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Wolf In Wolf's Clothing Cafe

shibuyaskymakoofilms.jpg
Shibuya Sky
by Makoo films on Instagram
Shibuya is a financial and commercial ward in Tokyo

Like Daniel in the lion's den.

Tuesday zen.

This video of a panda falling is a "cheap fake" spread by "right-wing media disinformation agents." Pandas are the most majestic and graceful creatures on God's earth and can also take you behind the woodshed for some vigorous mentally-acute fisticuffs.

ICYMI: Best magic trick.

Latrine John-Pissoir: There are no bears invading your home. That's just disinformation spread by the right-wing media.

Also Latrine John-Pissoir: There are no repeat bear criminals. This is a cheap fake.


Funny: Albanian fans tweak Italian fans by breaking spaghetti, and the Italians play along and cry in horror to see their beloved pasta so abused.

Bloodhound watching The Grinch with some concern.

Lemon shark likes nose rubs.

No big deal, just shooing off a shark.

This country is so rich even cows and camels get to ride on the zipline.

Dolphin swimming ahead of the catamaran.

I posted this last week but the link wasn't working: Parrot shows German shepherd that he's not the best watchdog in the house.

Puffin conference. They're discussing things of importance to all puffinhood.

Horse really likes Stevie Nicks.

"Booping the puma," if you catch my meaning.

Tiger and cub.




Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 07:30 PM




Comments

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1 1st?

Posted by: Kim Jong Un at June 18, 2024 08:02 PM (MvF+J)

2
Took a nap.

Know what feels good?

A nap.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 18, 2024 08:03 PM (MoZTd)

3 Hi

Posted by: Ciampino - Tue Update #03 at June 18, 2024 08:03 PM (qfLjt)

4 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at June 18, 2024 08:05 PM (fwDg9)

5 Pandas seem to be the vaudeville of the animal world

Posted by: Skip at June 18, 2024 08:07 PM (fwDg9)

6 Corgis called.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 18, 2024 08:07 PM (AMBt6)

7 Game 5
In Sunrise
Go Cats

Posted by: browndog wants to see this end tonight at June 18, 2024 08:07 PM (P5Jg6)

8 ""Booping the puma," if you catch my meaning."

You can tell how much he loves that. Keep doing that.

Posted by: gp's Rapid Unscheduled Disassembly at June 18, 2024 08:08 PM (MvF+J)

9 Except some night the wolf will rip the guys heart out and eat it

Posted by: Skip at June 18, 2024 08:08 PM (fwDg9)

10 Puffins >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> penguins

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 18, 2024 08:08 PM (AMBt6)

11 Good evening, horde.

All those city lights. Pretty, in a way, but makes me feel kinda stressed.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 18, 2024 08:09 PM (OX9vb)

12 Cafe !. A glass of wine and a clean ashtray. Raising a glass to me this evening. 3/4 of a century.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 18, 2024 08:09 PM (7iAr4)

13 Evening.

Willow'd...

YNet: Jewish girl, 12, gang raped in Paris in apparent antisemitic attack
Three boys ages 12-14 beat girl while shouting antisemitic epithets and then raped her in an abandoned hangar; the girls ex-boyfriend accused her of hiding the fact that she was Jewish from him

https://tinyurl.com/65tphpw4

Posted by: Robert at June 18, 2024 08:09 PM (oJWxZ)

14 SpaceX - Cape Canaveral
T-14

https://www.youtube.com/live/m7vYHll94cc

Posted by: Ciampino - Tue Update #03 at June 18, 2024 08:09 PM (qfLjt)

15 Happy birthday, Ben Had!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 18, 2024 08:10 PM (u73oe)

16 Happy birthday, Ben Had?

Let me buy this round, my friend!

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 18, 2024 08:10 PM (OX9vb)

17 I look at the puffin beak, and I deduce that it eats brazil nuts. But no. "Puffins are carnivorous seabirds that eat a variety of small fish, crustaceans, mollusks, and cephalopods" Very hard mollusks.

Posted by: gp's Rapid Unscheduled Disassembly at June 18, 2024 08:11 PM (MvF+J)

18 12 Cafe !. A glass of wine and a clean ashtray. Raising a glass to me this evening. 3/4 of a century.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 18, 2024 08:09 PM (7iAr4)

👏👏👏
🥃
To many more …

Posted by: browndog {{{{Ben Had}}}} at June 18, 2024 08:11 PM (P5Jg6)

19 I've been to Shibuya. Hell of a place. And crowded.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 18, 2024 08:12 PM (8sMut)

20 YNet: Jewish girl, 12, gang raped in Paris in apparent antisemitic attack
_____

Oh no! This could help LePen, this information must be suppressed!
- Journalists

Posted by: Chuck Martel at June 18, 2024 08:12 PM (zsxJT)

21 12 Cafe !. A glass of wine and a clean ashtray. Raising a glass to me this evening. 3/4 of a century.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 18, 2024 08:09 PM (7iAr4)

Enjoy! Here's to a full century...

(clinks shot glass against screen)

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 18, 2024 08:13 PM (8sMut)

22 video of a panda falling

-
Still more graceful than Fearless Leader.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at June 18, 2024 08:13 PM (L/fGl)

23 Hmmmm…

New hash, can’t say I’m thrilled

🤨

Posted by: browndog got reset at June 18, 2024 08:13 PM (P5Jg6)

24 Isn't a puma just a cougar?

Posted by: fd at June 18, 2024 08:13 PM (vFG9F)

25 Ben Happy birthday

Posted by: Skip at June 18, 2024 08:13 PM (fwDg9)

26 fd I think so

Posted by: Skip at June 18, 2024 08:14 PM (fwDg9)

27 Ben Had, Happy Birthday!

Posted by: Mrs JTB at June 18, 2024 08:14 PM (zudum)

28 There Is Nothing More Important Than Being Gay.

Posted by: There Is Nothing More Important Than Being Gay at June 18, 2024 08:14 PM (8sMut)

29 A more important note. Does anyone remember or can find JT's last post. I have his address and am fixin to send a wellness check.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 18, 2024 08:14 PM (7iAr4)

30 Cafe !. A glass of wine and a clean ashtray. Raising a glass to me this evening. 3/4 of a century.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 18, 2024 08:09 PM (7iAr4)

Congrats, Ben Had! I am only just slightly behind you.
OK, if we were in high school, and you were a senior, you would have stuffed my lowly sophomore ass in a locker.

