Batastrophe Cafe

Foxbat and baby

You can't spell "Australia" without "giant spiders."

You now also can't spell "Australia" without "the awakening of the Great Old Ones." I'm sure that's fake. Right? RIGHT?!?!

Musical moose.

Alligator vs. boa constrictor. Don't worry, neither is killed. At some point they decide the fight isn't worth it.

Three lions think they're kings of the watering hole, until the real king comes home.

You know who also doesn't sweat lions? Badgers. I don't know how long they can hold the lions off. I hope these tough little guys got away in the end.

This pigeon hasn't heard that they cancelled "Blurred Lines."

Cool hedgehog.

Organic garbage disposal.

Good lighting and a good wind can give anyone salon-quality hair.

This magpie knows what's worth stealing and what should be left behind.

stop what you’re doing and look at this baby bat eating a strawberry pic.twitter.com/yqlDH6DDKr
— Nature is Amazing ☘️ (@AMAZlNGNATURE) April 24, 2024

She's like if a perfect beaver plushie came to life look at her🥹🥹 pic.twitter.com/BBYVJ6OMpX
— Nature is Amazing ☘️ (@AMAZlNGNATURE) June 25, 2024

🦉: Why are they not fearing me, I'm big and fluffy pic.twitter.com/JcFporZyoZ
— Nature is Amazing ☘️ (@AMAZlNGNATURE) June 26, 2024

From what I understand, the owl is hurt, and they believe it's a domesticated owl who has escaped from his home, or was abandoned. That's why they're putting their mitts all over him. They think he needs help.

Daily serotonin boost pic.twitter.com/7qQylIGJtw
— Nature is Amazing ☘️ (@AMAZlNGNATURE) June 19, 2024

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 07:30 PM

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1 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at June 26, 2024 07:30 PM (fwDg9)

2 That picture does not look like a Russian Foxbat Fighter.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 26, 2024 07:31 PM (QNSds)

3 A French owl!

Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 26, 2024 07:31 PM (MeG8a)

4 Foxbat looks like Nosferatu

Posted by: Skip at June 26, 2024 07:32 PM (fwDg9)

5 The bats are back!

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 26, 2024 07:33 PM (Ka3bZ)

6 Duncanthrax is in a bat overload coma

Posted by: Ben Had at June 26, 2024 07:35 PM (TcFHn)

7 Well...that picture up top is not nightmare inducing nightmare fuel at all.

Just a momma taking her baby out for a flight...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 26, 2024 07:35 PM (BpYfr)

8 How come we never get any cute pictures of segmented tapeworms or maybe heartworms, or roundworms?

Good old Ascaris lumbricoides.

Posted by: Common Tater at June 26, 2024 07:35 PM (B3vJ7)

9 I feel sorry for the guy at the labrador convention who forgot his dog
store.gocomics.com/product/ the-far-side-comic-art-print-professor-liebowitz-and-duck/

Posted by: gKWVE at June 26, 2024 07:36 PM (gKWVE)

10 "This was captured in Sydney, Australia. What do you think it is?"

Birdshit videoed through a windshield.

Posted by: gp Is Reinforcing The Structures at June 26, 2024 07:36 PM (98J/K)

11 My first reaction to the top pic was "Not another photo of Tlaib." But then I noticed it was far to pretty for that.

Posted by: Eeyore at June 26, 2024 07:36 PM (1bNHn)

12 >>>Alligator vs. boa constrictor. Don't worry, neither is killed.

Don't worry. Both of the monsters are still alive and ready to put the bite on your ass.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 26, 2024 07:37 PM (klJTj)

13 Nice beaver.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 26, 2024 07:38 PM (W/lyH)

14 Bats are the reason the planet is not overrun with insects. I bet you can't name one thing that we are not overrun with because of penguins.

Posted by: fd at June 26, 2024 07:38 PM (vFG9F)

15 I wish we had wild magpies here in N IL. Life would be 300% more hilarious.

Posted by: gp Is Reinforcing The Structures at June 26, 2024 07:38 PM (98J/K)

16 Not sure if it's wfrom watching animal videos but getting horribly abused animal rescue on YouTube but haven't watched one of them.

Posted by: Skip at June 26, 2024 07:38 PM (fwDg9)

17 Neither is killed. Too bad.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 26, 2024 07:38 PM (TcFHn)

18 Musical moose.
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Some display of Mighty Moose Muscle.

Posted by: Eeyore at June 26, 2024 07:39 PM (1bNHn)

19 I got rabies just looking at the vile bats.

Posted by: Penguin Pete at June 26, 2024 07:39 PM (V5BDR)

20 As forecast, we now have a 3-3-3 court,
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That's funny. I think of them more as 666.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45!
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alexandriabrown @alexthechick 8h
Of course the US Code section on bribery is section 666, of course it is.
https://tinyurl.com/9arrww9u
screencaps

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 26, 2024 07:39 PM (ZdexC)

21 My dad and I spaced off the dog after shooting off some Estes rockets at the park. Took about a week before we found her. She was tied up inside a garage and looked suicidal. Really glad to see me. I think she left a turd on my pillow after that though.

Posted by: Common Tater at June 26, 2024 07:39 PM (B3vJ7)

22 Bats: Proof God has a sense of humor.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 26, 2024 07:39 PM (W/lyH)

23 A rat and a bat chased by a cat.

Posted by: Eromero at June 26, 2024 07:40 PM (LHPAg)

24 >>>From what I understand, the owl is hurt

He's been caught in a rope-line, maybe a trap. They cut him loose.

Posted by: m at June 26, 2024 07:40 PM (NHMTR)

25 You know who also doesn't sweat lions? Badgers. I don't know how long they can hold the lions off. I hope these tough little guys got away in the end.
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I can see they're not Republican office holders.

Posted by: Eeyore at June 26, 2024 07:41 PM (1bNHn)

26 If it weren't for penguins, we'd be up to our armpits in herring and anchovies. Is that what you want?

Posted by: Penguin Defense Fund 501c3 at June 26, 2024 07:41 PM (V5BDR)

27 Trying to find a way dudes with dogs on escalator isn't weird.

Posted by: hart at June 26, 2024 07:41 PM (Dp4Ng)

28 Batatouille, nah, I don't think so

Posted by: Ben Had at June 26, 2024 07:41 PM (TcFHn)

29 Wombat poop is square, perhaps unique in the animal world?

Posted by: Reminder at June 26, 2024 07:42 PM (B3vJ7)

30 >>>You know who also doesn't sweat lions? Badgers. I don't know how long they can hold the lions off. I hope these tough little guys got away in the end.

You know who really deserved to lose? The dumbasses with the cellphones.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 26, 2024 07:42 PM (klJTj)

31 SMOD has a new election competitor:

https://tinyurl.com/3mx848zp

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 26, 2024 07:42 PM (ZdexC)

32 Trying to find a way dudes with dogs on escalator isn't weird.
Posted by: hart at June 26, 2024 07:41 PM (Dp4Ng)

They won't all fit in the elevator?

Posted by: Diogenes at June 26, 2024 07:42 PM (W/lyH)

33 I wish we had wild magpies here in N IL. Life would be 300% more hilarious.

If Illinois is any kind of ranch country, the ranchers have killed them all for attacking newborn livestock.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at June 26, 2024 07:43 PM (hB7mE)

34 That top picture looks like some dude hang gliding.

Posted by: tankdemon at June 26, 2024 07:43 PM (Q379z)

35 16 Yeah, I can't take those either. Nevertheless, God bless the folks who do them.

Posted by: gp Is Reinforcing The Structures at June 26, 2024 07:43 PM (98J/K)

36 Reminder are you saying wombats shit a brick?

Posted by: Ben Had at June 26, 2024 07:43 PM (TcFHn)

37 Top pic is not ok.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 26, 2024 07:44 PM (RIvkX)

38 Nice beaver.
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Thanks. I just had it stuffed.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 26, 2024 07:44 PM (ZdexC)

39 This magpie knows what's worth stealing and what should be left behind.
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https://tinyurl.com/2m5sxeeu

Posted by: Eeyore at June 26, 2024 07:44 PM (1bNHn)

40 More like bouillon cubes, I’d say. Betcha they don’t taste like Beef or Chicken, however!

Posted by: Reminder at June 26, 2024 07:44 PM (B3vJ7)

41 I though Japan had better building codes, such that they would have fixed the ground to prevent landslides.

I guess sometime the mountain win, regardless of what you do.

Wouldn't want to be the owner of the house that stopped the slide, tho.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at June 26, 2024 07:45 PM (hB7mE)

42 29 Wombat poop is square, perhaps unique in the animal world?
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Poo³

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 26, 2024 07:45 PM (ZdexC)

43 33 In the late 19th thru early 20th centuries, it was routine around here to dynamite trees full of roosting crows.

Posted by: gp Is Reinforcing The Structures at June 26, 2024 07:46 PM (98J/K)

44 Back from Philly! Yay!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 26, 2024 07:46 PM (v6JzV)

45 Magpies are a$$holes

Posted by: Lizzy at June 26, 2024 07:46 PM (cCVOS)

46 I am kind of amused at how not-worried the spectators are.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at June 26, 2024 07:46 PM (hB7mE)

47 I think she left a turd on my pillow after that though.

Unless you were dating Amber at the time, one imagines the lineup of suspects would be narrow.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 26, 2024 07:47 PM (gKWVE)

48 Thanks for the hedgehog, Ace! I would of course never abuse a hedgehog like that (for more than a photo op).

Posted by: Iris, Team Hedgehog at June 26, 2024 07:48 PM (n3DL0)

49 Iris!!!

Posted by: Ben Had at June 26, 2024 07:49 PM (TcFHn)

50 The first guy down the escalator kind of looks like Tom Cruise.

Posted by: Tuna at June 26, 2024 07:50 PM (oaGWv)

51 43 33 In the late 19th thru early 20th centuries, it was routine around here to dynamite trees full of roosting crows.
Posted by: gp Is Reinforcing The Structures at June 26, 2024 07:46 PM (98J/K)

And murder the crows?

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 26, 2024 07:50 PM (8sMut)

52 >>In the late 19th thru early 20th centuries, it was routine around here to dynamite trees full of roosting crows.

Huh. Crows routinely harass birds of prey, thus protecting smaller birds from becoming their lunch. Not a$$holes.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 26, 2024 07:51 PM (cCVOS)

53 Thought it looked for a moment the alligator had the boa in his mouth right behind the head. Guess it couldn't seal the kill

Posted by: Skip at June 26, 2024 07:52 PM (fwDg9)

54 Crows and ravens, the hierarchy of bird brains

Posted by: Ben Had at June 26, 2024 07:52 PM (TcFHn)

55 41 I though Japan had better building codes, such that they would have fixed the ground to prevent landslides.

