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Lending a hand to a lamb. Was he stuck? Or was he just itching his back?

When I first saw this I thought it was a giant spider. Now that I know it was just some chimps in some kind of polymorphously perverse sex-limbo, I wish I could go back to believing it was a giant spider.

Fluffy nap-time.

Rescued sea otter pup gets groomed, complains about it.

Give it to me straight, Doc--how bad is it? How long have I got?

Juggling as seen from above. It's weird.

Boobies.

Kitten has grown up with seven dogs and her meows are more like barks.

Arigato, human.

Copycat.

Not on my watch.

A cat's secret maneuver -- the under-pounce!

Elk plays ball with kids.. 😅 pic.twitter.com/MoZNfRq0NY
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This dog has beef with the other one and is trying to pretend he's not there.

The longest green light ever.. 😅 pic.twitter.com/oEir7ljo87
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) June 24, 2024

Seriously -- what are we going to do with all of these bears?

Pole dancing bear.. 😅 pic.twitter.com/HQcEiIN2et
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1 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at June 24, 2024 07:30 PM (fwDg9)

2 Beta Pectoris is hurling rocks at us
youtu.be/jguG5RBy8g4

Posted by: would you like to know more at June 24, 2024 07:31 PM (gKWVE)

3 Crap, that moai is enormous.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 24, 2024 07:33 PM (v6JzV)

4 Sleepy

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 24, 2024 07:33 PM (Ka3bZ)

5 Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE Jun 22
39,000 year old Mammoth Carcass. Scientists say its so well preserved that its brain is still intact

https://tinyurl.com/37fjnftr

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 24, 2024 07:33 PM (ZdexC)

6 When I first saw this I thought it was a giant spider. Now that I know it was just some chimps in some kind of polymorphously perverse sex-limbo, I wish I could go back to believing it was a giant spider.

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Conga line!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at June 24, 2024 07:34 PM (L/fGl)

7 Sea otter pup looks like a teddy bear

Posted by: Skip at June 24, 2024 07:35 PM (fwDg9)

8 4 Sleepy

Long, hard day of stabbing?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 24, 2024 07:35 PM (v6JzV)

9 That "longest green light" vid. LOL
Eyes straight ahead...

Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 24, 2024 07:36 PM (MeG8a)

10 Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE Jun 22
39,000 year old Mammoth Carcass. Scientists say its so well preserved that its brain is still intact

https://tinyurl.com/37fjnftr
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 24, 2024 07:33 PM (ZdexC)
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Great. Just what we need. A zombie mammoth running around.

Better shoot in the head while we still can. Or remove its spinal cord. Or both.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 24, 2024 07:36 PM (BpYfr)

11 That is a statue of Joe Biden.

Aptly named Big Dum Dum

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 24, 2024 07:36 PM (Ud7de)

12 I always scroll down slowly to see if I can guess where the top photo in the cafe was taken.

Ace is diligent in labeling the photos (unlike the ONT) and that is great. Well, I finally think I know one and Ace didn't label it. Doh!

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at June 24, 2024 07:36 PM (nl565)

13 photographer unknown
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I'm not saying it was aliens but it was aliens.

Posted by: Giorgio Tsoukalos at June 24, 2024 07:36 PM (ZdexC)

14 That's a big dildo.

Posted by: fd at June 24, 2024 07:36 PM (vFG9F)

15 Sea otters!

Thank you ace!

Did you know sea otters hold hands while they sleep?

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 24, 2024 07:36 PM (dV80I)

16 When I first saw this I thought it was a giant spider. Now that I know it was just some chimps in some kind of polymorphously perverse sex-limbo, I wish I could go back to believing it was a giant spider.

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Conga line!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at June 24, 2024 07:34 PM (L/fGl)
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My first thought was a "chimp-centipede."

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 24, 2024 07:37 PM (BpYfr)

17 >>>Lending a hand to a lamb. Was he stuck? Or was he just itching his back?

It did look stuck. But, pretty sizable, so not exactly a lamb.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 24, 2024 07:37 PM (klJTj)

18 BTW, the Easter Island giants wore RED HATS!!!!

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 24, 2024 07:37 PM (ZdexC)

19 Willowed:

280 What an azalea.
Posted by: mnw at June 24, 2024 07:31 PM (NLIak)

That's it! That's perfect!

"Satan is really showing his azalea."
Posted by: Emmie at June 24, 2024 07:34 PM (Sf2cq)

Now the question is, will anyone who isn't me or mnw get it?

Posted by: Emmie at June 24, 2024 07:37 PM (Sf2cq)

20 Fluffy nap-time.

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Kinda the same.

https://shorturl.at/kLTHH

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at June 24, 2024 07:37 PM (L/fGl)

21 2 Beta Pectoris is hurling rocks at us
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DUCK!!!!!

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 24, 2024 07:39 PM (ZdexC)

22 At 4am the Space Station goes over here, I might try and get coffee on and go out and see it

Posted by: Skip at June 24, 2024 07:39 PM (fwDg9)

23 there's a hockey game, top of the hour

Posted by: Don Black at June 24, 2024 07:39 PM (/7KEl)

24 That chimp conga line does kinda look like the giant spider from Gilligan’s Island.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 24, 2024 07:39 PM (v6JzV)

25 Barking kitty is too cute...

Posted by: Im Gumby Damn It!/George Carlins Pencil at June 24, 2024 07:39 PM (o3Uyl)

26 Pole dancing bear?!

Jim, the sign's supposda say "Pole dancing, BARE!"

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at June 24, 2024 07:40 PM (/HxLC)

27 Long, hard day of stabbing?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

You have no idea - it's never ending!

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 24, 2024 07:40 PM (Ka3bZ)

28 They dug up John Brennan.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at June 24, 2024 07:41 PM (qZEuM)

29 >>>Rescued sea otter pup gets groomed, complains about it.

I guess it got rubbed the wrong way.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 24, 2024 07:41 PM (klJTj)

30 27 Long, hard day of stabbing?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

You have no idea - it's never ending!
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 24, 2024 07:40 PM (Ka3bZ

Do you ever wonder if you're making a difference?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 24, 2024 07:41 PM (Ud7de)

31 dum dum bring gum gum

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 24, 2024 07:41 PM (ENQN6)

32 I wonder if the bear preteen [?] was trying to climb the golf pole as if it was a sapling?

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 24, 2024 07:41 PM (ZdexC)

33 Monkeys, “You put your left foot in you put your right foot in, you put your left foot in …..” It’s a work in progress.

Posted by: javems at June 24, 2024 07:42 PM (mvvEm)

34 Heh. Anytime I see a pic of an Easter Island statue, I think back to the USMC days. One Gunny with a receding hairline (bald) went the cue ball route before it was a thing, shaved his head, and actually looked a lot younger. A few of his fellow SNCOs (drinking buddies) fell in line and did the same. Salty old CWO4 took a Polaroid of them, put it on the bulletin board with the caption Easter Island. Sometimes that hair, no matter how little you have, covers up a lot of stuff that needs covered up.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at June 24, 2024 07:43 PM (V5eKu)

35 Crap, that moai is enormous.
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A stele post by Ace!
🗿

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 24, 2024 07:43 PM (ZdexC)

36 >>>Juggling as seen from above. It's weird.

Those balls *almost* float. Like they are filled with an air/helium mixture or something.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 24, 2024 07:43 PM (klJTj)

37 Y'all will enjoy this:

https://youtube.com/shorts/kKJ1A4FPNqI?si=CubT08IyGG-S0pWo

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at June 24, 2024 07:43 PM (CQ8KO)

38 33 Monkeys, “You put your left foot in you put your right foot in, you put your left foot in …..” It’s a work in progress.
Posted by: javems at June 24, 2024 07:42 PM (mvvEm)

What if the Hokey Pokey IS whats it all about?

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 24, 2024 07:44 PM (ENQN6)

39 Why do the comments (and the content) disappear sometimes when I refresh the thread on my phone?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 24, 2024 07:44 PM (v6JzV)

40 I can't take no moa photos from Easter Island.

Posted by: Thor Heyerdahl at June 24, 2024 07:44 PM (V5BDR)

41 In Japan, even the deer are weird.

Conclusion : Not nuked enough.

Posted by: BillyD at June 24, 2024 07:45 PM (F6Xpw)

42 And that statue in the top pic....was me

Posted by: Vladimir Brennan at June 24, 2024 07:46 PM (4fkHT)

43 5 Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE Jun 22
39,000 year old Mammoth Carcass. Scientists say its so well preserved that its brain is still intact

https://tinyurl.com/37fjnftr

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 24, 2024 07:33 PM (ZdexC)

. . . so, in better shape than Biden.

Posted by: BillyD at June 24, 2024 07:46 PM (F6Xpw)

44 Is that Squidward's house?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 24, 2024 07:46 PM (63Dwl)

45 Insty posted something recently about how Easter Island no way had as many people pre-Western discovery as previously thought, and that means it no way had enough people to cause environmental catastrophe.

So the myth that they over-ravaged the land and committed enviro-suicide is BS.

They did this using AI (of course) to identify which part of rocky terrain had been rock gardens. Apparently they grew food among the rocks for some reason and previous studies assumed all rocky terrain had been gardens but only a tiny fraction was. So population was much smaller.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at June 24, 2024 07:46 PM (nl565)

46 19 , Emmie, just you.