Posted by: RI Red at June 18, 2024 08:14 PM (HDGM5)

31 24 Isn't a puma just a cougar?
Posted by: fd at June 18, 2024 08:13 PM (vFG9F)

Mountain Lion, Catamount …

All the same critter

Posted by: browndog got reset at June 18, 2024 08:14 PM (P5Jg6)

32 There are no bears invading your home.

-
Replacement theory.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at June 18, 2024 08:15 PM (L/fGl)

33 How did lady save kangaroo? Was it down a well? Was it on a bridge railing, threatening to jump?

Posted by: gp's Rapid Unscheduled Disassembly at June 18, 2024 08:15 PM (MvF+J)

34 Pandas seem to be the vaudeville of the animal world
Posted by: Skip at June 18, 2024 08:07 PM (fwDg9)

Jack Black - Kung Food Panda

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 18, 2024 08:16 PM (NtVYv)

35 Best wishes on your b-day, Ben Had.

Posted by: Oddbob at June 18, 2024 08:17 PM (/y8xj)

36 Isn't a puma just a cougar?
Posted by: fd at June 18, 2024 08:13 PM (vFG9F)

How eager are you to find out? *Wink*

Posted by: 50 year old rich babe with fake tits at June 18, 2024 08:17 PM (/m9WB)

37 Defiant L’s @DefiantLs 5h
Sorry Mark, you gotta take this one bud.

https://tinyurl.com/nnwswu7u
Meme; Mark Cuban

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 18, 2024 08:17 PM (ZdexC)

38 Posted by: Ben Had at June 18, 2024 08:09 PM (7iAr4)

Congratulations and much love to the amazing Miss Had

Posted by: ... at June 18, 2024 08:17 PM (lX8VI)

39 John Daniel Davidson @johnddavidson 28m
Enough with these cheap fakes and selectively edited videos! Biden is fine!

RNC Research @RNCResearch 1h
BIDEN (malfunctioning): "...homeland security secretary, uhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhhuhuhuh" 😳

https://tinyurl.com/mrxnn73v
8 seconds

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 18, 2024 08:18 PM (ZdexC)

40 Happy Birthday Ben Had!

🎉🎂🎊

Posted by: fd at June 18, 2024 08:18 PM (vFG9F)

41 Yea... elephants! 🐘

Posted by: redridinghood at June 18, 2024 08:18 PM (NpAcC)

42 Would they drop the fuqing puck already

🤬

Posted by: browndog got reset at June 18, 2024 08:19 PM (P5Jg6)

43 James Woods @RealJamesWoods Jun 17
For our science-inclined friends…

https://tinyurl.com/45rka999
Funny science meme IMAGE

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 18, 2024 08:19 PM (ZdexC)

44 Think it's been a week since JT has been around

Posted by: Skip at June 18, 2024 08:19 PM (fwDg9)

45 Fascinating @fasc1nate 18h
Anita Ekberg was a Swedish actress who was also a trained archer and knew how to box.

In 1960, she had a remarkable encounter with the paparazzi.

After warning them to leave her alone repeatedly, she beat one up.

Undeterred, they continued to follow her. She retrieved a bow and arrow from her car.

Warned them one last time. And she… shot one of them with an arrow.

Anita Ekberg wasn’t bothered by paparazzi again. The La Dolce Vita star eventually lived to be 83, dying in 2015 in Rome.
https://tinyurl.com/3akbdstb

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 18, 2024 08:20 PM (ZdexC)

46 I'd like to boop a cougar.

As I said earlier today, I've heard that they're cheap dates, and can really purr when you wrap your manly arms around them.

Can anyone confirm?

Posted by: David Hogg, Harvard graduate at June 18, 2024 08:20 PM (AMBt6)

47 "Horse really likes Stevie Nicks"

Step off, bitch!

Posted by: Catherine the Great at June 18, 2024 08:20 PM (gaFpu)

48 I'm confused by that bear video. The woman appeared to be sitting comfortably in the presence of a man, but when a bear shows up, she freaks out. Isn't it supposed to be the other way around?

Posted by: DaveL at June 18, 2024 08:20 PM (dzuVF)

49 "They're discussing things of importance to all puffinhood."

We know now that in the early years of this century this world was being watched closely by intelligences greater than man’s ... intellects vast, cool and unsympathetic, bent upon conquest.

Posted by: gp's Rapid Unscheduled Disassembly at June 18, 2024 08:21 PM (MvF+J)

50 14
Launch scrubbed - try again tomorrow afternoon.
High winds today.

Posted by: Ciampino - Tue Update #04 at June 18, 2024 08:21 PM (qfLjt)

51 Isn't a puma just a cougar?
Posted by: fd at June 18, 2024 08:13 PM (vFG9F)

Mountain Lion, Catamount …

All the same critter
Posted by: browndog got reset at June 18, 2024 08:14 PM (P5Jg6)

All Pumas are cougars but not all cougars are pumas

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 18, 2024 08:21 PM (NtVYv)

52 I've seen this before especially over the memorial statue of him in a wheelchair. [Implying Biden is just as able as FDR I think!]

Lawrence O'Donnell @Lawrence 7h
Franklin Delano Roosevelt, the Democratic President who won World War 2 in a wheelchair

alexandriabrown @alexthechick 4h
A. FDR had polio. II. At the time, everything was done to hide from the public that he was wheelchair bound.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 18, 2024 08:21 PM (ZdexC)

53 Well thought to look back a couple weeks but you can't get to comments

Posted by: Skip at June 18, 2024 08:22 PM (fwDg9)

54 Falcon 9 launch scrubbed out of Canaveral

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 18, 2024 08:22 PM (8sMut)

55 Posted by: Ben Had at June 18, 2024 08:09 PM (7iAr4)

Happy cake day, chica!

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 18, 2024 08:22 PM (YRsIm)

56 It was a week ago, not much more asking about bird bath and I was going to look into replacing mine that day, finally did today.

Posted by: Skip at June 18, 2024 08:24 PM (fwDg9)

57 Axios: EV startup Fisker files for bankruptcy after suspending production

https://tinyurl.com/4mpt6uad

Buck Throckmorton to the white courtesy phone.

Posted by: 50 year old rich babe with fake tits at June 18, 2024 08:24 PM (/m9WB)

58 Skip, that sounds about right. vmom and I have both sent emails to no reply. I have checked on how to do an out of state request and it's no biggie.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 18, 2024 08:24 PM (7iAr4)

59 Off big tittied cougar sock!

Posted by: Robert at June 18, 2024 08:25 PM (/m9WB)

60 Happy birthday Ben Had!!!

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 18, 2024 08:25 PM (qDWYL)

61 Better turn this off
Hope everyone has a great evening

Posted by: Skip at June 18, 2024 08:25 PM (fwDg9)

62 Happy birthday, Ben Had.

Posted by: scampydog at June 18, 2024 08:25 PM (41CYW)

63 Cougar...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=nvSUuWYCGxo

Posted by: davidt at June 18, 2024 08:26 PM (SYTee)

64 Hilarious. "FDR won WWII from a wheelchair." Shameless.

The Democrat president who won WWII.

And didn't the parties switch after that? Why do they get to keep FDR?

Posted by: ... at June 18, 2024 08:26 PM (lX8VI)

65 52 I've seen this before especially over the memorial statue of him in a wheelchair. [Implying Biden is just as able as FDR I think!]

Lawrence O'Donnell @Lawrence 7h
Franklin Delano Roosevelt, the Democratic President who won World War 2 in a wheelchair

alexandriabrown @alexthechick 4h
A. FDR had polio. II. At the time, everything was done to hide from the public that he was wheelchair bound.
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 18, 2024 08:21 PM (ZdexC)

Only two pictures were taken during his presidency showing him in a wheelchair.

But what should we expect from an idiot Socialist like Lawrence O'Donnell?

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 18, 2024 08:26 PM (8sMut)

66 50 I followed the flyover of NOAA 15 about a half hour ago. Antenna: 120deg V dipole, 21in legs, horizontal handheld, 137.62MHz. Did not decode image, just watched the signal on the waterfall.

n2yo.com has all the satellite and orbit data you need.

Posted by: gp's Rapid Unscheduled Disassembly at June 18, 2024 08:26 PM (MvF+J)

67 "Lawrence O'Donnell @Lawrence 7h
Franklin Delano Roosevelt, the Democratic President who won World War 2 in a wheelchair"

Now: Josef Rapinette Biden, the Commie Rat Resident trying to start World War 3, disabled from the neck up...

