The Turnip Diaries: Biden Humiliates Himself and America at G7 Conference

It's a little "America's back, baby!" mixed with a heaping spoonful of "A Father's Love."

Joe Biden thinks that Hunter Biden went to trial because of political bias at the DOJ he uses to attack his enemies.

"If I weren't running for reelection, he would have gotten the plea deal," Biden told a confidant earlier this month, a person familiar with the conversation told Politico.
Hunter refused to accept a gun-related plea deal from the government in 2023. The offer of the gun plea deal came after his "sweetheart" plea deal blew up under judicial scrutiny, which the judge characterized as "atypical" and "not straightforward."

This may be true but in a narrow sense: If Biden weren't the "president," then perhaps no one would have looked very closely at the DOJ delivering a secret sweetheart deal for a Regime Nepot.

But it would have been unjust as hell. Other people face trial for illegal possession of a gun and tax cheating. And, if you're a Republican, you can go to jail for contempt or for not registering as the agent of a foreign government.

Thanks to Shain S.

Biden had to be rescued by Italy PM Georgia Meloni after he wandered off again at a skydiving exhibition.

I know what you're thinking, and while the idea of strapping this turnip into a parachute and dropping him out of an airplane is hilarious, no, Joe Biden was on the ground in his earthshoes.

This is just humiliating for America: There are the leaders (or "leaders") of the G7 countries. For some reason, Justin Castreau is there. Are we still pretending Canada is a first world country? I thought we were just pretending to give them a morale boost, and then we'd stop.

Anyway, they're all looking in the right direction to see a skydiving exhibition.

But Joe Biden's making his own fun.

President Biden appeared to wander off at the G7 summit in Italy, with officials needing to pull him back to focus.
As world leaders applauded a parachuting presentation, Biden could be seen trailing off and stepping away from the group, appearing to talk to an officer packing a bag.
Italian Prime Minister Giorgia Meloni, who is hosting the meeting of world leaders, then pulls back the US president to get his attention so he can rejoin his fellow world leaders.

Watch Italian PM Meloni’s face at :07. Someone tells her Biden’s meds are wearing off and he needs help.

She responds with hurried grace.

Thank you Italy. We’re so sorry. pic.twitter.com/RXS21xzxlG
— BDW (@BryanDeanWright) June 13, 2024

The New York Times writes a tearjerker story about how much Hunter Biden -- a serial drug abuser, tax evader, john, illegal gun purchaser, and influence-peddler -- has suffered by sitting in a trial for just one of his many, many crimes, most of which the DOJ intentionally allowed to expire.

Obviously they've never written a word about the strain that left's open warfare on Trump has inflicted on him.

Biden slurred and stammered his way through a fake press conference, in which he called on "reporters" pre-selected by the White House to ask questions. He knew the questions in advance, and he read the answers prepared for him off of cards.

And he couldn't even do that right.

He once again called Hunter Biden "one of the brightest men I know" -- which sounds possible, given his inner circle -- and again claimed that Hunter had conquered his drug addiction.

Say, any word yet on which of your fucked-up sex-addict criminal children left that coke in the White House, or nah?

In one video, he says he will take two questions from reporters, but then repeats this twice, only he now says he'll take two "questionies" -- yes, questionies, like the word is "questiony" -- and then repeated again, he'd take "questionies."

I guess the diminutive is used to indicate these aren't real questions, they're cute, pre-scripted fake "questionies."

Then he barked at a reporter for "not playing by the rules" when a reporter went off-script.

Biden holds a VERY RARE, highly scripted "press conference" — then scolds the press for asking him a question: "I wish you guys would play by the rules a little bit"

ATTACK ON THE FREE PRESS! DEMOCRACY DIES IN DARKNESS! DISGUSTING! pic.twitter.com/RX6RRA0h9S
— RNC Research (@RNCResearch) June 13, 2024

Biden isn't cogent enough to answer questions from the leftwing media, so now he's got his own campaign staff asking him softball questions and pretending this is a real interview:

I can answer the questions Trump can’t.

And you won’t catch me ranting on Truth Social at 3 o’clock in the morning. pic.twitter.com/BEQdY80oYD
— Joe Biden (@JoeBiden) June 13, 2024

Biden awake at 3am? Dude, he's barely awake for six hours per day, 10am to 4pm.

Twitchy comments: "Seven cuts in a 48 second video? He's fine."

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 05:11 PM

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1 Fuck Joe Biden

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 13, 2024 05:12 PM (U8tvg)

2 Roomy

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 13, 2024 05:13 PM (U8tvg)

3 rd

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 13, 2024 05:13 PM (U8tvg)

4 th

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 13, 2024 05:13 PM (U8tvg)

5 The wandering off thing is an embarrassment.
The guy is cooked.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 13, 2024 05:14 PM (MeG8a)

6 Brandon, the "living embodiment of the rule of law"

*rolls eyes*

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 13, 2024 05:15 PM (llON8)

7 At least Joe wasn't attacked by an 8' white rabbit.

Gain of Fauci @DschlopesIsBack
It took Joe Biden exactly 3 seconds to forget he had already shaken Schumer's hand.
https://tinyurl.com/4kk24kee

10 seconds

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 13, 2024 05:15 PM (ZdexC)

8 At least Canada's leader knows which way is up.

Posted by: Next2Nothing at June 13, 2024 05:16 PM (tA1/w)

9 Turnip Diaries. *hahahaha*

Posted by: scampydog at June 13, 2024 05:17 PM (2bFN5)

10 I'm not embarrassed, but there's 81 million "voters" who should be.

Posted by: huerfano at June 13, 2024 05:17 PM (VGOMa)

11 Biden had to be rescued by Italy PM Georgia Meloni after he wandered off again at a skydiving exhibition.

She should have left the necrotic pedo walk away. Hopefully he would tumble down a flight of steep steps.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 13, 2024 05:17 PM (aFNOf)

12 Yeah, this guy will head the ticket. Please.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 13, 2024 05:17 PM (xCA6C)

13 Heh. FJB gives a whole new meaning to the word Squirrel!

Posted by: Old Blue at June 13, 2024 05:17 PM (Pxa/w)

14 Biden awake at 3am? Dude, he's barely awake for six hours per day, 10am to 4pm.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace

IF Brandon is awake at 3am they screwed up his drug regiment or he filled his diaper again.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 13, 2024 05:17 PM (pUmP9)

15 Irritating that these frikkin leaders know the elevator not only doesn’t go all the way up, it doesn’t work, and yet they all play along

Posted by: Euro at June 13, 2024 05:17 PM (LxqBJ)

16 biden wandering off like that reminds me of when I used to coach T-ball when my son was 6 or 7. I was constantly corralling kids that went wandering off to pick flowers or look at bugs instead of trying to get them to play ball.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 13, 2024 05:17 PM (QNSds)

17 Debate in 2 weeks?....Can Trapper/Bash save this guy?

Posted by: BignJames at June 13, 2024 05:18 PM (AwYPR)

18 Willowed:

https://youtu.be/ir8SVJQQAzE?feature=shared

Hilarious rap clip of defense attorney Alan Jackson quoting texts from witnesses from the Karen Read trial.

NSFW.

Enjoy.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 13, 2024 05:12 PM (ufFY

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 13, 2024 05:18 PM (ufFY8)

19
"Sharpest mind around, folks. We have to dump him, fast." - Operatives, Talking Heads and Toadies Union, Local 254

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 13, 2024 05:18 PM (MoZTd)

20 left=let

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 13, 2024 05:18 PM (aFNOf)

21 OMG

How far will this Chauncey Gardner game continue?

Posted by: Lizzy at June 13, 2024 05:18 PM (Hkcdp)

22 look up
look down
look at my thumb
gee you're dumb

Posted by: wth at June 13, 2024 05:18 PM (v0R5T)

23 Perhaps he was hallucinating and saw an 8 year old girl in a skirt and tube top.

Posted by: Stateless at June 13, 2024 05:19 PM (jvJvP)

24 15 Irritating that these frikkin leaders know the elevator not only doesn’t go all the way up, it doesn’t work, and yet they all play along

"Living in someone else's delusion."

Posted by: Phrase I learned in COVID at June 13, 2024 05:19 PM (GdArG)

25 >>> 10 I'm not embarrassed, but there's 81 million "voters" who should be.
Posted by: huerfano at June 13, 2024 05:17 PM (VGOMa)

Ballots don't get embarrassed, silly.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 13, 2024 05:19 PM (llON8)

26 It wasn't the wandering off that disturbed me. It was the slowwwwwly putting on of the sunglasses.

Someone should have told Joe his trademarked aviators need to be retired because beyond a certain point it's both farce and folly.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 13, 2024 05:19 PM (tT6L1)

27 I'm not embarrassed, but there's 81 million "voters" who should be.

Posted by: huerfano at June 13, 2024 05:17 PM (VGOMa)

And 340 citizens who need to be.

