The Woke Coup at the Washington Post Works; Weak, Cowardly Billionaire Jeff Bezos Bends the Knee to Woke Lunatics and Fires the Formerly-Incoming (White Male) Editor in Chief

Happy Friteenth, everybody. On this special day, we celebrate half-price Appeteasers at TGIF's!

This is wonderful news.

The media was already filled with woke progressives but, starting in 2016 and then accelerating after the Summer of George, they hired only minority feminist ultra-progressives. If you didn't have custom pronouns, luridly neon Danger Hair, and more piercings than Quint's abdomen,* you could no longer work in the (giggle) "prestige" media.

The New York Times wokies demanded multiple scalps of White Men (spit) or non-conforming Jews in editorial positions. They got the scalps.

Now the wokies at the even-more subverted Washington Post have gotten the firing they were demanding. The Washington Post itself ran a hit-piece on the incoming White Man! (spit) editor, a story approved by the incompetent woke (but female) current Executive Editor that the new hire was set to replace.

They ran this hit-piece while also staging a rebellion within the paper.

So the craven accidental billionaire Jeff Bezos submitted.

As I said, he's a woke coward himself who craves the approval of the leftwing media. It's astonishing that he's not a GOP politician, really.

WaPo staff threw a massive hissy fit like the mental toddlers that they are, can’t blame Winnett for realizing he was walking into an intellectually and ideologically toxic work environment and deciding he didn’t need that

It’ll be fun watching you guys go under
— Enguerrand VII de Coucy (@ingelramdecoucy) June 21, 2024

The woke staff celebrates its win with this gloating article, which is unusual in that it's not paywalled for once -- they want the world to know their victory.

Robert Winnett, the British journalist recently tapped to become editor of The Washington Post later this year, will not take the job and will remain at the Daily Telegraph in London, according to a memo obtained by The Post on Friday.
"I'm pleased to report that Rob Winnett has decided to stay with us," Telegraph editor Chris Evans wrote to staff. "As you all know, he's a talented chap and their loss is our gain."
Winnett, deputy editor of London's Telegraph Media Group, did not immediately respond to a request for comment.
Post CEO and publisher Will Lewis confirmed that Winnett had withdrawn from the position, relaying the news "with regret" in a note to Post staff. "Rob has my greatest respect and is an incredibly talented editor and journalist," Lewis wrote. "The leadership at The Telegraph Media Group are reaffirming his continued role as deputy editor."

Oh, he withdrew? Bezos didn't can him and tell him to say he withdrew?

Sure, Jan.

The announcement came after days of turmoil at The Post, triggered by the abrupt exit of executive editor Sally Buzbee as well as questions about the past practices of both Winnett and Lewis -- veterans of London newsrooms that operate by different rules than their American counterparts.
Lewis announced Winnett's hiring just 2 1/2 weeks ago. They previously worked together at both the Telegraph and the Sunday Times.
A Telegraph spokesperson said the newspaper would not be commenting beyond Friday's staff note from Evans.

Because it's a lie and everyone knows it.

David Strom:

Reporters at the Post had complained that the interim and permanent replacements for Buzzbee didn't share the culture of the Post and weren't "diverse" enough to fit in, but of course, that was the point. The Post is on a glide path to bankruptcy and total irrelevance in Washington and beyond, and radical change was necessary.

It's wonderful, really.

* Or more piercings than Boromir's torso? I'm torn.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:00 PM

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1 Hmm. Interesting strategy to increase the readership.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 21, 2024 12:01 PM (guGkK)

2 gooder and harderer

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 21, 2024 12:01 PM (ENQN6)

3 The shitshow will resume as previously scheduled.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 21, 2024 12:02 PM (guGkK)

4 Get a chick in there and make her lame and gay!

Posted by: NR Pax at June 21, 2024 12:02 PM (lXoJ5)

5 Good afternoon Ace
TGIF

Posted by: Skip at June 21, 2024 12:02 PM (CGGjE)

6 Whatever cannot continue won't continue.

Posted by: 496 at June 21, 2024 12:02 PM (H9jVV)

7 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 21, 2024 12:03 PM (+sD5M)

8 Hey, Ace, love the blog. Keep up the good work.

Posted by: tankdemon at June 21, 2024 12:03 PM (ZbweD)

9 Leftist billionaire is asshoe.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 21, 2024 12:03 PM (+sD5M)

10 Jeff Bezos, the bald, empty shell of a man reduced to building penis rockets that can't reach orbit. Much like his own life is some respects.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 21, 2024 12:03 PM (Q4IgG)

11 PULL UP! PULL UP!!!

Posted by: Capt. Oveur at June 21, 2024 12:03 PM (guGkK)

12 Why "accidental" billionaire? I musta missed something there.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at June 21, 2024 12:03 PM (T+Iwg)

13 Jeff Bezos is the Neville Chamberlain of journalism…

Posted by: tubal at June 21, 2024 12:04 PM (PCK5/)

14 WaPo continuing in it's quest to become the biggest joke in "journalism" bothers me not in the least. If Bezos bleeds money over this, like his "I'm as cool as Musk" pretend rocket company, so much the better.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 21, 2024 12:04 PM (T7iTv)

15 Where's the cheerful greeting to the Horde that Ace delivered every previous day this week?

Did we do something wrong?

Or did the Ace's high from his getting laid last weekend just wear off?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 21, 2024 12:04 PM (v6JzV)

16 I hope every white guy sees they are not wanted to read the Cultural Marxist Propaganda

Posted by: Skip at June 21, 2024 12:04 PM (CGGjE)

17 This is like seeing the hot girl that everyone says is crazy and thinking that she can't be that crazy.

Then you go on a date with her and realize she can be that crazy.

You walk away and let the next guy make the mistake.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 21, 2024 12:05 PM (KbCG3)

18 So the craven accidental billionaire Jeff Bezos submitted.

But did he phone in his capitulation from Yacht I or Yacht II?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 21, 2024 12:05 PM (guGkK)

19 I hope Bezos paid Winnett a walk-away bonus

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 21, 2024 12:05 PM (EGSGm)

20 12 Why "accidental" billionaire? I musta missed something there.
____

Bill Gates has entered the chat.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at June 21, 2024 12:05 PM (fs1hN)

21 afternoon, Skip

Posted by: ace at June 21, 2024 12:06 PM (KRtlO)

22 You just keep f*cking that chicken, libs.

Leftist billionaires will tire of losing billions over time with this nonsense and you'll be learning to give $5 handies under the bridge soon enough.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 21, 2024 12:06 PM (+sD5M)

23 Wonder is Bezos has made the call to Lizzo… because you know that only Lizzo will do…

Posted by: tubal at June 21, 2024 12:06 PM (PCK5/)

24 The White Left thinks they are going to be the pale, wise, and woke priests and priestesses in charge of the post-White Western World. They are in for a rude surprise.

Posted by: Anti-Faucist at June 21, 2024 12:06 PM (qUkBO)

25 Unexpectedly ...

You called it, Ace.

Posted by: ShainS -- Make Mean Tweets Great Again! at June 21, 2024 12:07 PM (mvE0S)

26 Can Winnett sue for racial discrimination?

Because popcorn futures would skyrocket.

Posted by: Brother Tim sez fuck cancer at June 21, 2024 12:07 PM (OUMaO)

27 >>>12 Why "accidental" billionaire? I musta missed something there.

I'm just trying to denigrate his success. My thought, which I just had five seconds ago so don't expect me to be able to defend it, is that he had the great idea when everyone was trying to get an internet start-up going to start an internet start-up. He's just one of the few who got lucky.

Posted by: ace at June 21, 2024 12:07 PM (KRtlO)

28 Why "accidental" billionaire? I musta missed something there.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at June 21, 2024 12:03 PM (T+Iwg)

He made his money despite himself.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 21, 2024 12:07 PM (+sD5M)

29 >didn't share the culture of the Post and weren't "diverse" enough to fit in,

---

where 'diverse' means everybody looks different but thinks exactly the same

Posted by: Don Black- your local Studebaker dealer at June 21, 2024 12:07 PM (/7KEl)

30 Bezos can pour as much money as he wants to keep that rag on life support.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at June 21, 2024 12:07 PM (w6EFb)

31 Every time I see the same phrase “Summer of George” I can’t help but think of lazy Costanza playing frolf and slipping on an envelope….

I don’t understand people like Bezos…. He has FU money but never executes the FU. If I miraculously got FU money, the FUs would be piling up in every direction….

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 21, 2024 12:08 PM (SlNuN)

32 I think this is battlespace prep to sell the snot-rag WaPoo. As I commented about this earlier, even bazillionaires have their limits as to how much good money they will throw after bad.

If the WaPoo was still politically or culturally influential, then Bezos would hold on no matter how much money he had to flush down the shitter. But it's not. WaPoo is an irrelevant, useless laughingstock of a jizz-rag.

I don't think Bezos wants to hold onto the paper under these circumstances. I think he's prepping to sell.

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 21, 2024 12:08 PM (iFTx/)

33 Did we do something wrong?

Or did the Ace's high from his getting laid last weekend just wear off?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 21, 2024 12:04 PM (v6JzV)

Prolly too many clowns telling him how to run his blog this week.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 21, 2024 12:08 PM (+sD5M)

34 >>>15 Where's the cheerful greeting to the Horde that Ace delivered every previous day this week?

I realized that, I'll put it in.

What happened was that I saw this and quickly wrote it up. Lemme put in the greeting.

Posted by: ace at June 21, 2024 12:08 PM (KRtlO)

35 Ah.

*nods sagely*

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at June 21, 2024 12:08 PM (T+Iwg)

36 Who needs truth in a new organization anyway?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at June 21, 2024 12:08 PM (L/fGl)

37 Fox News is running on its cyron a box labeled "Extreme Heat" with temperatures from around the country. For example: 102 degrees - Phoenix, AZ. Might I note it is Pride month and that makes everything hotter.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at June 21, 2024 12:08 PM (W3n7o)

38 So, has anyone heard from JT yet?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 21, 2024 12:08 PM (+sD5M)

39 If Woke is so popular, why do all these institutions embracing it suddenly find themselves in financial crisis?

Posted by: Jay in PA at June 21, 2024 12:08 PM (i7Q7S)

40 Was there ever a time when the Post was not a Marxist front organization??

Posted by: tubal at June 21, 2024 12:08 PM (PCK5/)

41 So the inmates accelerated the glide path towards Chapter 11.

Posted by: WisRich at June 21, 2024 12:09 PM (G0vdT)

42
Bezos has good taste in silicon enhanced women who enjoy displaying them.

Other then that...

Posted by: Divide by Zero at June 21, 2024 12:09 PM (RKVpM)

43 Say what you will about "accidental" but Bezos earned his money so he should be allowed to burn it any way he wants to.

Unlike that Melinda French Gates guy.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 21, 2024 12:09 PM (guGkK)

44 I keep getting Demoncrat election texts
Yesterday FJB asking for $5
Today its Vindman's brother Eugene asking for $15 - it seems he's running for VA-7 and Trump is outra get him

The worst is that the texts include pics of their ugly evil faces

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 21, 2024 12:09 PM (EGSGm)

45 What happened was that I saw this and quickly wrote it up. Lemme put in the greeting.
Posted by: ace

Thank you, Ace.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 21, 2024 12:09 PM (v6JzV)

46 Certain the incoming editor had a contract and will be paid handsomely to go away.

Dude dodged a bullet.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at June 21, 2024 12:09 PM (GTqXr)

47 I liked Musk firing a whole pile of people after buying Twitter.

Posted by: Northernlurker at June 21, 2024 12:10 PM (JLq/1)

48 My thought, which I just had five seconds ago so don't expect me to be able to defend it, is that he had the great idea when everyone was trying to get an internet start-up going to start an internet start-up. He's just one of the few who got lucky.