I guess sometime the mountain win, regardless of what you do.

Wouldn't want to be the owner of the house that stopped the slide, tho.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at June 26, 2024 07:45 PM (hB7mE)

Even the Japanese would concede that we are all nature’s bitch.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 26, 2024 07:53 PM (8sMut)

56 51 Well, it was the trees that really pissed people off. Crows were collateral damage.

Posted by: gp Is Reinforcing The Structures at June 26, 2024 07:53 PM (98J/K)

57 54 Crows and ravens, the hierarchy of bird brains
Posted by: Ben Had at June 26, 2024 07:52 PM (TcFHn)

Corvids all

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 26, 2024 07:53 PM (8sMut)

58 I better hit the hay
Hope everyone has a great evening

Posted by: Skip at June 26, 2024 07:53 PM (fwDg9)

59 Ben Had!!

Posted by: Iris, Team Hedgehog at June 26, 2024 07:55 PM (n3DL0)

60 "Crows routinely harass birds of prey,"

I've seen all kinds of birds do that. Correction. Not penguins.

Posted by: gp Is Reinforcing The Structures at June 26, 2024 07:55 PM (98J/K)

61 The teeth! The teeth!

6ixBuzzTV @6ixbuzztv 23h
#WATCH: Canadian woman terrified of a groundhog.

https://tinyurl.com/2zr78j73
8 seconds of... horror!!!

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 26, 2024 07:56 PM (ZdexC)

62 Where is Batman?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 26, 2024 07:56 PM (Ud7de)

63
CNN: No showing clips of OUR DEBATE, or talking about it, or writing about it. Unless the unbiased moderators score a direct hit on the Trump monster.

Posted by: Auspex at June 26, 2024 07:56 PM (j4U/Z)

64 >>She's like if a perfect beaver plushie came to life look at her

All fun 'n games until she gnaws down every tree in a 4 block radius. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at June 26, 2024 07:56 PM (cCVOS)

65 SMOD has a new election competitor:

https://tinyurl.com/3mx848zp
Posted by: andycanuck

SMOD hasn't been outlawed in England and swords have been. Advantage SMOD.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 26, 2024 07:57 PM (24ItC)

66 63
CNN: No showing clips of OUR DEBATE, or talking about it, or writing about it. Unless the unbiased moderators score a direct hit on the Trump monster.
Posted by: Auspex at June 26, 2024 07:56 PM (j4U/Z)

The government mouthpiece has spoken.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 26, 2024 07:58 PM (8sMut)

67 Even the Japanese would concede that we are all nature’s bitch.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 26, 2024 07:53 PM (8sMut)

History shows again and again
How nature points out the folly of men.

Yep, the Japanese, possibly more than any other nationality, would know this.

Posted by: tankdemon at June 26, 2024 07:58 PM (Q379z)

68 That top picture looks like some dude hang gliding.
Posted by: tankdemon

If so the dude *really* needs a pedicure!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 26, 2024 07:58 PM (24ItC)

69 59 Ben Had!!

Posted by: Iris, Team Hedgehog at June 26, 2024 07:55 PM (n3DL0

That quite the accusation. TWO exclamation points as well.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 26, 2024 07:58 PM (Ud7de)

70 Somebody needs to come up with a political party name that initializes as "SMOD"

Posted by: FeatherBlade at June 26, 2024 07:59 PM (hB7mE)

71 CNN: No showing clips of OUR DEBATE, or talking about it, or writing about it. Unless the unbiased moderators score a direct hit on the Trump monster.
Posted by: Auspex at June 26, 2024 07:56 PM (j4U/Z)
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I'll allow it!

Posted by: Judge Merchan at June 26, 2024 07:59 PM (BpYfr)

72 >>Well, it was the trees that really pissed people off. Crows were collateral damage.

Ah, OK. Poor crows.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 26, 2024 07:59 PM (cCVOS)

73 63
CNN: No showing clips of OUR DEBATE, or talking about it, or writing about it. Unless the unbiased moderators score a direct hit on the Trump monster.
Posted by: Auspex at June 26, 2024 07:56 PM (j4U/Z)

Didn't Elon already announce that X would not comply with requests to stop livestreams commenting on the debate?

Posted by: tankdemon at June 26, 2024 07:59 PM (Q379z)

74 Those Badgers are winning without cheating.

Maybe we should try that

Posted by: UM Football Wolverines at June 26, 2024 08:00 PM (8AONa)

75 >>The first guy down the escalator kind of looks like Tom Cruise.

It's a scientific fact that a Golden will make you more attractive to women.

It's science.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 26, 2024 08:00 PM (LkLld)

76 AlaBAMA, hi, hon

Posted by: Ben Had at June 26, 2024 08:00 PM (TcFHn)

77 60 "Crows routinely harass birds of prey,"

I've seen all kinds of birds do that. Correction. Not penguins.
Posted by: gp

I saw a blue jay come flying out of a tree like a missile at a hawk the other day. Hawk was not expecting that.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at June 26, 2024 08:00 PM (FmapG)

78 What is so fascinating about Amber Heard, with her pure beauty is that she is one of those Hollywood starlets that beckon back to an age that has been left behind. I could see her in Forties epic. Kate Beckinsale is another.

Posted by: hart at June 26, 2024 08:00 PM (Dp4Ng)

79 She's like if a perfect beaver plushie came to life look at her

All fun 'n games until she gnaws down every tree in a 4 block radius. . .
Posted by: Lizzy at June 26, 2024 07:56 PM (cCVOS)
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And then builds a dam in your hallway that requires dynamite to remove...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 26, 2024 08:00 PM (BpYfr)

80 SMOD hasn't been outlawed in England and swords have been. Advantage SMOD.
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The Lady of the Lake lost her sword in a boating accident.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 26, 2024 08:02 PM (ZdexC)

81 Amber Heard, that has been left behind.
Posted by: hart

We know what she leaves behind and don't want it in our beds.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 26, 2024 08:03 PM (24ItC)

82 72 It was really the crows the bombers were going after; I made a dumb joke. Poor crows indeed! However, cheer up, because in the end, the crows have triumphed, and I'm glad.

Posted by: gp Is Reinforcing The Structures at June 26, 2024 08:04 PM (98J/K)

83 >>And then builds a dam in your hallway that requires dynamite to remove...

Heh.
Years ago there was a mysterious vandal chopping down the cherry trees that are planted around the tidal basin. People were aghast -- who would do such a thing?! Is it terrorism? This must be stopped!
Then, a week or so later, someone spotted the furry culprit. . . who was gently relocated to Rock Creek Park, iirc.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 26, 2024 08:05 PM (cCVOS)

84 77 Another corvid. Around here, the red-tails are routinely harassed by redwings, sparrows, finches; any bird that can fly. The best way to find an owl is to look for a tree with a big cloud of angry birds around it.

Posted by: gp Is Reinforcing The Structures at June 26, 2024 08:06 PM (98J/K)

85 Years ago there was a mysterious vandal chopping down the cherry trees that are planted around the tidal basin. People were aghast -- who would do such a thing?! Is it terrorism? This must be stopped!

Posted by: Lizzy at June 26, 2024 08:05 PM (cCVOS)
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Hey! Don't look at me! I had nothing to do with it, I swear!

Posted by: zombie George Washington at June 26, 2024 08:06 PM (BpYfr)

86 Lol AZ. I'm taking about beauty.

Posted by: hart at June 26, 2024 08:06 PM (Dp4Ng)

87 76 AlaBAMA, hi, hon
Posted by: Ben Had at June 26, 2024 08:00 PM (TcFHn)

*tips hat*

Howdy

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 26, 2024 08:07 PM (Ud7de)

88 SMOD has a new election competitor
Watery tarts...

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at June 26, 2024 08:07 PM (XMwZJ)

89 who was gently relocated to Rock Creek Park, iirc.
Posted by: Lizzy

Lucky it wasn't in Idaho for "Beaver Drop".
https://is.gd/9hzdxr

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 26, 2024 08:08 PM (24ItC)

90 6ixBuzzTV @6ixbuzztv
#WATCH: Bugatti Chiron spotted at the Canada’s Wonderland plaza.

https://tinyurl.com/34kbrn84
14 seconds
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I don't know the model but they're all expensive!

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 26, 2024 08:08 PM (ZdexC)

91 Did anyone lose a kinkajou?
One was found at a rest stop along I-82 near Yakima, WA.
Fish and Wildlife says he seems friendly and would like to return him to his owner.
Just before they slap the cuffs on you for bringing, then losing, a kinkajou.

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, McFailure wing of the Uniparty at June 26, 2024 08:08 PM (CegSp)

92 Lol AZ. I'm taking about beauty.
Posted by: hart

I guess I can get behind that...

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 26, 2024 08:09 PM (24ItC)

93 >>Lucky it wasn't in Idaho for "Beaver Drop".
https://is.gd/9hzdxr

I clicked that link fully prepared for it to pr0n-related, if not one of Mannix's Instagram babes. . .

Glad only one of 'em ~~dived~~ died.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 26, 2024 08:12 PM (cCVOS)

94 Pretty sure that the guys mixing it up with lions are zorillas.

Also think that the amphibian mixing it up with the snek is either a small croc, or a cayman.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 26, 2024 08:13 PM (XeU6L)

95 >>...Just before they slap the cuffs on you for bringing, then losing, a kinkajou.

There's a Muldoon limerick in there somewhere

Posted by: Lizzy at June 26, 2024 08:13 PM (cCVOS)

96 14 Bats are the reason the planet is not overrun with insects. I bet you can't name one thing that we are not overrun with because of penguins.
Posted by: fd at June 26, 2024 07:38 PM (vFG9F)

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Put a panda and a penguin in a locked room with a crate of live hand grenades and come back 10 minutes later. The panda would have broken it's next trying to jump off the sofa, and the penguin would have stuck it's head in the box fan. No hand grenades would have been touched.

Posted by: Orson at June 26, 2024 08:13 PM (dIske)

97 Funny how CNN is so desperate to control the narrative. Almost makes one wonder if they have an agenda.

Why did Trump agree to this again??
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Hosted by Jake Tapper and Dana Bash, the debate is strictly off-limits to live streamers who want to use any footage or audio for editorial purposes. According to CNN, the entire debate will be copyrighted, meaning only CNN is allowed to provide commentary on it.

Defying the longtime fair use doctrine, CNN insists that Americans be prohibited from exercising their free speech rights with regard to the debate, which is supposed to serve the public interest.