Posted by: From about That Time at June 24, 2024 07:46 PM (4780s)

47 https://tinyurl.com/37fjnftr
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 24, 2024 07:33 PM (ZdexC)

Link says it goes to "twiter.com"?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 24, 2024 07:47 PM (jYYer)

48 Why do the comments (and the content) disappear sometimes when I refresh the thread on my phone?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

It's a ploy to get you to upgrade to the cardboard membership.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at June 24, 2024 07:47 PM (/HxLC)

49 I can't take no moa photos from Easter Island.
Posted by: Thor Heyerdahl

FEED ME

Posted by: Loas by Miklos at June 24, 2024 07:47 PM (4fkHT)

50 >>there's a hockey game, top of the hour

THE hockey game.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 24, 2024 07:47 PM (LkLld)

51 Salon fined $35,000 for not waxing some Tranny balls.

bake the cake
wax the balls
suck the girl dick
gas up the Tesla

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 24, 2024 07:47 PM (ENQN6)

52 Link says it goes to "twiter.com"?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

More efficient

Posted by: Miklos Musk at June 24, 2024 07:48 PM (4fkHT)

53 Do you ever wonder if you're making a difference?
Posted by: AlaBAMA

One stab at a time, sweet Jayzuz

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 24, 2024 07:48 PM (Ka3bZ)

54 >>39,000 year old Mammoth Carcass. Scientists say its so well preserved that its brain is still intact

Unlike our "president".

Posted by: Aviator at June 24, 2024 07:48 PM (HQ9Sl)

55 Boobies.
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Really nice pair, Ace, but save it for the Art Thread.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 24, 2024 07:49 PM (ZdexC)

56 THE hockey game.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 24, 2024 07:47 PM (LkLld)

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Will Florida get their shit together or complete a legendary choke?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 24, 2024 07:49 PM (u73oe)

57 John Force blows one up and sits up for the ambulance ride.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AgXgOSjdwHE

Posted by: DaveA at June 24, 2024 07:50 PM (FhXTo)

58 Do you ever wonder if you're making a difference?
Posted by: AlaBAMA

One stab at a time, sweet Jayzuz
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion

*offers very sharp piece of obsidian*

Posted by: Miklos is Old Skool at June 24, 2024 07:50 PM (4fkHT)

59 Salon fined $35,000 for not waxing some Tranny balls.

bake the cake
wax the balls
suck the girl dick
gas up the Tesla
Posted by: rhennigantx

"Gas" up the tesla with the girl dick,... shockingly, problem solved.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at June 24, 2024 07:50 PM (/HxLC)

60 I think one Russian explorer in Siberia found a frozen mammoth cacrcass that was still so fresh he fed it to his sled dogs.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 24, 2024 07:50 PM (v6JzV)

61 I'm assuming the boobies link is to birds

Posted by: Northernlurker at June 24, 2024 07:51 PM (JLq/1)

62 39,000 year old Mammoth Carcass. Scientists say its so well preserved that its brain is still intact

Unlike our "president".
Posted by: Aviator

More mobile as well

Posted by: Miklos observes at June 24, 2024 07:51 PM (4fkHT)

63 'Now that I know it was just some chimps in some kind of polymorphously perverse sex-limbo'

New image for the Morning Rant?

Posted by: Dr.Claw at June 24, 2024 07:52 PM (roH4R)

64 39K year old mammoth carcass. I've always thought it would be neat if some explorer found a little happy valley where the woolly mammoths still roam, not being that extinct very long. But then, there's always Walmart.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at June 24, 2024 07:52 PM (V5eKu)

65 61 The coo-coo pigeon sisters?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 24, 2024 07:52 PM (v6JzV)

66 36 >>>Juggling as seen from above. It's weird.

Those balls *almost* float. Like they are filled with an air/helium mixture or something.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 24, 2024 07:43 PM (klJTj)

I think it's perspective. I think the camera position is way high, with a long lens, so it's not obvious that the balls are getting closer, because they don't appear much larger at the top of their travel than at the bottom.

Posted by: BillyD at June 24, 2024 07:52 PM (F6Xpw)

67 >>Will Florida get their shit together or complete a legendary choke?

I don't really have a dog in this fight but I'd like to see the Oilers pull off the comeback.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 24, 2024 07:53 PM (LkLld)

68 I'm assuming the boobies link is to birds
Posted by: Northernlurker

Only one way to find out...

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at June 24, 2024 07:53 PM (/HxLC)

69 Really nice pair, Ace
Posted by: andycanuck

I read that in a Garrett voice.

Posted by: Miklos just hopes the kids are happy at June 24, 2024 07:53 PM (4fkHT)

70 Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 24, 2024 07:33 PM

Link says it goes to "twiter.com"?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon a
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Crap. I got the original link from a Nitter version of the tweet and mistyped it as twiter.com in the Nitter URL to change it to a Twitter link. Doh!

Proper link:
https://tinyurl.com/5h6kv9w5

Thanks for the observation.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 24, 2024 07:54 PM (ZdexC)

71 Panthers are done like the Yankees were done.

Posted by: Jamaica at June 24, 2024 07:54 PM (eF17/)

72 Mammoths and mastodons survived on various Arctic islands until the first civilizations appeared in the Near East.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 24, 2024 07:54 PM (v6JzV)

73 67 >>Will Florida get their shit together or complete a legendary choke?

I don't really have a dog in this fight but I'd like to see the Oilers pull off the comeback.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 24, 2024 07:53 PM (LkLld)

Has any professional sports team come back from a 3-0 deficit to win it all?

Posted by: Darrell Harris at June 24, 2024 07:55 PM (3Hm/H)

74 If remember right, pigmy mammoths survived on a Canada island up to 10,000 years ago.
I brought up often it would be awesome to bring them back. Someone said some Russians ate working on it

Posted by: Skip at June 24, 2024 07:55 PM (fwDg9)

75 51 Salon fined $35,000 for not waxing some Tranny balls.

bake the cake
wax the balls
suck the girl dick
gas up the Tesla

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 24, 2024 07:47 PM (ENQN6)

They should have gone ahead and waxed the balls, after making the ball's owner sign a waiver that the salon is not responsible for injuries caused by accidentally overheating the wax.

Posted by: BillyD at June 24, 2024 07:55 PM (F6Xpw)

76 Speaking of boobies, I wonder if the flashing Oilers chick will be in evidence tonight.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 24, 2024 07:56 PM (v6JzV)

77 Thanks for the observation.
Posted by: andycanuck

*single tear drops from Eagle Eye AOP Cody*

Posted by: Miklos is part Native American at June 24, 2024 07:56 PM (4fkHT)

78 When I was a kid, Glavine had games where the strike zone was expanded and games where it wasn't.
Replay is killing sports.

Posted by: Jamaica at June 24, 2024 07:56 PM (HHd7w)

79 Proper link:
https://tinyurl.com/5h6kv9w5

Thanks for the observation.
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 24, 2024 07:54 PM (ZdexC)

Awww! It was just a baby! Looks pretty dessicated.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 24, 2024 07:57 PM (jYYer)

80 K out to turn this off if I want to get up to see the Space Station.
Going to be a nice night finally, hope yours is the same

Posted by: Skip at June 24, 2024 07:58 PM (fwDg9)

81 I’d rather they bring back giant ground sloths than mammoths.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 24, 2024 07:58 PM (v6JzV)

82 Awww! It was just a baby! Looks pretty dessicated.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 24, 2024 07:57 PM (jYYer)

I'm pretty dessicated

Posted by: Nancy Peelosi at June 24, 2024 07:58 PM (NtVYv)

83 Has any professional sports team come back from a 3-0 deficit to win it all?
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The 1942 Toronto Maple Leafs versus the Red Wings; two other series too but the comeback team ended up losing Game 7.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 24, 2024 07:58 PM (ZdexC)

84
Thaaaa Yankees choke!

Posted by: Jamaica at June 24, 2024 07:59 PM (HHd7w)

85 Have I mentioned that the Drinking Lamp is LIT?

Because it is

Well, now it is

Posted by: Miklos, Houring Happily at June 24, 2024 07:59 PM (4fkHT)

86 I think it's perspective. I think the camera position is way high, with a long lens, so it's not obvious that the balls are getting closer, because they don't appear much larger at the top of their travel than at the bottom.

Posted by: BillyD at June 24, 2024 07:52 PM (F6Xpw)
++++

Except when she threw them up over her shoulder, you do see the upward motion. But no upward motion when she isn't throwing over her shoulder.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 24, 2024 07:59 PM (klJTj)

87 I'd rather they bring back Tim Conway.

Posted by: Jamaica at June 24, 2024 07:59 PM (HHd7w)

88 >>Has any professional sports team come back from a 3-0 deficit to win it all?

The last NHL team to do it in the finals was the Maple Leafs in 1942.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 24, 2024 07:59 PM (LkLld)

89 81 I’d rather they bring back giant ground sloths than mammoths.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

Mammoth burgers >>> sloth steaks

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 24, 2024 07:59 PM (Ka3bZ)

90 I brought up often it would be awesome to bring them back. Someone said some Russians ate working on it
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Mmm. Pigmy mammoth.

Posted by: Ivan Simpsonavitch at June 24, 2024 08:01 PM (ZdexC)

91 85 Have I mentioned that the Drinking Lamp is LIT?

Because it is

Well, now it is
Posted by: Miklos, Houring Happily at June 24, 2024 07:59 PM (4fkHT)

Well Damn... time to splice the mainbrace!

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 24, 2024 08:01 PM (xaFKb)

92 No to the sloth steaks. Those things are nasty.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at June 24, 2024 08:02 PM (qZEuM)

93 Speaking of boobies, I wonder if the flashing Oilers chick will be in evidence tonight.
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I bookmarked the tweet but when I checked it out yesterday, it had been deleted.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 24, 2024 08:02 PM (ZdexC)

94 Now that I know it was just some chimps in some kind of polymorphously perverse sex-limbo, I wish I could go back to believing it was a giant spider.

