The Morning Report

The Morning Report — 6/12/24

Good Morning Kids. Great, Hunter Biden was found guilty on gun charges. All that will do is create the narrative that Trump's insistence on a corrupt justice system is bullshit, despite the fact that Hunter is merely a distraction from the horrendous actual criminality and treasonous graft of his father.

So, we have a wide open border, intentionally so because of the illegitimate junta that stole the 2020 election, the consequences of which have been an acceleration of the destabilization of our culture and society as well as the physical endangerment of the citizenry via thousands of hardened criminals allowed in amongst the over 8 million third world peasants who have flooded in since 2021 and continue to do so, unchecked and unvetted. Mixed in with that crowd are not merely latin American rapists, murderers, thieves and human traffickers but hardened Islamic terrorists who see it as their ticket to paradise , as well as the way to usher in paradise on earth, to slaughter unbelievers singly or en masse.

A report from the New York Post indicates that the Tajikistani migrant is among a group of male foreign nationals arrested in Los Angeles, California; Philadelphia, Pennsylvania; and New York City, New York as part of a Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) sting operation.
The ISIS-linked Tajikistani migrant, the Post reports, was wiretapped by the FBI and could be heard discussing bombs. The migrant was reportedly released into the U.S. interior after crossing the southern border and was given a 2025 court date to appear before a federal immigration judge. . .
. . . The ISIS-linked Tajikistani migrant is only the latest to be released into American communities by the Biden administration despite ties to terrorism.
In April, it was revealed that Mohammad Kharwin, a 48-year-old Afghan national and member of the terrorist group Hezb-e-Islami, was twice released into the U.S. interior after first crossing the border in March 2023.
Similarly, last October, a migrant wanted for terrorism in his native Senegal was released into the U.S. interior and later arrested by ICE agents just one block from New York City’s One World Trade Center.
In April 2022, Biden’s DHS released Isnardo Garcia Amado — who eventually was found on the FBI’s Terrorist Watch List — into the U.S. interior and allowed him to board a domestic commercial flight from Palm Springs, California, to Tampa, Florida.

Now you add on top of this, the raging anti-Semitism and general anti-Americanism coming from our campuses in the wake of 10/7 and in the wake of the 1960s, as well as the completely eviscerated criminal justice system and this nation is in for a world of hurt unless something absolutely radical is done to dismantle the power structure that has taken a torch to us as a people and society, and eradicate this evil disease so that it can never rise again.

And as if we need a reminder, look who the Junta is propping up in the Islamic war of annihilation against Israel and ultimately all non Muslims worldwide.

ABOVE THE FOLD, BREAKING, NOTEWORTHY

The ISIS-linked Tajikistani migrant, the Post reports, was wiretapped by the FBI and could be heard discussing bombs. The migrant was reportedly released into the U.S. interior after crossing the southern border and was given a 2025 court date to appear before a federal immigration judge.
Report: Joe Biden’s DHS Freed ISIS-Linked Migrant into U.S. from Southern Border
Institutional power in America today is concentrated on the left. They want you to know it and act accordingly.
Unequal Application Of The Law In America Today Isn’t Hypocrisy, It’s Hierarchy
And how the real criminals are still walking around freely.
How Hunter Biden’s Laptop Helped Trigger January 6

ISRAEL vs IRAN & GAZA/HAMAS . . . AND BIDEN

Hamas’ Gaza-based terror chief boasts: “We have the capabilities to continue fighting for months.”
Hamas Chief Yahya Sinwar Says ‘We Have Israelis Where We Want Them’ as Biden Junta Pressures Israel on Ceasefire
Yahya Sinwar, believed to be the architect of Hamas’ Oct. 7 attack against Israel, has become a key player in the ongoing war in Gaza and the terrorist group’s refusal to accept a ceasefire deal. Messages sent by Sinwar throughout the war reveal that he believed Hamas should continue fighting as long as possible, as the civilians left dead in the war were “necessary sacrifices” in fostering criticism against Israel and creating international pressure on the Israeli government to end the war, the WSJ reported on Tuesday.
Messages Reveal Hamas Leader’s Ultimate Goal In War Against Israel — Let As Many "Palestinians" Die As Possible
Michael Goodwin: But the burden of reacting to Sinwar’s messages falls heaviest on the White House. It can no longer hide from the fact that his game plan has been the same for years: attack Israel, hide Hamas terrorists and weapons in private homes, schools and mosques, then wait for global public opinion to demand that Israel stop its counterattack before the leadership is killed.
Joe Biden and the left must know better than to deal with the devil known as Hamas
Bowman’s defense for the Oct. 7 attack comes as he leans on far-left groups to carry him across the finish line in the final stretch of his primary campaign. For example, RootsAction, the Working Families Party, and IfNotNow joined forces with Justice Democrats—the far-left group aligned with the "Squad"—to help raise funds for Bowman in May. RootsAction blamed Israel for the Oct. 7 attack, citing "cruel Israeli occupation and expansionism" as the "root" of the violence. In May, Bowman campaigned with the New York Working Families Party, which supports defunding the police.
5-Alarm Scumbag Jew-hating racialist Jamaal Bowman's Closing Message: I'm Still a Socialist and Oct. 7 Was Israel's Fault

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“Israel is full of pedophiles.” (Also known as followers of Mohammed - jjs)
UCLA Chabad Rabbi Physically, Verbally Assaulted by Pro-Hamas Mob
“We investigated the matter, spoke with the faculty member, and found it had negatively affected the learning environment by introducing extraneous political material that was outside the scope of the academic subject as outlined in the curriculum”
DePaul University Fires Biology Prof Over Optional Course Assignment About ‘Genocide’ in Gaza
'Thank you for your commitment to our clients, Ibrahim!' says public defender's office
Harvard Student Facing Criminal Charges for Accosting Israeli Classmate Lands Job in DC Public Defender's Office

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It is time for Jews to avoid visiting or traveling to the City of New York if they aren’t from the area. Do not visit -- and those who must should do so with absolute caution. Jews in NYC are scared and intimidated and do not feel safe.

A New York City travel warning for Jews

WE-ALL-SLAM-FOR-I-SLAM
Strangely, no American “allies” are there to march for his release.
Pakistani man tries to start a gay club… and immediately finds himself committed to the loony bin
"BIDEN BORDER BLOODBATH," AMNESTY, IMMIGRATION, BORDER SECURITY
“The individuals arrested are detained in ICE custody pending removal proceedings,” the statement continued. “As the FBI and DHS have recently described in public and partner bulletins, the U.S. has been in a heightened threat environment. The FBI and DHS will continue working around the clock with our partners to identify, investigate, and disrupt potential threats to national security.”
Feds Arrest Russian Nationals With Suspected ISIS Ties In Major Sting Operation
One ominous sign: As The Post reports exclusively, a sting last week nabbed six Russian nationals with suspected ISIS ties in Los Angeles, Philadelphia and New York — at least one of whom had been released by the feds at the southern border with a court date next year. “Remember the Boston marathon” bombing, a source told The Post. “I’m afraid something like that might happen again — or worse.”
With terror threats sky-high and the border wide open, brace for another 9/11
Tech entrepreneur Elon Musk referred to the memo instructions as a policy of “voter importation” on his X platform, formerly known as Twitter.Polls show an absolute majority of Americans believe Biden is deliberately “encouraging” illegal aliens to enter the United States to “create a permanent majority” for the Democrats over time.
ICYMI: Biden Orders Border Patrol to Release Most Adult Illegals.
Furthermore, the poll shows a divided opinion on Biden’s recent executive order aimed at managing border encounters. The order stipulates shutting down temporary asylum requests if daily border encounters an average of 2,500 at official entry points. Seventy percent of those surveyed approve of this executive order, while 30 percent disapprove.
DATA: Majority Want ALL Illegals DEPORTED!
BIDEN CRIME FAMILY REVELATIONS & DEMENTIA WATCH
Within minutes of Hunter’s guilty verdict being announced, Democrat Party activists in the media raced to proclaim it meant “a really good day for the American system,” “the law applies to everybody,” and that Joe Biden is the “living embodiment of the rule of law” !
Morris: Hunter Biden Gun Trial Verdict Will Be Used as Distraction from Biden Corruption
“We are naturally disappointed by today’s verdict,” said Abbe Lowell, Hunter Biden’s attorney. “We respect the jury process, and as we have done throughout this case, we will continue to vigorously pursue all the legal challenges available to Hunter. Through all he has been through in his recovery, including this trial, Hunter has felt grateful for and blessed by the love and support of his family.”
Hunter Biden And His Legal Team Respond To Felony Convictions
Let the record reflect, members of the jury, for you are jurors in this trial that is our national election, that those who call us fascists, racists and insurrectionists—describe themselves.
Media Laptop Dogs
SHAMPEACHMENTS, 2016 CLINTON/OBAMA COUP, CONGRESSIONAL PERSECUTION, SPYGATE, DEEP STATE, MUELLER DECEPTION
Rabbi Dov Fischer: "It is fascinating to watch the corruption of justice turn on its corrupters."
Biden’s Lawfare Against Trump Ain’t Following the Script
CIVIL WAR 2.0: J-6 FBI FALSE FLAG "RIOT" & AFTERMATH, LEFTIST PERSECUTIONS, DEMOCRAT PUTSCH, AMERICAN DISSOLUTION
Ocasio-Cortez added, “It is structurally, completely unsustainable. So, it is not a question of if Congress has jurisdiction and power over the Supreme Court. It is what power are we going to exercise in order to reign in a fundamentally unaccountable and rogue court? (Rogue means going against the tide since Marbury v. Madison and Dred Scott? - jjs)
Titty-Caca Ocasio-Cortez Frets ‘Rogue’ SCOTUS Will Lead to Authoritarianism, Tyranny
The penalty for disrepecting gay stuff drastically outweighs any concern over disgracing our nation's history and hating the country itself....
In Biden’s America, defacing a Pride mural is a felony, but defacing national monuments goes unpunished
No doubt still smarting from actually being held accountable for a change and likely trying not to think of the turn his career would take during Donald Trump's second term, Garland published a snarling op-ed in the Washington Post, stating that the DOJ was under attack and that the alleged hostilities need to come to a screeching halt, posthaste.
Garland Demands an End to 'Attacks' on the DOJ
Scott McKay: "Malig-Nancy Pelosi had a hot mic moment on Jan. 6. Americans should pay attention."
‘No, I Don’t Believe You, and It Isn’t My Fault — It’s Yours’
FIRST AMENDMENT ISSUES, CENSORSHIP, FAKE NEWS, MEDIA, BIG BROTHER TECH
The purpose of convicting Hunter has little to do with the “rule of law” and everything to do with bolstering the left’s justification for likely jailing Trump in July.
Media Pretend A Gun-Toting Addict’s Conviction Legitimizes Legal Gymnastics Of ‘Get Trump’ Lawfare
That these judges don’t understand this basic point of law is beyond
belief. One wonders if they are all DEI hires (Didn’t Earn It), picked
more for their gender or race than their qualifications. Below are the
four judges who have ruled against Liam Morrison’s free speech rights.
Today’s blacklisted American: Federal court rules conservative kids have no free speech rights
David French ‘canceled’ the PCA and its evil white members long before they ‘canceled’ him.
After Calling Christians Racist, David French Accuses His Church Of ‘Canceling’ Him
Power games.
Beware When Leftist Journalists[propagandists] Use Founders to Attack Trump

THE ECONOMY, STUPID
Much closer to zero than 15.6 million
The Unvarnished Truth About That ‘Blockbuster’ Jobs Report
RED-GREENS, CLIMATE CHANGE HOAX, DEMOCRAT-LEFT WAR ON FOSSIL FUELS, JUNK SCIENCE, LYSENKOISM
In 2021, the Biden junta pledged it would build 500,000 electric vehicle charging stations by 2030. So far, it’s built seven.
White House 'Equity' Requirements Holding Back EV Charging Station Construction, Internal Docs Show
CRIME & PUNISHMENT, NON-DOSTOYEVSKY
"I want off this planet."
Maine Supplying ‘Boofing’ Kits, Helping Addicts Stick Drugs Up Their Butt
SECOND AMENDMENT
[so-called quote-unquote "president"] Joe Biden delivered remarks on Tuesday at gun control advocacy group Everytown’s annual conference, Gun Sense University — and as is often the case when Biden speaks about guns, critics were quick to point out a series of factual errors.
Joe Biden’s Disastrous Gun Control Speech, One Whopper At A Time
One of the things for which Hunter was convicted centered on making a false statement in the course of purchasing of a firearm. On June 3, 2024, Breitbart News noted that the penalty for that one crime is fines up to $250,000 and/or ten years of imprisonment.
Joe Biden Pushes More Gun Control For Americans Hours After Hunter Convicted on Firearms Charges

EDUCATION, AND WHAT PASSES FOR IT
“I did not want him to be able to shake her f—king hand because he does not deserve it from her, after all the s–t she went through in this district,” Eddy told police in the video, obtained by WISN.
Wisconsin superintendent breaks silence after angry father shoves him away from his daughter at graduation
Vouchers are controversial in a lot of states — including Pennsylvania, where Republicans promote them as a way to help students escape underperforming schools, and teachers unions, school boards and many Democrats oppose sending taxpayer money to private and religious schools.
Jay-Z Bucks Democrats, Throws Heavy Support Behind School Choice Vouchers in Pennsylvania
Since at least 2018, the school has refused to provide members of its faculty oversight board data on the relationship between admitted students’ academic credentials and their performance in medical school, two former members of that board said. It has also slow-walked, since November of last year, its response to a public records request for similar data, pushing back the estimated date of availability four times over the course of six months, according to emails from UCLA’s public records office.
UCLA Was Poised To Launch Its Own Investigation of Medical School Admissions—But Refused To Protect Whistleblowers From Retaliation
ABORTION
Massachusetts’ proposed bill seeks to redefine parenthood and legalize the practice of baby-selling in the name of ‘parentage equality.’
Massachusetts Bill Would Allow Women to Sell Their Unborn Children
The report included stats on abortions based on age and consent required, ethnicity and race, as well as abortions by single and married women as reasons for abortions. All different categories showed the same result that there were zero abortions that took place in the 2023 year.
Arkansas Report Indicates State Had ZERO Abortions in 2023
THE 2020 AND 2022ELECTION HEISTS & AFTERMATH
We cannot afford to be complacent. The left is not going to hand us this election or even allow for a fair process to unfold. They are preparing for an all-out battle, and so must we.
An Urgent Call to Action for the 2024 Elections
POLITICS
What the growing mass of polls after the show-trial in New York reveal, is that Americans are becoming aware that there is a two-tiered justice system,...
Trump defied all post-conviction expectations, and it's glorious
“I think what suburban women are looking at right now are their kids and their families and they’re saying it is much harder to put food on the table for my family. It’s much harder to go to the grocery store and make my dollar stretch, much harder to fill up my gas tank. I don’t feel safe taking my kids places. I don’t feel safe as a woman walking certain places anymore in my community,” Trump said after speaking at Turning Point USA’s Young Women’s Leadership Summit in San Antonio, Texas.
Exclusive — Lara Trump: Polling Shows Strategy of Media Calling Trump a ‘Convicted Felon’ Not Working
Believe it or not, Trump is not the only boogeyman putting the ants in Democrat pants. The other reason progressive House members are filling their bunkers with Appletinis, water crackers, and recordings of old NPR programs is the dreaded Project 2025. A creation of the Heritage Foundation, Project 2025 is dedicated to ensuring that the next Republican administration is successful.
Doomsday Preppers: Dems Brace for Potential Trump 2.0
Don't focus solely on the headline-grabbing national polls. Although they are useful in terms of high-level sentiment and trends, that’s not how presidential elections are decided.
Don’t Overrely on National Presidential Polls
Theriault will continue on to challenge Rep. Jared Golden (D-ME) in November. Golden has been representing the district since 2019 and is currently running for reelection for his fourth term, according to the Hill.
Trump-Backed Nancy Mace, Austin Theriault Win Congressional Primaries in South Carolina, Maine
FOREIGN AFFAIRS, INTERNATIONAL
By wrapping themselves in ‘democracy,’ leftists can cast their opponents as a danger to the very foundations of society.
Leftists Decry European Voters’ Rejection Of Globalism As A Threat To ‘Democracy’
Macron’s ‘put up or shut up’ challenge to the French people could risk everything if the RN wins, particularly now a putative unite-the-right coalition to win the election is coalescing around Le Pen. But high-stakes or not, Macron has now insisted even if he suffers a second massive defeat, he won’t surrender the Elysée Palace and will attempt to continue to govern a country clearly opposed to him, and without the support of parliament.
France Snap Election: Macron Says he Won’t Resign No Matter What
This is not the first time that a fire broke out in a historic site in France. A much more serious fire occurred in April of 2019 at Notre Dame Cathedral due to a lit cigarette or faulty electrical wiring. While the fire did a lot of damage to the edifice of the Cathedral, the most important artifacts like the Crown of Thorns were saved from the flames.
Tourists Evacuated As Palace Of Versailles Goes Up In Flames
Immigration is the defining issue of our time — and voters know it. Will the West’s elites listen?
A Message From Europe
The party of Mandela has lost its majority for the first time, and none of its potential coalition partners can save the ANC from itself.
South Africa Teeters on the Brink
Our diplomatic establishment is now bent on antagonizing their host countries—to the detriment of our own.
American Counter-Diplomacy on Display in Hungary
DEFENSE, MILITARY, SECURITY AFFAIRS
The brittleness of American satellite network encourages a first strike from our near-peer competitors.
America’s Space Infrastructure: So Vulnerable It Destabilizes Geopolitics
DOMESTIC AFFAIRS, THE COURTS, WASTE/FRAUD/ABUSE
Texas, if you must have more passenger rail, bring in Acela trains and use existing track. Save your money. Don’t be California.
Will Texas Repeat California’s Bullet Train Debacle?
HEALTH AND HEALTH CARE
The lead author of the report expressed concern that Trichophyton mentagrophytes type VII is the latest in a group of severe skin infections to have now reached the country.
First Case of Sexually Transmitted Ringworm Reported in the U.S.
The ‘mental health industry’ in the United States has little to boast about lately.
When a US State Outsources Mental Health to China
FEMINAZISM, TRANSGENDER PSYCHOSIS, HOMOSEXUALIZATION, WAR ON MASCULINITY/NORMALCY
Senior Judge Robert Hinkle said the state went too far when it barred transgender minors from being prescribed puberty blockers and hormonal treatments with their parents’ permission. He also stopped the state from requiring that transgender adults only receive treatment from a doctor and not from a registered nurse or other qualified medical practitioner. And he barred a ban on online treatment for transgender adults.
A Florida law blocking treatment for transgender children is thrown out by a federal "Hawaiian" judge
One book, “a sex-education book for 10-year-olds . . . [that] has cartoons of people having sex and masturbating,” will not return, despite one judge’s seeming desire to the contrary.
Court Orders Texas Libraries to Restock Transgender, Controversial Books in Kids Section, But Not Sexually Explicit Material
The Biden junta's new Title IX guidance disregards the research on pediatric gender distress.
Casting Evidence Aside
LGBTQ Pride Month is absurd and should be done away with. (And black history month and every other damned history month - jjs)
Pride Decried
CULTURE WARS, NATIONAL SUICIDE
Respondents were also questioned about the nation’s struggling fertility rate. Voters overall are largely indifferent to the nation’s low birth rate, with 43 percent saying it is “neither good nor bad for society that people are having fewer children.” At the same time, more than a third (35 percent) say the trend is negative, while 22 percent say having fewer children is good for society.
Poll: Only 19% of Joe Biden Voters Say Society Benefits from Marriage, Having Children
An internal memo from the 24 Hour Fitness Center labels Black Lives Matter and Pride Symbols “freedom of expression” while banning patriotic items like the American flag, except for holidays.
Fitness Center Internal Memo Labels Pride/BLM Symbols ‘Freedom Of Expression,’ Bans US Flag Except For Holidays
Burr called out the crowd for laughing when he jabbed at Biden by suggesting he suffers from dementia and was once again applauded for his swipe at the President.
Famous Comedian Bill Burr Says ‘He F*cking Hates Liberals,’ Jokes About Biden’s ‘Dementia’ At University Set
“If you look back on comedy and drama both, let’s say 30 years ago, through the lens of today, you might find bits and pieces that don’t age well. And I think to have an antenna about sensitivities is not a bad thing. It doesn’t mean that all comedy goes out the window as a result. When I hear people starting to complain about political correctness — and I understand why people might push back on it — but to me that’s a red flag, because it sometimes means something else. I believe being aware of certain sensitivities is not a bad thing. I don’t know how else to say it.”
Julia Louis-Dreyfus Defends Sensibilities from PC Culture in Wake of Seinfeld's Anti-PC Comments
"The Left wants you weak."
Is Fitness Fascist?
HITHER & YON
“The papyrus fragment is of extraordinary interest for research,” Lajos Berkes, a theology lecturer and one of the two men who deciphered the document, declared in a press release. “It was thought to be part of an everyday document, such as a private letter or a shopping list, because the handwriting seems so clumsy,” the expert explained. “We first noticed the word Jesus in the text. Then, by comparing it with numerous other digitized papyri, we deciphered it letter by letter and quickly realized that it could not be an everyday document.”
Newly-deciphered manuscript is oldest written record of Jesus’ childhood: ‘Extraordinary’

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1 Its Hump Day

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 12, 2024 07:12 AM (ENQN6)

2 Good Morning.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at June 12, 2024 07:13 AM (qZEuM)

3 Good morning horde!

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 12, 2024 07:14 AM (nR2nR)

4 Good morning! How ya feeling, JJ?

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead...Wearing Pants and Working at June 12, 2024 07:14 AM (DIB8X)

5
It's the JJ Show! And here's our star, JJ!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 12, 2024 07:15 AM (MoZTd)

6 Thank you, JJ!!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 12, 2024 07:15 AM (a1415)

7 Man, I don't know if I can handle the norms being restored any harder.

Posted by: NR Pax at June 12, 2024 07:15 AM (BpO1e)

8 All that will do is create the narrative that Trump's insistence on a corrupt justice system is bullshit, despite the fact that Hunter is merely a distraction from the horrendous actual criminality and treasonous graft of his father.

