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Polls: Trump Jumps Out to Big Lead Over Biden

CNN has Trump out to a six point lead. Which is the result I'm worried about. The wailing and gnashing about Biden will come back in full force.

On the other hand, the other possible candidates don't do too much better than Biden. Surprisingly, Kamala does the best, only behind Trump by 2.


Political Polls
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2024 National GE:

Trump 49% (+6)
Biden 43%
.
Trump 47% (+2)
Harris 45%
.
Trump 48% (+5)
Newsom 43%
.
Trump 47% (+4)
Buttigieg 43%
.
Trump 47% (+5)
Whitmer 42%

A Democracy Corps poll -- and Democracy Corps sounds like a bunch of commie gobbedlygook to me -- now puts Trump up by... 8.

President Biden needed another stage of momentum to raise his approval and his vote nationally and in the battleground states. His approval went down 2 points and the deficit with Trump grew 8 points. And on who is better handling an issue, he lost 6 to 7 points of margin on inflation, strong, and makes me feel safe. In the past, the polls have almost always reflected the direction and patterns we identify here.
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Donald Trump didn't benefit on any measure, except the vote. ...

They mean, on specific issues, Trump did not improve. Biden lost support, making Trump look better relatively, but Trump's numbers themselves did not go up. Except on the question of who people intend to vote for.

[Biden] took his biggest hit with Black voters and Hispanics, as well as third party voters. ... The biggest shifts against Biden started at 5 points and came on the border, common sense, getting higher wages and salaries, infrastructure, controlling inflation, being strong, and making me safer.

For those who say the national polls are meaningless -- they're not -- here's a guy going throug the state-by-state polling and calling the electoral college as the state polls now stand. Spoiler alert: Trump wins, and not by a little. Trump takes all of the swing states, and takes Maine and New Hampshire, too. He even takes Minnesota.

One purple/blue state he loses is Virginia.

We'll see about that.

Jake Tapper is in full partisan mode -- against Biden. He knows Biden will lose to Trump, and, after covering up for Biden for years and years, is now posing as a Jonny-Come-Lately "Truth Teller," telling Democrats to stop pretending we didn't see what we all saw.

Jake Tapper has apparently had enough. No more covering for Biden--at least that is what he is signaling here.

He didn't use the term "gaslighting," but that is what he is describing in no uncertain terms. Watch:



I mentioned before that the Regime's way of dealing with being exposed as liars is simple, and they do the same thing every time. After years of gaslighting, years of lies and lies and lies, when the truth is suddenly undeniable, they say, "Of course I knew that. Duh. Didn't you know that, Dummy?"

I remember the leftwing "expert" class all saying that when it turned out that Obamacare did, in fact, terminate your pre-existing insurance. It was not true that "if you like your doctor, you can keep your doctor." After this lie, which the "experts" had sworn to for years, was exposed, suddenly "experts" like Megan McArdle said, "Well of course it terminates your insurance. That's right in the text of the bill. All of us experts knew that. Why didn't you non-expert Dum-Dums know that?"

Well because the "experts" all lied to us in a politically-coordinated organized front, Megan. That's my guess.

(Actually, I'm not sure if she pulled the "we all know that" about the termination of insurance policies, or about the fact that Obamacare would not, in fact, reduce medical costs, as promised. I'm having trouble finding the column that so enraged me with its casualness about having withheld this information from citizens.)

And so it is that Carl Bernstein, dean of the leftwing activist fake reporters, corrupt facilitator of the Steele Dossier hoax, now says, Oh sure, Biden's been mentally infirm for years. All of us smart reporters knew that, of course.

Why didn't you know that, Dum-Dums?

Yashar Ali

@yashar
Carl Bernstein on CNN right now:

Multiple sources tell him that there have been at least 15 occasions in the last year and a half "where the president has appeared like he did at that horror show (his debate performance)."

Bernstein reports that in the last six months sources have told him that there has been a marked incidence of cognitive decline.

He says that his sources have gone to Ron Klain in the last year to express concern about the President losing his train of thought and not having the ability to pick up where he left off.

Bernstein mentions a fundraiser at the Four Seasons restaurant in New York in June of 2023 where the President became "Very stiff...almost like a kind of rigor mortis."

Bernstein notes that he has heard from sources that Biden is very sharp in his national security briefings and that he has full command of the facts.

Sure, Jan.

More at the link to Hot Air. Biden was lost at a fundraiser and needed to sit down to continue.

All the Smarties in the press corps knew that.

Why didn't you know that, Dummy?

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 01:17 PM




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Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 02, 2024 01:16 PM (GBKbO)

2 Firsticles!

Posted by: Pudinhead at July 02, 2024 01:17 PM (n17eQ)

3 I remember the leftwing "expert" class all saying that when it turned out that Obamacare did, in fact, terminate your pre-existing insurance. It was not true that "if you like your doctor, you can keep your doctor." After this lie, which the "experts" had sworn to for years, suddenly "experts" like Megan McArdle said, "Well of course it terminates your insurance. That's right in the text of the bill. All of us experts knew that."

========

Conservatives never believed this.

Leftists believed this.

Who's the dummy?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 02, 2024 01:17 PM (GBKbO)

4 Bye Joe.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 02, 2024 01:17 PM (u73oe)

5 Trump 47% (+2)
Harris 45%
.

Nope

Posted by: It's me donna at July 02, 2024 01:18 PM (IyPmt)

6 Bernstein notes that he has heard from sources that Biden is very sharp in his national security briefings and that he has full command of the facts.

Hahahahahahahaha

Posted by: It's me donna at July 02, 2024 01:19 PM (IyPmt)

7 Rookie mistake. Oh, wait...

Posted by: Nazdar at July 02, 2024 01:19 PM (9XWKq)

8 Coons is recommending that Joe have a two-hour press conference.


LOLOL

DO IT!!

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 02, 2024 01:20 PM (JeYYB)

9 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 02, 2024 01:20 PM (Zz0t1)

10 The Dems themselves are the cheap fakes!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 02, 2024 01:20 PM (rJUF9)

11 Bernstein notes that he has heard from sources that Biden is very sharp in his national security briefings and that he has full command of the facts.

Hahahahahahahaha
Posted by: It's me donna at July 02, 2024 01:19 PM (IyPmt)

Probably wants to bomb Medicaid.

Posted by: Northernlurker at July 02, 2024 01:20 PM (JLq/1)

12 5 Trump 47% (+2)
Harris 45%
.

Nope
Posted by: It's me donna at July 02, 202

-----

Agree, that's ridiculous.

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 02, 2024 01:20 PM (JeYYB)

13 >>Conservatives never believed this.
Leftists believed this.
Who's the dummy?

I had a very similar thought: It's an indictment of the Marxist Media that their viewers, and only their viewers, are constantly shocked by reality.

Posted by: ace at July 02, 2024 01:20 PM (KRtlO)

14 So, Kamala paid for this polling...

Posted by: Nova Local at July 02, 2024 01:20 PM (exHjb)

15 Imagine Harris in an honest debate.

She'd be weirder than Joe.

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 02, 2024 01:21 PM (JeYYB)

16 Probably wants to bomb Medicaid.
Posted by: Northernlurker at July 02, 2024 01:20 PM (JLq/1)

WELL joe did say he killed it

Posted by: It's me donna at July 02, 2024 01:21 PM (IyPmt)

17 Trump
Will
Never
Be
President
Again

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 02, 2024 01:21 PM (uc5g7)

18 Yeah…. I don’t believe that Kamala number. No frigging way she’d do that well against Trump. In fact I’d pay money to see Trump debate her… that’d be comedy gold that even Banya could use

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 02, 2024 01:21 PM (xT8gx)

19 Has slack jawed Joe really gone orange?

Posted by: Northernlurker at July 02, 2024 01:22 PM (JLq/1)

20 16 Probably wants to bomb Medicaid.
Posted by: Northernlurker at July 02, 2024 01:20 PM (JLq/1)

WELL joe did say he killed it
Posted by: It's me donna at July 02, 2024 01:21 PM (IyPmt)

No, he killed Medicare, the much bigger and more popular program...

Posted by: Nova Local at July 02, 2024 01:22 PM (exHjb)

21 My theory on Kamala's numbers:

The same people who hadn't seen the real Biden have most definitely not seen the real Kamala.

Make her the focal point and people will immediately start wondering if it's too late to get Biden back.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at July 02, 2024 01:22 PM (d1p/J)

22 dems operate on knowing the collective citizenry does not digest facts and they are counting on that, they will push the feelz

Posted by: DanMan at July 02, 2024 01:22 PM (8uzBS)

23 CNN has Trump out to a six point lead. Which is the result I'm worried about. The wailing and gnashing about Biden will come back in full force.

On the other hand, the other possible candidates don't do too much better than Biden. Surprisingly, Kamala does the best, only behind Trump by 2.


Obama faction trying to hedge its Brandon bet?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 02, 2024 01:22 PM (llON8)

24 Conspiracy Theory:

They've known Biden has been mentally incapacitated for quite some time, however he's progressing at a rate they did not anticipate. They are now pressing their cohorts in the media and polling orgs to make it seem that Trump is going to decisively beat Biden so they can push harder to get him removed ASAP and replaced with someone else, whether that be Kumswala or one of the backbenchers.

I think it will be Kumswala, because if its not, they'll have admitted they f*cked up ROYALLY by choosing those two initially for an anticipated 8 year+ run.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 02, 2024 01:22 PM (Zz0t1)

25 Willowed:

Trump should pick Y's Dice for his running mate. That dude would kick ass and take names.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 02, 2024 01:22 PM (v6JzV)

26 13 >>Conservatives never believed this.
Leftists believed this.
Who's the dummy?

I had a very similar thought: It's an indictment of the Marxist Media that their viewers, and only their viewers, are constantly shocked by reality.
Posted by: ace at July 02, 2024 01:20 PM (KRtlO)

=========

I've been thinking it for a while.

Obama outright made fun of people who believed in "shovel ready jobs". That was entirely the left.

The left's own leaders insult the gullibility of their base, but the base takes it as a hit on us for some reason.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 02, 2024 01:22 PM (GBKbO)

27 "Coons is recommending that Joe have a two-hour press conference."

After Biden failed a 90 minute debate.

Posted by: davidt at July 02, 2024 01:22 PM (SYTee)

28 No, he killed Medicare, the much bigger and more popular program...
Posted by: Nova Local at July 02, 2024 01:22 PM (exHjb)

I stand corrected

Posted by: It's me donna at July 02, 2024 01:22 PM (IyPmt)

29 Never trouble trouble till trouble troubles you.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 02, 2024 01:22 PM (63Dwl)

30 Workin 10 to 4
Man, this job is really easy
Eat ice cream and shit my pants
Hey, my wife looks kinda sleazy

Posted by: Joe "Dolly" Biden at July 02, 2024 01:22 PM (OguvZ)

31 >>> 17 Trump
Will
Never
Be
President
Again
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 02, 2024 01:21 PM (uc5g7)

Working on it.

Posted by: Judge Merchan, I am da law at July 02, 2024 01:23 PM (llON8)

32 Somebody said one person is missing from the polling chart.

Michelle Obama

Posted by: Im Gumby Damn It! at July 02, 2024 01:23 PM (o3Uyl)

33 No chance they get around the Kamala Harris issue. They know “democracy” is jot at stake, and will not tick off a huge portion of their base.

They are just now coming to the realization that DEI can cut both ways.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at July 02, 2024 01:24 PM (HZszs)

34 Trump 47% (+2)
Harris 45%
.

Nope
Posted by: It's me donna

Maybe.

I think some women would not sit home and go vote for her.

Trump would lose some youngsters to her I think.

Does put more flop sweat in the democratic steam room

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at July 02, 2024 01:24 PM (FxH7T)

35 All the Smarties in the press corps knew that.

Why didn't you know that, Dummy?


To be fair, they probably did know that, and just lied about it to save their phoney-baloney jobs.

So the question to ask them is, knowing that they knew Biden was infirm etc, why did they lie to everyone else and say he was fine?

Posted by: FeatherBlade at July 02, 2024 01:24 PM (hB7mE)

36 Carl Bernstein has the credibility of Joe Isuzu.

Posted by: mr tmz at July 02, 2024 01:24 PM (rJ48h)

37 They mean, on specific issues, Trump did not improve. Biden lost support, making Trump look better relatively, but Trump's numbers themselves did not go up. Except on the question of who people intend to vote for.
-------------------------

LOL go figure

Posted by: ... at July 02, 2024 01:24 PM (lX8VI)

38
No, he killed Medicare, the much bigger and more popular program...
Posted by: Nova Local


He said he beat Medicare but then Trump replied that he beat Medicaid.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 02, 2024 01:24 PM (63Dwl)

39 Tapper can masticate man meat.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 02, 2024 01:24 PM (pohLc)

40 32 Somebody said one person is missing from the polling chart.

Michelle Obama
Posted by: Im Gumby Damn It! at July 02, 2024 01:23 PM (o3Uyl)

She'd probably get the black woman vote but lose the black male vote

Posted by: It's me donna at July 02, 2024 01:24 PM (IyPmt)

41 27 "Coons is recommending that Joe have a two-hour press conference."

After Biden failed a 90 minute debate.
Posted by: davidt at July 02, 2024 01:22 PM (SYTee)

------

Exactly, in the last video Tapper suggests it and Coons says "That's what I've been recommending."

It's laughable.

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 02, 2024 01:25 PM (JeYYB)

42 This is unbelievable. Didn't the voters hear that Biden answered the questions more honestly, and had facts in his side? I know I heard some dude from the NYT saying Trump did poorly, and whenever he spoke, all the independents rating the debate turned their dials down to zero. Trump was the real loser!

Posted by: Moron Analyst at July 02, 2024 01:25 PM (JCZqz)

43 >>> 25 Willowed:

Trump should pick Y's Dice for his running mate. That dude would kick ass and take names.
==
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 02, 2024 01:22 PM (v6JzV)

I would contribute to an OrangeManBad / YD campaign.

Imagine the debate between YD and either Kamala or, if Joe gets bumped (off?) and she replaces him, the sucker who gets tagged as her VP.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 02, 2024 01:25 PM (llON8)

44 The question is, who can they plausibly cheat enough for to win.

Harris is the VP, like Biden was.

Posted by: davidt at July 02, 2024 01:25 PM (SYTee)

45 Pointing out Joe's lack of cognitive ability is racist, I believe.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 02, 2024 01:26 PM (tT6L1)

46 So, just to play along with their little namby pamby fantasy universe they live in, and adhere to their rules of how things work.... You're journalists, right? You're the priestly caste ordained to share the Truth and Wisdom with the ignorant masses, lest they seek the Truth themselves and fuck it up and open up a big orange hell-mouth in the fabric of spacetime straight to the very least butt-fucky and unemployed corner of Hell...

So if you knew this nugget of wisdom, but didn't share it with anyone... how in the fuck do you suppose they would know?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 02, 2024 01:26 PM (BAEGB)

47
Michelle Obama
Posted by: Im Gumby Damn It! at July 02, 2024 01:23 PM (o3Uyl)



I don't think that lazy grifter bitch has ANY desire to do anything remotely close to what Barack did for 8 years. She HATED her time in the WH and would HATE it even more if she had to actually be the FACE of America for 4 or more years.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 02, 2024 01:26 PM (Zz0t1)

48 Harris is it if Biden goes. What a surprise she's doing "the best". And yet for four years all we've heard is how "unpopular" she is. I wonder if maybe all these articles are a waste of time since every single thing is lies, or nah bro.

Posted by: ... at July 02, 2024 01:26 PM (lX8VI)

49 All the AWFLs around me are freaking out now that Biden looks like an idiot. I'm all in on "who are the dumbasses who voted for him?". No passes given, bitches.

Posted by: nckate at July 02, 2024 01:26 PM (4bYb7)

50 DOCTOR Jill has built an impenetrable firewall around her and The Patient, and nothing can penetrate it.

They want desperately to keep the big prize, the helicopters, motorcades, state dinners, all of it.

Watch the upcoming summit in Europe, where she will keep him under the dome of kryptonite and let him only peek out for very brief scripted moments.

I'll bet she is giving him the injections, and has bigfooted the real docs.

Posted by: Mr Gaga at July 02, 2024 01:26 PM (ZtgZZ)

51 Trump should pick Y's Dice for his running mate. That dude would kick ass and take names.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 02, 2024 01:22 PM (v6JzV)

Seconded…. Or as press secretary where he could regularly school the media

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 02, 2024 01:26 PM (xT8gx)

52 Harris is a woman of color. All the bullshit defenses apply.

Posted by: davidt at July 02, 2024 01:26 PM (SYTee)

53 "It was not true that 'if you like your doctor, you can keep your doctor.' "

I mentioned losing a health care plan and a dental plan that worked for my wife and I. A sniveling leftard actually said "Well you had bad insurance."

Punching people through the internet. We need an app for that.

Posted by: NR Pax at July 02, 2024 01:26 PM (lXoJ5)

54 "Coons is recommending that Joe have a two-hour press conference."

After Biden failed a 90 minute debate.


Because he is hoping that given another 30 minutes Joe will finally vapor lock?

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at July 02, 2024 01:27 PM (rHxhM)

55 i'd be impressed if biden could just sit at a table and read the newspaper for two hours. he probably thinks nancy and sluggo are just good friends

Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 02, 2024 01:27 PM (CWTWj)

56 4 Trump 47% (+2)
Harris 45%
.

Nope
Posted by: It's me donna

Maybe.

I think some women would not sit home and go vote for her.

Trump would lose some youngsters to her I think.

Does put more flop sweat in the democratic steam room
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at July 02, 2024 01:24 PM (FxH7T)

I think Trump will wait to see how this plays out before he picks his VP..

Posted by: Im Gumby Damn It! at July 02, 2024 01:27 PM (o3Uyl)

57 The prosecutors in New York have agreed to a delay in Trump's sentencing till the 24th (I think), so there can be a hearing into whether the Supreme Court decision affects the trial.

Hopefully, they are pulling away from the abyss.

OTOH, if Merchan does sentence Trump to prison on the 24th, he will be sentencing the official Republican nominee for President of the United States to prison at that point.

Posted by: The Wide-Open Border! at July 02, 2024 01:27 PM (uxCna)

58 YD would just drape a crispy $20 across his lectern and wait.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 02, 2024 01:27 PM (BAEGB)

59 >>> 36 Carl Bernstein has the credibility of Joe Isuzu.
Posted by: mr tmz at July 02, 2024 01:24 PM (rJ48h)

Fck you, dude.

Posted by: Joe Isuzu at July 02, 2024 01:27 PM (llON8)

60 As a much smarter commenter than me opined, the MFM isn't mad that they know about Stinkfinger's senility.

They're mad that we know.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at July 02, 2024 01:27 PM (Q0kLU)

61 Its not all bad news for Joe. Biden still holds a 90 point lead among those with Gender Studies degrees, and has a 100 point lead among people who snuck into America so they could rape and kill some white chicks.

