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Bear Resistance Front (BRF) Cafe

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These bears are getting out-of-control!

Bear Elites are now forcing children to be their waitstaff!

A man defends his dog and girlfriend from a bear by roaring at it and giving it a sock in the nose.

ICYMI: Mama bear driving her cubs to soccer practice.

Lazy polar bears sleeping in their natural habitat of lush grassland.

Two big bears in a scrape.

This bear has conquered this hot tub.

Wolf and grizzly have a stand-off over a kill. The wolf emailed me to say "These damn bears are getting out of control."

Bathing beauty.

Birds agree: These bears are getting out of control.

Wise and brave man tells a party-crashing bear that bears are getting out of control.

Even bears have had it up to their neck with these bears.

Humans raise polar bear cubs rejected by their mother.


Bear Elites live a life of luxury while the rest of us scrabble and scrape by:



We have some allies in this fight: We're breeding dogs to infiltrate the Bear Legions.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 07:30 PM




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1 Clown World ™ 🤡 @ClownWorld_ Jul 7
RIP bro 😭

They tried but it went wrong 😆
Jul 7, 2024 · 10:39 AM UTC

https://tinyurl.com/ym42rtbu
11 seconds; guy caught 'looking at' great-looking woman

Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 08, 2024 07:33 PM (Jh5b+)

2 Dr. Literaleigh A Pheline 🇺🇦🏳️‍🌈 @Sarcasmcat24 Jul 6
President Biden climbs a rock wall whilst riding a bike. He's fitter than men half his age.

MAGA hates this

Jul 6, 2024 · 10:31 PM UTC

Dr. Literaleigh A Pheline 🇺🇦🏳️‍🌈 @Sarcasmcat24 Jul 6
This destroys the MAGA narrative about the fitness of our commander in chief

https://tinyurl.com/ywh27u3h
IMAGE

Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 08, 2024 07:33 PM (Jh5b+)

3 Otters called

Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 08, 2024 07:33 PM (Jh5b+)

4 From Russia with loooooove....

Posted by: runner at July 08, 2024 07:34 PM (V13WU)

5 Wicket brought to life...

... besides ace that is.

Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 08, 2024 07:36 PM (Jh5b+)

6 The baby bear! Awwwwww

Posted by: Piper at July 08, 2024 07:37 PM (pRpzT)

7 Andy, your links are always worthy of a look-see. Appreciate it.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Invictus Maneo at July 08, 2024 07:38 PM (+jrYw)

8 Two bears fighting over Leonardo?

Posted by: davidt at July 08, 2024 07:38 PM (SYTee)

9 I can't bear this thread. I guess I'll go for a walk.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at July 08, 2024 07:39 PM (sAmhv)

10 Especially ones with a fashion model, eh, Sock Monkey?

Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 08, 2024 07:39 PM (Jh5b+)

11 Gee, Yogi.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 08, 2024 07:40 PM (mn8Oz)

12 I can't bear this thread. I guess I'll go for a walk.
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It's not ursine, Puddleglum?

Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 08, 2024 07:40 PM (Jh5b+)

13 I meant to post this on the Pet Thread but forgot

Trailer Park Boys doing The Kittyman Shanty

https://tinyurl.com/2p8tdj63

Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 08, 2024 07:40 PM (xjTDL)

14 When I was younger, I used to go camping in the mountains of SW Colorado quite a lot, but I never saw a bear. I'm okay with that.

Posted by: huerfano at July 08, 2024 07:41 PM (VGOMa)

15 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at July 08, 2024 07:42 PM (fwDg9)

16 Trailer Park Boys doing The Kittyman Shanty
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Is the shanty the whole 50 minutes, Notsothoreau??

I am enjoying the first 2 minutes that are fun.

Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 08, 2024 07:43 PM (Jh5b+)

17 I love bears!

Posted by: Mayor Pete at July 08, 2024 07:43 PM (VavZF)

18 At least they're not bi-polar bears.

Posted by: eleven at July 08, 2024 07:44 PM (fV+MH)

19 It's on a loop so you just have to stop it. It's good fun though.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 08, 2024 07:44 PM (xjTDL)

20 I made it about 15 minutes into "Axel F" and had to tap out. What with the Detroit setting, "Neutron Dance" blasting, and the Red Wings, it was tailor made to hit me in the nostalgia feelz, but I just wasn't into it.

Does it get better?

Posted by: All Hail Eris at July 08, 2024 07:44 PM (kpS4V)

21 The bears are so cute! Love the puppy at the end.

Posted by: Iris, Team Hedgehog at July 08, 2024 07:44 PM (n3DL0)

22 Humans raise polar bear cubs rejected by their mother.

I'm puzzled by this. Awhile ago, there was an orphaned polar bear cub at the (IIRC, Berlin Zoo). The zookeepers wanted to euthanize him because they said bears raised in this way become psychotic. Public outraged spared the bear, but as the years went by, he did indeed become very dangerous to the zoo staff, and was euthanized.

Perhaps it makes a difference if there are siblings.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 08, 2024 07:45 PM (xCA6C)

23 Trailer Park Boys doing The Kittyman Shanty

https://tinyurl.com/2p8tdj63
Posted by: Notsothoreau

Gonna play that one for Rafferty the orphan kitty when he wanders back in from hunting.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Invictus Maneo at July 08, 2024 07:45 PM (+jrYw)

24 *waves at Piper*

I'm making that easy stroganoff recipe you posted a while back for dinner tonight, since it's raining cats and dogs here (but no bears).

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 08, 2024 07:45 PM (VavZF)

25 I would never be that close to a bear like those pictures. I keep waiting for the disaster shot that happens after those scenes.

Posted by: Iris, Team Hedgehog at July 08, 2024 07:46 PM (n3DL0)

26 Ace's cafe thread videos indicate that in a few more decades, bears, foxes, squirrels, small birds, sea otters, and perhaps even bats, will domesticate humans.

Posted by: Gref at July 08, 2024 07:46 PM (5fDan)

27 It's on a loop so you just have to stop it. It's good fun though.
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Just took me 5 minutes to figure out on my own!

Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 08, 2024 07:47 PM (Jh5b+)

28 These bears are getting out-of-control!

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I've heard that bears are omnivores and I guess he proved it because he ate everything!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at July 08, 2024 07:47 PM (L/fGl)

29 "can't bear this thread. I guess I'll go for a walk.
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It's not ursine, Puddleglum?
Posted by: andycanuck"

I fear some puns are bruin.

Posted by: fd at July 08, 2024 07:47 PM (vFG9F)

30 in a few more decades, bears, foxes, squirrels, small birds, sea otters, and perhaps even bats, will domesticate humans.

Correct. I mean they already feed us and clean up our poop. Why not take the plunge?

Posted by: bears, foxes, squirrels, small birds, sea otters, and perhaps even bats at July 08, 2024 07:48 PM (xCA6C)

31 >>Do not fight a bear. They are extremely powerful animals

Solid advice.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 08, 2024 07:48 PM (LkLld)

32 >>> 31 Do not fight a bear. They are extremely powerful animals
==
Solid advice.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 08, 2024 07:48 PM (LkLld

Is that before or after the cocaine?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 08, 2024 07:48 PM (VavZF)

33 Public outraged spared the bear, but as the years went by, he did indeed become very dangerous to the zoo staff, and was euthanized.
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I used to HQ sock Knut and Zombie Knut [5 December 2006 - 19 March 2011] as the stoned polar bear with a German accent.

Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 08, 2024 07:49 PM (Jh5b+)

34 You never see this kind of behavior from us. You should feed and pet us more.

Posted by: Big Penguin at July 08, 2024 07:50 PM (aXxgO)

35 Do not fight a bear. They are extremely powerful animals

Never PICK a fight with a bear, but on the other hand, one should never back down from one if confronted.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 08, 2024 07:51 PM (nOjd9)

36 What are those tan bears that seem so docile in the bathing and drink serving videos?

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at July 08, 2024 07:51 PM (ti/F0)

37 So far the puns have bearly been punny.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 08, 2024 07:52 PM (A2Um1)

38 Wolf looks like he is trying to get the bear to play, "Hey let's be buddies so I can have a bite o eat".

Posted by: javems at July 08, 2024 07:52 PM (8I4hW)

39 Those bears are more considerate than my local racoons when it comes to raiding bird feeders.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 08, 2024 07:52 PM (aXxgO)

40
No power here still, though we had a one-second flink this afternoon. They probably said, "Oh, hell, this is Hadrian's house," then switched it off.

We hooked up the big generator to the transfer panel and we can either have AC or water from the well, but not both.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 08, 2024 07:53 PM (I7Co0)

41 "Do not fight a bear. They are extremely powerful animals"



Hold my beer.

Posted by: eleven at July 08, 2024 07:53 PM (fV+MH)

42 >>Never PICK a fight with a bear, but on the other hand, one should never back down from one if confronted.

I'm not getting Leonardoed. I just have to be faster than you.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 08, 2024 07:54 PM (LkLld)

43 Lazy polar bears sleeping in their natural habitat of lush grassland.

I call BS. I have it on good authority that all polar bears die immediately unless they are in constant contact with ice.

Posted by: bears, foxes, squirrels, small birds, sea otters, and perhaps even bats at July 08, 2024 07:54 PM (xCA6C)

44 Curse that Ewok.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 08, 2024 07:54 PM (8sMut)

45 "Do not fight a bear. They are extremely powerful animals"

The fate is grizzly.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 08, 2024 07:55 PM (u82oZ)

46 A few years ago there was a bicyclist attacked by a black bear in the mountains near Los Angeles after he interrupted two bears screwing.

