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Sunday Overnight Open Thread (6/16/24)

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The Quotes of The Day

Quote I

“I ran away, and the next thing I saw was the tables being smashed and chairs being thrown,” A fan who gave his name as Larry.


Quote II

"The criminals committing these types of crimes are only getting smarter, working in more complex ways to trick unknowing members of the public and steal whatever they can get their hands on. It is vital we work with partners to help prevent the public from falling victim to fraud," Temporary detective chief inspector David Vint, head of City's Dedicated Card and Payment Crime Unit (DCPCU).


Quote III

“US citizens need to know that every one of their votes were counted, and that their elections cannot be hacked. We need to return to paper ballots to avoid electronic interference with elections. My administration will require paper ballots and we will guarantee honest and fair elections,” Robert F. Kennedy, Jr.

Even a broken clock is right twice a day.


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The Comments Of The Week


This past week former Congress Critter Paul Ryan opened his pie hole. The Horde had thoughts about this quisling.

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The WNBA is full of thugs and racists. Prove me wrong.Video


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Elder abuse on full display. What an embarrassment.


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History what is it good for?

Unconstitutional? Seattle police, facing manpower shortage, to hire illegal immigrants with DACA status as cops

SEATTLE, WA - Seattle is joining the growing list of left wing cities that have decided to turn to illegal aliens to fill the ever-increasing void in the ranks of their police department, following cities such as Los Angeles. This is due to severe understaffing that has gutted many large city departments in primarily blue cities.

In April, KTTH’s Jason Rantz reported that staffing on the Seattle PD is at levels not seen in 67 years. As of December 31, 2023, the department had only 424 police officers working, the last date for which data was available. That number was confirmed to Rantz by the Seattle PD in an email.


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No. I did not have the following on my 2024 Bingo Card. Hunter's Best Hope Might Just Be Clarence Thomas

Hunter Biden is a convicted felon.

I don't mind repeating that mostly because so many people can't help but say it about Trump. Yes, it's true, but so is the term's application toward Hunter Biden.

The truth is, though, that the law he's convicted of breaking probably shouldn't exist. That's especially true following Bruen.

Like Friday's Cargill decision, Bruen was written by Justice Clarence Thomas, who might be the most vilified member of the Supreme Court these days.

And he just might be Hunter's best hope.

To the screaming Lefties Hunter & Justice Thomas are disposable no matter what ruling comes out of SCOTUS.

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With these accomplishments, she should be able to wipe out the federal debt and cure toe fungus with but one wave of her magic wand or is that a magic flying broom?

Squad member Cori Bush claimed she performed miracles, cured tumors in autobiography


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The ONT Musical Interlude & Batteries Required Emporium


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We need more fathers and sons like Ed & Jimmy Heyward. Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.

Today’s blacklisted American: Entire family kicked out of Catholic school because their 13-year-old son supported patriotism to America

They’re coming for you next: When 13-year-old Jimmy Heyward decided to run for the position of “commissioner of spirit and patriotism” at St. Bonaventure Catholic middle school in Huntington Beach, California, he wrote a campaign speech that not only extolled the idea of patriotism, but wittily mimicked Donald Trump’s own campaign slogans. His conclusion:

So accordingly, I Jimmy Heyward, am running for Commissioner of Patriotism and School Spirit. I want to clarify that my ideas are not promises, but I can promise to make pep rallies great again! … I will make the school spirit great again! I will make patriotism within SBS great again! And most importantly I will MAKE SBS GREAT AGAIN!

The school principal, Mary Flock, didn’t like that. How dare he!

School principal Mary Flock allegedly reviewed Heyward’s election speech and said its content needed to be edited. After making edits, Heyward was allegedly informed he wouldn’t be allowed to speak because he had not removed “the stuff about patriotism.” [emphasis mine]

Good on you young Jimmy Heyward.


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Father's Day. A father. A son. Genius Award Winners

PLANE MELTDOWN Moment child, 10, is thrown off plane for ‘refusing to wear seatbelt’ as tantrum delays take off by an HOUR in Colombia
Passengers can be heard shouting in anger as the child refuses to comply with airline staff

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My guess? A few fries short of a Happy Meal. Yet we have another Genius Award Winner!

A Florida woman called 911 on herself during an attempted carjacking at a car dealership so she "could do it legally," according to the Lee County Sheriff's Office.

Christy Turman, 37, was arrested and faces trespassing charges in relation to the incident. An audio clip of Turman's 911 call and video footage of her arrest at the dealership were shared by the Lee County Sheriff's Office in an episode of its Facebook Live series Live With LCSO, which aired on Wednesday (June 5).

“Because I’m trying to steal a car that’s not legally mine,” Turman told a dispatcher during the 911 call. “So, y’all better come make a report. I’m reporting this.”


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Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Father's Day Gone Wrong.

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Notice: Posted with permission by the Ace Media Empire & AceCorp, LLC. Just another night of fun & frivolity here at The ONT.

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1 In before tankdemon

Posted by: Sock Monkey * levitating above the madness at June 16, 2024 09:51 PM (T38aJ)

2 urethral meatus?

Posted by: caf at June 16, 2024 09:51 PM (/+mVZ)

3 Fordth?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ THIS year in Corsicana - again! ~ at June 16, 2024 09:51 PM (hOUT3)

4 Thoird then?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ THIS year in Corsicana - again! ~ at June 16, 2024 09:52 PM (hOUT3)

5 I think they're still chatting about guns and grub.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * levitating above the madness at June 16, 2024 09:52 PM (T38aJ)

6 enough shop talk already ........

Posted by: caf at June 16, 2024 09:53 PM (/+mVZ)

7 In before the riff raff.

Posted by: Some Rat at June 16, 2024 09:53 PM (vJiyU)

8 I'm here, MisHum. Early, but not at home. I hope that doesn't ruin everything.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 16, 2024 09:54 PM (GOjXw)

9 I made a comment of the week?!


"I'd like to thank the Academy Cobs for this great honor. But most of all, I'd like to thank all the little people behind the scenes that make me look good, sound good, dress well and smell good."

Posted by: Tonypete at June 16, 2024 09:54 PM (WXNFJ)

10
Soyara's Dragon Fire
November 20, 2023 - June 16, 2024

At 4:00 PM, Spark was fine. At 8:00 I found him dead. No idea what happened. Seven months old. We're in shock.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 16, 2024 09:55 PM (MoZTd)

11 In before tankdemon
Posted by: Sock Monkey * levitating above the madness

Way to represent the PNW!!
"Go Sock, he's our man! If he can't do it, no one can!"

Posted by: Some Rat at June 16, 2024 09:55 PM (vJiyU)

12 This ONT is so good they decided to have a soft opening.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 16, 2024 09:55 PM (jdHxK)

13 Fantastic Patriotic Lighthouse.
Thanks MisHum!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ THIS year in Corsicana - again! ~ at June 16, 2024 09:57 PM (hOUT3)

14 8 I'm here, MisHum. Early, but not at home. I hope that doesn't ruin everything.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 16, 2024 09:54 PM (GOjXw)

I don't see why it should.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at June 16, 2024 09:57 PM (QXQ4l)

15 Lighthouse is in Holland, MI...Big Red

Posted by: a dude in MI at June 16, 2024 09:58 PM (+I6Y/)

16 ONT!

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 16, 2024 09:59 PM (Ka3bZ)

17 So RFK Jr. Is going to have an administration. Who would've guessed?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 16, 2024 09:59 PM (jdHxK)

18 Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 16, 2024 09:55 PM (MoZTd)

So sorry to hear this H7, you all seem to be having a very tough year!
Prayers up for you both!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ THIS year in Corsicana - again! ~ at June 16, 2024 09:59 PM (hOUT3)

19 10
Soyara's Dragon Fire
November 20, 2023 - June 16, 2024

At 4:00 PM, Spark was fine. At 8:00 I found him dead. No idea what happened. Seven months old. We're in shock.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 16, 2024 09:55 PM (MoZTd)

So sorry to hear of this.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at June 16, 2024 09:59 PM (QXQ4l)

20 7 In before the riff raff.
Posted by: Some Rat at June 16, 2024 09:53 PM (vJiyU)

I resemble that remark!

Evening Harde!

Posted by: Iris, Team Hedgehog at June 16, 2024 10:00 PM (n3DL0)

21 Ugly women, mediocre basketball, and racism.

Who is the customer for the WNBA anyway?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 16, 2024 10:01 PM (jdHxK)

22 Horde!! I mean HORDE!

Posted by: Iris, Team Hedgehog at June 16, 2024 10:01 PM (n3DL0)

23 Is that last pic from The Overlook Hotel in The Shining?

Posted by: davidt at June 16, 2024 10:01 PM (SYTee)

24 14 8 I'm here, MisHum. Early, but not at home. I hope that doesn't ruin everything.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 16, 2024 09:54 PM (GOjXw)

I don't see why it should.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at June 16, 2024 09:57 PM (QXQ4l)

Well, considering what happened last week with the banana and the organ grinder....

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 16, 2024 10:02 PM (GOjXw)

25 Evening Harde!
Posted by: Iris, Team Hedgehog

Going full Canadian eh?

Posted by: Some Rat at June 16, 2024 10:02 PM (vJiyU)

26
7 In before the riff raff.
Posted by: Some Rat


3 Fordth?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar

Not quite!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ THIS year in Corsicana - again! ~ at June 16, 2024 10:02 PM (hOUT3)

27 The Catholic school crap falls under the heading of you can't make this stuff up. I hate our litigious society but sometimes you have to stoop to that level. This is one of those times.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * levitating above the madness at June 16, 2024 10:03 PM (T38aJ)

28 How many cases will be thrown out in Seattle cause "No hablo Español"?

Posted by: Some Rat at June 16, 2024 10:04 PM (vJiyU)

29 In before the riff raff.
Posted by: Some Rat

Don't think so.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * levitating above the madness at June 16, 2024 10:05 PM (T38aJ)

30 I think it'll get busier in here once the bars close.

Posted by: Some Rat at June 16, 2024 10:06 PM (vJiyU)

31 Some Rat, Hugs, darlin

Posted by: Ben Had at June 16, 2024 10:07 PM (7iAr4)

32 "15 Lighthouse is in Holland, MI...Big Red"

Posted by: a dude in MI at June 16, 2024 09:58 PM (+I6Y/)

Beat me to it. Beautiful beach - nice to see it showcased to the moronverse!

Posted by: Natural Born Michigander at June 16, 2024 10:07 PM (4we1R)

33 Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Father's Day Gone Wrong.


The 70s was one hell of a decade.

No wonder nobody wants to talk about it.

Posted by: and Polaroid....was THERE at June 16, 2024 10:07 PM (BbopU)

34 So sorry Hadrian. Prayers for comfort.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * levitating above the madness at June 16, 2024 10:07 PM (T38aJ)

35 Heh.
Lets see seattle's Policia give any real American a ticket.
Do it Seattle.
Do it.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 16, 2024 10:09 PM (W/lyH)

36 {{{Ben Had}}} How are you my dear? Hope you avoided the terrible weather others in your beloved State endured!

Posted by: Some Rat at June 16, 2024 10:09 PM (vJiyU)

37 Thanks for the girthy ONT, Mis Hum!

I understand that Biden froze and had to (*snort*) be led off the Hollywood stage by his handler, I mean, Obama. Lots of cognitive dissonance going on in that crowd!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at June 16, 2024 10:09 PM (U3L4U)

38 So RFK Jr. Is going to have an administration. Who would've guessed?
Posted by: Cicero

I administered lots of things to his uncle.

Posted by: Dr. Feelgood at June 16, 2024 10:09 PM (BbopU)

39 Badfinger brings it!

Posted by: Diogenes at June 16, 2024 10:10 PM (W/lyH)

40 Yay, Fresh Veggies Day ONT!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at June 16, 2024 10:10 PM (dZVON)

41 39 Badfinger brings it!
Posted by: Diogenes at June 16, 2024 10:10 PM (W/lyH)

Night after night.
Day after day

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at June 16, 2024 10:10 PM (QXQ4l)

42 Some Rat, Life is good and I look forward to giving you an in person hug.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 16, 2024 10:11 PM (7iAr4)

43 Love the top pick MisHum, and totally agree with the paint choice.

Posted by: Some Rat at June 16, 2024 10:11 PM (vJiyU)

44 Badfinger brings it!
Posted by: Diogenes

*grins, chuckles, whispers, shouts*

Posted by: Preznit Joey B. at June 16, 2024 10:11 PM (BbopU)

45 RFK Jr is already on the Dems' enemy list.

Now he's threatening their electoral fraud.