Posted by: BignJames at June 13, 2024 05:19 PM (AwYPR)

28 Italy's in good hands. We're in trouble.

Posted by: mrp at June 13, 2024 05:19 PM (rj6Yv)

29 To be fair to Brandon, if I had to hang out with these jumped-up, phony ass jackoffs all day, I'd probably wander off and talk to whoever isn't them, too.

"Hey buddy. What're ya doin' there? Packin' a bag? Looks like a nice bag. What are ya gonna do next? Tell me all about it for the next four hours or so."

Posted by: Natalie Wood at June 13, 2024 05:20 PM (0FoWg)

30 He looks senile, he looks like he's drooling with his mouth hanging open, this is so bad...

Posted by: lin-duh who owns one at June 13, 2024 05:20 PM (WT4dp)

31 DEBATE, DEBATE, DEBATE!

Posted by: RI Red at June 13, 2024 05:20 PM (T9WMp)

32 They all know. So, what’s in it for them to play pretend?

Posted by: Euro at June 13, 2024 05:20 PM (LxqBJ)

33 "She responds with hurried grace."

A most gracious host for sure. As to Biden: Oh My God.

Simply dysfunctional as a leader. Pushing barely functional as an adult. In a hundred years, we'll finally find out who has their hands on the nuclear codes. If the nation survives the trending collapse, of course.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at June 13, 2024 05:20 PM (aXxgO)

34 Meloni is like:
"Hey stupid, over here."

Posted by: wth at June 13, 2024 05:20 PM (v0R5T)

35 Now I don't know if I want him to croak, or to refrain from shuffling off his mortal coil until January.

Libtards needs their faces smeared in this shit.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 13, 2024 05:20 PM (ufFY8)

36 Related: "Jimmy Carter no longer awake every day, grandson says".

Posted by: Citizen Cake at June 13, 2024 05:20 PM (CwhoI)

37 >>> 21 OMG

How far will this Chauncey Gardner game continue?
Posted by: Lizzy at June 13, 2024 05:18 PM (Hkcdp)

Until his head explodes on live national teewee, possibly a bit after that.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 13, 2024 05:20 PM (llON8)

38 Reminds me of the blonde joke.

Brunette: look at all the dead birds !

Blonde friend looking up in the air: Where ?

Posted by: polynikes at June 13, 2024 05:21 PM (SHMXB)

39 If Biden is around for the election ad season the clips should be good. So much material. But will the material actually get used. I have doubts.

Posted by: scampydog at June 13, 2024 05:21 PM (2bFN5)

40 Turnip Diaries lol watch out google will blacklist you

Posted by: brak at June 13, 2024 05:22 PM (AR07F)

41
How far will this Chauncey Gardner game continue?
Posted by: Lizzy at June 13, 2024 05:18 PM (Hkcdp)

They kept RBG in place for at least a year, maybe longer.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 13, 2024 05:22 PM (aFNOf)

42 Seven cuts in a 48 second video is actually an improvement. He had 6 cuts in 12 second video just last month.

Posted by: tankdemon at June 13, 2024 05:22 PM (ix/nF)

43 >>> 39 If Biden is around for the election ad season the clips should be good. So much material. But will the material actually get used. I have doubts.
Posted by: scampydog at June 13, 2024 05:21 PM (2bFN5)

We don't broadcast commercials paid for by or on behalf of convicted felons.

Posted by: MSDNCBSABXiNN at June 13, 2024 05:22 PM (llON8)

44 Questionies -- it's Italian for 'questions' in the dialect of Fragile!

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 13, 2024 05:22 PM (ZdexC)

45 Stay with the tour, please.

Posted by: Your kindergarten teacher at June 13, 2024 05:22 PM (GdArG)

46 Euro: "Irritating that these frikkin leaders know the elevator not only doesn't go all the way up, it doesn't work, and yet they all play along"

They do it for expediency. We are their national security blanket and sometimes bank account. They are doing it all for their own national interests, not Biden's.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at June 13, 2024 05:23 PM (aXxgO)

47 That Biden WH photo of the Bidens and the Carters together.

I despise what the Bidens did to the Carters. Mean-spirited to the core.

Posted by: mrp at June 13, 2024 05:23 PM (rj6Yv)

48 Used to take my dad to an Alzheimers therapy group twice a month. Occasionally I would hang around in the background and watch. Joe would have fit right in. Jill Biden makes Edith Wilson look like an innocent school girl.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * hanging out at the corner of Sanity and Madness at June 13, 2024 05:23 PM (+qILM)

49 I remember a few years ago when being able to take a 3:00 a.m. phone call was actually considered beneficial for a candidate.

Posted by: tankdemon at June 13, 2024 05:23 PM (ix/nF)

50 Every day Mr. Johnson should be screaming from the podium that we need an Article 25 called yesterday. Then run clips of this fuckup trying to act human.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 13, 2024 05:24 PM (aFNOf)

51 I bet all those world leaders now wish they had Trump there so they don't have to pretend nothing to see there.

Posted by: Decaf at June 13, 2024 05:24 PM (unUNN)

52 >>> 48 Used to take my dad to an Alzheimers therapy group twice a month. Occasionally I would hang around in the background and watch. Joe would have fit right in. Jill Biden makes Edith Wilson look like an innocent school girl.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * hanging out at the corner of Sanity and Madness at June 13, 2024 05:23 PM (+qILM)

Especially her wardrobe.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 13, 2024 05:24 PM (llON8)

53 And 340 citizens who need to be.

Posted by: BignJames at June 13, 2024 05:19 PM (AwYPR)

340 million

Posted by: BignJames at June 13, 2024 05:25 PM (AwYPR)

54 G7 loves Biden, he makes them all look smart.

Posted by: wth at June 13, 2024 05:25 PM (v0R5T)

55 The Torricelli Option is becoming likelier by the day.

Posted by: Midnight Rambler at June 13, 2024 05:25 PM (BMHsU)

56 "I wish you guys would play by the rules a little bit."

I bet there weren't a dry set of panties among the entire press corps. Shaking and in tears too.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 13, 2024 05:25 PM (W/lyH)

57 While in college, I took LSD every Thursday night. Sometimes I'd have to smoke opium to come down.

And yet, I was never as high as Joe Fukin Biden appears now.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at June 13, 2024 05:25 PM (wBaIH)

58 Maj. Healey: "They kept RBG in place for at least a year, maybe longer."

Diane Feinstein has entered the chat.

Who knows how many zombies are being kept animated by the cornucopia of medications and aides circulating the Federal government, particularly the Congress.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at June 13, 2024 05:26 PM (aXxgO)

59 >>> 55 The Torricelli Option is becoming likelier by the day.
Posted by: Midnight Rambler at June 13, 2024 05:25 PM (BMHsU)

*cackles*

Posted by: Kamala at June 13, 2024 05:26 PM (llON8)

60 The rate of decline appears to have increased.

Posted by: RI Red at June 13, 2024 05:26 PM (T9WMp)

61 Speaking of Italians, last night I watched the movie Big Night again . What a really good movie with no real story.

Posted by: polynikes at June 13, 2024 05:26 PM (SHMXB)

62 Biden is not sentient enough to be a turnip or even a nematode in the dirt surrounding the turnip. Biden may be the fungus.

Posted by: Decaf at June 13, 2024 05:26 PM (unUNN)

63 41
How far will this Chauncey Gardner game continue?
Posted by: Lizzy at June 13, 2024 05:18 PM (Hkcdp)

They kept RBG in place for at least a year, maybe longer.

He's not wearing the oven mitts yet.

Posted by: Always a key indicator at June 13, 2024 05:26 PM (GdArG)

64 The whole thing is shameful. I hate seeing any person in this condition, it's all well known indicators of dementia, the posture, the facial expressions, the wandering, the inability to stay on a topic or even a script.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 13, 2024 05:26 PM (MeG8a)

65 They all know. So, what’s in it for them to play pretend?

Posted by: Euro at June 13, 2024 05:20 PM (LxqBJ)
______________________

They're just being polite. As is appropriate.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 13, 2024 05:26 PM (YqDXo)

66 Dude is file 404ing through and through.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at June 13, 2024 05:27 PM (sFONh)

67 G7 loves Biden. He's like the old coot that gives everyone his credit card PIN.

Posted by: wth at June 13, 2024 05:27 PM (v0R5T)

68 >>> 64 The whole thing is shameful. I hate seeing any person in this condition, it's all well known indicators of dementia, the posture, the facial expressions, the wandering, the inability to stay on a topic or even a script.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 13, 2024 05:26 PM (MeG8a)

IT'S A STUTTER!