Posted by: Mark1971 at July 08, 2024 07:55 PM (xPl2J)

47 "Do not fight a bear. They are extremely powerful animals"

Yeah. They fight dirty. Otherwise, they'd be good exercise partners.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 08, 2024 07:55 PM (aXxgO)

48 4 From Russia with loooooove....
Posted by: runner at July 08, 2024 07:34 PM (V13WU)

I sang it. Keep it that way.

Posted by: Matt Monro at July 08, 2024 07:56 PM (8sMut)

49 Mark1971

I'd be mad too if there was a sanctimonious biker in the bedroom.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 08, 2024 07:56 PM (u82oZ)

50 Movie idea: Transporting a bunch of convicted pedos to some prison island, only...BEARS ON THE PLANE!!!!

It's a feel good story.

Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at July 08, 2024 07:56 PM (Z8Yh2)

51
Women would prefer to meet a bear in the forest than a man. This is what they say.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 08, 2024 07:56 PM (I7Co0)

52 24 *waves at Piper*

I'm making that easy stroganoff recipe you posted a while back for dinner tonight, since it's raining cats and dogs here (but no bears).
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at

Oh good! I hope you like it! We just had a small pork loin with an herb crust and sweet potatoes. I am stuffed!

Posted by: Piper at July 08, 2024 07:56 PM (p4NUW)

53 Good evening, horde!

Hope you get power back soon, Hadrian. It's hot out thar.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 08, 2024 07:57 PM (OX9vb)

54 Hadrian the Seventh

Yet their canoe gets demolished anyway.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 08, 2024 07:57 PM (u82oZ)

55 36 What are those tan bears that seem so docile in the bathing and drink serving videos?

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at July 08, 2024 07:51 PM (ti/F0)


Recon bears. They will go back into the forest to report locations where humans will fearlessly approach bears, making them easy to kill, leaving their pantries wide open to bear looting and their hot tubs availiable for bear bathing.

Posted by: Gref at July 08, 2024 07:57 PM (5fDan)

56 Recon bears. They will go back into the forest to report locations where humans will fearlessly approach bears, making them easy to kill, leaving their pantries wide open to bear looting and their hot tubs availiable for bear bathing.

You neglected to mention their attitude towards pic-a-nic baskets.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 08, 2024 07:58 PM (xCA6C)

57 51
Women would prefer to meet a bear in the forest than a man. This is what they say.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 08, 2024 07:56 PM (I7Co0)

Is it that cute little bear at the top?

Posted by: Piper at July 08, 2024 07:59 PM (p4NUW)

58 Visit Bear Resistance Front HQ.

Posted by: Churchill, MB at July 08, 2024 07:59 PM (8sMut)

59 What breed of dog is the puppy in the last video?

Posted by: Tuna at July 08, 2024 07:59 PM (oaGWv)

60 46 A few years ago there was a bicyclist attacked by a black bear in the mountains near Los Angeles after he interrupted two bears screwing.
Posted by: Mark1971 at July 08, 2024 07:55 PM (xPl2J)

He proves our point. Nobody walks in L.A.

Posted by: Missing Persons at July 08, 2024 08:00 PM (8sMut)

61 59 What breed of dog is the puppy in the last video?
Posted by: Tuna at July 08, 2024

It’s a poodle, I am pretty sure!

Posted by: Piper at July 08, 2024 08:00 PM (p4NUW)

62 Beware of bears that are skin changers.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 08, 2024 08:01 PM (5MvGY)

63 >>What breed of dog is the puppy in the last video?

Ewok

Posted by: JackStraw at July 08, 2024 08:01 PM (LkLld)

64
Of course, being out in the country we're likely at the very end of the line for repairs. It wouldn't surprise me if it took several days.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 08, 2024 08:01 PM (I7Co0)

65 Once, while canoeing in the Boundry Waters, a bear ripped up one of our tents to get to the candy bars one of the girls brought. Luckily we were fishing and were not there

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at July 08, 2024 08:01 PM (1FWWQ)

66 I support the right to arm bears.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 08, 2024 08:02 PM (8sMut)

67 Insty:
Whitmer: I’m Out. “Gretchen Whitmer–the decidedly ‘meh’ Governor of Michigan, has been one of the favorites for donors and political insiders for the nominee of the Democrat Party should President Biden step down or be forced out of the race. Early on in the post-debate saga, she was clearly angling for the job, but as the Biden Crime Family run by the triumvirate of Joe, Jill, and Hunter made clear that Slow Joe wasn’t leaving, she has begun to backtrack. Now she is shutting down the speculation that she is open to the job, although there has been no Shermanesque ‘If nominated I will not run’ pronouncement.”

Posted by: Archimedes at July 08, 2024 08:02 PM (xCA6C)

68 I remember Jan 6 like it was yesterday. The police were no match for the heavily armed MAGA shock troops. They were flying in cops from all up and down the east coast trying to retake the capitol. By the end of the day tens of hundreds of thousands of millions of cops lie dead on the mall. The potomac flowed red with blood. The stench of death hung in the air during the inauguration, as the body recovery wasn't even half done....

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 08, 2024 08:02 PM (evvc2)

69 Glad no bears live near me

Posted by: Skip at July 08, 2024 08:02 PM (fwDg9)

70 Beware The Penguins

Posted by: Bud Ice at July 08, 2024 08:03 PM (8sMut)

71 >>> 68 I remember Jan 6 like it was yesterday. The police were no match for the heavily armed MAGA shock troops. They were flying in cops from all up and down the east coast trying to retake the capitol. By the end of the day tens of hundreds of thousands of millions of cops lie dead on the mall. The potomac flowed red with blood. The stench of death hung in the air during the inauguration, as the body recovery wasn't even half done....
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 08, 2024 08:02 PM (evvc2)

They didn't find AOC's body for a few days.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 08, 2024 08:03 PM (VavZF)

72 Little guy at the top is too cute

Posted by: Skip at July 08, 2024 08:03 PM (fwDg9)

73 It’s bad enough that a cyclist interrupted me when I’m gettin some strange, but he was a vegan crossfitter and a bear can only take so much.

Posted by: A Bear at July 08, 2024 08:03 PM (u73oe)

74 26 Ace's cafe thread videos indicate that in a few more decades, bears, foxes, squirrels, small birds, sea otters, and perhaps even bats, will domesticate humans.
Posted by: Gref at July 08, 2024 07:46 PM (5fDan)

They can get in line.

Posted by: Dogs at July 08, 2024 08:04 PM (8sMut)

75 Visit Bear Resistance Front HQ.
Posted by: Churchill, MB
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Yeah, Churchill certainly isn't running out of polar bears.

Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 08, 2024 08:05 PM (Jh5b+)

76 One day the pandas will use their amazing agility to escape, storm down Rock Creek park, and take the Capital.

Posted by: DaveA at July 08, 2024 08:07 PM (FhXTo)

77 >>>20 I made it about 15 minutes into "Axel F" and had to tap out. What with the Detroit setting, "Neutron Dance" blasting, and the Red Wings, it was tailor made to hit me in the nostalgia feelz, but I just wasn't into it.
Does it get better?

Film Threat says it's "fine" and at least respects the characters.

Posted by: ace at July 08, 2024 08:07 PM (KRtlO)

78 Yet their canoe gets demolished anyway.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 08, 2024 07:57 PM (u82oZ)

WITH the guns.

That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 08, 2024 08:07 PM (8sMut)

79 Past bedtime
Hope everyone has a great evening

Posted by: Skip at July 08, 2024 08:08 PM (fwDg9)

80 Just put my frontyard sprinkler on for the first time this year and got it centred without getting myself soaked. Woohoo!

Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 08, 2024 08:08 PM (Jh5b+)

81 Yaks say get in line. A fucking otter gonna give you milk, weaveable fiber, plow your field and provide fuel for your fire?

Posted by: Ben Had at July 08, 2024 08:09 PM (5MvGY)

82 Two big bears in a scrape video. I recall using a tree and other objects to keep my older siblings away. The one bear was a bit less successful in his deployment of defense. The donuts....what, not bearclaws?

Posted by: scampydog at July 08, 2024 08:09 PM (41CYW)

83 So, if I am deducing correctly, the theme of this café is that we must reestablish control of the ursine menace.

Posted by: tankdemon at July 08, 2024 08:09 PM (kamYG)

84 Trump Trump Baby
https://tinyurl.com/tvvk2n66

Posted by: Piper at July 08, 2024 08:11 PM (p4NUW)

85 This bear business will get out of control. It will get out of control and we'll be lucky to live through it.

Posted by: John Drake Turns Now West Toward The Sea Of Azov at July 08, 2024 08:11 PM (tmPIh)

86 There is a bear in the woods. For some people, the bear is easy to see. Others don't see it at all.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 08, 2024 08:12 PM (LkLld)

87 Of course, being out in the country we're likely at the very end of the line for repairs. It wouldn't surprise me if it took several days.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

What is the damage assessment?

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at July 08, 2024 08:12 PM (qZEuM)

88 This thread is bearly tolerable.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 08, 2024 08:13 PM (EJWxb)

89 Best thing about raising orphan polar bear cubs would be the cool rug you will have when you're done.

Posted by: Pricy, too! at July 08, 2024 08:13 PM (V5BDR)

90 Just put my frontyard sprinkler on for the first time this year and got it centred without getting myself soaked. Woohoo!
Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+)

That's a real accomplishment. I've never been able to do it without getting soaked.

Posted by: Tuna at July 08, 2024 08:13 PM (oaGWv)

91 while canoeing in the Boundry Waters,...
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report


A lot of the sites in Voyageurs have steel lock boxes.