G'day JJ.

This is a negative spin. The cases are not related and the juries aren't coordinating with each other. The witch hunt against Trump has been going since he descended the escalator, the Biden trial only progressed because Heritage Americans were bitching about it.

Secretly I was hoping for jury nullification. If you are too dangerous to wander around with a gun, you are too dangerous to not be locked up.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at June 12, 2024 07:16 AM (0Y1Ss)

9 JJ gives more Morning Girthyness than any normal man can handle.

Posted by: Miklos would like JJ to write slower at June 12, 2024 07:16 AM (wWqRd)

10 Yonder Horde

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 12, 2024 07:16 AM (Q4IgG)

11 Good morning again dear horde and thank you for posting JJ great to see you as always

Finished my coffee now it's time to go back to sleep

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 12, 2024 07:18 AM (RIvkX)

12 Pakistan is one of the most barbaric, uncivilized, clit clipping places on the planet yet they know what to do with sodomites when they act all uppity and shit.

They take the gay away to that nut house where they belong.

More coffee...

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 12, 2024 07:18 AM (XRpj3)

13 "The ISIS-linked Tajikistani migrant, the Post reports, was wiretapped by the FBI and could be heard discussing bombs"

How did they know to listen to this guy in particular? 10 million illegals and they singled him out? If they knew to do that, why was he not already picked up and deported? I don't believe anything the FBI says. More likely, they are just trying to look like they are doing something other than harassing non-democrats.

Posted by: fd at June 12, 2024 07:19 AM (vFG9F)

14 Thank you as always, J.J. Hope you're feeling well today.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at June 12, 2024 07:19 AM (O7YUW)

15 Calgon, take gay away......

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at June 12, 2024 07:19 AM (qZEuM)

16 So, it is not a question of if Congress has jurisdiction and power over the Supreme Court. It is what power are we going to exercise in order to reign in a fundamentally unaccountable and rogue court?

Co-equal branches, bitch.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead...Wearing Pants and Working at June 12, 2024 07:19 AM (DIB8X)

17 Morning all

Posted by: rickb223 at June 12, 2024 07:20 AM (BBFla)

18 Morning Report is what Drudge did, once.

But Sefton does it more, and betterer.

Posted by: former editor Miklos, aggregating at June 12, 2024 07:21 AM (wWqRd)

19 Morning JJ and Happy Birthday!

The Doom has been brought.

Posted by: blaster at June 12, 2024 07:22 AM (IFNME)

20 Hunter's conviction mirrors Trump's. The difference will be the sentencing. I think the junta will sentence Trump to prison in July and when Hunter's sentencing comes up after Trump's he'll get probation or some other slap on the wrist.

But the narrative will always be that justice is blind and both got what they deserve. Thus, the corruption of the judicial system can proceed apace.

Because it's fair. See?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 12, 2024 07:22 AM (Q4IgG)

21 Morning, all.

Still working, so have no time to read monologue, links or comments. BBL.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 12, 2024 07:22 AM (Q0kLU)

22 hola, horde

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 12, 2024 07:23 AM (4/pAP)

23 Donald Trump accepts a debate? It's terrible! It's just what they want!

Hunter Biden gets convicted? It's terrible! It's just what they want!

It's all so tiresome.

Posted by: Oschisms at June 12, 2024 07:24 AM (JQiMb)

24 I weep for what we've become. Someone ran onto the field at a Cinci-Cleveland baseball game and was tased by the po po. Half the facebook comments where whining about "why did the police have to tase him" and supporting the criminal.

WTF folks?

https://bit.ly/4emDFqE

Posted by: rickb223 at June 12, 2024 07:24 AM (BBFla)

25 His is not a war over boundaries or religious sites or settler grievances.

He aims for nothing short of the elimination of all Israelis.

Genocide is Hamas’ sole purpose for being.

Sinwar’s words convict him as a savage whose death will make the world a better place.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 12, 2024 07:24 AM (ENQN6)

26 The ISIS-linked Tajikistani migrant, the Post reports, was wiretapped by the FBI and could be heard discussing bombs.

Thank goodness our brave and hardworking federal agents were able to pick out that guy from the couple million illegals Biden has allowed into the country.

Whew, that's a real relief to know that our federal government is working for our benefit.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 12, 2024 07:24 AM (nR2nR)

27 Cn we talk about Maryland Governor Wes Moore (D) for a second.

While flying just slightly below the national radar, there are many, myself included, who consider him to be Chocolate Jesus 2.0, and being groomed for the 2028 Presidential Election.
Keeping that in mind, this little article was brought to my attention, highlighting just what can be done by a committed progressive in office. 338 new taxes or fees, of which, about 80% never required legislative action to create.

https://tinyurl.com/yybbcmsz

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 12, 2024 07:24 AM (a1415)

28 I do love the fact that Hunter Biden is a felon because of the background checks that the Dems insist should be universal but they have nothing to say about that.

Posted by: blaster at June 12, 2024 07:25 AM (IFNME)

29
What have YOU done to celebrate Pride Month today? Reports are due by 10:00 AM.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 12, 2024 07:26 AM (MoZTd)

30 7 Man, I don't know if I can handle the norms being restored any harder.

You're soaking in it.

Posted by: Madge at June 12, 2024 07:27 AM (IAPxu)

31 Joe Biden and the left must know better than to deal with the devil known as Hamas
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Why would he? Biden is clearly satisfied with the contract he made with the devil.

Posted by: Eeyore at June 12, 2024 07:27 AM (1bNHn)

32 Good morning JJ and horde

Posted by: Skip at June 12, 2024 07:27 AM (+qhWd)

33 Messages Reveal Hamas Leader’s Ultimate Goal In War Against Israel — Let As Many "Palestinians" Die As Possible
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This has ALWAYS been their goal. Hamas is a literal death cult. They will sacrifice every last living man, woman and child in Gaza to achieve their goal.

The only solution--as difficult as it is to accept--is their complete and total annihilation, even if that means we do so on their terms.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 12, 2024 07:27 AM (7fElN)

34 One book, “a sex-education book for 10-year-olds . . . [that] has cartoons of people having sex and masturbating,” will not return, despite one judge’s seeming desire to the contrary.
Court Orders Texas Libraries to Restock Transgender, Controversial Books in Kids Section, But Not Sexually Explicit Material
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Why does a court have any role in elementary school libraries?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 12, 2024 07:27 AM (4/pAP)

35 29
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Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 12, 2024 07:26 AM (MoZTd)

Pried, like with a crowbar?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 12, 2024 07:28 AM (x0n13)

36 Feds Arrest Russian Nationals With Suspected ISIS Ties In Major Sting Operation

Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) agents arrested the Russians, who originally hail from Tajikistan, after they were alerted by the FBI.

Tajikistan is not Russia. Just saying.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 12, 2024 07:28 AM (nR2nR)

37 There Is Nothing More Important Than Being Gay.

Posted by: Your Daily Reminder. at June 12, 2024 07:28 AM (8sMut)

38 Newly-deciphered manuscript is oldest written record of Jesus’ childhood: ‘Extraordinary’

Oh, please, not the Infancy Gospel of Thomas crap again.

There's a reason the Church Fathers never gave that thing an imprimatur, and it wasn't because they were trying to hide anything.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 12, 2024 07:28 AM (Q0kLU)

39 Crap...wrong link to the Wes Moore article.

Let''s try this one instead.

https://tinyurl.com/3js2xjbz

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 12, 2024 07:29 AM (a1415)

40 In April 2022, Biden’s DHS released Isnardo Garcia Amado — who eventually was found on the FBI’s Terrorist Watch List — into the U.S. interior and allowed him to board a domestic commercial flight from Palm Springs, California, to Tampa, Florida.

I'll bet the TSA didn't pat him down or require papers to fly.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 12, 2024 07:29 AM (BBFla)

41 338 new taxes or fees, of which, about 80% never required legislative action to create.

https://tinyurl.com/yybbcmsz

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

Who'll tax the rain

Posted by: Creedence Clearwater Revival feat. Miklos at June 12, 2024 07:29 AM (wWqRd)

42 Tajikistan is not Russia. Just saying.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 12, 2024 07:28 AM (nR2nR)

Could be ethnically Russian from there, or Russian citizens residing there. But then, this is our idiot mouthpiece, so who knows.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 12, 2024 07:29 AM (8sMut)

43 > The ISIS-linked Tajikistani migrant, the Post reports, was wiretapped by the FBI and could be heard discussing bombs.
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The eff-bee-eye will be doing this sort of thin off-and-on for years. It's theater. Makes all the harassment of white conservatives seem petty in comparison.

Or so they think.

Once the terrorists start blowing shit up, killing dozens or more and generally making life miserable for the left the bureau might (might) reconsider their priorities.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 12, 2024 07:29 AM (Q4IgG)

44 Pried, like with a crowbar?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

Sexy!

Posted by: E. Jean Carroll at June 12, 2024 07:30 AM (wWqRd)

45 What have YOU done to celebrate Pride Month today? Reports are due by 10:00 AM.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Sorry. My dog ate my homework.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 12, 2024 07:30 AM (BBFla)

46 They should have Pride Month in August.

Fall comes in September.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 12, 2024 07:31 AM (a1415)

47 35 29
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Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 12, 2024 07:26 AM (MoZTd)

There is nothing more important than being gay?
There is NOTHING more important than being gay.

Posted by: Your Daily Reminder at June 12, 2024 07:31 AM (8sMut)

48
Isnardo? Marilu Henner...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 12, 2024 07:31 AM (x0n13)

49 What have YOU done to celebrate Pride Month today? Reports are due by 10:00 AM.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Pried, like with a crowbar?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

How do you separate the men from the boys in Afghanistan?

With a crowbar.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 12, 2024 07:32 AM (BBFla)

50 The AR State Police issued an alert to CHCL holders (CCW). There is somebody sending e-mails stating your permit is about to expire, and click here for further info. The State doesn't do that. A common scam, or some outfit (or agency) tracking firearms owners?

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at June 12, 2024 07:32 AM (V5eKu)

51 So if a West Virginia wife decides to transition...

Would she still be your sister?

/S

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 12, 2024 07:32 AM (a1415)

52 Why does a court have any role in elementary school libraries?
Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 12, 2024 07:27 AM (4/pAP)

Because.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 12, 2024 07:33 AM (8sMut)

53 This has ALWAYS been their goal. Hamas is a literal death cult.

They will sacrifice every last living man, woman and child in Gaza to achieve their goal.

I'm good with that. Not really seeing a problem.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 12, 2024 07:33 AM (BBFla)

54 50 The AR State Police issued an alert to CHCL holders (CCW). There is somebody sending e-mails stating your permit is about to expire, and click here for further info. The State doesn't do that. A common scam, or some outfit (or agency) tracking firearms owners?
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at June 12, 2024 07:32 AM (V5eKu)

I wonder if the state got hacked.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 12, 2024 07:34 AM (8sMut)

55 By wrapping themselves in ‘democracy,’ leftists can cast their opponents as a danger to the very foundations of society.
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We must end elections to preserve democracy

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 12, 2024 07:35 AM (4/pAP)

56 Who among us has not also smoked crack and played with guns? Truly, it is society that made him what he is, and it is society that bears the guilt.

Posted by: Soy Soaked Bugman at June 12, 2024 07:36 AM (a+UVc)

57 The AR State Police issued an alert to CHCL holders (CCW). There is somebody sending e-mails stating your permit is about to expire, and click here for further info. The State doesn't do that. A common scam, or some outfit (or agency) tracking firearms owners?
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at June 12, 2024 07:32 AM (V5eKu)

I wonder if the state got hacked.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33

I'll bet it's KAGO.
Bloomberg's Karens Against Gun Ownership trying to collect data.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 12, 2024 07:36 AM (BBFla)

58 Hunter was so dirty that Joe's handlers needed a show proceeding to distract attention. So they brought a sham proceeding that focused on narrow charges without the sexy bribery charges.

But the judge blew up Hunter's plea bargain and the trial had to go on. Joe's handlers had to put on a show trial but only on select charges. And they needed a conviction, to make the show look real.

Once again, Hunter lives to serve as the family bagman. But he got to fuck Beau's wife, so there's that.

Posted by: Ignoramus at June 12, 2024 07:37 AM (Gse2f)

59 “For example, RootsAction, the Working Families Party, and IfNotNow joined forces with Justice Democrats—the far-left group aligned with the "Squad"—to help raise funds for Bowman in May. RootsAction blamed Israel for the Oct. 7 attack, citing "cruel Israeli occupation and expansionism" as the "root" of the violence. In May, Bowman campaigned with the New York Working Families Party, which supports defunding the police.“

See? Quit using terms like “working class” if you are not a hate filled Socialist. People who say “working class” and people filled with envy and want to kill rich people because, you see, rich people do not work.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 12, 2024 07:38 AM (8sMut)

60 How did the FBI notice him out of millions of illegal aliens?

Must have been profiling, which is the worst thing in the world.

Posted by: davidt at June 12, 2024 07:38 AM (SYTee)

61
g'mornin' again, 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 12, 2024 07:38 AM (bEb2S)

62 54 wonder if the state got hacked. Possibility. Arkansas has no public listing of CHCL holders due to privacy and common sense. If the staties put out this alert I'm sure they are working on the possibility of hacking. Not a bunch of hoorah yokels, the AR State Police isn't an outfit to be trifled with.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at June 12, 2024 07:39 AM (V5eKu)

63 So if Kevin McCarthy-Luntz got his butt kicked in South Carolina last night, and no one cared enough to commiserate with him, did it still happen?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 12, 2024 07:39 AM (4/pAP)

64
What have YOU done to celebrate Pride Month today? Reports are due by 10:00 AM.

~~🏳️‍🌈~~

Posted by: Divide by Zero at June 12, 2024 07:39 AM (RKVpM)

65 How do you separate the men from the boys in Afghanistan?

With a crowbar.
Posted by: rickb223

Multiphobia!

It is the way of our people.

And yours

Now to pay the jizzra

Posted by: Mullah Miklos, austere Bibulous Scholar at June 12, 2024 07:40 AM (wWqRd)

66 "But he got to fuck Beau's wife, so there's that."

Anybody hear that he was also boning Beau's widow's sister as well?

Heard that on a radio show the other day, and realized that I had never heard that particular line before.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 12, 2024 07:40 AM (a1415)

67 >>A report from the New York Post indicates that the Tajikistani migrant is among a group of male foreign nationals arrested in Los Angeles, California; Philadelphia, Pennsylvania; and New York City, New York as part of a Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) sting operation.

"migrant"
- one who or that which migrates as a migratory worker (Random House Dictionary, 1966)
- one that moves from one region to another by chance, instinct, or plan (Webster's II New College Dictionary 1995)
- While there is no formal legal definition of an international migrant, most experts agree that an international migrant is someone who changes his or her country of usual residence, irrespective of the reason for migration or legal status (United Nations, naturally)

As always nowadays, we can't begin to discuss these issues until we clearly define the issue, and stop using euphemisms designed to hide what's really going on. An ISIS terrorist is NOT a "migratory worker," for pete's sake. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at June 12, 2024 07:40 AM (cCVOS)

68 "What have YOU done to celebrate Pride Month today? Reports are due by 10:00 AM."

I made some skidmarks.

Posted by: fd at June 12, 2024 07:40 AM (vFG9F)

69 When you look at the household survey data, you find that, before COVID, the number of people with jobs peaked in February 2020 at 158.7 million.

In the last month, that number was 161.1 million.

That’s a gain of just 2.4 million.

2400000/42=57142 per month.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 12, 2024 07:40 AM (ENQN6)

70 @66 Yep. You need a scorecard.

Posted by: Ignoramus at June 12, 2024 07:41 AM (Gse2f)

71 WTF folks?
https://bit.ly/4emDFqE
Posted by: rickb223 at June 12, 2024 07:24 AM (BBFla)

Morganna The Kissing Bandit > Cincinnati Tased Loser Man

More coffee...

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 12, 2024 07:42 AM (XRpj3)

72 Hunter Thompson. Hunter Biden. Drug addled idiots that liked fucking around with guns.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at June 12, 2024 07:42 AM (V5eKu)

73 62 54 wonder if the state got hacked. Possibility. Arkansas has no public listing of CHCL holders due to privacy and common sense. If the staties put out this alert I'm sure they are working on the possibility of hacking. Not a bunch of hoorah yokels, the AR State Police isn't an outfit to be trifled with.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at June 12, 2024 07:39 AM (V5eKu)

In TX, only two orgs know you have a LTC: DPS (because you have to apply to the, for it and they do your anal rectal exam to deem you worthy of one), and the county sheriff where you reside.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 12, 2024 07:42 AM (8sMut)

74 In the Sienfeld reunion show, the Elaine character is killed off and replaced by Karen, her twin sister, also played by Julia L-D, who hectors and scolds Jerry and Kramer about their insensitivity

Posted by: Madison Corndog at June 12, 2024 07:43 AM (GpUII)

75 >>Anybody hear that he was also boning Beau's widow's sister as well?

Heard that on a radio show the other day, and realized that I had never heard that particular line before.

Yes, I had read about that a long time ago.
Beau's a beaut, eh? Even my radical Lefty boss was saying yesterday, "Even all cleaned up now, he just looks like a sleaze." Because he is.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 12, 2024 07:43 AM (cCVOS)

76 The dems don't want any terrorist attacks that don't advance their agenda so they are cultivating the correct terrorists in order to achieve the desired outcome.

Posted by: fd at June 12, 2024 07:43 AM (vFG9F)

77 Maine Access Points, a taxpayer-funded nonprofit based in Bangor, as well as the city of Portland’s city-run needle distribution center are both offering extensive how-to guides and — even anal injection kits — to help drug users squirt narcotics into their anuses.

Who had Ass Masters on their Bingo Card?

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 12, 2024 07:44 AM (ENQN6)

78 I made some skidmarks.

Me too! no joke

Posted by: Bosie Biden's dumb nephew at June 12, 2024 07:44 AM (GpUII)

79 "What have YOU done to celebrate Pride Month today? Reports are due by 10:00 AM."

I would have punched a Commie for Mommie while walking Old Brownie, but they is right scarce around here.

Posted by: Miklos has no issues so far today, but it is early at June 12, 2024 07:44 AM (wWqRd)

80 74 In the Sienfeld reunion show, the Elaine character is killed off and replaced by Karen, her twin sister, also played by Julia L-D, who hectors and scolds Jerry and Kramer about their insensitivity
Posted by: Madison Corndog at June 12, 2024 07:43 AM (GpUII)

Swinefeld

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 12, 2024 07:44 AM (8sMut)

81
IIRC the Moscow fire and shooting a couple months ago was caused by individuals from Tajikistan. I see some major Iranian influence in their history.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at June 12, 2024 07:44 AM (RKVpM)

82 I would have punched a Commie for Mommie while walking Old Brownie, but they is right scarce around here.
Posted by: Miklos has no issues so far today, but it is early at June 12, 2024 07:44 AM (wWqRd)

Kill a commie for your mommy

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 12, 2024 07:45 AM (8sMut)

83 Me too! no joke
Posted by: Bosie Biden's dumb nephew

EAT ME

Posted by: Brave Uncle Bosie's last words at June 12, 2024 07:46 AM (wWqRd)

84 " Anal Injection Kit"

Good name for a band, yes or no?

Posted by: fd at June 12, 2024 07:46 AM (vFG9F)

85 Will Texas Repeat California’s Bullet Train Debacle?

Passenger train travel in the US, outside of the NE corridor, is a retarded idea that just won't die because so many of our "leaders" are, well, retarded.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 12, 2024 07:46 AM (nR2nR)

86 Thank you JJ. You are in my prayers daily.

Sinwar is disgusting. Words fail me… that our govt could be on his side; the mind boggles

I view the Hunter conviction in a negative light. I kinda wish he’d been acquitted. The false equivalences between the Trump trial and Hunter have already begun: justice is blind, doncha know! Hunter Biden is a sleaze ball and doesn’t matter; he’s a distraction. A throwaway pawn for TPTB

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 12, 2024 07:46 AM (xT8gx)

87 good morning JJ, Horde

Posted by: callsign claymore at June 12, 2024 07:47 AM (JcnCJ)

88 Hunter is like that un-neutered neighborhood mutt that fucks all the other dogs, and then comes over to hump your leg. His owner thinks it's cute.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 12, 2024 07:47 AM (Q4IgG)

89 Heard this theory.

Deep state dems know Biden is going to lose. They know the laptop has damning evidence on the Biden family business.

They say, pardon Hunter and step down or we will reveal the dirt on Biden.

Take a chance on a new candidate .

Posted by: Redenzo at June 12, 2024 07:47 AM (V/pbu)

90 First Case of Sexually Transmitted Ringworm Reported in the U.S.

Shockingly... this particular infection appears to have occurred through same-sex activity.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 12, 2024 07:47 AM (nR2nR)

91 Maine Access Points, a taxpayer-funded nonprofit based in Bangor, as well as the city of Portland’s city-run needle distribution center are both offering extensive how-to guides and — even anal injection kits — to help drug users squirt narcotics into their anuses.
Who had Ass Masters on their Bingo Card?
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 12, 2024 07:44 AM (ENQN6)

Saline Scrotum Injections > Narcotic Anal Injections

More coffee...

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 12, 2024 07:47 AM (XRpj3)

92
Moscow fire Tajikistan

State Duma deputy Alexander Khinshtein said that Tajik passports were discovered in the vehicle of the individuals in custody

Posted by: Divide by Zero at June 12, 2024 07:47 AM (RKVpM)

93 The dems don't want any terrorist attacks that don't advance their agenda so they are cultivating the correct terrorists in order to achieve the desired outcome.
Posted by: fd

I see $$$$$$$

Posted by: Confidential FBI informant Mikl...um...Imklos at June 12, 2024 07:48 AM (wWqRd)

94 Stormy looks like a tranny with a couple of footballs in it's shirt. I can't believe that DJT would have ever tagged that.

