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Water Hazards Cafe

ospreydiving.jpg
An osprey catching a meal

I chomp you!

Gonna guess this is scenic Australia.

Orcas playing with their food.

Orcas just swimming towards a human, not meaning no harm...

Orcas have been ramming and sinking boats lately.

On Sunday (May 12), an unknown number of orcas (Orcinus orca) attacked the 49-foot-long (15 meters) sailing yacht named the Alboran Cognac in the Strait of Gibraltar -- a narrow body of water between southern Spain and North Africa that separates the Atlantic Ocean and Mediterranean Sea. During the attack, which began at around 9 a.m. local time, the killer whales repeatedly rammed the boat's hull and rudder, Reuters reported.

The yacht's two-person crew radioed for help and was rescued by a passing oil tanker. But the vessel's hull sustained serious damage during the attack and the yacht began to take on water, which eventually caused it to sink, Reuters reported.


The attack was likely carried out by a growing number of individuals from the Iberian subpopulation of orcas -- a group of around 40 killer whales that live off the coasts of Spain, Portugal, Morocco and Gibraltar -- that have been attacking boats across their range since 2020.

Most of the attacks occur between May and August each year in and around the Strait of Gibraltar. However, earlier this year, some of the highly social apex predators were spotted circling a boat in northern Spain, suggesting they have spread out much further and earlier than normal.

They've sunk five yachts in three years.

Can we get them to take an interest in Jeff Bezos...? Maybe douse him with tuna water.

Major water hazard.

A shark stalking through the tall grass.

I must eat you.

The dark and menacing sea.

Baby crocs, doo-doo-do-do-do-do, baby crock! Sound on. They have a strange vocalization. Sounds like Star Wars blasters.

This jellyfish is probably dangerous.

Which of these sea creatures will successfully make off with the food? The answer will surprise you!!!

So I was swimming with some alligators, no big whoop, mindin' my own, and then one of these gators decides to get fresh! Why I never!

A glass octopus.

Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...

The sea was angry that day, my friends. Like an old man at a diner trying to send back soup.

Why don't you come with me, little girl, on a Magic Carpet Ride...?

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 07:30 PM




Comments

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1 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at June 28, 2024 07:31 PM (fwDg9)

2 me 3

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 28, 2024 07:32 PM (ENQN6)

3 Thanks for a great week Ace!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 28, 2024 07:33 PM (2RbY2)

4 Everything in Australia wants to kill you
Even your plumbing

Posted by: Skip at June 28, 2024 07:33 PM (fwDg9)

5 I'm sure you would die in great pain if that pretty jellyfish touched you.

Posted by: Northernlurker at June 28, 2024 07:36 PM (JLq/1)

6 Liberace fucked 5 out of 7

https://x.com/JamesAHogg2/
status/1806582263930318951

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 28, 2024 07:37 PM (ENQN6)

7 Everything in Australia wants to kill you
Even your plumbing
Posted by: Skip at June 28, 2024 07:33 PM (fwDg9)

But it's a handy way to sort out the ozzies from the kiwis.

"The led is killing ass!"

"The lid is kulling iss tuh!"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 28, 2024 07:37 PM (rT03i)

8 Toothless toothless hippo.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 28, 2024 07:38 PM (63Dwl)

9 The ocean really is terrifying when you think about it.

It's a merciless killer.

It can snatch your life away before you can blink.

It has no remorse.

Even if you respect it, it will not respect you back.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 28, 2024 07:38 PM (BpYfr)

10 Everything in Australia wants to kill you
Even your plumbing
Posted by: Skip
......

if that doesn't do it they'll put a beetroot on your hamburger.

Posted by: wth at June 28, 2024 07:38 PM (v0R5T)

11 There's no water in the snake toilet.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 28, 2024 07:39 PM (63Dwl)

12 @AMAZlNGNATURE
The ocean is the scariest thing on earth if we are being completely honest.

It might actually end up being cheaper and safer to get to our Moon than to cross the Drake Passage by boat.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 28, 2024 07:39 PM (gKWVE)

13 When I dive into the swimming pool I have precisely the same form as that osprey. Precisely. Except with a Speedo.

Posted by: Northernlurker at June 28, 2024 07:39 PM (JLq/1)

14 This jellyfish is probably dangerous.
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Anything that beautiful underwater is going to be deadly.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 28, 2024 07:39 PM (BpYfr)

15 thank you AZ! thanks for keeping the comments lively and not gay (unlike some other commenters i could name)

Posted by: ace at June 28, 2024 07:40 PM (KRtlO)

16 I feel like someone in the early days of the colonization of new Zealand decided that they would rotate all the vowels by one just to be dicks.

Sorry, i meant decks.

Not dicks. Dicks swem un thu woddur end guh qkwek.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 28, 2024 07:40 PM (rT03i)

17 Our planet is fascinating.

Posted by: Piper at June 28, 2024 07:40 PM (pZEOD)

18 The ocean is magnificent.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 28, 2024 07:40 PM (lEaEN)

19 "The ocean is the scariest thing on earth if we are being completely honest."

Dr. Evil laughs as he deploys his trillion-cubic-kilometer sponge.

Posted by: Rolling Donut Unharmed By gp's Flying Leap at June 28, 2024 07:41 PM (98J/K)

20
Got home from our trip to Texas A&M School of Veterinary Science. The pups behaved well enough, considering they are puppies. Very friendly to the staff, which affection may not have been entirely appreciated.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 28, 2024 07:42 PM (1Nxff)

21 thank you AZ! thanks for keeping the comments lively and not gay (unlike some other commenters i could name)
Posted by: ace at June 28, 2024 07:40 PM (KRtlO)
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You're talking about me, right?

Posted by: Elric Blade's Fabulous Vegas Adventure at June 28, 2024 07:42 PM (BpYfr)

22 Seanado.

Posted by: Rolling Donut Unharmed By gp's Flying Leap at June 28, 2024 07:44 PM (98J/K)

23 I was aware there was a nostalgia-bait bad movie, The Lone Ranger, but I didn't know that the action sequence at the end was a work of art. Also they seem to have gotten every character actor they could have asked for.

https://youtu.be/_zYs38UTolI?si=Ed9IppP7kCyAWKZJ

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 28, 2024 07:45 PM (lhenN)

24 18 Watched the ocean video. Bless the sailors that endure that. Even the Great Lakes can get sporty. One time, in very foul weather, I took a drive on Presque Isle Peninsula in Erie PA. Huge crashing waves, slate grey skies, howling winds. And then, about at the turnaround point, I see the Coasties heading out in their glorified Zodiac, probably to rescue a fool.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at June 28, 2024 07:45 PM (V5eKu)

25 The dark and menacing sea.

Indeed. I like dry land.

Don't get me wrong, I'll stand next to the ocean all day long. Don't want to be out in it.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 28, 2024 07:45 PM (OX9vb)

26 Look at the eyes on that osprey. Total concentration. Amazing.

Posted by: Live from. Madhouse Farm at June 28, 2024 07:45 PM (AOdfb)

27 r’s comment of the night regarding the earth rotation - “oh wow, that is amazing. Look how pretty the sky is, how you see it rotating…we should send this to flat earthers”.

Where is the heck did that even come from?

Posted by: Piper at June 28, 2024 07:45 PM (pZEOD)

28 thanks for that, rheningantx

Posted by: ace at June 28, 2024 07:46 PM (KRtlO)

29 Glowing tentacled jello mold.

Posted by: Rolling Donut Unharmed By gp's Flying Leap at June 28, 2024 07:46 PM (98J/K)

30 Good work this week, Ace. Thank you. And thank you for the bat on Wednesday!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 28, 2024 07:47 PM (rc+e1)

31 This Cafe covered most of my fears . I used to knowingly ski in gator infested lakes and rivers in Louisiana . Old me looks back and wants to kick my ass.

Posted by: polynikes at June 28, 2024 07:47 PM (SHMXB)

32 Told story before crossing the North Sea August 80 in a storm with high waves coming back from Sweden to England. I think only 1 mate and me were not sea sick. We were drinking and were fine

Posted by: Skip at June 28, 2024 07:47 PM (fwDg9)

33 One of the Apollo astronauts said landing the lunar module on the Moon was a piece of cake compared to a night carrier landing.

Posted by: Common Tater at June 28, 2024 07:47 PM (g02KG)

34 I once got into a drunken argument at a bar with a buddy who is a non-ironic flat earther.

I said "i will drive us to Walmart right fucking now and buy a model rocket and a go pro if it will shut you up".

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 28, 2024 07:48 PM (rT03i)

35 Have a lovely weekend, ace!

It's been a heckuva week and ended pretty darn well. I may even give it a big

MEEP MEEP!!

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 28, 2024 07:48 PM (lEaEN)

36 We were drinking and were fine
Posted by: Skip at June 28, 2024 07:47 PM (fwDg9)

The Drink soothes the Eustacean tubes.

All sailors know this. That's why there was a grog ration. Can't have everyone clobbering the don't puke juice just because they're bored.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 28, 2024 07:50 PM (rT03i)

37 That Himalayan transport can't be real, can it? Please tell me that's fake.

Posted by: bluebell at June 28, 2024 07:50 PM (bS+DD)

38 Posted by: Skip at June 28, 2024 07:47 PM (fwDg9)

Is the North Sea never not in storm mode?

Posted by: polynikes at June 28, 2024 07:50 PM (SHMXB)

39 Told story before crossing the North Sea August 80 in a storm with high waves coming back from Sweden to England. I think only 1 mate and me were not sea sick.

We were drinking and were fine
Posted by: Skip at June 28, 2024 07:47 PM (fwDg9)
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The true secret to Viking success.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 28, 2024 07:51 PM (BpYfr)

40 "Old me looks back and wants to kick my ass."

Me and motorcycles. Dumb, dumb, dumb.