The shitter doesn't have a building but dinner is safe.

Posted by: DaveA at July 08, 2024 08:13 PM (FhXTo)

92 When I was younger, I used to go camping in the mountains of SW Colorado quite a lot, but I never saw a bear. I'm okay with that.
Posted by: huerfano
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Three encounters in the woods. Which is three too many. None in the spring, thankfully. One close enough that I could smell it.

Posted by: scampydog at July 08, 2024 08:13 PM (41CYW)

93 Of course, being out in the country we're likely at the very end of the line for repairs. It wouldn't surprise me if it took several days.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Well darn. Hope the damage isn't beyond repair.

Posted by: Tuna at July 08, 2024 08:15 PM (oaGWv)

94 One close enough that I could smell it.
Posted by: scampydog at July 08, 2024 08:13 PM (41CYW)

——————

Yeah, I could smell you too. The eighties called. They want their English Leather back.

Posted by: A Bear at July 08, 2024 08:15 PM (u73oe)

95 There is absolutely nothing out of control about bears. They are beautiful and doce creatures.

Posted by: Timothy Treadwell at July 08, 2024 08:17 PM (kamYG)

96 When I was younger, I used to go camping in the mountains of SW Colorado quite a lot, but I never saw a bear. I'm okay with that.
Posted by: huerfano

We have bears all over the place here. Lots of Mommas with cubs this year and one of them has four little ones. We don't really have much trouble with them other than they love the bird feeders. One might even say they are docile but it's only a matter of time. . . .

Posted by: Tonypete at July 08, 2024 08:18 PM (WXNFJ)

97 Trump Trump Baby
https://tinyurl.com/tvvk2n66
Posted by: Piper at July 08, 2024 08:11 PM (p4NUW)


It's great to see people I have nothing in common with, except for an obvious and great love for our country. 9/10. Very inspiring. And you can dance to it!

Posted by: LASue at July 08, 2024 08:18 PM (YDB6U)

98 Notsothoreau @ 13:
Thank you!
Mrs Eez showed me that maybe a year ago; I have been wanting to look for it again.
Hilariously weird, or maybe weirdly hilarious, not sure ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at July 08, 2024 08:18 PM (MKEsG)

99 Closest I got to bigger wildlife in the Sangre de Christos mountains of Colorado was a marmot
licking my big leather hiking boots, which were freshly covered in mink oil.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 08, 2024 08:19 PM (u82oZ)

100 Canada Proud @WeAreCanProud 5h
Would you have booed too?
[Trudeau booed at Vancouver, B.C. Rolling Stones concert]

Brad Zubyk @Bzubyk 4h
To be fair, the Rolling Stones were good friends with Trudeau's mom at one point.

https://tinyurl.com/mryun4an
25 seconds; quickly changes the subject

Norm Ally @Norm_Ally12 2h Replying to @Bzubyk @ezralevant
She got felt by a few elites in her time.
McJagger just happened to give her Satisfaction while she had Sympathy For The Devil when she yelled Gimme Shelter

Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 08, 2024 08:19 PM (Jh5b+)

101 That's a real accomplishment. I've never been able to do it without getting soaked.
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My first time!

Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 08, 2024 08:21 PM (Jh5b+)

102 Bears and Otters in San Francisco are not what you might normally expect. Beware.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 08, 2024 08:21 PM (UdzhC)

103 Yaks say get in line. A fucking otter gonna give you milk, weaveable fiber, plow your field and provide fuel for your fire?
Posted by: Ben Had at July 08, 2024 08:09 PM (5MvGY)

You send the otters out to mug passers-by for all the stuff you need.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 08, 2024 08:22 PM (ztIZS)

104 Dr. Literaleigh A Pheline 🇺🇦🏳️‍🌈 @Sarcasmcat24 Jul 6
This destroys the MAGA narrative about the fitness of our commander in chief

https://tinyurl.com/ywh27u3h
IMAGE
Posted by: andycanuck

Hey

Pavement needs hugs too

Posted by: Miklos notes the German tern is Assgefallt at July 08, 2024 08:22 PM (XIkHl)

105 Bears and Otters in San Francisco are not what you might normally expect. Beware.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 08, 2024 08:21 PM (UdzhC)

——————

Ok look, so I had a little too much to drink. At least I didn’t bang a guy in Vegas.

Posted by: A Bear at July 08, 2024 08:23 PM (u73oe)

106 I live in bear country, mostly black but occasionally grizzly. Respect the bear and do not try to pet them or feed them donuts. Those videos are insane.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at July 08, 2024 08:23 PM (2NHgQ)

107 Just once I want to see some sugar gliders and bush babies featured at the cafe.

Posted by: tankdemon at July 08, 2024 08:24 PM (kamYG)

108 licking my big leather hiking boots, which were freshly covered in mink oil.

My wife's relatives in Norway raised mink commercially from 1945-2005 or so. Nasty, bloodthirsty, little, creatures.

Posted by: That Touch of Mink at July 08, 2024 08:24 PM (V5BDR)

109 It popped up on my You Tube feed. I love the Trailer Park Boys! And it's a nice earworm.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 08, 2024 08:24 PM (xjTDL)

110 I shot a bear in Teddy Roosenvelt's pyjamas, Fat!

Posted by: The Resident at July 08, 2024 08:24 PM (XIkHl)

111 My business partner was an avid photographer. I have a picture of him on one of his trips with a bear cub sitting in his lap.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 08, 2024 08:25 PM (5MvGY)

112 Beware The Penguins
Posted by: Bud Ice at July 08, 2024 08:03 PM


There is iron in the words of Bud Ice for all Morons to see.

Posted by: Duncanthrax Ten Bears at July 08, 2024 08:25 PM (UdzhC)

113 "51
Women would prefer to meet a bear in the forest than a man. This is what they say.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 08, 2024 07:56 PM (I7Co0)"

and if that's how they feel about it, I hope they get what they want.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at July 08, 2024 08:26 PM (MKEsG)

114 A black bear grabbed one of my neighbors small dogs. It was a rather grizzly affair.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 08, 2024 08:26 PM (EJWxb)

115 Baby bear up top is adorable. But I would never be dumb enough to get close to it in real life.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 08, 2024 08:26 PM (jBAnO)

116 {{{Ben Had}}}

♩ Good evening! ♬

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 08, 2024 08:26 PM (u82oZ)

117 I have a picture of him on one of his trips with a bear cub sitting in his lap.
Posted by: Ben Had

One picture.

ONE

Posted by: Miklos guesses the Rest of the Story at July 08, 2024 08:27 PM (XIkHl)

118 NaCly, dearest. You are joy.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 08, 2024 08:27 PM (5MvGY)

119 Ben Had

Your late business partner? Bears are very territorial about their cubs.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 08, 2024 08:27 PM (u82oZ)

120 110 I shot a bear in Teddy Roosenvelt's pyjamas, Fat!
Posted by: The Resident at July 08, 2024 08:24 PM (XIkHl)

That wasn't a bear, it was one of the "guests" you let Bootyjudge sneak into the Lincoln Bedroom. And it was the Secret Service agent who took the shot. And those were Hunter's pyjamas.

Posted by: tankdemon at July 08, 2024 08:28 PM (kamYG)

121 There is absolutely nothing out of control about bears. They are beautiful and doce creatures.
Posted by: Timothy Treadwell

The last words at the end of the tape, before the screams and the rending and tearing. Not since the children who mocked Elisha has a bear so relentlessly and vehemently parted a mere mortal from his life.

Life, in a universe where heat death awaits all and the endless procession of days must yet have an end, and it is for all of us there. The bear's maw is the abyss that gazes into our soul and says "Sup?" but awaits not the answer. Incisors and talons punctuate the ursine discourse and lend it gravity and meaning of a nature too brutal and exact for mere language.

The stain of life is subsumed in the stain of Treadwell, and we are all so many Park Service rangers who must tidy up after his presumption and folly. Meaning fades, but detergent resistant spills of body fluids are a bitch to wipe clean. Against such things the gods themselves labor in vain.

Ach, be sure to watch my Loch Ness mockumentary. Danke and keep on trucking. Is that said here anymore? The kids said it once I think.

Posted by: Werner Herzog's Grizzly Man Commentary at July 08, 2024 08:28 PM (tmPIh)

122 When Mrs. F. is not surveilling Gaza through her streaming camera network she enjoys watching bears harvest salmon live in some park in Alaska.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 08, 2024 08:28 PM (RIvkX)

123 miklos, JJ said this morning he tried to email you but it bounced back.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 08, 2024 08:30 PM (RIvkX)

124 Miklos, one of many. Kick Miley okra into overdrive. The flick awaits

Posted by: Ben Had at July 08, 2024 08:30 PM (5MvGY)

125 Werner Herzog's Grizzly Man Commentary

Do you have a Patron I can donate too?

Just kidding. The Biden economy made me poor.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 08, 2024 08:30 PM (u82oZ)

126 07
It's great to see people I have nothing in common with, except for an obvious and great love for our country. 9/10. Very inspiring. And you can dance to it!
Posted by: LASue at July

The red pilling of Amber Rose is pretty significant. She is very connected to the hip hop world, as well as modeling. She dated Kanye West before he lost his mind, walked for Louis Vuitton more than once, was married to Wiz Khalifa, went on a feminist rampage with her SlutWalk, and seems to have come to her senses.

