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californiaredwood.jpg
California redwood forest
@ryanresatka

A cool BMX forest obstacle course.

Happy dog spreads happiness.

Giant rat in NYC.

Snake: I'mma bite you, cat. Cat: Eat my fist, punk. Snake: Dee you bitch.

You're gonna need a bigger boat.

A new kind of turn signal projects arrows on to the street to show which way your car is turning. Note this car doesn't have a regular (legally required) turn signal as well, but I assume that's just because this is a demo. I don't know, I kind of like it. It's like a videogame direction indicator.

The milky red Cusco River in Peru. Looks fake! But apparently real.

Spa day for a baby gator.

Driving Colorado's Million Dollar Highway (a series of mountain passes) during a snowstorm>

Mystery critter. A tweet says it's the silky anteater.

Cat jumps on tin foil (on a couch, is that a thing people do?) and reacts like he just stepped on lava.

Dolphin makes air rings in the water, then plays with them.

That's a lot of sharks. That many sharks can devour the meat of 100 men per hour. They call it a David French Rainbow Party.





Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 07:28 PM




Comments

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1 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at June 12, 2024 07:28 PM (fwDg9)

2 Just got willowed. Again.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 12, 2024 07:28 PM (RIvkX)

3 Goats must think they are birds, do they sit up on telephone lines as well?

Posted by: Skip at June 12, 2024 07:30 PM (fwDg9)

4 The foil is to keep the cat from scratching the couch. My cats, however, love any opportunity to make noise so they would just run up and down at Mach 80.

Posted by: Piper at June 12, 2024 07:30 PM (aT5K/)

5 That rat looked like a Musk Rat.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 12, 2024 07:31 PM (R/m4+)

6 Cafe!!!
Thanks Ace.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 12, 2024 07:31 PM (pUmP9)

7 That rat is as big as the ground hog around here

Posted by: Skip at June 12, 2024 07:35 PM (fwDg9)

8
hope that the hedgehog rescuer doesn't get in trouble with The Law ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 12, 2024 07:36 PM (tQtDb)

9 Cool turn signal. Noe if they can just create something to make people use it.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 12, 2024 07:36 PM (OX9vb)

10 "A new kind of turn signal projects arrows on to the street to show which way your car is turning."

Um, taillights (direction indicators) already do this. Redundant. I'm not sure human brains need yet another distraction of flashing.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at June 12, 2024 07:36 PM (aXxgO)

11 That rat looked like a Musk Rat.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 12

My thought as well.

Posted by: Northernlurker at June 12, 2024 07:37 PM (JLq/1)

12 Possible medical emergency on the ISS (link goes to xitter):

https://is.gd/fLqfBx

Posted by: Bert G at June 12, 2024 07:37 PM (VARTN)

13 Only 5% of the Redwood Forest remains. Almost all cut. The trees on my local campus died because out of zone at about 40. The forest remaining will survive because its still very wet there.

Early sailors found San Francisco Bay because of the gap in the tall trees framing the Gate.

Posted by: torabora at June 12, 2024 07:37 PM (0Gnoc)

14 This girl rescue a newborn hedgehog and raised it in her house ❤️
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Doesn't look viable.

Posted by: Axeman at June 12, 2024 07:38 PM (krQz2)

15 More Ace disinformation. That's not a rat, it's a small bison!

Posted by: 496 at June 12, 2024 07:38 PM (Bf+P4)

16 I'm so old I remember when you had to stick your arm.out the window to signal a turn

Posted by: Ben HaduButker made the speech at a CATHOLIC at June 12, 2024 07:38 PM (7iAr4)

17 Cats are retards.

It's just the science.

Posted by: eleven at June 12, 2024 07:39 PM (iziT8)

18 NY Rat == Urban Racoon with Extra Disease

New York, New York: Come for the Crime, Stay for the Wildlife.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at June 12, 2024 07:39 PM (aXxgO)

19 Dupable Sheep Cafe

Dolly was the duplicate. What was the dupable sheep's name?

Posted by: mikeski at June 12, 2024 07:40 PM (DgGvY)

20 Possible medical emergency on the ISS (link goes to xitter):

https://is.gd/fLqfBx
Posted by: Bert G at June 12, 2024 07:37 PM (VARTN)
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Hmmm....Does "slapping a hot iron on it" work up there?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 12, 2024 07:41 PM (BpYfr)

21 The hedgehog was ugly for a lot of its little babyhood. Glad it turned out cute in the end!

Posted by: Piper at June 12, 2024 07:41 PM (tHSRx)

22 I'm assuming the horse thing is Argentina.

Posted by: eleven at June 12, 2024 07:41 PM (iziT8)

23 Ooops N/M it Khazakstan.

Posted by: eleven at June 12, 2024 07:41 PM (iziT8)

24 I'm not sure human brains need yet another distraction of flashing.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at June 12, 2024 07:36 PM


Depends. Is it a Mannix girl or Joy Behar flashing?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 12, 2024 07:42 PM (yCMqD)

25 17 Cats are retards.

It's just the science.
Posted by: eleven at June

My arms are crossed and I am saying “hmphhh” loudly.

Posted by: Piper at June 12, 2024 07:42 PM (tHSRx)

26 hope that the hedgehog rescuer doesn't get in trouble with The Law ...
Posted by: sock_rat_eez


They aren't native to the US, so state wildlife officials won't be involved.

As of 2021, hedgehogs are illegal to own as pets in the following states:

– California
– Hawaii
– Georgia (specifically Fulton County)
– New York City
– Washington D.C.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 12, 2024 07:42 PM (IlXre)

27 If cats are retards how come they are so good at getting us to do what they want?

Posted by: Ben HaduButker made the speech at a CATHOLIC at June 12, 2024 07:43 PM (7iAr4)

28 "My arms are crossed and I am saying “hmphhh” loudly.

Posted by: Piper "


Hah....I love the little buggers.

Posted by: eleven at June 12, 2024 07:44 PM (iziT8)

29 I was thinking of England, actually, where almost everything is illegal

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 12, 2024 07:44 PM (tQtDb)

30 As reported in Quick Hits, including photo of the product:

Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok 22h
BREAKING: The Biden regime just banned a company from selling an energy drink depicting Joe Biden. They claim this depiction is “detrimental to national security and public perception” and it’s “in a manner that is misleading or inappropriate” and “poses a risk to the integrity of the office.”

https://tinyurl.com/t2nusvrx

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 12, 2024 07:45 PM (ZdexC)

31 " If cats are retards how come they are so good at getting us to do what they want?

Posted by: Ben HaduButker"


Cuteness is 90% of winning.

Posted by: eleven at June 12, 2024 07:45 PM (iziT8)

32 Regarding hedgehogs, it has been said:

"You can bugger the bear, if you do it with care,
in the winter, when he is asleep in his lair,
Though I would not advise it in spring or in fall--
but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all."

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 12, 2024 07:46 PM (yCMqD)

33 Joey should be on a walker, no way he should be risking himself like that. He probably needs a gait belt too.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 12, 2024 07:47 PM (D7oie)

34 I was thinking of England, actually,
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 12, 2024 07:44 PM


I hope you were laying back.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 12, 2024 07:47 PM (yCMqD)

35 Bribe'em on an energy drink, hahahahaha

Posted by: Ben HaduButker made the speech at a CATHOLIC at June 12, 2024 07:48 PM (7iAr4)

36 Happy dog is happy so will leave it there.
Have a great evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at June 12, 2024 07:48 PM (fwDg9)

37 oh wow did I ever see that coming as soon as I hit poat ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 12, 2024 07:48 PM (tQtDb)

38 g'night Skip

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 12, 2024 07:49 PM (tQtDb)

39 I'm so old I remember when you had to stick your arm.out the window to signal a turn
Posted by: Ben HaduButker made the speech at a CATHOLIC at June 12, 2024 07:38 PM


I'm so old I remember when you had to roll the window down in order to stick your arm out the window.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 12, 2024 07:49 PM (yCMqD)

40 Goats grow on Argan tree in Morocco...

That's one of them rare Moroccan Argan capras.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at June 12, 2024 07:49 PM (aXxgO)

41 I'm assuming the horse thing is Argentina.
Posted by: eleven
23 Ooops N/M it Khazakstan.
Posted by: eleven
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Live from the pampas steppes!

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 12, 2024 07:49 PM (ZdexC)

42 Duncanthrax. The things we have seen!

Posted by: Ben HaduButker made the speech at a CATHOLIC at June 12, 2024 07:50 PM (7iAr4)

43 Hey...who doesn't think of England when they're getting it on?

amirite?

Posted by: eleven at June 12, 2024 07:50 PM (iziT8)

44 Bribe'em on an energy drink, hahahahaha
Posted by: Ben Had

Image would be a best used on a drink labeled a sure cure for insomnia.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 12, 2024 07:51 PM (pUmP9)

45 If cats are retards, how come they are so good at getting us to do what they want?
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Humans are stupider??

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 12, 2024 07:51 PM (ZdexC)

46 I need a baby hedgehog!!!!!

Posted by: Iris, Team Hedgehog at June 12, 2024 07:52 PM (n3DL0)

47 That rat looked like a Musk Rat.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy

My thought as well.
Posted by: Northernlurker


Bristly-looking fur, flattened rudder tail, big round body. That's a muskrat. Not related to other rats, except that they're all rodents. Closer to lemmings.

Catch it and make a nice warm hat. They were trapped for their fur back in the day.

Posted by: mikeski at June 12, 2024 07:52 PM (DgGvY)

48 Duncanthrax. The things we have seen!
Posted by: Ben HaduButker made the speech at a CATHOLIC at June 12, 2024 07:50 PM


Indeed, and half of them were at a MoMe.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 12, 2024 07:53 PM (yCMqD)

49 That pink river is what you get when someone is slaughtering herds of megafauna up-stream.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at June 12, 2024 07:53 PM (ou9hh)

50 35 Bribe'em on an energy drink, hahahahaha
Posted by: Ben HaduButker made the speech at a CATHOLIC at June 12, 2024 07:48 PM (7iAr4)

Must have been a marketing school drop out what came up with that.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 12, 2024 07:54 PM (OX9vb)

51 45 If cats are retards, how come they are so good at getting us to do what they want?
---------
Humans are stupider??
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 12, 2024 07:51 PM (ZdexC


Cats meows are meant to mimic human babies so they can get you to give them food.

Bastards run everything in Bartertown.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 12, 2024 07:55 PM (EhFan)

52 That rat looked like a Musk Rat.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy

My thought as well.
Posted by: Northernlurker

Bristly-looking fur, flattened rudder tail, big round body. That's a muskrat. Not related to other rats, except that they're all rodents. Closer to

I thought it might be the giant rst of Sumatra.

Posted by: Northernlurker at June 12, 2024 07:55 PM (JLq/1)

53 Hahaha. My hash!

It's like the mediocre OnlyFans site.

EhFan.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 12, 2024 07:56 PM (EhFan)

54 Afternoon.

In Colorado.

Posted by: Robert at June 12, 2024 07:57 PM (jS8P8)

55 Man, Close Encounters Teri Garr was a smoke show.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 12, 2024 07:57 PM (EhFan)

56 Bristly-looking fur, flattened rudder tail, big round body. That's a muskrat. Not related to other rats, except that they're all rodents. Closer to lemmings.

Catch it and make a nice warm hat. They were trapped for their fur back in the day.
Posted by: mikeski
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There's a lot of money to be made on muskrats.