Posted by: davidt at June 16, 2024 10:11 PM (SYTee)

46 40 Yay, Fresh Veggies Day ONT!
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310/i]

If I didn't trust you I might be inclined to think you just nake this stuff up!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ THIS year in Corsicana - again! ~ at June 16, 2024 10:11 PM (hOUT3)

47 At 4:00 PM, Spark was fine. At 8:00 I found him dead. No idea what happened. Seven months old. We're in shock.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 16, 2024 09:55 PM (MoZTd)

Well, crap, Hadrian. Very sad news. His Mama had that fast-growing cancer that took her life, didn't she? Could there possibly be some genetic flaw that suddenly cropped up?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 16, 2024 10:11 PM (6T/Ac)

48 At 4:00 PM, Spark was fine. At 8:00 I found him dead. No idea what happened. Seven months old. We're in shock.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Oh no. I'm so so sorry. What a shock. We've gotten to know Delilah's pups over the last couple of months and will miss hearing about the little guy.

Posted by: Tuna at June 16, 2024 10:12 PM (oaGWv)

49 Good evening and happy Father's Day to all the morons and mh

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 16, 2024 10:12 PM (RIvkX)

50
At 4:00 PM, Spark was fine. At 8:00 I found him dead. No idea what happened. Seven months old. We're in shock.
Posted by: Hadrian

How horrible!
Condolences to you both!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 16, 2024 10:12 PM (pUmP9)

51 The Furries of yesteryear.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at June 16, 2024 10:12 PM (qZEuM)

52 If I didn't trust you I might be inclined to think you just nake this stuff up!

I don't nake nothing up, I post wearing at least a shirt.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at June 16, 2024 10:13 PM (dZVON)

53 The last picture looks like something out of the TV show Grimm.

Posted by: Ciampino - weapons free means something else! at June 16, 2024 10:13 PM (qfLjt)

54 I missed the Paul Ryan quote. It was nice being away from Babylon DC for a couple of weeks. It's typical Ryan. A weak, cowardly, cuckold.

Posted by: Puddleglum, back in Babylon DC at June 16, 2024 10:14 PM (sAmhv)

55 Life is good and I look forward to giving you an in person hug.
Posted by: Ben Had

I am so looking forward to seeing you and all the horde!

Posted by: Some Rat at June 16, 2024 10:14 PM (vJiyU)

56 CREEPY family photo.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at June 16, 2024 10:14 PM (UHmIH)

57 I don't want to shock you but . . .

2 dead, 6 injured in shooting at Texas Juneteenth celebration: …

Two people died and at least 14 others — including two children — were injured during a shooting at a Juneteenth festival in Texas Saturday night, officials said.

A fight between two groups broke out at around 10:50 p.m. during the Round Rock Juneteenth Celebration.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at June 16, 2024 10:15 PM (L/fGl)

58 So sorry about Spark.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 16, 2024 10:16 PM (RIvkX)

59 Ugly women, mediocre basketball, and racism.
Who is the customer for the WNBA anyway?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 16, 2024 10:01 PM (jdHxK)

Black lesbians, who are such a vanishingly small portion of the population that it is no wonder it isn't financially viable.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at June 16, 2024 10:16 PM (fPzjs)

60 The Kailyn Clark situation is so....weird. Or sad. For a brief moment, there was mainstream buzz about a WNBA player that was actually 'good' (There are a lot of clips of her making impressive 3-point shots. But I don't watch, so I have no idea how many tries it takes for her to create those highlights) instead of laughably inept. But almost immediately the conversation shifts to her being shafted, or just flagrantly assaulted by seemingly the entire league. So instead of her fame lifting the league out of obscurity, it seems like everyone else is intent on miring the league in perpetual controversy...

I guess it would have just been too convenient for her to have a skilled rival to face off against, to give the WNBA a Magic Johnson/Larry Bird style rivalry for the sports media to endlessly analyze...

Posted by: Castle Guy at June 16, 2024 10:16 PM (Lhaco)

61 At least they maintained their dignity.

Two off-duty volunteer NY firefighters dead after plunge into manure at upstate farm

Two off-duty volunteer firefighters, including one who tried to save the other, died after falling into a manure tanker at a cattle farm in upstate New York, police said Friday.

Nathan Doody, 33, of DeRuyter and Tyler Memory, 29, from Tully, were working their day jobs when they fell unconscious and tumbled into the tanker after being overcome by noxious fumes emanating from within.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at June 16, 2024 10:18 PM (L/fGl)

62 57 I don't want to shock you but . . .

2 dead, 6 injured in shooting at Texas Juneteenth celebration: …

A fight between two groups broke out at around 10:50 p.m. during the Round Rock Juneteenth Celebration.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at June 16, 2024 10:15 PM (L/fGl)
----
Don't tell me: Mormons or Amish?

Posted by: Ciampino - no buggies were harmed at June 16, 2024 10:18 PM (qfLjt)

63 urethral meatus?
Posted by: caf


It's a wee hole.

Posted by: an informative scotsman at June 16, 2024 10:18 PM (DgGvY)

64 Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45

If it weren't for the kiddos..."knock yourselfs out".

Posted by: Some Rat at June 16, 2024 10:18 PM (vJiyU)

65 Hadrian, condolences on the loss of your sweet pup. Prayers for you, Her Majesty and the sibs during this difficult time.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at June 16, 2024 10:18 PM (U3L4U)

66 are we still doing French songs? This is from the movie 8 Women, which is a 'Murder on the Orient Express" type mystery with musical interludes/

It is kind of a mess, in spite of this song, lead sung by the delightful and shapely Ludvine Sagnier

https://youtu.be/WTsezyI1eNQ

Posted by: Kindltot at June 16, 2024 10:19 PM (D7oie)

67 Was windy and blustery all day here, some tiny showers, but no real rainfall. Even a few brief blinks of sunshine. I spent all day in the small shop sorting hardware, and putting it away in bin boxes. Got the bench top cleared enough that I could set up my mini-mill and get it bolted down, so it is now basically ready to use.

Now many of my bin boxes are so full, they overflow. I am going to have to sort each bin box, fill it with maybe a hundred of the best, cleanest examples of its type, and put the overflow in coffee cans to be stored elsewhere. I don't need a thousand 3/8-24NF nuts, for example.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 16, 2024 10:20 PM (6T/Ac)

68 Update on the Spokane Pride crosswalk Lime scooter jamboree. My SIL is the Spokane county Deputy PA in charge of juvenile crime. His decision is there is no chargeable crime. It hasn't been announced and I don't know when they will so I will put an asterisk by this comment because he has definitely pissed some people off outside of the office. He has alot of support inside the office with some exceptions including the PA in charge of the 19 year olds case. That puts her case in a very bad position.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * levitating above the madness at June 16, 2024 10:20 PM (T38aJ)

69 Imma read the rest of the content so lemme confirm the ELDER ABUSE footage with Obama thr joystick man on stage with Ben Stein's sidekick. We'll need 52 opinions from bloated parasites to deny anything happened. No strings attached.

Posted by: 80's music fan at June 16, 2024 10:20 PM (QSrLX)

70 Evening Horde, thx MisHum. Looked up Principal Flock and she kind of looks like you'd expect, maybe a little heavier. Petty tyrants are everywhere

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 16, 2024 10:20 PM (FTjSO)

71 The Kailyn Clark situation is so....weird. Or sad.

She's going to get seriously injured, and the WNBA can go back to flying coach on Sprit Airlines.

The repulsive thing is that normally when someone on your sports team gets a gratuitous hit, the bench clears, and the whole team goes after the person who did it.

Not Indiana - the other players watch Clark get gratuitously decked, and do nothing.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 16, 2024 10:21 PM (uxCna)

72 That family picture looks like the traveling company of Eyes Wide Shut

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 16, 2024 10:22 PM (FTjSO)

73 “commissioner of spirit and patriotism”
he had not removed “the stuff about patriotism.”

Is it just me, or is there something very Orwellian going on in this school? Like broken brain level of doublethink wrong?

Posted by: GWB at June 16, 2024 10:22 PM (AWrpC)

74 Top 100! Unless I take too long composing this comment.

Re-heated leftover pizza, home-made with a crust by our Italian-heritage son-in-law, some guac and chips with mild salsa, and some salad.

Oh, wait, this isn't the food thread?

Posted by: mindful webworker - lately at June 16, 2024 10:23 PM (7rC9u)

75 The Furries of yesteryear.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory


I saw The Furries Of Yesteryear open for Mastodon at The Caverns in '22.

https://youtu.be/i4Ji3Uz5R3E

Posted by: mikeski at June 16, 2024 10:24 PM (DgGvY)

76 Oh, wait, this isn't the food thread?
Posted by: mindful webworker - lately at June 16, 2024 10:23 PM (7rC9u)


I made some version of satay, but using what I had in the fridge.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 16, 2024 10:24 PM (D7oie)

77 I am glad the stupid principal got tossed out on her dumb ass.

What a bitch.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 16, 2024 10:24 PM (BjR5f)

78 Don't tell me: Mormons or Amish?
Posted by: Ciampino - no buggies were harmed at June 16, 2024 10:18 PM (qfLjt)

Swedes versus Norwegians, in a Lutefisk distribution territory dispute.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at June 16, 2024 10:24 PM (fPzjs)

79 Oh, wait, this isn't the food thread?
Posted by: mindful webworker - lately

They're ALL food and bewbs threads....they just start out disguised as something else.

Posted by: Some Rat at June 16, 2024 10:25 PM (vJiyU)

80 Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 16, 2024 09:55 PM (MoZTd)

That's terrible, Hadrian. Comfort to you all over it.

Posted by: GWB at June 16, 2024 10:25 PM (AWrpC)

81 1 In before tankdemon
Posted by: Sock Monkey * levitating above the madness at June 16, 2024 09:51 PM (T38aJ)

Sorry I'm late, I got a big stack if mail from the sperm bank I had to read.

Posted by: tankdemon at June 16, 2024 10:25 PM (SBuV+)

82 'Cori Bush claimed she performed miracles, cured tumors in autobiography'

I don't believe it. This would be like suicide for her to get rid of a tumor.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at June 16, 2024 10:25 PM (roH4R)

83 Jeepers Hadrian

I'm so sorry.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 16, 2024 10:25 PM (aJVMf)

84 Yup. Big Red.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 16, 2024 10:25 PM (BjR5f)

85 At least they maintained their dignity.

Two off-duty volunteer NY firefighters dead after plunge into manure at upstate farm

Two off-duty volunteer firefighters, including one who tried to save the other, died after falling into a manure tanker at a cattle farm in upstate New York, police said Friday.

Nathan Doody, 33, of DeRuyter and Tyler Memory, 29, from Tully, were working their day jobs when they fell unconscious and tumbled into the tanker after being overcome by noxious fumes emanating from within.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at June 16, 2024 10:18 PM (L/fGl)

That is a classic example of an unprepared rescuer dying in an attempt to save a guy in a confined-space scenario. When I took my H2S Alive training, they drummed it into us: "Never go in to rescue a buddy until you are masked up, otherwise you just make another corpse."

A tanker full of cowshit might have H2S in it, or ammonia, or simply be 100% depleted in oxygen, but it will get ya. Firefighters should know better. Sad.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 16, 2024 10:26 PM (6T/Ac)

86 Going full Canadian eh?
Posted by: Some Rat at June 16, 2024 10:02 PM (vJiyU)

That's my story! :-)

Posted by: Iris, Team Hedgehog at June 16, 2024 10:26 PM (n3DL0)

87 Quote 1: Larry was wise.

Posted by: mindful webworker - lives to run away another day at June 16, 2024 10:26 PM (7rC9u)

88 Good evening, good to see everyone's here. Glad to be here too.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 16, 2024 10:26 PM (Iynsv)

89 Pride in locked wheel skids ignored by the EFF BEE EYE. Google it.

Posted by: 80's music fan at June 16, 2024 10:26 PM (QSrLX)

90 Seattle police, facing manpower shortage, to hire illegal immigrants with DACA status as cops

Are we sure that manpower shortage is the reason? Maybe they figure that with illegals as cops, corruption will be easier to pull off.

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 16, 2024 10:27 PM (0Htd1)

91 Swedes versus Norwegians, in a Lutefisk distribution territory dispute.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy

Typical Northern European turf war.