Posted by: Rolling Donut Unharmed By gp's Flying Leap at June 28, 2024 07:51 PM (98J/K)

41 My town puts up nests for osprey. We've got a bunch. Very cool birds.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 28, 2024 07:51 PM (LkLld)

42 BourbonChicken - you might be interested in youtu.be/JKKf0TvrcXU
This is one of a series of "Disney's Failed Next Big Thing". I started with the best and blastiest of these total box office bombs, [strike]Princess of Mars[/strike]John Carter; others in the series includes what you mention, also Papyrus Font of Persia (which I actually liked).

Posted by: gKWVE at June 28, 2024 07:52 PM (gKWVE)

43 /seems like i narrowly missed an embarrelment

Posted by: gKWVE at June 28, 2024 07:52 PM (gKWVE)

44 gyroscopic camera showing earth rotation is pretty cool. Helps our earth bound and trained brain get a bigger/better understanding.

Posted by: illiniwek at June 28, 2024 07:52 PM (Cus5s)

45 The flat earthers are usually moon-hoax nutbars too. I don't get it. I think most of them (actually) are bots, not sure. I've argued with a couple online that seem to be real humans, I guess. It's really weird, because they simply can't accept overwhelming evidence, photographic or otherwise.

It's a good exercise, I suppose, to try and take the other side in an argument or explore how it is we actually can know things, as far as that goes. The moon landings are easily one of the most transparent and documented scientific or expeditions ever undertaken. There's no way to fake half of what they made available in terms of data and materials (never mind the moon rocks). It's just really strange to me that people can deny something right in front of their face.

Posted by: Common Tater at June 28, 2024 07:53 PM (g02KG)

46 gyroscopic camera showing earth rotation is pretty cool. Helps our earth bound and trained brain get a bigger/better understanding.
Posted by: illiniwek at June 28, 2024 07:52 PM (Cus5s)

Look at the moon when it's not full or new. Tilt your head until you feel the shadow of the earth on the moon match the horizon. Realize you're standing crooked.

It's a wild feeling.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 28, 2024 07:54 PM (rT03i)

47 Comic sans font of Cambodia.

Posted by: Rolling Donut Unharmed By gp's Flying Leap at June 28, 2024 07:54 PM (98J/K)

48 We get some pretty nasty storms out here in the wintertime on the coast. It's my favorite time to go out to Rialto beach. Google it and look at some pictures. It's amazing. A bit of a drive from me, but worth it to stay in a hotel for a night or two and day hike around Hole in the Wall.


And, there's a chance for a sea otter sighting!

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 28, 2024 07:55 PM (lEaEN)

49 In two hitches in the Corps, I only spent maybe 10 days afloat. I'm not prone to seasickness, but have sympathy for those that get it. One on the "old" salts (probably late 20s, SSgt) on this mini cruise had a few cans of ginger ale and some Nabisco saltines stashed in case somebody got sick. Somebody did, and spent a couple hours barfing ginger ale and saltines. Don't look at the horizon.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at June 28, 2024 07:55 PM (V5eKu)

50 Posted by: Common Tater at June 28, 2024 07:53 PM (g02KG)

How do the combo flat earthers / moon landing hoax reconcile the round moon?

Posted by: polynikes at June 28, 2024 07:55 PM (SHMXB)

51 The Drink soothes the Eustacean tubes.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 28, 2024 07:50 PM (rT03i)

My grandmother insisted that a piece of scotch tape over your belly button would relieve motion sickness. All of the old ladies on the cruises were in on this bullshit.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 28, 2024 07:56 PM (OX9vb)

52 I think they believe it is a fake thing hung in the sky. Something like that. I try not to get into it too much, sorry about that. LOL

Posted by: Common Tater at June 28, 2024 07:57 PM (g02KG)

53 I am a huge fan of John Carter of Mars, but I have not seen Prince of Persia. I will check it out.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 28, 2024 07:57 PM (lhenN)

54 I saw a film by empirical flat-earthers who found a miles-long straight canal, shone a laser over its surface end-to-end, and they actually conceded their failure to confirm their hypothesis. But yeah, the rest of them are fanatical militants.

Posted by: Rolling Donut Unharmed By gp's Flying Leap at June 28, 2024 07:57 PM (98J/K)

55 RE: Orcas playing with their food.

I took a Orca watching trip out Victoria BC and the boat was loaded with Seattle communist liberals whom I anticipated never fully grasped nature is full of violent motherf'ers. We soon found ourselves in a pod of Orcas with everyone shoving and pushing to get pics of the Orcas. It was then when Orca came storming into the middle of everything with a screaming seal in its mouth and proceeded to flip it to another Orca. This triggered a form of Orca volleyball. Soon the boat was dead quiet and the enthusiasm for taking died like that screaming seal. I found the whole thing most interesting

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram at June 28, 2024 07:57 PM (ZVzln)

56 My question is Why? Why say the earth is flat? There's no reason to. Very very few cultures on earth have ever thought the earth was flat. What is the benefit? And what is the presumed benefit in this insanely elaborate hoax required to say it were round if it really were flat? Why? What is the point of any of it? It's like arguing that air isn't a gas or that cows have seven legs or that humans aren't bullshit... what is your end game, dude?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 28, 2024 07:58 PM (rT03i)

57 The Jelly Fish is an Amy Coney-Barricus. Confused and deadly they are.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 28, 2024 07:58 PM (aFNOf)

58
Astros-Mets game is on Apple TV, which I can't even find anywhere. And I don't have the energy to try looking.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 28, 2024 07:58 PM (1Nxff)

59 Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at June 28, 2024 07:55 PM (V5eKu

My great Uncle told me his love for Saltine crackers arose from seasickness he got coming home from serving in the Pacific in WW2. The Saltines were what he believed kept him from dying😀

Posted by: polynikes at June 28, 2024 07:58 PM (SHMXB)

60 flat earthers are of three types, the truly insane, the people that feel it is essential to test all elements of supposed actual verifiable fact in the face of such comprehensive falsification in the world, and folk that really wish they had something like a bowling league or some exciting version of the Elks Club in their lives.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 28, 2024 07:59 PM (D7oie)

61 This thing where everyone, including the shit-eating DemonRats, have finally noticed that Paste-Eatin' Joe is senile is cracking me up.

People, 6 weeks ago his own "Justice" Department let him off the hook on the charge of illegally squirreling away top secret docs, on the basis that he was mentally incompetent to stand trial. It's like everyone has just forgotten that tiny little somewhat important event.

We are the laughing stock of history.

Posted by: Sharkman at June 28, 2024 07:59 PM (/RHNq)

62 That Himalayan transport can't be real, can it? Please tell me that's fake.
Posted by: bluebell

They edited the truck out of the video. Except for the tailgate behind the people in the back, and the back of the cab that the people in front are leaning on. And the truck's shadow.

Or maybe they used a weird fish-eye-type camera lens that made it look that way. But I don't think it would have worked that well.

Posted by: mikeski at June 28, 2024 07:59 PM (DgGvY)

63 Ginger snap cookies are supposed to help as a natural remedy. Airsickness is kind of like seasickness. I wasn't too prone to it, though one time the next day after too many barley pops, it was really hot and humid and it wasn't .... pleasant. Puke is super corrosive too, needs to be cleaned up and washed away right away.

Posted by: Common Tater at June 28, 2024 08:00 PM (g02KG)

64 Osprey are beautiful to watch -- but those claws! Each talon is like a round fishhook. Poor fish don't stand a chance.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 28, 2024 08:00 PM (cCVOS)

65 My question is Why? Why say the earth is flat? There's no reason to. Very very few cultures on earth have ever thought the earth was flat. What is the benefit? And what is the presumed benefit in this insanely elaborate hoax required to say it were round if it really were flat? Why? What is the point of any of it? It's like arguing that air isn't a gas or that cows have seven legs or that humans aren't bullshit... what is your end game, dude?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 28, 2024 07:58 PM (rT03i)
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There are a number of flat-earther channels on YouTube. They always come up with extremely elaborate theories about WHY we are not being told "the truth" about the flat earth. And they really believe it. You can tell in their voice that they are sincere. It's delusional thinking.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 28, 2024 08:00 PM (BpYfr)

66 CheezIts > Saltines >>> Ritz

Posted by: Rolling Donut Unharmed By gp's Flying Leap at June 28, 2024 08:00 PM (98J/K)

67
Posted by: Kindltot at June 28, 2024 07:59 PM (D7oie

People who wish they were clever and feel they ought to be clever but have no idea how to be clever except for emulating people they knew growing up who they thought were clever but were never actually clever.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 28, 2024 08:02 PM (rT03i)

68 am a huge fan of John Carter of Mars, but I have not seen Prince of Persia. I will check it out.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 28, 2024 07:57 PM (lhenN)

Liked John Carter . Prince of Persia not so much but I don’t want my money or time back.

Posted by: polynikes at June 28, 2024 08:02 PM (SHMXB)

69 Socialables >> CheezIts > Saltines >>> Ritz

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 28, 2024 08:02 PM (aFNOf)

70 ... what is your end game, dude?
Posted by: Warai-otoko

There's more than one Youtube vid on the origins of it. The guy was the first shit-poster, his entire hypothesis was one extended gamesmanship play. Unforts, some assholes thought he was being serious.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 28, 2024 08:02 PM (IG4Id)

71 I worked with a guy that had one of the hardest, unsung jobs in the Navy. Guy was a cook on a diesel sub, crew of maybe 65 or 70. Hard job, constantly cooking and cleaning but he took pride in it. He said he always kept a supply of burnt black toast for the surfaced topside watch standers to munch on. When looking at the horizon from the highest point, I imagine even the old salts could get a little queasy.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at June 28, 2024 08:04 PM (V5eKu)

72 CheezIts > Saltines >>> Ritz
Posted by: Rolling Donut Unharmed By gp's Flying Leap at June 28, 2024 08:00 PM (98J/K)

You know i actually thought about it and i think you might be right.