Posted by: fd at June 12, 2024 07:48 AM (vFG9F)

95 Poll: Only 19% of Joe Biden Voters Say Society Benefits from Marriage, Having Children

100% of Biden voters, OTOH, expect future generations to pay for them in their dotage, if not now.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 12, 2024 07:49 AM (nR2nR)

96 Mornin’, All. Happy Wednesday.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 12, 2024 07:50 AM (v6JzV)

97 State Duma deputy Alexander Khinshtein said that Tajik passports were discovered in the vehicle of the individuals in custody

Posted by: Divide by Zero

Including 'Hulter Bider" and several minors of various non-yellow nationalities.

Posted by: Miklos with....the rest of the story at June 12, 2024 07:50 AM (wWqRd)

98 Famous Comedian Bill Burr Says ‘He F*cking Hates Liberals,’

Does his wife know?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 12, 2024 07:50 AM (nR2nR)

99 Mornin’, All. Happy Wednesday.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

Hump on, Dude.

Today is the Day

Posted by: survivable Miklos at June 12, 2024 07:51 AM (wWqRd)

100 Poll: Only 19% of Joe Biden Voters Say Society Benefits from Marriage, Having Children

100% of Biden voters, OTOH, expect future generations to pay for them in their dotage, if not now.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 12, 2024 07:49 AM (nR2nR)
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That 19% is as senile and useless as their candidate...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 12, 2024 07:52 AM (7fElN)

101 I still say the dissolution of the PetroDollar is going to be the biggest news story in the next couple of weeks even though it seems to be flying under the radar right now for some inexplicable reason.

If countries don't need to have dollars to trade for oil, then there is no reason to keep dollars, so they won't.

We pretty much proper f**ked here.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 12, 2024 07:52 AM (XV/Pl)

102 Vouchers are controversial in a lot of states — including Pennsylvania, where Republicans promote them as a way to help students escape underperforming schools, and teachers unions, school boards and many Democrats oppose sending taxpayer money to private and religious schools.

Welfare goes to the poor person. We do not have poor house.
SS goes to the retiree. We do not have old folks house.
AFDC goes to the child. We do not have community kitchens.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 12, 2024 07:52 AM (ENQN6)

103 Maine Access Points, a taxpayer-funded nonprofit based in Bangor, as well as the city of Portland’s city-run needle distribution center are both offering extensive how-to guides and — even anal injection kits — to help drug users squirt narcotics into their anuses.

**starts furiously packing suitcase for Maine vacation**

Posted by: Hope Solo's Globetrotting Squeakhole at June 12, 2024 07:53 AM (Q0kLU)

104 >>“For example, RootsAction, the Working Families Party, and IfNotNow joined forces with Justice Democrats—the far-left group aligned with the "Squad"

Justice Democrats aren't "aligned with" the squad -- they got them elected; they are the political force behind the squad:

. . the story behind [AOC's] campaign starts with the progressive political action groups Justice Democrats and Brand New Congress.

Ocasio-Cortez’s name was just one of thousands the organizations received in 2016 as part of a massive online call for nominations. Her meteoric rise shocked everyone involved, including Justice Democrats Executive Director Alexandra Rojas, who ran the field program for the last two months of Ocasio-Cortez’s campaign. . .

"So she was nominated. We had a very public nomination process that we launched with Brand New Congress. So she was nominated by her brother, and we just felt it was a pretty compelling message. But it came through our public nomination process to our supporter base and ― Through the website, exactly, yeah."
https://tinyurl.com/53fnvy3w

Posted by: Lizzy at June 12, 2024 07:54 AM (cCVOS)

105 Poll: Only 19% of Joe Biden Voters Say Society Benefits from Marriage, Having Children

Who would have thot the party of death, socialism, and debauchery does not go all in on destruction of the family?

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 12, 2024 07:54 AM (ENQN6)

106 Poll: Only 19% of Joe Biden Voters Say Society Benefits from Marriage, Having Children

100% of Biden voters, OTOH, expect future generations to pay for them in their dotage, if not now.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 12, 2024 07:49 AM (nR2nR)
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That 19% is as senile and useless as their candidate...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 12, 2024 07:52 AM (7fElN)
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Or maybe I meant the 81% who don't view marriage and children as good for society.

Either way, 100% of FJB voters are useless parasites.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 12, 2024 07:54 AM (7fElN)

107 @98

>>Does his wife know?

He doesn't hate liberals, he hates a very specific liberal, and I'm sure his wife still wields the strap-on in that relationship.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 12, 2024 07:55 AM (XV/Pl)

108 Does taking bp meds and daily cc count as being on drugs and playing with guns? Life at the monastery will never be the same again.

Posted by: Brother Weir Ardthow at June 12, 2024 07:55 AM (a+UVc)

109 Pakistani man tries to start a gay club… and immediately finds himself committed to the loony bin
______
I guess they're not wrong about EVERYTHING.

Posted by: Eeyore at June 12, 2024 07:56 AM (1bNHn)

110 Mudpants voters are vapid assholes.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at June 12, 2024 07:56 AM (qZEuM)

111 BREAKING

54% of Democrat voters say "Biden is too old"

23% are at the Dollar Store

23% support Biden after having the question repeated three times in both English and Spanish

Posted by: MiklosWatch at June 12, 2024 07:56 AM (wWqRd)

112 Go look at the photo of Biden at NYPost RIGHT NOW

Posted by: Don Black at June 12, 2024 07:56 AM (/7KEl)

113 I would have punched a Commie for Mommie while walking Old Brownie, but they is right scarce around here.
Posted by: Miklos has no issues so far today, but it is early at June 12, 2024 07:44 AM (wWqRd)

Kill a commie for your mommy
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 12, 2024 07:45 AM (8sMut)

The leftie folk group The Chad Mitchell Trio had a song, "The John Birch Society," which had the line "If mommy is a Commie, then you gotta turn her in!"

The song is supposed to be satire, but frankly, the older I get, the more I think the Birchers were right on the money.

https://tinyurl.com/5e2bzy2f

Posted by: Hope Solo's Globetrotting Squeakhole at June 12, 2024 07:56 AM (Q0kLU)

114 So with the SC primary results in, I am gonna predict that Nancy Mace will win the General and remain in office.

That is due to simple math.

You times as many votes were cast in total for the Republican race than were cast in the Democratic race.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 12, 2024 07:57 AM (a1415)

115 So Mario Cuomo went before Congress yesterday and blamed everyone but himself for the Covid nursing home disaster. Has it occurred to anybody that nursing home residents are very old and most old people are Republicans, so a wholesale slaughter of nursing home residents a few months before an election is a good way to shift the vote Dem.

Posted by: Rip N Read at June 12, 2024 07:57 AM (SV2Xx)

116 "FEMINAZISM... " Is that bad feminazism or good Ukrainian feminazism, JJ? The State Department has updated the current truth about that stuff, I think.

Posted by: callsign claymore at June 12, 2024 07:57 AM (JcnCJ)

117 > If countries don't need to have dollars to trade for oil, then there is no reason to keep dollars, so they won't.
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The means there will be a surplus of dollars for everyday, working Americans. This is actually very good news. It implies that the economy will grow exponentially over the next decade. Lastly, the American Dollar should never be associated with "petro" anything. Go Green!

Posted by: Democrat Financial Analyst at June 12, 2024 07:57 AM (Q4IgG)

118 "Joe Biden and the left must know better than to deal with the devil known as Hamas"

He can't possibly believe that. They are allies.

Posted by: fd at June 12, 2024 07:57 AM (vFG9F)

119 Could be ethnically Russian from there, or Russian citizens residing there. But then, this is our idiot mouthpiece, so who knows.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 12, 2024 07:29 AM (8sMut)

Could be. Could be that they're aware most Americans would have no idea where Tajikistan is. I suspect, however, it's an effort to tie any upcoming terrorist activity to Russia to further beat the drums of war.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 12, 2024 07:58 AM (nR2nR)

120 85 Will Texas Repeat California’s Bullet Train Debacle?

Passenger train travel in the US, outside of the NE corridor, is a retarded idea that just won't die because so many of our "leaders" are, well, retarded.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 12, 2024 07:46 AM (nR2nR)

Can they beat this?

6:00AM7:05AMNonstop1h 5m

7:30AM8:45AMNonstop1h 15m

8:30AM9:45AMNonstop1h 15m

10:00AM11:05AMNonstop1h 5m

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 12, 2024 07:58 AM (ENQN6)

121 Jay-Z is putting his weight behind an effort to fund private school vouchers in Philadelphia.

The entertainment mogul’s Roc Nation announced it is funding a campaign this month to drum up support for the Pennsylvania Award for Student Success, a statewide legislative proposal to spend taxpayer money on private school scholarships for low-income families in neighborhoods with low-achieving schools.
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Great news for low income Pennsylvanians who want their children free and educated.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at June 12, 2024 07:58 AM (PEQHX)

122 Ugh, off sock.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 12, 2024 07:58 AM (Q0kLU)

123 I saw in the news the press has already interviewed some of the Hunter jurors who convicted him. Trump jurors? They’ve disappeared off the face of the earth…. Because if they made themselves available and the media did some digging they’d find highly biased individuals who went into the jury pool with already full blown cases of TDS…. Which they hid during voir dire

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 12, 2024 07:58 AM (xT8gx)

124 Butt drugs>>Butt plugs

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 12, 2024 07:59 AM (ENQN6)

125 What have YOU done to celebrate Pride Month today?

I had a poo, thereby using what is, apparently, the most important portion of the human body.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 12, 2024 07:59 AM (nR2nR)

126 34 Huck - I am not one to go burning books but that is child porn and should be burned

Posted by: Skip at June 12, 2024 07:59 AM (+qhWd)

127 Well, we have the Hunter gun trial and the Orange Ogre trial to keep the unwashed occupied from the petrodollar news.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at June 12, 2024 07:59 AM (qZEuM)

128 "...and blamed everyone but himself..."

The Leftist credo.

Posted by: Ordinary American at June 12, 2024 07:59 AM (GJUxD)

129 Could be. Could be that they're aware most Americans would have no idea where Tajikistan is. I suspect, however, it's an effort to tie any upcoming terrorist activity to Russia to further beat the drums of war.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 12, 2024 07:58 AM (nR2nR)

North of Shittystan and West of Fuckistan.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 12, 2024 08:00 AM (ENQN6)

130 " Go look at the photo of Sydney Sweeney at NYPost RIGHT NOW"

Posted by: This is preferable at June 12, 2024 08:00 AM (vFG9F)

131 >>When I hear people starting to complain about political correctness — and I understand why people might push back on it — but to me that’s a red flag, because it sometimes means something else. I believe being aware of certain sensitivities is not a bad thing. I don’t know how else to say it.”

Do tell, what that "something else" it might mean, Julia.
Spell it out.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 12, 2024 08:00 AM (cCVOS)

132 You times as many votes were cast
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

Democrat math.

(just pickin')

Posted by: Miklos has MY TRUTH at June 12, 2024 08:00 AM (wWqRd)

133 highly biased individuals who went into the jury pool with already full blown cases of TDS…. Which they hid during voir dire
Posted by: LinusVanPelt

Hid? They were chosen specifically because of TDS. The worse it was, the better your chances of getting on the jury.

Posted by: Puddleglum, fishin' and golfin' in Amish Country at June 12, 2024 08:00 AM (/Djer)

134
Go look at the photo of Biden at NYPost RIGHT NOW

Posted by: Don Black at June 12, 2024 07:56 AM

The one where he's got some little girls face pressed against his d*ck?

Posted by: Divide by Zero at June 12, 2024 08:01 AM (RKVpM)

135 Honestly, how far are we from the day when sporting an American flag on your person or belongings is a hate crime in certain precincts of the country.

Posted by: Ordinary American at June 12, 2024 08:02 AM (GJUxD)

136 Anybody hear that he was also boning Beau's widow's sister as well?

Heard that on a radio show the other day, and realized that I had never heard that particular line before.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 12, 2024 07:40 AM (a1415)

Someone here, sorry - I forget who, suggested that every Biden was fucking every other Biden without restriction based on age, sex, or relationship.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 12, 2024 08:02 AM (nR2nR)

137 "You times as many votes were cast
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

Democrat math.

(just pickin')"

AAAGHHHHHH!!!!!

You=Four

F'n autocucumber, it mocks me!!!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 12, 2024 08:02 AM (a1415)

138 i cant figure out how to do it on this tablet, but it looks like Biden is holding a small girl by the head, to his, uh, 'grandpa area'

Posted by: Don Black at June 12, 2024 08:03 AM (/7KEl)

139 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 12, 2024 08:03 AM (Zz0t1)

140 Amazingly, they got Sleepy Joe up already this morning and he's already headed to the airport. There, he will head to Italy for a G7 meeting at a resort outside of Brindisi.

The best hope the Junta has for this meeting is better pictures than came out of France and a clean diaper.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at June 12, 2024 08:03 AM (PEQHX)

141 @130

>>" Go look at the photo of Sydney Sweeney at NYPost RIGHT NOW"

Girls got some major league bazoombas, and the good kind, they're not floppers or saggies, pert and taught, like a tiger.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 12, 2024 08:03 AM (XV/Pl)

142 A report from the New York Post indicates that the Tajikistani migrant is among a group of male foreign nationals arrested in Los Angeles, California; Philadelphia, Pennsylvania; and New York City, New York as part of a Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) sting operation.

The FBI successfully recruited, distributed and arrested individuals new to ISIS America......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 12, 2024 08:03 AM (Zz0t1)

143 “ In you, Lord my God,
I put my trust.
I trust in you;
do not let me be put to shame,
nor let my enemies triumph over me.”

Psalm 25:1-2

Posted by: Marcus T at June 12, 2024 08:03 AM (VE1hH)

144 "Someone here, sorry - I forget who, suggested that every Biden was fucking every other Biden without restriction based on age, sex, or relationship."

I do like me some peanut butter.

Posted by: Commander at June 12, 2024 08:04 AM (a1415)

145 Divide, that's the one

Posted by: Don Black at June 12, 2024 08:04 AM (/7KEl)

146 >>Ocasio-Cortez added, “It is structurally, completely unsustainable. So, it is not a question of if Congress has jurisdiction and power over the Supreme Court. It is what power are we going to exercise in order to reign in a fundamentally unaccountable and rogue court?

How is it unsustainable?
Where does this Congressional power over the Supreme Court come from -- show me where in the Constitution, AOC.
How are they "unaccountable" and "rogue?"

She may be dumb, but she'll be one of the first ones marching political foes off to the camps.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 12, 2024 08:04 AM (cCVOS)

147 I would imagine at least one or two of the jurors on Trump's case would be conceited enough to go public once he's in prison.

Talk shows, maybe a book deal.

They'd all be rock stars in todays media driven world.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 12, 2024 08:04 AM (Q4IgG)

148 Beau's a beaut, eh? Even my radical Lefty boss was saying yesterday, "Even all cleaned up now, he just looks like a sleaze." Because he is.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 12, 2024 07:43 AM (cCVOS)

I assume you mean Hunter. Beau died before the skeletons could come cascading out of his closet.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 12, 2024 08:05 AM (nR2nR)

149 Can't get past the NYPost paywall.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 12, 2024 08:05 AM (a1415)

150 @66

>>Anybody hear that he was also boning Beau's widow's sister as well?

Based on the laptop from hell, he was also banging his niece.

The Biden's make the phrase, All In The Family, take on a new meaning.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 12, 2024 08:06 AM (XV/Pl)

151 Holy funbags, Batman.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at June 12, 2024 08:06 AM (qZEuM)

152 >>I assume you mean Hunter. Beau died before the skeletons could come cascading out of his closet.

Heh, yes!

Posted by: Lizzy at June 12, 2024 08:06 AM (cCVOS)

153 God Bless you for what you do, JJ.

I pray that treatment works. The world needs you. You spread the word. We need that now more than most ever.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 12, 2024 08:07 AM (Zz0t1)

154 Wednesday’s are tough - i have to crawl out of bed at the crack of the clock to take out the trash.

Posted by: Oglebay at June 12, 2024 08:08 AM (lPTWT)

155 Stormy looks like a tranny with a couple of footballs in it's shirt. I can't believe that DJT would have ever tagged that.
Posted by: fd at June 12, 2024 07:48 AM (vFG9F)

Trump has steadfastly maintained that he didn't. Stormy's story changes depending on whose paying her.

I suspect it didn't happen.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 12, 2024 08:08 AM (nR2nR)

156 Good morning JJ! Thank you for the morning report!

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 12, 2024 08:08 AM (Ka3bZ)

157 Good morning, J.J.
Good morning, Horde.

Posted by: Inogame at June 12, 2024 08:09 AM (53oGX)

158 BREAKING

Beau Biden escaped to Argentina, ready to reclaim Das Bidenreich if Oberstgeneral Garland Steiner attacks from DoJ bunker

Posted by: MiklosWatch at June 12, 2024 08:09 AM (wWqRd)

159 SCOTUS' jurisdiction is defined in the Constitution

you'd have to amend the Constitution in order to rein (not reign) in the Court

Posted by: Don Black at June 12, 2024 08:09 AM (/7KEl)

160 Maine Access Points, a taxpayer-funded nonprofit based in Bangor, as well as the city of Portland’s city-run needle distribution center are both offering extensive how-to guides and — even anal injection kits — to help drug users squirt narcotics into their anuses.

For Pride month, they have some homosexual take the drugs and then use his penis. It's a twofer.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 12, 2024 08:10 AM (nR2nR)

161 It's National Peanut Butter Cookie Day.

Posted by: redridinghood at June 12, 2024 08:10 AM (PzMAZ)

162
Can't get past the NYPost paywall.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 12, 2024 08:05 AM [/]

I don't think they have a paywall, at least I had no trouble. Anyway, it's a picture of Biden with his hands on both sides of a little blond haired girls face, pressing her against his crotch.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at June 12, 2024 08:10 AM (RKVpM)

163 Could be. Could be that they're aware most Americans would have no idea where Tajikistan is. I suspect, however, it's an effort to tie any upcoming terrorist activity to Russia to further beat the drums of war.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 12, 2024 07:58 AM (nR2nR)

It's right next door to Bumfukistan.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 12, 2024 08:10 AM (S6gqv)

164 A report from the New York Post indicates that the Tajikistani migrant is among a group of male foreign nationals arrested in Los Angeles, California

This is Republican's fault for not voting for the Biden border bill! Now we've got Trump!!! (DU, later today, probably)

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 12, 2024 08:11 AM (ycI94)

165 Inescapably, you start to situate other people’s problems within their failure to be as fit as you. This is particularly true if you don’t know them and they’re just a bunch of numbers. All those statistics – depressed people, obese people, people with IBS – imagine how much better they would be if only they took responsibility for their health, the way that you have.

There is no other choice. You are the only person that cares about your health. Not you doc. Not a nurse.
If you cannot or do not advocate for your health, no one else will.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 12, 2024 08:12 AM (ENQN6)

166 "Boobs are BACK!!"

They never left, homo.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 12, 2024 08:13 AM (Zz0t1)

167 "Trump has steadfastly maintained that he didn't. Stormy's story changes depending on whose paying her.

I suspect it didn't happen."

Isn't Trump known to historically be averse to exposure to germs?

Not germophobic, but germ/virus/bacteria averse.

Yet the cum bucket's story is that he plowed that sloppy field....bareback.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 12, 2024 08:13 AM (a1415)

168 What is it with people wanting to stuff things up their asses? I have trouble imagining anything more uncomfortable.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 12, 2024 08:13 AM (v6JzV)

169 The NYPost does not like Biden or anything related to the Biden family

I wonder if the use of that photo follows from that

it is an unfortunate look

Posted by: Don Black at June 12, 2024 08:13 AM (/7KEl)

170 Has it occurred to anybody that nursing home residents are very old and most old people are Republicans, so a wholesale slaughter of nursing home residents a few months before an election is a good way to shift the vote Dem.
Posted by: Rip N Read at June 12, 2024 07:57 AM (SV2Xx)

Most of us, at the time, figured they did it to cut Medicare costs.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 12, 2024 08:13 AM (nR2nR)

171 A study (by Experts, of course) says "vegan fake meats linked to heart disease and early death".

Posted by: fd at June 12, 2024 08:13 AM (vFG9F)

172 We must end elections to preserve democracy
_____

Done! Super easy, barely an inconvenience!
Now, pay me.
- Zelenskyyyy

Posted by: Chuck Martel at June 12, 2024 08:13 AM (fs1hN)

173 Hunter Biden may get prison but it will be modified or suspended on appeal.

Posted by: Ciampino - Wed Update #01 at June 12, 2024 08:13 AM (qfLjt)

174 Once the terrorists start blowing shit up, killing dozens or more and generally making life miserable for the left the bureau might (might) reconsider their priorities.

Wake up Rip!

The MO for the last decade of the occupying force is to turn the full bureaucratic police state against Heritage Americans in the stated "fear of retaliation"† against the terrorists and people who support terrorists.

We The People no longer have a government, we just happen to have a protection racket for preferred war lords.

† Traditionally called "vigilantism" - people doing the "Keeping the Peace" work the government refuses to do but will continue to invoice us to pay.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at June 12, 2024 08:13 AM (0Y1Ss)

175
GDP Tajikistan

USD $1,189.00 per citizen. Iran can buy a lot of terror at a serious discount.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at June 12, 2024 08:14 AM (RKVpM)

176 Supple, pouting breasts...

https://youtu.be/mHjaG_p2k-g

Posted by: Airplane! at June 12, 2024 08:14 AM (IAPxu)

177 "Boobs are BACK!!"

