Cuteness Overload Cafe

After serving for more than eight years, this TSA airport sniffer dog has officially retired.

This is how they surprised him on his final bag search..🐕🐾😊 pic.twitter.com/0thOKrgt0W
— 𝕐o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) June 26, 2024

Dog got skills..🐕🐾🛹🤯 pic.twitter.com/4r7vGzeQkh
— 𝕐o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) June 26, 2024

Say, that's pretty good!

Kitty does happy dance after seeing a treat..🐈🐾🍪😅 pic.twitter.com/NUm7J35E4C
— 𝕐o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) June 26, 2024

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 07:39 PM

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1 st!?

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 27, 2024 07:41 PM (YRsIm)

2 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at June 27, 2024 07:41 PM (fwDg9)

3 Cutness Overload with no blood?

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 27, 2024 07:41 PM (8sMut)

4 Oh! I'll go fetch 'em

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 27, 2024 07:41 PM (YRsIm)

5 Good day my fellow citizen

Posted by: Shadow Gallery at June 27, 2024 07:42 PM (8sMut)

6 Or whatever time his handlers have decided he is juiced up enough.

Posted by: No one of any consequence at June 27, 2024 07:42 PM (VuZH8)

7 So there is a code to kill Americano on a date in the future.
But who is on the list and how do they make sure they do not get an AOC and Jumanji Action Jackson?
They do not care as it will kill enough people to shut down like CV and go to mail and drop voting.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 27, 2024 07:43 PM (ENQN6)

8 Cuties!

Posted by: Moonbeam at June 27, 2024 07:43 PM (rbKZ6)

9 Quokka! quokka, quokka, quokka!
Boom shakka lakka lakka BOOM shakka lakka BOOM!

Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 27, 2024 07:43 PM (MeG8a)

10 You'd be happy too if you were a Quokka.

Posted by: a Penguin, freezing his ass off at June 27, 2024 07:44 PM (v0R5T)

11 Ace, a late thank you for the bat in last night's Café! Much appreciated!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 27, 2024 07:44 PM (/nIbP)

12 >>>So there is a code to kill Americano on a date in the future.

I don't want to net nanny but the cafe is a place for people to decompress after all the dark shit they've had to endure all day. Please respect that. I just said a political thread will go up at 8:45.

Posted by: ace at June 27, 2024 07:44 PM (KRtlO)

13
I know the animals are laughing at us
Don't even know what a joke is
I won't follow animal's advice
I don't care if they're laughing at us

Posted by: A Talking head at June 27, 2024 07:45 PM (vFG9F)

14 Lots of cute ones today

Posted by: Skip at June 27, 2024 07:45 PM (fwDg9)

15 Some non-bad news:

6ixBuzzTV @6ixbuzztv 3h
#WATCH: Bat boy casually saves $700 million star player Shohei Ohtani's life with a bare-handed catch

https://tinyurl.com/yrfrsd39
7 seconds

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 27, 2024 07:45 PM (ZdexC)

16 quokka what?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 27, 2024 07:45 PM (IG4Id)

17 Evening.

Posted by: Robert at June 27, 2024 07:45 PM (3YXIy)

18 Nice Quokka! Looks like it was just stuffed.

Posted by: fd at June 27, 2024 07:46 PM (vFG9F)

19 Not gonna watch the 'debate' tonight. Don't want to give CNN and attention and really only hoping the resident retard shits himself before collapsing with blood shooting out of his eyes.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 27, 2024 07:46 PM (YRsIm)

20
Where are Mr. Lincoln and Mr. Douglas meeting tonight?

Criminey neds, these debates are so stupid. All anyone does is wait for someone to blunder. And it gives an unwarranted importance to media hacks.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 27, 2024 07:47 PM (1Nxff)

21 I did it again...

Posted by: lin-duh at June 27, 2024 07:47 PM (PZo5T)

22 Given the strong penguin interest demonstrated by some commenters here, I thought this video of Werner Herzog's
observations on the subject might be useful.

https://tinyurl.com/2nde399x

I think that's genuine; however, given the number of outstanding parodies of Herzog out there, who knows? In fact, he's become something of a parody of himself.

Posted by: Paco at June 27, 2024 07:47 PM (njExo)

23 That Quokka has a belly that needs scratches.

Posted by: eleven at June 27, 2024 07:48 PM (fV+MH)

24 I did it again...
Posted by: lin-duh at June 27, 2024 07:47 PM (PZo5T)

Oops,

Posted by: Robert at June 27, 2024 07:48 PM (3YXIy)

25 Country music star Kinky Friedman dead at 79

G D love you

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 27, 2024 07:48 PM (ENQN6)

26 How do we know that quokka is happy? Did someone ask it? Maybe it's furious and is plotting revenge against that bastard who stole its quokka treats...

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 27, 2024 07:48 PM (llON8)

27 Sea otter mom! Awwwww!

That nasty evil aggressive river otter is going to eat that kitten.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 27, 2024 07:49 PM (q4zNi)

28 I have been up since 3am, I'm about to turn this off

Posted by: Skip at June 27, 2024 07:49 PM (fwDg9)

29 >>> 21 I did it again...
Posted by: lin-duh at June 27, 2024 07:47 PM (PZo5T)

Did what? Do you have another kitten???

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 27, 2024 07:49 PM (llON8)

30 Every animal in Australia is horrifying and deadly.

And then they have Quokkas.

Posted by: eleven at June 27, 2024 07:50 PM (fV+MH)

31 In other news, I made killer tacos for dinner tonight.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 27, 2024 07:50 PM (xCA6C)

32 >>> 31 In other news, I made killer tacos for dinner tonight.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 27, 2024 07:50 PM (xCA6C)

We do not like the word 'killer' and would prefer to be calls otcas.

Posted by: killer tacos at June 27, 2024 07:51 PM (llON8)

33 Quokka have no known enemies, they are liked by every other creature

Posted by: Skip at June 27, 2024 07:51 PM (fwDg9)

34 In other news, I made killer tacos for dinner tonight.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 27, 2024 07:50 PM (xCA6C)

When I get home I'm planning on making rape gyros.