Posted by: Some Rat at June 16, 2024 10:27 PM (vJiyU)

92 Enjoy your quiet summer - in three weeks and four days, Donald Trump is going to inevitably going to be sentenced to prison, and the ST will truly HTF.

I can already see the smirk on "Judge" Merchan's face as he sentences Trump to prison, and orders the bailiff to seize the defendant, and arrange the defendant's transport to Rikers.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 16, 2024 10:27 PM (uxCna)

93 Nathan Doody, 33, of DeRuyter . . . .
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks


The unfortunate deceased firefighter's name is Doody and he passed by falling into a turd tanker?

Of course it is tragic but wow.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 16, 2024 10:27 PM (WXNFJ)

94 I made some version of satay, but using what I had in the fridge.
Posted by: Kindltot

Pork or chicken?

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at June 16, 2024 10:28 PM (qZEuM)

95 What a grifter. Funny thing is we The People are not consulted on all this money sent to Uke.
Zelensky warns military aid being sent to Ukraine by the West is not sufficient to defeat Russia as 80 countries backed its 'territorial integrity'

https://mol.im/a/13536799

Posted by: Ciampino Sun Update #01 at June 16, 2024 10:28 PM (qfLjt)

96 Nathan Doody, 33, of DeRuyter . . . .
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks


The unfortunate deceased firefighter's name is Doody and he passed by falling into a turd tanker?

Of course it is tragic but wow.


No shit.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at June 16, 2024 10:28 PM (dZVON)

97 Hadrian, please accept my condolences on the loss of your pup.

That had to have been an awful moment in time.

You might take some small solace in the fact that that pup NEVER knew ANYTHING but warmth, love, joy and never a lack of kibble. A too short, but always happy life.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 16, 2024 10:29 PM (e6UQI)

98 I can already see the smirk on "Judge" Merchan's face as he sentences Trump to prison, and orders the bailiff to seize the defendant, and arrange the defendant's transport to Rikers.

And the Connecticut Bar Association is already explaining that criticizing show trials is a violation of the code of legal ethics, rendering any attorney who does so subject to discipline.

Expect all blue state bar associations to do the same thing - you can be disbarred if you criticize Judge Merchan.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 16, 2024 10:30 PM (uxCna)

99 UC Berkeley
@UCBerkeley
STUDY: Noise pollution loudest in black neighborhoods, segregated cities

-
I figure it's the gunshots and rap music.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at June 16, 2024 10:30 PM (L/fGl)

100 "We need to return to paper ballots..."

How Oklahoma always does it, with ID check.

Heard our state rep on the radio after the last vote, saying that one box had been opened for a recount, and it contained exactly what the count had been.

Nevertheless, whenever I feed my ballot into the counting machine, I say, "Into the shredder!" Sometimes the poll watcher is amused.

Posted by: mindful webworker - Okie by birth and choice at June 16, 2024 10:31 PM (7rC9u)

101 Pork or chicken?
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at June 16, 2024 10:28 PM (qZEuM)


Pork, but I used the almond butter instead of opening peanut butter. I used the last of my mock sambal, and lots and lots of garlic.

over rice it was great

Posted by: Kindltot at June 16, 2024 10:32 PM (D7oie)

102 The unfortunate deceased firefighter's name is Doody and he passed by falling into a turd tanker?
Of course it is tragic but wow.
Posted by: Tonypete


The word of the day is "aptronym."

Posted by: mikeski at June 16, 2024 10:33 PM (DgGvY)

103 Just an observation which may not be as widespread as it appears to me. Police uniforms used to be blue. It seems to me that many cops now wear all black. Is it to appear more menacing? When I saw Blue I felt reassured that Law & Order was here. Black always makes me think of SWAT, Feebeees, undisclosed orgs, BATF, etc.

Posted by: Ciampino Sun Update #02 at June 16, 2024 10:33 PM (qfLjt)

104 Wow, my first comment of the week.

(Pulls out 2" stack of paper.)

Thank you.

(Sits down.)

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 16, 2024 10:33 PM (VNX3d)

105 Are we sure that manpower shortage is the reason?

Who would work for the Seattle or Portland police departments when you could work for a suburban police department instead?

Twenty years ago, to be a Portland cop you needed to be a graduate of a four-year college or have equivalent military experience.

Now, to be a Portland cop, you need a GED.

Yeah, they're having recruiting problems.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 16, 2024 10:33 PM (uxCna)

106 I keep seeing these commercials from various companies that are advertising their app/internet site that can identify subscriptions that you are still paying for that you are not aware of.

Is that a big problem? People aren’t aware of paying a monthly fee for things they have forgotten about? WTF?

Posted by: polynikes at June 16, 2024 10:33 PM (SHMXB)

107 Evenin’ All.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 16, 2024 10:33 PM (v6JzV)

108
We put Spark, who was still quite supple, in a large contractor bag, put him in the RV, which was cooled down as much as we can, put ice packs on the bag and covered it with a blanket. I'll take him in to the vet for a post early tomorrow morning.

No signs of trauma. No sign of bloat. His gums weren't blue. We don't know what did it. Maybe he choked while eating. I picked up every bone and toy in their inside pens and outdoor runs until we know what did and didn't do it.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 16, 2024 10:34 PM (MoZTd)

109 Good news, everyone!

https://shorturl.at/Ya93g

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at June 16, 2024 10:34 PM (L/fGl)

110
CREEPY family photo.

They're altogether ooky.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 16, 2024 10:34 PM (63Dwl)

111 102 The unfortunate deceased firefighter's name is Doody and he passed by falling into a turd tanker?
Of course it is tragic but wow.
Posted by: Tonypete

-----------


You get used to it.

Posted by: Biff Tannen at June 16, 2024 10:35 PM (jdHxK)

112 Lighthouse up top looks like Big Red on Lake Michigan.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 16, 2024 10:35 PM (v6JzV)

113 Michigan has more lighthouses than any other state. Surprising and not surprising at the same time, at least to me.

Posted by: Penguin Pete at June 16, 2024 10:35 PM (V5BDR)

114 The word of the day is "aptronym."
Posted by: mikeski

My electrician's name at my old place was 'Max Power'.

My cardiologist up in Columbus was "Dr. Cardwell".

hehehehehe

Posted by: Tonypete at June 16, 2024 10:35 PM (WXNFJ)

115 Lake Michigan beaches (IN, MI) are better than Waikiki, and FL beaches. light tan awesome sand.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 16, 2024 10:35 PM (BjR5f)

116 Do doggies have an equivalent to SIDS?

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 16, 2024 10:36 PM (dy/xE)

117 102

The word of the day is "aptronym."

Posted by: mikeski at June 16, 2024 10:33 PM (DgGvY)
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Didn't know that spelling, I knew aptonym.

Posted by: Ciampino - Sun Update #02 at June 16, 2024 10:38 PM (qfLjt)

118 Yeah, they're having recruiting problems.
Posted by: The ARC of History!

A friend's son was a Seattle cop. He retired the day after he hit his 20 year mark back in 2021. Up here in NE Washington, no shortages and the experience level of our Sheriffs deputies has never been higher.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * levitating above the madness at June 16, 2024 10:39 PM (T38aJ)

119 113 Michigan has the longest coastline of any state other than Alaska. And the longest freshwater coastline.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 16, 2024 10:39 PM (v6JzV)

120 "...Cori Bush claimed she ... cured tumors in autobiography..."

How did the tumors get in her pajamas autobiography?

(Already done?)

Posted by: mindful webworker - a duck comes down at June 16, 2024 10:40 PM (7rC9u)

121 I got an Epidural Steroid Injection in my neck from Doctor Spear.

Posted by: Lance McBoyle at June 16, 2024 10:41 PM (V5BDR)

122 Up here in NE Washington, no shortages and the experience level of our Sheriffs deputies has never been higher.

The police department in the big suburb directly west of Portland got in trouble for having a sign up welcoming the ex-Portland police officers to the force.

Portland actually has a fairly big class of recruits now - we'll see how many of them lateral to other departments once they get some experience.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 16, 2024 10:42 PM (uxCna)

123 The surgeon who took out my late wife's appendix a long while back was named Sexe. Actually pronounced SIX but he was a very handsome man (married) who must have had his pick of nursing students and nurses from medical school on.

Posted by: Ciampino - bet his wife was a nurse at June 16, 2024 10:42 PM (qfLjt)

124 Wow, my first comment of the week.

(Pulls out 2" stack of paper.)

Thank you.

(Sits down.)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf

Don't get cocky kid.
~some pilot

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 16, 2024 10:42 PM (pUmP9)

125 The word of the day is "aptronym."
Posted by: mikeski

My electrician's name at my old place was 'Max Power'.
My cardiologist up in Columbus was "Dr. Cardwell".
hehehehehe
Posted by: Tonypete


That's also "nominitive determinism," where your name predicts your career. Cecil and Prince Fielder: MLB first basemen.

"Aptronym" is about any connection, not just career. A guy named "Short" being 5'3", etc.

Posted by: mikeski at June 16, 2024 10:43 PM (DgGvY)

126 When I was a kid that knew nothing about music I thought Badfinger was just the Beatles punking us.

Posted by: polynikes at June 16, 2024 10:43 PM (SHMXB)

127 I got an Epidural Steroid Injection in my neck from Doctor Spear.

The guy who ran the blood bank at a big university teaching hospital years ago was Doctor Fang.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 16, 2024 10:43 PM (uxCna)

128 I keep seeing these commercials from various companies that are advertising their app/internet site that can identify subscriptions that you are still paying for that you are not aware of.

Is that a big problem? People aren’t aware of paying a monthly fee for things they have forgotten about? WTF?
Posted by: polynikes

Aren't you assuming their customers can read, and then actually look at their credit card charges?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 16, 2024 10:45 PM (pUmP9)

129
The guy who ran the blood bank at a big university teaching hospital years ago was Doctor Fang.
Posted by: The ARC of History!


Was he married to Phyllis Diller?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 16, 2024 10:46 PM (63Dwl)

130 Aren't you assuming their customers can read, and then actually look at their credit card charges?

I've taught my stepson that at the end of every month, you go over your checking and credit card accounts, and make sure that you recognize every charge on those accounts.

Apparently other people don't do that.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 16, 2024 10:47 PM (uxCna)

131 People aren’t aware of paying a monthly fee for things they have forgotten about? WTF?

I know!
I thought the same thing, wtf.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 16, 2024 10:48 PM (ufFY8)

132 Mom got an epidural from a doc named, Doctor Doctor.
Yeah, he wasn't an American.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 16, 2024 10:48 PM (Iynsv)

133 Reminding me of some comedian’s bit when I was a kid.

Dr Lee, paging Dr Lee , Dr Brock Lee.

Posted by: polynikes at June 16, 2024 10:49 PM (SHMXB)

134 Hadrian, JTB and I are sorry to hear about Spark. Such a surprising loss. Prayers for your family.

Posted by: Mrs JTB at June 16, 2024 10:49 PM (zudum)

135 I love Johnny Cash. I hate A Boy Named Sue.

Sorry Shel, you wrote better songs - especially for Loretta Lynn

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at June 16, 2024 10:49 PM (sJHOI)

136 Mom got an epidural from a doc named, Doctor Doctor.

Posted by: Braenyard

Did he give her the news?

Posted by: Tonypete at June 16, 2024 10:49 PM (WXNFJ)

137 132 Mom got an epidural from a doc named, Doctor Doctor.

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Dx: A bad case of loving you?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 16, 2024 10:49 PM (jdHxK)

138
I've taught my stepson that at the end of every month, you go over your checking and credit card accounts, and make sure that you recognize every charge on those accounts.

Apparently other people don't do that.
Posted by: The ARC

Well done and Happy Father's Day.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 16, 2024 10:49 PM (pUmP9)

139 Stupid Tezspire commercial with the creepy animation has the Mom chopping wood, and the Dad reading a stupid story to the kids in front of the campfire.

Good grief.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 16, 2024 10:49 PM (ufFY8)

140 It is kind of a mess, in spite of this song, lead sung by the delightful and shapely Ludvine Sagnier

https://youtu.be/WTsezyI1eNQ
Posted by: Kindltot
--------------------------

You didn't mention Catherine.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 16, 2024 10:50 PM (Iynsv)

141 "Father's Day Gone Wrong"

Um...

MisHum, you have out-done yourself with this one.

Posted by: mindful webworker - furries family in protective custody? at June 16, 2024 10:50 PM (7rC9u)

142 Stupid Tezspire commercial with the creepy animation has the Mom chopping wood, and the Dad reading a stupid story to the kids in front of the campfire.