Posted by: Piper at July 08, 2024 08:30 PM (p4NUW)

127 Of course, being out in the country we're likely at the very end of the line for repairs. It wouldn't surprise me if it took several days.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh


I am sorry to hear that Hadrian. Yeah, I am sure the power repair crews are assigned going down a priority area and location list. Today I had power back on at 4:30. I typically have power restored in less time. No doubt because I live practically next door to the Johnson Space Center and am on the same grid. Yet I'm sure I didn't get power before Whitmire and the Teen Gauleiter. I hope you get power no later than dawn.

Posted by: Gref at July 08, 2024 08:31 PM (5fDan)

128 San Franpsycho

Please tell me she is providing targeting data for helo mounted 30 mm chain guns.

Lie if you must.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 08, 2024 08:31 PM (u82oZ)

129 Visegrád 24 @visegrad24 7h
BREAKING:
Swedish police confirms that 3 participants of the Malmö Gay Pride Parade in Sweden were beaten up for wearing Stars of David.

The migrant men who attacked them said:

- “Do you support killing children?”
- “You f*cking f*ggots”
- “You think I won’t hit a f*g?”

Ezra Levant 🍁🚛 @ezralevant 5h
Malmo is ~50% Muslim. A gay pride parade there is nuts; a Jewish gay pride parade there is a death wish. I’m surprised they weren’t killed.

Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 08, 2024 08:31 PM (Jh5b+)

130 Many people don't know this, but even the lowly .22 RF cartridge is suitable for protection against even the largest bears if used with care, particularly when in groups. Just kneecap your buddy, and he'll be unable to run. Works every time!

Posted by: Common Tater at July 08, 2024 08:32 PM (bf6Cb)

131 went on a feminist rampage with her SlutWalk, and seems to have come to her senses.
Posted by: Piper at July 08, 2024 08:30 PM (p4NUW)

They never stage Slut Walks around here. I feel cheated...

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 08, 2024 08:32 PM (ztIZS)

132 NaCly, he succumbed to cancer. A life cut short.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 08, 2024 08:32 PM (5MvGY)

133 Women would prefer to meet a bear in the forest than a man. This is what they say.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 08, 2024 07:56 PM (I7Co0)


They're not here for the hunting.

Posted by: The Bear at July 08, 2024 08:33 PM (Kar7f)

134 Gref

Glad you were made whole.

The astronauts still stranded?

All that delay to launch, and now he is homeless in orbit.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 08, 2024 08:33 PM (u82oZ)

135 I thought that Margaret Trudeau and Mick Jagger were together after she rid herself of the drip Pierre.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 08, 2024 08:33 PM (RIvkX)

136 Angel calling @AngelaCaulfiel5 9h
What a surprise, Nigel Farage didn't show up to work today.
Good luck Clacton. You get what you wish for
#Reformgrifters

Nigel Farage MP @Nigel_Farage 6h
Fake news! I’ve been in Clacton, Jaywick and Frinton today. 👋

Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 08, 2024 08:33 PM (Jh5b+)

137 Ben Had

I'm sorry. My profound condolences. Any man that makes you happy and is gone is a loss.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 08, 2024 08:34 PM (u82oZ)

138 Please tell me she is providing targeting data for helo mounted 30 mm chain guns.

Lie if you must.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 08, 2024 08:31 PM (u82oZ)
===
I do not ask questions. She knows every inch of the AO. Its scary.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 08, 2024 08:36 PM (RIvkX)

139 San Franpsycho

Please give her a kiss on the hand from me. She is doing good work.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 08, 2024 08:37 PM (u82oZ)

140 NaCly, his wife and I are keeping it going.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 08, 2024 08:37 PM (5MvGY)

141 miklos, JJ said this morning he tried to email you but it bounced back.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

I tried to email JJ, and that got kicked back.

I suspect mischief afoot.

Posted by: Miklos sez Hi at July 08, 2024 08:37 PM (XIkHl)

142 Visegrád 24 @visegrad24 7h
BREAKING:
Swedish police confirms that 3 participants of the Malmö Gay Pride Parade in Sweden were beaten up for wearing Stars of David.

The migrant men who attacked them said:

- “Do you support killing children?”
- “You f*cking f*ggots”
- “You think I won’t hit a f*g?”

Ezra Levant 🍁🚛 @ezralevant 5h
Malmo is ~50% Muslim. A gay pride parade there is nuts; a Jewish gay pride parade there is a death wish. I’m surprised they weren’t killed.
--

What an odd thing to not know how I feel about an event.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Remember what Magic Johnson taught you, and stay positive! at July 08, 2024 08:38 PM (t/4Zp)

143 Ben Had

You are never dead until you are not mentioned.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 08, 2024 08:38 PM (u82oZ)

144 Telegraph > Email

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 08, 2024 08:38 PM (RIvkX)

145 NaCly. That is why Israel is eternal.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 08, 2024 08:39 PM (5MvGY)

146 Moron Robbie - Remember what Magic Johnson taught you, and stay positive!

Concealed carry is not the answer. A sniper in overwatch, with plausible deniability, is the answer.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 08, 2024 08:39 PM (u82oZ)

147 Do you have a Patron I can donate too?

Just kidding. The Biden economy made me poor.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

You are kind. This is a virtue most prized in our existence.

The bears, though, were not kind to Timothy. Their reasoning eludes us however. Much like Wittgenstein's lion who could speak, the conversation of the bears would tax our faculties.

Posted by: Werner Herzog's Grizzly Man Commentary at July 08, 2024 08:39 PM (tmPIh)

148 Miklos, one of many. Kick Miley okra into overdrive. The flick awaits
Posted by: Ben Had

I shall hybridize okra and kudzu.

There will always be eats.

Posted by: Miklos in the lab at July 08, 2024 08:40 PM (XIkHl)

149 I'm all fur bear threads.

Posted by: Ciampino - Oui Inspecteur, est un oers at July 08, 2024 08:41 PM (qfLjt)

150 Women would prefer to meet a bear in the forest than a man. This is what they say.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

-

I saw an interesting point made the other day.

Should men on Onlyfans make the same as women?

If not, why not? And now please square that with your views on women and women's pay outside of sex work.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Remember what Magic Johnson taught you, and stay positive! at July 08, 2024 08:41 PM (t/4Zp)

151 Werner Herzog's Grizzly Man Commentary

Timothy gave us definitive answers on reality, wishes for harmony, and the food chain. Good intentions are not enough. Common sense rules.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 08, 2024 08:43 PM (u82oZ)

152 134 Gref

Glad you were made whole.

The astronauts still stranded?

All that delay to launch, and now he is homeless in orbit.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 08, 2024 08:33 PM (u82oZ)

Good evening, Salty. I hope you had much better weather than I did the past 18 hours.

I do not know what the situation and plan are for the Starliner and its two crew. People I know either don't know pr aren't talking. I'd like to believe NASA and Boeing have agreed the vehicle is safe for entry but are holding it at ISS as long as possible to continue getting data on the helium leaks. The goal being to see ho long a Starliner with leaks no larger can stay docked and make it home. Neither NASA nor Boeing want to attempt helium plumbing fixes in the blind and re-fly a cert mission. I a feel good the crew is not at risk because i personally know the NASA Commercial Crew Program Manager, He will never risk the crew. Take care!

Posted by: Gref at July 08, 2024 08:44 PM (5fDan)

153 You know that you can paws the video clips!

Posted by: Ciampino - Oui Inspecteur, est les oers at July 08, 2024 08:44 PM (qfLjt)

154 Concealed carry is not the answer. A sniper in overwatch, with plausible deniability, is the answer.
Posted by: NaCly Do

-

I think I'd just sit back and appreciate the Muslims and Gays doing their thing.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Remember what Magic Johnson taught you, and stay positive! at July 08, 2024 08:45 PM (t/4Zp)

155 I've had at least a hundred bear encounters. Never a scratch.
Never had to dispatch one either.
They mostly want to be left alone.
You absolutely cannot panic. They see you shitting yourself as a sign of weakness and a potential dinner.

Posted by: Reforger at July 08, 2024 08:46 PM (xcIvR)

156 I tell summer visitors, if you have a window on the ground floor DO NOT OPEN IT!!! Bears are quite comfortable walking in through the screens. It has happened up and down my street.

Has anybody mentioned that menstruating women are at particular risk?

Posted by: Wenda at July 08, 2024 08:47 PM (4GhzG)

157 Should men on Onlyfans make the same as women?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Remember what Magic Johnson taught you, and stay positive! at July 08, 2024 08:41 PM (t/4Zp)

I don't know how OnlyFans works. Is it a set rate? Or can the content creator set the fee? Is the payment made to OnlyFans and then the organization pays the personality? Or is the person paid directly by the consumer?

If the person is paid directly, and sets their own fee, then the point is moot! It would be decided by the consumers, and what they are willing to pay.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 08, 2024 08:48 PM (OX9vb)

158 Gref

Thank you. Tornado warning went north two days ago. Been uncommonly pleasant for my part of rural Kansas.

I had used the info on the NASA Commercial Crew Program Manager you gave me earlier to reassure my wife. I said "He is a very good man, appointed to fix everything late in the production cycle. He is smart to keep them at the Space Station. If needs, Space X can rescue them. But malfunctioning thrusters during reentry is a point too far for him. "

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 08, 2024 08:49 PM (u82oZ)

159 Bears smell fear.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at July 08, 2024 08:50 PM (qZEuM)

160 Well. I just read a New Yorker long-form piece about an upper middle class British con artist who got himself merc'd by Indian gangbangers he was trying to scam - Zac Brettler. The story would make a good movie.

