Oh My: Marlon Wayans Interviews Darius "Sweetdick" Honeycum, Esq.<br>Updated

Oh My: Marlon Wayans Interviews Darius "Sweetdick" Honeycum, Esq.
Updated

I don't think this is the interview Sweetdick was expecting.

For those of you who can't watch video, here's a written report from the NY Post.

"I see how it happened, countless hours, and I need a foot rub, you know what I mean, and she rub your foot," the host said at one point, adding, "And I'm like, 'Hey let me give you a massage,' and all of a sudden, boom boom, we up on this desk. Man."
"No. Not even close. Not even close," Wade responded.
"How can you not hit that?! How can you not?!" Quon said as the former special prosecutor laughed. "We spending that much time together, we doing everything, we might as well," the fictional host added.
After insisting that Willis was "more analogous to a client" rather than a boss, Quon fired back, "So you served her well?"
"I did. I did my job," Wade responded.

In response to Wade saying the DA's office had interviewed several other people for his position on the case, Quon went on to make several sexual poses for the camera as he asked, "What position was it? Did that position look like this? Or this?"

🚨@MarlonWayans aka 'Quon grills Fani Willis boy toy Nathan Wade on his relationship with Fani on their "positions" and on how he's booking all these cabins that it took him so long to remember...😂 How Wade ever agreed to this is beyond me!?🤦‍♂️ 😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/pulySvSTwJ
— Andre Nuta 🇺🇲 (@andre_nuta) June 20, 2024

This is from the unfunny Daily Show, but I don't really consider it a Daily Show thing. It's a Marlon Wayans thing.

Here's the full clip.

Can anyone remember the full name I gave to Sweetdick? At some point I made up his "real" name, but I forget what it was. Update: publius and Mark1971 put me some information.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 02:09 PM

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1 I'll notify the others.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at June 20, 2024 02:08 PM (O7YUW)

2 Can anyone remember the full name I gave to Sweetdick?

I'd rather not.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 20, 2024 02:08 PM (IG4Id)

3 Why is Marlon Wayans interviewing anybody?

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 20, 2024 02:09 PM (DRSnL)

4 I saw it.. It was hysterical.. I always liked the Wayans

Posted by: It's me donna at June 20, 2024 02:10 PM (Akjoo)

5
Darius "Sweetdick" Honeycum, Esq.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 20, 2024 02:10 PM (w6EFb)

6 Wasn't it Darius Sweetdick Honeycum?

Posted by: Mark1971 at June 20, 2024 02:10 PM (xPl2J)

7 Got to give him credit, he will fuck anything for a paycheck.

Posted by: Pudinhead at June 20, 2024 02:10 PM (n17eQ)

8 Darius "Sweetdick" Honeycum Esq. I remember it well because I use it myself now all the damned time.

Posted by: Mike Hendrix at June 20, 2024 02:10 PM (mDxFw)

9 Why is sweetdick agreeing to be interviewed by anybody?

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at June 20, 2024 02:10 PM (iSfV4)

10 >>>Darius "Sweetdick" Honeycum, Esq.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 20, 2024 02:10 PM (w6EFb)
6 Wasn't it Darius Sweetdick Honeycum?

Posted by: Mark1971 at June 20, 2024 02:10 PM (xPl2J)

yes! Thank you!

Posted by: ace at June 20, 2024 02:10 PM (KRtlO)

11 Wasn’t it something like “Darius Sweetcum Honeydick?” I remember the Darius part for sure.

Posted by: GF at June 20, 2024 02:11 PM (crCtN)

12 OMG that's hilarious
I'm dying

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 20, 2024 02:11 PM (EGSGm)

13 dude I was on a roll on the previous thread

Posted by: Don Black at June 20, 2024 02:11 PM (/7KEl)

14 This is from the unfunny Daily Show, but I don't really consider it a Daily Show thing. It's a Marlon Wayans thing.
++++
That's good because I am not sure the Daily Show is still a thing. Do my fellow Millennials still love it, or have the descended completely into TikTok now?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 20, 2024 02:11 PM (C19Uv)

15 Darius, “Sweetdick, Honeycum” Wade, esq., I believe

Posted by: Timur Lenk at June 20, 2024 02:11 PM (m9Z85)

16 Wayans family... very talented group.
Can you imagine what that household was like?

Posted by: Inogame at June 20, 2024 02:11 PM (53oGX)

17 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 20, 2024 02:12 PM (Zz0t1)

18
Was sweetdick smart enough to know this was not an advisable "interview"?

He is a lawyer, isn't he?

Posted by: Frank Barone at June 20, 2024 02:12 PM (+oR7L)

19 YouTube vid unavailable..

At least for me.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 20, 2024 02:12 PM (Zz0t1)

20 Juneteef

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 20, 2024 02:12 PM (63Dwl)

21 Sweetdick lied on the stand and is lying in that played off interview.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 20, 2024 02:12 PM (Zz0t1)

22 Why is Marlon Wayans interviewing anybody?
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 20, 2024 02:09 PM (DRSnL)

Damon Wayans as Anton Jackson was unavailable?

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 20, 2024 02:12 PM (6gW4D)

23 18
Was sweetdick smart enough to know this was not an advisable "interview"?

He is a lawyer, isn't he?
Posted by: Frank Barone at June 20, 2024 02:12 PM (+oR7L)

Get what you pay for.. and he wasn't paid for lawyerin...ya hear me?

Posted by: Fani at June 20, 2024 02:13 PM (53oGX)

24 thanks for putting me some information.

Posted by: ace at June 20, 2024 02:13 PM (KRtlO)

25 april 10 2024:

DOJ: Fani Willis May Have Conspired With Her Nasty Snizzbiscuit to Misuse Federal Grant Money

https://ace.mu.nu/archives/409176.php#409176

Posted by: gnats local 678 at June 20, 2024 02:13 PM (CWTWj)

26 I love Damon Wayons. His sitcom My Wife and Kids is in my top ten sitcoms.

The older Wayons seem like good people.

Posted by: polynikes at June 20, 2024 02:13 PM (SHMXB)

27 I was waiting for you to see this.

Posted by: garrett at June 20, 2024 02:14 PM (HDiQJ)

28 I can't believe they allowed him to ax that.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men say we like these traits in women, women reply no, you are wrong at June 20, 2024 02:14 PM (LjVn6)

29 Marlon Wayans interviews Darius "Sweetdick" Honeycum, Esq.

Brought to you by Cool Snizz Doritos!

Posted by: Tex Lovera at June 20, 2024 02:14 PM (wtvvX)

30
Sweetdick's lawyerin' is the essence of Incompetent, Irrelevant, and Immaterial.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 20, 2024 02:15 PM (w6EFb)

31 You axe questions.

You cut down trees with an ask.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 20, 2024 02:15 PM (Zz0t1)

32 And Damon Wayons is in my favorite guilty pleasure movie, The Last Boy Scout.

Posted by: polynikes at June 20, 2024 02:15 PM (SHMXB)

33 Sergeant Oddball was a dumb character. Sorry, not sorry.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 20, 2024 02:15 PM (IG4Id)

34 Keeping up with all those names you came up with should have it's own wiki

Posted by: Draki at June 20, 2024 02:15 PM (fQrhs)

35 In Living Color was a funny show

Posted by: It's me donna at June 20, 2024 02:15 PM (Akjoo)

36 Lawdy!

Posted by: Im Gumby Damn It!/George Carlins Pencil at June 20, 2024 02:15 PM (o3Uyl)

37 DOJ: Fani Willis May Have Conspired With Her Nasty Snizzbiscuit to Misuse Federal Grant Money

-

GASP!

You're telling me that the Lawyers of Color who live and work in Atlanta and who drove to Chattanooga for business lunches (billable every 6 minutes I assume) might be misusing federal grant money?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men say we like these traits in women, women reply no, you are wrong at June 20, 2024 02:16 PM (LjVn6)

38

That nasty skank is probably yelling and screaming carrying on and being all angry black woman.

LOL.

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at June 20, 2024 02:16 PM (et1vG)

39 Was sweetdick smart enough to know this was not an advisable "interview"?

He is a lawyer, isn't he?
Posted by: Frank Barone at June 20, 2024 02:12 PM (+oR7L)

someone has to graduate last in their class

Posted by: The worst Dr. in America still has a diploma on their wall at June 20, 2024 02:16 PM (FCbAQ)

40 >>You axe questions.

>You cut down trees with an ask.

He understands the allegations.

But what he wants to know is: Who be the alligator?

Posted by: garrett at June 20, 2024 02:16 PM (HDiQJ)

41 26 I love Damon Wayons. His sitcom My Wife and Kids is in my top ten sitcoms.

The older Wayons seem like good people.
Posted by: polynikes at June 20, 2024 02:13 PM (SHMXB)

Damon Wayans Jr. (I think, too lazy to look up) was on a hilarious show called Happy Endings. Ran for three seasons and was kind of like a toned down version of It's Always Sunny.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 20, 2024 02:16 PM (KbCG3)

42 >>You cut down trees with an ask.