Posted by: Captain & Tennille at June 12, 2024 07:57 PM (XeU6L)

57 Hahaha. My hash!
It's like the mediocre OnlyFans site.
EhFan.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 12, 2024 07:56 PM (EhFan)


It's Canadian, eh? How'd you get it way down there?

Posted by: mikeski at June 12, 2024 07:57 PM (DgGvY)

58 I'm so old I remember when you had to stick your arm.out the window to signal a turn
Posted by: Ben HaduButker made the speech at a CATHOLIC at June 12, 2024 07:38 PM

I'm so old I remember when you had to roll the window down in order to stick your arm out the window.


I'm so old I remember rolling down the window, and sticking my arm out. Then, that damn semi passed me.

Posted by: Michelle Fields at June 12, 2024 07:58 PM (xCA6C)

59 Muskrats:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xBYV_7a0FQs

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 12, 2024 07:59 PM (yCMqD)

60 The little hedgehog is awfully cute.

I'm glad the kitty had a faster reaction time than the nasty snake.

Posted by: Tuna at June 12, 2024 07:59 PM (oaGWv)

61 “G-d, I am such a pervert,” wrote Hale. “I waste too much time in my fantasies.”

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Yup.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 12, 2024 07:59 PM (0FoWg)

62 Hahaha. My hash!

It's like the mediocre OnlyFans site.

EhFan.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 12, 2024 07:56 PM (EhFan)

I want to build a website featuring women who rate as 7 and 8.

I'd call it attainablewomen.com

Posted by: Robert at June 12, 2024 07:59 PM (jS8P8)

63 Man, Close Encounters Teri Garr was a smoke show.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 12, 2024 07:57 PM (EhFan)
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She was indeed.

I never got Dustin Hoffman in Tootsie.

Is Jessica Lange hotter than Teri Garr? Yes. But not *that* much hotter.

Posted by: Axeman at June 12, 2024 08:00 PM (krQz2)

64 Duncanthrax at June 12, 2024 07:46 PM (yCMqD)

My God, man, are you quoting Nanny Ogg? You know you can only sing the Hedgehog song if you have a banjo and you're in the bath?

I really miss Terry Pratchett.

Posted by: Nelly at June 12, 2024 08:00 PM (Bm3Co)

65 57 Hahaha. My hash!
It's like the mediocre OnlyFans site.
EhFan.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 12, 2024 07:56 PM (EhFan)

It's Canadian, eh? How'd you get it way down there?
Posted by: mikeski at June 12, 2024 07:57 PM (DgGvY)

Damn open borders. Now we've got Canadians!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 12, 2024 08:00 PM (EhFan)

66 Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok 22h
BREAKING: The Biden regime just banned a company from selling an energy drink depicting Joe Biden.


Babs Streisand, please call your PR agent.

Posted by: Oddbob at June 12, 2024 08:01 PM (/y8xj)

67 >>That rat looked like a Musk Rat.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy

>>My thought as well.
Posted by: Northernlurker

Possibly a nutria. They've been spotted in NYC lately.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 12, 2024 08:01 PM (LkLld)

68 Dash, have you ever made a potica? Your baklava is so incredible. I was looking at the almond poppy seed variety.

Posted by: Ben HaduButker made the speech at a CATHOLIC at June 12, 2024 08:01 PM (7iAr4)

69 Annnd, now it's being reported that the ISS radio traffic was a simulation. 48-hour rule.

Posted by: Bert G at June 12, 2024 08:02 PM (VARTN)

70 I tried to enjoy the animal vids, but can't get the image of Joe Mannix wearing his Crocs to get his mail out of my head. Disturbed my equilibrium.

Posted by: Pilgrim State Hospital Bldg. 23 at June 12, 2024 08:02 PM (V5BDR)

71 Damn open borders. Now we've got Canadians!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 12, 2024 08:00 PM (EhFan)
---
They're hard to get rid, once they've made their home here.

Posted by: Axeman at June 12, 2024 08:03 PM (krQz2)

72 Even cats hate danger noodles

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 12, 2024 08:03 PM (EhFan)

73 I thought it might be the giant rst of Sumatra.

I don't believe they exist.

Posted by: The Dread Pirate Roberts at June 12, 2024 08:03 PM (/y8xj)

74 I tried to enjoy the animal vids, but can't get the image of Joe Mannix wearing his Crocs to get his mail out of my head. Disturbed my equilibrium.
Posted by: Pilgrim State Hospital Bldg. 23 at June 12, 2024 08:02 PM


Why was his mail in your head?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 12, 2024 08:03 PM (yCMqD)

75 I took photos of Spatula Kitty and her fat ass on the kitchen table and I'm convinced Hissy Fit brought down a major storm from her grave in the back yard.

Posted by: LenNeal at June 12, 2024 08:04 PM (9yXr+)

76 They claim this depiction is “detrimental to national security and public perception” and it’s “in a manner that is misleading or inappropriate” and “poses a risk to the integrity of the office.”



But a crackhead convicted felon son is a-ok?

Posted by: rickb223 at June 12, 2024 08:04 PM (IlXre)

77 Nutria and muskrats don't raid bodegas.

Posted by: Workin' Hard For the Money at June 12, 2024 08:04 PM (V5BDR)

78 76 They claim this depiction is “detrimental to national security and public perception” and it’s “in a manner that is misleading or inappropriate” and “poses a risk to the integrity of the office.”



But a crackhead convicted felon son is a-ok?
Posted by: rickb223 at June 12, 2024 08:04 PM (IlXre

What's shitting yourself on a national stage next to the President of France?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 12, 2024 08:05 PM (EhFan)

79 Peak Teri Garr was Young Frankenstein. Went bad after is my maybe foggy recollection.

Posted by: Filler at June 12, 2024 08:05 PM (VDPaF)

80 Cool turn signal. Noe if they can just create something to make people use it.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 12, 2024 07:36 PM (OX9vb)

Or in Florida (Gods waiting room) , turn it off. We called it the "perpetual right"....or left.

Posted by: Live from Madhouse Farm at June 12, 2024 08:05 PM (mOarA)

81 I thought it might be the giant rst of Sumatra.
Posted by: Northernlurker

Watson is that you?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 12, 2024 08:06 PM (pUmP9)

82 I want to build a website featuring women who rate as 7 and 8.

I'd call it attainablewomen.com
Posted by: Robert at June 12, 2024 07:59 PM (jS8P

Just wait for AI girlfriends. Then you can buy whatever you want.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 12, 2024 08:06 PM (EhFan)

83 BREAKING: The Biden regime just banned a company from selling an energy drink depicting Joe Biden.

Someone in the comments had a good question. How can the Secret Service do that without a court order?

Posted by: Tuna at June 12, 2024 08:06 PM (oaGWv)

84 I'm not even kidding trees whipping around. I should know Hissy Fit would not go quietly.

Posted by: LenNeal at June 12, 2024 08:06 PM (9yXr+)

85 On Tuesday night, protesters vandalized the homes of Brooklyn Museum Jewish board members and the co-op building of museum director Anne Pasternak. The vandals marked the doors of their homes with upside down red triangles, a symbol used by the al-Qassam brigades, the military
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Springtime for Hitler and Krystalnacht.

Posted by: Axeman at June 12, 2024 08:07 PM (krQz2)

86 >>>A cool BMX forest obstacle course.

Guy was going too slow. That made him shake and wobble the front end. Gotta do it at speed.

That's what I would do if I was lunatic enough to hit that course in the first place.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 12, 2024 08:07 PM (klJTj)

87 The hedgehog is a small British quadruped, the upper parts of which are covered with spines, each about an inch long, and the under parts covered with hair. If kept and allowed to run about in rooms that are infested with beetles, cock-roaches, or crickets, they will destroy the whole of them. Some persons imagine that they will devour mice, but this wants authentication

The Romans were fond of a delicacy they called "Ericius pilae", and sent far ranging expeditions to procure donors for this tasty treat. Ericius pilae, roughly translated as "hedgehog balls", was thought to increase virility, and was served at orgies along with a native gherkins fermented in anchovies.

Posted by: Hedgehog Facts at June 12, 2024 08:08 PM (vFG9F)

88 >>>Happy dog spreads happiness.

Just brimming with June Pride.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 12, 2024 08:08 PM (klJTj)

89 Someone in the comments had a good question. How can the Secret Service do that without a court order?
Posted by: Tuna at June 12, 2024 08:06 PM


They're DOJ-adjacent.

Posted by: Merrick G., HMFIC "I AM The Law!" at June 12, 2024 08:09 PM (yCMqD)

90 Peak Teri Garr was Young Frankenstein. Went bad after is my maybe foggy recollection.
Posted by: Filler'

I talked with my daughter about this last night at the truck stop at 03:00. Talking about women and their fascination with peak men.
I did mention Rock N Rolla with Idris Elba, Tom Hardy, and Gerard Butler in the car and she pulled it up on her phone, then set it down and said, 'Later'.

I'm her Dad so... TMI.

Posted by: LenNeal at June 12, 2024 08:09 PM (9yXr+)

91 Jessica Lange circa King Kong was burning. Teri Garr never like that.

Posted by: Filler at June 12, 2024 08:09 PM (VDPaF)

92 They claim this depiction is “detrimental to national security and public perception” and it’s “in a manner that is misleading or inappropriate” and “poses a risk to the integrity of the office.”

But a crackhead convicted felon son is a-ok?
Posted by: rickb223 at June 12, 2024 08:04 PM (IlXre)

Spoiler alert! Biden has no integrity.

Posted by: Robert at June 12, 2024 08:09 PM (8qvK/)

93 But a crackhead convicted felon son is a-ok?
Posted by: rickb223
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"By their spawn ye shall know them" - 'Stuff Mike Hammer Said', Vol. I, Pg.1

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 12, 2024 08:11 PM (XeU6L)

94 Ericius pilae, roughly translated as "hedgehog balls", was thought to increase virility, and was served at orgies along with a native gherkins fermented in anchovies.

Posted by: Hedgehog Facts at June 12, 2024 08:08 PM (vFG9F)

Eyetalians will eat anything. Sometimes I was afraid to open the oven when my grandmother was cooking.

Posted by: Live from Madhouse Farm at June 12, 2024 08:11 PM (mOarA)

95 >>>Giant rat in NYC.

Look how fat and slow moving that thing is. That's what happens when you deprive people of their 2nd Amendment right to shoot vermin on sight.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 12, 2024 08:12 PM (klJTj)

96 I thought it might be the giant rst of Sumatra.
Posted by: Northernlurker at June 12, 2024 07:55 PM (JLq/1)


we will never be tricked into telling a tale the world is unprepared to hear!

Posted by: Kindltot at June 12, 2024 08:13 PM (D7oie)

97 If cats are retards how come they are so good at getting us to do what they want?
Posted by: Ben HaduButker made the speech at a CATHOLIC at June 12, 2024 07:43 PM (7iAr4)


But on the original, a cat can react like that to something new and surprising because cats know what is unexpected will kill you. A previous set of cats of mine would react to a doorbell similar to this, one would panic and run and the other would follow until they ended up in the garage or under a bed.

Give this cat another few hours with the foil and he might decide to sleep up there because cats like crinkle noises.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 12, 2024 08:13 PM (eoQWY)

98 This Italian wouldn't touch mortadella with a ten foot pole.

Posted by: Ben HaduButker made the speech at a CATHOLIC at June 12, 2024 08:13 PM (7iAr4)

99 Jessica Lange circa King Kong was burning. Teri Garr never like that.
Posted by: Filler'

Good one.

