Mid-Morning Art Thread

Kissing Ceremony
Konstantin Makovsky

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM

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1 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 25, 2024 09:30 AM (Zz0t1)

2 Amazing we survived as a human race when it took a CEREMONY to kiss at one point......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 25, 2024 09:31 AM (Zz0t1)

3 Cooties! Yech!

Posted by: BignJames at June 25, 2024 09:31 AM (AwYPR)

4 Hunter did a painting like this. Called it blowjob ceremony.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 25, 2024 09:31 AM (pohLc)

5 Not seeing any playing cards being used

Posted by: Skip at June 25, 2024 09:31 AM (wKStU)

6 Seems quite the spectacle for a kiss......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 25, 2024 09:32 AM (Zz0t1)

7 Morning.

Kissing *ceremony*, ay?

Is there any ritual tongue?

Posted by: Robert at June 25, 2024 09:32 AM (iraOK)

8 Top 10

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 25, 2024 09:32 AM (ENQN6)

9 Nicely detailed though

Posted by: Skip at June 25, 2024 09:32 AM (wKStU)

10 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. Some ceremony. If this were DC, there'd be butts galore!
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 25, 2024 09:32 AM (W/lyH)

11 No tongue!

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 25, 2024 09:32 AM (Q4IgG)

12 Lower right - is that a ventriloquist and his dummy?

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 25, 2024 09:33 AM (mlQIE)

13 Old man in the back raising a glass......

"Sock it to 'er Mate!!"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 25, 2024 09:33 AM (Zz0t1)

14 Sponge with the first!

*golf clap*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 25, 2024 09:33 AM (6Py69)

15 You have to wear all those clothes in order to give a kiss??

Posted by: dantesed at June 25, 2024 09:33 AM (Oy/m2)

16 "This is supposed to be a HAPPY occasion!"

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at June 25, 2024 09:33 AM (T+Iwg)

17
No dog. Not art.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 25, 2024 09:34 AM (MoZTd)

18 Those pipes across the overhead must be the plumbing. Indoors to boot!

Posted by: Diogenes at June 25, 2024 09:34 AM (W/lyH)

19 In similar news, 72 year old Bill Belichick is "dating" a 24 year old former cheerleader.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 25, 2024 09:34 AM (Zz0t1)

20 More interested in the iron trusses reinforcing the walls.

Earthquake prone region?

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at June 25, 2024 09:34 AM (w9Wax)

21 Spin the bottle?

Posted by: spindrift at June 25, 2024 09:34 AM (OguvZ)

22 The guys at the table at right are seriously hammered

not sure what's going on in this scene
I do see Zoot- naughty Zoot!

Posted by: Don Black at June 25, 2024 09:34 AM (/7KEl)

23 This large, multi-figured canvas belongs to Kon¬stantin Makovsky s Boyar cycle of works, in which he resurrected the Rus of the 17th-century boyars, mainly turning his attention to the ritual side of life at the time. The subject of the canvas was inspired by Alexei Tolstoy s novel Prince Serebryany. The artist was attracted to the scene of the jealousy of the old boyar, who is vigilantly following the hospitality ritual of the young guest, watching to see if his young, beautiful wife will somehow reveal to whom she not long ago said by the fence at night, I love you more than life, more than the red sun. The subject served as a way for the artist to demonstrate his virtuosity in conveying the textures and colours of the objects of wealth and the beauty of old Russian everyday life.

The canvas was first exhibited at the All-Russian Exhibition in Nizhny Novgorod in 1896, and then in 1897 in St Petersburg at the artist s personal exhibition, after which it became a part of the Russian Museum s collection.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 25, 2024 09:34 AM (ENQN6)

24 Joe Biden, the Czarist Years?

Posted by: Pete in Texas at June 25, 2024 09:35 AM (BHrzb)

25 No dog. Not art.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 25, 2024 09:34 AM (MoZTd)
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I dunno. The lady in the back in the middle.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 25, 2024 09:35 AM (+Qc1J)

26 *Starts to wonder which of those people is the ISIS suicide bomber*

Good times are haram!

Posted by: Robert at June 25, 2024 09:35 AM (iraOK)

27 Chick with the chalice is TOTALLY not into it.

Posted by: blaster at June 25, 2024 09:35 AM (xhfG9)

28 Sponge with the first!

*golf clap*
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 25, 2024 09:33 AM (6Py69)

Couldn't wait to get out of the last thread, honestly. Tho, I'm admitting a bit of jealousy over your new hash.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 25, 2024 09:35 AM (Zz0t1)

29 Amazing detail, rich colors. Quite beautiful. It's good to be king.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at June 25, 2024 09:35 AM (2NHgQ)

30 What's that dude doing under the table?

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at June 25, 2024 09:35 AM (qZEuM)

31 Can you imagine wearing 25 pounds of clothes all day long? I bet everyone stank to high heaven underneath all of that.l.

Posted by: tubal at June 25, 2024 09:35 AM (PCK5/)

32
Those pipes across the overhead must be the plumbing. Indoors to boot!
Posted by: Diogenes at June 25, 2024 09:34 AM (W/lyH)

The Kissing Ceremony will be delayed by a broken pipe. When it resumes, Ivan the Terrible will suddenly be in the lead for the vote for Tsar.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 25, 2024 09:35 AM (MoZTd)

33 No tongue!
Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 25, 2024 09:32 AM

*sigh*

No tongues...

Posted by: Froederick Frankenstein at June 25, 2024 09:36 AM (6Py69)

34

Every single one of them has a very small midget strapped to their inner thighs, flicking their beans and/or nads...

Posted by: Elderly Git at June 25, 2024 09:36 AM (yGRaP)

35 The lady carrying the chalice from the palace has the brew that is true, right?

Posted by: dantesed at June 25, 2024 09:36 AM (Oy/m2)

36 Just missing Joe Biden and a terrified tween

Posted by: 18-1 at June 25, 2024 09:36 AM (oZhjI)

37 Who is kissing who?

You got it!!
https://tinyurl.com/2s4azrh3

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 25, 2024 09:36 AM (5MoTz)

38 It truly is a most excellent work.
And.....sure as hell beats a nekkid lardass on an ottoman.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 25, 2024 09:37 AM (pohLc)

39 I do see Zoot- naughty Zoot!
Posted by: Don Black at June 25, 2024 09:34 AM (/7KEl)

You asked for it.........

https://youtu.be/-z19rlw9Ndk

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 25, 2024 09:37 AM (Zz0t1)

40
Can you imagine wearing 25 pounds of clothes all day long? I bet everyone stank to high heaven underneath all of that.l.
Posted by: tubal at June 25, 2024 09:35 AM (PCK5/)

Usually there was some kind of undergarment that would be changed and washed frequently. With that, there's a limit on how much you smell.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 25, 2024 09:37 AM (MoZTd)

41 Prince Serebrenni was the first example in the Russian literature of a historical novel written in the West European tradition. Much in the vein of Sir Walter Scott and Alexander Dumas' classics, a fictitious character here acts among real historical figures in a thoroughly researched and artfully recreated historical context. The major source for Tolstoy was History of the Russian State by Nikolay Karamzin. It was important for the author to reconstruct Old Russia's real life with its people's language, way of life, customs and habits.

Thx CBD for making me learn shit.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 25, 2024 09:37 AM (ENQN6)

42 It's Tummy Rub Tuesday!

Scratchiest day of the week!

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 25, 2024 09:37 AM (5MoTz)

43 What's that dude doing under the table?
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at June 25, 2024 09:35 AM (qZEuM)

The other dude drank him under it.

What? You thought it was just a clever saying?

Posted by: Robert at June 25, 2024 09:37 AM (iraOK)

44
You have chosen....

Poorly.

Posted by: Knoights Templar Dating Service at June 25, 2024 09:38 AM (w9Wax)

45 This large, multi-figured canvas belongs to Kon¬stantin Makovsky s Boyar cycle of works, in which he resurrected the Rus of the 17th-century boyars, mainly turning his attention to the ritual side of life at the time. The subject of the canvas was inspired by Alexei Tolstoy s novel Prince Serebryany. The artist was attracted to the scene of the jealousy of the old boyar, who is vigilantly following the hospitality ritual of the young guest, watching to see if his young, beautiful wife will somehow reveal to whom she not long ago said by the fence at night, I love you more than life, more than the red sun. The subject served as a way for the artist to demonstrate his virtuosity in conveying the textures and colours of the objects of wealth and the beauty of old Russian everyday life. The canvas was first exhibited at the All-Russian Exhibition in Nizhny Novgorod in 1896, and then in 1897 in St Petersburg at the artist s personal exhibition, after which it became a part of the Russian Museum s collection.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 25, 2024 09:38 AM (oZhjI)

46 35 The lady carrying the chalice from the palace has the brew that is true, right?
Posted by: dantesed at June 25, 2024 09:36 AM (Oy/m2)

It the flagon with the dragon.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 25, 2024 09:38 AM (ENQN6)

47 The ladies seem...stout.

Svim vare.
Very nice.

Evenik vare.
Very nice.

Kissink vare.
Very nice.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 25, 2024 09:38 AM (W/lyH)

48 This a great painting. The individual facial expressions are priceless and I love the drunk passed out on the table to the far right.

Posted by: Tuna at June 25, 2024 09:38 AM (oaGWv)

49 That's just terrible, Ivan!

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 25, 2024 09:38 AM (ZdexC)

50 The guy on the far right is trashed.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at June 25, 2024 09:38 AM (qZEuM)

51 Huh.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 25, 2024 09:39 AM (cCVOS)

52 For a second I thought the beard on the guy seated at right went all the way to the floor!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 25, 2024 09:39 AM (J2vNu)

53 What do you mean? You want a room made entirely of amber??!!

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 25, 2024 09:39 AM (ZdexC)

54 Chick with the chalice is TOTALLY not into it.
Posted by: blaster at June 25, 2024 09:35 AM (xhfG9)
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Not the The vessel with the pestle?

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 25, 2024 09:39 AM (+Qc1J)

55 It's Tummy Rub Tuesday!

Scratchiest day of the week!
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 25, 2024 09:37 AM (5MoTz)

That's not a tummy rub ceremony.

Posted by: Robert at June 25, 2024 09:39 AM (iraOK)

56 Things were so much better when everyone was so well-upholstered.

Posted by: Jo-Ann Fabrics at June 25, 2024 09:39 AM (V5BDR)

57 And that's a creepy fucking eunuch/midget.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at June 25, 2024 09:39 AM (qZEuM)

58

This is the Outer Ceremony.

The Inner Ceremony involves tongue punching each others fart boxes...

Posted by: Rod Porkmore at June 25, 2024 09:40 AM (yGRaP)

59 Arg! I've joined in late to the party!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 25, 2024 09:40 AM (+Qc1J)

60 What's that dude doing under the table?
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

Haven't spent your liberty in Olongapo, have you?

Posted by: Tonypete at June 25, 2024 09:40 AM (WXNFJ)

61 I thought orgies would be a lot more fun.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at June 25, 2024 09:40 AM (L/fGl)

62 That's not a tummy rub ceremony.

It started with a simple kiss
Now it is time for belly scratchy-is
Burma Shave

Posted by: 18-1 at June 25, 2024 09:40 AM (oZhjI)

63 Glad I'm not the guy on the right, forever immortalized as the drunk passed out with his face on the table.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 25, 2024 09:40 AM (pohLc)

64 And the wedding feast's cook was the chef Boyar d'.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 25, 2024 09:40 AM (ZdexC)

65 Those pipes across the overhead must be the plumbing. Indoors to boot!
Posted by: Diogenes

Either that or the Halon system.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 25, 2024 09:40 AM (WXNFJ)

66 I thought orgies would be a lot more fun.

Just remember the meth first, then you and the hobos have sexy time fun

Posted by: Andrew Gillum at June 25, 2024 09:41 AM (oZhjI)

67 What's that dude doing under the table?
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

Haven't spent your liberty in Olongapo, have you?
Posted by: Tonypete

The Smiley Game.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at June 25, 2024 09:41 AM (qZEuM)

68 You bitches are giving kisses for free when you could be making some real motherfucking money! Do you know what I am saying?

Posted by: Butters, Kissing Company CEO and Pimp Daddy at June 25, 2024 09:41 AM (mIzto)

69 A Boyar Wedding Feast[nb 1] was painted in 1883 by Russian artist Konstantin Makovsky (1839–1915).[nb 2] The painting shows a toast at a wedding feast following a boyar marriage, where the bride and the groom are expected to kiss each other. The bride looks sad and reluctant, while the elderly attendant standing behind her encourages the bride to kiss the groom. The work won a gold medal at the World's Fair held in Antwerp, Belgium in 1885,[2] and is considered to be one of Makovsky's most popular works.[6][8] It is currently located in Hillwood museum, Washington DC, US.[9]

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 25, 2024 09:41 AM (ZdexC)

70 Konstantin kind of fell out of favor with his follow on painting “Hawk Tuah.”

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 25, 2024 09:41 AM (u73oe)

71 I think it's important to note this work is not entitled The French Kissing Ceremony.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at June 25, 2024 09:42 AM (dg+HA)

72 Oh, I like this even though I have no idea what it's about. I'm presuming - because of the dress - that this is supposed to be prior to the reign of Peter the Great.