But the main thing I learned is that the London cops are just as corrupt - if not moreso - than the lowlifes we've got working in really rotten boroughs like Chicago, or even *shudders* Philadelphia.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 08, 2024 08:50 PM (0FoWg)

161 I'll avoid bear contact until they learn to respect both kayaks and coolers. Once had a Mama Bear and two cubs eat a six pack of Hershey bars, big pack of chicken, hamburger, nice ripe peaches in Smoky Mountain National Park. They left a trail of destruction going from site to site, including the "bear-proof" trash cans.

Posted by: Chocoless at July 08, 2024 08:51 PM (V5BDR)

162 The bears, though, were not kind to Timothy. Their reasoning eludes us however.
Posted by: Werner Herzog's Grizzly Man Commentary at July 08, 2024 08:39 PM (tmPIh)

——————-

He was an asshole.

Posted by: A Bear at July 08, 2024 08:53 PM (u73oe)

163 I don't know how OnlyFans works. Is it a set rate? Or can the content creator set the fee? Is the payment made to OnlyFans and then the organization pays the personality? Or is the person paid directly by the consumer?

If the person is paid directly, and sets their own fee, then the point is moot! It would be decided by the consumers, and what they are willing to pay.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs!

--

I only know that it's a pyramid scheme, with young ladies trying to get some sort of link or referral from the popular models who then get X% of whatever the nobodies make. And all the sex workers pay the pimp - a man - who owns Onlyfans a big chunk of their subscription income.

But there are quite a few sex workers making a lot of money on it, and - it being sex work - the men aren't making nearly as much since very few people want to see a man's hairy butt.

Which was the point. If lady firefighters should make the same as male firemen for equality, why shouldn't male O.F. workers receive a portion of popular female whores income for equality?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Remember what Magic Johnson taught you, and stay positive! at July 08, 2024 08:53 PM (t/4Zp)

164 Crime goes down significantly in Sweden in the summer.

While a first-cut 'Ron approximation of the reason would be that many are putting in time at the beach checking out up and coming potential members of the National Bikini Team, it turns out this would be incorrect.

No, the reason is that many "migrants" are on "holiday" (the way Euros refer to 'vacation') to their "home countries".

Apparently, however, the fact that fewer "migrants" means less crime is not something that can be spoken of aloud.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 08, 2024 08:53 PM (UdzhC)

165 Werner Herzog is alright, I guess.

But I can't really ever forgive him for Grizzly Man. He cut the footage before we could see a hippie retard and his hippie tardwife get apprehended by the razor sharp, merciless claws and teeth of reality. Hearing them be mauled isn't really enough to drive the lesson home for my kids.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 08, 2024 08:54 PM (0FoWg)

166 Werner Herzog's Grizzly Man Commentary

Timothy gave us definitive answers on reality, wishes for harmony, and the food chain. Good intentions are not enough. Common sense rules.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

Like Icarus, he flew too near the sun. And in his headlong plummet he revealed ...

What everyone knew would happen. At times now, when I am editing films or firing a revolver at the tombstone of Klaus Kinski, I find myself wondering if the bears were attempting, in their ursine way, to deliver euthanasia to an irritating young challenger of conventional wisdom.

Or if they were pissed and hungry. Probably that. Ach, do not miss my star turn in the first Tom Cruise Jack Reacher film, where I play the Zec, and where also, like all on set, my parts were all filmed on my knees while positioned in a three foot hole. Cruise is not of the proportion of a Gargantua or a Pantagruel. But maybe this is known?

Posted by: Werner Herzog's Grizzly Man Commentary at July 08, 2024 08:55 PM (tmPIh)

167 The tattooed guy feeding donuts to the bears isn't doing them a favor.

A fed bear is a dead bear, as the park rangers say.

Posted by: mnw at July 08, 2024 08:55 PM (NLIak)

168 Once had a Mama Bear and two cubs eat a six pack of Hershey bars, big pack of chicken, hamburger, nice ripe peaches in Smoky Mountain National Park. They left a trail of destruction going from site to site, including the "bear-proof" trash cans.
Posted by: Chocoless

I see Trump as bear memes a-coming.

Posted by: Miklos heard that from Madame Magda, Reader and Advisor at July 08, 2024 08:55 PM (XIkHl)

169 I can "bearly" contain my joy of a bear Cafe.

Posted by: Beartooth at July 08, 2024 08:55 PM (JUL2H)

170 158 Gref

Thank you. Tornado warning went north two days ago. Been uncommonly pleasant for my part of rural Kansas.

I had used the info on the NASA Commercial Crew Program Manager you gave me earlier to reassure my wife. I said "He is a very good man, appointed to fix everything late in the production cycle. He is smart to keep them at the Space Station. If needs, Space X can rescue them. But malfunctioning thrusters during reentry is a point too far for him. "

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 08, 2024 08:49 PM (u82oZ)


He is one of the smartest men I have ever worked with. And one of the best men I have ever known. He of course is not infallible but I can think of no one better to be in charge of this. He was not in-charge during Boeing design process and initial qualification and cert ops. He's been diligently correcting the problems he inherited.

Posted by: Gref at July 08, 2024 08:55 PM (5fDan)

171 Those donut-eating bears are probably owned by a Russian or something like that. Caged, or fenced in bears living on junk food apparently.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 08, 2024 08:57 PM (tMsXg)

172 100
McJagger just happened to give her Satisfaction while she had Sympathy For The Devil when she yelled Gimme Shelter

Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 08, 2024 08:19 PM (Jh5b
----
Did McJagger ever Paint It Black?

Posted by: Ciampino - Oui Inspecteur, est peint le en noir at July 08, 2024 08:57 PM (qfLjt)

173 A sniper in overwatch, with plausible deniability, is the answer.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 08, 2024 08:39 PM


This topic is discussed here often on the Art Thread, of all places, proving yet yet yet again that this is a Smart Military Blog.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 08, 2024 08:58 PM (UdzhC)

174 Turns out, menstruating women are also most at risk of bat attacks. Also nesting in their hair. Avoid at all costs.

Posted by: Penguin Pete at July 08, 2024 08:58 PM (V5BDR)

175 And I'm no stranger to bears. I love them at a visceral level. I kinda helped raise a family of them.

They are not your friends.

Do not do what Timothy Deadwell did. Or they will lay you open to your visceral level. Even "nice" ones, like blackies.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 08, 2024 08:58 PM (0FoWg)

176 Too bad I'm traveling or I'd bore you to death with my hair raising grizzly bear encounters.

Posted by: Beartooth at July 08, 2024 08:59 PM (JUL2H)

177 Not to mention bears have terrible dental habits, often neither brushing OR flossing, and cavities could make them unable to eat.

(said jokingly but messed up teeth from sugars would be a big long term problem)

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Remember what Magic Johnson taught you, and stay positive! at July 08, 2024 09:00 PM (t/4Zp)

178 Has anybody mentioned that menstruating women are at particular risk?
Posted by: Wenda at July 08, 2024 08:47 PM (4GhzG)

-----------

Not just menstruating women!

Posted by: Adm. Richard "Rachel" Levine at July 08, 2024 09:00 PM (jdHxK)

179 175 And I'm no stranger to bears. I love them at a visceral level. I kinda helped raise a family of them.

They are not your friends.

Do not do what Timothy Deadwell did. Or they will lay you open to your visceral level. Even "nice" ones, like blackies.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 08, 2024 08:58 PM (0FoWg)


Take a good look at the size of the claws on the bear given a drink and compare them to the size of the boy. Yikes!

Posted by: Gref at July 08, 2024 09:01 PM (5fDan)

180 They left a trail of destruction going from site to site, including the "bear-proof" trash cans.
Posted by: Chocoless at July 08, 2024 08:51 PM (V5BDR)

--------

Probably in retaliation for not finding any bourbon.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 08, 2024 09:01 PM (jdHxK)

181 167 A fed bear is a dead bear, as the park rangers say.

Posted by: mnw at July 08, 2024 08:55 PM (NLIak)


Yeah, well, park rangers are 'tards.

Posted by: Yogi at July 08, 2024 09:01 PM (DTX3h)

182 Yes! Men can have periods too!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Common Tater at July 08, 2024 09:02 PM (tMsXg)

183 There is a bear in the woods. For some people, the bear is easy to see. Others don't see it at all.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 08, 2024 08:12 PM (LkLld)
~~~~~

You must be very, very old.

Posted by: IrishEi at July 08, 2024 09:02 PM (3ImbR)

184 I don't know how OnlyFans works. Is it a set rate? Or can the content creator set the fee? Is the payment made to OnlyFans and then the organization pays the personality? Or is the person paid directly by the consumer?
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 08, 2024 08:48 PM


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Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 08, 2024 09:02 PM (UdzhC)

185 That last bear to get a donut was actually Vindman in disguise

Posted by: steevy at July 08, 2024 09:02 PM (HJ9BW)

186 181 167 A fed bear is a dead bear, as the park rangers say.

Posted by: mnw at July 08, 2024 08:55 PM (NLIak)

Yeah, well, park rangers are 'tards.

Posted by: Yogi at July 08, 2024 09:01 PM (DTX3h)

+1

Posted by: Boo Boo at July 08, 2024 09:02 PM (5fDan)

187 Democrats need to embrace their inner Treadwell.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 08, 2024 09:03 PM (5hy2B)

188 Essentially you pay a subscription fee to see the persons content

Posted by: steevy at July 08, 2024 09:03 PM (HJ9BW)

189 Duncanthrax

And yet we all play spot the sniper's cover.

The art thread is our cultural touch-stone, exposing our minds to beauty, and also the unstable minds of artists with skills, like today's entry.

We watch the daily arc of art acceptance as a shadow in Plato's cave.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 08, 2024 09:03 PM (u82oZ)

190 There it is:

" You can charge between $4.99 and $49.99 per month, and OnlyFans only takes a 20% cut!...

Paid “shoutouts” for other creators. Once you’ve got a following, you can charge other creators to promote their pages."

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Remember what Magic Johnson taught you, and stay positive! at July 08, 2024 09:04 PM (t/4Zp)

191 A Fed bear?

Boo-boo was a CI?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 08, 2024 09:04 PM (5hy2B)

192 Take a good look at the size of the claws on the bear given a drink and compare them to the size of the boy. Yikes!
Posted by: Gref at July 08, 2024 09:01 PM (5fDan)
~~~~~

Saw a stuffed grizzly at one of the Ranger stations on a cross-country trip some years ago. Damn thing was about 10 feet tall and could have ripped my head off with one hand like it was a ping pong ball.

