So Much "Pride" We're All Going to Throw Up

Just kidding, that's fake.

Fake but accurate.

Jack Phillips, the Colorado baker, is being sued yet again, this time over his refusal to make a "transgender" cake, whatever that is.

Can the Supreme Court finally put an end to this decade-long persecution by mentally-ill perverts?

The Colorado Supreme Court will hear arguments Tuesday in a lawsuit against a Christian baker who refused to make a cake celebrating a gender transition, one of three such cases from the state that have pitted LGBTQ+ civil rights against First Amendment rights.
Two cases have centered on baker Jack Phillips, who in 2012 refused to bake a cake for a gay couple's wedding. Phillips partially prevailed before the U.S. Supreme Court in that case in 2018.
Phillips was later sued by Autumn Scardina, a transgender woman, after Phillips and his suburban Denver bakery refused to make a pink cake with blue frosting for her birthday that also celebrated her gender transition.

Scardina, an attorney, said [he] brought the lawsuit to "challenge the veracity" of Phillips' statements that he would serve LGBTQ+ customers.

That doesn't even make sense. He already won the right to refuse to make cakes with messages he didn't agree with. So this aggressive toxic male demanded he make a "trans birthday cake," supposedly to see if he'd really "serve LGBTQ customers."

Well, then you should have ordered a normal cake. That would have tested him.

This just tests whether or not he still has the right, which he won at no small cost in terms of money and anguish, to refuse to make cakes with messages that go against his religion.

Why is this even being allowed?

A court can declare a serial litigant to be "vexatious" and require him to get all lawsuits he wants to file approved by a judge before filing them. Obviously, the vicious Colorado court system refuses to do this for Jack Phillips and his mentally-ill persecutor.

ABC "News:" Bud Light is still being "hammered" by boycott as workers and bottlers complain about the foreign company's management.

Bud Light boycott still hammers local distributors 1 year later: 'Very upsetting'
"Sales cratered and sat there," an industry analyst said.
When conservative activists set aflame boxes of Bud Light and urged a boycott in response to an endorsement from a trans influencer last spring, they sent sales of the beer plummeting in a rare success in the long history of consumer movements.
Even more improbably, the backlash continues to hammer Bud Light and strain independent local wholesalers more than a year later, according to third-party sales data shared with ABC News as well as interviews with six Anheuser-Busch wholesalers.
Most of the wholesalers, small- and medium-sized businesses that draw a significant portion of their revenue from Bud Light, said they remain weakened by the decline in sales and uncertain about when, if ever, the brand will fully recover.
The owner of an Anheuser-Busch wholesaler in the Northeast, whose child is trans, told ABC News they have taken a 30% pay cut to make up for the losses and are considering retirement.
"It was really hurtful personally," the owner said. "I'm trying to understand what my kid is going through and then this happens."
...
Another executive at a wholesaler in the Mid-Atlantic said they have spent sleepless nights devising ways to shed costs without laying off employees; and a top official at a distributor in the Southeast said they expect sales of Bud Light will remain down for at least two more years.
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"Once a consumer drops off a product -- where there is a readily available and similarly priced substitute -- a habit has formed and it's difficult to shake that habit," the executive said. "We have to give them a reason to come back."
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"Given the history of boycotts and its history of ineffectiveness, it is really surprising that this one has had the staying power that it has," Schweitzer told ABC News.
"In this moment, we're so politicized," Schweitzer added. "The weather is political, the employment rate is political and now beer is political."

Who made these things political?

BTW, ABC "News" lied in that story to, get this, protect Dylan Mulvaney. It claimed that Dylan Mulvaney showed off his bespoke Bud Light can, featuring his rat-like male face, to celebrate his "365 Days of Womanhood."

Of course, the little creep was not claiming to celebrate 365 Days of Womanhood; this adult man was claiming to celebrate 365 Days of Girlhood.

But the public might find that a little creepy, so ABC "News" rewrote the historical record to make it seem a little less weird.

The largest pilot's union has its eyes on the important problems facing aviation.

No, not airplanes dropping out of the skies or pilots being hired based on (checks notes) melanin count and sex organs.

The Air Line Pilots Association doesn't rock with minor concerns like that.

The world's largest airline pilot union, Air Line Pilots Association, Int'l (ALPA), has urged the aviation community to stop using terms considered offensive to women and LGBTQ individuals, such as "cockpit."
Representing over 70,000 pilots globally, ALPA collaborates with a United Nations agency on its policies. Their 2021 diversity, equity, and inclusion language guide lists several terms and phrases to avoid, particularly "masculine generalizations," to promote inclusion and equity.
The guide emphasizes that "inclusive language in communications is essential to our union's solidarity and collective strength and is an important factor in maintaining flight safety."
The guide suggests replacing "cockpit" with "flight deck," citing that the former term has been used derogatorily to exclude women. It also advises against using terms like "manpower," recommending "people/human power" instead, and discourages addressing groups as "guys" due to its non-inclusive nature.
ALPA also recommends avoiding "mother/father" and "husband/wife" to respect diverse family structures and same-sex couples.
Linguist Ben Zimmer noted in a Wall Street Journal article that "cockpit" originated from 16th-century cockfighting, evolving to describe tense environments and later the area on British warships for treating the wounded.
Former FAA safety team representative Kyle Bailey told Fox News Digital that diversity has little to do with safe travel, emphasizing that flight experience and training are paramount. He noted that piloting remains predominantly male, with few young girls aspiring to be pilots.

This TikToker is upset that employers won't accommodate her "time blindness" aka someone who routinely shows up to work late. pic.twitter.com/oBRn5fLml5
— Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) June 11, 2024

The UK trans extremist organization "Mermaids" -- whose trans-for-children operation was shut down by the authorities by the UK, I believe -- is now glorifying "cutting" by teenagers as a show of "resilience."

Below, the "scars across your chest" refers to the scars from a medically-unnecessary double radical masectomy; the "scars on your arms" refers to the practice of self-harm called "cutting," in which mentally-unwell teenagers cut into their flesh and create scars to alleviate depression, boredom, or feelings of self-hatred.

Evil.

Dennis Noel Kavanagh
@Jebadoo2
"The ones across your arms" can only sensibly be read as evidence of self harm.
This is as low as it gets from Mermaids. This is out in the open encouragement of self harming and making the link we always have between that and hating your own body, or at least using it as a locus for pain.
Mermaids are showing themselves to be nothing less than utterly dangerous to children. The fact they think this is acceptable to say tells you how lost they are and how much of a real danger they pose to children.
Frankly, I ask myself what more they have to do or say before they are recognised for the profoundly dangerous anti-child outfit that they are. This is plain evil. This is no better than a pro-anorexia website, but it's dressed up in gender and it's only autistic or normally lesbian youth affected so they get away with it.
This absolutely has to stop. This is not a healthy society so long as this gang of ghouls can predate on the misery of children and sell it back to them as emancipation.
Come on.
This is so obviously wrong.
They're not even attempting to hide this.

AWFLs continue AWFLing:

MSNBC ran a story on the hardships of modern dating and interviewed a girl who stopped dating for the better part of a year because her date denigrated the BLM movement pic.twitter.com/lS0mS1u9dD
— johnny maga (@_johnnymaga) June 12, 2024

The pro-Hamas rally in Michigan was joined by a very special guest.

🚨🚨BREAKING David Duke, former Grand Wizard of the KKK comes to counter protest @TPUSA event and support @NickJFuentes pic.twitter.com/W9mpQa6HoV
— Cam Higby 🇺🇸 (@camhigby) June 16, 2024

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Posted by: wth at June 21, 2024 05:03 PM (v0R5T)

2 Jack Phillips, the Colorado baker, is being sued yet again, this time over his refusal to make a "transgender" cake, whatever that is.

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That would be a fish flavored cake with a penis.

Posted by: Orson at June 21, 2024 05:04 PM (dIske)

3 Sponged it.

Posted by: wth at June 21, 2024 05:05 PM (v0R5T)

4 Hard to believe.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at June 21, 2024 05:06 PM (QSrLX)

5 The hardship chick in that video has the uptalking syndrome...its really grating...

Posted by: Boswell at June 21, 2024 05:06 PM (K+UlC)

6 Nope. Not sorry.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at June 21, 2024 05:07 PM (QSrLX)

7 Let the smoky burnouts begin.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at June 21, 2024 05:08 PM (QSrLX)

8 Locked wheel skids matter.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at June 21, 2024 05:09 PM (QSrLX)

9 Has the hospital visit concern been remediated?

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at June 21, 2024 05:10 PM (QSrLX)

10 "Another executive at a wholesaler in the Mid-Atlantic said they have spent sleepless nights devising ways to shed costs without laying off employees. 'Bud Light, which sucks, already uses sucky ingredients, so we couldn't save money there unless we wanted to literally make the beer poisonous,' he said."

Posted by: Cheap Fake Beer at June 21, 2024 05:10 PM (qUkBO)

11 Beyond hat tricks.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at June 21, 2024 05:10 PM (QSrLX)

12 "Can the Supreme Court finally put an end to this decade-long persecution by mentally-ill perverts?"

Can? Yes.

Will they? Not with the sitting Chief Just Us.

And speaking of 'mentally-ill perverts', the Wifey was informed yesterday that apparently decorating your front yard with a lawn flamingo is a signal that you and your spouse are swingers. (Note: We don't have a lawn flamingo in the yard.)

Posted by: Stu Podaso at June 21, 2024 05:10 PM (x5Ry2)

13 I love "time blindness" as a disease...used to be called laziness!

After you arrive at work, maybe this can also be called "directed adverse labor syndrome."

Posted by: Boswell at June 21, 2024 05:11 PM (K+UlC)

14 Jack Phillips, the Colorado baker, is being sued yet again, this time over his refusal to make a "transgender" cake, whatever that is.

He should have baked a pie and covered it in frosting.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 21, 2024 05:12 PM (IG4Id)

15 Wouldn't a transgender cake simply be a vanilla cake that pretends to be chocolate?

Posted by: Northernlurker at June 21, 2024 05:12 PM (JLq/1)

16 citing that the former term has been used derogatorily to exclude women.

How about "Fornication Lounge", then? That's definitely inclusive.

Posted by: t-bird at June 21, 2024 05:12 PM (B46kE)

17 If you want accommodation for being "time challenged" then you can do what you always want us to do: go start your own company.

Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at June 21, 2024 05:12 PM (TOe+Q)

18 Sometimes I despair so much that I can't even look at the news, and spend more time looking at the home decor pages that show up on my feed. Then I come here, and Ace reminds me to laugh at the despair.