Posted by: Wally at July 02, 2024 01:27 PM (hqVaF)

62 Damn sock.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 02, 2024 01:27 PM (Q0kLU)

63 Trump would tear Michelle apart. He nearly killed Hillary and made her go from "the most inevitable president ever" (according to OUR side) to a meat bag being thrown in a van. That was all from the pressure that Trump put on her.

Posted by: ... at July 02, 2024 01:27 PM (lX8VI)

64 48 Harris is it if Biden goes. What a surprise she's doing "the best". And yet for four years all we've heard is how "unpopular" she is. I wonder if maybe all these articles are a waste of time since every single thing is lies, or nah bro.
Posted by: ... at July 02, 2024 01:26 PM (lX8VI)

========

She probably has the best name recognition of the bunch.

I mean, she's an embarrassment, but that embarrassment is mostly relegated to right-leaning social media accounts and not being blasted unfiltered all that much in wider news channels.

It's just kind of a return to base partisan numbers with less baggage.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 02, 2024 01:27 PM (GBKbO)

65 2 hour press conference…. at 11am.

Posted by: Biden is Finished at July 02, 2024 01:28 PM (5WgjX)

66 She'd probably get the black woman vote but lose the black male vote
Posted by: It's me donna at July 02, 2024 01:24 PM (IyPmt)

I really don't get why black men don't want to vote for one of their own.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at July 02, 2024 01:28 PM (B9Prs)

67 33 No chance they get around the Kamala Harris issue. They know “democracy” is jot at stake, and will not tick off a huge portion of their base.

i know it's a typo, but i'm'a just assume you made it because of the tittles involved.

Posted by: anachronda at July 02, 2024 01:28 PM (sGtp+)

68 Let's get real, YD for VP and MadamMayhem for Press Secretary.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 02, 2024 01:28 PM (tT6L1)

69 Trump 48% (+5)
Newsom 43%


No problemo. Fire up the xerox machines.

Posted by: Gavin Newsollini at July 02, 2024 01:28 PM (v0R5T)

70 Trump
Will
Never
Be
President
Again
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 02, 2024 01:21 PM (uc5g7)


On this, dear lady, you and I are in total agreement.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 02, 2024 01:28 PM (Q0kLU)

71 Don't be a Silly
Be a Smarty
Come and join Joe's sharty!

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at July 02, 2024 01:28 PM (Jh5b+)

72 Coons is the d-bag who let Biden put his hands all over his little girl and whisper in her ear.

Posted by: huerfano at July 02, 2024 01:29 PM (VGOMa)

73 Former Hillary Aide Claims Debate Setup Was "Soft Coup" By Democrats To Replace Biden

“There were whispers for weeks that ‘Joe’s going down at the debate’”


The Mail also claims that Michigan Governor Gretchen Whitmer “secretly” sent out an advance team to Washington DC weeks ago to prepare a snap presidential campaign.

Posted by: SMOD at July 02, 2024 01:29 PM (RHGPo)

74 I don't think that lazy grifter bitch has ANY desire to do anything remotely close to what Barack did for 8 years. She HATED her time in the WH and would HATE it even more if she had to actually be the FACE of America for 4 or more years.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 02, 2024 01:26 PM (Zz0t1)

Both Big Mike and his bitch Barry are allergic to work.

Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at July 02, 2024 01:29 PM (K861k)

75 I know what Biden need to rebound.

Another debate with Trump.

Posted by: No one of any consequence at July 02, 2024 01:29 PM (VuZH8)

76 We're launching a new website! Heat.gov!

Great, I can check there and be edumacated about whether it is hot outside!

MAGA Republicans! Climate deniers!

Today's Joe glitch is looking at each 'prompter screen quite a while - 5-6 seconds - before switching. He's like a drowning man afraid to let go of his plank of wood so he can climb into a lifeboat.

Posted by: Gref at July 02, 2024 01:29 PM (5fDan)

77 Maybe Jill should put on a Joe mask and do his debates and speeches for him.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 02, 2024 01:29 PM (pohLc)

78 I'm kind of surprised the DNC didn't produce a 'documentary' on Biden for the campaign. An hour long, hyper-produced paen to the dunce in residence seems like a standard thing these days. What gives?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 02, 2024 01:29 PM (IG4Id)

79 I still think Whitmer's percentage is a floor caused by most of the country not knowing who she even is. So: I consider her dangerous.
Whereas Buttigieg's is a ceiling, because everyone knows that lightweight and associates him with fucking up our supplychain and train infrastructure. Anyway he's even lazier than Big Mike so won't want the job.
Likewise Newsome isn't gaining points.
I think this is why the governors got Newsome and Whitmer on the same call. Also, some would rather have Bredesen from KY.

Posted by: gKWVE at July 02, 2024 01:29 PM (gKWVE)

80 So who will be Kumala’s running mate? Probably a white guy. Tim Ryan. He’s calling for her to be the nominee this morning. It’s all calculated .

Posted by: Biden is Finished at July 02, 2024 01:29 PM (5WgjX)

81

You watch that rapacious sow Whitmer try to bossy bitch herself into the "race".

She is as desirous of power as Bryan Singer is desirous of young boys.

She's been bred for the role.

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at July 02, 2024 01:29 PM (et1vG)

82 Chris Coons. Isn't he the guy who let Biden molest his 9 year-old daughter so he could get in tight with the "old Joe"?

Posted by: JTSmith at July 02, 2024 01:29 PM (FxdZx)

83 >>>This is unbelievable. Didn't the voters hear that Biden answered the questions more honestly, and had facts in his side? I know I heard some dude from the NYT saying Trump did poorly, and whenever he spoke, all the independents rating the debate turned their dials down to zero. Trump was the real loser!

You're the loser! You're the sucker!

Posted by: Joe Biden, the "Cicero of Scranton" at July 02, 2024 01:30 PM (KRtlO)

84 She probably has the best name recognition of the bunch.

In that case, to get a fifty state sweep, they ought to coerce Taylor Swift to headline a ticket.†


† not sure she would take the massive pay cut and have to put on clothes at State dinners though.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at July 02, 2024 01:30 PM (rHxhM)

85 >>> 51
==
Seconded…. Or as press secretary where he could regularly school the media
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 02, 2024 01:26 PM (xT8gx)

If YD can be VP, Joe Mannix can be press secretary.

Hmm, how about a Moron Fantasy Football OrangeManBad administration draft...?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 02, 2024 01:30 PM (llON8)

86 OTOH, if Merchan does sentence Trump to prison on the 24th, he will be sentencing the official Republican nominee for President of the United States to prison at that point.

Biden, in his four minute "press conference", said that the American people have the right to know the outcome of the Trump trials before the election.

Biden is confessing that this is all political.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 02, 2024 01:30 PM (uxCna)

87 The Mail also claims that Michigan Governor Gretchen Whitmer “secretly” sent out an advance team to Washington DC weeks ago to prepare a snap presidential campaign.

Posted by: SMOD at July 02, 2024 01:29 PM (RHGPo)

Very secretly apparently

Posted by: ... at July 02, 2024 01:30 PM (lX8VI)

88
I don't think that lazy grifter bitch has ANY desire to do anything remotely close to what Barack did for 8 years. She HATED her time in the WH and would HATE it even more if she had to actually be the FACE of America for 4 or more years.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 02, 2024 01:26 PM (Zz0t1)

Im with you on that. MO stated she is not interested when questioned last month BUT never know what skullduggery JUGS and his minions are up to

Posted by: Im Gumby Damn It! at July 02, 2024 01:30 PM (o3Uyl)

89 What exactly would Kamala do differently policy wise ? People are worried about the economy, the border etc... How would that change with a rearranging of the deck chairs on the SS Titanic known as the Biden Administration?

Posted by: It's me donna at July 02, 2024 01:30 PM (IyPmt)

90 17 Trump
Will
Never
Be
President
Again
Posted by: nurse ratched
======
Wishcasting again?

Posted by: whig at July 02, 2024 01:30 PM (/0X3E)

91 In more important news, my excellent dog just brutally slaughtered a pernicious groundhog who had apparently been squatting on my property, and undermining my precious outbuilding. I gave him ten dog treats.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 02, 2024 01:30 PM (0FoWg)

92 Biden's 2 hour press conference schedule:

Press arrive at 1 pm.
15 min to get seated.
Amy Schumer warm-up act. 1 hour
15 min intermission.
Joe Biden gets up, answers 5 minutes of scripted questions.
Press Secretary follows up with 20 min of explanations.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at July 02, 2024 01:31 PM (B9Prs)

93 He even takes Minnesota.

Even Nixon and Reagan couldn't do that.

Posted by: tankdemon at July 02, 2024 01:31 PM (ZbweD)

94 This too shall pass. Four months is a small eternity in campaign politics.

this has been the split for 5 months. It hasn't budged. Polls in swing states are the key.

Polls mean absolutely nothing right now. Nothing. They have no predictive value of who wins in November.

This is not good, and we cannot ignore it. Polling has its problems, but it's accurate in measuring trends, and post debate the trends do not favor us.

We have to come to terms that corrective action is needed while we have time.


Normal voters are not paying that much attention during summertime. Only weirdos like us.

we all expected a small dip in polling. Unfortunately the tv pundits and journalists aren’t going to let this story go away. I believe the more trump gets exposed in his rants we will see Dems and others give more support back to Biden. If dems keep fighting amongst ourselves republicans will sit back and enjoy the show.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 02, 2024 01:31 PM (JCZqz)

95 Former Hillary Aide Claims Debate Setup Was "Soft Coup" By Democrats To Replace Biden



100%

Posted by: Biden is Finished at July 02, 2024 01:31 PM (5WgjX)

96 >>> 57
==
OTOH, if Merchan does sentence Trump to prison on the 24th, he will be sentencing the official Republican nominee for President of the United States to prison at that point.
Posted by: The Wide-Open Border! at July 02, 2024 01:27 PM (uxCna)

So?

Posted by: Judge Merchan, I am da law at July 02, 2024 01:31 PM (llON8)

97
A two-hour news conference? They had a 90-minute debate and he couldn't handle it.

Lunacy: doing exactly the same thing thinking it will turn out better.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 02, 2024 01:31 PM (Glrsl)

98 Just imagine the media and their fainting couches the first time YD used the word “rumprangers” in a press briefing…. Gold Jerry. Gold!!

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 02, 2024 01:31 PM (xT8gx)

99 For those who say the national polls are meaningless -- they're not

They're telling Biden and the vote counters that Biden is going to lose. I bet they're not saying that about all the down-ballot races where Democrat policies show solid support for stymieing (sp?) Trump for four years.

Will Hillary spread her leathery wings and swoop in?

Posted by: t-bird at July 02, 2024 01:31 PM (xtH79)

100 "After this lie, which the "experts" had sworn to for years, was exposed, suddenly "experts" like Megan McArdle said, "Well of course it terminates your insurance. That's right in the text of the bill. All of us experts knew that. Why didn't you non-expert Dum-Dums know that?""


Nancy Pelosi on Obamacare: "We have to pass the bill so you can find out what's in it."

Posted by: mrp at July 02, 2024 01:32 PM (rj6Yv)

101

President Biden plans to hold a meeting with Democratic governors Wednesday, CBS News has learned, as the White House and his reelection campaign work to shore up support for him after last week's shaky debate performance. Some will attend in person, while others will attend virtually.

The Biden campaign had been trying to arrange time for Vice President Harris to speak with governors, but the governors decided Monday they wanted to hear directly from the president.

"They'd like to hear from him directly before going and sticking out their necks for him again," said one of the people familiar with the plan, granted anonymity to speak frankly about them.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 02, 2024 01:32 PM (63Dwl)

102 Perhaps we can overcome the "ballots" "counted" fraud.
Perhaps.

Posted by: uniparty, Raping and Mutilating the Children They Do Not Kill at July 02, 2024 01:32 PM (gxokI)

103 No spray tan and 2 jog steps:

@RNCResearch
Crooked Joe Biden — predictably dazed and confused — shuffles in for remarks on "extreme weather" in Washington, D.C.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 02, 2024 01:32 PM (IG4Id)

104 Willowed:

Gavin "Oleaginous" Newsom - now more spreadable. *


( * Gluten-free, delicious trans-fats)

Posted by: Ciampino - Vitreous Humour is funny glass #14 at July 02, 2024 01:32 PM (qfLjt)

105 Chris Coons is too stupid to shave the sides of his head.

Posted by: wth at July 02, 2024 01:32 PM (v0R5T)

106 Bernstein notes that he has heard from sources that Biden is very sharp in his national security briefings and that he has full command of the facts.

My little Billy in kindergarten can color within the lines now and doesn't eat the purple crayons!

Posted by: gKWVE at July 02, 2024 01:33 PM (gKWVE)

107 89 What exactly would Kamala do differently policy wise ? People are worried about the economy, the border etc... How would that change with a rearranging of the deck chairs on the SS Titanic known as the Biden Administration?
Posted by: It's me donna at July 02, 2024 01:30 PM (IyPmt)


------

Not a thing.

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 02, 2024 01:33 PM (JeYYB)

108 That's why they don't do, Man on the street, interviews any longer. Mobs would mob them.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at July 02, 2024 01:33 PM (J8LnB)

109 In more important news, my excellent dog just brutally slaughtered a pernicious groundhog who had apparently been squatting on my property, and undermining my precious outbuilding. I gave him ten dog treats.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

Smoke 'em if you got 'em.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at July 02, 2024 01:33 PM (qZEuM)

110 94 Polls mean absolutely nothing right now. Nothing. They have no predictive value of who wins in November.

Normal voters are not paying that much attention during summertime. Only weirdos like us.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 02, 2024 01:31 PM (JCZqz)

========

1. True. But the FINAL polls from 2020 were off by 7 points...in Biden's favor. Polling is always bullshit now.

2. This is a commonly held belief, and I think it's bullshit. I think it's cover for polling firms to change from "making it up" to "actually kind of trying" in September.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 02, 2024 01:33 PM (GBKbO)

111 See Trump was a doodyhead for walking into their trap with this debate because they knew they wanted to get rid of Biden and now they can because Trump is a big stupid but it's ok because muh normz.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 02, 2024 01:33 PM (BAEGB)

112
The enjoyable thing about this is that the Democrats are doomed if Joe stays in and even more doomed if he drops out.

Aaaaaah, I love the smell of Blue flop sweat in the morning.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 02, 2024 01:33 PM (Glrsl)

113 this is from 'salon' bu a guy named "Lucian K. Truscott IV":

So far, Joe Biden has been running as the candidate who doesn't lie and tells the truth, who will protect our democracy, and do the things that good Democrats always say they will do - provide health care, protect Social Security and Medicare, support the troops and take care of the vets, and work on the economy so there is equal opportunity for all.

But he's running against the Donald Trump of 2024, not 2020, or even the soft-focus fascist of 2016. Accusing Trump of lying every time he opens his mouth is stating the obvious, as is accusing him of extremism and racism and all the other terrible isms, including the modern-day fascism of MAGA Republicans.

[oh brother]

Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 02, 2024 01:33 PM (CWTWj)

114 Could Joe control that slack jawed look? Or is it an automatic thing related to dementia?

Posted by: Northernlurker at July 02, 2024 01:33 PM (JLq/1)

115 Trump debates Mike Owebama.


Trump: You stated that you weren't proud of America until Barack was elected president. You followed that up with how hard it was for you to live in a house that was built by slaves.

WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO GO BACK?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 02, 2024 01:33 PM (Zz0t1)

116 Is Bernstein's leak called Deep State?

Posted by: Pudinhead at July 02, 2024 01:33 PM (n17eQ)

117 Harris is it if Biden goes. What a surprise she's doing "the best". And yet for four years all we've heard is how "unpopular" she is. I wonder if maybe all these articles are a waste of time since every single thing is lies, or nah bro.
Posted by: ... at July 02, 2024 01:26 PM (lX8VI)


Harris is undeniably popular with the American people and even more so with the Democrat base. She is, in fact, so popular with the base the in 2020 she dropped out BEFORE the first primary. If she becomes the nominee, Trump can just hire Tulsi Gabbard to follow her around everywhere beating her like a rented mule.

The thing to remember about all these poll numbers is that they, almost certainly, represent the apex. Most Americans know nothing about these people. Few politicians become MORE popular as they become widely known.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 02, 2024 01:33 PM (U7wke)

118 "Didn't you know that, Dummy?"

No. No, I did not.

* hangs head in shame *

Posted by: Lamont at July 02, 2024 01:34 PM (ePTZ3)

119 They could just tell Joe… no Cheatie this go round.. ball is in your court, Joe.

Posted by: tubal at July 02, 2024 01:34 PM (PCK5/)

120 95 Former Hillary Aide Claims Debate Setup Was "Soft Coup" By Democrats To Replace Biden



100%
Posted by: Biden is Finished at July 02, 2024 01:31 PM (5WgjX)

So why did Biden's team agree to any of this?

Oh, that's right. They're stupid. And arrogant. But mostly stupid.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at July 02, 2024 01:34 PM (d1p/J)

121 91 In more important news, my excellent dog just brutally slaughtered a pernicious groundhog who had apparently been squatting on my property, and undermining my precious outbuilding. I gave him ten dog treats.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 02, 2024 01:30 PM (0FoWg)

I had one of those last summer. Cracked the bedroom window, and when he came out, slid my target grade .22 outta the window real slow and quiet, and sent him to ground hog heaven with a shot center chest.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 02, 2024 01:34 PM (pohLc)

122
"Abortion! That's it! Abortion will save us!"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 02, 2024 01:34 PM (Glrsl)

123 Polls mean nothing!!
- the side that’s losing in the polls

Posted by: Biden is Finished at July 02, 2024 01:34 PM (5WgjX)

124 For those who say the national polls are meaningless -- they're not -- here's a guy going throug the state-by-state polling and calling the electoral college as the state polls now stand. Spoiler alert: Trump wins, and not by a little. Trump takes all of the swing states, and takes Maine and New Hampshire, too. He even takes Minnesota.


In a free and fair election. I don't think by any stretch they won't try to cheat their asses off again in this one.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 02, 2024 01:35 PM (Zz0t1)

125 He even takes Minnesota.

Even Nixon and Reagan couldn't do that.


Fire up the Oldsmobile, honey- we're back in the game!

Posted by: Al Franken at July 02, 2024 01:35 PM (xtH79)

126 >>> 58 YD would just drape a crispy $20 across his lectern and wait.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 02, 2024 01:27 PM (BAEGB)

LOL

That's about what, $5 in 2020 dollars?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 02, 2024 01:35 PM (llON8)

127 I also want to point out the LA governor's race polling from last year.

The final polls (FINAL) which are supposed to be the most accurate were showing the R getting between 35-40%, meaning a runoff (LA elections are weird, it's a jungle primary nonsense).

The actual result had the R winning with 51%, avoiding the runoff and outright winning the governorship.

Polling, even when firms are actually trying, are failing horribly.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 02, 2024 01:35 PM (GBKbO)

128 Let's not go waxing each other's gibbous moons.

Amirite?

Posted by: eleven at July 02, 2024 01:35 PM (fV+MH)

129 All Democrats want you to know is that their party is fine. They are terrified of Mumbles becoming the face of their party, which he is.