Big Penguin is everywhere, and they ruin everything.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 24, 2024 08:04 PM (rc+e1)

95 >Except when she threw them up over her shoulder, you do see the upward motion.

go on

Posted by: Don Black at June 24, 2024 08:04 PM (/7KEl)

96 Oilers chick should get season tickets for life.

Damn fine rack.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at June 24, 2024 08:04 PM (qZEuM)

97 Crumbl cookies catch reaccoons.

Posted by: Eromero at June 24, 2024 08:05 PM (LHPAg)

98 57 John Force blows one up and sits up for the ambulance ride.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AgXgOSjdwHE
Posted by: DaveA

John Force is the greatest funny car driver in history. Also, one tough SOB.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at June 24, 2024 08:06 PM (sAmhv)

99 Crumbl cookies catch reaccoons.
Posted by: Eromero

Pricey bait.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at June 24, 2024 08:06 PM (qZEuM)

100 Threw them over her shoulder like a Continental soldier; her waxed balls hanged low.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 24, 2024 08:07 PM (ZdexC)

101 Make Ice-Age Megafauna Great Again

Posted by: Don Black at June 24, 2024 08:07 PM (/7KEl)

102 Remember to treasure every moment of the 6 remaining days of Pride Month.

Posted by: Eeyore at June 24, 2024 08:07 PM (1bNHn)

103 Good evening, horde.

I've seen that longest green light ever. Never gets old.

Did anyone make contact with JT today? If in prior threads, forgive me.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 24, 2024 08:08 PM (OX9vb)

104 93 Speaking of boobies, I wonder if the flashing Oilers chick will be in evidence tonight.
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I bookmarked the tweet but when I checked it out yesterday, it had been deleted.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 24, 2024 08:02 PM (ZdexC)

They were real ... and spectacular ...

Should still be available at Barstool.

#premiumrack

Posted by: browndog dumbfounded at June 24, 2024 08:08 PM (TTAGa)

105 Rewatching the series House.

It's never Lupus!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 24, 2024 08:09 PM (Ud7de)

106 Evening.

I posted this before but the next time Ace posts about Woke Disney and LucasFilm it will fit perfectly.

https://youtu.be/vFEFjy44f4A

Posted by: Robert at June 24, 2024 08:09 PM (v3f6/)

107 Oilers chick is tatted up like Polynesian sailor convict biker .

Posted by: polynikes at June 24, 2024 08:11 PM (SHMXB)

108 It is, for those of you scoring at home, Caribbean American Heritage Month in NYC.

Posted by: Jamaica at June 24, 2024 08:11 PM (dKbuD)

109 Oilers chick says she has had some augmentation

Posted by: Don Black at June 24, 2024 08:12 PM (/7KEl)

110 I'm assuming the boobies link is to birds
Posted by: Northernlurker
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Now what, I say what's the big idea bashin' me on the noggin' with a rollin' pin?

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at June 24, 2024 08:13 PM (41CYW)

111 Well that was fast. Assange is already on a flight back to Australia.

Looks like Biden's debate surprise to energize young voters.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 24, 2024 08:13 PM (LkLld)

112 108 It is, for those of you scoring at home, Caribbean American Heritage Month in NYC.
Posted by: Jamaica at June 24, 2024 08:11 PM (dKbuD)

Is there a street fair, with food? Because that would be good.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 24, 2024 08:13 PM (OX9vb)

113 One stab at a time, sweet Jayzuz
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 24, 2024 07:48 PM

I wanna be one stab over the line, sweet Jayzuz
(One stab over the line) One stab over the line
(Sittin' outside a limestone cave) Sittin' in a limestone cave
(One stab over the line) One stab over the line.

Posted by: Prehistoric Brewer & Shipley at June 24, 2024 08:13 PM (rc+e1)

114 In addition to the Stanley Cup ending tonight, the Calder Cup could be awarded a little earlier this evening.

Doof's Hershey Bears can oust Coachella in 6 games if they win tonight.

As they started at 7:00pm, they could upstage the senior circuit if Hershey wins.

Posted by: browndog dumbfounded at June 24, 2024 08:14 PM (TTAGa)

115 99 Crumbl cookies catch reaccoons.
Posted by: Eromero

Pricey bait.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at June 24, 2024 08:06 PM (qZEuM)
It was stale 10 days ago.

Posted by: Eromero at June 24, 2024 08:14 PM (LHPAg)

116 How come noone have posted any WNBA standings lately?

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at June 24, 2024 08:15 PM (rc+e1)

117 Yes, on Labor Day Sunday, there is J'Ouvert and It's a hoot.

Posted by: Jamaica at June 24, 2024 08:16 PM (dKbuD)

118 They're gonna draw this puck drop out aren't they ...

Just drop the dam puck!

Posted by: browndog dumbfounded at June 24, 2024 08:16 PM (TTAGa)

119 less than 5 min to PD

Posted by: Don Black at June 24, 2024 08:17 PM (/7KEl)

120 Never had Crumbl Cookies. Looked at their website--those look overwrought. I like my cookies simple.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 24, 2024 08:18 PM (OX9vb)

121 Crumbl cookies catch reaccoons.
Posted by: Eromero

Pricey bait.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

Fried chicken bones work well.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 24, 2024 08:19 PM (cOq4q)

122
Rough day. Drove Ruthie up to the handler's place near Denton. Left at 7:30 AM. Got home at 7:00 PM. No matter which way you go through DFW, you're making a mistake.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 24, 2024 08:20 PM (MoZTd)

123 time to mute the anthems

Posted by: Don Black at June 24, 2024 08:20 PM (/7KEl)

124 Has anybody bothered to plant tress on Easter Island or are they all deemed exotic and invasive?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 24, 2024 08:20 PM (cOq4q)

125 Fried chicken bones work well.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 24, 2024 08:19 PM (cOq4q)

Ravens absolutely love fried chicken bones.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 24, 2024 08:21 PM (jYYer)

126 Get with the program, Allanis.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 24, 2024 08:21 PM (u73oe)

127 I'll give the canuckleheads one thing, they do have a great national anthem.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 24, 2024 08:21 PM (LkLld)

128 time to mute the anthems
Posted by: Don Black
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Just did. I don't like Alanis MorePissedOff

Posted by: scampydog at June 24, 2024 08:21 PM (41CYW)

129 121 Crumbl cookies catch reaccoons.
Posted by: Eromero

Pricey bait.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

Fried chicken bones work well.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 24, 2024 08:19 PM (cOq4q
I have some porkrib bones in reserve, whole family of raccoons under my deck.

Posted by: Eromero at June 24, 2024 08:22 PM (LHPAg)

130 Reminder. It IS still June.

Posted by: There Is Nothing More Important Than Being Gay at June 24, 2024 08:22 PM (8sMut)

131 who bish this is

Posted by: Don Black at June 24, 2024 08:22 PM (/7KEl)

132 The 97-year-old veteran introduced at the start of the game looks better than Joe

Posted by: Northernlurker at June 24, 2024 08:23 PM (JLq/1)

133 It is, for those of you scoring at home, Caribbean American Heritage Month in NYC.
Posted by: Jamaica at June 24, 2024 08:11 PM (dKbuD)

Is there a street fair, with food? Because that would be good.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs!

Chicken, black beans, rice... maybe a tamarind.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 24, 2024 08:23 PM (cOq4q)

134 is that who that is?

all anus morrisette

Posted by: Don Black at June 24, 2024 08:23 PM (/7KEl)

135 Just did. I don't like Alanis MorePissedOff
Posted by: scampydog at June 24, 2024 08:21 PM (41CYW)

She was and is wretched.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 24, 2024 08:23 PM (8sMut)

136 127 I'll give the canuckleheads one thing, they do have a great national anthem.
Posted by: JackStraw

They really do.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 24, 2024 08:24 PM (9kQYH)

137 You guys are tough. I thought she did a nice job.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 24, 2024 08:24 PM (LkLld)

138 Chicken, black beans, rice... maybe a tamarind.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 24, 2024 08:23 PM (cOq4q)

Chicken, black beans and rice? Sold!

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 24, 2024 08:24 PM (8sMut)