“CNN is now threatening any social channels that provide commentary on the debate stating they will not allow the use outside of CNN,” announced commentator Tim Pool on X.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 26, 2024 08:15 PM (Ud7de)

98 The Hedgehogs constitute a very singular tribe of quadrupeds, which have the toes of their fore-feet extremely long, and connected together by a very thin and dark-coloured membrane, that extends round the hinder part of their body, and serves the place of wings, in enabling them to flit along the air in pursuit of food.

Posted by: AI Hedgehog Facts at June 26, 2024 08:16 PM (vFG9F)

99 Pound for pound, badgers must be the bravest (and certainly the orneriest) critters out there.

Posted by: Paco at June 26, 2024 08:16 PM (njExo)

100 When allergic to
A kinkajou
You need to consider a thing or two
For if ever you
Smuggle kinkajou
You'll surely be caught when you go "ah-choo!"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 26, 2024 08:16 PM (fLzrS)

101 who was gently relocated to Rock Creek Park, iirc.
Posted by: Lizzy
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We 'relocated' a rabid beaver here. The transport was a Springfield Armory 1911.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 26, 2024 08:17 PM (XeU6L)

102 99 Wolverines!!

Posted by: gp Is Reinforcing The Structures at June 26, 2024 08:17 PM (98J/K)

103

Sixteen of the world's most notable economists — all Nobel Prize winners — are warning that former President Donald Trump could stoke inflation if he wins the presidency in November and moves forward with his economic plans.

"Many Americans are concerned about inflation, which has come down remarkably fast. There is rightly a worry that Donald Trump will reignite this inflation, with his fiscally irresponsible budgets," according to a letter signed by the economists, who include Joseph Stiglitz, a Columbia University professor who won the Nobel prize for economics in 2001; and Yale professor Robert Shiller, who won the Nobel prize for economics in 2013.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 26, 2024 08:18 PM (63Dwl)

104 I clicked that link fully prepared for it to pr0n-related, if not one of Mannix's Instagram babes. . .

Posted by: Lizzy

LOL
Are you happy or sad about it?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 26, 2024 08:18 PM (24ItC)

105 " all Nobel Prize winners"

Would you call them "Experts"?

Biden is going to use that crap tomorrow night and I hope PDT has something ready to smash it with.

Posted by: fd at June 26, 2024 08:20 PM (vFG9F)

106 103

Sixteen of the world's most notable economists — all Nobel Prize winners — are warning that former President Donald Trump could stoke inflation if he wins the presidency in November and moves forward with his economic plans.

"Many Americans are concerned about inflation, which has come down remarkably fast. There is rightly a worry that Donald Trump will reignite this inflation, with his fiscally irresponsible budgets," according to a letter signed by the economists, who include Joseph Stiglitz, a Columbia University professor who won the Nobel prize for economics in 2001; and Yale professor Robert Shiller, who won the Nobel prize for economics in 2013.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 26, 2024 08:18 PM (63Dwl

That's some amazing projection right there.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 26, 2024 08:21 PM (Ud7de)

107 Looks like Tim has on a real winner tonight.

Ehh, sometimes you have to let ridiculous guests be ridiculous.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 26, 2024 08:21 PM (XV/Pl)

108 >>Are you happy or sad about it?

Relieved.
I've clicked too many links from blogger zombie when he/she occasionally commented here - would put horrific images as links in his/her nic (e.g. a nekkid dude doing something kinky to a tailpipe). zombie is otherwise excellent, of course!!

Posted by: Lizzy at June 26, 2024 08:21 PM (cCVOS)

109 Remember how the Experts said Trump was going to get us into a bunch of wars?

Posted by: fd at June 26, 2024 08:22 PM (vFG9F)

110 Biden is going to use that crap tomorrow night and I hope PDT has something ready to smash it with.
Posted by: fd at June 26, 2024 08:20 PM (vFG9F)

"Last time i listened to experts they unleashed a poisonous fake vaccine on the world."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 26, 2024 08:22 PM (fLzrS)

111 Speaking of birds, I've been severely harassed by mockingbirds in my own back yard the last couple of weeks (they've got a nest back there, somewhere). One literally flew at my face and only a last second wave of my arms caused it to veer off. I took to carrying a broom outside and swinging it around my head occasionally, and when I was watering the vegetable garden, whenever one lighted on the fence, giving me the stink eye, I spritzed it until it flew off. I think these tactics are working. I know the neighbors are finding it all very droll.

Posted by: Paco at June 26, 2024 08:22 PM (njExo)

112 Good evening from Monterey, CA everyone. It's fooking cold here, compared to my native North Alabama. This morning was maybe 53°. Working at the Naval Post Graduate school this week, and went out into a courtyard to warm up. Warmest place on the campus, solar heat reflecting from the walls of four buildings, some trees to break up the constant wind.

What do I find?

A weatherstation, sitting there maliciously supporting the climate crisis. Probably 7°warmer in that courtyard than any other place on baae it could be set up.

I took a photo for Buck and will send it to him when i get back home.

Posted by: BifBewalski at June 26, 2024 08:23 PM (0glq/)

113 Avenge me!!!

Posted by: zombie rabid beaver at June 26, 2024 08:23 PM (ZdexC)

114 Sixteen of the world's most notable economists — all Nobel Prize winners — are warning that former President Donald Trump could stoke inflation if he wins the presidency in November and moves forward with his economic plans.

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Which tells you that the Nobel Prize in econ is just a bag of cash and a doorstop.

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at June 26, 2024 08:23 PM (hCzfy)

115 102 Wolverines!!

F**k you!
— Buckeyes

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 26, 2024 08:23 PM (v6JzV)

116 according to a letter signed by the economists, who include Joseph Stiglitz, a Columbia University professor who won the Nobel prize for economics in 2001; and Yale professor Robert Shiller, who won the Nobel prize for economics in 2013.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot
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I agree with this.

Posted by: Paul Krugman, Nobel Prize Winner in Economic Science at June 26, 2024 08:24 PM (XeU6L)

117 Cali-fail-ia is wierd. I could smell the piquant aroma of hobo piss everywhere i went.

Posted by: BifBewalski at June 26, 2024 08:25 PM (0glq/)

118 Last 30 years actresses Mt Rushmore.
Scarlett Johansson
Emma Watson
Kate Beckinsale
Anne Hathaway

Posted by: hart at June 26, 2024 08:26 PM (Dp4Ng)

119 Trying to keep up without a program out here in the cheap seats but

Since everything is backwards/upside down, inside out etc. Oftentimes the "experts" are wrong. I mean - listening to the experts is why everything is fucked up beyond recognition. Credentialed asshats in too many instances. Imposters.

Posted by: Commo Tater at June 26, 2024 08:27 PM (QCu82)

120 Remember

Posted by: There Is Nothing More Important Than Being Gay at June 26, 2024 08:27 PM (8sMut)

121 >>"Many Americans are concerned about inflation, which has come down remarkably fast. There is rightly a worry that Donald Trump will reignite this inflation, with his fiscally irresponsible budgets," according to a letter signed by the economists, who include Joseph Stiglitz, a Columbia University professor who won the Nobel prize for economics in 2001; and Yale professor Robert Shiller, who won the Nobel prize for economics in 2013.

10 of the 16 signers of the letter are Biden donors including Stiglitz who also is a big supporter of Build Back Better, the plan that caused the inflation we are living through.

This is just 51 intel experts say Hunter's laptop is Russian disinformation all over again. Won't work. People remember Trump's economy and they sure as hell know what is going on now.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 26, 2024 08:27 PM (LkLld)

122 "I've clicked too many links from blogger zombie when he/she occasionally commented here - would put horrific images"

That weirdo with the air-inflated scrotum.

Posted by: gp Is Reinforcing The Structures at June 26, 2024 08:28 PM (98J/K)

123 Good evening from Monterey, CA everyone.
Posted by: BifBewalski

Sorry to hear you died, Bif. But glad to hear you went to Heaven.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 26, 2024 08:28 PM (v6JzV)

124 Jesus lets just build humans just like that and control the fucking world!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at June 26, 2024 08:29 PM (5AVMW)

125 "a letter signed by the economists"

Who trusts economists? Not I.

Posted by: gp Is Reinforcing The Structures at June 26, 2024 08:29 PM (98J/K)

126 Why should a network have exclusivity here? There should be a feed for people, anyone, who wants to watch.

Something like C-span. Anybody with a fucking camera/cell phone will work. Why is this so complicated? Somebody on YouTube could do it.

Posted by: Commo Tater at June 26, 2024 08:29 PM (QCu82)

127 Bats!

*shrug-dances to "Bela Lugosi's Dead"*

Posted by: All Hail Eris at June 26, 2024 08:29 PM (kpS4V)

128 Avenge me!!!
Posted by: zombie rabid beaver
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Sure, sure. Bring it.

Posted by: Six more rounds at June 26, 2024 08:30 PM (XeU6L)

129 "Many Americans are concerned about inflation, which has come down remarkably fast. There is rightly a worry that Donald Trump will reignite this inflation, with his fiscally irresponsible budgets," according to a letter signed by the economists, who include Joseph Stiglitz, a Columbia University professor who won the Nobel prize for economics in 2001; and Yale professor Robert Shiller, who won the Nobel prize for economics in 2013.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 26, 2024 08:18 PM (63Dwl

That's some amazing projection right there.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 26, 2024 08:21 PM (Ud7de)

When was the last time there was a budget?

The mind boggles. The Nobel Prize hasn’t meant jack in quite some time.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 26, 2024 08:30 PM (8sMut)

130 I WELCOME OUR NEW BAT/VAMPIRE OVERLORDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at June 26, 2024 08:31 PM (5AVMW)

131 OK, official knob-polishers for the economic train wreck. Got it.

Posted by: Commo Tater at June 26, 2024 08:31 PM (QCu82)

132 This is just 51 intel experts say Hunter's laptop is Russian disinformation all over again. Won't work. People remember Trump's economy and they sure as hell know what is going on now.
Posted by: JackStraw
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Those lacross players are guilty as sin.

Posted by: 90 Duke professors at June 26, 2024 08:31 PM (XeU6L)

133 How many billions has Congress handed to Ukraine?

I guess that's Trumps fault too.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 26, 2024 08:31 PM (Ud7de)

134 Sorry to hear you died, Bif. But glad to hear you went to Heaven.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

It's freaking georgious here!

I'm feeling much better, really. I don't want to go on the cart

Posted by: BifBewalski at June 26, 2024 08:32 PM (0glq/)

135 Through the haze I believe Jack Straw had a decent point.......

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at June 26, 2024 08:32 PM (5AVMW)

136 126 Why should a network have exclusivity here? There should be a feed for people, anyone, who wants to watch.