And i do like tits

Tits

Ritz

Dammit autocucumber. Now i *have* to leave that there.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 28, 2024 08:04 PM (rT03i)

73 Cheese in a can >> Real cheddar

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 28, 2024 08:04 PM (aFNOf)

74 CheezIts > Saltines >>> Ritz

Yeah, well... all I'm saying is, nobody got a megahit in the 1980s with a title like "Puttin' On The CheezIts"

Posted by: Taco! at June 28, 2024 08:04 PM (gKWVE)

75 The osprey picture is gorgeous. Such a graceful and lethal bird.

According to a making-of video I saw back in the 70s, the Star Wars laser sound was created by tapping a high-tension guy wire with something metallic and recording the ting sound that makes.

Posted by: Advo at June 28, 2024 08:04 PM (jO4mz)

76 Sailing can get alot of people sick... Can be moving or rotating on all 3 axis

Posted by: A dude in MI at June 28, 2024 08:04 PM (/6GbT)

77 "the first shit-poster"

Probably circa 3800BC Sumerian.

Posted by: Rolling Donut Unharmed By gp's Flying Leap at June 28, 2024 08:05 PM (98J/K)

78 Sea legs is a weird thing to experience the first time.

Posted by: polynikes at June 28, 2024 08:06 PM (SHMXB)

79 Haha!

https://tinyurl.com/2x65txha

Posted by: Piper at June 28, 2024 08:06 PM (p4NUW)

80 Cheese in a can >> Real cheddar
Posted by: Maj. Healey

My vet uses a squirt of cheese in a can to distract the doggie whilst he's getting stuck.

Posted by: Tuna at June 28, 2024 08:07 PM (oaGWv)

81 Probably circa 3800BC Sumerian.
Posted by: Rolling Donut Unharmed By gp's Flying Leap at June 28, 2024 08:05 PM (98J/K)

"Look at the ancient texts!"

"We just invented writing five years ago, jackass. "

"Alien texts!"

"Fuck you. "

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 28, 2024 08:07 PM (rT03i)

82 Floated down the Mayaka river in FL. On 'sit on top' kayaks. Alligators everywhere checking us out. I imagined we looked like humans on crackers. Inwas Ok, when could see them but when they approached and submerged.... My asshole snapped shut.

Posted by: Live from Madhouse Farm at June 28, 2024 08:07 PM (AOdfb)

83 As a dedicated Saltine enthusiast, it is surprisingly difficult to find a consistently good Saltine. The brand names don't have much to do with it, they are never very consistent. And the wankers don't put any coarse salt on them any longer, generally. It's pretty tough to fuck up a cracker, but they have it down. Ritz are pretty inconsistent too, sometimes they are little more than cardboard. Cheese-Its are still pretty tasty. Easy to make, too. I still mourn the passing of the Chicken in a Biscuit snack crackers. They are merely a shadow of their former self, being "baked", the death knell of any quality junk food worthy of the name.

Posted by: Common Tater at June 28, 2024 08:07 PM (g02KG)

84 >> It was then when Orca came storming into the middle of everything with a screaming seal in its mouth and proceeded to flip it to another Orca. . .

Yiiikes.
And they are playing with their potential human food by taking out the rudders. Clever sea monsters!

Posted by: Lizzy at June 28, 2024 08:08 PM (cCVOS)

85 "Everything's tits when it sits on a Ritz." NOT.

Because Ritz tastes like shitz.

Posted by: Rolling Donut Unharmed By gp's Flying Leap at June 28, 2024 08:08 PM (98J/K)

86 My vet uses a squirt of cheese in a can to distract the doggie whilst he's getting stuck.
Posted by: Tuna

I'm addicted to cheddar squeeze cheese on crackers. Its probably a bad thing.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 28, 2024 08:08 PM (aFNOf)

87 81 lolrofl!

Posted by: Rolling Donut Unharmed By gp's Flying Leap at June 28, 2024 08:09 PM (98J/K)

88 If you sell quality copper, your reputation will remain untarnished.

Posted by: Common Tater at June 28, 2024 08:09 PM (g02KG)

89 Ginger snap cookies are supposed to help as a natural remedy.
Posted by: Common Tater at June 28, 2024 08:00 PM

Snap cookies weren't her only natural remedy.

Posted by: The Professor at June 28, 2024 08:09 PM (rc+e1)

90 When MacArthur, wife, kid and nanny were evacuated from the Philippines, they were taken to open sea on a PT boat for transfer to a sub to Oz. They were all seasick, and who can blame them. Probably never been aboard a boat that small in open seas.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at June 28, 2024 08:09 PM (V5eKu)

91 77 the first shit-poster

"whoever reads this is stupid"

Posted by: an actual Pompeii graffito at June 28, 2024 08:09 PM (gKWVE)

92 That osprey is dumb. Fish. Feh. Our osprey has been catching us surf and turf, champagne and caviar for forty years.

Posted by: Boeing at June 28, 2024 08:10 PM (0FoWg)

93 "The osprey picture is gorgeous. Such a graceful and lethal bird."

We used to sit on the deck of my parents' shore house on the Outer Banks and watch the ospreys hunt for their fish. The pelicans were fun to watch too.

Posted by: Tuna at June 28, 2024 08:10 PM (oaGWv)

94 I saw a episode of Lock Up where a guy got out after 30 years and got a can of cheese wiz and could not figure out how to get the cheese out. The directions said to push the nozzle so he pushed straight down. He logically thought pushing it sideways it would break. He eventually figured it out.

Posted by: polynikes at June 28, 2024 08:10 PM (SHMXB)

95 "To whomever of the stupid would have read this had been"?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 28, 2024 08:11 PM (rT03i)

96 Biden is channeling Chumba Whumba.

I get knocked down, but I get up again...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qnu-6uswMR4
4:45

Posted by: Archimedes at June 28, 2024 08:11 PM (xCA6C)

97 >>Ok, when could see them but when they approached and submerged.... My asshole snapped shut.

I don't think they are looking to get in that way.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 28, 2024 08:11 PM (LkLld)

98 91 Ha!

Posted by: Rolling Donut Unharmed By gp's Flying Leap at June 28, 2024 08:11 PM (98J/K)

99 That last video of the Earth's rotation is strange as the camera appears to me rotating in multiple angles.

Posted by: Max Power at June 28, 2024 08:11 PM (q177U)

100 the first shit-poster

"whoever reads this is stupid"
Posted by: an actual Pompeii graffito

Cave paintings. If the last pictogram is a woman, it was a "your mom" joke.

Posted by: Thag at June 28, 2024 08:12 PM (DgGvY)

101 I don't think they are looking to get in that way.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 28, 2024 08:11 PM (LkLld)

They're not otters.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 28, 2024 08:12 PM (rT03i)

102 Was listening to Teenage Lobotomy sung by Dee Dee Ramone on Youtube and an ad for Joe Biden popped up during it. Seemed apropos, though Joe hasn't been a teenager since the Archduke was alive.

Posted by: Gimme, Gimme, Shock Treatment! at June 28, 2024 08:12 PM (V5BDR)

103 That last video of the Earth's rotation is strange as the camera appears to me rotating in multiple angles.
Posted by: Max Power at June 28, 2024 08:11 PM (q177U)

Nutation?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 28, 2024 08:12 PM (rT03i)

104 Yeah, well... all I'm saying is, nobody got a megahit in the 1980s with a title like "Puttin' On The CheezIts"
Posted by: Taco! at June 28, 2024

Or The Saltine in my Tears

Posted by: Piper at June 28, 2024 08:13 PM (p4NUW)

105 you mean, rotates his camera; to PRETEND that it's the earth that rotates.. Not the heavens..
FACE FACTS PEOPLE! The Earth is the stationary center of the Universe!!

Posted by: gilbar at June 28, 2024 08:13 PM (Zqpvb)

106 When MacArthur, wife, kid and nanny were evacuated from the Philippines, they were taken to open sea on a PT boat for transfer to a sub to Oz. They were all seasick, and who can blame them. Probably never been aboard a boat that small in open seas.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door

See "They Were Expendable". That was portrayed in the movie. Not the seasick part though.


Posted by: Tuna at June 28, 2024 08:13 PM (oaGWv)

107 102 "Rocket to Russia" album on big headphones is why I'm almost deaf now.

Posted by: Rolling Donut Unharmed By gp's Flying Leap at June 28, 2024 08:14 PM (98J/K)

108 >>The pelicans were fun to watch too.

I've noticed that the white pelicans I see at nearby lakes are lazy - they simply paddle around behind a cormorant and scoop up whatever the diving cormorant scares to the surface.

The guy who made the osprey video up top, Mark Smith, gets pictures of pelicans trying to steal fish from ospreys and others. One even tried to swallow an osprey, but couldn't manage the talons.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 28, 2024 08:14 PM (cCVOS)

109 The Earth is the stationary center of the Universe!!
Posted by: gilbar at June 28, 2024 08:13 PM (Zqpvb)

Every point in the universe is the stationary center of the universe if you don't mind doing everything in a fucked up coordinate system.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 28, 2024 08:14 PM (rT03i)

110 Years ago, the city was taking down these large light poles along the highway. They had to put off taking one of them down for a while because an osprey had built a nest on it. It was months before the nest was abandoned.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at June 28, 2024 08:15 PM (F4bAW)

111 Only time I got sick was waiting to scuba dive in the Keys. Just sitting there 3 to 4 ft rolling swells. Puked over the side once waiting. In the water I was fine.