Luck certainly played a role, but he was also smart enough to keep plowing the profits back into Amazon, so as to build up the infrastructure that nobody else could match. He was highly criticized for it, but he's smart, which is why it's all the more perplexing that he's an invertebrate lefty.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 21, 2024 12:10 PM (xCA6C)

49 BREAKING!

New York Post
@nypost
GOP Michigan rep and gun-rights supporter Neil Friske accused of chasing a stripper while firing a gun

-
I think they call that a biathalon.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at June 21, 2024 12:10 PM (L/fGl)

50 Any criticism of Bezos and the staff of WaPo is a deepfake from Russia. Seditious dis-mal-information.

Posted by: Eeyore at June 21, 2024 12:10 PM (1bNHn)

51 Fox News is running on its cyron a box labeled "Extreme Heat" with temperatures from around the country. For example: 102 degrees - Phoenix, AZ. Might I note it is Pride month and that makes everything hotter.
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at June 21, 2024 12:08 PM (W3n7o)

It's like 100 degree heat in Phoenix, AZ has NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE IN THE HISTORY OF EVER!!!!

We're doomed.

Look at any weather app. The temps hit 85 degrees, it's RED!!!!!! YOU'RE GONNA DIEEEEEEE!!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 21, 2024 12:10 PM (+sD5M)

52 he's a woke coward himself who craves the approval of the leftwing media. It's astonishing that he's not a GOP politician, really

Top shelf Ace cruelty. So early in the day. Delicious.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * levitating above the madness at June 21, 2024 12:10 PM (jY9Ov)

53 Bezos has enough gas in the tank to last the rest of his days.

Posted by: torabora at June 21, 2024 12:10 PM (vZp/+)

54 Unlike that Melinda French Gates guy.

"French gates" sounds like slang for female genitalia.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 21, 2024 12:11 PM (v6JzV)

55 @nypost
GOP Michigan rep and gun-rights supporter Neil Friske accused of chasing a stripper while firing a gun

Sounds like something seen in one of those silly Burt Reynolds movies in the 70's and 80's.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 21, 2024 12:11 PM (+sD5M)

56 I fricken love Friteenth.

Posted by: Kratwurst at June 21, 2024 12:11 PM (nIRE6)

57 "he's a woke coward himself who craves the approval of the leftwing media. It's astonishing that he's not a GOP politician, really"

===============

Hiring experienced white guys to fix the financial turmoil is "not who we are."

Posted by: Jay in PA at June 21, 2024 12:12 PM (i7Q7S)

58 @nypost
GOP Michigan rep and gun-rights supporter Neil Friske accused of chasing a stripper while firing a gun

Did Ted Nugent change his name and get elected to office?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 21, 2024 12:12 PM (v6JzV)

59 If the WaPo goes bankrupt, where will Mitt Romney get his news?

How will any Republican Senators know what's going on?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 21, 2024 12:12 PM (22FIG)

60 ox News is running on its chyron a box labeled "Extreme Heat" with temperatures from around the country.

I'm starting to notice that we get summer weather every summer. It's frightening and I understand the panic.

Posted by: t-bird at June 21, 2024 12:12 PM (wnZ8w)

61 Look at all the trouble Sterling-Cooper had when Brit Lane Pryce butted in.

Posted by: gp Is Committed To Doing The Important Work at June 21, 2024 12:13 PM (MvF+J)

62 43 Say what you will about "accidental" but Bezos earned his money so he should be allowed to burn it any way he wants to.

Unlike that Melinda French Gates guy.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June

Oh she earned it. She bred with Bill Gates.

Posted by: Piper at June 21, 2024 12:13 PM (pZEOD)

63 Did Ted Nugent change his name and get elected to office?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 21, 2024 12:12 PM (v6JzV)

The only thing he chases firing a gun is deer and wild boar.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 21, 2024 12:13 PM (+sD5M)

64

"share the culture of the Post and weren't "diverse" enough to fit in"

What culture would that be?

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at June 21, 2024 12:13 PM (et1vG)

65 Hiring experienced white guys to fix the financial turmoil is "not who we are."
Posted by: Jay in PA at June 21, 2024 12:12 PM (i7Q7S)

*fistbump*

Posted by: Mickey Mouse at June 21, 2024 12:13 PM (guGkK)

66 Strippers and gunplay… has to be a Moron..

Posted by: tubal at June 21, 2024 12:14 PM (PCK5/)

67
What culture would that be?

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at June 21, 2024 12:13 PM (et1vG)

Liberal depravity.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 21, 2024 12:14 PM (+sD5M)

68 Thank God for dash cameras. Picked up my charger from a tire rotation and oil change and it had a nice new hole in the catalytic converter. Double checked the dash cam before bringing it back to the mechanic, and the owner looked at the hole, watched the dash cam where his mechanic put the hole in it taking it off the rack.

They're going to replace the cat and pipe where the hole was made. No arguments either as it was obvious what happened in the dashcam video.

Posted by: BifBewalski at June 21, 2024 12:14 PM (A0xtH)

69 I used to take in the Sunday WaPo solely for its Style Invitational reader contests. The challenges were entertaining and the responses could be hysterical. But I stopped even that right around the advent of "Democracy Dies in Darkness" era.

Think I read they were getting rid of the Invitational anyway.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at June 21, 2024 12:14 PM (T+Iwg)

70 Hope he got a lovely parting gift in "dollar-dollar-bills-y'all" for the discriminatory firing/non-hiring.

Posted by: Free Press Hardy Har Har at June 21, 2024 12:14 PM (1wdUl)

71
Trans black editor or strike!

Posted by: Auspex at June 21, 2024 12:15 PM (j4U/Z)

72 They're going to replace the cat and pipe where the hole was made. No arguments either as it was obvious what happened in the dashcam video.
Posted by: BifBewalski at June 21, 2024 12:14 PM (A0xtH)

This is why I work on my own shit wherever possible.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 21, 2024 12:15 PM (+sD5M)

73 Everything going to DIE is hopefully going to fail sooner or later

Posted by: Skip at June 21, 2024 12:15 PM (CGGjE)

74 Did Ted Nugent change his name and get elected to office?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 21, 2024 12:12 PM (v6JzV)

The only thing he chases firing a gun is deer and wild boar.
Posted by: Sponge

Actually, I've heard that he likes to run around naked with a crossbow.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 21, 2024 12:15 PM (v6JzV)

75 Why "accidental" billionaire? I musta missed something there.

I'm just trying to denigrate his success. My thought, which I just had five seconds ago so don't expect me to be able to defend it, is that he had the great idea when everyone was trying to get an internet start-up going to start an internet start-up. He's just one of the few who got lucky.
Posted by: ace at June 21, 2024 12:07 PM (KRtlO)
___________

He was also backed from the beginning by big book publishing companies and Wall Street looking to get out from under the brick-and-mortar bookstores.

Then the company was badly managed and almost went under twice. It wasn't truly saved until the brick and mortar stores committed suicide and his online presence was there to lap up the business. Then covid.

He is one of the least innovative and most lucky of all the big billionaire guys.

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 21, 2024 12:15 PM (iFTx/)

76 So the inmates accelerated the glide path towards Chapter 11.
Posted by: WisRich

Maybe they can protest when WaPo goes out of business.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at June 21, 2024 12:15 PM (L/fGl)

77 Democracy Dies In Dickness

Posted by: Wokesters on Parade at June 21, 2024 12:15 PM (1wdUl)

78 Hope he got a lovely parting gift in "dollar-dollar-bills-y'all" for the discriminatory firing/non-hiring.

Bezos probably found a spare $10 million in his couch cushions to throw at him on his way out.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 21, 2024 12:15 PM (guGkK)

79 "What culture would that be?"

Late Batshit Crazy.

Posted by: Anti-Faucist at June 21, 2024 12:16 PM (qUkBO)

80 BREAKING!

New York Post
@nypost
GOP Michigan rep and gun-rights supporter Neil Friske accused of chasing a stripper while firing a gun

-
I think they call that a biathalon.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at June 21, 2024 12:10 PM
****
Cue Ludacris Cam

Posted by: torabora at June 21, 2024 12:16 PM (vZp/+)

81 Hiring experienced white guys to fix the financial turmoil is "not who we are."
Posted by: Jay in PA at June 21, 2024 12:12 PM (i7Q7S)

*fistbump*
Posted by: Mickey Mouse

Hey, do you guys have a newsletter?

Posted by: Titan Submersible at June 21, 2024 12:16 PM (v6JzV)

82 Bezos is weird- have you seen the eomsn he left his wife for?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 21, 2024 12:16 PM (EGSGm)

83 "...more piercings than Quint's abdomen..."

Lovely turn of phrase there.

Posted by: tankdemon at June 21, 2024 12:16 PM (ZbweD)

84 And for the last time, I am not going to Applebees, Ace.

I am going to go work out by taking a weight class with my hardest instructor, though. Pray for me. See y’all later, friends!

Posted by: Piper at June 21, 2024 12:16 PM (pZEOD)

85
Actually, I've heard that he likes to run around naked with a crossbow.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 21, 2024 12:15 PM (v6JzV)

I think you're confusing him with Matthew Maconnaeheueghy

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 21, 2024 12:16 PM (+sD5M)

86 eomsn?

Posted by: Titan Submersible at June 21, 2024 12:17 PM (v6JzV)

87 Game over man, game over...

Posted by: Private Hudson at June 21, 2024 12:17 PM (dzZCL)

88 1969, Parris Island. On Sundays we were allowed a newspaper. There were families selling them outside the mess hall after morning chow. The Washington Post, National Edition.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at June 21, 2024 12:17 PM (V5eKu)

89 I'm just glad the editorial staff at WaPo isn't engineering footbridges.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 21, 2024 12:17 PM (guGkK)

90 84 And for the last time, I am not going to Applebees, Ace.

I am going to go work out by taking a weight class with my hardest instructor, though. Pray for me. See y’all later, friends!

Posted by: Piper at June 21, 2024 12:16 PM (pZEOD)

I….. ah, nevermind.

Posted by: tubal at June 21, 2024 12:17 PM (PCK5/)

91 - "...IN THE HISTORY OF EVER!!!!"

I guess "...in the history of things happening" (hat tip grammie) never made it into the style guide.
Sad

Posted by: TeeJ at June 21, 2024 12:17 PM (aDAOz)

92 mickey mouse dies in darkness

Posted by: gnats local 678 at June 21, 2024 12:17 PM (CWTWj)

93 So the inmates accelerated the glide path towards Chapter 11.
Posted by: WisRich

Maybe they can protest when WaPo goes out of business.

They could always open a coffee shop.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 21, 2024 12:17 PM (xCA6C)

94 The White Left thinks they are going to be the pale, wise, and woke priests and priestesses in charge of the post-White Western World. They are in for a rude surprise.
Posted by: Anti-Faucist at June 21, 2024 12:06 PM (qUkBO)

I just hope that i live long enough, and have enough popcorn, to enjoy watching them get their comeuppance...