Something like C-span. Anybody with a fucking camera/cell phone will work. Why is this so complicated? Somebody on YouTube could do it.
Posted by: Commo Tater at June 26, 2024 08:29 PM (QCu82)

Maybe you being arrested and getting a violent, public beating by police will straighten you out.

YOU NEVER, EVER QUESTION US. EVER.

Our customers are the biggest pieces of shit, ever.

Posted by: U.S. Media at June 26, 2024 08:33 PM (8sMut)

137 Has Trump even suggested a budget?

How are these marker-sniffing shitheels figuring out that Trump's budget will cause inflation?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 26, 2024 08:33 PM (Ud7de)

138 Avenge me!!!
Posted by: zombie rabid beaver

Step off, Bitch.

Posted by: Harambe the Gorilla at June 26, 2024 08:33 PM (v6JzV)

139 Only this junta would be stupid enough to run on the economy during this economy.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 26, 2024 08:33 PM (fLzrS)

140 Hey, Jack! That Magnum, piemag, you know the thing....bird, is pretty cool. What's the biggest thing that sucker could carry? They've had me locked down with some dude that looks like me cor the last several days, and...well, a bird like that....can it carry an 8 or 9 year old girl? Looks like it can tell the difference between colors, too!

Posted by: Joe Biden at June 26, 2024 08:34 PM (ycI94)

141 Satoshi and Campbell in 2015 shared the Nobel Prize for medicine. I think they still get some things right.

The "Economics" stuff is just some carve-out for the wackos, in hindsight. JM Keynes was a commie kiddiefucker, Harry Dexter White, all the IMF and early UN wack jobs were all lunatics or communists who amazingly enough, spouted lunatic policies.

Posted by: Commo Tater at June 26, 2024 08:34 PM (QCu82)

142 Heaven’s nice and all, but Hell is always in summer, has more interesting company, and will have a Slayer concert every night.

And its road network is phenomenal. Especially the road there.

: o )

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 26, 2024 08:35 PM (8sMut)

143 Evenin' Horde. Dude came to my house this afternoon trying to sell me a security system. It's a no brainer he says. "Free" install just for putting a sign in my yard and being a "friendly reference" in the hood. I don't care how great a deal it is, I'm not making a snap decision based on 5 minutes conversation with someone who showed up without warning at my door.

He pulled out all the stops, even "Snoop Dogg does our commercials." Great selling point for a pasty white middle-aged librarian.

Posted by: screaming in digital at June 26, 2024 08:35 PM (iZbyp)

144 Celebrity economists will say whatever the highest bidder tells them to say. It's all horseshit.

Posted by: gp Is Reinforcing The Structures at June 26, 2024 08:36 PM (98J/K)

145 If I was advising Trump I would tell him his first question to Joe should be

Hi Joe, nice to see you. How was your vacation?

Posted by: JackStraw at June 26, 2024 08:37 PM (LkLld)

146
He pulled out all the stops, even "Snoop Dogg does our commercials." Great selling point for a pasty white middle-aged librarian.
Posted by: screaming in digital at June 26, 2024 08:35 PM (iZbyp)

I woulda asked “Who?”

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 26, 2024 08:37 PM (8sMut)

147 The mind boggles. The Nobel Prize hasn’t meant jack in quite some time.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33
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My name isn't Jack.

Posted by: Barky, Nobel Prize winner at June 26, 2024 08:37 PM (XeU6L)

148 That picture up top is going to figure in my nightmares tonight, for sure. Last night I dreamt about 3 huge snakes being hatched from eggs. Tonight I will be dreaming of an undead bat mother. For once I'm looking forward to my insomnia.

Posted by: bluebell at June 26, 2024 08:37 PM (bS+DD)

149 SiD, what celebrity endorsement would get you to consider a security system?

Posted by: All Hail Eris at June 26, 2024 08:37 PM (kpS4V)

150 Have a double rainbow over the valley. Must be God giving twice the grace to our area.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at June 26, 2024 08:38 PM (EJdME)

151 It just occurred to me that as I'm joining my extended family for a Cardinals game at Busch Stadium, from a private suite no less, I won't be able to watch the debate.

Poor, poor me.

Posted by: Dr. T at June 26, 2024 08:38 PM (jGGMD)

152 The GOAT debate with actresses is between Grace Kelly, Elizabeth Taylor and Emma Watson.

Posted by: hart at June 26, 2024 08:38 PM (Dp4Ng)

153 I woulda asked “Who?”
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 26, 2024 08:37 PM (8sMut)
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I haven't turned on my TV in about a year. "What's a commercial?"

Posted by: screaming in digital at June 26, 2024 08:38 PM (iZbyp)

154 OK...so buff chest, swole Biceps, and just racked-up forearms, and THAT is how a fucking human flies!!!!!

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at June 26, 2024 08:39 PM (5AVMW)

155 SiD, what celebrity endorsement would get you to consider a security system?
Posted by: All Hail Eris

May e James Woods? At least he thinks correctly

Posted by: BifBewalski at June 26, 2024 08:39 PM (0glq/)

156 103
Sixteen of the world's most notable economists — all Nobel Prize winners — are warning that former President Donald Trump could stoke inflation if he wins the presidency in November and moves forward with his economic plans.

"Many Americans are concerned about inflation, which has come down remarkably fast. There is rightly a worry that Donald Trump will reignite this inflation, with his fiscally irresponsible budgets," according to a letter signed by the economists, who include Joseph Stiglitz, a Columbia University professor who won the Nobel prize for economics in 2001; and Yale professor Robert Shiller, who won the Nobel prize for economics in 2013.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

Economists, weatherpxrsons, bureaucrats, and newscritters. They are all mostly wrong, most of the time, and yet retain their jobs. Sure, lets continue to listen to these 'experts'.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at June 26, 2024 08:40 PM (FmapG)

157 The GOAT debate with actresses is between Grace Kelly, Elizabeth Taylor and Emma Watson.
Posted by: hart at June 26, 2024 08:38 PM (Dp4Ng)

One of these things is not like the others....

Posted by: Dr. T at June 26, 2024 08:40 PM (jGGMD)

158 The crooks are getting "better" at disabling security systems with jammers. Whatever one might buy now currently may be obsolete in that sense. Always a game of cat and mouse with this stuff.

Even in an RV. Maybe especially in an RV. Got a knock on my door once at 8,000 feet in a snowstorm in the Rockies in the middle of the night. 4wd trail, mostly. And that's who it was - someone stranded on a 4 wheeler and probably hypothermic. But I didn't know that at first. I figured it was a Tweaker or worse. Yeesh

Posted by: Commo Tater at June 26, 2024 08:40 PM (QCu82)

159 You sayin'…. you wanna piece of me?!

Posted by: zombie rabid beaver at June 26, 2024 08:41 PM (ZdexC)

160 Evenin' Horde. Dude came to my house this afternoon trying to sell me a security system. It's a no brainer he says. "Free" install just for putting a sign in my yard and being a "friendly reference" in the hood. I don't care how great a deal it is, I'm not making a snap decision based on 5 minutes conversation with someone who showed up without warning at my door.
Posted by: screaming in digital

I once had one of those security-company charlatans offer to pay me to put a sign in my yard saying that my house was protected by their security service, without, get this, my actually having to purchase their services to protect my house.

I've never trusted those companies since.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 26, 2024 08:41 PM (v6JzV)

161 Lol Doctor, and yet...

Posted by: hart at June 26, 2024 08:42 PM (Dp4Ng)

162 You sayin'…. you wanna piece of me?!
Posted by: zombie rabid beaver

Bring it!
-- Otter 841

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 26, 2024 08:43 PM (v6JzV)

163 SiD, what celebrity endorsement would get you to consider a security system?
Posted by: All Hail Eris at June 26, 2024 08:37 PM (kpS4V)
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Ludacris or Fifty Cent maybe. Snoop is right out.

Posted by: screaming in digital at June 26, 2024 08:44 PM (iZbyp)

164 This guy Arthur Bloom pretending to be stupid on Timcast. For 25 minutes. Where'd they find this guy?

Posted by: gp Is Reinforcing The Structures at June 26, 2024 08:45 PM (98J/K)

165 Have a double rainbow over the valley. Must be God giving twice the grace to our area.
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at June 26, 2024 08:38 PM (EJdME)
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I bet it's beautiful. If it happened here, I guarantee some idiot would post a picture on Nextdoor and comment how much God loves Pride month.

Posted by: bluebell at June 26, 2024 08:45 PM (bS+DD)

166 @145

>>Hi Joe, nice to see you. How was your vacation?

Sadly, that's not going to be allowed to happen.

First question is going to be about abortion, then J6, then allusions to Trumps legal issues, then will he accept the results of the election, then COVID response and on and on.

Its going to be a real sh*t show.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 26, 2024 08:45 PM (XV/Pl)

167 What's amazing the the technique the boa uses to scale the tree.

Boa Camp teaches some amazing skills besides how a tranny might project the burlesque.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 26, 2024 08:47 PM (fY84s)

168 Lol Doctor, and yet...
Posted by: hart at June 26, 2024 08:42 PM (Dp4Ng)

Don't get me wrong, I don't have anything against Hermoine, despite her annoying activism off-camera. She's certainly competent at what she does. But a contender for the god-tier of actresses? No.

Btw, the answer to your question is obviously Grace Kelly.

Posted by: Dr. T at June 26, 2024 08:47 PM (jGGMD)

169 @164

>> This guy Arthur Bloom pretending to be stupid on Timcast. For 25 minutes. Where'd they find this guy?

Sometimes you have to have conversations with ridiculous people to sharpen your own arguments and thinking on a subject or topic.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 26, 2024 08:47 PM (XV/Pl)

170
Is Joey floating in the isolation tank right now?

Being I.V.'d the blood of young white girls with fragrant hair?

Experiencing deep hypnosis with post hypnotic debate suggestions?

Hitting German Shepards with a stick?

Starting the Adderall dosage run-up?

Posted by: Auspex at June 26, 2024 08:47 PM (j4U/Z)

171 Another day; another cafe; another blatant lack of llamas!!

Posted by: Carl Wheezer - Llamas for the win at June 26, 2024 08:48 PM (qfLjt)

172 Mark Twain told the tale of a family who purchased a burglar alarm from a traveling salesman and the burglars eventually ended up stealing the alarm system.

Posted by: fd at June 26, 2024 08:48 PM (vFG9F)

173 165 A pretty song by Jobim.

Posted by: gp Is Reinforcing The Structures at June 26, 2024 08:48 PM (98J/K)

174 SiD, what celebrity endorsement would get you to consider a security system?
Posted by: All Hail Eris at June 26, 2024 08:37 PM (kpS4V)
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Ludacris or Fifty Cent maybe. Snoop is right out.
Posted by: screaming in digital

"Hello, Ms. Digital. My name is Vivek...er, Fifek. As in Fifek Cent...