Posted by: alias quint&jessel, sea of azof, bly, uk at June 21, 2024 05:13 PM (43LQN)

19 David French the Apostate looks a little smug

Posted by: Northernlurker at June 21, 2024 05:13 PM (JLq/1)

20 "Time blind?" wtf
My entire working life I was reliable and punctual.
Even if I wasn't the best worker in the crew, I showed up before the best.
At least half of working life is just showing up.
The other half is don't be in a hurry to go home when your work is done.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 21, 2024 05:14 PM (MeG8a)

21 Air Line Pilots Association, Int'l (ALPA), has urged the aviation community to stop using terms considered offensive to women and LGBTQ individuals, such as "cockpit."

Just wait until Home Depot stops selling tool sheds.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at June 21, 2024 05:14 PM (x5Ry2)

22 They ain’t time blind when the clock hits 5:00 pm.

Posted by: breaking bogey at June 21, 2024 05:14 PM (69oK7)

23 Afternoon.

Posted by: Robert at June 21, 2024 05:15 PM (X2Lvm)

24 Lawyers are forbidden from bringing action to vex annoy or inflict unnecessary costs on their opponents.

I really should go take the Bar. But for example Sunday my back went seriously out. And Tuesday a deer died on my downstairs porch. It's rotting. My truck is parked 80 miles away. I think I'm okay enough to go get the truck for the One Last Ride.

Government is useless. And the dump won't take dead animals. Maybe I won't get busted for poaching. Maybe not. (But officer, it died on my porch!).

Posted by: torabora at June 21, 2024 05:15 PM (vZp/+)

25 Aw, man, David Duke. The guy you only hear about during election years.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at June 21, 2024 05:16 PM (3Fz6p)

26 I have said it before, but it bears repeating. No man can ever "know" what it feels like to be a woman. Any man who thinks he can needs to pull a basketball through his nose a few times, and have someone kick him in the balls once a month for a week until he turns 60 years old. He needs to worry about walking to his car after work, he needs to beware of skeeves and pervs at all times, he needs to be constantly vigilant at all times and in all places, and he needs to remember not to tuck the edge of his skirt into his panties when he leaves the public restroom.

Then we can talk about what it feels like to be a woman.

Posted by: tcn in AK, hail to the thief at June 21, 2024 05:16 PM (cPl+1)

27 Oh you poor little dear...a date said something derogatory about BLM so you quit dating.
Excellent. Hopefully you won't procreate either you closed minded little twit.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 21, 2024 05:17 PM (W/lyH)

28 15 Wouldn't a transgender cake simply be a vanilla cake that pretends to be chocolate?

No, that's the Rachel Dolezel

Posted by: Taggart at June 21, 2024 05:17 PM (og5mY)

29 AOC will give you the death stare if you order a cocktail.

Posted by: torabora at June 21, 2024 05:17 PM (vZp/+)

30 AI surgery woll bf flit!

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at June 21, 2024 05:18 PM (QSrLX)

31 Air Line Pilots Association, Int'l (ALPA), has urged the aviation community to stop using terms considered offensive to women and LGBTQ individuals, such as "cockpit."

Just wait until Home Depot stops selling tool sheds.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at June 21, 2024 05:14 PM (x5Ry2)

And all of Cooter's scenes are edited out of Dukes Of Hazzard.

Posted by: Mark1971 at June 21, 2024 05:18 PM (xPl2J)

32 Might be fake, but the publisher, "Penguin Classics" is totally on the nose for the Horde.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 21, 2024 05:18 PM (Q4IgG)

33 CPT is a joke black comedians use all the time.

Posted by: polynikes at June 21, 2024 05:18 PM (SHMXB)

34 the backlash continues to hammer Bud Light and strain independent local wholesalers more than a year later

A year?! They don't seem very smart, do they?

Posted by: t-bird at June 21, 2024 05:18 PM (bkfCY)

35 I can’t decide if David French looks like a shaven penis, or a finely coiffed burrows ass.

Posted by: Truthbomb at June 21, 2024 05:18 PM (lxX+z)

36 Oh you poor little dear...a date said something derogatory about BLM so you quit dating.
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Read: said something true and unflattering about BLM.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at June 21, 2024 05:19 PM (3Fz6p)

37 That girl isn't just time blind. She's also fashion impaired. That haircut isn't flattering to anyone including Prince Valiant.

Posted by: huerfano at June 21, 2024 05:19 PM (VGOMa)

38 32 Air Line Pilots Association, Int'l (ALPA), has urged the aviation community to stop using terms considered offensive to women and LGBTQ individuals, such as "cockpit."

Just wait until Home Depot stops selling tool sheds.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at June 21, 2024 05:14 PM (x5Ry2)

And all of Cooter's scenes are edited out of Dukes Of Hazzard.

No more leave it to beaver reruns

Posted by: Taggart at June 21, 2024 05:19 PM (og5mY)

39 Bud Light still taking it in the can for Pride Month.

Posted by: Truthbomb at June 21, 2024 05:19 PM (lxX+z)

40 "...and that made her swear off dating for 8 months."

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Quitter.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 21, 2024 05:19 PM (RIvkX)

41 I should get back into dating. Not for romance. I'm a happily married man. Just to shatter the psyches of AWFLs with my very best denigration* of their precious luxury beliefs.

*I have been assured that my denigration is world class. Yuge, luxurious denigration. The best.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 21, 2024 05:19 PM (0FoWg)

42 Oprima uno for Ukranian, H8ers.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at June 21, 2024 05:19 PM (QSrLX)

43 New expose on Twitter: Tractor Supply has gone full DEI. They now only hire black managers, donate to drag queen story hours, the whole 9 yards. CEO is of course very proud of all this.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 21, 2024 05:20 PM (FD5dr)

44 I don't have trouble believing there is some small percentage of people who legit have difficulty being on time. My wife, to everyone's consternation, was like that when we first started dating and during the early part of our marriage. I resolved this issue through a technique called BECOMING ENRAGED. That's what it took, and I don't regret it. Neither does she. We can't organize society around people who cannot or will not try to fit in. A lot of current-year problems stem from taking an innocuous enough idea, reasonable accommodation of significant disabilities (something a rich society can afford to do for the less able), and letting it morph into accommodation of increasingly niche and affected behaviors by tiny groups who think the world ought to be organized around them no matter how unreasonable they are. Decimation is probably the answer.

Posted by: But I'm Keeping An Open Mind at June 21, 2024 05:20 PM (JghT2)

45 Female that takes herself out of the dating pool for a sane person dissing BLM is doing all dating males a huge favor.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 21, 2024 05:20 PM (UC3nL)

46 The world's largest airline pilot union, Air Line Pilots Association, Int'l (ALPA), has urged the aviation community to stop using terms considered offensive to women and LGBTQ individuals, such as "cockpit."
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There is a alternative to "cockpit" that would be more inclusive of the distaff side.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 21, 2024 05:20 PM (YqDXo)

47 “ urged a boycott in response to an endorsement from a trans influencer last spring”

That’s not really true. The real boycott resulted from the interview with that cuntiferous raging twat where she shat all over Butt Like’s customers. That’s what really pissed off the customers.

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 21, 2024 05:20 PM (8eKkh)

48 Time Blind eh?
You stupid twit.
Enjoy you life of near poverty and abject failure because you are lazy.
Idiot.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 21, 2024 05:20 PM (W/lyH)

49 I have said it before, but it bears repeating. No man can ever "know" what it feels like to be a woman. Any man who thinks he can needs to pull a basketball through his nose a few times, and have someone kick him in the balls once a month for a week until he turns 60 years old. He needs to worry about walking to his car after work, he needs to beware of skeeves and pervs at all times, he needs to be constantly vigilant at all times and in all places, and he needs to remember not to tuck the edge of his skirt into his panties when he leaves the public restroom.

Then we can talk about what it feels like to be a woman.
Posted by: tcn in AK, hail to the thief at June 21, 2024 05:16 PM (cPl+1)

More than a few prisoners know the feeling of surprise butt secks.

Posted by: Inmate#604752 at June 21, 2024 05:20 PM (X2Lvm)

50 "Time blind?" WTF?

Clocks are *everywhere* and on damned near *everything* li'l girl! No excuses!

Posted by: JQ at June 21, 2024 05:20 PM (njWTi)

51 32 Air Line Pilots Association, Int'l (ALPA), has urged the aviation community to stop using terms considered offensive to women and LGBTQ individuals, such as "cockpit."

Even though it obviously originated from the actual cock pit , where cockfighting occurred .

Posted by: polynikes at June 21, 2024 05:21 PM (SHMXB)

52 I have a sister that was time-blind, she got a job as an operator at the telephone company (long ago).
She was fired for being late too often.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 21, 2024 05:21 PM (UC3nL)

53 "Given the history of boycotts and its history of ineffectiveness, it is really surprising that this one has had the staying power that it has," Schweitzer told ABC News.

It has staying power not simply because Mulvaney was the face of their rebranding. More sequential was the corporate executive(s) who crapped all over their long-term base consumer to say their association was stagnant and damaging to the Bud Light brand. "Frat-boy" imagery was the slight and nobody wants that, right?

And it's denuded beer for crying out loud. That swill is available everywhere all the time under dozens of labels. People were drawn by the extensive marketing, not the brilliantly composed beverage. When the marketing fails (and it did, fabulously), the product fails.

It's not hyper-politicization, per se; it's historic misunderstanding of your own market with woke management who imposed politics/culture on a consumer base who wanted no participation. ALL politicization was one-sided and self-imposed - a screwed up corporation.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at June 21, 2024 05:21 PM (aXxgO)

54 > There is a alternative to "cockpit" that would be more inclusive of the distaff side.
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"control twat"

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 21, 2024 05:23 PM (Q4IgG)

55 I remember in the 80's A dukey was when you pinched a loaf.
Now its called 'Sliden a Biden'

Posted by: Im Gumby Damn It!/George Carlins Pencil at June 21, 2024 05:23 PM (o3Uyl)

56 You'd think there would be a small measurable uptick in Bud Light sales during Pound Me in The Arse month, but No?

Posted by: DAN at June 21, 2024 05:23 PM (rn2/h)

57 I don't understand how David French can go through a day without a fist in the face.

Posted by: Northernlurker at June 21, 2024 05:23 PM (JLq/1)

58 Would a "time blind" woman know if she missed her period?

Would she know when her period is?

Posted by: Robert at June 21, 2024 05:23 PM (X2Lvm)

59 ...Then we can talk about what it feels like to be a woman.
Posted by: tcn in AK, hail to the thief at June 21, 2024 05:16 PM (cPl+
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Can you explain why I am so pretty??

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 21, 2024 05:23 PM (RIvkX)

60 "Cockpit" meant a small, enclosed place back in the 1590s.

