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Saturday Overnight Open Thread (6/29/24)
A sardonic senior might say. . . As I’ve grown older, I’ve learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake. I’m responsible for what I say, not what you understand. Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it the most never use it. My tolerance for idiots is extremely low these days. I used to have some immunity built up, but obviously there's a new strain out there. It’s not my age that bothers me; it’s the side effects. I’m not saying I’m old and worn out, but I make sure I’m nowhere near the kerb on bin day. As I watch this generation try and rewrite our history, I'm sure of one thing: It will be misspelled and have no punctuation. Me, sobbing: "I can't see you anymore. . . I'm not going to let you hurt me again."
My Trainer: "It was one sit-up.” As I’ve got older, people think I’ve become lazy. The truth is I’m just being more energy efficient. I haven't done anything today. I've been in the Produce Department trying to open this stupid plastic bag. If you find yourself feeling useless, remember it took 20 years, trillions of dollars, and four presidents to replace the Taliban with the Taliban. Turns out that being a "senior" is mostly just googling how to do stuff. I want to be 18 again and ruin my life differently. I have new ideas. God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the world. Then he made the earth round. . and laughed and laughed and laughed. I'm on two diets. I wasn't getting enough food on one. I put my scales in the bathroom corner and that's where the little liar will stay until it apologizes. My mind is like an internet browser. At least 19 open tabs, 3 of them are frozen, and I have no clue where the music is coming from. Hard to believe I once had a phone attached to a wall, and when it rang, I picked it up without knowing who was calling. Apparently RSVPing to a wedding invitation "Maybe next time" isn't the correct response. She says I keep pushing her buttons. If that were true, I would have found mute by now. So you’ve been eating hot dogs and McChickens all your life, but you won’t take the vaccine because you don’t know what’s in it. Are you kidding me? Sometimes the Universe puts you in the same situation again to see if you’re still a dumb-ass. There is no such thing as a grouchy old person. The truth is that once you get old, you stop being polite and start being honest.
Greetings, Mis Hum ... There's a gentleman by the name of Mark Bland who posts dozens of REELS on Facebook which he obviously creates with his wife's input ... Not sure if any of the material is suitable for your AOC threads, but watching them should generate some chuckles ... I have a wonderful husband and all my children were boys so -- for the record -- I definitely am NOT a fan of "guys are dumb" stuff ... But I found myself appreciating this couple's unique method for sparking discussions, so decided to pass it along ... Below are two examples. Enjoy, ........(Name withheld to protect the innocent)
When your wife drives like a Nascar driver:
When you send men to the store:
Good stuff! Thank you protected H/T Contributor.
Just thinking out loud here. I wonder if Charlie Brown's Dildo has seen this documentary about his favorite all time band? And no, the Back Street Boys isn't his fav. But in his top 10.
The Rise and Fall of the Eighties’ Most Scandalous Pop Duo
New documentary tells the story of **********. It's more complicated than you'd think
JUNE 23--In an audacious and heartbreaking scheme, a pair of elderly Floridians were swindled out of $400,000 in gold bars by a phone fraudster who claimed that the victims were facing arrest due to illegal activity in their respective Amazon accounts, according to court records. Last month, a 78-year-old Jensen Beach resident called police to report that he had been bilked out of $154,000 after receiving a call from a man claiming to be an Amazon representative. After being told about purported fraud on his account, the victim was transferred to a “Brian Alba,” who said he was “an agent with the US Government and that based on the activity there were several warrants out for his arrest.”
Bugs Bunny is pissed!
Eastbound lanes of I-70 reopen after trailer carrying carrots catches fire
The fire was reported around 10:50 a.m. in the Floyd Hill area near U.S. 6 in Clear Creek County.
On this day: June 29, 1979 - Lowell George
American singer-songwriter, multi-instrumentalist and producer, Lowell George died of a heart attack. The Little Feat front man was found dead at the Key Bridge Marriott Hotel in Arlington, Virginia. George joined Zappa's Mothers of Invention as rhythm guitarist in 1968, played guitar on John Cale's 1973 album Paris 1919, Harry Nilsson's Son of Schmilsson album and Jackson Browne's The Pretender. via thisdayinmusic.com
Argument about the use of a taser leads us to tonight's: Genius Award Winner.
School resource officer accused of using Taser on Selma middle school teacher
Former school resource officer Dannya Tavarez is under investigation by the State Bureau of Investigation for allegations she assaulted a Selma teacher with a Taser.
BTW WTF is a "Resource officer"? Something like a human Dewey Decimal System?
Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Ace's Fine Cabinetry & Shelving, LLC.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Common Tater at June 29, 2024 09:12 PM (ldF7/)
Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at June 29, 2024 09:13 PM (v8FiY)
Posted by: Eromero at June 29, 2024 09:13 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 29, 2024 09:13 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 29, 2024 09:14 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Eromero at June 29, 2024 09:13 PM (LHPAg)
You can still go.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at June 29, 2024 09:15 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at June 29, 2024 09:16 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at June 29, 2024 09:16 PM (XMwZJ)
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at June 29, 2024 09:17 PM (XMwZJ)
Talked to someone about my kids and the bad decisions that they've made; they said, "I guess you'd do it right this time if you could do it all over again".
I said, "No, I'd make a bunch of new, and some of the same, mistakes"
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 29, 2024 09:17 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: All Hail Eris at June 29, 2024 09:18 PM (kpS4V)
Sorta like when my brother (4x married) told someone that his wife is his "current wife", LOL.
That got him in hot water, as she overheard.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 29, 2024 09:19 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Robert at June 29, 2024 09:19 PM (f2ldV)
*shakes cane*
Posted by: All Hail Eris at June 29, 2024 09:18 PM (kpS4V)
Shake it, baby, shake it!
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 29, 2024 09:19 PM (ynpvh)
My Trainer: "It was one sit-up
This hits a little close to home! 😂
Posted by: Piper at June 29, 2024 09:20 PM (pZEOD)
Something like that happened to an iBuddy of mine. Came home one day and the kitchen cabinet had fallen to the floor and its contents were shattered into millions of teeny tiny pieces.
Posted by: Robert at June 29, 2024 09:21 PM (f2ldV)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at June 29, 2024 09:22 PM (dZVON)
"Senior congressional Democrats, including Reps. Hakeem Jeffries of New York, Jim Clyburn of [SC] and Nancy Pelosi of California, have privately expressed concerns about his viability, said two sources apprised of those discussions, even as they all publicly back the president."
Quote
NBC News
@NBCNews·36m
President Joe Biden is expected to discuss the future of his re-election campaign with family on Sunday, following a nationally televised debate that left many fellow Democrats worried about his ability to beat former President Donald Trump.
https://x.com/NBCNews/status/1807213636823191574
"One Democratic House member who believes Biden should drop out of the race — but has yet to call for that publicly — told NBC News that three colleagues expressed the same sentiment to him during votes on the House floor Friday."
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at June 29, 2024 09:23 PM (9aVck)
Posted by: Piper at June 29, 2024 09:23 PM (pZEOD)
Posted by: All Hail Eris at June 29, 2024 09:25 PM (kpS4V)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at June 29, 2024 09:26 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 29, 2024 09:26 PM (CHHv1)
I would think it's someone who keeps the coffee fresh and bagels stocked in the breakroom.
Posted by: Robert at June 29, 2024 09:27 PM (f2ldV)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 29, 2024 09:27 PM (Ka3bZ)
Posted by: polynikes at June 29, 2024 09:17 PM (SHMXB)
A screenwriter will write scenes where you like a supporting character less and the main character more. That and the people who read the books and now how bad things are going to get, they get someone who says what they are thinking.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 29, 2024 09:27 PM (lhenN)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at June 29, 2024 09:28 PM (jrKun)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 29, 2024 09:28 PM (Ka3bZ)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 29, 2024 09:28 PM (uxCna)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 29, 2024 09:28 PM (uxCna)
The early timing of the debate supports that theory.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 29, 2024 09:29 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Piper at June 29, 2024 09:29 PM (pZEOD)
I Stand With Joe!
At least, until his nomination as the candidate for the Democratic Party is assured.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 29, 2024 09:30 PM (uxCna)
I get those sometimes, saying they're with the IRS or some other Gov't agency; I tell them to go ahead and arrest me.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 29, 2024 09:30 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 29, 2024 09:28 PM (uxCna)
I was talking about that idea with someone on Twitter. I was saying that if you're a democrat, and your plan involved making Donald Trump look better than he has ever looked in front of the entire country, well then you really didn't think through that plan very much at all, did you?
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 29, 2024 09:30 PM (S6gqv)
Eastbound lanes of I-70 reopen after trailer carrying carrots catches fire. The fire was reported around 10:50 a.m. in the Floyd Hill area near U.S. 6 in Clear Creek County.
Maybe it should've made that right turn at Albuquerque...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 29, 2024 09:31 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: TRex at June 29, 2024 09:31 PM (IQ6Gq)
Posted by: Piper
They're there to make only approved feelings are shared, and to prevent thinking.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 29, 2024 09:31 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: TRex at June 29, 2024 09:31 PM (IQ6Gq)
I guess they'll be missing from some chili pots.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 29, 2024 09:31 PM (ynpvh)
@NBCNews·36m
President Joe Biden is expected to discuss the future of his re-election campaign with family on Sunday, following a nationally televised debate that left many fellow Democrats worried about his ability to beat former President Donald Trump.
The editorial boards of both the Atlanta Journal Constitution and the Chicago Tribune both called on Biden to drop out today. That's after the NYT did so yesterday.
He's done.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 29, 2024 09:33 PM (LkLld)
I've seen that post-earthquake as well...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 29, 2024 09:33 PM (ynpvh)
It would be interesting to know who in the DNC pushed for an early debate.
Of course, a problem with that theory is that there is no obvious replacement.
Kamala? Please.
Hillary? Please.
Newsom? Straight white male.
Moochelle? Doesn't want the job.
Whitmer, et. al? Who?
Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 29, 2024 09:33 PM (uxCna)
Posted by: Piper at June 29, 2024 09:29 PM (pZEOD)
When Democrats set out to Save Our Precious Democracy there are no rules, guideline, or ethical boundaries that concern them because they know they will get a pass from the Uni-Party sleaze bags!!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at June 29, 2024 09:34 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Eromero at June 29, 2024 09:34 PM (LHPAg)
>>I was saying that if you're a democrat, and your plan involved making Donald Trump look better than he has ever looked in front of the entire country, well then you really didn't think through that plan very much at all, did you?
I truly believe they thought they could muscle The Meat Puppet through it and that Trump would act like a lunatic and also the moderators would put their thumbs on the scales.
The wild card they didn't expect is that Trump would be well behaved and disciplined, which he was.
It was easily his best debate performance, ever.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 29, 2024 09:34 PM (XV/Pl)
@NBCNews·36m
President Joe Biden is expected to discuss the future of his re-election campaign with family on Sunday, following a nationally televised debate that left many fellow Democrats worried about his ability to beat former President Donald Trump.
The editorial boards of both the Atlanta Journal Constitution and the Chicago Tribune both called on Biden to drop out today. That's after the NYT did so yesterday.
He's done.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 29, 2024 09:33 PM (LkLld)
I'd like to see Hillary suicide Newsom so she can run...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 29, 2024 09:34 PM (ynpvh)
Next time they'll use a stud finder.
Yay, Bartender and Mixologist Day ONT!
Posted by: Blanco Basura
Then I better go shake something up.....
Posted by: mikeski at June 29, 2024 09:35 PM (DgGvY)
Always just assumed they were going to pull the ole switcharoo at the opportune time. Is that what is happening here? Is this an opportune time? Beats me.
Note Hur said in 23 he was too far gone to prosecute or be held responsible. That might have been a good time. He’s got to step down if you think about it from certain perspective. He isn’t fit to run for re-election, how is he fit to be president?
Leftists of course are being brought up to speed just why exactly it is candidates and funds aren t interchangeable meatsticks.
Posted by: Common Tater at June 29, 2024 09:35 PM (ldF7/)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 29, 2024 09:36 PM (ynpvh)
In all seriousness, I think that Biden will cling to the fact that there is a very high likelihood that Trump goes to prison in twelve days.
I'm sure that he (and Jill & Hunter) thinks that will turn things absolutely around.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 29, 2024 09:36 PM (uxCna)
Posted by: tankdemon at June 29, 2024 09:37 PM (7WYtN)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 29, 2024 09:37 PM (63Dwl)
>>I was saying that if you're a democrat, and your plan involved making Donald Trump look better than he has ever looked in front of the entire country, well then you really didn't think through that plan very much at all, did you?
I truly believe they thought they could muscle The Meat Puppet through it and that Trump would act like a lunatic and also the moderators would put their thumbs on the scales.
The wild card they didn't expect is that Trump would be well behaved and disciplined, which he was.
It was easily his best debate performance, ever.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 29, 2024 09:34 PM (XV/Pl)
Well, it was elder abuse.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 29, 2024 09:37 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: JackStraw at June 29, 2024 09:37 PM (LkLld)
Posted by: Piper
What the Democrat power brokers want, called "Our Precious Democracy," is good.
What the people want, called "Populism," is bad.
Posted by: mikeski at June 29, 2024 09:37 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: tankdemon at June 29, 2024 09:37 PM (7WYtN)
I hate when that happens.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 29, 2024 09:38 PM (ynpvh)
Cabinets have to be screwed into studs through the main frame. Not through the 3/16 inch backing boards into drywall.
Posted by: Reforger at June 29, 2024 09:38 PM (xcIvR)
Posted by: tankdemon at June 29, 2024 09:37 PM (7WYtN)
I hate when that happens.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 29, 2024 09:38 PM (ynpvh)
Although I've never heard a MIL called that before.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 29, 2024 09:38 PM (ynpvh)
"Plane toting ‘BI-DONE!’ sign soars over Biden’s star-studded Hamptons fundraiser"
Dr.Jill has one of her upholstery dresses on.
Posted by: Tuna at June 29, 2024 09:38 PM (oaGWv)
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 29, 2024 09:38 PM (S6gqv)
Lack of an audience means that Trump couldn't be set off by a partisan crowd, and meant that Biden didn't have the audience cues about when to stop talking.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 29, 2024 09:39 PM (uxCna)
They can't nominate her and they can't just dump her.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 29, 2024 09:37 PM (LkLld)
I dumped in her...
Posted by: Zombie Willie Brown at June 29, 2024 09:39 PM (ynpvh)
They can't nominate her and they can't just dump her.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 29, 2024 09:37 PM (LkLld)
I have a solution.
Posted by: Cankles at June 29, 2024 09:40 PM (6if7h)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 29, 2024 09:40 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Common Tater at June 29, 2024 09:40 PM (ldF7/)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 29, 2024 09:40 PM (63Dwl)
Punchline: all the hotdogs taste like S**t.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 29, 2024 09:41 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent
A nigh-immortal space alien, I think.
Posted by: mikeski at June 29, 2024 09:41 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 29, 2024 09:41 PM (rJ7Hd)
Can she be convinced, especially if Obama is telling her she just has to be a figured head? If you don’t run, Trump wins and we are all going to die? I say she runs.
And that is very scary indeed.
Posted by: Piper at June 29, 2024 09:41 PM (pZEOD)
*shakes cane*
Posted by: All Hail Eris at June 29, 2024 09:18 PM (kpS4V)
Ya know, I can delete this thread faster than Joe can say we beat medicare
Posted by: Corgi at June 29, 2024 09:41 PM (QXQ4l)
Can't imagine that she is in any better shape now.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 29, 2024 09:41 PM (uxCna)
The reason Kamala will not drop out - the prize of being First Female President is better than anything anyone can ever offer her. And she's too stupid to believe any threats or listen to anyone else's plans. No White man or woman is going to replace her on the ticket, she will raise holy Rayciss!!! hell on anyone who tries.
and that means all the challengers are out.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 29, 2024 09:42 PM (S6gqv)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 29, 2024 09:42 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Ben Had at June 29, 2024 09:43 PM (uRE6U)
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 29, 2024 09:38 PM (S6gqv)
Just have the JEF tell Biden he's in his second term and he cant be POTUS anymore.