I like the first girl on the left. She looks happy and fun.

Thumbs up, CBD!

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 25, 2024 09:42 AM (Q0kLU)

73 Is this the first shake weight after captured on canvas?

Posted by: 18-1 at June 25, 2024 09:42 AM (oZhjI)

74 31 Actually, Russians of the Muscovite era tended to bathe for frequently than Western Europeans, thanks to the sauna.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 25, 2024 09:43 AM (v6JzV)

75 I have read that middle age folks bathed more often than is portrayed anyway.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 25, 2024 09:44 AM (pohLc)

76 One drunken Boyar to another...

I know, Mikhail! Let's treat Natalya Naryshkina and her son like shit!! Ha, ha!!!

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 25, 2024 09:44 AM (ZdexC)

77 Speaking of kissing.
It's Geezer Golf Tuesday.!
With any luck I can get those old farts to kiss a few bucks goodbye.
Woohoo!

Posted by: Diogenes at June 25, 2024 09:45 AM (W/lyH)

78 For some reason, as I contemplate this piece, I hear a familiar and appropriate tune play in my mind as the scene unfolds...

And the man in the back said, "Everyone Attack"
And it turned into a ballroom blitz

Posted by: Musical Moron at June 25, 2024 09:45 AM (JCZqz)

79 These are just the girls when made it past the first round — the sammich ceremony.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 25, 2024 09:45 AM (v6JzV)

80 Who is kissing who?

You got it!!
https://tinyurl.com/2s4azrh3

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 25, 2024 09:36 AM (5MoTz)

Wasn't expecting that. Was expecting this:

https://tinyurl.com/5yspwhm2

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 25, 2024 09:45 AM (Q0kLU)

81 74 31 Actually, Russians of the Muscovite era tended to bathe for frequently than Western Europeans, thanks to the sauna.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 25, 2024 09:43 AM (v6JzV)

Please to not forget birch branches! Da!

Posted by: Aunt Sara at June 25, 2024 09:45 AM (T+Iwg)

82 This is a wonderful painting: rich colors, incredibly fine detail, every figure is an individual in face and pose, a dramatic scene (at least for his Russian audience), and the way he uses natural light. I'm surprised he wasn't called the Russian Rembrandt. There is also a macabre element with the head in a basket and the whatever it is behind the seated figure.

Posted by: JTB at June 25, 2024 09:46 AM (zudum)

83 Who is kissing WHOM?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 25, 2024 09:46 AM (v6JzV)

84 Did the wedding guests go through a delousing station before the ceremony? I'm itching just looking at this.

Posted by: Major Hochstetter at June 25, 2024 09:46 AM (V5BDR)

85 Speaking of kissing.
It's Geezer Golf Tuesday.!
With any luck I can get those old farts to kiss a few bucks goodbye.
Woohoo!
Posted by: Diogenes at June 25, 2024 09:45 AM (W/lyH)

That's no golf ceremony.

Plenty of geezers, though.

Posted by: Robert at June 25, 2024 09:47 AM (V66Sr)

86 In Soviet Russia, marriage arranges you!

Posted by: Yakov Jerkov at June 25, 2024 09:49 AM (AR07F)

87 Sealed with a kiss. 💋

Posted by: redridinghood at June 25, 2024 09:49 AM (NpAcC)

88 The girl with the tray is frightened to death of these people. The girl to the left looks like she has plans on banging grandpa then stealing his money.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at June 25, 2024 09:49 AM (qZEuM)

89 The jester on the right...

Posted by: runner at June 25, 2024 09:49 AM (V13WU)

90 Looks like some dude is already passed out in that back center alcove. Maybe her true love who didn't have the bucks to spring for a ceremony?

Posted by: Diogenes at June 25, 2024 09:49 AM (W/lyH)

91 Boyars knew how to party !

Posted by: runner at June 25, 2024 09:50 AM (V13WU)

92 The girl to the left looks like she has plans on banging grandpa then stealing his money.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

"What the hell, I've done worse things for $20."

Posted by: Tonypete at June 25, 2024 09:50 AM (WXNFJ)

93 Please to not forget birch branches! Da!
Posted by: Aunt Sara
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My favourite aunt!

Posted by: sir harry flashman VC, KCB, KCIE at June 25, 2024 09:51 AM (ZdexC)

94 It's a lot easier just to swipe left.

Posted by: Most chicks today at June 25, 2024 09:51 AM (dg+HA)

95 What is a kissing ceremony?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 25, 2024 09:51 AM (EGSGm)

96 Off, sock.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at June 25, 2024 09:52 AM (T+Iwg)

97 95 What is a kissing ceremony?
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 25, 2024 09:51 AM (EGSGm)

Apparently its some ceremony where there is kissing.

Posted by: blaster at June 25, 2024 09:52 AM (xhfG9)

98 What is a kissing ceremony?
Posted by: vmom

In Oct at the TXMoMe, check out the tent behind the Port-a-Johns.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 25, 2024 09:53 AM (WXNFJ)

99 95 What is a kissing ceremony?
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See #69 if you know what I mean. [nudge, nudge, wink, wink]

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 25, 2024 09:53 AM (ZdexC)

100 95 What is a kissing ceremony?
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 25, 2024 09:51 AM (EGSGm)[/i[

Sorry, style guide says:

$20, same as in town

Posted by: blaster at June 25, 2024 09:53 AM (xhfG9)

101 Facial hair was held in high esteem.

Posted by: Casual observer at June 25, 2024 09:53 AM (dg+HA)

102 It's no Rothko. Meh

Posted by: Common Tater at June 25, 2024 09:53 AM (16bRC)

103 What is a kissing ceremony?
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 25, 2024 09:51 AM (EGSGm)

*Points at the picture*

That. That's a kissing ceremony.

Smooch.

Posted by: Robert at June 25, 2024 09:53 AM (V66Sr)

104 Boyar Morozov. Grand courtier, a man who had his finger in all the pies.

Posted by: runner at June 25, 2024 09:53 AM (V13WU)

105 A very busy painting. Might hang, though a very odd looking bunch of people.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 25, 2024 09:53 AM (N+p0+)

106 Is the kissing ceremony followed by a disrobing ceremony?

Posted by: dantesed at June 25, 2024 09:54 AM (Oy/m2)

107 The details! Just can't stop seeing new little bits of exquisite detail.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at June 25, 2024 09:54 AM (/HxLC)

108 Until the 17th century in Russia there was a complex and unusual kissing ritual that surprised foreigners. It began with the fact that the hosts and guests exchanged deep bows. Then they drank from a shared glass of wine and after that the guests kissed on the lips ... the wife of the owner.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 25, 2024 09:54 AM (oZhjI)

109 Good Morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear into the heart of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 25, 2024 09:54 AM (u82oZ)

110 What is a kissing ceremony?
Posted by: vmom

In Oct at the TXMoMe, check out the tent behind the Port-a-Johns.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 25, 2024 09:53 AM (WXNFJ)

Whatever you do, DO NOT look in the port-a-johns!

Posted by: Diogenes at June 25, 2024 09:54 AM (W/lyH)

111 WOW!

It's a real scorcher down here on the peanut ranch today! So,,,,

LETS DANCE!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIHs15lejJw

Posted by: Jimmy Carter at June 25, 2024 09:55 AM (EFZgU)

112 There are some not-so-happy looking people there.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 25, 2024 09:55 AM (Q4IgG)

113 The guy on the far left looks like Brian Blessed. And the dark-haired girl with the tray looks like Ugly Betty from the TV series.

The guys on the right look like aged sots.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 25, 2024 09:55 AM (J2vNu)

114 Is the kissing ceremony followed by a disrobing ceremony?
Posted by: dantesed

Uncover the butt, then kiss it.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 25, 2024 09:55 AM (1UfpD)

115 Proto-Dems grooming the children.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 25, 2024 09:55 AM (u82oZ)

116 s the kissing ceremony followed by a disrobing ceremony?
Posted by: dantesed

Guessing that is an extra long and smelly ceremony.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at June 25, 2024 09:56 AM (/HxLC)

117 106 Is the kissing ceremony followed by a disrobing ceremony?
Posted by: dantesed at June 25, 2024 09:54 AM (Oy/m2)

Heavy Petting

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 25, 2024 09:56 AM (ENQN6)

118 Is the kissing ceremony followed by a disrobing ceremony?
Posted by: dantesed

Then the royal bath.

"Your penis is clean, your majesty."

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at June 25, 2024 09:56 AM (qZEuM)

119 I think that may not be a head in a basket. I think it's a drunken guy passed out sleeping

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 25, 2024 09:56 AM (m+AZt)

120 Taco Tuesday?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 25, 2024 09:56 AM (Ud7de)

121 Uncover the butt, then kiss it.
Posted by: rickb223

Oh, an interview then.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 25, 2024 09:56 AM (WXNFJ)

122 What is a kissing ceremony?

Some bullshit Hall-of-Fame induction.

Posted by: Paul, Peter, Gene and Ace at June 25, 2024 09:56 AM (w9Wax)

123 What is a kissing ceremony?

==

Old tradition in old Russia, when the woman of the house would come out to visit with the guests. Introduction of sorts, since they were not socializing otherwise.

Posted by: runner at June 25, 2024 09:56 AM (V13WU)

124 Ran across an amusing twitter exchange...

Feminist: Male privilege is wearing the same outfit to multiple events while women can't wear the same dress twice no matter how cute it is

Response: There isn't a straight man on earth that cares if you wear the same cute dress twice. The negative comments come from other women

Posted by: 18-1 at June 25, 2024 09:56 AM (oZhjI)

125 Boeing isn't doing very well, is it?

https://tinyurl.com/6ebyj2vf

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 25, 2024 09:57 AM (+Qc1J)

126 The guy on the far left looks like Brian Blessed.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 25, 2024 09:55 AM (J2vNu)

Gordon is alive?!?

Posted by: Robert at June 25, 2024 09:57 AM (gZnYp)

127 Is there a painting of the baby making ceremony?

Posted by: Beavis at June 25, 2024 09:57 AM (dg+HA)

128 Heavy Petting
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Third Base!

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 25, 2024 09:57 AM (ZdexC)

129 Lotta passed out drunk peeps.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 25, 2024 09:57 AM (1UfpD)

130 So I see the latest data on Sun Warming vs. Greenhouse Warming that the set was multiplied by -1 and then graphed so that the relationship is inverse to the TRUTH.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 25, 2024 09:58 AM (ENQN6)

131 Taco Tuesday?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 25, 2024 09:56 AM (Ud7de)

Tummy rubs, geezer gold and tacos.

What *doesn't* happen on Tuesdays?

Posted by: Robert at June 25, 2024 09:59 AM (gZnYp)

132 People Surprised And Worried By UK Army Ad Showing Exclusively White People

“They’re taking us to war.”

Posted by: SMOD at June 25, 2024 09:59 AM (RHGPo)

133 With all those robes on, you could let out gallons of bloody diarrhea and no one would know a thing until you moved.

Posted by: Homeless Guy in San Jose at June 25, 2024 09:59 AM (6E/r6)

134 Womens look good in a burlap sack, if it's cut right. Or maybe even if it ain't. Plus, all that stuff is just going to end up in a pile on the floor anyhow. "Quit yer grinnin' and drop yer linen" right?

Posted by: Common Tater at June 25, 2024 09:59 AM (16bRC)

135 It's a look into the future.

Bill Belichick wanting to spy the young stud his 23 year old girlfriend is banging

Posted by: mpfs, ubi porci mali at June 25, 2024 10:00 AM (c4NPH)

136 Ran across an amusing twitter exchange...

Feminist: Male privilege is wearing the same outfit to multiple events while women can't wear the same dress twice no matter how cute it is

Response: There isn't a straight man on earth that cares if you wear the same cute dress twice. The negative comments come from other women
Posted by: 18-1

Actually, the straight man is hoping you'll take that cute dress off for a third time, IYKWIM.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 25, 2024 10:00 AM (1UfpD)

137 Hooters Clips Its Wings, Closes Dozens Of Locations Due To ‘Market Conditions’

BIDENOMICS

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 25, 2024 10:00 AM (ENQN6)

138 The basket on the table is interesting. The right end looks like a duck's head and the left end maybe the tail.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at June 25, 2024 10:00 AM (dg+HA)

139 What is a kissing ceremony?

Some bullshit Hall-of-Fame induction.
Posted by: Paul, Peter, Gene and Ace

So like the Oscars?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at June 25, 2024 10:00 AM (L/fGl)

140 131 Taco Tuesday?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 25, 2024 09:56 AM (Ud7de)

Tummy rubs, geezer gold and tacos.