"Can this cockpit hold the vasty fields of France?"

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at June 21, 2024 05:23 PM (3Fz6p)

61 terms considered offensive to women and LGBTQ individuals, such as "cockpit."

Well, I'm guessing the "G"s are okay with it, and the "B"s half the time.

Posted by: t-bird at June 21, 2024 05:23 PM (bkfCY)

62 Aw, man, David Duke. The guy you only hear about during election years.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at June 21, 2024 05:16 PM (3Fz6p

This.
Like the obligatory sale on bar b qs on father's day.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 21, 2024 05:24 PM (W/lyH)

63 This video from Steve Inman shows vigilante justice in action.

Although that Inman video got yoinked, it did prompt me to mosey over to his Xitter channel and I watched the glorious massive porta-potty catfight. So, kudos for that!

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at June 21, 2024 05:24 PM (DTX3h)

64 58 I don't understand how David French can go through a day without a fist in the face.
Posted by: Northernlurker at June 21, 2024 05:23 PM (JLq/1)

All the fists David encounters are in his wife

Posted by: Fisting is Family Values at June 21, 2024 05:24 PM (JghT2)

65 ...Then we can talk about what it feels like to be a woman.
Posted by: tcn in AK, hail to the thief at June 21, 2024 05:16 PM (cPl+
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Can you explain why I am so pretty??
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 21, 2024 05:23 PM (RIvkX)

Should I ask if I can borrow her heels?

Posted by: Robert at June 21, 2024 05:24 PM (X2Lvm)

66 How about something we can all agree on, instead of "cockpit" call it "David French's Mouth"

Posted by: Captioning at June 21, 2024 05:24 PM (EuAlj)

67 Hey I can relate to time blindness. I experienced that in my early teens . My parents administered liberal doses of slap therapy and boom it disappeared.

Posted by: Im Gumby Damn It!/George Carlins Pencil at June 21, 2024 05:25 PM (o3Uyl)

68 I don't know, but The Christian Case against Christianity by David French seemed plausible.

Posted by: Another Oppressed Millionaire at June 21, 2024 05:25 PM (wZbD3)

69 Transgender cake=pie.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 21, 2024 05:25 PM (63Dwl)

70 I’m the opposite of time blind though I don’t show up too early. I’m a 5 to 10 minute early guy. I also make plans for any potential delays .

Posted by: polynikes at June 21, 2024 05:25 PM (SHMXB)

71 Time Blind eh?
You stupid twit.
Enjoy you life of near poverty and abject failure because you are lazy.
Idiot.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 21, 2024 05:20 PM (W/lyH)
___________________

The odds of her throwing a hissy fit when someone makes HER wait? 100%.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 21, 2024 05:26 PM (YqDXo)

72 So, the terrible father who spends all his time trying to get rich as a beer distributor instead of tending to his profoundly ill child doesn't blame himself for what Junior is "going through?"

And he doesn't blame Alissa Heinerscheid for his precious lost profits? Or Dylan Mulvaney?

Nope. It's the fault of his millions of angry customers, of course. They iz Garbage Peeple and he iz Good Peeple.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 21, 2024 05:26 PM (0FoWg)

73 The world's largest airline pilot union, Air Line Pilots Association, Int'l (ALPA), has urged the aviation community to stop using terms considered offensive to women and LGBTQ individuals, such as "cockpit."

So I guess playing with the joy stick is out then huh?

Posted by: Diogenes at June 21, 2024 05:26 PM (W/lyH)

74 time blindness == unemployable, obviously

Kinda at a loss here on what to say.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at June 21, 2024 05:27 PM (aXxgO)

75 I come from a family where punctuality is prized. My brother's ex-wife comes from a family that never did anything on time. Even she got fed up and started telling her parents that things started 30 minutes before the actual start time just to get them there close to the right time.

Posted by: huerfano at June 21, 2024 05:27 PM (VGOMa)

76 Jack Phillips, the Colorado baker, is being sued yet again, this time over his refusal to make a "transgender" cake, whatever that is.

_________________________

That would be a fish flavored cake with a penis.
Posted by: Orson at June 21, 2024 05:04 PM (dIske)

Jack should just render unto the leftists what they want. Burn the shit out of the cake, make the decorations unintelligible and sue them for nonpayment after delivery.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 21, 2024 05:27 PM (eoQWY)

77 The world's largest airline pilot union, Air Line Pilots Association, Int'l (ALPA), has urged the aviation community to stop using terms considered offensive to women and LGBTQ individuals, such as "cockpit."

So I guess playing with the joy stick is out then huh?
Posted by: Diogenes at June 21, 2024 05:26 PM (W/lyH)

AnnoyingBitchesPit has a certain ring to it.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 21, 2024 05:28 PM (eoQWY)

78 And all of Cooter's scenes are edited out of Dukes Of Hazzard.

Posted by: Mark1971 at June 21, 2024 05:18 PM (xPl2J)

Didn't Dukes already get canceled?

Posted by: Reforger at June 21, 2024 05:28 PM (xcIvR)

79 This is what happens when people have children and treat them as accessories. Not unlike a handbag or a new pair of sunglasses to be worn and then changed out when they are no longer fashionable or get scratched or have a flaw. These poor kids.

The adults who encourage and assist in this behavior should be shot. And they will be eventually by the children they are destroying today.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 21, 2024 05:28 PM (uDsO0)

80 44 New expose on Twitter: Tractor Supply has gone full DEI. They now only hire black managers, donate to drag queen story hours, the whole 9 yards. CEO is of course very proud of all this.
Posted by: Ian S. at June 21, 2024 05:20 PM (FD5dr)

Ya know, I'm willing to drive a little farther and pay a little more for products from businesses who don't hate me and want me dead. If, however, every fucking business is now run by assholes who support genocidally racist degenerate bullshit, then, fine. I'll just go with the herd and buy my shit from Walmart and Amazon. Fuck it. I hope you die.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at June 21, 2024 05:28 PM (DTX3h)

81
Air
Line
Pilots
Organization

Sounds better.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at June 21, 2024 05:28 PM (qZEuM)

82
Do they get NeverTrumpers from a warehouse? They all look interchangeable.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 21, 2024 05:29 PM (MoZTd)

83 Time Blind eh?
You stupid twit.
Enjoy you life of near poverty and abject failure because you are lazy.
Idiot.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 21, 2024 05:20 PM (W/lyH)
___________________

The odds of her throwing a hissy fit when someone makes HER wait? 100%.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 21, 2024 05:26 PM (YqDXo)

Just claim the company is "paycheck blind" and call it even.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 21, 2024 05:29 PM (eoQWY)

84 I often lose track of time when I am absorbed in something interesting, like reading the comments on AoSHQ. I guess that could be classified as Time Blindness.

Fortunately, my cell phone has a clock on it, and I can set alarms to remind me when it's time to get off my ass and go do something.

Posted by: Toad-0 at June 21, 2024 05:30 PM (cct0t)

85 Jack Phillips, the Colorado baker, is being sued yet again, this time over his refusal to make a "transgender" cake, whatever that is.

_________________________

That would be a fish flavored cake with a penis.
Posted by: Orson at June 21, 2024 05:04 PM (dIske)

Jack should just render unto the leftists what they want. Burn the shit out of the cake, make the decorations unintelligible and sue them for nonpayment after delivery.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 21, 2024 05:27 PM (eoQWY
***

Since these are targeted lawsuits, it may be time for the next one bringing suit to be found face down in a Denver alley. Hypothetically of course.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 21, 2024 05:30 PM (W/lyH)

86
Out: CPT

In: GenZT

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 21, 2024 05:30 PM (MoZTd)

87 Just when you thought things couldn't get worse. That self harm manifesto is insane.

Posted by: Max Power at June 21, 2024 05:30 PM (q177U)

88 Jesus. This looks like the guy who was trying to suck my balls when I was relieving myself at the Olive Garden yesterday at lunch.

I offered him unlimited salad and bread sticks but he just wanted scrotum.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 21, 2024 05:30 PM (dmXQN)

89 That book reminds me of stuff I used to do on my blog in 2010. I had a "conservative columnist" named Frank Finger. And his Pulitzer Prize winning book was:

"The Conservatives: Why Are They Doing This To Us?"
How we could have an amazing country if it wasn't for the right wing.

Something like that. He was a true conservative.

They've been like this for a really long time.

Posted by: ... at June 21, 2024 05:31 PM (lX8VI)

90 ""cutting," in which mentally-unwell teenagers cut into their flesh and create scars to ~~alleviate depression, boredom, or feelings of self-hatred~~ draw attention to themselves.

Posted by: gp Is Committed To Doing The Important Work at June 21, 2024 05:31 PM (MvF+J)

91 >>>Although that Inman video got yoinked, it did prompt me to mosey over to his Xitter channel and I watched the glorious massive porta-potty catfight. So, kudos for that!

I added it and some other stuff to the following post, which had just been one minor story.

Posted by: ace at June 21, 2024 05:31 PM (KRtlO)

92 Bud Light. A beer I never drank and hopefully, the euro trash running it get the clap.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 21, 2024 05:31 PM (Aoykm)

93 I am a time absolutist

if the appointment is for 10 am and it's 10:01 and the doctor isn't already sitting across from me, I am outraged

well, not outraged, but certainly not happy

Posted by: Don Black at June 21, 2024 05:31 PM (/7KEl)

94 Old and busted - Cockpit
The new hotness- Pussy Pod

Posted by: Im Gumby Damn It!/George Carlins Pencil at June 21, 2024 05:31 PM (o3Uyl)

95 15 Wouldn't a transgender cake simply be a vanilla cake that pretends to be chocolate?
Posted by: Northernlurker at June 21, 2024 05:12 PM (JLq/1)

_______________________
There are similarities. But, the cake you describe is a #6 on our listings. We call it the "Rachel Dolezal Special."

Posted by: Orson at June 21, 2024 05:33 PM (dIske)

96 photo at top
guy is wearing girls eyeglass frames and his dome looks like a giant distended glans

Posted by: Don Black at June 21, 2024 05:33 PM (/7KEl)

97
All of my comments now encompass AI technology. So barf frenge.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at June 21, 2024 05:33 PM (RKVpM)

98 Isn't the "transgender" fad's 15 minutes up yet?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 21, 2024 05:34 PM (YqDXo)

99 >> The owner of an Anheuser-Busch wholesaler in the Northeast, whose child is trans,

There is no such thing. A child is either male or female. Its parents are deeply into child abuse and likely actual mutilation, and should be incarcerated permanently. An orphanage would be a better fate than having monsters for parents.

Posted by: another guy at June 21, 2024 05:34 PM (rjJqk)

100 cockpit? and no one say anything about pete buttiglieger?