Posted by: Live from Madhouse Farm at June 28, 2024 08:15 PM (AOdfb)

112 In the water I was fine.
Posted by: Live from Madhouse Farm at June 28, 2024 08:15 PM (AOdfb)

Good thing you weren't snorkeling.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 28, 2024 08:16 PM (rT03i)

113 Everything is in constant relative motion, and the math nerds can predict where something is gonna be in the future.

That's why all the Astronauts were willing to trust those guys in the "trench" who figured out their trajectories. Because aiming for the Moon 200,000 miles away, once you start getting close, it looks like you're gonna smash right into it at 2000 miles an hour. They had to trust their computers and guidance system and the rest of it. A 60 mile orbit above the surface from that far away is like threading a needle.

I am looking forward maybe to seeing high definition stuff, from low level passes, once they get the retail space exploration going. This would be even more awesome on Mars. There have to be canyons and relief that make Earth look pretty tame, even Grand Canyon or the Himalaya.

Posted by: Common Tater at June 28, 2024 08:16 PM (g02KG)

114 >>Was listening to Teenage Lobotomy sung by Dee Dee Ramone on Youtube and an ad for Joe Biden popped up during it.


IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THEY COULD ALSO USE "LUMP" OR "PEACHES" IN BIDEN ADS, COINCIDENTALLY SUNG BY. . . THE PRESIDENTS OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at June 28, 2024 08:17 PM (cCVOS)

115 Can be moving or rotating on all 3 axis
Posted by: A dude in MI at June 28, 2024 08:04 PM

The legendary Chinese Basket in certain Olangapo (Earth) establishments accomplished it, as well. It's one of Quark's most requested holodeck programs.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at June 28, 2024 08:17 PM (rc+e1)

116 Took the kids on an orca watching trip in Vancouver. Watched one come to the boat and dive under....not gonna lie, I was pretty relieved when it surfaced on the other side. It was easily the same length as the boat and a clear and unmistakable reminder that man is not the apex predator on/in the water.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 28, 2024 08:17 PM (YRsIm)

117 The legendary Chinese Basket in certain Olangapo (Earth) establishments accomplished it, as well. It's one of Quark's most requested holodeck programs.
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at June 28, 2024 08:17 PM (rc+e1)

Your mom can also rotate on all three axes.


I have video.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 28, 2024 08:18 PM (rT03i)

118 Turn it all the way up.
youtube.com/watch?v=j3KzGpptn5Q

Posted by: Rolling Donut Unharmed By gp's Flying Leap at June 28, 2024 08:18 PM (98J/K)

119 As if on cue the radio station is playing Mendelssohn's "Calm Sea and Prosperous Voyage" overture.

Posted by: Tuna at June 28, 2024 08:18 PM (oaGWv)

120 I better turn it off, no reason to get up early but I probably will.
Hope everyone has a great evening

Posted by: Skip at June 28, 2024 08:19 PM (fwDg9)

121 >>Good thing you weren't snorkeling.

Even better you weren't 30 feet down.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 28, 2024 08:19 PM (LkLld)

122 112 In the water I was fine.
Posted by: Live from Madhouse Farm at June 28, 2024 08:15 PM (AOdfb)

Good thing you weren't snorkeling.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 28, 2024 08:16 PM (rT03i)

Ugh. They say if your sick under water to puke through yiur regulator then take it out of your mouth, clear it with a blast of air and reinsert. What?! Who has that control when sick? I just figured I'd die.

Posted by: Live from Madhouse Farm at June 28, 2024 08:20 PM (AOdfb)

123 I once was sitting outside at lunch at my job at a school in Virginia Beach. Only being maybe 200 yards from the Bay, ospreys were a common sight. There were always nesting pairs in the light towers on the football field at the public high school next door. An osprey was circling above, then went into a dive like the one in the top pic. Sitting on a branch in a pine tree about 50 feet from me was a squirrel. The osprey hit him at full speed and snatched it into the air. I doubt the squirrel even knew what hit him.

Posted by: Big Penguin Lackey at June 28, 2024 08:20 PM (V5BDR)

124 folk that really wish they had something like a bowling league or some exciting version of the Elks Club in their lives.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 28, 2024 07:59 PM (D7oie)

But mostly that.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 28, 2024 08:20 PM (OX9vb)

125 Ok, when could see them but when they approached and submerged.... My asshole snapped shut.

I don't think they are looking to get in that way.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 28, 2024 08:11 PM

We are, and were much more successful before most of you wised up.

Posted by: Surprise Otters, AoSHQ Local #2 at June 28, 2024 08:22 PM (rc+e1)

126 That Himalayan transport can't be real, can it? Please tell me that's fake.
Posted by: bluebell

Some friends went to India and rented motorcycles. They posted pictures of the ride.
The video is a bit oddly shot; but, those roads do skirt the edge of 'death'.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 28, 2024 08:22 PM (qXLrt)

127 Hawks and owls get no peace around here. Every little bird with two wings and a beak will fuck with them mercilessly until they go away.

No one bothers the vultures though.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 28, 2024 08:23 PM (rT03i)

128 Even better you weren't 30 feet down.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 28, 2024 08:19 PM (LkLld)

Yes. In cozumel I ate bad food. Before I got on the boat I puked my guts out. Then we dove to 110 feet and went through a tunnel. I prayed the whole time. Like really really prayed.

Posted by: Live from Madhouse Farm at June 28, 2024 08:24 PM (AOdfb)

129 From The Telegraph:
Joe Biden given one week to stand down

Joe Biden has been told he has a week to win over Democrats or they will move to oust him after a disastrous performance in the first presidential debate.

Party donors and congressmen called on Mr Biden to abandon his second run for the presidency after he fluffed his lines repeatedly and at one point froze completely during the first head-to-head debate of the 2024 election campaign.

I'm not entirely sure who "they" are, but I guess it's the party donors and congressmen. Regardless, once things like this are said, I don't know how they can NOT replace him.

However, there's this: “I give you my word as a Biden [that] I would not be running again if I didn’t believe with all my heart and soul I can do this job. Quite frankly, the stakes are too high.”

Well, he gave his word as a Biden. I'm sold.

https://tinyurl.com/5a74v7s4

Posted by: Archimedes at June 28, 2024 08:24 PM (xCA6C)

130 Insty says the DNC has given Biden an ultimatum to fix his campaign in one week or he's getting the hook.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 28, 2024 08:25 PM (oyazo)

131 Quite frankly, the stakes are too high.”

Well, he gave his word as a Biden. I'm sold.

https://tinyurl.com/5a74v7s4
Posted by: Archimedes at June 28, 2024 08:24 PM (xCA6C)

I feel like this is what "bathos" is. I've never really known exactly what bathos is. But i have a hunch this is it.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 28, 2024 08:25 PM (rT03i)

132 Chuck Norris mort

Posted by: torabora at June 28, 2024 08:26 PM (nrFlH)

133 Ok, when could see them but when they approached and submerged.... My asshole snapped shut.

I don't think they are looking to get in that way.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 28, 2024 08:11 PM

I imagined they would knock off the kayaks. The mind is a terrible thing.

Posted by: Live from Madhouse Farm at June 28, 2024 08:26 PM (AOdfb)

134 and the math nerds can predict where something is gonna be in the future.

Well, at least until I get involved.

Posted by: Werner Heisenberg at June 28, 2024 08:26 PM (rc+e1)

135 Dad and I are out fishing, with Fairport Harbor OH still in sight.I'm annoying Dad, screwing around with my first pair of binoculars. "Hey , what does that flag mean over there?" Dad tells me it's only a small craft warning, not to worry (12' John boat)". At an early age I had a love of classical music and the overture to "Der Fliegende Hollander" started going through my mind. And then, 20 minutes later, it took about 10 minutes to get the outboard started.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at June 28, 2024 08:27 PM (V5eKu)

136 Swimming in the ocean was always a hobby of mine since moving to NC in '88. Swells, hurricane waves, I enjoyed, but a particular kind of choppy wave from the northeast would make me seasick after 20-30 minutes. Funny how brain works.

Posted by: Queasy Mfume at June 28, 2024 08:27 PM (V5BDR)

137 "I'm not entirely sure who "they" are"

I've got it narrowed down to: Rosicrucians, Freemasons, Royal Family, WEF, Soros, Illuminati, or the groundskeeper at Bohemian Grove.

Posted by: Rolling Donut Unharmed By gp's Flying Leap at June 28, 2024 08:27 PM (98J/K)

138 The democrats are fully behind euthanasia. Why is no one calling for Biden to be euthanized?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 28, 2024 08:27 PM (aFNOf)

139 Bathos vs. Pathos:

Bathos is an exaggerated expression of emotion or sentiment, usually for comedic effect. It is often used to make a joke out of an overly serious situation. An example of bathos would be: "The sky was so dark and gloomy that it made me want to cry... but then I remembered the ice cream in the fridge!"

Pathos, on the other hand, is an emotional appeal that is intended to evoke an emotional response from the audience. It is often used to evoke sympathy or pity, and can be used to persuade an audience to take a particular action. An example of pathos would be: "Just think of all the children who go to bed hungry every night, and the pain and suffering they must endure."

Warai-otoko - I think you're right. I feel no sympathy or pity for that demented clown.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 28, 2024 08:28 PM (xCA6C)

140 Good evening, Horde. Offering a nice Cab with a dish of sliced black plums to go with it.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 28, 2024 08:28 PM (uRE6U)

141 The democrats are fully behind euthanasia. Why is no one calling for Biden to be euthanized?
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 28, 2024 08:27 PM (aFNOf)

For the health of the mother.

I mean, look at the state of her.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 28, 2024 08:28 PM (rT03i)

142 "I'm not entirely sure who "they" are"

I've got it narrowed down to: Rosicrucians, Freemasons, Royal Family, WEF, Soros, Illuminati, or the groundskeeper at Bohemian Grove.

Huh. I thought it would be the Methodists for sure.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 28, 2024 08:29 PM (xCA6C)

143 No one bothers the vultures though.
Posted by: Warai-otoko

Saw a group of turkey vultures by the side of the road munching on something dead a couple of days ago. One had its wings spread out. Impressive.