Or, a herring...

Posted by: Knights who say 'Nih!' at June 20, 2024 02:17 PM (HDiQJ)

43 Damon Wayans, born in NY City, I assume moved immediately to Hollywood as soon as he got the chance.

"Ax"

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men say we like these traits in women, women reply no, you are wrong at June 20, 2024 02:17 PM (LjVn6)

44 I'm gonna get you Sucka is classic Wayans

Posted by: It's me donna at June 20, 2024 02:17 PM (Akjoo)

45 which one's marlon

Posted by: Don Black at June 20, 2024 02:17 PM (/7KEl)

46 Hasn't Fani been complaining to anyone who will listen that people are trying to make her look foolish?

Welp.

Posted by: Ktgreat at June 20, 2024 02:17 PM (8gIZo)

47 40 >>You axe questions.

>You cut down trees with an ask.

He understands the allegations.

But what he wants to know is: Who be the alligator?
---------------
Double Snort.

Posted by: Pudinhead at June 20, 2024 02:17 PM (n17eQ)

48
That interview deserves two snaps up, in a circle!

Posted by: Blaine Edwards & Antoine Merriweather at June 20, 2024 02:17 PM (+oR7L)

49 Damon Wayans was pretty good in the Lethal Weapon series. But rumor has it he was a bitch because he thought he was the star of the show and Clayne Crawford ran away with it. So he submarined the show.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 20, 2024 02:17 PM (4XwPj)

50 2 Can anyone remember the full name I gave to Sweetdick?

I'd rather not.
Posted by: weft cut-loop

It was disturbing enough that I banished it from my memory. Thanks for the reminder.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at June 20, 2024 02:17 PM (JCZqz)

51 Ted Budd's staffer took us through the Capital.

It was neat.

Even got to get to the Senate gallery. Missed Schumer giving some pointless speech to an empty chamber by about 2 minutes. So sad.

Posted by: TJM's phone at June 20, 2024 02:18 PM (ZcgDm)

52 'QUONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 20, 2024 02:18 PM (U8Lg6)

53 Sergeant Oddball was a dumb character. Sorry, not sorry.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 20, 2024 02:15 PM (IG4Id)

I’m in the minority for viewers but I disliked the entire movie basically because of that story line.

Posted by: polynikes at June 20, 2024 02:18 PM (SHMXB)

54 Too bad it wasn't Damon Wayans doing the interview:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWdL9mrYNmQ&t=32s

Posted by: Tex Lovera at June 20, 2024 02:18 PM (wtvvX)

55 is today the last day for USSC? stuff is hitting X now

Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 20, 2024 02:18 PM (s3qiR)

56 And Damon Wayons is in my favorite guilty pleasure movie, The Last Boy Scout.
Posted by: polynikes at June 20, 2024 02:15 PM (SHMXB)

A bit cheesy, but yeah. I've watched it a few times.

Classic Willis.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 20, 2024 02:19 PM (Zz0t1)

57 He understands the allegations.

But what he wants to know is: Who be the alligator?
-----------
"You want tact, talk to a tactician. You want a ass nailed, talk to Gus Petch."

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at June 20, 2024 02:19 PM (3Fz6p)

58 Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 20, 2024 02:17 PM (4XwPj)

That was Jr. they look exactly alike.

Posted by: polynikes at June 20, 2024 02:20 PM (SHMXB)

59 You axe questions.

You cut down trees with an ask.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 20, 2024 02:15 PM (Zz0t1)
-

Obligatory:

https://youtu.be/J-q89EYS8LI

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 20, 2024 02:20 PM (U8Lg6)

60 I saw it.. It was hysterical.. I always liked the Wayans
Posted by: It's me donna at June 20, 2024 02:10 PM (Akjoo)

Just don't OG (over-gold)

Posted by: Doof at June 20, 2024 02:21 PM (XIF9h)

61 Obligatory:

https://youtu.be/J-q89EYS8LI
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 20, 2024 02:20 PM (U8Lg6)

Ugh......can't stand that show.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 20, 2024 02:21 PM (Zz0t1)

62 Can't watch the video did Marlon hammer Sweetdick?

Posted by: 18-1 at June 20, 2024 02:21 PM (oZhjI)

63 Just don't OG (over-gold)
Posted by: Doof at June 20, 2024 02:21 PM (XIF9h)

Right Lol

Posted by: It's me donna at June 20, 2024 02:21 PM (Akjoo)

64 Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 20, 2024 02:17 PM (4XwPj)

Sorry I was wrong. It was Sr. I was thinking of another TV show.

Posted by: polynikes at June 20, 2024 02:21 PM (SHMXB)

65 Major Payne.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 20, 2024 02:22 PM (4XwPj)

66 Too bad it wasn't Damon Wayans doing the interview:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWdL9mrYNmQ&t=32s
Posted by: Tex Lovera at June 20, 2024 02:18 PM (wtvvX)
---
"Don't hate me because I'm beautiful!"

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 20, 2024 02:22 PM (7fElN)

67 Wade is a real stick in the mud. He's about as charismatic as a dog tool. The interview was obviously gonna be stupid and humorous, but Wade just didn't get it. He kept answering like this was a CNN interview. He would have been much better off just playing along with the jokes.

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 20, 2024 02:22 PM (iFTx/)

68
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWdL9mrYNmQ&t=32s
Posted by: Tex Lovera at June 20, 2024 02:18 PM (wtvvX)

David Allen Grier is one racist M F er.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 20, 2024 02:22 PM (Zz0t1)

69 That was Jr. they look exactly alike.

Posted by: polynikes at June 20, 2024 02:20 PM (SHMXB)

=====

Nope, it was Sr.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 20, 2024 02:22 PM (DRSnL)

70 55 is today the last day for USSC? stuff is hitting X now
Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 20, 2024 02:18 PM (s3qiR)

===

I think they have just under half left to do.

I made it there briefly today. About 20 people shouting. There was more press there, I think.

Posted by: TJM's phone at June 20, 2024 02:22 PM (fMxGv)

71 You axe questions.

You cut down trees with an ask.

Axe, ask, or asp, nobody rides for free.

Posted by: Cleopatra at June 20, 2024 02:22 PM (mSufQ)

72 But what he wants to know is: Who be the alligator?

-

There is never a bad time to post Gidget Goes to Court, AKA "The Deposition from Hell". It's no-joke going to be maybe the best 10 minute video you'll watch this week.

https://tinyurl.com/27g76xlv

(Old man at beginning)

"Would you object if I wear a mask over my face? I ain't supposed to be videod by you people whatsoever."
(attorney) "Have you got a mask?"
"Donchu worry bout it."

(Old man pulls bank robber mask from pocket, wears for deposition)

(closer to the end the masked bandit kicks a lamp over and hits the old lady)

OH LAWD CALL AN AM-Bah-LANCE

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men say we like these traits in women, women reply no, you are wrong at June 20, 2024 02:23 PM (LjVn6)

73 I would have rather seen Madea do the interview in full regalia and attitude.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 20, 2024 02:23 PM (RS6Zy)

74 65 Major Payne.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 20, 2024 02:22 PM (4XwPj)

Crazy underrated.

Killin' is my business and business is gooooood.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 20, 2024 02:23 PM (KbCG3)

75 Nope, it was Sr.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 20, 2024 02:22 PM (DRSnL)

Hah to late. I reprimanded myself😀

Posted by: polynikes at June 20, 2024 02:23 PM (SHMXB)

76 sup ct had four decisions released this morning. no more today. more sooner or later

Posted by: gnats local 678 at June 20, 2024 02:24 PM (CWTWj)

77 I think it was Wade Into the Honeysperm, or something.

Posted by: Pete Pooterjuice at June 20, 2024 02:24 PM (woPEM)

78 I'm gonna get you Sucka is classic Wayans
Posted by: It's me donna at June 20, 2024 02:17 PM (Akjoo)

Lemme have one rib

Posted by: Doof at June 20, 2024 02:24 PM (XIF9h)

79 Sweetdick has a lisp and my Gaydar is going off. I think Sweetdick could easily change out Fannie for Don Lemon.

Posted by: DAN at June 20, 2024 02:24 PM (rn2/h)

80 What did the court release today?

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 20, 2024 02:25 PM (4XwPj)

81 Amanda Stenberg and now Sweetdick . The African American community ain't putting their best forward.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 20, 2024 02:25 PM (eqyOI)

82 What did the court release today?
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 20, 2024 02:25 PM (4XwPj)

Some gas.