Posted by: Corgi at June 29, 2024 09:43 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 29, 2024 09:43 PM (S6gqv)
He was good against Hillary cause she's a nasty bitch.
Michelle would be too nice for Trump to do anything about her.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 29, 2024 09:43 PM (q7hip)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 29, 2024 09:43 PM (63Dwl)
And that is very scary indeed.
Yep - the AWFL's love her, and she could campaign via soft-focus interviews and appearances before selected adoring crowds.
She is a threat.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 29, 2024 09:44 PM (uxCna)
Can't imagine that she is in any better shape now.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 29, 2024 09:41 PM (uxCna)
She's as big as Verucca Salt wearing a mumu. It'd be tough to throw her like dead meat into a van. She also exhibits certain physical traits reminiscent of certain neuro-degenerative diseases. Not that you'd ever know, as the press is more interested in demonizing Trump and carrying the Left's water.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 29, 2024 09:44 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Ben Had at June 29, 2024 09:43 PM (uRE6U)
I believe the Democrat Party has collectively decided to let Joe and Kamala run a Thelma and Louise campaign, and for them both to sail off the cliff forever, laughing and cackling as they go.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 29, 2024 09:44 PM (S6gqv)
It will be Newsom.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 29, 2024 09:45 PM (q7hip)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at June 29, 2024 09:45 PM (QXQ4l)
Michelle would be too nice for Trump to do anything about her.
Michelle is also quite a nasty bitch, but they can suppress that until Election Day.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 29, 2024 09:45 PM (uxCna)
Posted by: Piper at June 29, 2024 09:45 PM (pZEOD)
https://youtu.be/uRx98fhIadE
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 29, 2024 09:45 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: AlaBAMA
Her 'nice' is fake. That resting bitch face she has would stop resting if pushed. I'm willing to bet she's a snarling, miserable, bitch when the cameras aren't trained on her.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at June 29, 2024 09:46 PM (jrKun)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 29, 2024 09:43 PM (q7hip)
You know nothing about Moochelle if you think that. Nasty, bitter, vindictive hard core racist bitch. She doesn't speak at all in public because it's almost impossible for her to hide it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 29, 2024 09:46 PM (S6gqv)
Posted by: Piper at June 29, 2024 09:46 PM (pZEOD)
Reminds me of a line from Abbot and Costello Meet Frankenstein
Costello- I'm a union man, I work 16 hours a day.
McDougal- Union men only work eight hours a day.
Costello- I belong to two unions.
Typical Mandela Effect warnings apply, it might have been some other character than McDougal that Lou was talking to, and it might have been some other Abbot and Costello flick that the line comes from, though that's doubtful because Abbot and Costello Meet Frankenstein is the only of their ouvre that I remember viewing. (The title is a bit of a misnomer, be cause they meet Frankenstein's monter, not the scientist himself.) I think I am now out of tangents.
Posted by: tankdemon at June 29, 2024 09:46 PM (7WYtN)
https://www.removepaywall.com/
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at June 29, 2024 09:46 PM (QXQ4l)
>>Can she be convinced, especially if Obama is telling her she just has to be a figured head? If you don’t run, Trump wins and we are all going to die? I say she runs.
>>And that is very scary indeed.
I think her popularity for elected office is wildly overblown. The woman has never held a real job let alone run for office. Yea, she gets big applause for speaking on the rubber chicken circuit where she is completely inconsequential but she's never really faced on scrutiny or had any real responsibilities.
The country has a lot of serious problems and I don't think all that many people are just waiting for the angry black woman who's never had a job to come and fix everything.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 29, 2024 09:46 PM (LkLld)
I think unless he's physically incapacitated, he's going to be the candidate.
The Donks are simply going to rely on their national ballot harvesting, vote fabrication machine.
We're only talking about getting less than 100k votes in about 5 states.
It's going to take divine providence for Trump to win.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 29, 2024 09:47 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 29, 2024 09:47 PM (uxCna)
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at June 29, 2024 09:47 PM (pIfcn)
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 29, 2024 09:47 PM (S6gqv)
Posted by: AlaBAMA
Her 'nice' is fake. That resting bitch face she has would stop resting if pushed. I'm willing to bet she's a snarling, miserable, bitch when the cameras aren't trained on her.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at June 29, 2024 09:46 PM (jrKun)
Her spawn have the same rabid bitch look
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at June 29, 2024 09:47 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: Common Tater at June 29, 2024 09:47 PM (ldF7/)
Posted by: Piper at June 29, 2024 09:45 PM (pZEOD)
You talk like there’s some kind of rules or something. Have you seen a bastitbaw game lately?
Posted by: Eromero at June 29, 2024 09:48 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 29, 2024 09:47 PM (uxCna)
Depends what is most advantageous for them; if it gets Trump killed, they'd probably do it, and we'd end up with a Cuck-servative candidate.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 29, 2024 09:48 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Mark1971 at June 29, 2024 09:48 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: Common Tater at June 29, 2024 09:47 PM (ldF7/)
Be careful of the line.
I think you all know what is and isn't acceptable
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at June 29, 2024 09:48 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: Common Tater at June 29, 2024 09:47 PM (ldF7/)
"Hey Joe, lets take that trip to Canada..."
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 29, 2024 09:49 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Tom Servo at June
Between the hours of 10a and 4P with a noon siesta.
Posted by: Piper at June 29, 2024 09:49 PM (pZEOD)
Her book sold 14 million copies. She is popular in a way that Biden and Kamala are not.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 29, 2024 09:49 PM (uxCna)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 29, 2024 09:38 PM (ynpvh)
Nope, my MIL is rather tolerable, almost pleasant to hang out with, despite her disapproval of alcohol.
Posted by: tankdemon at June 29, 2024 09:49 PM (7WYtN)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 29, 2024 09:47 PM (uxCna)
Depends what is most advantageous for them; if it gets Trump killed, they'd probably do it, and we'd end up with a Cuck-servative candidate.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 29, 2024 09:48 PM (ynpvh)
Miss me yet?
Posted by: Nimarata Nikki Randhawa at June 29, 2024 09:49 PM (QXQ4l)
Hillary couldn't hide her nasty bitch attitude from anyone. That's why everyone hates her. Her contempt for the world is written in the canyon deep wrinkles on her face.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 29, 2024 09:49 PM (q7hip)
Posted by: huerfano at June 29, 2024 09:50 PM (VGOMa)
>>What happens in Merchan's courtroom on July 11th is likely to completely upend the campaign a second time, with unpredictable effects.
Yep, you don't saddle someone with 136 years worth of felonies to then give them a tap on the wrist and probation.
He's more than likely going to be sentenced to 7 to 13.5 years.
So, yeah, the annals of history will probably get another entry in two weeks.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 29, 2024 09:50 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 29, 2024 09:47 PM (uxCna)
Depends what is most advantageous for them; if it gets Trump killed, they'd probably do it, and we'd end up with a Cuck-servative candidate.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 29, 2024 09:48 PM (ynpvh)
Miss me yet?
Posted by: Nimarata Nikki Randhawa at June 29, 2024 09:49 PM (QXQ4l)
If she offers to do it doggie-style, don't accept.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 29, 2024 09:50 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Mark1971 at June 29, 2024 09:48 PM (xPl2J)
He'd have the Never Biden crowd locked up.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 29, 2024 09:50 PM (q7hip)
innit?
&now rly, rly, rly g'night!
(innit?)
lol
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at June 29, 2024 09:51 PM (tQtDb)
Bertram try this.
https://www.removepaywall.com/
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
That takes me to removepaywall site but I don't have the Bloomberg url to past into the box.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 29, 2024 09:52 PM (63Dwl)
Her book sold 14 million copies. She is popular in a way that Biden and Kamala are not.
Posted by: The ARC of History!
(puts on tin foil hat) How many of those books were bought by actual readers?
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at June 29, 2024 09:52 PM (jrKun)
And how many of those 14 were actual people?
Money laundering using book sales is a time honored traction with Democrats. Biden got $8 million for his book.
The Democrats are facing a public that now knows they have been lied to about Joe for a very long time. Running out a woman, and I'll say this again, has never held a real job is not a great way to earn back people's trust.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 29, 2024 09:53 PM (LkLld)
Thank you Mis Hum
Greetings everyone! see you later after I read content and comments..
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at June 29, 2024 09:53 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at June 29, 2024 09:22 PM (dZVON)
I'll drink to that!
Posted by: tankdemon at June 29, 2024 09:53 PM (7WYtN)
Posted by: Common Tater at June 29, 2024 09:53 PM (ldF7/)
Posted by: Braenyard at June 29, 2024 09:54 PM (0b3lL)
Stryper - End Of Days
https://youtu.be/MsXwBgaZbl4
Posted by: Robert at June 29, 2024 09:54 PM (f2ldV)
Posted by: Piper at June 29, 2024 09:54 PM (pZEOD)
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 29, 2024 09:54 PM (S6gqv)
Again, the AWFLs absolutely love her.
I bet half the coffee tables in Scarsdale and Marin County had a copy of Michelle's book on them at some point.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 29, 2024 09:54 PM (uxCna)
Her book sold 14 million copies. She is popular in a way that Biden and Kamala are not.
Posted by: The ARC of History!
Who bought it?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 29, 2024 09:54 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 29, 2024 09:55 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 29, 2024 09:55 PM (klJTj)
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 29, 2024 09:55 PM (S6gqv)
Posted by: Common Tater at June 29, 2024 09:53 PM (ldF7/)
I knew where you were coming from.
Unfortunately there are those who don't and will crap on Ace's living room carpet.
Posted by: Nimarata Nikki Randhawa at June 29, 2024 09:55 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: Don Black at June 29, 2024 09:56 PM (/7KEl)
That could change.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 29, 2024 09:56 PM (uxCna)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 29, 2024 09:56 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: The ARC of History!
Who bought it?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr
What do you think was used as ballast for the Gaza pier?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 29, 2024 09:56 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 29, 2024 09:58 PM (1Nxff)
What was his reply?
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at June 29, 2024 09:58 PM (O7YUW)
Posted by: ALH at June 29, 2024 09:58 PM (xJEPL)
Posted by: The Paolo at June 29, 2024 09:58 PM (WXNFJ)
I think the scales one is also a Britishism. Uses "scales" plural but then refers to it in the singular (the little liar).
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous
But they used presidents and dollars.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 29, 2024 09:58 PM (63Dwl)
>>That could change.
Z-Man and Putin are probably divvying up all of the mulah the West is showering into the "War."
Probably kicking back, sipping Pina Coladas and laughing their asses off.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 29, 2024 09:58 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 29, 2024 09:58 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: The ARC of History!
Who bought it?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr
What do you think was used as ballast for the Gaza pier?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 29, 2024 09:56 PM (VNX3d)
No shit?
Posted by: Zombie Speaker Jim Wright at June 29, 2024 09:58 PM (QXQ4l)
Life comes at you fast.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 29, 2024 09:59 PM (LkLld)
Michelle's book:
A brilliant, accomplished woman sacrifices herself so her husband can succeed.
Absolute catnip for the AWFLs.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 29, 2024 09:59 PM (uxCna)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 29, 2024 09:59 PM (q7hip)
Posted by: Braenyard at June 29, 2024 09:54 PM (0b3lL)
It is not very considerate to be tardy.
Posted by: tankdemon at June 29, 2024 10:00 PM (7WYtN)
Posted by: Everyday Rockets at June 29, 2024 10:00 PM (qUkBO)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 29, 2024 09:58 PM (0eaVi)
Nope, but I did do my ortho exercises and walked over 1/2 mile today.
I gave the movie thread 2 hours.
I'm waiting to be fired to collect that sweet funemployment check.
Oh that's right, slaves don't get fired.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at June 29, 2024 10:00 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 29, 2024 10:00 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 29, 2024 10:00 PM (1Nxff)
Clownworld response: FoLlOwInG tHoSe LaWs Is An AtTaCk On DeMoCrAcY!
Posted by: Everyday Rockets at June 29, 2024 10:02 PM (qUkBO)
Posted by: JackStraw
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Buddy's wife thinks Kanela would pull in a lot of extra women voters, she also thinks Mike could win. There's always 33% bat shit nutz in any population.
Posted by: Braenyard at June 29, 2024 10:02 PM (0b3lL)
Posted by: ALH at June 29, 2024 10:02 PM (xJEPL)
Oh that's right, slaves don't get fired.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at June 29, 2024 10:00 PM (QXQ4l)
You have our eternal gratitude for all your hard work, brother. That and 50 cents will get you a cup of joe.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 29, 2024 10:03 PM (q7hip)
Posted by: Braenyard at June 29, 2024 10:03 PM (0b3lL)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 29, 2024 10:03 PM (q7hip)
Where the hell do you find a 50cent cup of joe anymore?
And if it is 50cent, is it worth drinking?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at June 29, 2024 10:04 PM (QXQ4l)
Meanwhile, a heavy rainstorm moved in, dropping temps from >100℉ to almost 70℉. Sweet relief!
Howdy, y'all. It's just now 9pm cdst. How can there be >130 comments already? MisHum cheating again?
Posted by: mindful webworker's beads of sweat lost in the rain at June 29, 2024 10:04 PM (WoU8W)
The biggest issue the country faces is that Liberals ARE STUPID AND MEAN to STAY THAT WAY.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 29, 2024 10:04 PM (CHHv1)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 29, 2024 10:04 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310
I'll drink to that!
Posted by: tankdemon
Aviation:
2 oz gin
3/4 oz lemon juice
2 tsp maraschino liqueur
1 tsp creme de violette
Shake with ice, serve in a cocktail glass.
Garnish with a maraschino cherry if you want one. The good kind, not the day-glo fruitcake kind.
Posted by: mikeski is enjoying one now at June 29, 2024 10:05 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
----------------------------
I didn't buy his book either.
Posted by: Braenyard - free postage and check kiting down the hall at June 29, 2024 10:05 PM (0b3lL)
Posted by: ALH at June 29, 2024 10:05 PM (xJEPL)
Hillary got those same women.
There are also a lot of men who find her repulsive. James Carville is freak but he's been a rant lately saying the Democrat Party is committing suicide by having to many preachy, angry women leading their messaging.
That would be Mike.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 29, 2024 10:06 PM (LkLld)
Posted by: ALH at June 29, 2024 10:05 PM (xJEPL)
Yeah, about that . . .
Posted by: Abe, the vampire killer at June 29, 2024 10:06 PM (6gW4D)
Defensive statements, in case it turns out that they are stuck with Biden.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 29, 2024 10:06 PM (uxCna)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at June 29, 2024 10:00 PM (QXQ4l)
You're doing a great job! That's why we always come back.
Posted by: ALH at June 29, 2024 10:07 PM (xJEPL)
Posted by: mindful webworker's beads of sweat lost in the rain
-----------------------------
These beasts slipped it on us.
Posted by: Braenyard - free postage and check kiting down the hall at June 29, 2024 10:07 PM (0b3lL)
Fortunately, Harris has all that experience as Border Czar, so she can now fix our illegal immigration problems. Oh, wait...
Posted by: Everyday Rockets at June 29, 2024 10:07 PM (qUkBO)
From 10am to 4pm, Biden is dependably engaged — and many of his public events in front of cameras are held within those hours.
Outside of that time range or while traveling abroad, Biden is more likely to have verbal miscues and become fatigued, aides told Axios.
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 29, 2024 10:08 PM (ENQN6)
Posted by: mindful webworker's beads of sweat lost in the rain at June 29, 2024 10:04 PM (WoU8W)
MisHum never cheats, he just puts in effort beyond what is authorized by the rulebook.