Posted by: Robert at June 27, 2024 07:51 PM (3YXIy)

35 If somebody could domesticate quokkas to be house pets the money would roll in. I'd sign up. Cute little critters.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at June 27, 2024 07:51 PM (V5eKu)

36 Was the quokka really happy? My mother would say that the baby was happy when it passed gas.

Posted by: No one of any consequence at June 27, 2024 07:51 PM (VuZH8)

37 15 Some non-bad news:

6ixBuzzTV @6ixbuzztv 3h
#WATCH: Bat boy casually saves $700 million star player Shohei Ohtani's life with a bare-handed catch

https://tinyurl.com/yrfrsd39
7 seconds
Posted by: andycanuck

Holy crap! Sign that kid up! And Ohtani better tip him well.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 27, 2024 07:52 PM (q4zNi)

38 Baby cow looks yummy.

Posted by: eleven at June 27, 2024 07:52 PM (fV+MH)

39 >>> 34 In other news, I made killer tacos for dinner tonight.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 27, 2024 07:50 PM (xCA6C)

When I get home I'm planning on making rape gyros.
Posted by: Robert at June 27, 2024 07:51 PM (3YXIy)

You can't do that on Thursday!

Posted by: AoS Style Guide at June 27, 2024 07:52 PM (llON8)

40 Was the quokka really happy? My mother would say that the baby was happy when it passed gas.

He's smiling on the outside, but inside he's filled with ennui.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 27, 2024 07:53 PM (xCA6C)

41 Cat happy dance....I can relate. ;-)

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 27, 2024 07:53 PM (YRsIm)

42 >>> 36 Was the quokka really happy? My mother would say that the baby was happy when it passed gas.

Posted by: No one of any consequence at June 27, 2024 07:51 PM (VuZH

It was the dog!

Posted by: gassy quokka at June 27, 2024 07:53 PM (llON8)

43 Who won, and who lost, the lottery?

Posted by: Shirley Jackson at June 27, 2024 07:53 PM (8sMut)

44 Lin-duh

What up?

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 27, 2024 07:54 PM (q4zNi)

45
Bat boy? Call the National Enquirer!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 27, 2024 07:54 PM (1Nxff)

46 Food, and yeah, I will pass on the debate. I'll check this out, with respect to ace, and plot and scheme how I will attack the Caprock Canyons Trailway.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 27, 2024 07:54 PM (8sMut)

47

Space Ice is doing a live stream.

Its an actual person, and the voice is his.

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at June 27, 2024 07:55 PM (et1vG)

48 >>Quokka have no known enemies, they are liked by every other creature

I had planned to go to Rottnest Island on my trip to Perth, had my ticket on the ferry, but circumstances.

I really wanted to see those cute little buggers.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 27, 2024 07:55 PM (LkLld)

49 6ixBuzzTV @6ixbuzztv Jun 26
#WATCH: Wrong-way driver spotted in the GTA.

https://tinyurl.com/zfuun42s
16 seconds; no damage but a funny [LOUD] background song; Greater Toronto Area.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 27, 2024 07:55 PM (ZdexC)

50 Gray, spitting and 56 in Sea Town.

Just the way I like it.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 27, 2024 07:55 PM (q4zNi)

51 We are headed to the airport to get on a plane to go to Florida.

If we miss the debate oh well.

Posted by: blaster at June 27, 2024 07:57 PM (IFNME)

52
He's smiling on the outside, but inside he's filled with ennui.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 27, 2024 07:53 PM (xCA6C)

__________

"Eet eez all meaningless." - Alienated quokka intellectual sitting at a greasy cafe table

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 27, 2024 07:57 PM (1Nxff)

53 Blue Jays 8-0 over Yankees

Posted by: Jamaica at June 27, 2024 07:58 PM (hjK64)

54 The quokka hates the Yankees too

Posted by: Jamaica at June 27, 2024 07:58 PM (hjK64)

55 Gray, spitting and 56

A Mexican?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at June 27, 2024 07:58 PM (JlAN2)

56
Blue Jays 8-0 over Yankees
Posted by: Jamaica at June 27, 2024 07:58 PM (hjK64)

_________

Someone cheated! The roof was open! The umpires are terrible!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 27, 2024 07:59 PM (1Nxff)

57 NEXTA @nexta_tv
A female pilot from the Netherlands shared a video of a flight during which the cockpit opened

She managed to land the plane a minute and a half after the incident. No one was injured.

https://tinyurl.com/4p6hfu5a
28 seconds

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 27, 2024 08:00 PM (ZdexC)

58 Gray, spitting and 56 in Sea Town. Just the way I like it.

102 with 90% humidity. Wolfus would be right at home here in Cowtown.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 27, 2024 08:00 PM (YRsIm)

59 That happy kitty at the bottom of the post might just put the quokka at the top of the post out of a happiness job...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 27, 2024 08:00 PM (BpYfr)

60 How about the Yankees suck Biden spittle?

Posted by: Jamaica at June 27, 2024 08:00 PM (hjK64)

61 That quokka looks like he recently stumbled onto a bag of vintage Panama Red.

Posted by: Paco at June 27, 2024 08:00 PM (njExo)

62 And Wombats that have beef bouillon cube-poo. The plants down in Strya will kill ya too. Gimpy-Gimpy is maybe the worst, said to be a combination of electric shock and battery acid. Don't get in that stuff.

Posted by: Common Tater at June 27, 2024 08:01 PM (oVN7e)

63 Gray, spitting and 56

A Mexican?
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism

A grandma?

Posted by: rickb223 at June 27, 2024 08:01 PM (kvDsz)

64 I'm going to skip the debate in favor of listening to Alexander Scourby read one of the books of Enoch.

Those apocalyptic visions aren't looking too bad right now.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at June 27, 2024 08:01 PM (d6aLl)

65 36 Was the quokka really happy? My mother would say that the baby was happy when it passed gas.