Posted by: Tuna at June 28, 2024 08:29 PM (oaGWv)

144 >>Yes. In cozumel I ate bad food. Before I got on the boat I puked my guts out. Then we dove to 110 feet and went through a tunnel. I prayed the whole time. Like really really prayed.

I've heard Mexico has some nice diving.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 28, 2024 08:29 PM (LkLld)

145 I've never really known exactly what bathos is.

Operating System for your bath, duh!

Posted by: Adriane the Geeky Geek Critic . . . at June 28, 2024 08:29 PM (TX4bP)

146 >Insty says the DNC has given Biden an ultimatum to fix his campaign in one week or he's getting the hook.
---

what do they expect the old man to do in one week
can't turn back time

Posted by: Don Black at June 28, 2024 08:30 PM (/7KEl)

147 I love turkey vultures. We're surrounded by the little bastards. The only bird i like more is the anhinga. Which is basically just a goth goose.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 28, 2024 08:30 PM (rT03i)

148 Sitting on a branch in a pine tree about 50 feet from me was a squirrel. The osprey hit him at full speed and snatched it into the air. I doubt the squirrel even knew what hit him.
Posted by: Big Penguin Lackey

Peregrine falcons catch other flying birds like that. 200mph+ dive. I have no idea how they don't break their own legs on impact.

Posted by: mikeski at June 28, 2024 08:30 PM (DgGvY)

149 145 Ha!

Posted by: Rolling Donut Unharmed By gp's Flying Leap at June 28, 2024 08:30 PM (98J/K)

150 Earth is the stationary center of the Universe!!
Posted by: gilbar at June 28, 2024 08:13 PM (Zqpvb)

There is some actual scientific evidence that it really may be. Doesn't matter to me one way or another but there seems to be something special about earth and our solar system.

Posted by: polynikes at June 28, 2024 08:31 PM (SHMXB)

151 132 Chuck Norris mort
Posted by: torabora

BS. Chuck Norris was bit by a rattlesnake 5 days ago. The rattlesnake died.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 28, 2024 08:31 PM (aFNOf)

152 Swimming in the ocean was always a hobby of mine since moving to NC in '88. Swells, hurricane waves, I enjoyed, but a particular kind of Yankee choppy wave from the northeast would make me seasick after 20-30 minutes. Funny how brain works.
Posted by: Queasy Mfume at June 28, 2024 08:27 PM

FIFY.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 28, 2024 08:31 PM (rc+e1)

153 Chuck Norris mort story was disinformation fake news designed to demoralize our Democracy.

Posted by: torabora at June 28, 2024 08:32 PM (nrFlH)

154 I have been mowing pastures and Hawks come from everywhere to hunt the rats , mice and snakes unearthed by the mower.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 28, 2024 08:32 PM (uRE6U)

155 >The democrats are fully behind euthanasia. Why is no one calling for Biden to be euthanized?
---


They tried to euthanize him, but he's in his 80s
ain't no getting that euth back

I don't know if he's been to Asia

Posted by: Don Black at June 28, 2024 08:32 PM (/7KEl)

156 There have to be canyons and relief that make Earth look pretty tame, even Grand Canyon or the Himalaya.
Posted by: Common Tater at June 28, 2024 08:16 PM (g02KG)
---
I think Mars has both the largest canyon (Valles Marineris) and the tallest mountain (Olympus Mons) in the solar system. Quite an achievement for such a small planet.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 28, 2024 08:33 PM (BpYfr)

157 118 This p*ssy-ass sound system I got now is not equal to the task. One thing to like about early punk is, if you don't like this song, you won't have to wait longer than 70 seconds for the next one. Songs so short and so very sweet.

Posted by: Rolling Donut Unharmed By gp's Flying Leap at June 28, 2024 08:33 PM (98J/K)

158 We were on the Queen Mary2 in the Atlantic when we ran into a storm, force 9 winds they said. The spray was coming off of the bow as it slapped the troughs. Hit one big trough at dinner one night that elicited some screams from the ladies (might have been some men as well) and big round eyes in the waiters. Our cabin was up front so we were rocked to sleep for a couple of nights. Fun stuff.

Posted by: Javems at June 28, 2024 08:34 PM (8I4hW)

159 Look, Fat, I'm, like, four twenty year olds. Or even better, twenty four year olds. And you know the best part of fucking twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them!

Posted by: Shitpants at June 28, 2024 08:34 PM (rT03i)

160 Good evening, Horde. Offering a nice Cab with a dish of sliced black plums to go with it.
Posted by: Ben Had

Good evening!
I'll have a glass of Cab, thank you.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 28, 2024 08:35 PM (qXLrt)

161 can't turn back time
Posted by: Don Black

Sez you.

Posted by: "Bearclaw" Vindman at June 28, 2024 08:36 PM (gKWVE)

162 154 Sitting outside, I have watched hawks circling, looking for prey. Looked at the watch one time and three of them, gliding along, never flapped their wings for two minutes by the second hand. And then one, and another, became the Luftwaffe in Stukas giving some poor critter a bad day.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at June 28, 2024 08:37 PM (V5eKu)

163 140 Good evening, Horde. Offering a nice Cab with a dish of sliced black plums to go with it.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 28, 2024

Yes please! Perfect ending to our dinner. We had Balsamic chicken, charred green beans and brown rice.

Posted by: Piper at June 28, 2024 08:37 PM (pZEOD)

164 AZ deplorable, My pleasure. Hope you and your lovely wife are well.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 28, 2024 08:37 PM (uRE6U)

165 Man, I miss being at sea during a heavy storm. There really isn't anything as terrifying/exhilarating as that, unless it's being cargo on a COD flight that misses the hook when landing on the carrier.

Sigh, to be young again.

Posted by: Sharkman at June 28, 2024 08:38 PM (/RHNq)

166 Nice animal thread ya got here, Ace.

Well, that's my once-every-two-years post.

See ya'll down the trail.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at June 28, 2024 08:38 PM (6vZaN)

167 Of course it is in Seattle.

Fat Con.

For the full three day event they only want $200 per Trigglypuff.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 28, 2024 08:38 PM (1ANV/)

168 I think Mars has both the largest canyon (Valles Marineris) and the tallest mountain (Olympus Mons) in the solar system. Quite an achievement for such a small planet.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 28, 2024 08:33 PM (BpYfr)

Still a bad place to raise your kids.

Posted by: Cold as Heck. Too at June 28, 2024 08:39 PM (V5BDR)

169 There are a number of flat-earther channels on YouTube.

Somehow Youtube decided I wanted recommendations for videos of people debunking flat-earthers. The flat-earthers' "proofs" are ridiculously bad. One guy's "proof" was to construct a sundial on his driveway that looked like a clock face with 12 equally spaces rocks and a pole in the center. Uh, dude, have you never seen an actual sundial?

Posted by: Oddbob at June 28, 2024 08:39 PM (/y8xj)

170 Captain Whitebread, How good to see you.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 28, 2024 08:39 PM (uRE6U)

171 160 Good evening, Horde. Offering a nice Cab with a dish of sliced black plums to go with it.
Posted by: Ben Had

Good evening, Ben Had@

That sounds lovely. I'm having a nice Spanish Garnacha, and a slice of leftover homemade pizza.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 28, 2024 08:40 PM (OX9vb)

172 >>>Or maybe they used a weird fish-eye-type camera lens that made it look that way. But I don't think it would have worked that well.

i'm pretty sure it's just that. no special effects, just how it looks from a phone on a stick. Remember the phone is being held just over the top of the truck, and to the behind, so that's all it sees.

Posted by: ace at June 28, 2024 08:40 PM (KRtlO)

173 Good to be seen, Ben.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at June 28, 2024 08:40 PM (6vZaN)

174 torabora, got a link for mort Chuck Norris? I can't find anything, so I shannot believe it.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 28, 2024 08:41 PM (OX9vb)

175 Fat Con.

For the full three day event they only want $200 per Trigglypuff.

Bet that doesn't include lunches.

Posted by: Oddbob at June 28, 2024 08:41 PM (/y8xj)

176 I'm having "McDonalds at home" burgers, if you know what I mean and I think you do.

It's low-carb "bread" instead of cheap store brand white bread.

I'd change my name to Captain Lo-carb, but why mess with tradition?

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at June 28, 2024 08:42 PM (6vZaN)

177 Still a bad place to raise your kids.

Posted by: Cold as Heck. Too at June 28, 2024 08:39 PM (V5BDR)

Morons amirite? Lol.

Posted by: Cannibal bob at June 28, 2024 08:43 PM (AOdfb)

178 "torabora, got a link for mort Chuck Norris? I can't find anything, so I shannot believe it.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs!"

I showed up for him, but he got me with a roundhouse.

Posted by: Death at June 28, 2024 08:43 PM (vFG9F)

179 GoPro has a strange exotic camera that shoots in 3D

when you edit the footage, the 'selfie stick' kind of disappears

I don't understand how it works, but it does

Posted by: Don Black at June 28, 2024 08:44 PM (/7KEl)

180 I never got Norris in his sheriff show. Did he ever use karate?

Posted by: Cannibal bob at June 28, 2024 08:44 PM (AOdfb)

181 Chuck Norris isn't dead (as far as we know)

Martin Mull, though, is.

https://shorturl.at/W7PNe

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at June 28, 2024 08:47 PM (6vZaN)

182 Hello? Bueller?

Posted by: Cannibal bob at June 28, 2024 08:47 PM (AOdfb)

183 Captain Whitebread! Greetings!

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 28, 2024 08:47 PM (OX9vb)

184 Captain Whitebread, still in the radio biz?

Posted by: Ben Had at June 28, 2024 08:48 PM (uRE6U)

185 Norris is in his 80's . Thats about 29 in Human years.

Posted by: polynikes at June 28, 2024 08:48 PM (SHMXB)

186 Martin Mull has passed, age 80

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 28, 2024 08:49 PM (a1415)

187 186 Martin Mull has passed, age 80

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 28, 2024 08:49 PM (a1415)

Shoulda taken B12.