Posted by: tankdemon at June 29, 2024 10:08 PM (7WYtN)
Posted by: JB1000 at June 29, 2024 10:08 PM (VQp0k)
Great joke, with lotsa truth.
Top photo is hilarious. What some folks won't do to ignore bad weather...
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at June 29, 2024 10:08 PM (U3L4U)
https://youtu.be/MsXwBgaZbl4
Posted by: Robert at June 29, 2024 09:54 PM (f2ldV)
Why do they do all their song in the key of suck?
As horrible as their first album and I was at the release concert for that.
Free for a reason.
Posted by: Reforger at June 29, 2024 10:08 PM (xcIvR)
Posted by: Some Rat at June 29, 2024 10:08 PM (vJiyU)
A University of Chicago law student:
okay i’m only going to say this once but i think three things are true
1) biden should step aside
2) only kamala can replace him
3) if he refuses we are stuck with him, and it is the solemn and sacred duty of every single breathing democrat to pretend the emperor is clothed
Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 29, 2024 10:08 PM (uxCna)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at June 29, 2024 10:09 PM (U3L4U)
_ever resentful and bitchy www.npr.org
It couldn't roar into space could it? No, rumbled, rattled, shuffled it's way through the speed of sound through the ionosphere into outer space. Into outer space; the most powerful, the largest, the most capable rocket on earth rumbled.
May President Donald J. Trump defund you.
Posted by: Braenyard - free postage and check kiting down the hall at June 29, 2024 10:09 PM (0b3lL)
Posted by: tankdemon
-----------------
I didn't hear the bell.
Posted by: Braenyard - at June 29, 2024 10:10 PM (0b3lL)
Her book sold 14 million copies. She is popular in a way that Biden and Kamala are not.
Posted by: The ARC of History!
(puts on tin foil hat) How many of those books were bought by actual readers?
Posted by: Puddleglum
The Venn diagram of "people who think Big Mike could be President" and "people who can read" looks like boobs. With ample cleavage.
Posted by: mikeski at June 29, 2024 10:11 PM (DgGvY)
Absolute catnip for the AWFLs.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at June
Oh the sacrifice, her life practically ruined now that they are multimillionaires.
Posted by: Piper at June 29, 2024 10:11 PM (pZEOD)
Posted by: chris+opher at June 29, 2024 10:11 PM (dSco/)
The first time Kamala ran for attorney general in California, she nearly lost. (She won by 0.8%.)
Democrats don't lose statewide elections in California.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 29, 2024 10:11 PM (uxCna)
Posted by: tankdemon
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I didn't hear the bell.
Posted by: Braenyard - at June 29, 2024 10:10 PM (0b3lL)
I don't feel tardy. I think the clock is slow.
Posted by: David Lee Roth at June 29, 2024 10:11 PM (6gW4D)
Posted by: Some Rat at June 29, 2024 10:12 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: ALH at June 29, 2024 10:12 PM (xJEPL)
the tv show, 'The Office'...
there's an episode where Jim is going to 'visit Pam, maybe put up some shelves'
is that where the 'shelves' meme comes from?
Posted by: Don Black at June 29, 2024 10:12 PM (/7KEl)
Posted by: Some Rat at June 29, 2024 10:13 PM (vJiyU)
"Elon Musk's giant Starship rocket rumbles into space once more"
_ever resentful and bitchy www.npr.org
It couldn't roar into space could it? No, rumbled, rattled, shuffled it's way through the speed of sound through the ionosphere into outer space. Into outer space; the most powerful, the largest, the most capable rocket on earth rumbled.
May President Donald J. Trump defund you.
Posted by: Braenyard
President Newsom will make Musk install a muffler on his rockets.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 29, 2024 10:13 PM (63Dwl)
A University of Chicago law student:
okay i’m only going to say this once but i think three things are true
1) biden should step aside
2) only kamala can replace him
3) if he refuses we are stuck with him, and it is the solemn and sacred duty of every single breathing democrat to pretend the emperor is clothed
Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 29, 2024 10:08 PM (uxCna)
A transplant to the area had a Biden/Harris sign up in his yard and bumper sticker on his rice burner. Those have been replaced with Tammy Carpet Muncher Baldwin sign/stickers.
Yet if MushHead is the candidate he willl vote for him.
Sad.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at June 29, 2024 10:13 PM (QXQ4l)
==
sure , why not. they told him to step aside, but he persisted. these people are capable of anything. deep state is pretty deep, and it like to win.
Posted by: runner at June 29, 2024 10:13 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: mindful webworker
An ONT is never late. Nor is it early. It is posted exactly when it means to be.
Posted by: mikeski at June 29, 2024 10:13 PM (DgGvY)
the tv show, 'The Office'...
there's an episode where Jim is going to 'visit Pam, maybe put up some shelves'
is that where the 'shelves' meme comes from?
Posted by: Don Black at June 29, 2024 10:12 PM (/7KEl
Here? Shelves are the nemesis of Ace. He's not very handy. Things falls.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 29, 2024 10:14 PM (q7hip)
Posted by: Some Rat at June 29, 2024 10:13 PM (vJiyU)
***SNORT-SNORT***
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at June 29, 2024 10:14 PM (QXQ4l)
If Biden drops out, they are stuck with Harris, who they'll now have to pair with a white male for "stability," probably Newsom
__________
Can't. Both from the same state.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 29, 2024 10:14 PM (1Nxff)
Posted by: Some Rat at June 29, 2024 10:13 PM (vJiyU)
Do you still have snow, MisHum?
Posted by: ALH at June 29, 2024 10:15 PM (xJEPL)
is that where the 'shelves' meme comes from?
Posted by: Don Black
The meme here?
Ace was putting up some shelves, and having difficulty.
He admitted after the fact that he was driving screws with a cordless drill set in reverse.....
Posted by: mikeski at June 29, 2024 10:15 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Some Rat
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Correct. However, if correctly torqued they can take more stress than they are rated for.
Posted by: Braenyard - at June 29, 2024 10:16 PM (0b3lL)
Posted by: mikeski at June 29, 2024 10:16 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Some Rat at June 29, 2024 10:13 PM (vJiyU)
Do you still have snow, MisHum?
Posted by: ALH at June 29, 2024 10:15 PM (xJEPL)
Oh you are so funny my little GA Peach.
We haven't had snow for going on 3 months now.
And we haven't had any frost since Memorial Day Weekend.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at June 29, 2024 10:16 PM (QXQ4l)
__________
Can't. Both from the same state.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
As if residency/citizenship rules matter.
-- JEF
Posted by: Tonypete at June 29, 2024 10:16 PM (WXNFJ)
Ace was putting up some shelves, and having difficulty.
He admitted after the fact that he was driving screws with a cordless drill set in reverse.....
Posted by: mikeski at June 29, 2024 10:15 PM (DgGvY)
Ace is never gonna live down those shelves, is he?
Evening, 'ettes and 'rons, and thanks Mis Hum for the additions to my one-liner file.
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at June 29, 2024 10:17 PM (v23vE)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at June 29, 2024 10:18 PM (mH6SG)
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at June 29, 2024 10:18 PM (v23vE)
The media has been covering for Biden his entire career. Without them he would never have gotten this far. He'll get destroyed in November and take down members of Congress with him.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 29, 2024 10:19 PM (LkLld)
Termites.
At least half the kitchen (cabinets, granite countertop, sink...) is gonna have to come out, to tear into the West facing back wall.
And I'm gonna have to get a termite sniffing dog in the whole house to discover how far they've progressed.
Good luck me, getting this done and put back right, before Corsicana!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 29, 2024 10:19 PM (e6UQI)
I gave the movie thread 2 hours.
I'm waiting to be fired to collect that sweet funemployment check.
Oh that's right, slaves don't get fired.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at June 29, 2024 10:00 PM (QXQ4l)
Might get a severance check. Then milk UI, then apply for Medicaid.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 29, 2024 10:20 PM (0eaVi)
-- JEF
Posted by: Tonypete at June 29, 2024 10:16 PM (WXNFJ)
Come on man, we're saving Democracy here!
We can't let mere rules get in the way of that!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at June 29, 2024 10:20 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: mikeski
Do not use a 3/8ths bit for pre-drilling wood screw holes.
Posted by: Some Rat at June 29, 2024 10:20 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at June 29, 2024 10:18 PM (v23vE
Bet you can't do that again.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 29, 2024 10:20 PM (q7hip)
They can't just turn around now and say "Just kidding".
_________
Sure they can. If you don't like their principles they have others.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 29, 2024 10:20 PM (1Nxff)
Termites.
At least half the kitchen (cabinets, granite countertop, sink...) is gonna have to come out, to tear into the West facing back wall.
And I'm gonna have to get a termite sniffing dog in the whole house to discover how far they've progressed.
Good luck me, getting this done and put back right, before Corsicana!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 29, 2024 10:19 PM (e6UQI)
Damn, sir. Hope the doggos don't find much more.
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at June 29, 2024 10:21 PM (v23vE)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 29, 2024 10:19 PM (e6UQI)
Sorry to hear that Jim.
That really sucks.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at June 29, 2024 10:21 PM (QXQ4l)
Things'll be a little more obvious this time than last time, because they'd rather the serfs feel like they still have a say in their president. But ceding the presidency isn't on the decision tree.
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at June 29, 2024 10:22 PM (S2Hzo)
with themselves - the Electors
NOT 'with each other', the 2 candidates
Posted by: Don Black at June 29, 2024 10:23 PM (/7KEl)
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at June 29, 2024 10:18 PM (v23vE
Bet you can't do that again.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 29, 2024 10:20 PM (q7hip)
... patiently waits for the next thread ...
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at June 29, 2024 10:23 PM (v23vE)
Then there's no reason to replace Joe.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 29, 2024 10:24 PM (LkLld)
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim
Are they going to have to "tent" the house and do the poison the whole shebang?
Cause if so, wow.
Posted by: Some Rat at June 29, 2024 10:24 PM (vJiyU)
OVER 5 MILLION LBS OF THRUST
HUGHES JUPITER 3 MISSION
On Friday, July 28 at 11:04 p.m. ET, Falcon Heavy launched the Hughes JUPITER 3 mission to a geosynchronous transfer orbit from Launch Complex 39A (LC-39A) at Kennedy Space Center in Florida.
Posted by: Braenyard - at June 29, 2024 10:25 PM (0b3lL)
But then media said he was fit enough to be President. No need for the 25th Amendment.
Now they are saying he's not fit for office. So..will they pull out the 25th to stop Trump?
I bet they barely slow down the bus as they run Joe over.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 29, 2024 10:25 PM (q7hip)
I have a feeling that American political history will be divided into pre-7/11/2024 and post-7/11/2024.
We'll become the Late Roman Republic, where the rulers don't dare give up power to the opposition, because they will be imprisoned if they do.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 29, 2024 10:25 PM (uxCna)
Posted by: ALH at June 29, 2024 10:25 PM (xJEPL)
I would think he'd be wailing like a mashed cat.
Posted by: Some Rat at June 29, 2024 10:27 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at June 29, 2024 10:28 PM (qZEuM)
-- JEF
Posted by: Tonypete
-------------------------------
There are no rules.
Gruesome gets elected I'm moving to whatever country Musk buys.
Posted by: Braenyard - at June 29, 2024 10:28 PM (0b3lL)
I would think he'd be wailing like a mashed cat.
Posted by: Some Rat at June 29, 2024 10:27 PM (vJiyU)
Any replacement for Biden would be another Obama puppet. Barry's not giving up his 4th term without a fight.
Posted by: ALH at June 29, 2024 10:28 PM (xJEPL)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 29, 2024 10:29 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at June 29, 2024 10:31 PM (qZEuM)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 29, 2024 10:31 PM (q7hip)
Posted by: Sicilian Democratic Party Consigliere at June 29, 2024 10:31 PM (6gW4D)
'which I am not wishing on even him.'
Neither am I. At least until the day after election day.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at June 29, 2024 10:31 PM (roH4R)
Reality check:
@JoeBiden is the nominee of the Democratic Party, nominated by voters in primaries across the country. Unless the @POTUS, himself, decides to quit--which he won't--that issue is settled.
The discussion that is going on now was timely a year ago, when few wanted to have it.
It's largely irrelevant today.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 29, 2024 10:32 PM (uxCna)
I've always been a proponent of the conservation of energy.
Also watched a bit of the US Olympic Trials on NBC TV. This is their logo. Not sure what that is about.
https://tinyurl.com/h5d42yyz
Also watched the number 3 semifinal for the men's 400 meter finals in the trials. Not sure about that either.
Posted by: Javems at June 29, 2024 10:33 PM (8I4hW)
The name of the Democratic nominee is strictly on a need-to-know basis. Revealing it might jeopardize valuable intelligence assets.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 29, 2024 10:33 PM (1Nxff)
203 Nope, but I did do my ortho exercises and walked over 1/2 mile today.
I looked at the standing exercises chart on the fridge door. Then got another beer.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at June 29, 2024 10:33 PM (qXnAE)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 29, 2024 10:33 PM (Ka3bZ)
'but she's never really faced on scrutiny or had any real responsibilities.'
So you're claiming that there's a level of competence so low that the democrats won't ignore or excuse it if the person is black?
Posted by: Dr. Claw at June 29, 2024 10:34 PM (roH4R)
Heritage Foundation is preparing legal challenges.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 29, 2024 10:34 PM (q7hip)
Posted by: Some Rat at June 29, 2024 10:24 PM (vJiyU)
Gotta discover first, if they're Dry Wood Termites, or Sub-Terranean Termites. Different bugs, different treatments.
Either way, looks like I know what my next "project" is gonna be. I'll hire the pesticide pros to pesticide. But all the carpentry, sheetrock, finish and paint, is gonna be me.
I might not be getting Too Old For This Shit. But I sure as fuck am Too GROUCHY for it, now!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 29, 2024 10:34 PM (e6UQI)
The discussion that is going on now was timely a year ago, when few wanted to have it.
It's largely irrelevant today.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 29, 2024 10:32 PM (uxCna)
__________
Next week, it will be forbidden.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 29, 2024 10:35 PM (1Nxff)
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he could resign the Presidency
Kamala becomes President
picks a running mate
Posted by: Don Black at June 29, 2024 10:35 PM (/7KEl)
NOT 'with each other', the 2 candidates
Correct. So the CA electors could cast their votes for Harris for P but not for Newsom for VP (or vice versa). Meaning that the Harris/Newsom ticket would need to win nationally with a margin of at least however many electoral votes CA represents. I suppose in theory we could wind up with a President Harris and a Vice President Burgum. Which could be hilarious.
Posted by: Oddbob at June 29, 2024 10:35 PM (/y8xj)
Posted by: lin-duh at June 29, 2024 10:35 PM (PZo5T)
It would be interesting to know who in the DNC pushed for an early debate.
Of course, a problem with that theory is that there is no obvious replacement.
Kamala? Please.
Hillary? Please.
Newsom? Straight white male.
Moochelle? Doesn't want the job.
Whitmer, et. al? Who?
Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 29, 2024 09:33 PM (uxCna)
It does, but I still say that Biden isn't going anywhere. For instance, what happens to all the money he's raised so far? I believe that it can only go to the VP. I also think that there are at least two states where it's too late to take Biden off the ballot.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at June 29, 2024 10:35 PM (8OtjS)
Even if he were to withdraw, the window is closed.
Between now and August it becomes impossible in a number of other states.
Also the delegates are pledged to Biden on the first ballot unless the rules committee changes and they are all Biden loyalists.
He would have to quit, release delegates, and then get to 270+ without WI and NV.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 29, 2024 10:36 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: Mark1971 at June 29, 2024 10:37 PM (xPl2J)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim
I hear you!
I've been helping my son redo his basement....