Posted by: MSDNCBSABXiNN at June 13, 2024 05:27 PM (llON8)

69 >>It wasn't the wandering off that disturbed me. It was the slowwwwwly putting on of the sunglasses
___

I noticed that as well. It's as if he knows he needs to be careful not to poke his eye out.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at June 13, 2024 05:27 PM (bNf8H)

70 The rate of decline appears to have increased.

Posted by: RI Red at June 13, 2024 05:26 PM (T9WMp)
_________________

It's a power dive now.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 13, 2024 05:27 PM (YqDXo)

71 G7 loves Biden, he makes them all look smart.
Posted by: wth at June 13, 2024 05:25 PM (v0R5T)

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You got a point there, none of them knows what they are doing either.

Posted by: Decaf at June 13, 2024 05:28 PM (unUNN)

72
That wandering off stuff is just not explainable. He is literally walking away not know where he is. The world leaders have to corral him in order to keep him from wandering off.

Posted by: Frank Barone at June 13, 2024 05:28 PM (+oR7L)

73 Joe needs a better caregiver. I hear Macron will be available soon.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 13, 2024 05:28 PM (aFNOf)

74 Especially her wardrobe.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket
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Somebody shot the drapes. Had to use the leftovers for something.

Posted by: scampydog at June 13, 2024 05:28 PM (2bFN5)

75 We're walking, we're walking, this way Mr. President please, watch your step.

*holds up flag on stick*

Posted by: PM Giorgia Meloni at June 13, 2024 05:28 PM (guGkK)

76 The whole thing is shameful. I hate seeing any person in this condition, it's all well known indicators of dementia, the posture, the facial expressions, the wandering, the inability to stay on a topic or even a script.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 13, 2024 05:26 PM (MeG8a)
__________________

It's painful to watch.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 13, 2024 05:28 PM (YqDXo)

77 The Steal has been paid for. Biden expects to be reelected. Kamahaha is biding her time drinking beer and smoking dope

Posted by: Jamaica at June 13, 2024 05:28 PM (IG7T0)

78 President George Bush was jumping out of airplanes when he was older than FJB

Posted by: Perfessor Squirrel at June 13, 2024 05:28 PM (bNms3)

79 IF Brandon is awake at 3am they screwed up his drug regiment or he filled his diaper again.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 13, 2024 05:17 PM (pUmP9)

Dementia/Alzheimer's symptom.

Posted by: BignJames at June 13, 2024 05:28 PM (AwYPR)

80 I came across a supercut of Puddinhead Joe saying dumb things.
What was interesting was that the Joe Biden stuff from 2021/2022 are a much better sounding Joe Biden than we have now.

Posted by: SMOD at June 13, 2024 05:28 PM (9LfeR)

81 I kind of agree with DIG. I want FJB "in it to win it". His being in the race can only help Trump, and I feel the closer we get to the election, the worse Joe's going to get.

Posted by: Old Blue at June 13, 2024 05:29 PM (Pxa/w)

82 G7 loves Biden. He makes them all feel so young and sexy.

Posted by: wth at June 13, 2024 05:29 PM (v0R5T)

83 Just had a look at the artwork from this morning. I'm disappointed nobody mentioned that it's a painting of Rock Hudson.

Posted by: Decaf at June 13, 2024 05:29 PM (unUNN)

84 The rate of decline appears to have increased.
Posted by: RI Red at June 13, 2024 05:26 PM (T9WMp)
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think maybe the drugs they use to keep him pepped up enough to stumble through various functions might be burning out his brain a bit more rapidly than is normal for an Alzheimers patient?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 13, 2024 05:29 PM (tT6L1)

85

"Um, is someone gonna go lasso the Leader of the Free World?"

Posted by: PM Giorgia Meloni at June 13, 2024 05:29 PM (guGkK)

86 It's funny when he starts to wander away

Posted by: Don Black at June 13, 2024 05:29 PM (/7KEl)

87 BignJames: "Debate in 2 weeks?....Can Trapper/Bash save this guy?"

Google AI and Microsoft AI are working as fast as possible to provide the animatronic filters. I don't think they'll meet the deadline.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at June 13, 2024 05:29 PM (aXxgO)

88 Odds on having a President Kumala for a brief time?
Going up, I say.

Posted by: RI Red at June 13, 2024 05:30 PM (T9WMp)

89 Elder abuse

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 13, 2024 05:30 PM (Ka3bZ)

90 At least he has an excuse for being a dumbass now. But that doesn't explain him being a dumbass for the last 40 years

Posted by: Gerry at June 13, 2024 05:30 PM (bEAbD)

91 Who would win a checkers game, Biden or McConnell?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 13, 2024 05:30 PM (aFNOf)

92 >>> 88 Odds on having a President Kumala for a brief time?
Going up, I say.
Posted by: RI Red at June 13, 2024 05:30 PM (T9WMp)

The odds are ZERO!

Posted by: DOCTOR Jill at June 13, 2024 05:30 PM (llON8)

93 Justin looks like he is giggling while Biden gets rescued.

Posted by: Piper at June 13, 2024 05:30 PM (pZEOD)

94 "Um, is someone gonna go lasso the Leader of the Free World?"
Posted by: PM Giorgia Meloni
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Second look at my rope corral?

Posted by: Hillary at June 13, 2024 05:31 PM (2bFN5)

95 Potatohead wanders off without any idea of where he's at or why he's there.

But norms, baby.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 13, 2024 05:31 PM (guGkK)

96 >>The whole thing is shameful. I hate seeing any person in this condition, it's all well known indicators of dementia, the posture, the facial expressions, the wandering, the inability to stay on a topic or even a script.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 13, 2024 05:26 PM

Joe Biden has always been a combination of ego and bile. I have no pity.

Posted by: huerfano at June 13, 2024 05:31 PM (VGOMa)

97 55 The Torricelli Option is becoming likelier by the day.
Posted by: Midnight Rambler at June 13, 2024 05:25 PM (BMHsU)

They haven't had their convention yet, so he isn't the nominee.

Posted by: tankdemon at June 13, 2024 05:31 PM (ix/nF)

98 Red, by brief you mean 10 years?

Posted by: Jamaica at June 13, 2024 05:31 PM (IG7T0)

99 I'm not embarrassed, but there's 81 million "voters" who should be.
Posted by: huerfano at June 13, 2024 05:17 PM (VGOMa)

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They would be if they actually existed.

Posted by: Decaf at June 13, 2024 05:31 PM (unUNN)

100 I would rerun the vid Audacity of Grope with commentary on how more lucid Biden looks in that vid than now.

Killing two birds with one stone.

Posted by: polynikes at June 13, 2024 05:31 PM (SHMXB)

101 That wandering off stuff is just not explainable. He is literally walking away not know where he is. The world leaders have to corral him in order to keep him from wandering off.

Posted by: Frank Barone

Hey Jack! I'm on vacation.

Posted by: President Old Man Balls at June 13, 2024 05:31 PM (v0R5T)

102 >>> 91 Who would win a checkers game, Biden or McConnell?
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 13, 2024 05:30 PM (aFNOf)

Posted by: Mitch McConnell at June 13, 2024 05:31 PM (llON8)

103 I figure Joe Biden will stroke out before the end of the year, so having a woman president seems more and more likely

Posted by: SMOD at June 13, 2024 05:31 PM (9LfeR)

104 ... Joe Biden was on the ground in his earthshoes.

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Is he still wearing those sponge-bozo snow-shoes to try and keep him somewhat vertical and keep him from falling on his shit-filled diapers?

Posted by: ShainS -- Make Mean Tweets Great Again! at June 13, 2024 05:31 PM (hmWcn)

105 Does he have a body double?

Posted by: I would like to know at June 13, 2024 05:32 PM (GdArG)

106 I will give Biden's medical team this: they keep the husk shambling, barely, and no one is fooled, but shamble on he does. Mitch's team has still not solved his periodic vapor lock issue. Ultimately, watching either of these crusty dudes is like seeing a driver pull into the pit mid-race.