Imagine a (D)ementia campaign right now? Trump can't do it because it's a little too cruel but some enterprising people should be able to.

If that was a Republican up there Democrats would have immediately branded the (R)'s with it for the next 20 years. The party of Old White Demented People.

So be aware that every story you hear coming out of that festering pustule is to let you know that Democrat Party is strong as ox.

Posted by: ... at July 02, 2024 01:35 PM (lX8VI)

130 All the AWFLs around me are freaking out now that Biden looks like an idiot.
Posted by: nckate at July 02, 2024 01:26 PM (4bYb7)


Now? He looks like an idiot now? But not before?

Most people have negative clues.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 02, 2024 01:36 PM (U7wke)

131
But he's running against the Donald Trump of 2024, not 2020, or even the soft-focus fascist of 2016. Accusing Trump of lying every time he opens his mouth is stating the obvious, as is accusing him of extremism and racism and all the other terrible isms, including the modern-day fascism of MAGA Republicans.

[oh brother]
Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 02, 2024 01:33 PM (CWTWj)


"I keep crying wolf but the townspeople no longer believe me!"

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at July 02, 2024 01:36 PM (B9Prs)

132 Even West Somalia might go R? That would be seismic.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at July 02, 2024 01:36 PM (CwhoI)

133 Ah, Tulsi Gabbard… she could be useful to Trump. He could use her as a Media Flak….

Posted by: tubal at July 02, 2024 01:36 PM (PCK5/)

134 The doctors said that Biden needed to drain twelve Dark Crystal podlings before the debate, but he said he only needed "six to top me off".

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 02, 2024 01:36 PM (cf/0E)

135 I think the October surprise is going to be particularly rotten this cycle.

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 02, 2024 01:36 PM (JeYYB)

136 Sluggo got bad press, like Biden has been getting lately.

Posted by: Toons R Life at July 02, 2024 01:36 PM (V5BDR)

137 "Abortion! That's it! Abortion will save us!"
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 02, 2024 01:34 PM (Glrsl)

I think the 248th trimester is a little bit late....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 02, 2024 01:36 PM (BAEGB)

138 >>> 68 Let's get real, YD for VP and MadameMayhem for Press Secretary.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 02, 2024 01:28 PM (tT6L1)

That would work, too.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 02, 2024 01:36 PM (llON8)

139 States with solid election mechanisms are going to get a whole lot redder, just like in 2022.

States with questionable election mechanisms are going to get a whole lot bluer...for some reason...just like 2022.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 02, 2024 01:37 PM (GBKbO)

140 The stories about Whitmer and a "snap presidential campaign" are just that. Imagery to make you forget Joe is their standard bearer.

The "soft coup" stuff is the same. To let people understand the Democrats are in complete control. Which they most certainly are not.

Posted by: ... at July 02, 2024 01:37 PM (lX8VI)

141 Crooked Joe Biden — predictably dazed and confused — shuffles in for remarks on "extreme weather" in Washington, D.C.
Posted by: weft cut-loop
.......


Oh good. blibbety blabbety ..I beat Glbull worming.

Posted by: wth at July 02, 2024 01:37 PM (v0R5T)

142 >>>All the AWFLs around me are freaking out now that Biden looks like an idiot.
Posted by: nckate

any quotes? just the jist. I love hearing about AWFLs having freakouts.

Posted by: ace at July 02, 2024 01:37 PM (KRtlO)

143 109 In more important news, my excellent dog just brutally slaughtered a pernicious groundhog who had apparently been squatting on my property, and undermining my precious outbuilding. I gave him ten dog treats.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

Smoke 'em if you got 'em.
---------------
YD, you can make an improvised silencer for your .22 rifle with either a plastic bottle with a little water in it or a paper towel tube full of shaving cream. You don't need to tax your dog and loose out on the fun of sniping groundhogs directly.

Posted by: Pudinhead at July 02, 2024 01:37 PM (n17eQ)

144 When you shot the varmint, who were you thinking about?

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at July 02, 2024 01:37 PM (J8LnB)

145 Now? He looks like an idiot now? But not before?

Most people have negative clues.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 02, 2024 01:36 PM (U7wke)

They're freaking out now because it's obvious to everyone else that they're voting for a vegetable. And it hurts their self___ as your enlightened better when you know that they're an idiot.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at July 02, 2024 01:38 PM (B9Prs)

146 79 I still think Whitmer's percentage is a floor caused by most of the country not knowing who she even is. So: I consider her dangerous.
Whereas Buttigieg's is a ceiling, because everyone knows that lightweight and associates him with fucking up our supplychain and train infrastructure. Anyway he's even lazier than Big Mike so won't want the job.
Likewise Newsome isn't gaining points.
I think this is why the governors got Newsome and Whitmer on the same call. Also, some would rather have Bredesen from KY.
Posted by: gKWVE

Running for president, especially a truncated one is a lot more difficult than it looks and outsiders like Bredesen don't have the internal chits nor manpower to mount a race with personnel. Arguably Newsom does, Mooch would Whitmer to a lesser extent, and Cuomo would have if he had not be defenestrated. Kamala probably has it somewhat easier but only if she takes over the Biden campaign team which has not been her friend much. Wholesale firings of Biden staff put her right back with the other potential candidates except possibly regarding hard money.

This is not 1976 where a darkhorse can storm the gate nor is it the pre primary past open convention era.

Posted by: whig at July 02, 2024 01:38 PM (/0X3E)

147
127 I also want to point out the LA governor's race polling from last year.

The final polls (FINAL) which are supposed to be the most accurate were showing the R getting between 35-40%, meaning a runoff (LA elections are weird, it's a jungle primary nonsense).

The actual result had the R winning with 51%, avoiding the runoff and outright winning the governorship.

Polling, even when firms are actually trying, are failing horribly.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 02, 2024 01:35 PM (GBKbO)

Yep. Fo myself, JM, they are good for indicating trends, not as Gospel, so to speak.

Posted by: tubal at July 02, 2024 01:38 PM (PCK5/)

148 123 Polls mean nothing!!
- the side that’s losing in the polls
Posted by: Biden is Finished at July 02, 2024 01:34
Polls are crucial for calculating the fraud factor. These people are experts, damit!

Posted by: Eromero at July 02, 2024 01:38 PM (RRfm3)

149 Snakehead is pretty down on Biden now.

Yet the Dems keep sending blegs from him.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 02, 2024 01:38 PM (ePTZ3)

150 "Bernstein mentions a fundraiser at the Four Seasons restaurant in New York in June of 2023"

I'm pretty sure the Four Seasons restaurant was closed by June 2023. I don't think it even made it to covid. It was replaces, IIRC, by another restaurant that was not called Four Seasons.

Posted by: Elric Blade at July 02, 2024 01:38 PM (iFTx/)

151 133 Ah, Tulsi Gabbard… she could be useful to Trump. He could use her as a Media Flak….
Posted by: tubal at July 02, 2024 01:36 PM (PCK5/)



Agreed... She is the one who ended Kamala's primary run in 2020

Posted by: It's me donna at July 02, 2024 01:38 PM (IyPmt)

152 My pessimism has been hit since last Thursday night. It has been fun, but the Deep State will not let Trump win.

Posted by: No one of any consequence at July 02, 2024 01:38 PM (VuZH8)

153 >>> 99
==
They're telling Biden and the vote counters that Biden is going to lose. I bet they're not saying that about all the down-ballot races where Democrat policies show solid support for stymieing (sp?) Trump for four years.

Will Hillary spread her leathery wings and swoop in?
Posted by: t-bird at July 02, 2024 01:31 PM (xtH79)

Is that why she's blathering about poor Joey not being positioned for success? She was expecting a 3am phone call after the debate?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 02, 2024 01:38 PM (llON8)

154 Gavin Newsom uses sperm whale to grease his hair

Posted by: torabora at July 02, 2024 01:38 PM (oObdl)

155 Also, shouldn't we have a Summer of the Shark or more UFO propaganda by now?? You'd think they need the distraction.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 02, 2024 01:38 PM (IG4Id)

156 "Coons is recommending that Joe have a two-hour press conference."

After Biden failed a 90 minute debate.


He could do better with a press conference. He could sit. You control the attendees so that the youngest reporter is 127. Controlled questions. Janky editing. Lens flare. Explosions. People would eat it up.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 02, 2024 01:38 PM (U7wke)

157 YD, you can make an improvised silencer for your .22 rifle with either a plastic bottle with a little water in it or a paper towel tube full of shaving cream. You don't need to tax your dog and loose out on the fun of sniping groundhogs directly.
Posted by: Pudinhead
=======
Not smart to post NFA violations on Ace's website. Dick move.

Posted by: whig at July 02, 2024 01:38 PM (/0X3E)

158 I stand with Senator Coons and President Biden. Joe is sharp as ever.

Posted by: steevy at July 02, 2024 01:38 PM (HJ9BW)

159 Hmm, how about a Moron Fantasy Football OrangeManBad administration draft...?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket
----------
The vetting would be amazing. Did you ever.... Yes, yes I did. And it was fun. How about.....yep, did that also, twice in fact.

Posted by: scampydog at July 02, 2024 01:39 PM (2bFN5)

160 Has anyone posted yet that Trump's agreement to debate Biden was a mistake because otherwise he would be winning in the polls at a much higher percentage, and Trump has only shot himself in the foot with this unforced error?

Posted by: Kindltot at July 02, 2024 01:39 PM (D7oie)

161 I love how everyone in DC and MSM are pretending Biden’s health is a new development. Hey, remember how he refused to release medical records in 2020?

Posted by: Lizzy at July 02, 2024 01:39 PM (Hkcdp)

162 They will try to get Biden to resign, then Harris becomes the President. In return all the other Dem politicians that want a shot at the ring, and will insist on an open convention.

The Dems and the MSM will play this off as being the responsible party.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 02, 2024 01:39 PM (P0xXm)

163 How big of a lead does it take for Republicans to actually back him?

Posted by: eleven at July 02, 2024 01:39 PM (fV+MH)

164 Nixon missed Maine and DC at re-election.
Reagan missed Minnesota and DC.

I would argue that the culture in the swamp absolutely needed to be changed even back then. You shouldn't fucking get to rule if you miss both landslides.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 02, 2024 01:39 PM (cf/0E)

165 So what happens if Kamala has to debate Trump and has a performance on par with Biden?

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at July 02, 2024 01:39 PM (Y8lzz)

166
Crooked Joe Biden — predictably dazed and confused — shuffles in for remarks on "extreme weather" in Washington, D.C.

__________

"Doesn't he look great?!" - Toadying Media Talking Heads

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 02, 2024 01:40 PM (Glrsl)

167 128 Let's not go waxing each other's gibbous moons.

Amirite?
Posted by: eleven

https://tinyurl.com/bdv9j9pk

This cheeky celebrity doesn't know much about astronomy OR politics, and she doesn't mind showing off a little cheesecake as she boards her private jet.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at July 02, 2024 01:40 PM (JCZqz)

168 Believe it was August 2021 when Tucker played that "painful" 5 minute video of Biden at a White House party where everyone shunted and shouldered him aside because Obama was there, and Biden pathetically attempted to get into the cool kids' conversations, and failed. That was nearly 3 years ago, OF COURSE THEY ALL KNEW HE WAS A VEGETABLE BACK THEN. He also told us in 2019 that China was "not a competitor" with the US, and China couldn't even build a road to reach "their mountains in the east." The only way the vegetable could win a campaign against Trump was to...CANCEL THE CAMPAIGN.

Posted by: Jewish Odysseus at July 02, 2024 01:40 PM (bvp+i)

169 Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 02, 2024 01:34 PM (pohLc

Oh, if I'd known he were there, I'd have grabbed the .45 on my desk and gone Marion Cobretti on his rat ass.

But this is why employ the watchful dog and his amazing nosebrain to hunt down my rodents. The smart ones go to DC and live like Rat Kings, and the dumb ones die horribly on my garden walkway.

Just the cruel vicissitudes of life in the rodent world.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 02, 2024 01:40 PM (0FoWg)

170 152 My pessimism has been hit since last Thursday night. It has been fun, but the Deep State will not let Trump win.

Posted by: No one of any consequence at July 02, 2024 01:38 PM (VuZH


Unless, of course, they want it that way.

Posted by: tubal at July 02, 2024 01:40 PM (PCK5/)

171 He even takes Minnesota.

Even Nixon and Reagan couldn't do that.
Posted by: tankdemon


Nixon did, the second time. In 1972 he only lost MA and DC.

Reagan might have had a 50-state sweep, but MN was Mondale's home state.

Posted by: mikeski at July 02, 2024 01:40 PM (DgGvY)

172 68 Let's get real, YD for VP and MadameMayhem for Press Secretary.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1)
.......

Masturbatin' Pete for Secretary of Transportation

Posted by: wth at July 02, 2024 01:40 PM (v0R5T)

173 103 No spray tan and 2 jog steps:

@RNCResearch
Crooked Joe Biden — predictably dazed and confused — shuffles in for remarks on "extreme weather" in Washington, D.C.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 02, 2024 01:32 PM (IG4Id)


The Handlers need to try much, much harder to get Old Joe to stop with the mouth half-open, blank stare/where am I? look when he is not reading from the 'prompter. It's impossible at this point, though. Maybe they need to hide Joe for three weeks so the plastic surgeons can give him a Joker-like smiling face.

Posted by: Gref at July 02, 2024 01:40 PM (5fDan)

174 YD, you can make an improvised silencer for your .22 rifle with either a plastic bottle with a little water in it or a paper towel tube full of shaving cream. You don't need to tax your dog and loose out on the fun of sniping groundhogs directly.
Posted by: Pudinhead at July 02, 2024 01:37 PM (n17eQ)

You don't really need to. A single shot will be impossible to range and direction if you are careful of when and where you fire. I never had a single neighbor ask or even come out of the house.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 02, 2024 01:40 PM (pohLc)

175 >>>He could do better with a press conference. He could sit. You control the attendees so that the youngest reporter is 127. Controlled questions. Janky editing. Lens flare. Explosions. People would eat it up.

We're tanned, rested and ready!

Posted by: Michael Bay and JJ Abrams at July 02, 2024 01:40 PM (CwhoI)

176 162 They will try to get Biden to resign, then Harris becomes the President. In return all the other Dem politicians that want a shot at the ring, and will insist on an open convention.

The Dems and the MSM will play this off as being the responsible party.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 02, 2024 01:39 PM (P0xXm)

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 02, 2024 01:40 PM (wyMQY)

177 164 I would argue that the culture in the swamp absolutely needed to be changed even back then. You shouldn't fucking get to rule if you miss both landslides.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 02, 2024 01:39 PM (cf/0E)

========

DC should be government buildings and no residential areas at all. No one should have a DC residential address, not even the president whose house is in DC.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 02, 2024 01:41 PM (GBKbO)

178 Let's get real, YD for VP and MadamMayhem for Press Secretary.
Posted by: blake - semi lurke

Steps to podium...

Listen up you fucking imbeciles... I'm going to tell you what is happening, when it is happening, where it's happening, why it's happening and how we made shit happen. If any of you genetically deviant miscreants so much as take a breath to ask a stupid question or even think about asking a stupid question I will cut your fucking tongue out and use it for bait. Sit still, be silent, and report the facts as given shouldn't be hard even for you bunch of retards.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at July 02, 2024 01:41 PM (4XwPj)

179 It's summer time.

Cheer up.

https://youtu.be/qxXZF60EPdM

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 02, 2024 01:41 PM (Zz0t1)

180 163 How big of a lead does it take for Republicans to actually back him?
Posted by: eleven at July 02, 2024 01:39 PM (fV+MH)

-------

I wouldn't want any of those scum standing behind me.
IYKWIMAITTYD

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 02, 2024 01:41 PM (JeYYB)

181 This is not 1976 where a darkhorse can storm the gate nor is it the pre primary past open convention era.

Tucker is claiming that Obama does in fact want an open convention - x.com/TuckerCarlson/status/1807682297862172999
reported by RedState & Insty - tinyurl.com/2h4m7ufx

Posted by: gKWVE at July 02, 2024 01:41 PM (gKWVE)

182 He even takes Minnesota.

Even Nixon and Reagan couldn't do that.
Posted by: tankdemon at July 02, 2024 01:31 PM (ZbweD)

Good ol' Minnesota!

Posted by: Zombie Walter Mondale at July 02, 2024 01:41 PM (rj6Yv)

183 This cheeky celebrity doesn't know much about astronomy OR politics, and she doesn't mind showing off a little cheesecake as she boards her private jet.
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar
---------
Ackbar....you bastige.

Posted by: scampydog at July 02, 2024 01:41 PM (2bFN5)

184 Sluggo got bad press, like Biden has been getting lately.

Phil Fumble couldn't even get to first base with Aunt Fritzi. At least Sluggo got kisses from Nancy once in a while.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 02, 2024 01:41 PM (Q0kLU)

185 "Coons is recommending that Joe have a two-hour press conference."

That sounds vaguely racist.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at July 02, 2024 01:41 PM (w9Wax)

186 Has anyone posted yet that Trump's agreement to debate Biden was a mistake because otherwise he would be winning in the polls at a much higher percentage, and Trump has only shot himself in the foot with this unforced error?

Posted by: Kindltot at July 02, 2024 01:39 PM (D7oie)

No but Blago, who was terrified that Trump was going to get his ass kicked by Jake Tapper and said Trump was stupid to accept their debate terms and needed to insist on Sean Hannity being a moderator, has come out and said that he knew all along Trump was making a huge mistake in accepting the debate because he KNEW he was going to kick Joe's ass, win the debate handily, and start the ball rolling on a new opponent.

We have some really amazing commenters here.

Posted by: ... at July 02, 2024 01:42 PM (lX8VI)

187 In more important news, my excellent dog just brutally slaughtered a pernicious groundhog who had apparently been squatting on my property, and undermining my precious outbuilding. I gave him ten dog treats.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice


Did you let him eat the groundhog, too?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 02, 2024 01:42 PM (v6JzV)

188 Gavin Newsom uses sperm whale to grease his hair
Posted by: torabora at July 02, 2024 01:38 PM (oObdl)



Is THAT where they went?

Posted by: Hungry Japanese People at July 02, 2024 01:42 PM (Zz0t1)

189 Well to be fair Mondale and Humphrey were actually from Minnesota

Posted by: steevy at July 02, 2024 01:42 PM (HJ9BW)

190
Let's get real, YD for VP and MadamMayhem for Press Secretary.
Posted by: blake - semi lurke

_________

I had thought John Tortorella for Press Sec, but bow to your choice.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 02, 2024 01:42 PM (Glrsl)

191 Coons is recommending that Joe have a two-hour press conference.



==


hmm, whose side is he on ??

Posted by: runner at July 02, 2024 01:42 PM (V13WU)

192 GLOBAL WARMING!!!

Air Europa plane diverted to Brazil from Uruguay flight due to Air Turbulence.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at July 02, 2024 01:43 PM (Jh5b+)

193 So Joe Biden , then Chris Coons. Is brain damage a requirement to be a Delaware senator?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 02, 2024 01:43 PM (NMNWr)

194 because he KNEW he was going to kick Joe's ass, win the debate handily, and start the ball rolling on a new opponent.