"Dad, it'll be easy. End of April tops."
I just nodded.
Posted by: Some Rat at June 29, 2024 10:37 PM (vJiyU)
Even if he were to withdraw, the window is closed.
Between now and August it becomes impossible in a number of other states.
Also the delegates are pledged to Biden on the first ballot unless the rules committee changes and they are all Biden loyalists.
He would have to quit, release delegates, and then get to 270+ without WI and NV.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 29, 2024 10:36 PM (5p7BC)
And, I believe, overcome legal challenges in other states where it's murky.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 29, 2024 10:38 PM (q7hip)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at June 29, 2024 10:38 PM (qZEuM)
Thanks for the ONT Mis Hum 😊
Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 29, 2024 10:29 PM (5p7BC)
Nice to see you here this evening.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at June 29, 2024 10:38 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 29, 2024 10:38 PM (Ka3bZ)
what I am reading is that an elector can not vote for 2 candidates - Prez and Veep- from his own state
Posted by: Don Black at June 29, 2024 10:38 PM (/7KEl)
Last night I watched an interview with RFK Jr. it was about an hour and a half. Very casual, just the two of them. RFK Jr answered questions about many different subjects, and save a couple, he made a lot of sense. He would appeal to a LOT of moderates if he was ever given any real exposure and airtime.
Interesting interview.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 29, 2024 10:39 PM (PWaRJ)
the big glass decanter on top of the cabinet IS STILL STANDING
Posted by: Don Black at June 29, 2024 10:40 PM (/7KEl)
So if he's too senile to be the nominee, is he too senile to be president?
Dropping out raises so many issues that it's just better to let him stay, keep him hidden and scream loudly about Trump.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 29, 2024 10:41 PM (1Nxff)
If current polling is accurate then Biden is going to lose both of them anyway. Along with all of the swing states and now the Trump camp is claiming state like VA are in play.
I think the problem is a lot bigger. If Biden stays on the ticket this could be a very bad year for Congressional Democrats. Polls taken since the debate show Biden bleeding support and it's not going to get better, only worse.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 29, 2024 10:41 PM (LkLld)
Thanks for the ONT Mis Hum 😊
Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 29, 2024 10:29 PM (5p7BC)
Nice to see you here this evening.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at June 29, 2024 10:38 PM (QXQ4l)
Dave in Fla, it's great to see you as well. This is going to be a fun fun fun time to follow politics!
Posted by: Darrell Harris at June 29, 2024 10:41 PM (8OtjS)
Posted by: Don Black
The straw that broke the camel's back.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at June 29, 2024 10:41 PM (qZEuM)
You are correct. So if the ticket was Harris/Newsom (or vice versa) the electors from Washington could vote for both of them but the electors from California could not. CA has a lot of electoral votes. Can the Ds win both P and VP without them? Seems doubtful to me.
Posted by: Oddbob at June 29, 2024 10:42 PM (/y8xj)
Posted by: Piper at June 29, 2024 09:23 PM (pZEOD)
Oh. You mean the ones that officially run and hide if a school shooting breaks out?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 29, 2024 10:42 PM (t4dnB)
So if he's too senile to be the nominee, is he too senile to be president?
Dropping out raises so many issues that it's just better to let him stay, keep him hidden and scream loudly about Trump.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 29, 2024 10:41 PM (1Nxff)
I bet Kamala is all about the 25th.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 29, 2024 10:43 PM (q7hip)
We have one of those, I like it.
When I get a spam call, I ask, "How can I help you today?" Because they are calling to ask me for something. When it's to ask about land for sale, I tell them "We don't sell land, call back after we're dead."
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at June 29, 2024 10:43 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Don Black at June 29, 2024 10:43 PM (/7KEl)
He will claim he is the one who seriously challenged the very guy they want to dump.
If nothing else, he'll peel off more votes from the replacement than he would from joey.
Posted by: Some Rat at June 29, 2024 10:43 PM (vJiyU)
In many states, WI in particular, becoming presumptive nominee coupled with enough signed petitions is how you get on the ballot. The convention is a formality.
In fact, Dems are doing a virtual roll call early to get on the ballot in Ohio
Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 29, 2024 10:43 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: Alberta Oil PeoN
Correct. They then call the real cops from a safe space.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at June 29, 2024 10:43 PM (qZEuM)
Otherwise, why even announce the Camp David thing?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 29, 2024 10:44 PM (q7hip)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 29, 2024 09:59 PM (q7hip)
This could happen - Dem Lawfare Attorneys argue to SCOTUS that XX Million voters cannot be disenfranchised due to 'technicalities' about the Dem POTUS candidate listed on ballots. SCOTUS agrees 5-4, maybe 6-3. So any vote for Biden on the ballots will be counted as a vote for the DNC-declared candidate as of election day.
Posted by: Gref at June 29, 2024 10:44 PM (5fDan)
I hear you!
I've been helping my son redo his basement....
"Dad, it'll be easy. End of April tops."
I just nodded.
Posted by: Some Rat at June 29, 2024 10:37 PM (vJiyU)
A thoughtful father would have looked him square in the eye and asked him politely if he were fucking nuts.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at June 29, 2024 10:45 PM (QXQ4l)
Hexaflumuron. Spectracide Terminate is the same thing they used at the Statue of Liberty.
https://shorturl.at/QJxHY
Those little bastards lay eggs they also travel underground. They travel the rotted root system of trees and other rotted roots.
This article is based on the original that I, long ago, found. I now have their bait system all around the house.
I used the best Bayer product around the house perimeter and foamed between every stud upstairs and down. but the little bastards came back. They'll swarm to your outside light and they will travel roots.
Good luck
Oh, there are also bait sticks at selected trees and Bingo, at certain times of the year I get a hit at the tree.
Posted by: Braenyard - at June 29, 2024 10:45 PM (0b3lL)
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My MAGA friend in RI plans to vote for RFKjr unless polls show Trump actually has a chance there.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 29, 2024 10:46 PM (Ka3bZ)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at June 29, 2024 10:46 PM (w6EFb)
A: Everybody.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 29, 2024 09:36 PM (ynpvh)
What do you call a very small person that purports to have changed its gender?
A transmunchkin.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 29, 2024 10:46 PM (t4dnB)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 29, 2024 10:36 PM (5p7BC)
And, I believe, overcome legal challenges in other states where it's murky.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 29, 2024 10:38 PM (q7hip)
The next move that Trump should make is ask everyone the question: if Biden needed a week at Camp David to put up an effort like he did on Thursday, is he really running the country? And how long did the MSM know about this condition?
I saw a clip from an interview that Bob Woodward gave with Ari Melber from MSDNC. He's outraged that Biden's team had him out there debating in the condition he was in. That leads me to ask a question: shouldn't Bobby have written an insider's tale of what has been going on in the Biden White House already? He had at least three books on Trump's, but zero on Biden's. Why?
Posted by: Darrell Harris at June 29, 2024 10:47 PM (8OtjS)
Posted by: JackStraw at June 29, 2024 09:37 PM (LkLld)
she could choke on an oversize load.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 29, 2024 10:47 PM (t4dnB)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at June 29, 2024 10:45 PM (QXQ4l)
I think I see the problem.
Posted by: Some Rat at June 29, 2024 10:48 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: Darrell Harris at June 29, 2024 10:47 PM (8OtjS
You know why. They've been calling lids for four years.
He's a puppet. He's always been a puppet. But the puppet's stitches are coming apart in public.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 29, 2024 10:49 PM (q7hip)
He sounds like a cross between Tuco and Londo Mollari.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 29, 2024 10:49 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 29, 2024 10:49 PM (Ka3bZ)
Posted by: Piper at June 29, 2024 09:23 PM (pZEOD)
Oh. You mean the ones that officially run and hide if a school shooting breaks out?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 29, 2024 10:42 PM (t4dnB)
So the card catalogs do a better job in a certain Texas school district.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at June 29, 2024 10:49 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: Don Black at June 29, 2024 10:49 PM (/7KEl)
I followed a Jack Straw on X today, but suspect it isn't you. Unless you moved to North Dakota.
I think you are on the right track. A lot of this is feeling like folks have decided Trump is going to win, how do we save the down ballot races.
BTW, RFK has a ballot access problem too. I think he is only on the ballot in half dozen states.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 29, 2024 10:49 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: Don Black at June 29, 2024 10:49 PM (/7KEl)
Oh, no.
He's going to jail.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 29, 2024 10:50 PM (q7hip)
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 29, 2024 10:50 PM (k3sRS)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 29, 2024 10:51 PM (63Dwl)
Otherwise, why even announce the Camp David thing?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 29, 2024 10:44 PM (q7hip)
This afternoon, big-big money Dem supporters got a post-debate close look at Biden in private campaign receptions in the Hamptons and East Hampton. What was their personal assessment of Joetato? Perhaps a deciding factor for the DNC?
Posted by: Gref at June 29, 2024 10:51 PM (5fDan)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion
Friend who works at King County elections says the write ins are going to be insane.
Posted by: Some Rat at June 29, 2024 10:51 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: Darrell Harris at June 29, 2024 10:47 PM (8OtjS
You know why. They've been calling lids for four years.
He's a puppet. He's always been a puppet. But the puppet's stitches are coming apart in public.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 29, 2024 10:49 PM (q7hip)
Yup. Talk about the dog that didn't bark.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at June 29, 2024 10:51 PM (8OtjS)
Now that the dust has settled, here’s what I believe happened with the debate:
The war between Biden machine & the Obama machine spilled into the open
Democrat leaders on both sides are truly panicking about Biden’s crashing poll numbers
Biden knows if he’s out of power, his crime family will be prosecuted and disgraced and Jill Biden has gotten way to used to the lifestyle - she won’t give it up
Obama team knows their mafia operation will be prosecuted under Trump as well
So both sides are desperate and fighting over whose strategy is best to beat Trump
Obama machine launched a final sneak attack to pressure Joe to drop out after the debate that they knew he would be awful in
It didn’t work
Biden met with Obama the next day, made clear he wasn’t quitting, and now Obama machine puppets are all backtracking, including Obama himself
It’s now clear that Biden controls the DNC machine while Obama controls the media machine
The Democrat machine as a whole is begrudgingly unifying behind Biden in hopes that he can pull it off
Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 29, 2024 10:52 PM (uxCna)
Otherwise, why even announce the Camp David thing?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 29, 2024 10:44 PM (q7hip)
Please, just leave me out of this all together.
Posted by: David Eisenhower at June 29, 2024 10:52 PM (6gW4D)
Posted by: Piper at June 29, 2024 10:52 PM (pZEOD)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at June 29, 2024 10:54 PM (qZEuM)
Dodgers have scored 7 and just got their first out. Now it's 14-7. Talk about a free fall.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 29, 2024 10:54 PM (k3sRS)
I probably saved one's life today.
I take care of my elderly mother...late 80's. She always talks with her friend in town. Today around 3pm, Mom called. Ruby answered. Told Mom 'I've fallen.. I can't get up!' Seriously.
I was about to jump into the shower. My Mom called me and said she was on the phone with Ruby, she fell, couldn't get up. And then the phone went silent.
Crap. We tried calling her 'kids'. Mom's friend is nearing 90. No one is answering.
I know where a daughter works. Small town. Race there. Run in and ask if she's there. Nope day off. Tell them the story. Tell them to try to contact her.
Go to the house. Very small town. Literally a minute. Doors locked. Didn't want to ring the bell because if she was on the ground, I didn't want to wind her up.
Went home quickly. 3 minutes away. Ask Mom if she got hold of any of the kids. Nope. Damn!
Drove back to the house. Called 911. Explained the situation. They tell me they'll send paramedics and police.
Wait a few minutes. Paramedics arrive. Flag them down. They park. Explain the situation. Can't go in until the police arrive which takes about three more minutes.
Posted by: Stateless at June 29, 2024 10:54 PM (jvJvP)
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 29, 2024 10:50 PM (k3sRS)
I bet they still cash their pay check on Monday.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at June 29, 2024 10:54 PM (QXQ4l)
If they manipulate the election and win it is the end of the Republic.
If Trump, the only capable man standing, wins we have a fighting chance.
Posted by: Braenyard - at June 29, 2024 10:55 PM (0b3lL)
Posted by: Piper
Yes.
Dave, you have been missed.
Posted by: Some Rat at June 29, 2024 10:55 PM (vJiyU)
"Yeah, no. This was announced a week ago. Joe Biden is and will be the Democratic nominee."
Posted by: Mark1971 at June 29, 2024 10:55 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 29, 2024 09:54 PM (uxCna)
And 99% of those have never been opened. Just like every home in the Third Reich had a pristine copy of Mein Kampf on prominent display.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 29, 2024 10:56 PM (t4dnB)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 29, 2024 10:56 PM (hLUfO)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist
So there's a bowl to pee in on the other side? The pee tree dish?
Posted by: mikeski, running serpentine at June 29, 2024 10:57 PM (DgGvY)
Originally known as Hi-Catoctin, Camp David was built as a retreat for federal government agents and their families by the Works Progress Administration. Construction started in 1935 and was completed in 1938. In 1942, President Franklin D. Roosevelt converted it to a presidential retreat and renamed it "Shangri-La", after the fictional Himalayan paradise. Camp David received its present name in 1953 from President Dwight D. Eisenhower, in honor of his father and his grandson, both named David.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 29, 2024 10:57 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: mikeski, running serpentine at June 29, 2024 10:57 PM (DgGvY)
Wag.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at June 29, 2024 10:58 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 29, 2024 10:59 PM (S6gqv)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at June 29, 2024 10:59 PM (w6EFb)
Of course.
Virtue, signaled.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 29, 2024 10:59 PM (uxCna)
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It should be in play, since it was the 7th that was decided by late night ballot stuffing in 2020 during an alleged overnight pause in ballot counting.
Folks only remember the other six because he only went to court over those.
Posted by: Methos at June 29, 2024 10:59 PM (Dnobf)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 29, 2024 10:52 PM (uxCna)
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Who bitch is this?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 29, 2024 11:00 PM (hLUfO)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 29, 2024 10:52 PM (uxCna)
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Isn't this the story of Imelda Marcos?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 29, 2024 11:01 PM (hLUfO)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 29, 2024 11:01 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 29, 2024 11:02 PM (q7hip)
Yo!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at June 29, 2024 11:03 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 29, 2024 10:59 PM (S6gqv)
Agreed. Imagine you're Joe. In 2020, the Dem Establishment begged him to run to prevent Bernie from getting the nomination, leading to electoral annihilation. He does it, and they pull him over the finish line. That Joe Biden says to the Establishment that he's pulled their chestnuts out of the fire once - now it's time for him to get his. Tough noogies.
No, Joe's staying right where he is. He's dead after this run anyway, so he's got nothing to lose.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at June 29, 2024 11:03 PM (8OtjS)
'They still think they can fool all the people all the time.'
So long as they fool themselves and keep Biden that is fine with me.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at June 29, 2024 11:03 PM (roH4R)
https://tinyurl.com/54a5bxmt
New York Priest Celebrates ‘Pride Mass’ Outside of Gay Monument — on LGBT Flag
With almost 200 people in attendance, the priest celebrated Mass wearing a rainbow stole.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 29, 2024 11:03 PM (Ka3bZ)
You are correct. So if the ticket was Harris/Newsom (or vice versa) the electors from Washington could vote for both of them but the electors from California could not.