Posted by: IrishEi at July 08, 2024 09:04 PM (3ImbR)

193 The hub mint who sets up these false flag groups are apparently unaware the "fronts" are commie organizations

Posted by: steevy at July 08, 2024 09:04 PM (HJ9BW)

194 Turns out, menstruating women are also most at risk of bat attacks. Also nesting in their hair. Avoid at all costs.
Posted by: Penguin Pete at July 08, 2024 08:58 PM


Since I rarely, if ever, know when women are menstruating, it is infeasible to avoid them, and I don't even try.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 08, 2024 09:05 PM (UdzhC)

195 Anyone else think how incongruous it is for "migrants" to be able to vacation for the summer?

Posted by: steevy at July 08, 2024 09:06 PM (HJ9BW)

196
All that delay to launch, and now he is homeless in orbit.
Posted by: NaCly Dog


Planet Earth is blue and there's nothing he can do.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 08, 2024 09:07 PM (63Dwl)

197 https://t.co/YULEkHYBFP
Goldman Sachs put out a 31-page-report (titled "Gen AI: Too Much Spend, Too Little Benefit?” that includes some of the most damning literature on generative AI I've ever seen...
...The report covers AI's productivity benefits (which are likely limited), AI's returns (which are likely significantly limited), and AI's power demands (which are likely so significant that utility companies will have to spend nearly 40% more in the next three years to keep up with the demand from hyperscalers like Google and Microsoft).
...generative AI's ability to affect global productivity is low because "many of the tasks that humans currently perform...are multi-faceted and require real-world interaction, which AI won't be able to materially improve anytime soon."

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at July 08, 2024 09:07 PM (9aVck)

198 Werner Herzog is alright, I guess.

But I can't really ever forgive him for Grizzly Man. He cut the footage before we could see a hippie retard and his hippie tardwife get apprehended by the razor sharp, merciless claws and teeth of reality. Hearing them be mauled isn't really enough to drive the lesson home for my kids.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

I am alright like the rodent who appears at the end of Caddyshack, nicht wahr? I hear now the music. It refreshes and steels us in our valiant but questionable effort against a universe vast and unfeeling.

The bears going medieval on Timothy and his life partner - one of your great showmen, Pauly Shore, maybe, said "always leave 'em wanting more." My agent said Vern (he calls me Vern), that is what the Director's Cut is for. Soundtrack is added in the special Collector's Edition. Sometimes, when I am throwing rocks at Angela Merkel to chastise her for being unlike Doris Day, America's Sweetheart, I wonder if I should follow the course you suggest. That's the biz - from nonetheless than Remo Williams, hero of American stage and screen.

Posted by: Werner Herzog's Grizzly Man Commentary at July 08, 2024 09:07 PM (tmPIh)

199 We watch the daily arc of art acceptance as a shadow in Plato's cave.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 08, 2024 09:03 PM


Somewhere in the distance outside the cave, a dog barked.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 08, 2024 09:08 PM (UdzhC)

200 190 There it is:
" You can charge between $4.99 and $49.99 per month, and OnlyFans only takes a 20% cut!...


You know, I heard a rumor about some new pimp up in Park County. They say he's real respectful; lots of girls switching over to him.

Posted by: gKWVE at July 08, 2024 09:08 PM (gKWVE)

201 195 Anyone else think how incongruous it is for "migrants" to be able to vacation for the summer?
Posted by: steevy at July 08, 2024 09:06 PM (HJ9BW)

*raises hand

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 08, 2024 09:08 PM (OX9vb)

202 >>You must be very, very old.

Takes one to know one.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 08, 2024 09:09 PM (LkLld)

203 When I went to hike Mt Baldy outside Anchorage in 2018, I drove to the trailhead and swore that if I saw no one else, I would leave. But I saw a good amount of people on the trail, who I knew were chatting amicably among themselves and otherwise making noise. Therefore I knew the bears would keep away. I then hit the trail.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 08, 2024 09:10 PM (8sMut)

204 The bear is loose.

Posted by: Barry O at July 08, 2024 09:11 PM (SYTee)

205 Rumor has it one of our 'Rons did OnlyFans for a spell.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 08, 2024 09:11 PM (UdzhC)

206
Planet Earth is blue and there's nothing he can do.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 08, 2024 09:07 PM (63Dwl)

Ground control to

Posted by: Maj Tom at July 08, 2024 09:12 PM (8sMut)

207 Rumor has it one of our 'Rons did OnlyFans for a spell.
Posted by: Duncanthrax

The Paolo generates, how you say, multiple income streams.

Posted by: The Paolo at July 08, 2024 09:13 PM (WXNFJ)

208 Dash my lace wigs!

A simple reentry effort by the Swede would help their own country. Or moving migrants north to feed the black flies / mosquitos of summer / bears and wolves of winter. Like Timothy.

Make the food chain strong again.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 08, 2024 09:13 PM (u82oZ)

209 Rumor has it one of our 'Rons did OnlyFans for a spell.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 08, 2024 09:11 PM (UdzhC)

I go by "@LuckyDice," and they're not rumors. It's like a baby's arm holding an apple.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 08, 2024 09:13 PM (0FoWg)

210 205 Rumor has it one of our 'Rons did OnlyFans for a spell.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 08, 2024 09:11 PM (UdzhC)

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Garrett?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 08, 2024 09:14 PM (jdHxK)

211 201 195 Anyone else think how incongruous it is for "migrants" to be able to vacation for the summer?
Posted by: steevy at July 08, 2024 09:06 PM (HJ9BW)

*raises hand

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 08, 2024 09:08 PM (OX9vb)
----
Refuse them reentry?

Posted by: Ciampino - Oui Inspecteur, est peint le en noir! at July 08, 2024 09:14 PM (qfLjt)

212 205 Rumor has it one of our 'Rons did OnlyFans for a spell.

They paid me to remove the pictures...

Posted by: steevy at July 08, 2024 09:14 PM (HJ9BW)

213 209 Rumor has it one of our 'Rons did OnlyFans for a spell.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 08, 2024 09:11 PM (UdzhC)

I go by "@LuckyDice," and they're not rumors. It's like a baby's arm holding an apple.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 08, 2024

Oh dear heavens…🤣

Posted by: Piper at July 08, 2024 09:14 PM (p4NUW)

214 Onlyfans is a ripoff.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 08, 2024 09:15 PM (u73oe)

215 Boeing capsule has something like 70lbs of compressed Helium aboard. Have they told us how big these leaks are? If in order of fractions then why the hold?

Didn't they fix all the thrusters except one?

I would be worrying about the supplies aboard ISS having to support two more mouths to feed and keep breathing.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 08, 2024 09:15 PM (5hy2B)

216 Ciampino

Spot on! Leave them outside looking in, at a newly crime-reduced, Swedish go-getting economy.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 08, 2024 09:15 PM (u82oZ)

217 But there are quite a few whores making a lot of money on it, and - it being whoring - the men aren't making nearly as much since very few people want to see a man's hairy butt.

FIFY. ("Sex workers" is so fucking stupid. One, trying to make whoring sound more Marxist. Two, just call them what they are: whores. And I say that in general, especially to the media that want to make whoring sound SO nice.)

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 08, 2024 09:16 PM (8sMut)

218 And I say that in general, especially to the media that want to make whoring sound SO nice.)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33


It's professional courtesy.

Posted by: the media at July 08, 2024 09:17 PM (gKWVE)

219 Have a great night everyone.


May power reach your house, rain stay outside of your house, and trees stay upright.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 08, 2024 09:19 PM (u82oZ)

220 Take care Salty Dawg

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 08, 2024 09:20 PM (5hy2B)

221 Yes! Men can have periods too!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Common Tater at July 08, 2024 09:02 PM (tMsXg)

.....

Hmmm, you're right.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 08, 2024 09:20 PM (QVbcL)

222
206 Planet Earth is blue and there's nothing he can do.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 08, 2024 09:07 PM (63Dwl)

Ground control to
Posted by: Maj Tom at July 08, 2024 09:12 PM (8sMut

Across the stratosphere, a final message
"Give my wife my love," then nothing more
Far beneath the ship the world is mourning
They don't realize he's alive
No one understands, but Major Tom sees
"Now the light commands, this is my home
I'm coming home"

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 08, 2024 09:20 PM (S6gqv)

223 This "Only Fans" is something that Klaus Kinski, in his depravity, would attempt. Yet he would thwart himself in his refusal to cater to the fans, his features remaining frozen in a Teutonic obstinate stubborn grimness, primordial and off-putting. They would gaze at him and despair.

Were he alive and attempting such a questionable venture, I would message him and offer fifty dollars American if he would dance like a monkey. A monkey who thinks itself a ballerina, and pirouettes in a mockery of all that is good and decent.