What *doesn't* happen on Tuesdays?
Posted by: Robert at June 25, 2024 09:59 AM (gZnYp)

Tuesdays are ok in my book. It's not Monday anymore. It's almost Hump Day. Tuesdays are like that decent Aunt who always buys you nice Christmas presents.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 25, 2024 10:01 AM (Ud7de)

141 All this talk of war saddens me. I don't have PTSD, but I seen things. Bad things. Madeline Albright in an A2 bomber jacket at Osan. Jeeze louise it was awful

Posted by: Common Tater at June 25, 2024 10:01 AM (16bRC)

142 Joe destroys what is great about Merica

titties n beer

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 25, 2024 10:03 AM (ENQN6)

143 Kissing is fun.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 25, 2024 10:03 AM (jg54c)

144 With all those robes on, you could let out gallons of bloody diarrhea and no one would know a thing until you moved.
Posted by: Homeless Guy in San Jose

Completely tasteless, yet thought provoking.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at June 25, 2024 10:03 AM (qZEuM)

145 The basket on the table is interesting. The right end looks like a duck's head and the left end maybe the tail.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at June 25, 2024 10:00 AM (dg+HA)

The rare duck-billed horse.

Posted by: BignJames at June 25, 2024 10:03 AM (AwYPR)

146 You Have To Kiss A Lot Of Frogs To Find Your Prince.

Posted by: redridinghood at June 25, 2024 10:03 AM (NpAcC)

147 137 Hooters Clips Its Wings, Closes Dozens Of Locations Due To ‘Market Conditions’

BIDENOMICS
Posted by: rhennigantx

That's only half of it. We've done our part to make young men either not WANT to look at hot, scantily clad women, or feel that it's wrong.

Posted by: LGBTQIA2S+ Activists and Feminists at June 25, 2024 10:04 AM (JCZqz)

148 Ok folks. Serious question.
40 states are sane. 10 states require a fishing license on completely self contained farm ponds that are built, filled and stocked privately.

Where do state Fish & Game feel that they get the jurisdiction to dictate what is done on private property WITH private property?
I understand game animals, since they don’t respect fences and wander. But privately bought fish, stocked in a privately built pond?

I'm not seeing the connection.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 25, 2024 10:04 AM (1UfpD)

149 With all those robes on, you could let out gallons of bloody diarrhea and no one would know a thing until you moved.
Posted by: Homeless Guy in San Jose at June 25, 2024

***
Well, there goes my interest in lunch.

Posted by: San Jose Tourist at June 25, 2024 10:05 AM (J2vNu)

150 Can no one rid of of this troublesome Troll ?

Posted by: It's me donna at June 25, 2024 10:05 AM (Akjoo)

151 135 It's a look into the future.

Bill Belichick wanting to spy the young stud his 23 year old girlfriend is banging
Posted by: mpfs, ubi porci mali at June 25, 2024

Alternate look:

Bill Belichick hands over a lot of money the year after their prenup indicates she is eligible to receive it.

Posted by: Piper at June 25, 2024 10:05 AM (p4NUW)

152 Colonoscopy tomorrow.
God, I hate the prep.

Posted by: mpfs, ubi porci mali at June 25, 2024 10:05 AM (c4NPH)

153 you'd think a restaurant chain with deep fried foods and cute waitresses would be recession-proof

did they change the food or the girls?
gotta be one or the other

Posted by: Don Black at June 25, 2024 10:06 AM (/7KEl)

154 German Woman Imprisoned for 'Offending' [a] Migrant Arrested for Child Sexual Abuse

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And gets a longer sentence than the rapist. Rapists are people too!

https://shorturl.at/s2wnw

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at June 25, 2024 10:06 AM (L/fGl)

155 Point:
Prior to this week I had never heard the term “chèap fakes.” I would not be surprised if this term was created soley for the purpose of a talking point to defend Biden. Couldn’t use “deep fake” because that is a well defined term and could easily be checked. So they created a term that sounds very similar ( to keep the negative connotations) and started accusing those showing the videos of this poorly defined term of being guilty of “cheap fakes.”

Counterpoint: I’d heard of the phrase “chèap fakes,” but usually in regard to breast enhancement.

Posted by: SMOD at June 25, 2024 10:06 AM (RHGPo)

156
Ugh.

A very nicely done painting - details, colors - but would much prefer distributing Host gift bags to party attendees.

Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at June 25, 2024 10:06 AM (NFX2v)

157 145 The basket on the table is interesting. The right end looks like a duck's head and the left end maybe the tail.
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I assume it's a Rus-ian longboat.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 25, 2024 10:06 AM (ZdexC)

158 I told you! No tongue!

Posted by: Live from Madhouse Farm at June 25, 2024 10:06 AM (kBHM9)

159 Colostomy tomorrow, comedy tonight!

Posted by: A funny thing happened on the way to the bathroom at June 25, 2024 10:07 AM (dg+HA)

160 Kissing is fun.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 25, 2024 10:03 AM (jg54c)

So is eating cheeseburgers but at least the burger doesn't scream, "No!"

That being said I'll gladly pay you Thursday for a hamburger today.

Posted by: Robert at June 25, 2024 10:07 AM (gZnYp)

161 What *doesn't* happen on Tuesdays?
Posted by: Robert

Business time is on Wednesday...

https://tinyurl.com/ms2xse4h

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at June 25, 2024 10:08 AM (/HxLC)

162 Colonoscopy tomorrow.
God, I hate the prep.

Posted by: mpfs, ubi porci mali at June 25, 2024 10:05 AM (c4NPH)

This is why you need a tv/computer in the bathroom.

Posted by: BignJames at June 25, 2024 10:08 AM (AwYPR)

163 Russian Longboat sounds urban dictionaryish.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at June 25, 2024 10:08 AM (qZEuM)

164 also, would not hang this
it's kind of monochromatic, in a golden sort of way

Posted by: Don Black at June 25, 2024 10:08 AM (/7KEl)

165 Monica Seles' dad got a longer sentence for tax evasion than the asshole who stabbed his daughter.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 25, 2024 10:09 AM (ZdexC)

166 Colonoscopy tomorrow.
God, I hate the prep.

Posted by: mpfs, ubi porci mali at June 25, 2024 10:05 AM (c4NPH)

This is why you need a tv/computer in the bathroom.
Posted by: BignJames at June 25, 2024 10:08 AM (AwYPR)

Smart phone, problem solved.

Of course you have the new problem of sitting there for forty minutes chuckling at YouTube Shorts while the poop cakes onto your ass.

Posted by: Robert at June 25, 2024 10:09 AM (gZnYp)

167 You Have To Kiss A Lot Of Frogs To Find Your Prince.
Posted by: redridinghood at June 25, 2024 10:03 AM (NpAcC)
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So I've been toad.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 25, 2024 10:09 AM (+Qc1J)

168 Uncover the butt, then kiss it.
Posted by: rickb223

I've said it a few times.

"Kiss your ass, lady? Bare it. I can go in my closet and kiss pants."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 25, 2024 10:10 AM (Zz0t1)

169 From the "beat her up until she consents to the abortion across state lines" party...

Breaking911 @Breaking911 4h
CARVILLE: "Democratic culture has too many preachy females. 'Don't eat hamburgers, don't watch football, wear a condom!’ Like, man, shit, leave me alone. [...] We're gonna lose Hispanic males -- we're gonna fuckin' lose 'em!""

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 25, 2024 10:10 AM (ZdexC)

170 Paid Troll is lying asshoe.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 25, 2024 10:10 AM (Zz0t1)

171 Colonoscopy tomorrow.
God, I hate the prep.

Posted by: mpfs, ubi porci mali at June 25, 2024 10:05 AM (c4NPH)

This is why you need a tv/computer in the bathroom.
Posted by: BignJames a

Exactly. I'm charging the laptop right now.

It's a 3 Dulcolax, Gatorade, Miralax day.
I shall prevail.

Posted by: mpfs, ubi porci mali at June 25, 2024 10:10 AM (c4NPH)

172 Time To Admit It: Democrats Are The Party of Sexual Perverts

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In addition to being the party of lust, they are also the party of wrath, pride, envy, greed, gluttony, and sloth.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at June 25, 2024 10:10 AM (L/fGl)

173 Womens look good in a burlap sack, if it's cut right.

You asked for it:

https://tinyurl.com/28as56ed

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 25, 2024 10:11 AM (Q0kLU)

174 Paid Troll is lying asshoe.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden

Don't worry, I'll just shit him out today.

Posted by: mpfs, ubi porci mali at June 25, 2024 10:11 AM (c4NPH)

175 The "flat-chested" Biden Camp Posts “Cheap Fakes”

Posted by: SMOD at June 25, 2024 10:11 AM (RHGPo)

176 Time To Admit It: Democrats Are The Party of Sexual Perverts
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In addition to being the party of lust, they are also the party of wrath, pride, envy, greed, gluttony, and sloth.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at June 25, 2024 10:10 AM (L/fGl)
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Yet they take Pride in everything they do.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 25, 2024 10:11 AM (+Qc1J)

177 Whitmer was asked why President Joe Biden has so far struggled to earn widespread credit for the $1.2 trillion bipartisan infrastructure law among voters.

Her response? Voters have been worn out by the pandemic and many just haven't been tuned in to what's happening in Washington.

"I think the pandemic's taken a toll. People are stressed out," Whitmer told the Times. "They're just trying to pay the grocery bill, get the kids off to school, show up at their job, and maybe get a little bit of sleep at night. They're not consuming everything."

Every time I rant at detours and closed residential streets I tell myself “This means jobs. And money coming in from workers frequenting businesses along the way. And all up the supply chain there are benefits.”

Sherrod Brown and said the way to sell the Infrastructure Act was to inconvenience people. Have them drive through a construction zone and see the improvements being made.

It's because the media isn't letting people know. Whitmer should have asked the NYT why they don't report on the success of the infrastructure bill.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 25, 2024 10:12 AM (JCZqz)

178 Carville should be fed to feral hogs.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at June 25, 2024 10:12 AM (qZEuM)

179 It's a 3 Dulcolax, Gatorade, Miralax day.
I shall prevail.
Posted by: mpfs, ubi porci mali at June 25, 2024 10:10 AM (c4NPH)

Don't forget the preventative A&D ointment

Posted by: spypeach at June 25, 2024 10:12 AM (UuB/1)

180 Came across a story yesterday saying that "doctors" seemed to believe Joe Biden has Parkinsons.

Posted by: SMOD at June 25, 2024 10:12 AM (RHGPo)

181 Colonoscopy tomorrow.

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Comedy tonight!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at June 25, 2024 10:12 AM (L/fGl)

182 Excellent advice spypeach.

Posted by: mpfs, ubi porci mali at June 25, 2024 10:12 AM (c4NPH)

183 165 Russian Longboat sounds urban dictionaryish.
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It's a Mexican wheelbarrow but you cross your fingers.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 25, 2024 10:13 AM (ZdexC)

184 Carville is starting to sound like George Carlin.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at June 25, 2024 10:13 AM (dg+HA)

185
Don't worry, I'll just shit him out today.
Posted by: mpfs, ubi porci mali at June 25, 2024 10:11 AM (c4NPH)

Ahh...good. I just took a Biden, so can't conjure up a troll just yet.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 25, 2024 10:13 AM (Zz0t1)

186 Democrats help America
American Taliban repress America
Sad

Posted by: Troll at June 25, 2024 10:13 AM (Ft4zW)

187 did they change the food or the girls?
gotta be one or the other

The food has always been marginal at best and IIRC they did try to change the girls a few years ago but I don't know how long that lasted.

Posted by: Oddbob at June 25, 2024 10:13 AM (/y8xj)

188 113 Brian Blessed

Is there any man in Moscow who has not made out with my daughter?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 25, 2024 10:13 AM (v6JzV)

189 Kissing is fun.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 25, 2024 10:03 AM (jg54c)

Frankly, I could use a little fun in my life.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 25, 2024 10:13 AM (Q0kLU)

190 "137 Hooters Clips Its Wings, Closes Dozens Of Locations Due To ‘Market Conditions"

Maybe they will reopen as "Wieners".

Posted by: fd at June 25, 2024 10:14 AM (vFG9F)

191 Kissing Ceremony

The moral regulations for Russian households (Domostroi) were written by a Novgorod monk called Sylvester [is this a Seinfeld bit?] in the sixteenth century. These rules condemned Russian women to a life spent in solitude. Before the reforms of Peter the Great, prominent citizens did not show their wives or daughters to strangers. Close relations were required for the head of the household to open the door to the female terem*.

In honour of this occasion, the kissing ceremony was performed. The mistress of the house would appear in festive attire, holding a goblet of wine. After taking a sip of the wine, she bowed and offered it to the guest. The man of the house would also bow and invite the guest to kiss his wife. The ceremony ended with the presentation of expensive shawls. [Definitely a Seinfeld bit].

Stolen from the intertubes. Those Russians.