Posted by: SturmToddler at June 21, 2024 12:17 PM (UCRjB)

95 eomsn?

--

My keyboard has fits of Welshness

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 21, 2024 12:18 PM (EGSGm)

96 Off, sock.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 21, 2024 12:18 PM (v6JzV)

97 >>I'm just trying to denigrate his success. My thought, which I just had five seconds ago so don't expect me to be able to defend it, is that he had the great idea when everyone was trying to get an internet start-up going to start an internet start-up. He's just one of the few who got lucky.

Probably didn't hurt that his grandfather was one of the early founders of DARPA.

https://tinyurl.com/y5kmcde7

Posted by: JackStraw at June 21, 2024 12:18 PM (LkLld)

98 68 Thank God for dash cameras.

Had Keller Ford dealership replace my struts with Chinese junk, credit to a service guy who told me when I asked where the engine cover disappeared to. Assholes.

Posted by: Auspex at June 21, 2024 12:18 PM (j4U/Z)

99 So the inmates accelerated the glide path towards Chapter 11.
Posted by: WisRich

Maybe they can protest when WaPo goes out of business.

"Just because we have no readers doesn't mean you can just stop paying your employees!"

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 21, 2024 12:19 PM (guGkK)

100 1969, Parris Island. On Sundays we were allowed a newspaper. There were families selling them outside the mess hall after morning chow. The Washington Post, National Edition.

Newspapers on Sunday? Luxury! The best we got was once a month we'd get the comic strip from an old pack of Bazooka Joe bubblegum.

Posted by: a Yorkshireman at June 21, 2024 12:19 PM (mSufQ)

101 Thanks, tankdemon. and thanks sock monkey.

and thank everyone here for indulging me.

Posted by: ace at June 21, 2024 12:19 PM (KRtlO)

102 In an ideal world (Stop laughing), Bezos would bring in a right wing white male with enough FU Money to be cancel proof and he'd start throwing the whiners out of the window.

Posted by: NR Pax at June 21, 2024 12:19 PM (lXoJ5)

103
eomsn?

Posted by: Titan Submersible at June 21, 2024 12:17 PM

I searched with DDG and it turned up at a Wiki page for 'Women'.

A woman is an adult female human. Before adulthood, a woman is referred to as a girl. Typically, women are of the female sex and inherit a pair of X chromosomes, one from each parent, and fertile women are capable of pregnancy and giving birth from puberty until menopause.

The more you know...

Posted by: Divide by Zero at June 21, 2024 12:19 PM (RKVpM)

104 Breaking News: ~~Washington Post~~ Washington Pravda struggle sessions ends in a mob rule victory. Plus free lattes and back rubs.

New suggested WaPo tag line: Facts Are Fungible. Truth Is Tasty.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at June 21, 2024 12:19 PM (W3n7o)

105 And for the last time, I am not going to Applebees, Ace.
Posted by: Piper

Too bad. I hear their kale is to die for.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 21, 2024 12:20 PM (v6JzV)

106 "he had the great idea when everyone was trying to get an internet start-up going to start an internet start-up. He's just one of the few who got lucky.
Posted by: ace "

=================

If Bezos is this brilliant businessman, why is an institutional newspaper such a dumpster fire?

The fact of the matter is that while brilliant, he is a 1-trick pony. If you made Bezos the head of GM, they would be Obama-era bankrupt in 4 months.

Posted by: Jay in PA at June 21, 2024 12:20 PM (i7Q7S)

107 101 Thanks, tankdemon. and thanks sock monkey.

and thank everyone here for indulging me.
Posted by: ace at June 21, 2024 12:19 PM (KRtlO)

We normally SELL Indulgences, so..

Posted by: tubal at June 21, 2024 12:20 PM (PCK5/)

108 BREAKING!

New York Post
@nypost
GOP Michigan rep and gun-rights supporter Neil Friske accused of chasing a stripper while firing a gun

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I think they call that a biathalon.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at June 21, 2024 12:10 PM
****
Cue Ludacris Cam
Posted by: torabora at June 21, 2024 12:16 PM (vZp/+)
___________

Still better than the Squad terror whores

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 21, 2024 12:20 PM (iFTx/)

109 eomsn?

'woman' typed by a drunken left hand?

Posted by: t-bird at June 21, 2024 12:20 PM (wnZ8w)

110 doesn't bother me that Bezos is super-rich and can get more tail than Sinatra

but he bought a national newspaper and wants to tell me how to live and what to believe

stay in your lane dude
books and toasters

Posted by: Don Black- your local Studebaker dealer at June 21, 2024 12:20 PM (/7KEl)

111 Who needs truth in a news organization anyway?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at June 21, 2024 12:08 PM (L/fGl)

Da.

Posted by: Pravda at June 21, 2024 12:20 PM (6gW4D)

112 >>>stay in your lane dude
books and toasters

lol

Posted by: ace at June 21, 2024 12:20 PM (KRtlO)

113 an arab sheik calls in his son on the boy's birthday and says 'for you birthday i will get you anything you want. would you like your own bmw?'
and the boy says 'that is very generous of you but we already own many cars'
and the father say 'would you like your own airplane or helicopter?' and the bo again says 'that is also very generous but we already own a fleet of those too'
'well,' the father say 'is there something special you wish for?' and the boy says 'i want a mickey mouse outfit, ' and the father says, 'very well, someone get jeff bezos on the phone'

Posted by: gnats local 678 at June 21, 2024 12:21 PM (CWTWj)

114 16
‘ they are not wanted to read the Cultural Marxist Propaganda’
I imagine most white males are already not reading the Post.
Sadly , there will always be that weak, effeminate soyboy leftist faggot contingent for whom humiliation is a virtue.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at June 21, 2024 12:21 PM (jbnUc)

115 Is there any difference between the WaPo and Bedlam?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 21, 2024 12:21 PM (3Pppo)

116 >>>eomsn?

He fought beside Glorfindel in the Last Alliance.

Posted by: ace at June 21, 2024 12:21 PM (KRtlO)

117 watched the dash cam where his mechanic put the hole in it taking it off the rack.
They're going to replace the cat and pipe where the hole was made. No arguments either as it was obvious what happened in the dashcam video.
Posted by: BifBewalski at June 21, 2024 12:14 PM (A0xtH)

I'm a little puzzled how the dash cam caught this. Did it record the car bouncing and jerking around as it was driven off the lift?

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at June 21, 2024 12:21 PM (/ZMUq)

118 100 We were allowed to read it during "free time". In between cleaning your rifle, polishing boots, getting your ass PT'd to death for no apparent reason.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at June 21, 2024 12:21 PM (V5eKu)

119 Yesterday, I talked about the Supreme court case about the Constitutional argument against taxing unrealized gains. We lost that case, but we got meaningless **Dicta** that said basically "We haven't decided whether the Democrats get to destroy the middle class, *yet*."

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at June 21, 2024 12:22 PM (CecP5)

120 I saw on some lefty site they found that the WaPo stopped criticizing or even running stories bad for Amazon after Bezos bought it.

And...yep...sounds about right.

Now if you try to point out that's what the whole FNM does for its masters they'll call you a conspiracy theorist.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 21, 2024 12:22 PM (oZhjI)

121 116 >>>eomsn?

He fought beside Glorfindel in the Last Alliance.
Posted by: ace at June 21, 2024 12:21 PM (KRtlO)

That’s pretty good…

Posted by: tubal at June 21, 2024 12:22 PM (PCK5/)

122 It's a write off, Jerry. Jeff just writes it off.

Posted by: Kramer at June 21, 2024 12:22 PM (dg+HA)

123
I….. ah, nevermind.
Posted by: tubal at June

Oh dear heavens. She is a girl. I did not mean…oh my…I am leaving now blushing as red as my hair.

Posted by: Piper at June 21, 2024 12:22 PM (pZEOD)

124 Is there any difference between the WaPo and Bedlam?
Posted by: Anna Puma

The inmates at Bedlam are saner?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 21, 2024 12:22 PM (v6JzV)

125 They could always open a coffee shop.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 21, 2024

***
No doubt with "locally sourced, organically grown, free trade" coffee beans.

Each cup costing $10.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 21, 2024 12:22 PM (J2vNu)

126 "Typically, women are of the female sex"

I'm glad that was made abundantly clear. Good mercy

Any news on JT - nor correlation with the topic whatsoever, I'm just worried.

Posted by: Moki at June 21, 2024 12:22 PM (wLjpr)

127 re me at 113: and the way i heard the joke c 1978 was that the father was going to buy merrill lynch

Posted by: gnats local 678 at June 21, 2024 12:22 PM (CWTWj)

128 Hour and half to go, I think I cam make it

Posted by: Skip at June 21, 2024 12:23 PM (CGGjE)

129 ,>>>122 It's a write off, Jerry. Jeff just writes it off.

second time this reference made me LOL

Posted by: ace at June 21, 2024 12:23 PM (KRtlO)

130 So Cora 'Trigglypuff' Segal will be the next editor?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 21, 2024 12:23 PM (3Pppo)

131
Is there any difference between the WaPo and Bedlam?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 21, 2024 12:21 PM

I've never seen Celeste in the WaPo while she is memorable in the mattress store scene in Bedlam.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at June 21, 2024 12:23 PM (RKVpM)

132 Actually, I've heard that he likes to run around naked with a crossbow.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

Pussy

Posted by: Robin Hood at June 21, 2024 12:23 PM (x5Ry2)

133
Fox News is running on its cyron a box labeled "Extreme Heat" with temperatures from around the country. For example: 102 degrees - Phoenix, AZ. Might I note it is Pride month and that makes everything hotter.
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at June 21, 2024 12:08 PM (W3n7o)

Average high temps in Phoenix in June/July/August being about 105 or more...

*makes wanking motion with fist*

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 21, 2024 12:23 PM (n+4am)

134 Should I be rooting for the Stalinist or the Trotskyists?

Posted by: Ripley at June 21, 2024 12:23 PM (xwuga)

135 86 eomsn?
Posted by: Titan Submersible at June 21, 2024 12:17 PM (v6JzV)

Look at the letters to the left of "e" and "s" on the keyboard and replace.

Posted by: tankdemon at June 21, 2024 12:23 PM (ZbweD)

136 Had Keller Ford dealership replace my struts with Chinese junk, credit to a service guy who told me when I asked where the engine cover disappeared to. Assholes.
Posted by: Auspex at June 21, 2024 12:18 PM (j4U
****
It got binned with Hunter's gun?

Posted by: torabora at June 21, 2024 12:24 PM (vZp/+)

137
On Friteenth we celebrate the weekly video from Space Ice.

I'm hoping he does Equilibrium.

Posted by: ace at June 21, 2024 12:24 PM (KRtlO)

138 napoleon xiv wrote a song about bedlam

Posted by: gnats local 678 at June 21, 2024 12:24 PM (CWTWj)

139 It’ll be fun watching you guys go under

-------------

They're a Deep State arm of the Oligarchy.

The "Ministry of Truth" before it was cool ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Make Mean Tweets Great Again! at June 21, 2024 12:24 PM (mvE0S)

140 >>If Bezos is this brilliant businessman, why is an institutional newspaper such a dumpster fire?

Probably because the institution it acts as a stenographer are raging dumpster fires.