They had Jalapeno sausage rolls delivered this morning.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 20, 2024 02:25 PM (Zz0t1)

83 >>>62 Can't watch the video did Marlon hammer Sweetdick?

yes

Posted by: ace at June 20, 2024 02:25 PM (KRtlO)

84 He thought he would have home turf because his interviewer was black.

That makes it MUCH funnier.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at June 20, 2024 02:25 PM (N1DT3)

85 Killin' is my business and business is gooooood.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 20, 2024 02:23 PM (KbCG3)

My boys did not appreciate it when I asked them if they wanted me to show them a trick to take their mind off the pain…

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at June 20, 2024 02:26 PM (iSfV4)

86 The Fly Girls. That made a very good show, a great show.

Posted by: goatexchange at June 20, 2024 02:26 PM (RSCrA)

87 Ahhhh....to get to the YT video above, I had to click 'Watch on YouTube.'

My mistake.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 20, 2024 02:26 PM (Zz0t1)

88 79 Sweetdick has a lisp and my Gaydar is going off. I think Sweetdick could easily change out Fannie for Don Lemon.
Posted by: DAN

Especially during Pride Month! Fabulous! Unlike the Paolo poser, I'll dick down anything with a pulse (and enough money).

Posted by: Sweetdick Honeycum, Esq at June 20, 2024 02:26 PM (JCZqz)

89 David Allen Grier is one racist M F er.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden

Yeah. Don't know if he always was, or ended up that way when his career tanked.

If you've seen him anywhere unscripted, he's got some screws loose.

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at June 20, 2024 02:27 PM (hCzfy)

90 Trump is legit going to be the first black president with street cred who isn't gay

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Esteemed Trump-Ho and Searcher of Wagshambas at June 20, 2024 02:28 PM (DBZuM)

91 Amandla Stenberg. Perhaps from the same tribe as Whoopie Goldberg?

Posted by: No one of any consequence at June 20, 2024 02:28 PM (VuZH8)

92
Yeah. Don't know if he always was, or ended up that way when his career tanked.

If you've seen him anywhere unscripted, he's got some screws loose.
Posted by: Grudge Harbor at June 20, 2024 02:27 PM (hCzfy)

I was glad to see that trainwreck "magical negroes" movie of his tanked epically......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 20, 2024 02:28 PM (Zz0t1)

93 62 Can't watch the video did Marlon hammer Sweetdick?

yes
Posted by: ace at June 20, 2024 02:25 PM

Poor Marlon

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 20, 2024 02:28 PM (ewjUl)

94 When I think I almost named my big black cat "Marlin" insted of "Stirling," I shudder. (Yes, both were and are Scots pipe tobaccos. But "Marlin" was too close in sound to "Marvin," which made me think of Marvin the Martian from the WB cartoons.)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 20, 2024 02:28 PM (J2vNu)

95 In Living Color was a funny show

Jim Carrey, the white Stephen Fetchit.

Posted by: commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at June 20, 2024 02:29 PM (tXZnU)

96 Amandla Stenberg. Perhaps from the same tribe as Whoopie Goldberg?
Posted by: No one of any consequence at June 20, 2024 02:28 PM (VuZH8

Just the next generation of raised victims.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 20, 2024 02:29 PM (Zz0t1)

97 David Allen Grier is one racist M F er.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden

Yeah. Don't know if he always was, or ended up that way when his career tanked.

If you've seen him anywhere unscripted, he's got some screws loose.
Posted by: Grudge Harbor at June 20, 2024 02:27 PM (hCzfy

He used to be good friends with Adam Carolla and he turned on him like a racist pit bull.

Posted by: polynikes at June 20, 2024 02:29 PM (SHMXB)

98 has a lisp and my Gaydar is going off. I think Sweetdick could easily change out Fannie for Don Lemon

******************

If your claim to heterosexuality is banging the cavernous STD infested vagina of post wall Fani Willis

then yes you are teh ghey

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Esteemed Trump-Ho and Searcher of Wagshambas at June 20, 2024 02:29 PM (DBZuM)

99 That nasty skank is probably yelling and screaming carrying on and being all angry black woman.

LOL.

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at June 20, 2024

This sock belongs in the AOSHQ Hall of Fame. Or deserves something above the cardboard membership.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at June 20, 2024 02:30 PM (GOnfd)

100 In Living Color was a funny show

Jim Carrey, the white Stephen Fetchit.
Posted by: commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at June 20, 2024 02:29 PM (tXZnU)
------------
Their "Star Trek" parody with Carrey as Kirk was hilarious.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at June 20, 2024 02:30 PM (3Fz6p)

101 86 The Fly Girls. That made a very good show, a great show.
Posted by: goatexchange at June 20, 2024 02:26 PM (RSCrA)

JLo was a Fly Girl. My girl can’t act. She really can’t sing. But she can dance.

Posted by: Piper at June 20, 2024 02:30 PM (pZEOD)

102 Amanda Stenberg and now Sweetdick . The African American community ain't putting their best forward.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 20, 2024 02:25 PM (eqyOI)
__________

And then there was that Juneteenth swimming pool celebration!

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 20, 2024 02:31 PM (iFTx/)

103 Didn't David Allen Grier do the 'Brown Sugar' bit with Carrola?

That was fucking hysterical.

Posted by: garrett at June 20, 2024 02:31 PM (HDiQJ)

104 JLo was a Fly Girl. My girl can’t act. She really can’t sing. But she can dance.

****************

J Lo is what, 80 now? Dont think she a girl any mo

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Esteemed Trump-Ho and Searcher of Wagshambas at June 20, 2024 02:31 PM (DBZuM)

105 Don't forget, Daman Wayans once seriously and in a non-comedy way tried to trademark the N-word.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men say we like these traits in women, women reply no, you are wrong at June 20, 2024 02:31 PM (LjVn6)

106 Their "Star Trek" parody with Carrey as Kirk was hilarious.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at June 20, 2024 02:30 PM (3Fz6p)

Carey as the East German female gymnast was pretty funny,

Posted by: polynikes at June 20, 2024 02:31 PM (SHMXB)

107 Dinosaur from Montana had horns like Norse god Loki's blades...

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Montana dinosaurs are the worst!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at June 20, 2024 02:32 PM (L/fGl)

108 Damn. Pretty brutal.

Do my eyes deceive me or it that a Daily Show thing in the lower left corner? Makes it suspect in my book.
I'd like to see the uncut version.

Posted by: Reforger at June 20, 2024 02:32 PM (xcIvR)

109
J Lo is what, 80 now? Dont think she a girl any mo
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Esteemed Trump-Ho and Searcher of Wagshambas at June 20, 2024 02:31 PM (DBZuM)

She cain't git enuff a muhcock cuz she keep comin' back, yo.

Posted by: Ben Afleck at June 20, 2024 02:33 PM (Zz0t1)

110 Damon Wayans Jr. (I think, too lazy to look up) was on a hilarious show called Happy Endings. Ran for three seasons and was kind of like a toned down version of It's Always Sunny.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 20, 2024

***
The rapid-fire-dialog one with no laughtrack and the always wonderful Elisha Cuthbert?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 20, 2024 02:34 PM (J2vNu)

111
Carey as the East German female gymnast was pretty funny,
Posted by: polynikes at June 20, 2024 02:31 PM (SHMXB)

Carrey was funny a shit for a time. Then he got paid, learned the ways of working in hollywood and lost his damn mind.

I guess sucking cock for a job takes it's toll on the male psyche.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 20, 2024 02:34 PM (Zz0t1)

112 JLo was a Fly Girl. My girl can’t act. She really can’t sing. But she can dance.
Posted by: Piper

Are you nuts?!?! I think she won a Razzy for this scene! She can act AND satisfy a man!

https://tinyurl.com/yh6uzaky

Posted by: Moron Analyst at June 20, 2024 02:34 PM (JCZqz)

113 Didn't David Allen Grier do the 'Brown Sugar' bit with Carrola?

That was fucking hysterical.
Posted by: garrett at June 20, 2024 02:31 PM (HDiQJ)

He was in Carolla’s self produced movie Road Hard. I highly recommend both of Carolla’s movies. The other being The Hammer.

Posted by: polynikes at June 20, 2024 02:35 PM (SHMXB)

114 104

J Lo is what, 80 now? Dont think she a girl any mo
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Esteemed Trump-Ho and Searcher of Wagshambas at June 20, 2024 02:31 PM

54. And I forgive you for suggesting 54 might look like 80. I am sure you didn’t mean it. 😂

Posted by: Piper at June 20, 2024 02:35 PM (pZEOD)

115 The Fly Girls. That made a very good show, a great show.
Posted by: goatexchange at June 20, 2024 02:26 PM (RSCrA)

JLo was a Fly Girl. My girl can’t act. She really can’t sing. But she can dance.
Posted by: Piper at June 20, 2024 02:30 PM (pZEOD)
___________

She was almost unrecognizable back then. Lots of plastic surgery since then. And not just to anti-age. It's like she changed her whole face.

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 20, 2024 02:35 PM (iFTx/)

116 Jennifer Lopez was actually quite good as Karen Sisco in 1998's Out of Sight. Basically a female Raylan Givens.

I have no idea how the director squeezed that out of her but there it is.