Word power. Terem: the separate living quarters occupied by elite women of the Grand Duchy of Moscow and Tsardom of Russia. The unelite women were hitched to a plow.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at June 25, 2024 10:14 AM (W3n7o)

192 Dark ages edition of cocoon.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 25, 2024 10:14 AM (VwHCD)

193 Dynamic volume, scouring plumbing. And that’s before you flush.

Posted by: Eromero at June 25, 2024 10:15 AM (o2ZRX)

194 > That's only half of it. We've done our part to make young men either not WANT to look at hot, scantily clad women, or feel that it's wrong.
Posted by: LGBTQIA2S+ Activists and Feminists
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Has anyone actually been to a Hooters recently and can comment on the "quality" of the staff? I seem to recall some of the alphabet people bitching and moaning about not being represented at those joints.

Bet some real heifers are there now...

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 25, 2024 10:15 AM (Q4IgG)

195 I seem to remember a few years ago, some 'big' girls wanted to work at Hooters

Posted by: Don Black at June 25, 2024 10:16 AM (/7KEl)

196 113 Brian Blessed

Is there any man in Moscow who has not made out with my daughter?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 25, 2024 10:13 AM

"Chiswick! Fresh horses!!!"

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 25, 2024 10:16 AM (kgE5c)

197 I hope this doesn't mean we have to wear masks.

ABC News
@ABC
The U.S. Surgeon General, Dr. Vivek Murthy, issued a new advisory on Tuesday declaring gun violence a public health crisis.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at June 25, 2024 10:16 AM (L/fGl)

198 Maybe they will reopen as "Wieners".

Posted by: fd at June 25, 2024 10:14 AM (vFG9F)

Too late...

https://www.wienerschnitzel.com/

Posted by: BignJames at June 25, 2024 10:16 AM (AwYPR)

199 137 Hooters Clips Its Wings, Closes Dozens Of Locations Due To ‘Market Conditions"

Maybe they will reopen as "Wieners".
Posted by: fd at June 25, 2024 10:14 AM (vFG9F)

The Hooters in Lewisville, TX off the freeway closed down, but it sucked. The service sucked, which was always surprising. Management at that location didn't give a shit and it showed.

Hooters corporate made the decision to close stores that weren't performing well, so that location brought that on itself.

F*ck Joe Biden.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 25, 2024 10:16 AM (Zz0t1)

200 Sherrod Brown and said the way to sell the Infrastructure Act was to inconvenience people. Have them drive through a construction zone and see the improvements being made.
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Do you need any further proof that there is bigtime cheating in place?

Posted by: ... at June 25, 2024 10:16 AM (ugRIO)

201 Is that a red dot on the cashmere shawl??

Posted by: boyar george at June 25, 2024 10:17 AM (ZdexC)

202 Has anyone actually been to a Hooters recently and can comment on the "quality" of the staff? I seem to recall some of the alphabet people bitching and moaning about not being represented at those joints.

Bet some real heifers are there now...
Posted by: Martini Farmer

How much will pay me to do so research for you?

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at June 25, 2024 10:17 AM (W3n7o)

203 Paid Troll is lying asshoe.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 25, 2024 10:10 AM (Zz0t1)

That's got to be a sock.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 25, 2024 10:17 AM (Jv1VF)

204 I just checked the ontvtonight.com site, the one I use for local OTA listings. Trump vs. The Vegetable Lasagna will be on *five* different channels at 8 Central on Thursday night. I'd thought it might be hard to find it, but all the major networks, Fox, ABC, et al., are carrying it.

Yes, I know Ace or his cobs will have a full rundown either at the time or on Friday -- but I'm still considering watching at least the first half hour. I'd like to be able to say "I watched F. Joke beclown himself on national TV!"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 25, 2024 10:17 AM (J2vNu)

205 Which one is the Kissing Bandit? I don't it;s the guy leaning in for a kiss.

Posted by: Outside. In my garage. at June 25, 2024 10:17 AM (89Sog)

206 Has anyone actually been to a Hooters recently and can comment on the "quality" of the staff? I seem to recall some of the alphabet people bitching and moaning about not being represented at those joints.

Bet some real heifers are there now...
Posted by: Martini Farmer

Trigglypuff on a landwhale scooter will take your order now.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at June 25, 2024 10:17 AM (qZEuM)

207
It's a 3 Dulcolax, Gatorade, Miralax day.
I shall prevail.
Posted by: mpfs, ubi porci mali at June 25, 2024 10:10 AM (c4NPH)

pro tip
vodka is clear liquid

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 25, 2024 10:17 AM (ENQN6)

208 Hooters Clips Its Wings, Closes Dozens Of Locations Due To ‘Market Conditions’

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Hooters waitress invited me to a Hooters party way back when. I had just got engaged to my lovely wife, so no. Always wondered what that would have been like. They were having 'couples competitions' in party events.

Posted by: Just some guy at June 25, 2024 10:18 AM (kBHM9)

209 @ABC
The U.S. Surgeon General, Dr. Vivek Murthy, issued a new advisory on Tuesday declaring gun violence a public health crisis.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at June 25, 2024 10:16 AM (L/fGl)

There's 450 million guns owned in this country. If there was a health crisis due to guns, you'd know it.

We have an illegal alien crisis a hell of a lot more than we have a 'gun crisis,' asshole.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 25, 2024 10:18 AM (Zz0t1)

210 "Gun Violence"

Them random hunks of metal can go off at anytime. Anytime, anywhere.

Posted by: Common Tater at June 25, 2024 10:18 AM (16bRC)

211 We have another ritual for treacherous boyars. It involves a giant frying pan.

Posted by: Oprichniki at June 25, 2024 10:18 AM (0FoWg)

212 >@ABC
The U.S. Surgeon General, Dr. Vivek Murthy, issued a new advisory on Tuesday declaring gun violence a public health crisis.

Doc's not wrong
getting shot is bad for you

Posted by: Don Black at June 25, 2024 10:18 AM (/7KEl)

213 ABC News
@ABC
The U.S. Surgeon General, Dr. Vivek Murthy, issued a new advisory on Tuesday declaring gun violence a public health crisis.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at June 25, 2024 10:16 AM (L/fGl)

Yeah, I don't think if you've taken two to the chest that that's a problem that can be solved with a couple of pills and some bandages.

Fuck it, I'm declaring Democrat governance a public health crisis.

Posted by: Robert at June 25, 2024 10:19 AM (jMIXq)

214 The U.S. Surgeon General, Dr. Vivek Murthy, issued a new advisory on Tuesday declaring gun violence a public health crisis.
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Inhaling gun-powder fumes will blow your lungs right out!

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 25, 2024 10:19 AM (ZdexC)

215 200 Sherrod Brown and said the way to sell the Infrastructure Act was to inconvenience people. Have them drive through a construction zone and see the improvements being made.
------

Do you need any further proof that there is bigtime cheating in place?
Posted by: ... at June 25, 2024 10:16 AM (ugRIO)

I think that was Obamas plan. Spend money to tear up roads and then as for moar for the fix.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 25, 2024 10:19 AM (ENQN6)

216
That's got to be a sock.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 25, 2024 10:17 AM (Jv1VF)

Judging by what I've read so far this morning, it's either Maxine Waters or whomever the DNC Chair is.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 25, 2024 10:19 AM (Zz0t1)

217 > Bet some real heifers are there now...
Posted by: Martini Farmer

How much will pay me to do so research for you?
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram
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That you want to be paid tells me all I need to know about the perceived quality of women now working at Hooters.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 25, 2024 10:19 AM (Q4IgG)

218 The Hooters in Lewisville, TX off the freeway closed down, but it sucked. The service sucked, which was always surprising. Management at that location didn't give a shit and it showed.

Hooters corporate made the decision to close stores that weren't performing well, so that location brought that on itself.

F*ck Joe Biden.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 25, 2024

***
I have one on my side of the river, about ten minutes' drive from me. The one time I went, it was not bad. Some of the girls could have used a little toning; they were stuffed into their T-shirts and shorts. But the service was okay; the burger pretty good and not too expensive. Of course that was early in the Reign of F. Joke, so a simple burger could be outlandishly priced now.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 25, 2024 10:20 AM (J2vNu)

219 So, who’s up for some turnipball after the kissing ceremony?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 25, 2024 10:20 AM (v6JzV)

220 Good news, everyone! Big Potato Chip is finally going to get what it deserves!

Rep. Mikie Sherrill
@RepSherrill
We’ve all felt the disappointment of opening a bag of chips & finding out that it’s mostly full of air – and that’s not an accident.
I'm supporting a bill to make sure large corporations cannot sell less, charge more, & make New Jerseyans foot the bill.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at June 25, 2024 10:20 AM (L/fGl)

221 I honestly fear the chainsaw bayonet more than anything.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 25, 2024 10:20 AM (Zz0t1)

222 214 The U.S. Surgeon General, Dr. Vivek Murthy, issued a new advisory on Tuesday declaring gun violence a public health crisis.
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Inhaling gun-powder fumes will blow your lungs right out!
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 25, 2024 10:19 AM (ZdexC)

If 50% of the time the guns laws were enforced then gun crime would drop by almost 90%.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 25, 2024 10:20 AM (ENQN6)

223 Ya know I've never been to a Hooter's.

I always heard that the food was not good and terribly overpriced.

Posted by: Robert at June 25, 2024 10:20 AM (jMIXq)

224 @RepSherrill
We’ve all felt the disappointment of opening a bag of chips & finding out that it’s mostly full of air – and that’s not an accident.
I'm supporting a bill to make sure large corporations cannot sell less, charge more, & make New Jerseyans foot the bill.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at June 25, 2024 10:20 AM (L/fGl)

*sigh*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 25, 2024 10:20 AM (Zz0t1)

225 The U.S. Surgeon General, Dr. Vivek Murthy, issued a new advisory on Tuesday declaring gun violence a public health crisis.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

With all this talk about gun violence, I assumed "don't get shot" would have been higher on the list.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 25, 2024 10:21 AM (1UfpD)

226 The U.S. Surgeon General, Dr. Vivek Murthy, issued a new advisory on Tuesday declaring gun violence a public health crisis.
*
Doc's not wrong
getting shot is bad for you
Posted by: Don Black at June 25, 2024

***
He issued the same pronouncement in 2015, during Jugears's time.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 25, 2024 10:21 AM (J2vNu)

227 We’ve all felt the disappointment of opening a bag of chips & finding out that it’s mostly full of air – and that’s not an accident.
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Look forward to your Victory Chips being crushed powder in their government-approved tight bags.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 25, 2024 10:22 AM (ZdexC)

228 152 Colonoscopy tomorrow.
God, I hate the prep.
Posted by: mpfs, ubi porci mali at June 25, 2024 10:05 AM

Hopefully, they gave you the SUTAB prep. I used it for mine and everyone’s said it’s much easier than the other stuff. A lot of water, though. Best wishes for good results tomorrow!

Posted by: Moonbeam at June 25, 2024 10:22 AM (rbKZ6)

229 Ya know I've never been to a Hooter's.

I always heard that the food was not good and terribly overpriced.
Posted by: Robert at June 25, 2024 10:20 AM (jMIXq)

Where I've been to one or two that didn't put effort into their food quality, overall, my experience at them have been good over the years.

Wife and daughter enjoyed going there on occasion. When daughter was a baby, the waitresses would carry her off and entertain her for a bit. She enjoyed herself then too.

The price of everything sucks nowadays, but in the past, it wasn't anything I'd consider excessive.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 25, 2024 10:22 AM (Zz0t1)

230 Working for tips at a place that makes you kiss up to overweight middle aged insurance adjusters while serving them beer and mediocre bar food?

There's an easier way to make money and never leave the house.

Posted by: OnlyFans at June 25, 2024 10:23 AM (dg+HA)

231 Inhaling gun-powder fumes will blow your lungs right out!

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 25, 2024 10:19 AM (ZdexC)

Ok, I laughed.

Posted by: Just some guy at June 25, 2024 10:23 AM (kBHM9)

232
The U.S. Surgeon General, Dr. Vivek Murthy, issued a new advisory on Tuesday declaring gun violence a public health crisis.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

__________

Gun violence is Democrats shooting Democrats.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 25, 2024 10:23 AM (MoZTd)

233 >@RepSherrill
We’ve all felt the disappointment of opening a bag of chips & finding out that it’s mostly full of air – and that’s not an accident.

---

Boy, are you stupid
that's to help prevent breakage during shipment
'product is sold by weight, not volume'

Posted by: Don Black at June 25, 2024 10:23 AM (/7KEl)

234 Sponge with a first? Blasphemy. Soak it up, buddy.
As others said, amazing detail in the painting.

Posted by: scampydog at June 25, 2024 10:23 AM (2bFN5)

235 Rep. Mikie Sherrill
@RepSherrill
We’ve all felt the disappointment of opening a bag of chips & finding out that it’s mostly full of air – and that’s not an accident.
I'm supporting a bill to make sure large corporations cannot sell less, charge more, & make New Jerseyans foot the bill.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at June 25, 2024 10:20 AM (L/fGl)

Mikie Sherrill is in the pocket of Big Pringle.