Posted by: gnats local 678 at June 21, 2024 05:34 PM (CWTWj)

101
Punctuality is the courtesy of well-bred people.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 21, 2024 05:35 PM (MoZTd)

102 Nothing like a tossed salad at Olive Garden.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at June 21, 2024 05:35 PM (qZEuM)

103 Trans Ideology groomers took a page from the Catholics and are snatching kids from birth.

Posted by: Im Gumby Damn It!/George Carlins Pencil at June 21, 2024 05:35 PM (o3Uyl)

104 New expose on Twitter: Tractor Supply has gone full DEI. They now only hire black managers, donate to drag queen story hours, the whole 9 yards. CEO is of course very proud of all this.
Posted by: Ian S. at June 21, 2024 05:20 PM (FD5dr)

TS has been openly woke at least since 2022. And they are very proud of it and post it on their news letter.

Posted by: polynikes at June 21, 2024 05:35 PM (SHMXB)

105 how can a man know how a woman feels? 20 bucks same as in town har har har

Posted by: gnats local 678 at June 21, 2024 05:35 PM (CWTWj)

106 This is so fucking stupid but goddammit I still laughed.

https://tinyurl.com/y5xdhnpy

Instagram vidya.

Posted by: Robert at June 21, 2024 05:36 PM (X2Lvm)

107 The owner of an Anheuser-Busch wholesaler in the Northeast, whose child is trans,
_____________________

Of course he's in the Northeast, liberal HQ. He had to be either there or in California.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 21, 2024 05:36 PM (YqDXo)

108 "photo at top
guy is wearing girls eyeglass frames and his dome looks like a giant distended glans"

The new face of Tractor Supply?

Posted by: Toad-0 at June 21, 2024 05:36 PM (cct0t)

109 Transgender cake is pudding, right?

Posted by: chicagovota at June 21, 2024 05:36 PM (hH3ux)

110 "vanilla cake that pretends to be chocolate?"

Theobroma bicolor?
I got into a rabbit hole about cacao and its relatives. There exist chocolatiers who try to make para-chocolate from bicolor. Apparently the fruit is better.

Posted by: Captioning at June 21, 2024 05:37 PM (EuAlj)

111 This TikToker is upset that employers won't accommodate her "time blindness" aka someone who routinely shows up to work late.

----------------

"She's chronometrically-site-challenged, h8r"

Posted by: ShainS -- Make Mean Tweets Great Again! at June 21, 2024 05:37 PM (0sUXt)

112 The queerleaders should rhyme-
Bake the cake cake cake
for evil’s sake sake sake.
Or there’s a wake wake wake,
Your job we’ll take take take.
Your life’s at stake stake stake
Because we’re fake fake fake.

Posted by: Eromero at June 21, 2024 05:37 PM (o2ZRX)

113 Anthrax - Got The Time

https://youtu.be/2PzOesXCgSo

Posted by: Robert at June 21, 2024 05:37 PM (X2Lvm)

114 Someone should let the "time blind" know there's an Alarm feature on their phone. I mean, if they're interested in actually mitigating this alleged condition.

Posted by: Anti-Faucist at June 21, 2024 05:37 PM (qUkBO)

115 All of that failed plastic surgery over the years make David Duke look like the Incredible Melting Man. Fitting he should go out resembling a B-movie movie monster.

Posted by: troyriser at June 21, 2024 05:37 PM (dsdI5)

116 I have said it before, but it bears repeating. No man can ever "know" what it feels like to be a woman. Any man who thinks he can needs to pull a basketball through his nose a few times, and have someone kick him in the balls once a month for a week until he turns 60 years old. He needs to worry about walking to his car after work, he needs to beware of skeeves and pervs at all times, he needs to be constantly vigilant at all times and in all places, and he needs to remember not to tuck the edge of his skirt into his panties when he leaves the public restroom.

Then we can talk about what it feels like to be a woman.
Posted by: tcn in AK, hail to the thief at June 21, 2024 05:16 PM (cPl+1)

I peed out a kidney stone the size of my thumbnail and was an equilateral triangle. No hospital or medication, so I think I have a bit of an idea of how forcing out something bigger than the hole is. And I did also have a recurring issue (related) of chain vomiting out anything I ate or drank for 24 hours while passing other ones so violently my eyes bled. Neither of those has cute growing up phases to compensate for start of it.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 21, 2024 05:38 PM (eoQWY)

117 In a 8-1 decision, the U.S. Supreme Court ruled in a major gun rights case Friday that protective orders can bar people accused of domestic violence from owning firearms. Zackey Rahimi, a Texas man, unsuccessfully claimed it’s unconstitutional to restrict people under domestic violence protective orders from accessing firearms.

“Since the Founding, the Nation’s firearm laws have included regulations to stop individuals who threaten physical harm to others from misusing firearms,” the court’s majority opinion read.

The case was the high court’s first major firearms ruling since a 2022 decision that established a new standard for determining if gun regulations are constitutional. Friday’s ruling overturned the 5th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals decision that found the Second Amendment protects domestic abusers’ right to firearms.

Justice Clarence Thomas, the author of the 2022 decision, was the sole dissenter.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 21, 2024 05:38 PM (5g81t)

118 Te: Tractor Supply....there are lots of locally owned feed stores/ tack houses around. Use them. Anything else you need order online. Fuck those guys and support a local business at the same time.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 21, 2024 05:38 PM (Aoykm)

119 i have glasses like french has. buck 25 at dollar tree

Posted by: gnats local 678 at June 21, 2024 05:39 PM (CWTWj)

120 106 This is so fucking stupid but goddammit I still laughed.

https://tinyurl.com/y5xdhnpy

Instagram vidya.
Posted by: Robert at June 21, 2024 05:36 PM (X2Lvm)

This kind of stupidity is why Al Gore built the Internet.

Posted by: I Like at June 21, 2024 05:39 PM (JghT2)

121 Anyone who thinks period cramps are worse than getting your balls punched in needs to have their head examined.

Posted by: Max Power at June 21, 2024 05:39 PM (q177U)

122 5 Wouldn't a transgender cake simply be a vanilla cake that pretends to be chocolate?
Posted by: Northernlurker at June 21, 2024 05:12 PM (JLq/1)

_______________________
There are similarities. But, the cake you describe is a #6 on our listings. We call it the "Rachel Dolezal Special."

Posted by: Orson at June 21, 2024 05:33 PM (dIske)

You have to cut bits off and have blue icing.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 21, 2024 05:39 PM (eoQWY)

123 The Baker would make a birthday cake for the mentally ill tranny no problem. Of course they refuse to hear that part.

Posted by: polynikes at June 21, 2024 05:39 PM (SHMXB)

124 I wonder how the time blindness chick would react if her paycheck was late?

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at June 21, 2024 05:39 PM (dCP7e)

125 "OK, I'll bake your cake, but you probably won't like it."

Posted by: BillyD at June 21, 2024 05:40 PM (Zlkgj)

126 "It was really hurtful personally," the owner said. "I'm trying to understand what my kid is going through and then this happens."
_________________

Hook him up with a shrink. Pronto.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 21, 2024 05:40 PM (YqDXo)

127 Jack Phillips, the Colorado baker, is being sued yet again, this time over his refusal to make a "transgender" cake, whatever that is.

It's a cake with the boobs scooped out.

Duh.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 21, 2024 05:40 PM (guGkK)

128
With the Green Bay Packers under Lombardi, if you were five minutes early, you were late.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 21, 2024 05:40 PM (MoZTd)

129 David duke is...73. Looks 103. Face is only like 30 years old. Sad...or not at all.

Posted by: ziggggeeee at June 21, 2024 05:41 PM (K5Rdg)

130 I come from a family where punctuality is prized. My brother's ex-wife comes from a family that never did anything on time. Even she got fed up and started telling her parents that things started 30 minutes before the actual start time just to get them there close to the right time.
Posted by: huerfano

LOL! I do this with hubby-- the man will probably be late to his own funeral.

This has only been a problem since his illness began. He was always punctual before then.

Posted by: JQ at June 21, 2024 05:41 PM (njWTi)

131 93 I am a time absolutist

if the appointment is for 10 am and it's 10:01 and the doctor isn't already sitting across from me, I am outraged

well, not outraged, but certainly not happy
Posted by: Don Black at June 21, 2024 05:31 PM (/7KEl)

People being late show their disrespect, for you.

I call them on it... always.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 21, 2024 05:41 PM (xaFKb)

132 U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals decision that found the Second Amendment protects domestic abusers’ right to firearms.

Accused domestic abusers.

Posted by: polynikes at June 21, 2024 05:41 PM (SHMXB)

133 "...interviewed a girl who stopped dating for the better part of a year [8 months] because her date denigrated the BLM movement..."

Give that guy an award for removing one hyper-emotional loon from the universal dating pool for a while.

And good for you, MSNBC, for updating the nation on how uniquely perilous and traumatic dating is at this historic low. It's just so horrible and, in the past, no potential relationships ever ended over a bad date. Give yourselves an Emmy.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at June 21, 2024 05:41 PM (aXxgO)

134 32 Might be fake, but the publisher, "Penguin Classics" is totally on the nose for the Horde.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 21, 2024 05:18 PM (Q4IgG)

Big Penguin.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 21, 2024 05:41 PM (ynpvh)

135 A transgender cake would look like a cake on the outside. Almost, kinda. But with some sloppy details that alerted one that something had gone awry. The inside would be ham salad.

Posted by: Do You Like My Lady Cakeballs? at June 21, 2024 05:42 PM (JghT2)

136 Men will also never know the joy and wonder and privilege of growing another person within their own body. Protecting another soul. Nurturing another being.

It truly is wonderful.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 21, 2024 05:42 PM (3idXb)

137 132 U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals decision that found the Second Amendment protects domestic abusers’ right to firearms.

Accused domestic abusers.

Posted by: polynikes at June 21, 2024 05:41 PM (SHMXB)

Seems like for everybody EXCEPT law-abiding American citizens.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 21, 2024 05:42 PM (ynpvh)

138 MSNBC ran a story on the hardships of modern dating and interviewed a girl who stopped dating for the better part of a year because her date denigrated the BLM movement

On behalf of males everywhere and the future of humanity, thank you.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 21, 2024 05:42 PM (guGkK)

139 A Transgender Cake is one that identifies as edible, but is not.

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at June 21, 2024 05:42 PM (Rbu5d)

140 In a 8-1 decision, the U.S. Supreme Court ruled in a major gun rights case Friday that protective orders can bar people accused of domestic violence from owning firearms. Zackey Rahimi, a Texas man, unsuccessfully claimed it’s unconstitutional to restrict people under domestic violence protective orders from accessing firearms.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 21, 2024 05:38 PM (5g81t

So come the Revolution we just have to accuse the Army and Cops of Domestic Violence?