The Kid after spending a week with the Jewish women (they killed all their men) came back and we had a talk about their sexual fantasies.
The Kid informs me her mother is Vin Diesel and Jason Statham.

Posted by: LenNeal at June 12, 2024 08:14 PM (9yXr+)

100 >>>You're gonna need a bigger boat.

At least you don't have to worry about him hiding under the boat.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 12, 2024 08:14 PM (klJTj)

101 Bryan Adams?

Gay.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 12, 2024 08:15 PM (6Mtpb)

102 Some persons imagine that they will devour mice
Posted by: Hedgehog Facts at June 12, 2024 08:08 PM


How about penguins, señor? Because sometimes we get infestations of them here, and they cause us mucho extra work. We would love to say "No más!"

Posted by: AoSHQ Café Janitorial Staff at June 12, 2024 08:15 PM (yCMqD)

103 68 Dash, have you ever made a potica? Your baklava is so incredible. I was looking at the almond poppy seed variety.
Posted by: Ben HaduButker made the speech at a CATHOLIC at June 12, 2024 08:01 PM (7iAr4)


Never heard of it. I'll look it up and give it a try.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 12, 2024 08:15 PM (OX9vb)

104 >>They claim this depiction is “detrimental to national security and public perception” and it’s “in a manner that is misleading or inappropriate” and “poses a risk to the integrity of the office.”

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that's either horseshit and/or Constitutionally protected activity

Posted by: Don Black at June 12, 2024 08:16 PM (/7KEl)

105
That rat looked like a Musk Rat.

Looking for love in all the wrong places.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 12, 2024 08:16 PM (63Dwl)

106 Apologies to any who have already seen this. "Interim [House] Staff Report on Investigation into Risky MPXV [Monkeypox Virus] Experiment at the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases"
https://tinyurl.com/3dm6ukw4

Posted by: gp's Prophecies Of Mood at June 12, 2024 08:16 PM (MvF+J)

107 He identifies as an elk.

https://shorturl.at/NkThG

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at June 12, 2024 08:16 PM (L/fGl)

108 The little hedgehog is awfully cute.

I'm glad the kitty had a faster reaction time than the nasty snake.
Posted by: Tuna at June 12, 2024 07:59 PM (oaGWv)

Well I like both, but cats have a major hate on snakes. when we kids would catch one and take it home the cats would go right for them and smack em silly, making them fly in the air.

Box Turtles on the other hand kinda scared them. If they walked to close to them the cats would get out of the way, but not attack.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 12, 2024 08:18 PM (eoQWY)

109 Paging Captain and Tennile about that muskrat love thing

Posted by: Ben HaduButker made the speech at a CATHOLIC at June 12, 2024 08:18 PM (7iAr4)

110 Driving Colorado's Million Dollar Highway (a series of mountain passes) during a snowstorm>

--

"...turned around not too far south of Ouray."

So in other words, you did NOT drive the Million Dollar Highway during a snowstorm. I wouldn't have tried it in the first place, but not too far south of Ouray means you barely started on the... what... 23 miles of road?

Posted by: BurtTC at June 12, 2024 08:19 PM (6Mtpb)

111 *Looks at the turn signal video*

Clever but impractical. Who does this help? The driver? Cuz it doesn't help any of the other motorists around him. And it wouldn't work at all during the day.

Posted by: Robert at June 12, 2024 08:19 PM (o4kib)

112 There was some comment if I am really this unpleasant in Real Life, that answer, I realize, is Yes.
Yes, I am just this unpleasant in physical reality as it is kind of my job.
I've spent my entire life in unpleasant environments. I'm just not that nice of a guy. I think The Kid after some time with her erudite, educated Other Jewish Half, returning to me, the EOC guy with a gun stuck in his pants all the time, is a bit torn.
I guess she'll have to figure that out for herself.

Posted by: LenNeal at June 12, 2024 08:20 PM (9yXr+)

113 Apologies to any who have already seen this. "Interim [House] Staff Report on Investigation into Risky MPXV [Monkeypox Virus] Experiment at the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases"
https://tinyurl.com/3dm6ukw4
Posted by: gp's Prophecies Of Mood at June 12, 2024 08:16 PM (MvF+J)


the Rockefeller Institute was experimenting with Polio during the first large outbreaks in NYC. Or maybe just prior.
I am beginning to wonder which group was experimenting with bird flu prior to WWI

Posted by: Kindltot at June 12, 2024 08:21 PM (D7oie)

114 Paging Captain and Tennile about that muskrat love thing

Posted by: Ben HaduButker made the speech at a CATHOLIC at June 12, 2024 08:18 PM (7iAr4)
---
America wrote it. C&T just covered it.

Posted by: Axeman at June 12, 2024 08:22 PM (krQz2)

115 ...deprive people of their 2nd Amendment right to shoot vermin on sight. Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 12, 2024 08:12 PM (klJTj)


Antifa Rally would be a target rich environment. As would a pali-swinian Rally.

Alas, no Bounty paid on either group. But, should be.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 12, 2024 08:22 PM (e6UQI)

116 Comedian Bill Burr Says “He F***ing Hates Liberals,” Jokes About Biden's “Dementia” At UC Berkeley Set

----

You mean like your wife?

Posted by: BurtTC at June 12, 2024 08:22 PM (6Mtpb)

117 That New York rat was a muskrat! I've seen them by the side of streams, rivers, and lakes. Never seen one in a convenience store yet.

Posted by: exdem13 at June 12, 2024 08:22 PM (W+kMI)

118 At the emergency vet, The Kid said Cremation but I said, Nah I'll take Hissy Fit home. Digging the grave I hit a snake with the spade and killed it, I buried it with her. Hissy Fit LOVED snakes, they were her favorite toy.

Posted by: LenNeal at June 12, 2024 08:22 PM (9yXr+)

119 so, basically, we're coughing up a coupla billion a year so the globalists don't have to finance their own research into ways of reducing the population?

I knowed that for years now, howbout you?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 12, 2024 08:22 PM (tQtDb)

120 Aaargh, those goofball little mini cooper tailights they have... it's supposed to look like half a union jack on either side. Except when you activate them, the right indicator makes a left pointing arrow, and the left indicator makes a right pointing arrow. Which is catastrophically goofy.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 12, 2024 08:22 PM (BpZ5k)

121 "That rat looked like a Musk Rat.

Looking for love in all the wrong places.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr"

*tries unsuccessfully to come up with Rhinestone Cowboy/Muskrat Love mashup lyrics*

Posted by: Hedgehog Facts at June 12, 2024 08:22 PM (vFG9F)

122 116 Comedian Bill Burr Says “He F***ing Hates Liberals,” Jokes About Biden's “Dementia” At UC Berkeley Set
----
You mean like your wife?
-----
Bill is going with what he knows, man.

Posted by: exdem13 at June 12, 2024 08:23 PM (W+kMI)

123 Outkick: Passenger Pulled Off Of Plane For Having Too Much To Drink Offers Cops Sex To Avoid Arrest

https://tinyurl.com/2yeju4kd

Have sex with her and arrest her anyway.

Via Insty.

Posted by: Robert at June 12, 2024 08:23 PM (o4kib)

124 They got Jerry West!

You bastards!!

Posted by: BurtTC at June 12, 2024 08:24 PM (6Mtpb)

125
the Rockefeller Institute was experimenting with Polio during the first large outbreaks in NYC. Or maybe just prior.
I am beginning to wonder which group was experimenting with bird flu prior to WWI
Posted by: Kindltot'

So, shall we bring up Henry Cotton? I will.

Posted by: LenNeal at June 12, 2024 08:24 PM (9yXr+)

126 Bryan Adams?
Gay.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 12, 2024 08:15 PM (6Mtpb)

Something I don't know about Sumner of 69?

Posted by: Filler at June 12, 2024 08:24 PM (VDPaF)

127 oh, & thx gp, heard mumbling about that, but you had a link!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 12, 2024 08:25 PM (tQtDb)

128 30 As reported in Quick Hits, including photo of the product:

Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok 22h
BREAKING: The Biden regime just banned a company from selling an energy drink depicting Joe Biden. They claim this depiction is “detrimental to national security and public perception” and it’s “in a manner that is misleading or inappropriate” and “poses a risk to the integrity of the office.”

https://tinyurl.com/t2nusvrx
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 12, 2024 07:45 PM (ZdexC)


They left off that it being, "a threat to our democracy." But, I suppose that's implied.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at June 12, 2024 08:25 PM (DTX3h)

129 Most people think the muskrat is a rodent, or even a type of weasel, but it is actually a fish.

Posted by: fd at June 12, 2024 08:25 PM (vFG9F)

130 Comedian Bill Burr Says “He F***ing Hates Liberals,” Jokes About Biden's “Dementia” At UC Berkeley Set
----
You mean like your wife?
-----
Bill is going with what he knows, man.
Posted by: exdem13 at June 12, 2024 08:23 PM (W+kMI)

Stunning and brave of Bill to acknowledge the so-called president is a vegetable. Three and a half years in.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 12, 2024 08:25 PM (6Mtpb)

131 *tries unsuccessfully to come up with Rhinestone Cowboy/Muskrat Love mashup lyrics*
Posted by: Hedgehog Facts at June 12, 2024 08:22 PM


Pride Month it is. Do or do not. There is no try.

Posted by: Yoda woke he now is at June 12, 2024 08:25 PM (yCMqD)

132 Happy dog acts like the paving bricks are really hot and his paw pads are a little tender.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at June 12, 2024 08:26 PM (zdLoL)

133 Jessica Lange in King Kong was the core of hotness.

Posted by: eleven at June 12, 2024 08:27 PM (iziT8)

134 You have to have F-15s and nukes to resist the US government, but energy drinks could upset the whole apple cart.

Posted by: Axeman at June 12, 2024 08:27 PM (krQz2)

135 Mountain driving, sketchy roads, blinding snowstorm.

When it looks like (visually) the car or truck isn't in motion, but the frequency of the snow is in resonance? Know what I mean? If I never drive in a snowstorm anywhere, that will not necessarily be unwelcome.

Posted by: Common Tater at June 12, 2024 08:27 PM (CC2oZ)

136
Pride Month it is. Do or do not. There is no try.
Posted by: Yoda woke he now is at June 12, 2024 08:25 PM (yCMqD)
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Are you sure? Because they could add more letters.

Posted by: Axeman at June 12, 2024 08:28 PM (krQz2)

137 >>But a crackhead convicted felon son is a-ok?

If Trump wins my biggest hope is that he completely exposes and demolishes the CIA and the State Dept, but I repeat myself.

There's a lot more going on in Ukraine than meets the eye and the corrupt Biden family and the CIA/State are up to their asses in it.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 12, 2024 08:28 PM (LkLld)

138 Everyone hates liberals.

Liberals hate liberals.

Posted by: eleven at June 12, 2024 08:28 PM (iziT8)

139 Hayley Mills in The Parent Trap seeing her undies.

I was maybe 12?

Posted by: LenNeal at June 12, 2024 08:28 PM (9yXr+)

140 @134 and there you have it !

in a nutshell!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 12, 2024 08:29 PM (tQtDb)

141 Are you sure? Because they could add more letters.

Posted by: Axeman at June 12, 2024 08:28 PM (krQz2)

This. Pretty soon the whole damn alphabet will be queer.