Posted by: Robert at June 25, 2024 10:23 AM (jMIXq)

236 Everyone know who popular social media personality Mr. Beast is?

Well, here's some more for you to know:

https://tinyurl.com/ysnnyduh

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 25, 2024 10:23 AM (+Qc1J)

237 The U.S. Surgeon General, Dr. Vivek Murthy, issued a new advisory on Tuesday declaring gun violence a public health crisis. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45!

There's 450 million guns owned in this country. If there was a health crisis due to guns, you'd know it. We have an illegal alien crisis a hell of a lot more than we have a 'gun crisis,' asshole. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden

The NM Communist Governor tried this stunt but with higher ambitions; she outright tried to nullify the 2nd amendment via a public health emergency. She used this trick during Covid to shut down the state for a year and then some. She got away with the Covid stunt; she didn't make it past the Federal district court with the second. In a snit she banned carrying firearms in one county while on government property. These shits never give up.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at June 25, 2024 10:23 AM (W3n7o)

238 I have one on my side of the river, about ten minutes' drive from me. The one time I went, it was not bad. Some of the girls could have used a little toning; they were stuffed into their T-shirts and shorts. But the service was okay; the burger pretty good and not too expensive. Of course that was early in the Reign of F. Joke, so a simple burger could be outlandishly priced now.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

The one and only time I ever went, I realized the girls wore the thick, heavy dancer's tights. So you couldn't even tell what they truly looked like.

Fuggettaboutit.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 25, 2024 10:24 AM (1UfpD)

239 33% of federal financial aid goes to negative ROI degrees.

Posted by: SMOD at June 25, 2024 10:24 AM (RHGPo)

240 Leftists have, for all intents and purposes, created an open air insane asylum. If you think the problems they created are bad, wait till you see their solutions!

Posted by: Common Tater at June 25, 2024 10:24 AM (16bRC)

241 The boyars were the deep state of their time. Until Ivan came along, anyway. He put paid to them for good.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 25, 2024 10:24 AM (0FoWg)

242 pro tip
vodka is clear liquid
Posted by: rhennigantx

Nice choice.
What could go wrong having a few Grey Goose Miralax martinis?

Posted by: mpfs, ubi porci mali at June 25, 2024 10:25 AM (c4NPH)

243 ABC News
@ABC
The U.S. Surgeon General, Dr. Vivek Murthy, issued a new advisory on Tuesday declaring gun violence a public health crisis.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at June 25, 2024 10:16 AM (L/fGl)
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This is not funny. I recall a long time ago being warned that this gives the federal government sweeping powers to enact edicts the same way they did during the Corona period. They're starting something big.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 25, 2024 10:25 AM (+Qc1J)

244 Working for tips at a place that makes you kiss up to overweight middle aged insurance adjusters while serving them beer and mediocre bar food?

Posted by: OnlyFans at June 25, 2024 10:23 AM (dg+HA)

Hey! I'm right here!!!

Posted by: Just some guy at June 25, 2024 10:26 AM (kBHM9)

245 The U.S. Surgeon General, Dr. Vivek Murthy, issued a new advisory on Tuesday declaring gun violence a public health crisis.

Yet another useless, time-wasting bureaucrat whose job needs to be eliminated.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 25, 2024 10:27 AM (Q0kLU)

246 Colonoscopy tomorrow. God, I hate the prep. Posted by: mpfs, ubi porci mali

Hopefully, they gave you the SUTAB prep. I used it for mine and everyone’s said it’s much easier than the other stuff. A lot of water, though. Best wishes for good results tomorrow! Posted by: Moonbeam

I had one in March. I am still seeing a trauma counselor over the stuff I had to drink. If you think the prep is awful wait for the follow up visit; that is when you get to see the tourism pics. I am seeing a second trauma counselor over those.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at June 25, 2024 10:27 AM (W3n7o)

247 Thanks Moonbeam!

I've done this before, colon cancer in the family. The prep has gotten easier over the years but it's still a pain in the ass.

Posted by: mpfs, ubi porci mali at June 25, 2024 10:27 AM (c4NPH)

248 "Doc's not wrong
getting shot is bad for you*

No shot. Dog bite.

https://youtu.be/ESXdl31QWCE

Posted by: Obligatory Seinfeld reference at June 25, 2024 10:27 AM (dg+HA)

249 Taylor Swift Sparks Backlash After Leading Crowd In "F*** The Patriarchy" Lyric Chant

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Catchy.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at June 25, 2024 10:27 AM (L/fGl)

250 I see the Conservatives won that Tranna-area by-election last night. Good news.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 25, 2024 10:28 AM (Jv1VF)

251
The guy on the right is extremely nearsighted and writing something. Why must you always assume Russians are drunk?

Posted by: Auspex at June 25, 2024 10:28 AM (j4U/Z)

252 Boy, are you stupid
that's to help prevent breakage during shipment
'product is sold by weight, not volume'
Posted by: Don Black at June 25, 2024 10:23 AM (/7KEl)
-

Are you thick? What about the weight of the extra air?

Hold on...

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 25, 2024 10:28 AM (+Qc1J)

253 Hooter’s used to make a great grilled cheese sandwich… butter slathered on Texas Toast, grilled, lots of excellent dill pickle slices on the side… they put a block’s worth of cheddar cheese in the sandwich… I just got hungry..

Posted by: tubal at June 25, 2024 10:28 AM (PCK5/)

254 Working for tips at a place that makes you kiss up to overweight middle aged insurance adjusters while serving them beer and mediocre bar food?

I'm not an insurance adjuster.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 25, 2024 10:28 AM (Q0kLU)

255 Rep. Mikie Sherrill
@RepSherrill
We’ve all felt the disappointment of opening a bag of chips & finding out that it’s mostly full of air – and that’s not an accident.
I'm supporting a bill to make sure large corporations cannot sell less, charge more, & make New Jerseyans foot the bill.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at June 25, 2024 10:20 AM (L/fGl)

Once again were are a 2% solution Big Govt. This is not a serious issue. The chip market is around $20 B.

Medicare and Medicate are $42 BILLION WEEKLY.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 25, 2024 10:28 AM (ENQN6)

256 Has anyone actually been to a Hooters recently and can comment on the "quality" of the staff? I seem to recall some of the alphabet people bitching and moaning about not being represented at those joints.

Bet some real heifers are there now...
Posted by: Martini Farmer

Sadly, your fears are more accurate than I bet you realized.

https://tinyurl.com/4k29ss4n

Plenty of the liberal definition on "diversity" (all the same of the correct race), and "heifer" seems appropriate, but is probably super racist. I denounce myself.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at June 25, 2024 10:28 AM (JCZqz)

257 >>>Tuesdays are ok in my book.

Sorry, man, Tuesday's Gone

Posted by: Lynyrd Skynyrd at June 25, 2024 10:28 AM (Y1sOo)

258 Taylor Swift Sparks Backlash After Leading Crowd In "F*** The Patriarchy" Lyric Chant

Lord, can't this worthless bint's career end already?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 25, 2024 10:29 AM (Zz0t1)

259 Needlessly crushed potato chips in every bowl!

Democrats not understanding that the potato chip thing is just a meme is so on brand.

Posted by: ... at June 25, 2024 10:29 AM (ugRIO)

260 Feminist: Male privilege is wearing the same outfit to multiple events while women can't wear the same dress twice no matter how cute it is

Response: There isn't a straight man on earth that cares if you wear the same cute dress twice. The negative comments come from other women
Posted by: 18-1 at June 25, 2024 09:56 AM (oZhjI)

I'm not on twitter but here's a response I would make: The Princess of Wales has worn the same dresses on multiple occasions. Grow the balls she has.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 25, 2024 10:29 AM (U7wke)

261 Guns are sneaky bastards.

I have to watch my Ruger SP 101 all the time. You never know where she'll show up.

Posted by: mpfs, ubi porci mali at June 25, 2024 10:29 AM (c4NPH)

262 Gun violence is a public health crisis?

So Mr. Sturgeon General are you going to oh quarantine large sections of New York City, Chicago, Los Angeles, and other major urban areas?

Better send in Snake Pliskin

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 25, 2024 10:30 AM (IqZMy)

263 I was in Odessa, TX overnight a couple years ago. I stopped by the local Twin Peaks thinking it was like an Applebee's. Boy, was I wrong. I had no idea where one could get a tattoo.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at June 25, 2024 10:30 AM (W3n7o)

264 246- I had one in March. I am still seeing a trauma counselor over the stuff I had to drink. If you think the prep is awful wait for the follow up visit; that is when you get to see the tourism pics. I am seeing a second trauma counselor over those.
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at June 25, 2024 10:27 AM

LOL!

Posted by: Moonbeam at June 25, 2024 10:30 AM (rbKZ6)

265 Taylor Swift Sparks Backlash After Leading Crowd In "F*** The Patriarchy" Lyric Chant

Always wondered how her cuck boyfriend felt. Now we know.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 25, 2024 10:30 AM (1UfpD)

266 >Tuesdays are ok in my book.

Sorry, man, Tuesday's Gone
Posted by: Lynyrd Skynyrd at June 25, 2024 10:28 AM (Y1sOo)

Yesterday's gone.
Tomorrow never comes.
Today will never be the same again.

Posted by: Jibe at June 25, 2024 10:30 AM (Zz0t1)

267 Are you thick? What about the weight of the extra air?

Hold on...

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 25, 2024 10:28 AM (+Qc1J)

Great point!

Posted by: Guy who fills tires at Discount Tire at June 25, 2024 10:30 AM (kBHM9)

268 Taylor Swift… the Guiding Light for Little Girls… ages 6 to 60….

Posted by: tubal at June 25, 2024 10:30 AM (PCK5/)

269 > The U.S. Surgeon General, Dr. Vivek Murthy, issued a new advisory on Tuesday declaring gun violence a public health crisis.
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Election season must be upon us.

Also a topic for debate.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 25, 2024 10:31 AM (Q4IgG)

270 Taylor Swift Sparks Backlash After Leading Crowd In "F*** The Patriarchy" Lyric Chant
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Gee another worthless skunk becomes a billionaire and spits in the face of those who built her up and supported her. Film never, because it's boring.

Posted by: ... at June 25, 2024 10:31 AM (ugRIO)

271 I was in Odessa, TX overnight a couple years ago. I stopped by the local Twin Peaks thinking it was like an Applebee's. Boy, was I wrong. I had no idea where one could get a tattoo.
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at June 25, 2024 10:30 AM (W3n7o)

Odessa, TX. Mexico Jr. It's an oil town. Cheap labor up and down.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 25, 2024 10:31 AM (Zz0t1)

272 Boy, are you stupid
that's to help prevent breakage during shipment
'product is sold by weight, not volume'
-------
The Victory Chip ration has been raised from 40 grams to 32 grams!

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 25, 2024 10:31 AM (ZdexC)

273 >@RepSherrill
We’ve all felt the disappointment of opening a bag of chips & finding out that ....

----

this is what politicians do when they can't solve real problems

Posted by: Don Black at June 25, 2024 10:32 AM (/7KEl)

274 Democrats nibble around the edges. I think Cuomo or somebody - maybe Bloomberg wanted to ban large sodas. And salt. Etc.

"Let's Move". They did pay lip service to the obesity and diabetes epidemic for a while. Even making logical inferences as to what a large cohort of very unhealthy people have on a socialized medical system.

But there are far too many competing tribes to make any sense out of it, or provide remedies that would actually work.

In the military, falling out for PT every morning is part and parcel of "free health care". They weigh your ass every six months. A nation of metabolic fatbergs on the government dole splurging on "underfilled" Potato Chip bags is par for the course these days.

Sometimes you'll hear that "junk food", the reason everyone is so fat or obese is due to "Cheap carbs" and such. This is not true. Junk foods, snacks, frozen foods, pizzas, are among the most expensive products you can buy. I honestly don't know how some of the fatties can afford to feed themselves. On the government "food stamps" apparently.

Food price inflation has been a problem for a long time. 60 years of subsidized diabetics by the millions has to have a price impact

Posted by: Common Tater at June 25, 2024 10:32 AM (16bRC)

275 Taylor Swift Sparks Backlash After Leading Crowd In "F*** The Patriarchy" Lyric Chant

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Catchy.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at June 25, 2024 10:27 AM (L/fGl)

She's a billionaire. Patriarchy has been bad to her.

Bad girl!