Posted by: Bionic and Catatonic at June 13, 2024 05:32 PM (Hp9hg)

107 Who would win a checkers game, Biden or McConnell?
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 13, 2024 05:30 PM (aFNOf)

They might not finish before they die

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 13, 2024 05:32 PM (NtVYv)

108 Anyone care to bet against my guess that all the doors on the WH have their locks on the inside?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 13, 2024 05:32 PM (guGkK)

109 >>> 103 I figure Joe Biden will stroke out before the end of the year, so having a woman president seems more and more likely
Posted by: SMOD at June 13, 2024 05:31 PM (9LfeR)

I'm ready!

Posted by: Hillary! at June 13, 2024 05:32 PM (llON8)

110 The rate of decline appears to have increased.
Posted by: RI Red

Definitely. With my dad, it was a slow descent until it wasn't. There came a point where it seemed that a switch had been flipped. Joe seems to be hovering at that edge. If that happens even Houdini wouldn't be able to pull off that sleight of hand.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * hanging out at the corner of Sanity and Madness at June 13, 2024 05:32 PM (+qILM)

111 Joe Biden has always been a combination of ego and bile. I have no pity.
Posted by: huerfano at June 13, 2024 05:31 PM (VGOMa)

Me either.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 13, 2024 05:32 PM (W/lyH)

112 For the record, I was at the store earlier, and if the bikini redhead Joe posted earlier has a little sister, I was in line behind her.
Wow!!!
Just...wow!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at June 13, 2024 05:34 PM (W/lyH)

113 >>I'm ready!

Posted by: Hillary! at June 13, 2024 05:32 PM

Chunky, pasty and ready.

Posted by: huerfano at June 13, 2024 05:34 PM (VGOMa)

114 Definitely. With my dad, it was a slow descent until it wasn't. There came a point where it seemed that a switch had been flipped. Joe seems to be hovering at that edge. If that happens even Houdini wouldn't be able to pull off that sleight of hand.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * hanging out at the corner of Sanity and Madness at June 13, 2024 05:32 PM (+qILM)
-------------

My mother slowly declined then she fell and broke her hip. After that, things went downhill fast.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 13, 2024 05:34 PM (tT6L1)

115 At least Joe didn't pick his nose... did he?

Posted by: steevy at June 13, 2024 05:34 PM (FQmDC)

116 Check out his Juneteenth vapor-lock, and subsequent gibbering.

https://youtu.be/0vpIF65ISZU?si=Siu_fmC1B7nUXjxN

It's even weirder than the wandering.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 13, 2024 05:34 PM (0FoWg)

117 111 Joe Biden has always been a combination of ego and bile. I have no pity.
Posted by: huerfano at June 13, 2024 05:31 PM (VGOMa)

Me either.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 13, 2024 05:32 PM (W/lyH)

Have we learned nothing from Mr. T?

Posted by: I Pity The Fool at June 13, 2024 05:34 PM (Hp9hg)

118 Joe Biden has always been a combination of ego and bile. I have no pity.
Posted by: huerfano at June 13, 2024 05:31 PM (VGOMa)

Me either.
Posted by: Diogenes
------
Plus one. He had a long career of being a rotten human.

Posted by: scampydog at June 13, 2024 05:34 PM (2bFN5)

119 We're back baby!!

Posted by: Plainoldtoast at June 13, 2024 05:34 PM (ytSiK)

120 The world leaders have to corral him in order to keep him from wandering off

Posted by: Frank Barone
.......

and getting stuck in a hedge.

Posted by: wth at June 13, 2024 05:34 PM (v0R5T)

121 Did someone tell Joe to put his sunglasses on?

Posted by: mrp at June 13, 2024 05:35 PM (rj6Yv)

122 "OK, Giorgia, it's your turn to go tackle him."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 13, 2024 05:35 PM (YqDXo)

123 if biden is gone before the election, one must wonder what kind of executive orders kamala will come up with. at least biden just does as he's told

Posted by: gnats local 678 at June 13, 2024 05:35 PM (B1FKF)

124 Anyone care to bet against my guess that all the doors on the WH have their locks on the inside?
Posted by: Cicero

Double keyed deadbolts as used in a lunatic asylum.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 13, 2024 05:35 PM (cOq4q)

125 What's the range on those LifeAlert thingies anyway?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 13, 2024 05:35 PM (guGkK)

126 kumala as potus even for a short while? Like Hillary is going let that historic first happen.

One way trip to arkancide.

Posted by: Outside of Life at June 13, 2024 05:35 PM (89Sog)

127
He's... preoccupied! Yeah, that's it! Joe is thinking all the time how to make America a country even Michelle Obama can be proud of. He can't get distracted by things like skydivers.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 13, 2024 05:36 PM (MoZTd)

128 Red, by brief you mean 10 years?
Posted by: Jamaica at June 13, 2024 05:31 PM (IG7T0)

Jamaica, just the thought terrifies me.
I can pretty much guarantee that she would preside over a much smaller union of states.

Posted by: RI Red at June 13, 2024 05:36 PM (T9WMp)

129 If they start hooking Joey up to an adult leash I think even the GOPe would say you impeachment it is. Hah, who am I kidding , statements of support , empathy and sympathy it will be

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 13, 2024 05:36 PM (FTjSO)

130 Who would win a checkers game, Biden or McConnell?

My border collie

Posted by: Euro at June 13, 2024 05:36 PM (LxqBJ)

131 But Joe Biden's making his own fun.
......

in his pants.

Posted by: wth at June 13, 2024 05:36 PM (v0R5T)

132 At gateway pundit - street artist Sabo has some really hilarious Biden & Clooney posters on the streets of LA

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 13, 2024 05:36 PM (Ka3bZ)

133 Hey, when Mitch isn't frozen his brain works unlike Joe

Posted by: steevy at June 13, 2024 05:36 PM (FQmDC)

134 gradually, then all of the sudden

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 13, 2024 05:36 PM (NtVYv)

135 Elder abuse

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion

Honestly, if not for the deadly serious consequences, the entire thing would be darkly comical. I'd feel worse for the man if it weren't the logical conclusion of his life's trajectory. (Remember gang, "trajectory" and "tragedy" share the same etymology...)

Posted by: Brother Tim sez fuck cancer at June 13, 2024 05:36 PM (OUMaO)

136 Shouldn't that be the G6.5 conference?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 13, 2024 05:37 PM (YqDXo)

137 "Mr. President, for the tenth time, no you can't launch a nuclear attack on Corn Pop."

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 13, 2024 05:37 PM (guGkK)

138 With the sunglasses I think Sundowner was looking where he parked the corvette

Posted by: Skip at June 13, 2024 05:37 PM (fwDg9)

139 .

Posted by: Mitch War Turtle on cocaine at June 13, 2024 05:37 PM (NtVYv)

140 Or not. Something something goat-song.

Posted by: Brother Tim sez fuck cancer at June 13, 2024 05:38 PM (OUMaO)

141 Anyone else that would be elder abuse, with Sundowner he deserves every second of it.

Posted by: Skip at June 13, 2024 05:38 PM (fwDg9)

142 Cicero: "Anyone care to bet against my guess that all the doors on the WH have their locks on the inside?"

It's funny that you say that. Last night Kevin McCarthy was on an evening political/news show (Newsmax or FOXNews, I don't remember) speaking about a meeting/tour with Joe. When Joe went to show the converted room off the Oval Office - a minioffice - the door was locked. SS had to unlock it for them. So, yeah, yours isn't crazytalk.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at June 13, 2024 05:38 PM (aXxgO)

143 I hope he doesn't live in excruciating pain every second of the day for the rest of his miserable existence.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 13, 2024 05:38 PM (aFNOf)

144 Who would win a checkers game, Biden or McConnell?
_________________

I think Joe would lose at tic-tac-toe.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 13, 2024 05:38 PM (YqDXo)

145 My black swan event prediction:

An Antifa Sniper kills Kamala. They blame some guy in a Red Hat who gets "Jack Rubyed" before he can be tried. This allows them to pick a new VP - who becomes the actual Dem Candidate at the convention. Four more years of tyranny, and the old Republic is dead and buried.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at June 13, 2024 05:39 PM (CecP5)

146 Joe Biden has always been a combination of ego and bile. I have no pity.
Posted by: huerfano

Me either.
Posted by: Diogenes
.......

and I have no qualms about verbally abusing him.