Whatever money Bezos loses with the WaPo he more than makes up for with AWS government contracts.

The Trump administration awarded a DOD cloud computing contract to Microsoft. In 2021 the Biden administration overturned the contract and gave it to Amazon.

It pays well to be the mouthpiece of the intel community.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 21, 2024 12:24 PM (LkLld)

141 ace check this out for one of your quick hits

https://x.com/Bubblebathgirl/status/
1804006301560664085

Predator gets busted trying to meet a 14-year-old girl in Portland, Oregon.

As he’s getting interrogated, a woke woman walks over and says:

“I just wanted to make sure that the brown person was safe.”

This is not satire.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 21, 2024 12:25 PM (EGSGm)

142
Stopped by the vet to pick up more antibiotics for Val. As we were waiting, Spark's ashes were delivered to the clinic. Our poor, sweet little boy is home forever.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 21, 2024 12:25 PM (MoZTd)

143
Should I be rooting for the Stalinist or the Trotskyists?
Posted by: Ripley at June 21, 2024 12:23 PM (xwuga)

Root for casualties.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 21, 2024 12:25 PM (n+4am)

144 stay in your lane dude
books and toasters

lol
Posted by: ace at June 21, 2024 12:20 PM (KRtlO)
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I can get toasters at Walmart. Books, on the other hand, are bit more difficult for me to come by. (Recent trips to library book sales notwithstanding...)

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 21, 2024 12:25 PM (7fElN)

145

Charles Foster Kane: You're right, I did lose a million dollars last year. I expect to lose a million dollars this year. I expect to lose a million dollars *next* year. You know, Mr. Thatcher, at the rate of a million dollars a year, I'll have to close this place in... sixty years.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 21, 2024 12:25 PM (63Dwl)

146 $10 cup coffee is better than no coffee.

*grumble*

Posted by: torabora at June 21, 2024 12:25 PM (vZp/+)

147 Bed lamb? Please tell me more.
-- Mohammed M. Mohammed

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 21, 2024 12:25 PM (v6JzV)

148 That tragically disfigured dude that Bezos is (theoretically) banging is probably behind this.

Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at June 21, 2024 12:26 PM (5IFb9)

149 Stalinists?

Trotskyites?

Oprah, "ice picks for all!"

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 21, 2024 12:26 PM (3Pppo)

150 "Typically, women are of the female sex"

I'm glad that was made abundantly clear. Good mercy

Back in the day, Dave Barry would sometimes use the construction "woman of the female persuasion."

Helluva writer. I'd always look forward to his end-of-the-year retrospectives, but I didn't think his last few were as good as they used to be.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at June 21, 2024 12:26 PM (mSufQ)

151 vmom, thank you,

Posted by: ace at June 21, 2024 12:27 PM (KRtlO)

152 * Or more piercings than Boromir's torso?

TOO SOON!!!!!!!!! :'(

Posted by: Oedipus at June 21, 2024 12:27 PM (Z6vKV)

153 On Friteenth we celebrate the weekly video from Space Ice.

I'm hoping he does Equilibrium.
Posted by: ace at June 21, 2024 12:24 PM (KRtlO)
---
Traditions are important.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 21, 2024 12:27 PM (7fElN)

154 Anderson Cooper's mom spent her fortune down to nearly nothing. I lololed. He can't afford his own bathhouse.

Posted by: torabora at June 21, 2024 12:27 PM (vZp/+)

155 Egg McMuffin's chief strategist has a spot of bother.

Heidi Hatch KUTV
@tvheidihatch
BREAKING: Joel Searby, Chief Strategist for Evan McMullin 2016 Presidential campaign, arrested in Florida for allegedly soliciting sex with a teen boy. Searby is managing director of the @Fwd_Party and often speaks on faith based initiatives in politics here in Utah.
. . . .
43 year old Joel Searby allegedly messaged the 15 year old boy on snapchat. "He suggested the victim should sneak out and go to Searby’s guest house. He would send the boy a text asking him to go over to help with yard work as an excuse for his parents."

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And he's associated with the North American Man Boy Lincoln Association.

https://shorturl.at/NOKg7

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at June 21, 2024 12:27 PM (L/fGl)

156 Bezos's slag actually IS a woman right? Because if it was a DIAD then well, I think we would have already hit peak stupidity.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 21, 2024 12:27 PM (oZhjI)

157 anyone who has sex with an animal is too lazy to punish percy

Posted by: gnats local 678 at June 21, 2024 12:27 PM (CWTWj)

158 133 Before electrification, when men wore wool suits and ladies were corseted, Phoenix was probably pretty harsh. A simple reciprocating fan was probably a God send after the electricity got hooked up.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at June 21, 2024 12:28 PM (V5eKu)

159 I can get toasters at Walmart. Books, on the other hand, are bit more difficult for me to come by. (Recent trips to library book sales notwithstanding...)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 21, 2024 12:25 PM (7fElN)

I have bee using thrift books on line. Good prices and quick delivery

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 21, 2024 12:28 PM (NtVYv)

160 >“I just wanted to make sure that the brown person was safe.”

jeez lady, who pulled the nails and helped you down from the cross?

Posted by: Don Black- your local Studebaker dealer at June 21, 2024 12:28 PM (/7KEl)

161 The IC controls Bezos.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at June 21, 2024 12:28 PM (qZEuM)

162 He is one of the least innovative and most lucky of all the big billionaire guys.
Posted by: Elric Blade

Gotta disagree. The technology Amazon built in its warehouses is the essence of innovation. They are years ahead of everyone else with Walmart being somewhat the exception. The lucky part - a lot of success comes down to being in the right place at the right and then running with it. You might not like Bezo's, there is a lot there not to admire, but they completely remapped significant parts of the economy.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at June 21, 2024 12:28 PM (W3n7o)

163 Back in the day, Dave Barry would sometimes use the construction "woman of the female persuasion."

Helluva writer. I'd always look forward to his end-of-the-year retrospectives, but I didn't think his last few were as good as they used to be.
Posted by: Lance McCormick

He's been letting his inner leftie show. I don't read him anymore.

But, agreed, back in the day he was laugh-out-loud funny.

And he did a very good serious piece on the first anniversary of 9/11.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 21, 2024 12:28 PM (v6JzV)

164 Afternoon ace. Watching the death spiral of WAPO is truly beautiful thing. I wonder if the Marxist twerp journalists there ever have a moment of introspection where they realize they wouldn't have a job but for a billionaire. Probably not

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 21, 2024 12:28 PM (eqyOI)

165 and Vivek Ramaswami is buying large chunks of Buzzfeed.

I await results, with anticipation.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 21, 2024 12:28 PM (D7oie)

166 Joel Searby, Chief Strategist for Evan McMullin 2016 Presidential campaign, arrested in Florida for allegedly soliciting sex with a teen boy.

Remember folks, any accusation our elites are pedos or pedo-friendly is conspiracy talk.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 21, 2024 12:28 PM (oZhjI)

167 ---
I can get toasters at Walmart. Books, on the other hand, are bit more difficult for me to come by. (Recent trips to library book sales notwithstanding...)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 21, 2024 12:25 PM (7fElN)

Have you tried thriftbooks??????

It is problematic, however. Cheap books delivered quickly. Not good for budgetary reasons

Posted by: Moki at June 21, 2024 12:29 PM (wLjpr)

168 That tragically disfigured dude that Bezos is (theoretically) banging is probably behind this.
Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at June 21, 2024 12:26 PM (5IFb9)
****
Have we met?

Posted by: Anderson Cooper at June 21, 2024 12:29 PM (vZp/+)

169 >Bezos's slag actually IS a woman right?

I think so
her breasts have been rebuilt

Posted by: Don Black- your local Studebaker dealer at June 21, 2024 12:29 PM (/7KEl)

170 How about more piercings than Ceaser’s back?

Posted by: UGAdawg at June 21, 2024 12:29 PM (lJBfP)

171 Time for a cigar!

Posted by: Weasel at June 21, 2024 12:29 PM (JwHpX)

172
Bezos's slag

________

Doxie
Tart
Molly
Jade
Strumpet

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 21, 2024 12:29 PM (MoZTd)

173 Pretty sure that was the outcome at Bexos' Blog that 98% of The Horde expected.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at June 21, 2024 12:29 PM (17s+e)

174 Imgotta say, Ace, your blog is a significant aspect of my life. It cheers me up, and lets me blow off steam. I hope the good humor never goes away. So, thanks, mon ami…

Posted by: tubal at June 21, 2024 12:30 PM (PCK5/)

175 159 - hive mind

Posted by: Moki at June 21, 2024 12:30 PM (wLjpr)

176 Buzzfeed is worth more than a $1.99?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 21, 2024 12:30 PM (3Pppo)

177 I have bee using thrift books on line. Good prices and quick delivery
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway

There's an online site called "Book Depository." Brit. No American site would use that name.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 21, 2024 12:30 PM (v6JzV)

178 It's always fun to watch the woke mobs burn their own homes.

That's why I hand out free matches...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at June 21, 2024 12:30 PM (wtvvX)

179 thank you, Tubal, for your Friteenth wishes.

Posted by: ace at June 21, 2024 12:30 PM (KRtlO)

180 At least there were legitimate imperial reasons for the founding of Tucson back in the day, but Phoenix never made any sense to me whatever.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at June 21, 2024 12:30 PM (T+Iwg)

181 I'm just trying to denigrate his success. My thought, which I just had five seconds ago so don't expect me to be able to defend it, is that he had the great idea when everyone was trying to get an internet start-up going to start an internet start-up. He's just one of the few who got lucky.

I'm not gonna denigrate him for that. Unlike most people at that time he realized the real money isn't in the store, it's in the building the infrastructure which you can then rent to other people. Amazon the store lost money well into the mid-2000s but Amazon Web Services floated the company.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 21, 2024 12:30 PM (2ocoG)

182 Doxie
Tart
Molly
Jade
Strumpet
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 21, 2024 12:29 PM (MoZTd)

I like "roundheel"

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 21, 2024 12:30 PM (guGkK)

183 Fine. *shrugs*

Burn Washington Post, BURN.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at June 21, 2024 12:30 PM (O7YUW)

184 Stopped by the vet to pick up more antibiotics for Val. As we were waiting, Spark's ashes were delivered to the clinic. Our poor, sweet little boy is home forever.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 21, 2024

***
Hadrian,

I know hereof you speak. One shelf of one of my living room bookcases is dedicated to the urns or boxes of my late feline friends, going back many years.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 21, 2024 12:31 PM (J2vNu)

185 AWS only accounts for about 16% of Amazon's total revenue. However, it also accounts for 74% of Amazon's operating income.

AWS is the crown jewel of the Amazon empire when it comes to value and profit. It's not books and toasters, it's government contracts and they are in the 10s of billions of dollars.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 21, 2024 12:31 PM (LkLld)

186 The IC controls Bezos.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at June 21, 2024 12:28 PM (qZEuM)
****
The first rule of IC is don't talk about IC.

Posted by: IC at June 21, 2024 12:31 PM (vZp/+)

187 Bezos enjoys setting money on fire I guess.

Posted by: Blast Hardcheese at June 21, 2024 12:31 PM (PWI4f)

188 Has something happened to JT? What's with the sidebar note??

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 21, 2024 12:31 PM (4XwPj)

189 and just like the coffee shop where the inmates thought they ran the asylum?