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at June 18, 2024 08:26 PM (gaFpu)

68
Happy burpbday, Ben Had!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 18, 2024 08:27 PM (MoZTd)

69 I have checked on how to do an out of state request and it's no biggie.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 18, 2024 08:24 PM (7iAr4)

Hope he's all right, and we can all have a good laugh about this when he shows up.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 18, 2024 08:27 PM (OX9vb)

70 Well thought to look back a couple weeks but you can't get to comments

You can. When you click the Access Comments link and it tries to open a page, select "minx.cc" in the URL bar and replace it with "acecomments.mu.nu" without the quote marks.

Posted by: Oddbob at June 18, 2024 08:27 PM (/y8xj)

71 Happy Birfday, Ben Had!

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at June 18, 2024 08:27 PM (qZEuM)

72 As for JT,
I miss him too and am worried about him.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 18, 2024 08:28 PM (qDWYL)

73 Time: Another Solar Company Goes Bust

https://tinyurl.com/4kzrd4j7

Posted by: Robert at June 18, 2024 08:28 PM (/m9WB)

74 >>>Like Daniel in the lion's den.

I think Androcles is the reference you want.
https://storiestogrowby.org/story/androcles-the-lion/

Although the return for the favor from that dog might not be as impressive as what the payback from the fabled lion was.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 18, 2024 08:28 PM (klJTj)

75 Happy Birthday, Ben Had!!!

Here's to the Next Twenty Five!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 18, 2024 08:29 PM (e6UQI)

76 Is Larry spouting because someone has seen Biden in a wheelchair?

Posted by: davidt at June 18, 2024 08:29 PM (SYTee)

77 Heads up!!! According to multiple sources, barriers and barricades are going up out in front of the Supreme Court Building. They only do this when they expect flack from their decision(s). The last time it happened was with the Roe v. Wade overturn....and rarely before that.

The current pending decision(s) are on Trump's Immunity. Make of that what you will....although they rarely seemed concerned with safety issues when the Right gets screwed...and even go so far as to pull safety measures in such cases so as to hope for an incident.

Posted by: Orson at June 18, 2024 08:29 PM (dIske)

78 Dash, rock and hard place on this. I would hate to have cops show up at his door if he just wanted a break. He does live alone though.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 18, 2024 08:29 PM (7iAr4)

79 Cafe !. A glass of wine and a clean ashtray. Raising a glass to me this evening. 3/4 of a century.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 18, 2024 08:09 PM (7iAr4)

Three quarters is...*counts on fingers and toes*

*Runs out of fingers and toes*

It's a lot. :B

Happy birfday!

Posted by: Robert at June 18, 2024 08:30 PM (/m9WB)

80 Happy Birthday Ben Had!!!
When your USB port stops flowing it'll restart!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 18, 2024 08:30 PM (UC3nL)

81
Lawrence O'Donnell @Lawrence 7h
Franklin Delano Roosevelt, the Democratic President who won World War 2 in a wheelchair

_______

By 1944, his doctors knew FDR was a dying man. He was working about four hours a day. If the actual state of his health had been made public, he might have lost to Dewey.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 18, 2024 08:30 PM (MoZTd)

82 Cleared a sizeable amount brush and trees

Boy is my body killing me.

Victory Gimlet is on deck.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 18, 2024 08:31 PM (XV/Pl)

83 Shorthanded GOOOAAAAAALLLL!

Oh. Sorry.

That's soccer.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 18, 2024 08:31 PM (ZdexC)

84 Good evening, horde.

All those city lights. Pretty, in a way, but makes me feel kinda stressed.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs!

'Evening Dash. 4 or 5 cars waiting for a stop light are now too many for me.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 18, 2024 08:31 PM (WXNFJ)

85 Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day.
Deport his illegal ass and you never have to feed him again.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 18, 2024 08:31 PM (W/lyH)

86 rock and hard place on this. I would hate to have cops show up at his door if he just wanted a break. He does live alone though.
Posted by: Ben Had

Does anybody here live nearby?

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at June 18, 2024 08:31 PM (gaFpu)

87 Daily Mail: Was the Biblical Garden of Eden in Florida? Minister long claimed park in northwestern part of the state was once home to Adam and Eve

https://tinyurl.com/yrvfe7a4

If that's true shouldn't there be an Angel somewhere guarding it with a giant flaming sword or something?

Posted by: Robert at June 18, 2024 08:32 PM (/m9WB)

88 It's not a kangaroo. It's a giant mouse.

Posted by: Sylvester T. Cat, Mouser at June 18, 2024 08:32 PM (8AONa)

89 Remember all those people (mostly, or all women?) that passed out when Obama was speaking, and he would go save them?

"BREAKING: A person has just passed out at the White House press briefing:"

KJP instantly goes back to "save them". Has the same feel.

twitter link
https://tinyurl.com/tjwrjnvb

Posted by: illiniwek at June 18, 2024 08:32 PM (Cus5s)

90 We know now that in the early years of this century this world was being watched closely by intelligences greater than man’s ... intellects vast, cool and unsympathetic, bent upon conquest.
Posted by: gp's Rapid Unscheduled Disassembly

Intellects that purred and luxuriated while Man, all unaware, served them as they demanded, from dry food and wet food to directing laser beams for their amusement.

Posted by: John Drake Is Now At The Caspian Sea at June 18, 2024 08:33 PM (u/Zei)

91 77 Any betting odds on the decision? I can't find any in a brief search.

Posted by: gp's Rapid Unscheduled Disassembly at June 18, 2024 08:33 PM (MvF+J)

92 12 Cafe !. A glass of wine and a clean ashtray. Raising a glass to me this evening. 3/4 of a century.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 18, 2024 08:09 PM (7iAr4)

Happy Birthday Ben.

Posted by: javems at June 18, 2024 08:34 PM (8I4hW)

93 There are a number of Philly horde peoples. Have Wyatt Earp check on him.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at June 18, 2024 08:34 PM (qZEuM)

94 "Cheap right wing fakes" LOL, Ace. I see you've retained your sense of humor even after a days work reporting on the utter craziness of the left.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 18, 2024 08:35 PM (swARZ)

95 76 Is Larry spouting because someone has seen Biden in a wheelchair?
-------
I think it was meant to say that Joe's "physical" infirmities don't stop him from being a great president just like FDR!

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 18, 2024 08:35 PM (ZdexC)

96 If that's true shouldn't there be an Angel somewhere guarding it with a giant flaming sword or something?
Posted by: Robert

The fact that it's Florida is going to keep the vast majority of humanity away.

Posted by: John Drake Is Now At The Caspian Sea at June 18, 2024 08:35 PM (u/Zei)

97 Drink Like Vikings, PA Horde but none real close.

Decision made. I'm calling in the morning

PA police. What's your problem
Me, Can you check on a missing Moron?

Posted by: Ben Had at June 18, 2024 08:36 PM (7iAr4)

98 Ignore the Puffin Menace at your pinky's peril. They'll snip that sucker right off.

Posted by: gp's Rapid Unscheduled Disassembly at June 18, 2024 08:37 PM (MvF+J)

99 83 Shorthanded GOOOAAAAAALLLL!

Oh. Sorry.