Posted by: Cannibal bob at June 28, 2024 08:50 PM (AOdfb)

188 Garnacha's kicking my ass. Been dieting all week. A glass and a half is going to put me to bed.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 28, 2024 08:50 PM (OX9vb)

189 https://youtu.be/KxL6RNg2yr0?t=33


this is what the gopro can do

Posted by: Don Black at June 28, 2024 08:50 PM (/7KEl)

190 Cannibal Bob, love to you and Heidi

Posted by: Ben Had at June 28, 2024 08:50 PM (uRE6U)

191 never got Norris in his sheriff show. Did he ever use karate?
Posted by: Cannibal bob at June 28, 2024 08:44 PM (AOdf

Street Karate. Ever been kicked by a cowboy boot? I can tell you It doesn't feel very good.

Posted by: polynikes at June 28, 2024 08:50 PM (SHMXB)

192 AZ deplorable, My pleasure. Hope you and your lovely wife are well.
Posted by: Ben Had

Betterhalf can't wait for Oct.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 28, 2024 08:52 PM (qXLrt)

193 Cannibal Bob, love to you and Heidi

Posted by: Ben Had at June 28, 2024 08:50 PM (uRE6U)

Love ya babe.

*hugs Ben until she says, "thats enough Bob, no really...thats enough".

Posted by: Cannibal bob at June 28, 2024 08:52 PM (AOdfb)

194 I can heartily unrecommend bourbon when fasting. Seemed like a good idea at the time. Whoa, Nelly!

Posted by: Common Tater at June 28, 2024 08:53 PM (g02KG)

195 The one thing I learned from watching "Walker, Texas Ranger" is you never ask Chuck Norris "Is that all you got?".

Posted by: fd at June 28, 2024 08:53 PM (vFG9F)

196 Only time I ever got seasick, I still didn't Ralph, was on a fishing boat in SE Alaska. We had been drinking quite heavily the night before.

Not fun.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 28, 2024 08:55 PM (At29i)

197 "Invasion USA" (1985) Recommended.

Posted by: Rolling Donut Unharmed By gp's Flying Leap at June 28, 2024 08:56 PM (98J/K)

198 AZ deplorable, I need to email you tomorrow about some menu selections.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 28, 2024 08:56 PM (uRE6U)

199 I still mourn the passing of the Chicken in a Biscuit snack crackers. They are merely a shadow of their former self...

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I remembered absolutely loving those when I was a kid in the 70s/80s. I bought some for the first time in decades a few weeks ago and they were terrible.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Trump has more balls than an alley cat with two peckers at June 28, 2024 08:56 PM (8JQRd)

200 never got Norris in his sheriff show. Did he ever use karate?
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Street Karate. Ever been kicked by a cowboy boot? I can tell you It doesn't feel very good.

They were going to have him use intelligent writing and good acting but then decided "Nah, f*ck it, just kick some ass."

Posted by: Oddbob at June 28, 2024 08:56 PM (/y8xj)

201 Because i could not stop for Chuck,
He kindly roundhoused me...

Posted by: Death at June 28, 2024 08:56 PM (rT03i)

202 Street Karate. Ever been kicked by a cowboy boot? I can tell you It doesn't feel very good.

Posted by: polynikes at June 28, 2024 08:50 PM (SHMXB)

Right? Met some cowboys in my time. I always think "gees, I'd have to hit this guys on the back of the head with a baseball bat"...and then he'd kill me. Usually very nice folks though.

Posted by: Cannibal bob at June 28, 2024 08:56 PM (AOdfb)

203 Cannibal Bob!

*smooches*

I treasure our afternoon together with Heidi and Jordan61 on the beach in Northern Virginia.

You're a good one.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 28, 2024 08:57 PM (At29i)

204 AZ deplorable, I need to email you tomorrow about some menu selections.
Posted by: Ben Had

I'll be ready!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 28, 2024 09:00 PM (qXLrt)

205 Evening.

So...everyone enjoying the left's *spit* freakout?

Reading Bari Weiss linked in the sidebar, and...ya know, I like Weiss well enough. I do. But she's apparently been freakin' kidding herself for the last four years. Sure, to be fair, some Biden clips on the Twats are manipulative quick edits. "Watch this three and a half second clip of Biden losing his marbles!" But even setting those aside, full video clips show a man succumbing to the ravages of old age. Be honest, Weiss, you just saw what you wanted to see. Biden is done. He's been done for years. Ain't no more gas in the tank, girl. Sombitch has sputtered to a halt. And he's the Democrats' choice for '24. Suck it up. Ya'll made your bed, now sleep in it.

Anyway...

Posted by: Robert at June 28, 2024 09:01 PM (hCl2q)

206 Speaking of the Archduke, he met his end 110 years ago today.

Posted by: Sharkman at June 28, 2024 09:01 PM (/RHNq)

207 So I bought a drone. First one ever.

My house backs up to a heavily wooded area and sometimes tree debris land on my roof.

My roof is way too high for me. I'm gonna try and use the drone to drag the crap off my roof.

Make technology work for you!

I hope this ain't a dumb idea. Lol

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 28, 2024 09:01 PM (aPY1X)

208 We keep you alive to serve this ship - row well and live.

Posted by: Quintus Arrius at June 28, 2024 09:02 PM (T4iZG)

209 smooches*

I treasure our afternoon together with Heidi and Jordan61 on the beach in Northern Virginia.

You're a good one.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 28, 2024 08:57 PM (At29i)

Nuuurse. *smooch back*. Heidi and I relive that often. On the pier. LOL. Heidi just reminded me that we ate at a restaurant and you and Jordan had those fake beaded masks. Lol. good times babe.

Posted by: Cannibal bob at June 28, 2024 09:02 PM (AOdfb)

210 We have a beautiful little lake about 20 minutes down the road which is our go to kayaking spot. Every spring mating pairs of Osprey and Bald Eagles move in and build nests. It is not unusual to watch the Osprey unmercifully harass the Bald Eagles. They can fly circles around the Bald Eagles.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * levitating above the madness at June 28, 2024 09:02 PM (Tofm4)

211 Be honest, Weiss, you just saw what you wanted to see. Biden is done. He's been done for years. Ain't no more gas in the tank, girl. Sombitch has sputtered to a halt. And he's the Democrats' choice for '24. Suck it up. Ya'll made your bed, now sleep in it.

Anyway...
Posted by: Robert

--

But his Dark Brandon twitter account!!!

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Trump has more balls than an alley cat with two peckers at June 28, 2024 09:03 PM (8JQRd)

212 "Be honest, Weiss"

All of them now saying "I never noticed FJB's incapacity before!" are lying. Just like they were lying when they said he was tack sharp.

Posted by: Rolling Donut Unharmed By gp's Flying Leap at June 28, 2024 09:03 PM (98J/K)

213 Barnes & Noble's Summer Criterion Sale has started.

Picked up...

All That Money Can Buy (aka The Devil And Daniel Webster)
Fiend Without A Face
Diabolique

I shall undoubtedly come back soon enough to pick up a few others.

Posted by: Robert at June 28, 2024 09:04 PM (hCl2q)

214 Somehow Youtube decided I wanted recommendations for videos of people debunking flat-earthers. The flat-earthers' "proofs" are ridiculously bad. One guy's "proof" was to construct a sundial on his driveway that looked like a clock face with 12 equally spaces rocks and a pole in the center. Uh, dude, have you never seen an actual sundial?
Posted by: Oddbob at June 28, 2024 08:39 PM (/y8xj)
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The SciManDan videos are often entertaining as he ridicules the flat-earthers mercilessly.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 28, 2024 09:04 PM (BpYfr)

215 Lost in the news of today:

@barnes_law 3h
Today, we beat @TysonFoods in federal court, and the court awarded summary judgment on liability to the plaintiff employees who lost their jobs to a vaccine mandate.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 28, 2024 09:05 PM (IG4Id)

216 Biden's dementia was evident during the 2020 campaign.

Posted by: davidt at June 28, 2024 09:05 PM (SYTee)

217 I hope this ain't a dumb idea. Lol
Posted by: AlaBAMA

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You'll probably enjoy the drone, but I don't know that it's going to be able to do much with that. We were recently given a bottom-tier "prosumer" type one and it's a lot of fun but it's not much of a pusher, and if you figure out some way to arrange a hook on a line you'll either have to go on the roof to get your drone back or it will all fall off together into one big pile.

Good luck.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Trump has more balls than an alley cat with two peckers at June 28, 2024 09:06 PM (8JQRd)

218 199 I still mourn the passing of the Chicken in a Biscuit snack crackers. They are merely a shadow of their former self...
^^ We had a box that we wrapped every year as a gag Christmas present. <3 <3

Posted by: Iris, Team Hedgehog at June 28, 2024 09:06 PM (n3DL0)

219 New York Times demands Biden withdraw.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 28, 2024 09:07 PM (aPY1X)

220 Tyson Foods are a bunch of scumbags. I avoid buying them.

Posted by: Robert at June 28, 2024 09:07 PM (hCl2q)

221 Street Karate. Ever been kicked by a cowboy boot? I can tell you It doesn't feel very good.
Posted by: polynikes at June 28, 2024 08:50 PM

Squatting with spurs on doesn't either.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 28, 2024 09:08 PM (rc+e1)

222 Tyson Foods are a bunch of scumbags. I avoid buying them.

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Yep. They recently said that they employ something like 40K illegals and want to hire 40K more.

No big deal, though. It's not like that's against the law.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Trump has more balls than an alley cat with two peckers at June 28, 2024 09:08 PM (8JQRd)

223 Street Karate. Ever been kicked by a cowboy boot? I can tell you It doesn't feel very good.
Posted by: polynikes at June 28, 2024 08:50 PM

Squatting with spurs on doesn't either.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 28, 2024 09:08 PM (rc+e1)

Or wearing a pair of boots that don’t fit.