They never left, homo.
Posted by: Sponge

Also, they are on the front

Posted by: Miklos could not help but notice at June 12, 2024 08:14 AM (wWqRd)

178 Someone here, sorry - I forget who, suggested that every Biden was fucking every other Biden without restriction based on age, sex, or relationship.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 12, 2024 08:02 AM (nR2nR)

He may have even been fucking a niece of about 15.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 12, 2024 08:14 AM (ENQN6)

179 "I don't think they have a paywall, at least I had no trouble."

I get that popup that urges me to support the NYPost.

Sometimes I am offered to proceed without supporting.
Sometimes thee is no option to bypass it.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 12, 2024 08:14 AM (a1415)

180 How is it unsustainable?
Where does this Congressional power over the Supreme Court come from -- show me where in the Constitution, AOC.
How are they "unaccountable" and "rogue?"

She may be dumb, but she'll be one of the first ones marching political foes off to the camps.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 12, 2024 08:04 AM (cCVOS)
===================
She has no idea what those words mean, and her real point is she hates Alito and Thomas, because they are not uniparty types.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at June 12, 2024 08:15 AM (Ygpo7)

181 On June 12, the Massachusetts House is expected to vote on a bill that would allow mothers to exchange their children for money—that is, engage in baby-selling—under the name of “parentage equality.”

The “Parentage Equality” bill seeks to redefine parenthood. Parenthood is recognized on its natural biological basis, or in cases of adoption, justice for a child who has suffered loss by providing them with a safe, loving home. This bill redefines it on the basis of a “person’s intent to be a parent of a child.” In doing so, it strips all mention of mothers and fathers from parentage law, replacing these vital familial roles with gender-erased language. . .

Freakin' MA.

We can all agree that puppy mills are bad, yet the new frontier in the funhouse mirror Lefty redefinition of family will now include human baby mills. Sick.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 12, 2024 08:16 AM (cCVOS)

182 Y'all ruined Hump Day for me!

Posted by: Fat Fani at June 12, 2024 08:16 AM (V5BDR)

183 Most of us, at the time, figured they did it to cut Medicare costs.

It did save NYS over 5 billion in reoccurring costs and expenses. Plus, in conjunction with the lock-downs were people were banished from working or doing anything meaningful for a year or so, having fewer people to attend to makes the Work From Home scheme possible with the nursing home paper pushers.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at June 12, 2024 08:16 AM (0Y1Ss)

184 Sometimes I am offered to proceed without supporting.
Sometimes thee is no option to bypass it.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

12ft.io

Posted by: definitely not Miklos at June 12, 2024 08:17 AM (wWqRd)

185 173-

the only way Hunter sees the inside of a prison cell is if he watches The Birdman Of Alcatraz or something

Posted by: Don Black at June 12, 2024 08:18 AM (/7KEl)

186 When I tried to read that article on the fragment from the Infancy Gospel of Thomas, the damn NY Post banner kept getting in the way. Very annoying.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 12, 2024 08:18 AM (v6JzV)

187
Also, they are on the front
Posted by: Miklos could not help but notice at June 12, 2024 08:14 AM (wWqRd)

H8R!!!!!!

*sobs*

*runs away*

Posted by: Meghan McCain at June 12, 2024 08:18 AM (Zz0t1)

188 Lets offer a round of applause to Martha-Ann Alito!

I hope she reads the HQ and sees this tribute. Her comments to the sleazeball reporter are fantastic and exciting to read.

Thank you Mrs. Alito.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at June 12, 2024 08:18 AM (Ygpo7)

189 >>She has no idea what those words mean, and her real point is she hates Alito and Thomas, because they are not uniparty types.

Oh, I know.

Amazing how NO ONE ever calls her on her BS, asks that she explain how her words have any relationship to reality. Just speaks in progressive activist MadLibs - insert an "unsustainable" here, an "unaccountable" and "rogue" there, and pretty soon you've got a mob ready to storm the SCOTUS justices homes.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 12, 2024 08:19 AM (cCVOS)

190 She has no idea what those words mean, and her real point is she hates Alito and Thomas, because they are not uniparty types.

You give her credit for having reason for her hate. It is much more lizard brained than that. She hates Alito and Thomas because the influencers in her life told her that she is supposed to hate them.

Its called Mimetic Theory, the principle that most people don't know what they desire and those desires are taught to them by a tiny minority.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at June 12, 2024 08:19 AM (0Y1Ss)

191 We interrupt this Morning Report for an important Sunday Morning Book Thread update...

I'm currently reading Michael Crichton's Prey. A bunch of idiotic scientists/engineers with more brains than sense merged genetic engineering, nanomanufacturing, and artificial intelligence computing methods to create a frankenswarm hellbent on the destruction of humanity. It learns, evolves, and adapts at ever increasing rates.

Dr. Fauci may have been involved, but I'm only halfway through the book, so I can't say for sure.

Well done, guys!
---
Now back to the Morning Report....

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 12, 2024 08:19 AM (7fElN)

192 Someone here, sorry - I forget who, suggested that every Biden was fucking every other Biden without restriction based on age, sex, or relationship.
____

The Aristocrats!

Posted by: Chuck Martel at June 12, 2024 08:19 AM (fs1hN)

193 Once the left gets Trump into a cell they'll vacate Hunter's conviction and whatever sentencing he got will be overturned... his record expunged.

Like it never happened. And will be recorded as such.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 12, 2024 08:20 AM (Q4IgG)

194 GDP Tajikistan

USD $1,189.00 per citizen. Iran can buy a lot of terror at a serious discount.
Posted by: Divide by Zero

They can pay them with pallets of cash.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at June 12, 2024 08:20 AM (qZEuM)

195 What is it with people wanting to stuff things up their asses? I have trouble imagining anything more uncomfortable.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 12, 2024 08:13 AM (v6JzV)

Bring them to me.

Posted by: The Nut House at June 12, 2024 08:20 AM (XRpj3)

196 The manuscript describes the beginning of the “vivification of the sparrows” — a story from Jesus’ childhood in which he turns 12 clay sparrows into live birds.

According to the text, Jesus was playing beside a rushing stream where he molded the sparrows from soft clay. When rebuked by his father, Joseph, the 5-year-old Jesus clapped his hands and brought the clay figures to life.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 12, 2024 08:20 AM (ENQN6)

197 I'm currently reading Michael Crichton's Prey. A bunch of idiotic scientists/engineers with more brains than sense merged genetic engineering, nanomanufacturing, and artificial intelligence computing methods to create a frankenswarm hellbent on the destruction of humanity. It learns, evolves, and adapts at ever increasing rates.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 12, 2024 08:19 AM (7fElN)

This is about me, isn't it......

Posted by: Bill Gates at June 12, 2024 08:20 AM (Zz0t1)

198 I LOVE a good fanny probe!

Posted by: Pete BootyJig at June 12, 2024 08:20 AM (IAPxu)

199 Freakin' MA.

Always one extreme or the other, or maybe it is always the same?

Old ways were, ok not great, but better and based in better understanding of science and stuff.

Posted by: the Salem Witch Trial People at June 12, 2024 08:20 AM (wWqRd)

200 Posted by: Paul banned at June 12, 2024 08:19 AM (Xh49T)

You DICK!!!!

Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at June 12, 2024 08:21 AM (Zz0t1)

201 Prolapse Paul!

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at June 12, 2024 08:22 AM (qZEuM)

202 Amazing how NO ONE ever calls her on her BS, asks that she explain how her words have any relationship to reality. Just speaks in progressive activist MadLibs - insert an "unsustainable" here, an "unaccountable" and "rogue" there, and pretty soon you've got a mob ready to storm the SCOTUS justices homes.

You just described Trigger Language. Most people are taught grammar, syntax and word definitions to structure thoughts, ideas and commands into useful intelligent communication.

Trigger Language, on the other hand, is a variety of sounds that when placed in proximity to other sounds can manipulate emotions. In today's society, where most people are mentally retarded and incapable of reason, action comes as a result of manipulating dopamine, cortisol and adrenaline to provoke stupid people into violence. Violence is Always the Answer.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at June 12, 2024 08:23 AM (0Y1Ss)

203 I'm currently reading Michael Crichton's Prey. A bunch of idiotic scientists/engineers with more brains than sense merged genetic engineering, nanomanufacturing, and artificial intelligence computing methods to create a frankenswarm hellbent on the destruction of humanity. It learns, evolves, and adapts at ever increasing rates.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 12, 2024 08:19 AM (7fElN)

This is about me, isn't it......
Posted by: Bill Gates at June 12, 2024 08:20 AM (Zz0t1)
----
Well the book came out in 2002, so there's a good chance the researchers were using Windows ME at the time...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 12, 2024 08:23 AM (7fElN)

204 Firefox (even though they hate you) + Adblock Plus + NoScript for the win. Also kills YouTube ads.

Posted by: Klaus Schwab's Bugs N Cream Oatmeal at June 12, 2024 08:23 AM (a+UVc)

205
Where are his his G-d given rights to own gunz? Trump weaponized his DOJ in 2018

Who did Trump's DOJ go after? Who went on trial?

I believe the system that got Hunter was created by libs to 'own the cons.' It's not the cons that are the problem, douche.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 12, 2024 08:23 AM (Zz0t1)

206 "What is it with people wanting to stuff things up their asses? I have trouble imagining anything more uncomfortable.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus"

Join me, Dorcus, and Paul at Mary's on Saturday nights and we will broaden your horizons, and other things too.

Posted by: Pawl at June 12, 2024 08:23 AM (vFG9F)

207 When I tried to read that article on the fragment from the Infancy Gospel of Thomas, the damn NY Post banner kept getting in the way. Very annoying.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 12, 2024 08:18 AM (v6JzV)

If you're at all familiar with the 'forbidden' gospels bushwah, you'll already know what it says - the story of child Jesus making birds out of clay and bringing them to life, striking dead his playmates because they pissed him off - all of the gnostic shit about Jesus being fully and only God and knowing his divine nature from the beginning, but also being an intransigent, spoiled child.

The only reason this is 'news' is because it is the oldest fragment of Thomas yet found. Fodder for the "Jesus was a myth!" crowd, but nonsense to faithful Christians.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 12, 2024 08:23 AM (Q0kLU)

208 Clay sparrows? I thought they were clay pigeons.

Posted by: Skeet shooter at June 12, 2024 08:24 AM (IAPxu)

209
First Case of Sexually Transmitted Ringworm Reported in the U.S.

*********

Soon to be known in bath houses everywhere as "The Fun Guy Fungi"

Posted by: Muldoon at June 12, 2024 08:24 AM (uCfKO)

210 Firefox (even though they hate you) + Adblock Plus + NoScript for the win. Also kills YouTube ads.
Posted by: Klaus Schwab's Bugs N Cream Oatmeal at June 12, 2024 08:23 AM (a+UVc)

I use the same combo with Opera. Works quite well. Oh, with AdNauseum to click the adds on sites I like to generate ad revenue. You'll need to allow some sites in NoScript and AdBlock, tho.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 12, 2024 08:24 AM (Zz0t1)

211 A study (by Experts, of course) says "vegan fake meats linked to heart disease and early death".
Posted by: fd at June 12, 2024 08:13 AM (vFG9F)

Don't they have tons of chemicals in them?

On the one hand, I wouldn't be surprised, on the other hand, "experts".

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 12, 2024 08:25 AM (nR2nR)

212 A study (by Experts, of course) says "vegan fake meats linked to heart disease and early death".
Posted by: fd at June 12, 2024 08:13 AM (vFG9F)

Joey Chestnut was just banned from the Nathan's Famous eating contest on July 4th because he signed with a vegan hot dog maker.

LOL.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 12, 2024 08:26 AM (Zz0t1)

213 > I'm currently reading Michael Crichton's Prey.
----------
I recall reading that decades ago. I thought it was pretty far fetched.

But now....

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 12, 2024 08:26 AM (Q4IgG)

214 Now back to the Morning Report....
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 12, 2024 08:19 AM (7fElN)

I read Prey a long time ago. Enjoyed it. Crichton sure knew how to spin a yarn

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 12, 2024 08:26 AM (xT8gx)

215 Experts. Is there anything they DON'T know?

Posted by: Homer Simpson at June 12, 2024 08:27 AM (IAPxu)

216 Morning Horde , thx JJ. I like Michael Goodwin as a writer but I think he's delusional if thinks the Biden administration thinks dealing with Hamas is a bad idea. Barky 3.0 is as anti Semite as his first two terms and would deal with Iran, Hamas, Hezbollah and every other terrorist Muslim group cover Israel. Act accordingly

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 12, 2024 08:27 AM (FTjSO)

217 @JackPosobiec

When Milley refused to comply with the Commander-in-Chief's lawful orders it was not victimless

Ashli Babbitt would be alive today if he had followed orders

Will her family find justice?

Posted by: redridinghood at June 12, 2024 08:27 AM (PzMAZ)

218 Joey Chestnut was just banned from the Nathan's Famous eating contest on July 4th because he signed with a vegan hot dog maker.

LOL.
Posted by: Sponge

Laugh now, while you can

Posted by: Big Soy from Davos at June 12, 2024 08:27 AM (wWqRd)

219 He may have even been fucking a niece of about 15.
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 12, 2024 08:14 AM (ENQN6)

Well, Joe may have been fucking underage Ashley. Seems ladies who want into that family have to be comfortable with them, and their chirruns, getting the dick from every direction.

The kids have less say in the matter.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 12, 2024 08:27 AM (nR2nR)

220 The most important news of the day:

Paddington in Peru trailer!

https://is.gd/7MMgCz

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin while riding the Wasteland with Mad Max at June 12, 2024 08:28 AM (GBKbO)

221 Amazing how NO ONE ever calls her on her BS, asks that she explain how her words have any relationship to reality. Just speaks in progressive activist MadLibs - insert an "unsustainable" here, an "unaccountable" and "rogue" there, and pretty soon you've got a mob ready to storm the SCOTUS justices homes.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 12, 2024 08:19 AM (cCVOS)
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Perfect description

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at June 12, 2024 08:28 AM (drqH/)

222 213 > I'm currently reading Michael Crichton's Prey.
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I recall reading that decades ago. I thought it was pretty far fetched.

But now....
Posted by: Martini Farmer
_____

Also recommended: State of Fear.

It should be a movie, but if Hollywood made it, it would invert the good and bad guys in order to protect the climate change narrative. It would have to be new media.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at June 12, 2024 08:29 AM (fs1hN)

223 I get that popup that urges me to support the NYPost.

Sometimes I am offered to proceed without supporting.
Sometimes thee is no option to bypass it.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 12, 2024 08:14 AM (a1415)

Try using a private window. It should, I believe, ignore the "you've looked at us too many times" flag.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 12, 2024 08:29 AM (nR2nR)

224 @JackPosobiec

When Milley refused to comply with the Commander-in-Chief's lawful orders it was not victimless

Ashli Babbitt would be alive today if he had followed orders

Will her family find justice?
Posted by: redridinghood at June 12, 2024 08:27 AM (PzMAZ)

I think Ashli Babbitt is alive and well, somewhere out there with a new identity.

Rosanne Boyland, not so much.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 12, 2024 08:29 AM (Zz0t1)

225 I think AOC sees herself as an historic figure

but she does have a nice figure

Posted by: Don Black at June 12, 2024 08:30 AM (/7KEl)

226 125 Part 1

One day the different parts of the body were having an argument to see which should be in charge.

The brain said "I do all the thinking so I'm the most important and I should be in charge."

The eyes said "I see everything and let the rest of you know where we are, so I'm the most important and I should be in charge."

The hands said "Without me we wouldn't be able to pick anything up or move anything. So I'm the most important and I should be in charge."

The stomach said "I turn the food we eat into energy for the rest of you. Without me, we'd starve. So I'm the most important and I should be in charge."

The legs said "Without me we wouldn't be able to move anywhere. So I'm the most important and I should be in charge."

Posted by: Ciampino - Wed Update #03 at June 12, 2024 08:30 AM (qfLjt)

227 Someone here, sorry - I forget who, suggested that every Biden was fucking every other Biden without restriction based on age, sex, or relationship.

There's always room for family.

Posted by: Dom Toretto at June 12, 2024 08:30 AM (ycI94)

228
If you're at all familiar with the 'forbidden' gospels bushwah, you'll already know what it says

________

And that the Catholic Church has suppressed it because it would topple the foundations of its power and they've secretly murdered people who tried to bring it to light, blah, blah, blah.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 12, 2024 08:30 AM (MoZTd)

229 And the pedo/mental abuse Biden family has been known to the IC for decades. The blackmail file is probably stored in volumes.

Crickets. Fucking crickets.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at June 12, 2024 08:30 AM (qZEuM)

230 125 Part 2

Then the rectum said "I think I should be in charge."

All the rest of the parts said "YOU? You don't do anything! You're not important! You can't be in charge."

So the rectum closed up. After a few days, the legs were all wobbly, the stomach was all queasy, the hands were all shaky, the eyes were all watery, and the brain was all cloudy.

They all agreed that they couldn't take any more of this and agreed to put the rectum in charge.

The moral of the story: You don't have to be the most important to be in charge, just an asshole.

Posted by: Ciampino - Wed Update #04 at June 12, 2024 08:30 AM (qfLjt)

231 230 So the rectum closed up. After a few days, the legs were all wobbly, the stomach was all queasy, the hands were all shaky, the eyes were all watery, and the brain was all cloudy.

They all agreed that they couldn't take any more of this and agreed to put the rectum in charge.

The moral of the story: You don't have to be the most important to be in charge, just an asshole.
Posted by: Ciampino - Wed Update #04 at June 12, 2024 08:30 AM (qfLjt)

=======

Embargo!

Who run Barter Town?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin while riding the Wasteland with Mad Max at June 12, 2024 08:31 AM (GBKbO)

232 218 Joey Chestnut was just banned from the Nathan's Famous eating contest on July 4th because he signed with a vegan hot dog maker.

LOL.
Posted by: Sponge

Laugh now, while you can
Posted by: Big Soy from Davos at June 12, 2024 08:27 AM (wWqRd)

It's a huge win for him. I'm sure he's gotten paid 7 figures for this, and his hot dog consumption was dropping with age, so now he goes out forever a winner and never loses to the next big eater.

And, for impossible, it was a brilliant move. Taking the ultimate junk eating meat guy and now saying he's turned over a new leaf and is embracing a healthier lifestyle is the best marketing push they could have ever made for a bad product.

I doubt it works, but did I mention - bad product.

Posted by: Nova Local at June 12, 2024 08:32 AM (exHjb)

233
Paddington in Peru trailer!

https://is.gd/7MMgCz
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin while riding the Wasteland with Mad Max at June 12, 2024 08:28 AM (GBKbO)

Great. A semi retarded bear set loose upon the world. What could go wrong?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 12, 2024 08:32 AM (Zz0t1)

234
*quiet shouts
*aggressive laziness
*deliberate accident
*vegan hot dog

Posted by: Ox cart full of morons at June 12, 2024 08:32 AM (IAPxu)

235
The Bidens make the Jukes and Kallikaks look like the Cabots and Lodges.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 12, 2024 08:32 AM (MoZTd)

236 Kylee Griswold at The Federalist wrote a scathing denunciation of David French's hypocrisy and faux-religosity that includes one seriously mockable picture of French looking like a penis.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at June 12, 2024 08:33 AM (hTeRG)

237 186 When I tried to read that article on the fragment from the Infancy Gospel of Thomas, the damn NY Post banner kept getting in the way. Very annoying.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 12, 2024 08:18 AM (v6JzV)

It's worth remembering that this "gospel" has always been considered to be a 2nd century story about Jesus, but not an actual account, which is why it is not considered "canon". There were a great number of gnostic gospels floating around the late Roman world, and this work was one. What was significant to the find was that researchers were able to match the language in this 5th century fragment to a more complete 11th century copy from a monastery. Since they were nearly identical, it indicates that both were likely accurate copies of the original 2nd century writing, and that the original was written in Greek.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 12, 2024 08:33 AM (S6gqv)

238 Paddington in Peru trailer!

https://is.gd/7MMgCz
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin while riding the Wasteland with Mad Max at June 12, 2024 08:28 AM (GBKbO)

Great. A semi retarded bear set loose upon the world. What could go wrong?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 12, 2024 08:32 AM (Zz0t1)
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He's going to discover a hidden lab cultivating deadly pathogens and accidentally release them into the wild.

Fun for the whole family!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 12, 2024 08:33 AM (7fElN)

239
And, for impossible, it was a brilliant move. Taking the ultimate junk eating meat guy and now saying he's turned over a new leaf and is embracing a healthier lifestyle is the best marketing push they could have ever made for a bad product.

I doubt it works, but did I mention - bad product.
Posted by: Nova Local at June 12, 2024 08:32 AM (exHjb)

I will wait for the commercial of him pounding 70 'impossible meat' hotdogs in 4 minutes............

He won't........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 12, 2024 08:33 AM (Zz0t1)

240 I weep for what we've become. Someone ran onto the field at a Cinci-Cleveland baseball game and was tased by the po po. Half the facebook comments where whining about "why did the police have to tase him" and supporting the criminal.

WTF folks?

https://bit.ly/4emDFqE
Posted by: rickb223 at June 12, 2024 07:24 AM (BBFla)

Sure, if the guy that ran out on the field was a 3 year old and the police taped him...yeah, outrage.

But, if it's an adult male?

Taze him and then give him a luxurious hickory shampoo as his reward.

Stupidity combined with assholery should hurt.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 12, 2024 08:33 AM (eDfFs)

241 Firefox (even though they hate you) + Adblock Plus + NoScript for the win. Also kills YouTube ads.
Posted by: Klaus Schwab's Bugs N Cream Oatmeal at June 12, 2024 08:23 AM (a+UVc)

Or, you know, Brave... pretty much straight out of the box.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 12, 2024 08:34 AM (nR2nR)

242 Embargo!

Who run Barter Town?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Bluebell and Darleen, most likely.