Good grief.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 16, 2024 10:49 PM (ufFY

Don’t get me started on commercials casting.

Posted by: polynikes at June 16, 2024 10:51 PM (SHMXB)

143 I think the judge in the Kohberger case is named Judge.

Judge Judge.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 16, 2024 10:52 PM (ufFY8)

144 At 4:00 PM, Spark was fine. At 8:00 I found him dead. No idea what happened. Seven months old. We're in shock.
Posted by: Hadrian


Very sorry to hear.

Posted by: Adriane the Critic. . . at June 16, 2024 10:52 PM (TX4bP)

145 I thought the same thing, wtf.

I was in New York for a few days last year, and the cabs were running a "news" program explaining that you should think twice before making an impulse purchase that costs more than 5% of your annual salary (i.e. two weeks salary).

Impulse purchases costing more than TWO WEEKS salary?

I concluded that other people simply lived in a different financial universe than me.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 16, 2024 10:53 PM (uxCna)

146 Stupid Tezspire commercial with the creepy animation has the Mom chopping wood, and the Dad reading a stupid story to the kids in front of the campfire.

Good grief.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 16, 2024 10:49 PM (ufFY

Don’t get me started on commercials casting.
Posted by: polynikes at June 16, 2024 10:51 PM (SHMXB)

A group of black guys fly fishing has entered the chat.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at June 16, 2024 10:54 PM (qZEuM)

147 Who wouldn't want to be tried in criminal court by Judge Me Wong?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 16, 2024 10:54 PM (VNX3d)

148 I don't think we'll have Rep. Cori Bush (D-MO) to kick around much longer.

The most recent poll taken in MO-1 had her trailing her DEM primary opponent Wesley Bell by... wait for it... 22 POINTS!

I don't look at Wesley Bell as a major upgrade, but he's somewhat less irritating.

So Cori Bush should be able to take up faith healing full time after the August DEM primary.

Bush got her antisemitic freak on, and voters noticed.

Posted by: mnw at June 16, 2024 10:54 PM (NLIak)

149 >>>I don't look at Wesley Bell as a major upgrade, but he's somewhat less irritating.
-------------------------

His cut on the makeup vig should be less.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 16, 2024 10:56 PM (Iynsv)

150 That bottom picture is right out of Twilight Zone.

Posted by: Livia Drusilla at June 16, 2024 10:56 PM (ZuPhL)

151 Karen Read trial should be lit AF again tomorrow.

The accident reconstruction guy will be cross examined tomorrow, and it should be brutal.
Alan Jackson is going to fuck him up.

Totally unrelated, JC Monahan of NBC 10 Boston has a great rack.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at June 16, 2024 10:56 PM (ufFY8)

152 A group of black guys fly fishing has entered the chat.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

When I go camping, it's always with a Hispanic man, an Asian dude, and a Black guy. Then we sit around the campfire laughing uproariously over all the shared life experiences.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 16, 2024 10:57 PM (WXNFJ)

153 There seems to be a connection between the creepiness of a politician's personal life and his tendency to vote with the other side. Have you noticed that?

Posted by: Braenyard at June 16, 2024 10:58 PM (Iynsv)

154 A group of black guys fly fishing has entered the chat.

Pikers!

Posted by: A Group Of Black Guys Cross-County Skiing In A Commercial! at June 16, 2024 10:58 PM (uxCna)

155 @148 good to hear. Jamaal Bowman is about to have his butt handed to him in his primary as well. Two less squaders

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 16, 2024 10:58 PM (FTjSO)

156 135 I love Johnny Cash. I hate A Boy Named Sue.

Sorry Shel, you wrote better songs - especially for Loretta Lynn

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at June 16, 2024 10:49 PM (sJHOI)

One phrase that stuck with me from "A Boy Named Sue" is "...the mud, the blood and the beer...".

Posted by: javems at June 16, 2024 10:59 PM (8I4hW)

157 A Group Of Black Guys Cross-County Skiing In A Commercial!

I once taught a Vietnamese guy in my company how to cross-country ski on Mount Hood.

I mused that he probably didn't anticipate ever doing this when he was growing up in Vietnam.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 16, 2024 11:01 PM (uxCna)

158 Pride Flag slid marks. Intersectional, right?

Posted by: 80's music fan at June 16, 2024 11:02 PM (QSrLX)

159 Mom got an epidural from a doc named, Doctor Doctor.
Posted by: Braenyard

Did he give her the news?
Posted by: Tonypete


If he always dealt with undercarriage issues, he probably was more used to the Thompson Twins song.

Doctor! Doctor!
Can't you see I'm burnin', burnin'?

Posted by: mikeski at June 16, 2024 11:06 PM (DgGvY)

160 33 Mr Ryan seems to have some kind of mental disorder when he claims that a known classified document thieving, money laundering, daughter showering, plagiarizing, lying, senile pants shitter has a better character than the guy who got
railroaded in a kangaroo court.
Posted by: Blanco Basura -728.310 at June 09, 2024 10:12 PM (HxasW)

Forgot “Kid-, Woman- and Pope-sniffing.”

Otherwise, spot on.

Posted by: Misanthropic Misanthrope at June 16, 2024 11:06 PM (sJSth)

161 133 Reminding me of some comedian’s bit when I was a kid.

Dr Lee, paging Dr Lee , Dr Brock Lee.

Posted by: polynikes at June 16, 2024 10:49 PM (SHMXB)
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The producer of the James Bond movies is/was Broccoli.

Posted by: Ciampino - Anyone called Brussels Sprout? at June 16, 2024 11:07 PM (qfLjt)

162 My first supply sergeant was Sergeant Sergeant.
Damned good NCO too.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 16, 2024 11:07 PM (W/lyH)

163 I think the judge in the Kohberger case is named Judge.
Judge Judge.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt


Acceptable.

Posted by: zombie Judge Learned Hand at June 16, 2024 11:10 PM (DgGvY)

164 When I go camping, it's always with a Hispanic man, an Asian dude, and a Black guy. Then we sit around the campfire laughing uproariously over all the shared life experiences.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 16, 2024 10:57 PM (WXNFJ)


One of my manager's mom was Japanese and she loved fly fishing. She died on the river but they never told me if she got sucked under by her boots, or had a heart attack.

Most Asians I know prefer to go to the casino, but the Japanese seem to have a tendency to buck the general trend.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 16, 2024 11:10 PM (D7oie)

165 Had a guy in my unit named Lieutenant General.

Posted by: javems at June 16, 2024 11:12 PM (8I4hW)

166 A “mass exodus” led to numerous injuries after a “possible chemical agent” and fireworks were deployed during a Baltimore Pride event Saturday.

Baltimore Police confirmed Sunday that the possible chemical agent, released in front of the event’s main music stage near North Avenue and Charles Street, was not issued by police.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 16, 2024 11:12 PM (Iynsv)

167 Mom got an epidural from a doc named, Doctor Doctor.
Yeah, he wasn't an American.
Posted by: Braenyard


If he moved to Germany and got a second degree, he'd be Doktor Doktor Doctor.

Posted by: mikeski at June 16, 2024 11:13 PM (DgGvY)

168 Baltimore Police confirmed Sunday that the possible chemical agent, released in front of the event’s main music stage near North Avenue and Charles Street, was not issued by police.
Posted by: Braenyard at June 16, 2024 11:12 PM (Iynsv)

Pride Event you say? Yeah, I know where that gas issued from....

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 16, 2024 11:14 PM (0eaVi)

169 On this father!s day, I want to talk about my own father, who died 4 years ago. I did not appreciate it as much as it should have, he never made a living of Money or had big deals. He was a dedicated Boy Scout leader and I was astounded , at his funeral, how over 200 men came up to me and told me that he was the person who made them the Men that they are today.
I never really knew my father until after he was dead; but he is the one who made me the man I am today.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 16, 2024 11:14 PM (S6gqv)

170 A Lieutenant with the last name of General.

Posted by: javems at June 16, 2024 11:14 PM (8I4hW)

171 Authorities say 19-year-old killed parents, shot deputy in Tampa standoff

https://tinyurl.com/bdexaddb

Posted by: Ciampino - Sun Update #03 at June 16, 2024 11:14 PM (qfLjt)

172 I've taught my stepson that at the end of every month, you go over your checking and credit card accounts, and make sure that you recognize every charge on those accounts.

Apparently other people don't do that.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 16, 2024 10:47 PM (uxCna)

I go over my credit card statement each month just to figure out how many times I ordered books from Amazon/Ebay/kickstarter/other.

"Oh, crap, I made 6 major book purchases this month. there's no way I read all that in 30 days. I need to slow down!"

Posted by: Castle Guy at June 16, 2024 11:15 PM (Lhaco)

173 >>>Most Asians I know prefer to go to the casino, but the Japanese seem to have a tendency to buck the general trend.
Posted by: Kindltot
---------------------

Slots; sat down next to a drunken Japanese lady who had been at that machine all night, said she wasn't going to leave until she won.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 16, 2024 11:15 PM (Iynsv)

174 Slots; sat down next to a drunken Japanese lady who had been at that machine all night, said she wasn't going to leave until she won.
Posted by: Braenyard at June 16, 2024 11:15 PM (Iynsv)

Someone won that night.

Posted by: The House at June 16, 2024 11:16 PM (0eaVi)

175 Houston Democratic candidate is accused of racist attacks against HIMSELF in Jussie Smollett-style promotional campaign

https://mol.im/a/13535649

Posted by: Ciampino - Sun Update #04 at June 16, 2024 11:17 PM (qfLjt)

176 Slots; sat down next to a drunken Japanese lady who had been at that machine all night, said she wasn't going to leave until she won.
Posted by: Braenyard at June 16, 2024 11:15 PM (Iynsv)


I made my wife promise she would not lose more than 20 bucks in a day. It is about the only thing I insist on.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 16, 2024 11:18 PM (D7oie)

177 *peeks into the ONT*
*plops down and cracks a beer*

'Sup, Hordelings?!?

Posted by: Doof at June 16, 2024 11:18 PM (Wc8sE)

178 I have a card for regular bills and a card for other things.
Makes for a quicker read.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 16, 2024 11:19 PM (Iynsv)

179 I think it'll get busier in here once the bars close.
Posted by: Some Rat at June 16, 2024 10:06 PM (vJiyU)

(checks watch, checks posting history)

Maybe when the strip clubs close.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 16, 2024 11:20 PM (0eaVi)

180 Mom got an epidural from a doc named, Doctor Doctor.
Yeah, he wasn't an American.
Posted by: Braenyard at June 16, 2024 10:48 PM (Iynsv)

UFO - Doctor Doctor

https://youtu.be/J-U5H6hmw6E

Posted by: Robert at June 16, 2024 11:20 PM (RoaML)

181 People's last names: joke
https://tinyurl.com/5bmb93jw

Posted by: Ciampino - Sun Update #05 at June 16, 2024 11:24 PM (qfLjt)

182 Hadrian, hugs for you and your pups. Breeding animals is not for the faint of heart.

Posted by: Jen the original at June 16, 2024 11:28 PM (vsCyZ)

183 I have a card for regular bills and a card for other things.
Makes for a quicker read.
Posted by: B




Other things, guns whores, blow

Posted by: N at June 16, 2024 11:29 PM (8XibL)

184 Pachinko is addicting more so than Slot machines to me. Funny that most pachinko parlors in Japan are run by Koreans.

Posted by: polynikes at June 16, 2024 11:29 PM (SHMXB)

185 Well, time for me to hit the sack. Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 16, 2024 11:30 PM (6T/Ac)

186 Hunter is not worrying about anything except getting dad to pardon him yesterday

Posted by: N at June 16, 2024 11:30 PM (8XibL)

187 Other things, guns whores, blow
Posted by: N at June 16, 2024 11:29 PM (8XibL)

You can buy blow with a credit card?

Posted by: polynikes at June 16, 2024 11:30 PM (SHMXB)

188 Wait, isn't this supposed to be Zappa Year?

I'm so confused.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 16, 2024 11:30 PM (XV/Pl)

189 Journalist Michael Patrick Leahy is facing jail at a hearing tomorrow because he published information from long-hidden journal of Covenant Killer Audrey Hale..