Just shut it down. It's like the Florida people who keep building the same homes on the same beach, and are then surprised when the next hurricane takes it out... again.... just fucking stop.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 21, 2024 12:31 PM (xaFKb)

190 I think so
her breasts have been rebuilt
Posted by: Don Black- your local Studebaker dealer at June 21, 2024 12:29 PM (/7KEl)

Her face was reworked, and she now looks distinctly mannish.

Maybe that's what Bezos was going for.

Posted by: spindrift at June 21, 2024 12:31 PM (OguvZ)

191 Suck it, WaPo.

The Wokies will really love all their diversity when they are standing in the unemployment line.

Go woke, go broke.

Posted by: Czech Chick at June 21, 2024 12:31 PM (fpVC1)

192
>Bezos's slag actually IS a woman right?

It's a toss up to me as to whether she is a carbon or silicon based life form.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at June 21, 2024 12:31 PM (RKVpM)

193 Bezos is dating Frau Bluecher?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 21, 2024 12:32 PM (3Pppo)

194 Hadrian, sorry about Spark.

Is Val continuing to do well?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 21, 2024 12:32 PM (EGSGm)

195 The Paolo, he has been described as one of the, how you say, hardest, instructors.

Posted by: The Paolo at June 21, 2024 12:32 PM (dg+HA)

196 @172; Hoo-a

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 21, 2024 12:32 PM (eqyOI)

197 >>>188 Has something happened to JT? What's with the sidebar note??

he hasn't been here for a while. I think Ben Had is trying to contact him to find out if everything's okay.

Posted by: ace at June 21, 2024 12:32 PM (KRtlO)

198 Did Dave Barry go never-trump?

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 21, 2024 12:32 PM (cf/0E)

199 Her face was reworked, and she now looks distinctly mannish.

Maybe that's what Bezos was going for.
Posted by: spindrift at June 21, 2024 12:31 PM (OguvZ)

Sorry, but you can't fake "mannish" with surgery.

*sniff*

Posted by: Melinda French Gates at June 21, 2024 12:32 PM (guGkK)

200 I like "roundheel"
Posted by: Cicero

The French have the term "la grande horizontale."

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 21, 2024 12:32 PM (v6JzV)

201 What's with the sidebar note??
Posted by: Madamemayhem

He is AWOL

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 21, 2024 12:32 PM (EGSGm)

202 188 Has something happened to JT? What's with the sidebar note??
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 21, 2024 12:31 PM (4XwPj)

He hasn't been heard from in a while. I've sent emails that have gone unanswered, as have several other folks. normally, he replies immediately.

Posted by: Moki at June 21, 2024 12:33 PM (wLjpr)

203 Question for the woke WAPO leftists:

If you can't stand having a white man run your paper, how can you stand working for a paper named after a white man?

Posted by: Tex Lovera at June 21, 2024 12:33 PM (wtvvX)

204 The Paolo, he has been described as one of the, how you say, hardest, instructors.
Posted by: The Paolo at June 21, 2024 12:32 PM (dg+HA)

Hah! I saw that one too but let it go.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 21, 2024 12:33 PM (guGkK)

205 Fox News is running on its cyron a box labeled "Extreme Heat" with temperatures from around the country. For example: 102 degrees - Phoenix, AZ. Might I note it is Pride month and that makes everything hotter.
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at June 21, 2024 12:08 PM (W3n7o)

Average high temps in Phoenix in June/July/August being about 105 or more...

*makes wanking motion with fist*
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 21, 2024 12:23 PM (n+4am)

--------------

Even though we're north of The Valley and at a mile high (been hitting around 100), have been getting daily, annoying "Excessive Heat Warning" notifications on my Android phone.

Jeebus. Growing up in Vegas in the 60's & 70's, we had 3-a-day football practices in August with temps 110 or more. And the coaches had stopwatches on us as we stood in line for the few water-breaks allowed -- where you got your 10 seconds to drink as much as you could, and you liked it!

Posted by: ShainS -- Make Mean Tweets Great Again! at June 21, 2024 12:34 PM (mvE0S)

206 >>>198 Did Dave Barry go never-trump?

all I know is that he said he reads me and thinks I'm funny, so I doubt he's one of those flabby nevertrump queerbaits.

Posted by: ace at June 21, 2024 12:34 PM (KRtlO)

207 Now the wokies at the even-more subverted Washington Post

All is proceeding as we have foreseen.

Posted by: Big Penguin at June 21, 2024 12:34 PM (sDLO5)

208 JT's bird bath really did freeze?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 21, 2024 12:34 PM (3Pppo)

209 If you can't stand having a white man run your paper, how can you stand working for a paper named after a white man?
Posted by: Tex Lovera at June 21, 2024 12:33 PM (wtvvX)

Wait. I thought Washington Post invented the peanut.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 21, 2024 12:34 PM (guGkK)

210 OT but is Biden going to be drugged up for his week of studying for his debate?

Posted by: Northernlurker at June 21, 2024 12:34 PM (JLq/1)

211 Bezos is dating Frau Bluecher?
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 21, 2024 12:32 PM (3Pppo)

WHHHHHHyyyRRRRYYRRRYR!

Posted by: Horses at June 21, 2024 12:35 PM (cf/0E)

212 Did Dave Barry go never-trump?
Posted by: BourbonChicken

I don't know for sure, but he was all in on the "DeSantis' sending illegals to Martha's Vineyard was human trafficking" thing, so, probably.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 21, 2024 12:35 PM (v6JzV)

213 JT's bird bath really did freeze?
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 21, 2024 12:34 PM (3Pppo)

Birdbath status has been offline for days.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 21, 2024 12:35 PM (guGkK)

214 AWS is the crown jewel of the Amazon empire when it comes to value and profit. It's not books and toasters, it's government contracts and they are in the 10s of billions of dollars.

Not just government contracts. A substantial portion of the visible web has some connection to AWS. Twitter did pre-Musk for instance (they now have their own servers).

Posted by: Ian S. at June 21, 2024 12:35 PM (2ocoG)

215 "The Wokies will really love all their diversity when they are standing in the unemployment line.

Go woke, go broke.

Posted by: Czech Chick"

Hopefully they will get what they deserve and Bezos hires them to work in the Amazon warehouses.

Posted by: Ripley at June 21, 2024 12:35 PM (xwuga)

216 Bezos did benefit greatly from violating the sales tax laws in every state until he couldn't get away with it any longer.

Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at June 21, 2024 12:36 PM (5IFb9)

217 It's OK if Wapo goes under. We have many, many alternatives.

Posted by: The CIA at June 21, 2024 12:36 PM (woPEM)

218 Question for the woke WAPO leftists:

If you can't stand having a white man run your paper, how can you stand working for a paper named after a white man?

Posted by: Tex Lovera at June 21, 2024 12:33 PM (wtvvX)

--------------

And living and working in a city named after a slave owner!

Posted by: ShainS -- Make Mean Tweets Great Again! at June 21, 2024 12:36 PM (mvE0S)

219 Robert Winnett will no longer join Washington Post as top editor.

Maybe avoid right-wing stooges next time? Maybe find some folks with integrity? Maybe respect your writers and readers? Maybe flush your republican-style-ethics playbook down the crapper?

That guy is horrible. Glad the pressure worked. Lots of people at WaPo were threatening to quit.

The last thing U.S. print media needs is another Thatcherite toadie. They all see Cheeto as the American Boris - and to them, that's not a bad thing.

there is a reason the Telegraph was always known as the Torygraph, that kind of person wouldn't work well in US newsprint and especially the Washington Post, where political leanings are not as openly worn on their sleeves as they are in the UK. WaPo has a reputation of being more of a straight shooter, maybe a bit left (because truth has a liberal bias after all) and that guy would not have been a good fit for the WaPo culture.

There was a revolution in the making by the reporters at WaPo about his appointment and I hope they keep it up to get rid of Will Lewis as well.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 21, 2024 12:36 PM (JCZqz)

220 198 Did Dave Barry go never-trump?

all I know is that he said he reads me and thinks I'm funny, so I doubt he's one of those flabby nevertrump queerbaits.
Posted by: ace

Really? That's awesome, Ace.

Dave Barry and VDH. I bow down to you in awe, sir.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 21, 2024 12:36 PM (v6JzV)

221 The Dave Barry Never Trumpers would be a good name for a rock band.

Posted by: Miami Hurled at June 21, 2024 12:37 PM (dg+HA)

222 Bezos woman has a son with Hof TE Tony Gonzalez. He's 6'5" and 250 lbs. I'm sure he rearranged some of her body parts IYKWIM

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 21, 2024 12:37 PM (eqyOI)

223 Friteenth?

but it's the 21st.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 21, 2024 12:37 PM (+sD5M)

224
Bezos did benefit greatly from violating the sales tax laws in every state until he couldn't get away with it any longer.

Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at June 21, 2024 12:36 PM

I know.

:: sniff sniff ::

Posted by: Divide by Zero at June 21, 2024 12:37 PM (RKVpM)

225 Bezos did benefit greatly from violating the sales tax laws in every state until he couldn't get away with it any longer.

I used to think they'd suffer when they had to start collecting taxes, but it turns out, not having to go to the store, and having a very good selection with all kinds of reviews makes them attractive even so.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 21, 2024 12:37 PM (xCA6C)

226 The WaPo is the propaganda arm of the deep state. They dutifully report on what they are told to report.

In return Amazon gets extremely lucrative contracts from agencies such as the NSA and the CIA.

You know, the people who are actually running our government.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 21, 2024 12:37 PM (LkLld)

227 What is worse than an accidental billionaire? An accidental billionaire woke AWFL ex-wife.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 21, 2024 12:38 PM (rsqyi)

228 all I know is that he said he reads me and thinks I'm funny, so I doubt he's one of those flabby nevertrump queerbaits.
Posted by: ace

Heh. Read AoS. Don't be a flabby nevertrump queerbait.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 21, 2024 12:38 PM (+sD5M)

229 OT but is Biden going to be drugged up for his week of studying for his debate?

Posted by: Northernlurker at June 21, 2024 12:34 PM (JLq/1)

---------------

They've been cryogenically freezing him when not in public.

Posted by: ShainS -- Make Mean Tweets Great Again! at June 21, 2024 12:38 PM (mvE0S)

230 187 Bezos enjoys setting money on fire I guess.
Posted by: Blast Hardcheese at June 21, 2024 12:31 PM (PWI4f)

Not if Blue Origin launches are an indicator.

Posted by: Auspex at June 21, 2024 12:38 PM (j4U/Z)

231 Dave Barry used to poke fun at all parties and sides. I don't know if he's now committed himself to one camp or another.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at June 21, 2024 12:39 PM (T+Iwg)

232 They used to tell people to take salt tablets. The Army had them all over, as did government agencies.

Desert rats took them. Sure are a lot of people dying out thar in the heat, I know the modern consensus is that salt tablets are not necessary, and ordinary foods provide enough.

I wonder about that. Colin Fletcher walked the length of California in 1958. He mentioned some of the Death Valley park rangers said it was variable. Some needed to take very few. "But there's another guy" he noted "If he doesn't take a handful everyday, he ends up in the hospital."

I like to mix some potassium/salt/sugar in a liter of water and roll my own Electrolyte drink. Exertion in hot weather - take it easy. Excess salt won't hurt in the short term.