That's soccer.
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 18, 2024 08:31 PM (ZdexC)

Soccer is so bloody boring every single goal is celebrated like a walf-off grand slam in Game 7 of the World Series in extra innings. And they stop the game for, what, an hour or two at each score, which adds to stoppage time.

DON'T YOU DARE TRY TO CALCULATE STOPPAGE TIME. THAT is the ref's job and his alone. Only HE will know when the game is, and no one else.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 18, 2024 08:37 PM (8sMut)

100 Happy Birthday, BenHad!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 18, 2024 08:37 PM (gfK5Z)

101
I think it was meant to say that Joe's "physical" infirmities don't stop him from being a great president just like FDR!
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC)

________

Physical infirmity = brain of a baked potato

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 18, 2024 08:37 PM (MoZTd)

102 Three quarters is...*counts on fingers and toes*
*Runs out of fingers and toes*
It's a lot. :B
Happy birfday!
Posted by: Robert at June 18, 2024 08:30 PM


According to the ship's computer, adjusting for the temporal and cultural factors appropriate for this milieu, the answer is "approaching 29".

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at June 18, 2024 08:37 PM (AMBt6)

103 PA police. What's your problem
Me, Can you check on a missing Moron?
Posted by: Ben Had at June 18, 2024 08:36 PM (7iAr4)

Ask for a bird bath status while you're at it.

Posted by: Robert at June 18, 2024 08:38 PM (B/DTm)

104 Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper Jun 17
NEW: New Zealand’s prime minister forced to take a commercial flight to Japan after his air force plane broke down in Papua New Guinea, his office said

Currently unknown how many crewmen were eaten by cannibals.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 18, 2024 08:38 PM (ZdexC)

105 By 1944, his doctors knew FDR was a dying man. He was working about four hours a day. If the actual state of his health had been made public, he might have lost to Dewey.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 18, 2024 08:30 PM (MoZTd)


See? Reporters win!

Posted by: blaster at June 18, 2024 08:38 PM (IFNME)

106 'Evening Dash. 4 or 5 cars waiting for a stop light are now too many for me.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 18, 2024 08:31 PM (WXNFJ)

Yes. Exactly that!

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 18, 2024 08:38 PM (OX9vb)

107 If DC declares nuclear war on itself, it's totes OK as long as the Dems do it.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 18, 2024 08:39 PM (8sMut)

108 >>>Horse really likes Stevie Nicks.

You'll get over that.

Believe me.

Posted by: Lindsey Buckingham at June 18, 2024 08:40 PM (klJTj)

109 Boop the Puma was the first pass at Cyndi Lauper's song, eventually titled She Bop.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 18, 2024 08:40 PM (8Ldii)

110 Would a combined cigarette break and demonstration be a Puff-In?

Nicotine for world peace, man!

Not sure whether one should let vapers join in.

Posted by: John Drake Is At The Caspian Sea at June 18, 2024 08:40 PM (u/Zei)

111 96 If that's true shouldn't there be an Angel somewhere guarding it with a giant flaming sword or something?
Posted by: Robert

The fact that it's Florida is going to keep the vast majority of humanity away.
Posted by: John Drake Is Now At The Caspian Sea at June 18, 2024 08:35 PM (u/Zei)

You gonna cross the Caspian Sea?

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 18, 2024 08:41 PM (8sMut)

112 antagonists ever thought of in sci-fi - the Borg.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33


AARRGG!! then they blow it by giving them a queen.

Posted by: DaveA at June 18, 2024 08:41 PM (FhXTo)

113 I'm late to the party, as usual, but wishing you the happiest of birthdays, Ben Had!

Posted by: screaming in digital at June 18, 2024 08:41 PM (iZbyp)

114 John Kerry is a Stevie Nicks fan?

Posted by: davidt at June 18, 2024 08:42 PM (SYTee)

115 Happy Seven and a half decades, Ben Had!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 18, 2024 08:42 PM (8Ldii)

116 12 Cafe !. A glass of wine and a clean ashtray. Raising a glass to me this evening. 3/4 of a century.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 18, 2024 08:09 PM (7iAr4)

Happy Birthday! <3 <3 <3

Posted by: Iris, Team Hedgehog at June 18, 2024 08:43 PM (n3DL0)

117 Ah, just got here and see it's Ben Had's birthday. Hope you had an awesome day, friend.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at June 18, 2024 08:43 PM (mH6SG)

118 This is the last post I could find:

Posted by: JT at May 30, 2024 05:29 AM (T4tVD)

Posted by: chris+opher at June 18, 2024 08:43 PM (dSco/)

119 Happy Bday BH.

Posted by: Ronster at June 18, 2024 08:44 PM (Nu8UW)

120 Very happy birthday to Ben Had!

Posted by: gp's Rapid Unscheduled Disassembly at June 18, 2024 08:44 PM (MvF+J)

121 I am not saying that this the latest post since I can't find a way to sort results by date but he posted 06/04 in https://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=409942.

Posted by: Oddbob at June 18, 2024 08:44 PM (/y8xj)

122 Damn. Sure hope JT is okay.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at June 18, 2024 08:45 PM (mH6SG)

123 The shareef he don't like it
Boop the puma, Boop the puma
The shareef he don't like it
Boop the puma, Boop the puma

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 18, 2024 08:46 PM (ZdexC)

124 FDR should have been on the docket at Nuremberg.

Of course, he was dead by then so good riddance.

Still time to dig him up though.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 18, 2024 08:46 PM (R/m4+)

125 Happy birthday, BH!

Posted by: Piper at June 18, 2024 08:48 PM (pRpzT)

126 At the range...

6ixBuzzTV @6ixbuzztv
Toronto legend Keanu Reeves was NOT pretending to be John Wick 😳🐐

https://tinyurl.com/5n8bxz2c
1:55 minutes; Gub Thread worthy!

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 18, 2024 08:49 PM (ZdexC)

127 You gonna cross the Caspian Sea?
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33

Not sure, honestly. It's brackish and bigger by volume than all the Great Lakes combined, but ... kinda meh. Fifty percent of the men and thirty percent of the women here look like Borat. And everybody keeps asking if I know LenNeal,

I'm thinking of going to the Sea of Azov, or maybe checking out the Gobi. My dromedary seems to favor the former option over the latter.

Posted by: John Drake Is At The Caspian Sea at June 18, 2024 08:50 PM (u/Zei)

128 I Booped The Puma
But I Didn't Boop the Deputy.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 18, 2024 08:50 PM (8Ldii)

129 Ben Had at June 18, 2024 08:09 PM (7iAr4)
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HAPPY 3/4s!

Posted by: Braenyard at June 18, 2024 08:52 PM (bQ/08)

130 At least you're shit-for-brains has dementia; ours is just stupid.

6ixBuzzTV @6ixbuzztv 23h
#WATCH: Justin Trudeau stands in front of the flag of Ghana before being reminded where’s he’s supposed to be.

https://tinyurl.com/2zu6nhra
22 seconds

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 18, 2024 08:53 PM (ZdexC)

131 128 I Booped The Puma
But I Didn't Boop the Deputy.
Posted by: AlaBAMA
---------------------------

Those Pumas are really handsome. Up until the moment just before they take your head off.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 18, 2024 08:53 PM (bQ/08)

132 The breeding of puffins is encouraged in the island of Prestholme, North Wales, and other parts of the British dominions, as a source of profit. The birds, which, in some places, are numerous beyond all calculation, form their nests in holes in the ground, each nest containing only a single white egg. The young ones are seized before they are quite fledged; and, after the bones are taken out, the skin is closed round the flesh, and they are pickled in vinegar impregnated with spices. In this state they are sold as a delicacy for the table.