Posted by: Braenyard at June 16, 2024 11:30 PM (Iynsv)

190 Liars
U.S. government cites Trump's privacy over possible interactions with FBI as reason for not releasing Prince Harry's visa

https://mol.im/a/13532131

Posted by: Ciampino - Sun Update #06 at June 16, 2024 11:30 PM (qfLjt)

191 You can buy blow with a credit card?




Yes

Posted by: N at June 16, 2024 11:31 PM (8XibL)

192 Other things, guns whores, blow
Posted by: N

And the rest I just wasted Your Honor. . . .

Posted by: Tonypete at June 16, 2024 11:31 PM (WXNFJ)

193 ...Most Asians I know prefer to go to the casino, but the Japanese seem to have a tendency to buck the general trend. Posted by: Kindltot at June 16, 2024 11:10 PM (D7oie)


Any salesman on the floor of an Orvis fishing equipment store, knows he's gonna make his weekly commission, soon as a Japanese Businessman or two crack open the doors.

Japanese "Executive Class" citizens often have a great affinity for Western "Upper Class" pursuits, be it fly fishing, equestrian interests, private club memberships.

And they are merciless among themselves in the One Upmanship Games.

Much to the delight of various upscale Sales Representatives, everywhere.


*pours bourbon* ONT Greetings, Horde. CHEERS!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 16, 2024 11:32 PM (e6UQI)

194 For those of us for whom illegal immigration is the Number One issue with a bullet:

SCOTUS ruled last week that illegal aliens who don't show up for their immigration/removal hearings can be summarily deported-- no further bullzh*t in court needed.

The scary part is, this was a 5-4 ruling. The decision has important implications for hundreds of thousands of similarly situated illegal aliens-- as well as for the millions the Biden regime has released with notices to appear (NTAs) in FOUR YEARS, i.e., the catch & release farce.

The "failure to appear" rate for immigration hearings is about 95%, IIRC.

About that 5-4 thing... I'm not the proper target audience for the "the worse the better" argument so beloved of many posters here. The "worse" is ghastly & means cultural suicide.

Posted by: mnw at June 16, 2024 11:32 PM (NLIak)

195 A citizen journalist has obtained a BOMBSHELL internal memo from the Michigan Attorney General's office plotting how they would count illegals in the 2020 census to gain Congressional seats and $3 billion in federal funding

https://tinyurl.com/3y9jtast

Posted by: Ciampino - Sun Update #07 at June 16, 2024 11:32 PM (qfLjt)

196 I had an uncle with the surname Sargent. He was an NCO in the Army.

Also knew a guy in the Army named Minor. A sergeant. So he was SGT Minor. I briefly wondered if there was a rank I had not known about.

Like Command Private Major.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Just Dang at June 16, 2024 11:33 PM (hZc6Q)

197 And the rest I just wasted Your Honor




I never knew my relatives commented here.

Posted by: N at June 16, 2024 11:33 PM (8XibL)

198 'Sup, Hordelings?!?
Posted by: Doof

*uses long spoon*

Posted by: Miklos supping on some Devil Dusted wings at June 16, 2024 11:33 PM (BbopU)

199 Journalist threatened with jail over publishing trans shooter Audrey Hale's deranged journal writings

https://mol.im/a/13536175

Take down the names of the individuals involved, for when either Trump wins or TSHTF.

Posted by: Ciampino - Sun Update #08 at June 16, 2024 11:34 PM (qfLjt)

200 When I go camping, it's always with a Hispanic man, an Asian dude, and a Black guy. Then we sit around the campfire laughing uproariously over all the shared life experiences.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 16, 2024 10:57 PM (WXNFJ)

Which one of you is the ghey?

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at June 16, 2024 11:35 PM (fPzjs)

201 I never really knew my father until after he was dead; but he is the one who made me the man I am today.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 16, 2024 11:14 PM (S6gqv)

Salute!

Posted by: GWB at June 16, 2024 11:36 PM (AWrpC)

202 Journalist threatened with jail over publishing trans shooter Audrey Hale's deranged journal writings

https://mol.im/a/13536175

Take down the names of the individuals involved, for when either Trump wins or TSHTF.
Posted by: Ciampino - Sun Update #08 at June 16, 2024 11:34 PM (qfLjt)

Yes. A list. I would have started it the day after the election.

Posted by: Lucius C Sulla at June 16, 2024 11:36 PM (0eaVi)

203 When I go camping, it's always with a Hispanic man, an Asian dude, and a Black guy. Then we sit around the campfire laughing uproariously over all the shared life experiences.
Posted by: Tonypete

H8R!!!!

Posted by: laughing minority-race girlfriend at June 16, 2024 11:37 PM (BbopU)

204 "Oh, crap, I made 6 major book purchases this month. there's no way I read all that in 30 days. I need to slow down!"
Posted by: Castle Guy at June 16, 2024 11:15 PM (Lhaco)

Unless you have a concealed book card, you shouldn't be able to buy more than 1 book every 30 days.

Posted by: GWB at June 16, 2024 11:37 PM (AWrpC)

205 Speaker of the House, Mike Johnson, a devout Christian, has funded; full term abortion clinics, the trans agenda on children, did nothing to secure the southern border, funded the FBI and gave them a brand new building, fully funded the DOJ, the green new deal, Ukraine where they are putting priests in jail, Gaza where they are blowing up churches...

How did Christian conservative Mike Johnson go from being that
way [a solid Christian], voting that way [a solid conservative] to
being Speaker of the House that actually funds that agenda?
What in the world happened? Would make this man do this?

https://tinyurl.com/mucnwubh

Posted by: Braenyard at June 16, 2024 11:38 PM (Iynsv)

206 I go over my monthly credit card statements and often find mystery charges... from one of my sons. I keep asking him to use his OWN card.

It's easy to recognize his charges. I don't charge too many Slurpees myself.

Posted by: mnw at June 16, 2024 11:39 PM (NLIak)

207 Levin, on Saturday night, ran through the laundry list of FJB's lies over the years to illuminate FJB's complete lack of integrity and character over the decades. The man never had a center other than to do or say whatever would advance his power and that which would diminish that status of those around him. This is not the hallmark of a leader let alone a great one. Great leaders make everybody better. By some perverse miracle, even now with his brain rotting away, he can recall that singular talent to brawl, to diminish others, and to tell lies as if he was speaking truth.

https://tinyurl.com/3xwdyh47

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at June 16, 2024 11:42 PM (K89t5)

208 Dad died suddenly, unexpectedly, in '68. I was fifteen. I'm now more than a score of years older than he ever got to be. (I'll save you the math: I'm 29.) I only knew the good things about him when he was alive. Some less than good things came out over the years, but I only knew the good guy.

I was not as good a father as I should have been, I know. Funny thing about parenting, you don't really get do-overs.

Still, our daughter turned out great after some troubled years. She teaches ballet and was greatly instrumental in revivifying the local ballet scene. Her husband is more than an in-law son to us. They married late, and two pregnancies ended in miscarriage; not a lot of hope for success.

Our local son is apparently not going to be a father, but he also turned out to be a great guy. Employed, homeowner, gun-totin', pick-m-up drivin' MAGA man. Got me a t-shirt that says Best Dad Ever, change my mind (from Crowder's store). I don't feel like I deserve it, but am honored at the thought.

[banging into character limit]

Posted by: mindful webworker - as dad as I can be at the moment at June 16, 2024 11:42 PM (7rC9u)

209 Maybe they aren't slurpees.








Posted by: Braenyard at June 16, 2024 11:42 PM (Iynsv)

210 It's easy to recognize his charges. I don't charge too many Slurpees myself.
Posted by: mnw

Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

Posted by: Miklos should bet his card stamped at June 16, 2024 11:42 PM (BbopU)

211 Levin, on Saturday night, ran through the laundry list of FJB's lies over the years to illuminate FJB's complete lack of integrity and character over the decades. The man never had a center other than to do or say whatever would advance his power and that which would diminish that status of those around him. This is not the hallmark of a leader let alone a great one. Great leaders make everybody better. By some perverse miracle, even now with his brain rotting away, he can recall that singular talent to brawl, to diminish others, and to tell lies as if he was speaking truth.

https://tinyurl.com/3xwdyh47
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at June 16, 2024 11:42 PM (K89t5)

And if provable, no R ever calls him out on it.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 16, 2024 11:42 PM (0eaVi)

212 I go over my monthly credit card statements and often find mystery charges... from one of my sons. I keep asking him to use his OWN card.

It's easy to recognize his charges. I don't charge too many Slurpees myself.
Posted by: mnw

lol.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at June 16, 2024 11:43 PM (K89t5)

213 205
Gaza where they are blowing up churches...

Posted by: Braenyard at June 16, 2024 11:38 PM (Iynsv)
----
There are churches in Gaza?

Posted by: Ciampino - Sun Update #09 at June 16, 2024 11:44 PM (qfLjt)

214 When I go camping, it's always with a Hispanic man, an Asian dude, and a Black guy. Then we sit around the campfire laughing uproariously over all the shared life experiences.

Never put the Asian guy in charge of supplies.

Posted by: The results may subvert expectations at June 16, 2024 11:44 PM (Xlk7u)

215
Breeding animals is not for the faint of heart.
Posted by: Jen the original at June 16, 2024 11:28 PM (vsCyZ)

_________

No, it's not. Here I was yesterday congratulating myself on getting Val through his pneumonia, where I thought at first he was a goner, and then this happens.

Please believe me when I say our dogs are well cared for, happy and loved.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 16, 2024 11:44 PM (MoZTd)

216 'Sup, Hordelings?!?
Posted by: Doof

*uses long spoon*
Posted by: Miklos supping on some Devil Dusted wings at June 16, 2024 11:33 PM (BbopU)


Miklos! How you been, good sir?

Posted by: Doof at June 16, 2024 11:44 PM (Wc8sE)

217 ----
There are churches in Gaza?





Yes

Posted by: N at June 16, 2024 11:45 PM (8XibL)

218
Evening, all.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's phone at June 16, 2024 11:45 PM (Pmzap)

219 [continuing]

We're all still estranged from his twin brother. Haven't had any contact with him, his wife, or their two kids, for several years, since Mom's funeral. Really harsh.

On this morning's book thread, Archimedes wrote, "There isn't much better in life than sitting with a GChild on your knee, and imparting a love of books to them." Looks like that's something I'll never get, and my heart aches a little.

I'm grateful to our Father in Heaven, whatever He wills.

Posted by: mindful webworker - as dad as I can be at the moment at June 16, 2024 11:46 PM (7rC9u)

220 >>>By some perverse miracle, even now with his brain rotting away, he can recall that singular talent to brawl, to diminish others, and to tell lies as if he was speaking truth.

https://tinyurl.com/3xwdyh47
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram
---------------------------------

He was always point man for the Democrat's dirty tricks.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 16, 2024 11:46 PM (Iynsv)

221 Speaking of breeding animals , I was fondling some Kimberly 45s today. Nice guns, but stupid spend.

Posted by: N at June 16, 2024 11:46 PM (8XibL)

222 How you been, good sir?
Posted by: Doof

Acceptable.

Yourself?

Posted by: the Miklos abides at June 16, 2024 11:47 PM (BbopU)

223 Rules for the first presidential debate revealed

https://mol.im/a/13535803




Posted by: Ciampino - Sun Update #10 at June 16, 2024 11:49 PM (qfLjt)

224 Larry seems smart

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 16, 2024 11:50 PM (WF/xn)

225 Biden slams Supreme Court, rips into Trump at Los Angeles fundraiser

https://mol.im/a/13535525

Posted by: Ciampino - Sun Update #11 at June 16, 2024 11:50 PM (qfLjt)

226 The Supreme Court just effectively legalized machine guns
_MSN
-------------

In my dreams.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 16, 2024 11:51 PM (Iynsv)

227 Rules for the first presidential debate revealed



The ref from CNN can call an eight minute Depends break at any time, to be called a "Security Briefing".

Posted by: Miklos read the vendor contracts from P&G at June 16, 2024 11:52 PM (BbopU)

228 It is as if the same stupid women running the wnba now are running the dog now.

Posted by: N at June 16, 2024 11:53 PM (8XibL)

229 Doj

Posted by: N at June 16, 2024 11:53 PM (8XibL)

230 I am watching smoke from our 1st wildfire of the year slink across the sky after an orange sunset. Decent ash fall over my windshield when I left for work this morning. And
OH LOOK...FJB in my back yard with the obama on some give me money stint.

Funny, I could always track the "Combat Air Patrol" circling overhead when the CIC was in Lost Angels.

Not this time...F-16's, F-35's a pair at least...not flying with usual military radar "IDENTS" for these occasions.