Posted by: Miklos suggests not crossin' neither at June 12, 2024 08:34 AM (wWqRd)

243 I will wait for the commercial of him pounding 70 'impossible meat' hotdogs in 4 minutes............

He won't........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 12, 2024 08:33 AM (Zz0t1)
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I'll lay odds he can choke down at least 3 before giving up....

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 12, 2024 08:34 AM (7fElN)

244 It's a huge win for him. I'm sure he's gotten paid 7 figures for this, and his hot dog consumption was dropping with age, so now he goes out forever a winner and never loses to the next big eater.
Posted by: Nova Local at June 12, 2024 08:32 AM (exHjb)

I got pieces of Joey Chestnut in my stool!

Posted by: Kobayashi at June 12, 2024 08:34 AM (XRpj3)

245 Kylee Griswold at The Federalist wrote a scathing denunciation of David French's hypocrisy and faux-religosity that includes one seriously mockable picture of French looking like a penis.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at June 12, 2024 08:33 AM (hTeRG)

David French doesn't need a skin cap. He already IS a dick!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 12, 2024 08:34 AM (Zz0t1)

246 CPI slightly lower than expected. Cue Delta House coughing "bullshit"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 12, 2024 08:34 AM (FTjSO)

247 Paddington in Peru trailer!

https://is.gd/7MMgCz
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,

The locals need variety in their diet. Guinea pig gets meh everyday.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at June 12, 2024 08:35 AM (qZEuM)

248 ---
I'll lay odds he can choke down at least 3 before giving up....
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 12, 2024 08:34 AM (7fElN)

And will still grow tits from all the soy.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 12, 2024 08:35 AM (Zz0t1)

249 And that the Catholic Church has suppressed it because it would topple the foundations of its power and they've secretly murdered people who tried to bring it to light, blah, blah, blah.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 12, 2024 08:30 AM (MoZTd)

Dan Brown has made some coin peddling that nonsense

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 12, 2024 08:35 AM (xT8gx)

250 Or, you know, Brave... pretty much straight out of the box.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic

This website kills Brave on an iPad.

Freezes it.

Locks.it.up.

Posted by: Miklos is not the first to notice at June 12, 2024 08:35 AM (wWqRd)

251 239
And, for impossible, it was a brilliant move. Taking the ultimate junk eating meat guy and now saying he's turned over a new leaf and is embracing a healthier lifestyle is the best marketing push they could have ever made for a bad product.

I doubt it works, but did I mention - bad product.
Posted by: Nova Local at June 12, 2024 08:32 AM (exHjb)

I will wait for the commercial of him pounding 70 'impossible meat' hotdogs in 4 minutes............

He won't........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 12, 2024 08:33 AM (Zz0t1)

No, he won't, b/c remember, embracing a healthier lifestyle. So, he'll be on camera eating just one...probably without the signature drink "dunk".

I'm sure this campaign is coming b/c it's so easy. Whether or not it's even true doesn't matter (aka, Joey embracing a healthier lifestyle).

"As I get older, I've found that I need to cut back and make better choices...but I just can't give up my favorite hot dog - now, I don't have to" - cut to the one Impossible dog getting eaten...

Posted by: Nova Local at June 12, 2024 08:36 AM (exHjb)

252
"As I get older, I've found that I need to cut back and make better choices...but I just can't give up my favorite hot dog - now, I don't have to" - cut to the one Impossible dog getting eaten...
Posted by: Nova Local at June 12, 2024 08:36 AM (exHjb)

*tits grow*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 12, 2024 08:37 AM (Zz0t1)

253 A study (by Experts, of course) says "vegan fake meats linked to heart disease and early death".

Apparently there are vegans who have given up on that whole Organic and Healthy phase of their running food neuroses.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at June 12, 2024 08:37 AM (0Y1Ss)

254 Inflation report fiction out today says everything is great! Bidenomics is awesome! Do not worry, proles, these are official numbers and totally trustworthy.

Pending later revisions.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at June 12, 2024 08:38 AM (803A3)

255 252
"As I get older, I've found that I need to cut back and make better choices...but I just can't give up my favorite hot dog - now, I don't have to" - cut to the one Impossible dog getting eaten...
Posted by: Nova Local at June 12, 2024 08:36 AM (exHjb)

*tits grow*
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 12, 2024 08:37 AM (Zz0t1)

That may happen anyway, since he may quit competitive eating and all the work in the gym he puts in to do it (aka - some athletes, like offensive lineman, can thin out...and some balloon up)...it all comes with the middle age pouch...

Posted by: Nova Local at June 12, 2024 08:38 AM (exHjb)

256 Inflation report fiction out today says everything is great! Bidenomics is awesome! Do not worry, proles, these are official numbers and totally trustworthy.

Pending later revisions.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at June 12, 2024 08:38 AM (803A3)

"You're just too stupid to realize how great things are!!!"

- - - - - Brian Stelter, Sex Machine

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 12, 2024 08:39 AM (Zz0t1)

257 And, for impossible, it was a brilliant move. Taking the ultimate junk eating meat guy and now saying he's turned over a new leaf and is embracing a healthier lifestyle is the best marketing push they could have ever made for a bad product.

I doubt it works, but did I mention - bad product.
Posted by: Nova Local at June 12, 2024 08:32 AM (exHjb)

I don't like the flavor of hotdogs and have never been interesting in trying fake meat but, now that Joey Chestnut has signed with them... I don't like the flavor of hotdogs and have never been interesting in trying fake meat.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 12, 2024 08:39 AM (nR2nR)

258 I can imagine "impossible meat" as a defense in some rape trials.

Posted by: Miklos is not a lawyer in your state, province, or Autonomous Republic at June 12, 2024 08:39 AM (wWqRd)

259 If meat is so bad, why are soibois trying so hard to make plants taste like it?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 12, 2024 08:40 AM (Zz0t1)

260
Sandmaggots are infiltrating our southern border, and the government is inevitably going to import at least several hundred thousand of the world's worst sandmaggots from Gaza. Another Islamic terror attack on US soil is practically assured at some point pretty soon.

The NPCs have already publicly taken the position that the October 7 attacks, in all their barbarity, were justified, because sandmaggots are victims of oppression. Cultural Marxist dialectics say they can't be wrong about anything.

So, get ready... this is going to look a lot different this time around. When one of these mostly peaceful bloodthirsty religious fanatics bombs something - for instance, a parade in Chicago or something - get ready for the spectacle of thousands of American students in *that same city* marching around with Palestinian flags and screaming "Death to America!"

It's gonna be a real big change from the last time it happened.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 12, 2024 08:40 AM (0FoWg)

261 *I will wait for the commercial of him pounding 70 'impossible meat' hotdogs in 4 minutes...*

People still watch commercials? Why?

Posted by: Roku streamer at June 12, 2024 08:40 AM (IAPxu)

262 Dan Brown’s DaVinci Code nonsense is one of my pet peeves… in that book he portrays Opus Dei as a sinister murdering organization preventing the world from knowing the “truth” about Jesus. As it happens I have a good friend who is a lay leader in Opus Dei. Fantastic guy with high integrity bearing no resemblance whatsoever to the Dan Brown smear….

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 12, 2024 08:41 AM (xT8gx)

263
People still watch commercials? Why?
Posted by: Roku streamer at June 12, 2024 08:40 AM (IAPxu)

Because there is still free, untrackable, TV out there......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 12, 2024 08:41 AM (Zz0t1)

264 > Or, you know, Brave... pretty much straight out of the box.
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Yea, this.

Phone and tablet users can be at a disadvantage tho'. My experience with this site, and others, is wholly different on my phone than it is on my PC.

Even with Brave.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 12, 2024 08:41 AM (Q4IgG)

265 If meat is so bad, why are soibois trying so hard to make plants taste like it?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 12, 2024 08:40 AM (Zz0t1)
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Will no man rid me of this sponge!

Posted by: Klaus Schwab, retiree bugmeister at June 12, 2024 08:41 AM (803A3)

266 This website kills Brave on an iPad.

Freezes it.

Locks.it.up.
Posted by: Miklos is not the first to notice at June 12, 2024 08:35 AM (wWqRd)

Weird. I never have that happen to me. Admittedly, I rarely read the blog on my iPad but I have and it's worked.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 12, 2024 08:42 AM (nR2nR)

267 Or, you know, Brave... pretty much straight out of the box.
------
Yea, this.

Phone and tablet users can be at a disadvantage tho'. My experience with this site, and others, is wholly different on my phone than it is on my PC.

Even with Brave.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 12, 2024 08:41 AM (Q4IgG)

Or, you know, Opera, where I have no issues with any website whatsoever.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 12, 2024 08:42 AM (Zz0t1)

268 It's gonna be a real big change from the last time it happened.
____

I suspect the various latin american gangs, chinese military infiltrators, pakistani jihadists, haitian cannibals will fight it out for supremacy. Bets on who will win?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at June 12, 2024 08:42 AM (fs1hN)

269 ==================
Will no man rid me of this sponge!
Posted by: Klaus Schwab, retiree bugmeister at June 12, 2024 08:41 AM (803A3)

Bring it, douchenozzle......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 12, 2024 08:42 AM (Zz0t1)

270 As it happens I have a good friend who is a lay leader in Opus Dei. Fantastic guy with high integrity bearing no resemblance whatsoever to the Dan Brown smear….
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But is he an albino??

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 12, 2024 08:43 AM (ZdexC)

271 220 The most important news of the day:

Paddington in Peru trailer!

https://is.gd/7MMgCz
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin while riding the Wasteland with Mad Max at June 12, 2024 08:28 AM (GBKbO)

I have to say I was a bit disappointed - I wanted to see Paddington doing a line of blow off a Peruvian hooker's bum. And was thinking how great Paddington would look if he was holding an M-16 instead of that umbrella!
well that's why I don't make kids movies.

But Paddington: Cocaine Bear II would have been glorious!

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 12, 2024 08:43 AM (S6gqv)

272 I have to say I was a bit disappointed - I wanted to see Paddington doing a line of blow off a Peruvian hooker's bum. And was thinking how great Paddington would look if he was holding an M-16 instead of that umbrella!
well that's why I don't make kids movies.

But Paddington: Cocaine Bear II would have been glorious!
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 12, 2024 08:43 AM (S6gqv)

Well, then go watch Ted.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 12, 2024 08:43 AM (Zz0t1)

273 If meat is so bad, why are soibois trying so hard to make plants taste like it?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 12, 2024 08:40 AM (Zz0t1)
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That's a good point. No one ever spends time trying to make steak taste like Brussels sprouts...

And the people who *like* Brussels sprouts invariably add flavorings like garlic, olive oil, herbs, and bacon to make it taste better...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 12, 2024 08:43 AM (7fElN)

274 I am here, right now, on my ipad, using Brave…

Posted by: tubal at June 12, 2024 08:44 AM (PCK5/)

275 Or, you know, Opera, where I have no issues with any website whatsoever...
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Come into my shop
Let me cut your mop
Sooooo daintily!

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 12, 2024 08:44 AM (ZdexC)

276 *Because there is still free, untrackable, TV out there...*

If it costs you your time it's not free.

Posted by: Economics at June 12, 2024 08:44 AM (IAPxu)

277 I am here, right now, on my ipad, using Brave…
Posted by: tubal at June 12, 2024 08:44 AM (PCK5/)

HERETIC!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 12, 2024 08:44 AM (Zz0t1)

278 My cousin ate 2 veggie burgers at some picnic. He had the shits something fierce the entire next day.

Fuck that.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at June 12, 2024 08:45 AM (qZEuM)

279 And the people who *like* Brussels sprouts invariably add flavorings like garlic, olive oil, herbs, and bacon to make it taste better...
___

A little balsamic vinegar, and voila!

They are nice side dish to a nice thick cut grilled steak.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at June 12, 2024 08:45 AM (fs1hN)

280 Maybe all these military aged men pouring over the southern border… if there’s any organized plan it could be for them to sow some chaos with infrastructure and terror attacks in the days leading up to a Chinese invasion of Taiwan…. With chaos here the chances of us helping Taiwan diminish greatly

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 12, 2024 08:45 AM (xT8gx)

281
If it costs you your time it's not free.
Posted by: Economics at June 12, 2024 08:44 AM (IAPxu)

Not if I give it voluntarily......It's spare time I have, so I break even.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 12, 2024 08:45 AM (Zz0t1)

282 Brussel sprouts are the Devil's meal, with a side of okra.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 12, 2024 08:46 AM (Zz0t1)

283 Is good afternoons from nice beautiful village.

Grandfathers are now rest, grandmothers are now discuss many things, youngs are frolic.

Village market on Wednesdays and Saturdays.

Posted by: Official Novdu Informations at June 12, 2024 08:46 AM (wWqRd)

284 And the people who *like* Brussels sprouts invariably add flavorings like garlic, olive oil, herbs, and bacon to make it taste better...

In fairness, most people who like any food usually add flavorings ... to make it taste better.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 12, 2024 08:46 AM (nR2nR)

285 Brussels sprouts are good when baked to an extra crispy dark color and dipped in a balsamic glaze.

Posted by: Klaus Schwab, retiree bugmeister at June 12, 2024 08:46 AM (803A3)

286 That's a good point. No one ever spends time trying to make steak taste like Brussels sprouts...

And the people who *like* Brussels sprouts invariably add flavorings like garlic, olive oil, herbs, and bacon to make it taste better...

Meat always tastes better with smoke. Sometimes it needs a good rub of pepper, garlic, herbs and bacon with olive oil or mustard as a binder, but you can never go wrong with more smoke.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at June 12, 2024 08:46 AM (0Y1Ss)

287 My cousin ate 2 veggie burgers at some picnic. He had the shits something fierce the entire next day.

Fuck that.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at June 12, 2024 08:45 AM (qZEuM)
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Went to a DEI event a couple of weeks ago (free lunch! and puppies!) and the first round off the grill were the veggie dogs. Needless to say, I waited until the *second* round of all-beef hotdogs was done...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 12, 2024 08:46 AM (7fElN)

288 Laugh now, while you can
Posted by: Big Soy from Davos at June 12, 2024 08:27 AM (wWqRd)

That's should be "Laffa While you canna, Monkey Boy!!!"

Posted by: Professor Emilio Lizardo at June 12, 2024 08:46 AM (S6gqv)

289 Compare and contrast the ingredients of, say, beef to a "plant based beef product."

beef = beef

plant based beef = a whole lot of shit you would rather not eat.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 12, 2024 08:47 AM (Q4IgG)

290 Joe Biden and the left must know better than to deal with the devil known as Hamas
_______
Why would he? Biden is clearly satisfied with the contract he made with the devil.
Posted by: Eeyore at June 12, 2024 07:27 AM (1bNHn)

Oh, look! Here's the contract:

The Big Print:

I, Satan, agree to make you, Joe Biden, the most powerful man on Earth, the President of the United States of America.

The Small Print:

During which, you will be a senile, stumbling husk spending most of your days days staring at the wall, drooling, and shitting your pants.

No one will respect you, everyone will regard you as a failure, and a complete dickweed, even your own staff and members of your party.

Your Presidency will degrade, diminish, and destroy your country and all its norms. For which I heartily thank you.

You may be able to start World War III with nikes flying everywhere. Not sure yet. There are some other contracts I have running that may make that one hard to guarantee.

Your Party will wind up murdering you in a plane grash when both you and your VP are aboard to run AOC, hey! it's a contract, as Prezzy against Trump.

Signed.
Satan

Posted by: naturalfake at June 12, 2024 08:47 AM (eDfFs)

291 I am here, right now, on my ipad, using Brave…
Posted by: tubal

Tips and tricks, if you know any

Posted by: Miklos is not easily frustrated, but still at June 12, 2024 08:47 AM (wWqRd)

292 Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 12, 2024 08:45 AM (Zz0t1)

Hope your Lady is doing well. Prayers for you and JJ as well.

Posted by: dantesed at June 12, 2024 08:47 AM (Oy/m2)

293 Elaine and the sponges.

https://youtu.be/Sy7BotZqVy4

Posted by: Obligatory Seinfeld reference at June 12, 2024 08:48 AM (IAPxu)

294 The Bee:
Merrick Garland Threatens To Arrest Anyone Who Says His DOJ Is Corrupt https://buff.ly/45pgtnF

I thought they were satire?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at June 12, 2024 08:48 AM (fs1hN)

295 My favorite, tho, is Qwant… I like the word, Qwant.. Qwaaaant… funny name..

Posted by: tubal at June 12, 2024 08:48 AM (PCK5/)

296 Brussels sprouts are just wrong

Posted by: Don Black at June 12, 2024 08:48 AM (/7KEl)

297 But is he an albino??
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 12, 2024 08:43 AM (ZdexC)

Ha! And he does not wear some kind of device that has spikes digging into his flesh to inflict pain

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 12, 2024 08:48 AM (xT8gx)

298 Brussel sprouts are the Devil's meal, with a side of okra.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 12, 2024 08:46 AM (Zz0t1)

Years ago I saw a comedian who defined okra as "a slimy, green vegetable, indigenous to the southern United States, originally developed during the Civil War as a method of torturing Yankee prisoners".

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 12, 2024 08:49 AM (nR2nR)

299
Hope your Lady is doing well. Prayers for you and JJ as well.
Posted by: dantesed at June 12, 2024 08:47 AM (Oy/m2)

She's doing ok so far. Better than me, I will admit. Meeting with the surgeon next week, so balls start rolling after that.

Thank you for asking and for your prayers. We are humbled.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 12, 2024 08:49 AM (Zz0t1)

300 Years ago I saw a comedian who defined okra as "a slimy, green vegetable, indigenous to the southern United States, originally developed during the Civil War as a method of torturing Yankee prisoners".
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 12, 2024 08:49 AM (nR2nR)

Heh. It fits!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 12, 2024 08:50 AM (Zz0t1)

301 My cousin ate 2 veggie burgers at some picnic. He had the shits something fierce the entire next day.

I think you hit on the chief reason why certain people are all in on veggie burgers - the kink of having loose feces without the hassle of having sodomite friends giving At Home Enemas.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at June 12, 2024 08:50 AM (0Y1Ss)

302 Good morning Horde, and thank you JJ for the thread. Prayers for you and your successful treatment continue...

Posted by: Grateful at June 12, 2024 08:50 AM (IQ6Gq)

303 285 Brussels sprouts are good when baked to an extra crispy dark color and dipped in a balsamic glaze.
Posted by: Klaus Schwab, retiree bugmeister
____

Nope, not trusting anything you are trying to feed me.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at June 12, 2024 08:50 AM (fs1hN)

304 Brussels sprouts are good when baked to an extra crispy dark color and dipped in a balsamic glaze.
Posted by: Klaus Schwab, retiree bugmeister at June 12, 2024 08:46 AM (803A3)

Deep fried. Nothing but salt.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 12, 2024 08:51 AM (nR2nR)

305 3B's for Brussel Sprouts:

Balsamic vinegar
Bacon
Butter- a pat

Maybe some shallots or fresh garlic.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at June 12, 2024 08:51 AM (qZEuM)

306 Praying for you and wife Sponge

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 12, 2024 08:51 AM (xT8gx)

307
Deep fried. Nothing but salt.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 12, 2024 08:51 AM (nR2nR)

They're still shit.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 12, 2024 08:51 AM (Zz0t1)

308 Praying for you and wife Sponge
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 12, 2024 08:51 AM (xT8gx)

Thank you.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 12, 2024 08:51 AM (Zz0t1)

309 For Brave, in settings, I turned off the private browsing only option, and the block all cookies setting..

Posted by: tubal at June 12, 2024 08:51 AM (PCK5/)

310 282 Brussel sprouts are the Devil's meal, with a side of okra.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 12, 2024 08:46 AM (Zz0t1)

I like both and I haven't grown horns yet...

Posted by: It's me donna at June 12, 2024 08:52 AM (Akjoo)

311 295 My favorite, tho, is Qwant… I like the word, Qwant.. Qwaaaant… funny name..
Posted by: tubal at June 12, 2024 08:48 AM (PCK5/)

like Quasimodo said to Esmerelda; "I Qwant you, I Qneed you!"

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 12, 2024 08:52 AM (S6gqv)

312 if you have to doctor up some food that much to make it palatable, it's not food

IMO

Posted by: Don Black at June 12, 2024 08:52 AM (/7KEl)

313 Or, you know, Brave... pretty much straight out of the box.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic

This website kills Brave on an iPad.

Freezes it.

Locks.it.up.
Posted by: Miklos is not the first to notice at June 12, 2024 08:35 AM (wWqRd)

Oh no!. That's too bad.

Posted by: Android at June 12, 2024 08:52 AM (0eaVi)

314 Reading Julia Louis Dreyfuss demonstrates how vacuous the wealthy and celebs actually are. Essentially she says "maybe political correctness is good , maybe it's not" . Being born super rich and making lots of money on Seinfeld removes you from reality.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 12, 2024 08:53 AM (FTjSO)

315
I like both and I haven't grown horns yet...
Posted by: It's me donna at June 12, 2024 08:52 AM (Akjoo)

I didn't say eating them would turn you in to Satan, just that they're FROM HELL.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 12, 2024 08:53 AM (Zz0t1)

316 Oh, BTW, for those of you inclined toward prayer, one of my sisters just found out that she has joined the breast cancer brigade.

Any and all good words with the man upstairs would be appreciated. She was annoying as a child but she's still my sister.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 12, 2024 08:53 AM (nR2nR)

317
I, Satan, agree to make you, Joe Biden, the most powerful man on Earth, the President of the United States of America.

This reads like a plot line for a Brendan Fraser / Elizabeth Hurley "Bedazzled" mini series.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at June 12, 2024 08:53 AM (0Y1Ss)

318 Brussels sprouts, baked, covered in bacon and a heavy layer of cheese and chopped garlic, are not bad… can barely taste the sprouts.

Posted by: tubal at June 12, 2024 08:54 AM (PCK5/)

319 Oh, BTW, for those of you inclined toward prayer, one of my sisters just found out that she has joined the breast cancer brigade.

Any and all good words with the man upstairs would be appreciated. She was annoying as a child but she's still my sister.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 12, 2024 08:53 AM (nR2nR)

F*ck........