Posted by: Oddbob
+1
We went through this a few times in the last go-round with people who wanted a Trump/DeathSantis ticket. You're giving up the Florida electors (for VP) unless Trump moves, so you get Trump/Harris if Trump wins. o_O
Posted by: mikeski at June 29, 2024 11:03 PM (DgGvY)
He sounds like a cross between Tuco and Londo Mollari.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. a
LoL! Rats, I don't have MeTV in the office. That sounds fascinating. I'm trying to think what that would sound like in my head.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at June 29, 2024 11:03 PM (jrKun)
I don't know if I have any useful insight. I'm trying to get my head around what happened and who the players are. I have a couple wild ass theories, but who knows.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 29, 2024 11:04 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: old chick at June 29, 2024 11:04 PM (F3Dlr)
Posted by: Some Rat at June 29, 2024 10:51 PM (vJiyU)
By now there's a dump truck load of ballots already waiting to be turned in sitting in a garage somewhere in Ballard.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 29, 2024 11:05 PM (W/lyH)
The only thing for certain is lawyers are gonna get rich.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 29, 2024 11:05 PM (q7hip)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at June 29, 2024 11:06 PM (QXQ4l)
It wasn't opened much. I was the smallest, but not the skinniest but I volunteered to go in. Brought over a bench. Skinny dude opened the window went inand opened the front doors.
Ruby was on the ground but propped up by an arm. Good sign. They asked how she was. Her standard response 'Old and bitchy!'
I called Mom. We gave the police all the contact info. Mom explained Ruby's medical history, which included 3 stenst after a stroke....after all the Covid Jabs....which I never mentioned.
They put her in a chair. Kept asking questions. I told them her speech was slurred. "Anything else you notice?", they asked.
Yeah, one side of the face seems droopy.
Told them I was with my late father right when he had his stroke. We were at a produce place, discussing the price of carrots, he made a math mistake which REALLY hit me because Dad was 90 but incredible at math. Went into line to pay, he froze up. I took the credit card, payed and we were moving to the car. He stumbled, but someone helped me get him into the car. I was going to get him to a hospital. Asked him questions.
Posted by: Stateless at June 29, 2024 11:06 PM (jvJvP)
Posted by: San Franpsycho
Imelda had way better fashion sense
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 29, 2024 11:07 PM (Ka3bZ)
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 29, 2024 11:09 PM (k3sRS)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 29, 2024 11:09 PM (hLUfO)
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 29, 2024 11:09 PM (k3sRS)
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Not since he promised me a Hunan lunch!
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 29, 2024 11:10 PM (hLUfO)
A sardonic senior might say. . .
Brevity is the essence of humor.
Sometimes
Posted by: Miklos likes both girthy and pithy at June 29, 2024 11:10 PM (XIkHl)
I bet you are a fashionista.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at June 29, 2024 11:10 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: Braenyard - at June 29, 2024 11:11 PM (0b3lL)
Posted by: nurse ratched
Nurse!!! Thought I saw some recent posts from him.
Posted by: Some Rat at June 29, 2024 11:11 PM (vJiyU)
Use the letters in F.A.S.T. to spot a Stroke
F = Face Drooping – Does one side of the face droop or is it numb? Ask the person to smile. Is the person's smile uneven?
A = Arm Weakness – Is one arm weak or numb? Ask the person to raise both arms. Does one arm drift downward?
S = Speech Difficulty – Is speech slurred?
T = Time to call 911 – Stroke is an emergency. Every minute counts. Call 911 immediately. Note the time when any of the symptoms first appear.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 29, 2024 11:11 PM (hLUfO)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 29, 2024 11:12 PM (1Nxff)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 29, 2024 11:12 PM (hLUfO)
The people who lost their minds Thursday night was the media. We all thought it was a coup, might even have been one, but Obama coming out the next day laid down the law for the Democrats, Biden is going to be the nominee.
But the Media isn't really Democrats. They are creatures of DC, so they are Deep State, not Democrats. They are aligned and we often think they are the same, but they really aren't.
So I think this is Deep State deciding Biden can't win, and they are knifing him. A couple tidbits make me think that.
1) An Axios backstab about Michele dropped on Thursday morning. I thought it was Obama team originally, but maybe not.
2) Pompeo's bizarre statement he was ready to work in the next Trump admin. He is totally Deep State.
Could be Deep State is planning to burrow deep for 4 years and try to survive, and is tossing Biden to the side. Hell, they may actually be worried that Biden is really going to start WW3.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 29, 2024 11:13 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: scampydog at June 29, 2024 11:13 PM (mcmsB)
Posted by: Dave in Fla
If they are "conspiracy theories" , tell me how to bet.
Posted by: Miklos is a risk taker, and a loner, Dottie at June 29, 2024 11:13 PM (XIkHl)
https://instapundit.com/655961/
LOL. Glenn Reynolds does have a talent for summing things up.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 29, 2024 11:13 PM (klJTj)
Posted by: Dave in Fla
Wave Elections are a Thing, dude.
Posted by: Miklos notes the the pendulum swings wide sometimes at June 29, 2024 11:15 PM (XIkHl)
Posted by: JackStraw at June 29, 2024 09:53 PM (LkLld)
Maybe they can draft Adlai Stevenson again?
Posted by: Kindltot at June 29, 2024 11:16 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 29, 2024 11:16 PM (5p7BC)
I bet you are a fashionista.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
O O O
Posted by: Miklos has feather boas for sale at June 29, 2024 11:16 PM (XIkHl)
Use the letters in F.A.S.T. to spot a Stroke
F = Face Drooping – Does one side of the face droop or is it numb? Ask the person to smile. Is the person's smile uneven?
A = Arm Weakness – Is one arm weak or numb? Ask the person to raise both arms. Does one arm drift downward?
S = Speech Difficulty – Is speech slurred?
T = Time to call 911 – Stroke is an emergency. Every minute counts. Call 911 immediately. Note the time when any of the symptoms first appear.
Posted by: San Franpsycho
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First thing I would do is chew two 350 aspirins and place the mush between my cheek and gum.
Posted by: Braenyard - at June 29, 2024 11:16 PM (0b3lL)
Mrs D failed to see the humor in this.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 29, 2024 11:17 PM (W/lyH)
Could be Deep State is planning to burrow deep for 4 years and try to survive, and is tossing Biden to the side. Hell, they may actually be worried that Biden is really going to start WW3.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 29, 2024 11:13 PM (5p7BC)
Do. Not. Trust. Pompeo. At all.
He had the chance to get rid of (or at least sideline) Haspel to protect Trump, and he did not. He let her run out the clock on GEOTUS.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at June 29, 2024 11:17 PM (8OtjS)
Termites are ALL democrats. Invasive, insidious, destructive of the very domain that they depend on, stealthy, scheming creatures who destroy in darkness.
Killing Termites may well be the therapy that keeps me from going over the edge. Muahahahaha!!!!
*pours bourbon* ONT (belated) Greetings, Horde. CHEERS!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 29, 2024 11:17 PM (e6UQI)
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Hughes businesses are still rolling. And he was crazy, right?
There's also a Hughes Cancer Research Center and possibly got a toe in the awl bidness.
Posted by: Braenyard - at June 29, 2024 11:19 PM (0b3lL)
Glad you made it SFpsycho
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
Heavy metal for those that can handle it
Posted by: Miklos bangs head in solidarity at June 29, 2024 11:20 PM (XIkHl)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at June 29, 2024 11:21 PM (OiAR7)
And Ruby had the same symptoms. As they continued to question her, the slurring became worse and she became more unresponsive. The paramedics took her out and put her in the ambulance.
I told her to get better soon because our dog Barky needs her to give him treats. She recognized me, but seriously, I thought that was the last time I was ever going to see her alive.
I came home and tried to contact the kids again. Nothing! What the hell. Mom knows where they live. Got in the car, went to the beer store to get my five beers for tonight, drove out in the country 10 minutes to Bill's house. Knocked. Dog's went wild. No amswer. Went out back, yelled around. Nothing.
Mom kind of knew where her daughter lived. Went to the street to the house my thought she lived. Lady answered. Asked for Lydia. She points to the next house. Guy outside, kind of out of it.. Not there. Next house. No answer. Didn't think it was the next house but God made Mom tell me to try.
Rang the doorbell. Nothing. God has Mom tell me to try the backyard.
Posted by: Stateless at June 29, 2024 11:21 PM (jvJvP)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 29, 2024 11:21 PM (G2fGh)
Mrs D failed to see the humor in this.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 29, 2024 11:17 PM (W/lyH)
So did The Fabulous.
It wiped out all of my brownie points I earned earlier in the day.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at June 29, 2024 11:21 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 29, 2024 11:22 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 29, 2024 11:21 PM (G2fGh)
Greetings to one of my favorite MudDucks.
Howdy Walter.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at June 29, 2024 11:22 PM (QXQ4l)
Wave Elections are a Thing, dude.
Posted by: Miklos notes the the pendulum swings wide sometimes at June 29, 2024 11:15 PM (XIkHl)
Just like 2022!
Posted by: Weak Stream at June 29, 2024 11:22 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless
This assumes a level of honesty and truth.
HA
Posted by: the Will to Power at June 29, 2024 11:23 PM (XIkHl)
Posted by: Dung Beetle von Braun at June 29, 2024 11:23 PM (63Dwl)
http://acecomments.mu.nu/?blog=86&post=410293#c39822634
Posted by: Braenyard - at June 29, 2024 11:23 PM (0b3lL)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at June 29, 2024 11:21 PM (OiAR7)
Or on the Hur tapes.
I want them fuckers released YESTerDAY
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at June 29, 2024 11:23 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless
I think he addressed this the next day.
Claimed while he probably didn't speak as well as usual and was a bit down on his debate skills, by golly he knows what this job takes and by golly he's going to do it!
Then he soiled himself.
Posted by: Some Rat at June 29, 2024 11:24 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: JB1000 at June 29, 2024 11:25 PM (VQp0k)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 29, 2024 11:22 PM (5p7BC)
Good to see you here.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 29, 2024 11:25 PM (e+kKL)
@emzanotti·3h
This kinda suggests Biden suffers from a sort of “sundowning,” which is super common in people with dementia. Pretty sure this makes it worse, not better.
Alex Thompson
@AlexThomp·12h
New: Inside the White House, there are sometimes two Biden’s.
America saw the other one Thursday.
My look inside the WH & why Thursday left some Biden aides shaken & worried whether Biden can do another 4-year term
axios.com https://t.co/pkxAn1s3y4
From 10am to 4pm, Biden is dependably engaged & many of his public events in front of cameras are held within those hours
Outside of that time range or while traveling abroad, the other Biden is more likely to emerge & have verbal miscues & become fatigued, aides say
WH’s response: there "is one Biden, who works his heart out fighting for families like the one he grew up in in Scranton,& who, because of his determination, experience & decency, keeps achieving unprecedented results for them"
WSJ also reports: "Biden’s performance & focus can vary significantly between meetings & even w/i a meeting. Senior European officials cited a EU-US summit in October in Washington at which Biden struggled to follow the discussions"
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at June 29, 2024 11:25 PM (9aVck)
Posted by: Dave in Fla
Is no dust.
Is work.
You are respected Elder.
Posted by: Miklos, actual Political Scientist according to expensive pieces of paper at June 29, 2024 11:25 PM (XIkHl)
Posted by: Braenyard - at June 29, 2024 11:25 PM (0b3lL)
Biden's family left Scranton when he was nine.
Seriously arrested development.
Posted by: Miklos opinionates at June 29, 2024 11:27 PM (XIkHl)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 29, 2024 11:27 PM (G2fGh)
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no no no
He will be selflessly stepping aside so that a fresh exciting candidate can lead America to a brighter tomorrow
He'll be a hero
Posted by: Don Black at June 29, 2024 11:27 PM (/7KEl)
Posted by: Diogenes at June 29, 2024 11:17 PM (W/lyH)
So did The Fabulous.
It wiped out all of my brownie points I earned earlier in the day.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
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Mrs Scampy asked what was so funny. I plan to golf in the morning and don't want to return to a giant list. So mum was the word here tonight.
Posted by: scampydog at June 29, 2024 11:27 PM (41CYW)
Posted by: Miklos excuses AOP from opera singing duty, for now at June 29, 2024 11:28 PM (XIkHl)
WSJ also reports: "Biden’s performance & focus can vary significantly between meetings & even w/i a meeting. Senior European officials cited a EU-US summit in October in Washington at which Biden struggled to follow the discussions"
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at June 29, 2024 11:25 PM (9aVck)TV.
Ok so the white house just admitted we have a preezy that's only on the job 10 to 4, and the rest of the time dementia Biden is wandering the halls yelling at people.
4 more years!
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at June 29, 2024 11:28 PM (OiAR7)
Especially since the IRS case needs to resolve before he can be pardoned.
The thing that honestly confuses me is why the media freaked out on Thursday. Everyone knows they can't dump Biden and he can't quit. I figured they would keep trying to gaslight.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 29, 2024 11:29 PM (5p7BC)
Or on the Hur tapes.
I want them fuckers released YESTerDAY
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
And yet the Supreme Court leaks twice.
Posted by: Dung Beetle von Braun at June 29, 2024 11:29 PM (63Dwl)
The people who were immediately positive and supportive were on the inside, the rest were in shock.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 29, 2024 11:30 PM (D7oie)
'Your Mom had a stroke!'
'Oh shit!
'We tried calling over and over,'
I started to tell her the story but she wanted to shower and get to the hospital. Obviously.
Get several calls from both daughters. Ruby was at the hospital, responsive, answering questions and doing well.
And the Canadian healthcare system was going to race her to a larger city for emergency surgery.
They stopped by the house and noticed something burning on the stove. The police never noticed it. I passed through the kitchen to help secure the house. Nothing burning at the time.
So we caught Ruby pretty quickly after all crap broke losse.
Just had a call from her son.. They removed a blood clot from her multiply jabbed brain but there was no new damage.
So great news!
Posted by: Stateless at June 29, 2024 11:31 PM (jvJvP)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 29, 2024 11:31 PM (63Dwl)
4 more years!
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless
Posted by: Braenyard - at June 29, 2024 11:31 PM (0b3lL)
@ryanstruyk·3h
New Biden campaign fundraising email: "Joe Biden is going to be the Democratic nominee, period... If he were to drop out, it would lead to weeks of chaos, internal foodfighting, and a bunch of candidates who limp into a brutal floor fight at the convention."
Ryan Struyk
@ryanstruyk·3h
New Biden campaign fundraising email slams critics as "bedwetting brigade," saying that dropping out of the 2024 presidential race would be "a highway to losing."
"Joe Biden is going to be the Democratic nominee, period."
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at June 29, 2024 11:31 PM (9aVck)
Jim
Should have read that earlier, shall make amends
Posted by: Miklos has lit the Drinking Lamp at June 29, 2024 11:31 PM (XIkHl)
Posted by: William Tecumseh Miklos at June 29, 2024 11:34 PM (XIkHl)
Posted by: Dave in Fla
I think the upthread take on the media/deepstate explanation is as good as we're gonna get. i
Posted by: Some Rat at June 29, 2024 11:34 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: Miklos excuses AOP from opera singing duty, for now at June 29, 2024 11:28 PM (XIkHl)
I am not dwelling on it. Doc said the lump did not look to him like what he usually sees when he sees throat cancer. And that my vocal cords are not paralysed, so that removing the lumps should result in me regaining my voice toot sweet. And a biopsy will done in any case, as a matter of course. And if it does indicate cancer, I have the comfort of knowing it's a slow-growing one. I am presuming "not cancer" for the nonce.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 29, 2024 11:36 PM (e+kKL)
Biden would be resigning because of diminished capacity, which would bring a lot of pressure to admit he can't do the job now and shouldn't be President.
I suspect much of that pressure would come from Team Harris.
Hmm, could she be behind all of this?
Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 29, 2024 11:36 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: Dave in Fla
BIDEN IS FINE
Posted by: Macedonian Troll Farms with sudden influx of DNC money at June 29, 2024 11:37 PM (XIkHl)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at June 29, 2024 11:37 PM (dZVON)
Posted by: Stateless at June 29, 2024 11:31 PM (jvJvP)
Hell of a story, Stateless!