Posted by: Live from Madhouse Farm at June 12, 2024 08:30 PM (mOarA)

142 Everyone hates liberals.

Liberals hate liberals.
Posted by: eleven at June 12, 2024 08:28 PM (iziT
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Yes, and only their agreement on politics allows them to stand each other's company.

That's basically how Burt Prelutzsky reasoned it many years after.

Posted by: Axeman at June 12, 2024 08:30 PM (krQz2)

143 Outkick: Passenger Pulled Off Of Plane For Having Too Much To Drink Offers Cops Sex To Avoid Arrest

Posted by: Robert

Moron published Outkick: Passenger Pulled Jerked Off Of Plane For Having Too Much To Drink Offers Cops Sex To Avoid Arrest

Posted by: Tonypete at June 12, 2024 08:30 PM (hbegC)

144 Drunk passenger logic, maybe I can screw my way out of this.

Posted by: Ben HaduButker made the speech at a CATHOLIC at June 12, 2024 08:32 PM (7iAr4)

145 The Amazonian tribe/Starlink/porn addiction story was bullshit.

https://instapundit.com/652867/

Sad. It never made much sense anyway.

Posted by: Robert at June 12, 2024 08:32 PM (oeMrl)

146 Liberals hate liberals.
Posted by: eleven at June 12, 2024 08:28 PM (iziT
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You have to wonder if it's because they learned the ways of women, or women make up so much of their ranks these days.

Posted by: Axeman at June 12, 2024 08:33 PM (krQz2)

147 I just became aware that PDJT's father's full name is Frederick Christ Trump.

Heh.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 12, 2024 08:33 PM (hbegC)

148 127 You betcha.

Posted by: gp's Prophecies Of Mood at June 12, 2024 08:33 PM (MvF+J)

149 I there a negative alphabet?

Posted by: LenNeal at June 12, 2024 08:34 PM (9yXr+)

150 it probably had worked for her on other occasions ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 12, 2024 08:34 PM (tQtDb)

151 There's a lot more going on in Ukraine than meets the eye and the corrupt Biden family and the CIA/State are up to their asses in it.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 12, 2024 08:28 PM (LkLld)

Here's a bill they ought to make:

No more Statecraft. No more "intelligence". Any actual intelligence work is done by the military, with explicit permission by the President and only the President, and only on foreign soil or against foreign assets. All domestic police and security gets done by the States on their own, and if they want to share information with other States they can jolly well write a fucking email like everyone else on earth. No more CIA, no more FBI, no more 57 flavors of Intelligence Communities. Shut it the fuck down. They do far, far more to imperil the US and the rest of the world than they do to benefit us.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 12, 2024 08:35 PM (BpZ5k)

152 Quoted without editorial comment:

"We need leaders who follow the letter of the law and abide by our Constitution.

And at the end of the day, we just need people who are decent human beings.

Leaders who treat others with respect. Leaders with honesty and integrity.

Leaders who understand what it’s like to walk a mile in another’s shoes and won’t give up fighting for what’s right just to take the easy road"

-- Adam Schiff

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 12, 2024 08:35 PM (yCMqD)

153 Mountain driving, sketchy roads, blinding snowstorm.

When it looks like (visually) the car or truck isn't in motion, but the frequency of the snow is in resonance? Know what I mean? If I never drive in a snowstorm anywhere, that will not necessarily be unwelcome.
Posted by: Common Tater'

At my experience, I look out the window and ask, Do I really need to drive? If not, then just stay the fuck home. I't unbelievable how people will come to the supermarket in the craziest weather for no reason at all.

Posted by: LenNeal at June 12, 2024 08:36 PM (9yXr+)

154 120 Aaargh, those goofball little mini cooper tailights they have... it's supposed to look like half a union jack on either side. Except when you activate them, the right indicator makes a left pointing arrow, and the left indicator makes a right pointing arrow. Which is catastrophically goofy.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 12, 2024 08:22 PM (BpZ5k)
——————
Not on mine. It’s the center and side lines that light up, it’s a T, the arrows.

Posted by: Piper at June 12, 2024 08:37 PM (/sySz)

155 I wanna see the Mad Magazine version of Bribe'em apologizing to Zelensky for not sending the money fast enough

Posted by: Ben HaduButker made the speech at a CATHOLIC at June 12, 2024 08:37 PM (7iAr4)

156 from your mouth to someone's ears W-o - back to how it was turn of last century before f'ing woodrow wilson started f'ing everything up unconstitutionally

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 12, 2024 08:38 PM (tQtDb)

157 No more CIA, no more FBI, no more 57 flavors of Intelligence Communities. Shut it the fuck down. They do far, far more to imperil the US and the rest of the world than they do to benefit us.
Posted by: Warai-otoko

But then whom would overthrow the Shah? Or f*ck with Israel? Or screw up Iraq/Syria/Turkey/Saudi Arabia/Vietnam/Laos/etc., etc., etc.?

Posted by: Tonypete at June 12, 2024 08:39 PM (hbegC)

158 Not on mine. It’s the center and side lines that light up, it’s a T, the arrows.
Posted by: Piper at June 12, 2024 08:37 PM (/sySz)

That actually makes sense. If I've ever seen one like that, i likely didn't notice because that isn't preposterous.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 12, 2024 08:39 PM (BpZ5k)

159 There were no democrats in that NY giant rat video, I'm confused...

Posted by: American at June 12, 2024 08:39 PM (ZZMxG)

160 ***The average cat’s reaction time is approximately 20-70 milliseconds, which is faster than the average snake’s reaction time, 44-70 milliseconds.***

"Bitch"
_Cat

Posted by: Braenyard at June 12, 2024 08:39 PM (Iynsv)

161 -- Adam Schiff
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 12, 2024 08:35 PM (yCMqD)
---
* opens mouth *
...
* closes mouth *
* opens mouth *
...
* closes mouth *

Posted by: Axeman at June 12, 2024 08:39 PM (krQz2)

162 130
'Comedian Bill Burr Says “He F***ing Hates Liberals,”'

Bill needs to do routine about Bill's cognitive dissonance.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at June 12, 2024 08:40 PM (roH4R)

163 I't unbelievable how people will come to the supermarket in the craziest weather for no reason at all.
Posted by: LenNeal

What are you talking about? That French Toast isn't going to make itself.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 12, 2024 08:40 PM (hbegC)

164 Here's a bill they ought to make:
No more Statecraft. No more "intelligence".'

In Yugo in 1993, within sight of a house with a guy wanted by that South African Jew, drinking with a fulminating opposition frustrated about this, I asked him, "Why don't you just go across the street and kill him?"
It seriously would not have been hard. I had a gun stuck in my pants.
The guy was horrified as it Wasn't Law.
I lost all respect for all of them at that point and have not regained it.

Posted by: LenNeal at June 12, 2024 08:41 PM (9yXr+)

165 153, hey, gotta have the makings for French Toast !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 12, 2024 08:41 PM (tQtDb)

166 I't unbelievable how people will come to the supermarket in the craziest weather for no reason at all.
Posted by: LenNeal at June 12, 2024 08:36 PM (9yXr+)

I need to write a check for two pomelos, and i need to do it right tittyfucking now. Now if you'll excuse me, me and my rear wheel drive minivan from the early 90's with bald tires need to be going now.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 12, 2024 08:41 PM (BpZ5k)

167 >>They do far, far more to imperil the US and the rest of the world than they do to benefit us.

Without a doubt. The whole foreign policy apparatus, which is the real heart of the uniparty, has turned into a regime change machine. And it never ends well. Not for average people anyway.

Not a surprise that the CIA led Trump's first impeachment when he tried to look into the corruption in Ukraine.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 12, 2024 08:42 PM (LkLld)

168 Some major weather rolling in.

At least it isn't snow.

Posted by: davidt at June 12, 2024 08:42 PM (SYTee)

169 just in case ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 12, 2024 08:42 PM (tQtDb)

170 I't unbelievable how people will come to the supermarket in the craziest weather for no reason at all.
Posted by: LenNeal

What are you talking about? That French Toast isn't going to make itself.
Posted by: Tonypete'

We have to have 47 gallons of distilled water. NOW.
Also, Fritos.

Posted by: LenNeal at June 12, 2024 08:42 PM (9yXr+)

171 Denmark has recalled several spicy ramen noodle products by South Korean company Samyang, claiming that the capsaicin levels in them could poison consumers.

Three fiery flavours of the Samyang instant ramen line are being withdrawn: Buldak 3x Spicy & Hot Chicken, 2x Spicy & Hot Chicken and Hot Chicken Stew.

Denmark’s food agency issued the recall and warning on Tuesday, urging consumers to abandon the product.

But the maker Samyang says there’s no problem with the quality of the food.

https://tinyurl.com/2c2yymfp
Package photo. Looks good to me.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 12, 2024 08:43 PM (ZdexC)

172 lol, HordeMind!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 12, 2024 08:43 PM (tQtDb)

173 hey, gotta have the makings for French Toast !
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 12, 2024 08:41 PM


And most importantly, the pure Grade B Vermont maple syrup to put on it!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 12, 2024 08:44 PM (yCMqD)

174 But the maker Samyang says there’s no problem with the quality of the food.

https://tinyurl.com/2c2yymfp
Package photo. Looks good to me.
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 12, 2024 08:43 PM (ZdexC)

Heh. When your official corporate response is "lol, pussy"....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 12, 2024 08:44 PM (BpZ5k)

175 Locked wheel skids this week on the EFF BEE AYE.

Posted by: 80's music fan at June 12, 2024 08:45 PM (1oMKu)

176 I need to write a check for two pomelos, and i need to do it right tittyfucking now. Now if you'll excuse me, me and my rear wheel drive minivan from the early 90's with bald tires need to be going now.
Posted by: Warai-otoko

A few years ago I saw a Buick Century pull in with 4 shut-ins who needed the electric carts, running on 4 donut spares.

Posted by: LenNeal at June 12, 2024 08:46 PM (9yXr+)

177 Ramen rations will happen some day but today is not that day

Posted by: Ben HaduButker made the speech at a CATHOLIC at June 12, 2024 08:46 PM (7iAr4)

178 But then whom would overthrow the Shah? Or f*ck with Israel? Or screw up Iraq/Syria/Turkey/Saudi Arabia/Vietnam/Laos/etc., etc., etc.?
Posted by: Tonypete at June 12, 2024 08:39 PM (hbegC)

Whom indeed. Imagine a world where Americans basically never heard of Vietnam, where 50,000 of your best had not been killed, and countless millions others damaged beyond repair for the rest of their lives.

What would we have lost if that had been the case?

Posted by: BurtTC at June 12, 2024 08:47 PM (yxiAY)

179 The danes like leverpostei and think coriander flavored rye bread is wild.

My wife lkes those samyang noodles, she buys them by the case. She eats them by herself because I can only do so much pain.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 12, 2024 08:47 PM (D7oie)

180 Also I spoke my piece a few threads ago, Jonna Lee, Making The Grade.
Oof.

Posted by: LenNeal at June 12, 2024 08:47 PM (9yXr+)

181 -- Adam Schiff

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 12, 2024 08:35 PM (yCMqD)

I want to punch him right in his dick sucker.