Though I could track the refueling tankers pretty easy.

HHhmmm.

Posted by: Nightwatch at June 16, 2024 11:53 PM (TDvv2)

231 225 Biden slams Supreme Court, rips into Trump at Los Angeles fundraiser

---------

Biden isn't able to rip in to anything.

Maybe he bumbled into Trump.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 16, 2024 11:54 PM (jdHxK)

232 Edgar haircut, Latino gang sign banned from local restaurants.

https://tinyurl.com/54rm4vht

Posted by: Braenyard at June 16, 2024 11:54 PM (Iynsv)

233 Acceptable.

Yourself?
Posted by: the Miklos abides at June 16, 2024 11:47 PM (BbopU)


Finer than frog hair!

Posted by: Doof at June 16, 2024 11:55 PM (Wc8sE)

234 115 Lake Michigan beaches (IN, MI) are better than Waikiki, and FL beaches. light tan awesome sand.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 16, 2024 10:35 PM (BjR5f)

👍👍👍

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at June 16, 2024 11:55 PM (Rbu5d)

235 Finer than frog hair!
Posted by: Doof

Only hair finer is on Darleen's upper lip

Posted by: Miklos don't mind that much at June 16, 2024 11:56 PM (BbopU)

236 Hadrian, I smiled when I first read you'd named one of the pups "Spark." We had a cat named Spark. He and his sister Spirit were with us a long time. One day I let the cats out for a bit. I still can see Spark veering off to the east side of the house. Never saw him again.

Sorry to hear about the pup's death. Always harsh.

Posted by: mindful webworker - pets r us at June 16, 2024 11:57 PM (7rC9u)

237 Biden isn't able to rip in to anything.

Maybe he bumbled into Trump.
Posted by: Cicero

*bumbles into something*

*rips one*

Posted by: Joe from Scranpoopton at June 16, 2024 11:58 PM (BbopU)

238 Viral video of sorority girls gyrating to X-rated rap sparks fury over 'cultural appropriation'

https://mol.im/a/13535453

One of the comments:
Martin
cheshire9 hours ago

'cultural appropriation' - as these professional busybodies call it - has happened ever since we climbed down from the trees otherwise only one tribe would have fire, one tribe would have the wheel, one tribe would know how to grow corn etc etc ad almost infinitum

--
"Wheel? What's a wheel" -- Some pre-colonization African Tribesman.

Posted by: Ciampino - Sun Update #12 at June 17, 2024 12:01 AM (qfLjt)

239 The Supreme Court just effectively legalized machine guns
_MSN
-------------

In my dreams.
Posted by: Braenyard at June 16, 2024 11:51 PM (Iynsv)

Twitchy: CNN Mocked for Its Animation Showing How Bump Stocks Work

https://tinyurl.com/36rey9tv

Posted by: Robert at June 17, 2024 12:03 AM (RoaML)

240 Rules for the first presidential debate revealed
https://mol.im/a/13535803
Posted by: Ciampino

The only rule that will be in force by the moderators will be to paint Trump as a beast that needs to be on a chain and should only be allowed to speak while being interrupted repeatedly. Based on past Trump debates, these next two debates, if you can call them that, will be to advance Democrat talking points.

Jake the Snake: "Donnie, can I call you Donnie, now that you are convicted felon, why the fuck are even here tonight? You should be sitting in a prison cell. Now, [turning to FJB], Mr President, you need to be commended for advocating...[insert D talking points here]."

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at June 17, 2024 12:04 AM (K89t5)

241 I wish the Donald could have at least gently leaned into how much RAP degraded the WHOLE of the culture by the decrepitude Lyrics that degraded the culture when he was in the the BLACK CHURCH.

Posted by: Nightwatch at June 17, 2024 12:07 AM (TDvv2)

242 At 4:00 PM, Spark was fine. At 8:00 I found him dead. No idea what happened. Seven months old. We're in shock.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 16, 2024 09:55

So sorry to hear that Hadrian, condolences.

Posted by: Farmer at June 17, 2024 12:09 AM (55Qr6)

243 Posted by: Braenyard at June 16, 2024 11:38 PM (Iynsv)

MTG is a whacko cunt. She should stick to searching for aliens.

Posted by: polynikes at June 17, 2024 12:10 AM (SHMXB)

244 When in the course of human events it becomes necessary for one to separate oneself from consciousness for a good night's sleep, it behooves one to say, g'nite, y'all. So.

I am old but I am happy
https://youtu.be/ZxjTC0bmKls

G'nite, y'all.

Posted by: mindful webworker - sleepyhead at June 17, 2024 12:12 AM (7rC9u)

245 On Netflix: Under Paris. To save Paris from a bloodbath, a grieving scientist is forced to face her tragic past when a giant shark appears in the Seine.

After Sharknado, especially since I saw it in a theater full of fellow drunk and stoned people while a squadron of flying sharks dive bombed the audience all evening I find it impossible to take any shark disaster movie seriously after that. That was likely the greatest movie I ever saw. I saw likely because the details of the evening were a bit hazy the next morning.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at June 17, 2024 12:14 AM (K89t5)

246 Meanwhile,
Here in the valley...the illegal Fireworks merchants have begun to present their wares nightly.

My #1 of 4 tours in Iraq and 1 in the Afgan is coping for the most part.

He still says it sucks...

Posted by: Nightwatch at June 17, 2024 12:14 AM (TDvv2)

247
I wish the Donald could have at least gently leaned into how much RAP degraded the WHOLE of the culture by the decrepitude Lyrics that degraded the culture when he was in the the BLACK CHURCH.
Posted by: Nightwatch


He's kissing up to them. He doesn't want to piss them off.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 17, 2024 12:14 AM (63Dwl)

248 247

OK...as you say.

Posted by: Nightwatch at June 17, 2024 12:17 AM (TDvv2)

249 I wish the Donald could have at least gently leaned into how much RAP degraded the WHOLE of the culture by the decrepitude Lyrics that degraded the culture when he was in the the BLACK CHURCH.



Why anything the black church does is as bad as rap without the vids, absolutely corrupt and more detrimental to the black community than anything.

Posted by: N at June 17, 2024 12:17 AM (8XibL)

250 Oh ,for Pete's sake:

"Hillary Clinton Gets Standing Ovation as She Presents at 2024 Tony Awards: I Know 'How Hard It Is to Make Change'

https://tinyurl.com/fkvcc6u3

The brave browser has "news" on the home screen. I usually don't look at them, and I have never clicked on a link...until tonight. Link goes to People Mag.

Didn't know the Tony's were tonight. Who cares, besides the people there?

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at June 17, 2024 12:19 AM (Rbu5d)

251 Fireworks are basically banned in Las Cruces, while in Dona Ana Country, where LC is located, it is a free fire zone. Knowing the caliber of people around me (in some places around here shooting guns in the air on a holiday is not unknown) I plan to be soak my roof at sunset, be ready to spray any errant missiles with water while praying I make it till morning. 'Merica, nothing beats 'Merica. Nothing.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at June 17, 2024 12:20 AM (K89t5)

252 Speaking of Rap.

George Strait breaks paid concert attendance record . Over 110k attended concert at Kyle Field.

Posted by: polynikes at June 17, 2024 12:21 AM (SHMXB)

253 SOOooo...

you telling me Black Churches pretty much have NO INFLUENCE on RAP?

That is sad indeed.

Posted by: Nightwatch at June 17, 2024 12:21 AM (TDvv2)

254 243 Posted by: Braenyard at June 16, 2024 11:38 PM (Iynsv)

MTG is a whacko cunt. She should stick to searching for aliens.
Posted by: polynikes
--------------------------

Whole heatedly disagree with you. I think that she is spot on.
Something's up when a devout Christian, solid conservative voter
funds full term abortion, the FBI, the green new deal, and the DOJ that wants to put Trump in prison.

Something stinks in DC and it's not Marjorie.
They've got Johnson by the nads.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 17, 2024 12:22 AM (Iynsv)

255 SOOooo...

you telling me Black Churches pretty much have NO INFLUENCE on RAP?

That is sad indeed.




Chickn and egg

Posted by: N at June 17, 2024 12:22 AM (8XibL)

256 Probably cuz some RAPPERS pump money...mo money... at the churches to keep them quite.

Posted by: Nightwatch at June 17, 2024 12:24 AM (TDvv2)

257 Where do you think the rappers went church before they were rappers?

Posted by: N at June 17, 2024 12:25 AM (8XibL)

258 Had a leak in my garage and called the roofer - bullet hole.
He cut a square out of a milk carton and slipped it under the
shingle. - been three years

Posted by: Braenyard at June 17, 2024 12:25 AM (Iynsv)

259 Why did you call the roofer Bullet Hole?

Was he an ex-felon? Is it some kind of gang name that stuck?

Posted by: Robert at June 17, 2024 12:28 AM (IMZev)

260 *Looks around*

I gotta be up early.

I'm out.

Night.

Posted by: Robert at June 17, 2024 12:29 AM (IMZev)

261 Had a leak in my garage and called the roofer - bullet hole. He cut a square out of a milk carton and slipped it under the shingle. - been three years
Posted by: Braenyard

Let me guess, "that will cost you $300 if you pay by check and $100 if you pay in cash, no receipts."

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at June 17, 2024 12:29 AM (K89t5)

262 Summer Outlook Update: One Of America's Hottest On Record
_weather.com
-------------------

Stay tuned for the 7 signs of spontaneous combustion.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 17, 2024 12:30 AM (Iynsv)

263 Gorgeous sunset out here. A bit chilly though. 53 and a breeze making it feel a bit colder.

Supposed to be in the mid to low 40s before the sun rises.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 17, 2024 12:31 AM (Y/u0P)

264 And had to close the windows and put on a sweatshirt!

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 17, 2024 12:31 AM (Y/u0P)

265 >>>Let me guess, "that will cost you $300 if you pay by check and $100 if you pay in cash, no receipts."
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram
-----------------------

He's a good guy. No charge, call me when you're ready for a new roof.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 17, 2024 12:32 AM (Iynsv)

266 The Comments Of The Week


Someday........

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at June 17, 2024 12:32 AM (QGaXH)

267 The word of the day is "aptronym."
---------
WTF is an "aptronym", slave??

Posted by: Mistress Payne at June 17, 2024 12:33 AM (ZdexC)

268 Had a leak in my garage and called the roofer - bullet hole.

You shot your garage?

Posted by: Sock Monkey * levitating above the madness at June 17, 2024 12:34 AM (T38aJ)

269 He's kissing up to them. He doesn't want to piss them off.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 17, 2024 12:14 AM (63Dwl)

----------

Try this, Don. It'll slay 'em:

"Ahh ain't nowaze tahhrred, b'cuz ah come so far fum where ah started fum!"

*hic*

Posted by: Southern Fried Hillary at June 17, 2024 12:34 AM (hY4dx)

270 Crap. I am 8 minutes into this Netflix's shark movie and it had its first Girl Boss incident.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at June 17, 2024 12:35 AM (K89t5)

271 266

Yes you will... MisHum is very generous.

Posted by: Nightwatch at June 17, 2024 12:35 AM (TDvv2)

272 I don’t know Morgan Freeman’s political affiliation but he’s dead on target about racism and being an American .

He slammed Black History Month again today for all the right reasons.

Posted by: polynikes at June 17, 2024 12:36 AM (SHMXB)

273 The syfy shark movies are good

Posted by: N at June 17, 2024 12:36 AM (8XibL)

274 Had a leak in my garage and called the roofer - bullet hole.

You shot your garage?


Road rage begins at home.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at June 17, 2024 12:36 AM (dZVON)

275 Hey, Doof!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 17, 2024 12:36 AM (v6JzV)

276 An archaeologist has apparently found Sennacherib’s 2,700-year-old camp outside of Jerusalem: Once again, the Bible proves to be an accurate record of the ancient world

https://tinyurl.com/4wwm4e56

Posted by: Braenyard at June 17, 2024 12:36 AM (Iynsv)

277 George Strait breaks paid concert attendance record . Over 110k attended concert at Kyle Field.
Posted by: polynikes
---------
Triggers link to 'Amarillo by Morning' Vid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wtVeDaZxAXo

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 17, 2024 12:38 AM (XeU6L)

278 263

If you are near a large body of water...have you ever considered fishing?

It's very relaxing.

Posted by: Nightwatch at June 17, 2024 12:38 AM (TDvv2)

279 I found a day old apple fritter and I am debating whether to eat it or if it is unwise to eat it since the doughnut store opens in five hours and I am getting a fresh doughnut then.