He did something like that on the set of Fitzcarraldo. It was unprompted, and we begged him to cease. Darkness stole in upon the rainforest canopy there in Brazil that day. A darkness that was also fey and mincing. Ach, be sure to check out Aguirre: The Wrath of God in 4K.

Posted by: Werner Herzog's Grizzly Man Commentary at July 08, 2024 09:21 PM (tmPIh)

224 FIFY. ("Sex workers" is so fucking stupid. One, trying to make whoring sound more Marxist. Two, just call them what they are: whores. And I say that in general, especially to the media that want to make whoring sound SO nice.)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33

-

The best part is that the women have been convinced (I assume by the pimps) that doing porn is somehow empowering women.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - like Magic Johnson always said - Stay positive! at July 08, 2024 09:21 PM (K58To)

225 Onlyfans is a ripoff.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 08, 2024 09:15 PM (u73oe)

Next you'll tell me casinos amass wealth from the weak and futile greed of ordinary people.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 08, 2024 09:24 PM (QVbcL)

226 Oh dear heavens…🤣
Posted by: Piper at July 08, 2024 09:14 PM (p4NUW)

Eh, that one was low-hanging fruit.

Kinda like that "apple."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 08, 2024 09:25 PM (0FoWg)

227 >>> 225 Onlyfans is a ripoff.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 08, 2024 09:15 PM (u73oe)

Next you'll tell me casinos amass wealth from the weak and futile greed of ordinary people.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 08, 2024 09:24 PM (QVbcL)

*shifty eyes*

Posted by: State Lotteries at July 08, 2024 09:25 PM (VavZF)

228 Takes one to know one.
~~~~~

Heh. I was but a twinkle in my father's eye when that was made. In fact, my great grandfather is the one who told me about it.

Posted by: IrishEi at July 08, 2024 09:26 PM (3ImbR)

229 "I sucker punched a bear"

LMAO.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at July 08, 2024 09:26 PM (4vAwW)

230 >>> 228 Takes one to know one.
~~~~~

Heh. I was but a twinkle in my father's eye when that was made. In fact, my great grandfather is the one who told me about it.
Posted by: IrishEi at July 08, 2024 09:26 PM (3ImbR)

I remember it. I was not yet 29.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 08, 2024 09:27 PM (VavZF)

231 I can eat fifty Treadwells.

Posted by: Cool Hand Grizzly Bear at July 08, 2024 09:28 PM (SYTee)

232
Next you'll tell me casinos amass wealth from the weak and futile greed of ordinary people.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 08, 2024 09:24 PM (QVbcL)

Pssst…. Most of your tax dollars are wasted.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 08, 2024 09:29 PM (S6gqv)

233 The bear went over the mountain
The bear went over the mountain
The bear went over the mountain
And what do you think he saw

Posted by: IrishEi at July 08, 2024 09:29 PM (3ImbR)

234 Trump is on Hannity if Sean could just shut up.

Posted by: Cosda at July 08, 2024 09:29 PM (TO2BB)

235
True fact: Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear rug in his home.

The bear isn't dead, he's just afraid to move.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 08, 2024 09:29 PM (UdzhC)

236 215 Boeing capsule has something like 70lbs of compressed Helium aboard. Have they told us how big these leaks are? If in order of fractions then why the hold?

Didn't they fix all the thrusters except one?

I would be worrying about the supplies aboard ISS having to support two more mouths to feed and keep breathing.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 08, 2024 09:15 PM (5hy2B)


Helium - I know few details about anything on Starliner outside the docking system. I can't answer your questions about leak rates and so on. The leaks are in the Service Module segment of Starliner. During entry it will detached from the Crew Module and burn-up. Meaning no helium plumbing ground investigations can be performed. I believe this is why NASA and Boeing are trying to characterize the leak rates in a variety of sun, earth, and deep space exposure positions (i.e, thermal conditions) then attempt to extrapolate the leak rate over a 200 day docked stay. This was the original cert plan anyway - stay docked for about 10 days and extrapolate to 200 days. The current leaks were not expected based on pre-flight testing, so additional on-orbit testing is being done.

Posted by: Boo Boo at July 08, 2024 09:31 PM (5fDan)

237 Trump is on Hannity if Sean could just shut up.
Posted by: Cosda
---------
He doesn't have the ability.

Posted by: Ron White at July 08, 2024 09:31 PM (41CYW)

238 The Polar Bear attack scene in Roadhouse was awesome.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 08, 2024 09:31 PM (jdHxK)

239 Pssst…. Most of your tax dollars are wasted.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 08, 2024 09:29 PM (S6gqv)

You misspelled the word all.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 08, 2024 09:31 PM (QVbcL)