*Spank*

Posted by: Robert at June 25, 2024 10:32 AM (8sFcp)

276 U.S. Airbase Authorizes Troops to Wear “LGBT Pride Patch” Alongside Badges of Honor

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Congressional Medal of Dishonor?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at June 25, 2024 10:32 AM (L/fGl)

277 Now Democrats want you to believe food is expensive because of a plot by Big Bag.

Posted by: ... at June 25, 2024 10:32 AM (ugRIO)

278 Guns are sneaky bastards.

I have to watch my Ruger SP 101 all the time. You never know where she'll show up.
Posted by: mpfs, ubi porci mali at June 25, 2024

***
My Ruger Single Six was always drawing itself from my holster. Worse than that, it would switch cylinders on me, so when I thought I was using the .22 Mag ammo, it turned out to be the .22LR. Damn sneaky piece of iron.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 25, 2024 10:33 AM (J2vNu)

279 The U.S. Surgeon General, Dr. Vivek Murthy, issued a new advisory on Tuesday declaring gun violence a public health crisis.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45!

They must really be working for the black vote and addressing their issues:

FDA allows menthol-flavored e-cigarettes in hopes of getting smokers to quit. For the first time, the Food and Drug Administration will allow for the marketing of non-tobacco flavored e-cigarettes, saying the benefits outweigh the dangers of the newly approved products.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 25, 2024 10:33 AM (JCZqz)

280 U.S. Airbase Authorizes Troops to Wear “LGBT Pride Patch” Alongside Badges of Honor

Heck of a job General Charlie Brown...

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 25, 2024 10:33 AM (IqZMy)

281 I have to watch my Ruger SP 101 all the time. You never know where she'll show up.

Posted by: mpfs, ubi porci mali at June 25, 2024 10:29 AM (c4NPH)

I really need to have that gun. Shoots like a dream.

Posted by: Guy who fills tires at Discount Tire at June 25, 2024 10:33 AM (kBHM9)

282 This is not funny. I recall a long time ago being warned that this gives the federal government sweeping powers to enact edicts the same way they did during the Corona period. They're starting something big.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey

I give it six months before it's getting shot down in the courts.

Posted by: Brother Tim sez fuck cancer at June 25, 2024 10:33 AM (OUMaO)

283 The NM Communist Governor tried this stunt but with higher ambitions; she outright tried to nullify the 2nd amendment via a public health emergency. She used this trick during Covid to shut down the state for a year and then some. She got away with the Covid stunt; she didn't make it past the Federal district court with the second. In a snit she banned carrying firearms in one county while on government property. These shits never give up.
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram

New Mexico. The state that should have never been.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 25, 2024 10:34 AM (1UfpD)

284 Always remember to factor in the cost of government regulation and taxation for everything bought and sold in America… food is not excluded.

Posted by: tubal at June 25, 2024 10:34 AM (PCK5/)

285 Now Democrats want you to believe food is expensive because of a plot by Big Bag.
Posted by: ... at June 25, 2024 10:32 AM (ugRIO)

Now there's a good hash. Reminds me of a Phil Collins song.

Ug-ug-ug-ugRIO!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 25, 2024 10:35 AM (Jv1VF)

286 Taylor Swift Sparks Backlash After Leading Crowd In "F*** The Patriarchy" Lyric Chant

I find your terms...acceptable. Fuck me now, and fuck me often.

Posted by: The Patriarchy at June 25, 2024 10:35 AM (JCZqz)

287 Boeing isn't doing very well, is it?

https://tinyurl.com/6ebyj2vf
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 25, 2024 09:57 AM (+Qc1J)

Something occurred to me today. It's not aptitude, it's attitude. A lot of the issues Boeing is facing aren't coming from poor engineering, they're coming from poor execution of skilled/semi-skilled labor. Labor that either inherently doesn't give a shit about Boeing or has been forced to see that Boeing doesn't care about them and, so, they return the favor.

I'm seeing this at my company where they're replacing a guy who would work 10-12 hour days and weekends to get the job done correctly with cheaper overseas labor... who won't. Attitude.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 25, 2024 10:35 AM (U7wke)

288 I have a lottery hash…

Posted by: tubal at June 25, 2024 10:35 AM (PCK5/)

289 I have to watch my Ruger SP 101 all the time. You never know where she'll show up.

Posted by: mpfs, ubi porci mali at June 25, 2024 10:29 AM (c4NPH)

I really need to have that gun. Shoots like a dream.
Posted by: Guy who fills tires at Discount Tire

I do love her. I haven't used the .357 ammo yet just the 38.

I love a revolver.

Posted by: mpfs, ubi porci mali at June 25, 2024 10:36 AM (c4NPH)

290 In Colorado, you can tell if a bag of chips was packaged at a lower elevation than our average 'mile high'

the package is has expanded out to the breaking point
it's science

Posted by: Don Black at June 25, 2024 10:36 AM (/7KEl)

291 Yesterday's gone.
Tomorrow never comes.
Today will never be the same again.

Posted by: Jibe at June 25, 2024 10:30 AM (Zz0t1)

toooosdaaay, aaafternooon

Posted by: BignJames at June 25, 2024 10:36 AM (AwYPR)

292 >>Sadly, your fears are more accurate than I bet you realized.

https://tinyurl.com/4k29ss4n

Posted by Adm Akbar

That's some gross tonnage there.

Posted by: Naval architect at June 25, 2024 10:36 AM (dg+HA)

293 New Mexico. The state that should have never been.
Posted by: rickb223

Or as I like to call it, Improved Mexico, as opposed to Regular Mexico.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at June 25, 2024 10:37 AM (W3n7o)

294 I'm not seeing the connection.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 25, 2024 10:04 AM (1UfpD)

Fuck you, pay me.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 25, 2024 10:37 AM (U7wke)

295 Taylor Swift looks like a bird

Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 25, 2024 10:37 AM (s3qiR)

296 Yesterday's gone.
Tomorrow never comes.
Today will never be the same again.
Posted by: Jibe at June 25, 2024 10:30 AM (Zz0t1)
-----
"I never think about the future
I just live for today
And if you want an easy answer
I've got nothing to say
Now I'm not the singer that you used to know
I used to be the guy that had someplace to go
But that was yesterday girl, yesterday girl......"

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at June 25, 2024 10:38 AM (T+Iwg)

297 295 Taylor Swift looks like a bird
Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 25, 2024 10:37 AM (s3qiR)

A squinty-eyed bird…

Posted by: tubal at June 25, 2024 10:38 AM (PCK5/)

298 I'm supporting a bill to make sure large corporations cannot sell less, charge more, & make New Jerseyans foot the bill.

If only people had tried price controls as a reaction to hyperinflation before and we could know what the results would be...

Posted by: 18-1 at June 25, 2024 10:38 AM (oZhjI)

299 Boeing isn't doing very well, is it?

https://tinyurl.com/6ebyj2vf
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 25, 2024 09:57 AM (+Qc1J)

Something occurred to me today. It's not aptitude, it's attitude. A lot of the issues Boeing is facing aren't coming from poor engineering, they're coming from poor execution of skilled/semi-skilled labor. Labor that either inherently doesn't give a shit about Boeing or has been forced to see that Boeing doesn't care about them and, so, they return the favor.

I'm seeing this at my company where they're replacing a guy who would work 10-12 hour days and weekends to get the job done correctly with cheaper overseas labor... who won't. Attitude.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 25, 2024 10:35 AM (U7wke)

Also buying shitty, substandard and probably counterfeit Chinese parts hasn't helped either.

Posted by: Robert at June 25, 2024 10:38 AM (8sFcp)

300 That's some gross tonnage there.
Posted by: Naval architect at June 25, 2024 10:36 AM (dg+HA)

It'd be funny watching two of them get wedged in the swinging doors to the kitchen.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 25, 2024 10:38 AM (Jv1VF)

301 sidenote to every classic rock radio station:

Tom Petty is not the only artist in the world
there are Others

Posted by: Don Black at June 25, 2024 10:39 AM (/7KEl)

302 301 sidenote to every classic rock radio station:

Tom Petty is not the only artist in the world
there are Others
Posted by: Don Black at June 25, 2024 10:39 AM (/7KEl)

Now do the freaking Eagles…

Posted by: tubal at June 25, 2024 10:39 AM (PCK5/)

303 Taylor Swift looks like a bird
Posted by: BlackOrchid

https://tinyurl.com/yssm86sd

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at June 25, 2024 10:39 AM (W3n7o)

304 Taylor Swift looks like a bird
Posted by: BlackOrchid

She's ordinary. Nothing to see.

Posted by: mpfs, ubi porci mali at June 25, 2024 10:39 AM (c4NPH)

305 Taylor Swift Sparks Backlash After Leading Crowd In "F*** The Patriarchy" Lyric Chant

So the chick being paid millions to sing to people with middling actual talent is complaining men are holding her back?

Posted by: 18-1 at June 25, 2024 10:39 AM (oZhjI)

306 I do love her. I haven't used the .357 ammo yet just the 38.

I love a revolver.

Posted by: mpfs, ubi porci mali at June 25, 2024 10:36 AM (c4NPH)

Ok, you talked me into it. Gees, gotta get it. Think I'll reward myself for....

Posted by: Guy who fills tires at Discount Tire at June 25, 2024 10:39 AM (kBHM9)

307 Ok, you talked me into it. Gees, gotta get it. Think I'll reward myself for....

Posted by: Guy who fills tires at Discount Tire at June 25, 2024 10:39 AM (kBHM9)

Filling tires?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 25, 2024 10:40 AM (Zz0t1)

308 I'll drink to that!

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at June 25, 2024 10:41 AM (fv27Y)

309 304 Taylor Swift looks like a bird
Posted by: BlackOrchid

She's ordinary. Nothing to see.

it's an Always Sunny ref ... regardless I saw her patriarchy thing - never watch her - and she stalked around really goofily just like a weird bird tho

she also sounded terrible

I had previously avoided her bc she looks odd

Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 25, 2024 10:41 AM (s3qiR)

310 plus the classic rock station here has deployed a fake British DJ

British accent so fake, and his name is Ian, which is a limey poofter name

Posted by: Don Black at June 25, 2024 10:41 AM (/7KEl)

311 Something occurred to me today. It's not aptitude, it's attitude. A lot of the issues Boeing is facing aren't coming from poor engineering, they're coming from poor execution of skilled/semi-skilled labor. Posted by: Robert

I was under the impression it was about altitude. Or the lack of it.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at June 25, 2024 10:41 AM (W3n7o)

312 Mountain House freeze-dried food ran into that early on.
For decades they packaged them in a kind of compressed form, to save on bulk. This, like weight, is important when carrying all your food.

From a marketing perspective, smaller packages don't look good on the rack. Enter the big poofy package that takes up too much room, and expands with increasing elevation - just exactly what the hiker doesn't need.

They recognized the problem, sort of, by the introduction of the "Pro" series of freeze-dried foods - that aren't deceptively packaged the way all our other retail foods are these days.

Posted by: Common Tater at June 25, 2024 10:41 AM (16bRC)

313
Wait... what's a patriarchy?

Posted by: Travis Kelce at June 25, 2024 10:41 AM (dg+HA)

314
Food price inflation has been a problem for a long time. 60 years of subsidized diabetics by the millions has to have a price impact
Posted by: Common Tater at June 25

Food price inflation has been a problem for a long time. 60 years of subsidized diabetics by the millions has to have a price impact
Posted by: Common Tater at June 25

Eating too much causes weight gain. There are really caloric dense foods that are cheap and here is where people eat badly. It’s much cheaper to buy boxes of Mac and cheese than apples. A box of great value Mac and cheese is .58 at Walmart. An apple is $1.17. A package of Bar S hotdogs on $1.58. Frozen flounder is $5.38/ pound. Chicken breast is $4.34/pound. You can eat a meal of Mac and cheese with hotdogs for a little over $2 and consume a lot of calories in the process. Add zero to no exercise and here we are.

Posted by: Piper at June 25, 2024 10:42 AM (pZEOD)

315 Wildlife mystery: Why are gray whales swimming into San Fran Bay in increasing numbers?

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Simple typo. They're gay whales.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at June 25, 2024 10:42 AM (L/fGl)

316 Ok, you talked me into it. Gees, gotta get it. Think I'll reward myself for....
Posted by: Guy who fills tires at Discount Tire

I bought mine...wait for...in SoCal. I had to wait 30 days to the second to pick it up.

I now live in a CCW state, thank God.

Posted by: mpfs, ubi porci mali at June 25, 2024 10:42 AM (c4NPH)

317 Wait... what's a patriarchy?
Posted by: Travis Kelce at June 25, 2024 10:41 AM (dg+HA)

It's not shocking you don't know, living a matriarchy lifestyle.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 25, 2024 10:42 AM (Zz0t1)

318 I didn't know Kelce could spell patriarchy.

Posted by: mpfs, ubi porci mali at June 25, 2024 10:43 AM (c4NPH)

319 The chef for that boyar would go on to perfect canned spaghetti.

Posted by: callsign claymore at June 25, 2024 10:43 AM (sCE22)

320 Those Bar S hotdogs are truly lips and assholes.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at June 25, 2024 10:43 AM (qZEuM)

321 @310

>>British accent so fake, and his name is Ian, which is a limey poofter name

He could be British but has been in the US so long that he has lost it and has to go over the top?