Posted by: ... at June 20, 2024 02:35 PM (KzrIK)

117 J lo has gone through men like Elizabeth Taylor.

Posted by: polynikes at June 20, 2024 02:37 PM (SHMXB)

118 That dude known as Mr/s Barack Obama has announced from On High that "this is a critical moment for all of us."

She didn't specify who us were, but it's safe to say she meant all of us communists, criminals, reprobates, pederasts, cross dressers, freaks, weirdos, and any other random degenerates available.

So in the infinitesimally small chance that this applies to anyone here, remember to VOTE DEMOCRAT 2024 like your life depends on it! (It should)

Vote Helicopters/Skyscrapers 2025!

Posted by: The More You Know at June 20, 2024 02:38 PM (hvE2y)

119 J lo has gone through men like Elizabeth Taylor.
Posted by: polynikes at June 20, 2024 02:37 PM (SHMXB)
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What does she do with the desiccated husks of old lovers?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at June 20, 2024 02:38 PM (3Fz6p)

120 J Lo's greatest moment.......

https://youtu.be/MzV8wrnLfS4

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 20, 2024 02:38 PM (Zz0t1)

121 Carey as the East German female gymnast was pretty funny,
Posted by: polynikes at June 20, 2024 02:31 PM (SHMXB)

Carrey was funny a shit for a time. Then he got paid, learned the ways of working in hollywood and lost his damn mind.

I guess sucking cock for a job takes it's toll on the male psyche.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 20, 2024 02:34 PM (Zz0t1)
_______

I think he was always a nut. Those hyper, manic personas that some comedians use are often not personas. I think Robin Williams also was like this.

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 20, 2024 02:38 PM (iFTx/)

122 guys, I added a NY Post report, for anyone who can't view the videos.

Posted by: ace at June 20, 2024 02:39 PM (KRtlO)

123 What does she do with the desiccated husks of old lovers?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at June 20, 2024 02:38 PM (3Fz6p)

She recycles them. Right now a recycled Ben Affleck is about to be thrown to the curve again.

Posted by: polynikes at June 20, 2024 02:39 PM (SHMXB)

124 >> That dude known as Mr/s Barack Obama has announced from On High that "this is a critical moment for all of us."

That report of Micro-Plastics finding their way into Penile Tissue probably rocked her a bit.

Posted by: garrett at June 20, 2024 02:39 PM (HDiQJ)

125
I have no idea how the director squeezed that out of her but there it is.
Posted by: ... at June 20, 2024 02:35 PM (KzrIK)

Didn't require her to f*ck and suck for the role?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 20, 2024 02:39 PM (Zz0t1)

126 I think he was always a nut. Those hyper, manic personas that some comedians use are often not personas. I think Robin Williams also was like this.
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 20, 2024 02:38 PM (iFTx/)
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I saw Williams when he visited the set of "1941." Seemed pretty normal.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at June 20, 2024 02:39 PM (3Fz6p)

127
Wayans would crack me up on In Living Color as the drunk bum who always carried around the large pickle jar that looked like it had a turd floating in it.

Posted by: Frank Barone at June 20, 2024 02:39 PM (+oR7L)

128 Sweetdick has a lisp and my Gaydar is going off. I think Sweetdick could easily change out Fannie for Don Lemon.
Posted by: DAN

Especially during Pride Month! Fabulous! Unlike the Paolo poser, I'll dick down anything with a pulse (and enough money).
Posted by: Sweetdick Honeycum, Esq at June 20, 2024 02:26 PM (JCZqz)
___________

[Makes 'call me' gesture]

-- Don Lemon

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 20, 2024 02:40 PM (iFTx/)

129 I think he was always a nut. Those hyper, manic personas that some comedians use are often not personas. I think Robin Williams also was like this.
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 20, 2024 02:38 PM (iFTx/)

Well he is Canadian.😀

Posted by: polynikes at June 20, 2024 02:40 PM (SHMXB)

130 I can’t believe y’all are picking on Jenny from the block.

Posted by: Piper at June 20, 2024 02:40 PM (pZEOD)

131 GASP!

You're telling me that the Lawyers of Color who live and work in Atlanta and who drove to Chattanooga for business lunches (billable every 6 minutes I assume) might be misusing federal grant money?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men say we like these traits in women, women reply no, you are wrong at June 20, 2024 02:16 PM (LjVn6)

It's because of Roscoes being shut down and they had to go Chattanooga for authentic chicken and waffles?

Posted by: Thrawn at June 20, 2024 02:40 PM (uGhsv)

132 Affleck's a fool
he was married to the cutest girl ever and managed to screw it up

Posted by: Don Black at June 20, 2024 02:40 PM (/7KEl)

133 Wayans would crack me up on In Living Color as the drunk bum who always carried around the large pickle jar that looked like it had a turd floating in it.
Posted by: Frank Barone at June 20, 2024 02:39 PM (+oR7L)

That was his liquid assets.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 20, 2024 02:40 PM (Zz0t1)

134 His HBO special God Loves Me is pretty good.

Posted by: SouthCentralPA at June 20, 2024 02:41 PM (ulgri)

135 I can’t believe y’all are picking on Jenny from the block.

Posted by: Piper at June 20, 2024 02:40 PM (pZEOD)

=====

I don't even want to talk about how jealous I am of how great she looks.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 20, 2024 02:41 PM (DRSnL)

136 123
She recycles them. Right now a recycled Ben Affleck is about to be thrown to the curve again.
Posted by: polynikes at June 20, 2024 02:39 PM (SHMXB)

——-

I think Jenny might be a smidge hard to live with. Just a hunch.

Posted by: Piper at June 20, 2024 02:41 PM (pZEOD)

137 133 Wayans would crack me up on In Living Color as the drunk bum who always carried around the large pickle jar that looked like it had a turd floating in it.
Posted by: Frank Barone at June 20, 2024 02:39 PM (+oR7L)

I think he called it the guest bathroom

Posted by: It's me donna at June 20, 2024 02:41 PM (Akjoo)

138 Heather Graham is my top in her 50’s girl.

Posted by: polynikes at June 20, 2024 02:42 PM (SHMXB)

139 I saw Williams when he visited the set of "1941." Seemed pretty normal.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at June 20, 2024 02:39 PM (3Fz6p)

Must not have just ripped through a few lines a blow when you saw him.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 20, 2024 02:42 PM (Zz0t1)

140 J lo has gone through men like Elizabeth Taylor.
Posted by: polynikes at June 20, 2024
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What does she do with the desiccated husks of old lovers?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at June 20, 2024

***
Has one of her "people" take them to Recycling

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 20, 2024 02:42 PM (J2vNu)

141 FWIW I did go over to youtube and watched In Living Color's "The Wrath Of Farrakhan"

I laughed pretty loud

Posted by: Don Black at June 20, 2024 02:42 PM (/7KEl)

142 FBI agents have raided a home owned by Democrat Oakland Mayor Sheng Thao on Thursday morning.

An FBI spokesperson told the press that agents were conducting “court-authorized law enforcement” at Thao’s property.

Posted by: SMOD at June 20, 2024 02:42 PM (RHGPo)

143 Thanks Ace - I needed a laugh today and this did it!

Posted by: Cheri at June 20, 2024 02:42 PM (FGQ5G)

144 >>Heather Graham is my top in her 50’s girl.

Young and on Roller Skates is how I like my Heather Graham.

Posted by: garrett at June 20, 2024 02:43 PM (HDiQJ)

145
I don't even want to talk about how jealous I am of how great she looks.
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 20, 2024 02:41 PM (DRSnL)

She does work out a lot, has plastic surgeons on standby and rolls through a few hundred grand of skin care products every year.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 20, 2024 02:43 PM (Zz0t1)

146 Sorry to hear about David Allen Grier. Wrote a little song about it. Want to hear it? Here it goes...

Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at June 20, 2024 02:44 PM (Z8Yh2)

147
Behold, the next SC nominee in the second Biden Administration.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 20, 2024 02:44 PM (MoZTd)

148 Didn't "In Living Color" do "Hey Mon?"

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 20, 2024 02:44 PM (tT6L1)

149 This Old Box - Anton Jackson

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 20, 2024 02:44 PM (6gW4D)

150 132 Affleck's a fool
he was married to the cutest girl ever and managed to screw it up

Posted by: Don Black at June 20, 2024 02:40 PM

Jennifer Garner during her Alias show days.

Mmmmmm. Hubba Hubba.

Posted by: Frank Barone at June 20, 2024 02:44 PM (+oR7L)

151 Off topic but I played nine holes this morning up to about 11:15 and I think I just stopped sweating . It's only 96

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 20, 2024 02:44 PM (eqyOI)

152 She was almost unrecognizable back then. Lots of plastic surgery since then. And not just to anti-age. It's like she changed her whole face.
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 20, 2024 02:35 PM (iFTx/)

Women are doing immense damage to their bodies to look like older women wanting to look younger. "Better Bachelor" released a longer video the other day and one of his segments was of a plastic surgeon trying to guess the age of the woman contestants on "Love Island". His age guesses were off by almost 10-15 years because of all the stuff women are doing to their faces to end up looking like older women wanting to look younger.