Prayers up.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 12, 2024 08:54 AM (Zz0t1)

320 FUN FACT

In Brussels they only eat Pommes Frites with mayonnaise

And seem to like it

Posted by: And Miklos..... WAS THERE at June 12, 2024 08:54 AM (wWqRd)

321 Here in Jersey, our Attorney General is considering taking away the liquor licenses from all of Trump's properties, cuz, 'convicted felon' and all

Posted by: McCool at June 12, 2024 08:54 AM (7itcx)

322 Everybody doctors up lettuce and cabbage with a million different things. Nobody just bites into a head lettuce unless he's a farm animal.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 12, 2024 08:55 AM (0FoWg)

323 The Mitsubishi Qwant was a feeble attempt to tap the small SUV market looking like a cross between the Suzuki Samurai and the Subaru Brat. Underpowered and plagued with numerous initial quality problems it was only for sale in the Australian market where it fared poorly in the harsh environmental conditions of the outback. Only a few thousand were produced.

Posted by: Car nerd at June 12, 2024 08:55 AM (IAPxu)

324 Pan fry bacon and brussel sprouts in a pan. Eat bacon. Dump sprouts in the trash.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 12, 2024 08:55 AM (Zz0t1)

325 I actually like okra seeds better than okra itself. They have a nice, nutty flavor. Too bad they're so damn small.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 12, 2024 08:55 AM (v6JzV)

326 Oh no!. That's too bad.
Posted by: Android

This is the droid you want.

Posted by: Bob's Boss from the NSA at June 12, 2024 08:55 AM (wWqRd)

327 Air fryer is the best thing that ever happened to brussel sprouts

Posted by: McCool at June 12, 2024 08:56 AM (7itcx)

328 In Brussels they only eat Pommes Frites with mayonnaise

And seem to like it
Posted by: And Miklos..... WAS THERE at June 12, 2024 08:54 AM (wWqRd)
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Honestly, it's not bad at all. Been there, done that.

Pommes Frites (unlike their sprouts) are a divine gift from God.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 12, 2024 08:56 AM (7fElN)

329 Here in Jersey, our Attorney General is considering taking away the liquor licenses from all of Trump's properties, cuz, 'convicted felon' and all
Posted by: McCool at June 12, 2024 08:54 AM (7itcx)

Felons can't drink alcohol?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 12, 2024 08:56 AM (Zz0t1)

330 In the old days at the wonderful and sadly departed The Source restaurant in LA on Sunset (where Woody Allen shot a scene from Annie Hall) the veggie burgers were actually delicious. This was long before they added synthetic proteins.

Posted by: Ordinary American at June 12, 2024 08:56 AM (GJUxD)

331 In Brussels they only eat Pommes Frites with mayonnaise

Posted by: And Miklos..... WAS THERE at June 12, 2024 08:54 AM (wWqRd)

The Brits eat chips with mayo sometimes...

I like it!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 12, 2024 08:56 AM (d9fT1)

332 280 Maybe all these military aged men pouring over the southern border… if there’s any organized plan it could be for them to sow some chaos with infrastructure and terror attacks in the days leading up to a Chinese invasion of Taiwan…. With chaos here the chances of us helping Taiwan diminish greatly
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Just because there's a photo of several [?] hundred Chinese men at the border, when no one gets out of China without the government's approval, all standing in the PLA's version of "at ease" doesn't mean they're current soldiers!

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 12, 2024 08:56 AM (ZdexC)

333
The Brits eat chips with mayo sometimes...

I like it!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 12, 2024 08:56 AM (d9fT1)

Chips are fries.

Crisps are chips.

The Brits are f*ckedup.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 12, 2024 08:57 AM (Zz0t1)

334 Summer squash is disgusting and makes Brussels sprouts seem like French fries by comparison.

My mom is a fantastic cook but there was one thing she made when I was growing up I just couldn’t stomach…. It was a stew with summer squash and cooked tomatoes. The texture was awful…. Kinda slimy like

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 12, 2024 08:57 AM (xT8gx)

335 Brussels sprouts >>> lima beans

I like most beans, but lima beans gag me with a spoon.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 12, 2024 08:57 AM (Q4IgG)

336 I will do some asparagus with Hollandaise this week.

Wish me luck.

Posted by: Miklos has not made a Hollandaise in at least ten years at June 12, 2024 08:58 AM (wWqRd)

337
I like most beans, but lima beans gag me with a spoon.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 12, 2024 08:57 AM (Q4IgG)

Barf out!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 12, 2024 08:58 AM (Zz0t1)

338 40 years from now, Sidney Sweeney will
Aged well?
Got used and hung out to dry?
Plastic surgery didn't help?

Posted by: Skip at June 12, 2024 08:58 AM (4SbJl)

339 In Brussels they only eat Pommes Frites with mayonnaise

Posted by: And Miklos..... WAS THERE at June 12, 2024 08:54 AM (wWqRd)

The Brits eat chips with mayo sometimes...

I like it!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 12, 2024 08:56 AM (d9fT1)
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Grocery stores have a hundred different sauces and dips. It's fun to try them out and experiment with flavor profiles for sandwiches, burgers, chips, chicken strips, French fries, etc.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 12, 2024 08:58 AM (7fElN)

340 In my prior work, I used both apple and microsoft computers… I found that they were, in fact, both computers, and performed their specific tasks well… they did not like to play with each other much, though… I suspect corporate butt- hurt.

Posted by: tubal at June 12, 2024 08:59 AM (PCK5/)

341 And he does not wear some kind of device that has spikes digging into his flesh to inflict pain.
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Well, we all do that so that's not a perfect indicator.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 12, 2024 08:59 AM (ZdexC)

342 Summer squash is disgusting and makes Brussels sprouts seem like French fries by comparison.

My mom is a fantastic cook but there was one thing she made when I was growing up I just couldn’t stomach…. It was a stew with summer squash and cooked tomatoes. The texture was awful…. Kinda slimy like
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 12, 2024 08:57 AM (xT8gx)

Saute, or very, very lightly steam.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 12, 2024 08:59 AM (nR2nR)

343 With terror threats sky-high and the border wide open, brace for another 9/11
-----

I was really upset over 9/11.

Posted by: ... at June 12, 2024 08:59 AM (BSL0A)

344 It's gonna be a real big change from the last time it happened.

When the Deep State climaxes with yet another 9-11 type of operation, the noise will be so loud that certain Men of Action will be able to safely accomplish making their signal with a much reduced risk of repercussion.

There was a blogger, some time ago, warned that Heritage Americans will put up with a lot, but there is some point where the switch gets flipped. Their ain't enough Fe'ral Government low lifes that will stop what happens when millions of armed Americans go out in the streets, look around, and have that Claire Wolfe moment.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at June 12, 2024 09:00 AM (0Y1Ss)

345 336 I will do some asparagus with Hollandaise this week.

Wish me luck.
Posted by: Miklos has not made a Hollandaise in at least ten years at June 12, 2024 08:58 AM (wWqRd)

I make blender Hollandaise... Quite good

Posted by: It's me donna at June 12, 2024 09:00 AM (Akjoo)

346 Microsoft developed it's own kernel.

Apple is a bastardized Linux kernel.

I'm not a fan of either one, but Microsoft makes me a living.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 12, 2024 09:00 AM (Zz0t1)

347
***
Chips are fries.

Crisps are chips.

The Brits are f*ckedup.
***

Is this about me?

Posted by: Biscuits at June 12, 2024 09:00 AM (IAPxu)

348 338 40 years from now, Sidney Sweeney will
Aged well?
Got used and hung out to dry?
Plastic surgery didn't help?
____

I hope she eschews plastic surgery and shows the world how a real woman ages, beautifully.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at June 12, 2024 09:00 AM (fs1hN)

349 As it happens I have a good friend who is a lay leader in Opus Dei. Fantastic guy with high integrity bearing no resemblance whatsoever to the Dan Brown smear….
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But is he an albino??
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 12, 2024 08:43 AM

An order of assassin monks sounds like a good reason to check out a church. "Weaponizing" the Rosary and all that.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at June 12, 2024 09:00 AM (fxCK2)

350 With terror threats sky-high and the border wide open, brace for another 9/11

-

I just hope it's a Santiago-style 9/11. That was the good 9/11. We could use that here.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 12, 2024 09:01 AM (0FoWg)

351 Lima beans are awesome.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 12, 2024 09:01 AM (v6JzV)

352 So, we have a wide open border, intentionally so because of the illegitimate junta that stole the 2020 election, the consequences of which have been an acceleration of the destabilization of our culture and society as well as the physical endangerment of the citizenry via thousands of hardened criminals allowed in amongst the over 8 million third world peasants who have flooded in since 2021 and continue to do so, unchecked and unvetted.
++++
This is a lie.

Posted by: Secretary Mayorkas at June 12, 2024 09:01 AM (d04cU)

353 I'm not a fan of either one, but Microsoft makes me a living.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 12, 2024 09:00 AM (Zz0t1)

Windows never bothered me until they decided that they needed to become an NSA spybot with a MacOS UI.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 12, 2024 09:01 AM (nR2nR)

354 Nancy French is a whitewashed tomb filled with other men's bones.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 12, 2024 09:01 AM (aD39U)

355
I was really upset over 9/11.

Posted by: ... at June 12, 2024 08:59 AM (BSL0A)

9/11 happened shortly after I was part of an investigation into a guy involved with child pornography in the company (a preacher in the town my brother and his family lived in).

That's about a 6 month span of my life I never want to live again.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 12, 2024 09:01 AM (Zz0t1)

356 341 And he does not wear some kind of device that has spikes digging into his flesh to inflict pain.
-------
Well, we all do that so that's not a perfect indicator.
____

Ever wear a tie?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at June 12, 2024 09:01 AM (fs1hN)

357 >>Don't they have tons of chemicals in them?

On the one hand, I wouldn't be surprised, on the other hand, "experts".

IIRC, they use dead cell lines, i.e. cancer cells?

Posted by: Lizzy at June 12, 2024 09:01 AM (cCVOS)

358 The ISIS-linked Tajikistani migrant, the Post reports, was wiretapped by the FBI and could be heard discussing bombs. The migrant was reportedly released into the U.S. interior after crossing the southern border and was given a 2025 court date to appear before a federal immigration judge.
++++
This is a misrepresentation.

Posted by: Secretary Mayorkas at June 12, 2024 09:02 AM (d04cU)

359 In other news:

Noam Chomsky Is in a Brazilian Hospital After a 'Massive Stroke'. The outspoken left-wing critic has been left with difficulty speaking and impairments on the right side of his body...

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 12, 2024 09:02 AM (ycI94)

360 I just hope it's a Santiago-style 9/11. That was the good 9/11. We could use that here.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

Many helicopter squadrons.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at June 12, 2024 09:02 AM (qZEuM)

361 It's gonna be a real big change from the last time it happened.

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Red state and rural America is going to shrug their shoulders and say,

"What did you expect was going to happen? You DID bring it on yourselves this time. You MADE it happen on purpose. Don't come crawling to us for help."

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 12, 2024 09:02 AM (7fElN)

362 Windows never bothered me until they decided that they needed to become an NSA spybot with a MacOS UI.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 12, 2024 09:01 AM (nR2nR)

I can agree with that.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 12, 2024 09:02 AM (Zz0t1)

363 346 Microsoft developed it's own kernel.

Apple is a bastardized Linux kernel.

I'm not a fan of either one, but Microsoft makes me a living.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 12, 2024 09:00 AM (Zz0t1)

Just a tool for me… like a hammer or a Sawzall..

Posted by: tubal at June 12, 2024 09:02 AM (PCK5/)

364 Chips are fries.

Crisps are chips.

The Brits are f*ckedup.
***

Is this about me?
Posted by: Biscuits at June 12, 2024 09:00 AM (IAPxu)

Nope.

Me.

Posted by: The Boot at June 12, 2024 09:02 AM (eDfFs)

365 Felons can't drink alcohol?
Posted by: Sponge

EXPUNGE ME

Posted by: Not very guilty Miklos at June 12, 2024 09:02 AM (wWqRd)

366 Noam Chomsky Is in a Brazilian Hospital After a 'Massive Stroke'. The outspoken left-wing critic has been left with difficulty speaking and impairments on the right side of his body...
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 12, 2024 09:02 AM (ycI94)

Get that man a booster.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 12, 2024 09:02 AM (Zz0t1)

367 I hope they don't attack another big city.

Posted by: ... at June 12, 2024 09:03 AM (BSL0A)

368 Similarly, last October, a migrant wanted for terrorism in his native Senegal was released into the U.S. interior and later arrested by ICE agents just one block from New York City’s One World Trade Center.
++++
Where is the complaint here? ICE did its job and protected America by enforcing immigration law.

This was a success, and belies the hysterical accusations leveled against my department. I am tired of being libeled.

Posted by: Secretary Mayorkas at June 12, 2024 09:03 AM (d04cU)

369 Noam Chomsky Is in a Brazilian Hospital After a 'Massive Stroke'. The outspoken left-wing critic has been left with difficulty speaking and impairments on the right side of his body...
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 12, 2024 09:02 AM (ycI94)

Good.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at June 12, 2024 09:03 AM (qZEuM)

370 @359 Noam Chomsky has always impairments on his right side. I doubt the stroke would change that.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 12, 2024 09:03 AM (FTjSO)

371 ____

I hope she eschews plastic surgery and shows the world how a real woman ages, beautifully.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at June 12, 2024 09:00 AM (fs1hN)

THIS!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 12, 2024 09:03 AM (Zz0t1)

372 It's gonna be a real big change from the last time it happened.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

You mean, when the libs actually pretended to be patriotic Americans for, what, like three minutes?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 12, 2024 09:03 AM (v6JzV)

373 Julienned Brussel sprouts and carrots stir fried with beef, Asian Style placed on a bed of Udon Noodles is sublime.

Also, all vegetables are good, except for Malanga, that sh*t tastes like garbage no matter how you prepare it.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 12, 2024 09:04 AM (XV/Pl)

374 Just a tool for me… like a hammer or a Sawzall..
____

If I had a Sawzall,
I'd Sawzall in the morning......

Posted by: Peter Paul and Mary at June 12, 2024 09:04 AM (fs1hN)

375 369 Noam Chomsky Is in a Brazilian Hospital After a 'Massive Stroke'. The outspoken left-wing critic has been left with difficulty speaking and impairments on the right side of his body...
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 12, 2024 09:02 AM (ycI94)

Good.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at June 12, 2024 09:03 AM (qZEuM)

The difficulty speaking part is good

Posted by: It's me donna at June 12, 2024 09:04 AM (Akjoo)

376 There are basically two "types" of terrorists (not criminals) who've been let loose in the country;
- Middle Eastern with murder on the brain
- Chinese with a plan

Neither bodes well for us in both the short term or long.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 12, 2024 09:04 AM (Q4IgG)

377 Me.
Posted by: The Boot

Nice bonnet

Posted by: Sir Miklos de Miklos-Miklos, Third baronet at June 12, 2024 09:04 AM (wWqRd)

378 Trump-Backed Nancy Mace, Austin Theriault Win Congressional Primaries in South Carolina, Maine

--

He supposedly backed my rep William Timmons in SC over Adam Morgan, the young man who went viral on the State House floor saying that his only goal is to do what the voters tell him to do (vs. being beholden to special interests). Timmons won 51-48. Morgan made a good showing.

Posted by: Lady in Black at June 12, 2024 09:04 AM (mupln)

379 Good Morning People. I'm about to go find a pole for my Trump 2024 flag, then drive downtown and march on the sidewalk in front of the local demonrat party hq.

See what happens...

Posted by: Outside of Life at June 12, 2024 09:04 AM (89Sog)

380 Underpowered and plagued with numerous initial quality problems it was only for sale in the Australian market where it fared poorly in the harsh environmental conditions of the outback. Only a few thousand were produced.

Which was the whole point and purpose of the design, it was a self-propelled red-neck shooting range target. It was supposed to be durable enough to leave the shipyard docks and make it to an outback to be positioned as an ad hoc free-fire weapons range target.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at June 12, 2024 09:04 AM (0Y1Ss)

381 IIRC, they use dead cell lines, i.e. cancer cells?
Posted by: Lizzy at June 12, 2024 09:01 AM (cCVOS)

That's the new vat-grown "cruelty free" meat. Plant based meat is beans crushed together with a fuckton of chemicals.

I'm not planning on trusting either.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 12, 2024 09:04 AM (nR2nR)

382 I hope they don't attack another big city.
Posted by: ... at June 12, 2024 09:03 AM (BSL0A)

Yeah, that would be bad. On the other hand, this is good coffee.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 12, 2024 09:04 AM (aD39U)

383 Noam Chomsky Is in a Brazilian Hospital After a 'Massive Stroke'. The outspoken left-wing critic has been left with difficulty speaking and impairments on the right side of his body...

I thought he was already dead.

More coffee...

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 12, 2024 09:04 AM (XRpj3)

384 Ocasio-Cortez added, “It is structurally, completely unsustainable. So, it is not a question of if Congress has jurisdiction and power over the Supreme Court. It is what power are we going to exercise in order to reign in a fundamentally unaccountable and rogue court?
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You have control of the budget, Alex. Every expression of government power requires money, and money originates with your chamber.

Have you considered using the budget as a political tool? Probably not. You're too stupid to understand, and the rest of your house is too corrupt to consider it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 12, 2024 09:05 AM (d04cU)

385
I have six small planters growing 'bush' lima beans. As a young teenager I spent many a day at my Grandparents house picking lima beans and plucking them apart. All those hours of work for a big ol' bowl full of beans.

Lima beans = protein. When the SHTF gonna need that.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at June 12, 2024 09:05 AM (RKVpM)

386 Is this about me?
Posted by: Biscuits
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At least Archie Bunker knew who I am!

Posted by: Boot at June 12, 2024 09:05 AM (ZdexC)

387 The selling of Massachusetts babies doesn't surprise me. In my family, there's a cousin whose wife financed the debt-payment on their property by being a surrogate for a Chinese couple. Not kidding. The parents basically bought their son an American birth certificate.

If they had just waited a few years, they could have crossed the border themselves.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at June 12, 2024 09:05 AM (fxCK2)

388 tMe.
Posted by: The Boot

Nice bonnet
Posted by: Sir Miklos de Miklos-Miklos, Third baronet at June 12, 2024 09:04 AM (wWqRd)

So many parts of a car they give stupid names.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 12, 2024 09:05 AM (Zz0t1)

389 WSJ: Inflation Eased to 3.3% in May, Slightly Lower Than Expected
Core prices that exclude volatile food and energy items climbed 3.4% from a year earlier

https://tinyurl.com/27k6fktn

Posted by: McCool at June 12, 2024 09:06 AM (7itcx)

390 384 Ocasio-Cortez added, “It is structurally, completely unsustainable. So, it is not a question of if Congress has jurisdiction and power over the Supreme Court. It is what power are we going to exercise in order to reign in a fundamentally unaccountable and rogue court..

Sandy... They're supposed to be 3 separate branches of Government ... SEPARATE

Posted by: It's me donna at June 12, 2024 09:06 AM (Akjoo)

391 Have you considered using the budget as a political tool? Probably not. You're too stupid to understand, and the rest of your house is too corrupt to consider it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 12, 2024 09:05 AM (d04cU)

There hasn't been an actual budget since before she could even drive.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 12, 2024 09:06 AM (VoAdT)

392 I hope they don't attack another big city.
Posted by: ... at June 12, 2024 09:03 AM (BSL0A)

Yeah, that would be bad. On the other hand, this is good coffee.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 12, 2024 09:04 AM (aD39U)

Speaking of which I've never asked how you take your coffee.

Posted by: ... at June 12, 2024 09:06 AM (BSL0A)

393 Girls got some major league bazoombas, and the good kind, they're not floppers or saggies, pert and taught, like a tiger.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 12, 2024 08:03 AM (XV/Pl)

Lots of nice images of her on line. So I've been told. Especially if your Safe Search is accidently turned off. Or so I've been told.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy now with twice the crazy at June 12, 2024 09:06 AM (iODuv)

394 The Brazilian should suggest Noam seek treatment on Snake Island. Guaranteed cure

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 12, 2024 09:06 AM (FTjSO)

395 WSJ: Inflation Eased to 3.3% in May, Slightly Lower Than Expected
Core prices that exclude volatile food and energy items climbed 3.4% from a year earlier

Everything that guy just said is bullshit.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 12, 2024 09:07 AM (Zz0t1)

396 Core prices that exclude volatile food and energy items

This always kills me.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 12, 2024 09:07 AM (aD39U)

397 Speaking of which I've never asked how you take your coffee.
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Orally?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at June 12, 2024 09:07 AM (fs1hN)

398 Back in the day the left claimed the justice system was just a tool of the oppressors running the government.

And...as they took control of the government that's exactly what they created...

Posted by: 18-1 at June 12, 2024 09:07 AM (ibTVg)

399
When you peer under the bonnet keep an eye out for lorries.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at June 12, 2024 09:07 AM (RKVpM)

400 Sandy... They're supposed to be 3 separate branches of Government ... SEPARATE
Posted by: It's me donna at June 12, 2024 09:06 AM (Akjoo)

She's a communist, so.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 12, 2024 09:07 AM (Zz0t1)

401 Speaking of which I've never asked how you take your coffee.
Posted by: ... at June 12, 2024 09:06 AM (BSL0A)

Strong and black as my heart.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 12, 2024 09:07 AM (aD39U)

402 In America, cars have hoods

in the UK it's a bonnet

Posted by: Don Black at June 12, 2024 09:07 AM (/7KEl)

403 in the UK it's a bonnet
Posted by: Don Black at June 12, 2024 09:07 AM (/7KE

And the trunk is a boot

Posted by: It's me donna at June 12, 2024 09:08 AM (Akjoo)

404 Girls got some major league bazoombas, and the good kind, they're not floppers or saggies, pert and taught, like a tiger.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 12, 2024 08:03 AM (XV/Pl)

She's still young. That will change.