Posted by: N at June 17, 2024 12:39 AM (8XibL)

280 250 Oh ,for Pete's sake:

"Hillary Clinton Gets Standing Ovation as She Presents at 2024 Tony Awards: I Know 'How Hard It Is to Make Change'

https://tinyurl.com/fkvcc6u3

The brave browser has "news" on the home screen. I usually don't look at them, and I have never clicked on a link...until tonight. Link goes to People Mag.

Didn't know the Tony's were tonight. Who cares, besides the people there?
Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker
...................................
Tony awards?? That's like a best pizza contest, right?

Posted by: Puddleglum back in Babylon DC at June 17, 2024 12:40 AM (sAmhv)

281 I have decided against the day old apple fritter.

Posted by: N at June 17, 2024 12:41 AM (8XibL)

282 ...I found a day old apple fritter and I am debating whether to eat it or if it is unwise to eat it since the doughnut store opens in five hours and I am getting a fresh doughnut then. Posted by: N at June 17, 2024 12:39 AM (8XibL)


Embrace the healing power of "and".

That, and a glass of Ice Cold Milk, will restore that hardened fritter to tasty goodness, in less time than it takes for a 2nd chew.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 17, 2024 12:42 AM (e6UQI)

283 I found a day old apple fritter and I am debating whether to eat it or if it is unwise to eat it since the doughnut store opens in five hours and I am getting a fresh doughnut then.
Posted by: N

Donate it to the guy panhandling at some intersection (there is always some guy doing this these days) when you are headed to the doughnut store.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at June 17, 2024 12:42 AM (K89t5)

284
They are really pouring on the global warming propaganda. Got to scare people into eating ze bugzs.

There's a heat dome (upper level ridge) over the Ohio Valley and NY state. It will move down a bit over the next few days. We'll likely get upper 90s next weekend.

Get ready for them to spazz out over that pushing the propaganda.

It's called Summer.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 17, 2024 12:43 AM (w6EFb)

285 283 I found a day old apple fritter

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If you found it outside, best to wait for the donut store to open.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 17, 2024 12:45 AM (hY4dx)

286 250 Oh ,for Pete's sake:

"Hillary Clinton Gets Standing Ovation as She Presents at 2024 Tony Awards: I Know 'How Hard It Is to Make Change'

https://tinyurl.com/fkvcc6u3


According to her own people, bitch couldn't even change her own underwear on the regular.

Posted by: she stinks of piss like a 2 year old at June 17, 2024 12:45 AM (Esm03)

287 Couple finds abandoned newborn with her umbilical cord attached after noticing a blanket with two little feet moving

https://mol.im/a/13536705

Posted by: Ciampino - Sun Update #13 at June 17, 2024 12:45 AM (qfLjt)

288 Embrace the healing power of "and".

That, and a glass of Ice Cold Milk, will restore that hardened fritter to tasty goodness, in less time than it takes for a 2nd chew.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: J



Could not agree more, not averse to the day old apple fritter, just think that eating two in a day is unwise. If my schedule should prevent me from getting to the doughnut store this morning I will have it with the noon coffee.

Posted by: N at June 17, 2024 12:45 AM (8XibL)

289
Donate it to the guy panhandling at some intersection (there is always some guy doing this these days) when you are headed to the doughnut store.




Posted by: N at June 17, 2024 12:46 AM (8XibL)

290 252 Speaking of Rap.

George Strait breaks paid concert attendance record . Over 110k attended concert at Kyle Field.
Posted by: polynikes
.....................,
I read about that earlier. Thought he retired. Glad to see him performing. Class act.

Posted by: Puddleglum back in Babylon DC at June 17, 2024 12:46 AM (sAmhv)

291
I don’t know Morgan Freeman’s political affiliation but he’s dead on target about racism and being an American .
He slammed Black History Month again today for all the right reasons.
Posted by: polynikes


What does he have to say about pride month?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 17, 2024 12:46 AM (63Dwl)

292 If I have a spare doughnut usually it goes to the starlings

Posted by: N at June 17, 2024 12:47 AM (8XibL)

293 Netflix Shark movie: Girl Boss 2 is going to jump in Seine so she can give directions to the obviously lost shark, who just showed up on a computer screen depicted as a shark emoji/icon "Its really important we help her or she could die."

Golum and Globus are back. Baby.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at June 17, 2024 12:47 AM (K89t5)

294
I notice now they quote heat index figures in the forecasts, not actual temperatures. All part of the propaganda.

I just made the mistake of reading the comments in WaPo article on the heat dome. Pure climate change garbage.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 17, 2024 12:48 AM (w6EFb)

295 262 Summer Outlook Update: One Of America's Hottest On Record
_weather.com
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Stay tuned for the 7 signs of spontaneous combustion.
Posted by: Braenyard
..........................
They say that every year. Bound to meet the odds and get it right.

Posted by: Puddleglum back in Babylon DC at June 17, 2024 12:49 AM (sAmhv)

296 HILLARY??

Oh fer shizzle she has herself a nursing diaper detail 24/7

Posted by: Nightwatch at June 17, 2024 12:50 AM (TDvv2)

297 The El Paso weather report skips the whole heat index and temperatures. They just put on some weather babe in a tight dress, who giggles a lot, and goes "um, its as hot as me."

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at June 17, 2024 12:51 AM (K89t5)

298 Damn you dirty apes and your talk of apple fritters.

Posted by: didn't even know I needed one at June 17, 2024 12:51 AM (Esm03)

299 278 263

If you are near a large body of water...have you ever considered fishing?

It's very relaxing.
Posted by: Nightwatch
..............................
Don't need a large body of water for fishing to be relaxing.

Posted by: Puddleglum back in Babylon DC at June 17, 2024 12:53 AM (sAmhv)

300 Indian authorities bulldoze homes of 11 people after finding beef in fridges

https://tinyurl.com/yckx76wx

"No soup/ house burger for you!"

Posted by: Ciampino - Sun Update #14 at June 17, 2024 12:54 AM (qfLjt)

301 So sorry, Hadrian. What a shock!

This morning, there was a dead Boston Terrier type pup on the road not too far from us. Discouraging. The day before, there was a whole pack of little dogs in the area. Some people have the wrong idea about how to keep dogs.

Your young Spark was attended to carefully, on the other hand. Again, so sorry.

Posted by: KT at June 17, 2024 12:54 AM (rrtZS)

302 the study confirmed that maternal fecal microbiota transfer (FMT) in babies born by cesarean section can help to correct the microbiota disturbances often observed in babies who are not born vaginally
_medicalExpress

Posted by: Braenyard at June 17, 2024 12:55 AM (Iynsv)

303 RNC Research @RNCResearch
Biden freezes before Obama grabs his arm and leads him off stage. Yikes! 😳

https://tinyurl.com/4kxzrfur
1:41 minutes

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 17, 2024 12:56 AM (ZdexC)

304 139 Stupid Tezspire commercial with the creepy animation has the Mom chopping wood, and the Dad reading a stupid story to the kids in front of the campfire.

Good grief.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 16, 2024 10:49 PM (ufFY

That's just the tip of the iceberg......pay attention to the roles, genders and sex orientation of the people in the commercials, how few white males are depicted alone, never mind in an authority role...it's frightening. If it's true, the battle is long lost. Noticed the Sunshade (?) commercial today re-shot to include a black couple along with the white couple. There's a commercial on Fox Business showing inventors thru the ages starting with apparently Ben Franklin - all recast as black.....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at June 17, 2024 12:57 AM (QGaXH)

305 Silicon Valley tycoon who fundraised for Obama now backing Trump

https://mol.im/a/13536675

For some reason and from when I first came across the word 'tycoon', I always saw it as a derogatory word.

Posted by: Ciampino - Sun Update #16 at June 17, 2024 12:59 AM (qfLjt)

306 We have a Mariachi-type band on Red Bull at the neighbor's. And a bounce house.

The tuba is out of tune. The mandolin seems to be the loudest stringed instrument.

But it sounds like they are having fun.

Posted by: KT at June 17, 2024 01:01 AM (rrtZS)

307 RNC Research @RNCResearch
Biden freezes before Obama grabs his arm and leads him off stage. Yikes! 😳

https://tinyurl.com/4kxzrfur
1:41 minutes
Posted by: andycanuck

Well that makes for some interesting optics. Either FJB is in full blown stage 5 dementia (has late state syphilis been ruled out?) or Bathhouse Barry, knowing the election has already been stolen, reassures America that he is really in charge.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at June 17, 2024 01:01 AM (K89t5)

308 The Atlantic @TheAtlantic Jun 14
If gentrification has a sound, it’s silence. Xochitl Gonzalez on why the rich love quiet so much, and what it means for everyone else

pagliacci the hated 🌝 @Slatzism 23h
you can always tell who was actually poor and who's just an Ivy League shitlib LARPing because the latter romanticizes aspects of poverty that real poor people desperately want to escape.

when they think "noisy neighborhood," their mind conjures up some abuela playing tropipop out her breezy open window while she makes empanadas as a table of Chinese men laugh and play Mahjong on the street -- literal Hollywood movie shit.

in reality, the noise of poverty is the woman next door screaming while she's getting beaten up by her drunk boyfriend, a schizo man shouting obscenities outside of your apartment window, and the blaring siren of ambulances coming to collect yet another overdose.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 17, 2024 01:02 AM (ZdexC)

309 Former President Barack Obama has to help guide a confused President Biden off stage as he appears to freeze at an L.A. fundraiser.

https://tinyurl.com/328tffnx

Posted by: Ciampino - Sun Update #17 at June 17, 2024 01:03 AM (qfLjt)

310 In my youth of Lost Angels 1960's

There was a 2 tone Cream Yellow and Chocolate HELMS Bakery Truck that had slide out racks from what I'm calling a Chevy Panel Truck of the time and there was ALWAYS Doughnuts and crème cakes and Apple Fitters with fresh bread. Baked that day no less.

They would come up my street every other day and the trucks had a very distinctive Whistle.

Posted by: Nightwatch at June 17, 2024 01:03 AM (TDvv2)

311 Proof of Bible story about angels killing 185,000 soldiers in a night is uncovered after 2,700 years

https://mol.im/a/13530311

Posted by: Ciampino - Sun Update #18 at June 17, 2024 01:04 AM (qfLjt)

312 As of June 9th, 2024, Saudi Arabia has decline to renew the 50 year Petrodollar agreement.

https://tinyurl.com/2zpwdnaj

Posted by: Ciampino - Sun Update #19 at June 17, 2024 01:05 AM (qfLjt)

313 Apple Fritters

From a time less hostile.

Good Night horde

Posted by: Nightwatch at June 17, 2024 01:08 AM (TDvv2)

314 225 Biden slams Supreme Court, rips into Trump at Los Angeles fundraiser

https://mol.im/a/13535525
Posted by: Ciampino - Sun Update #11 at June 16, 2024 11:50 PM (qfLjt)

then has to be led off the stage by the hand by Obama.....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at June 17, 2024 01:09 AM (QGaXH)

315 Why am I hearing an ad for squattypotty on the radio and 10 minutes later...flushable asswipes. Interesting times indeed

Posted by: a dude in MI at June 17, 2024 01:11 AM (+I6Y/)

316 I will not support one dime of funding for the ATF until constitutional policy is fully restored.

https://tinyurl.com/mryfy86c

I wonder if that mnager had soemting on the Clintons? It was Arkansas/Gov. Bill/tainted prison blood/maybe CIA drugs

Posted by: Ciampino - Sun Update #20 at June 17, 2024 01:11 AM (qfLjt)

317 316
something

Those ATF with ATF/POLICE on their backs? They are not Police so shoot them and claim impostors.

Posted by: Ciampino - Sun Update #21 at June 17, 2024 01:14 AM (qfLjt)

318 Police fire tear gas into crowds at French rallies against far-right

https://mol.im/a/13534135

So these were far-left rioters? and/or Muzzies?