Posted by: No one of any consequence at June 27, 2024 07:51 PM (VuZH
---
Be honest. We've all felt a sense of relief and pleasure when we let one rip...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 27, 2024 08:02 PM (BpYfr)

66 That happy kitty at the bottom of the post might just put the quokka at the top of the post out of a happiness job...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 27, 2024 08:00 PM

Should we take an opinion like this seriously, coming from a known extreme felineist?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 27, 2024 08:03 PM (/nIbP)

67 NEXTA @nexta_tv
In China's Zhengzhou, a thermal power plant has been spectacularly undermined

The station operated from 1953 until 2019, now the authorities plan to build residential, educational and new industrial neighborhoods in its place.

https://tinyurl.com/ahfj4vpf
25 seconds; means 'controlled demolition' not 'undermined' although that word in its original sense fits well too.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 27, 2024 08:03 PM (ZdexC)

68 I've got the brand new Erik Larson book, so I may start that, and just check into the comments from time to time.

Posted by: sal: tolle adversarium et afflige inimicum at June 27, 2024 08:03 PM (y7DxH)

69 The debate is supposed to be simulcast on CSPAN2. Maybe Ace can embed that.

https://tinyurl.com/2wnk7efb

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at June 27, 2024 08:04 PM (woPEM)

70 I am always a little surprised when I see what is clearly inter-species affection. It causes me to question my view of the natural order of things.

Posted by: Mike Hammer,etc., etc. at June 27, 2024 08:04 PM (XeU6L)

71 Calling it a night, I will be very mad at myself If Sundowner strokes out on live TV, though with a minute and half delay no one would see it.
Have a great evening everyone.

Posted by: Skip at June 27, 2024 08:04 PM (fwDg9)

72 Be honest. We've all felt a sense of relief and pleasure when we let one rip...

Excellent!

Posted by: Zombie Mao at June 27, 2024 08:05 PM (mH6SG)

73 CNN answered the delayed feed rumors by saying the debate will be live at 9pm eastern. How's that for a non-answer.

Posted by: InZona at June 27, 2024 08:05 PM (/zgHy)

74 ...Be honest. We've all felt a sense of relief and pleasure when we let one rip...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 27, 2024 08:02 PM (BpYfr)

" How now brown trou? "

Mao

Posted by: Jim at June 27, 2024 08:06 PM (e6UQI)

75 If Biden strokes out, that will become the Greatest Meme Ever.

Posted by: Jamaica at June 27, 2024 08:06 PM (dKbuD)

76 Dance! Kitty, dance!

Posted by: Eromero at June 27, 2024 08:07 PM (LHPAg)

77 May Joey Bidet imprint on the pigeons

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 27, 2024 08:08 PM (0yLVe)

78 I dunno about cute or happy ... to me, that quokka looks like getting ready to scream and leap ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at June 27, 2024 08:08 PM (tQtDb)

79 AFI Lifetime Achievement Award ceremony in honor of La Nicole on TCM.

I know what I’m watching tonight, and it ain’t Joey Shitpants v. Orangeman Cult Leader Good.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 27, 2024 08:09 PM (v6JzV)

80 72 Be honest. We've all felt a sense of relief and pleasure when we let one rip...

Excellent!
Posted by: Zombie Mao at June 27, 2024 08:05 PM (mH6SG)

If you have to fart, fart! You will feel much better for it.

Posted by: Mao Zedong (1893-1976) at June 27, 2024 08:09 PM (8sMut)

81 CNN

define "live."

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 27, 2024 08:09 PM (0yLVe)

82 Happy Quokka at top of thread tonight-posters cheer!

Homely Bat Mom and spawn at top of thread last night-posters kvetch.
A lesson to all.

Posted by: Penguin Liberation Front at June 27, 2024 08:09 PM (V5BDR)

83 If Biden started break-dancing I would know there is a God.

God please give me a sign.

Posted by: eleven at June 27, 2024 08:10 PM (fV+MH)

84 Great bunch of animal vids today!

Posted by: Peel gp A Jackfruit at June 27, 2024 08:10 PM (98J/K)

85 that Quokka got into Hunter's stash?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 27, 2024 08:10 PM (0yLVe)

86
74 ...Be honest. We've all felt a sense of relief and pleasure when we let one rip...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 27, 2024 08:02 PM (BpYfr)

" How now brown trou? "

Mao
Posted by: Jim at June 27, 2024 08:06 PM (e6UQI)

There is nothing to do in Moscow but eat, sleep and shit.

Posted by: Mao Zedong (1893-1976) at June 27, 2024 08:10 PM (8sMut)

87 Ugly-ass potato bug:
https://tinyurl.com/5a483bud

Posted by: Peel gp A Jackfruit at June 27, 2024 08:11 PM (98J/K)

88 Quokkas are actually a type of wingless bat.

Posted by: A Quokka Expert at June 27, 2024 08:12 PM (vFG9F)

89 Oh boy. Heidi in a phone conversation with a gay
ex-coworker about Biden, gay marriage, abortion. Lol. Yikes. Getting ready for the debate? Gees. Hilarious.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 27, 2024 08:12 PM (vF7gj)

90 @45, thanks H7, just thought of that myself, lol

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at June 27, 2024 08:13 PM (tQtDb)

91
No matter what may happen or befall, the consensus will be that Biden was the clear winner and the election is all but over.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 27, 2024 08:13 PM (1Nxff)

92 Bah. Space:1999 on YT is stuck on Season 2 for the moment. It is not worth acknowledging.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 27, 2024 08:13 PM (8sMut)

93 Cloacas are actually a type of asshole.

Posted by: A Cloaca Expert at June 27, 2024 08:14 PM (YzAF9)

94 VTuber Kirsche is going to cover the debate.

Anime fox grrl. Political debate. What could go wrong? Well besides Joey Bidet discovering what 'sounding' is.