139 >>>Has any professional sports team come back from a 3-0 deficit to win it all?
~~~~~

I don't know who the team was, but they were down 0-3 in the World Series and came back to beat the Yankees.

Posted by: IrishEi at June 24, 2024 08:24 PM (3ImbR)

140 This guy amuses me. Just a Japanese guy teaching Japanese words.

https://youtube.com/shorts/Up4yVtU-zv8

Posted by: Robert at June 24, 2024 08:24 PM (4L0Ta)

141
If the game goes to OT, it will be the first time since 1954.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 24, 2024 08:24 PM (MoZTd)

142 124 Has anybody bothered to plant tress on Easter Island or are they all deemed exotic and invasive?
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 24, 2024 08:20 PM (cOq4q)
Mrs E. has been to Easter Island and she says there a few trees there, but does not recall and reforestation effort. I guess the islanders won’t wired that way.

Posted by: Eromero at June 24, 2024 08:25 PM (LHPAg)

143 No matter which way you go through DFW, you're making a mistake.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 24, 2024 08:20 PM (MoZTd)

Their highway system resembles a plate of spaghetti.

Posted by: Emmie at June 24, 2024 08:25 PM (Sf2cq)

144 So Julian Assange has finally been released and I have a VERY bad feeling about this.

He made a deal with the Biden DOJ and that cannot be good.

Buckle up, friends.

Posted by: DaisyB at June 24, 2024 08:25 PM (AbL8c)

145 Easter island heads are kinda wacky, because it is way out in da middle of nowhere. Back when it was iron men and wooden boats anyhow. All those statues lined up looking out over the surf.

Posted by: Common Tater at June 24, 2024 08:25 PM (UvJyL)

146 Game seven, baby.

Go Oilers!

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 24, 2024 08:26 PM (ufFY8)

147 Red Sox came back against the Yankees the AL pennant, not the World Series.
Thaaaaa Yankees choke!

Posted by: Jamaica at June 24, 2024 08:26 PM (MK13O)

148 She was and is wretched.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 24, 2024 08:23 PM (8sMut)

At least you didn't have to listen to her caterwauling on the radio all the time because she is "Canadian content".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 24, 2024 08:28 PM (jYYer)

149 If I’m on a plane and I see Julian Assange get on board, I’m taking another flight.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 24, 2024 08:28 PM (u73oe)

150 We should be singing the third verse of the Star Spangled Banner:

And where is that band who so vauntingly swore
That the havoc of war and the battle’s confusion,
A home and a country, shall leave us no more?
Their blood has washed out their foul footsteps’ pollution.
No refuge could save the hireling and slave,
From the terror of flight, or the gloom of the grave,
And the star-spangled banner in triumph doth wave,
O’er the land of the free, and the home of the brave.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 24, 2024 08:29 PM (ufFY8)

151 >You guys are tough. I thought she did a nice job.

Posted by: JackStraw
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she doesn't seem the kind to sing national anthems

Posted by: Don Black at June 24, 2024 08:29 PM (/7KEl)

152 I see Assange reached a deal with the criminals who run our government.

I would hope it results in a "time served" sentence, but given who he's up against, I would suggest he consider the possibility they're going to pull a fast one.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 24, 2024 08:29 PM (wEP8u)

153 First Blood

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 24, 2024 08:30 PM (ZdexC)

154 Shit!

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 24, 2024 08:30 PM (uL/yk)

155 No matter which way you go through DFW, you're making a mistake.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Their highway system resembles a plate of spaghetti.
Posted by: Emmie

Word.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 24, 2024 08:30 PM (WXNFJ)

156 Uh, oh.

0-1

Florida

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 24, 2024 08:30 PM (ufFY8)

157 Nice goal

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 24, 2024 08:30 PM (u73oe)

158 If I’m on a plane and I see Julian Assange get on board, I’m taking another flight.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 24, 2024 08:28 PM (u73oe)

Hell, if he orders coffee in front of me, I'm going to become a tea drinker.

And I hate tea.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 24, 2024 08:30 PM (wEP8u)

159 That is not the start you want on the road

🤦‍♂️

Posted by: browndog got reset at June 24, 2024 08:30 PM (TTAGa)

160 Language, people!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 24, 2024 08:30 PM (Ud7de)

161 Panthers are on. The. Board!

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 24, 2024 08:31 PM (YRsIm)

162 Go Southerners!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 24, 2024 08:31 PM (Ud7de)

163 >>>Has any professional sports team come back from a 3-0 deficit to win it all?
~~~~~

Yes, but it is rare.
Had a graphic about this last game.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 24, 2024 08:31 PM (ufFY8)

164 "Easter island heads are kinda wacky, because it is way out in da middle of nowhere. Back when it was iron men and wooden boats anyhow. All those statues lined up looking out over the surf.
Posted by: Common Tater"

It was a closed system that I think demonstrates groupthink. Would all humans behave the same in the same situation?

Posted by: fd at June 24, 2024 08:32 PM (vFG9F)

165 Red Sox came back against the Yankees the AL pennant, not the World Series.
Thaaaaa Yankees choke!
Posted by: Jamaica at June 24, 2024 08:26 PM (MK13O)
~~~~~

Grrrrrrr. Red Sox.

Pennant/Series, I was close. Hey, I was probably like 10 years old!

Posted by: IrishEi at June 24, 2024 08:32 PM (3ImbR)

166 Every thread becomes a hockey thread

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 24, 2024 08:33 PM (RIvkX)

167 1-1

Posted by: browndog got reset at June 24, 2024 08:33 PM (TTAGa)

168 Tie!

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 24, 2024 08:33 PM (Pr3nO)

169 Ha, my Albert's buddy is being a Debbie Downer about the Oilers. He told me that my heart will be broken in the third period of game seven.

He said this after game four.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 24, 2024 08:33 PM (ufFY8)

170 TIED!
1-1

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 24, 2024 08:33 PM (ZdexC)

171 1-1

Tied, duh

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 24, 2024 08:33 PM (ufFY8)

172 That didn’t take long.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 24, 2024 08:33 PM (u73oe)

173 That’s how you respond:

QUICKLY

🚨

Posted by: browndog got reset at June 24, 2024 08:33 PM (TTAGa)

174 New game!

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 24, 2024 08:33 PM (YRsIm)

175 The J'Ouvert parade would kick off about 2am in Brooklyn with rampant raunchy dancing and reckless gunplay.

Posted by: Jamaica at June 24, 2024 08:34 PM (1pQBc)

176 it amazes me how they can deflect the puck into the goal like that

that's some ridiculous hand/eye coordination

Posted by: Don Black at June 24, 2024 08:34 PM (/7KEl)

177 Sweet.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 24, 2024 08:34 PM (LkLld)

178 162 Go Southerners!
------
Are both teams' Russians from Georgia??

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 24, 2024 08:34 PM (ZdexC)

179 Last hockey thread for about 100 days...

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 24, 2024 08:34 PM (ufFY8)

180 Florida gives up a lot of breakaways.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 24, 2024 08:34 PM (u73oe)

181 Are you watching the CBC feed, nurse ratched??

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 24, 2024 08:34 PM (ZdexC)

182 whoa Nellie

Posted by: Don Black at June 24, 2024 08:35 PM (/7KEl)

183 >>Grrrrrrr. Red Sox.

>>Pennant/Series, I was close. Hey, I was probably like 10 years old!

Ok Pinocchio.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 24, 2024 08:35 PM (LkLld)

184 Ace's attempt to direct the thread towards bobbies appears to have been in vain.

Posted by: fd at June 24, 2024 08:35 PM (vFG9F)

185 It was in 2004.

Posted by: Jamaica at June 24, 2024 08:35 PM (1pQBc)

186 Last hockey thread for about 100 days...

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt

Be still my heart.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 24, 2024 08:35 PM (UC3nL)

187 145 Easter island heads are kinda wacky, because it is way out in da middle of nowhere. Back when it was iron men and wooden boats anyhow. All those statues lined up looking out over the surf.
Posted by: Common Tater at June 24, 2024 08:25 PM (UvJyL
You don’t see that particular religion anymore, unless it’s resurfaced in Davos.

Posted by: Eromero at June 24, 2024 08:35 PM (LHPAg)

188 KTE thinks crumbl cookie stores are scary.
"You walk in and all the employees stare at you - it feels like a cult!"

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 24, 2024 08:36 PM (Ka3bZ)

189 181 Are you watching the CBC feed, nurse ratched??
Posted by: andycanuck

I wish. I got ABC.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 24, 2024 08:36 PM (O9Lr2)

190 Ace's attempt to direct the thread towards bobbies appears to have been in vain.
------
What's all this then?!

Posted by: Police Constable Plod at June 24, 2024 08:37 PM (ZdexC)

191 We can finally discuss Apocalypse Now and its impact on Asian American cuisine

Posted by: Jamaica at June 24, 2024 08:38 PM (1pQBc)

192 152
'I would suggest he consider the possibility they're going to pull a fast one.'

If I were him, I would always be expecting to have the rug pulled out from under me.

Posted by: Dr.Claw at June 24, 2024 08:38 PM (roH4R)

193 It was in 2004.
Posted by: Jamaica at June 24, 2024 08:35 PM (1pQBc)
~~~~~

Okay, so I was 9.

Sheesh, rough crowd.

Posted by: IrishEi at June 24, 2024 08:38 PM (3ImbR)

194 So Biden freed Assange .. Before Trump could....

Posted by: It's me donna at June 24, 2024 08:38 PM (Akjoo)

195 I'm not a huge fan of cookies in general, but if someone at work brings in a box from Crumbl you bet your ass I'm going to take something.

Posted by: PabloD at June 24, 2024 08:38 PM (tNOk3)

196 I wish. I got ABC.
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Just curious as others [maybe watching ESPN directly?] seem a bit behind the CBC feed.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 24, 2024 08:38 PM (ZdexC)

197 Good glove save to shut down the shooting gallery.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 24, 2024 08:39 PM (ZdexC)

198 Oilers are feeling it at the moment.

Too bad about the TV timeout …

Posted by: browndog got reset at June 24, 2024 08:39 PM (TTAGa)

199 I miss Don Cherry.

I LOVED listening to him. Learned a lot.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 24, 2024 08:39 PM (kUm8P)

200 scintillating

Posted by: Don Black at June 24, 2024 08:39 PM (/7KEl)

201 g'night everyone

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at June 24, 2024 08:40 PM (tQtDb)

202 We can finally discuss Apocalypse Now and its impact on Asian American cuisine
-------
I'll never eat mangos ever again!

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 24, 2024 08:40 PM (ZdexC)

203 191 We can finally discuss Apocalypse Now and its impact on Asian American cuisine
Posted by: Jamaica

I did see some chicken marinated in Mango sauce at the grocery store the other day.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at June 24, 2024 08:41 PM (sAmhv)

204 Looks like ESPN feed on my local network station.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 24, 2024 08:41 PM (ufFY8)

205 Hey, sock - did you do any Field Day stuff? I was too busy with chores.

Posted by: PabloD at June 24, 2024 08:41 PM (tNOk3)

206 Who is going to be blamed when the Easter Island stone falls over in the next storm?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 24, 2024 08:41 PM (UC3nL)

207 Horde Fruit Mind!

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 24, 2024 08:41 PM (ZdexC)

208 I just don't like spinner Emily Kaplan.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 24, 2024 08:42 PM (ufFY8)

209 Who is going to be blamed when the Easter Island stone falls over in the next storm?
--------
Global Warming!

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 24, 2024 08:42 PM (ZdexC)

210 Crumbl cookies catch reaccoons.
Posted by: Eromero

I just tried to say that three times real fast.