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 26, 2024 08:48 PM (v6JzV)

175 162 You sayin'…. you wanna piece of me?!
Posted by: zombie rabid beaver

Bring it!
-- Otter 841
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 26, 2024 08:43 PM (v6JzV)
Honey Badger drives up in a jacked-up F250 King Ranch 4X4 with Stevie Ray Vaughn turned up to eleventy-eleven.

Posted by: Eromero at June 26, 2024 08:48 PM (LHPAg)

176 166 @145

>>Hi Joe, nice to see you. How was your vacation?

Sadly, that's not going to be allowed to happen.

First question is going to be about abortion, then J6, then allusions to Trumps legal issues, then will he accept the results of the election, then COVID response and on and on.

Its going to be a real sh*t show.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 26, 2024 08:45 PM (XV/Pl)

No! Trump has em right where he wants them!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 26, 2024 08:50 PM (Ud7de)

177 I've never trusted those companies since.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 26, 2024 08:41 PM (v6JzV)
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I probably would have considered a scaled down version but he could NOT get that I wasn't going to be railroaded. In the end he said you can decide by tomorrow morning but after that it's too late and hopped on his ridiculous Segway in a huff.

Posted by: screaming in digital at June 26, 2024 08:50 PM (iZbyp)

178 Who is truly more beautiful?
The blonde Grace Kelly?
The brunette Elizabeth Taylor?
The redhead Emma Watson?
Iconic actresses all.

Posted by: hart at June 26, 2024 08:50 PM (Dp4Ng)

179 Don't get me wrong, I don't have anything against Hermoine, despite her annoying activism off-camera. She's certainly competent at what she does. But a contender for the god-tier of actresses? No.

Btw, the answer to your question is obviously Grace Kelly.
Posted by: Dr. T

I had real hope that Emma was going to turn into a beautiful adult actress, instead of a progressive scold-hag.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 26, 2024 08:50 PM (v6JzV)

180 >>Sadly, that's not going to be allowed to happen.

>>First question is going to be about abortion, then J6, then allusions to Trumps legal issues, then will he accept the results of the election, then COVID response and on and on.

>>Its going to be a real sh*t show.

And there isn't a person on the planet that doesn't know this is a completely rigged clown show.

Trump did a CNN town hall during the primaries. Same setup. He did fine.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 26, 2024 08:51 PM (LkLld)

181 You sayin'…. you wanna piece of me?!
Posted by: zombie rabid beaver

Bring it!
-- Otter 841
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https://tinyurl.com/sud7xrb6
2:56 minutes

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 26, 2024 08:51 PM (ZdexC)

182 Who is truly more beautiful?
The blonde Grace Kelly?
The brunette Elizabeth Taylor?
The redhead Emma Watson?
Iconic actresses all.
Posted by: hart

Emma has no place in the same paragraph as Grace or Liz.

If you need a redhead to complete the trichotomy, Ms. Kidman will serve nicely.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 26, 2024 08:54 PM (v6JzV)

183

Legend has it that a double rainbow and a glowing new star appeared in the heavens to herald the birth of Kim Jong Il, in 1942, on North Korea's cherished Baekdu Mountain. Soviet records, however, indicate he was born in the Siberian village of Vyatskoye, in 1941. The people of North Korea, many of whom are reportedly battling famine, are apparently told that Kim's birthday is celebrated throughout the world.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 26, 2024 08:55 PM (63Dwl)

184 Who is truly more beautiful?
The blonde Grace Kelly?
The brunette Elizabeth Taylor?
The redhead Emma Watson?
Iconic actresses all.
Posted by: hart at June 26, 2024 08:50 PM (Dp4Ng)

Emma Watson isn't a redhead.

Or rather, she isn't enough of a redhead. Now if she was a genuine, soul-sucking ginger, I'd be willing to talk.

Posted by: Dr. T at June 26, 2024 08:55 PM (jGGMD)

185 Myrna Loy is acceptable.

Posted by: Jamaica at June 26, 2024 08:57 PM (hjK64)

186 Emma Watson isn't a redhead.

Or rather, she isn't enough of a redhead. Now if she was a genuine, soul-sucking ginger, I'd be willing to talk.

Posted by: Dr. T at June 26, 2024 08:55 PM (jGGMD)

Ann-Margret.

Posted by: davidt at June 26, 2024 08:57 PM (SYTee)

187 I never thought Emma was a redhead at all. Not like the Weasleys.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 26, 2024 08:58 PM (v6JzV)

188
I remember Davis Niven's biography where he's talking to Prince Rainier about which actress gives the best blowjob in Hollywood until he realizes who he's talking to.

Emma Watson isn't a chick you'd make a deal with the devil for.

Sophia Loren, Raquel Welsh, Marilyn Monroe and we can start a conversation.

Posted by: Auspex at June 26, 2024 08:58 PM (j4U/Z)

189 Bulgaroctonus I'd have taken Anne Margaret as a redhead, still not as beautiful as Emma.

Posted by: hart at June 26, 2024 08:58 PM (Dp4Ng)

190 Bridgid Branagh: genuine redhead
Spelling of her name may vary. Gaelic is a fuckstorm of spelling things the way you want, even more than French.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Just Dang at June 26, 2024 08:59 PM (hZc6Q)

191 Security System I'd trust?

Miniaturized CWIS system, with .22 LR Gatling, slaved to optical/thermal sensor, fed through threat analysis matrix.

Now, whether you key in "Jehovah's Witnesses" or "Neck Tattoo & Facial Piercings" into your Matrix sorting algorithm, would be entirely up to the end user.

And their defense attorneys.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 26, 2024 08:59 PM (e6UQI)

192 Myrna Loy was probably the most attractive flat-chested actress in the history of film.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 26, 2024 08:59 PM (v6JzV)

193 You want a piece of me?

Posted by: The Boa Constrictor at June 26, 2024 09:01 PM (mH6SG)

194 The cat in the garbage can reminds me of the "useless machines" that don't do anything but turn themselves off.

https://youtu.be/OraQ0lVJf8w

Posted by: mikeski at June 26, 2024 09:01 PM (DgGvY)

195 "Sometimes you have to have conversations with ridiculous people to sharpen your own arguments and thinking on a subject or topic."

Ian is ridiculous. This guy is deliberately obtuse. He's obviously arguing in bad faith.

Posted by: gp Is Reinforcing The Structures at June 26, 2024 09:01 PM (98J/K)

196 Now, whether you key in "Jehovah's Witnesses" or "Neck Tattoo & Facial Piercings" into your Matrix sorting algorithm, would be entirely up to the end user.
---
"Security System Sales Person"

Posted by: screaming in digital at June 26, 2024 09:01 PM (iZbyp)

197 Emma is a natural dark brunette-redhead in a very beautiful way.

.

Posted by: hart at June 26, 2024 09:02 PM (Dp4Ng)

198 Krugman has a Nobel Prize, which is all you need to know about the Nobel Prize.

Posted by: Going deep. Out at June 26, 2024 09:02 PM (9X60i)

199 Nobody puts garbage cat in a corner.

Posted by: eleven at June 26, 2024 09:02 PM (fV+MH)

200 Bertram Cabot, Jr.

North Korea exists at the sufferance of South Korea.

If the rail connections over the Yalu River to China, and the one to Russia suffered severe metallic corrosion, the country would starve.
The South Koreans have missiles accurate enough to drop every bridge without using Chinese or Russian airspace.

I predicted North Korean troops in Ukraine two years ago. Sucks to be the North Koreans sent.
The reason it has taken so long is to ensure the NOK troops do not surrender en masse.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 26, 2024 09:03 PM (u82oZ)

201 Myrna Loy was probably the most attractive flat-chested actress in the history of film.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 26, 2024 08:59 PM (v6JzV)

Cote de Pablo

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Just Dang at June 26, 2024 09:03 PM (hZc6Q)

202 >>>Myrna Loy was probably the most attractive flat-chested actress in the history of film.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 26, 2024 08:59 PM (v6JzV)

Keira Knightley.

Posted by: hart at June 26, 2024 09:03 PM (Dp4Ng)

203 Momma don't name your daughter 'Hermione.' Nobody can spell it.

Posted by: gp Is Reinforcing The Structures at June 26, 2024 09:04 PM (98J/K)

204 That owl is saying “excuse me, sir!” I hope they helped him.

Posted by: Piper at June 26, 2024 09:04 PM (p4NUW)

205 Bulgaroctonus I'd have taken Anne Margaret as a redhead, still not as beautiful as Emma.
Posted by: hart

Yes, of course, Anne Margaret also works well in the ginger department.

But Emma over Anne Margaret? Dude, seek therapy, now.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 26, 2024 09:05 PM (v6JzV)

206 Ann-Margret.
Posted by: davidt at June 26, 2024 08:57 PM (SYTee)

Fair choice.

Ranked on a scale of 1 to Karen Gillan, Ann-Margret scores pretty high. Nicole Kidman too. Emma Watson? 1.1, maybe 1.2.

Posted by: Dr. T at June 26, 2024 09:06 PM (jGGMD)

207 hart

You base Anne Margaret's beauty on her face?

5 yard penalty, loss of down.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 26, 2024 09:06 PM (u82oZ)

208 Momma don't name your daughter 'Hermione.' Nobody can spell it.
Posted by: gp Is Reinforcing The Structures at June 26, 2024 09:04 PM (98J/K

Or pronounce it. When I read the books I read it as "Hermy-Own." I had never heard the name before.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Just Dang at June 26, 2024 09:06 PM (hZc6Q)

209 Is it pronounced Hermione or Hermione?

Posted by: eleven at June 26, 2024 09:06 PM (fV+MH)

210 Bridgid Branagh: genuine redhead
Posted by: Pug Mahon

Very nice, thanks. Any relation to that blowhard Kenneth?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 26, 2024 09:06 PM (v6JzV)

211 Redheads? Amy Adams.

Posted by: gp Is Reinforcing The Structures at June 26, 2024 09:07 PM (98J/K)

212 209 Yes.

Posted by: gp Is Reinforcing The Structures at June 26, 2024 09:07 PM (98J/K)

213 188
Emma Watson isn't a chick you'd make a deal with the devil for.

Sophia Loren, Raquel Welsh, Marilyn Monroe and we can start a conversation.

Posted by: Auspex at June 26, 2024 08:58 PM (j4U/Z)
----
You lot seem to always forget Claudia Cardinale and Gina Lollobrigida.