Posted by: Ciampino - Sun Update #22 at June 17, 2024 01:16 AM (qfLjt)

319 Outrage as British tourists going away to EU countries could face 'lie detector' test carried out by artificial intelligence before being granted entry

https://mol.im/a/13534215

Posted by: Ciampino - Sun Update #23 at June 17, 2024 01:17 AM (qfLjt)

320 Biden slams Supreme Court, rips into Trump at Los Angeles fundraiser

https://mol.im/a/13535525
Posted by: Ciampino - Sun Update #11 at June 16, 2024 11:50 PM (qfLjt)

then has to be led off the stage by the hand by Obama.....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan

Plus he claimed in that clip that he taught constitutional law for 9 years. Another instance his rotten soul and brain making shit up on the fly. FJB finally has achieved being that mythological grandfather or uncle, who instead of doing nice things for people, shits his pants at the dinner table and drinks out of the toilet.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at June 17, 2024 01:19 AM (K89t5)

321 A movie theater in Canada just cancelled a showing of our film The War On Children after a lawyer with "Lawyers Against Transphobia", Kylie Walman, demanded the cancellation.

https://tinyurl.com/cs7akw7v

Now test the fairness of the system by trying to have one of theirs canceled.

Posted by: Ciampino - Sun Update #24 at June 17, 2024 01:20 AM (qfLjt)

322 264 And had to close the windows and put on a sweatshirt!
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 17, 2024 12:31 AM (Y/u0P)

Delightfully cool weekend and evening here in coastal Orange County, Ca.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at June 17, 2024 01:20 AM (QGaXH)

323 UK music festival fears after Barclays caves in to Gaza protesters

https://mol.im/a/13534483

Posted by: Ciampino - Sun Update #25 at June 17, 2024 01:22 AM (qfLjt)

324 Got to go, have a good time. 'night

Posted by: Braenyard at June 17, 2024 01:23 AM (Iynsv)

325
Back home from the grocery store. Anything happening here? I'm job-hunting again and taking a deep breath. It's not as easy as it used to be.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 17, 2024 01:24 AM (lCaJd)

326 323
An excellent comment from that article:
If a product that was being sold caused a small proportion of the fatalities that immigrants do, it would be banned. Why is there an open door policy for these fatal imports? Politicians are supposed to represent the people? Well, the people want the importation of these fatal products stopped, and excess stock returned to where they originated.

Posted by: Ciampino - Sun Update #26 at June 17, 2024 01:30 AM (qfLjt)

327 Hey Horde, Hadrian so very sorry about Spark. Short time with us, he'll be waiting for you on the other side.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 17, 2024 01:33 AM (Sgq8y)

328 'Inhumane is all I can say!' Witness tells of his 'disgust' at seeing police ram terrified calf with their squad car - as calls grow for 'monsters' to be sacked and new video shows the animal calmly wandering down London street before officers swooped

https://mol.im/a/13534557

The London cops disproportionally mohammedans, natively cruel.

Posted by: Ciampino - Sun Update #27 at June 17, 2024 01:34 AM (qfLjt)

329 This is late but hope all the Dads here had a restful and enjoyable Father's Day.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at June 17, 2024 01:35 AM (QGaXH)

330 325
Back home from the grocery store. Anything happening here? I'm job-hunting again and taking a deep breath. It's not as easy as it used to be.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 17, 2024 01:24 AM (lCaJd)

Best of Luck to you on your job search.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at June 17, 2024 01:39 AM (QGaXH)

331 Hey, Blondie!

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 17, 2024 01:40 AM (Sgq8y)

332
Plus he claimed in that clip that he taught constitutional law for 9 years. Another instance his rotten soul and brain making shit up on the fly. FJB finally has achieved being that mythological grandfather or uncle, who instead of doing nice things for people, shits his pants at the dinner table and drinks out of the toilet.
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram

================

I read he raised $30 mil at that fundraiser. Sometimes I get scared. I feel like we really need a plan if the worst happens.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 17, 2024 01:40 AM (lCaJd)

333 Howdy, horde.

{{Debby}}

Oh, no. So sorry to read of Spark's passing! Just a pup...

Posted by: JQ at June 17, 2024 01:42 AM (njWTi)

334
Hey Debby! Wazzup?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 17, 2024 01:44 AM (lCaJd)

335
Oh, dear. Your furry friend died. Sorry.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 17, 2024 01:45 AM (lCaJd)

336 The only thing FJB runs, is his mouth. (and, possibly, his fartclam)

Wonder who's really pulling the strings? Don't say "obama" because he ain't bright enough to do it either.

Posted by: JQ at June 17, 2024 01:47 AM (njWTi)

337 Blonds Mortician - Good Luck…

Posted by: Adriane the Critic. . . at June 17, 2024 01:47 AM (TX4bP)

338 2 to go

Posted by: Skip at June 17, 2024 01:52 AM (fwDg9)

339 https://tinyurl.com/4feu5xav
20 Tweets from Bad Blue

Posted by: Skip at June 17, 2024 01:53 AM (fwDg9)

340 Sacramento Insider
@sacinsidr

I’ve been saying for years these criminal advocates are liberals with a criminal fetish.There’s nothing else that can explain this level of derangement.

It’s literally their kink:

A Bay Area attorney for the Northern California Innocence project, which works to free innocent people from prison, is facing an extraordinary predicament after exchanging intimate texts and videos with a convicted murderer who then tried to blackmail her.

Posted by: 13times at June 17, 2024 02:03 AM (Y9FAc)

341 ...A Bay Area attorney for the Northern California Innocence project, which works to free innocent people from prison, is facing an extraordinary predicament after exchanging intimate texts and videos with a convicted murderer who then tried to blackmail her. Posted by: 13times at June 17, 2024 02:03 AM (Y9FAc)]/i]


At first, she was virtually fucked.

Next, she was situationally fucked.

And all, yet, without any actual FUCKAGE to have satisfied her erstwhile "needs".

Hence, she's Fucked in the Want, and unsatisfied in the WHOLE.

Pun, intended.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 17, 2024 02:24 AM (e6UQI)

342 fuckit. even I can see the HTML fail from here.

Fixit, dammit, some COB? Please?

Simple thing, a bracket that way instead o' this way, right?

*holds up bowl like Oliver Twist*


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 17, 2024 02:33 AM (e6UQI)

343 I think that raimondo must really like his mom's new boyfriend, he has not been too triggered of late.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 17, 2024 02:37 AM (Sgq8y)

344 {{JQ}}, I admire you a whole bunch, just so you know.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 17, 2024 02:41 AM (Sgq8y)

345 Early early morning to all the insomaniacals who make AoSHQ their home and the great place it is! How *you* doin'?

Woke up after five hours' sleep. That sounds bad but I did have 90 minutes' nap yesterday afternoon. I can catch up tonight . . . and I have Wednesday off, too. "Juneteenth" makes no real sense as a Federal holiday, but I'll grab any day off from the electron mines with both hands.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 17, 2024 02:54 AM (omVj0)

346 According to the CBS outlet TV station, it feels like 88 F. out there. Better than the 93 of yesterday morning, but not so you'd notice. I'll go work out in a bit.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 17, 2024 02:56 AM (omVj0)

347
A Bay Area attorney for the Northern California Innocence project, which works to free innocent people from prison, is facing an extraordinary predicament after exchanging intimate texts and videos with a convicted murderer who then tried to blackmail her.
Posted by: 13times

==============

An "extraordinary predicament"? Like, whether to a) plead guilty, or b) fuck the prosecutor? Or possibly c) plead not-guilty by reason of global warming?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 17, 2024 02:56 AM (lCaJd)

348 Would you approve to be represnted by an attorney whose last name is Fink?
I'm watching a Judge J. Cedric Simpson uTube where there is a James Fink. Is this an aptonym?

https://youtu.be/4fkKGxQ1MKQ

Posted by: Ciampino - Sun Update #28 at June 17, 2024 03:00 AM (qfLjt)

349 Hadrian, my condolences on the sudden loss of Spark. I hope you can find out what caused his death and if possible prevent it from happening to the others.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 17, 2024 03:00 AM (omVj0)

350 Nodded for a bit, LOL.

Garage-door dude should call in the mornin'... will see how much hubby's spacey-ness will cost this time.

And maybe I can get some yardwork done this week.

Posted by: JQ at June 17, 2024 03:02 AM (njWTi)

351 347
An "extraordinary predicament"? Like, whether to a) plead guilty, or b) fuck the prosecutor? Or possibly c) plead not-guilty by reason of global warming?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 17, 2024 02:56 AM (lCaJd)
----
I like that but the only thing that probably warmed for a while was her quim.

Posted by: Ciampino - Sun Update #29 at June 17, 2024 03:03 AM (qfLjt)

352 The Killer Kittens From Outer Space are doing well. Dagny has a new favorite perch, atop some hat boxes in my bedroom. She's still standoffish. In contrast, big Stirling climbed into my lap three times yesterday, dozing for quite a while each time.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 17, 2024 03:08 AM (omVj0)

353 Cat has forgiven us for being gone earlier this week:

Found half of a mouse on the doormat Saturday. Heh. Must be his way of sharing? (ewwww)

Posted by: JQ at June 17, 2024 03:08 AM (njWTi)

354 Cat has forgiven us for being gone earlier this week:

Found half of a mouse on the doormat Saturday. Heh. Must be his way of sharing? (ewwww)
Posted by: JQ at June 17, 2024


***
MOrning, JQ,

I've read various explanations of our cats bringing us kills. One is that they are quietly showing off, showing their mothers (us) how well they hunt. Another is that they are showing *us* how to hunt -- which makes no sense, as it is the mother who teaches the kittens, not the other way around, and we stand in for their mothers.

Rusty, my boyhood cat, caught mice now and then, and always left his kills on Mom's dining table chair (which was wood, no fabric to clean up). Only her chair, and she was the one who fed him most often. Didn't bother Mom; she'd grown up in a small Canadian town and later on a Florida farm.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 17, 2024 03:14 AM (omVj0)

355 Interesting, Wolfus.

Sometimes, Cat will eat the entire thing (except The Green Part). Other times, he'll leave half. Not sure if he's sharing or simply *full*?

One evening, he brought up a small mouse & played/killed /ate it, then went immediately back into the shrubbery and brought up another (live and kickin'!) which he then *put out of its misery* right in front of me, and laid it on the mat at my feet.

I believe he was 'providing' for me, or perhaps returning the favor of a good meal. LOL

Posted by: JQ at June 17, 2024 03:20 AM (njWTi)

356 I always dispose of the carcasses while Cat is away, so he doesn't *see* me wasting the meat tossing them out.

Don't want to hurt his feelings, ya know...

Posted by: JQ at June 17, 2024 03:24 AM (njWTi)

357 The only prey my two thugs have had so far are insects, usually flying gnats or mosquitoes, and once a tiny salamander. Amazing to see them transform in an instant from furry footstools into dedicated killers.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 17, 2024 03:28 AM (omVj0)

358 Hard to believe June is more than half over, and this year is almost half gone.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 17, 2024 03:29 AM (omVj0)

359 Cat loves grasshoppers! Good thing, as they will devour veggie plants quickly.

Good kitty!!! (between feathers and grasshopper legs, I do feel sorry for kitty's digestive tract/exit orifice...)

Posted by: JQ at June 17, 2024 03:33 AM (njWTi)

360 EFFing juneteenth... bah, humbug. It's the day my daddy died-- not a celebratory occasion for me. Pfft.

Posted by: JQ at June 17, 2024 03:44 AM (njWTi)

361 (Yes, I know "juneteenth" is the 19th)

Posted by: JQ at June 17, 2024 03:47 AM (njWTi)

362 I can't beleive this. MeTV just cut off the last 15 minutes of the 2 am showing of Mission: Impossible, to run Soledad O'Brien's Matter of Fact propaganda program. The local NBC outlet buries it at 3 am, and doesn't even tell the online TV guide site. Now, without warning or apology, they cut off the end of the MI episode. What, I wonder, will they do at 3:15 when the MoF show is over? Run clips of Mushbrain stumbling around?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 17, 2024 03:57 AM (omVj0)

363 I don't want to get up

Posted by: Skip at June 17, 2024 03:57 AM (fwDg9)

364 "It's quarter to three
There's no one in the place
Except you and me
So, set 'em up, Joe
I got a little story you oughta know"

The doggie is getting used to my insomnia. He now expects his morning treat at 2:00 am.

Posted by: Tuna at June 17, 2024 03:59 AM (oaGWv)

365 PIXY'S TECH THREAD IS NOOD

Posted by: Skip at June 17, 2024 04:03 AM (fwDg9)

366 There Is Nothing More Important Than Being Gay.

Posted by: There Is Nothing More Important Than Being Gay at June 17, 2024 06:20 AM (8sMut)

367 Soooo, what's the opinion on the Catholic family getting kicked out of the Catholic school?

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy now with twice the crazy at June 17, 2024 08:13 AM (iODuv)

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