Posted by: Live from Madhouse Farm at June 12, 2024 08:48 PM (mOarA)

182 Previously on th EFF BEE AYE "Director, these fake Michelins came in wih the last fentanyl haul."

Posted by: 80's music fan at June 12, 2024 08:48 PM (1oMKu)

183 We have to have 47 gallons of distilled water. NOW.
Also, Fritos.
Posted by: LenNeal at June 12, 2024 08:42 PM (9yXr+)

Well how else are we going to make Frito pie? Honestly, LenNeal. What you need is to add a stream of comedy throughout your book. Dilute the intensity a hair.

Posted by: Piper at June 12, 2024 08:48 PM (/sySz)

184
But then whom would overthrow the Shah?

Or INSTALL the Shah?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 12, 2024 08:48 PM (63Dwl)

185 But the maker Samyang says there’s no problem with the quality of the food.

https://tinyurl.com/2c2yymfp
Package photo. Looks good to me.
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 12, 2024 08:43 PM (ZdexC)

Heh. When your official corporate response is "lol, pussy"....
Posted by: Warai-otoko

With packaging like that I expect it to be spicy.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 12, 2024 08:49 PM (cOq4q)

186 Great. Now i need a t-shirt with that angry demon chicken on it.

33% left on the phone. Warai-onna fast asleep....

I can do this.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 12, 2024 08:50 PM (BpZ5k)

187 With packaging like that I expect it to be spicy.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 12, 2024 08:49 PM (cOq4q)

I would expect to die crying and gasping for breath.

Posted by: Live from Madhouse Farm at June 12, 2024 08:50 PM (mOarA)

188 Denmark can't handle the heat!

Posted by: eleven at June 12, 2024 08:51 PM (iziT8)

189 I want to build a website featuring women who rate as 7 and 8.

I'd call it attainablewomen.com
Posted by: Robert at June 12, 2024 07:59 PM (jS8P

Just wait for AI girlfriends. Then you can buy whatever you want.
Posted by: AlaBAMA


Cherry 2000

Posted by: rickb223 at June 12, 2024 08:51 PM (IlXre)

190 I'm sorry sir. We'll need at least a zip code:

running on 4 donut spares

Posted by: 80's music fan at June 12, 2024 08:52 PM (Yt3+Z)

191 Well how else are we going to make Frito pie? Honestly, LenNeal. What you need is to add a stream of comedy throughout your book. Dilute the intensity a hair.
Posted by: Piper'

The sequel to the Android book does have humor.
I'd never seen it before but I watched Collossus the Forbin Project the other day, it's on Archive.
Interesting piece of work.

Posted by: LenNeal at June 12, 2024 08:52 PM (9yXr+)

192 Oakland church completely gutted by metal thieves:
https://tinyurl.com/5hketp7y

We are now officially South Africa.

Posted by: gp's Prophecies Of Mood at June 12, 2024 08:53 PM (MvF+J)

193 I'll eat those crazy "liquid death" borderline inedible hot sauces and love it, but i can't really handle black pepper heat. Like, put to much of that in a pot pie, and i can't do it.

It's weird. I really don't get it. I'm reasonably certain piper nigrum doesn't get its heat from capsaicin, but still....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 12, 2024 08:53 PM (BpZ5k)

194 Lucy Lui Sexbot.

Posted by: Frye at June 12, 2024 08:54 PM (SYTee)

195 Cherry 2000
Posted by: rickb223'

Verry important to clarify, Cherry 2000 is the sex android NOT the woman contracted to retrieve her core.

Posted by: LenNeal at June 12, 2024 08:54 PM (9yXr+)

196 Bill Burr hates everybody, but especially interviewers.

Posted by: gp's Prophecies Of Mood at June 12, 2024 08:55 PM (MvF+J)

197 Krazy ex was Korean. Then
We'd go to Korean restaurants and she would explain,
"No, he wants spicy. He eats hotter food than we do."
They tend to make it mild for the white guys...

Helps when someone can order off the secret menu.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 12, 2024 08:55 PM (cOq4q)

198 Yes, this is true. Whi-teout snowstorm conditions only last a few minutes at times. Trucks sit higher, out of the "ground effect" so they scoot along at 90 mph.

Nobody slows down when pavement is wet or obscured and stays bumper to bumper. It only takes a second to screw the pooch. Can't slow down, conversely.

In YooRup, the big trucks are restricted to 62mph and the right hand lane.

Posted by: Common Tater at June 12, 2024 08:55 PM (CC2oZ)

199 "Lucy Lui Sexbot."

Would.

Posted by: eleven at June 12, 2024 08:55 PM (iziT8)

200 I't unbelievable how people will come to the supermarket in the craziest weather for no reason at all.
Posted by: LenNeal

I ain't ascared of no weather. When I want Fritos, I want them. You're open, anyway, amirite?

America!

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 12, 2024 08:55 PM (OX9vb)

201 I want to build a website featuring women who rate as 7 and 8.

I'd call it attainablewomen.com
Posted by: Robert at June 12, 2024 07:59 PM (jS8P

Just wait for AI girlfriends. Then you can buy whatever you want.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Cherry 2000
Posted by: rickb223 at June 12, 2024 08:51 PM (IlXre)

People have crunched the numbers, and shown that women on dating websites rate themselves significantly higher than the men do.

And the ratios at which women reject men, because they rate the men much lower than themselves, is staggering.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 12, 2024 08:56 PM (FlXxH)

202 I tried to coax the supermarket to come to me. Bupkis.

Posted by: gp's Prophecies Of Mood at June 12, 2024 08:57 PM (MvF+J)

203 I love the secret menu stuff. Chicken queso flamado set on fire at the table.

Posted by: Ben HaduButker made the speech at a CATHOLIC at June 12, 2024 08:57 PM (7iAr4)

204 I would maybe drive my truck at least 1000 meters off the highway, in one of those nightmare scenarios. Or at least start running as far away as possible, there is no stopping a highway crack up once it gets going.

Posted by: Common Tater at June 12, 2024 08:58 PM (CC2oZ)

205 I n wandering around the interwebs I stumbled on the Our Lady of Clear Creek Abbey.
Have any of the horde heard of it?
Thinking of buying from their gift shop

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 12, 2024 08:58 PM (Ka3bZ)

206 And the ratios at which women reject men, because they rate the men much lower than themselves, is staggering.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 12, 2024 08:56 PM (FlXxH)

Looked at properly, this is essentially a protective adaptation for the species.

Yeah, sweetie. Those guys just aren't good enough for you. Here's your fifteen cats and a reddit handle. Thank you for your service.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 12, 2024 08:58 PM (BpZ5k)

207 So The Kid asked to come with me on one of my night trips, I went shooting at my range, recall this is at like, 03:00, there is absolutely nobody out but police and ambulances. So we went shooting at the indoor range then drove up through two townships, and went to Dennys.
Had a nice meal, then we stopped by another truck stop and shes still recovering from jaw surgery so she got appropriate items.
I spend very little time around people at all, and the people I am around are mostly drug addicts and night crawlers.

Posted by: LenNeal at June 12, 2024 08:59 PM (9yXr+)

208 Would you like to take a moment to register me?

Posted by: Lucy Lui Sexbot at June 12, 2024 08:59 PM (ZdexC)

209 Would you like to take a moment to register me?
Posted by: Lucy Lui Sexbot at June 12, 2024 08:59 PM (ZdexC)
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Is that one of those British perversions?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at June 12, 2024 09:00 PM (hYDNe)

210 Truck stops are very interesting places at 03:00 anywhere.

Any night people, like me, we're kind of a special breed.

Posted by: LenNeal at June 12, 2024 09:01 PM (9yXr+)

211 Would you like to take a moment to register me?
Posted by: Lucy Lui Sexbot at June 12, 2024 08:59 PM (ZdexC)
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Is that one of those British perversions?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at June 12, 2024 09:00 PM (hYDNe)

Dammit, metal woman, i just gister'd ya five minutes ago. You know damn well i have a half hour refractory period.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 12, 2024 09:02 PM (BpZ5k)

212 Lucy Liu is not hot.

Posted by: Ben HaduButker made the speech at a CATHOLIC at June 12, 2024 09:02 PM (7iAr4)

213
I ain't ascared of no weather. When I want Fritos, I want them. You're open, anyway, amirite?

America!
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs!'

We had a woman who hit two deer on the way in and still insisted on jugs of water and onion rings. And cigarettes.

Posted by: LenNeal at June 12, 2024 09:03 PM (9yXr+)

214 Looked at properly, this is essentially a protective adaptation for the species.

Yeah, sweetie. Those guys just aren't good enough for you. Here's your fifteen cats and a reddit handle. Thank you for your service.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 12, 2024 08:58 PM (BpZ5k)

An interesting thought experiment is to wonder what the world would be like, if there were no internet.

How many of these miserable lesbians would be happily married housewives with children? Or at least holding down a job commensurate with their skill, and not influencers with millions of followers.

Like assistant managers of fast food establishments.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 12, 2024 09:03 PM (FlXxH)

215 Would you like to take a moment to register me?
Posted by: Lucy Lui Sexbot at June 12, 2024 08:59 PM (ZdexC)
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Is that one of those British perversions?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at June 12, 2024 09:00 PM (hYDNe)
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Bing Lucy Lui Sexbot
Totes safe for work.. as long as nobody logging your web usage.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 12, 2024 09:03 PM (cOq4q)

216 True Lucy Liu is not hot but Joan Chen is.

Posted by: LenNeal at June 12, 2024 09:05 PM (9yXr+)

217 207; I spend very little time around people at all, and the people I am around are mostly drug addicts and night crawlers.
Posted by: LenNeal at June 12

As I would tell. Y leaders who would whine they didn’t make their numbers because of their staff, you have to change the people, or change the people. Figure out which you are going to do.

Posted by: Piper at June 12, 2024 09:06 PM (p4NUW)

218 Like assistant managers of fast food establishments.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 12, 2024 09:03 PM (FlXxH)

They would 95% of them be living off of alimony and manipulating horny idiots.

Yes that's a real number. We'll be going to print in the Journal of North American Crazy Asshole Studies this July.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 12, 2024 09:06 PM (BpZ5k)

219 BurtTC'

The vast majority of human beings want two things, and it's a problem with my colleagues in academia.

1) Get paid
2) Get laid

Posted by: LenNeal at June 12, 2024 09:06 PM (9yXr+)

220 Ok. I gotta ask. LenNeal, how does a guy that does cloak and dagger all over Eastern Europe work in a grocery store. Deep Cover?

Posted by: Ben HaduButker made the speech at a CATHOLIC at June 12, 2024 09:06 PM (7iAr4)

221 Would you like to take a moment to register me?
Posted by: Lucy Lui Sexbot at June 12, 2024 08:59 PM (ZdexC)

Sure...

Hey, why is Google needing to know the location of my penis?

Posted by: BurtTC at June 12, 2024 09:07 PM (FlXxH)

222 re: Samyang Buldak, that stuff is spicy. I bought a pack of regular spicy, having no idea what I was getting into. They had the 2x spicy as well, glad I didn't get it. I like spicy, I can handle a decent heat, but holy hell the regular was about at my limit. I ate all of the ones I bought, and the flavor was good, but seriously hot. I doubt I could have gotten through a 2x. For reference, I regularly cook up jalapenos to put on a burger or steak, and I think a 1:4 ratio of butter to Frank's hot sauce is about medium for a wing sauce.