https://www.twitch.tv/kirsche

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 27, 2024 08:14 PM (0yLVe)

95 Like turds down a pantleg, so are The Days Of Our Lives.

Posted by: Announcer at June 27, 2024 08:14 PM (L3WRU)

96 Will Heidi have to slap a hot iron on a friendship?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 27, 2024 08:15 PM (0yLVe)

97 Will Heidi have to slap a hot iron on a friendship?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 27, 2024 08:15 PM (0yLVe)

LMAO!! Shes had a couple drinks too. I think shes got it in the bag. He may vote Repub.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 27, 2024 08:16 PM (vF7gj)

98 Skateboarding dog is such a showboat

I can do that, I just don't want to right now

Posted by: Don Black, in contempt of Congress at June 27, 2024 08:19 PM (/7KEl)

99 In other news, I made killer tacos for dinner tonight.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 27, 2024 07:50 PM (xCA6C)

When I get home I'm planning on making rape gyros.
Posted by: Robert at June 27, 2024 07:51 PM (3YXIy)

Mayhem margaritas at my house.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 27, 2024 08:19 PM (W/lyH)

100 57
'She managed to land the plane a minute and a half after the incident. No one was injured.
'

Thank goodness she didn't have to parallel park.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at June 27, 2024 08:19 PM (roH4R)

101 And that’s why I have border collie. No skateboard, but I do have the mechanic wheely-thingy. Think I’ll try that with him tomorrow

Posted by: Euro at June 27, 2024 08:20 PM (LxqBJ)

102 At this point, ripping on the Yankees is like ripping on the Mets... it's just mean. Like laughing at a Jerry Kid or something.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 27, 2024 08:21 PM (rT03i)

103 Woman pushing Black VTuber Award got attacked for not being black enough. Apparently, her father is that whiny white punk Robert De Niro.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 27, 2024 08:21 PM (0yLVe)

104 There is nothing to do in Moscow but eat, sleep and shit.
Posted by: Mao Zedong (1893-1976) at June 27, 2024 08:10 PM (8sMut)

Isn't that in an ABBA song, Super Troopers?

Posted by: Diogenes at June 27, 2024 08:21 PM (W/lyH)

105 Is Michael Moore still around?

I figured the moment GWB left the White House, he would fade away like the green oath-breaking specters in Return of the King.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 27, 2024 08:22 PM (lhenN)

106 CNN answered the delayed feed rumors by saying the debate will be live at 9pm eastern. How's that for a non-answer.
Posted by: InZona

THIS..... was CNN.

Posted by: mikeski at June 27, 2024 08:22 PM (DgGvY)

107 Apparently they are preparing for a medical emergency at the debate.

Hmmm... What are you doing Joshua?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 27, 2024 08:22 PM (XV/Pl)

108 Be honest. We've all felt a sense of relief and pleasure when we let one rip...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 27, 2024 08:02 PM

And not just gas, Jack!

Posted by: J. Robinette Biden at June 27, 2024 08:22 PM (/nIbP)

109 Woman pushing Black VTuber Award got attacked for not being black enough. Apparently, her father is that whiny white punk Robert De Niro.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 27, 2024 08:21 PM (0yLVe)

Ah, shit, i think i got on to the wrong planet.

When's the next stop?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 27, 2024 08:22 PM (rT03i)

110 Will Heidi have to slap a hot iron on a friendship?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 27, 2024 08:15 PM (0yLVe)

I love the commenters, and how many know what "hot iron" is? I'm so old. Xoxoox Anna.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 27, 2024 08:22 PM (vF7gj)

111 ABBA in Moskva - "puking queen."

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 27, 2024 08:22 PM (0yLVe)

112 RAV channel for debate...free

Posted by: Im Gumby Damn It! /George Carlins Pencil at June 27, 2024 08:23 PM (o3Uyl)

113 Is Brett Baier taking steroids? I haven’t seen a pumpkin head like that since Barry Bonds.

Posted by: Ex GOP at June 27, 2024 08:23 PM (RJbDU)

114 >>At this point, ripping on the Yankees is like ripping on the Mets... it's just mean. Like laughing at a Jerry Kid or something.

Don't be sleeping on the Mets. They had a disastrous first month and a half a bunch of key injuries and didn't have JD. Over the last month they are the hottest team in baseball, getting hot and moving up fast.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 27, 2024 08:23 PM (LkLld)

115 113 Is Brett Baier taking steroids? I haven’t seen a pumpkin head like that since Barry Bonds.
Posted by: Ex GOP at June 27, 2024 08:23 PM (RJbDU)

Seriously, he must be a drunk or something with a noggin that big.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 27, 2024 08:24 PM (rT03i)

116 Instead of watching this certain trainwreck of a debate, I'm at Busch Stadium watching the Cards play, with about 30 family and friends. Enjoy, suckas!

Posted by: Dr. T at June 27, 2024 08:24 PM (PISGb)

117 This blonde beauty wouldn't mind cuddling in a fluff pile with strong arms around her.

https://tinyurl.com/3ekm7jnv

Posted by: Robert at June 27, 2024 08:24 PM (Uh9WD)

118 Cloacas are actually a type of asshole.
Posted by: A Cloaca Expert at June 27, 2024 08:14 PM

To be fair, there also a type of "front hole", to use early-21st Century terminology.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at June 27, 2024 08:24 PM (/nIbP)

119 Tractor Supply Company backs the tractor up!

https://is.gd/MXQ9Ef

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at June 27, 2024 08:25 PM (L/fGl)

120 (presents veal Parm sammiches)

I made the baby cow stop. I also made it delicious...

Posted by: Joe Kidd at June 27, 2024 08:25 PM (szKLp)

121 Posted by: Wesley Crusher at June 27, 2024 08:24 PM (/nIbP)

Shut up, Wesley.