And that's OK.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 12, 2024 09:08 AM (Zz0t1)

405 WSJ: Inflation Eased to 3.3% in May, Slightly Lower Than Expected
Core prices that exclude volatile food and energy items climbed 3.4% from a year earlier

So inflation is down-ish if you ignore the things people actually buy on a regular basis and only consider the things they don't.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 12, 2024 09:08 AM (ibTVg)

406 Good Morning People. I'm about to go find a pole for my Trump 2024 flag, then drive downtown and march on the sidewalk in front of the local demonrat party hq.

See what happens...

[ Poking around a mound of racoon scat with a stick to divine your future from the movement of maggots ]

I see them performing an abortion within the DNC HQ and the Fe'ral hit squads immediately arresting you for a FACE violation where you will be raped, beaten, tortured and thrown into a J6 political prisoner cell adjacent to elderly and ill women imprisoned for similar high crimes.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at June 12, 2024 09:08 AM (0Y1Ss)

407 Will no man rid me of this sponge!
Posted by: Klaus Schwab, retiree bugmeister at June 12, 2024 08:41 AM (803A3)

Bring it, douchenozzle......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 12, 2024 08:42 AM (Zz0t1)

Consider it brought!

Posted by: Klaus Schwab's douchnozzle brother at June 12, 2024 09:08 AM (iODuv)

408 Core prices that exclude volatile food and energy items

This always kills me.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 12, 2024 09:07 AM (aD39U)
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"Core prices" that exclude the *actual* core commodities necessary for survival...

One of the most bizarre accounting tricks I've ever seen. That's how desperate they are to hide the truth.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 12, 2024 09:09 AM (7fElN)

409 For reasons, I think a Carolina Minor-MoMe is possible.

Posted by: Miklos tried, failed, now someone else can try at June 12, 2024 09:09 AM (wWqRd)

410 Horde mind, old assless chaps.

Old Arthur "Two Sheds" Jackson, RAF, had his ass shot off by a some Fucker.

Posted by: Boot at June 12, 2024 09:09 AM (ZdexC)

411 Watching the latest Planet Earth - now animal programs are pure propaganda pieces - I see the Left are going after those who use land to grow feed for cattle and chickens, etc.

They show a porcupine being displaced. And cry fake tears about how the land is being cleared to feed dumbass cattle for apparently no good reason.

They really do plan to have us eating insects.

Posted by: ... at June 12, 2024 09:09 AM (BSL0A)

412 I don't always "boof" my coffee but when I do I use Maxwell House

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 12, 2024 09:09 AM (FTjSO)

413 Thank you J.J. and continued prayers.

You are a national treasure.

Posted by: Reforger at June 12, 2024 09:09 AM (xcIvR)

414 in the UK it's a bonnet
Posted by: Don Black at June 12, 2024 09:07 AM (/7KE

And the trunk is a boot
Posted by: It's me donna at June 12, 2024 09:08 AM (Akjoo)

Upstairs, slowpokes.

Posted by: The Boot at June 12, 2024 09:09 AM (eDfFs)

415 Trump isn't expunge-worthy!

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 12, 2024 09:09 AM (ZdexC)

416 Hunter Thompson. Hunter Biden. Drug addled idiots that liked fucking around with guns.

Posted by: bill in arkansas

Thompson was at least self sufficient.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at June 12, 2024 09:09 AM (FxH7T)

417 Good Morning People. I'm about to go find a pole for my Trump 2024 flag, then drive downtown and march on the sidewalk in front of the local demonrat party hq.

See what happens...
Posted by: Outside of Life at June 12, 2024 09:04 AM (89Sog)
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Do we need to set up an AoSHQ Bail Fund? Or does that already exist?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 12, 2024 09:10 AM (7fElN)

418 You DICK!!!!
Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at June 12, 2024 08:21 AM (Zz0t1)

HEY!!!

Posted by: Mr. Hand at June 12, 2024 09:10 AM (iODuv)

419 They really do plan to have us eating insects.
Posted by: ... at June 12, 2024 09:09 AM (BSL0A)

Or each other.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 12, 2024 09:10 AM (aD39U)

420 "A New York City travel warning for Jews"

That hit hard. We have seen this movie before. I did not end as well as we thought it did at the time.

Thank you for the Morning Report, J.J. T'was a doozy.

Posted by: creeper at June 12, 2024 09:10 AM (M6moH)

421 Get that man a booster.
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And put him on a ventilator.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 12, 2024 09:10 AM (ZdexC)

422 Good Morning People. I'm about to go find a pole for my Trump 2024 flag, then drive downtown and march on the sidewalk in front of the local demonrat party hq.

MA arrested some people that protested outside of the governor's house. See they were blocking the street so they had to be arrested.

Unlike every BLM protest in MA where of course you can't arrest people for blocking a road because they have a right to protest

Posted by: 18-1 at June 12, 2024 09:10 AM (ibTVg)

423 Okra is a most productive plant. Slimey when boiled and nasty. Great when breaded and fried. Good in small quantities in gumbo. And 5 plants will supply all a family could want.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 12, 2024 09:11 AM (pohLc)

424 @359 Noam Chomsky has always impairments on his right side. I doubt the stroke would change that.
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Rimshot!

Golf clap.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 12, 2024 09:11 AM (ZdexC)

425 Or each other.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 12, 2024 09:10 AM (aD39U)

Way ahead of you.

Posted by: Pete Booty at June 12, 2024 09:11 AM (BSL0A)

426 Harvard Student Facing Criminal Charges for Accosting Israeli Classmate Lands Job in DC Public Defender's Office

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Criminals helping criminals.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at June 12, 2024 09:11 AM (L/fGl)

427 You are a national treasure.
Posted by: Reforger

A natural treasure.

Posted by: Miklos who good uns and the bad uns at June 12, 2024 09:12 AM (wWqRd)

428 278 My cousin ate 2 veggie burgers at some picnic. He had the shits something fierce the entire next day.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at June 12, 2024 08:45 AM (qZEuM)
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So cheaper than that new drug to prevent constipation to opioid users.

Posted by: Ciampino - no striking by the butthole at June 12, 2024 09:12 AM (qfLjt)

429 Core prices that exclude volatile food and energy items

This always kills me.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 12, 2024 09:07 AM (aD39U)
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"Core prices" that exclude the *actual* core commodities necessary for survival...

One of the most bizarre accounting tricks I've ever seen. That's how desperate they are to hide the truth.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 12, 2024 09:09 AM (7fElN)

It's been that way for a while, IIRC(maybe not) the Dims changed it to exclude food and fuel during Obama's Reign of Error.

You know, for accuracy's sake.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 12, 2024 09:12 AM (eDfFs)

430 Okra is a most productive plant. Slimey when boiled and nasty. Great when breaded and fried. Good in small quantities in gumbo. And 5 plants will supply all a family could want.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 12, 2024 09:11 AM (pohLc)

Even when fried, the slime coats your mouth.....the slime ruins gumbo......Okra should be considered a weed and monsantoed......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 12, 2024 09:12 AM (Zz0t1)

431 349 Jack Chick advertised a professional global conspiracy. So I figured, why not join the winning team?

20 years later, have I received my Jesuit secret decoder ring? NOOO!

Posted by: callsign claymore at June 12, 2024 09:12 AM (JcnCJ)

432 When a Brit says they're going to "suck on a fag" certain people get all excited until they find out the fella said they were gonna have a cigarette.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 12, 2024 09:13 AM (nR2nR)

433 You have control of the budget, Alex. Every expression of government power requires money, and money originates with your chamber.

I disagree with that statement. As a thought experiment, consider what happens if any department, agency or federally funded agency decides to cut checks or make wire transfers way outside of their budget. What bank will not cash a federal check or accept a wire transfer?

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at June 12, 2024 09:13 AM (0Y1Ss)

434 370 @359 Noam Chomsky has always impairments on his right side. I doubt the stroke would change that.
Posted by: Smell the Glove

That's why I made sure to add that line from the article...Babylon Bee-esque.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 12, 2024 09:13 AM (ycI94)

435 When a Brit says they're going to "suck on a fag" certain people get all excited until they find out the fella said they were gonna have a cigarette.

Buzzkill

Posted by: Pete at June 12, 2024 09:13 AM (ibTVg)

436 *And the trunk is a boot*

How deflating.

Posted by: The tyres at June 12, 2024 09:13 AM (IAPxu)

437 Coffee beans taste good coming or going.

Posted by: Civet Cat at June 12, 2024 09:13 AM (V5BDR)

438 When a Brit says they're going to "suck on a fag" certain people get all excited until they find out the fella said they were gonna have a cigarette.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 12, 2024 09:13 AM (nR2nR)

First time I was in London for meetings, during a break, a brit said "I'mma go outside and burn a fag...."

"Wait.....you can do that here??!!?"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 12, 2024 09:13 AM (Zz0t1)

439 433 I disagree with that statement. As a thought experiment, consider what happens if any department, agency or federally funded agency decides to cut checks or make wire transfers way outside of their budget. What bank will not cash a federal check or accept a wire transfer?
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at June 12, 2024 09:13 AM (0Y1Ss)

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Then we can dispense with the fiction that we have a say in how our government operates.

It will be a clarifying moment, and a necessary one.

Let it happen.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin while riding the Wasteland with Mad Max at June 12, 2024 09:14 AM (GBKbO)

440 I always laugh when some neighbor says “ I planted 12 zucchini plants.. they’re doing great!!

Posted by: tubal at June 12, 2024 09:14 AM (PCK5/)

441 I disagree with that statement. As a thought experiment, consider what happens if any department, agency or federally funded agency decides to cut checks or make wire transfers way outside of their budget. What bank will not cash a federal check or accept a wire transfer?
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at June 12, 2024 09:13 AM (0Y1Ss)
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And the agency will then use that extra expenditure to justify an increase in next year's "budget."

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 12, 2024 09:14 AM (7fElN)

442 Call me a heretic, but I think Sydney Sweeney's got a strange face.

Plenty of other busty gals out there who have prettier faces.

I am unimpressed with her generally.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 12, 2024 09:14 AM (v6JzV)

443 Okra is a most productive plant. Slimey when boiled and nasty. Great when breaded and fried. Good in small quantities in gumbo. And 5 plants will supply all a family could want.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 12, 2024 09:11 AM (pohLc)

My family could do with 5 fewer than that.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 12, 2024 09:14 AM (nR2nR)

444 Pakistani man tries to start a gay club… and immediately finds himself committed to the loony bin

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Sounds like those Islamopsychiatrists have a point.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at June 12, 2024 09:15 AM (L/fGl)

445 MA arrested some people that protested outside of the governor's house. See they were blocking the street so they had to be arrested.

Unlike every BLM protest in MA where of course you can't arrest people for blocking a road because they have a right to protest

The protestors should have burned down a few buildings or killed someone to make their protest legitimate and protected against any interference.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at June 12, 2024 09:15 AM (0Y1Ss)

446 I am unimpressed with her generally.

Bye bye

Posted by: Your man card at June 12, 2024 09:15 AM (ibTVg)

447 Okra was imported from West Africa as a slave food, yes??

Posted by: tubal at June 12, 2024 09:15 AM (PCK5/)

448 ... In any other circumstance, if a woman accepts money in exchange for handing over her parental claim on her child, she has engaged in baby-selling. Under this bill, she can do exactly that if she has secured a valid surrogacy contract, even if she makes the arrangement with the purchasing parents after she has become pregnant, providing the contract is validated before the child is born.
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Babies don't just show up the womb. They have to be created, and that creation involves sperm and therefore a man must be involved in the process. I assume he will have no rights in this transaction.

If a woman gets knocked up and sells the baby off, is she even required to tell the father that he has a kid? Does he get a cut of the contract? Is he shielded from liability down the line? If the purchaser of one of these slave-babies doesn't have nefarious intent and actually want to raise the child, can the purchaser go after child support? Who knows. My guess is "no" to all.

Children are property to be born, killed, bought or sold - and women own them exclusively. How humanizing and fair and just. Ain't law grand?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 12, 2024 09:15 AM (d04cU)

449 Pakistani man tries to start a gay club… and immediately finds himself committed to the loony bin

Better that than thrown off the top of the building the club was to be in.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 12, 2024 09:15 AM (Zz0t1)

450 Noam Chomsky. That old lying leftist fossil. He was at the center of both my early enthusiasm for the Left and my rejection of it. I remember waiting in the cold outside the Brattle Theater for hours to hear him speak. Then I remember reading David Horowitz's "The Anti-Chomsky Reader" to be opened up to his nasty deceits and word games. But even in my early interest I remember feeling an unease with him, with his exhaustively convoluted indictments of America. Meanwhile, he got rich off his lies and hatred for America and capitalism.

Posted by: Ordinary American at June 12, 2024 09:15 AM (GJUxD)

451 DATA: Majority Want ALL Illegals DEPORTED!

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And the Donks they rode in on.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at June 12, 2024 09:16 AM (L/fGl)

452 Question for Teh Horde...

Is anyone else who is unjabbed beginning to feel survivor's guilt?

Posted by: creeper at June 12, 2024 09:16 AM (M6moH)

453 20 years later, have I received my Jesuit secret decoder ring? NOOO!

Posted by: callsign claymore at June 12, 2024 09:12 AM (JcnCJ)

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That looked suspiciously like a "NOOD."

Posted by: ShainS -- Make Mean Tweets Great Again! at June 12, 2024 09:17 AM (NGa9E)

454 Trump in poll free fall post felony conviction. America has rejected fascism.

Posted by: Troll at June 12, 2024 09:17 AM (jBkIv)

455 Even when fried, the slime coats your mouth.....the slime ruins gumbo......Okra should be considered a weed and monsantoed......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck

I'll have the okra, and put the gluten on the side. Sponge will have a half-caf frappucino with sprinkles while he peruses the QR codes on the menu.

Here, eat this fried liver, you are most welcome.

Posted by: Miklos enjoys the whole Restaurant Experience at June 12, 2024 09:17 AM (wWqRd)

456 Question for Teh Horde...

Is anyone else who is unjabbed beginning to feel survivor's guilt?
Posted by: creeper at June 12, 2024 09:16 AM (M6moH)

NOPE!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 12, 2024 09:17 AM (Zz0t1)

457 Nancy French is a whitewashed tomb filled with other men's bones.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 12, 2024 09:01 AM (aD39U)

I initially read that as Nancy Mace

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 12, 2024 09:17 AM (xT8gx)

458 Call me a heretic, but I think Sydney Sweeney's got a strange face.

Plenty of other busty gals out there who have prettier faces.

I am unimpressed with her generally.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 12, 2024 09:14 AM (v6JzV)

She is reasonably attractive and has, to my knowledge, refrained from espousing deviant societal ideas. For a Hollywood starlet, she's massively impressive.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 12, 2024 09:18 AM (nR2nR)

459 Is anyone else who is unjabbed beginning to feel survivor's guilt?
Posted by: creeper at June 12, 2024 09:16 AM (M6moH)

Nope.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 12, 2024 09:18 AM (pohLc)

460 403 in the UK it's a bonnet
Posted by: Don Black at June 12, 2024 09:07 AM (/7KE

And the trunk is a boot

Posted by: It's me donna at June 12, 2024 09:08 AM (Akjoo)
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Also cubby-hole / glove compartment

Posted by: Ciampino - no striking by the arse at June 12, 2024 09:18 AM (qfLjt)

461 Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 12, 2024 09:14 AM (v6JzV)

She does have an odd face but she's one of those rare birds that has to be appreciated in motion.

Posted by: ... at June 12, 2024 09:18 AM (BSL0A)

462 452 Question for Teh Horde...

Is anyone else who is unjabbed beginning to feel survivor's guilt?
Posted by: creeper at June 12, 2024 09:16 AM (M6moH)

No, not really… the wife and I just did not think t a good idea… we took a fair amount of shit over our decision… that affects our attitude..

Posted by: tubal at June 12, 2024 09:18 AM (PCK5/)

463 Is anyone else who is unjabbed beginning to feel survivor's guilt?

The clot shot took two of my friends. The emotion I feel any time I think of it is rage.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 12, 2024 09:18 AM (ibTVg)

464 PCA did the best they could about the French situation after people learned he was going to be presenting at the general assembly. But I really wonder how French was able to get involved in the first place. Surely someone knew about him? But the explanation was they didn't know about French's divisiveness and hatred for Christians until church members brought it to their attention.

Posted by: Emmie at June 12, 2024 09:18 AM (Sf2cq)

465 458 She is reasonably attractive and has, to my knowledge, refrained from espousing deviant societal ideas. For a Hollywood starlet, she's massively impressive.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 12, 2024 09:18 AM (nR2nR)

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I seem to recall some small kerfuffle around some family member wearing a MAGA hat and she apologized for it, or something.

It's mostly been forgotten by everyone.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin while riding the Wasteland with Mad Max at June 12, 2024 09:19 AM (GBKbO)

466 20 years later, have I received my Jesuit secret decoder ring? NOOO!
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be sure to drink your Papal wine

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 12, 2024 09:19 AM (ZdexC)

467 I'll have the okra, and put the gluten on the side. Sponge will have a half-caf frappucino with sprinkles while he peruses the QR codes on the menu.

Here, eat this fried liver, you are most welcome.
Posted by: Miklos enjoys the whole Restaurant Experience at June 12, 2024 09:17 AM (wWqRd)

Coffee, black. Ribeye, medium rare, grilled or smoked with apple wood after a light bath in worcestershire.

Okra in the trash.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 12, 2024 09:19 AM (Zz0t1)

468 Speaking of which I've never asked how you take your coffee.
Posted by: ... at June 12, 2024 09:06 AM (BSL0A)

Like me. Cold and bitter.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 12, 2024 09:19 AM (Q0kLU)

469 Do we need to set up an AoSHQ Bail Fund? Or does that already exist?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 12, 2024 09:10 AM (7fElN)

I got bail money. Thanks for the offer.

Posted by: Outside of Life at June 12, 2024 09:19 AM (89Sog)

470 "Core prices" that exclude the *actual* core commodities necessary for survival...

One of the most bizarre accounting tricks I've ever seen. That's how desperate they are to hide the truth.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 12, 2024 09:09 AM (7fElN)
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Sort of. There is an actual rational reason for it: volatility. If you're measuring broad price moves, segregating items that move around a lot makes for a more useful long-term data set on the general price level. Oil and food move very rapidly and often very widely in price, up and down, all the time. Its wild swings can mask the underlying trend.

The idea of "Core CPI" is to measure the *broad* and nominally stabler general price trend, and it's decent at doing that (accounting for other chicanery). It is not good at all at reflecting the reality of people who live in the economy. That's why they calculate both. They serve different purposes.

The deception is in making "Core CPI" the headline number that is spun as nominally reflective of what people in the economy experience.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 12, 2024 09:19 AM (d04cU)

471 Now you know why all the polling was suspiciously showing Trump ahead. He *is* ahead but it was always an op.

Posted by: ... at June 12, 2024 09:19 AM (BSL0A)

472 Nothing is more secksie that a confident, surgically unaltered 50+ year old woman

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at June 12, 2024 09:19 AM (ZV+pB)

473 454 Trump in poll free fall post felony conviction. America has rejected fascism.
Posted by: Troll

Cool story. Is there actual evidence that suddenly came out, or is this a "trust me, bro" kinda thing?

Posted by: Moron Analyst at June 12, 2024 09:20 AM (ycI94)

474
Call me a heretic, but I think Sydney Sweeney's got a strange face.

Her eye placement is less then symmetrical.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at June 12, 2024 09:20 AM (RKVpM)

475 If a woman gets knocked up and sells the baby off, is she even required to tell the father that he has a kid? Does he get a cut of the contract? Is he shielded from liability down the line? If the purchaser of one of these slave-babies doesn't have nefarious intent and actually want to raise the child, can the purchaser go after child support? Who knows. My guess is "no" to all.

At a guess... no, no, no, and yes to the last one - as least insofar as dinging the father is concerned.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 12, 2024 09:20 AM (nR2nR)

476 The last few months have so radicalized Normie Conservative that even John Hinderaker, middle-of-the-line Party Establishment Dartmouth Grad Conservative Lawyer of Powerline, is talking about 'disunion'. Can't quite type 'National Divorce', but getting closer.

https://shorturl.at/E7zpY

Posted by: Candidus at June 12, 2024 09:20 AM (UryL6)

477 Creeper, not the least little bit

Posted by: Ben HaduButker made the speech at a CATHOLIC at June 12, 2024 09:20 AM (7iAr4)

478 The World to the "Palestinians:

"Do you want to live?"

Palestinians:

"Death to the Jews!!!"

Posted by: pawn at June 12, 2024 09:20 AM (QB+5g)

479 459 Is anyone else who is unjabbed beginning to feel survivor's guilt?
Posted by: creeper at June 12, 2024 09:16 AM (M6moH)

Nope.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 12, 2024 09:18 AM (pohLc)
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Nope.
Just mad and concerned because my Sister BiL are in the UK and got the jab.

Posted by: Ciampino - Both are 29 at June 12, 2024 09:20 AM (qfLjt)

480 Is it wrong for me to pray the Noam Chomsky had a Fetterman type recovery?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 12, 2024 09:21 AM (a1415)

481 But do you have your magic underwear?

Posted by: Welcome to Utah at June 12, 2024 09:21 AM (IAPxu)

482 479
my Sister and BiL

Posted by: Ciampino - Both are 29 ... at June 12, 2024 09:21 AM (qfLjt)

483 Three cheers for JJS and the Morning Report!

Posted by: Brush With Greatness at June 12, 2024 09:22 AM (V5BDR)

484 Is it wrong for me to pray the Noam Chomsky had a Fetterman type recovery?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 12, 2024 09:21 AM (a1415)
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Is he expected to grow a lump that's smarter than he is?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 12, 2024 09:22 AM (7fElN)

485 IWhite House 'Equity' Requirements Holding Back EV Charging Station Construction, Internal Docs Show

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And I thought DEI was useless!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at June 12, 2024 09:22 AM (L/fGl)

486 While you've a lucifer to light your fag.
Smile, boys, that's the style.
What's the use of worrying?
It never was worthwhile.
So pack up your troubles in your old kit-bag.
And smile, smile, smile.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 12, 2024 09:22 AM (ZdexC)

487 She does have an odd face but she's one of those rare birds that has to be appreciated in motion.
Posted by: ...

Well, to be fair, I have never seen anything that she's been in, only online image searches. So I'm willing to change my opinion if I actually see her in something. Maybe I'll check on YouTube.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 12, 2024 09:22 AM (v6JzV)

488 Okra in the trash.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden

Massa, don go a wastin' dat!