Segment starts around 40:27 if anyone's interested.

https://tinyurl.com/mvkcjsfp

Posted by: Thrawn at June 20, 2024 02:44 PM (uGhsv)

153 FBI agents have raided a home owned by Democrat Oakland Mayor Sheng Thao on Thursday morning.

An FBI spokesperson told the press that agents were conducting “court-authorized law enforcement” at Thao’s property.
Posted by: SMOD at June 20, 2024 02:42 PM (RHGPo)

Thao shao not steal

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 20, 2024 02:45 PM (NtVYv)

154 Didn't "In Living Color" do "Hey Mon?"
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 20, 2024

***
Don't know, but it's where "Homey the Clown" came from.

"Homey don't play dat!"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 20, 2024 02:45 PM (J2vNu)

155 It's because of Roscoes being shut down and they had to go Chattanooga for authentic chicken and waffles?
Posted by: Thrawn

Seriously, she said she was afraid of being recognized on the street. In Atlanta. As a city employee... in Atlanta.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 20, 2024 02:45 PM (IG4Id)

156
she's had a lot of plastic surgery.

In her first(?) movie, "Anaconda", JLo looks like a pretty but rather typical Central American peasant gal.

A few movies later, she looked nothing like that.

Probably, some body PS too. The short gal with the big butt also disappeared after a few movies.

Anyway, it worked for her. How many actresses have been able to stay in the public eye for what almost 30 years or so?

Not many.

Posted by: Emerson, Fake, and Pollster at June 20, 2024 02:45 PM (eDfFs)

157 >>Off topic but I played nine holes this morning up to about 11:15 and I think I just stopped sweating . It's only 96

If it helps any...it snowed here 2 out of the last 3 nights

Posted by: garrett at June 20, 2024 02:45 PM (HDiQJ)

158 I don't even want to talk about how jealous I am of how great she looks.
Posted by: Jordan61

-

Have a filter on your phone?

It's pretty much that.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men say we like these traits in women, women reply no, you are wrong at June 20, 2024 02:46 PM (LjVn6)

159
I think Jenny might be a smidge hard to live with. Just a hunch.
Posted by: Piper

_________

Boyfriend isn't permitted to look at her during sex.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 20, 2024 02:46 PM (MoZTd)

160 A foot rub. It always starts with a foot rub.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 20, 2024 02:46 PM (MeG8a)

161 Affleck's a fool
he was married to the cutest girl ever and managed to screw it up
Posted by: Don Black at June 20, 2024 02:40 PM (/7KEl)

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Maybe he just got tired of her shit.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 20, 2024 02:46 PM (2UnvF)

162 154 Didn't "In Living Color" do "Hey Mon?"
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 20, 2024

I think so.. Is that the one with them saying how many jobs they had ?

Posted by: It's me donna at June 20, 2024 02:46 PM (Akjoo)

163 I thought about whether it would be worth $700,000.
That's a lot.
And I still don't think I could do the job with a lethal overdose of the blue pill. The money isn't any good where I am going.

Posted by: torabora at June 20, 2024 02:46 PM (FO9aZ)

164 It's a shame we don't have videos of that as ss banging om the desk

Oh wait, better we don't

Posted by: Skip at June 20, 2024 02:46 PM (fwDg9)

165 I got 15 jobs!

Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at June 20, 2024 02:47 PM (Z8Yh2)

166 Some months back, a legendary female, one of the most beautiful women to ever live, hearted my comment on YouTube and responded. It was honestly right up there with getting a hug from Haley Reinhart.

I am cheap but I can live with that.

Posted by: ... at June 20, 2024 02:47 PM (KzrIK)

167
I think so.. Is that the one with them saying how many jobs they had ?
Posted by: It's me donna at June 20, 2024 02:46 PM (Akjoo)

Yes.

"I got 14 job Mon!!!"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 20, 2024 02:47 PM (Zz0t1)

168 Maybe he thought it would make him appear classy compared to the interviewer.

Posted by: TC at June 20, 2024 02:48 PM (FjlUt)

169 The original Ace spelling was "Darrius"

Posted by: Nit Pickin' Miklos at June 20, 2024 02:48 PM (4fkHT)

170 Right now a recycled Ben Affleck is about to be thrown to the curve again.

Posted by: polynikes at June 20, 2024 02:39 PM (SHMXB)

I happened to read the TVTropes entry for "Gone Girl" the other day. Man, that is a messed-up movie.

Posted by: pookysgirl didn't really want to watch it anyway at June 20, 2024 02:48 PM (dtlDP)

171 Have a filter on your phone?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men say we like these traits in women, women reply no, you are wrong at June 20, 2024 02:46 PM (LjVn6)

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Maybe? I don't take pictures of myself. Like, ever.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 20, 2024 02:48 PM (DRSnL)

172 Oakland Mayor Sheng Thao on Thursday morning.
----------

Latest reports say he's been arrested for banishing people to the shadow realm in Mortal Kombat.

Posted by: ... at June 20, 2024 02:49 PM (KzrIK)

173 The original Ace spelling was "Darrius"
Posted by: Nit Pickin' Miklos at June 20, 2024 02:48 PM (4fkHT
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Nit Pickin' Miklos Johnson is right!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at June 20, 2024 02:49 PM (3Fz6p)

174 >>Some months back, a legendary female, one of the most beautiful women to ever live, hearted my comment on YouTube and responded. It was honestly right up there with getting a hug from Haley Reinhart.

When I was in HS, Carol Alt would call the Pizzeria I worked in and ask if I was Delivering Pizzas that night.
If they said 'No', she called back the next night...
my ego never really recovered.

Posted by: garrett at June 20, 2024 02:49 PM (HDiQJ)

175 161

Maybe he just got tired of her shit.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 20, 2024

He was a drunk, she said get it together. He didn’t in time to save it. But they apparently are still good friends. She drove him to rehab the last time he went and the paparazzi got pics of her letting herself into his rental to support him during this divorce.

One of their kids has hopped aboard the trans train, though.

Posted by: Piper at June 20, 2024 02:49 PM (p4NUW)

176 How Wade ever agreed to this is beyond me!?

-------------

The humiliation is part of the kink.

[h/t Ace]

Posted by: ShainS -- Make Mean Tweets Great Again! at June 20, 2024 02:49 PM (PtvzZ)

177 think so.. Is that the one with them saying how many jobs they had ?
Posted by: It's me donna at June 20, 2024 02:46 PM (Akjoo)

Yes and if you weren’t at least in double digits you were lazy mon.

I also liked the skit with the premise of ‘ ‘ and we’re still married’

Posted by: polynikes at June 20, 2024 02:49 PM (SHMXB)

178 I think so.. Is that the one with them saying how many jobs they had ?
Posted by: It's me donna at June 20, 2024 02:46 PM (Akjoo)
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yep.

Still cracks me up when they put on the helmet with wheels because the landing gear failed on the airplane.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 20, 2024 02:49 PM (tT6L1)

179 Mo' Money with Whiz and Ice

https://youtu.be/P1XCf9gEu7E

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 20, 2024 02:49 PM (6gW4D)

180 Wayans was hysterical doing Men on Film.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 20, 2024 02:49 PM (eqyOI)

181 Have a filter on your phone?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men say we like these traits in women, women reply no, you are wrong at June 20, 2024 02:46 PM (LjVn6)

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Maybe? I don't take pictures of myself. Like, ever.
Posted by: Jordan61

-

There are computerized de-aging terms put into in photography and movies/film contracts now. Everything is fake and gay.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men say we like these traits in women, women reply no, you are wrong at June 20, 2024 02:50 PM (LjVn6)

182 my favorite running gag in I'm Gonna Get You Sucka is "oh, we always take the stairs."
Although it's a tough choice with the Big Hat Club, "CRAAAAAAAMMMMMPPPPSSSS!!!11!!", bean-everything with Clarence Williams III and his white family, and Fly Guy winning Pimp of the Year.

Posted by: barbarausa at June 20, 2024 02:50 PM (enw9G)

183 How Wade ever agreed to this is beyond me!?

-------------

The humiliation is part of the kink.

[h/t Ace]
Posted by: ShainS -- Make Mean Tweets Great Again! at June 20, 2024 02:49 PM (PtvzZ)
________

Wade looks and sounds quite dumb and probably thought that because Wayans was black he was a fellow traveler. He probably expected a sympathetic, softball interview.

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 20, 2024 02:51 PM (iFTx/)

184 >>Is that the one with them saying how many jobs they had ?

Funny. But not as funny as the Chapelle Skit 'Calvin Gets a Job'.