That'll teach Ruby not to take her love to town.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 29, 2024 11:38 PM (e+kKL)
I did not have this on my Bingo card for this week.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 29, 2024 11:39 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
I shall participate in such presumption.
Monday I will go in to find out moar about certain blood cell abnormalities.
Posted by: Miklos, shrugging like a Frenchman with an Italian grandfather at June 29, 2024 11:40 PM (XIkHl)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
That's a really great attitude to have. You're in my
Prayers!
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 29, 2024 11:41 PM (n1LfN)
Snowflake is pregnant. Probably by her brother Trumpy, but that's such a Biden thing. No name changes...
Cat was missing and last time seen, very near to giving birth.
Our friend is helping with house renovations, driving me to drink and long post...
I brought something outside for him. Wanted to check the cat house to see if Snowflake came back. Went across the street. The cats come out to greet me since I take care of them.
I pet and tell Trumpy that I'm there to see if his sister wife is home. Look in the house. No cat. Turn around. There she is in the middle of the yard. Alerted my friend's wife, also my friend.
No more contractions but ready to give birth soon.
Those are my stories of life and death today as I process everything through beer. But not too many.
Posted by: Stateless at June 29, 2024 11:41 PM (jvJvP)
I did not have this on my Bingo card for this week.
Posted by: Dave in Fla
Heh! This has gotta be red meat for you!
Posted by: Some Rat at June 29, 2024 11:41 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: polynikes at June 29, 2024 11:41 PM (SHMXB)
There was a pretty girl that worked at the casino. Pretty girl. Cute. Very tall and skinny. Kind of liked her. And I was dealing blackjack for a while and was becoming pretty friendly and sociable. And a bit flirty.
I ran across her on the floor one day. Finally, my big chance to make a great first impression.
I walk up to her, nice smile, look up at her ready to impress! And these words tumble out of my mouth...
"Boy, you're tall!"
Dude
Posted by: Stateless at June 29, 2024 11:42 PM (jvJvP)
-
Gaslighting requires discipline.
A pretty huge chunk of the progressive mindset involves letting emotions run wild.
Sometimes these things work at odds.
Posted by: Methos at June 29, 2024 11:42 PM (Dnobf)
BIDEN IS FINE
Posted by: Macedonian Troll Farms with sudden influx of DNC money
Dog drinking tea in a room that's on fire.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 29, 2024 11:43 PM (63Dwl)
They have convinced themselves that Thursday was no big deal, the cash is going to keep pouring in, and that so many people were offended by Trump's lies, that Biden's polling numbers are going up.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 29, 2024 11:43 PM (5p7BC)
I did not have this on my Bingo card for this week.
Posted by: Dave in Fla
"Looks around for that copy of the "Secret History" by Procopius.
The Byzantines seem oddly relevant.
Posted by: Miklosious, knowning wah an iota's worth of difference means and meant at June 29, 2024 11:43 PM (XIkHl)
Posted by: Miklos, shrugging like a Frenchman with an Italian grandfather
My attitude was, I'll worry about xyz when my docs give me something to worry about.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 29, 2024 11:44 PM (n1LfN)
So, 10 states. Out of 50. Slow going.
With only a few exceptions, dozens of polls have shown Trump does better with K and the others on the ballot. In a 5-way, Trump is generally two points better off than in the head-to head (H2H) polls.
Posted by: mnw at June 29, 2024 11:44 PM (NLIak)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr
If copyright laws are actually enforceable, some cartoonist is very wealthy.
Posted by: Miklos, who did IP, and Freehly at June 29, 2024 11:46 PM (XIkHl)
Posted by: Dave in Fla a
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She's too stupid but Willie could be helping.
Posted by: Braenyard - at June 29, 2024 11:46 PM (0b3lL)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 29, 2024 11:46 PM (5p7BC)
I want them fuckers released YESTerDAY
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at June 29, 2024 11:23 PM (QXQ4l)
Frankly, no. I'd rather The House use the arrest power they have and see him in handcuffs. It would make the 'persecuting my enemies' such a fun theme in the election.
I still think Garland is doing what he's doing to Trump because he didn't get a chance for SCOTUS in Obama's last year, then Trump won, so he wouldn't be renominated. Garland has a hard-on for Trump because of that.
Posted by: RickZ at June 29, 2024 11:48 PM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 29, 2024 11:48 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 29, 2024 11:46 PM (5p7BC)
Thank you! People tend to forget that there are a host of non-cancer conditions that can cause unwanted lumps and growths.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 29, 2024 11:49 PM (e+kKL)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
That's a really great attitude to have. You're in my
Prayers!
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 29, 2024 11:41 PM (n1LfN)
***
Mine as well.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 29, 2024 11:49 PM (W/lyH)
I want them fuckers released YESTerDAY
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
I thought Friday was the deadline for Garland to hand 'em over
Posted by: Miklos possibly misinformed at June 29, 2024 11:50 PM (XIkHl)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 29, 2024 11:50 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Urgh
Posted by: The Fetterman Item at June 29, 2024 11:51 PM (XIkHl)
Posted by: mnw at June 29, 2024 11:52 PM (NLIak)
Posted by: Dave in Fla
History is a good pastime
Posted by: Miklos is also a University-certified historian at June 29, 2024 11:52 PM (XIkHl)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Found out about that when I was 12!
Posted by: Dolly Parton at June 29, 2024 11:53 PM (V5BDR)
It was the least humiliating thing he could do.
Posted by: Braenyard - at June 29, 2024 11:54 PM (0b3lL)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 29, 2024 11:49 PM (e+kKL)
Yep.
Of course, it depends how good looking she is.
Posted by: Weak Stream at June 29, 2024 11:54 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: Diogenes at June 29, 2024 11:55 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Dolly Parton at June 29, 2024 11:53 PM (V5BDR)
Unwanted? I think not, ma'am!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 29, 2024 11:56 PM (e+kKL)
https://tinyurl.com/yeffzs59
A sense of concern is growing inside the top ranks of the Democratic Party that leaders of Biden’s campaign and the DNC are not taking seriously enough the impact of the president’s troubling debate performance.
DNC Chairman held a Saturday afternoon call with dozens of committee members across the country, a group of some of the most influential members of the party. He did not acknowledge Biden’s weak showing
Multiple committee members on the call, most granted anonymity to talk about the private discussion, described feeling like they were being gaslighted — that they were being asked to ignore the dire nature of the party’s predicament. The call, they said, may have worsened a widespread sense of panic among elected officials, donors and other stakeholders.
Harrison offered what they described as a rosy assessment of Biden’s path forward. The chat function was disabled and there were no questions allowed.
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at June 29, 2024 11:56 PM (9aVck)
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Gaslighting requires discipline.
A pretty huge chunk of the progressive mindset involves letting emotions run wild.
Sometimes these things work at odds.
Posted by: Methos at June 29, 2024 11:42 PM (Dnobf)
The media freaked out because, for a brief shining moment, it became clear to the American Public that the media are indeed the enemy of the people. They foisted a man into the most powerful position in the world who is incapable of speaking, much less leading. They covered him for years and exposed this country to unspeakable insults - starting with Afghanistan - that leave us open to attack by our enemies and ridicule by our friends.
I don't like but understand Biden's handlers who would pull every lever to remain in power. I absolutely loathe the media. If I had the ability to destroy them, I would to start over with something new. I don't.
I do have the ability to ignore them and stop watching them, which will have the same effect.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at June 29, 2024 11:56 PM (wzc0/)
Posted by: Don Black at June 29, 2024 11:56 PM (/7KEl)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 29, 2024 11:29 PM (5p7BC)
Not really. Preemptive pardon. See: Ford pardoning a convicted of nothing Nixon.
Posted by: RickZ at June 29, 2024 11:57 PM (gKDq2)
Then it will be wide open process to put their Prez and VP choice in. Biden out, Kanela out.
Posted by: Braenyard - at June 29, 2024 11:57 PM (0b3lL)
Posted by: Eyegore at June 29, 2024 11:57 PM (V5BDR)
It was the least humiliating thing he could do.
Posted by: Braenyard
But at least Joseph Robinette Biden Jr. got three (3) medical waivers during the Vietnam draft period due to severe asthma, which he did not have as a 17 year old lifeguard, nor when he was a star college football player.
Posted by: Miklos so recalls at June 29, 2024 11:58 PM (XIkHl)
Posted by: MSNBC at June 29, 2024 11:59 PM (XIkHl)
Sen. Eugene McCarthy (D-MN), shockingly, ran very well against LBJ in the NH DEM primary. Before that, McCarthy had been considered an anti-war gadfly.
Right after LBJ had a close call in NH, RFK (Sr.) jumped in.
Posted by: mnw at June 29, 2024 11:59 PM (NLIak)
Posted by: Karl Marx's starving kids at June 30, 2024 12:00 AM (XIkHl)
At the end, a tagline saying "Don't let them do this to Joe. It isn't right." It could hit just the right note with voters.
Posted by: John Drake Is Now Making His Way Towards Astrakhan at June 30, 2024 12:03 AM (JFyq7)
Maybe they can draft Adlai Stevenson again?
Posted by: Kindltot
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It'll be some semi-charismatic middle of the road, middle country Democrat governor.
Posted by: Braenyard at June 30, 2024 12:04 AM (0b3lL)
Trump didn't exactly rush to join up, either.
Full disclosure: Neither did I.
Posted by: mnw at June 30, 2024 12:04 AM (NLIak)
Posted by: Braenyard at June 30, 2024 12:05 AM (0b3lL)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 29, 2024 11:38 PM (e+kKL)
Kenny was the best.
Thanks. Just got news. After surgery, doing well.
Multiple jabs....blood clots in the brain.
It's hard to bring this up after such an incident, but I do want to mention to the families that 5 states are suing Phizer for vaccine damages.
It's a gentle way of telling them they were poisoned.
We need to be getting the jabbed on our side for the retribution.
Japan is apparently pretty far along. New Zealand too.
Posted by: Stateless at June 30, 2024 12:06 AM (jvJvP)
Sheesh, and we think this year is f'ed up.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 30, 2024 12:06 AM (5p7BC)
Posted by: Stateless at June 30, 2024 12:06 AM (jvJvP)
Just hire the Medicare scam callers
Posted by: Miklos likes easy and cheap at June 30, 2024 12:08 AM (XIkHl)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 30, 2024 12:08 AM (5p7BC)
Just needed to vent and process.
Not the first person to do that on an ONT over the last 23+ uears.
Good night all.
Posted by: Stateless at June 30, 2024 12:08 AM (jvJvP)
Wallace also damn near won the MI DEM primary, IIRC.
The Wallace appeal was NOT confined to the heart of Dixie.
Posted by: mnw at June 30, 2024 12:10 AM (NLIak)
Posted by: Braenyard
Like who?
There are few such, if any.
Posted by: Miklos notes who has a big majority in the various governors' mansions at June 30, 2024 12:10 AM (XIkHl)
If elected, I shall not serve.
Probably"
Posted by: William Tecumseh Miklos
If nomin' eatin', I'll have nepalotilan, fat.
If lected, I'll serve the Delaware as the best Senior they've never seen.
My word as a Biden.
Posted by: J. Robinette Biden at June 30, 2024 12:11 AM (DgGvY)
Posted by: N at June 30, 2024 12:11 AM (8XibL)
Posted by: Dave in Fla
NOT UPTWINKLES
*waves back, and waits to be put some information*
Posted by: Miklos has time at June 30, 2024 12:12 AM (XIkHl)
Posted by: Stupid at June 30, 2024 12:12 AM (jrKun)
Posted by: Dave in Fla a
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Over all it wasn't as violent, there were no people in high places calling for violence. Even George Wallace was following the protocol of the Constitution. There was no talk of the possibility of civil war as an alternative. It wasn't this bad.
Posted by: Braenyard at June 30, 2024 12:13 AM (0b3lL)
Posted by: Braenyard
Like who?
There are few such, if any.
Posted by: Miklos notes who has a big majority in the various governors' mansions at June 30, 2024 12:10 AM (XIkHl)
***
Jay Inslee of Washington State.
Finishing third term as gov. Loves taxes. Knows how to create ballots. Dems like him.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 30, 2024 12:13 AM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Crap!
Crap!
Going over the thread now!
Hey check out Dr. Makis on X.
Ivermectin may actually cure cancer. And fasting. Eventually the body starts clearing out the worst.
I have to go upthread and read what the hell is going on.
But dude, as long as you're not jabbed, you can be fine.
Posted by: Stateless at June 30, 2024 12:15 AM (jvJvP)
VDH has an interesting chapter about the collapse of Byzantium in his new book "The End of Everything; How Wars Descend Into Annihilation."
Posted by: mnw at June 30, 2024 12:15 AM (NLIak)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Good luck, AOP.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 30, 2024 12:15 AM (jdHxK)
Posted by: mnw
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He wasn't a whack job like JFK Jr. He was firm and consistent. It seems out of place today but solid men were not uncommon back then.
Posted by: Braenyard at June 30, 2024 12:16 AM (0b3lL)
Jay Inslee of Washington State.
Finishing third term as gov. Loves taxes. Knows how to create ballots. Dems like him.
Posted by: Diogenes
Please check your work
Posted by: Miklos passes out Smileys only if earned at June 30, 2024 12:17 AM (XIkHl)
It'll be some semi-charismatic middle of the road, middle country Democrat governor.
Posted by: Braenyard
I heard "Josh Shapiro" mentioned yesterday.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 30, 2024 12:17 AM (63Dwl)
Wallace won the Democratic primary in Michigan in 1968,
Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 30, 2024 12:17 AM (uxCna)
Posted by: Miklos passes out Smileys only if earned at June 30, 2024 12:17 AM (XIkHl)
Well so I suck at geography.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 30, 2024 12:18 AM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Miklos notes who has a big majority in the various governors' mansions at June 30, 2024 12:10 AM (XIkHl)
***
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They only need one governor with a decent personality.
I can't name one because I don't follow local Dem politics.
Posted by: Braenyard at June 30, 2024 12:18 AM (0b3lL)
Posted by: Stateless at June 30, 2024 12:15 AM (jvJvP)
Never had the clot shot.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 30, 2024 12:20 AM (e+kKL)
I read an otherwise good book about the Fall of Detroit that claimed that Wallace had won the Republican primary in 1968.
Oops.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 30, 2024 12:20 AM (uxCna)
Posted by: mnw at June 30, 2024 12:15 AM (NLIak)
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Didn't Byzantium collapse because Ottomans swarmed over the breached Theodosian walls?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 30, 2024 12:21 AM (jdHxK)
Posted by: MAC V SOG at June 30, 2024 12:21 AM (P4Pk9)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 30, 2024 12:21 AM (e+kKL)
That's right. I was just relying on my memory of it.
The DEMs screwed Wallace so that most of the "Wallace delegates" from MI weren't actually for Wallace.
The DEM party corrected that before 1972, by letting the candidate select his/her own delegates.
Posted by: mnw at June 30, 2024 12:21 AM (NLIak)
Posted by: RickZ at June 30, 2024 12:23 AM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Cicero
Walls?
Posted by: Open Borders because no human is illegal at June 30, 2024 12:23 AM (XIkHl)
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at June 30, 2024 12:24 AM (CY9Xa)
I say this because the Left's deep state don't care if Biden was a vegetable because they've been calling all the shots since he was elected.
Posted by: polynikes at June 30, 2024 12:24 AM (SHMXB)
https://youtu.be/AglW6QpmPp8
G'nite, y'all.
Posted by: mindful webworker's good news at June 30, 2024 12:24 AM (WoU8W)
Posted by: Miklosian advice at June 30, 2024 12:24 AM (XIkHl)
Posted by: mnw
Saki (Hector Hugh Munro) reference!
Posted by: John Drake Is Now Making His Way Towards Astrakhan at June 30, 2024 12:24 AM (JFyq7)
Sure.