We have some really amazing commenters here.
Posted by: ... at July 02, 2024 01:42 PM (lX8VI)

Oh, FFS, I was making a joke. This must be what working at the Bee feels like.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 02, 2024 01:43 PM (BAEGB)

195 >>> 178
==
Steps to podium...

Listen up you fucking imbeciles... I'm going to tell you what is happening, when it is happening, where it's happening, why it's happening and how we made shit happen. If any of you genetically deviant miscreants so much as take a breath to ask a stupid question or even think about asking a stupid question I will cut your fucking tongue out and use it for bait. Sit still, be silent, and report the facts as given shouldn't be hard even for you bunch of retards.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at July 02, 2024 01:41 PM (4XwPj)

*standing ovation*

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 02, 2024 01:43 PM (llON8)

196 Excuse me but I was the first to name Miss Mayhem press sec, but honestly she could be my Secretary of State, or even Ambassador to the UN just for the giggles.

Posted by: ... at July 02, 2024 01:44 PM (lX8VI)

197 and to repeat from earlier today, the Dem Party is talking about moving the official nomination (done by Zoom call or something) to July 21, to guarantee that an open convention will not be possible. Plus, solving the Biden problem just brings up their 2nd problem, which is that no one is polling well against Trump, and that Kamala is the best shot they've got.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 02, 2024 01:44 PM (wyMQY)

198 Not smart to post NFA violations on Ace's website. Dick move.

I think they were discussing technical details in formulating a plot for a crime drama script.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at July 02, 2024 01:44 PM (rHxhM)

199 38 No, he killed Medicare, the much bigger and more popular program...
Posted by: Nova Local

He said he beat Medicare but then Trump replied that he beat Medicaid.


everyone knows trump has a stutter

Posted by: anachronda at July 02, 2024 01:44 PM (sGtp+)

200 Will Hillary spread her leathery wings and swoop in?
Posted by: t-bird at July 02, 2024 01:31 PM (xtH79)

Is that why she's blathering about poor Joey not being positioned for success? She was expecting a 3am phone call after the debate?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket
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With the Dem fascination with racial issues, flying in Killary to be over Kamala is not likely to be a recipe for victory. The Clinton contingent is stale, pale, and white compared with the Obama faction. Same issue with a lesser extent with Whitmer but even greater with Gruesome Gavin.

Regarding Wes Moore, it is not 2008 and even Obama had problems putting away Hillbot. Kamala is now in the Hillbot position--not particularly liked but she is already there. A price has to be paid to remove her from the ticket.

My guess is that unless Mooch gets in it, Kamala will be the reluctant choice to avoid party fratricide at a convention if Biden bows out.

Posted by: whig at July 02, 2024 01:44 PM (/0X3E)

201 for the horde; RE; AOC

Don't stick your dick in crazy, a song, pretty funny

https://youtu.be/iuVmKam3m34

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 02, 2024 01:44 PM (NtVYv)

202 Yeah the Minnesota talk is hilarious - heard it in '16, heard it for real and for sure again in '20 and they still gave Tina effin' Smith six years. Lost cause, happy to be an ex-resident.

Posted by: jhawk90 at July 02, 2024 01:44 PM (ggOdn)

203 I see MadamMayhem passed her audition with ease.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 02, 2024 01:44 PM (tT6L1)

204 because he KNEW he was going to kick Joe's ass, win the debate handily, and start the ball rolling on a new opponent.

We have some really amazing commenters here.
Posted by: ... at July 02, 2024 01:42 PM (lX8VI)

Oh, FFS, I was making a joke. This must be what working at the Bee feels like.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 02, 2024 01:43 PM (BAEGB)

What? I was talking about Blago.

Posted by: ... at July 02, 2024 01:45 PM (lX8VI)

205 What exactly would Kamala do differently policy wise ? People are worried about the economy, the border etc... How would that change with a rearranging of the deck chairs on the SS Titanic known as the Biden Administration?
Posted by: It's me donna at July 02, 2024 01:30 PM (IyPmt)


The only thing that ANY of the potential replacements would do differently from Joe is to have a bagman not named Hunter.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 02, 2024 01:45 PM (U7wke)

206 The pressure on Jill to retire Creepy Joe is pretty overwhelming at this point.

Like I said yesterday, I bet donor gifts of $100 million to Joey and Jill, along with party agreement of staunch defense of Biden crime family pardons all round (issued by Joe before he leaves) gets it done.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 02, 2024 01:45 PM (cnRzT)

207 >>> 196 Excuse me but I was the first to name Miss Mayhem press sec, but honestly she could be my Secretary of State, or even Ambassador to the UN just for the giggles.
Posted by: ... at July 02, 2024 01:44 PM (lX8VI)

Excellent choice(s).

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 02, 2024 01:45 PM (llON8)

208 We have some really amazing commenters here.
Posted by: ... at July 02, 2024 01:42 PM (lX8VI)


I know, they make me feel stupid.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 02, 2024 01:45 PM (D7oie)

209 Here at the HQ, in any given thread the potential to read absolutely ANYTHING exists… we are not known for our Orthodoxy…

Posted by: tubal at July 02, 2024 01:46 PM (PCK5/)

210 I think we should really hold off on giving Jake Tapper any credibility at all. He has lost the right to that. We can listen to him (although I find his voice irritating).

Posted by: m at July 02, 2024 01:46 PM (NHMTR)

211 I"M GOING TO HAVE STORMY ON AND GET TRUMP THIS TIME SHE HAS NEW DETAILS PLEASE DON'T PUT ME IN CAMP!?

Posted by: Rachel Maddow at July 02, 2024 01:46 PM (Y8lzz)

212 DC should be government buildings and no residential areas at all. No one should have a DC residential address, not even the president whose house is in DC.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges

Agreed. All the gov. worker bees have to go back to their homes in VA or MD at the end of the day.

Except for the Senators and Reps, who will live in barracks on Fort Meyer.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 02, 2024 01:46 PM (v6JzV)

213 Joe falling apart this early isn't part of the plan. The Torricelli Gambit works best just a few weeks before balloting begins.

Posted by: mrp at July 02, 2024 01:46 PM (rj6Yv)

214 Oh, FFS, I was making a joke. This must be what working at the Bee feels like.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 02, 2024 01:43 PM (BAEGB)

What? I was talking about Blago.
Posted by: ... at July 02, 2024 01:45 PM (lX8VI)

I know. Ten minutes ago I wrote something just like that as a joke upthread.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 02, 2024 01:46 PM (BAEGB)

215 So why did Biden's team agree to any of this?

Oh, that's right. They're stupid. And arrogant. But mostly stupid.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer
________

I think Jill saw him do reasonably well in the prep sessions and thought he could pull it off. But medicine really is still an art as much as a science, so I'm sure they have to constantly tweak his regimen and they didn't have it exactly right on debate day. Still, seems like they would have noticed that it wasnt working in the hours before and must have had thoughts about somehow canceling.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 02, 2024 01:46 PM (cIG/y)

216 I'm sure Mr Bernstein has plenty of columns he has written over the years about Biden's cognitive decline that he can point to.

Posted by: Darth Randall at July 02, 2024 01:46 PM (xT7BI)

217 Kamala is the best shot they've got.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 02, 2024 01:44 PM (wyMQY)

And she’s really good at taking shots.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at July 02, 2024 01:47 PM (9mfKN)

218
What exactly would Kamala do differently policy wise ?

_________

Her staff would give her a credit card, tell her to go shopping, and make a bunch of new catastrophic policy decisions.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 02, 2024 01:47 PM (Glrsl)

219 I think they were discussing technical details in formulating a plot for a crime drama script.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure

Please. Don't.

Proposing lawbreaking online is a good way to get banned regardless of how clever one tries to phrase it. Also hurts Ace with advertisers and direct pressure to be deplatformed.

Then there is the strange attraction to the various glowies and DeepState monitor types on the website.

Some things are best left unsaid.

Posted by: whig at July 02, 2024 01:47 PM (/0X3E)

220 and to repeat from earlier today, the Dem Party is talking about moving the official nomination (done by Zoom call or something) to July 21, to guarantee that an open convention will not be possible. Plus, solving the Biden problem just brings up their 2nd problem, which is that no one is polling well against Trump, and that Kamala is the best shot they've got.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 02, 2024 01:44 PM (wyMQY)



Serious reports that they're trying to keep Joe on the ballot.

Serious reports that Barack is leveraging for an open convention.

Serious contention in the leftist commie party ATM.

Is Barack flexing his muscles as the unwritten leader of the Democrat party or is the Dem Deep State putting Barack in his place and reminding him he's a MADE king, not a king maker.

*considers Orville Redenbacher stock*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 02, 2024 01:47 PM (Zz0t1)

221 Im guessing after the debate dem staffers are scouring the bowels of the Capital Building orifices removing all the Bells whistles whips dips and chains

Posted by: Im Gumby Damn It! at July 02, 2024 01:47 PM (o3Uyl)

222 We can haz Dem factions having violent and deadly brawls with each other? Pleez?

Posted by: 2009Refugee at July 02, 2024 01:47 PM (Te43C)

223 I think Tulsi would make a wonderful Press Secretary.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 02, 2024 01:47 PM (D7oie)

224 Biden campaign co-chair Chris Coons says Biden should do a 2-hour long press conference to showcase his extreme vigor and mental acuity

Good choice. A three-hour event didn't work out so well.

Posted by: The Skipper at July 02, 2024 01:47 PM (ePTZ3)

225 i think part of the problem in 2022 was stupid kevin mccarthy saying that even if the repubs took the house impeaching biden was off the table, which undoubtedly got the repubs no votes and got some likely repub voters to stay home... and stupid lindsay graham calling for a national ban on abortion which probably got the repubs very few votes but motivated some people to vote dem.

and this is why the gop establishment hates trump, he just refuses to say the right things

Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 02, 2024 01:47 PM (CWTWj)

226 I know. Ten minutes ago I wrote something just like that as a joke upthread.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 02, 2024 01:46 PM (BAEGB)

Ah I gotcha now. {finger guns}

Posted by: ... at July 02, 2024 01:47 PM (lX8VI)

227 220 Is Barack flexing his muscles as the unwritten leader of the Democrat party or is the Dem Deep State putting Barack in his place and reminding him he's a MADE king, not a king maker.

*considers Orville Redenbacher stock*
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 02, 2024 01:47 PM (Zz0t1)

=======

Obama is flexing, but he still can't move beyond those 2 pound weights.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 02, 2024 01:47 PM (GBKbO)

228 Did you let him eat the groundhog, too?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 02, 2024 01:42 PM (v6JzV)


The silent killer- toxoplasmosis.

Posted by: Faux News at July 02, 2024 01:47 PM (nvKZ7)

229 >>> 222 We can haz Dem factions having violent and deadly brawls with each other? Pleez?
Posted by: 2009Refugee at July 02, 2024 01:47 PM (Te43C)

seconded

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 02, 2024 01:48 PM (llON8)

230 We have some really amazing commenters here.
Posted by: ... at July 02, 2024 01:42 PM (lX8VI)



Well, not all of us......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 02, 2024 01:48 PM (Zz0t1)

231 For the media, there are only 2 options:
1. Dump Biden and make the new nominee out to be a cross between George Washington, Mother Theresa, and Michael Jordan
2. Keep Biden and gaslight harder (He was so presidential tonight! That is a man in full!)

Option 1 seems like the easier sell.

Posted by: Wally at July 02, 2024 01:48 PM (hqVaF)

232 They seemingly didn't know that dementia gets WORSE.
What they really wanted was to provoke Trump and Trump knew that.
DementiaJoe was prepped to call Trump fat to piss him off.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at July 02, 2024 01:48 PM (U8kCF)

233 They wanted Joe “calm” for the debate… instead they got semi-comatose… Oops! Oopsie!!

Posted by: tubal at July 02, 2024 01:48 PM (PCK5/)

234 "Like I said yesterday, I bet donor gifts of $100 million to Joey and Jill, along with party agreement of staunch defense of Biden crime family pardons all round (issued by Joe before he leaves) gets it done.

Posted by: Huck Follywood"

Yeah. A big payoff. I forgot about the money.

I always forget about the money.

I think you're right.

Posted by: eleven at July 02, 2024 01:49 PM (fV+MH)

235 210 I think we should really hold off on giving Jake Tapper any credibility at all. He has lost the right to that. We can listen to him (although I find his voice irritating).
Posted by: m
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Ace shall be allowed his media chewtoys.

I haven't watched TV news since about 2005-6. Quit most newspapers around 2010 or so due to better information directly available on the internet nowadays.

Posted by: whig at July 02, 2024 01:49 PM (/0X3E)

236 1. Dump Biden and make the new nominee out to be a cross between George Washington, Mother Theresa, and Michael Jordan
2. Keep Biden and gaslight harder (He was so presidential tonight! That is a man in full!)

Option 1 seems like the easier sell.
Posted by: Wally at July 02, 2024 01:48 PM (hqVaF)

An old Black woman from Bangladesh with wooden teeth?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 02, 2024 01:49 PM (BAEGB)

237
Excuse me but I was the first to name Miss Mayhem press sec, but honestly she could be my Secretary of State, or even Ambassador to the UN just for the giggles.

_________

MadameMayhem's speech to the UN General Assembly, "If you all had one neck, I'd hack it through."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 02, 2024 01:49 PM (Glrsl)

238 232 They seemingly didn't know that dementia gets WORSE.
What they really wanted was to provoke Trump and Trump knew that.
DementiaJoe was prepped to call Trump fat to piss him off.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at July 02, 2024 01:48 PM (U8kCF)

and instead, the remarks just came off as stupid and deranged.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 02, 2024 01:49 PM (wyMQY)

239 We need to mock The Party Of Democracy(tm) mercilessly if they throw out the results of their exercise in democracy, their primaries.

Posted by: pookysgirl apologizes for hammering this point at July 02, 2024 01:50 PM (PYYoR)

240 Biden campaign co-chair Chris Coons says Biden should do a 2-hour long press conference to showcase his extreme vigor and mental acuity
-----------

I wouldn't even advise Trump to do that.

Posted by: WisRich at July 02, 2024 01:50 PM (G0vdT)

241 238 and instead, the remarks just came off as stupid and deranged.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 02, 2024 01:49 PM (wyMQY)

========

"I don't know what he just said, and I don't think he does either," punctured a very large bubble.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 02, 2024 01:50 PM (GBKbO)

242 >>> 237

_________

MadameMayhem's speech to the UN General Assembly, "If you all had one neck, I'd hack it through."
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 02, 2024 01:49 PM (Glrsl)

... to be memorized by future school children all across the US.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 02, 2024 01:50 PM (llON8)

243 Steps to podium...

Listen up you fucking imbeciles... I'm going to tell you what is happening, when it is happening, where it's happening, why it's happening and how we made shit happen. If any of you genetically deviant miscreants so much as take a breath to ask a stupid question or even think about asking a stupid question I will cut your fucking tongue out and use it for bait. Sit still, be silent, and report the facts as given shouldn't be hard even for you bunch of retards.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench)

Bravo.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 02, 2024 01:50 PM (v6JzV)

244 "We can haz Dem factions having violent and deadly brawls with each other? Pleez?

Posted by: 2009Refugee"

Life is never that perfect.

Posted by: eleven at July 02, 2024 01:50 PM (fV+MH)

245 Biden campaign co-chair Chris Coons says Biden should do a 2-hour long press conference to showcase his extreme vigor and mental acuity

And if that doesn't work (which it won't) then the Bidens can blame Coons, like they blamed Joe's advisors last time!
Why even work for this campaign at this point? You'll just take it in the ass from your own team whatever you do.

Posted by: gKWVE at July 02, 2024 01:50 PM (gKWVE)

246 It's nothing but constant, never-ending gaslighting from these ridiculous media clowns.

Posted by: Just reporting at July 02, 2024 01:51 PM (scll+)

247 ]i\
And she’s really good at taking shots.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at July 02, 2024 01:47 PM (9mfKN)



Money shots......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 02, 2024 01:51 PM (Zz0t1)

248 *considers Orville Redenbacher stock*
Posted by: Sponge


I read that as "sock." I guess it works either way.

Posted by: mikeski at July 02, 2024 01:51 PM (DgGvY)

249 Regarding Wes Moore, it is not 2008 and even Obama had problems putting away Hillbot. Kamala is now in the Hillbot position--not particularly liked but she is already there. A price has to be paid to remove her from the ticket.
-----------------------
If the Dem ran Primaries instead of Caucuses Obama would never have been nominated. Hillary hammered Barry in primaries. He hammered her in Caucuses.

Posted by: Pudinhead at July 02, 2024 01:51 PM (n17eQ)

250 232 They seemingly didn't know that dementia gets WORSE.
What they really wanted was to provoke Trump and Trump knew that.
DementiaJoe was prepped to call Trump fat to piss him off.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at July 02, 2024 01:48 PM (U8kCF)

Tip of the hat to Trump, he was very disciplined during the debate.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at July 02, 2024 01:51 PM (9mfKN)

251 Listen up you fucking imbeciles... I'm going to tell you what is happening, when it is happening, where it's happening, why it's happening and how we made shit happen. If any of you genetically deviant miscreants so much as take a breath to ask a stupid question or even think about asking a stupid question I will cut your fucking tongue out and use it for bait. Sit still, be silent, and report the facts as given shouldn't be hard even for you bunch of retards.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench)



This makes me miss Chavez the Hugo.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 02, 2024 01:51 PM (Zz0t1)

252 Congressman Wesley Hunt Reveals Jaw-Dropping Trump Story

This is amazing.

In a tense meeting with Taliban leaders, Trump declared, “I want to leave Afghanistan, but it’s going to be a conditions-based withdrawal,” before issuing a stark warning.

“If you harm a hair on a single American, I’m going to kill you,” Trump said. The translator conveyed this exact message.

Trump then “reached in his pocket, pulled out a satellite photo of the leader of the Taliban’s home, handed it to him, got up and walked out the room.”

Posted by: SMOD at July 02, 2024 01:51 PM (RHGPo)

253 What they really wanted was to provoke Trump and Trump knew that.
DementiaJoe was prepped to call Trump fat to piss him off.


Again, the lack of an audience made the insults fall flat.

Oops.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 02, 2024 01:51 PM (uxCna)

254 Kamala is a woman, because she thinks she is one. That makes her capable of working 9 to 5, which is a big boost in executive performance compared to the current occupant.

Posted by: mrp at July 02, 2024 01:52 PM (rj6Yv)

255 Honestly trying to remain true to my faith and ethics and not take joy in this, as the long knives come out for Joe and family. Want to love my neighbor, be salt and light. Pray for spirit of forgiveness daily (and not just forwards, or even mainly for Joe). Speak truth, do right. Lots of wisdom we all tend to ignore -hubris/nemesis, what goes around, etc.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at July 02, 2024 01:52 PM (fiUiH)

256 206 The pressure on Jill to retire Creepy Joe is pretty overwhelming at this point.