Posted by: Robert at June 27, 2024 08:25 PM (Uh9WD)

122 Almost ready for debate, but first, Imma get a lil' high.

Posted by: Peel gp A Jackfruit at June 27, 2024 08:25 PM (98J/K)

123 dumping on the Yankees is never mean or gratuitous.

Posted by: Jamaica at June 27, 2024 08:25 PM (hjK64)

124 Warai-otoko

Yeah we have gone bast Bizzaro World.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 27, 2024 08:26 PM (0yLVe)

125 Don't be sleeping on the Mets.

This is an Urban Thing. I worry more about rainfall on my garden than what any ball-team is doing.

Posted by: Its Always Been This Way at June 27, 2024 08:26 PM (p52cq)

126 Wife is not a fan of jackfruit.

Posted by: Jamaica at June 27, 2024 08:26 PM (hjK64)

127 104 There is nothing to do in Moscow but eat, sleep and shit.
Posted by: Mao Zedong (1893-1976)
-------------------

New Moscow now Dude, Putin took the leash off and those guys are doing crazy things back at the shop, you should see the YouTubes. Make you spin in your grave.

Posted by: Braenyard Lunes, etymology student, looking for M O O N D A Y at June 27, 2024 08:26 PM (DoDwl)

128 Is Brett Baier taking steroids? I haven’t seen a pumpkin head like that since Barry Bonds.

Posted by: Ex GOP

Maybe his neck shrunk?

Posted by: Fisher Stevens at June 27, 2024 08:28 PM (hCzfy)

129 Tat=0

Posted by: Jamaica at June 27, 2024 08:28 PM (0o/AH)

130
Aaron Boone excepted, I don't dislike the Yankees themselves. They're all professionals. What I hate is Yankeedom, the cringing media and the front-running eat-their-livers fan base.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 27, 2024 08:28 PM (1Nxff)

131 Is Brett Baier taking steroids? I haven’t seen a pumpkin head like that since Barry Bonds.

We've been working out together.

Posted by: Tater Seltzer at June 27, 2024 08:28 PM (mH6SG)

132 There is nothing to do in Moscow but eat, sleep and shit.

Posted by: Mao Zedong (1893-1976)

We make vodka!

Posted by: Moscow, Idaho at June 27, 2024 08:28 PM (vF7gj)

133 "There is nothing to do in Moscow but eat, sleep and shit."

Ride the magnificent spotless chandeliered gold-encrusted People's Subway.

Posted by: Peel gp A Jackfruit at June 27, 2024 08:29 PM (98J/K)

134 For example ... I would worry about the ration of Bud / Seeds + Stems that whatever the Mets, Yankees, or any other ball team does.

To put it in terms that Jack can relate to ...

Bud / ( Seeds + Stems ) > Any Ball Team

Posted by: Its Always Been This Way at June 27, 2024 08:29 PM (p52cq)

135 Wife is not a fan of jackfruit.

I just can't seem to get enough.

Posted by: Sandra Flook at June 27, 2024 08:30 PM (mH6SG)

136 A TSA dog? To heck with him.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at June 27, 2024 08:30 PM (fs1hN)

137 and how many know what "hot iron" is?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 27, 2024 08:22 PM

Considering the timely transmission of that knowledge by The Horde to Heidi saved your life, at least forty.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 27, 2024 08:31 PM (/nIbP)

138 'Open Range' just started on Grit. I never tire of it.

Posted by: Mike Hammer,etc., etc. at June 27, 2024 08:31 PM (XeU6L)

139 135 Wife is not a fan of jackfruit.

I just can't seem to get enough.
Posted by: Sandra Flook at June 27, 2024 08:30 PM (mH6SG)

Hey, a hand in need is a handy indeed.

Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at June 27, 2024 08:31 PM (rT03i)

140 Wife was gifted a weed plant. It's now about 4' tall with a 1" D stem. She says NYS will let her have 11 more.
Thank God she loves callaloo and tomatoes.

Posted by: Jamaica at June 27, 2024 08:32 PM (0o/AH)

141
Instead of watching this certain trainwreck of a debate

You could watch the debate of a trainwreck.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 27, 2024 08:32 PM (63Dwl)

142 Note: I'll post the debate thread at 8:45. It begins at 9 (Eastern), or whatever time Joe wanders in from feeding the pigeons.

IN Soviet America Pigeons feed Joe!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 27, 2024 08:33 PM (x0n13)

143 What time is the debate? Trying to pace myself here.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 27, 2024 08:33 PM (rJ7Hd)

144 30 mins out. Trump’s spokesperson already brought up the war on Fox.

Posted by: Piper at June 27, 2024 08:33 PM (pZEOD)

145 There is probably hours of trains crashing into each other on YouTube.

Or just watch Addams Family episodes.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 27, 2024 08:33 PM (0yLVe)

146 Commenting Present.

Posted by: Troll at June 27, 2024 08:34 PM (NlwkK)

147 I'mma just take these socks off whilst I'm thinking of it here....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 27, 2024 08:34 PM (rT03i)

148 *waves to Sefton*

How is?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 27, 2024 08:34 PM (0yLVe)

149 *wrinkles nose*

Wash those socks!

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 27, 2024 08:34 PM (0yLVe)

150 A group of Quokkas is called a "Squad". Squads of Quokkas have been known to kill with cuteness. It is recommended that you do not look at the squads without cuteness filtering glasses. Not even a glance.