Posted by: Really Awful Puffin Facts at June 18, 2024 08:54 PM (vFG9F)

133 Happy Birthday Ben Had! I hope your day has been delightful, and that we are blessed with many more years to celebrate you!!!!

Posted by: Moki at June 18, 2024 08:54 PM (wLjpr)

134
At least you're shit-for-brains has dementia; ours is just stupid.

________

Justine 2024 is Joe 1988

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 18, 2024 08:55 PM (MoZTd)

135 The perils of Central Asia aren't just physical. While picking my way through the back country of Kazakhstan, I briefly hallucinated that Bobcat Goldthwaite was riding a Bactrian Camel at my side and trying to explain Quantum Entanglement.

Posted by: John Drake Is At The Caspian Sea at June 18, 2024 08:56 PM (u/Zei)

136 Edmonton on the front foot to be sure

Wasn’t expecting this

🧐

Posted by: browndog got reset at June 18, 2024 08:57 PM (P5Jg6)

137 Stepping on your own dick is supposed to be an euphemism little elephant.

Posted by: DaveA at June 18, 2024 08:57 PM (FhXTo)

138 I thought JT was on vacation. This is worrisome.

Posted by: Piper at June 18, 2024 08:57 PM (pRpzT)

139 Justin Trudeau stands in front of the flag of Ghana before being reminded where’s he’s supposed to be.

https://tinyurl.com/2zu6nhra
22 seconds
Posted by: andycanuck (
--------------------------------------

Note the lackey handing him his note card. @00:13

Posted by: Braenyard at June 18, 2024 08:57 PM (bQ/08)

140 Edmonton pressure in the final minute; two unlucky bounces aid the Pumas Panthers. Will start the 2nd with a powerplay.
1-0 Edmonton

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 18, 2024 08:58 PM (ZdexC)

141 AARRGG!! then they blow it by giving them a queen.
Posted by: DaveA at June 18, 2024 08:41 PM


To be fair, it was Pride Month.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at June 18, 2024 08:59 PM (AMBt6)

142 Happy birthday Ben Had. You add so much to these posts, thank you.

Posted by: From about that Time at June 18, 2024 08:59 PM (4780s)

143 Cafe !. A glass of wine and a clean ashtray. Raising a glass to me this evening. 3/4 of a century.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 18, 2024 08:09 PM (7iAr4)
* * * *
Happy Birthday, Ben Had! Hope you had a wonderful day! Cheers and wishes for many more birthdays!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at June 18, 2024 09:00 PM (U3L4U)

144 Thank you Ben Had

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 18, 2024 09:00 PM (Ka3bZ)

145 Jim Rickards @JamesGRickards
Highest court in New York keeps Trump gag order in place despite trial being long over. There's a presidential election going on and Trump is being muzzled. The United States may not be a banana republic (yet) but New York State certainly is.

New York High Court Won’t Consider Trump’s Appeal To Lift Gag Order
New York's highest court court declined Tuesday to hear former President Donald Trump's appeal to his gag order.
dailycaller.com

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 18, 2024 09:02 PM (ZdexC)

146 14 SpaceX - Cape Canaveral
T-14

https://www.youtube.com/live/m7vYHll94cc
Posted by: Ciampino - Tue Update #03
-----------------------------------

Curses, scrubbed. Tomorrow launch window begins at 5:25PM

Posted by: Braenyard at June 18, 2024 09:02 PM (bQ/08)

147 Tomorrow is a special day. Gotta make a big run on the bank, the post office and the liquor store.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 18, 2024 09:02 PM (fY84s)

148 It is with great sadness that we announce that San Francisco Giants Legend and Hall of Famer Willie Mays passed away.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 18, 2024 09:02 PM (ENQN6)

149 Who knows - maybe Dewey really did defeat Truman.

It would be reasonable for the parties to switch, even in America - after four (4) terms of Democrats. Remember no other president had ever ran more than two terms. They passed an amendment afterwards limiting presidential terms to two.

Eisenhower was said to be the first to hire outside advertising agencies, and make campaigns and candidates the modern, wonderful spectacle that it is. Was it Ike who drove his own car and wife back to Kansas after he ended his presidency?

Posted by: Common Tater at June 18, 2024 09:03 PM (eZJ2c)

150
Was it Ike who drove his own car and wife back to Kansas after he ended his presidency?
Posted by: Common Tater at June 18, 2024 09:03 PM (eZJ2c)

_________

*polite cough*

Truman. Ike retired to Gettysburg.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 18, 2024 09:05 PM (MoZTd)

151 Later in the hallucination, Bob Uecker showed up on a Harley and alternated between airing his theories about Cryptozoology and asking me how to open pdf files.

A dark and trying time in a wanderer's solitary trek.

Posted by: John Drake Is At The Caspian Sea at June 18, 2024 09:05 PM (u/Zei)

152 Speaking of big cat boops...

https://youtube.com/shorts/kJlp_KjQD74

Posted by: Robert at June 18, 2024 09:05 PM (hCl2q)

153 All of us down at the Brattleboro Wormin's Reprucktive Hellth Center wants to wish Presdent and Micheal Obama a Happy Juneteenth

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro,Vt at June 18, 2024 09:05 PM (15lwl)

154 Speculation on the 40 observers the FBI had in the Biden Circle is
that the information collected is now being used for black mail.

They have an evil dossier on everyone on congress.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 18, 2024 09:06 PM (bQ/08)

155 still no word on JT?

Posted by: TecumsehTea at June 18, 2024 09:07 PM (JrYM1)

156 More boopin'...

https://youtube.com/shorts/sPTrpbwV910

Posted by: Robert at June 18, 2024 09:07 PM (hCl2q)

157 Lots o boops...

https://youtube.com/shorts/CZu5e0f2lRw

Posted by: Robert at June 18, 2024 09:09 PM (hCl2q)

158 155 see 97

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 18, 2024 09:09 PM (Ka3bZ)

159 Puma, puma, puma
Don't you know you're gonna
Boop the puma? Hey, hey
Boop the puma, hey, hey, hey, yeah

Posted by: weft cut-Gabriel at June 18, 2024 09:09 PM (IG4Id)

160 33 How did lady save kangaroo? Was it down a well? Was it on a bridge railing, threatening to jump?
Posted by: gp's Rapid Unscheduled Disassembly at June 18, 2024 08:15 PM (MvF+J)


The kangaroo video was cute. However, I presume that any description that accompanies any video posted to Xitter et al. to be complete bullshit until independently corroborated.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at June 18, 2024 09:09 PM (DTX3h)

161 The president of the Chicago Teachers Union claimed during a radio interview that aired Sunday that conservatives don’t want black children to learn how to read.

Stacy Davis Gates made an appearance on WBBM 780 AM to defend the union’s contract demands. Gates claimed that conservatives who expressed criticism of the demands “don’t even want black children to be able to read.”