Like I said yesterday, I bet donor gifts of $100 million to Joey and Jill, along with party agreement of staunch defense of Biden crime family pardons all round (issued by Joe before he leaves) gets it done.
Posted by: Huck Follywood
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Ford arguably lost the 1976 election because he pardoned Nixon. Biden's pardons would be likely to have the same effect if done before the fall election. After it, probably a cinch anyway.

Posted by: whig at July 02, 2024 01:52 PM (/0X3E)

257 We can haz Dem factions having violent and deadly brawls with each other? Pleez?

Posted by: 2009Refugee"

Life is never that perfect.
---------

Don't forget about me just yet!

Posted by: Chi-Town Convention at July 02, 2024 01:52 PM (Y8lzz)

258 252 “If you harm a hair on a single American, I’m going to kill you,” Trump said. The translator conveyed this exact message.

Trump then “reached in his pocket, pulled out a satellite photo of the leader of the Taliban’s home, handed it to him, got up and walked out the room.”
Posted by: SMOD at July 02, 2024 01:51 PM (RHGPo)

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If this is true, Trump just jumped 2 or 3 spots in my ranking of him.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 02, 2024 01:52 PM (GBKbO)

259 Also, shouldn't we have a Summer of the Shark or more UFO propaganda by now?? You'd think they need the distraction.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 02, 2024 01:38 PM (IG4Id)


We were working on Summer of WW3 but that dipshit Macron called a snap election and may lose. -- DNC

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 02, 2024 01:53 PM (U7wke)

260 My guess is that unless Mooch gets in it, Kamala will be the reluctant choice to avoid party fratricide at a convention if Biden bows out.
Posted by: whig at July 02, 2024 01:44 PM (/0X3E)

agreed - and Mooch has had 8 years to work on building some public friendly persona and has never put one single ounce of effort into doing so. Way too late to jump in the game now.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 02, 2024 01:53 PM (wyMQY)

261 >>>Yeah the Minnesota talk is hilarious - heard it in '16, heard it for real and for sure again in '20 and they still gave Tina effin' Smith six years. Lost cause, happy to be an ex-resident.

well you're almost certainly right, but if Minnesota is close, then Wisconsin is won.

Posted by: ace at July 02, 2024 01:53 PM (KRtlO)

262 Ford arguably lost the 1976 election because he pardoned Nixon. Biden's pardons would be likely to have the same effect if done before the fall election. After it, probably a cinch anyway.
Posted by: whig at July 02, 2024 01:52 PM (/0X3E)



This is why Biden will wait till after the election to release all prisoners in all facilities, including Guantanamo.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 02, 2024 01:53 PM (Zz0t1)

263 >We have some really amazing commenters here.

I'm right here
stop you're embarrassing 😊 me

Posted by: Don Black at July 02, 2024 01:53 PM (/7KEl)

264 Again, the lack of an audience made the insults fall flat.

Oops.
Posted by: The ARC of History!
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It spared Biden of the inevitable interviews of people attending in person that did not have flattering things to say about Biden's performance.

Posted by: whig at July 02, 2024 01:53 PM (/0X3E)

265 Lol...it's started already. Early this election season!

Do you have an escape plan (i.e.: plans to leave the country)?

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 02, 2024 01:53 PM (JCZqz)

266 Melania promised me an upskirt peek if I vote for presidential immunity.
-Clarence Thomas.

Posted by: Im Gumby Damn It! at July 02, 2024 01:53 PM (o3Uyl)

267 >>>What they really wanted was to provoke Trump and Trump knew that.
DementiaJoe was prepped to call Trump fat to piss him off.

Again, the lack of an audience made the insults fall flat.


Biden gave Trump the chance to say, "Let's not act like children."

Who had THAT on their bingo cards?

Posted by: ace at July 02, 2024 01:54 PM (KRtlO)

268 261 well you're almost certainly right, but if Minnesota is close, then Wisconsin is won.
Posted by: ace at July 02, 2024 01:53 PM (KRtlO)

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*considers comment about the cheat*

*thinks better of commenting about the cheat and does not comment about the cheat*

*considers mentioning Prometheus instead...*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 02, 2024 01:54 PM (GBKbO)

269 268 261 well you're almost certainly right, but if Minnesota is close, then Wisconsin is won.
Posted by: ace at July 02, 2024 01:53 PM (KRtlO)

========

*considers comment about the cheat*

*thinks better of commenting about the cheat and does not comment about the cheat*

*considers mentioning Prometheus instead...*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 02, 2024 01:54 PM (GBKbO)

We've come full circle.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 02, 2024 01:54 PM (eYoxG)

270 Do you have an escape plan (i.e.: plans to leave the country)?
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions

HAHAH!!

Posted by: runner at July 02, 2024 01:54 PM (V13WU)

271 >>> 256

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Ford arguably lost the 1976 election because he pardoned Nixon. Biden's pardons would be likely to have the same effect if done before the fall election. After it, probably a cinch anyway.
Posted by: whig at July 02, 2024 01:52 PM (/0X3E)

I was well under 29 so remember very little from that time, but it seems like *any* association with Nixon would have been toxic, and didn't Jimmah run on being an "outsider"?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 02, 2024 01:54 PM (llON8)

272 We have some really amazing commenters here.
Posted by: ... at July 02, 2024 01:42 PM (lX8VI)

I know, they make me feel stupid.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 02, 2024 01:45 PM (D7oie)

Told you before you shouldn't put yourself down

Posted by: ... at July 02, 2024 01:54 PM (lX8VI)

273 255 Honestly trying to remain true to my faith and ethics and not take joy in this, as the long knives come out for Joe and family. Want to love my neighbor, be salt and light. Pray for spirit of forgiveness daily (and not just forwards, or even mainly for Joe). Speak truth, do right. Lots of wisdom we all tend to ignore -hubris/nemesis, what goes around, etc.
Posted by: Farmer Bob at July 02, 2024 01:52 PM (fiUiH)

Balderdash.

Taking joy in the guy who was trying to rob your neighbor tripping over a fence picket and pantsing himself is not contrary to any commandment. It is because of your love for your neighbors that you delight in the ruin and embarrassment of the one who tried to harm them.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 02, 2024 01:55 PM (BAEGB)

274
“If you harm a hair on a single American, I’m going to kill you,” Trump said. The translator conveyed this exact message.

Trump then “reached in his pocket, pulled out a satellite photo of the leader of the Taliban’s home, handed it to him, got up and walked out the room.”
Posted by: SMOD at July 02, 2024 01:51 PM (RHGPo)



If that's actually true.........Holy F*ck......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 02, 2024 01:55 PM (Zz0t1)

275 265 Lol...it's started already. Early this election season!

Do you have an escape plan (i.e.: plans to leave the country)?
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 02, 2024 01:53 PM (JCZqz)

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Lord, I hope they do. Renounce American citizenship. Move to North Korea. Get executed by anti-aircraft gun for being insufficiently in love with Kim.

Let it be.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 02, 2024 01:55 PM (GBKbO)

276 Eric Abbenante
@EricAbbenante
Conveniently now that Joe Biden's reelection hopes are tanking, Stormy Daniels has 'remembered' new details:
"She would like to elaborate on that testimony."
Joe Biden's memory issues have jogged Stormy's memory.
Are you excited to hear more stories that didn't happen?

-
This is from that Madcow guy so I don't think she remembering that she lied through her teeth.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at July 02, 2024 01:55 PM (L/fGl)

277 274 If that's actually true.........Holy F*ck......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 02, 2024 01:55 PM (Zz0t1)

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The man needs to be president again.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 02, 2024 01:56 PM (GBKbO)

278 They will try to get Biden to resign, then Harris becomes the President.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 02, 2024 01:39 PM (P0xXm)


The thing no one has given me yet is why would Biden resign? He's not in his early 40s. He doesn't give a shit about the party. Why voluntarily give up the big chair and go back to being nobody?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 02, 2024 01:56 PM (U7wke)

279 208 We have some really amazing commenters here.
Posted by: ... at July 02, 2024 01:42 PM (lX8VI)

I know, they make me feel stupid.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 02, 2024 01:45 PM (D7oie)

Ditto

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 02, 2024 01:56 PM (8mC+I)

280 I 100% believe the story about what Trump said to Putin about his big beautiful turrets.

Posted by: ... at July 02, 2024 01:56 PM (lX8VI)

281 We've come re about to be flattened by a full circle.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 02, 2024 01:54 PM (eYoxG)

Since Prometheus is the topic…

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at July 02, 2024 01:56 PM (9mfKN)

282 >>> 270 Do you have an escape plan (i.e.: plans to leave the country)?
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions

HAHAH!!
Posted by: runner at July 02, 2024 01:54 PM (V13WU)

They're lying anyway.

Slackers!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 02, 2024 01:56 PM (llON8)

283 What I am focused on, now, is whether they WANT to win this particular election, or not. I cannot decide…

Posted by: tubal at July 02, 2024 01:56 PM (PCK5/)

284
I'm old enough to remember when it was all over for Billy Clinton after he angrily denied that it was his dried up spunk on Monica Lewinsky's dress and turned out everybody was lying about it.

More innocent times. Good, decent people.

Posted by: Auspex at July 02, 2024 01:56 PM (j4U/Z)

285 Trump then “reached in his pocket, pulled out a satellite photo of the leader of the Taliban’s home, handed it to him, got up and walked out the room.”
Posted by: SMOD at July 02, 2024 01:51 PM (RHGPo)

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If this is true, Trump just jumped 2 or 3 spots in my ranking of him.
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Well, he didn't offer them advise on beachfront development like he did the Norks.

Posted by: Pudinhead at July 02, 2024 01:56 PM (n17eQ)

286 In a tense meeting with Taliban leaders, Trump declared, “I want to leave Afghanistan, but it’s going to be a conditions-based withdrawal,” before issuing a stark warning.

“If you harm a hair on a single American, I’m going to kill you,” Trump said. The translator conveyed this exact message.

Trump then “reached in his pocket, pulled out a satellite photo of the leader of the Taliban’s home, handed it to him, got up and walked out the room.”
Posted by: SMOD at July 02, 2024 01:51 PM (RHGPo)


Based.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at July 02, 2024 01:56 PM (B9Prs)

287 Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at July 02, 2024 01:40 PM (JCZqz)

Not today, Satan.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 02, 2024 01:57 PM (U7wke)

288 Tip of the hat to Trump, he was very disciplined during the debate.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at July 02, 2024 01:51 PM (9mfKN)


He has had to sit in six + months of jury trials to teach him restraint, and get him to practice it hard.
Joey got ice cream and gold stars, instead

Posted by: Kindltot at July 02, 2024 01:57 PM (D7oie)

289 Joe Biden, in an act of final vengeance for being pushed out of the 2024 contest, pardons all J6 prisoners and Trump associates...

---Tomorrow's Headlines Today

Posted by: runner at July 02, 2024 01:57 PM (V13WU)

290 @EricAbbenante
Conveniently now that Joe Biden's reelection hopes are tanking, Stormy Daniels has 'remembered' new details:
"She would like to elaborate on that testimony."
Joe Biden's memory issues have jogged Stormy's memory.
Are you excited to hear more stories that didn't happen?

So she wants to lie some more ?

Posted by: It's me donna at July 02, 2024 01:57 PM (IyPmt)

291 Excuse me but I was the first to name Miss Mayhem press sec, but honestly she could be my Secretary of State, or even Ambassador to the UN just for the giggles.
Posted by: ...


Steps to podium at the UN....

You useless piles of stains have precisely 47 minutes to unass this facility before it goes BOOM!!! Have a blessed day!

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at July 02, 2024 01:57 PM (4XwPj)

292 Biden has hired a meme manager, who has produced a wall of text "50 lies Trump told during the debate".

I try to keep my memes between six and twelve words, as a guideline.

Sunak, Britain's fake conservative, put a video to Little Ice Age. "How do you do, fellow kids?"

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 02, 2024 01:57 PM (cf/0E)

293 We have some really amazing commenters here.
Posted by: ... at July 02, 2024 01:42 PM (lX8VI)


We've also got a lot of big boobs...

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 02, 2024 01:57 PM (v6JzV)

294 Lord, I hope they do. Renounce American citizenship. Move to North Korea. Get executed by anti-aircraft gun for being insufficiently in love with Kim.

Let it be.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Humorously, the discussion revolved around how hard it is to legally move to most nations. Like, they won't just let you in permanently, no questions asked. Weird!

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 02, 2024 01:57 PM (JCZqz)

295 “If you harm a hair on a single American, I’m going to kill you,” Trump said. The translator conveyed this exact message.

Trump then “reached in his pocket, pulled out a satellite photo of the leader of the Taliban’s home, handed it to him, got up and walked out the room.”
Posted by: SMOD at July 02, 2024 01:51 PM (RHGPo)


If that's actually true.........Holy F*ck......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 02, 2024 01:55 PM (Zz0t1)
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Trump was speaking in the only language the Taliban understands: Absolute strength.

I have no doubt he would have followed through on that.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 02, 2024 01:57 PM (7fElN)

296 When does the CIA step in?

Posted by: nckate at July 02, 2024 01:58 PM (4bYb7)

297 Ford arguably lost the 1976 election because he pardoned Nixon. Biden's pardons would be likely to have the same effect if done before the fall election. After it, probably a cinch anyway.
Posted by: whig at July 02, 2024 01:52 PM (/0X3E)
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They'll just (nonsensically) blame the SCOTUS decision, and say it's open season on Bidens under Trump, so pardons are necessary. PDJT won't care, because he wouldn't go after Biden anyway, and it gives him political cover to pardon all the lawfare victims, like Bannon etc.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 02, 2024 01:58 PM (h4/Ca)

298 273- not the way I understand it - the good Shepard mourns the loss of even one wandering sheep

Posted by: Farmer Bob at July 02, 2024 01:58 PM (fiUiH)

299 292 Biden has hired a meme manager, who has produced a wall of text "50 lies Trump told during the debate".
Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 02, 2024 01:57 PM (cf/0E)

If you’re explaining you’re losing.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at July 02, 2024 01:58 PM (9mfKN)

300 AVENGE ME!!!

Posted by: a dying groundhog at July 02, 2024 01:58 PM (Jh5b+)

301 National polls are pointless, but what I find interesting is that the various Dem options are basically all tied.

This means, to my eyes, that Biden isn't a candidate and neither is anyone else. They're all "Generic Democrat."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 02, 2024 01:58 PM (d04cU)

302 So she wants to lie some more ?
Posted by: It's me donna at July 02, 2024 01:57 PM (IyPmt)

Maybe she wants to tell the truth so she doesn't get whacked with perjury charges now that it appears this junta is crumbling...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 02, 2024 01:58 PM (BAEGB)

303 >I know, they make me feel stupid.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 02, 2024 01:45 PM (D7oie)

If you're the smartest man in the room, then you are in the wrong room.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 02, 2024 01:58 PM (cf/0E)

304 Honestly trying to remain true to my faith and ethics and not take joy in this, as the long knives come out for Joe and family. Want to love my neighbor, be salt and light. Pray for spirit of forgiveness daily (and not just forwards, or even mainly for Joe). Speak truth, do right. Lots of wisdom we all tend to ignore -hubris/nemesis, what goes around, etc.
Posted by: Farmer Bob


As long as the long knives you're pondering aren't literal, that is the Christian position. He doesn't belong where he's at. It's destroying his health, his family, and our country.

The Christian thing to do for your alcoholic friend is to get him help, not get him drunk.

Posted by: mikeski at July 02, 2024 01:58 PM (DgGvY)

305 Part of Jill's negotiation will be a final Vogue cover story for how she saved democracy by convincing Joe to back out.

Posted by: SH (no more socks) at July 02, 2024 01:58 PM (sX1BW)

306 TJM, did you ever review David Lean's movies? Especially, Lawrence of Arabia?

Posted by: Pudinhead at July 02, 2024 01:59 PM (n17eQ)

307 @EricAbbenante
Conveniently now that Joe Biden's reelection hopes are tanking, Stormy Daniels has 'remembered' new details:
"She would like to elaborate on that testimony."
Joe Biden's memory issues have jogged Stormy's memory.
Are you excited to hear more stories that didn't happen?



She f*cked men and women on camera for money. Legalized prostitution in the name of filmmaking. Someone once said, once a whore, always a whore.

They keep bringing Michael Cohen out like he has any credibility left.

They keep bringing Stormy Daniels out like she has any credibility left.

Michael Avanatti has GOT to be PISSSED!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 02, 2024 01:59 PM (Zz0t1)

308 NY Post cover.

https://is.gd/jch59P

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at July 02, 2024 01:59 PM (L/fGl)

309 294 Humorously, the discussion revolved around how hard it is to legally move to most nations. Like, they won't just let you in permanently, no questions asked. Weird!
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 02, 2024 01:57 PM (JCZqz)

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"Why can't they be more like America and just let everyone in!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 02, 2024 01:59 PM (GBKbO)

310 Meanwhile, on X, we have NeverTrumpers complaining that rooting for Biden to stay in the race is usporting or something.
Also, the Lincoln Project (aka Pedo Central) are making prison rape jokes about Bannon.

Posted by: Midnight Rambler at July 02, 2024 01:59 PM (AaY6N)

311 300 AVENGE ME!!!
Posted by: a dying groundhog at July 02, 2024 01:58 PM (Jh5b+)


By Grabthar’s Hammer !!!

Posted by: tubal at July 02, 2024 01:59 PM (PCK5/)

312 We have some really amazing commenters here.
Posted by: ...
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I amaze myself constantly, 'Geeze Hammer, that was dumb.'

Posted by: Mike Hammer etc., etc at July 02, 2024 01:59 PM (XeU6L)

313 the good Shepard mourns the loss of even one wandering sheep

COME BACK HERE, YOU HOMEWRECKER!

Posted by: Miss Iran at July 02, 2024 01:59 PM (gKWVE)

314 301 National polls are pointless, but what I find interesting is that the various Dem options are basically all tied.

This means, to my eyes, that Biden isn't a candidate and neither is anyone else. They're all "Generic Democrat."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 02, 2024 01:58 PM (d04cU)

=======

Generic Democrat + Name recognition.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 02, 2024 01:59 PM (GBKbO)

315 *unsporting

Posted by: Midnight Rambler at July 02, 2024 01:59 PM (AaY6N)

316 Why voluntarily give up the big chair and go back to being nobody?

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I'm sure the Biden family will be nicely compensated for their efforts.

Posted by: SH (no more socks) at July 02, 2024 02:00 PM (sX1BW)

317
I have no doubt he would have followed through on that.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 02, 2024 01:57 PM (7fElN)



Didn't he once tell Putin that he'd level Moscow if he did anything considered stupid?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 02, 2024 02:00 PM (Zz0t1)

318 YD, what kind of dog do you have?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 02, 2024 02:00 PM (v6JzV)

319 If, somehow, Harris becomes President, how is the VP selected?

Nomination? Appointment?