Posted by: A Quokka Expert at June 27, 2024 08:35 PM (vFG9F)

151 Howdy, J.J. Hope you had a good day.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at June 27, 2024 08:35 PM (mH6SG)

152 The plants down in Strya will kill ya too. Gimpy-Gimpy is maybe the worst, said to be a combination of electric shock and battery acid. Don't get in that stuff.
Posted by: Common Tater

* waves a dismissive branch *

Posted by: a Caribbean manchineel tree at June 27, 2024 08:35 PM (DgGvY)

153 Shannon Bream is doing the funky blink that happens when your fake lashes start to go wonky.

Posted by: Piper at June 27, 2024 08:35 PM (pZEOD)

154 Damn. Nicole Kidman is still insanely beautiful.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 27, 2024 08:35 PM (v6JzV)

155 Dr. Mengele-

It is time to administer the serum to Herr Prasident

Posted by: Dr. Fauci at June 27, 2024 08:36 PM (XIkHl)

156 A group of Quokkas is called a "Squad". Squads of Quokkas have been known to kill with cuteness. It is recommended that you do not look at the squads without cuteness filtering glasses. Not even a glance.
Posted by: A Quokka Expert at June 27, 2024 08:35 PM (vFG9F)
---
Don't blink.

Posted by: Weeping Quokkas at June 27, 2024 08:36 PM (BpYfr)

157 IDNKT: "Jackfruit is generally safe for most people, but some people may need to limit or avoid it. You should stop eating jackfruit at least two weeks before surgery." Contains a lot of potassium I guess.

Posted by: Peel gp A Jackfruit at June 27, 2024 08:37 PM (98J/K)

158 I think we may need to return to this post and look at the cute animals Ace has gifted us to keep our blood pressure in the close to normal range.

Posted by: Piper at June 27, 2024 08:37 PM (pZEOD)

159 New Moscow now Dude, Putin took the leash off and those guys are doing crazy things back at the shop, you should see the YouTubes. Make you spin in your grave.
Posted by: Braenyard Lunes, etymology student, looking for M O O N D A Y at June 27, 2024 08:26 PM (DoDwl)

Go fix tractors.

Posted by: Mao Zedong (1893-1976) at June 27, 2024 08:37 PM (8sMut)

160 151 Howdy, J.J. Hope you had a good day.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at June 27, 2024 08:35 PM (mH6SG)

On the whole, not bad. About to pop my daily chemo pill. Amazing and a blessing it's in pill form and I don't have to have a port in my chest and have an IV drip it in every damn day.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 27, 2024 08:37 PM (x0n13)

161 The plants down in Strya will kill ya too. Gimpy-Gimpy is maybe the worst, said to be a combination of electric shock and battery acid. Don't get in that stuff.
Posted by: Common Tater
--------

Even the platypus has venom in its spurs.

Posted by: Mike Hammer,etc., etc. at June 27, 2024 08:37 PM (XeU6L)

162 On the whole, not bad. About to pop my daily chemo pill. Amazing and a blessing it's in pill form and I don't have to have a port in my chest and have an IV drip it in every damn day.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 27, 2024 08:37 PM (x0n13)

Small wins, brother. We're praying for you!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 27, 2024 08:38 PM (rJ7Hd)

163 Considering the timely transmission of that knowledge by The Horde to Heidi saved your life, at least forty.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 27, 2024 08:31 PM (/nIbP)

OMG. because I'm a senior, I'm trying to remember who actually said "SLAP A HOT IRON ON IT!" What a thread. LMAO! (While I was bleeding to death btw).

Posted by: Moscow, Idaho at June 27, 2024 08:38 PM (vF7gj)

164 155 Dr. Mengele-

It is time to administer the serum to Herr Prasident
Posted by: Dr. Fauci at June 27, 2024 08:36 PM (XIkHl)

Merkwurdigelieber!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 27, 2024 08:38 PM (x0n13)

165 We make vodka!
Posted by: Moscow, Idaho at June 27, 2024 08:28 PM (vF7gj)

We will surpass Sweden and catch up with Russia.

Posted by: Mao Zedong (1893-1976) at June 27, 2024 08:38 PM (8sMut)

166 "Even the platypus has venom in its spurs.
Posted by: Mike Hammer"

And Quokkas can give you syphilis!

So I've heard.

Posted by: A Quokka Expert at June 27, 2024 08:39 PM (vFG9F)

167 Speak 'Merican!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 27, 2024 08:39 PM (rJ7Hd)

168 Cloacas are actually a type of asshole.
Posted by: A Cloaca Expert

They're, like, the swiss army knife of assholes. They do it all.

Posted by: mikeski at June 27, 2024 08:39 PM (DgGvY)

169 I never tried to grow weed but it is my understanding that they are dioecious, and only female plants are forced, pollinated is not desired for a high potency product. I did grow some tobacco and that is pretty easy. I noticed every bug and worm in the neighborhood really liked that. If I wanted to grow it for real it would need some insect or pest control for sure. Nicotine is an interesting chemical.

Posted by: Common Tater at June 27, 2024 08:39 PM (oVN7e)

170 164
Merkwurdigelieber!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June

He has more pep in his step than he did earlier today. That stiff back walk isn’t happening.

Posted by: Piper at June 27, 2024 08:39 PM (pZEOD)

171 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 27, 2024 08:37 PM (x0n13)

JJ, you are an amazing human being. Prayers. We love you.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 27, 2024 08:40 PM (vF7gj)

172 Is it too early to drink? Restoringdemocrcy was just said.

Posted by: Piper at June 27, 2024 08:40 PM (pZEOD)

173 166 "Even the platypus has venom in its spurs.
Posted by: Mike Hammer"

The Rosa Klebb of Monotremes . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 27, 2024 08:40 PM (x0n13)

174 Howdy, J.J. Hope you had a good day.

Agreed. No need to reply J.J. Just take the good wishes from the man that's been here a long, long time - before you started the morning blog. Hang in there.

You're one of the few Classical Liberals left.

Posted by: Its Always Been This Way at June 27, 2024 08:40 PM (p52cq)

175 Perry the Platypus >>>>>> Quokkas

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 27, 2024 08:40 PM (v6JzV)

176 Will he go with two depends tonight?

Just in case?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 27, 2024 08:40 PM (rJ7Hd)

177 And nicotinoids are generally pesticides

Posted by: Jamaica at June 27, 2024 08:41 PM (GfN2c)

178 Merkwurdigelieber!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June

Gesundheit!