I was watching an interview with Gary Oldman and he said that he's been in the US so long and his kids are American that he's lost bits of his accent and that he actually has to brush up with a dialect coach to get back into speaking British.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 25, 2024 10:44 AM (XV/Pl)

322 >>Wildlife mystery: Why are gray whales swimming into San Fran Bay in increasing numbers?

Why are orcas visiting the MA coast?

Posted by: Lizzy at June 25, 2024 10:44 AM (cCVOS)

323 Don't get me started on The Eagles

I know they have fans
those people are wrong

Posted by: Don Black at June 25, 2024 10:44 AM (/7KEl)

324 The school murderer was transgender, and her diary reveals a suicidal left-winger who hated whites. The FBI expressed concern that the release of the diary from a transgender person could lead the public “to dismiss the attacker as mentally ill,"

.. isn't that the same thing that will happen if they didn't release the diary/manifesto

Posted by: SMOD at June 25, 2024 10:44 AM (RHGPo)

325 Filling tires?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 25, 2024 10:40 AM (Zz0t1)

I miss the terminology class. ....inflating, that it!

Posted by: Guy who fills tires at Discount Tire at June 25, 2024 10:44 AM (kBHM9)

326 *You can eat a meal of Mac and cheese with hotdogs for a little over $2 and consume a lot of calories in the process. Add zero to no exercise and here we are."

Now do sugar and artificial sweeteners.

Posted by: Your friendly dietician at June 25, 2024 10:46 AM (dg+HA)

327 Don't get me started on The Eagles

I know they have fans
those people are wrong
Posted by: Don Black

Take it easy, man.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at June 25, 2024 10:46 AM (qZEuM)

328 Those Bar S hotdogs are truly lips and assholes.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

Those are also known as the Chuck Schumer Edition.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at June 25, 2024 10:46 AM (W3n7o)

329 323 Don't get me started on The Eagles

I know they have fans
those people are wrong
Posted by: Don Black at June 25, 2024 10:44 AM (/7KEl)

So much excellent music out there, and yet it is the same old handful of bands… baffling.

Posted by: tubal at June 25, 2024 10:46 AM (PCK5/)

330 Hunter did a painting like this. Called it blowjob ceremony.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 25, 2024 09:31 AM (pohLc)
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The color scheme of Hunter's painting is different as his palette has no yellow.

Posted by: Darth Randall at June 25, 2024 10:46 AM (f1kZG)

331 Wildlife mystery: Why are gray whales swimming into San Fran Bay in increasing numbers?
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Simple typo. They're gay whales.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at June 25, 2024

***
Nuke a Gay Whale for Bubastis!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 25, 2024 10:46 AM (J2vNu)

332 The Texas Rangers are the only MLB team not to have a Pride Night this month.

And the lefty mob is big mad, of course

Posted by: bed head at June 25, 2024 10:46 AM (Y1sOo)

333 > Something occurred to me today. It's not aptitude, it's attitude. A lot of the issues Boeing is facing aren't coming from poor engineering, they're coming from poor execution of skilled/semi-skilled labor.
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It's not "just" Boeing either. The scary thing is that the pool of competent engineers, people who can repair machinery, design buildings and so on... is shrinking quickly. I have an old grandfather clock in need of repair. It's beyond my skill level.

I've been looking for someone local for about 6 years and have found nobody.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 25, 2024 10:47 AM (Q4IgG)

334 Piper, you are correct on that. But nobody is going to eat apples or cauliflower even if "healthy choices" are made available, as they like to intone. People eat that shit because they want to. And they don't want to cook.

Staples can be affordable but they are ramping up badly.

Posted by: Common Tater at June 25, 2024 10:47 AM (16bRC)

335 So much excellent music out there, and yet it is the same old handful of bands… baffling.
Posted by: tubal at June 25, 2024 10:46 AM (PCK5/)

Related, there's too damn much Garth on Sirius/XM's Prime Country.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at June 25, 2024 10:47 AM (T+Iwg)

336 I bought mine...wait for...in SoCal. I had to wait 30 days to the second to pick it up.

I now live in a CCW state, thank God.

Posted by: mpfs, ubi porci mali at June 25, 2024 10:42 AM (c4NPH)

Thirty days makes sense. Keeps the gang banger from shooting another gang banger for 30 days.

Posted by: Guy who fills tires at Discount Tire at June 25, 2024 10:48 AM (kBHM9)

337 Why are orcas visiting the MA coast?
Posted by: Lizzy at June 25, 2024

***
New converts to the worship of Cthulhu

Posted by: The Whateley Family at June 25, 2024 10:48 AM (J2vNu)

338 pro tip
vodka is clear liquid
Posted by: rhennigantx

Nice choice.
What could go wrong having a few Grey Goose Miralax martinis?
Posted by: mpfs, ubi porci mali at June 25, 2024 10:25 AM

Dave Barry covered that years ago. His conclusion was that you would have to burn the house down.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 25, 2024 10:48 AM (kgE5c)

339 The school murderer was transgender, and her diary reveals a suicidal left-winger who hated whites. The FBI expressed concern that the release of the diary from a transgender person could lead the public “to dismiss the attacker as mentally ill,"

.. isn't that the same thing that will happen if they didn't release the diary/manifesto
Posted by: SMOD at June 25, 2024 10:44 AM (RHGPo)

A mentally-ill tranny? That's novel.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 25, 2024 10:48 AM (Jv1VF)

340 >The Texas Rangers are the only MLB team not to have a Pride Night this month.
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where is Tom Hanks to declare 'there's no sodomy in baseball!'

Posted by: Don Black at June 25, 2024 10:49 AM (/7KEl)

341 Hate the Eagles. Love Joe Walsh and the James Gang.

Never understood why he joined. He didn't do California snooz rock before that, so it's not like it was his style.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at June 25, 2024 10:49 AM (Dm8we)

342 Why are orcas visiting the MA coast?
Posted by: Lizzy at June 25, 2024 10:44 AM

All of those tasty, tasty harbor seals. Word gets around.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 25, 2024 10:49 AM (kgE5c)

343 I get a local rock station that is really good at mixing things up, fortunately… not lmited to “ classic” rock.. there is good music that extends beyond that window..

Posted by: tubal at June 25, 2024 10:50 AM (PCK5/)

344 It's not "just" Boeing either. The scary thing is that the pool of competent engineers, people who can repair machinery, design buildings and so on... is shrinking quickly. I have an old grandfather clock in need of repair. It's beyond my skill level.

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Look up "whorologist." That was my old job.

Posted by: Kamala Harris at June 25, 2024 10:50 AM (15aOX)

345 @324 Yeah withholding the information from the piblic doesn't disabuse someone of that conclusion.

Posted by: Captain Falcon at June 25, 2024 10:50 AM (2xB3Z)

346 @340

>>where is Tom Hanks to declare 'there's no sodomy in baseball!'

Ersatz Pedro Cerrano: If Jobu no bless my bat, then this chicken gets it.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 25, 2024 10:50 AM (XV/Pl)

347 Wolfus

Bubastis was a town name. Do you mean Bast? Nyah?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 25, 2024 10:50 AM (IqZMy)

348 Now do sugar and artificial sweeteners.
Posted by: Your friendly dietician at June 25, 2024 10:46 AM (dg+HA)

What do you want to know? Cost? How sugar is added to enhance flavor? How studies go back and forth and back and forth on artificial sweeteners? How sugar is calorie dense and calories in / calories out is the sum total?

Posted by: Piper (who just got a Nutrition Science Degree because Why Not) at June 25, 2024 10:51 AM (pZEOD)

349 So you guys are saying Hotel California doesn't represent the apex of Western music culture?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 25, 2024 10:51 AM (15aOX)

350 344
Look up "whorologist." That was my old job.
Posted by: Kamala Harris at June 25, 2024 10:50 AM (15aOX)
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I too collect whores.

Posted by: Huggy Bear, Horologist at June 25, 2024 10:51 AM (2xB3Z)

351 A mentally-ill tranny? That's novel.

"Not believable!" Random House editor.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 25, 2024 10:52 AM (IqZMy)

352 My point was just to illustrate that the government subsidizing food purchases has a large effect on the price we paid for groceries for a long time. Billions of dollars means we paid a lot more for food that we ought have, and not to be outdone, Congress authorized a 25 per cent increase in "food stamp benefits" not long ago.

There's a reason a small bag of field corn and salt chips costs six bucks, and government borrowing and spending is definitely part of it. The congress critter going after poofy bags of chips is pretty gay though. He should look into all those missing pillow and mattress tags. Now there's a real scandal somebody needs to get to the bottom of.

Posted by: Common Tater at June 25, 2024 10:52 AM (16bRC)

353 Attitude/ apptitude. Term loyal employee off the table now. Loyal employer went first I think.

Posted by: From about That Time at June 25, 2024 10:52 AM (4780s)

354 Just so you know, I'm my own man.

Posted by: Travis Kelce-Swift at June 25, 2024 10:52 AM (Y1sOo)

355 324 diary/manifesto

I first read that as “dairy manifesto:”

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 25, 2024 10:52 AM (v6JzV)

356 How sugar is calorie dense and calories in / calories out is the sum total?

Posted by: Piper (who just got a Nutrition Science Degree because Why Not) at June 25, 2024 10:51 AM (pZEOD)

Really Piper? Math?

Posted by: Guy who fills tires at Discount Tire at June 25, 2024 10:52 AM (kBHM9)

357 It's not "just" Boeing either. The scary thing is that the pool of competent engineers, people who can repair machinery, design buildings and so on... is shrinking quickly. I have an old grandfather clock in need of repair. It's beyond my skill level.

I've been looking for someone local for about 6 years and have found nobody.
Posted by: Martini Farmer

Wish you were closer to Dallas. One good clock repair shop in Addison, Tx. (Suburb)

Posted by: rickb223 at June 25, 2024 10:52 AM (1UfpD)

358 At 9:55 AM the CCTV server were turned off to prevent recording, at the request of the FBI, out of concern for agent safety.

And to plant evidence.

Mostly the second one.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 25, 2024 10:53 AM (ENQN6)

359 Wolfus

Bubastis was a town name. Do you mean Bast? Nyah?
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 25, 2024

***
Prolly so!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 25, 2024 10:53 AM (J2vNu)

360 Tuesdays are ok in my book.

Sorry, man, Tuesday's Gone
Posted by: Lynyrd Skynyrd

In just under an hour, it will be
Tuesday....Afternoon

Posted by: The Moody Blues at June 25, 2024 10:53 AM (w9Wax)

361 >>The FBI expressed concern that the release of the diary from a transgender person could lead the public “to dismiss the attacker as mentally ill,"

Islamic terrorist. FBI: "Mentally ill, move along."
Transgender terrorist: "Nope, not mentally ill, move along."

Up is down, black is white, dogs and cats living together. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at June 25, 2024 10:53 AM (cCVOS)

362 The school murderer was transgender, and her diary reveals a suicidal left-winger who hated whites. The FBI expressed concern that the release of the diary from a transgender person could lead the public “to dismiss the attacker as mentally ill,"
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Julie Kelly @julie_kelly2 8h [edited for space]

Harbach claimed Trump has a history of inciting threats against those involved in the prosecutions against him. "We are not operating off a blank slate or
a vacuum."

He pointed to gag orders in DC and NY as evidence.

Harbach also alleged that Trump has a "call and response phenomenon" with his supporters.

Meaning Trump posts things on Truth Social and allegedly his "supporters" act accordingly. Keep in mind, DOJ has 2 examples of this--a J6er who "attacked" the Cincinnati FBI field office a few days after MAL raid in August 2022 and some whacko who recently made threatening calls to an FBI agent in Hunter Biden case.

Harbach said Trump possesses a "peculiarly potent tool" in his Truth Social posts.

He is "aware" of his potency and he "brags" about it.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 25, 2024 10:54 AM (ZdexC)

363 354 Just so you know, I'm my own man.
Posted by: Travis Kelce-Swift at June 25, 2024 10:52 AM (Y1sOo)

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*fistbump*

HALP ME

Posted by: James Brolin at June 25, 2024 10:54 AM (15aOX)

364 Boobastis >>>>>> Bubastis

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 25, 2024 10:54 AM (v6JzV)

365 I saw Truly Lips and Assholes open for Aerosmith at the Channel in '73.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 25, 2024 10:54 AM (Q0kLU)

366 349 So you guys are saying Hotel California doesn't represent the apex of Western music culture?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 25, 2024 10:51 AM (15aOX)

The source of the Earwig from Hell???