What if THAT person is who the Democrats really want as Prez?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 02, 2024 02:00 PM (EJRt8)

320 Oh, wait, I guess the spray tan is still on:

@EndWokeness 32m
Joe Bidən just read "say that again" off his teleprompter. He's done.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 02, 2024 02:00 PM (IG4Id)

321 Kamala is a woman, because she thinks she is one. That makes her capable of working 9 to 5, which is a big boost in executive performance compared to the current occupant.
Posted by: mrp
.......

What are you, some kind of biologist?

Posted by: wth at July 02, 2024 02:00 PM (v0R5T)

322 Gavin Newsom uses sperm whale to grease his hair
Posted by: torabora at July 02, 2024 01:38 PM (oObdl)


I think you got a couple words reversed there.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 02, 2024 02:00 PM (U7wke)

323 Joe (and Jill Biden) have absolutely no motivation or reason to willingly exit the race for reelection. I doubt they 'feel' the slightest bit of pressure to quit.

Joe knows that if he throws in the towel, the powers that be in the Dem party will immediately chaperone him into a corner, serve him some pudding, and turn his chair to face an episode of Matlock. His entire life instantly becomes irrelevant.

He knows that NO ONE will every give the smallest shit about him ever again.
So, it is highly unlikely that Joe is going to willingly bow out.

Likewise with "Dr." Jill Biden - the biggest nobody to ever be first lady. She's going to milk this status-cow for all it's worth.

Posted by: Bach in Black at July 02, 2024 02:00 PM (+oqUV)

324 Well, he didn't offer them advise on beachfront development like he did the Norks.
Posted by: Pudinhead at July 02, 2024 01:56 PM (n17eQ)
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He used a very different tactic on the Norks, appealing to their vanity that they are better than their southern neighbors. He showed them a vision of what they could be if they chose to go that direction.

Unfortunately, he didn't get the opportunity to follow through with that vision and now he probably never will.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 02, 2024 02:00 PM (7fElN)

325 One purple/blue state he loses is Virginia.

We'll see about that.

++++
I met several people from non-NoVa Virginia on my recent vacation. Given the way they talked (all went out of their way to tell me that although they were from Virginia, they were *not* from NoVa), I get the impression that, like various others, these are two different states bound together. If Biden storms NoVa hard - and he probably will, probably close to DC-levels - he could win it. I suspect he will.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 02, 2024 02:01 PM (d04cU)

326
I'm sure the Biden family will be nicely compensated for their efforts.
Posted by: SH (no more socks) at July 02, 2024 02:00 PM (sX1BW)

Does anyone think Dr, Jill wants to be stuck alone with Joe in Delaware ?

Posted by: It's me donna at July 02, 2024 02:01 PM (IyPmt)

327 Does anyone think Dr, Jill wants to be stuck alone with Joe in Delaware ?
Posted by: It's me donna at July 02, 2024 02:01 PM (IyPmt)

I’m sure Hunter will come by and comfort her.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at July 02, 2024 02:01 PM (9mfKN)

328 255 Honestly trying to remain true to my faith and ethics and not take joy in this, as the long knives come out for Joe and family. Want to love my neighbor, be salt and light. Pray for spirit of forgiveness daily (and not just forwards, or even mainly for Joe). Speak truth, do right. Lots of wisdom we all tend to ignore -hubris/nemesis, what goes around, etc.
Posted by: Farmer Bob at July 02, 2024 01:52 PM

You're a good person, righteous anger is allowed.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 02, 2024 02:02 PM (8mC+I)

329 306 TJM, did you ever review David Lean's movies? Especially, Lawrence of Arabia?
Posted by: Pudinhead at July 02, 2024 01:59 PM (n17eQ)

=======

Many moons ago:

https://shorturl.at/JJX94

Also a retrospective:

https://shorturl.at/BT0ip

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 02, 2024 02:02 PM (GBKbO)

330 >Trump then “reached in his pocket, pulled out a satellite photo of the leader of the Taliban’s home, handed it to him, got up and walked out the room.”
-----


really
it's a great story, don't get me wrong

Posted by: Don Black at July 02, 2024 02:02 PM (/7KEl)

331 278 They will try to get Biden to resign, then Harris becomes the President.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken
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Biden is probably more worried about pardons for his family and such. If he resigns, he has to do them now before the election which will further damage the Kamala campaign. Given Kamala's hatred of Biden for probably reneging on an early resignation and shitting on her in office, I don't think the Biden faction would trust Kamala to issue the necessary pardons.

Posted by: whig at July 02, 2024 02:02 PM (/0X3E)

332 I was well under 29 so remember very little from that time, but it seems like *any* association with Nixon would have been toxic, and didn't Jimmah run on being an "outsider"?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 02, 2024 01:54 PM (llON


My memory was that no one liked Ford, and no one felt they had voted for him in any ways. Also the pinch from Nixon's wage and price controls were rolling down the economy and everyone was hoping to turn it around.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 02, 2024 02:02 PM (D7oie)

333 Well because the "experts" all lied to us in a politically-coordinated organized front, Megan. That's my guess.
++++
It's what experts do.

Never forget, in the bad old days, it took only two things to be an expert in any field:
1. Carry a briefcase
2. Work at least 50 miles from home

Social media has made it even worse, as has the legacy media. Now, there is only one rule:
1. Support the Party Line

It went from bad to worse.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 02, 2024 02:02 PM (d04cU)

334 I'm sure the Biden family will be nicely compensated for their efforts.
Posted by: SH (no more socks) at July 02, 2024 02:00 PM (sX1BW)

Does anyone think Dr, Jill wants to be stuck alone with Joe in Delaware ?

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We can set you up for one year on the speaking circuit. All expenses paid, first class at $50,000 an engagement.

- DNC

Posted by: SH (no more socks) at July 02, 2024 02:02 PM (sX1BW)

335 Has anyone kept track of exactly how many days it's been since Prometheus was *actually* mentioned, rather than merely being thought of being mentioned?

Seems like a useful motivational counter for around here.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 02, 2024 02:02 PM (ePTZ3)

336 I am pretty sure that was then, I think I was all of ten at the time, so I am often wrong/

Posted by: Kindltot at July 02, 2024 02:03 PM (D7oie)

337 NY Post cover.

https://is.gd/jch59P
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45!
......

lol
Haute for fall
Rubber sole shoes

Posted by: wth at July 02, 2024 02:03 PM (v0R5T)

338 >Trump then “reached in his pocket, pulled out a satellite photo of the leader of the Taliban’s home, handed it to him, got up and walked out the room.”

We await the Leaked Intelligence Trial of the Century. As soon as we can get a clear window on Trump's calendar.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 02, 2024 02:03 PM (cf/0E)

339 Bernstein notes that he has heard from sources that Biden is very sharp in his national security briefings and that he has full command of the facts.
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Did he look like he was filming a proof-of-life video, or is he a better actor than that?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 02, 2024 02:03 PM (d04cU)

340 Does anyone think Dr, Jill wants to be stuck alone with Joe in Delaware ?

I'M NOT LEAVING THE WHITE HOUSE, BUSTER!

Posted by: DOCTOR Jill Biden! at July 02, 2024 02:03 PM (uxCna)

341 2-minute power failure here yesterday reset my hashtag.

Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 02, 2024 02:03 PM (Jh5b+)

342 ere at the HQ, in any given thread the potential to read absolutely ANYTHING exists… we are not known for our Orthodoxy…
Posted by: tubal at July 02, 2024 01:46 PM (PCK5/)


The only things we agree on 100% are the superiority of Mary Ann, 45 ACP, longbows, and scotch > bourbon.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 02, 2024 02:03 PM (U7wke)

343 The thing no one has given me yet is why would Biden resign? He's not in his early 40s. He doesn't give a shit about the party. Why voluntarily give up the big chair and go back to being nobody?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 02, 2024 01:56 PM (U7wke)

———

I’m not saying he will but the Dem leaders will try to get him to resign. They are stupid. They all knew Biden is not right but they gaslighted right to the debate.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 02, 2024 02:03 PM (W49vR)

344 Biden has hired a meme manager, who has produced a wall of text "50 lies Trump told during the debate".


All of them quibbles over wording.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at July 02, 2024 02:04 PM (U8kCF)

345 I met several people from non-NoVa Virginia on my recent vacation. Given the way they talked (all went out of their way to tell me that although they were from Virginia, they were *not* from NoVa)

How many were busty bikini blondes, busty bikini brunettes, and busty bikini redheads?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 02, 2024 02:04 PM (v6JzV)

346 If YD can be VP, Joe Mannix can be press secretary.

Hmm, how about a Moron Fantasy Football OrangeManBad administration draft...?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 02, 2024 01:30 PM (llON
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Terrible plan.

YD should be Press Secretary. I shouldn't be involved at all, but definitely not in that job. Nobody hurls invective like YD.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 02, 2024 02:04 PM (d04cU)

347 scotch > bourbon.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 02, 2024 02:03 PM (U7wke)

Mmmmmm, scotch.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at July 02, 2024 02:04 PM (9mfKN)

348 319 If, somehow, Harris becomes President, how is the VP selected?

Nomination? Appointment?

What if THAT person is who the Democrats really want as Prez?
Posted by: Martini Farmer

Covered it earlier. Kamala nominates a VP to be voted upon by the House AND the Senate. See 25th Amendment but it requires a majority vote to approve the nominee in both houses.

Posted by: whig at July 02, 2024 02:04 PM (/0X3E)

349 335 Has anyone kept track of exactly how many days it's been since Prometheus was *actually* mentioned, rather than merely being thought of being mentioned?

Seems like a useful motivational counter for around here.
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Ghost Ship is long overdue for attention.

Posted by: Pudinhead at July 02, 2024 02:04 PM (n17eQ)

350 Jill will negotiate with donors for millions in property, 7 figure board position(s), tours and all kinds of other goodies.

Posted by: runner at July 02, 2024 02:04 PM (V13WU)

351 343
I’m not saying he will but the Dem leaders will try to get him to resign. They are stupid. They all knew Biden is not right but they gaslighted right to the debate.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 02, 2024 02:03 PM (W49vR)

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Since he obviously doesn't care about his children, I'm not sure what leverage they have on him.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 02, 2024 02:04 PM (GBKbO)

352 Worried about Mooch

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at July 02, 2024 02:04 PM (U8kCF)

353 How many were busty bikini blondes, busty bikini brunettes, and busty bikini redheads?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 02, 2024 02:04 PM (v6JzV)
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Not a one, actually. In real life, I don't get to talk to those types!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 02, 2024 02:04 PM (d04cU)

354 Bernstein notes that he has heard from sources that Biden is very sharp in his national security briefings and that he has full command of the facts.
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Flowers for Algernon Shitpants

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 02, 2024 02:04 PM (Zz0t1)

355 scotch > bourbon.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 02, 2024 02:03 PM (U7wke)
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I softly agree, but there is room for both. My liquor cabinet is prime evidence of this.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 02, 2024 02:05 PM (d04cU)

356 340 Does anyone think Dr, Jill wants to be stuck alone with Joe in Delaware ?

I'M NOT LEAVING THE WHITE HOUSE, BUSTER!
Posted by: DOCTOR Jill Biden! at July 02, 2024 02:03 PM (uxCna)

The whole grifting Family will be in danger if Joe goes... They will hold on for dear life hoping the cheat will be big enough

Posted by: It's me donna at July 02, 2024 02:05 PM (IyPmt)

357 Well...Ginger and crossbows...but ok.

Posted by: eleven at July 02, 2024 02:05 PM (fV+MH)

358 Ford was tainted by pardoning Nixon, and his political career ended right there

just took the next election to cement the fact

Posted by: Don Black at July 02, 2024 02:05 PM (/7KEl)

359 We can set you up for one year on the speaking circuit. All expenses paid, first class at $50,000 an engagement.

- DNC


YOU THINK I'M MOTIVATED BY MONEY?

POWER, AND ALL THE TRAPPINGS THAT COME WITH POWER, IS WHAT I CARE ABOUT!

YOU'RE NOT FOBBING ME OFF ON THE RUBBER CHICKEN CIRCUIT, BUSTER!

Posted by: DOCTOR Jill Biden! at July 02, 2024 02:05 PM (uxCna)

360 290 @EricAbbenante
Conveniently now that Joe Biden's reelection hopes are tanking, Stormy Daniels has 'remembered' new details:
"She would like to elaborate on that testimony."
Joe Biden's memory issues have jogged Stormy's memory.
Are you excited to hear more stories that didn't happen?

So she wants to lie some more ?
Posted by: It's me donna at July 02, 2024 01


They really are flogging that dead horse. I'm sure the judge will allow it.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 02, 2024 02:05 PM (OiAR7)

361 Please, Mr Bernstein, what great national security decisions has Prezzy Potato made, given how “sharp” he is in those meetings???

Posted by: Lizzy at July 02, 2024 02:06 PM (Hkcdp)

362 Last Sunday my Pastor called on us to pray for Joe, I thought "fuck that, may that old perverted bastard get face cancer". I feel bad about it, but there it is.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 02, 2024 02:06 PM (pohLc)

363 The thing no one has given me yet is why would Biden resign?

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Everyone has a price. Even those with dementia. Because their handlers have a price.

Posted by: SH (no more socks) at July 02, 2024 02:06 PM (sX1BW)

364 You useless piles of stains have precisely 47 minutes to unass this facility before it goes BOOM!!! Have a blessed day!
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench)

A thoughtful gesture.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at July 02, 2024 02:06 PM (qZEuM)

365 Polls: Trump Jumps Out to Big Lead Over Biden
—Disinformation Expert Ace
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Our Democracy™ has never had it so rough!

Posted by: Axeman at July 02, 2024 02:06 PM (krQz2)

366 Dump Biden and make the new nominee out to be a cross between George Washington, Mother Theresa, and Michael Jordan

1. Washington was a white, male slaveowner.
2. Mother Theresa was Catholic.
3. Michael Jordan is no longer as well known as that other guy.

This is a recipe for failure. Be Better.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 02, 2024 02:06 PM (U7wke)

367 The list of 50 lies is called "laundry list persuasion". You see the tactic a lot from Democrats, especially against Trump.

People don't read the whole thing or investigate, they just hear a big list and figure it must all carry a lot of weight.

Posted by: ... at July 02, 2024 02:07 PM (lX8VI)

368 Last Sunday my Pastor called on us to pray for Joe, I thought "fuck that, may that old perverted bastard get face cancer". I feel bad about it, but there it is.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 02, 2024 02:06 PM (pohLc)



I will pray for him to be put out of his, and everyone else's, misery.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 02, 2024 02:07 PM (Zz0t1)

369 363 The thing no one has given me yet is why would Biden resign?

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Everyone has a price. Even those with dementia. Because their handlers have a price.
Posted by: SH (no more socks) at July 02, 2024 02:06 PM (sX1BW)

Horsehead in the bed next to DOCTOR Jill.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at July 02, 2024 02:07 PM (9mfKN)

370 (Actually, I'm not sure if she pulled the "we all know that" about the termination of insurance policies, or about the fact that Obamacare would not, in fact, reduce medical costs, as promised. I'm having trouble finding the column that so enraged me with its casualness about having withheld this information from citizens.)

I remember pointing out to various proponents of Obamacare that you can't give low cost/free insurance to hordes of people including illegals and also lower the costs of insurance...which remember is basically just a shared cost structure.

The answer was always both:
1) Of course it will
and
2) That's why we need nationalized health care!

Posted by: 18-1 at July 02, 2024 02:07 PM (oZhjI)

371 Regarding pardons... Joe can get Kamala AKA the deep State, to agree to pardons after she is installed as President

Posted by: It's me donna at July 02, 2024 02:07 PM (IyPmt)

372 So the plan is to drag him across the finish line 6 months from now, though it was evident years ago to everyone he can’t handle the responsibilities and duties of the office. Got it.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 02, 2024 02:07 PM (BF4m0)

373 We can set you up for one year on the speaking circuit. All expenses paid, first class at $50,000 an engagement.


my God how much will they have to pay the attendees?!?!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 02, 2024 02:07 PM (s3qiR)

374 Steps to podium at the UN....

You useless piles of stains have precisely 47 minutes to unass this facility before it goes BOOM!!! Have a blessed day!
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at July 02, 2024 01:57 PM (4XwPj)
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And them roam an American city? Ugh.

Just weld the doors and windows closed at 13:30 on a Tuesday in the middle of the month. Insta-prison.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 02, 2024 02:07 PM (d04cU)

375 Trumps legal team wants his NY sentencing delayed while they prepare new motions, etc. due to the SC ruling on immunity. Bragg's office said they don't object but think two weeks additional time should be enough. Lord knows what Marchan will do.

Just reported last hour on Fox Business.

Posted by: jen the original at July 02, 2024 02:07 PM (oe5jS)

376 I saw Piles of Stains open for Flay of Soul at Trees in '94.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 02, 2024 02:07 PM (Zz0t1)

377 328- I’m really not. Saw a cs Lewis quote yesterday about forgiveness,and Christ’s teaching (7x70)- his point was we revisit, daily sometimes (certainly for me) the wrongs done to us (in my case betrayal and complete family abandonment) by a single person, and that we may need to remind ourselves and “reforgive” (is that even a word?) Just don’t want a heart full of hatred for anyone.. Not trying to be “holier than thou”

Posted by: Farmer Bob at July 02, 2024 02:07 PM (fiUiH)

378 Well...Ginger and crossbows...but ok.
Posted by: eleven at July 02, 2024 02:05 PM


A Contrairian, eh?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 02, 2024 02:07 PM (ePTZ3)

379 Is that a thing? Can you submit new testimony after a trial is over? Seems very believable.

Posted by: ... at July 02, 2024 02:08 PM (lX8VI)

380
Brown Nose On.
Brown Nose Off.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at July 02, 2024 02:08 PM (wtvvX)

381 Jill, when you get right down to it, is a Cipher, like her husband… neither really controls anything, and they will do as they are told… there is an “or else”, always looming in the background, for ciphers…

Posted by: tubal at July 02, 2024 02:08 PM (PCK5/)

382 Ford was tainted by pardoning Nixon, and his political career ended right there

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Was he? Maybe. At the end of the day, Ford ended up a member of small and exclusive club with all the trappings that being an ex-member has. Unlikely he gains access to that club in any other way.

Posted by: SH (no more socks) at July 02, 2024 02:08 PM (sX1BW)

383 332 I was well under 29 so remember very little from that time, but it seems like *any* association with Nixon would have been toxic, and didn't Jimmah run on being an "outsider"?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 02, 2024 01:54 PM (llON

My memory was that no one liked Ford, and no one felt they had voted for him in any ways. Also the pinch from Nixon's wage and price controls were rolling down the economy and everyone was hoping to turn it around.
Posted by: Kindltot

Despite all that, Carter barely won. 297 to 240 electoral and 50 percent to 48 percent in popular. The mostly solid South for the Dems allowed Carter to pick off states in the Midwest and NE to win.

Posted by: whig at July 02, 2024 02:08 PM (/0X3E)

384 Trump might have picked up Hispanic and Black voters........... But what about..........


Green, Orange, Purple, Blue, and Red Voters ????????