It is impossible to "stay hydrated" if your electrolytes are low.

Posted by: Common Tater at June 21, 2024 12:39 PM (9jZWY)

233 216 IIRC, Bezos was also fucking around with delivery drivers on line tips. I get real good service from the Wally World grocery delivery contractor here, tip a little on line, and give them an extra fiver when they show up, always on time. I make sure they got the on line tip.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at June 21, 2024 12:39 PM (V5eKu)

234 That guy is horrible. Glad the pressure worked. Lots of people at WaPo were threatening to quit.

Now they will assure being laid off and fired. Bold strategy there Cotton.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at June 21, 2024 12:39 PM (17s+e)

235 Heh. Read AoS. Don't be a flabby nevertrump queerbait.

What about well-toned nevertrump queerbaits?

Posted by: Archimedes at June 21, 2024 12:39 PM (xCA6C)

236 I saw Flabby Nevertrump Queerbaits open for Pussy Riot and 4 Non Blondes at Lilith Fair in '08.

I didn't make it out and have been dead ever since.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 21, 2024 12:39 PM (+sD5M)

237 The Dave Barry Never Trumpers would be a good name for a rock band.
Posted by: Miami Hurled

Barry used to be used to be in a charity rock band called the Rock Bottom Remainders with Stephen King and other writers.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 21, 2024 12:39 PM (v6JzV)

238 They've been cryogenically freezing him when not in public.
Posted by: ShainS -- Make Mean Tweets Great Again! at June 21, 2024 12:38 PM (mvE0S)

DEFROST CANDIDATE FULLY 12 HOURS BEFORE DEBATE

Posted by: Cryo-Vac Industries at June 21, 2024 12:40 PM (guGkK)

239 Really? That's awesome, Ace.

Dave Barry and VDH. I bow down to you in awe, sir.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 21, 2024 12:36 PM (v6JzV)

-------------

You left out plagiarist Jonah Goldberg!

Posted by: ShainS -- Make Mean Tweets Great Again! at June 21, 2024 12:40 PM (mvE0S)

240 Buzzfeed is worth more than a $1.99?
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 21, 2024 12:30 PM (3Pppo)

cost, value, expense, and worth are all different concepts, denoting specific subjective estimates.

It has the reach and the recognition, so the potential is there for actual value.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 21, 2024 12:40 PM (D7oie)

241 It is impossible to "stay hydrated" if your electrolytes are low.
Posted by: Common Tater at June 21, 2024 12:39 PM (9jZWY)

And like many other good ideas, that become evil when over done, thus idiocracy was born...

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 21, 2024 12:40 PM (xaFKb)

242 @236 overcome by patchouli?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 21, 2024 12:40 PM (eqyOI)

243 Flabby Never Trump Queerbits, Lincoln Project house band?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 21, 2024 12:40 PM (3Pppo)

244 I used to think they'd suffer when they had to start collecting taxes, but it turns out, not having to go to the store, and having a very good selection with all kinds of reviews makes them attractive even so.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 21, 2024

***
As someone mentioned on the ONT or Tech Thread this morning, if you live in a small town, having stuff delivered instead of driving to the nearby city is awfully attractive.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 21, 2024 12:41 PM (J2vNu)

245 Stopped reading the Post when they went all Scalp the Redskins cuz reasons. BTW, that was the Redskins last Super Bowl year. I did enjoy the Post's Crossword Puzzle but, alas, I gave that up too.

Posted by: Pudinhead at June 21, 2024 12:41 PM (n17eQ)

246 I didn't make it out and have been dead ever since.
Posted by: Sponge

But you come back to life every October for the TXMoMe.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 21, 2024 12:41 PM (v6JzV)

247 Most of big tech is in bed with FedGov. Twitter was which is why Musk it being harassed daily.

Plus, outfits like Google and Amazon can spend gobs of money building "to spec" systems for FedGov that FedGov doesn't have the intelligence to do on their own.

And another plus... the grift involved in government contracting.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 21, 2024 12:41 PM (Q4IgG)

248 Joey Bidet is a meat popsicle?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 21, 2024 12:42 PM (3Pppo)

249 Back in the day, you took salt pills in hot weather.

Posted by: Pudinhead at June 21, 2024 12:42 PM (n17eQ)

250 238 They've been cryogenically freezing him when not in public.
Posted by: ShainS -- Make Mean Tweets Great Again! at June 21, 2024 12:38 PM (mvE0S)

DEFROST CANDIDATE FULLY 12 HOURS BEFORE DEBATE

Posted by: Cryo-Vac Industries at June 21, 2024 12:40 PM (guGkK)

Be sure to poke a few holes in his wrapper first!!!

Posted by: Tex Lovera at June 21, 2024 12:42 PM (wtvvX)

251 Not sure if this was posted yet, apologies if so.

Trump policy interview with some very rich people. Worth the time to watch.

(remove spaces)

https://x.com/theallinpod/ status/1803895237540012084

Posted by: Ann at June 21, 2024 12:42 PM (4neFu)

252 Would love a steel cage billionaire match to the death - Musk vs Bezos.

Posted by: Son of Dad at June 21, 2024 12:43 PM (8JB5s)

253 Bezos did benefit greatly from violating the sales tax laws in every state until he couldn't get away with it any longer.
Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at June 21, 2024 12:36 PM (5IFb9)

Yeah, but I am sure he did bad things, too.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 21, 2024 12:43 PM (D7oie)

254 As someone mentioned on the ONT or Tech Thread this morning, if you live in a small town, having stuff delivered instead of driving to the nearby city is awfully attractive.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 21, 2024 12:41 PM (J2vNu)
---
People will pay through the nose for convenience.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 21, 2024 12:43 PM (7fElN)

255 /sock

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 21, 2024 12:43 PM (cf/0E)

256 Has something happened to JT? What's with the sidebar note??

he hasn't been here for a while.

==

how long is "a while" ??

Posted by: runner at June 21, 2024 12:43 PM (9pFgx)

257 249 Back in the day, you took salt pills in hot weather.

Posted by: Pudinhead at June 21, 2024 12:42 PM (n17eQ)

I remember my Dad doing that when he'd do yard work in the Texas sun.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at June 21, 2024 12:44 PM (wtvvX)

258 Would love a steel cage billionaire match to the death - Musk vs Bezos.
Posted by: Son of Dad at June 21, 2024

***
I'd rather Christina Aguilera vs. Britney Spears, but whatevs.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 21, 2024 12:44 PM (J2vNu)

259 Bezos did benefit greatly from violating the sales tax laws in every state until he couldn't get away with it any longer.
Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at June 21, 2024 12:36 PM (5IFb9)

Yeah, but I am sure he did bad things, too.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 21, 2024 12:43 PM (D7oie)

Yep. One of my favorite things about buying from Amazon used to be that CA didn't get a dime of income from the purchase.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 21, 2024 12:44 PM (guGkK)

260 Bezos did benefit greatly from violating the sales tax laws in every state until he couldn't get away with it any longer.

Those laws hurt consumers and smaller competitors a lot more than they did Amazon. Typical rent-seeking.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 21, 2024 12:44 PM (2ocoG)

261 AWS is the evil that most no one knows exists.

They are the processing power the US government rents to find threats to Our Democracy.
Those were not FBI servers crunching geolocation data to find anyone who visited DC on J6.

I'd also bet their Chinese government contracts rival the revenue from US government agencies.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 21, 2024 12:44 PM (22FIG)

262 But you come back to life every October for the TXMoMe.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 21, 2024 12:41 PM (v6JzV)

The power of the Horde compels me.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 21, 2024 12:45 PM (+sD5M)

263 Sounds like the Post Disneyed the new guy.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 21, 2024 12:45 PM (ynpvh)

264 Joey Bidet is a meat popsicle?
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 21, 2024 12:42 PM (3Pppo)

I have one. It's what I use on my daughter in the shower.

Posted by: Joe Biden at June 21, 2024 12:45 PM (+sD5M)

265 241 I remember Dad, the baker, putting salt in his hand, tossing it in his mouth, and slamming a glass of water. Hot work, those bakeries. I also remember the pink salt pills everywhere while in the Corps. A four canteen day for a grunt would be three with aqua pura and one with salt tabs mixed in.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at June 21, 2024 12:46 PM (V5eKu)

266 I'd rather Christina Aguilera vs. Britney Spears, but whatevs.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 21, 2024 12:44 PM (J2vNu)

That's hot.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at June 21, 2024 12:46 PM (+sD5M)

267 Yeah if had really resigned he would have had a witty dry British back handed compliment in his resignation notice.

Posted by: polynikes at June 21, 2024 12:46 PM (SHMXB)

268 {19} I hope Bezos paid Winnett a walk-away bonus

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 21, 2024 12:05 PM (EGSGm)

Almost guaranteed there'd have to be, vmom.

If I were a betting man, I'd say there's an NDA involved as well, in order to try to make this go away as quietly as possible.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at June 21, 2024 12:46 PM (O7YUW)

269 How long until the newly hired Brit CEO says "aah screw it" after dealing with the WAPO toddlers?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 21, 2024 12:46 PM (eqyOI)

270 I haven't seen any evidence of people doing that.

I was surprised to see "sugar free" sports drinks. Not from a marketing perspective certainly.

From a technical standpoint, small amounts of glucose - sugar - are what makes sports drinks work. Osmotic pressure. Basically the ratio is a kind of synthetic sweat.

Gatorade was said to win football games down in Florida. And it probably did. But it tasted terrible, I remember that. Well - forgive me for being cynical, but I bet "they" ruined it. I can make my own Electrolyte drinks for pennies a gallon. And I know they are made correctly, and can avoid all the weirdo shit they put in everything now. Even corn syrup is just nasty in the first place.

When I worked outside a lot, in heat and humidity, it is almost impossible to drink enough fluids. Electrolytes in proper proportion also means you don't have to piss every 5 minutes.

Posted by: Common Tater at June 21, 2024 12:47 PM (9jZWY)

271 263 Sounds like the Post Disneyed the new guy.

Oh, no!
Anyway...

Posted by: It's called The ComPost for a reason at June 21, 2024 12:47 PM (dg+HA)

272 I'd rather Christina Aguilera vs. Britney Spears, but whatevs.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

I was thinking more Lizzo vs Lena Dunham. In baby oil. Wearing bikinis.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at June 21, 2024 12:47 PM (JCZqz)

273 >>Plus, outfits like Google and Amazon can spend gobs of money building "to spec" systems for FedGov that FedGov doesn't have the intelligence to do on their own.

Two of the early seed investors in an idea that would grow to become Google were the NSA and the CIA. They've never left.

Ever heard of In-Q-Tel? It's a venture capital firm like no other because it is owned by the CIA. If you are familiar with Google Earth you might not know it actually started as a CIA program called Keyhole. In-Q-Tel helped sell it to Google.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 21, 2024 12:47 PM (LkLld)

274 He's just one of the few who got lucky.
Posted by: ace at June 21, 2024 12:07 PM (KRtlO)

He's the Marc Cuban of e-books...Marc Cuban started Broadcast.com with others, and then it sold to idiots over at Yahoo! for a ridiculous valuation during the dot com Tulip runup, and then Yahoo! promptly cratered. Cuban has a protective put which is investment banker was smart enough to put into place, and so Marc's share value did not sink with the company that bought him. And thus he became a lottery winner, in essence...