But VDH analogizes the Byzantine dilemma to a Briton who inherits a fine old country estate but can't afford to maintain it.
By the time Constantinople fell in 1453, the Byzantine Empire barely extended outside the walls of the city itself.
Posted by: mnw at June 30, 2024 12:24 AM (NLIak)
By that time, the Byzantine Empire consisted only of Constantinople and Southern Greece.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 30, 2024 12:25 AM (uxCna)
I know this by playing Europa Universalis IV.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 30, 2024 12:26 AM (uxCna)
AOP can be my second. When I was in the US, I went to a doctor for something. He noticed a lump on my back and said, hey can I take it out.
Which he did. Huge pustule thing.
The human body sometimes gets growths.
Tons of treatments.
If the last few years taught us anything, it's that medicine is out for the dollars. Cheap, effective treatments would never be encouraged.
Ivermectin and fasting apparently do wonders...
Done beer posting.
Very long day as posted above.
And they'll have to kill Biden before he ever gives up the Presidency.
Like Joe and Jill are ever going to say.."Well, if it's for the good of the Democratic Party, we'll give up this presidential lifestyle"
Posted by: Stateless at June 30, 2024 12:27 AM (jvJvP)
Posted by: N at June 30, 2024 12:11 AM (8XibL)
The Dems have their ways, and their 'didn't kill hisself' teams at the ready.
As said above, at this point, only the 25th or death will be an acceptable reason to replace Pedo Joe on some state ballots.
Posted by: RickZ at June 30, 2024 12:27 AM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Diogenes
*sends a 1961 Texaco Road Atlas, with all Texaco gas stations carefully marked*
Posted by: Ever helpful Miklos at June 30, 2024 12:28 AM (XIkHl)
Gets the ball rolling early and gives more hang out time before bed.
Posted by: Braenyard at June 30, 2024 12:30 AM (0b3lL)
Islam. Militant Islam united the previously disparate peoples of Anatolia.
Posted by: mnw at June 30, 2024 12:30 AM (NLIak)
Posted by: The Honorable Assistant Judge Merchan at June 30, 2024 12:30 AM (XIkHl)
Posted by: MammaB at June 30, 2024 12:30 AM (So0Va)
Posted by: mnw at June 30, 2024 12:32 AM (NLIak)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 30, 2024 12:21 AM (jdHxK)
That was the end for the city; the Empire had been going downhill for decades, with excessive political partisanship, losing wars, having barbarians crossing the borders, and an uncertain succession for the Emperor.
Oh, crap.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at June 30, 2024 12:35 AM (6if7h)
Posted by: mnw
I-slam-you-slam we all slam for Islam
Posted by: Miklos midly paraphrases the Estimable JJ Sefton at June 30, 2024 12:35 AM (XIkHl)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 30, 2024 12:35 AM (jdHxK)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 30, 2024 12:36 AM (63Dwl)
Phone scammers can be as clever as Satan. They create phony bank statements that incorporate a victim's genuine bank statement. And they use counterfeit invoices from real corporations that appear genuine.
Posted by: mnw at June 30, 2024 12:36 AM (NLIak)
*sends a 1961 Texaco Road Atlas, with all Texaco gas stations carefully marked*
Posted by: Ever helpful Miklos
You can trust your car to the guy who has a scar.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 30, 2024 12:38 AM (63Dwl)
Gets the ball rolling early and gives more hang out time before bed.
Posted by: Braenyard at June 30, 2024 12:30 AM (0b3lL)
Time zone designations are your friend....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at June 30, 2024 12:38 AM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 30, 2024 12:38 AM (jdHxK)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 30, 2024 12:36 AM (63Dwl)
Still a low bar. Dude's always been a loudmouth turnip.
Posted by: RickZ at June 30, 2024 12:38 AM (gKDq2)
A pretty huge chunk of the progressive mindset involves letting emotions run wild.
Sometimes these things work at odds.
Posted by: Methos at June 29, 2024 11:42 PM (Dnobf)
An eternal truth.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at June 30, 2024 12:39 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Cicero
HUMA!!!!
Posted by: *hic* at June 30, 2024 12:39 AM (XIkHl)
Posted by: a dude in MI at June 30, 2024 12:40 AM (+I6Y/)
Posted by: mnw
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He wasn't a whack job like JFK Jr. He was firm and consistent. It seems out of place today but solid men were not uncommon back then.
Posted by: Braenyard
He wasn't a whack job, true enough. Firm and consistent? Yeah.
He was also an out-and-out racist and segregationist, and differed from his contemporary, Mississippi Governor Ross Barnett, only in being more savvy and media-aware. His late-in-life repentance and recantation of his past views was, I believe, genuine. But as someone who lived during that time period and saw the folks that made up Wallace's base, as well as the KKK-centric members of his campaign and staff (Asa Carter, anyone?), I can only say that Sixties and Seventies Wallace was a contemptible person.
Posted by: John Drake Is Now Making His Way Towards Astrakhan at June 30, 2024 12:40 AM (JFyq7)
Posted by: RickZ at June 30, 2024 12:38 AM (gKDq2)
Mediocre back-bencher. He was Obama's 'impeachment insurance'.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at June 30, 2024 12:41 AM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr
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They didn't get question mixed up. A couple of times Biden was answering on the heels of Tappers question mark. And it was a canned answer.
Posted by: Braenyard at June 30, 2024 12:41 AM (0b3lL)
Posted by: the Social Security "Trust Fund" at June 30, 2024 12:41 AM (XIkHl)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK)
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We're on Eastern Time Zone so that is what it would be unless otherwise stated.
Posted by: Braenyard at June 30, 2024 12:43 AM (0b3lL)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 30, 2024 12:43 AM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Miklos will so testify at June 30, 2024 12:43 AM (XIkHl)
So
To jail, or not to jail?
This is the question
*waits to be told*
Posted by: The Honorable Assistant Judge Merchan at June 30, 2024 12:30 AM (XIkHl)
And miss the chance to go down in history as the first judge to jail a former president? Oh - he's going to jail.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at June 30, 2024 12:43 AM (QGaXH)
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The Crayon dispenser.
Posted by: Ciampino - Joe 'The Drool' Biden? at June 30, 2024 12:45 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: John Drake Is Now Making His Way Towards Astrakhan
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If only he were running against Johnson instead of Nixon.
Posted by: Braenyard at June 30, 2024 12:45 AM (0b3lL)
I mostly agree, but I cut Wallace some slack for being a man of his time & place, like everybody else.
In AL, he was always careful to provide constituent services to AA Alabamans, & he had some AA supporters in AL too, as a result.
Posted by: mnw at June 30, 2024 12:46 AM (NLIak)
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Mediocre back-bencher. He was Obama's 'impeachment insurance'.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at June 30, 2024 12:41 AM (QGaXH)
Dems see to have a lot of that lately, crappy V.P. impeachment/25th Amendment insurance.
Oh, and a meme I saw, old probably. A pic of Obama with, 'Remember, all this started with a fake birth certificate.'
The media has been gaslighting for decades.
Posted by: RickZ at June 30, 2024 12:46 AM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
I saw somewhere the Algore and Gaia had a fire breathing Gorezilla baby.
Probably just another Conspiracy Theory.
Posted by: Miklos socially distanced decades before the Science told me to at June 30, 2024 12:46 AM (XIkHl)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot,
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So did I, also the Gov. of CO.
Speaking of CO where is COMM.
Posted by: Braenyard at June 30, 2024 12:48 AM (0b3lL)
Someone at another blog said that rarely happens in NY state courts, but that guy was a Trump hater, & I think he's wrong.
Posted by: mnw at June 30, 2024 12:50 AM (NLIak)
@ShaneGoldmacher
A Biden campaign fundraising email tonight included a polling graphic comparing Biden vs. Trump to potential alternatives, including
Harris
Buttigieg
Booker
Newsom
Whitmer
Klobuchar
Shapiro
Pritzker
x.com/ShaneGoldmacher/status/1807252295572226519/photo/1
The inclusion of the information feels more revealing the info itself.
8:18 PM · Jun 29, 2024
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at June 30, 2024 12:50 AM (9aVck)
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The Crayon dispenser.
Posted by: Ciampino
Eeww
Is that what Biden's acknowledged grandkids are calling him these days?
Posted by: Miklos thinks this is, like, total Cringe at June 30, 2024 12:50 AM (XIkHl)
The fire was reported around 10:50 a.m. in the Floyd Hill area near U.S. 6 in Clear Creek County.
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Roasted carrots will be featured in today's CBD Food thread.
Awaiting the details of the roasted carrots au gratin with maple syrup, a CBD specialty.
Posted by: Ciampino - Dr Dr Jill Biden? at June 30, 2024 12:50 AM (qfLjt)
It'll be some semi-charismatic middle of the road, middle country Democrat governor.
Posted by: Braenyard
I heard "Josh Shapiro" mentioned yesterday.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 30, 2024 12:17 AM (63Dwl)
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That'd be a hard sell to core Dems. "Hey there, Hamas supporters! We need you to vote for this Jewish guy." That dog won't hunt for them, and peckerhead Shapiro isn't exactly what anyone would call "charismatic."
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at June 30, 2024 12:53 AM (2AUjo)
....but some very, very terrified (d) "jurists", in, oh...NYC, D.C., Atlanta...
Ace's masthead, come to life, as it were.
*things i can but dream about, of nights*
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 30, 2024 12:53 AM (e6UQI)
Someone at another blog said that rarely happens in NY state courts, but that guy was a Trump hater, & I think he's wrong.
Posted by: mnw at June 30, 2024 12:50 AM (NLIak)
I am pessimistic. I think Merchan is dying to be the guy who puts a President behind bars. I think Trump's only hope of staying free is if a higher court steps in and reins this in. Not likely in NY.
I hope July 11 shows me to be totally wrong about this.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at June 30, 2024 12:54 AM (QGaXH)
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Fetch: coffee, donuts, office supplies, printer maintenance; incidentals that would slow down the work day of productive people.
Posted by: Braenyard at June 30, 2024 12:54 AM (0b3lL)
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They put him in cuffs and walk him toward a jail the world will change. Just ask Vladimir.
Posted by: Braenyard at June 30, 2024 12:56 AM (0b3lL)
Posted by: Gorezilla at June 30, 2024 12:57 AM (jrKun)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 30, 2024 12:58 AM (Sgq8y)
Posted by: Braenyard at June 30, 2024 12:58 AM (0b3lL)
In AL, he was always careful to provide constituent services to AA Alabamans, & he had some AA supporters in AL too, as a result.
Posted by: mnw
Wallace did well by many of Alabama's citizens during his terms as Governor - I'll go even further in saying that the hospital wing he helped to endow at UAB provided my father with the life-saving surgery that allowed him to survive long enough to see and enjoy his first grandson.
Cutting him some slack as I do above, there is a toxicity that not all the men and women in this region shared. As a parallel, take the Mississippi Sovereignty Commission - a state-run organization that collected intelligence on anyone who took any steps to combat racism. They provided intel to the Ku Kluxers that murdered Schwerner, Goodman, and Chaney, as well as tips on avoiding FBI scrutiny. Both Mrs. Drake and I have family members whose names were in the files of the Sovereignty Commission, and to us it's a badge of honor to have family that refused to accept Southern-Fried Apartheid rule.
Posted by: John Drake Is Now Making His Way Towards Astrakhan at June 30, 2024 12:58 AM (JFyq7)
The reason we're spending 10K/year per kid and still have 8th graders who read at a first grade level, don't know what cursive writing is, and who believe 2 + 2 CAN equal 5, or 6 or.....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at June 30, 2024 12:59 AM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Braenyard at June 30, 2024 12:59 AM (0b3lL)
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Fetch: coffee, donuts, office supplies, printer maintenance; incidentals that would slow down the work day of productive people.
Posted by: Braenyard
Yu fergot the Steppit part
And hiding in case of gunshots
Posted by: The Union job description is both Steppin' AND Fetchin' at June 30, 2024 12:59 AM (XIkHl)
Posted by: Braenyard at June 30, 2024 01:00 AM (0b3lL)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 30, 2024 01:02 AM (jdHxK)
*things i can but dream about, of nights*
Jim
*buys Jim a drink*
*waits*
*drinks it*
It's Ok there's more
Posted by: Miklos is as Honest as they come, see? at June 30, 2024 01:02 AM (XIkHl)
I am disturbed by the last picture - I fell asleep at 7 pm, and woke up supperless at 11pm. Opened AoS and was greeted by that geometrical horror. I am still befuddled and agitated (and still dinnerless. Did anyone have any leftovers they can zap-via-USB to me? )
BTW that last picture should be labeled:
"When more than 4 screws is better"
or
"Didn't find the studs?"
Posted by: Ciampino - Studs are not just sex objects at June 30, 2024 01:03 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 30, 2024 01:03 AM (63Dwl)
His campaign has denied this.
The same NBC story quotes these sources as saying Biden is unhappy about the perceptions of Biden the debate created.
Posted by: mnw at June 30, 2024 01:03 AM (NLIak)
Posted by: Miklos concedes that the ladies have better breasteses at June 30, 2024 01:04 AM (XIkHl)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
I'd call it a 2.7, maybe
Posted by: Dr. DOCTOR Jill at June 30, 2024 01:05 AM (XIkHl)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 30, 2024 01:06 AM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Cicero
DURING PRIDE MONTH?
Posted by: Miklos concedes that the ladies have better breasteses at June 30, 2024 01:04 AM (XIkHl)
Tomorrow (today for you EDT and CDT folk) is the last day of Pride Month - correct?
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at June 30, 2024 01:06 AM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Tell me about it!
Posted by: The Hunchback of Notre Dame at June 30, 2024 01:07 AM (+0LmD)
"Didn't find the studs?"
Posted by: Ciampino
*Adds Ciampino to list*
Posted by: the DNC Politburo at June 30, 2024 01:07 AM (XIkHl)
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Career professional clown complains people don't take him seriously.
Film at 11...
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 30, 2024 01:08 AM (jdHxK)
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Uh, no. I won't take the fake vaccine because I DO know what's in it.
Posted by: ... at June 30, 2024 01:08 AM (lX8VI)
Posted by: Miklos concedes that the ladies have better breasteses at June 30, 2024 01:04 AM (XIkHl)
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Pride Month crapped out early this year. It won't cross the finish line.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 30, 2024 01:09 AM (jdHxK)
Posted by: Cicero
DURING PRIDE MONTH?
Posted by: Miklos concedes that the ladies have better breasteses at June 30, 2024 01:04 AM (XIkHl)
To be fair, Buttplug is a joke in non-Pride months, too.
Posted by: RickZ at June 30, 2024 01:10 AM (gKDq2)
I am waiting for Disgust Month, hopefully in late October and early November.
Posted by: A Miklos can hope at June 30, 2024 01:10 AM (XIkHl)
Posted by: Miley
Not really
The Eternals are Death, Taxes, and Kudzu
Posted by: Miklos will so testify at June 30, 2024 12:43 AM (XIkHl)
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You forgot cockroaches.
Posted by: Ciampino - Studs are not just sex objects? at June 30, 2024 01:11 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 30, 2024 01:11 AM (Sgq8y)
Uh, no. I won't take the fake vaccine because I DO know what's in it.
Posted by: ... at June 30, 2024 01:08 AM (lX8VI)
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Rim Shot.
Posted by: Braenyard at June 30, 2024 01:11 AM (0b3lL)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
Yeah, but how much from people not named Donald Trump?
Posted by: mikeski at June 30, 2024 01:11 AM (DgGvY)
It's peanut butter and jelly time.
Posted by: Braenyard at June 30, 2024 01:12 AM (0b3lL)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 30, 2024 01:13 AM (jdHxK)
Posted by: Cicero
And Sloth Month is pissed about being upstaged.