Posted by: Franklin Stein at July 02, 2024 02:08 PM (BSF0H)

385 373 We can set you up for one year on the speaking circuit. All expenses paid, first class at $50,000 an engagement.


my God how much will they have to pay the attendees?!?!
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 02, 2024 02:07 PM (s3qiR)

They will pay to hear DOCTOR Jill Biden prattle on for an hour.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at July 02, 2024 02:08 PM (9mfKN)

386 MadameMayhem's speech to the UN General Assembly, "If you all had one neck, I'd hack it through."
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 02, 2024 01:49 PM (Glrsl)


I'm going to count to 10. Anyone still in the country when I reach 0 shall be sodomized with a chainsaw.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 02, 2024 02:08 PM (U7wke)

387 my God how much will they have to pay the attendees?!?!
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 02, 2024 02:07 PM (s3qiR)
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Nothing. Party members do their duty. Like in Red China. When the Party says, "it is expected that you mid-level Party men do X," they do "X."

Except having kids, anyway. That seems to be the one Party directive that the drones are largely ignoring.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 02, 2024 02:08 PM (d04cU)

388 Regarding pardons... Joe can get Kamala AKA the deep State, to agree to pardons after she is installed as President
Posted by: It's me donna at July 02, 2024 02:07 PM (IyPmt)



Yes. Because Democrats are known for keeping their word.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 02, 2024 02:09 PM (Zz0t1)

389 "A Contrairian, eh?

Posted by: Duncanthrax "

It's in my internet DNA.

Posted by: eleven at July 02, 2024 02:09 PM (fV+MH)

390 Sloppy Daniels.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at July 02, 2024 02:09 PM (J86+s)

391
Ditto what Donna said at #356.

Posted by: Bach in Black at July 02, 2024 02:09 PM (+oqUV)

392 One of the first comments on the election analysis video:

I live in Illinois and am amazed that I’m surrounded by people that complain about everything, ie gas, inflation, housing , taxes, and yet still are voting for democrats. What a joke

Living in a blue state I see this too - people that tell you WE NEED A CHANGE who will then vote for all the same people because...gasp...we can't elect a ...hiss...Republican!

Posted by: 18-1 at July 02, 2024 02:09 PM (oZhjI)

393 Posted by: Kindltot at July 02, 2024 02:02 PM (D7oie)

Ford was viewed as an accidental president. He was not elected VP (Agnew had resigned), nor president (Nixon resigned). Ford made a misstep in the debate saying Poland was not under Soviet domination. Carter ran as the outsider, crisscrossing Iowa in a VW beetle. But Ford gained a lot of momentum in the last two weeks of the race. He needed a couple more days to pull it off. The electorate was much more fluid then.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson DeSantis/Lake 2024 at July 02, 2024 02:09 PM (wGerL)

394 guys have you BEEN to Delaware?

remember, we in PA make fun of it.

NEW JERSEY makes fun of it!

the Bidens ain't going back

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 02, 2024 02:09 PM (s3qiR)

395 The thing no one has given me yet is why would Biden resign?

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Everyone has a price. Even those with dementia. Because their handlers have a price.
Posted by: SH
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I think that it is wrong to assume that Biden exercises any control over *anything*, including his own decisions. What we are dealing with is a political cartel. Biden probably can't find his way to the bathroom.

Posted by: Mike Hammer etc., etc at July 02, 2024 02:09 PM (XeU6L)

396 392 Living in a blue state I see this too - people that tell you WE NEED A CHANGE who will then vote for all the same people because...gasp...we can't elect a ...hiss...Republican!
Posted by: 18-1 at July 02, 2024 02:09 PM (oZhjI)

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"My choices don't affect policy results. Your choices do."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 02, 2024 02:09 PM (GBKbO)

397 343
I’m not saying he will but the Dem leaders will try to get him to resign. They are stupid. They all knew Biden is not right but they gaslighted right to the debate.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 02, 2024 02:03 PM (W49vR)

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Since he obviously doesn't care about his children, I'm not sure what leverage they have on him.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 02, 2024 02:04 PM (GBKbO)

As a political philosopher once said "What difference, at this point, does it make?"

Posted by: mrp at July 02, 2024 02:09 PM (rj6Yv)

398 The thing no one has given me yet is why would Biden resign?
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4 words: "We got to Epstein".

Posted by: Axeman at July 02, 2024 02:10 PM (krQz2)

399 People if you are being polled, vote Biden!

It would take about 10 people to turn these into small Trump leads, where they will think they can cheat the margin.

Posted by: MikeN at July 02, 2024 02:10 PM (XygMV)

400 341 2-minute power failure here yesterday reset my hashtag.
Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 02, 2024 02:03 PM (Jh5b+)

If you're really andycanuck!

Posted by: m at July 02, 2024 02:10 PM (NHMTR)

401 361 Please, Mr Bernstein, what great national security decisions has Prezzy Potato made, given how “sharp” he is in those meetings???
Posted by: Lizzy

Bernstein is a paid liar and has been always. Miserable person once married to Nora Ephron who produced a scorching novel (later made into a movie) about what a scumbag he was in real life.

Posted by: whig at July 02, 2024 02:10 PM (/0X3E)

402 That’s “gently with a chain saw.”

Posted by: Heather at July 02, 2024 02:10 PM (Hkcdp)

403 Lord knows what Marchan will do.

Part of the D's problem is that they needed a kindly, jovial, corrupt judge to put Trump away, for the optics.

Merchan looks and acts like an SS concentration camp guard.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 02, 2024 02:11 PM (uxCna)

404 I'd say the more apt response to the Debate performance has less to do with the polls than it does to a severe reduction in participation in the voting by those who had supported Biden in the past.

As it stands now, a lot of people are just going to stay home.

Posted by: Orson at July 02, 2024 02:11 PM (dIske)

405 399 People if you are being polled, vote Biden!

It would take about 10 people to turn these into small Trump leads, where they will think they can cheat the margin.

Posted by: MikeN at July 02, 2024 02:10 PM (XygMV)

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After people lived through 2020 and 2022, still believing that cheating only happens "at the margins" flabbergasts me.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 02, 2024 02:11 PM (GBKbO)

406 >>> 396 392 Living in a blue state I see this too - people that tell you WE NEED A CHANGE who will then vote for all the same people because...gasp...we can't elect a ...hiss...Republican!
Posted by: 18-1 at July 02, 2024 02:09 PM (oZhjI)

=========

"My choices don't affect policy results. Your choices do."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 02, 2024 02:09 PM (GBKbO)

I was a Good Person and voted for all the bonds and stuff, why are my taxes so high?!

Posted by: that one AWFL in Austin, TX at July 02, 2024 02:11 PM (llON8)

407 Crossbows for the rank and file. Longbows for the experts.

I have a masters degree in Youtube.

And Ginger always.

Posted by: eleven at July 02, 2024 02:11 PM (fV+MH)

408 Posted by: Im Gumby Damn It! at July 02, 2024 01:53 PM (o3Uyl)

I suspect, unlike some of his detractors, Justice Thomas has seen a naked woman.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 02, 2024 02:11 PM (U7wke)

409 Everyone has a price. Even those with dementia. Because their handlers have a price.
Posted by: SH
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I think that it is wrong to assume that Biden exercises any control over *anything*, including his own decisions.

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Which is why I referenced his handlers ... even Jill has a price. Now it may be unreasonably high but she has a price.

Posted by: SH (no more socks) at July 02, 2024 02:11 PM (sX1BW)

410 from another blcokhead at salon:

The shift from a republic to a rotating tyranny was years in the making but the final blow still managed to shock: A Supreme Court that had just declared it a crime to be poor and homeless ruled that Donald Trump, previously and perhaps soon once again the world's most powerful man, cannot be prosecuted for anything that a president’s lawyer (or conservative jurist) might spin as an "official act." Legal experts say the decision effectively legalized executive criminality, ensuring that whoever occupies the White House - at least any Republican - can do as they please with the powers of their office, effectively constrained only by the threat of impeachment, which is hardly any threat at all, or a loss in a free and fair election.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 02, 2024 02:11 PM (CWTWj)

411 >I know, they make me feel stupid.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 02, 2024 01:45 PM (D7oie)

If you're the smartest man in the room, then you are in the wrong room.
Posted by: BourbonChicken

Every room I have been in I assume I am the dumbest guy there. Then somebody else comes in and proves me wrong.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 02, 2024 02:11 PM (2fO6t)

412 Can anyone please give me an overview of the 2025 Plan the left has been shrieking about for the last week?

Posted by: CAToken at July 02, 2024 02:12 PM (PxmRr)

413 guys have you BEEN to Delaware?

remember, we in PA make fun of it.

NEW JERSEY makes fun of it!

the Bidens ain't going back
Posted by: BlackOrchid

The Delaware Natural History Museum is nice.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 02, 2024 02:12 PM (v6JzV)

414 Last Sunday my Pastor called on us to pray for Joe, I thought "fuck that, may that old perverted bastard get face cancer". I feel bad about it, but there it is.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 02, 2024 02:06 PM (pohLc)


I will pray for him to be put out of his, and everyone else's, misery.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 02, 2024 02:07 PM (Zz0t
******
Why doesn't your pastor ask everyone to pray for Trump ?
I pray Biden stays in the race.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 02, 2024 02:12 PM (NpAcC)

415 406 I was a Good Person and voted for all the bonds and stuff, why are my taxes so high?!
Posted by: that one AWFL in Austin, TX at July 02, 2024 02:11 PM (llON

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"We have the highest per student cost in all of America, but our schools suck. I think I'll vote for the people who craft education policy some more and hope they give teachers another raise to fix the issue."
-California, apparently

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 02, 2024 02:12 PM (GBKbO)

416 I really think people are too hung up on Jill Biden. I know I am in a distinct minority on this, but she strikes me as a non-entity. She loves her position and the fame, influence and money that comes with it, but she's ultimately nothing. She has a grand vision of her own quality and importance, but it exists entirely within her head. The organization placates her because she's the Grande Dame of the family, but that only goes so far.

If the Party decides to turf Biden - and I don't think it will - then Jill is not going to be a factor. She'll be out on her ass with the rest of them. She'll screech and shriek and throw a long (possibly the rest of her life) tantrum, but she'll get little traction. Most press outlets won't talk to her per the Party's direction, and the number that *will* talk to her will shrink to nothing within a year. She'll be screaming into a vacuum.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 02, 2024 02:12 PM (d04cU)

417 You useless piles of stains have precisely 47 minutes to unass this facility before it goes BOOM!!! Have a blessed day!

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at July 02, 2024 01:57 PM (4XwPj)

There it is. I knew I could count on you!!!

Posted by: ... at July 02, 2024 02:12 PM (lX8VI)

418 290 @EricAbbenante
Conveniently now that Joe Biden's reelection hopes are tanking, Stormy Daniels has 'remembered' new details:
"She would like to elaborate on that testimony."
Joe Biden's memory issues have jogged Stormy's memory.
Are you excited to hear more stories that didn't happen?

So she wants to lie some more ?
Posted by: It's me donna at July 02, 2024 01

Questions no one ever asks,

Morticia Addams or Lilly Munster?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 02, 2024 02:12 PM (OiAR7)

419 After people lived through 2020 and 2022, still believing that cheating only happens "at the margins" flabbergasts me.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 02, 2024 02:11 PM (GBKbO)

It’s TOTALLY normal and run-of-the-mill to stop counting in the middle of the night. Yup, just your average ordinary situation…

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at July 02, 2024 02:12 PM (9mfKN)

420 A Supreme Court that had just declared it a crime to be poor and homeless ruled that Donald Trump, previously and perhaps soon once again the world's most powerful man, cannot be prosecuted for anything that a president’s lawyer (or conservative jurist) might spin as an "official act."


None of this, whatsoever, is true.

Everything that guy just said is bullshit.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 02, 2024 02:12 PM (Zz0t1)

421 410 from another blcokhead at salon:

The shift from a republic to a rotating tyranny was years in the making but the final blow still managed to shock: A Supreme Court that had just declared it a crime to be poor and homeless ruled that Donald Trump, previously and perhaps soon once again the world's most powerful man, cannot be prosecuted for anything that a president’s lawyer (or conservative jurist) might spin as an "official act." Legal experts say the decision effectively legalized executive criminality, ensuring that whoever occupies the White House - at least any Republican - can do as they please with the powers of their office, effectively constrained only by the threat of impeachment, which is hardly any threat at all, or a loss in a free and fair election.
Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 02, 2024 02:11 PM (CWTWj)

========

So, they're happy with Loper then, right?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 02, 2024 02:12 PM (GBKbO)

422 Best yard sign so far: VOTE INCUMBENTS OUT

Posted by: Diogenes at July 02, 2024 02:13 PM (W/lyH)

423 Mumbles Biden is a train wreck. Has anyone ever heard Harris put coherent thought together when she speaks in public I haven't? Dems going from frying pan to the fire with that chick
IMO

Posted by: Im Gumby Damn It! at July 02, 2024 02:13 PM (o3Uyl)

424 419 It’s TOTALLY normal and run-of-the-mill to stop counting in the middle of the night. Yup, just your average ordinary situation…
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at July 02, 2024 02:12 PM (9mfKN)

=======

To stop.

At the same time.

Across six states.

Because of a bad toilet in Atlanta.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 02, 2024 02:13 PM (GBKbO)

425 Which is why I referenced his handlers ... even Jill has a price. Now it may be unreasonably high but she has a price.
Posted by: SH (no more socks) at July 02, 2024 02:11 PM (sX1BW)
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Can she be bought off with a few pardons and paying off her mortgages? I'm thinking she'll want more.

Posted by: WisRich at July 02, 2024 02:13 PM (G0vdT)

426 Morticia Addams or Lilly Munster?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless

Lilly. No question.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 02, 2024 02:13 PM (v6JzV)

427 This blonde in an undersized outfit finds Biden to be extremely unimpressive:
http://tiny.cc/n4pyyz

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 02, 2024 02:13 PM (d04cU)

428 "We have the highest per student cost in all of America, but our schools suck. I think I'll vote for the people who craft education policy some more and hope they give teachers another raise to fix the issue."
-California, apparently
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 02, 2024 02:12 PM (GBKbO)

“Surely you meant to quote us.”

~ IL Voters

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at July 02, 2024 02:13 PM (9mfKN)

429
CNN?
LOL.

Posted by: Have they found the plane yet? at July 02, 2024 02:14 PM (WISum)

430 Is there nothing Secretary of Transportation Buttgiggity can't screw up?

A giant tortoise caused a huge traffic jam on I-25 in Colorado

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at July 02, 2024 02:14 PM (L/fGl)

431 371 Regarding pardons... Joe can get Kamala AKA the deep State, to agree to pardons after she is installed as President
Posted by: It's me donna
======
I doubt it. Joe already reneged on his promise to resign for Kamala and to run again.

Kamala and Biden don't like each other and Jill Biden particularly hates Kamala.

The Deep State is not monolithic and is factional. The Obama camp, for example view the Bidens as expendable. The Killary camp is out for the return of the queen and stamping on whoever is in the way and so on.

Posted by: whig at July 02, 2024 02:14 PM (/0X3E)

432 >>> 410 from another blcokhead at salon:

The shift from a republic to a rotating tyranny was years in the making but the final blow still managed to shock: A Supreme Court that had just declared it a crime to be poor and homeless ruled that Donald Trump, previously and perhaps soon once again the world's most powerful man, cannot be prosecuted for anything that a president’s lawyer (or conservative jurist) might spin as an "official act." Legal experts say the decision effectively legalized executive criminality, ensuring that whoever occupies the White House - at least any Republican - can do as they please with the powers of their office, effectively constrained only by the threat of impeachment, which is hardly any threat at all, or a loss in a free and fair election.
Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 02, 2024 02:11 PM (CWTWj)

Right, they are all so TERRIFIED that once again they are LYING about getting the fck out of the US.

(at least this one actually uses the word "republic"!)

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 02, 2024 02:14 PM (llON8)

433
MSNBC's Mika Brzezinski addressed the awkward scene that was left after a tense fight between her and her "Morning Joe" co-host post-debate, and mysteriously, Joe Scarborough was nowhere to be found.


If she were smart (and that's a big if), Mika would steal a march on Joe and off him before he offs her. Guy's got a history is all I'm saying.

Posted by: Xokrebs v Xocarnot: My Authenticity is Off the Charts (TM)! at July 02, 2024 02:14 PM (xG4kz)

434 At this rate, CNN will be showing videos of Joe sniffing and grabbing little girls soon.

Which among the Dems, would actually shore up his support.

Sick bastards.

Posted by: Stateless at July 02, 2024 02:14 PM (jvJvP)

435 424 419 It’s TOTALLY normal and run-of-the-mill to stop counting in the middle of the night. Yup, just your average ordinary situation…
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at July 02, 2024 02:12 PM (9mfKN)

=======

To stop.

At the same time.

Across six states.

Because of a bad toilet in Atlanta.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 02, 2024 02:13 PM (GBKbO)

Of course that’s normal. What, you’re not some conspiracy-minded ELECTION-DENIER are you?

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at July 02, 2024 02:15 PM (9mfKN)

436 http://tiny.cc/n4pyyz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)


Too much of a hippie chick vibe.

2/10

WNB

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 02, 2024 02:15 PM (v6JzV)

437 432 Right, they are all so TERRIFIED that once again they are LYING about getting the fck out of the US.

(at least this one actually uses the word "republic"!)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 02, 2024 02:14 PM (llON

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And they're screaming about the imperial executive while also bemoaning the biggest hit to the imperial executive in decades: the overturning of Chevron doctrine.

It's almost like they're both stupid and dishonest.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 02, 2024 02:15 PM (GBKbO)

438 Is that a thing? Can you submit new testimony after a trial is over? Seems very believable.
Posted by:
___________

Yes, but must be newly discovered evidence that, with reasonable diligence, could not have been discovered within 10 days of judgment. Her new memories don't meet that standard.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 02, 2024 02:15 PM (cIG/y)

439 >>> 424 419 It’s TOTALLY normal and run-of-the-mill to stop counting in the middle of the night. Yup, just your average ordinary situation…
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at July 02, 2024 02:12 PM (9mfKN)

=======

To stop.

At the same time.

Across six states.

Because of a bad toilet in Atlanta.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 02, 2024 02:13 PM (GBKbO)

*sits quietly, not moving*

Posted by: Virginia at July 02, 2024 02:15 PM (llON8)

440 to me the impressive thing about Gerald Ford was he was a Michigan Wolverine football player and on the team that won the National Championship in 1932 and 1933

played center and linebacker

Posted by: Don Black at July 02, 2024 02:15 PM (/7KEl)

441 All stops are being pulled to save FJB. One data point: he is going to do a one-on-one with Stephanopoulos. I don't see how any of this saves him come November, assuming he gets past the Democrat convention. The open secret, the big fraud is out in the wild. There is no way he gets past that. If Biden is there in November Trump gets at least 325 electoral votes, easily more.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at July 02, 2024 02:15 PM (RUmyk)

442 MSNBC's Mika Brzezinski addressed the awkward scene that was left after a tense fight between her and her "Morning Joe" co-host post-debate, and mysteriously, Joe Scarborough was nowhere to be found.