Posted by: wth at June 13, 2024 05:40 PM (v0R5T)

147 Joe looks like he can smell his own diaper.

Posted by: Northernlurker at June 13, 2024 05:40 PM (JLq/1)

148 Very confused elder who is denied proper mobility aid

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 13, 2024 05:40 PM (RIvkX)

149 He will have to have a fag flag imprinted on his tomb so it will be a felony hate crime to defecate on it.

Posted by: torabora at June 13, 2024 05:40 PM (0Gnoc)

150 Let the mutherfuckr wander off and get lost . He just signed a 10.fucking year aid package to Ukraine

Posted by: Ben HaduButker made the speech at a CATHOLIC at June 13, 2024 05:40 PM (7iAr4)

151 Even Carter didn't do all the big tome blunders as Biden has

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at June 13, 2024 05:41 PM (FLiOE)

152 America is back, on its back, like a turtle.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 13, 2024 05:41 PM (U92EF)

153 >>> 145 My black swan event prediction:

An Antifa Sniper kills Kamala. They blame some guy in a Red Hat who gets "Jack Rubyed" before he can be tried. This allows them to pick a new VP - who becomes the actual Dem Candidate at the convention. Four more years of tyranny, and the old Republic is dead and buried.
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at June 13, 2024 05:39 PM (CecP5)

Well aren't *you* Mister Sunshine today. ;P

I think RI Red @ 128 has the right long-term result of "President" Kamaladingdong.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 13, 2024 05:41 PM (llON8)

154 It would be horrific enough if he was going to be President until January, but he's trying to be President for another four years.

Imagine what he'll be like in 2028, if he is not pushing up daisies by then.

Posted by: Droolin' Joe Biden! at June 13, 2024 05:41 PM (uxCna)

155 150 Let the mutherfuckr wander off and get lost . He just signed a 10.fucking year aid package to Ukraine
Posted by: Ben HaduButker made the speech at a CATHOLIC at June 13, 2024 05:40 PM (7iAr4)

Of which he has no authority to do

Posted by: It's me donna at June 13, 2024 05:41 PM (Akjoo)

156 Third aneurysm is the charm.

Posted by: wth at June 13, 2024 05:41 PM (v0R5T)

157 Actually, we should all be ashamed. As I understand it, when the cameras are off, Joe is the Einstein of Machiavellies. So perhaps we should hold our fire. He was just internally brainstorming until the cameras panned away.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at June 13, 2024 05:41 PM (aXxgO)

158 Questionies...

Rispondo ora alle interrogazioni

'I will take questions now' in Italian. Joe Biden, the ugly American.

Posted by: Cheri at June 13, 2024 05:42 PM (oiNtH)

159
Anytime anyone mentions the Nuclear football, Biden does the Heisman Trophy pose, which loosens his sphincter muscle and he shits his pants.

Posted by: Frank Barone at June 13, 2024 05:42 PM (+oR7L)

160 We thought Biden would be dropped January of 23. Didn't happen. Well, next most likely time is after the election but before the inaugural.

Posted by: Jamaica at June 13, 2024 05:42 PM (IG7T0)

161 It's just a stutter...

Posted by: Droolin' Joe Biden! at June 13, 2024 05:42 PM (uxCna)

162 He may be getting to the point he cannot identify people around him, develop paranoia, suffer delusions, anxiety, circadian disruption

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 13, 2024 05:42 PM (RIvkX)

163 I'm going to go with "purposefully not looking upwards at the skydiving team" because this poopy dude has absolutely no balance left and looking up causes Joe to fall down. I've seen it with elderly relatives. They almost always look straight ahead or down at a slight angle. Never up.

Posted by: Orson at June 13, 2024 05:43 PM (dIske)

164 Just put a wireless shock collar on him and geofence him in.

Posted by: torabora at June 13, 2024 05:43 PM (0Gnoc)

165 if biden is gone before the election, one must wonder what kind of executive orders kamala will come up with

-----

I'm proud to sign the Rod Stewart bill into law today, so that strong, Canadian born Indo-Jamaican American girls of color just like me know they can guzzle as much of something as they want, without a lack of medical care impeding their insatiable ambition.

Posted by: Preezy K at June 13, 2024 05:43 PM (0FoWg)

166 A corrupt Senator sells his soul to Satan to become president.

Satan grants his wish, but punishes him by waiting 45 years to interfere in an election and make him president. By then he is a dementia-addled old man barely cognizant of the fact he is president, and he is nothing more than a shambling pathetic puppet for those that control him.

Posted by: Strange Tales at June 13, 2024 05:43 PM (AR07F)

167 Let the mutherfuckr wander off and get lost . He just signed a 10.fucking year aid package to Ukraine
Posted by: Ben HaduButker made the speech at a CATHOLIC at June 13, 2024 05:40 PM (7iAr4)

Of which he has no authority to do
Posted by: It's me donna
.......

That's what I was thinking.
Who died and made this guy King Shit on Turd Hill?

Posted by: wth at June 13, 2024 05:43 PM (v0R5T)

168 Who would win a checkers game, Biden or McConnell?

---

The only way to win at checkers is not to play.

Posted by: Joe at June 13, 2024 05:44 PM (hCzfy)

169 Who would win a checkers game, Biden or McConnell?

My border collie
Posted by: Euro

I am not about to bet against a dog.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 13, 2024 05:44 PM (9eII4)

170 Questionies...

Rispondo ora alle interrogazioni

'I will take questions now' in Italian. Joe Biden, the ugly American.
Posted by: Cheri at June 13, 2024 05:42 PM (oiNtH)

TRummmulluprizre !

Posted by: Joe Bitem master of the English langauge Master baiter and orater at June 13, 2024 05:44 PM (NtVYv)

171 Kamala remains shocked amazed she has gotten as far as she has

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 13, 2024 05:44 PM (RIvkX)

172
OT: The Late Senator Ted Kennedy has been completely sober for almost 15 years. This is the longest stretch of sobriety he's ever experienced.

Congratulations Ted!

Posted by: Frank Barone at June 13, 2024 05:44 PM (+oR7L)

173 A corrupt Senator sells his soul to Satan to become president.

Satan grants his wish, but punishes him by waiting 45 years to interfere in an election and make him president. By then he is a dementia-addled old man barely cognizant of the fact he is president, and he is nothing more than a shambling pathetic puppet for those that control him.

Posted by: Strange Tales

I honestly believe there's more truth in this than most might credit...

Posted by: Brother Tim sez fuck cancer at June 13, 2024 05:44 PM (OUMaO)

174 If an emergency 3am call does come, it wouldn't be surprising to me if there are already instructions not to wake him and it gets fielded somewhere else. Where, who knows?

Posted by: Cheri at June 13, 2024 05:44 PM (oiNtH)

175 Ever notice how they make sure to keep him away from hedges?

Posted by: wth at June 13, 2024 05:45 PM (v0R5T)

176 Hilarious.

His staffers asking "kill this puppy or eat the best meal of your life" questions and ... that's their Killer Ad?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 13, 2024 05:45 PM (U92EF)

177 167 Let the mutherfuckr wander off and get lost . He just signed a 10.fucking year aid package to Ukraine
Posted by: Ben HaduButker made the speech at a CATHOLIC at June 13, 2024 05:40 PM (7iAr4)

Of which he has no authority to do
Posted by: It's me donna

Who's going to stop him? Four-eyed Johnson?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 13, 2024 05:45 PM (aFNOf)

178 Of which he has no authority to do
Posted by: It's me donna

Who's going to stop him? Four-eyed Johnson?
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 13, 2024 05:45 PM (aFNOf)

No one.. I'm just pointing out the fact

Posted by: It's me donna at June 13, 2024 05:46 PM (Akjoo)

179 If an emergency 3am call does come, it wouldn't be surprising to me if there are already instructions not to wake him and it gets fielded somewhere else. Where, who knows?

Posted by: Cheri

Heh. They'll start rousing the Penn Ave Politburo...or at least select members...who will dither and argue so long the window to act usefully will close before they can come to an agreement.

Posted by: Brother Tim sez fuck cancer at June 13, 2024 05:47 PM (OUMaO)

180 172
OT: The Late Senator Ted Kennedy has been completely sober for almost 15 years. This is the longest stretch of sobriety he's ever experienced.

Congratulations Ted!
Posted by: Frank Barone

*fist bump*

Posted by: George Floyd at June 13, 2024 05:47 PM (aFNOf)

181 We'll all be extremely lucky to not be involved in world war 3 before November.

Posted by: ballistic at June 13, 2024 05:47 PM (oqH4h)

182 yeah, let's give this guy a cognitive test

Posted by: runner at June 13, 2024 05:47 PM (9pFgx)

183 Who's going to stop him? Four-eyed Johnson?
Posted by: Maj. Healey

Whoa.

Posted by: One-eyed Johnson at June 13, 2024 05:47 PM (v0R5T)

184 >>> 173 A corrupt Senator sells his soul to Satan to become president.