Posted by: Oldcat at June 21, 2024 05:42 PM (eoQWY)

141 131 "The Irishman" has about five minutes of dialogue on the subject.

Posted by: gp Is Committed To Doing The Important Work at June 21, 2024 05:43 PM (MvF+J)

142
Protecting another soul. Nurturing another being.

It truly is wonderful.
Posted by: nurse ratched

__________

Whoa, all the Right People say it's just a clump of cells.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 21, 2024 05:43 PM (MoZTd)

143 MSNBC ran a story on the hardships of modern dating and interviewed a girl who stopped dating for the better part of a year because her date denigrated the BLM movement

On behalf of males everywhere and the future of humanity, thank you.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 21, 2024 05:42 PM (guGkK)

I assume it was a white chick.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 21, 2024 05:43 PM (eoQWY)

144 With the Green Bay Packers under Lombardi, if you were five minutes early, you were late.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 21, 2024 05:40 PM (MoZTd)

I don’t like that either.

Posted by: polynikes at June 21, 2024 05:43 PM (SHMXB)

145 28
With the Green Bay Packers under Lombardi, if you were five minutes early, you were late.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 21, 2024 05:40 PM (MoZTd)

What the hell is goin on out there!!

-Zombie Vince Lombardi

Posted by: Im Gumby Damn It!/George Carlins Pencil at June 21, 2024 05:43 PM (o3Uyl)

146 Wasnt it the goal of the marketing geniuses at bud light to get rid of their current "frat boy" customers and replace them with someone else? They are halfway there don't give up bud light! Keep chasing that white whale.

Posted by: Mishdog at June 21, 2024 05:43 PM (CLFVv)

147 136 Men will also never know the joy and wonder and privilege of growing another person within their own body. Protecting another soul. Nurturing another being.

It truly is wonderful.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 21, 2024 05:42 PM (3idXb)

As long as you forget the morning sickness, loss of balance, restricted diet, perpetual hunger, and, of course, birthin' the baby.
This according to my wife.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 21, 2024 05:43 PM (ynpvh)

148 there are women with videos on yootoob who discuss why women are single. mostly because they want what they can't have. and if they could have someone like trump they'd still be single.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at June 21, 2024 05:44 PM (CWTWj)

149 "...interviewed a girl who stopped dating for the better part of a year [8 months] because her date denigrated the BLM movement..."
__________________

Denigrated?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 21, 2024 05:44 PM (YqDXo)

150 136 Men will also never know the joy and wonder and privilege of growing another person within their own body. Protecting another soul. Nurturing another being.

It truly is wonderful.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 21, 2024 05:42 PM (3idXb)

Yeah, but we can write our names in the snow. So God gave us some joy as well.

Posted by: The Penis Mightier at June 21, 2024 05:44 PM (JghT2)

151 Men will also never know the joy and wonder and privilege of growing another person within their own body. Protecting another soul. Nurturing another being.

It truly is wonderful.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 21, 2024 05:42 PM (3idXb)
---
Well, except I made up for this by being a good father and husband.

We all have our roles.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Not Ready for the Cart at June 21, 2024 05:44 PM (hZc6Q)

152 138 MSNBC ran a story on the hardships of modern dating and interviewed a girl who stopped dating for the better part of a year because her date denigrated the BLM movement

On behalf of males everywhere and the future of humanity, thank you.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 21, 2024 05:42 PM (guGkK)

As a matter of fact, I say she should explore her lesbian side and consider sewing on a dick.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 21, 2024 05:44 PM (ynpvh)

153
Time Blind eh?
You stupid twit.
Enjoy you life of near poverty and abject failure because you are lazy.
Idiot.

I learned from an episode of Lou Grant that some Indian tribes had no concept of time and therefore could not be expected to show up "on time" when working for a white guy.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 21, 2024 05:44 PM (63Dwl)

154 Women will never know the freedom that comes with being able to take a piss almost anywhere

Posted by: Don Black at June 21, 2024 05:45 PM (/7KEl)

155 Men will also never know the joy and wonder and privilege of growing another person within their own body. Protecting another soul. Nurturing another being.

It truly is wonderful.

My nipples are spraying like two fountains just thinking of it!

Posted by: Mayor Pete at June 21, 2024 05:45 PM (guGkK)

156 "I'm trying to understand what my kid is going through and then this happens."

Your kid is going through a mental illness. You failed to provide the kid with stability so that peer pressure would not affect him to the degree it has. You should have home schooled him when you had the chance.

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at June 21, 2024 05:45 PM (Rbu5d)

157 CNN has found out today that a new Restaurant Chain is breaking service records in Delaware. The new chain is called "Uncle Brosey's Unique Food from New Guinea. President Biden says it is a family favorite.

Posted by: CNN Breaking News at June 21, 2024 05:45 PM (Wb+1f)

158 I think of a man and take away reason and accountability.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 21, 2024 05:45 PM (LkLld)

159 you guys with your innate heterochronology, you have no idea what it's like to have homochronology or time blindness

Do Better, heterochronologists. #DoBetter.

Posted by: ace at June 21, 2024 05:46 PM (KRtlO)

160 Time blindness is perfectly acceptable if you wish to life in a third world society. First world societies require effort and mutual consideration to function to the benefit of all citizens. Choose one, then adjust your attitude and/or citizenship accordingly.

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at June 21, 2024 05:46 PM (kOluj)

161 We all have our roles.
Posted by: Pug Mahon

Exactly!!!!

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 21, 2024 05:46 PM (HtVDB)

162 148 there are women with videos on yootoob who discuss why women are single. mostly because they want what they can't have. and if they could have someone like trump they'd still be single.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at June 21, 2024 05:44 PM (CWTWj)

https://youtu.be/llGvsgN17CQ

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 21, 2024 05:46 PM (ynpvh)

163 The Boeing CEO is confident his company will be able to retrieve the astronauts from the ISS just as soon as the helium leaks are resolved. He attempted to relieve some of the tension around the situation by making his remarks in a comically high voice.

Posted by: Oglebay at June 21, 2024 05:46 PM (ogTiX)

164 Ace, can we please take down that pic of David French? It's literally making me sick.

The HQ should have an ample supply of toenail fungus pics or diverticulitis animations that you could plug in instead.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 21, 2024 05:46 PM (guGkK)

165 Say what you will about David Duke...he's consistent.

Posted by: Brother Tim sez fuck cancer at June 21, 2024 05:47 PM (OUMaO)

166 >>.Ace, can we please take down that pic of David French? It's literally making me sick.

it's the whole theme of the thread

Posted by: ace at June 21, 2024 05:47 PM (KRtlO)

167 In a 8-1 decision, the U.S. Supreme Court ruled in a major gun rights case Friday that protective orders can bar people accused of domestic violence from owning firearms. Zackey Rahimi, a Texas man, unsuccessfully claimed it’s unconstitutional to restrict people under domestic violence protective orders from accessing firearms.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 21, 2024 05:38 PM (5g81t

The Left played this one well... Lawfare... They took a case of a guy who had already been convicted of threatening with a gun, and shooting a gun at someone...

Then took his guns away because of the Domestic violence order... NOT because he was a convicted felon.

So the Supremes saw a guy who should not have a gun... and upheld... setting a really really bad precedent.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 21, 2024 05:47 PM (xaFKb)

168 We all have our roles.
Posted by: Pug Mahon

Exactly!!!!
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 21, 2024 05:46 PM (HtVDB)

Yeah the traditional pacing in the hallway and handing out cigars was no picnic either.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 21, 2024 05:47 PM (eoQWY)

169 The Boeing CEO is confident his company will be able to retrieve the astronauts from the ISS just as soon as the helium leaks are resolved. He attempted to relieve some of the tension around the situation by making his remarks in a comically high voice.
Posted by: Oglebay at June 21, 2024 05:46 PM (ogTiX)

You reminded me of how over the top DEI that the movie The Martian was.

Posted by: polynikes at June 21, 2024 05:48 PM (SHMXB)

170 In all seriousness I don't identify as a man. I identify as a person. I don't get this whole gender identity. I am just some random person that happened to be born with bait and tackle. There is no internal gender spirit and this whole timeline is retarded.

Posted by: Max Power at June 21, 2024 05:48 PM (q177U)

171 re 154: i bet biden knows that is true

Posted by: gnats local 678 at June 21, 2024 05:48 PM (CWTWj)

172 this whole timeline is retarded.
Posted by: Max Power

It really is

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 21, 2024 05:49 PM (Ka3bZ)

173 yeah who wants to be next on Boeing's spaceship?

anyone?

Posted by: Don Black at June 21, 2024 05:49 PM (/7KEl)

174
The conductor Eugene Ormandy had both absolute pitch and absolute time. He could wake up and know exactly what time it was. Needing to conduct a piece to fit on the five-minute side of a 45, he finished it in 4:59.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 21, 2024 05:49 PM (MoZTd)

175 DFrench chrome dome emits 45000 lumens. I had to go grab my RayBans. Still seeing spots.

Posted by: gp Is Committed To Doing The Important Work at June 21, 2024 05:49 PM (MvF+J)

176 164 Ace, can we please take down that pic of David French? It's literally making me sick.

The HQ should have an ample supply of toenail fungus pics or diverticulitis animations that you could plug in instead.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 21, 2024 05:46 PM (guGkK)

Would some Yoko as background music be equally soothing?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 21, 2024 05:50 PM (ynpvh)

177 Yeah the traditional pacing in the hallway and handing out cigars was no picnic either.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 21, 2024 05:47 PM (eoQWY)

I was told my father watched the Blue Angels from the Hospital roof while I was being born.

Posted by: polynikes at June 21, 2024 05:50 PM (SHMXB)

178 "how over the top DEI that the movie The Martian was.
Posted by: polynikes"

You now remember when they made the Korean-American character Park, a white blonde woman; and how they BLACKED an Indian character.
Yeah, The Martian was an okay movie, but the casting was a DEI joke.

Posted by: Captioning at June 21, 2024 05:50 PM (7ZsIH)

179 In all seriousness I don't identify as a man. I identify as a person. I don't get this whole gender identity. I am just some random person that happened to be born with bait and tackle. There is no internal gender spirit and this whole timeline is retarded.
Posted by: Max Power at June 21, 2024 05:48 PM (q177U)

I remember Knowles in a debate with a trans simp woman saying "I identify as the person who is right on this particular issue"

Posted by: Oldcat at June 21, 2024 05:50 PM (eoQWY)

180 173 yeah who wants to be next on Boeing's spaceship?

anyone?