Did this happen? They fought, she 'won?' and he threw a temper tantrum by disappearing for a spell?

What a panzyass pussyman.......LMMFAO.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 02, 2024 02:15 PM (Zz0t1)

443 Eventually, the Dems can tell Jill, either go now with this very nice severance package, or stay for a few months but know that we are not going to help Joe in any way and we will work with the GOP to bring you guys down. Who's bluffing?

If the Dems want Joe gone, he is gone. I think for now they are testing the waters to see if it is even worth it.

Posted by: SH (no more socks) at July 02, 2024 02:16 PM (sX1BW)

444 Hippie chick.

Posted by: That's hawt at July 02, 2024 02:16 PM (WISum)

445 Meanwhile another 2.3 billion is being sent to Ukraine

Posted by: It's me donna at July 02, 2024 02:16 PM (IyPmt)

446 For the Left no consequences for lying. Instead they reward.

I have not said this in a while: the gaslighting is part of the kink.

Posted by: blaster at July 02, 2024 02:16 PM (cvZX6)

447 Lilly. No question.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 02, 2024 02:13 PM (v6JzV)
++++
This one is tough. I agree that Yvonne De Carlo is all around hotter, but Carolyn Jones has a certain je ne sais quoi - an X factor that makes her just exude sexiness.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 02, 2024 02:16 PM (d04cU)

448 Why the FUCK am I being assaulted by an Old Rich Jew in a USD$5,000 suit and some punk so-called Muslim bitch-assed faggot buttfucker in a hoodie from a country I've never even heard of talking to me, when I work at a store in America and sell things to people?
Who the fuck are these people?

Do they do anything for me, like right now? Or do they just get paid to be on fucking TV? FUCK them both. Fuck that Rich Suit and Fuck that Sand Rat.

FUCK them.

Think about that take. I'm not wrong. You have just heard a lot of America.

Posted by: LenNeal at July 02, 2024 02:16 PM (bFId9)

449 This blonde in an undersized outfit finds Biden to be extremely unimpressive:
http://tiny.cc/n4pyyz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 02, 2024 02:13 PM (d04cU)


I love undoing knots.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 02, 2024 02:16 PM (W/lyH)

450 How many “ undecideds” do we think are out there, really??

Posted by: tubal at July 02, 2024 02:16 PM (PCK5/)

451 None of this, whatsoever, is true.

Everything that guy just said is bullshit.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 02, 2024 02:12 PM (Zz0t1)
---
There was this idiot on X who said that the SCOTUS is making laws "now".

Did they make a new law with Dobbs or did they "make" 50 new ones?!

Just coincidentally, whatever the elected representatives of that state decide serves their voters!

Posted by: Axeman at July 02, 2024 02:16 PM (krQz2)

452 Did this happen? They fought, she 'won?' and he threw a temper tantrum by disappearing for a spell?

What a panzyass pussyman.......LMMFAO.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 02, 2024 02:15 PM (Zz0t1)

She left him tied up in the pegging position with the gag in his mouth.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at July 02, 2024 02:16 PM (9mfKN)

453
Jerry Ford haters can take comfort in the fact that he and boozin' Betty's grave sites are where the ladies' bathrooms used to be at the old Millbrook Furniture factory in Grand Rapids.

Posted by: Auspex at July 02, 2024 02:16 PM (j4U/Z)

454 Think the focus on Jill is to scapegoat her.
Sure, she’s no doubt enabled a lot of this, but as others have referenced, people like Hillary and Obama can get rid of people easily. Joe’s there because ALOT of others have propped him up, including the MSM.

They will pretend no one knew how bad Joe was because of Jill to explain away their role in using Joe as a puppet for Obamas third term.

Posted by: Heather at July 02, 2024 02:17 PM (Hkcdp)

455 A giant tortoise caused a huge traffic jam on I-25 in Colorado
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks


Many years ago, I was listening to the local traffic report in the DC area, and the announcer said that there was a slowup caused by a very large turtle on the side of the road that everyone was slowing down to look at.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 02, 2024 02:17 PM (v6JzV)

456 Hippie chick.
Posted by: That's hawt at July 02, 2024 02:16 PM (WISum)



You asked for it.........


https://youtu.be/ILaTgQBKRbE

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 02, 2024 02:17 PM (Zz0t1)

457 Last Sunday my Pastor called on us to pray for Joe, I thought "fuck that, may that old perverted bastard get face cancer". I feel bad about it, but there it is.
Posted by: Xipe Totec

May he die like Herod the Great.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at July 02, 2024 02:17 PM (L/fGl)

458 Did this happen? They fought, she 'won?' and he threw a temper tantrum by disappearing for a spell?

What a panzyass pussyman.......LMMFAO.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 02, 2024 02:15 PM (Zz0t1)


He later posted a long rambling thing on X that was basically Mika was right I was wrong.

Posted by: blaster at July 02, 2024 02:17 PM (cvZX6)

459
"Coons is recommending that Joe have a two-hour press conference."

------

He doesn't mean a word of that. Never happen. Just buying time.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at July 02, 2024 02:17 PM (4Aqsh)

460 Stop making me choose between Lilly and Morticia.

No!

Posted by: eleven at July 02, 2024 02:18 PM (fV+MH)

461

HAHHA

https://x.com/IzzySaysSo/status/1808097474050936919/photo/1


I ordered President Trump from Wish.com and this is what I got

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 02, 2024 02:18 PM (NtVYv)

462 'when the truth is suddenly undeniable, they say, "Of course I knew that'

the process of acceptance will pass through the usual four stages:
(i) this is worthless nonsense;
(ii) this is an interesting, but perverse, point of view;
(iii) this is true, but quite unimportant;
(iv) I always said so.

-J.B.S. Haldane

Posted by: norrin radd at July 02, 2024 02:18 PM (j643M)

463 While My Chainsaw Gently Weeps is on the B side of the White Album.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 02, 2024 02:18 PM (cf/0E)

464 NOOD

OrangeManBad vs NY

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 02, 2024 02:18 PM (llON8)

465 Biden is probably more worried about pardons for his family and such. If he resigns, he has to do them now before the election which will further damage the Kamala campaign. Given Kamala's hatred of Biden for probably reneging on an early resignation and shitting on her in office, I don't think the Biden faction would trust Kamala to issue the necessary pardons.
Posted by: whig at July 02, 2024 02:02 PM (/0X3E)


Do pardons have to be announced/logged when they're made? Sure, usually you would, but is it required? And, if so, would that rule be applied to a Democrat?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 02, 2024 02:18 PM (U7wke)

466 Nood!

Posted by: eleven at July 02, 2024 02:18 PM (fV+MH)

467 451 There was this idiot on X who said that the SCOTUS is making laws "now".

Did they make a new law with Dobbs or did they "make" 50 new ones?!

Just coincidentally, whatever the elected representatives of that state decide serves their voters!
Posted by: Axeman at July 02, 2024 02:16 PM (krQz2)

=======

It is also predicated on the idea that immunity is a new concept in American caselaw. It's old.

It may be stupid, and I may hate immunity generally, but it's not new.

I think I'd be better with it if Congress made a law outlining what immunity is, when it applied, and when it didn't and to whom, but the current thing is just judicial creation. Which is decades old and has a long history in common law.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 02, 2024 02:18 PM (GBKbO)

468 Did this happen? They fought, she 'won?' and he threw a temper tantrum by disappearing for a spell?

What a panzyass pussyman.......LMMFAO.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 02, 2024 02:15 PM (Zz0t1)
---
Keep an eye on the interns.

Posted by: Axeman at July 02, 2024 02:19 PM (krQz2)

469 Last Sunday my Pastor called on us to pray for Joe, I thought "fuck that, may that old perverted bastard get face cancer". I feel bad about it, but there it is.
Posted by: Xipe Totec

May he die like Herod the Great.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at July 02, 2024 02:17 PM (L/fGl)


Pray for America.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 02, 2024 02:19 PM (W/lyH)

470 Hey, there's an entire CLASS of US Navy aircraft carriers named after me.
So, there.

Posted by: Gerald R. Ford at July 02, 2024 02:19 PM (WISum)

471 > "Worried about Mooch."
--Posted by: dagny, first of her name

Mooch may not want a lot of scrutiny of her personal life, you know?

Posted by: Just reporting at July 02, 2024 02:20 PM (scll+)

472 This one is tough. I agree that Yvonne De Carlo is all around hotter, but Carolyn Jones has a certain je ne sais quoi - an X factor that makes her just exude sexiness.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

Carolyn Jones was married to Aaron Spelling at one time. (She's not Tori's mother, though.)

I always found the bulbous eyes off-putting.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 02, 2024 02:20 PM (v6JzV)

473 Yes, but must be newly discovered evidence that, with reasonable diligence, could not have been discovered within 10 days of judgment. Her new memories don't meet that standard.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 02, 2024 02:15 PM (cIG/y)


Hahahaha!

Posted by: Judge Merchan at July 02, 2024 02:21 PM (cvZX6)

474 >He later posted a long rambling thing on X that was basically Mika was right I was wrong.

---

she must have a powerful hoohah

Posted by: Don Black at July 02, 2024 02:22 PM (/7KEl)

475 416 I really think people are too hung up on Jill Biden. I know I am in a distinct minority on this, but she strikes me as a non-entity. She loves her position and the fame, influence and money that comes with it, but she's ultimately nothing. She has a grand vision of her own quality and importance, but it exists entirely within her head. The organization placates her because she's the Grande Dame of the family, but that only goes so far.
Posted by: Joe Mannix
======
Jill is the avatar of the Biden aides currently in high office. Changing the crew means their own ricebowl is threatened right now rather than in a transition. Plus the animus of Kamala versus the Biden team--she is going to want to bring in her own people. So, given that the polling shows about the same for all Dems, it gives the Biden faction traction to why make a change this late as it would threaten a greater disaster.

As far as Deep Staters wanting Biden offed, the curious 4yr long screening off of Biden from the ordinary WH staff which was recently reported give a clue. Biden is surrounded by loyalists from a 50 year political career and their positions depend on him rather than vague Deep State promise

Posted by: whig at July 02, 2024 02:22 PM (/0X3E)

476 "Hey, this so called "Doctor" woman? I wanna have a talk with her. I know a lot of Doctors, a lot in my family. I never got to be a Doctor because when the old folks sent me from the old country, they said I had to be in the hospitality business. Now, Doctor Woman, where do you get off stealing drapes for dresses from Traveler's Inn Motor Lodge of Topeka , KS?"


S. J. K. Patel, innkeeper

P. S. Next time, you do not get back $5 deposit

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at July 02, 2024 02:22 PM (V5eKu)

477
They will pretend no one knew how bad Joe was because of Jill to explain away their role in using Joe as a puppet for Obamas third term.

Posted by: Heather at July 02, 2024 02:17 PM (Hkcdp)

Sounds right to me

Posted by: ... at July 02, 2024 02:22 PM (lX8VI)

478 It is also predicated on the idea that immunity is a new concept in American caselaw. It's old.

It may be stupid, and I may hate immunity generally, but it's not new.

I think I'd be better with it if Congress made a law outlining what immunity is, when it applied, and when it didn't and to whom, but the current thing is just judicial creation. Which is decades old and has a long history in common law.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 02, 2024 02:18 PM (GBKbO)
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It's actually inherent with being vested with a *power*.

Congress' role is defined. The Chief Executive role is ... everything else that is not a judiciary function.

Congress' power through law, can even define the powers of the other branches, however. So long as it does not seriously relocate powers (which pre-Chevron did).

After all the Bigger-staters wanted the government to *control* all of it.

Posted by: Axeman at July 02, 2024 02:23 PM (krQz2)

479 This one is tough. I agree that Yvonne De Carlo is all around hotter, but Carolyn Jones has a certain je ne sais quoi - an X factor that makes her just exude sexiness.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 02, 2024 02:16 PM (d04cU)

And a talent for deadpan comedic delivery.

Posted by: mrp at July 02, 2024 02:23 PM (rj6Yv)

480 Biden needs to wear a drool cup.

Posted by: Pudinhead at July 02, 2024 02:23 PM (n17eQ)

481 Jill is the avatar of the Biden aides currently in high office. Changing the crew means their own ricebowl is threatened right now rather than in a transition. Plus the animus of Kamala versus the Biden team--she is going to want to bring in her own people. So, given that the polling shows about the same for all Dems, it gives the Biden faction traction to why make a change this late as it would threaten a greater disaster. ...
Posted by: whig at July 02, 2024 02:22 PM (/0X3E)
++++
On the factional side, yeah, probably. But Jill Biden isn't a faction. Neither is Joe. Kalorama is their faction, and she continues to exist at their sufferance. I don't think Jill is all that important - other than perhaps, as you put it, an avatar.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 02, 2024 02:23 PM (d04cU)

482 He later posted a long rambling thing on X that was basically Mika was right I was wrong.
---

she must have a powerful hoohah
Posted by: Don Black at July 02, 2024 02:22 PM (/7KEl)
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Or caught him near the interns.

Posted by: Axeman at July 02, 2024 02:24 PM (krQz2)

483 Dems across the board including politicians, media darlings, and doners have seemed to mostly have come to the realization that they have been exposed as the lying liars who lie. Judges have changes rulings and truth tellers formerly lying accomplices have started fessing up. Maybe the stories of the Trump administration is instilling much needed fear into them.

Posted by: Im Gumby Damn It! at July 02, 2024 02:25 PM (o3Uyl)

484 416 I really think people are too hung up on Jill Biden. I know I am in a distinct minority on this, but she strikes me as a non-entity. She loves her position and the fame, influence and money that comes with it, but she's ultimately nothing. She has a grand vision of her own quality and importance, but it exists entirely within her head. The organization placates her because she's the Grande Dame of the family, but that only goes so far.

If the Party decides to turf Biden - and I don't think it will - then Jill is not going to be a factor. She'll be out on her ass with the rest of them. She'll screech and shriek and throw a long (possibly the rest of her life) tantrum, but she'll get little traction. Most press outlets won't talk to her per the Party's direction, and the number that *will* talk to her will shrink to nothing within a year. She'll be screaming into a vacuum.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 02, 2024 02:12 PM (d04cU)

I'm glad you said this. I might be able to be convinced of it.

Posted by: m at July 02, 2024 02:28 PM (NHMTR)

485 I think I'd be better with it if Congress made a law outlining what immunity is, when it applied, and when it didn't and to whom, but the current thing is just judicial creation. Which is decades old and has a long history in common law.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
=========
You are correct about qualified immunity which was a doctrine from the Rehnquist court, albeit misapplied far beyond its original context. But Sovereign immunity is actually embedded into constitutional law in the US and the 11th Amendment to overrule a Scotus case threatening state sovereign immunity was in the 1790's by allowing citizens to sue state governments.

For most of this nation's history, courts of claims existed and private bills by legislatures existed to fix injustices but no formal constitutional waiving of sovereign immunity happened much until the Federal Tort Claims Act came into existence and a monumental Scotus case deriving from ammonium nitrate explosion in Texas City causing massive damage and loss of life occurred right after WWII.

Since then, many states now allow being sued but only to the extent of their insurance coverage for ordinary issues rather than the old way.

Posted by: whig at July 02, 2024 02:28 PM (/0X3E)

486 Kalorama is their faction, and she continues to exist at their sufferance. I don't think Jill is all that important - other than perhaps, as you put it, an avatar.
Posted by: Joe Mannix
=====
Most of the Kalorama clan except for Anita Dunn have already left the building. Whether to seek lucre or to prep for a Mooch standup possibly. Right now, most of the internal circle of Biden aides are long timers and sometimes Biden brings in ones that have left like Ron Klain back for important issues.

There has been some interesting reporting on the downlow during the last several days over just how does the Biden WH work (or not).

Posted by: whig at July 02, 2024 02:30 PM (/0X3E)

487 377 328- I’m really not. Saw a cs Lewis quote yesterday about forgiveness,and Christ’s teaching (7x70)- his point was we revisit, daily sometimes (certainly for me) the wrongs done to us (in my case betrayal and complete family abandonment) by a single person, and that we may need to remind ourselves and “reforgive” (is that even a word?) Just don’t want a heart full of hatred for anyone.. Not trying to be “holier than thou”
Posted by: Farmer Bob at July 02, 2024 02:07 PM

You are correct, forgiveness is for us, not for the person we are forgiving. It's not healthy to carry the hate around. I know you're not being holier than thou. I struggle with the same issue.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 02, 2024 02:31 PM (LJ9Iy)

488 she must have a powerful hoohah
Posted by: Don Black

Meh, longtime deep stater due to her dad Zbignew. He had a lot of sway during the Cold War era with the IC and State Department. Unfortunately though his rotten crotchfruit lacks much of a brain and had to settle for media as a career.

Still in the party but in the marketing rather than executive faction of the Dems.

Posted by: whig at July 02, 2024 02:33 PM (/0X3E)

489 Someone should explain the "cheap fakes" theory to these reporters.

Next step for Trump - cancel the second debate "out of mercy".

Posted by: El Mariachi, Attorney at Law! at July 02, 2024 02:37 PM (nLFEI)

490 That was the story about why Ford lost but I don't buy it. Nixon won in a landslide. The Dems were vindictive bastards as they are now. Ford didn't run an effective campaign

Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 02, 2024 02:39 PM (xjTDL)

491 Seriously, how BAD is Kamala when, looking at the shambling Corpse of Biden, they still think "nah."

I wonder what "we all knew that dummies" bit would happen when she takes over?

Posted by: El Mariachi, Attorney at Law! at July 02, 2024 02:42 PM (nLFEI)

492 This poll is like a Biden getting raped again.

First Ashley, now Joe, have you no sympathy for rape victims?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 02, 2024 02:44 PM (wH4RK)

493 I get agita at the thought of M Obama stepping in. There are so many stupid people in our country. I hope she is too comfortable now and too lazy.

Posted by: DNC at July 02, 2024 03:11 PM (oasF3)

494 It'll be Harris. No other option.

Biden will not pass up the nomination and the delegates are committed. The only way to replace him would be to use the DNC disability clause post convention. However, can't really do that without at the same time invoking the 25th. So, with Harris as the sitting President, no one would dare challenge.

Ok, one other option. Hillary has him commit suicide in which case your guess is as good as mine who will be the nominee.

Posted by: Denizan of Canuckistan at July 02, 2024 03:48 PM (b6D11)

495 The media is FILLY CLMPLICIT in the coverup of Biden's dementia, and has been for most of his term. With the exception of Fox News, ALL major media outlets have been aware of and have hidden the truth from the American people, and are now scrambling to pretend that the problem lies elsewhere with someone who has deceived them!

This reminds me of how many the big players in Nazi Germany who thought Hitler had been assassinated by a bomb, suddenly began executing subordinates who knew too much, when the news broke that Hitler had survived!!

THEY ARE ALL LIARS, and many are even TRAITORS who know the full extent of the Biden Crime Family's international influence-peddling to our enemies!

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at July 02, 2024 06:12 PM (fvaUq)

496 FULLY COMPLICIT, dammit!

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at July 02, 2024 06:13 PM (fvaUq)

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