Posted by: sigmaD00d at June 12, 2024 09:07 PM (LD4u9)

223 Here's a bill they ought to make:

No more Statecraft. No more "intelligence". Any actual intelligence work is done by the military, with explicit permission by the President and only the President, and only on foreign soil or against foreign assets. All domestic police and security gets done by the States on their own, and if they want to share information with other States they can jolly well write a fucking email like everyone else on earth. No more CIA, no more FBI, no more 57 flavors of Intelligence Communities. Shut it the fuck down. They do far, far more to imperil the US and the rest of the world than they do to benefit us.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 12, 2024 08:35 PM (BpZ5k)

You wouldn't happen to write a newsletter, would you?

Posted by: Darrell Harris at June 12, 2024 09:08 PM (Yv6Jr)

224 there was an Elk that lived with a herd of cows Cairo NE and Ravenna NE. Seen it a few times. think he is gone now

Posted by: t-dubya-d at June 12, 2024 09:09 PM (RjlXJ)

225 And the ratios at which women reject men, because they rate the men much lower than themselves, is staggering.
Posted by: BurtTC

This is so weird to me. Most women I know don’t realize how pretty they actually are, or any of their other positives.

Posted by: Piper at June 12, 2024 09:09 PM (p4NUW)

226 Ok. I gotta ask. LenNeal, how does a guy that does cloak and dagger all over Eastern Europe work in a grocery store. Deep Cover?

Anything's possible on the interwebz.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at June 12, 2024 09:10 PM (mH6SG)

227 you have to change the people, or change the people. Figure out which you are going to do.
Posted by: Piper'

We can't change the clientele. We can't. The funniest bit is, we cannot keep Black employees. They just freak the fuck out over the behavior of customers. All our constant employees, except for Black women, are White. Even Latins, Mexicans. etc. They can't cope and quit. The hard core is all White.

Posted by: LenNeal at June 12, 2024 09:10 PM (9yXr+)

228 And the ratios at which women reject men, because they rate the men much lower than themselves, is staggering.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 12, 2024 08:56 PM


2/10. WNB.
* next *
3/10. WNB
* next *
1/10. WNB

Posted by: Woman on dating site at June 12, 2024 09:10 PM (yCMqD)

229 We had a woman who hit two deer on the way in and still insisted on jugs of water and onion rings. And cigarettes.
Posted by: LenNeal at June 12, 2024 09:03 PM (9yXr+)


LOL. Retail stories are the best stories.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 12, 2024 09:10 PM (OX9vb)

230 We really are headed towards a dystopian cyberpunk world.

I'm gonna hunt replicants.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 12, 2024 09:11 PM (3CVIc)

231 between Cairo and Ravenna i meant!!!

Posted by: t-dubya-d at June 12, 2024 09:11 PM (RjlXJ)

232 Ok. I gotta ask. LenNeal, how does a guy that does cloak and dagger all over Eastern Europe work in a grocery store. Deep Cover?
Posted by: Ben HaduButker'

Oh, I can make my own hours and the health insurance is amazing. I guess it does seem not very believable.

Posted by: LenNeal at June 12, 2024 09:12 PM (9yXr+)

233 Notorious BFD, +1

Posted by: Ben HaduButker made the speech at a CATHOLIC at June 12, 2024 09:13 PM (7iAr4)

234 And the ratios at which women reject men, because they rate the men much lower than themselves, is staggering.
Posted by: BurtTC

This is so weird to me. Most women I know don’t realize how pretty they actually are, or any of their other positives.
Posted by: Piper at June 12, 2024 09:09 PM (p4NUW)

This is one of the peculiar results of the internet, for women to have so far distorted their self-worth online, in the other direction.

I assume at this point somebody set out to make it so.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 12, 2024 09:13 PM (FlXxH)

235 Secret agents gotta eat too.

Posted by: Meatcutter, Porterhouse On Sale! at June 12, 2024 09:13 PM (SYTee)

236 Online dating is Satan's spawn.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 12, 2024 09:14 PM (3CVIc)

237 Did you know a Frito makes a great campfire starter?

Seriously. Try lighting one some time!

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at June 12, 2024 09:15 PM (yCMqD)

238 237 Did you know a Frito makes a great campfire starter?

Seriously. Try lighting one some time!
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at June 12, 2024 09:15 PM (yCMqD

A.) Yes, I watched SurvivorMan
2.) Shut up, Wesley!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 12, 2024 09:16 PM (3CVIc)

239 Ok. I gotta ask. LenNeal, how does a guy that does cloak and dagger all over Eastern Europe work in a grocery store. Deep Cover?
Posted by: Ben HaduButker'

I paid off my house, have no debts, and if that's how one rolls, what you make is money one can keep. I live in a VERY poor area in a failed factory town, which plays into why I'm so unpleasant. Well, you make a space in say Gary Indiana where everyone is afraid of you. I have done that.
Yes, I am just that scary.
So, I don't waste my income on custom kitchens, ICE toys, lawns, Good People-isms. and just live quietly in a house fully paid for. Plane tickets are not terribly expensive and I travel alone.

Posted by: LenNeal at June 12, 2024 09:16 PM (9yXr+)

240 This is so weird to me. Most women I know don’t realize how pretty they actually are, or any of their other positives.
Posted by: Piper at June 12, 2024 09:09 PM (p4NUW)

Most women you know likely aren't swiping through a rolodex of cum-clogged jackasses trying to find one that can somehow backstop their own horrendously underwater self___, like they were a guy who owes $800k on a bungalow in the nice part of town that isn't nice anymore buying a hundred powerball tickets a day.

They're likely real people, with actual personalities, who exist as a Subject outside of their own id.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 12, 2024 09:16 PM (BpZ5k)

241 if I want to go to Mongolia, in a few months, I can.

Posted by: LenNeal at June 12, 2024 09:17 PM (9yXr+)

242 Truck stops are very interesting places at 03:00 anywhere.


When you stop in to gas up and then go inside to hit the head and the manager pulls your beautiful 14 yr old granddaughter aside to question her about the low life old man she is traveling with, well, that is a fine establishment.

The woman told me trafficking is a huge problem.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 12, 2024 09:18 PM (hbegC)

243 Self image is a verboten word?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 12, 2024 09:19 PM (BpZ5k)

244 243 Self image is a verboten word?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 12, 2024 09:19 PM (BpZ5k)

Apparently not. 🤷

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 12, 2024 09:20 PM (3CVIc)

245 LenNeal, forgive me but bullshit
If somebody wants you to go to Mongolia you can

Posted by: Ben HaduButker made the speech at a CATHOLIC at June 12, 2024 09:20 PM (7iAr4)

246 sooo...what are we talking about ??

Posted by: runner at June 12, 2024 09:20 PM (9pFgx)

247 Apparently not. 🤷
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 12, 2024 09:20 PM (3CVIc)

Ah, who can truly know the way of the hamster.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 12, 2024 09:20 PM (BpZ5k)

248
Her Majesty and Diana arrived at Strasburg, CO this evening. HM said she got over 11 hours of sleep last night, but after driving for half an hour had to pull over and take a nap. It's been a rough trip but here's hoping lower altitudes help.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 12, 2024 09:22 PM (MoZTd)

249 image IMAGE

Is image allowed again?

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 12, 2024 09:23 PM (ZdexC)

250 One last night in Minnesota (that should be an album name). Pookette got some good cave pictures today, and JT The Wonder Dog liked the cave but not the occasional metal-grate walkways (hard on his paws). White Nose Syndrome fungus has nearly wiped out the native bat population to a tenth of what it was five years ago, so Pookette didn't get to see any bats.

Posted by: pookysgirl, being good and putting her feet up at June 12, 2024 09:23 PM (QD4Mo)

251 Ulan Bator is about USD$1500 at the moment by TK with a long layover in Instanbul, but my brother's wife is there and maybe I should spend longer. She loved my cat.

Posted by: LenNeal at June 12, 2024 09:23 PM (9yXr+)

252 Or was it an IMG ___ typo??

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 12, 2024 09:23 PM (ZdexC)

253 234.
I assume at this point somebody set out to make it so.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 12, 2024

I guess. But if something happened with J and me, I am voluntarily becoming a crazy cat lady. I don’t want to have to try to date at my 29+ years. I mean I am in pretty decent shape, but I am far from perfect. Far, far from it. I am 29+. Gravity stinks. I had babies, I have stretch marks, but so does JLo, so that makes me feel better. Anyway, I don’t want to go through all that anxiety again of flaw reveal. It sounds not fun.

Posted by: Piper at June 12, 2024 09:23 PM (p4NUW)

254 image IMAGE

Is image allowed again?
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 12, 2024 09:23 PM (ZdexC)

I guess. Maybe hyphenating before it is still not comme il faux.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 12, 2024 09:24 PM (BpZ5k)

255 White Nose Syndrome fungus has nearly wiped out the native bat population

==


Oh really ?! Interesting......

Posted by: runner at June 12, 2024 09:24 PM (9pFgx)

256 I went out to check the oil on the Saab, Von Sydow, and a little big eared mouse greeted me.

Posted by: LenNeal at June 12, 2024 09:24 PM (9yXr+)

257 You didn't type image but l.c. IMG [or similar]

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 12, 2024 09:25 PM (ZdexC)

258 Online dating is Satan's spawn.

That's who Carl's Jr is using to sell their "el diablo" burger.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at June 12, 2024 09:25 PM (FFW2d)

259 image

___

self___

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 12, 2024 09:26 PM (BpZ5k)

260 When you stop in to gas up and then go inside to hit the head and the manager pulls your beautiful 14 yr old granddaughter aside to question her about the low life old man she is traveling with, well, that is a fine establishment.

The woman told me trafficking is a huge problem.
Posted by: Tonypete''

Yes, it is, these staff at the Kwik Trip/Star are trained to see if it seems weird.

Posted by: LenNeal at June 12, 2024 09:26 PM (9yXr+)

261 Yup. Definitely the hyphen.

So don't do that.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 12, 2024 09:26 PM (BpZ5k)

262 242. The woman told me trafficking is a huge problem.
Posted by: Tonypete at June

This hurts my heart, Tonypete. But I am glad there are people out there who try to help and not just ignore.

Posted by: Piper at June 12, 2024 09:26 PM (p4NUW)

263 I mean I am in pretty decent shape, but I am far from perfect. Far, far from it. I am 29+. Gravity stinks. I had babies, I have stretch marks, but so does JLo, so that makes me feel better. Anyway, I don’t want to go through all that anxiety again of flaw reveal. It sounds not fun.
Posted by: Piper at June 12, 2024 09:23 PM


Piper, you've earned every one of those stretch marks, sags, (and maybe grey hairs). Be proud of them!

And trust me on this, if there were to be a lucky guy, he'd be thinking "How'd I get so lucky?", not about anything else.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 12, 2024 09:27 PM (yCMqD)

264 Really, this thing of How did LenNeal make it from Rust Belt poverty nothing to World Traveler and sitting in Oligarch Hotels is Tivat is a very valid question.

Posted by: LenNeal at June 12, 2024 09:28 PM (9yXr+)

265 so Pookette didn't get to see any bats.
Posted by: pookysgirl, being good and putting her feet up at June 12, 2024 09:23 PM


This is incredibly sad.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 12, 2024 09:29 PM (yCMqD)

266 Anyway, I don’t want to go through all that anxiety again of flaw reveal. It sounds not fun.
Posted by: Piper at June 12, 2024 09:23 PM (p4NUW)

I certainly get that. I was pretty much resigned to never "dating" again, until a beautiful narcissist 20 years younger than me literally showed up at my door.

I would have sworn I was smart enough not to get taken by a maniac, but clearly I underestimated her skill, and my gullibility.