Posted by: garrett at June 20, 2024 02:51 PM (HDiQJ)

185 Off topic but I played nine holes this morning up to about 11:15 and I think I just stopped sweating . It's only 96.

This is, how you say, a coincidence, because I did 9 holes this morning, too. The Paolo, though, prefers the women under 50, but he appreciate your love for the 96 year granny.

Posted by: The Paolo at June 20, 2024 02:51 PM (JCZqz)

186 Fly Guy winning Pimp of the Year.
Posted by: barbarausa at June 20, 2024 02:50 PM (enw9G)
---
That should have been me!

Posted by: "Huggy" Squirrel at June 20, 2024 02:51 PM (7fElN)

187 Wayans was hysterical doing Men on Film.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 20, 2024

***
"Three snaps!"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 20, 2024 02:51 PM (J2vNu)

188 When I was in HS, Carol Alt would call the Pizzeria I worked in and ask if I was Delivering Pizzas that night.
If they said 'No', she called back the next night...
my ego never really recovered.

Posted by: garrett at June 20, 2024 02:49 PM (HDiQJ)

Ha! I met that dame when I was 3 and she was about 19. She said I was cute. No joke.

Posted by: ... at June 20, 2024 02:52 PM (KzrIK)

189 (watched the video linked above)

Speaking of idiots, Jack Black came out publicly at a fundraiser to tell you that Biden is awesome and you should vote for him because reasons and nevermind everything you're personally experiencing.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men say we like these traits in women, women reply no, you are wrong at June 20, 2024 02:52 PM (LjVn6)

190 I happened to read the TVTropes entry for "Gone Girl" the other day. Man, that is a messed-up movie.
Posted by: pookysgirl didn't really want to watch it anyway at June 20, 2024 02:48 PM (dtlDP)

=====

My mom watched that with me and she was PISSED at the ending. I told her you really have to read the book to get what his thought process was. Which was also messed up.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 20, 2024 02:52 PM (DRSnL)

191 Willie Mays now Donald Sutherland.

Some A-listers going down.

Posted by: eleven at June 20, 2024 02:53 PM (fV+MH)

192 >>I met that dame when I was 3 and she was about 19. She said I was cute. No joke.

She was a sweetheart.

And Carol working in her garden in jean shorts and a white tank top remains the most beautiful thing I have ever seen.

Posted by: garrett at June 20, 2024 02:53 PM (HDiQJ)

193 Speaking of idiots, Jack Black came out publicly at a fundraiser to tell you that Biden is awesome and you should vote for him because reasons and nevermind everything you're personally experiencing.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men say we like these traits in women, women reply no, you are wrong at June 20, 2024 02:52 PM (LjVn6)

"Obnoxious self-important asshole Jack Black"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 20, 2024 02:53 PM (Zz0t1)

194 Ha! I met that dame when I was 3 and she was about 19. She said I was cute. No joke.
Posted by: ... at June 20, 2024 02:52 PM (KzrIK)

=====

You are way younger than I thought you were.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 20, 2024 02:53 PM (DRSnL)

195 Clarence Williams was in an episode of Justified. I believe he said "suck on yo mama's tit-tayyyy".

Posted by: ... at June 20, 2024 02:53 PM (KzrIK)

196 What a fucking stupid country we live in.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at June 20, 2024 02:54 PM (kypKT)

197 Willie Mays now Donald Sutherland.

Some A-listers going down.
Posted by: eleven at June 20, 2024 02:53 PM (fV+MH)

At least we know they weren't vaxxed and boosted.

They actually got older.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 20, 2024 02:54 PM (Zz0t1)

198 VICTORY: Supreme Court Rules Government Officials Cannot Arrest their Political Opponents Without Consequences

Gonzalez v. Trevino

Posted by: SMOD at June 20, 2024 02:54 PM (RHGPo)

199 You are way younger than I thought you were.
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 20, 2024 02:53 PM (DRSnL)

I don't know how to take that! I might have been 4.

Posted by: ... at June 20, 2024 02:54 PM (KzrIK)

200 Jamie Foxx as Ugly Girl was a funny skit...

Posted by: Im Gumby Damn It!/George Carlins Pencil at June 20, 2024 02:54 PM (o3Uyl)

201 She was a sweetheart.

And Carol working in her garden in jean shorts and a white tank top remains the most beautiful thing I have ever seen.
Posted by: garrett at June 20, 2024 02:53 PM (HDiQJ

Ok now I'm a little jealous.

Posted by: ... at June 20, 2024 02:55 PM (KzrIK)

202 Jamie Foxx as Ugly Girl was a funny skit...

--

Ah, of course Hollywood made that black man put on a dress.

Yeah, that's a thing.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men say we like these traits in women, women reply no, you are wrong at June 20, 2024 02:55 PM (LjVn6)

203
Give Darius "Sweetdick" Honeycum, Esq. some credit, folks, as he already has his next gig lined up. He's going to be an ambulatory bollard for Shrillary.

I won't ask you to imagine what could happen ... but imagine what could happen.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 20, 2024 02:55 PM (xG4kz)

204 Willie Mays now Donald Sutherland.

Some A-listers going down.
Posted by: eleven at June 20, 2024

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Donald Sutherland's gone?

He must have had a sixty-year career. I caught him on a B & W episode of The Saint some years ago, and then he was the original Hawkeye in the movie of M*A*S*H. He never stuck with one genre -- he could do comedy as well as drama and thriller.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 20, 2024 02:55 PM (J2vNu)

205 My mom watched that with me and she was PISSED at the ending. I told her you really have to read the book to get what his thought process was. Which was also messed up.
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 20, 2024 02:52 PM (DRSnL)

What was she pissed about?

I was pissed his girlfriend dumped him.

Posted by: polynikes at June 20, 2024 02:55 PM (SHMXB)

206 She paid him in cash from her campaign funds!
It doesn't get better than that.

Posted by: torabora at June 20, 2024 02:56 PM (FO9aZ)

207 Jack Black, the Will Farrell of Jon Lovitzs

Posted by: Summer of George at June 20, 2024 02:56 PM (FjlUt)

208 >>Can anyone remember the full name I gave to Sweetdick?

how do you forget this?

Hey,
Anyone remember that thing I said, what was it?
E= something. c squared.... I don't recall.

Posted by: Einstein at June 20, 2024 02:56 PM (Hm6Ky)

209 I don't know how to take that! I might have been 4.
Posted by: ... at June 20, 2024 02:54 PM (KzrIK)

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I thought you were a lot closer to my age. Now I feel old.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 20, 2024 02:56 PM (DRSnL)

210 Huggy Squirrel:

https://tinyurl.com/5frwshne

Posted by: barbarausa at June 20, 2024 02:56 PM (enw9G)

211 Damn...Sutherland was in everything for about 30-40 years.

Posted by: garrett at June 20, 2024 02:57 PM (HDiQJ)

212 Everything I've ever read about Jenny from the block is that she is a diva and an absolute beyotch. Combine that with a hardcore drunk and you'll get breakups and back togethers. Modern day Burton - Taylor

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 20, 2024 02:57 PM (eqyOI)

213 VICTORY: Supreme Court Rules Government Officials Cannot Arrest their Political Opponents Without Consequences

Gonzalez v. Trevino
Posted by: SMOD at June 20, 2024 02:54 PM (RHGPo)
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So...what are the consequences?

The junta will continue to do as it pleases because it knows there are *no* consequences, regardless of the SCOTUS opinion.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 20, 2024 02:57 PM (7fElN)

214 I have a famous hot chick story I can’t tell in mixed company.

Posted by: polynikes at June 20, 2024 02:57 PM (SHMXB)

215 What was she pissed about?

Posted by: polynikes at June 20, 2024 02:55 PM (SHMXB)

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That he stayed with her, and she basically "won."

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 20, 2024 02:57 PM (DRSnL)

216 I thought you were a lot closer to my age. Now I feel old.
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 20, 2024 02:56 PM (DRSnL)
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Would it make you feel better if I referred to you as "Young lady?"

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 20, 2024 02:57 PM (tT6L1)

217 Jack Black, the Will Farrell of Jon Lovitzs
Posted by: Summer of George at June 20, 2024 02:56 PM (FjlUt)

Leave Jon Lovitz out of this. The guy’s a gem.

Posted by: polynikes at June 20, 2024 02:58 PM (SHMXB)

218 Alphabet Media: “Further proof of the systemic racism that is plaguing this country.”

Posted by: Who is John Galt? at June 20, 2024 02:58 PM (9X60i)

219 I thought you were a lot closer to my age. Now I feel old.
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 20, 2024 02:56 PM (DRSnL)

I'm probably closer to your age sexually. That's what you're sensing.

Posted by: ... at June 20, 2024 02:58 PM (KzrIK)

220 So...what are the consequences?

-

The government will tell you.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men say we like these traits in women, women reply no, you are wrong at June 20, 2024 02:58 PM (LjVn6)

221 *woof* *woof*
Don't give me any of your negative waves, man.