She runs a school district where nearly 75% could not read at grade level, according to IPI.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 18, 2024 09:09 PM (ENQN6)

162 Is it Juneteenth again? I thought it was just Juneteenth.

Posted by: fd at June 18, 2024 09:10 PM (vFG9F)

163 >>>It would be reasonable for the parties to switch, even in America - after four (4) terms of Democrats. Remember no other president had ever ran more than two terms. They passed an amendment afterwards limiting presidential terms to two.
-----------------------

I read that, far from being the country haberdasher, Truman was a significant part of the MO state Democrat machine.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 18, 2024 09:10 PM (bQ/08)

164 Everyday is Juneteenth. Everyday's a queer day.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 18, 2024 09:11 PM (bQ/08)

165 Was the original enemies list, compiled by the FBI director Hoover?

I know he never married, and the rumors were, he was a transvestite. Good friend Clyde Tolson, didn't they get buried side by side? How would a homosexual running the US federal intelligence bureau, that doesn't make any sense does it?

And then if memory serves, this ties into the Clintons? Is that the genesis of this list on congress? Nixon and all that stuff, goes way back.

Where is J. Edgar Hoover's FBI file? Is that subject to FOIA request, or does it hit TILT

Posted by: Common Tater at June 18, 2024 09:11 PM (eZJ2c)

166 SFGiants @SFGiants
It is with great sadness that we announce that San Francisco Giants Legend and Hall of Famer Willie Mays passed away peacefully this afternoon at the age of 93.

https://tinyurl.com/4tnsh8at

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 18, 2024 09:12 PM (ZdexC)

167 The little girl booting her brother in the butt was funny.

Puffins are the cutest little things

Posted by: Tuna at June 18, 2024 09:12 PM (oaGWv)

168 Thank each and every one of you for the birthday wishes. Please know that you are my family and the things that we share here are the things that make this the most unique place on earth.

I raise a glass to all of you!

Posted by: Ben Had at June 18, 2024 09:13 PM (7iAr4)

169 FBI Knew Since 2016 That Hunter Biden’s Team Nearly Scored a $120 Million Ukrainian Deal

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 18, 2024 09:14 PM (ENQN6)

170 votermom

Thank you, I wish it was real news.
I hope BenHad does call. Praying for JT. Blog isn't the same without him.

Posted by: TecumsehTea at June 18, 2024 09:15 PM (JrYM1)

171 Just realized, Ben Had, you are third quarter quell.

Posted by: RI Red at June 18, 2024 09:15 PM (HDGM5)

172 TecumsehTea, first thing on my list tomorrow.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 18, 2024 09:16 PM (7iAr4)

173 Ben Had's birthday??
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

Posted by: Doof at June 18, 2024 09:16 PM (C2loG)

174 48 I'm confused by that bear video. The woman appeared to be sitting comfortably in the presence of a man, but when a bear shows up, she freaks out. Isn't it supposed to be the other way around?
Posted by: DaveL
------------------------

There's a video of guy who sees bear and calls to his wife. Out steps an Asian lady who yells at the bear, 'you go now, get off porch, you been here too long'. She repeats it as the bear retreats across the lawn into the woods.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 18, 2024 09:16 PM (bQ/08)

175 I raise a glass to all of you!
Posted by: Ben Had at June 18, 2024 09:13 PM


*clink*

Posted by: Notorious BFD at June 18, 2024 09:17 PM (mH6SG)

176 RI Red, dirt and I have a lot in common.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 18, 2024 09:18 PM (7iAr4)

177 I raise a glass to all of you!
Posted by: Ben Had at June 18, 2024 09:13 PM

*clink*
Posted by: Notorious BFD at June 18, 2024 09:17 PM (mH6SG)


Prost!

Posted by: Diogenes at June 18, 2024 09:18 PM (W/lyH)

178 Where is J. Edgar Hoover's FBI file? Is that subject to FOIA request, or does it hit TILT
Posted by: Common Tater

After Hoover died, the Bureau was briefly run by Clyde Tolson and after him, Mark Felt. They were only acting Directors, and were eventually replaced by L. Patrick Grey. Grey allegedly took all of Hoover's confidential files and dumped them in a river near D.C.

Mark Felt was so angry at not getting the permanent Director appointment that he became a confidential source on the Nixon administration for Bob Woodward, the infamous "Deep Throat."

Posted by: John Drake Is At The Caspian Sea at June 18, 2024 09:19 PM (u/Zei)

179 Until Trump is in office, I'm on an upheaval watch.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at June 18, 2024 09:19 PM (ajOX3)

180 2-0 Oilers

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 18, 2024 09:21 PM (ZdexC)

181 That dude was fretting about his back order shipping on August 13 and wasn’t going to notice the bear until it was ripping his throat out.

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at June 18, 2024 09:21 PM (dQfJF)

182 Emily Kaplan is a One, but an insipid color commentator.

2-0 Edmonton.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 18, 2024 09:22 PM (ufFY8)

183
Biden appears to freeze up, forget Homeland Security sec's name during White House event: ‘all kidding aside’

https://tinyurl.com/ke54d3ax


remember when you watch this, that it never happened

Posted by: Don Black at June 18, 2024 09:22 PM (/7KEl)

184 Thank each and every one of you for the birthday wishes. Please know that you are my family and the things that we share here are the things that make this the most unique place on earth.

I raise a glass to all of you!
Posted by: Ben Had

Happy Birthday! I hope you have many, many more.

Posted by: Tuna at June 18, 2024 09:22 PM (oaGWv)

185 Mark Felt was so angry at not getting the permanent Director appointment that he became a confidential source on the Nixon administration for Bob Woodward, the infamous "Deep Throat."
Posted by: John Drake Is At The Caspian Sea

Naval intelligence officer Woodward.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at June 18, 2024 09:23 PM (qZEuM)

186

RIP to WIllie MAYS, the Say Hey kid passes away at 93.


Thanks for the memories, especially the '73 Mets!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 18, 2024 09:24 PM (x0n13)

187 My Birthday toast: Here's to the two things I love best
Cowboys and Horses
When I die , tan my hide and make a riding saddle then place it between the two things I love best
A cowboy and his horse.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 18, 2024 09:24 PM (7iAr4)

188 Please know that you are my family and the things that we share here are the things that make this the most unique place on earth.
---------
May I borrow $100 [US] from you cousin??

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 18, 2024 09:24 PM (ZdexC)

189 Happy 3/4 s Birthday BenHad

Posted by: Miflin at June 18, 2024 09:25 PM (aA6YN)

190 3-0

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 18, 2024 09:25 PM (VR26F)

191 Emily Kaplan is a One, but an insipid color commentator.

2-0 Edmonton.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 18, 2024 09:22 PM (ufFY


She's no Jackie Redmond -- looks or as a hockey commentator

Posted by: Doof at June 18, 2024 09:25 PM (C2loG)

192 You may run like Mays, but you hit like shit.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at June 18, 2024 09:26 PM (qZEuM)

193 Great Gretzky's Ghost!

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 18, 2024 09:26 PM (ZdexC)

194 andycanuck, borrow no . A gift, yes.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 18, 2024 09:26 PM (7iAr4)

195 Well, OK. I thought there was some kerfluffle about "FBI files" that automagically appeared at then Clinton WH or, so the story goes. Allegedly, of course.

I never paid any attention to that stuff, not wise to the world of extortion and payola and the rest of it. I think ABSCAM was the Feds more or less entrapping members of congress.

Another cool feature that nobody knew about, was the Capitol Hill post office? Or was it the bank? They could float checks and do all sorts of cool financial arrangements. A lot of that stuff went away due to exposure, not any sort of good public steward.