Posted by: Miklos, with Hungarian Handicap at June 24, 2024 08:42 PM (4fkHT)

211 185 'It was in 2004.'

The same year Boston won the World Series. Did they credit New York with an assist?

Posted by: Dr.Claw at June 24, 2024 08:43 PM (roH4R)

212 I'm not a huge fan of cookies in general, but if someone at work brings in a box from Crumbl you bet your ass I'm going to take something.
Posted by: PabloD at June 24, 2024 08:38 PM (tNOk3)
~~~~~

Pretty pricey at $5 a piece. For a little more I'd much rather have a Bundtlet from Nothing Bundt Cakes. Those things are awesome.

Posted by: IrishEi at June 24, 2024 08:43 PM (3ImbR)

213
That's a $5 cookie?
Man, that must be a good f***ing cookie.

Posted by: Don Black at June 24, 2024 08:44 PM (/7KEl)

214 So close.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 24, 2024 08:45 PM (LkLld)

215 Okay, so I was 9.

Sheesh, rough crowd.
Posted by: IrishEi

*nervously loosens tie*

I kid

A KID'S TIE

Posted by: Miklos Rodney-Dangerfield at June 24, 2024 08:45 PM (4fkHT)

216 195 I'm not a huge fan of cookies in general, but if someone at work brings in a box from Crumbl you bet your ass I'm going to take something.
Posted by: PabloD

Crumbl are very good but kind of expensive. Special occasion only type cookies.

Posted by: Tuna at June 24, 2024 08:45 PM (oaGWv)

217 I wish. I got ABC.
Posted by: nurse ratched

G'Day, mate!

Posted by: Australian Broadcasting Corporation at June 24, 2024 08:46 PM (4fkHT)

218 I don't know how I ended up watching Canadian TV broadcast

in Colorado

Posted by: Don Black at June 24, 2024 08:48 PM (/7KEl)

219 I wish. I got ABC.
Posted by: nurse ratched

G'Day, mate!
Posted by: Australian Broadcasting Corporation at June 24, 2024 08:46 PM (4fkHT)

After the game, stay tuned for a very special episode of Blue Heelers. Then, Australia's Got Talent!

Posted by: ABC promo at June 24, 2024 08:48 PM (ufFY8)

220 Mango habanero is pretty common.
So is weed.

Posted by: Jamaica at June 24, 2024 08:48 PM (FjEs9)

221 Ugh, a ghey Deadliest Sin Month promo.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 24, 2024 08:49 PM (ufFY8)

222 Soft ice again?

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 24, 2024 08:50 PM (ZdexC)

223 I just don't like spinner Emily Kaplan.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt

Without her, I would have never gotten into Kollidge or Law Skool.

Posted by: Miklos still has the Notes and Prep Guides at June 24, 2024 08:50 PM (4fkHT)

224 Hadrian, when I drive up from around Waco, I go up
I-35 and take 30 W to Loop 12, then pick up 35N again to Lewisville. It's long, but it avoids downtown.
But, yeah, there's really no good way.

Posted by: sal: tolle adversarium et afflige inimicum at June 24, 2024 08:50 PM (y7DxH)

225 Boobies almost always nest in pairs, in a hammock-like sort of affair. They mate for life, but if one loses its mate, the other will replace it with a coconut of appropriate size and shape, to travel with it in it's migrations to Africa.

While not generally eaten by humans, they are hunted voraciously by young and old alike.

Posted by: Boobie Facts at June 24, 2024 08:50 PM (vFG9F)

226 195 I'm not a huge fan of cookies in general, but if someone at work brings in a box from Crumbl you bet your ass I'm going to take something.
Posted by: PabloD at June 24, 2024 08:38 PM (tNOk3
The store near my office will bring 3 or 4 boxes to my place of business about every other week, usually Saturdays. They just drop them off with a note ‘We baked too many today. Enjoy!’ That’s 48 cookies, sometimes.

Posted by: Eromero at June 24, 2024 08:51 PM (LHPAg)

227 End of the 2nd:
Hershey 3 - Coachella Valley 3

Posted by: browndog got reset at June 24, 2024 08:51 PM (TTAGa)

228 Can you imagine soccer players taking hits like this?

I hate soccer. It's such a pussy game. The fans draw more blood than the lame ass flopping players do.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 24, 2024 08:51 PM (T1oyy)

229 217 I wish. I got ABC.
Posted by: nurse ratched

G'Day, mate!
Posted by: Australian Broadcasting Corporation at June 24, 2024 08:46 PM (4fkHT)

You mean G'Day, comrade!

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 24, 2024 08:52 PM (8sMut)

230 Are both teams' Russians from Georgia??
Posted by: andycanuck
------

The Flames?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 24, 2024 08:52 PM (XeU6L)

231 I hate soccer. It's such a pussy game. The fans draw more blood than the lame ass flopping players do.
Posted by: nurse ratched

We come out to play

Posted by: Miklos and FC Hooligans at June 24, 2024 08:53 PM (4fkHT)

232 And why is hockey played in the summertime? Shouldn't the Stanley cup be played in the winter?

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 24, 2024 08:53 PM (asZ+E)

233 The store near my office will bring 3 or 4 boxes to my place of business about every other week, usually Saturdays. They just drop them off with a note ‘We baked too many today. Enjoy!’ That’s 48 cookies, sometimes.
Posted by: Eromero
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Lucky you!!

Posted by: lin-duh at June 24, 2024 08:54 PM (PZo5T)

234
But, yeah, there's really no good way.
Posted by: sal: tolle adversarium et afflige inimicum at June 24, 2024 08:50 PM (y7DxH)

________

Took 45 up from Houston, then 20 West to 820. Took that around Fort Worth to 35W North and up to my destination, Argyle.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 24, 2024 08:54 PM (MoZTd)

235 The Flames?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.

Butane James and The Famous Flames

Posted by: James Brown's original band at June 24, 2024 08:54 PM (4fkHT)

236 The store near my office will bring 3 or 4 boxes to my place of business about every other week, usually Saturdays. They just drop them off with a note ‘We baked too many today. Enjoy!’ That’s 48 cookies, sometimes.
Posted by: Eromero
-----

Horder (sic) and possibly Wrecker.

Posted by: Miklos bets he reks dem cook-ayes at June 24, 2024 08:56 PM (4fkHT)

237 And why is hockey played in the summertime? Shouldn't the Stanley cup be played in the winter?
------
Want as many games as possible for gate revenues etc. and cable deals instead of a more reasonable, seasonable year.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 24, 2024 08:57 PM (ZdexC)

238 One of the saddest things is finding a boobie nest with 2 coconuts in it.

Posted by: Boobie Facts at June 24, 2024 08:57 PM (vFG9F)

239 1st end with both teams having had great opportunities

Posted by: browndog got reset at June 24, 2024 08:57 PM (TTAGa)

240 >Shouldn't the Stanley cup be played in the winter?

Posted by: nurse ratched
--

in winter, is only halfway thru season

Posted by: Don Black at June 24, 2024 08:57 PM (/7KEl)

241 *Looks at balding pate in the mirror*

*Sigh*

Posted by: Robert at June 24, 2024 08:58 PM (jWddF)

242 The store near my office will bring 3 or 4 boxes to my place of business about every other week, usually Saturdays. They just drop them off with a note ‘We baked too many today. Enjoy!’ That’s 48 cookies, sometimes.
Posted by: Eromero
~~~~~

My kids used to go to the donut shop five minutes before closing, order one donut, and inevitably walk out with a dozen.

Posted by: IrishEi at June 24, 2024 08:58 PM (3ImbR)

243 The Flames?
-------
Head Coach William Tecumseh Sherman?

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 24, 2024 08:59 PM (ZdexC)

244 Two coconuts; never worn. For sale.

Posted by: zombie ernest hemingway at June 24, 2024 09:00 PM (ZdexC)

245 Mr. S, in addition to his work on the 1890 "lost census", is also researching county records to see if he can confirm that the small quarry on a friend's place was the source of the stone used to build the "new" courthouse in the 1880s.

It seems most of the council fought fiercely against building a new one but were overruled. Not sure how that happened. I imagine there may have been some graft involved...

Posted by: sal: tolle adversarium et afflige inimicum at June 24, 2024 09:01 PM (y7DxH)

246 I remember my parents would bring home these plates of Christmas cookies, I think they would get 20 or 30 gals to make a batch of cookies, all different kinds, and then mix and match them and bring home this cornucopia of different style cookies. Some looked like the concrete swag that falls off when you're laying bricks, and then dusted with powdered sugar. Tasted pretty close to that, too.

Posted by: Common Tater at June 24, 2024 09:01 PM (UvJyL)

247 My breakfast for 3 years was a donut and a half pint carton of chocolate milk . The Donut King was on my way walking to Jr High School.

I do t really like donuts that much anymore.

Posted by: polynikes at June 24, 2024 09:02 PM (SHMXB)

248 We can finally discuss Apocalypse Now and its impact on Asian American cuisine
Posted by: Jamaica at June 24, 2024 08:38 PM (1pQBc)
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My college graduation was at a pho shop in West Phila.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 24, 2024 09:03 PM (RIvkX)

249 Donuts are pretty irresistible - provided they fry 'em in whatever it was they used to. Them damn things will just melt in your mouth. Whatever they use that's "healthy" doesn't work right. Haven't ate one in a long time.