Bezos basically was the same. In the late 90's, Amazon was under water with debt that was maturing and, if I remember correctly, was about 60 days to being no more. But the debt holders were bought out by an "internet" bank and refinanced...saving idiotic Bezos from a fate he deserved. That bank which refinanced Amazon brought in real management and thus accelerated the rebirth of Amazon into an internet warehouse provider...so, the undeserving Jeff lived to be a lottery winner, much like Cuban...

Posted by: Boswell at June 21, 2024 12:47 PM (K+UlC)

275 How long until the newly hired Brit CEO says "aah screw it" after dealing with the WAPO toddlers?
Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 21, 2024 12:46 PM (eqyOI)

Britain has been full of toddlers for a long time. He'll fit right in.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 21, 2024 12:47 PM (+sD5M)

276
I'm just trying to denigrate his success. My thought, which I just had five seconds ago so don't expect me to be able to defend it, is that he had the great idea when everyone was trying to get an internet start-up going to start an internet start-up. He's just one of the few who got lucky.
Posted by: ace at June 21, 2024 12:07 PM (KRtlO)

———-

Amazon as a big assist from the State through the courts said the “single click to buy” function could be copyrighted. A thoroughly stupid decision.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at June 21, 2024 12:47 PM (PKYT8)

277 For those of you who want to slang on Bezos, Bobby Fingers ( a mad Irishman) made a rowboat modeled on Jeff Bezos' head.

This is a documentation of that build, and for some reason it also is a rumination on baldness, a brief travelogue to Turkey on holiday, and a pirate movie.

https://youtu.be/VGhcSupkNs8

Posted by: Kindltot at June 21, 2024 12:48 PM (D7oie)

278 If you are familiar with Google Earth you might not know it actually started as a CIA program called Keyhole. In-Q-Tel helped sell it to Google.

I know it started as Keyhole but nobody's ever explained how it's in the CIA's interest to let everyone see the imaging. There's even user-created annotations pointing out the features of Area 51.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 21, 2024 12:48 PM (2ocoG)

279 I'll not have any cheers for the death of the WaPo.

I'd 1000x rather see the death of National Review.

The WaPo we know is an enemy.

National Review pretends to be an ally.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 21, 2024 12:49 PM (22FIG)

280
Ever heard of In-Q-Tel?

________

Any relation to K-Tel?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 21, 2024 12:49 PM (MoZTd)

281
I cut my grass with my self propelled lawn mower yesterday in almost 90 degree heat for an hour and a half. Lost two pounds to sweat. Stepped on scale this morning and its back!

I got the pain, without the gain.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at June 21, 2024 12:50 PM (RKVpM)

282
Any relation to K-Tel?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 21, 2024 12:49 PM (MoZTd)

Hey man! Is that Freedom Rock?!?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 21, 2024 12:50 PM (+sD5M)

283 Ever heard of In-Q-Tel?

________

Any relation to K-Tel?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 21, 2024

***
Or Ro-Tel?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 21, 2024 12:50 PM (J2vNu)

284 Life preserver?!? Toss the anchor, let's try that first.

Posted by: Washington Post Staff at June 21, 2024 12:50 PM (x5Ry2)

285 ***
Or Ro-Tel?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 21, 2024 12:50 PM (J2vNu)

That stuff is the shizznit.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 21, 2024 12:51 PM (+sD5M)

286 Sure wish National Geographic would get back to reporting on primitive cultures.

Posted by: Pudinhead at June 21, 2024 12:51 PM (n17eQ)

287 This has absolutely nothing to do with this thread, but I just heard a new Country Song called "I was gonna Be" . About an aborted baby from the POV of the baby... Still wiping away tears

Posted by: It's me donna at June 21, 2024 12:51 PM (Akjoo)

288 Sure wish National Geographic would get back to reporting on primitive cultures.

I think Disney owns them now, or at least they own the NatGeo TV channel.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 21, 2024 12:51 PM (2ocoG)

289 249 Back in the day, you took salt pills in hot weather.

Posted by: Pudinhead at June 21, 2024 12:42 PM (n17eQ)

These days they infuse your spórt drink with the salt pills, so they are nó longar necessary.

Posted by: tankdemon at June 21, 2024 12:51 PM (ZbweD)

290 Didn't In -Q -Tel make the Pocket Fisherman?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 21, 2024 12:51 PM (eqyOI)

291 >>I know it started as Keyhole but nobody's ever explained how it's in the CIA's interest to let everyone see the imaging. There's even user-created annotations pointing out the features of Area 51.

My guess would be monitoring. The reason the intel community was so interested in Google was because they were interested in crowd dynamics and tracking popular trends. Who is looking at what?

I would think having access to an enormous amount of data about who is buying what would be equally valuable.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 21, 2024 12:52 PM (LkLld)

292 It is impossible to "stay hydrated" if your electrolytes are low.
Posted by: Common Tater at June 21, 2024 12:39 PM (9jZWY)

Have you tried BRAWNDO !?

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 21, 2024 12:52 PM (NtVYv)

293 Also those who are into One meal a day, or intermittent fasting and calorie restricted diets or whatever.

Salt water is a good mouth rinse for gum health, and it does kill hunger pangs well in the early stages of learning how to fast. Salt also protects against heatstroke and heat injury, coupled with plenty of water. I think "we" are forgetting a lot of basic stuff that everybody knew.

Salt is not in general your enemy (you will in fact DIE without it) and it probably isn't the cause of high blood pressure in the first place, the raison d' etre in the first place for all the hand-wringing.

Posted by: Common Tater at June 21, 2024 12:52 PM (9jZWY)

294 Sure wish National Geographic would get back to reporting on primitive cultures.
Posted by: Pudinhead

Don't worry. Our culture will be thoroughly primitivized soon.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 21, 2024 12:52 PM (v6JzV)

295 This has absolutely nothing to do with this thread, but I just heard a new Country Song called "I was gonna Be" . About an aborted baby from the POV of the baby... Still wiping away tears

Wow! I'm surprised Nashville let that through.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 21, 2024 12:52 PM (2ocoG)

296 Attention all witches of the Space Lazbian Federation!
Attention all witches of the Space Lazbian Federation!!
Attention all witches of the Space Lazbian Federation!!!
We have identified as assuming control!
We have identified as assuming control!!
We have identified as assuming control!!!

Posted by: My Lifeblood Spills Over at June 21, 2024 12:53 PM (Ybyk2)

297 If I were a betting man, I'd say there's an NDA involved as well, in order to try to make this go away as quietly as possible.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at June 21, 2024 12:46 PM (O7YUW)

----------------

I've been assured recently by a "jury of my fears" that NDAs are now criminal acts and will be prosecuted to the full extent of the judges fever dreams.

Posted by: ShainS -- Make Mean Tweets Great Again! at June 21, 2024 12:53 PM (mvE0S)

298 My guess would be monitoring. The reason the intel community was so interested in Google was because they were interested in crowd dynamics and tracking popular trends. Who is looking at what?

They must hate that all non-advertising Google products are turning rapidly to shit then.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 21, 2024 12:53 PM (2ocoG)

299 Wow! I'm surprised Nashville let that through.
Posted by: Ian S. at June 21, 2024 12:52 PM (2ocoG)

The writer of the song warned the 18 year old female singer that it could end her career

Posted by: It's me donna at June 21, 2024 12:53 PM (Akjoo)

300 Ronco >>>>>>> all the -Tels

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 21, 2024 12:53 PM (v6JzV)

301 >The Dave Barry Never Trumpers would be a good name for a rock band.

Dave Barry gave us the prototype version of my favorite running joke here.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 21, 2024 12:53 PM (cf/0E)

302 Pick up 10 pounds.
Now you know how 10 pounds overweight feels.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at June 21, 2024 12:53 PM (J8LnB)

303 Salt is not in general your enemy (you will in fact DIE without it) and it probably isn't the cause of high blood pressure in the first place, the raison d' etre in the first place for all the hand-wringing.
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Yep. Same is true of fat as well.

Posted by: Pudinhead at June 21, 2024 12:53 PM (n17eQ)

304 How many "Chris Evans" are there in the world?

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 21, 2024 12:54 PM (BxvY+)

305 Yep. Same is true of fat as well.
Posted by: Pudinhead at June 21, 2024 12:53 PM (n17eQ)

Fat is flavor.

Fat free is cardboard.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 21, 2024 12:54 PM (+sD5M)

306 I wonder where the new bug out location is for Congress since the Greenbrier shut down years ago. Building something like that and keeping it secret has to be an almost impossible task.

Posted by: polynikes at June 21, 2024 12:54 PM (SHMXB)

307 2026 plot twist : daily beast buys a bankrupt Washington post for 50 million dollars

Posted by: FunkySeeFunkyDo at June 21, 2024 12:54 PM (O5FBL)

308 303 Also, sea salt is a thing. Make sure it is iodine enriched.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at June 21, 2024 12:55 PM (V5eKu)

309 How many "Chris Evans" are there in the world?
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 21, 2024 12:54 PM (BxvY+)

Careful. Don't make me kick your ass.

Posted by: Jim Everett at June 21, 2024 12:55 PM (+sD5M)

310 Just being reported. The WaPo is a marketing expense for Amazon.

@Jim_Jordan
Internal emails reveal that Amazon initially added 43 books to its newly created “Do Not Promote” class of allegedly anti-vaccine books.

These pro-censorship changes were being made “due to criticism from the Biden people.”

Posted by: JackStraw at June 21, 2024 12:55 PM (LkLld)

311
Pick up 10 pounds.
Now you know how 10 pounds overweight feels.
Posted by: Humphreyrobot

_________

*picks up 10 pounds*
*staggers off to bed*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 21, 2024 12:55 PM (MoZTd)

312 White People Going their Own Way.

Posted by: Max Power at June 21, 2024 12:56 PM (q177U)

313 Some times 10 pounds is, how you say, necessary.

Posted by: The Paolo at June 21, 2024 12:56 PM (+sD5M)

314 310 Just being reported. The WaPo is a marketing expense for Amazon.
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It is much cheaper than hiring K-street lobbyists.

Posted by: Pudinhead at June 21, 2024 12:56 PM (n17eQ)

315 2026 plot twist : daily beast buys a bankrupt Washington post for 50 million dollars

Better plot twist: a bunch of drunks at a MoMe buy the bankrupt Washington Post. The Page Three Mannix Girl of the Day makes it profitable in no time.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 21, 2024 12:56 PM (2ocoG)

316
Salt is not in general your enemy (you will in fact DIE without it) and it probably isn't the cause of high blood pressure in the first place, the raison d' etre in the first place for all the hand-wringing.

Posted by: Common Tater at June 21, 2024 12:52 PM

If you're an obsessive compulsive like me, you can see with a BP cuff and multiple readings during waking hours that yes, salt does raise BP. Temporarily.

The argument seems to be over how often you measure it. Salt people say once a day, others multiple readings. The truth is somewhere in the middle.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at June 21, 2024 12:57 PM (RKVpM)

317 303 Salt is not in general your enemy (you will in fact DIE without it) and it probably isn't the cause of high blood pressure in the first place, the raison d' etre in the first place for all the hand-wringing.
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Too much salt as with too much of a lot of otherwise healthy things can be detrimental.

Fluid retention is not a good thing for people with cardiovascular issues thus the recommendation for a lower salt diet.