Posted by: Ciampino - Sigh ..... at June 26, 2024 09:07 PM (qfLjt)

214 Tina Louise.

Posted by: davidt at June 26, 2024 09:08 PM (SYTee)

215 Sorry, I don't get the Karen Gillan love. She's cute enough, I guess, but...

For classic redhead hotness, Susan Hayward rules.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 26, 2024 09:09 PM (v6JzV)

216 >>>I never thought Emma was a redhead at all. Not like the Weasleys.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

>I'm looking to substitute true redhead, Bryce Dallas Howard for any suspected redhead like Emma. And I like cray-cray Emma.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 26, 2024 09:09 PM (fY84s)

217 192 Myrna Loy was probably the most attractive flat-chested actress in the history of film.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 26, 2024 08:59 PM (v6JzV)
‘Flat-chested girls make my rocking world go round!’
-zombie freddy mercury

Posted by: Eromero at June 26, 2024 09:09 PM (LHPAg)

218 Hi. We are speaking about red heads? Interesting.

Posted by: Piper at June 26, 2024 09:09 PM (p4NUW)

219 Dr. T

For me the totality of the package in thinking, caring, and making people better around you counts for more than the skin features. So Emma Watson is right out. IMHO.

What do I know about women? I'm married.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 26, 2024 09:09 PM (u82oZ)

220 Brie Larson was good in "Room". It took me until last weekend to watch that. Since I hadn't seen "Room" I just know Larson from draining all the soul out of Marvel movies.
I assume she has the worst agent in Hollywood history.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 26, 2024 09:09 PM (gKWVE)

221 I thought Kenneth Branagh was great as Obi Wan Kenobi.

Posted by: eleven at June 26, 2024 09:10 PM (fV+MH)

222 Redheads? Amy Adams.
Posted by: gp Is Reinforcing The Structures at June 26, 2024 09:07 PM (98J/K)

(sigh) Yeah.

Posted by: Dr. T at June 26, 2024 09:10 PM (jGGMD)

223 Tina Louise.
Posted by: davidt

She, too. And Amy Adams, as noted above. And Susan Hayward.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 26, 2024 09:10 PM (v6JzV)

224 I fucking hate bats.

I processed a topographic survey just today. It's a pond on the CSU Bat Study Facility. We are calling it the COVID Bat pond.

So glad I am going on vacation tomorrow morning.

Dear Lord in Heaven, we need to get the fuck out of Colorado.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Just Dang at June 26, 2024 09:10 PM (hZc6Q)

225 NaCly, yeah face beauty. Thats how Emma comes out on top.

Posted by: hart at June 26, 2024 09:11 PM (Dp4Ng)

226 And that top pic could be Pazuzu.

Posted by: davidt at June 26, 2024 09:11 PM (SYTee)

227 Howdy Hordelings!

Posted by: Doof at June 26, 2024 09:11 PM (bFuzj)

228 Sorry, I don't get the Karen Gillan love. She's cute enough, I guess, but...

For classic redhead hotness, Susan Hayward rules.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 26, 2024 09:09 PM (v6JzV)

*stares*

You and I are enemies now.

Posted by: Dr. T at June 26, 2024 09:12 PM (jGGMD)

229 Damn Jews!

Sunrise Movement
@sunrisemvmt
There isn’t another way to say it, fuck AIPAC.
Our hearts are heavy tonight, @JamaalBowmanNY should be heading back to Congress. #NY16

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at June 26, 2024 09:13 PM (L/fGl)

230 hart

To each there own. It is a wide world out there, and we bring different life experiences with us.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 26, 2024 09:13 PM (u82oZ)

231 Hi. We are speaking about red heads? Interesting.
Posted by: Piper

I think you noted that you are a redhead, dear Partial Pawnee Person.

I'm happily married, so I can't solicit pics. But perhaps other members of the Horde...(hint, hint, guys)

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 26, 2024 09:13 PM (v6JzV)

232 Evening.

Had a minor road rage encounter today. I guess some dude didn't feel I was passing fast enough in the hammer lane and wanted to let me know he was displeased. So I get over into the right lane, which has now become the middle lane as a third lane opened up, some dude pulls in front of me and starts slowing down. Not brake checking me, just slows down a bit. Okay, sure. He seems like he's messing with his phone. Distracted driver. Okay, I'll just inch into the far right lane. He inches right along with me. Huh. Bad timing. Probably exiting. Middle lane still clear? Yes? Back to the middle lane! And guess what he does. Talk about some freakin' stupid, petty bullshit.

The Horde is smart so I don't need to tell you not to play idiot games with 18-wheelers. Playing stupid games with a tractor-trailer is a lot more likely to cause an accident and get you and others on the road killed. Truckers are working men trying to do their jobs safely while getting the goods we haul delivered on time. We are not annoying obstructions or obstacles, we are not here solely to ruin your drive, we are doing a job.

Grrr, damn character limit!

Posted by: Robert at June 26, 2024 09:13 PM (jvyd0)

233 Howdy Hordelings!
Posted by: Doof

Disco Doof! You arrived just in time to decide the issue of who the hottest redhead in film history is.

Dr. T and I already have a duel scheduled at dawn over this question.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 26, 2024 09:15 PM (v6JzV)

234 Rita Hayworth you fools.

Posted by: eleven at June 26, 2024 09:15 PM (fV+MH)

235 Sunrise Movement
@sunrisemvmt
There isn’t another way to say it, fuck AIPAC.
Our hearts are heavy tonight, @JamaalBowmanNY should be heading back to Congress. #NY16

===

are they the ones who attacked Stonehenge ??

Posted by: runner at June 26, 2024 09:15 PM (V13WU)

236 "Myrna Loy was probably the most attractive flat-chested actress in the history of film."

Reminds me when Claudia Cardinales' tits got top billing in "The Professionals."

Posted by: Auspex at June 26, 2024 09:16 PM (j4U/Z)

237 Lauren Bacall !

Posted by: runner at June 26, 2024 09:16 PM (V13WU)

238 But I kept my cool. I was as chill as a stream in winter. I figured out right after why he was fiddling with his phone. Probably trying to goad me into a reaction to either post on the Twats or complain to my company but either way to get me fired.

Fucker.

Like I said, amazingly petty and shitty behavior.

Posted by: Robert at June 26, 2024 09:16 PM (jvyd0)

239 Joan Collins !!

Posted by: runner at June 26, 2024 09:17 PM (V13WU)

240 How about the Flintstones cartoon versions of all of those 1960's babes??

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 26, 2024 09:18 PM (ZdexC)

241 End Wokeness
@EndWokeness
Harris County Judge Lina Hidalgo blames Trump for 12-year-old Jocelyn Nungray's brutal kiIIing and r*pe by 2 illegal aliens.
She then says NOT to politicize it.
A reporter instantly calls her out:

-
I'm going to have to see your work on that.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at June 26, 2024 09:18 PM (L/fGl)

242 Claudia vs Brigit...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgRdZSZebA8

Posted by: davidt at June 26, 2024 09:19 PM (SYTee)

243 Here
https://post___.cc/64qGJpZB

Posted by: Piper at June 26, 2024 09:20 PM (pZEOD)

244 How about the Flintstones cartoon versions of all of those 1960's babes??

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 26, 2024 09:18 PM (ZdexC)

Uh, those are cartoons, weirdo.

Posted by: Dr. T at June 26, 2024 09:20 PM (jGGMD)

245 The most Beautiful Redhead?

The Pin-Up girl featured as part of the logo at the Victory Girls' Blog.

https://victorygirlsblog.com/

Now, that's enough to spin any red blooded man's propeller!

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 26, 2024 09:21 PM (e6UQI)

246 Doooooooooooooof!

Salty Dog!!!!

Posted by: screaming in digital at June 26, 2024 09:21 PM (iZbyp)

247 Truckers are working men trying to do their jobs safely while getting the goods we haul delivered on time. We are not annoying obstructions or obstacles, we are not here solely to ruin your drive, we are doing a job.

==

concur. way way before pandemic, I had to drive about 60mi every day, rush hour on interstates, etc. Best, most professional and courteous on the road ? truck drivers.

Posted by: runner at June 26, 2024 09:21 PM (V13WU)

248 https://post___.cc/64qGJpZB

Take 2?

Posted by: Piper at June 26, 2024 09:22 PM (pZEOD)

249 Has Trump even suggested a budget?

How are these marker-sniffing shitheels figuring out that Trump's budget will cause inflation?
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Because the inflation we've had so far is not enough to absorb the huge increase in dollars created post-covid, so no matter what the next president does there will be more inflation?

Posted by: mikeski at June 26, 2024 09:22 PM (DgGvY)

250 "Myrna Loy was probably the most attractive flat-chested actress in the history of film."

Audrey Hepburn

Posted by: Auspex at June 26, 2024 09:22 PM (j4U/Z)

251 Doesn’t work. Sorry. But it would have been funny if it did.

Posted by: Piper at June 26, 2024 09:22 PM (pZEOD)

252 Claudia vs Brigit...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgRdZSZebA8
Posted by: davidt

That clip is a guilty pleasure of mine.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 26, 2024 09:23 PM (v6JzV)

253
Dr. T and I already have a duel scheduled at dawn over this question.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
-----

Who gets to choose weapons?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 26, 2024 09:23 PM (XeU6L)

254 https://post___.cc/64qGJpZB
Take 2?
Posted by: Piper

More like this.

https://postimg.cc/64qGJpZB

You're not allowed to type "img" without cheating a bit.

Posted by: mikeski is helping! at June 26, 2024 09:24 PM (DgGvY)

255 249 Has Trump even suggested a budget?

How are these marker-sniffing shitheels figuring out that Trump's budget will cause inflation?
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Because the inflation we've had so far is not enough to absorb the huge increase in dollars created post-covid, so no matter what the next president does there will be more inflation?
Posted by: mikeski at June 26, 2024 09:22 PM (DgGvY)

So I guess it's really Biden's fault. Will someone let the economists know?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 26, 2024 09:24 PM (Ud7de)

256 Brigit... French women are overrated.

Posted by: hart at June 26, 2024 09:24 PM (Dp4Ng)

257
Who gets to choose weapons?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
--

My choice would be shouted invectives, at 10 feet.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 26, 2024 09:24 PM (XeU6L)

258 Uh, those are cartoons, weirdo.
Posted by: Dr. T

So are Daphne Blake and Vanessa Doofenschmirtz.

So what's your point?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 26, 2024 09:24 PM (v6JzV)

259 Piper is a redhead

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 26, 2024 09:24 PM (Ud7de)

260 Sophia Loren was hottest the longest.

Posted by: eleven at June 26, 2024 09:25 PM (fV+MH)

261 In happier news!

For those planning to attend the TXMoMe, if you're coming down I-20 West right next to the Texas Welcome Center rest area is a tiny restaurant called Yard Bird. I think it's kind of new, but I saw it the last couple of time I stopped there. This time I *remembered it*. It's a tiny little place. Cozy, you might say.