Posted by: Don Black at June 21, 2024 05:49 PM (/7KEl)

Depends if I'm heavily insurable at a reasonable price under those circumstances.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 21, 2024 05:50 PM (ynpvh)

181 @93

>>if the appointment is for 10 am and it's 10:01 and the doctor isn't already sitting across from me, I am outraged

As the saying goes, if you're early, you're on time; if you're on-time you're late; if you're late you're fired.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 21, 2024 05:50 PM (XV/Pl)

182 Time blind?

You make time for what is important.

If her paycheck was late, she wouldn't accept that.

You can call me a lot of things but never late for dinner.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 21, 2024 05:51 PM (b7uni)

183 I was told my father watched the Blue Angels from the Hospital roof while I was being born.
Posted by: polynikes at June 21, 2024 05:50 PM (SHMXB)

Um, that's not really why he was on the roof, son.

Posted by: Mother Polynikes at June 21, 2024 05:51 PM (guGkK)

184 Re: that silly bint who's always late

if she put as much energy into being on time as she did coming up with all that explanatory gibberish, she might make some progress

silly girl
would not hire

Posted by: Don Black at June 21, 2024 05:51 PM (/7KEl)

185 The "scars on your arms" does not refer to cutting. It refers to the harvesting of skin from the arms to "craft" a fake labia or penis.

It makes the poem even more degenerate.

Posted by: Jake Speed at June 21, 2024 05:51 PM (Vu1jV)

186 166 >>.Ace, can we please take down that pic of David French? It's literally making me sick.

it's the whole theme of the thread
Posted by: ace at June 21, 2024 05:47 PM (KRtlO)

Been meaning to mention it, but would you consider just running an entirely different kind of blog? Maybe one focused on marmots. This blog just kinda bums me out.

Posted by: Never Hurts To Ask at June 21, 2024 05:53 PM (JghT2)

187 Representing over 70,000 pilots globally...

Actually, it appears that they are representing just perverts and weak emotional women.

ALPA collaborates with a United Nations agency on its policies.

Because the United Nations has a rich history in aviation breakthroughs and policy.

...several terms and phrases to avoid, particularly "masculine generalizations," to promote inclusion and equity.

Orwellian. Inclusion is now defined as to when you exclude certain terms and phrases.

... "inclusive language in communications is essential ... and is an important factor in maintaining flight safety."

Please show your work in how saying the word "cockpit" causes planes to crash into mountainsides.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at June 21, 2024 05:53 PM (kipvl)

188 185 The "scars on your arms" does not refer to cutting. It refers to the harvesting of skin from the arms to "craft" a fake labia or penis.

---
Ugh
*brain bleach bath*

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 21, 2024 05:53 PM (Ka3bZ)

189 Been meaning to mention it, but would you consider just running an entirely different kind of blog? Maybe one focused on marmots. This blog just kinda bums me out.
Posted by: Never Hurts To Ask at June 21, 2024 05:53 PM (JghT2)

Ace of Marmots has a ring to it.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 21, 2024 05:54 PM (eoQWY)

190 As much as some here like Chesterton ... and I don't, make no bones about it ... I do like C.S. Lewis. And here's what ol' C.S. had to say about David French, Obama, "W", and even the cabal that pulls the strings on Biden ...

Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.

C.S. explains everything in that one paragraph. Human Nature 101.

Posted by: Its Always Been This Way at June 21, 2024 05:54 PM (+uTtZ)

191
A face badly in need of a gist if ever there was one

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 21, 2024 05:54 PM (xG4kz)

192 186 I yield to no man in my enthusiasm for marmots, yet I most strongly object against the proposal at 186.

Posted by: gp Is Committed To Doing The Important Work at June 21, 2024 05:54 PM (MvF+J)

193 186 166 >>.Ace, can we please take down that pic of David French? It's literally making me sick.

it's the whole theme of the thread
Posted by: ace at June 21, 2024 05:47 PM (KRtlO)

Been meaning to mention it, but would you consider just running an entirely different kind of blog? Maybe one focused on marmots. This blog just kinda bums me out.

Posted by: Never Hurts To Ask at June 21, 2024 05:53 PM (JghT2)

Anal Otters. Rapey Dolphins.
Oh, you mean what you WANT to see as animals...
Well, then, how about some cursing penguins?
https://youtu.be/t2kD6tvLESA?si=VeEThbP0O7NWBICy

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 21, 2024 05:54 PM (ynpvh)

194 "entirely different kind of blog? Maybe one focused on marmots"

Well not everyone likes Marmot on toast... some say it's too salty or doesn't go well with breakfast

Posted by: Emily Litella at June 21, 2024 05:55 PM (7ZsIH)

195 one thing i've noticed is that when you're on time the bus is late, when you're slightly late you get to watch the bus go by from half a block away

Posted by: gnats local 678 at June 21, 2024 05:55 PM (CWTWj)

196 >> Please show your work in how saying the word "cockpit" causes planes to crash into mountainsides.

We’re pretty sure it causes helium leaks.

Posted by: Boeing at June 21, 2024 05:55 PM (rjJqk)

197 Ace of Marmots has a ring to it.
Posted by: Oldcat

Would that make us a Horde of Marmotrons?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 21, 2024 05:55 PM (Ka3bZ)

198 176 Would some Yoko as background music be equally soothing?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 21, 2024 05:50 PM (ynpvh)

I'm thinking that this latest track from Hard Men Working Hard would be more appropriate. In fact, they should've included him in it.

https://youtu.be/4FCM3UksfIs

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at June 21, 2024 05:55 PM (DTX3h)

199 I would think pilots would be more concerned about jab injuries...but whatever...

Posted by: Stateless at June 21, 2024 05:55 PM (jvJvP)

200 191
A face badly in need of a gist if ever there was one

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 21, 2024 05:54 PM (xG4kz)

i don't get the gist of it.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 21, 2024 05:56 PM (ynpvh)

201 Been meaning to mention it, but would you consider just running an entirely different kind of blog? Maybe one focused on marmots. This blog just kinda bums me out.
Posted by: Never Hurts To Ask

The screaming Olympic Park marmots!!!

https://tinyurl.com/r5k292bs

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 21, 2024 05:56 PM (Rem44)

202 Cultural Marxists are on a Lawfare binge to get you on it as well or pay the price

Posted by: Skip at June 21, 2024 05:56 PM (fwDg9)

203 Men will never know how to be as self-congratulatory as a woman, that's for sure!

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at June 21, 2024 05:56 PM (Vp+Xo)

204 ... "inclusive language in communications is essential ... and is an important factor in maintaining flight safety."

Please show your work in how saying the word "cockpit" causes planes to crash into mountainsides.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at June 21, 2024 05:53 PM (kipvl)

I'd say it is a smidge less important than the skill and attention to duty of the pilot though.

I denounce myself.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 21, 2024 05:57 PM (eoQWY)

205 The marmots are pimps. They could never have outfought the pottos.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 21, 2024 05:57 PM (guGkK)

206 Seems to me ... and I get the tongue in cheek nature of the "marmots" request ... that it gets to an underlying truth.

The entire "this is too unpleasant" line is pretty much straight from the Romney Wars. Now lets talk vigilantes.

Posted by: Its Always Been This Way at June 21, 2024 05:57 PM (+uTtZ)

207 don't we all feel sorry for the tranny who complains that his vagina has a bad odor? no?

Posted by: gnats local 678 at June 21, 2024 05:58 PM (CWTWj)

208 This TikToker is upset that employers won't accommodate her "time blindness" aka someone who routinely shows up to work late.
---
This is just beyond my comprehension. I have a very well-honed time sense. It's kind of spooky sometimes.

I set the timer on the microwave when I'm cooking something in the oven. I go check on it within a minute or two of the timer going off without even looking at a clock.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 21, 2024 05:58 PM (BpYfr)

209 >>> "OK, I'll bake your cake, but you probably won't like it."

Posted by: BillyD

>If you're gonna inject in a dollop of horseradish, toss in a couple of measures of roast beef. Thank you.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 21, 2024 05:58 PM (dmXQN)

210
You can just fook right off, auto-encumber

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 21, 2024 05:59 PM (xG4kz)

211 >>The "scars on your arms" does not refer to cutting. It refers to the harvesting of skin from the arms to "craft" a fake labia or penis.

I've seen pictures. Barbaric.

Anyone who calls this kind of butchery "gender affirming" or some other stupid shit is a fucking monster.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 21, 2024 05:59 PM (LkLld)

212 because her date denigrated the BLM movement

DenigWHAT?!

Posted by: commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at June 21, 2024 05:59 PM (rhtv8)

213 207 don't we all feel sorry for the tranny who complains that his vagina has a bad odor? no?

Posted by: gnats local 678 at June 21, 2024 05:58 PM (CWTWj)

Well, that's 'cause it ain't.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 21, 2024 05:59 PM (ynpvh)

214 don't we all feel sorry for the tranny who complains that his vagina has a bad odor? no?
Posted by: gnats local 678 at June 21, 2024 05:58 PM (CWTWj)

You know what else smells bad? An open, suppurating wound.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 21, 2024 06:00 PM (guGkK)

215 Time blind?

What happened to audible alarm clocks?

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at June 21, 2024 06:00 PM (kipvl)

216 'The entire "this is too unpleasant" line'

If we can extract outrageously ribald entertainment from it, it becomes far easier to endure.

Posted by: gp Is Committed To Doing The Important Work at June 21, 2024 06:00 PM (MvF+J)

217 One thing The Volstead act killed, or Prohibition, was the idea of a brand-sponsored bar. They still do that in Europe. You can’t get a wide range of beers from their competitors. So what?

So “Bud Light” shouldn’t matter anyway. Anybody that still drinks beer switched to Corona or Blatz or whatever. Who cares? Good beer should not be politicized or used for twisted purposes. Stupid

Posted by: Common Tater at June 21, 2024 06:00 PM (Y3a0d)

218
"On His Time Blindness" is the one lost poem of John Milton that most scholars agree should mercifully remain lost.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 21, 2024 06:00 PM (xG4kz)

219 If my date ever orders lobster, I denigrate BLM and crawl out the men's room window before the check comes.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov, now, where does a war hero get some lubrication around here? at June 21, 2024 06:00 PM (wBaIH)

220 50 "Time blind?" WTF?

Clocks are *everywhere* and on damned near *everything* li'l girl! No excuses!
Posted by: JQ at June 21, 2024 05:20 PM (njWTi)

True "time blindness" would mean she'd show up early, too.
Somehow, I don't think that happens.
She is just a lazy narcissist.

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at June 21, 2024 06:00 PM (Rbu5d)

221 209 >>> "OK, I'll bake your cake, but you probably won't like it."