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 27, 2024 08:41 PM (0yLVe)

179 Posted by: Moscow, Idaho at June 27, 2024 08:38 PM (vF7gj)

Off sock !

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 27, 2024 08:41 PM (vF7gj)

180 Countdown to debate post....8:41....

Posted by: Im Gumby Damn It! /George Carlins Pencil at June 27, 2024 08:42 PM (o3Uyl)

181 Bongino's debate show can't launch. Crashes Rumble.

Posted by: Peel gp A Jackfruit at June 27, 2024 08:42 PM (98J/K)

182 Uh oh, Kirsche showing off her virtual bewbs

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 27, 2024 08:42 PM (0yLVe)

183 176 Will he go with two depends tonight?

Just in case?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 27, 2024 08:40 PM (rJ7Hd)

Worn Over his face?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 27, 2024 08:42 PM (x0n13)

184 158 I think we may need to return to this post and look at the cute animals Ace has gifted us to keep our blood pressure in the close to normal range.
Posted by: Piper at June 27, 2024 08:37 PM (pZEOD)

Go to YouTube and watch videos of us!

Posted by: Basset Hounds at June 27, 2024 08:42 PM (8sMut)

185 Dressed like that at the White House. They degrade America every way possible.

https://x.com/RNCResearch/status/1806095468100780422

Posted by: Braenyard Lunes, etymology student, looking for M O O N D A Y at June 27, 2024 08:42 PM (DoDwl)

186 173 Ha!

Posted by: Peel gp A Jackfruit at June 27, 2024 08:43 PM (98J/K)

187 I never tried to grow weed but it is my understanding that they are dioecious, and only female plants are forced, pollinated is not desired for a high potency product.

That's old school - lets grow some shit in a fish-tank with some grow lights stuff. And hey, that's how they did it back in the 90s.

Now its all about cloning and grafting and crossing. Shit has come a long way. As has the product. Its like enjoying whiskey and everything becoming Everclear.

Posted by: Its Always Been This Way at June 27, 2024 08:43 PM (p52cq)

188 83 176 Will he go with two depends tonight?

Just in case?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 27, 2024 08:40 PM (rJ7Hd)

Worn Over his face?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 27, 2024 08:42 PM (x0n13)

Double baggin here, boss!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 27, 2024 08:43 PM (rJ7Hd)

189 Come see my jack-in-a-box fruit!

Posted by: Mayor Pete Buttegeig at June 27, 2024 08:43 PM (fs1hN)

190 We will surpass Sweden and catch up with Russia.

Posted by: Mao Zedong (1893-1976) at June 27, 2024 08:38 PM (8sMut)

Vodka drinkers. Glacier vodka from Moscow, Idaho is great.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 27, 2024 08:43 PM (vF7gj)

191 172 Piper, remember our recipe.

*pushes vodka into Piper’s USB drive, to be combined with her kale smoothie drive*

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 27, 2024 08:43 PM (v6JzV)

192 Websites starting to fail.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 27, 2024 08:44 PM (W/lyH)

193 8:44

Posted by: Im Gumby Damn It! /George Carlins Pencil at June 27, 2024 08:44 PM (o3Uyl)

194 192 Websites starting to fail.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 27, 2024 08:44 PM (W/lyH)

Has someone remembered to feed the hamsters??

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 27, 2024 08:44 PM (rJ7Hd)

195 I guess they are having trouble animating Joey...

Fresh out of 9 year olds?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 27, 2024 08:45 PM (0yLVe)

196 OT: If you want to watch it, EweToob has the master(debate):
https://www.youtube.com/live/-v-8wJkmwBY
Starts in 15 min. So far Trump hit pieces and Biden Hagiographies in warm-up by CNN.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 27, 2024 08:45 PM (ynpvh)

197 185 Seafoam!

Posted by: Peel gp A Jackfruit at June 27, 2024 08:45 PM (98J/K)

198 I got that reference!

Posted by: eleven at June 27, 2024 08:45 PM (fV+MH)

199 Trump has his own team fact checking the debate.. Smart move

Posted by: It's me donna at June 27, 2024 08:45 PM (IyPmt)

200 Yes, so why do the bugs like to eat Tobacco? One would think maybe Tobacco wouldn't have cutworms and all that stuff munching on it. Maybe the toxins make the bug taste nasty to birds.

It's all coming back to me now!

During Covid there was a lot of talk about nicotine receptors and some of the things it does. Smoking is not healthy but there is a method to the madness perhaps.

There are "Boy" pot plants, and "Girl" pot plants. And the stuff that can be smoked is only from the female pot plants. The birds do love the seed, there is still plenty of wild wood weed growing in the agricultural areas, left over from the hemp days. Smoke a bale and not even cop a good headache, however.

Posted by: Common Tater at June 27, 2024 08:45 PM (oVN7e)

201 The Rosa Klebb of Monotremes . . .
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
-----------
Only, only at AoSHQ are such observations made.

Thoughts and prayers are with you J.J.

Posted by: Mike Hammer,etc., etc. at June 27, 2024 08:46 PM (XeU6L)

202 Cold-blooded killers, those quokkas.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 27, 2024 08:46 PM (yLiuJ)

203 According to one poll, only 38% trust polls.

bwahahahaha

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 27, 2024 08:47 PM (0yLVe)

204 191 172 Piper, remember our recipe.

*pushes vodka into Piper’s USB drive, to be combined with her kale smoothie drive*
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June

I am trying to learn 2 separate class choreo, watch the pre debate stuff and read here. Our Green Bomber may or may not be helpful!

Posted by: Piper at June 27, 2024 08:47 PM (pZEOD)

205 There are "Boy" pot plants, and "Girl" pot plants. And the stuff that can be smoked is only from the female pot plants.

Simply not true now. Grafting and Cloning.

It wears me out, honestly. How folks will say things, so loudly and sincere, that are just no longer true.

Things change.