I'd like to say never again, but never again isn't as never as it used to be.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 12, 2024 09:30 PM (FlXxH)

267 Most people think the muskrat is a rodent, or even a type of weasel, but it is actually a fish.
Posted by: fd


You forgot your clerical sock. They were "fish" for Catholic dietary purposes in..... wait, in Michigan? I figured you could get real fish in Michigan with all those great lakes.

Posted by: mikeski at June 12, 2024 09:31 PM (DgGvY)

268 I'm trying to find out what happened with the Fani Willis prosecution and the Georgia Supreme Court today. Some kind of interesting ruling, but hard finding the straight story.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 12, 2024 09:32 PM (S6gqv)

269 256 I went out to check the oil on the Saab, Von Sydow, and a little big eared mouse greeted me.
Posted by: LenNeal at June 12, 2024

You are driving to Mongolia? In a Saab? I don’t think they have Fritos there. Your Frito pie will be lacking a key ingredient and of you try to take some with you, they will be very soggy when you get there.

Posted by: Piper at June 12, 2024 09:33 PM (p4NUW)

270 I hear there's good barbecue in Mongolia.

Posted by: Just got here at June 12, 2024 09:33 PM (dg+HA)

271 Controversy from the Art Thread:

235 Supposably.
Posted by: Ross from Friends at June 12, 2024 10:16 AM (dg+HA)

I thought that was Chandler
Posted by: ... at June 12, 2024 10:19 AM (BSL0A)
=====
By total coincidence that Friends is on now and it is Chandler saying it: "What if I never find somebody? Or even worse, what if I've already found her but I dumped her because she pronounces it 'supposebly'?!"
"The One Where Heckles Dies"]

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 12, 2024 09:33 PM (ZdexC)

272 I'm getting hitched to a woman who wants to do jury duty.

Love is blind.

Which is why love is covered in bruises and has tape on its glasses and drinks out of old jelly jars.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 12, 2024 09:33 PM (BpZ5k)

273 263. This is very sweet. Let’s hope we don’t have to test the theory, though.

Posted by: Piper at June 12, 2024 09:34 PM (p4NUW)

274 #271 Although Joey repeats the word several times to himself after Chandler leaves the room.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 12, 2024 09:34 PM (ZdexC)

275 I couldn't date a women who says supossebly.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 12, 2024 09:35 PM (3CVIc)

276 Three things:

1. The namby-pambys can't bear to hear the words "fuck", "cunt", and "whack job" uttered at the Karen Read trial today as Trooper Proctor determined Karen was guilty in the first 16 hours of investigating.

2. and 3. JC Monaghan has a great rack.

https://youtu.be/fMLIabc0Htk?feature=shared

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at June 12, 2024 09:35 PM (ufFY8)