Posted by: Zombie Donald Sutherland at June 20, 2024 02:59 PM (FO9aZ)

222 When I was in HS, Carol Alt would call the Pizzeria I worked in and ask if I was Delivering Pizzas that night.
If they said 'No', she called back the next night...
my ego never really recovered.

Posted by: garrett at June 20, 2024 02:49 PM (HDiQJ)

Did she want the salami, or the sausage ?

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 20, 2024 02:59 PM (NtVYv)

223
Leave Jon Lovitz out of this. The guy’s a gem.
Posted by: polynikes at June 20, 2024 02:58 PM (SHMXB)

Agreed. He knew his role and owned it. He never demanded anything else.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 20, 2024 02:59 PM (Zz0t1)

224 can anyone else smell the cologne in that photo, or just me?

Posted by: Einstein at June 20, 2024 02:59 PM (Hm6Ky)

225 Would it make you feel better if I referred to you as "Young lady?"
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 20, 2024 02:57 PM (tT6L1)

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It always does.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 20, 2024 02:59 PM (DRSnL)

226
I'm probably closer to your age sexually. That's what you're sensing.
Posted by: ... at June 20, 2024 02:58 PM (KzrIK)

I'm not sure that's much of a complement.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 20, 2024 03:00 PM (Zz0t1)

227 Whoopi Goldberg on Fauci: ‘One of the Classiest People I’ve Ever Watched’

OMG

Posted by: SMOD at June 20, 2024 03:00 PM (RHGPo)

228 When I was in HS, Carol Alt would call the Pizzeria I worked in and ask if I was Delivering Pizzas that night.
If they said 'No', she called back the next night...
my ego never really recovered.

Posted by: garrett at June 20, 2024 02:49 PM (HDiQJ)

Did she want the salami, or the sausage ?
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 20, 2024 02:59 PM (NtVYv)
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I think this was the subject of a documentary movie about women who are strapped for cash when ordering services from attractive young men.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 20, 2024 03:00 PM (7fElN)

229 5
Darius "Sweetdick" Honeycum, Esq.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 20, 2024 02:10 PM (w6EFb)

Five comments in! LOL

Posted by: m at June 20, 2024 03:01 PM (NHMTR)

230 What was she pissed about?

Posted by: polynikes at June 20, 2024 02:55 PM (SHMXB)

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That he stayed with her, and she basically "won."
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 20, 2024 02:57 PM (DRSnL)

I’m getting old. Mixed up a movie again.

I was thinking of Gobe Baby Gone which is a really good movie. Ben Affleck though.

Posted by: polynikes at June 20, 2024 03:01 PM (SHMXB)

231 Willie Mays now Donald Sutherland.

Come here camera guy-

Billy Mays > Willie Mays

You're gonna love my nuts...unless you're that whore I smacked around.

Posted by: Vince Offer at June 20, 2024 03:01 PM (JCZqz)

232 "Everything I've ever read about Jenny from the block is that she is a diva and an absolute beyotch. Combine that with a hardcore drunk and you'll get breakups and back togethers. Modern day Burton - Taylor

Posted by: Smell the Glove "

She's horrible. They followed her around on one of those entertainment shows once.
Beyotch is being far too kind.

Posted by: eleven at June 20, 2024 03:01 PM (fV+MH)

233 Casey Affleck, Gone Baby Gone.

WTH polynikes.

Posted by: polynikes at June 20, 2024 03:02 PM (SHMXB)

234 @228 I saw that documentary , it was "The Pizza Man's Meet Pizza"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 20, 2024 03:02 PM (eqyOI)

235 {186} ... That should have been me!

Posted by: "Huggy" Squirrel at June 20, 2024 02:51 PM (7fElN)

You weren't pimping a Moron's book that week. ;-)

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at June 20, 2024 03:02 PM (O7YUW)

236 can anyone else smell the cologne in that photo, or just me?
Posted by: Einstein at June 20, 2024 02:59 PM (Hm6Ky)

Sex Panther?

Posted by: Brian Fantana at June 20, 2024 03:03 PM (6gW4D)

237 Casey Affleck, Gone Baby Gone.

WTH polynikes.
Posted by: polynikes at June 20, 2024 03:02 PM (SHMXB)

Wasn't he all rapey or am I just stereotyping young male hollywood actors again?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 20, 2024 03:03 PM (Zz0t1)

238
I'm sorry, not sorry, but I got tired of Donald Sutherland at about the time he did "Space Cowboys". Leave, already ...

I did see, however, that he was the big name star that was brought into the cast for "Animal House" whose presence calmed studio execs enough for them to green light the movie.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 20, 2024 03:03 PM (xG4kz)

239 J Lo did go to Afghanistan though to entertain the troops. That goes into the plus column.

Posted by: polynikes at June 20, 2024 03:04 PM (SHMXB)

240 Donald Sutherland's gone?

He must have had a sixty-year career. I caught him on a B & W episode of The Saint some years ago, and then he was the original Hawkeye in the movie of M*A*S*H. He never stuck with one genre -- he could do comedy as well as drama and thriller.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

So

Professor Jennings had his last bite of the apple.

Guess he knows if Milton was accurate or not.

Posted by: My Delta name is Miklos at June 20, 2024 03:04 PM (4fkHT)

241 Casey Affleck, Gone Baby Gone.

WTH polynikes.
Posted by: polynikes at June 20, 2024 03:02 PM (SHMXB)

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Hahaha you beat me to it. I was just getting ready to correct you.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 20, 2024 03:04 PM (DRSnL)

242 110 Damon Wayans Jr. (I think, too lazy to look up) was on a hilarious show called Happy Endings. Ran for three seasons and was kind of like a toned down version of It's Always Sunny.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 20, 2024

***
The rapid-fire-dialog one with no laughtrack and the always wonderful Elisha Cuthbert?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 20, 2024 02:34 PM (J2vNu)

That's the one.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 20, 2024 03:05 PM (KbCG3)

243 I was just getting ready to correct you.
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 20, 2024 03:04 PM (DRSnL)

No way. Not buying it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 20, 2024 03:05 PM (Zz0t1)

244 Casey Affleck, Gone Baby Gone.

WTH polynikes.
Posted by: polynikes at June 20, 2024 03:02 PM (SHMXB)

Wasn't he all rapey or am I just stereotyping young male hollywood actors again?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 20, 2024 03:03 PM (Zz0

#Metoo allegations that were probably true but he’s a way better actor than his brother.

Posted by: polynikes at June 20, 2024 03:05 PM (SHMXB)

245 227 Whoopi Goldberg on Fauci: ‘One of the Classiest People I’ve Ever Watched’

OMG
Posted by: SMOD at June

She passes gas on TV. The bar is pretty low here.

Posted by: Piper at June 20, 2024 03:06 PM (p4NUW)

246 No way. Not buying it.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 20, 2024 03:05 PM (Zz0t1)

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Shush, you.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 20, 2024 03:07 PM (DRSnL)

247 Karen Gillan. Not Another Happy Ending. Feel free to come back and thank me any time.

Posted by: ... at June 20, 2024 03:07 PM (KzrIK)

248 I don't if it's been mentioned but Sutherland got a flat fee of $35k for Animal House. He had been offered $20k + 2%of the gross but he didn't want points. Oops

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 20, 2024 03:07 PM (eqyOI)

249 Whoopi Goldberg on Fauci: ‘One of the Classiest People I’ve Ever Watched’

OMG
Posted by: SMOD at June

She's wrapped her lips around more producer cock than anyone to get where she's at. I'd expect her to have a sawed off version of class.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 20, 2024 03:08 PM (Zz0t1)

250 No way. Not buying it.
Posted by: Sponge

Honey, you can't buy what I ain't sellin'

Posted by: My street name is LaMikloquiesha at June 20, 2024 03:08 PM (4fkHT)

251 Launch Time: June 20, 2:13 p.m. EDT, 1813 UTC, 20:13 CEST (06:13 NZST - June 21).
Launch Status: Successful

Launch Provider: Rocket Lab, USA
Launcher System: Electron Rocket
Mission: No Time Toulouse
Contractor: Kinéis
Launch Location: Launch Complex-1B - Mähia Peninsula, New Zealand

They are a bunch of Watermelons, at least, that's the way they are selling themselves. -Global warmning's going to kill us so we partnered with NASA to suck up all the CO2 and money that we could.

Well, competition's good for progress.

Next up - MUSK - launch window opens at 5:35 p.m. EDT,
https://www.youtube.com/live/Q0GbUpBRyZg

Posted by: Braenyard at June 20, 2024 03:08 PM (W23tn)

252 Whoopi Goldberg on Fauci: ‘One of the Classiest People I’ve Ever Watched’
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Every day they demonstrate clearly why I'm on this side and not theirs.