Posted by: polynikes at June 28, 2024 09:09 PM (SHMXB)

224 "New York Times demands Biden withdraw.
Posted by: AlaBAMA"

Hilarious. They just discovered the king is naked.

Posted by: fd at June 28, 2024 09:09 PM (vFG9F)

225 You'll probably enjoy the drone, but I don't know that it's going to be able to do much with that. We were recently given a bottom-tier "prosumer" type one and it's a lot of fun but it's not much of a pusher, and if you figure out some way to arrange a hook on a line you'll either have to go on the roof to get your drone back or it will all fall off together into one big pile.

Good luck.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Trump has more balls than an alley cat with two peckers at June 28, 2024 09:06 PM (8JQRd)

It's pretty small debris. Not big branches. I plan to test it on some weight before I go for it.

But yeah, those are some concerns.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 28, 2024 09:10 PM (aPY1X)

226 No big deal, though. It's not like that's against the law.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Trump has more balls than an alley cat with two peckers at June 28, 2024 09:08 PM (8JQRd)

What would the job market be like for Americans if we had no illegals?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 28, 2024 09:10 PM (AOdfb)

227 214 Somehow Youtube decided I wanted recommendations for videos of people debunking flat-earthers. The flat-earthers' "proofs" are ridiculously bad. One guy's "proof" was to construct a sundial on his driveway that looked like a clock face with 12 equally spaces rocks and a pole in the center. Uh, dude, have you never seen an actual sundial?
Posted by: Oddbob at June 28, 2024 08:39 PM (/y8xj)
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The SciManDan videos are often entertaining as he ridicules the flat-earthers mercilessly.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 28, 2024 09:04 PM (BpYfr)
These poofters have never watched Discover, History, Learning, such channels? Ancient Aliens, Oak Island, Skinwalker Ranch, and such documentaries. Get smart, get the 'facts'. My ass.

Posted by: Eromero at June 28, 2024 09:10 PM (LHPAg)

228 The MSM is the Democrat’s” biggest contributor so I guess The NY Times has a say in the matter.

Posted by: polynikes at June 28, 2024 09:12 PM (SHMXB)

229 I got my little drone stuck on the roof and had to make a 20' pole out of PVC to knock it off.

Posted by: fd at June 28, 2024 09:12 PM (vFG9F)

230 If it really was multi-dimensional chess to get Biden to debate so they could bump him out, it was probably Obama scheming to get Kamala into the Presidency.

Posted by: davidt at June 28, 2024 09:12 PM (SYTee)

231 Or wearing a pair of boots that don’t fit.

Posted by: polynikes at June 28, 2024 09:09 PM (SHMXB)

Tried to buy boots at a local boot store. i returned them because i got blisters under my feet, on top of my feet. Couldn't suffer through the break in period.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 28, 2024 09:13 PM (AOdfb)

232 229 I got my little drone stuck on the roof and had to make a 20' pole out of PVC to knock it off.
Posted by: fd at June 28, 2024 09:12 PM (vFG9F


Yikes.

Now yall are making me nervous! Lol

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 28, 2024 09:13 PM (aPY1X)

233 230 If it really was multi-dimensional chess to get Biden to debate so they could bump him out, it was probably Obama scheming to get Kamala into the Presidency.
Posted by: davidt at June 28, 2024 09:12 PM (SYTee)
Never thought I'd live long enough to ask 'Are we getting into AntiChrist territory?'.

Posted by: Eromero at June 28, 2024 09:15 PM (LHPAg)

234 Now yall are making me nervous! Lol

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You'll figure out its limitations pretty quickly. What we've discovered is that it's a lot of fun to race around a set course.

Also it absolutely terrifies your chickens if you keep chickens, so make a rule requiring X feet above/around them.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Trump has more balls than an alley cat with two peckers at June 28, 2024 09:15 PM (8JQRd)

235 You'll probably enjoy the drone, but I don't know that it's going to be able to do much with that. We were recently given a bottom-tier "prosumer" type one and it's a lot of fun but it's not much of a pusher, and if you figure out some way to arrange a hook on a line you'll either have to go on the roof to get your drone back or it will all fall off together into one big pile.

Good luck.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Trump has more balls than an alley cat with two peckers at June 28, 2024 09:06 PM (8JQRd)

I would try using a big treble fishing hook as a grapple. Tie a piece of 100 pound test fishing line to the hook, and clip the line to the landing gear of the drone with a clothespin or paper clip, but loose enough that the drone can pull free. Let a couple of feet of line with the hook dangle from the drone. Have enough line on the other side to reach the ground. Fly the drone up to the roof, snag the hook on the tree limb debris, fly the drone free, and haul on the line to pull the debris off the roof.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 28, 2024 09:16 PM (wXPgs)

236
I would try using a big treble fishing hook as a grapple. Tie a piece of 100 pound test fishing line to the hook, and clip the line to the landing gear of the drone with a clothespin or paper clip, but loose enough that the drone can pull free. Let a couple of feet of line with the hook dangle from the drone. Have enough line on the other side to reach the ground. Fly the drone up to the roof, snag the hook on the tree limb debris, fly the drone free, and haul on the line to pull the debris off the roof.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 28, 2024 09:16 PM (wXPgs)

Genius!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 28, 2024 09:17 PM (aPY1X)

237 Or wearing a pair of boots that don’t fit.
Posted by: polynikes at June 28, 2024 09:09 PM (SHMXB)

Biden has a fit when his brain won't boot.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 28, 2024 09:17 PM (wXPgs)

238 Try not to combine the fishing line with the propellers.

Posted by: davidt at June 28, 2024 09:17 PM (SYTee)

239 I would try using a big treble fishing hook as a grapple. Tie a piece of 100 pound test fishing line to the hook, and clip the line to the landing gear of the drone with a clothespin or paper clip, but loose enough that the drone can pull free. Let a couple of feet of line with the hook dangle from the drone. Have enough line on the other side to reach the ground. Fly the drone up to the roof, snag the hook on the tree limb debris, fly the drone free, and haul on the line to pull the debris off the roof.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 28, 2024 09:16 PM (wXPgs)
Or....get a chimp.

Posted by: Eromero at June 28, 2024 09:18 PM (LHPAg)

240 And women wonder how men get themselves into the pickles we do.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 28, 2024 09:18 PM (aPY1X)

241 Fly the drone up to the roof, snag the hook on the tree limb debris, fly the drone free, and haul on the line to pull the debris off the roof.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 28, 2024 09:16 PM (wXPgs)

Sounds foolproof AOP! LOl. I ways thought of fishing with a drone.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 28, 2024 09:18 PM (AOdfb)

242 Try not to combine the fishing line with the propellers.
Posted by: davidt at June 28, 2024 09:17 PM (SYTee)

Much wisdom!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 28, 2024 09:18 PM (wXPgs)

243 Some more Friday funnys I thought worthy of shame. From Yahoo:

It is hard to overstate the stakes of this election. Joe Biden surely understands them as well. Which is why I hope that, in the aftermath of this debate, he is doing some serious soul-searching with his advisors, his colleagues, and the person he seems to trust most: His wife Jill.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * levitating above the madness at June 28, 2024 09:19 PM (Tofm4)

244 Col Mustard is mort?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 28, 2024 09:21 PM (rsqyi)

245 Spiderwire might be good for that. It's high strength and very small diameter and more pliable (I don't think that's the right word but you know what I mean) than monofilament.

I bet there are cheap knockoff options on Amazon these days, too.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Trump has more balls than an alley cat with two peckers at June 28, 2024 09:21 PM (8JQRd)

246 It is hard to overstate the stakes of this election.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * levitating above the madness at June 28, 2024 09:19 PM (Tofm4)

Steaks!? I love steaks! Especially when Jill blends them so I can drink them!

Posted by: Joey B at June 28, 2024 09:21 PM (AOdfb)

247 Never thought I'd live long enough to ask 'Are we getting into AntiChrist territory?'.
Posted by: Eromero

Think we are still in the pregame but the demons are definitely prepping the playing field.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * levitating above the madness at June 28, 2024 09:22 PM (Tofm4)

248 Also +1 to the chimp suggestion.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Trump has more balls than an alley cat with two peckers at June 28, 2024 09:23 PM (8JQRd)

249 Think we are still in the pregame but the demons are definitely prepping the playing field.

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They/them are Legion.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Trump has more balls than an alley cat with two peckers at June 28, 2024 09:24 PM (8JQRd)

250 Why can’t the orcas sink the illegal immigrant boats from Libya? That’d be a treat!

Posted by: Justin Pinochet Castreau at June 28, 2024 09:25 PM (l5yVc)

251 That guy who was swimming and some Orcas came to 'investigate' him...

Posted by: davidt at June 28, 2024 09:26 PM (SYTee)

252 Hey, WD!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 28, 2024 09:26 PM (v6JzV)

253 wearing a pair of boots that don’t fit.

Posted by: polynikes at June 28, 2024 09:09 PM (SHMXB)

Tried to buy boots at a local boot store. i returned them because i got blisters under my feet, on top of my feet. Couldn't suffer through the break in period.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 28, 2024 09:13 PM (AOdfb)

You can try to break them in like you do a baseball glove unless of course you bought some exotic leather boots. Then you just have to suffer until the leather stretches. Also I always bought mine a size smaller than my tennis shoe size . Haven’t bought a pair in 35 years though.

I think my Ostrich leather boots I wore on a couple of interviews in NYC may have hurt my chances. 😀Live and learn.

Posted by: polynikes at June 28, 2024 09:27 PM (SHMXB)

254 Col Mustard is mort?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 28, 2024 09:21 PM (rsqyi)


Died in the library.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 28, 2024 09:28 PM (W/lyH)

255 Tried to buy boots at a local boot store. ... Couldn't suffer through the break in period.

Ariats. The closest thing to a pre-broken-in boot. That said, I had to stop wearing boots because of persistent back pain. I'm not quite ready for FJB style outrigger sneakers but they're in my future.