Posted by: tubal at June 25, 2024 10:54 AM (PCK5/)

367 CNN Debate Moderator’s Husband, Jeremy Bash, Is One of the 51 Spies Who Lied to American Public About Hunter Laptop to Steal Election

Posted by: SMOD at June 25, 2024 10:54 AM (RHGPo)

368 Six minutes to highway and rarely get there before Billy Joel .

Posted by: From about That Time at June 25, 2024 10:54 AM (4780s)

369 Also buying shitty, substandard and probably counterfeit Chinese parts hasn't helped either.
Posted by: Robert at June 25, 2024 10:38 AM (8sFcp)

All of those parts have, at least nominally, quality requirements. People aren't buying the fake shit because they're stupid, they're buying them because they don't give a shit.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 25, 2024 10:55 AM (U7wke)

370 Mentally ill, though not "Mentally ill". You know, it ain't rape rape.

They want to somehow split that baby, that a mentally ill tranny ain't mentally ill, the mentally ill part is somehow separate and distinct from being a tranny.

Got that? Yeah me neither. But that's what they are trying to do.

Posted by: Common Tater at June 25, 2024 10:55 AM (16bRC)

371 I think America is ready for Olestra to make a comeback.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at June 25, 2024 10:55 AM (W3n7o)

372 @358
If you are publicly accountable organization and you turn off your surveillance system for any other reason than maintenance, you are suppressing evidence.

Posted by: Huggy Bear, Horologist at June 25, 2024 10:55 AM (2xB3Z)

373 368 Six minutes to highway and rarely get there before Billy Joel .
Posted by: From about That Time at June 25, 2024 10:54 AM (4780s)

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You might be right.
I may be crazy.

Posted by: Billy Joel at June 25, 2024 10:55 AM (15aOX)

374 So nice to talk about anything than freaking politics for a while… thanks, Horde.

Posted by: tubal at June 25, 2024 10:55 AM (PCK5/)

375 /socks off

Posted by: Chairman LMAO, AI Expert at June 25, 2024 10:55 AM (2xB3Z)

376 Mikie Sherrill is in the pocket of Big Pringle.
Posted by: Robert at June 25, 2024 10:23 AM

Or he's just a fuckin' idiot.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 25, 2024 10:56 AM (kgE5c)

377 Really Piper? Math?
Posted by: Guy who fills tires at

I am really bad at math. Just think colorful food on your plate. It’s easier 🤣.

Posted by: Piper (who just got a Nutrition Science Degree because Why Not) at June 25, 2024 10:56 AM (pZEOD)

378 371 I think America is ready for Olestra to make a comeback.
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at June 25, 2024 10:55 AM (W3n7o)

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Yep. Joe Biden has made anal leakage cool again.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 25, 2024 10:56 AM (15aOX)

379 I think America is ready for Olestra to make a comeback.
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at June 25, 2024 10:55 AM (W3n7o)

I'm sure everything will come out alright.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 25, 2024 10:57 AM (Jv1VF)

380 377 Really Piper? Math?
Posted by: Guy who fills tires at

I am really bad at math. Just think colorful food on your plate. It’s easier 🤣.
Posted by: Piper (who just got a Nutrition Science Degree because Why Not) at June 25, 2024 10:56 AM (pZEOD)

Ah… Froot Lops and Cheetos…

Posted by: tubal at June 25, 2024 10:57 AM (PCK5/)

381 Thursday's debate, which will hold out longer?

The drugs or the depends?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 25, 2024 10:57 AM (IqZMy)

382 > CNN Debate Moderator’s Husband, Jeremy Bash, Is One of the 51 Spies Who Lied to American Public About Hunter Laptop to Steal Election
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Incest is rampant among the politicos, media and hangers on in the capital city.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 25, 2024 10:57 AM (Q4IgG)

383 The guy in question isn't Mr. Beast himself but someone (formerly?) associated with the brand. The trans is pretty much burning down everything from his past and treating his family, he was married, like dirt.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at June 25, 2024 10:57 AM (XjtdB)

384 "333 > Something occurred to me today. It's not aptitude, it's attitude. "

Ehhh... aptitude is a huge part as well. As far back as a decade and a half ago I was lamenting here how it's damn near impossible to find a tire shop that actually has anyone that knows how to properly mount a tire anymore. Sure, this is sort of downstream from an attitude where nobody gives a fuck top to bottom but it doesn't change the fact that they simply lack the knowledge.

The world is literally falling apart. From wrench turning to programming, 90% of it is total shit. Some cultures have always produced total shit as the default - see: China - but this as a baseline here is something new that has crept in over the last... 35ish years or so? It's so rare to find ANYONE that actually knows how to do anything competently.

Posted by: somedood at June 25, 2024 10:57 AM (128Ty)

385 And for the record, I am not eating hot dogs. Yech.

Posted by: Piper at June 25, 2024 10:57 AM (pZEOD)

386 I think America is ready for Olestra to make a comeback.
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at June 25, 2024 10:55 AM

As a comedian I know once said, "have you read the side effects of that stuff? Anal. Oil. Leakage. If there are three words you never want to hear together it's anal plus oil, to the power of fuckin' leakage!"

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 25, 2024 10:57 AM (kgE5c)

387 Incest is rampant among the politicos, media and hangers on in the capital city.

the Hapsburgs have entered Chat

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 25, 2024 10:58 AM (IqZMy)

388 I think America is ready for Olestra to make a comeback.
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at June 25, 2024 10:55 AM (W3n7o)

I'm sure everything will come out alright.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Florida winning the Stanley Cup. WTF. Is nothing sacred anymore? U doing OK? I am not.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at June 25, 2024 10:58 AM (W3n7o)

389 385 And for the record, I am not eating hot dogs. Yech.
Posted by: Piper at June 25, 2024 10:57 AM (pZEOD)

No veggie dogs??

Posted by: tubal at June 25, 2024 10:58 AM (PCK5/)

390 Ah… Froot Lops and Cheetos…
Posted by: tubal at June

Perfect.

Posted by: Piper at June 25, 2024 10:58 AM (pZEOD)

391 385 Piper, try Hebrew National Franks. They’re fabulous. And I’m not even Jewish.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 25, 2024 10:59 AM (v6JzV)

392 > So you guys are saying Hotel California doesn't represent the apex of Western music culture?

----

Yes
that honor goes to Chuck Berry duck-walking the guitar solo in "Johnny B. Goode"

Posted by: Don Black at June 25, 2024 10:59 AM (/7KEl)

393 385 And for the record, I am not eating hot dogs. Yech.
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How about a raw burger with cheese??

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 25, 2024 10:59 AM (ZdexC)

394 Ug-ug-ug-ugRIO!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 25, 2024 10:35 AM (Jv1VF)

Lol

Posted by: ... at June 25, 2024 10:59 AM (ugRIO)

395 I had someone serve me some veggie dogs at a cookout… after mounding them with condiments they were edible..

Posted by: tubal at June 25, 2024 11:00 AM (PCK5/)

396 >>> 385 And for the record, I am not eating hot dogs. Yech.
Posted by: Piper at June 25, 2024 10:57 AM (pZEOD)

How about a raw burger with cheese??

Posted by: Amy Schumer at June 25, 2024 11:00 AM (llON8)

397 Piper, try Hebrew National Franks. They’re fabulous. And I’m not even Jewish.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 25, 2024

***
Got to Frank it up

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 25, 2024 11:01 AM (J2vNu)

398 Florida winning the Stanley Cup. WTF. Is nothing sacred anymore? U doing OK? I am not.
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at June 25, 2024 10:58 AM (W3n7o)

I am delighted with that outcome. Everywhere an Oilers fan teardrop hits the earth, an onion sprouts.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 25, 2024 11:01 AM (Jv1VF)

399 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 25, 2024 10:35 AM (Jv1VF)

Her name is Ugh Rio and she dances on the sand. Appropriate for 2024.

Posted by: ... at June 25, 2024 11:01 AM (ugRIO)

400 393 andycanuck is Chuck Schumer?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 25, 2024 11:01 AM (v6JzV)

401 Noodus Simianus.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 25, 2024 11:01 AM (kgE5c)

402 Noodus simianus

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 25, 2024 11:01 AM (J2vNu)

403 Piper, try Hebrew National Franks. They’re fabulous. And I’m not even Jewish.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 25, 2024 10:59 AM (v6JzV)

Hebrew National and the Costco all beef ones. Both are great.

Posted by: ... at June 25, 2024 11:02 AM (ugRIO)

404 would you rather the Cup go to some foreigners?

Posted by: Don Black at June 25, 2024 11:02 AM (/7KEl)

405 And for the record, I am not eating hot dogs. Yech.
Posted by: Piper at June 25, 2024 10:57 AM (pZEOD)

Nor I. Those things are disgusting.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 25, 2024 11:02 AM (Q0kLU)

406 *The world is literally falling apart. From wrench turning to programming, 90% of it is total shit. Some cultures have always produced total shit as the default - see: China - but this as a baseline here is something new that has crept in over the last... 35ish years or so? It's so rare to find ANYONE that actually knows how to do anything competently.*

I think COVID ushered in the era of quiet quitting. When employees realized that even pregnant women were being bullied into a medical procedure they didn't want loyalty faded away. And all that pious obligatory "ethics" training?

Pfffft.

Posted by: Don't get me started at June 25, 2024 11:03 AM (dg+HA)

407 sidenote to every classic rock radio station:
Tom Petty is not the only artist in the world
there are Others
Posted by: Don Black at June 25, 2024 10:39 AM (/7KEl)

And one to every Hoosier radio station: Mellencamp was NEVER that good. Please, make it stop!

Posted by: Lady Who Always Has a Burning Question at June 25, 2024 11:04 AM (JCLJi)

408 The world is literally falling apart. From wrench turning to programming, 90% of it is total shit. Some cultures have always produced total shit as the default - see: China - but this as a baseline here is something new that has crept in over the last... 35ish years or so? It's so rare to find ANYONE that actually knows how to do anything competently.
Posted by: somedood at June 25, 2024 10:57 AM (128Ty)

I made a similar observation a few months ago. Everything is getting worse in goods and services. Fewer and fewer people give a tuppenny fuck about doing the job right or not making a shit product. In some cases making a shit product is the business model so you have to keep paying for updates and repairs and shit which are only available from the original manufacturer of course.

Posted by: Everything is ruined at June 25, 2024 11:05 AM (mIzto)

409 I think COVID ushered in the era of quiet quitting. When employees realized that even pregnant women were being bullied into a medical procedure they didn't want loyalty faded away. And all that pious obligatory "ethics" training?

Pfffft.
Posted by: Don't get me started at June 25, 2024 11:03 AM (dg+HA)

It was all bullshit from the get-go but once people started working remotely and got out of the brainwashing corpoganda cloud for a bit they started to wake up. And they started realizing "wait, I've been working 60+ hours a week in the office for 40 hours a week pay. Da fuq?"

Posted by: Corporate America sucks at June 25, 2024 11:10 AM (mIzto)

410 It sucks to be Boeing

Posted by: SMOD at June 25, 2024 11:12 AM (RHGPo)

411 The court felt the high bars for actual and expressed malice were met because of internal CNN messages that were extremely vicious toward Young. Correspondent Alex Marquardt, the “primary reporter” expressed in a message to a colleague that he wanted to “nail this Zachary Young mfucker” and thought the story would be Young’s “funeral.” On that declaration of wanting to “nail” Young, CNN editor Matthew Philips responded: “gonna hold you to that cowboy!”

Posted by: SMOD at June 25, 2024 11:14 AM (RHGPo)

412 testing

Posted by: dee-man at June 25, 2024 11:17 AM (0ZYe2)

413 "409 I think COVID ushered in the era of quiet quitting. When employees realized that even pregnant women were being bullied into a medical procedure they didn't want loyalty faded away. And all that pious obligatory "ethics" training?

Pfffft.
Posted by: Don't get me started at June 25, 2024 11:03 AM (dg+HA)

It was all bullshit from the get-go but once people started working remotely and got out of the brainwashing corpoganda cloud for a bit they started to wake up. And they started realizing "wait, I've been working 60+ hours a week in the office for 40 hours a week pay. Da fuq?"
Posted by: Corporate America sucks at June 25, 2024 11:10 AM (mIzto)"

Ironically I work remotely now, and am one of the holdouts on "actually doing a good job" in my field. I don't think COVID drove the quitting in office jobs at least, I think it's more about DEI bullshit. The progs are too busy flitting around doing political shit to work and keep getting promoted for being special snowflakes, while everyone else doesn't bother trying if there is nothing in it for them.

Posted by: somedood at June 25, 2024 11:23 AM (128Ty)

414 >>>Kissing Ceremony

wut

Posted by: m at June 25, 2024 12:50 PM (NHMTR)

415 The girl to the left looks like she has plans on banging grandpa then stealing his money.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

He may be down for it. She's pretty cute.

Posted by: RonF at June 25, 2024 03:16 PM (l8nW6)

416 "Whitmer should have asked the NYT why they don't report on the success of the infrastructure bill."

Whitmer should ask himself how many people who haven't already committed to voting for Biden read the NYT.

Posted by: RonF at June 25, 2024 03:21 PM (l8nW6)

417 The Classic TV ads for Ultra Brite Toothpaste she throws her kiss at him those were fun times before the Liberal wimp's moved in

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at June 25, 2024 04:27 PM (wGqjj)

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