Posted by: Common Tater at June 24, 2024 09:05 PM (UvJyL)

250 Miklos, the Crumbl cookie and black coffee, ranks right up there with purple hull peas, rice, and stewed okra with hogjowls.

Posted by: Eromero at June 24, 2024 09:06 PM (LHPAg)

251 >>My kids used to go to the donut shop five minutes before closing, order one donut, and inevitably walk out with a dozen.

Was this way back when the Red Sox came back and beat the Yankees in the playoffs in game 7?

Posted by: JackStraw at June 24, 2024 09:06 PM (LkLld)

252 My college graduation was at a pho shop in West Phila.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 24, 2024 09:03 PM (RIvkX

Jeremy Clarkson made pho on his PBR in the Vietnam special.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 24, 2024 09:06 PM (Ud7de)

253 *Looks at balding pate in the mirror*

*Sigh*
Posted by: Robert

You're fine if you still need a mirror.

Wait until things begin reflecting off your head.

Posted by: Miklos' head is a Starlink unit at June 24, 2024 09:07 PM (4fkHT)

254 I also dated a girl when I lived in NYC that was a pastry chef at the Waldorf Astoria. Don't like desserts that much anymore either.

Posted by: polynikes at June 24, 2024 09:07 PM (SHMXB)

255 "Chickin' In A Bisquit" snack crackers used to be these awesome things. About 1990 or so. They bake them now, and they don't drench them in that powdered bouillon either. Junk food used to be an American specialty, and we're losing the junk food gap to our competitors. I don't eat much junk food, so when I do it better be good.

Posted by: Common Tater at June 24, 2024 09:08 PM (UvJyL)

256 President Biden your first question is:

Tapper: There are two fish in a tank. Pete and Repeat are their names. Pete dies, who is left ??

Biden: Repeat
Tapper: There are two fish in a tank. Pete and Repeat are their names. Pete dies, who is left ??

Biden: Repeat
Tapper: There are two fish in a tank. Pete and Repeat are their names. Pete dies, who is left ??

Biden: Repeat
Tapper: There are two fish in a tank. Pete and Repeat are their names. Pete dies, who is left ??

Biden: Repeat
Tapper: Christ, Biden is really an IDIOT !!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Mike Hunt at June 24, 2024 09:08 PM (Qfk4E)

257 Dad fell in love with Vietnam when he was there and we ate a lot of Vietnamese and Chinese food when I was a kid. A lot. They bought soy sauce by the gallon.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 24, 2024 09:08 PM (RIvkX)

258 257 Dad fell in love with Vietnam when he was there and we ate a lot of Vietnamese and Chinese food when I was a kid. A lot. They bought soy sauce by the gallon.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 24, 2024 09:08 PM (RIvkX

Soy Sauce is 73 percent salt.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 24, 2024 09:09 PM (Ud7de)

259 One of the saddest things is finding a boobie nest with 2 coconuts in it.
Posted by: Boobie Facts

I actually have a coconut top for beach wear.

I drank the entire summer and she was a ginger - what can I tell you?

Posted by: Tonypete at June 24, 2024 09:10 PM (WXNFJ)

260 Miklos, the Crumbl cookie and black coffee, ranks right up there with purple hull peas, rice, and stewed okra with hogjowls.
Posted by: Eromero

When I am at Karl's Keg toward closing, I look at some of the ladies and start hankerin' for just that.

If the hogjowls is smoked.

And at Karl's they are.

Posted by: Miklos avoids most trouble, mostly at June 24, 2024 09:11 PM (4fkHT)

261 Just saw "The Highwaymen" starring Kevin Costner and Woody Harrelson as Texas Rangers sent to stop Bonnie and Clyde. The movie didn't romanticize them, and they were barely shown except for the trail of mayhem and death. Great feel for period and place, and a hoot for gun and car aficionados.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at June 24, 2024 09:11 PM (kpS4V)

262 American Chinese food is my favorite but I have very few things I will eat of authentic Asian food.

It was a nightmare for me working for Tokio Marine and having to go to business dinners with the Japanese account manager and his Japanese clients.

Posted by: polynikes at June 24, 2024 09:11 PM (SHMXB)

263 Soy Sauce is 73 percent salt.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 24, 2024 09:09 PM (Ud7de)
====

I've been retaining water for 60 years.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 24, 2024 09:11 PM (RIvkX)

264 A little bit of Kikkoman on the rice tastes good, every time. I like how it soaks in, the affinity of the soy sauce to the rice itself. Yumm

Posted by: Common Tater at June 24, 2024 09:12 PM (UvJyL)

265 "I actually have a coconut top for beach wear.
I drank the entire summer and she was a ginger - what can I tell you?
Posted by: Tonypete"

Tell us about the boobies!

Posted by: fd at June 24, 2024 09:12 PM (vFG9F)

266 One of the saddest things is finding a boobie nest with 2 coconuts in it.
Posted by: Boobie Facts

I actually have a coconut top for beach wear.

I drank the entire summer and she was a ginger - what can I tell you?

Posted by: Tonypete

I could have gotten us off this island years ago.

COULD HAVE

Posted by: the Professor invites Ginger and Mary Ann for their...coconut sizings at June 24, 2024 09:12 PM (4fkHT)

267 It is, for those of you scoring at home, Caribbean American Heritage Month in NYC.
-----------
June is Indigenous History Month the CBC just reminded me, with an ad for a TV series lying about Native children forced to go to white schools instead of living in peace and harmony on Reserves with their perfect families.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 24, 2024 09:13 PM (ZdexC)

268 Mom's sukiyaki was off-the hook, a specialty of hers.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 24, 2024 09:13 PM (RIvkX)

269 I've been retaining water for 60 years.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

Not me

Posted by: I. P. Freely at June 24, 2024 09:14 PM (4fkHT)

270 Dumpling dipping sauce is heaven sauce.

Posted by: polynikes at June 24, 2024 09:14 PM (SHMXB)

271 Top-secret US aquatic drone weapon ‘Manta Ray’ spotted on Google Maps for all to see

my takeaway from this is:

holy f*** we have aquatic drones

Posted by: Don Black at June 24, 2024 09:14 PM (/7KEl)

272 Are we not getting an ONT?

Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at June 24, 2024 09:15 PM (1FT3r)

273 The "Minnow" on Gilligan's Island was named after the head the FCC in the early 1960s, there was some controversies at the time about something or another, and this was a poke at him.

Posted by: Common Tater at June 24, 2024 09:15 PM (UvJyL)

274 Soy Sauce is 73 percent salt.
--------
Use the green bottle -- it's only 71% salt!

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 24, 2024 09:15 PM (ZdexC)

275 Posted by: Don Black at June 24, 2024 09:14 PM (/7KEl)

Sharks with lasers.

Posted by: polynikes at June 24, 2024 09:15 PM (SHMXB)

276 272 Are we not getting an ONT?
Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at June 24, 2024 09:15 PM (1FT3r)

Do you have a watch?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 24, 2024 09:15 PM (Ud7de)

277 holy f*** we have aquatic drones
Posted by: Don Black

Darleen tried out at lake Weekawatchee once

Posted by: Miklos wishes they'd a give her a job at June 24, 2024 09:17 PM (4fkHT)

278 Send $200 to ace RIGHT NOW and we will get an ONT.

Posted by: fd at June 24, 2024 09:17 PM (vFG9F)

279 It's 9:15 not 10:15

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 24, 2024 09:18 PM (ZdexC)

280 Perhaps already been told... but my wife related this story to me today;

A farmer had some horses in addition to his cows. He'd placed a donkey in with with them as donkey's are assholes and will beat the living shit out of anyone/anything that invades their territory.

One day the farmer noticed the donkey was gone. He spent some time looking for it, but to no avail.

Years went by. Then, a hunter who was elk hunting took a photo of a heard of elk with a donkey in the middle. It appeared the donkey was "leader" of this heard.

Some number of years went by and the photos made the usual social media rounds. The original farmer recognized his donkey. The animal was apparently very healthy, well fed, and among "its kind." It was... a leader amongst the elk.

Rather than bring it back to his pastures the farmer left the animal alone. He said it was obviously happy with the herd of elk.

While somewhat aggrandized, I think this is true.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 24, 2024 09:19 PM (Q4IgG)

281 Some woman slipped off her treadmill and fell out of a 3rd floor window. Stuff like this is why I don't work out.

Posted by: fd at June 24, 2024 09:20 PM (vFG9F)

282 Jake Tapper wakes up every afternoon and says, "I don't care what they say, today is Halloween, and I'm going as Jon Stewart."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 24, 2024 09:20 PM (BpZ5k)

283 I'm so glad you guys are not NBA fans. Image a post every 5 seconds when the score changes. Ooffaahh.

Posted by: dee-man at June 24, 2024 09:20 PM (fkuu7)

284 281 Some woman slipped off her treadmill and fell out of a 3rd floor window. Stuff like this is why I don't work out.
-------
Did her cat 'accidentally' change the speed on it to Max.?

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 24, 2024 09:22 PM (ZdexC)

285 Jake Tapper wakes up every afternoon and says, "I don't care what they say, today is Halloween, and I'm going as Jon Stewart."
Posted by: Warai-otoko

YU GO GIRL!

A FABULOUS EMSEMBLE IS ON THE WAY!