Posted by: Common Tater at June 18, 2024 09:28 PM (eZJ2c)

196 {{{Ben Had}}}

🎼 ♭ 5/4 ♫♫ ♫♫ Happy Birthday! ♬♬ ♩ ♪

🥃
🥃
🥃
🥃

And many more!

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 18, 2024 09:28 PM (u82oZ)

197
Wesley Snipes
Willie Mays Hayes

Was so slow they filmed all his scenes in schlomo.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 18, 2024 09:28 PM (ENQN6)

198 Ben Had, grab a bottle of wine and a cigar, put on your birthday suit, and ease into that warm cattle tank under the stars.

Posted by: Eromero at June 18, 2024 09:29 PM (LHPAg)

199 Studio graphic just displayed:

Most Points in a Postseason
Gretzky 1985 47pts
Lemieux 1991 44pts
Gretzky 1988 43pts
Gretzky 1993 40pts
Connor McDavid 2024 40pts
Gretzky 1983 38pts

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 18, 2024 09:29 PM (ZdexC)

200 God has the best baseball team now.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 18, 2024 09:29 PM (8Ldii)

201 Common Tater

Add the payouts for sexual harassment. Top Secret.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 18, 2024 09:30 PM (u82oZ)

202 Eromero, you really know how to get it right!

Posted by: Ben Had at June 18, 2024 09:30 PM (7iAr4)

203 andycanuck, borrow no . A gift, yes.
====
Woohoo! I promise to spend it on ammo!

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 18, 2024 09:30 PM (ZdexC)

204 When I die , tan my hide and make a riding saddle then place it between the two things I love best
A cowboy and his horse.
Posted by: Ben Had

Texan birthday gals sure talk purdy.

Have a great one Sweetie!

Posted by: Tonypete at June 18, 2024 09:31 PM (WXNFJ)

205 Right. And prescription medications. How many of our Congress are on Drugs? "Privacy" right.

Posted by: Common Tater at June 18, 2024 09:32 PM (eZJ2c)

206 Fifty percent of the men and thirty percent of the women here look like Borat.

That right there would have me swim across the Caspian Sea in such a way that would make Michael Phelps impressed.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 18, 2024 09:32 PM (8sMut)

207 ♫ For he's a jolly good fellow! ♬♬ ♩ ♪
♫ For he's a jolly good fellow! ♬♬ ♩ ♪
♫ For he's a jolly good fellow! ♬♬ ♩ ♪
♩ ♪ ♫ And so say all of us! ♬♬ ♩ ♪

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 18, 2024 09:33 PM (ZdexC)

208 3-1 now.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 18, 2024 09:34 PM (ufFY8)

209 Pumas Panthers strike back!
3-1

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 18, 2024 09:34 PM (ZdexC)

210 198 Eromero

Grabs wide plumed fan and lambswool feather duster.

*Stations, everyone*

**Points Klieg light in a different direction**

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 18, 2024 09:35 PM (u82oZ)

211 Naval intelligence officer Woodward.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown

A very good point - that gained him an "in" with Felt, and his service background also formed the basis for a close relationship with Al Haig.

Posted by: John Drake Is At The Caspian Sea at June 18, 2024 09:37 PM (u/Zei)

212 Evenin'
(Sips beer)

Played decent golf tonight.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at June 18, 2024 09:40 PM (sAmhv)

213 207 ♫ For he's a jolly good fellow! ♬♬ ♩ ♪
♫ For he's a jolly good fellow! ♬♬ ♩ ♪
♫ For he's a jolly good fellow! ♬♬ ♩ ♪
♩ ♪ ♫ And so say all of us! ♬♬ ♩ ♪
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 18, 2024 09:33 PM (ZdexC)

Sung by all Moonbase Alpha as Commander John Koenig collapses.

: o )

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 18, 2024 09:40 PM (8sMut)

214 Ohhh my ….

4-1

It’s officially a series

Posted by: browndog got reset at June 18, 2024 09:40 PM (P5Jg6)

215 4-1 oh yeah

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 18, 2024 09:40 PM (ufFY8)

216 4-1 Great stickhandling through the defence... and the forwards.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 18, 2024 09:41 PM (ZdexC)

217 4-2

A Sabre scores

Posted by: browndog got reset at June 18, 2024 09:41 PM (P5Jg6)

218 Holy shit 4-2

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 18, 2024 09:41 PM (ufFY8)

219 4-2 Panthers will not go gentle into that good night.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 18, 2024 09:42 PM (ZdexC)

220 Is Rodrigues a former Sabre?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 18, 2024 09:42 PM (ufFY8)

221 I'd like to say I'm surprised but I'm not. Vindman won the dem primary in VA today, and my pick for in the republican race lost

Posted by: spypeach at June 18, 2024 09:42 PM (UuB/1)

222 13 seconds later.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 18, 2024 09:43 PM (ZdexC)

223 Willie Mays, 93. RIP

Posted by: torabora at June 18, 2024 09:44 PM (LMbDX)

224 During that last power play, Mrs. DIG said, "Come on, Edmonton, score. There are only four pussys on the ice."

She's a keeper.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 18, 2024 09:44 PM (ufFY8)

225 That right there would have me swim across the Caspian Sea in such a way that would make Michael Phelps impressed.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33

That's Asia, unfortunately. Kipling put it best:

Still the world is wondrous large,—seven seas from marge to marge—
And it holds a vast of various kinds of man;
And the wildest dreams of Kew are the facts of Khatmandhdu
And the crimes of Clapham chaste in Martaban.

Posted by: John Drake Is At The Caspian Sea at June 18, 2024 09:44 PM (u/Zei)

226 Sung by all Moonbase Alpha as Commander John Koenig collapses.
-----
I don't recall that but I only ever saw them once, not even in summer repeats, as a child.

My neighbour had one of their 'fighters' that launched the big-ass front missile. [Dinky Toys maybe??]

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 18, 2024 09:47 PM (ZdexC)

227 Evenin'
(Sips beer)

Played decent golf tonight.
Posted by: Puddleglum
-----------
Better than a rough round. Bad puns aside, always fun when one has a decent round.

Posted by: scampydog at June 18, 2024 09:49 PM (41CYW)

228 "Mark Felt was so angry at not getting the permanent Director appointment that he became a confidential source on the Nixon administration for Bob Woodward, the infamous "Deep Throat." Posted by: John Drake

Likely true, BUT imo the plot was deeper. Others aligned to fabricate the conspiracy to frame Nixon. Felt was perhaps a useful idiot, or at least a tool others used to take out Landslide Winner, People's Choice Nixon. At least they didn't assassinate him, but that would have been "too on the nose".

Posted by: illiniwek at June 18, 2024 09:50 PM (Cus5s)

229 andycanuck

Barbara Bain in a jumpsuit. ISTR.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 18, 2024 09:50 PM (u82oZ)

230 Took a nap.

Know what feels good?

A nap.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 18, 2024 08:03 PM (MoZTd)

You're the fucker what stole my wig!

Posted by: Karine Jean-Pierre at June 18, 2024 09:50 PM (kMo6R)

231 A source told Bloomberg recently that Ford's losses per EV topped a staggering $100,000 during the first quarter, which was reportedly more than double the loss per EV last year.