Posted by: Miklos, who knows quite little about birthing no babies at June 12, 2024 09:22 AM (wWqRd)

489 uestion for Teh Horde...

Is anyone else who is unjabbed beginning to feel survivor's guilt?

Posted by: creeper at June 12, 2024 09:16 AM (M6moH)

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Not for avoiding the jab, which was a no-brainer for anyone healthy (i.e. not a geezer and w/o many of the comorbidities). And as much as I sympathize with those who took it to keep their jobs, I have quit many a job -- and still was able to provide for my family (willing to do any type of work for income) for far, far less than risking my health & life.

Since turning twice-29 though, I have begun experiencing survivor's guilt when upon hearing or reading of the death of somebody younger than me -- especially those who are significantly younger and likely died from the jab.

Posted by: ShainS -- Make Mean Tweets Great Again! at June 12, 2024 09:22 AM (NGa9E)

490 Is anyone else who is unjabbed beginning to feel survivor's guilt?
Posted by: creeper at June 12, 2024 09:16 AM (M6moH)

Not even a little. I argued against it at the time but, unlike many who took the shot, I let people make their own choices.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 12, 2024 09:22 AM (nR2nR)

491 Is survivor guilt when you think it's hilarious that all the people who disagreed with you, shamed you and tried to ruin you for a personal decision were embarrassingly wrong? If so, then yes I have massive survivor guilt.

Posted by: ... at June 12, 2024 09:22 AM (BSL0A)

492 Sydney Sweeney's enemies are gravity and time

Posted by: Don Black at June 12, 2024 09:23 AM (/7KEl)

493 First time I was in London for meetings, during a break, a brit said "I'mma go outside and burn a fag...."

"Wait.....you can do that here??!!?"
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Were you visiting Finsbury Park??

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 12, 2024 09:23 AM (ZdexC)

494 I let people make their own choices.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic

Thats fascist!

Posted by: BruceWayne at June 12, 2024 09:23 AM (CIS44)

495 While you've a lucifer to light your fag.
Smile, boys, that's the style.
What's the use of worrying?
It never was worthwhile.
So pack up your troubles in your old kit-bag.
And smile, smile, smile.
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 12, 2024 09:22 AM (ZdexC)

It's easy to grin
When you ship comes in
And you've got the stock market beat.
But a man worth while
Is the man who can smile
When his pants are too tight in the seat!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 12, 2024 09:23 AM (Zz0t1)

496 Sydney Sweeney's enemies are gravity and time
Posted by: Don Black at June 12, 2024 09:23 AM (/7KEl)
++++
This is universally true. It's why those who win the genetic lottery and want to collect their winnings should do so while young. Hot chicks, star athletes, all of 'em.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 12, 2024 09:23 AM (d04cU)

497 And smile, smile, smile.
Posted by: andycanuck

stop at the pub first, lads

Posted by: Miklos, who has been to Tipperary at June 12, 2024 09:24 AM (wWqRd)

498 Maybe I'll check on YouTube.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 12, 2024 09:22 AM (v6JzV)

Go watch her doing anything. You will change your mind faster than a GOPe stabs us in the back.

Posted by: ... at June 12, 2024 09:24 AM (BSL0A)

499 " Sydney Sweeney's enemies are gravity and time"

Mine too!

Posted by: Joe Biden at June 12, 2024 09:24 AM (a1415)

500 Sydney Sweeney's enemies are gravity and time
Posted by: Don Black at June 12, 2024 09:23 AM (/7KEl)

And I hope she embraces them.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 12, 2024 09:24 AM (Zz0t1)

501 When I was studying linguistics in college, I thought that Chomsky sucked even as a linguist.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 12, 2024 09:24 AM (v6JzV)

502 TODAY !!!!!

SpaceX - Falcon 9 - Starlink Group 10-2 -
SLC-40 - Cape Canaveral SFS - Space Affairs Live
Launch Date: June 12, 2024
Launch Time: 5:08 p.m. EDT, 2108 UTC, 23:08 CEST
Launch Window: 5:08 p.m. EDT - 9:08 p.m. EDT

https://www.youtube.com/live/Mk3dEd1O9AE

Posted by: Ciampino - Wed Update #83 at June 12, 2024 09:25 AM (qfLjt)

503 Call me a heretic, but I think Sydney Sweeney's got a strange face.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 12, 2024 09:14 AM (v6JzV)

Face?

Posted by: The Morning Perv at June 12, 2024 09:25 AM (iODuv)

504 Well, to be fair, I have never seen anything that she's been in, only online image searches. So I'm willing to change my opinion if I actually see her in something. Maybe I'll check on YouTube.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 12, 2024 09:22 AM (v6JzV)
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Many people who search for her image online want to see her *out of something*--you know, in order to make an informed decision about her overall attractiveness.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 12, 2024 09:25 AM (7fElN)

505 Test

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 12, 2024 09:25 AM (a1415)

506 " Sydney Sweeney's enemies are gravity and time"

Mine too!
Posted by: Joe Biden at June 12, 2024 09:24 AM (a1415)

***

Steps, Public Speaking, and Dance Numbers

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at June 12, 2024 09:25 AM (ZV+pB)

507 How many brazilian hospitals are there?

Posted by: Muldoon at June 12, 2024 09:25 AM (uCfKO)

508 Sydney Sweeney's enemies are gravity and time
Posted by: Don Black at June 12, 2024 09:23 AM (/7KEl)

And I hope she embraces them.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 12, 2024 09:24 AM (Zz0t1)

Me too. Gravity and time are what I call my left and right ball.

Posted by: ... at June 12, 2024 09:25 AM (BSL0A)

509 How many brazilian hospitals are there?
Posted by: Muldoon at June 12, 2024 09:25 AM (uCfKO)
++++
A brazilian!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 12, 2024 09:26 AM (d04cU)

510 ---
Many people who search for her image online want to see her *out of something*--you know, in order to make an informed decision about her overall attractiveness.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 12, 2024 09:25 AM (7fElN)

Sure fire method:

*so and so* nude

Search. Win.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 12, 2024 09:26 AM (Zz0t1)

511 Is it wrong for me to pray the Noam Chomsky had a Fetterman type recovery?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 12, 2024 09:21 AM (a1415)

------------

He'd have to live and renounce his former ideology for 1000 years to undo the damage his previous "thought" has wrought ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Make Mean Tweets Great Again! at June 12, 2024 09:26 AM (NGa9E)

512 Face?
Posted by: The Morning Perv

heh

Posted by: Miklos, amused in the AM at June 12, 2024 09:26 AM (wWqRd)

513 Call me a heretic, but I think Sydney Sweeney's got a strange face.

Her eye placement is less then symmetrical.

She has eyes?

Posted by: Maturbating adolescent males. at June 12, 2024 09:26 AM (0Y1Ss)

514 Never got the shot, never will. The idea of changing your RNA or attempting to , in response to what amounted to a bad flu season seemed pretty stupid and most problematic, untested.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 12, 2024 09:26 AM (FTjSO)

515 Now comes the trepidation as I await what art-horror CBD will inflict on us.

Posted by: Fugitive From Board of Mental Health at June 12, 2024 09:26 AM (V5BDR)

516 South Africa Teeters on the Brink

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On the brink of what? Becoming a fourth world shit hole?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at June 12, 2024 09:26 AM (L/fGl)

517 Nothing is more secksie that a confident, surgically unaltered 50+ year old woman
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at June 12, 2024 09:19 AM (ZV+pB)

That same woman at any point in the 30 years prior. I love women. I love natural women. And I think that everyone should accept and, if possible, embrace getting older. But the idea that they get sexier as they get older is out of alignment with my glandular response.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 12, 2024 09:26 AM (nR2nR)

518 Google's number one search suggestion when you type in Sydney Sweeney is "Sydney Sweeney Fiance".

Uh huh.

The whole world is a lie.

Posted by: ... at June 12, 2024 09:27 AM (BSL0A)

519 Is anyone else who is unjabbed beginning to feel survivor's guilt?

No. I tried to warn people, even here on this site. Hopefully a few people listened. Most didn't.

Posted by: callsign claymore at June 12, 2024 09:27 AM (JcnCJ)

520 Now comes the trepidation as I await what art-horror CBD will inflict on us.
Posted by: Fugitive From Board of Mental Health at June 12, 2024 09:26 AM (V5BDR)
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creepy and weird seems to be the theme so far...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 12, 2024 09:27 AM (7fElN)

521 516 South Africa Teeters on the Brink

-
On the brink of what? Becoming a fourth world shit hole?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at June 12, 2024 09:26 AM (L/fGl)

=======

From what I understand, the ruling party (Mandela's party) lost not to moderate forces but to a more extreme leftist party, outright militant.

So, they've got that going for them.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin while riding the Wasteland with Mad Max at June 12, 2024 09:27 AM (GBKbO)

522 Call me a heretic, but I think Sydney Sweeney's got a strange face.

Plenty of other busty gals out there who have prettier faces.

I am unimpressed with her generally.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 12, 2024 09:14 AM (v6JzV)
++++
She has a nice figure a stupendous rack. Her face is nice enough. I don't think she's the most objectively beautiful woman on the face of the planet, but she's got a fair amount going on.

Especially in the sea of undifferentiated androgyny that is modern Hollywood.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 12, 2024 09:28 AM (d04cU)

523 Sydney has a funny-looking face, until she puts on her whore makeup. Then shes HaF. And you know she's kinky

Posted by: Ignoramus at June 12, 2024 09:28 AM (ZZCWN)

524 But the idea that they get sexier as they get older is out of alignment with my glandular response.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic

I'd still do Sophia Loren. If I weren't married, that is.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 12, 2024 09:28 AM (v6JzV)

525 Is it wrong for me to pray the Noam Chomsky had a Fetterman type recovery?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 12, 2024 09:21 AM (a1415)

Almost certainly better than praying for anything else. I suppose you could go for just straight recovery that would take a more righteous person than I.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 12, 2024 09:28 AM (nR2nR)

526 I'm very glad I made the conscious decision to guide my family away from getting the 'vax' when it came out. I stand by my decision, especially knowing now that it causes 'turbo cancers' with my wife having cancer that HASN'T been turbocharged.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 12, 2024 09:28 AM (Zz0t1)

527 How many brazilian hospitals are there?
Posted by: Muldoon at June 12, 2024 09:25 AM (uCfKO)
++++
A brazilian!
Posted by: Joe Mannix

How many bazillion Brazillians would it take to a do bazillion Brazillians?

Posted by: Miklos, vaguely familiar with hair remover things girls do (no complaints!) at June 12, 2024 09:29 AM (wWqRd)

528 Silly boy, I've never teetered!

Posted by: Just the punchline at June 12, 2024 09:29 AM (IAPxu)

529 Is anyone else who is unjabbed beginning to feel survivor's guilt?

Posted by: creeper at June 12, 2024 09:16 AM (M6moH)

None what so ever. Those that took the jab made a decision. They can stand by that decision.

Posted by: Outside of Life at June 12, 2024 09:29 AM (89Sog)

530 507 How many brazilian hospitals are there?
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It waxes and it wanes, especially in the Amazon Basin.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 12, 2024 09:29 AM (ZdexC)

531 507 How many brazilian hospitals are there?

Posted by: Muldoon at June 12, 2024 09:25 AM (uCfKO)
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Is a brazilian more than a trillion?

Posted by: Ciampino - Wed Update #84 at June 12, 2024 09:29 AM (qfLjt)

532 This is universally true. It's why those who win the genetic lottery and want to collect their winnings should do so while young. Hot chicks, star athletes, all of 'em.

For some, it comes later.

Take Pierce Brosnan. He improved with age. Then it stopped immediately when he hit 70

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at June 12, 2024 09:29 AM (0Y1Ss)

533 From what I understand, the ruling party (Mandela's party) lost not to moderate forces but to a more extreme leftist party, outright militant.

So, they've got that going for them.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin while riding the Wasteland with Mad Max at June 12, 2024 09:27 AM (GBKbO)
++++
The ANC fell to the EFF? Completely? I need to look into it, but South Africa is done-done if so.

Civil war, then. Eventually. First, they'll finish purging and expropriating the whites. White South Africans are running out of time to flee. I won't be surprised if the Western Cape attempts secession.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 12, 2024 09:30 AM (d04cU)

534 It waxes and it wanes, especially in the Amazon Basin.
___

Is that where the hardwoods are?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at June 12, 2024 09:30 AM (fs1hN)

535 >Is anyone else who is unjabbed beginning to feel survivor's guilt?
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Hell no
I feel like a smart MFer

Posted by: Don Black at June 12, 2024 09:30 AM (/7KEl)

536 531
brazilion?
It's a gazillion isn't it?

Posted by: Ciampino - Wed Update #85 at June 12, 2024 09:30 AM (qfLjt)

537 NOODlum.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 12, 2024 09:31 AM (Zz0t1)

538 Noodus gratia artis

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 12, 2024 09:31 AM (v6JzV)

539 The outspoken left-wing critic has been left with difficulty speaking and impairments on the right side of his body...
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 12, 2024 09:02 AM (ycI94)
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So, a regular day then

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 12, 2024 09:31 AM (drqH/)

540 all the players (FH) we're getting out of SA now are South Asian like Indian or Pakistani? so I assume they will collapse and then that cadre will take over South Africa.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 12, 2024 09:31 AM (s3qiR)

541 Is anyone else who is unjabbed beginning to feel survivor's guilt?

Not at all. Information was out there for anyone who actually wanted to look.

Go along with the crowd, die with the crowd.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 12, 2024 09:31 AM (Q0kLU)

542 533 The ANC fell to the EFF? Completely? I need to look into it, but South Africa is done-done if so.

Civil war, then. Eventually. First, they'll finish purging and expropriating the whites. White South Africans are running out of time to flee. I won't be surprised if the Western Cape attempts secession.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 12, 2024 09:30 AM (d04cU)

=======

Well, lost their outright majority with the EFF picking up the remainder, if the explainer I read last week was right and I remembered it correctly.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin while riding the Wasteland with Mad Max at June 12, 2024 09:31 AM (GBKbO)

543 For some, it comes later.

Take Pierce Brosnan. He improved with age. Then it stopped immediately when he hit 70
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at June 12, 2024 09:29 AM (0Y1Ss)
++++
Fair. Brosnan is charismatic and handsome, not a titan of strength.

Genius doesn't have to be capitalized on when young. For men, physical attractiveness often *can't* be, since older men are often more attractive and it gives time to develop the charisma.

I guess I meant "a woman's physical beauty or anyone's athletic and raw strength gifts" for what must be capitalized on while young.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 12, 2024 09:32 AM (d04cU)

544 Sydney Sweeney's enemies are gravity and time
Posted by: Don Black at June 12, 2024 09:23 AM (/7KEl)

And I hope she embraces them.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 12, 2024 09:24 AM (Zz0t1)

She won't.

Most stars start to make it big around 30-ish. She's 26.

Most female stars more or less get the hook around 35-40, unless-

they carefully indulge in strict dieting, strict exercise, and minor plastic surgery fairly early and often.

Waiting too long means duck-lips and alien cat face. And no one wants that.

Anyway too much money involved to leave it on the table.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 12, 2024 09:33 AM (eDfFs)

545
I don't know why anyone would want their brosnan pierced.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at June 12, 2024 09:33 AM (RKVpM)

546 "...one of my sisters just found out that she has joined the breast cancer..."

That is tragic news.

Patrick Kilcherman, of Conceal Carry University, beat his own terminal cancer with a protocol developed by (?)...that's all I know, but if it indeed worked, but maybe worth a look: "any port in a storm."

Joel Osteen's mother, diagnosed with 2 weeks left to live (cancer of the liver), received healing through prayer. Sometimes G-d answers with a miracle, sometimes by a process.

His creation - His will. Dr Reginald Cherry.

Posted by: Ju at June 12, 2024 09:36 AM (aTmM/)

547 But the idea that they get sexier as they get older is out of alignment with my glandular response.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic

I'd still do Sophia Loren. If I weren't married, that is.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 12, 2024 09:28 AM (v6JzV)

Wife standing behind you, right?

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy now with twice the crazy at June 12, 2024 09:36 AM (iODuv)

548 Genius doesn't have to be capitalized on when young. For men, physical attractiveness often *can't* be, since older men are often more attractive and it gives time to develop the charisma.

Posted by: Joe Mannix

Ima tell Darleen, Marleen and Charleen you said that.

Words of Wisdom

Posted by: Miklos, up to his gills with these damn women at June 12, 2024 09:39 AM (wWqRd)

549 77 Maine Access Points, a taxpayer-funded nonprofit based in Bangor, as well as the city of Portland’s city-run needle distribution center are both offering extensive how-to guides and — even anal injection kits — to help drug users squirt narcotics into their anuses.

Who had Ass Masters on their Bingo Card?
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 12, 2024 07:44 AM (ENQN6)

So drugs are said to be illegal but a taxpayer funded org is helping druggies shoot up.

Makes sense. (But then, ME also has a parliament.)

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 12, 2024 09:40 AM (8sMut)

550 Wife standing behind you, right?
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy

My wife always stands behind me.

Posted by: Mayor Pete at June 12, 2024 09:41 AM (wWqRd)

551 Civil war, then. Eventually. First, they'll finish purging and expropriating the whites. White South Africans are running out of time to flee. I won't be surprised if the Western Cape attempts secession.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 12, 2024 09:30 AM (d04cU)

The ANC needs to form a majority with another party. The EFF is a more natural fit but if that coalition happens, the RSA becomes South Zimbabwe.

More interesting (dream on) is if they formed a more pragmatic alliance with the DA.

I agree. I could see the Western Cape saying “Peace out” if the RSA went tits up due to an ANC-EFF alliance.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 12, 2024 09:44 AM (8sMut)

552 North of Shittystan and West of Fuckistan.
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 12, 2024 08:00 AM (ENQN6)

North West corner of Indoafcrapistan.

Posted by: Reforger at June 12, 2024 09:53 AM (xcIvR)

553 Good morning, all, and thank you, J.J. 🙏

"...Hunter is merely a distraction from the horrendous actual criminality and treasonous graft of his father." And many others; the Clan may only be the tip, imo.

Jerusalem Post, June 12, 2024, 'Sinwar believes he has the upper hand, not under sufficient pressure - US officials
According to the sources, Hamas's goal is to survive - that would be a victory for the terrorist organization.

In part, "For the American mediators seeking to achieve a hostage deal-ceasefire agreement between Hamas and Israel, this is a discouraging assessment. Secretary of State Antony Blinken told the families of the American hostages held in Gaza that the fate of the latest proposal depends on Sinwar. While the US is pressuring those with influence over Hamas to push the organization to accept the deal, Blinken made it clear that the US believes Sinwar is the final decision maker."

WHO HASN'T KNOWN THAT FOR AT LEAST 8 MONTHS?

And yet, 5/1/2024, WASHINGTON – U.S. Representatives Pramila Jayapal (WA-07), Madeleine Dean (PA-04) and 55 additional Members are calling on the Administration to use all tools possible to dissuade the Israeli government from

1/

Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at June 12, 2024 09:57 AM (NFX2v)

554 moving forward with an offensive invasion into Rafah. (See jayapal dot house dot gov/2024/05/01)

(Only Deane from PA? Yeah, they know the money sources & connections in state but "The Deane of Decency" family must still owe the administration for the Chinese "sweatshop" bike business debacle. Quid pro quo, you know?)

Anyway, now it comes to light there's a bigger problem with US intervention, also JPost, June 07, 2024, "Shouting match ensues between senior Arab officials at Blinken meeting - report
The sharp confrontation reflects the skepticism regarding the planned reforms of the Palestinian Authority, and the internal disputes between the leaders of the Arab world."

In part, "Before the appointment of the new Palestinian Prime Minister Mohammad Mustafa, the United Arab Emirates acted against him and emphasized to the Biden administration that he is one of Abbas' associates."

And so it seems they're not about to throw away their billions; Palestine is incapable of self-governance.

And, we have FJB & his minions expertise in Foreign Policy.

2/

Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at June 12, 2024 09:58 AM (NFX2v)

555 Regarding OUR borders, here's a few YouTube videos of interest:

Get Automatic Green Card: '7 Years Rule for USA Immigrants | US Immigration New Bill RELEASED - USCIS' (It's about 4 months old )
And, '6 Ways to Speed Up Your Immigration Case in 2024 - USCIS I-130, I-140, I-485 And I-129F' | USCIS News

And newsworthy:
NBC News, 05/03/24: DACA recipients will now be eligible for federal health care coverage under new Biden rule
Over 100,000 young immigrants without health insurance will now be able to buy affordable health care through the plan, the administration estimates.

NY Times, 18 hrs. ago: Americans Push Biden to Help Their Undocumented Spouses
The White House is weighing relief for immigrants who crossed the border unlawfully but are eligible for green cards through marriage to U.S. citizens.

New Americans 3/3

Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at June 12, 2024 09:58 AM (NFX2v)

556 What is it with people wanting to stuff things up their asses? I have trouble imagining anything more uncomfortable.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 12, 2024 08:13 AM (v6JzV)

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For that reason, I could never figure out why gay men look for size! If I were a gay man, I would prefer the smallest .

Posted by: Chillin the most at June 12, 2024 10:44 AM (0uQp2)

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