Satan grants his wish, but punishes him by waiting 45 years to interfere in an election and make him president. By then he is a dementia-addled old man barely cognizant of the fact he is president, and he is nothing more than a shambling pathetic puppet for those that control him.

Posted by: Strange Tales

I honestly believe there's more truth in this than most might credit...
Posted by: Brother Tim sez fuck cancer at June 13, 2024 05:44 PM (OUMaO)

It was supposed to be ME!

*throws bottle at wall*

Posted by: Hillary! at June 13, 2024 05:47 PM (llON8)

185 He may be getting to the point he cannot identify people around him, develop paranoia, suffer delusions, anxiety, circadian disruption
Posted by: San Franpsycho

Faster and more please

Posted by: rickb223 at June 13, 2024 05:48 PM (9eII4)

186 Orson: "I'm going to go with 'purposefully not looking upwards at the skydiving team' because this poopy dude has absolutely no balance left and looking up causes Joe to fall down."

For certain. But there's probably more. He simply doesn't know how to spontaneously direct his attention without assistance. When there's a dais or an audience, he can figure out where the prompters are, so there's a pattern recognition that kicks in. Otherwise, it's a real challenge.

But the vision/balance problem? Almost certain.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at June 13, 2024 05:48 PM (aXxgO)

187
If Biden continues this way most major USA cities are going to end up buried under 20 feet of rubble. Do not ask me if this is a good thing or not. It depends on how many relatives you have in those cities.

Get them to me soon and I'll do the best I can.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at June 13, 2024 05:48 PM (RKVpM)

188 yeah, let's give this guy a cognitive test
Posted by: runner at June 13, 2024 05:47 PM (9pFgx)

I'm not cognitive, I shit all the time

Posted by: Joe Bitem master of the English langauge Master baiter and orater at June 13, 2024 05:48 PM (NtVYv)

189 This is just humiliating for America

Just wait.

Posted by: Big Mike Reveals All At DNC Convention at June 13, 2024 05:48 PM (Ez0wT)

190 A corrupt Senator sells his soul to Satan to become president.

Charles did the same to become King.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 13, 2024 05:49 PM (ufFY8)

191 How can the WH be so reckless and release this ad?

Don't they know Russian Hackers and MAGA terrorists will use the audio to create AI fakes of Joe?

Someone needs fired and tried for treason!

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 13, 2024 05:49 PM (U92EF)

192 189 This is just humiliating for America

Hold my beer

Posted by: Vice President Kamala Harris at June 13, 2024 05:50 PM (+oR7L)

193 That NY Times article does its best to infantilize Hunter once again. Reading that, a person who didn't know, might think that Hunter is just an errant teen who f'd up but daddy still loves him. Not a 54 year old man who has sired multiple kids, spent decades leading a drug fueled decadent lifestyle, was bag man for the Biden Crime Family, and who has no job.

Posted by: Cheri at June 13, 2024 05:50 PM (oiNtH)

194 >>> 192 189 This is just humiliating for America

Hold my beer
Posted by: Vice President Kamala Harris at June 13, 2024 05:50 PM (+oR7L)

Why, you gonna chug something else?

Posted by: Willie Brown at June 13, 2024 05:50 PM (llON8)

195 Morals, as a private endeavor, are a virtue. Morals, as law, are a political system without virtue.

Posted by: Jamaica at June 13, 2024 05:50 PM (IG7T0)

196 I had a relation who was in a home. The home had alarms on the doors to keep the residents inside.
Still, he got out one evening and wandered out to the desert surrounding the home, in the Las Vegas area.
Wearing his split tail hospital gown, barefoot.
They found him about a week later, by following the vultures.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 13, 2024 05:51 PM (MeG8a)

197 That 3AM ad... Are we sure it's not from the Bee ?

Posted by: It's me donna at June 13, 2024 05:51 PM (Akjoo)

198 OT: The Late Senator Ted Kennedy has been completely sober for almost 15 years. This is the longest stretch of sobriety he's ever experienced.

Congratulations Ted!
---
George Floyd is about to earn another sobriety pin, too!

So inspiring!

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 13, 2024 05:51 PM (U92EF)

199 159
Anytime anyone mentions the Nuclear football, Biden does the Heisman Trophy pose, which loosens his sphincter muscle and he shits his pants.
Posted by: Frank Barone at June 13, 2024 05:42 PM (+oR7L)
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I LOL'd

Posted by: ballistic at June 13, 2024 05:52 PM (oqH4h)

200 Charles did the same to become King.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 13, 2024 05:49 PM (ufFY

Boy, did he get snookered.

Posted by: BignJames at June 13, 2024 05:52 PM (AwYPR)

201 yeah, let's give this guy a cognitive test
Posted by: runner at June 13, 2024 05:47 PM (9pFgx

"Are you Donald Trump?"

"Nope. I'm the Sultan of something, or so they tell me."

"You heard him, folks - he ain't Trump, and he's sound as the pound."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 13, 2024 05:52 PM (0FoWg)

202 When Joe glitches maybe he's getting caught up in prophetic visions of the future.

Posted by: Northernlurker at June 13, 2024 05:52 PM (JLq/1)

203 Biden is like rust. He never sleeps.

Posted by: dantesed at June 13, 2024 05:52 PM (Oy/m2)

204 >>> 196 I had a relation who was in a home. The home had alarms on the doors to keep the residents inside.
Still, he got out one evening and wandered out to the desert surrounding the home, in the Las Vegas area.
Wearing his split tail hospital gown, barefoot.
They found him about a week later, by following the vultures.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 13, 2024 05:51 PM (MeG8a)

I will have had nothing to do with Joe being found in Fort Marcy Park.

Posted by: Hillary! at June 13, 2024 05:52 PM (llON8)

205 Boy, Joe's lisp is getting worse

Posted by: It's me donna at June 13, 2024 05:54 PM (Akjoo)

206 Seriously Joe seems in precipitpus decline. It sure looks like he's getting worse.

Posted by: Northernlurker at June 13, 2024 05:54 PM (JLq/1)

207 -15 Biden Cabinet Secretaries Subpoenaed By House Committee Over Voter Scheme. Federal funds to GOTV.

They've been doing this for the last year and only now we are investigating. Losers.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 13, 2024 05:55 PM (aFNOf)

208 The absolute incuriosity of the news media is incredible. Nobody in the Biden family has had a real, honest-to-God job in their entire lives, but they're all rich as fuck, multiple homes, gallivanting around the globe, doing absolutely fuck-all. Nobody, ever, to my knowledge, has asked where the money to fuel this lifestyle has come from. The Big Guy has ostensibly been a Senator earning $160k-ish since dirt was young. That's not a salary that enables the life they live.

Posted by: ballistic at June 13, 2024 05:55 PM (oqH4h)

209 Anyway, they're all looking in the right direction to see a skydiving exhibition.

But Joe Biden's making his own fun.
---
"You just want a leader who follows the crowd! Not somebody creative and who's their own person, like Joe!"

Posted by: Axeman at June 13, 2024 05:55 PM (krQz2)

210 This is a bit of street art by "Sabo" in LA prior to George Clooney's big fundraiser for Joe Biden this weekend.

This is actually pretty funny. At Gateway Pundit.

https://tinyurl.com/bnffpz3b

Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at June 13, 2024 05:56 PM (vcOmj)

211 >>Charles did the same to become King.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 13, 2024 05:49 PM (ufFY

Boy, did he get snookered.
___

Which one? Charles' soul is worthless.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at June 13, 2024 05:56 PM (bNf8H)

212
If Biden continues this way most major USA cities are going to end up buried under 20 feet of rubble.

_________

Aren't they already that?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 13, 2024 05:56 PM (MoZTd)

213 The whole thing is shameful. I hate seeing any person in this condition, it's all well known indicators of dementia, the posture, the facial expressions, the wandering, the inability to stay on a topic or even a script.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 13, 2024 05:26 PM (MeG8a)
__________________

It's ~~painful~~ fookin' humorous to watch.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

Fixed it for me.

Were it not for the FUSA's obvious and public humiliation, it would be hilarious. Damn the donks and their 81 million voters to hell for this bs.

Posted by: BifBewalski at June 13, 2024 05:56 PM (MsrgL)

214 {93} Justin looks like he is giggling while Biden gets rescued.

Posted by: Piper at June 13, 2024 05:30 PM (pZEOD)

Of course he did. *sighs* Best I can hope from PM Shiny Pony is that he doesn't embarrass Canada too badly when he's seen in public. Some outings we get luckier than others.