Posted by: mikeski at June 30, 2024 01:13 AM (DgGvY)
I am waiting for Disgust Month, hopefully in late October and early November.
Posted by: A Miklos can hope at June 30, 2024 01:10 AM (XIkHl)
Hell, I'm still waiting for White History Month.
And Heterosexual Pride Month. (With the tagline: "The Future of Social Security")
Posted by: RickZ at June 30, 2024 01:13 AM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Braenyard
Yeah, Alabama had the Alabama Citizens' Council, as well as a paramilitary spin-off of the KKK formed by Asa Carter, Wallace's staffer and speech writer. That Mississippi may have been more crude and organized in its efforts to deny Americans their Civil Rights and Civil Liberties does not refute Alabama's efforts in the same field.
Posted by: John Drake Is Now Making His Way Towards Astrakhan at June 30, 2024 01:14 AM (JFyq7)
I haven't done anything today. I've been in the Produce Department trying to open this stupid plastic bag.
Boy, is that the truth.
The missus asks me, "Why are you opening the new dog poop bags in the house?" My response: "I have no intention of being outside with a rambunctious dog on the leash and providing the neighbors with lots of laughs as I try to open one then so I can pick up the waste."
Posted by: Xokrebs v Xocarnot: My Authenticity is Off the Charts (TM)! at June 30, 2024 01:14 AM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Ciampino
As Ernie K-Doe told me, this song and cockroaches is the only things gonna survive a Nuclear War
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EN5eJf5h_k
Posted by: A somewhat mis-spent Miklosian Youth at June 30, 2024 01:16 AM (XIkHl)
Career professional clown complains people don't take him seriously.
Sort of like a Night Gallery episode.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 30, 2024 01:17 AM (63Dwl)
"When more than 4 screws is better"
or
"Didn't find the studs?"
Posted by: Ciampino - Studs are not just sex objects
Seen sagging wall cabinets before collapse.
Cheap ass incompetent builders will often use GWB screws where they should be using wood screws or others with structural ratings.
As in all things there are trade standards for cabinets. Basically 100 lbs per linear foot of shelving.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 30, 2024 01:17 AM (cOq4q)
Posted by: Xokrebs v Xocarnot: My Authenticity is Off the Charts (TM)! at June 30, 2024 01:18 AM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz
I would expect you to woof it down.
Posted by: Miklos is moderately confused, but not on a Biden level at June 30, 2024 01:19 AM (XIkHl)
Cheap ass incompetent builders will often use GWB screws where they should be using wood screws or others with structural ratings.
As in all things there are trade standards for cabinets. Basically 100 lbs per linear foot of shelving.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher
SHHHSS
You'll wake up Skip!
Posted by: Auntie Miklos at June 30, 2024 01:20 AM (XIkHl)
I dunno how to link to it, but article is "It's A Mess. Biden Family to Huddle to Discuss Path Forward" (appx title)
Posted by: mnw at June 30, 2024 01:20 AM (NLIak)
And Heterosexual Pride Month. (With the tagline: "The Future of Social Security")
Posted by: RickZ
It's all used up.
https://youtu.be/UWtAZwxK5H0
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 30, 2024 01:21 AM (63Dwl)
Several hundred years from now, Ace will be cited in the old timey chronicles as having been "an cabinet and shelving installer of questionable competency who dabbled in publishing an online newsletter for cranks and oddballs."
Posted by: Xokrebs v Xocarnot: My Authenticity is Off the Charts (TM)! at June 30, 2024 01:21 AM (xG4kz)
That's what I want to know.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 30, 2024 01:23 AM (jdHxK)
And Heterosexual Pride Month. (With the tagline: "The Future of Social Security") Posted by: RickZ at June 30, 2024 01:13 AM (gKDq2)
White History Month. Every October. AM Radio 740, Houston, TX. The Michael Berry Show.
Spread the word!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 30, 2024 01:23 AM (e6UQI)
I dunno how to link to it, but article is "It's A Mess. Biden Family to Huddle to Discuss Path Forward" (appx title)
Posted by: mnw
https://tinyurl.com/2kh7xsst
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 30, 2024 01:24 AM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Braenyard at June 30, 2024 01:25 AM (0b3lL)
Posted by: Jerry Lewis at June 30, 2024 01:26 AM (XIkHl)
Posted by: mnw
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Sounds like when all the Kennedy family advisers met at Chappaquidick to discuss Ted's political future while Teddy played football outside on the lawn.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 30, 2024 01:26 AM (jdHxK)
That's what I want to know.
Posted by: Cicero
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Bucket of paint hung on the rear axle of your truck. Attach string on bottom of paint can. Drive easily to designated spot as you move across intersection gently pull the string.
Posted by: Braenyard at June 30, 2024 01:29 AM (0b3lL)
Posted by: Cicero
Associate Adjunct Professorship in Historical Analogy AWARDED
Posted by: University of Miklos at June 30, 2024 01:31 AM (XIkHl)
Posted by: Braenyard at June 30, 2024 01:31 AM (0b3lL)
Posted by: Braenyard
You and AOP should talk
Posted by: Miklos thinks burner phones at June 30, 2024 01:32 AM (XIkHl)
Posted by: University of Miklos at June 30, 2024 01:31 AM (XIkHl)
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I will bear the implements of this high office with pride and a little arrogance.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 30, 2024 01:35 AM (jdHxK)
When I get a spam call, I ask, "How can I help you today?"
Just so you know, spam callers don't decide who they call or what they say. Those decisions are made by their bosses. The actual callers are simply pressured to make X calls per shift and possibly what exactly to say. They are either handed a list of numbers or calls are made for them. I have heard that the more advanced systems call three or more numbers at once and route any pickup to a human automatically. You can make the human caller miserable maybe, although if they have been doing it for any length of time nothing will really bother them as they don't expect any real result, and it won't change a thing about the future. The only thing that MAY happen is that if you never answer your number MAY be purged from the call list.
Posted by: Azjaeger at June 30, 2024 01:37 AM (3/XaG)
Posted by: Cicero
Well, it consists of Kevlar academic robes, a $50 Waffle House gift card, and a tire iron.
In the Highest Traditions
Posted by: University of Miklos HR Department at June 30, 2024 01:38 AM (XIkHl)
You are welcoming to forward suchlike to our Facility.
Posted by: Miklos, at the Bombay Anti-Spam Call Centre of Excellence at June 30, 2024 01:41 AM (XIkHl)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 30, 2024 01:11 AM (Sgq8y)
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Man that got my stomach growling. I haven't had shrimp in years. Not on our budget. I love baked potatoes and I will eat them even with just a little salt.
Posted by: Ciampino - we need StarTrek transporters (not Galaxy Quest's) at June 30, 2024 01:41 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Miklos
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Paint, bailing wire, string; Some assembly required.
With picture instructions even Ace can do it.
Posted by: Braenyard at June 30, 2024 01:43 AM (0b3lL)
"Too painful me to listen to ever again," some of them are quoted as saying.
The whole damn nation watched the first 15 minutes.
Posted by: mnw at June 30, 2024 01:44 AM (NLIak)
Posted by: Ciampino
Shrimp here cost about $7 per pound.
Move to SC (but don't tell no damn Yankees that)
Posted by: Miklos, feeling free to speak freely at this hour at June 30, 2024 01:45 AM (XIkHl)
If they want to talk to me they will leave a message.
Posted by: Braenyard at June 30, 2024 01:45 AM (0b3lL)
Posted by: mnw at June 30, 2024 01:47 AM (NLIak)
Posted by: Braenyard at June 30, 2024 01:47 AM (0b3lL)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at June 30, 2024 01:48 AM (QGaXH)
Posted by: mnw at June 30, 2024 01:49 AM (NLIak)
If they want to talk to me they will leave a message.
Posted by: Braenyard
Nope
talk or don't
I learnt that when Darleen got on my message machine.
Worse than Jim Rockford ever had
Posted by: Miklos has learned OpSec, with regard to both Communists and Darleen at June 30, 2024 01:49 AM (XIkHl)
Shrimp here cost about $7 per pound.
Move to SC (but don't tell no damn Yankees that)
Posted by: Miklos
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A few minutes and a cast net in the tidal creek by the house always got the job done. Oysters required floating the bateau and rowing out towards the sound a short ways.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 30, 2024 01:49 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: mnw
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I'm afraid that you over-rate Dems.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 30, 2024 01:51 AM (XeU6L)
With picture instructions even Ace can do it.
Posted by: Braenyard
For some reason, a movie about WWII prisoners escaping, with Donald Pleasance as the master prisoner/document forger.
Posted by: Vague recollections of Miklos at June 30, 2024 01:53 AM (XIkHl)
Posted by: mnw at June 30, 2024 01:53 AM (NLIak)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc
I read that as "Over-weight Dems"
Posted by: Miklos will not specify at June 30, 2024 01:54 AM (XIkHl)
Posted by: mnw
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I'm afraid that you over-rate Dems.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 30, 2024 01:51 AM (XeU6L)
Yeah, I agree. Pedo Joe campaigned from the basement in 2020, with no enthusiastic crowds when he did venture into the sunlight. Yet they still voted for him. All 81 million of them.////
Posted by: RickZ at June 30, 2024 01:55 AM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Jon Boat at June 30, 2024 01:56 AM (XIkHl)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 30, 2024 01:56 AM (Sgq8y)
Posted by: Braenyard
You and AOP should talk
Posted by: Miklos thinks burner phones
As an indigenous person, I reclaim the land used for "pride" in the name of my forefathers. From now on, this area MUST be covered in prairie grasses. Paint is prohibited!
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 30, 2024 01:57 AM (VNX3d)
Posted by: Bitem at the Walmar...mer..CAT! at June 30, 2024 01:58 AM (XIkHl)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc
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I read that as "Over-weight Dems"
Posted by: Miklos will not specify at June 30, 2024 01:54 AM (XIkHl)
Right now it's 'overwrought Dems'. They have a weighty issue and it's called the 2024 ticket of Anchor Joe and Kamalalaladingdong.
Posted by: RickZ at June 30, 2024 01:58 AM (gKDq2)
https://mol.im/a/13582947
Posted by: Ciampino - Sat Update #01 at June 30, 2024 01:59 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz
There are things that you understand, that I understand, that I think Trump understands (look up Trump's mother-from deeper poverty than you or I are likely to experience).
Democrats do not. Either too rich to care, or happy with their bowls of pottage.
Posted by: Miklos remembers the Socialist Peoples' Republic deal at June 30, 2024 02:03 AM (XIkHl)
https://mol.im/a/13584249
Actually shows nothing as it's all blurred out.
Posted by: Ciampino - Sat Update #02 at June 30, 2024 02:05 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Ciampino
It's blurrers like you what cause discontent!
Posted by: The Official People at June 30, 2024 02:10 AM (XIkHl)
Oyster bateau once a SC Lowcountry staple now a museum item ...
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 30, 2024 02:11 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
What for you be say dat?
Posted by: Excuse me, I speak Gullah at June 30, 2024 02:15 AM (XIkHl)
- - - - -
Wait until the pro-Hamas Priders discover that the book's actual name isn't the Queeran...
Posted by: oh my! at June 30, 2024 02:16 AM (+0LmD)
Some, as small as their 23 footer. 25s, far more common, with the 30 footer to the fore.
Point being. ANY Island Packet Yacht is a serious, Blue Water Vessel of the First Order.
There's a reason that none of them are to be found "cheap" on the market, unless they've been neglected to Near Biden levels of decay.
Hasta la nite nite, Horde!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 30, 2024 02:17 AM (e6UQI)
48 hours later:
Joe Biden is furiously trying to hang on to his candidacy;
Kammie is starting to do just a bit more than hover off-stage, and there's some noise about her becoming the nominee;
... and more than a few D players are looking at and talking about "Nancy Pelosi's Nephew" as The Replacement Nominee.
I do not hear about any other potential nominees, and I think there's no time to locate one that enough Ds wil support without a major fight. I expect a major fight, at least on par with Chicago 68.
Joe seems to be amped-up, perhaps dangerously. Will he survive at this level for 30 days? I predict an "event" ... then we have Kammie. Magical.
Kammie is, well, we've seen her Word Salad Oratory. She's about as strong as Joe in debates. Best case. Discussing the way she got her jobs ... I expect her to freak (Well, she did, but ...)
This leaves "Nancy Pelosi's Nephew". His track record is mediocre (Colon Dump maps of SF, minimum wage now forcing thousands of small businesses to close), and he's at least as slimy as Schmuck Choomer. I think always referring to him as "Nancy Pelosi's Nephew" will pay dividends; he has an
Posted by: Arbalest at June 30, 2024 02:18 AM (FlRtG)
Posted by: GAVIN SPEAKS at June 30, 2024 02:24 AM (XIkHl)
Posted by: Arbalest at June 30, 2024 02:18 AM (FlRtG)
I said it yesterday morning: Gavin Newsom is the Pierre Trudeau of California: Same shitty, stupid grin, same condescending tone, same tyrannical policies.
Posted by: RickZ at June 30, 2024 02:25 AM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Bitem at the Walmar...mer..CAT! at June 30, 2024 01:58 AM (XIkHl)
If you aren't voting for me, you don't have dimentia!
Posted by: Stateless at June 30, 2024 02:25 AM (jvJvP)
That's what I want to know.
Posted by: Cicero
Claim it's a salute to anal....
Posted by: Stateless at June 30, 2024 02:28 AM (jvJvP)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 30, 2024 02:28 AM (Sgq8y)
Great story. Told very well.
Posted by: m at June 30, 2024 02:39 AM (NHMTR)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 29, 2024 09:45 PM (q7hip)
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A house.
Posted by: Bernie Sanders at June 30, 2024 02:41 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 29, 2024 09:45 PM (q7hip)
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A house.
Posted by: Bernie Sanders at June 30, 2024 02:4
AI sybian that apologizes for white attrocities and reaasures her that she is the best...
Posted by: Stateless at June 30, 2024 02:44 AM (jvJvP)
There is that scene near the end where Lou is strapped to a table in the 'monsters' room and Dr F does the rounds of the various monsters. It's been a long time so I could be wrong.
Also many people think Frankenstein IS the monster.
Posted by: Ciampino - Sat Update #08 at June 30, 2024 02:52 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 30, 2024 02:53 AM (Sgq8y)
Posted by: Ciampino - Sat Update #09 at June 30, 2024 02:57 AM (qfLjt)
One of the symptoms is blowing your horn.
Another is the brown-trousers syndrome, but this one Depends.
Posted by: Ciampino - Sat Update #10 at June 30, 2024 03:05 AM (qfLjt)
https://mol.im/a/13567647
Posted by: Ciampino - Sat Update #11 at June 30, 2024 03:13 AM (qfLjt)
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Yeah, and will cost *so much less* per unit. Bet the prices DON'T come down any, though!
Posted by: JQ at June 30, 2024 03:46 AM (njWTi)
Our spending has reduced to bare necessities only. I mean: gas & groceries. Period.
Oh, well of course taxes and insurance, plus needed medicines & vehicle maintenance too.
That's IT. No new clothes or household decor.
Prime & Costco memberships will expire soon & not be renewed. Fk it. What little retirement funds we have, will soon be expended. Then what? I dunno.
Posted by: JQ at June 30, 2024 03:55 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: Skip at June 30, 2024 03:58 AM (fwDg9)
Posted by: Skip at June 30, 2024 03:58 AM (fwDg9)
Soon it will be Pixytime!
Posted by: m at June 30, 2024 03:59 AM (NHMTR)
Posted by: m at June 30, 2024 04:00 AM (NHMTR)
Trump didn't exactly rush to join up, either.
Full disclosure: Neither did I.
Posted by: mnw at June 30, 2024 12:04 AM (NLIak)
I was drafted in 1967. No choice. The local draft board took care of that.
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy now with twice the crazy at June 30, 2024 07:56 AM (iODuv)
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