Posted by: BillyD

>If you're gonna inject in a dollop of horseradish, toss in a couple of measures of roast beef. Thank you.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 21, 2024 05:58 PM (dmXQN)

My older one 2x wanted a stuffing cake with cranberry filling. So I made it for him. Went well with the gravy poured on top as frosting.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 21, 2024 06:00 PM (ynpvh)

222 "His vagina" never gets old.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 21, 2024 06:00 PM (guGkK)

223 "Airman's Certificate": the FAA issued mine -- my pilot's license -- when I passed my checkride in the 1990s; even the females pilots were proud to earn theirs.

What the hell is it called now?

Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at June 21, 2024 06:01 PM (yoPDz)

224 re 214: h8r

Posted by: gnats local 678 at June 21, 2024 06:01 PM (CWTWj)

225 his vagina has a bad odor?

Mando? Or Lume?

Posted by: commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at June 21, 2024 06:01 PM (rhtv8)

226 219 If my date ever orders lobster, I denigrate BLM and crawl out the men's room window before the check comes.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov, now, where does a war hero get some lubrication around here? at June 21, 2024 06:00 PM (wBaIH)

Intercept the waiter, tell him to serve a shrimp and say the shrimp identified as a lobster...

Posted by: Bad Ideas at June 21, 2024 06:02 PM (ynpvh)

227
MSNBC ran a story on the hardships of modern dating and interviewed a girl who stopped dating for the better part of a year because her date denigrated the BLM movement

On behalf of males everywhere and the future of humanity, thank you.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 21, 2024 05:42 PM (guGkK)

I assume it was a white chick.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 21, 2024 05:43 PM (eoQWY)

And $10 says she lives in Manhattan. Another $10 that she's a personal friend of the reporter... because journalists are lazy fucktards who interview their friends, and write it up as if the rest of the world revolves around their coffee klatch.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 21, 2024 06:02 PM (n+4am)

228 One thing The Volstead act killed, or Prohibition, was the idea of a brand-sponsored bar. They still do that in Europe. You can’t get a wide range of beers from their competitors. So what?

So “Bud Light” shouldn’t matter anyway. Anybody that still drinks beer switched to Corona or Blatz or whatever. Who cares? Good beer should not be politicized or used for twisted purposes. Stupid
Posted by: Common Tater at June 21, 2024 06:00 PM (Y3a0d)

We do that here for soda sales. Nobody has coke and pepsi.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 21, 2024 06:02 PM (eoQWY)

229 225 his vagina has a bad odor?

Mando? Or Lume?

Posted by: commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at June 21, 2024 06:01 PM (rhtv

Preparation H.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 21, 2024 06:02 PM (ynpvh)

230 Showing up late for work is called time blindness now? Everyone is a victim these days.

Posted by: Tuna at June 21, 2024 06:02 PM (oaGWv)

231 Marmots come out of the sky and they stand there!

Posted by: Yes at June 21, 2024 06:03 PM (mH6SG)

232 MSNBC ran a story on the hardships of modern dating and interviewed a girl who stopped dating for the better part of a year because her date denigrated the BLM movement

On behalf of males everywhere and the future of humanity, thank you.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 21, 2024 05:42 PM (guGkK)

I assume it was a white chick.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 21, 2024 05:43 PM (eoQWY)

And $10 says she lives in Manhattan. Another $10 that she's a personal friend of the reporter... because journalists are lazy fucktards who interview their friends, and write it up as if the rest of the world revolves around their coffee klatch.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 21, 2024 06:02 PM (n+4am)

Another 10er says that her face, body and attitude explain her lack of dating opportunities far better than BLM rage.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 21, 2024 06:03 PM (eoQWY)

233 Marmots come out of the sky and they stand there!
Posted by: Yes at June 21, 2024 06:03 PM (mH6SG)

Yes was also not time blind, as 24 before they'd be there for you.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 21, 2024 06:04 PM (eoQWY)

234 "Anyone who thinks period cramps are worse than getting your balls punched in needs to have their head examined."

Depends on the cramps and depends on how hard you punch, I would think.

Some women get them so bad that it makes them vomit, others don't.

There's also the matter of duration and intensity: if it's just a light punch every hour or so, surely that wouldn't be too much different than the feeling of getting a charlie horse in one's belly.

Unfortunately there's no real way to test any of this...

Posted by: FeatherBlade at June 21, 2024 06:05 PM (hB7mE)

235 If your petri dish vulva smells like a mackerel, you might consider finding a new Turkish plastic surgeon.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 21, 2024 06:06 PM (dmXQN)

236 232

Another 10er says that her face, body and attitude explain her lack of dating opportunities far better than BLM rage.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 21, 2024 06:03 PM (eoQWY)
...
She's got a tackle box face,
With Danger hair...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 21, 2024 06:06 PM (ynpvh)

237 >>>We do that here for soda sales. Nobody has coke and pepsi.
Posted by: Oldcat
---------------------------

Wonder what they would do if McDonald's balked and said, all or none.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 21, 2024 06:06 PM (bQ/08)

238 235 If your petri dish vulva smells like a mackerel, you might consider finding a new Turkish plastic surgeon.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 21, 2024 06:06 PM (dmXQN)

Probably was a plastic sturgeon.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 21, 2024 06:06 PM (ynpvh)

239 "Women will never know the freedom that comes with being able to take a piss almost anywhere"

Or to wait, and wait, and wait to take a partial piss because of BPH.

Posted by: Anti-Faucist at June 21, 2024 06:07 PM (qUkBO)

240 237 >>>We do that here for soda sales. Nobody has coke and pepsi.
Posted by: Oldcat
---------------------------

Wonder what they would do if McDonald's balked and said, all or none.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 21, 2024 06:06 PM (bQ/0

'Ceptin' the stores.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 21, 2024 06:07 PM (ynpvh)

241 Time Blindness was a year long bit on the Howard Stern show with Benji claiming to have that condition.

Posted by: polynikes at June 21, 2024 06:07 PM (SHMXB)

242 The Boeing CEO is confident his company will be able to retrieve the astronauts from the ISS just as soon as the helium leaks are resolved.

Any time line for when the helium leaks are resolved? I don't have a calculator for converting calendar time into units of "resolved helium leaks".

Besides, does this mean that Boeing will ignore any other No Go conditions once the helium leaks are resolved?

Is critical thinking dead?

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at June 21, 2024 06:07 PM (kipvl)

243 Sio the LGBQXYZ community that is all about SEX and showing off what your sex kink is complaining about a general term that might be construed as a sex term?

Posted by: Skip at June 21, 2024 06:07 PM (fwDg9)

244 242 The Boeing CEO is confident his company will be able to retrieve the astronauts from the ISS just as soon as the helium leaks are resolved.

Any time line for when the helium leaks are resolved? I don't have a calculator for converting calendar time into units of "resolved helium leaks".

Besides, does this mean that Boeing will ignore any other No Go conditions once the helium leaks are resolved?

Is critical thinking dead?

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at June 21, 2024 06:07 PM (kipvl)

it's been beaten, raped, and left for dead.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 21, 2024 06:08 PM (ynpvh)

245 I was told my father watched the Blue Angels from the Hospital roof while I was being born.

Posted by: polynikes at June 21, 2024 05:50 PM (SHMXB)

My second grandson has the whole family freaked out.
I swear he is my dad. Who passed while he was an Embryo.
He doesn't know for sure but he challenges G.Grandma as to where G.G Jim is (his Urn is in the closet).
Claims he knew her parents "before you were anything" talking to me.
Claims that the Star Spangled Banner was the song playing when my dad died.
Pointed to a pic of my dad as a toddler and declared that it was was a picture of him.
It goes on and on.
He almost 4 now and still doing it.

Posted by: Reforger at June 21, 2024 06:08 PM (xcIvR)

246 >>The "scars on your arms" does not refer to cutting. It refers to the harvesting of skin from the arms to "craft" a fake labia or penis.

I've seen pictures. Barbaric.

Anyone who calls this kind of butchery "gender affirming" or some other stupid shit is a fucking monster.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 21, 2024 05:59 PM (LkLld)

We are supporting Nazis in Ukraine and Mengele's in our hospitals. I was worried when all the Gulf War dudes were talking up Rommel - hey guys, guess what the DUDE LOST.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 21, 2024 06:09 PM (eoQWY)

247 David French is so gay he should have his own stripe on the gay flag.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 21, 2024 06:09 PM (Nyuea)

248 The world's largest airline pilot union, Air Line Pilots Association, Int'l (ALPA), has urged the aviation community to stop using terms considered offensive to women and LGBTQ individuals, such as "cockpit."

Front Hole Flyers ?

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 21, 2024 06:09 PM (NtVYv)

249 Howdy, afternoon folk,

I'd never seen a pic of David French before. It startled me. In basic outline -- not the simpering smile, no, but the shape of the head, the glasses, and the beard -- he looks much like my former boss. For a second I thought Ace was about to relate a story involving *him*! He's an economist, yes, but a solid Trump supporter, and a Jew, so he'd brook none of that nonsense about Hamas being victims.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 21, 2024 06:09 PM (omVj0)

250 222 "His vagina" never gets old.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)

Those "vaginas" never heal. The body keeps trying to close the wound that the fake woman is trying to keep open. Endless cycle.

Posted by: Tuna at June 21, 2024 06:09 PM (oaGWv)

251 Musk will send them a tanker full of helium so they may refill before reentry.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 21, 2024 06:09 PM (bQ/08)

252 /Mansplains

Gave up dating is code for no one asked me out.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 21, 2024 06:10 PM (xaFKb)

253 245 I was told my father watched the Blue Angels from the Hospital roof while I was being born.

I read that totally wrong.

Posted by: Reforger at June 21, 2024 06:10 PM (xcIvR)

254 245 I was told my father watched the Blue Angels from the Hospital roof while I was being born.

Posted by: polynikes at June 21, 2024 05:50 PM (SHMXB)

My second grandson has the whole family freaked out.
I swear he is my dad. Who passed while he was an Embryo.
He doesn't know for sure but he challenges G.Grandma as to where G.G Jim is (his Urn is in the closet).
Claims he knew her parents "before you were anything" talking to me.
Claims that the Star Spangled Banner was the song playing when my dad died.
Pointed to a pic of my dad as a toddler and declared that it was was a picture of him.
It goes on and on.
He almost 4 now and still doing it.

Posted by: Reforger at June 21, 2024 06:08 PM (xcIvR)

I have heard stories like that.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 21, 2024 06:10 PM (ynpvh)

255 Speaking of smelly manginas, Mitt Romney has been awfully quiet lately. He's usually good for a Sunday morning show backstabbing of Republicans about once every month or two. Haven't heard anything from him in ages it seems. Which is remarkable in an election year where Trump is running.