And no, we're not really a first world country anymore. We have the veneer of one, but that's all. Our leaders have pulled an absolutely insane amount of immigrants, it's pulling our wages down hard at a time of massive inflation, nobody can afford housing due to the high demand, a lot of the immigrants are heading BACK to their home countries voluntarily because they can't eke out a living here... We're becoming a bad joke that isn't funny, it's just painful.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at June 13, 2024 05:56 PM (O7YUW)

215 Boy, Joe's lisp is getting worse
Posted by: It's me donna at June 13, 2024 05:54 PM (Akjoo)

BULLTHIT !

Posted by: Joe Bitem master of the English langauge Master baiter and orater at June 13, 2024 05:56 PM (NtVYv)

216 Boy, Joe's lisp is getting worse

Posted by: It's me donna at June 13, 2024 05:54 PM (Akjoo)
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Stutter. It's a lisp-stutter.

Posted by: Axeman at June 13, 2024 05:56 PM (krQz2)

217 ---
Stutter. It's a lisp-stutter.
Posted by: Axeman at June 13, 2024 05:56 PM (krQz2)

That's right I meant stutter

Posted by: It's me donna at June 13, 2024 05:57 PM (Akjoo)

218 Wait until he starts masturbating in public !

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 13, 2024 05:57 PM (NtVYv)

219 Anyone want to feel old? Song just came on the radio and I looked up it's released date. Sweet Home Alabama was released 6/24/74, almost 50 years ago. You're welcome.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 13, 2024 05:57 PM (2UnvF)

220 I read that the Pope will be at the G7 to blather on about climate change. I wonder if Biden will crop dust the Pope again.

Posted by: Cheri at June 13, 2024 05:57 PM (oiNtH)

221
The foreign media is all over Biden's dementia/cognitive decline.

US Media: What's your favorite ice cream flavor, Mr President?

Posted by: Vice President Kamala Harris at June 13, 2024 05:58 PM (+oR7L)

222 Boy, Joe's lisp is getting worse

Posted by: It's me donna at June 13, 2024 05:54 PM (Akjoo)
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I don't hear anything.

Posted by: Mike Tyson at June 13, 2024 05:58 PM (krQz2)

223 >>> 212
If Biden continues this way most major USA cities are going to end up buried under 20 feet of rubble.

_________

Aren't they already that?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 13, 2024 05:56 PM (MoZTd)

Is this about me?

Posted by: Detroit at June 13, 2024 05:59 PM (llON8)

224 Joe's going home early and will miss the dinner... I'm disappointed.. Would love to see him face plant in his food

Posted by: It's me donna at June 13, 2024 05:59 PM (Akjoo)

225 US Media: What's your favorite ice cream flavor, Mr President?

Posted by: Vice President Kamala Harris at June 13, 2024 05:58 PM (+oR7L)
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You mean, in my pants?!

Posted by: Joe Biden at June 13, 2024 05:59 PM (krQz2)

226 I wonder if Biden will crop dust the Pope again.
Posted by: Cheri at June 13, 2024 05:57 PM (oiNtH)

That was more of a slurry bombing.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 13, 2024 05:59 PM (0FoWg)

227 Wait until he starts masturbating in public !
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway
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Self guided tour, Jack!

Posted by: Double Win at June 13, 2024 06:00 PM (2bFN5)

228 This is just humiliating for America

America must be punished and humiliated for electing Trump.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 13, 2024 06:00 PM (CHHv1)

229 Wasn't there reporting about how The White House was coordinating with "Hollywood" to assist/prepare the proper messaging for Joe?

That was wrong. What the WH was doing was running casting calls in Hollywood to hire an acting double. See Kevin Kline and Dave. So far, no luck.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at June 13, 2024 06:00 PM (aXxgO)

230 The Hill @thehill Jun 12
John Bolton says people not taking Trump’s threats of revenge seriously enough trib.al/mx7G8ld

Scott Adams @ScottAdamsSays Jun 12
Revenge is what hold civilization together.

It's essential to collective survival.

If you lawfare Trump and hunt Republicans, someone is coming for you. Guaranteed. No free passes.

You can call it revenge. We can call it justice. It's going to happen either way. It has to happen. It's a requirement of civilization.

But importantly, Republican revenge/justice has to be 100% within the legal system, and especially the Constitution. That is the only "character" standard I recognize as a Trump requirement.

Note to Democrats: If Trump ever becomes an evil tyrant, Republicans will kill him for you. That's what the guns are for.

And the F-15s won't protect him. No matter what dumbass Biden says.

Republicans don't see a dictator risk in Trump because they have not been brainwashed by CIA-led media. I'm sorry if this is the first time you are hearing that.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 13, 2024 06:00 PM (ZdexC)

231 You mean, in my pants?!

Posted by: Joe Biden at June 13, 2024 05:59 PM

Fudge Ripple!

Posted by: Vice President Kamala Harris at June 13, 2024 06:01 PM (+oR7L)

232 I want a Georgia Meloni.

Why can't WE have a Georgia Meloni?

Posted by: eleven at June 13, 2024 06:01 PM (iziT8)

233 Who cuts up Joe's food at state dinners?

Posted by: Northernlurker at June 13, 2024 06:01 PM (JLq/1)

234 I saw the Two Questionies open for Drowning Pool at Ozzfest 2001.

Posted by: ShainS -- Make Mean Tweets Great Again! at June 13, 2024 06:02 PM (svkSf)

235 Anyone know how many shits Joe dropped when wandering around the paracadutista?

I count 7.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 13, 2024 06:02 PM (R/m4+)

236 Top sidebar item gives a whole new meaning to the term dickhead.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at June 13, 2024 06:02 PM (Dm8we)

237 >>> 233 Who cuts up Joe's food at state dinners?
Posted by: Northernlurker at June 13, 2024 06:01 PM (JLq/1)

Silly Northernlurker, nobody needs to cut up baby food.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 13, 2024 06:02 PM (llON8)

238 I love it.. two "questions" and he reads his answers from note cards

Posted by: It's me donna at June 13, 2024 06:03 PM (Akjoo)

239 Anytime anyone mentions the Nuclear football, Biden does the Heisman Trophy pose, which loosens his sphincter muscle and he shits his pants.
Posted by: Frank Barone at June 13, 2024 05:42 PM (+oR7L)
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This asshole starts fu*king with that and I'm gonna shit my pants.
I wonder how many Kalibr missiles are sitting in Cuba today?

Posted by: Diogenes at June 13, 2024 06:03 PM (W/lyH)

240 Who cuts up Joe's food at state dinners?

Posted by: Northernlurker at June 13, 2024 06:01 PM (JLq/1)
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Hey now! I cut the cheese!

Posted by: Joe Biden at June 13, 2024 06:03 PM (krQz2)

241 johnny maga @_johnnymaga Jun 11
State propaganda outlet MSNBC had to run cover for Biden this morning after his disastrous outing last night

"If you really think that Joe Biden is the one losing it... watch that performance in Las Vegas over the weekend"

Context: Trump made a hilarious joke about rather getting electrocuted than eaten by sharks if Biden's EV mandate made boats electric

https://tinyurl.com/3us3xk5f
57 seconds of stupidity

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 13, 2024 06:03 PM (ZdexC)

242 George should have put a
Kick Me
Sign on Sundowner

Posted by: Skip at June 13, 2024 06:04 PM (fwDg9)

243 You mean, in my pants?!

Posted by: Joe Biden at June 13, 2024 05:59 PM

Fudge Ripple!
Posted by: Vice President Kamala Harris at June 13, 2024 06:01 PM (+oR7L)

Chunky Monkey

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 13, 2024 06:04 PM (NtVYv)

244 Who cuts up Joe's food at state dinners?

Posted by: Northernlurker at June 13, 2024 06:01 PM (JLq/1)

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Dr. Jill so she can pre-chew it for him.

Posted by: ShainS -- Make Mean Tweets Great Again! at June 13, 2024 06:04 PM (svkSf)

245 Meloni probably has a grandfather (great-grandfather?) Biden's age, and is experienced having to wrangle them when they wander off or refer to someone as a colored person, much like Joe does.

Posted by: Rbastid at June 13, 2024 06:04 PM (KQIuM)

246 Glenn Greenwald @ggreenwald Jun 11
A couple months before AOC and Rachel Maddow both warned that Trump would likely put them in concentration camps if he won, former Bush/Cheney spokeswoman Nicole Wallace warned on MSNBC that Trump might take her show off the air if he wins.