277 Some major weather rolling in.
At least it isn't snow.
Posted by: davidt at June 12, 2024 08:42 PM (SYTee)
~~~~~

I'm in a houseboat in the Keys right now. Although we dodged most of the worst weather down here this week, right now it is raining so hard that we can't hear the thunder!

Posted by: IrishEi at June 12, 2024 09:35 PM (53fVj)

278 Warai, congratulations. Love is blind Vanity is a bitch

Posted by: Ben HaduButker made the speech at a CATHOLIC at June 12, 2024 09:36 PM (7iAr4)

279 So in other words, you did NOT drive the Million Dollar Highway during a snowstorm. I wouldn't have tried it in the first place, but not too far south of Ouray means you barely started on the... what... 23 miles of road?
Posted by: BurtTC

I drove that highway once when it was snowing...in June.
We (the family) were in Ouray, and planned to head south to Durango, and then to Mesa Verde. We got up in the morning, and it was raining and cold in Ouray, and the guy at the drug store said ,"Yeah, it's probably snowing up on the pass (Red Mountain)"
And it was. We were following a guy driving a school bus, and if he could make it, well, so could we.
It was sunny and warm south of the pass on the way to Durango.
Colorado. If you don't like the weather, drive a few miles, and it will change.
Love that place, it is so beautiful.

Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at June 12, 2024 09:36 PM (tjZg/)

280 Or was it an IMG ___ typo??
Posted by: andycanuck


I think it's funny that you can't type "img" here without capitalizing it, to prevent people from putting animated gifs in the comments.

I'm also thankful for that.

Posted by: mikeski at June 12, 2024 09:36 PM (DgGvY)

281 275 275 I couldn't date a women who says supossebly.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 12, 2024

Or irregardless.

Posted by: Piper at June 12, 2024 09:37 PM (p4NUW)

282 I don’t want to have to try to date at my 29+ years. I mean I am in pretty decent shape, but I am far from perfect. Far, far from it. I am 29+. Gravity stinks. I had babies, I have stretch marks, but so does JLo, so that makes me feel better. Anyway, I don’t want to go through all that anxiety again of flaw reveal. It sounds not fun.
Posted by: Piper

My wife and I met in our late 50's. Far past the point when we were at peak prettiness. She had babies. She had stretch marks. I became pudgy. Dating was fun for us and honestly, effortless. If that is what you want go for it!

Posted by: Tonypete at June 12, 2024 09:37 PM (hbegC)

283 Well shit.

Sony bought Alamo Drafthouse.

https://tinyurl.com/mrxtrfks

Posted by: Robert at June 12, 2024 09:37 PM (C1wFR)

284 Warai-onna is quite highly educated. She still says "vietmanese" and "nucular".

And i've lost my car keys in my left hand before. So I'm not gonna call her on it.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 12, 2024 09:37 PM (BpZ5k)

285 Yeah, it is beautiful if you do not live there, otherwise it is another day ending in y

Posted by: N at June 12, 2024 09:37 PM (8XibL)

286 272 osted by: Warai-otoko at June

Congratulations! May she be a Morticia to your Gomez.

Posted by: Piper at June 12, 2024 09:38 PM (p4NUW)

287 276 https://tinyurl.com/3tzny6hy

Posted by: gp's Prophecies Of Mood at June 12, 2024 09:38 PM (MvF+J)

288 Kinda funny,
Piper, I'm done looking for another partner.

a dinner date who opens the door for me and looks me in the eye and listens as much as he talks would be appreciated.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 12, 2024 09:39 PM (HXGNm)

289 That was then, this is now.

I'm not certain I'd trust just any old schoolbus driver today? They launched the Space Shuttle when it was too cold, and blew it up, too. All the ordinary cues have been buggered.

"People are driving. It's fine" Yeah, uh-huh. I'm just suggesting the presence of traffic is not an endorsement of Safe Road Conditions.

Posted by: Common Tater at June 12, 2024 09:39 PM (CC2oZ)

290 It was sunny and warm south of the pass on the way to Durango.
Colorado. If you don't like the weather, drive a few miles, and it will change.
Love that place, it is so beautiful.
Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at June 12, 2024 09:36 PM (tjZg/)

Yeah, I drove it in October once. It wasn't snowing, but there sure was snow on the sides of the road. Very tense drive, I don't care what month it is.

I miss Colorado so much more than I realized I would. It felt like home, even though we were there for about 3 years. I've been in AZ going on 2 years now... still feels like we're just visiting.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 12, 2024 09:40 PM (FlXxH)

291 Why would somebody2buy movie theaters?

Posted by: N at June 12, 2024 09:40 PM (8XibL)

292 283 Well shit.

Sony bought Alamo Drafthouse.

https://tinyurl.com/mrxtrfks
Posted by: Robert at June 12, 2024 09:37 PM (C1wFR)

that's interesting. Alamo Drafthouse is one of the few movie theater chains that I actually still enjoy going to. Hope they don't change it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 12, 2024 09:40 PM (S6gqv)

293 I'm also thankful for that.
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Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 12, 2024 09:40 PM (ZdexC)

294 Colorado is a shithol, nothing to miss

Posted by: N at June 12, 2024 09:41 PM (8XibL)

295 282 My wife and I met in our late 50's. Far past the point when we were at peak prettiness. She had babies. She had stretch marks. I became pudgy. Dating was fun for us and honestly, effortless. If that is what you want go for it!
Posted by: Tonypete at June 12, 2024

I still have a crazy crush on J all these years later, even if I haven’t married him. This is a made up scenario if he does something stupid and I have to send him to meet his maker. 😀

Posted by: Piper at June 12, 2024 09:41 PM (p4NUW)

296 Congratulations! May she be a Morticia to your Gomez.
Posted by: Piper at June 12, 2024 09:38 PM (p4NUW)

Ha! Perfect comparison, now that i think of it....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 12, 2024 09:41 PM (BpZ5k)

297 that's interesting. Alamo Drafthouse is one of the few movie theater chains that I actually still enjoy going to. Hope they don't change it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 12, 2024 09:40



If ut was any good it would not have gone bankrupt

Posted by: N at June 12, 2024 09:42 PM (8XibL)

298 Posted by: gp's Prophecies Of Mood at June 12, 2024 09:38 PM (MvF+J)

I was watching today's "NBC 10 Boston" channel Canton Confidential on utube from a couple hours ago.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at June 12, 2024 09:42 PM (ufFY8)

299 288 Kinda funny,
Piper, I'm done looking for another partner.

a dinner date who opens the door for me and looks me in the eye and listens as much as he talks would be appreciated.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 12, 2024

You are a catch and a half. Anyone who doesn’t see that is blind, dumb or both.

Posted by: Piper at June 12, 2024 09:44 PM (p4NUW)

300 Anyone who doesn’t see that is blind, dumb or both.

But sure plays a mean pinball?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 12, 2024 09:45 PM (ufFY8)

301
You are a catch and a half. Anyone who doesn’t see that is blind, dumb or both.
Posted by: Piper at June 12, 2024 09:44 PM (p4NUW)

With all due respect, I'd rather half one fish, rather than a fish and a half.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 12, 2024 09:46 PM (FlXxH)

302 nurse, unexpectedly is still in your future.

Posted by: Ben HaduButker made the speech at a CATHOLIC at June 12, 2024 09:46 PM (7iAr4)

303 Congratulations! May she be a Morticia to your Gomez.

Y'all gonna blow up the bridge as the model train is crossing it?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 12, 2024 09:46 PM (yCMqD)

304
a dinner date who opens the door for me and looks me in the eye and listens as much as he talks would be appreciated.



Who are you dating 30 year old women?

I mean who does not do those things?

Posted by: N at June 12, 2024 09:46 PM (8XibL)

305 299 'I'm sorry Dear, I was looking at my phone and didn't hear what you said before you crashed through that glass door!'

Posted by: gp's Prophecies Of Mood at June 12, 2024 09:47 PM (MvF+J)

306 301 With all due respect, I'd rather half one fish, rather than a fish and a half.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 12, 2024

Very funny.

Posted by: Piper at June 12, 2024 09:47 PM (p4NUW)

307 If ut was any good it would not have gone bankrupt
Posted by: N at June 12, 2024 09:42 PM (8XibL)

Those were five theaters operated by a franchisee in Dallas.

Apparently Sony wants to reopen them.

Posted by: Robert at June 12, 2024 09:47 PM (C1wFR)

308 This is incredibly sad.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 12, 2024 09:29 PM (yCMqD)

I think bats are cool, except when they're in my house. Then I hand Pooky a broom and watch him get all tenderhearted.

Posted by: pookysgirl has civilizational boundaries at June 12, 2024 09:48 PM (QD4Mo)

309 With all due respect, I'd rather half one fish, rather than a fish and a half.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 12, 2024 09:46 PM (FlXxH)

Seriously, catching half a fish would be kind of traumatic.

Catching three quarters of a fish twice may or may not be worse.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 12, 2024 09:48 PM (BpZ5k)

310
Those were five theaters operated by a franchisee in Dallas.

Apparently Sony wants to reopen them.
Posted by: R



Interesting

Theatre's are bad real estate

Posted by: N at June 12, 2024 09:48 PM (8XibL)

311 305 'But are you sure you want to cancel the reservation? It was really hard to get!'

Posted by: gp's Prophecies Of Mood at June 12, 2024 09:49 PM (MvF+J)

312 The meatball was just on Hannity. Damn he’s a great governor.!

Posted by: Ex GOP at June 12, 2024 09:49 PM (GpUII)

313 Apparently Sony wants to reopen them.
Posted by: Robert at June 12, 2024 09:47 PM (C1wFR)

Save on distribution, i guess.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 12, 2024 09:49 PM (BpZ5k)

314 a dinner date who opens the door for me and looks me in the eye and listens as much as he talks would be appreciated.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 12, 2024 09:39 PM (HXGNm)

How about dates that trip over their own two feet like their shoelaces are tied together?

Posted by: Robert, faceplanting onto the sidewalk at June 12, 2024 09:50 PM (C1wFR)

315 308 I use sweep nets for indoor bats, release them outside. Used to have a bunch. Less now since I got the masonry fixed.

Posted by: gp's Prophecies Of Mood at June 12, 2024 09:50 PM (MvF+J)

316 I am not dating, but if I were dating I would be going after 20 and thirty year olds and not have any interest in anything they had to say.

Posted by: N at June 12, 2024 09:50 PM (8XibL)

317 I think bats are cool, except when they're in my house. Then I hand Pooky a broom and watch him get all tenderhearted.
Posted by: pookysgirl has civilizational boundaries at June 12, 2024 09:48 PM (QD4Mo)

https://youtu.be/NFRtzGuktfU

Posted by: Robert, faceplanting onto the sidewalk at June 12, 2024 09:52 PM (C1wFR)

318 I am not dating, but if I were dating I would be going after 20 and thirty year olds and not have any interest in anything they had to say.
Posted by: N

Honestly, when I was dating, the gals that were truly the most fun were generally 10-15 older than me. Lots of life experience and stories, knew what they liked and didn't, and happy with themselves.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 12, 2024 09:52 PM (hbegC)

319 309 There is a limit on fish divisibility. Eventually you get down to fundamental fish particles. And there's the mess.

Posted by: gp's Prophecies Of Mood at June 12, 2024 09:52 PM (MvF+J)

320 With all due respect, I'd rather half one fish, rather than a fish and a half.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 12, 2024 09:46 PM (FlXxH)

Seriously, catching half a fish would be kind of traumatic.

Catching three quarters of a fish twice may or may not be worse.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 12, 2024 09:48 PM (BpZ5k)

Albert Fish would beg to differ.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 12, 2024 09:53 PM (FlXxH)

321 309
Seriously, catching half a fish would be kind of traumatic.

Catching three quarters of a fish twice may or may not be worse.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 12, 2024

Okay, both of you. The point is Nurse is amazing. She is smart. She is funny. She can do cartwheels. CARTWHEELS. She is a prize and deserves the best.

Posted by: Piper at June 12, 2024 09:53 PM (p4NUW)

322
I think bats are cool, except when they're in my house. Then I hand Pooky a broom and watch him get all tenderhearted.
Posted by: pookysgirl has civilizational boundaries at June 12, 2024 09:48 PM (QD4Mo)

I found a bat in my house just a few days ago, although I think it was a very young one that was so small that it came down a hole in the chimney that very few things could get through. I was more amazed than grossed out, it was just half the size of the palm of my hand, some insects are bigger than it was. I felt sorry for it and put it outside in some bushes - about 4 hours before surprise 85 MPH winds wreaked havoc on everything here. I wonder if it made it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 12, 2024 09:53 PM (S6gqv)

323 If I've got this straight...

Whales beach themselves and die near offshore wind turbines.

Sharks find abundant prey fish in the shadow of an offshore oil rig.

Whales and sharks agree: the offshore oil rig is better. Who are we to question the wisdom of whales and sharks?

Posted by: Tom Perry at June 12, 2024 09:53 PM (MX0bI)

324 "People are driving. It's fine" Yeah, uh-huh. I'm just suggesting the presence of traffic is not an endorsement of Safe Road Conditions.

It's usually the people that are driving that cause some of the worst road conditions.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at June 12, 2024 09:54 PM (dZVON)

325 a dinner date who opens the door for me and looks me in the eye and listens as much as he talks would be appreciated.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 12, 2024 09:39 PM (HXGNm)

Both of my sons do that. We raised them to be gentlemen. My Dad also helped with that. They were fortunate to see how Grandpa doted on Grandma.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, with a drawer full of pieces of flair at June 12, 2024 09:54 PM (hZc6Q)

326 How about dates that trip over their own two feet like their shoelaces are tied together?
Posted by: Robert, faceplanting onto the sidewalk at June 12, 2024 09:50 PM (C1wFR)

If they had invented Skechers slip-ons, Albert Einstein might have lived longer.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 12, 2024 09:55 PM (FlXxH)

327 Also, them ain't redwoods, them is Sequoias.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, with a drawer full of pieces of flair at June 12, 2024 09:55 PM (hZc6Q)

328 Piper, you're sweet.

It's all good. Just too bad Lucy hates other cats. Otherwise I'd be a crazy cat lady and be happy as a bug in a rug.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 12, 2024 09:55 PM (HXGNm)

329
Honestly, when I was dating, the gals that were truly the most fun were generally 10-15 older than me. Lots of life experience and stories, knew what they liked and didn't, and happy with themselves




Yeah, been there, done that, now I am not interested in compromise and stupid stuff, I would be telling the girl how it's going to be

Posted by: N at June 12, 2024 09:55 PM (8XibL)

330 There is a limit on fish divisibility. Eventually you get down to fundamental fish particles. And there's the mess.
Posted by: gp's Prophecies Of Mood at June 12, 2024 09:52 PM (MvF+J)

"Son of a bitch, who crammed their tuna salad into the synchrotron?! This is gonna take months to clean up!"

"Hey, shut up, I'm sciencing over here!"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 12, 2024 09:55 PM (BpZ5k)

331 2 hours ago...I began tracking what appeared to be a very serious incident aboard the International Space Station...but after further investigation, it turns out it was just a drill but various tracking websites thought it to be the real deal and blasted out clarions of possible disaster.

Thank Goodness.

Posted by: Nightwatch at June 12, 2024 09:56 PM (TDvv2)

332 How about dates that trip over their own two feet like their shoelaces are tied together?
Posted by: Robert, faceplanting onto the sidewalk at

As long as you don't take me down with you and don't need an er visit, and can chuckle at yourself...

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 12, 2024 09:56 PM (Hx7FG)

333 Ont

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 12, 2024 09:56 PM (RIvkX)

334 Both of my sons do that. We raised them to be gentlemen. My Dad also helped with that. They were fortunate to see how Grandpa doted on Grandma.


That is nice but it is about the same as saying you graduated hs and have never been sentenced to the big house

Posted by: N at June 12, 2024 09:57 PM (8XibL)

335 Okay, both of you. The point is Nurse is amazing. She is smart. She is funny. She can do cartwheels. CARTWHEELS. She is a prize and deserves the best.
Posted by: Piper at June 12, 2024 09:53 PM (p4NUW)

Speaking of fish, how is she with castanets?

Posted by: BurtTC at June 12, 2024 09:57 PM (FlXxH)

336 329

Yeah, been there, done that, now I am not interested in compromise and stupid stuff, I would be telling the girl how it's going to be
Posted by: N at June 12, 2024

This is a good plan. Always ends well. Especially with redheads.

Posted by: Piper at June 12, 2024 09:58 PM (p4NUW)

337 That is nice but it is about the same as saying you graduated hs and have never been sentenced to the big house
Posted by: N at June 12, 2024 09:57 PM (8XibL)

In fairness, it's a good thing you showed up when you did, what with all these corn flakes sitting around un-pissed-in.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 12, 2024 09:59 PM (BpZ5k)

338 Posted by: N at June 12, 2024 09:57 PM (8XibL)

I don't like you.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, with a drawer full of pieces of flair at June 12, 2024 09:59 PM (hZc6Q)

339 319 309 There is a limit on fish divisibility. Eventually you get down to fundamental fish particles. And there's the mess.
Posted by: gp's Prophecies Of Mood at June 12, 2024 09:52 PM (MvF+J)

It’s all about scales

Posted by: browndog chases the Zamboni at June 12, 2024 09:59 PM (TTAGa)

340
This is a good plan. Always ends well. Especially with redheads.




You're not in your 20s or 30s they need sterner stuff these days. Besides if I were dating I would have the options

Posted by: N at June 12, 2024 10:00 PM (8XibL)

341 I don't like you.




So?

Posted by: N at June 12, 2024 10:00 PM (8XibL)

342 I have wondered about the absolute speediness in destruction of ALL the dams on the Klamath River this year.

What was the hurry? Why were so many upper river lakes destroyed in the process?

Who is actually running this show?

Posted by: Nightwatch at June 12, 2024 10:01 PM (TDvv2)

343 It’s all about scales
Posted by: browndog chases the Zamboni at June 12, 2024 09:59 PM (TTAGa)

So?
Posted by: N at June 12, 2024 10:00 PM (8XibL

La!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 12, 2024 10:01 PM (BpZ5k)

344 331 The Mir space station was a nonstop very-serious-incident. Good book about it is "Dragonfly: NASA and the Crisis Aboard Mir." There was a fire. There were big globs of ethylene glycol floating around, splashing people in the face. The USA astronaut aboard whined a lot about it. Not the right stuff.

Posted by: gp's Prophecies Of Mood at June 12, 2024 10:01 PM (MvF+J)

345 Tee doh …

Posted by: browndog chases the Zamboni at June 12, 2024 10:02 PM (TTAGa)

346 nood

Posted by: gp's Prophecies Of Mood at June 12, 2024 10:02 PM (MvF+J)

347 In fairness, it's a good thing you showed up when you did, what with all these corn flakes sitting around un-pissed-in.
Posted by: W




It is not a thing to note that you raised somebody to not be barbarians, good that you did but not im2teresting

Posted by: N at June 12, 2024 10:02 PM (8XibL)

348 Hadrian,

Will be hot through here tomorrow, triple digits. I just put off picking up my trailer for a day. Friday is supposed to be cooler. Hope Her Majesty gets through it okay.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at June 12, 2024 10:16 PM (xjTDL)

349 I’m glad to see James Kunstler links for the moron hoard. He’s a very clear thinker and a helluva good writer.

Posted by: halfastro at June 12, 2024 10:19 PM (X5pwk)

350 An interesting thought experiment is to wonder what the world would be like, if there were no internet.

How many of these miserable lesbians would be happily married housewives with children? Or at least holding down a job commensurate with their skill, and not influencers with millions of followers.

Like assistant managers of fast food establishments.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 12, 2024 09:03 PM (FlXxH)

Feminism was in full swing long before the internet. Creepy perversion was spread by those free town newspapers with odd ads in the classifieds.

So I don't think it would have taken that much longer in such a world.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 13, 2024 03:03 PM (eoQWY)

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