Posted by: ... at June 20, 2024 03:09 PM (KzrIK)

253 Marlon, one talent in a family of many.

Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at June 20, 2024 03:09 PM (NFX2v)

254 She's wrapped her lips around more producer cock than anyone to get where she's at. I'd expect her to have a sawed off version of class.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden
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She say, honey you don't have to look jus shut your eyes and dream.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 20, 2024 03:10 PM (W23tn)

255 He used to be good friends with Adam Carolla and he turned on him like a racist pit bull.
Posted by: polynikes at June 20, 2024 02:29 PM (SHMXB)

Robert Cray did the same thing to Eric Clapton. Clapton gave him his first big publicity, back in the 80s. When Eric took a stand against the clot shot (he said it incapacitated him so severely he couldn't walk or play the guitar) Cray was prominent in denouncing him. Rolling Stone decided that because he was Not Of The Body anymore, they unearthed some embarrassing quotes of his. Cray piled on.

Along those same lines, I believe that Van Morrison received the same treatment from RS.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at June 20, 2024 03:10 PM (AwbAS)

256 Marlon, one talent in a family of many.

GLARE

Posted by: Jim, wrestling a tiger at June 20, 2024 03:11 PM (4fkHT)

257 This just in: Donald Sutherland is mort. 88.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 20, 2024 03:11 PM (v6JzV)

258

Jack Black, never liked that guy.

He's not fun, not funny. A hack!

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at June 20, 2024 03:11 PM (et1vG)

259 "#Metoo allegations that were probably true but he’s a way better actor than his brother.

Posted by: polynikes"

Ben is awful. lol

The Town was pretty good.

Posted by: eleven at June 20, 2024 03:12 PM (fV+MH)

260 Casey Affleck, Gone Baby Gone.

WTH polynikes.
Posted by: polynikes at June 20, 2024

***
One of the best adaptatinos of a book to film I've ever scene. Somehow Ben Affleck, as director, got the film to look almost the same as I pictured the scenes in my mind as I read it.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 20, 2024 03:12 PM (J2vNu)

261 This just in: Donald Sutherland is mort. 88.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 20, 2024 03:11 PM (v6JzV)

Uh....there's a post in the sidebar about it.

Or did you forget your Amy Schumer sock?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 20, 2024 03:12 PM (Zz0t1)

262 Never mind. I see I was beaten to it upthread.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 20, 2024 03:12 PM (v6JzV)

263 This just in: Donald Sutherland is mort. 88.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 20, 2024 03:11 PM (v6JzV)

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Bulgaroctonus my love, that happened hours ago.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 20, 2024 03:12 PM (DRSnL)

264
Marlon, one talent in a family of many.

Mutual of Omaha

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 20, 2024 03:12 PM (63Dwl)

265 Jack Black, never liked that guy.

He's not fun, not funny. A hack!

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at June 20, 2024 03:11 PM (et1vG)

A lot of his stuff is cringe worthy

Posted by: It's me donna at June 20, 2024 03:12 PM (Akjoo)

266 The Killer Inside Me is the creepiest movie I’ve seen . Casey Affleck was Oscar worthy but the role was too creepy to be considered imo.

Posted by: polynikes at June 20, 2024 03:12 PM (SHMXB)

267 "Jack Black, never liked that guy.

He's not fun, not funny. A hack"

He looks funny. You think he's going to be funny.

But naw.

Posted by: eleven at June 20, 2024 03:13 PM (fV+MH)

268 Reform may get 109 seats in british parliament.

PJW: https://youtu.be/RpqAAPOaIgY

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at June 20, 2024 03:13 PM (+xYe0)

269 257 This just in: Donald Sutherland is mort. 88.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
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They say US mortality age is going down. Possibly Detroit and Chicago have a lot to do with the lower average.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 20, 2024 03:13 PM (W23tn)

270 Sutherland's turn as expert German spy Die Nadel in Eye of teh Needle was amazing.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 20, 2024 03:14 PM (J2vNu)

271 Bulgaroctonus my love, that happened hours ago.
Posted by: Jordan61

Sorry, I've been absent for most of the day, supporting my wife in her colonoscopy.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 20, 2024 03:14 PM (v6JzV)

272 Whoopie Goldberg speaking about class is like Kamala speaking about, well, any subject.

Posted by: Seems Legit at June 20, 2024 03:14 PM (JeYYB)

273 One of the best adaptatinos of a book to film I've ever scene. Somehow Ben Affleck, as director, got the film to look almost the same as I pictured the scenes in my mind as I read it.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 20, 2024 03:12 PM (J2vNu)

The Afflecks do Boston /Massachusetts really well.

Posted by: polynikes at June 20, 2024 03:14 PM (SHMXB)

274 Kiefer Sutherland has a house outside of town here in the mid Hudson. Been to restaurants here in town and people I know say he's a real nice guy

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 20, 2024 03:14 PM (eqyOI)

275 Sorry, I've been absent for most of the day, supporting my wife in her colonoscopy.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 20, 2024 03:14 PM (v6JzV)

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You're a good husband.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 20, 2024 03:14 PM (DRSnL)

276 I think he was always a nut. Those hyper, manic personas that some comedians use are often not personas. I think Robin Williams also was like this.
Posted by: Elric Blade

In the course of my former employment I worked with a lot of nurses, and once, during smoke breaks, the topic of Robin Williams came up. The most senior and experienced nurse said he was a textbook example of full. florid schizophrenia - talked about using his talk-show appearances to allow nurses in training to recognize that illness when they encountered it. Ain't that Hollywood, though? Here's this obviously troubled man - we can use that!

Posted by: John Drake Is Now Rounding The East Coast Of The Caspian Sea at June 20, 2024 03:14 PM (u/Zei)

277 Sorry, I've been absent for most of the day, supporting my wife in her colonoscopy.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 20, 2024 03:14 PM (v6JzV)

Phrasing

Posted by: ... at June 20, 2024 03:15 PM (KzrIK)

278 =====

Bulgaroctonus my love, that happened hours ago.
Posted by: Jordan61
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Did he go out like a man?

Posted by: Braenyard at June 20, 2024 03:15 PM (W23tn)

279 .

NOOD Illegal Alien

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at June 20, 2024 03:15 PM (O7YUW)

280 270 Sutherland's turn as expert German spy Die Nadel in Eye of teh Needle was amazing.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

Yep. The book was excellent, and the movie was very close to the source material. Sutherland was great in it.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at June 20, 2024 03:16 PM (sAmhv)

281 He had been offered $20k + 2%of the gross but he didn't want points. Oops
Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 20, 2024 03:07 PM (eqyOI)

That's a total dumbfuck move.
He would have got $2.4 million.
He was thinking less than $750,000 in box office sales.
Didn't have much faith in it. Did he?

Posted by: Reforger at June 20, 2024 03:17 PM (xcIvR)

282 WADE: We are talking about securing an indictment, talking about getting people to enter pleas.

WAYANS: Right, enter, please. Enter, please; you gotta enter, please.

Posted by: Anonymous at June 20, 2024 03:19 PM (Z4pVM)

283 Sorry, I've been absent for most of the day, supporting my wife in her colonoscopy.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 20, 2024 03:14 PM (v6JzV)

I've seen my wife inside and out as well.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 20, 2024 03:20 PM (Zz0t1)

284 err math nevermind...

Posted by: Reforger at June 20, 2024 03:20 PM (xcIvR)

285 Not Donald Sutherland too?

Woof, woof woof

Posted by: Skip at June 20, 2024 03:20 PM (fwDg9)

286 In Living Color was a funny show

Jim Carrey, the white Stephen Fetchit.
Posted by: commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at June 20, 2024 02:29 PM (tXZnU)
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Their "Star Trek" parody with Carrey as Kirk was hilarious.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at June 20, 2024 02:30 PM (3Fz6p)

Kim Wayans did the Grace Jones impression, right?

Posted by: mrp at June 20, 2024 03:21 PM (rj6Yv)

287 Anybody else 29 enough to remember "Klute," the controversial movie that Donald Sutherland did in 1971? Controversial as in - well, not very much at all. He had so many great roles - one worth checking out is "Alien Thunder," also known as "Dan Candy's Law," where he plays a NWMP Sergeant who gets caught up in an obsessive man-hunt in the aftermath of the Northwest Rebellion. Awesome too in "Don't Look Now."

Posted by: John Drake Is Now Rounding The East Coast Of The Caspian Sea at June 20, 2024 03:22 PM (u/Zei)

288 Donald Sutherland's greatest role was in Animal House.

Posted by: mrp at June 20, 2024 03:23 PM (rj6Yv)

289 169 The original Ace spelling was "Darrius"
Posted by: Nit Pickin' Miklos at June 20, 2024 02:48 PM (4fkHT)

huh

Posted by: m at June 20, 2024 03:44 PM (NHMTR)

290 For some reason I remember Sutherland in JFK really well.

Posted by: Northernlurker at June 20, 2024 03:49 PM (72W6e)

291 Sexual submission is one way that committed progressives use to signal total alligence to their masters. If they do something for which they could be blackmailed, it signals total loyalty.
It is analog to the commie practice of self criticism, where absurdities are publicly embraced.

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