Got myself an alligator andouille sausage poboy with potato salad and a *looks left* *looks right* a strawberry milkshake.

Very good! I'm so gaw'damned full. I gotta eat there again. Good food, the young man working there was super polite and gracious and the food came out quick. Did I mention I'm full?

Worth checking out if you're driving down.

Can't find a website. Just look up "Yard Bird LLC, Waskom TX" on Google Maps.

Posted by: Robert at June 26, 2024 09:25 PM (Eabcx)

262 Dr. T and I already have a duel scheduled at dawn over this question.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
-----

Who gets to choose weapons?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 26, 2024 09:23 PM (XeU6L)

I just assumed it would be longbows.

Posted by: Dr. T at June 26, 2024 09:25 PM (jGGMD)

263 that's Brigitte

Posted by: runner at June 26, 2024 09:26 PM (V13WU)

264 250 "Myrna Loy was probably the most attractive flat-chested actress in the history of film."

Audrey Hepburn
Posted by: Auspex at June 26, 2024 09:22 PM (j4U/Z)
‘
There is iron in the words of Auspex.’
- Ten Bears

Posted by: Eromero at June 26, 2024 09:26 PM (LHPAg)

265 Disco Doof! You arrived just in time to decide the issue of who the hottest redhead in film history is.

Dr. T and I already have a duel scheduled at dawn over this question.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 26, 2024 09:15 PM (v6JzV)

Not taking that bait. Whoever I do NOT chose will likely do some kind of soul stealing. Figure it out on your own!!

Posted by: Doof at June 26, 2024 09:26 PM (bFuzj)

266 Brigit... French women are overrated.
Posted by: hart

Transportation Sec Buttigieg, is that you?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 26, 2024 09:27 PM (v6JzV)

267 Speaking of beasts, STRANDBEEST EVOLUTION 2021 created by theo janson:

https://tinyurl.com/2s44zhm8

Posted by: javems at June 26, 2024 09:27 PM (8I4hW)

268 You're not allowed to type "___" without cheating a bit.
Posted by: mikeski is helping! at June 26

Ta da! Hair. 😂

Posted by: Piper at June 26, 2024 09:27 PM (pZEOD)

269 Can't find a website. Just look up "Yard Bird LLC, Waskom TX" on Google Maps.
Posted by: Robert
----
*takes notes*

Robert, will you be at the MoMe?

Posted by: screaming in digital at June 26, 2024 09:27 PM (iZbyp)

270 Doooooooooooooof!

Salty Dog!!!!
Posted by: screaming in digital at June 26, 2024 09:21 PM (iZbyp)

{{{SiD}}}!!!!!!

Posted by: Doof at June 26, 2024 09:27 PM (bFuzj)

271 {{{screaming in digital}}}

I know you like security, but why didn't you tell that salesman he was locked on by your CROWS remote weapon system all the way to your door?

Tell him "I turned the auto-acquisition off when you got close, but had my finger on the button. Now please leave."

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 26, 2024 09:28 PM (u82oZ)

272 Emma Watson isn't a chick you'd make a deal with the devil for.

Sophia Loren, Raquel Welsh, Marilyn Monroe and we can start a conversation.

Posted by: Auspex at June 26, 2024 08:58 PM (j4U/Z)
----
You lot seem to always forget Claudia Cardinale and Gina Lollobrigida.
Posted by: Ciampino - Sigh .....

Gene Tierney, Vivian Leigh, Merle Oberon

Posted by: Tuna at June 26, 2024 09:28 PM (oaGWv)

273 "I just assumed it would be longbows."

Of course you meant crossbows.

We'll let it slide.

Posted by: eleven at June 26, 2024 09:28 PM (fV+MH)

274 So are Daphne Blake and Vanessa Doofenschmirtz.

So what's your point?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 26, 2024 09:24 PM (v6JzV)

You've already proven you have no taste in gingers. Do you really want to dig yourself deeper?

Posted by: Dr. T at June 26, 2024 09:28 PM (jGGMD)

275 Grrr, damn character limit!
---------
Just like Duel with Dennis Weaver! You were the guy in the car, right??

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 26, 2024 09:29 PM (ZdexC)

276 Tell him "I turned the auto-acquisition off when you got close, but had my finger on the button. Now please leave."
Posted by: NaCly Dog
----
*takes more notes*

*hangs head in shame*

Honestly I wouldn't have even answered the door but I happened to be walking by the living room and saw that mom was getting up as if to answer.

Posted by: screaming in digital at June 26, 2024 09:31 PM (iZbyp)

277 I did kinda have a thing for Rachelle Lefevre about 10 years ago. She's a very cute redhead

Posted by: Doof at June 26, 2024 09:31 PM (bFuzj)

278 Doof

*respectful tip of the hat*

How are the summer pickleball competitions treating you? More importantly, do you have a following in the local female community?

This info may be of some help to the Horde.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 26, 2024 09:31 PM (u82oZ)

279 Uh, those are cartoons, weirdo.
Posted by: Dr. T
---
So are Daphne Blake and Vanessa Doofenschmirtz.
So what's your point?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
====
I was just about to have said, "And your point is?" too.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 26, 2024 09:31 PM (ZdexC)

280 will you be at the MoMe?
Posted by: screaming in digital at June 26, 2024 09:27 PM (iZbyp)

Alas, there's no way of knowing where I'll be and I don't get paid time off.

Funny enough, a couple of years ago on the night after the MoMe ended I stopped in Alma which is just a few miles away from Corsicana. So close. So close.

Posted by: Robert at June 26, 2024 09:32 PM (TLcay)

281 232
'I don't need to tell you not to play idiot games with 18-wheelers.'

You're driving an 18 wheeler? Lay on the horn. Along blast like a crash is imminent. Brake-checker will shit his pants.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at June 26, 2024 09:32 PM (roH4R)

282 You've already proven you have no taste in gingers. Do you really want to dig yourself deeper?
Posted by: Dr. T

Dude, I'm married to a ginger. I am a connoisseur of gingerdom.

That Gillan chick, while cute, just does not have it going on.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 26, 2024 09:32 PM (v6JzV)

283 You're not allowed to type "___" without cheating a bit.
Posted by: mikeski is helping! at June 26

Ta da! Hair. 😂
Posted by: Piper

You can't quote "img" without cheating, either. 😄

And Piper's ripped.

Posted by: mikeski at June 26, 2024 09:32 PM (DgGvY)

284 Evening, Ace and the Horde!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 26, 2024 09:32 PM (Wzbdb)

285 I did kinda have a thing for Rachelle Lefevre about 10 years ago. She's a very cute redhead
Posted by: Doof

Oh, agreed. Absoutely.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 26, 2024 09:33 PM (v6JzV)

286 "Free" install just for putting a sign in my yard and being a "friendly reference" in the hood.

Tell him that his work is too valuable to be done just for exposure, and when he quotes a price say "I can't afford that" and shut the door in his face.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at June 26, 2024 09:34 PM (4vAwW)

287 Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 26, 2024 09:31 PM (ZdexC)

*fistbump*

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 26, 2024 09:35 PM (v6JzV)

288 282
Dude, I'm married to a ginger. I am a connoisseur of gingerdom.

That Gillan chick, while cute, just does not have it going on.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June

Your patience with me makes so much sense now. Praise be to the men brave enough to align themselves with the spicy class.

Posted by: Piper at June 26, 2024 09:35 PM (pZEOD)

289 Dude, I'm married to a ginger. I am a connoisseur of gingerdom.

That Gillan chick, while cute, just does not have it going on.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 26, 2024 09:32 PM (v6JzV)

Yeah, well I looked up Hayward, and she isn't even cute. So there!

Posted by: Dr. T at June 26, 2024 09:35 PM (jGGMD)

290 So are Daphne Blake and Vanessa Doofenschmirtz.
So what's your point?

I had to do a search to see who the first one was. I never knew -- or even imagined -- that the Scooby Do characters had last names.

Posted by: Oddbob at June 26, 2024 09:35 PM (/y8xj)

291 screaming in digital

No problems. We are trying to solve the issue of privacy invaders.

Maybe some fake Claymore mine pads next to the door, with the letters Front to Enemy in a bold but harmonizing color?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 26, 2024 09:35 PM (u82oZ)

292 You're not allowed to type "___" without cheating a bit.
Posted by: mikeski is helping! at June 26

Ta da! Hair. 😂
Posted by: Piper

You can't quote "___" without cheating, either. 😄

And Piper's ripped.
Posted by: mikeski at June 26, 2024 09:32 PM (DgGvY)

That's Piper?

Daaaaayum!

Built to rassle a bear.

Posted by: Robert at June 26, 2024 09:36 PM (TLcay)

293
And Piper's ripped.
Posted by: mikeski at June 26, 2024

It’s good lightening and angle, trust me. The star of that is Michelle on the mic. She is amazing. I am in awe of her.

Posted by: Piper at June 26, 2024 09:37 PM (pZEOD)

294 The boa scaling the tree is jaw dropping. I have never seen that before. The only thing that could make it freakier is if it had googley eyes trying to seduce you.

Posted by: Rusty at June 26, 2024 09:37 PM (nrIMb)

295 >>>That Gillan chick, while cute, just does not have it going on.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 26, 2024 09:32 PM (v6JzV)

Really? This is a Karen who could have been a supermodel.

Posted by: hart at June 26, 2024 09:37 PM (Dp4Ng)

296 Yeah, well I looked up Hayward, and she isn't even cute. So there!
Posted by: Dr. T

Again, I urge you to seek psychiatric treatment.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 26, 2024 09:37 PM (v6JzV)

297 Maybe some fake Claymore mine pads next to the door, with the letters Front to Enemy in a bold but harmonizing color?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 26, 2024 09:35 PM (u82oZ)

Hi Salty!

If you're making fake Claymore mines, can I borrow one, for entirely innocent reasons?

Posted by: Dr. T at June 26, 2024 09:38 PM (jGGMD)

298 Doof

*respectful tip of the hat*

How are the summer pickleball competitions treating you? More importantly, do you have a following in the local female community?

This info may be of some help to the Horde.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 26, 2024 09:31 PM (u82oZ)

Salty!! Good evening to you, my friend!
Now that my house sale and move are complete, I have been back on the pickleball court. 2 hour intense session this evening. Had a few good sessions when I was visiting Cape Cod this past weekend.
As for the local female following -- I am not aware of anyone that bored!!