Posted by: Its Always Been This Way at June 27, 2024 08:47 PM (p52cq)

206 Yes - Clones (cuttings) are how it is procured. Growing from seed got nothin' to do with it.

Ya still gotta have a female plant. That doesn't change.

Posted by: Common Tater at June 27, 2024 08:48 PM (oVN7e)

207 So, pot and Avocados are similar?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 27, 2024 08:49 PM (x0n13)

208 Potocados?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 27, 2024 08:50 PM (0yLVe)

209 Never smoked Avacado.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 27, 2024 08:50 PM (7+K68)

210 But have you smoked a Gouda?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 27, 2024 08:51 PM (0yLVe)

211 According to one poll, only 38% trust polls.
--------

This is hard to interpret.
https://tinyurl.com/4mbm69kz

Posted by: Kurt G�del at June 27, 2024 08:52 PM (XeU6L)

212 Me and an Indian chief spent the whole night talking to a cactus , tripping balls on avocado.

Posted by: eleven at June 27, 2024 08:53 PM (fV+MH)

213 It's like folks that spout facts about boats ... but they've never owned one. Or scream about what truck you need to pull a certain RV ... but they've never pulled a trailer in their life.

That's the bad side of the Internet ... and I'm all about Freedom of the Press. But it should be equally free to mock the dumb-asses until they shut up.

Turns out ... that's considered "bad form". I consider it common sense.

Posted by: Its Always Been This Way at June 27, 2024 08:53 PM (p52cq)

214 I've heard they have already cut Trump's microphone off because the department of Pre-Thought crime has determined Trump is a threat to democracy.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 27, 2024 08:54 PM (7+K68)

215 I grow pot from seed. At about a foot or two high, before flowering, you identify females by the leaflets. Have to relearn that every year.

Posted by: From about That Time at June 27, 2024 08:55 PM (4780s)

216 Everybody learns at their own pace, I always say.

So Marihuana isn't Dioecious, is that your contention?

Posted by: Common Tater at June 27, 2024 08:55 PM (oVN7e)

217 If you have to fart, fart! You will feel much better for it.
Posted by: Mao Zedong (1893-1976) at June 27, 2024 08:09 PM (8sMut)

Possibly one of the very few Mao quotes with which no one can really take issue.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 27, 2024 08:56 PM (yLiuJ)

218 Buncha pot smokin hippies in this thread!

Stay away from the devil's lettuce!!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 27, 2024 08:56 PM (7+K68)

219 I am trying to learn 2 separate class choreo,
Posted by: Piper at June 27, 2024 08:47 PM

We'll help you out with one, Piper:

One, Two, Three, * kick *
One, Two, Three, * kick *
One, Two, Three, * kick *
One, Two, Three, * kick *

Posted by: The Rockettes at June 27, 2024 08:56 PM (/nIbP)

220 Mayhem margaritas at my house.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 27, 2024 08:19 PM (W/lyH)

Catastrophic Caesars here.

And I should not have read that Mao quote to the dog. Yeesh!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 27, 2024 08:58 PM (yLiuJ)

221 If you have to fart, fart! You will feel much better for it.
Posted by: Mao Zedong (1893-1976) at June 27, 2024 08:09 PM (8sMut)

Possibly one of the very few Mao quotes with which no one can really take issue.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 27, 2024 08:56 PM

It certainly changed my life after Fang-Fang shared it one night.

Posted by: Eric Swalwell (D-CA and Cuck-CCP) at June 27, 2024 08:59 PM (/nIbP)

222 If MA is begging for Aztecs to stay away, then it's time for all the red state governors who are currently sending Aztecs to NYC, Denver and so on to divert those buses to Boston. If MA is on the back foot, then grab it by the tie and punch it til it stutters.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 27, 2024 09:00 PM (0FoWg)

223 If MA is begging for Aztecs to stay away, then it's time for all the red state governors who are currently sending Aztecs to NYC, Denver and so on to divert those buses to Boston. If MA is on the back foot, then grab it by the tie and punch it til it stutters.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 27, 2024 09:00 PM

That might cause them to get scrod.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 27, 2024 09:02 PM (/nIbP)

224 Tractor Supply Company backs the tractor up!

https://is.gd/MXQ9Ef
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at June 27, 2024 08:25 PM (L/fGl)

Sounds like they woke up and smelled the coffee. That is a pretty damned specific reversal, if the follow through with it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 27, 2024 09:03 PM (yLiuJ)

225 Look at that punim!

That word is not halal, Mr. O'Spades.

Posted by: Abduly McAbdulface at June 27, 2024 09:04 PM (/nIbP)

226 That might cause them to get scrod.
Posted by: Duncanthrax

Cod>>>scrod

Posted by: Piscatory Miklos at June 27, 2024 09:05 PM (XIkHl)

227 Tractor Supply Company backs the tractor up!

https://is.gd/MXQ9Ef
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at June 27, 2024 08:25 PM (L/fGl)

Sounds like they woke up and smelled the coffee. That is a pretty damned specific reversal, if the follow through with it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Might take a hit on sales of XXL flannel shirts for the "ladies".

Posted by: Miklosian Anti-marketing SA de CV at June 27, 2024 09:07 PM (XIkHl)

228 The Rosa Klebb of Monotremes . . .
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 27, 2024 08:40 PM (x0n13)

Their hides, when properly tanned, and turned inside out, make wonderful dick cozies.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 27, 2024 09:07 PM (yLiuJ)

229 Aha! the debate thread is up. Moseys.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 27, 2024 09:12 PM (yLiuJ)

230 Ace included a link to the Babylon Bee for debate predictions in his thread upstairs.

This is pretty good too (especially #5):
17 Most Embarrassing Things To Have In Your Internet Search History
https://shorturl.at/yHX5s

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 27, 2024 09:15 PM (llON8)

231 Had a cat that would do this every time someone came to the front door, or when we came home. Wanted to be petted.

https://x.com/depressionlesss/status/1805465947911635046

Posted by: Marty at June 28, 2024 01:47 AM (Dsq1p)

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