*WOOF*

Posted by: Sam Brinton at June 24, 2024 09:22 PM (4fkHT)

286 basketball is a game
Hockey is a SPORT

Posted by: Don Black at June 24, 2024 09:23 PM (/7KEl)

287 BTW, 'plastic' sticks suck.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 24, 2024 09:23 PM (ZdexC)

288 dee-man, that is some hash

Posted by: Ben HaduButker made the speech at a CATHOLIC at June 24, 2024 09:23 PM (8i5Iz)

289 "Did her cat 'accidentally' change the speed on it to Max.?
Posted by: andycanuck "

I've watched "The Jetsons". Those treadmills are dangerous.

Posted by: fd at June 24, 2024 09:23 PM (vFG9F)

290 Try aged soy sauce. It's darker and thicker and much tastier.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 24, 2024 09:24 PM (fi76o)

291 And that doesn't mean the soy sauce you found in the back of the pantry that expired in 1991.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 24, 2024 09:24 PM (fi76o)

292 278 Send $200 to ace RIGHT NOW and we will get an ONT.
Posted by: fd at June 24, 2024 09:17 PM (vFG9F)

Done.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 24, 2024 09:25 PM (BpZ5k)

293 It's 9:15 not 10:15

Posted by: andycanuck

Hoser

Posted by: Newfoundland at June 24, 2024 09:25 PM (4fkHT)

294 290 Try aged soy sauce. It's darker and thicker and much tastier.
-----
Do the 3-year-old takeout-place packets in my fridge count for that??

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 24, 2024 09:26 PM (ZdexC)

295 "dee-man, that is some hash
Posted by: Ben HaduButker made the speech at a CATHOLIC "

Indeed. I never get good hashes. I even sent in 3 Kaboom boxtops.

Posted by: fd at June 24, 2024 09:26 PM (vFG9F)

296 291 And that doesn't mean the soy sauce you found in the back of the pantry that expired in 1991.
-----
Horde mind!

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 24, 2024 09:26 PM (ZdexC)

297 Yes indeed Ben Had... a hash for all my haters. Not you of course, you are a lovely lady.

Posted by: dee-man at June 24, 2024 09:27 PM (fkuu7)

298 Was this way back when the Red Sox came back and beat the Yankees in the playoffs in game 7?
Posted by: JackStraw at June 24, 2024 09:06 PM (LkLld)
~~~~~

It was just a year or two ago. My kids are all still in grammar school.

Posted by: IrishEi at June 24, 2024 09:27 PM (3ImbR)

299 that is some hash
Posted by: Ben HaduButker

*WOW*

Skip alleged that you have some info

Posted by: The Inquiring Mind of Miklos at June 24, 2024 09:27 PM (4fkHT)

300 BTW, 'plastic' sticks suck.
Posted by: andycanuck

DUDE!

Posted by: straws at June 24, 2024 09:28 PM (4fkHT)

301 Do the 3-year-old takeout-place packets in my fridge count for that??
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 24, 2024 09:26 PM (ZdexC)

Some guy in Utah made soy sauce from a recipe found in an ancient Egyptian tomb.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 24, 2024 09:28 PM (BpC2R)

302 "Done.
Posted by: Warai-otoko"

👍!

Posted by: fd at June 24, 2024 09:29 PM (vFG9F)

303 Posted by: dee-man at June 24, 2024 09:27 PM (fkuu7)

A Gen-U-Wine Hall of Famer.

Posted by: Miklos, who has had hashes at June 24, 2024 09:30 PM (4fkHT)

304 JFC
Why do they send women down there to ask stupid questions during a freaking game?

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 24, 2024 09:30 PM (fi76o)

305 Some woman slipped off her treadmill and fell out of a 3rd floor window. Stuff like this is why I don't work out.
Posted by: fd at June 24, 2024 09:20 PM (vFG9F)
~~~~~

Oof!
I've got a treadmill. My dog loves it.

Posted by: IrishEi at June 24, 2024 09:30 PM (3ImbR)

306 basketball is a game
Hockey is a SPORT
Posted by: Don Black at June 24, 2024 09:23 PM (/7KE

One of my favorite King of the Hill quotes and there are so many to choose from.

Hank Hill: Bobby, I didn't think I'd ever need to tell you this but I would be a bad parent if I didn't. Soccer was invented by European ladies to keep them busy while their husbands did the cooking.

Posted by: polynikes at June 24, 2024 09:31 PM (SHMXB)

307 Some guy in Utah made soy sauce from a recipe found in an ancient Egyptian tomb.
===
Kikkomormon??

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 24, 2024 09:31 PM (ZdexC)

308 Girl Sideline Reporter is a thing now

it's in the union by-laws

Posted by: Don Black at June 24, 2024 09:31 PM (/7KEl)

309 Miklos, go check your email.

Posted by: Ben HaduButker made the speech at a CATHOLIC at June 24, 2024 09:31 PM (8i5Iz)

310 Do the 3-year-old takeout-place packets in my fridge count for that??
Posted by: andycanuck

I don't have many of those

Posted by: Miklos, who keeps them for the kids at Halloween at June 24, 2024 09:31 PM (4fkHT)

311 I have a shirt like that

Posted by: Don Black at June 24, 2024 09:31 PM (/7KEl)

312
Stopped at Cooper Farms in Fairfield on the way home. Picked up a peach pie, a peach fritter, a jar of peach halves, peach butter, some peach soda and a peach milkshake for myself. Guess what their specialty is.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 24, 2024 09:31 PM (MoZTd)

313 Kikkomummy

Posted by: fd at June 24, 2024 09:32 PM (vFG9F)

314 5 minutes left in game 6

Hershey 4 - Coachella Valley 3

Doof is biting his nails …

Posted by: browndog got reset at June 24, 2024 09:32 PM (TTAGa)

315 Maryhill, WA has the best peaches. Fight me!!!

Posted by: Notsothoreau at June 24, 2024 09:33 PM (xjTDL)

316 313 Kikkomummy
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LOL

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 24, 2024 09:33 PM (ZdexC)

317 Hadrian, sausages?

Posted by: Ben HaduButker made the speech at a CATHOLIC at June 24, 2024 09:33 PM (8i5Iz)

318 Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 24, 2024 09:31 PM (MoZTd)

I feel queasy because you reminded me of a bad experience with peach schnapps.

Posted by: polynikes at June 24, 2024 09:33 PM (SHMXB)

319 Freddie Deboer: I Regret to Inform You That We Will All Grow Old, Infirm, and Unattractive
they say time is the fire in which we burn

https://tinyurl.com/rvavyjrz

Posted by: Robert at June 24, 2024 09:33 PM (JSIsE)

320 Guess what their specialty is.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 24, 2024 09:31 PM (MoZTd)

Sales?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 24, 2024 09:33 PM (BpZ5k)

321 5 minutes left in game 6

Hershey 4 - Coachella Valley 3

Doof is biting his nails …
Posted by: browndog got reset at June 24, 2024 09:32 PM (TTAGa)

Is this the big pickleball classic?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 24, 2024 09:33 PM (BpC2R)

322 Kept in... again.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 24, 2024 09:34 PM (ZdexC)

323 Stopped at Cooper Farms in Fairfield on the way home. Picked up a peach pie, a peach fritter, a jar of peach halves, peach butter, some peach soda and a peach milkshake for myself. Guess what their specialty is.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June

Cherries?

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 24, 2024 09:34 PM (VYFTW)

324 Is this the big pickleball classic?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 24, 2024 09:33 PM (BpC2R)

Calder Cup Finals

Hershey leads 3-2

Posted by: browndog got reset at June 24, 2024 09:35 PM (TTAGa)

325 Mackinaw peaches, Jerry!!!

Posted by: cosmo kramer at June 24, 2024 09:35 PM (ZdexC)

326 Doof’s a big Washington Capitals / Hershey Bears fan …

Posted by: browndog got reset at June 24, 2024 09:35 PM (TTAGa)

327 it's the Stan Lee Cup
Excelsior!

Posted by: Don Black at June 24, 2024 09:36 PM (/7KEl)

328 go check your email.
Posted by: Ben HaduButker

Done

Posted by: Miklos trusts at June 24, 2024 09:37 PM (4fkHT)

329 I saw a Hershey Bears game when i was a wee little otoko.

Fun time.

I think we went to see an R-Phils game that same year, too.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 24, 2024 09:37 PM (BpZ5k)

330 White peaches are the best and I'll fight ya for 'em

Posted by: Ben HaduButker made the speech at a CATHOLIC at June 24, 2024 09:37 PM (8i5Iz)

331 Is the news on JT going to be on the ONT?

Posted by: TecumsehTea at June 24, 2024 09:37 PM (JrYM1)

332
They also have a large variety of exotic craft sodas. So I got a number of them. Her Majesty complained on my return that I hadn't bought enough.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 24, 2024 09:37 PM (MoZTd)

333 Doof is biting his nails …
Posted by: browndog got reset

Possibly someone else's

Posted by: Miklos can imagine at June 24, 2024 09:38 PM (4fkHT)

334 I see there is a scandal in the Pickleball world. Seems some guy had a racket.

Posted by: fd at June 24, 2024 09:38 PM (vFG9F)

335 For those mocking me about the time, I'm vacationing in the eastern time zone, and I live in the central time zone. Thankfully I'm going back tomorrow, and my clocks (internal and external) will be restored to normal, whatever that is.

Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at June 24, 2024 09:38 PM (1FT3r)

336 🤦‍♂️

4-4

Going to O/T in Coachella

Posted by: browndog got reset at June 24, 2024 09:40 PM (TTAGa)

337 I see there is a scandal in the Pickleball world. Seems some guy had a racket.
Posted by: fd

And it's not actually a "pickle"

Posted by: Hunter B., who probably gave Beau brain cancer because Hot Hallie at June 24, 2024 09:40 PM (4fkHT)

338 And it's not actually a "pickle"
Posted by: Hunter B., who probably gave Beau brain cancer because Hot Hallie at June 24, 2024 09:40 PM (4fkHT)

*splorp* > *ploink*

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 24, 2024 09:41 PM (BpZ5k)

339 2-1

Cats

Posted by: browndog got reset at June 24, 2024 09:41 PM (TTAGa)

340 My internal clock is always up to date.

Posted by: cosmo kramer at June 24, 2024 09:41 PM (ZdexC)

341 They also have a large variety of exotic craft sodas. So I got a number of them. Her Majesty complained on my return that I hadn't bought enough.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 24, 2024 09:37 PM (MoZTd)

I'm guessing the roads near that place have been heavily rutted by the tankerloads of high-fructose corn syrup.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 24, 2024 09:41 PM (BpC2R)

342 Crap

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 24, 2024 09:41 PM (uPhXj)

343 Samson with the score

Posted by: browndog got reset at June 24, 2024 09:41 PM (TTAGa)

344 Fudge!

And after the Oilers were dominating.

2-1

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 24, 2024 09:42 PM (ZdexC)

345 Time is a thing we think about when we have time to think.

Posted by: Kamala's Deep Thots at June 24, 2024 09:42 PM (vFG9F)

346 Almost a third goal there!

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 24, 2024 09:43 PM (ZdexC)

347 Coincidentally the peach place is in Freestone county.

Posted by: Ben HaduButker made the speech at a CATHOLIC at June 24, 2024 09:43 PM (8i5Iz)

348 Time is a thing we think about when we have time to think.
Posted by: Kamala's Deep Thots

*tries*

*Dr. Jill yells at me again*

*does poopie to smiles and acclamades*

Posted by: Preznit and Dr. DOCTOR Joey B. at June 24, 2024 09:45 PM (4fkHT)

349 I'm guessing the roads near that place have been heavily rutted by the tankerloads of high-fructose corn syrup.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 24, 2024 09:41 PM (BpC2R)

"Sugar Ruts" would be a great name for a sleazy back road titty bar.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 24, 2024 09:45 PM (BpZ5k)

350
I'm guessing the roads near that place have been heavily rutted by the tankerloads of high-fructose corn syrup.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 24, 2024 09:41 PM (BpC2R)

_________

Almost all cane sugar sodas. I avoid HFCS like the plague.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 24, 2024 09:45 PM (MoZTd)

351 And we'll all drink stone-wine when Johnny comes marching home!

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 24, 2024 09:45 PM (ZdexC)

352 "Wow, is that true? If it is true, how is not the biggest news in the world?"

Re: jab miscarriages. No - it's not true.

It's actually significantly worse. IIRC the original Pfizer numbers stopped tracking early, and actual follow up indicated a much, MUCH higher miscarriage rate than 10%. IIRC it was something like 80% or some stupidly high figure, although probably skewed a bit higher with small sample size. If there is any doubt about the overall effect compare nations for jab uptake and fertility rates, it's fucking plain as day.

It *is* the biggest story in the world for those who are aware of both the topic and where it can be discussed. The latter does not yet include any mainstream media or social platforms. I'm waiting for them to go loud with it and blame it on Trump at some point, though.

Posted by: somedood at June 24, 2024 09:46 PM (xJMj/)

353 Coincidentally the peach place is in Freestone county.
Posted by: Ben HaduButker

I would go there for treatment of certain kidney issues.

Posted by: Miklos trusts EXPERTS at June 24, 2024 09:46 PM (4fkHT)

354 Assange spent five years in real prison, but also (if I understand it correctly) another 5 (?) years isolated in the embassy, where he kinda went crazy?

But Hillary still walks free, with all that Russian (and other) money.

Posted by: illiniwek at June 24, 2024 09:47 PM (Cus5s)

355 I avoid HFCS like the plague.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

You're soaking in it

Posted by: Dr. Madge Fauci and the Food Pyramid at June 24, 2024 09:48 PM (4fkHT)

356 257 Dad fell in love with Vietnam when he was there and we ate a lot of Vietnamese and Chinese food when I was a kid. A lot. They bought soy sauce by the gallon.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 24, 2024 09:08 PM (RIvkX)

I remember being on Wall Street at lunchtime seeing an Asian kitchen worker pushing a hand truck with a barrel maybe 15-gallon size on it. I looked closely to see what it was, it said MSG.

Posted by: Sum Ting Wong at June 24, 2024 09:50 PM (V5BDR)

357 I'm waiting for them to go loud with it and blame it on Trump at some point, though.
Posted by: somedood

I blame Todd

Posted by: Miklos blames Todd, because fuckin' Todd at June 24, 2024 09:50 PM (4fkHT)

358 ||Julian Assange, the founder of WikiLeaks, agreed to plead guilty on Monday to a single felony count of illegally obtaining and disclosing national security material in exchange for his release from a British prison, ending his long and bitter standoff with the United States.

Mr. Assange, 52, was granted his request to appear before a federal judge at one of the more remote outposts of the federal judiciary, the courthouse in Saipan, the capital of the Northern Mariana Islands, according to a brief court filing made public late Monday.||

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 24, 2024 09:50 PM (ZdexC)

359 I blame Todd
Posted by: Miklos blames Todd, because fuckin' Todd at June 24, 2024 09:50 PM (4fkHT)

Everyone blames Todd when it's actually Kevin's fault.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 24, 2024 09:51 PM (BpZ5k)

360 357 I'm waiting for them to go loud with it and blame it on Trump at some point, though.
Posted by: somedood

I blame Todd
Posted by: Miklos

Dee, you bitch

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 24, 2024 09:51 PM (gyhsN)

361 AOP -- byelection news...

Cons 111, LPC 106 3 polls in. 84 candidate ballot is slowing things up,

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 24, 2024 09:51 PM (ZdexC)

362 I remember being on Wall Street at lunchtime seeing an Asian kitchen worker pushing a hand truck with a barrel maybe 15-gallon size on it. I looked closely to see what it was, it said MSG.
Posted by: Sum Ting Wong

This comment promotes hurtful stereotypes.

Posted by: Ding Bang Ow at June 24, 2024 09:52 PM (4fkHT)

363 Listening to the communist radio station while on commercial break from my regular station, and a guy said that right after the Boeing/McDonnell Douglas merger, they had a field office in Moscow. Even the guest on the communist station thought this was a bad idea.

Posted by: KT at June 24, 2024 09:52 PM (rrtZS)

364 I remember being on Wall Street at lunchtime seeing an Asian kitchen worker pushing a hand truck with a barrel maybe 15-gallon size on it. I looked closely to see what it was, it said MSG.
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My mom didn't use it but somewhere in the house we have a 1960's pamphlet-style cookbook using the miracle taste-enhancer MSG!

I can't recall the publisher/sponsor like, say, Heinz Beans. [Not Heinz BTW just the first thing that came to mind.]

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 24, 2024 09:55 PM (ZdexC)

365 Even the guest on the communist station thought this was a bad idea.
Posted by: KT

And the Pizza Hut/Pepsi massive loss maker in Moscow in the 80s.

Posted by: Miklos remembers that one at June 24, 2024 09:55 PM (4fkHT)

366 As y’all know, it’s tradition to watch these videos with my now 13 year old. On the booby one, she rolls her eyes and said “well that’s mature”. 😂

Posted by: Piper at June 24, 2024 09:55 PM (p4NUW)

367 LPC 436 [45.1%], Cons 373 [38.6%] with 9 polls out of 150 in.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 24, 2024 09:56 PM (ZdexC)

368 366 As y’all know, it’s tradition to watch these videos with my now 13 year old. On the booby one, she rolls her eyes and said “well that’s mature”. 😂
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Tell her we do fart jokes too.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 24, 2024 09:57 PM (ZdexC)

369 I feel like the only reason MSG gets a bad wrap is from some half-assed three-letter campaign from the '70s.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 24, 2024 09:57 PM (BpZ5k)

370 Cons 111, LPC 106 3 polls in. 84 candidate ballot is slowing things up,
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 24, 2024 09:51 PM (ZdexC)

No Rhinoceros Party, nor Monster Raving Loony Party?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 24, 2024 09:58 PM (BpC2R)

371 LPC 436 [45.1%], Cons 373 [38.6%] with 9 polls out of 150 in.
Posted by: andycanuck

Is this about food additives or a country?

Posted by: Miklos admits uncertainty at June 24, 2024 09:58 PM (4fkHT)

372 Hershey wins in oooooooovertime

5-4

Your Calder Cup champs

Doof goes for the best bourbon to be had

🥃

Posted by: browndog got reset at June 24, 2024 09:58 PM (TTAGa)

373 Is this about food additives or a country?
Posted by: Miklos admits uncertainty at June 24, 2024 09:58 PM (4fkHT)

Maple syrup is a food additive. If you add it to food.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 24, 2024 09:59 PM (BpZ5k)

374 Is this about food additives or a country?
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A country.

Justin may be a salted there but it's a strong Liberal district.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 24, 2024 09:59 PM (ZdexC)

375
Hershey wins in oooooooovertime

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You saying that in an RJ voice?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 24, 2024 10:01 PM (MoZTd)

376
*runs in excitedly*

ONT!!!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 24, 2024 10:02 PM (MoZTd)

377 No Rhinoceros Party, nor Monster Raving Loony Party?
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There are a shit-tonne of non-residents who got their names on the ballot somehow, including a bunch from out West I saw in one graphic.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 24, 2024 10:02 PM (ZdexC)

378
You saying that in an RJ voice?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 24, 2024 10:01 PM (MoZTd)

But of course …

Posted by: browndog got reset at June 24, 2024 10:02 PM (TTAGa)

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