Posted by: Anti-Faucist at June 21, 2024 06:11 PM (qUkBO)

256 248 The world's largest airline pilot union, Air Line Pilots Association, Int'l (ALPA), has urged the aviation community to stop using terms considered offensive to women and LGBTQ individuals, such as "cockpit."

Front Hole Flyers ?

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 21, 2024 06:09 PM (NtVYv)

So it's urethra from now on?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 21, 2024 06:11 PM (ynpvh)

257 That picture up top is bilious, Ace.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 21, 2024 06:12 PM (/4jGt)

258 I was told my father watched the Blue Angels from the Hospital roof while I was being born.

I read that totally wrong.
Posted by: Reforger at June 21, 2024 06:10 PM (xcIvR)

Glad you did. I like those kind of creepy stories .

Posted by: polynikes at June 21, 2024 06:12 PM (SHMXB)

259 You won't be "time blind" when you're livin in a van down by the river!
-Zombie Matt Foley

Posted by: Im Gumby Damn It!/George Carlins Pencil at June 21, 2024 06:12 PM (o3Uyl)

260 "That made her swear off going on dates with men for about eight months."

Sounds like (a) a break for the male population, and (b) a good start, keep it up.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 21, 2024 06:12 PM (omVj0)

261 That picture up top is bilious, Ace.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 21, 2024 06:12 PM (/4jGt)
----------
The Oh God of Hangovers?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at June 21, 2024 06:13 PM (3Fz6p)

262 Jim, there was a movie in the late 1980s about some guy who was reincarnated and ended up meeting the widow's daughter... and the widow.
Amazingly it wasn't a Manga first.

Posted by: (7ZsIH) at June 21, 2024 06:13 PM (7ZsIH)

263 Frenchy looks like a penis with hairy balls

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 21, 2024 06:13 PM (NtVYv)

264 262 Jim, there was a movie in the late 1980s about some guy who was reincarnated and ended up meeting the widow's daughter... and the widow.
Amazingly it wasn't a Manga first.

Posted by: (7ZsIH) at June 21, 2024 06:13 PM (7ZsIH)

"Chances Are"?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 21, 2024 06:13 PM (ynpvh)

265 French looks like a boiled egg.

Posted by: Northernlurker at June 21, 2024 06:14 PM (JLq/1)

266 My second grandson has the whole family freaked out.
I swear he is my dad. Who passed while he was an Embryo.
He doesn't know for sure but he challenges G.Grandma as to where G.G Jim is (his Urn is in the closet).
Claims he knew her parents "before you were anything" talking to me.
Claims that the Star Spangled Banner was the song playing when my dad died.
Pointed to a pic of my dad as a toddler and declared that it was was a picture of him.
It goes on and on.
He almost 4 now and still doing it.

Posted by: Reforger at June 21, 2024 06:08 PM (xcIvR)

I like this story

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 21, 2024 06:14 PM (NtVYv)

267 170 In all seriousness I don't identify as a man. I identify as a person. I don't get this whole gender identity. I am just some random person that happened to be born with bait and tackle. There is no internal gender spirit and this whole timeline is retarded.

Posted by: Max Power at June 21, 2024 05:48 PM (q177U)

++++
This is the correct perspective. There is no "feel" to being a man as there is no "feel" to being a woman. You just are. I wouldn't even know how I would even have a sense of being anything different than I am. It is bullshit all the way around the block.

Posted by: washrivergal at June 21, 2024 06:14 PM (4SnFm)

268 Speaking of smelly manginas, Mitt Romney has been awfully quiet lately.
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Dapper Dan has been out of stock in the Senate Mercentile and Dry Goods.

He can't go out in public without a dap of the Dapper.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 21, 2024 06:14 PM (Nyuea)

269 263 Frenchy looks like a penis with hairy balls

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 21, 2024 06:13 PM (NtVYv)

Naw, that's 'jus his scrota.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 21, 2024 06:14 PM (ynpvh)

270 The case was the high court’s first major firearms ruling since a 2022 decision that established a new standard for determining if gun regulations are constitutional. Friday’s ruling overturned the 5th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals decision that found the Second Amendment protects domestic abusers’ right to firearms.

Justice Clarence Thomas, the author of the 2022 decision, was the sole dissenter.
Posted by: rickb223
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Thomas dissent was simple - if they are making threats then charge them with a crime.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 21, 2024 06:14 PM (cOq4q)

271 The Oh God of Hangovers?
Posted by: Captain Obvious

Luckily there aren't many women who ever wake up having to see that, first thing every morning. Least of all Mrs French.

Posted by: (7ZsIH) at June 21, 2024 06:14 PM (7ZsIH)

272 . "inclusive language in communications is essential ... and is an important factor in maintaining flight safety."
___________________

Please elaborate on the connection between the two.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 21, 2024 06:15 PM (YqDXo)

273 Speaking of smelly manginas, Mitt Romney has been awfully quiet lately. He's usually good for a Sunday morning show backstabbing of Republicans about once every month or two. Haven't heard anything from him in ages it seems. Which is remarkable in an election year where Trump is running.
Posted by: Anti-Faucist at June 21, 2024 06:11 PM (qUkBO)

You missed he just recently came out and said the same thing that Paul Ryan did about Trump and character. I wish someone would ask either whether they think Biden and the Dems have more character.

Posted by: polynikes at June 21, 2024 06:15 PM (SHMXB)

274 Duke looks like he's wearing a mask. My gosh.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 21, 2024 06:15 PM (omVj0)

275 Frenchy looks like a penis with hairy balls
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He looks like he just pumped the neighbors' dog.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 21, 2024 06:15 PM (YqDXo)

276 >>>Probably was a plastic sturgeon.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

>I see what you did there, but if we continue with the fish puns, the fish industry will become unhinged by your maritime jocularity.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 21, 2024 06:16 PM (dmXQN)

277 Jim, I think that was the one. I saw it on an airplane trip. I vaguely remember it being, um, not good

Posted by: (7ZsIH) at June 21, 2024 06:16 PM (7ZsIH)

278 nood, in case there's anyone still down here

Posted by: FeatherBlade at June 21, 2024 06:16 PM (hB7mE)

279 On the question of what hurts worse, childbirth or getting kicked in the balls?

Generally, no man has signed up to get kicked in the balls again a year or so later after being kicked.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 21, 2024 06:16 PM (Nyuea)

280 renchy looks like a penis with hairy balls
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 21, 2024 06:13 PM

Actually, it's the scrotum that's hirsute, not the testicles.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at June 21, 2024 06:16 PM (/4jGt)

281 270 The case was the high court’s first major firearms ruling since a 2022 decision that established a new standard for determining if gun regulations are constitutional. Friday’s ruling overturned the 5th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals decision that found the Second Amendment protects domestic abusers’ right to firearms.

Justice Clarence Thomas, the author of the 2022 decision, was the sole dissenter.
Posted by: rickb223
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Thomas dissent was simple - if they are making threats then charge them with a crime.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 21, 2024 06:14 PM (cOq4q)

It's just too easy in some states (Kali) to make a false accusation, get a Gun Violence Restraining Order (GVRO) and strip someone of their rights with no downside for the false accuser/perjurer.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 21, 2024 06:16 PM (ynpvh)

282 So how do you help someone with time blindness? Give them their paycheck 2 or 3 days after it is payday.

Posted by: Darth Randall at June 21, 2024 06:16 PM (f1kZG)

283 "inclusive language in communications is essential ... and is an important factor in maintaining flight safety."
___________________

Please elaborate on the connection between the two.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 21, 2024 06:15 PM (YqDXo)

If the pilot is in a snit about being misgendered, Xe might forget the controls and fly into an office building in the flight path.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 21, 2024 06:17 PM (eoQWY)

284 255 Speaking of smelly manginas, Mitt Romney has been awfully quiet lately. He's usually good for a Sunday morning show backstabbing of Republicans about once every month or two. Haven't heard anything from him in ages it seems. Which is remarkable in an election year where Trump is running.
Posted by: Anti-Faucist at June 21, 2024 06:11 PM (qUkBO)

Mittens cant help himself.

Mitt Romney still refuses to vote for Donald Trump after meeting him: ‘I draw a line

Posted by: Im Gumby Damn It!/George Carlins Pencil at June 21, 2024 06:17 PM (o3Uyl)

285 282 So how do you help someone with time blindness? Give them their paycheck 2 or 3 days after it is payday.
Posted by: Darth Randall at June 21, 2024 06:16 PM (f1kZG)

Ureeka you found the cure! Short their hours and see if they can notice..

Posted by: Im Gumby Damn It!/George Carlins Pencil at June 21, 2024 06:18 PM (o3Uyl)

286 On the question of what hurts worse, childbirth or getting kicked in the balls?

Generally, no man has signed up to get kicked in the balls again a year or so later after being kicked.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 21, 2024 06:16 PM (Nyuea)

Plus no upside before and after the incident.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 21, 2024 06:19 PM (eoQWY)

287 I have a very well-honed time sense. It's kind of spooky sometimes.

I set the timer on the microwave when I'm cooking something in the oven. I go check on it within a minute or two of the timer going off without even looking at a clock.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 21, 2024

***
My stage training and my years in radio have set mine up pretty well too. Well, that and the watch I wear on my wrist all the time.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 21, 2024 06:20 PM (omVj0)

288 This French guy, up his nostril is a tiny demon, hiding behind a rainbow colored round ball of snot.

Also he has a disturbing air of, blackmail and other grift tactics.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at June 21, 2024 06:21 PM (J8LnB)

289 If you can’t be bothered to show up on time

Why should they be bothered to pay you on time?

This could be fun! “Where’s my paycheck?”

Posted by: Common Tater at June 21, 2024 06:21 PM (Y3a0d)

290 Dammit ace, that David fwench stuff was all too believable.

Posted by: Outside of Life at June 21, 2024 06:21 PM (89Sog)

291
Generally, no man has signed up to get kicked in the balls again a year or so later after being kicked.

Is this a variation of the proverb: "There is nothing new learned from the second kick of the mule." ?

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at June 21, 2024 06:22 PM (kipvl)

292 NOOD NOOD

Posted by: Max Power at June 21, 2024 06:23 PM (q177U)

293 Actually the "scarrs on you arms" may refer to something even more horrible than cutting; a phalloplasty where they actually remove flesh from the arm to create a fake meat penis. It's a very disfiguring operation, you can google it if you want but make sure you have an empty stomach.

Posted by: Mr Know it All at June 21, 2024 07:09 PM (17ALo)

294 Emmanuel Cakestein-- this man serves a certain purpose to them; will be suing him until the heat death of the universe most probably

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