VOLUME

ha

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 18, 2024 09:50 PM (ENQN6)

232 Noam Chomsky’s wife says reports of famed linguist’s death are false


Schroedinger's Chomsky

Posted by: Don Black at June 18, 2024 09:51 PM (/7KEl)

233 Mark Felch

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 18, 2024 09:51 PM (ENQN6)

234 Cafe !. A glass of wine and a clean ashtray. Raising a glass to me this evening. 3/4 of a century.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 18, 2024 08:09 PM (7iAr4)

Happy Birthday, Ben Had! I am mere months behind you.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 18, 2024 09:51 PM (kMo6R)

235 illiniwek

The deep state has forced out three popular Rep presidents. Nixon counts twice.

This is not a coincidence, and the GOPe are useless.

Lets rebuild from the all-consuming fire.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 18, 2024 09:52 PM (u82oZ)

236 andycanuck

Barbara Bain in a jumpsuit. ISTR.
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Yep. And the alien chicks with the metallic pink hair.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 18, 2024 09:53 PM (ZdexC)

237 Willie Mays, 93. RIP
Posted by: torabora at June 18, 2024 09:44 PM (LMbDX)
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Say hey, kid.

Posted by: Jack Smith, HVAC guy in Wyoming at June 18, 2024 09:53 PM (hZc6Q)

238 Sung by all Moonbase Alpha as Commander John Koenig collapses.
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I don't recall that but I only ever saw them once, not even in summer repeats, as a child.

My neighbour had one of their 'fighters' that launched the big-ass front missile. [Dinky Toys maybe??]
Posted by: andycanuck

Reminds me of a little gem of a movie I discovered when MST3K parodied it - "Moon Zero Two." From Hammer Productions, of all things. And astonishingly faithful to what was the current knowledge regarding the moon and astrophysics at the time.

Posted by: John Drake Is At The Caspian Sea at June 18, 2024 09:53 PM (u/Zei)

239 234 Cafe !. A glass of wine and a clean ashtray. Raising a glass to me this evening. 3/4 of a century.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 18, 2024 08:09 PM (7iAr4)

Happy Birthday, Ben Had! I am mere months behind you.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 18, 2024 09:51 PM (kMo6R
You’re actually quite young yet.

Posted by: Eromero at June 18, 2024 09:54 PM (LHPAg)

240 AOP, no way. You don't look a day anywhere close to that.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 18, 2024 09:55 PM (7iAr4)

241 I’m just gonna be over here staying off everybody’s lawn.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 18, 2024 09:55 PM (u73oe)

242 Sheds working man sock

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Not Ready for the Cart at June 18, 2024 09:55 PM (hZc6Q)

243 Cafe !. A glass of wine and a clean ashtray. Raising a glass to me this evening. 3/4 of a century.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 18, 2024 08:09 PM (7iAr4)


Congratulations child, and may you have many more birthdays of unalloyed joy!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ THIS year in Corsicana - again! ~ at June 18, 2024 09:55 PM (hOUT3)

244 @231

>>VOLUME

Well, if you've ever wondered why the price of new cars has risen 50 pct in the last 5 years, ICE is underwriting EV losses.

We are in the early stages of The Cubanization of cars in the US.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 18, 2024 09:56 PM (XV/Pl)

245 Duke, come sit next to me and we will drink to your son.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 18, 2024 09:58 PM (7iAr4)

246 My dad used to watch Willie Mays when he played for the Minneapolis Millers in the early 50's.

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at June 18, 2024 09:58 PM (ZV+pB)

247 Y'all aren't really 29 are you?

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 18, 2024 09:58 PM (GhFyc)

248 We are in the early stages of The Cubanization of cars in the US.
Posted by: Thomas Bender


Soon we'll be begging AOP for Panhard parts!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ THIS year in Corsicana - again! ~ at June 18, 2024 09:58 PM (hOUT3)

249 Rumblings...

Biden Handlers ditch KAMALA, replace her on the ticket with

Hillary

Posted by: Don Black at June 18, 2024 09:58 PM (/7KEl)

250 Wait. What's up with Duke Jr?

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 18, 2024 09:59 PM (GhFyc)

251 nurse, it's the internet. Of course I am

Posted by: Ben Had at June 18, 2024 09:59 PM (7iAr4)

252 Happy Birthday, Ben Had.

Cheers.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Not Ready for the Cart at June 18, 2024 09:59 PM (hZc6Q)

253 Willie Mays, 93. RIP
Posted by: torabora at June 18, 2024 09:44 PM (LMbDX)

RIP, sir. You helped people love baseball even more.

Posted by: GWB at June 18, 2024 09:59 PM (AWrpC)

254 Electric vehicle maker Fisker filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy protection, the second electric startup to do so in the last year as even industry leaders struggle to lure more buyers beyond the early adapters of the technology.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 18, 2024 10:00 PM (ENQN6)

255 Nurse, he got promoted to Lieutenant jg.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 18, 2024 10:00 PM (u73oe)

256 Whoofreakinghoo! That's awesome!

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 18, 2024 10:00 PM (GhFyc)

257 Happy Birthday, Ben Had.

***

You got the same Birfday as Sefton!

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at June 18, 2024 10:00 PM (ZV+pB)

258 I’m just gonna be over here staying off everybody’s lawn.

Thank you. It gets us old-timers all riled up. Heh.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at June 18, 2024 10:01 PM (mH6SG)

259 Duke Lowell


Check your spam trap for an email from me.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 18, 2024 10:01 PM (u82oZ)

260 Happy Birthday Ben Had.

I get to drink with you now, right?

Posted by: Kratwurst at June 18, 2024 10:01 PM (fcDpY)

261 Will do, Salty.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 18, 2024 10:02 PM (u73oe)

262 Ann Coulter: "'They’re Not Listening' author, Ryan Girdusky explains what a bombshell this was."

Great interview, and it seems the anti uncontrolled immigration, anti culture changing surrender candidates are winning big in Europe. Change may came there first? idk ... we have moderately "safer" third worlders coming here (not quite as many Jihadists) ... but it seems The People are truly revolting over there.

Here they have "the greatest voting cheat machine in history (or whatever Biden bragged, about their ability to steal elections) so we shall see. "The West" is not ready to surrender to the globalists and oligarchs, but maybe The Machines will win, idk.

Posted by: illiniwek at June 18, 2024 10:02 PM (Cus5s)

263 Kratwurst, absolutely and I'm buying!

Posted by: Ben Had at June 18, 2024 10:03 PM (7iAr4)

264 You sir are a scholar and a gentleman, unless you consider either of those distasteful.

Posted by: Kratwurst at June 18, 2024 10:05 PM (fcDpY)

265 Mark Felt was passed over for promotion at least twice, I didn't really grok that.

I mean, if you are leaking stuff to the press, bad stuff about your boss, it does seem reasonable that Nixon would have passed him over for promotion.

Posted by: Common Tater at June 18, 2024 10:07 PM (eZJ2c)

266 Uh, the ONT is up and more or less running.

Posted by: LRob in OK at June 18, 2024 10:10 PM (TSQkU)

267 Common Tater

Mark Felt
Small man, bad man, traitor.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 18, 2024 10:11 PM (u82oZ)

268 I think it was meant to say that Joe's "physical" infirmities don't stop him from being a great president just like FDR!
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 18, 2024 08:35 PM (ZdexC)

OTOH, his mental infirmities would preclude him being a WalMart greeter.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 18, 2024 10:14 PM (Xtdoj)

269 ONT nood, as we still here suspected

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 18, 2024 10:16 PM (ZdexC)

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