240 I remember it. I was not yet 29.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 08, 2024 09:27 PM (VavZF)
~~~~~

That's right. Because you were a very precocious child. A prodigy in fact!

Posted by: IrishEi at July 08, 2024 09:31 PM (3ImbR)

241 Off Boo Boo sock

Posted by: Gref at July 08, 2024 09:32 PM (5fDan)

242 Rumor has it one of our 'Rons did OnlyFans for a spell.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 08, 2024 09:11 PM (UdzhC)

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Garrett?
Posted by: Cicero

It was mesmerizing.

Posted by: Miklos heard that from Ace at July 08, 2024 09:32 PM (XIkHl)

243 This commentary track, as with all things, nears the end. From the audio booth I see the soundtrack editor making the "wrap it up" sign. I know the meaning, but feign unawareness, in keeping with my diminished Old World sensibility. Plugs are acceptable, yes, in the accepted narrative of American commercial culture? I was told this by my agent.

So, before I depart into the darkness that is but prologue for the greater darkness that is to come, keep an eye out for the Criterion edition of my documentary Little Dieter Needs To Fly. It diverts and amuses.

Also, don't forget to check out Parks and Recreation, in which I appear with your Chris Pratt and Aubrey Plaza as a landlord of questionable sanity and potentially nefarious intent. Plaza frightened me with her demeanor. Chris Pratt, though, was a prince of a guy.

Posted by: Werner Herzog's Grizzly Man Commentary at July 08, 2024 09:34 PM (tmPIh)

244 In Montana, bears love to high-five Casey Anderson!

https://tinyurl.com/436esamf

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at July 08, 2024 09:34 PM (sjfNX)

245 Hannity is a dumb shit. He works for Fox, so I guess that's redundant. Really for anyone in media. But Fox is special. Their on-air "talent" is animalistically stupid. Not like dogs or monkeys. Like sharks. They're primates, technically, but I'm pretty sure they just have an autonomic nervous system that reflexively compels them to do CrossFit and read from a prompter.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 08, 2024 09:35 PM (0FoWg)

246 Welp. Disney screwed something else up.

In their takeover of Hulu, they've prevented me from signing into the app, no matter what I do.

Way to go, Disney!

Idiots.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 08, 2024 09:36 PM (BpYfr)

247 Do not let your kid stand next to a bear.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson DeSantis/Lake 2024 at July 08, 2024 09:37 PM (55boN)

248 Someday I will impart the story of the attempt to unionize the whores at the Mustang II. Got a few. Gonna try

See this union guy rings the bell.
Gets let in and starts his spiel on the ladies.
"The house takes half. How can you live like that?"
Whores sign a union agreement.
Things go to hell. The house starts charging the girls for food and lodging and the girls are making less now than ever.
Union guy returns as a customer.
No line up or anything.
"What the hell? where are the girls?"
Madam points to Ethel sitting in a cloud of smoke drinking whiskey.
"You have to fuck Ethel, she has seniority."

Posted by: Reforger at July 08, 2024 09:37 PM (xcIvR)

249 Hannity is the epitome of loud-mouthed mid-wit.

Oh and he had jobs, like real jobs

Posted by: Miklos utterly disregards at July 08, 2024 09:37 PM (XIkHl)

250 I just read about Elon's comments. I've never been to Africa but I love that he's embraced American culture and work ethic. Can I nominate him for some kind of Cabinet Secretary that oversees all the lesser ones?

Posted by: NC Ref at July 08, 2024 09:39 PM (2xCPU)

251 Hannity always talks about being a roofer. I bet his former employers have some horror stories. Shingled floors, linoleum tiles hanging from gables, that sort of thing.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 08, 2024 09:39 PM (0FoWg)

252 Werner, my hats off to you!

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 08, 2024 09:39 PM (S6gqv)

253 I just read about Elon's comments. I've never been to Africa but I love that he's embraced American culture and work ethic. Can I nominate him for some kind of Cabinet Secretary that oversees all the lesser ones?
Posted by: NC Ref

There should be a Secretary Plenipotentiary of Firing People.

Posted by: Miklos suggests at July 08, 2024 09:40 PM (XIkHl)

254 187 Democrats need to embrace their inner Treadwell.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 08, 2024 09:03 PM (5hy2B)

That explains their immigration policies.

Posted by: tankdemon at July 08, 2024 09:41 PM (kamYG)

255 House Painter Hannity is an IC asset.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at July 08, 2024 09:42 PM (qZEuM)

256 236 215 Boeing capsule has something like 70lbs of compressed Helium aboard. Have they told us how big these leaks are? If in order of fractions then why the hold?

Didn't they fix all the thrusters except one?

I would be worrying about the supplies aboard ISS having to support two more mouths to feed and keep breathing.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 08, 2024 09:15 PM (5hy2B)


Continued -

Helium leaks and Vehicle Certification - The SpaceX Crew Dragon was certified for 200 days using the same short stay and extrapolate process.

Thruster Fixed - I do not keep up with the day-to-day status of Starliner so I cannot fully answer. But nothing was fixed as such. There is no ability to fix the Starliner prop system on-orbit. The flight controllers may have modified some valve settings or sequences and the 'bad' thruster began working acceptably. Or maybe it mysteriously began working acceptably after a few more tries. We'll have to see what the post-mission report reports on this one.

Posted by: Gref at July 08, 2024 09:42 PM (5fDan)

257 Werner, my hats off to you!
Posted by: Tom Servo

take off, hoser

Posted by: If Werner von Braun were Canadian at July 08, 2024 09:44 PM (XIkHl)

258 It's great to see people I have nothing in common with, except for an obvious and great love for our country. 9/10. Very inspiring. And you can dance to it!
Posted by: LASue at July

The red pilling of Amber Rose is pretty significant. She is very connected to the hip hop world, as well as modeling. She dated Kanye West before he lost his mind, walked for Louis Vuitton more than once, was married to Wiz Khalifa, went on a feminist rampage with her SlutWalk, and seems to have come to her senses.
Posted by: Piper at July 08, 2024 08:30 PM (4NUW)

********

Funny that the ad that played before the video was little Bobby D stumping for FJB. I was able to skip it after a few seconds which was nice, because usually on Utoob I can't skip Potatus' ad but I can skip the next one since ads usually come in pairs. So you know those f**kers are all in for him.

Trump should put out a statement that he'll do live impromptu phone interviews for any black radio station anywhere, anytime.

Posted by: haffhowershower at July 08, 2024 09:44 PM (NMT5x)

259 Thank you, Tom. That is most kind.

Also, be sure to check out Rescue Dawn, an action movie inspired by Little Dieter Needs To Fly. It features Christian Bale, whom I directed as I did Klaus Kinski, with cat toys, gibbon-like chattering, and 22 LR ricochet shots. We bonded over our disdain for the Craft Services refreshment table. Later, Gator, as says the hip children, ja?

Posted by: Werner Herzog's Grizzly Man Commentary at July 08, 2024 09:46 PM (tmPIh)

260 Thruster Fixed - I do not keep up with the day-to-day status of Starliner so I cannot fully answer. But nothing was fixed as such. There is no ability to fix the Starliner prop system on-orbit. The flight controllers may have modified some valve settings or sequences and the 'bad' thruster began working acceptably. Or maybe it mysteriously began working acceptably after a few more tries. We'll have to see what the post-mission report reports on this one.

Posted by: Gref at July 08, 2024 09:42 PM (5fDan)


I used to work on mechanical devices. Like Garrett loves and gaming stuff. We'd get tech support calls asking why something stopped working. And yeah turning it off then on gets it working again. So "Oh Yeah" it's all good.



Though I definitely would not want to get a call-back on that ticket when they're going through re-entry and it's not working again.

Posted by: NC Ref at July 08, 2024 09:48 PM (2xCPU)

261 Trump should put out a statement that he'll do live impromptu phone interviews for any black radio station anywhere, anytime.
Posted by: haffhowershower

His assistant keeps a bottle of Trump Sauce at all times.

Posted by: *hic* at July 08, 2024 09:48 PM (XIkHl)

262 Frankly, All of you hunters residing in the D11 hunting zone in and around Los Angeles should take out tags, limber up your Excalibur Assassin Extreme Crossbows...

And cull the herd! Bear meat is mighty fine with the right amount of field dressing and storage.

Bear Stews are the best.

Posted by: Nightwatch at July 08, 2024 09:52 PM (TDvv2)

263 I bet the Murdochs keep Hannity and the others in kennels when it isn't yard time or feeding time. Then, the handlers dart them with Xanax to calm them down, wipe the drool from their simian chins, and dress them for the rolling cameras.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 08, 2024 09:53 PM (0FoWg)

264 A lot of the sites in Voyageurs have steel lock boxes.

The shitter doesn't have a building but dinner is safe.
Posted by: DaveA


On the Boundary Waters side I didn't see any lock boxes at any of my campsites but those would have been nice. We had to make an attempt at hanging a bear bag. I say attempt, because there usually weren't enough trees or big enough trees to do it properly. Luckily never saw/heard any bears on my trip.

I love the nickname of the shitters up there...the Grumper. Isn't there a name for words that use the sound of the action to describe said action? This is it. Also more than a sound...it's a feeling too.

Posted by: haffhowershower at July 08, 2024 09:53 PM (NMT5x)

265 And now we await the ONT, as we await all things, dark and fair, an interminable delay that begins as we are conceived, and, once born, forces us to willfully forget that at all times, half the world is shrouded in darkness. This is inescapable, and the cosmos laughs at our presumption.

Like I laughed at Dark Side of the Moon when it was paired up with Frau Judy Garland's The Wizard of Oz. That was totally a trip. It is not unlike when as a boy, I played Leonard Bernstein's records backwards and discovered, not a message, but a dawning realization, that phonograph needles have their limits, and that the music industry encourages such things to up their sales.

This is the despair of the marketplace. Ach, a final auf wiedersehen to all.

Posted by: Werner Herzog's Grizzly Man Commentary at July 08, 2024 09:55 PM (tmPIh)

266 250 I just read about Elon's comments. I've never been to Africa but I love that he's embraced American culture and work ethic. Can I nominate him for some kind of Cabinet Secretary that oversees all the lesser ones?
Posted by: NC Ref at July 08, 2024 09:39 PM (2xCPU)

As much as I would like to see Elon in the cabinet, he is too great an asset to the country running SpaceX and the social media site formerly known own as Twitter to waste his talent in government.

Posted by: tankdemon at July 08, 2024 09:56 PM (kamYG)

267 Posted by: Gref at July 08, 2024 09:42 PM (5fDan)

I used to work on mechanical devices. Like Garrett loves and gaming stuff. We'd get tech support calls asking why something stopped working. And yeah turning it off then on gets it working again. So "Oh Yeah" it's all good.

Though I definitely would not want to get a call-back on that ticket when they're going through re-entry and it's not working again.

Posted by: NC Ref at July 08, 2024 09:48 PM (2xCPU)

There is some redundancy in all US manned spacecraft systems (except structures, of course!). I can tell you the redundancy of most Shuttle systems but I don't know it for Starliner. I doubt one failed thruster is a flight safety issue. But if the failure cause on the one thruster is unknown, it makes a manager's job no fun.

Posted by: Gref at July 08, 2024 09:56 PM (5fDan)

268 I bet the Murdochs keep Hannity and the others in kennels when it isn't yard time or feeding time. Then, the handlers dart them with Xanax to calm them down, wipe the drool from their simian chins, and dress them for the rolling cameras.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

The Murdochs own the Times of London, which is about as anti-Trump as the NYT.

Posted by: Miklos used to be in that bidnis at July 08, 2024 09:57 PM (XIkHl)

269 YEAH...About THAT BOEING Space capsule and the two astronauts that WERE supposed to fly it back over 2 weeks ago now...I smell something bad up at the ISS...

Hopefully it's not a dead Astronaut.

Oh, another launch from Vandenberg Space Port in about...well soon.

Posted by: Nightwatch at July 08, 2024 09:58 PM (TDvv2)

270 Bear Stews are the best.
Posted by: Nightwatch

Bearclaws

Posted by: the various Vindmans at July 08, 2024 10:00 PM (XIkHl)

271 Nood!

Posted by: haffhowershower at July 08, 2024 10:02 PM (NMT5x)

272 Whether bear meat is good or not depends on the time of year it was killed. I was lucky enough to be served meat from a pre-hibernation bear and it was the richest meat I've ever tasted in my life. Oh my goodness. I've also been served a bear stew with meat from a spring, post-hibernation bear. Stringy and sour.

Posted by: Wenda at July 08, 2024 10:03 PM (4GhzG)

273 So Vandenberg launch is now pushed to 7/10/24..7 PM to 11 PM launch window.

Posted by: Nightwatch at July 08, 2024 10:04 PM (TDvv2)

274 The current leaks were not expected based on pre-flight testing, so additional on-orbit testing is being done.
Posted by: Boo Boo at July 08, 2024 09:31 PM (5fDan)


I remember someone in aerospace mentioning that the problem with Helium is that it gets everywhere, and it could mess up circuitry. Is that true of modern solid state equipment, or just old style tubes and capacitors and such? My resources are very old, as in the Fifties old.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 08, 2024 10:05 PM (D7oie)

275 As much as I would like to see Elon in the cabinet, he is too great an asset to the country running SpaceX and the social media site formerly known own as Twitter to waste his talent in government.

Posted by: tankdemon at July 08, 2024 09:56 PM (kamYG)




Yes you're right. Can't disagree with that! Same as DeSantis should stay as gov instead of trying to fix the DOJ. So tired of FedGov and I have lots of family there. Bitches.....

Posted by: NC Ref at July 08, 2024 10:05 PM (2xCPU)

276 274 The current leaks were not expected based on pre-flight testing, so additional on-orbit testing is being done.
Posted by: Boo Boo at July 08, 2024 09:31 PM (5fDan)

I remember someone in aerospace mentioning that the problem with Helium is that it gets everywhere, and it could mess up circuitry. Is that true of modern solid state equipment, or just old style tubes and capacitors and such? My resources are very old, as in the Fifties old.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 08, 2024 10:05 PM (D7oie)


Good question. My educated guess is there is not a problem but I am not certain.

Posted by: Gref at July 08, 2024 10:08 PM (5fDan)

277 Bears are dogs on steroids.

Posted by: Luger Axhandle at July 09, 2024 12:19 PM (+VQnm)

278 forget Planet of the Apes ... I want to see a PLANET of the BEARS !!!!!

Posted by: The Dark Lord at July 09, 2024 03:40 PM (DBAaD)

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