These people are completely deranged:

Eric Abbenante @EricAbbenante Apr 30
Nicole Wallace claiming that if Donald Trump wins, he will end the free press and take Nicole Wallace off the air:
"Depending on what happens in November, this time next year, I might not be sitting here. There might not be a White House Correspondents Dinner or a free press.
While our democracy wouldn't exactly fall apart immediately without it, the real threat looms larger: A candidate with outward disdain, not just for a free press but for all of our freedoms. And for the rule of law itself."
Don't threaten us with a good time, Nicole.
The only way Wallace would be taken off the air next year is if MSNBC pays attention to her low ratings.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 13, 2024 06:05 PM (ZdexC)

247 Meloni is facilitating the invasion of her country. Pass.

Posted by: Midnight Rambler at June 13, 2024 06:06 PM (phEsr)

248 "John Bolton says people not taking Trump's threats of revenge seriously enough trib.al/mx7G8ld"

I sure don't. But I'd like to. I'd be ecstatic if Trump carried on with his threats of revenge and turned the dial to eleven. It'd be the first stroke of accountability D.C. has seen in not just generations, but since the Civil War.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at June 13, 2024 06:06 PM (aXxgO)

249 Chunky Monkey

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 13, 2024 06:04 PM (NtVYv)
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Hey! Lay off Pete.

He still has to lose the baby weight.

Posted by: Joe Biden at June 13, 2024 06:08 PM (krQz2)

250 What kind of sick joke was it by the organizers of the G7 to even have a sky diving exhibition?

Biden can hardly keep his balance now, and we think that he isn't going to disturb his equilibrium by tilting his head way back and turning around standing up then stumble or take a dive and break something?

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at June 13, 2024 06:08 PM (0Y1Ss)

251 Nicole Wallace claiming that if Donald Trump wins, he will end the free press and take Nicole Wallace off the air:

You must have done some really bad things. I hope the worst of them was sedition.

Posted by: t-bird at June 13, 2024 06:08 PM (ZZOOb)

252
I wonder how many Kalibr missiles are sitting in Cuba today?

Posted by: Diogenes at June 13, 2024 06:03 PM

The most effective game theory is tit-for-tat. Most Americans with Ukrainian flags on their Facebook page are not going to be enamored of the 'tat' part of that equation.

Twenty feet of rubble.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at June 13, 2024 06:09 PM (RKVpM)

253 Don't threaten us with a good time, Nicole.
The only way Wallace would be taken off the air next year is if MSNBC pays attention to her low ratings.
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 13, 2024 06:05 PM (ZdexC)

Many presidents and public figures have hated the press forever. These people project too much

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 13, 2024 06:09 PM (NtVYv)

254 I like tits not tats

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 13, 2024 06:10 PM (NtVYv)

255 Maybe someone thought a dizzy Sundowner watching sky div I ng would be hilarious

Posted by: Skip at June 13, 2024 06:11 PM (fwDg9)

256 Unknown Drip Under Pressure: "...we think that he isn't going to disturb his equilibrium by tilting his head way back and turning around standing up then stumble or take a dive and break something?"

Um, yeah, I might've suggested the exhibition.

What was I thinking?!

Posted by: Kamalamadingdong at June 13, 2024 06:11 PM (aXxgO)

257 Nicole Wallace claiming that if Donald Trump wins, he will end the free press and take Nicole Wallace off the air:
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"And there was much rejoicing..."

The free (with-the-truth!) press hasn't done so much in later years.

Posted by: Axeman at June 13, 2024 06:11 PM (krQz2)

258 Don't threaten us with a good time, Nicole.
The only way Wallace would be taken off the air next year is if MSNBC pays attention to her low ratings.
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 13, 2024 06:05 PM (ZdexC)

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These jackasses don't realize that the only thing that can save their jobs is a Trump win.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 13, 2024 06:11 PM (2UnvF)

259 Trump wouldn't get rid of the press he enjoys sparing with them too much

Posted by: It's me donna at June 13, 2024 06:12 PM (Akjoo)

260 Nicole Wallace claiming that if Donald Trump wins, he will end the free press and take Nicole Wallace off the air:
"Depending on what happens in November, this time next year, I might not be sitting here.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 13, 2024 06:05 PM (ZdexC)

Oohhh, please, please, please.

Posted by: BignJames at June 13, 2024 06:13 PM (AwYPR)

261 Why does Tat only get tit?

Posted by: Nat and Pat at June 13, 2024 06:13 PM (SYTee)

262
Twenty feet of rubble.
Posted by: Divide by Zero

Make it bounce.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at June 13, 2024 06:13 PM (DsA2n)

263 Where is Alec Baldwin when we need him ... ?

Posted by: Dr_No at June 13, 2024 06:14 PM (ayRl+)

264 Bolton is a vindictive shit.. He'd rather see Biden destroy what's rest of this country with re-election then see Trump as President

Posted by: It's me donna at June 13, 2024 06:16 PM (Akjoo)

265 Nicole Wallace...I would never hit a woman, but....

Posted by: BignJames at June 13, 2024 06:17 PM (AwYPR)

266 What a colossal embarrassment. I fucking hate all of this.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, with a drawer full of pieces of flair at June 13, 2024 06:17 PM (hZc6Q)

267 264 Bolton is a vindictive shit.. He'd rather see Biden destroy what's rest of this country with re-election then see Trump as President
Posted by: It's me donna at June 13, 2024 06:16 PM (Akjoo)

Left of the country not rest

Posted by: It's me donna at June 13, 2024 06:17 PM (Akjoo)

268 Sundowner is getting worse every month. All the drugs they are pushing have to be taking a toll.

Posted by: Skip at June 13, 2024 06:18 PM (fwDg9)

269 The G7 in pictures, from El Pais

https://tinyurl.com/mr2ypkmz

(warning, there are pictures of Trudeau looking like a jackass)

Posted by: Kindltot at June 13, 2024 06:18 PM (D7oie)

270 My son Beau was a paratrooper in Iraq.

Posted by: Joey B at June 13, 2024 06:19 PM (SYTee)

271 Let the mutherfuckr wander off and get lost . He just signed a 10.fucking year aid package to Ukraine
Posted by: Ben HaduButker made the speech at a CATHOLIC at June 13, 2024 05:40 PM (7iAr4)

Ukraine isn't going to live 10 years, all that needs to be decided is the partitioning.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 13, 2024 06:20 PM (eoQWY)

272 NOOD NOOD

Posted by: Max Power at June 13, 2024 06:21 PM (q177U)

273 I knew it was coming
https://tinyurl.com/yc4vhw58
20 Tweets from Bad Blue

Posted by: Skip at June 13, 2024 06:23 PM (fwDg9)

274 Well, I can't blame Zelinsky for standing so far from Pres. Shittypants.

Posted by: Eeyore at June 13, 2024 06:24 PM (1bNHn)

275 Twitchy comments: "Seven cuts in a 48 second video? He's fine."

Piker.

Posted by: Liam Neeson jumping a chain link fence at June 13, 2024 06:25 PM (znv1E)

276 The ad in the last link is so bad I have to suspect one of our people has infiltrated his campaign.

Posted by: Eeyore at June 13, 2024 06:26 PM (1bNHn)

277 Wait until he starts masturbating in public !
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway
_________________

Biden/Toobin 2024!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 13, 2024 06:26 PM (YqDXo)

278 Nicole Wallace claiming that if Donald Trump wins, he will end the free press and take Nicole Wallace off the air:
"Depending on what happens in November, this time next year, I might not be sitting here.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 13, 2024 06:05 PM (ZdexC)
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C'mon, Nicole, we're already all-in on Trump. You don't have to sweeten the deal.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 13, 2024 06:28 PM (YqDXo)

279 Remember when Biden was bleeding from his eye. That was before he got 81 million votes.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 13, 2024 06:30 PM (cS7lA)

280 >>> As world leaders applauded a parachuting presentation, Biden could be seen trailing off and stepping away from the group, appearing to talk to an officer packing a bag.

There's a funny scene in the new Frasier reboot where to get back at Frasier, who is trying to schmooze with Harvard bigwigs, the person convinces him the guy serving drinks is the bigwig. Mistaken identify hilarity ensues.

Telling Biden that a bellboy is the president of Italy is probably the wisest move they can make to avoid international incidents.

Posted by: LizLem at June 13, 2024 06:39 PM (QAK8m)

281 Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 13, 2024 06:05 PM (ZdexC)
________________

C'mon, Nicole, we're already all-in on Trump. You don't have to sweeten the deal.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 13, 2024 06:28 PM (YqDXo)

Nicole Wallace can go F herself. Piece of shit, she's a crime against humanity, all by herself. I'd pay good money to see Sarah Palin run into her some day and beat the crap out of her.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 13, 2024 06:49 PM (dGCAG)

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