Posted by: Doof at June 26, 2024 09:38 PM (bFuzj)

299 Dude, I'm married to a ginger. I am a connoisseur of gingerdom.

That Gillan chick, while cute, just does not have it going on.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June

Sorry about your soul.

Posted by: Live from Madhouse Farm at June 26, 2024 09:38 PM (vF7gj)

300 Evening, Ace and the Horde!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 26, 2024 09:32 PM (Wzbdb)

AOP! Good evening to you!! Will I be seeing you in Texas again this year?

Posted by: Doof at June 26, 2024 09:39 PM (bFuzj)

301 Dude, I'm married to a ginger. I am a connoisseur of gingerdom.

That Gillan chick, while cute, just does not have it going on.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June

Your patience with me makes so much sense now. Praise be to the men brave enough to align themselves with the spicy class.
Posted by: Piper

I am the Ginger Wrangler, as my wife is fond of saying. I pride myself on that.

I have even learned how to deal with our ginger son.

Gingers are awesome.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 26, 2024 09:41 PM (v6JzV)

302 Alas, there's no way of knowing where I'll be and I don't get paid time off.

Funny enough, a couple of years ago on the night after the MoMe ended I stopped in Alma which is just a few miles away from Corsicana. So close. So close.
Posted by: Robert
---
Alack and alas. Well, if you ever pass through upstate SC, I'll buy you a beverage of your choice. Maybe even a waffle and hash browns.

Posted by: screaming in digital at June 26, 2024 09:41 PM (iZbyp)

303 I don't know the model but they're all expensive!
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 26, 2024 08:08 PM (ZdexC)

That's one fugly car. Weld the nose of an Edsel onto the ass end of a Nash Canadian Statesman, and you'd have a prettier car. No need to grind the welds, either.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 26, 2024 09:41 PM (Wzbdb)

304 Well, if you ever pass through upstate SC, I'll buy you a beverage of your choice. Maybe even a waffle and hash browns.
Posted by: screaming in digital at June 26, 2024 09:41 PM (iZbyp)

Does that offer extend to any other Hordeling who may visit SC?? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Doof at June 26, 2024 09:43 PM (bFuzj)

305
Defying the longtime fair use doctrine, CNN insists that Americans be prohibited from exercising their free speech rights with regard to the debate, which is supposed to serve the public interest.

“CNN is now threatening any social channels that provide commentary on the debate stating they will not allow the use outside of CNN,” announced commentator Tim Pool on X.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 26, 2024 08:15 PM (Ud7de)

Fuck CNN. Steal their shit, and make them sue.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 26, 2024 09:43 PM (Wzbdb)

306 HOw are ya all?

For any Horde in the western US, Mr. Musk is lighting another candle from the Vandenberg Space Port this Friday with a launch window of 8:14 PM to 11:30 PM there abouts PST.

I for one do be hoping for an 8PM launch as it will make such a fine display in the twilight sky.

Posted by: Nightwatch at June 26, 2024 09:43 PM (TDvv2)

307 Does that offer extend to any other Hordeling who may visit SC?? Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Doof
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Of course! But you never come to the upstate.

I draw the line at pickleball though.

Posted by: screaming in digital at June 26, 2024 09:45 PM (iZbyp)

308 Dr. T

I am sensing a retail product opportunity.

Off to the lab to see what molding and inert filler I need.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 26, 2024 09:46 PM (u82oZ)

309 Does that offer extend to any other Hordeling who may visit SC?? Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Doof
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Of course! But you never come to the upstate.

I draw the line at pickleball though.
Posted by: screaming in digital

Uh oh...

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 26, 2024 09:47 PM (v6JzV)

310 Bill Clinton said something like redheads were either gorgeous or really ugly, not a lot of in-between.

Posted by: hart at June 26, 2024 09:48 PM (Dp4Ng)

311 Of course! But you never come to the upstate.

I draw the line at pickleball though.
Posted by: screaming in digital at June

I will come hike with you! I don’t know how to play pickleball. You are safe.

Posted by: Piper at June 26, 2024 09:48 PM (pZEOD)

312 Nightwatch

Does Space-X need to rescue the two stranded NASA astronauts?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 26, 2024 09:49 PM (u82oZ)

313 For any Horde in the western US, Mr. Musk is lighting another candle from the Vandenberg Space Port this Friday with a launch window of 8:14 PM to 11:30 PM there abouts PST.

I for one do be hoping for an 8PM launch as it will make such a fine display in the twilight sky.
Posted by: Nightwatch

I keep watching that video of the 2 Falcon Heavy side cores doing their reentry and landing. Just amazing. Hope the programmers and engineers responsible get a more than a pat on the back.

Posted by: Tuna at June 26, 2024 09:50 PM (oaGWv)

314 Does that offer extend to any other Hordeling who may visit SC?? Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Doof
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Of course! But you never come to the upstate.

I draw the line at pickleball though.
Posted by: screaming in digital

Well, I've not been INVITED to the upstate. Neither has my pickleball gear.

Posted by: Doof at June 26, 2024 09:50 PM (bFuzj)

315 Tonight on PayPerView:

Doof teaches Piper pickleball;
Piper teaches Doof Kipping.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 26, 2024 09:51 PM (v6JzV)

316 Bill Clinton said something like redheads were either gorgeous or really ugly, not a lot of in-between.
Posted by: hart

I think that's true of Indians. Dots, not feathers. They're designed for the Horde's 0-1 scale.

Posted by: mikeski at June 26, 2024 09:51 PM (DgGvY)

317 I will come hike with you! I don’t know how to play pickleball. You are safe.
Posted by: Piper
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Yes, please!! We have some great trails not too far away. Then we can sit on the screen porch and scare off security salesmen.

Posted by: screaming in digital at June 26, 2024 09:52 PM (iZbyp)

318 You now also can't spell "Australia" without "the awakening of the Great Old Ones." I'm sure that's fake. Right? RIGHT?!?!

No need for worries, Ace. It is a truth universally acknowledged that Australia is beautiful and wants to kill us all. Just another Wednesday somewhere in the Outback.

Or it could be a Shoggoth, but with a really cool accent. "That's not Nyarlathotep mate, *this* is Nylarathotep."

Posted by: John Drake Is Taking A Break Near Atyrau, North Of The Caspian Sea at June 26, 2024 09:52 PM (ENHQb)

319 Bats.....

No.

Posted by: PJU at June 26, 2024 09:52 PM (G1dq6)

320 This Propaganda flea market which they are calling a "Debate" for tomorrow night should be viewed from the standpoint of a HAZMAT incident and any and all HORDE that will attempt to view should inoculate with a drinking game of high % shots of your for every time that FJB says "COME ON!!"
or ""mumblemumbljessmumDORTHY!!mmmummbbeellre mmmum

Posted by: Nightwatch at June 26, 2024 09:53 PM (TDvv2)

321 Well, I've not been INVITED to the upstate. Neither has my pickleball gear.
Posted by: Doof
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Consider thyself invited! Give me a bit of warning, as I need to assemble another porch rocking chair. (It has been sitting in the box in my living room for MONTHS; I need motivation to put it together.)

Posted by: screaming in digital at June 26, 2024 09:55 PM (iZbyp)

322 Favorite Bottle of Booze.

Posted by: Nightwatch at June 26, 2024 09:56 PM (TDvv2)

323 CNN is begging for everyone to rebroadcast the debate, with saucy commentary. It shows how stupid the CNN legal team is, and how CNN does not know who are the meme champions.

Let's lock up the courts with CNN suits.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 26, 2024 09:57 PM (u82oZ)

324 Yes, please!! We have some great trails not too far away. Then we can sit on the screen porch and scare off security salesmen.
Posted by: screaming in digital at June 26, 2024 09:52 PM (iZbyp)

It’s a date!

Posted by: Piper at June 26, 2024 09:57 PM (pZEOD)

325 Consider thyself invited! Give me a bit of warning, as I need to assemble another porch rocking chair. (It has been sitting in the box in my living room for MONTHS; I need motivation to put it together.)
Posted by: screaming in digital at June 26, 2024 09:55 PM (iZbyp)

That sounds great! I'll be in touch!

Posted by: Doof at June 26, 2024 09:58 PM (bFuzj)

326 It’s a date!
Posted by: Piper
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Email in nic, or we plot at the MoMe. I have to step up my training so I can keep up with you.

Posted by: screaming in digital at June 26, 2024 09:58 PM (iZbyp)

327 OK, G'night, All. The trip to Philly took a lot out of me.

In the redhead stakes, Susan Hayward still kicks that Gilllan chick's ass.

As do Nicole, Ann Margaret, Tina Louise, and several others

That Gillan chick is weak sauce.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 26, 2024 10:00 PM (v6JzV)

328 That sounds great! I'll be in touch!
Posted by: Doof
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*happy dance*
*trips over feet*
*faceplant*

Posted by: screaming in digital at June 26, 2024 10:00 PM (iZbyp)

329 Dr. T.

Claymore replicas are on sale at eBay. Around $40. What is another watchlist to be on?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 26, 2024 10:01 PM (u82oZ)

330 I bet it's beautiful. If it happened here, I guarantee some idiot would post a picture on Nextdoor and comment how much God loves Pride month.
Posted by: bluebell at June 26, 2024 08:45 PM (bS+DD)

LOL

Posted by: Iris, Team Hedgehog at June 26, 2024 10:02 PM (n3DL0)

331 Have a great night, everyone. May there be thriving.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 26, 2024 10:02 PM (u82oZ)

332 Have a great night, everyone. May there be thriving.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

And much smiling and being happy, thus striking fear into the hearts of joyless leftists everywhere!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 26, 2024 10:05 PM (v6JzV)

333 'night Salty and all y'all

Posted by: screaming in digital at June 26, 2024 10:05 PM (iZbyp)

334 NOOD!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 26, 2024 10:06 PM (2SdT7)

335 'Night, SiD

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 26, 2024 10:07 PM (v6JzV)

336 312

For however the MSM has been trying to prop up NASA over the last 3 weeks....

The "STARLINER" appears to be a dog and a unreliable dog at best.

Small wonder they even launched in the first place after 4 scrubs. (BUT... NASA EGO...remember CHALLENGER)

I think they will have to suck it up and let ELON come rescue their butts.

Just as well

Posted by: Nightwatch at June 26, 2024 10:07 PM (TDvv2)

337 >>>Favorite Bottle of Booze.
Posted by: Nightwatch at June 26, 2024 09:56 PM (TDvv2)

Not sure about the context, but historically, would have to say vodka.

Posted by: hart at June 26, 2024 10:10 PM (Dp4Ng)

338 That's nothing. I once saw a watermelon eat a bat.

Posted by: Tom Perry at June 27, 2024 01:39 AM (MX0bI)

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