Posted by: polynikes at June 21, 2024 12:57 PM (SHMXB)

318 "These days they infuse your spórt drink with the salt pills, so they are nó longar necessary."

I don't trust corporations any longer. Plus they want $2 to $3 a quart. And they are usually owned by conglomerates who are doing really weird shit now. F them.

9 or 10 of those a day at 3 bucks a pop starts to sting in a long summer. I could make my own for about 50 cents a day versus $25, and I knew exactly what it's made of, in the proper proportions.

Stay far far away from industrial "food" and "drink" whenever possible.

Posted by: Common Tater at June 21, 2024 12:57 PM (9jZWY)

319 The true, straight up luck ass accidental billionaire is Mark Cuban, that guy should get down on his knees and give thanks for that loot.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 21, 2024 12:57 PM (2vWOK)

320 White People Going their Own Way.

Posted by: Max Power at June 21, 2024 12:56 PM (q177U)

You asked for it.

https://youtu.be/ozl3L9fhKtE

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 21, 2024 12:58 PM (+sD5M)

321 I cut my grass with my self propelled lawn mower yesterday in almost 90 degree heat for an hour and a half. Lost two pounds to sweat. Stepped on scale this morning and its back!

I got the pain, without the gain.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at June 21, 2024 12:50 PM (RKVpM)

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Don't know if it's true -- and I never really saw him perform -- but once heard that James Brown would lose something like seven pounds (undoubtedly due to sweat) dancing during his live performances.

Posted by: ShainS -- Make Mean Tweets Great Again! at June 21, 2024 12:58 PM (mvE0S)

322 The true, straight up luck ass accidental billionaire is Mark Cuban, that guy should get down on his knees and give thanks for that loot.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 21, 2024 12:57 PM (2vWOK)

You misspelled 'die in a single passenger car crash.'

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 21, 2024 12:59 PM (+sD5M)

323
Also, sea salt is a thing. Make sure it is iodine enriched.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at June 21, 2024 12:55 PM

Also, please check the expiration date on the carton.

Posted by: Karen CheChe at June 21, 2024 12:59 PM (RKVpM)

324 And too much salt and other minerals without the appropriate amount of fluid to flush out the excess is a recipe for kidney stones.

Posted by: polynikes at June 21, 2024 12:59 PM (SHMXB)

325 This has absolutely nothing to do with this thread, but I just heard a new Country Song called "I was gonna Be" . About an aborted baby from the POV of the baby... Still wiping away tears
Posted by: It's me donna

A Christian acapella group (called 'Acapella' natch), had a song like that in the 80's called "What Was I Supposed to Be?".

https://tinyurl.com/yana7fu9

Posted by: Stu Podaso at June 21, 2024 12:59 PM (x5Ry2)

326 The true, straight up luck ass accidental billionaire is Mark Cuban, that guy should get down on his knees and give thanks for that loot.

Absolutely. He's *the* model of that.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 21, 2024 12:59 PM (2ocoG)

327 It's very possible the guy *did* just look at it and say "fuck this. Nothing is worth this. You Americans are animals. I'm going back to London."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 21, 2024 12:59 PM (0FoWg)

328 If you're an obsessive compulsive like me, you can see with a BP cuff and multiple readings during waking hours that yes, salt does raise BP. Temporarily.

I've noticed the same pattern when I exercise, so I made sure to stop. For my health.

Posted by: Medical Moron at June 21, 2024 01:00 PM (JCZqz)

329 327 It's very possible the guy *did* just look at it and say "fuck this. Nothing is worth this. You Americans are animals. I'm going back to London."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 21, 2024 12:59 PM (0FoWg)

I would

Posted by: It's me donna at June 21, 2024 01:00 PM (Akjoo)

330 I knew "our" government was out to lunch when the Greenbriar location was revealed, nobody was punished or anything of the sort.

It was an "open secret" that something was down there under the Greenbriar. Ordering 50 million yard tons of reinforced concrete kind of tells the tale.

But a reporter or whatever spilled the beans publicly, and that was the end of that. Shut 'er down, and .... what? Turn it in to a museum, I guess.

Warren Buffet ended up sniffing around Offut AFB on 9/11/2001 so that lends credence to the thought there is some sort of hardened facility there. Or, alternatively, it was just a coincidence I'm sure.

Posted by: Common Tater at June 21, 2024 01:00 PM (9jZWY)

331 https://tinyurl.com/2pcemtrb

Just say that Evan McMuffin's Chief Strategist was arrested for soliciting a minor.

FUNNY how all these GoPe people are pederasts. What are the odds??

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at June 21, 2024 01:00 PM (N1DT3)

332 As I said, he's a woke coward himself who craves the approval of the leftwing media. It's astonishing that he's not a GOP politician, really.

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Amen.

Poetry, sir.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 21, 2024 01:01 PM (KSNKu)

333 Is salt the only thing we eat that is not biological in origin (i.e., not plant, animal, fungi, etc.)?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 21, 2024 01:01 PM (v6JzV)

334 Don't know if it's true -- and I never really saw him perform -- but once heard that James Brown would lose something like seven pounds (undoubtedly due to sweat) dancing during his live performances.
Posted by: ShainS -- Make Mean Tweets Great Again! at June 21, 2024 12:58 PM (mvE0S)

hhhheaewwwwaggghhh, I feel good !

Posted by: Zombie James Brown at June 21, 2024 01:01 PM (NtVYv)

335 Used to run marathons and drink a lot of Gatorade.

Then I saw a news story of some British runner whose teeth had lost much of their enamel from pounding those drinks.

I now buy an electrolyte powder and mix it in water ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Make Mean Tweets Great Again! at June 21, 2024 01:01 PM (mvE0S)

336 NOODlum.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 21, 2024 01:01 PM (+sD5M)

337 @kylegriffin1 The Supreme Court's conservative majority just found that U.S. citizens do NOT have a constitutional right for noncitizen spouses to enter country.

All three liberal justices dissented.

In her dissent, Justice Sotomayor says the Court's decision will most heavily burden same-sex couples, citing Obergefell v. Hodges.

Posted by: Intercepted X Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 21, 2024 01:01 PM (JCZqz)

338 116 >>>eomsn?

He fought beside Glorfindel in the Last Alliance.

Ace, as usual on a Friday, is at the top of his game. I salute you!

Posted by: Retired, thank God! at June 21, 2024 01:02 PM (9BIt9)

339 In her dissent, Justice Sotomayor says the Court's decision will most heavily burden same-sex couples, citing Obergefell v. Hodges.

State the relevancy, stupid.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 21, 2024 01:02 PM (+sD5M)

340 Is salt the only thing we eat that is not biological in origin (i.e., not plant, animal, fungi, etc.)?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 21, 2024 01:01 PM (v6JzV)

There is a joke here somewhere

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 21, 2024 01:02 PM (NtVYv)

341 Also, sea salt is a thing. Make sure it is iodine enriched.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at June 21, 2024 12:55 PM

Also, please check the expiration date on the carton.
Posted by: Karen CheChe at June 21, 2024 12:59 PM (RKVpM)

The expiration date on my salt March 23, 2,000,351.

Posted by: polynikes at June 21, 2024 01:03 PM (SHMXB)

342 55 @nypost
GOP Michigan rep and gun-rights supporter Neil Friske accused of chasing a stripper while firing a gun

Come on, who hasn't chased a stripper while firing a gun?

Posted by: The Beeman at June 21, 2024 01:03 PM (Y4aHB)

343 BITCH DONE SET ME UP!!!

Posted by: Neil Friske at June 21, 2024 01:04 PM (+sD5M)

344 Warren Buffet ended up sniffing around Offut AFB on 9/11/2001 so that lends credence to the thought there is some sort of hardened facility there. Or, alternatively, it was just a coincidence I'm sure.
Posted by: Common Tater at June 21, 2024 01:00 PM (9jZWY)

it was reported that there was a lot of digging under the Capitol and the VP's Naval Observatory in the early 2000's, I suspect they are dug in there worse than Hamas in Gaza

Posted by: Kindltot at June 21, 2024 01:05 PM (D7oie)

345 Since I read the article and almost no one is over there...

umm... Nood?

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at June 21, 2024 01:05 PM (N1DT3)

346 Right, but we know what the "medical industry" has been doing for so long now. We see this in every angle of public life.

They can't make fine distinctions any longer, no discretion is allowed, and "One Size Fits All" rules the day.

Salt is your friend. You will die without it in hot weather if you are outside. "Too much" is too much, but ordinary people without pre-existing heart diseases aren't going to be harmed by getting plenty of sodium and good water.

I worked outside for many years, I'm not just talking out my ass here. Hot humid weather really sucks. Dry heat is deceptive too, because there is no indication of water loss at certain times.

Posted by: Common Tater at June 21, 2024 01:06 PM (9jZWY)

347 339 In her dissent, Justice Sotomayor says the Court's decision will most heavily burden same-sex couples, citing Obergefell v. Hodges.

State the relevancy, stupid.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden

As we're getting late in the thread, I didn't bother with a full post, and didn't read all the details. Typical libs whining about Republicans blocking brown people, deport Melania, etc...until someone gave more pertinent details:

You are forgetting the most important part. The USA wife was claiming she had a right for her husband to become a citizen NO MATTER WHAT. Did you review the case that was presented? A member of Ms13 married an American citizen and he was denied because of his extreme violent record.

Posted by: Intercepted X Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 21, 2024 01:06 PM (JCZqz)

348 All three liberal justices dissented.

In her dissent, Justice Sotomayor says the Court's decision will most heavily burden same-sex couples, citing Obergefell v. Hodges.
Posted by: Intercepted X Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 21, 2024 01:01 PM (JCZqz)

what sort of country are we in where we cannot greencard our Guatemalan rent-boy?

Posted by: Kindltot at June 21, 2024 01:07 PM (D7oie)

349 Newspapers on Sunday? Luxury! The best we got was once a month we'd get the comic strip from an old pack of Bazooka Joe bubblegum.
Posted by: a Yorkshireman at June 21, 2024 12:19 PM (mSufQ)

You had bubble gum? Luxury! We had to scrape up the tar bubbles from the road and chew on that.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy now with twice the crazy at June 21, 2024 01:16 PM (iODuv)

350 Has something happened to JT? What's with the sidebar note??

he hasn't been here for a while.

==
how long is "a while" ??
Posted by: runner at June 21, 2024 12:43 PM (9pFgx)

That reminds me. I better fill my bird bath. The birds are staring at me through the kitchen window.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy now with twice the crazy at June 21, 2024 01:18 PM (iODuv)

351 Newspapers on Sunday? Luxury! The best we got was once a month we'd get the comic strip from an old pack of Bazooka Joe bubblegum.
Posted by: a Yorkshireman at June 21, 2024 12:19 PM (mSufQ)

You had bubble gum? Luxury! We had to scrape up the tar bubbles from the road and chew on that.

No, just the comic strip. We used to dream about chewing on tar!

Posted by: Lance McCormick at June 21, 2024 01:22 PM (mSufQ)

352 Just as the progressives in Congress: women & minorities, especially former veterans in intelligence fields, to counter conservatives.

Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at June 21, 2024 01:25 PM (NFX2v)

353 "(remove spaces)"

Congratulations! Those extra spaces blew thew margins by those extra spaces!!!

Well done!!!

Posted by: Outside. In my garage. at June 21, 2024 01:32 PM (HdEUW)

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