Posted by: Oddbob at June 28, 2024 09:28 PM (/y8xj)

256 You can rent a lift for the price of a drone.

Posted by: polynikes at June 28, 2024 09:30 PM (SHMXB)

257 Did someone say they wanted to order a chimp?

Posted by: The Michael Jackson Estate at June 28, 2024 09:30 PM (3iMA8)

258 Re last thread where someone said "global elites" are dumb. Maybe so, but not sure if it is all dumb, or just being so accustomed to being surrounded by fawning people and getting their whims catered to. I have often wondered why, considering their power exists because of a highly civilized and structured legalistic society...they definitely aren't warlords and dukes material..they keep pushing for societal breakdown. If it happens, their smarter and more vicious security chiefs will end up on top, not them.

Posted by: Azjaeger at June 28, 2024 09:31 PM (3/XaG)

259 You can rent a lift for the price of a drone.

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Sure, but the rental terms specifically prohibit racing.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Trump has more balls than an alley cat with two peckers at June 28, 2024 09:31 PM (8JQRd)

260 Wasn't Martin Mull the one that asked Michael Keaton:

"You gonna make it all 220?"

Posted by: Tonypete at June 28, 2024 09:32 PM (WXNFJ)

261 Col Mustard is mort?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

Yeah. In the Dining Room with the candlestick.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 28, 2024 09:33 PM (WXNFJ)

262 Wasn't Martin Mull the one that asked Michael Keaton:

"You gonna make it all 220?"
Posted by: Tonypete at June 28, 2024 09:32 PM (WXNFJ)

Heh. I know we all use the 220 /221 whatever it takes but the dream where Terri Garr says 3839 whatever it takes was a hilarious continuation.

Posted by: polynikes at June 28, 2024 09:34 PM (SHMXB)

263 240 And women wonder how men get themselves into the pickles we do.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 28, 2024 09:18

We don’t wonder at all. 😂

Posted by: Piper at June 28, 2024 09:36 PM (pZEOD)

264 That guy who was swimming and some Orcas came to 'investigate' him...
Posted by: davidt

If this is the New Zealand footage, it is a woman.

And she is a whale researcher, so many theorize those specific whales already were familiar with her in the water close by them.

You notice the belly roll when they pass by the diver? Whale talk for ‘how y’all doin…’

Posted by: Adriane the Geeky Geek Critic . . . at June 28, 2024 09:36 PM (tSQSf)

265 . Yiokes

Posted by: Adriane the Geeky Geek Critic . . . at June 28, 2024 09:36 PM (tSQSf)

266 Insty had been highlighting this Twatter today...

L A R R Y
@LarryOConnor
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Kinda funny to watch the "Trump is a threat to Democracy" crowd openly strategize how to thwart the will of every Democrat who voted in the primaries by engineering a coup at the convention and placing a candidate on the ticket without a single person casting a vote.
10:22 PM · Jun 27, 2024

Posted by: Robert at June 28, 2024 09:37 PM (hCl2q)

267 Heh. I know we all use the 220 /221 whatever it takes but the dream where Terri Garr says 3839 whatever it takes was a hilarious continuation.
Posted by: polynikes

"I loved this shirt!"

Posted by: Tonypete at June 28, 2024 09:37 PM (WXNFJ)

268 The Earth is flat I tell you.

Posted by: Zombie "Mad" Mike Hughes at June 28, 2024 09:38 PM (xcIvR)

269
Everything is in constant relative motion, and the math nerds can predict where something is gonna be in the future.

They sure called it right on the eclipse. It was right over my house for the exact duration specified.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 28, 2024 09:39 PM (63Dwl)

270 Kinda funny to watch the "Trump is a threat to Democracy" crowd openly strategize how to thwart the will of every Democrat who voted in the primaries by engineering a coup at the convention and placing a candidate on the ticket without a single person casting a vote

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Sort of like how funny it was when the crowd who spent a decade calling us Nazis went full-blown Einsatzgruppen.

Posted by: The Michael Jackson Estate at June 28, 2024 09:39 PM (3iMA8)

271 Dumb sock

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 28, 2024 09:40 PM (3iMA8)

272 @LarryOConnor
Kinda funny to watch the "Trump is a threat to Democracy" crowd openly strategize how to thwart the will of every Democrat who voted in the primaries by engineering a coup at the convention and placing a candidate on the ticket without a single person casting a vote.
Posted by: Robert

Those primary votes are retroactively "populism" and not "democracy."

The latter is good, but the former is doubleplusungood, comrade.

Posted by: mikeski at June 28, 2024 09:40 PM (DgGvY)

273 I wonder how Dr. Jill is taking all these demands that Biden step down.

Posted by: Tuna at June 28, 2024 09:41 PM (oaGWv)

274 273 I wonder how Dr. Jill is taking all these demands that Biden step down.

Posted by: Tuna at June 28, 2024 09:41 PM (oaGWv)

Here comes the train.. good boy. You don't want to drop out do you?
MMmmhhhfy,mmm
That's what I thought.

Posted by: Reforger at June 28, 2024 09:43 PM (xcIvR)

275 Wasn't Martin Mull the one that asked Michael Keaton:

"You gonna make it all 220?"
Posted by: Tonypete at June 28, 2024 09:32 PM (WXNFJ)

Ain’t better then them warning that Trump will try to throw them in jail while they are trying to throw Trump in jail.

Posted by: polynikes at June 28, 2024 09:46 PM (SHMXB)

276 Burt TC has convinced me that Jill is a non-entity in this.
They will explain to her that she will do as she's told, or else.

Posted by: sal: tolle adversarium et afflige inimicum at June 28, 2024 09:47 PM (y7DxH)

277 Sorry meant to paste this.

LarryOConnor
Kinda funny to watch the "Trump is a threat to Democracy" crowd openly strategize how to thwart the will of every Democrat who voted in the primaries by engineering a coup at the convention and placing a candidate on the ticket without a single person casting a vote.
Posted by: Robert



Posted by: polynikes at June 28, 2024 09:47 PM (SHMXB)

278 And women wonder how men get themselves into the pickles we do.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

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Wisdom is the realization we are designed that way to attract them, and men who don't occasionally exhibit those traits are not appealing.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Trump has more balls than an alley cat with two peckers at June 28, 2024 09:47 PM (8JQRd)

279 > I wonder how Dr. Jill is taking all these demands that Biden step down.
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I think there's a lot of projection here. She's not all that. She's not even *biden's caregiver. There's a huge staff of retards to do that. She doesn't want to give that up.

It's pretty much that simple.

Well, that and the grift, corruption and the payoffs.

Posted by: Linus Van Pelt at June 28, 2024 09:48 PM (Q4IgG)

280 I'm still a tad confused on what's wrong with supporting Americans and American jobs over foreigners and foreign jobs.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Trump has more balls than an alley cat with two peckers at June 28, 2024 09:49 PM (8JQRd)

281 ***the killer whales repeatedly rammed the boat's hull and rudder, Reuters reported.***
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Shoot a couple of them and the rest of them may decide to recreate another way.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 28, 2024 09:49 PM (5M+Ys)

282 I just realized I had MisHum's shouldn't have been posted post open in a tab.

Can't wait for that one.

Posted by: Reforger at June 28, 2024 09:50 PM (xcIvR)

283 Jill can say or want what ever she wants the politburo makes the decisions.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 28, 2024 09:51 PM (5M+Ys)

284 I laugh to myself picturing Hunter sitting in a lazy boy drinking a beer and watching the debate saying ‘ good now they can get on the big guys ass for awhile and get off mine’

Posted by: polynikes at June 28, 2024 09:52 PM (SHMXB)

285 280 I'm still a tad confused on what's wrong with supporting Americans and American jobs over foreigners and foreign jobs.
Posted by: Moron Robbie


https://shorturl.at/UPoWY

Let Arthur Jensen explain it to you.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at June 28, 2024 09:53 PM (jrKun)

286 Uhhh... weird nic replacement.

Sorry

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 28, 2024 09:53 PM (Q4IgG)

287 Dr. Jill..."OHH but WHAT A GOOD BOY JOE.!!!" "YOU Answered ALL THE QUESTIONS!!!"

"ISNT HE A GOOD BOY?"

Posted by: Nightwatch at June 28, 2024 09:54 PM (TDvv2)

288 I'm still a tad confused on what's wrong with supporting Americans and American jobs over foreigners and foreign jobs.
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https://shorturl.at/UPoWY

Let Arthur Jensen explain it to you.
Posted by: Puddleglum

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Dang, I suspect that's shockingly accurate.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Trump has more balls than an alley cat with two peckers at June 28, 2024 09:55 PM (8JQRd)

289 Anyway...

Jill Biden doesn't hold much sway over things. She might project an air of defiance, but it's just bullshit.

She's going to toe the line with whatever is planned.

Or else.

The *biden's are criminals, but they are not prepared to defend themselves from the deep state if they decide the family must go.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 28, 2024 09:59 PM (Q4IgG)

290 Silly Republicans...

BIDEN JUST FLOODED OUR COUNTRY WITH YOUR JOB REPLACEMENTS...

unless your in tech....then, the CHICOMS will take care of you.

Posted by: Nightwatch at June 28, 2024 10:00 PM (TDvv2)

291 I AM SO SORRY to the HORDE...

EVERY TIME I SAID BIDEN...I meant that CFPOSHBMCPOSMCMTATRANNY OBAMA

I'll try harder next time...

Posted by: Nightwatch at June 28, 2024 10:04 PM (TDvv2)

292 I am Orca Montoya.
You killed my father.
Prepare to die.

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at June 28, 2024 10:25 PM (elaR+)

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