Even Hardcore Democrat Shitlib Propagandist Martha Raddatz Doesn't Believe Biden's Fake EO Will Reduce Immigration

Biden signed an EO granting himself the power -- which he previously insisted he did not have -- that the border would be closed if and only if illegal crossings exceeded 2500 per day for a week.

Supposedly, the border will be closed until the illegal crossings drop to 1,500 per day for a week.

Critically, Biden didn't give himself the power to shut down the border. He gave the power to the Open Border Czar himself, DHS Secretary Mayorkas. He did this for two reasons:

1, if Mayorkas closes the border, then Biden will distance himself from that call and not seek to avoid blame from the left.

2, if, as everyone expects, Mayorkas will ignore his power to close the border and never actually close it, then Biden will distance himself from that call and seek to avoid blame from the center and the right.

Even Martha Raddatz was disbelieving that this ploy would result in anything beyond Biden claiming "I closed the border, despite Republicans' demands that I keep it wide open."

President Biden said, 'This ban will remain in place until the number of people trying to enter illegally is reduced to a level that our system can effectively manage,' meaning, as we said, that average of 1,500 encounters or less over a period of 14 days. We said that has never happened. Do you really expect that to happen in the coming months or before Election Day?" Raddatz asked.
"Martha, it is. 1,500, an average of 1,500 individuals encountered over a seven-day consecutive period. We are driving to that and that's not all we're doing. We are also communicating throughout the region about the lawful pathways, we are driving people to use-- " Mayorkas said.
"But that's something you've been doing all along; you've been trying to do that with people," Raddatz jumped in.
Raddatz then played a 2021 interview with Mayorkas, during which the then-newly confirmed DHS secretary claimed the administration had a plan on how to address the large numbers seen at the southern border.
"'We will succeed.' That was three years ago. Since then, 6.5 million migrants have been apprehended along the southern border. It would be very hard to call that a success," Raddatz said.
"Martha, remember something -- that immigration, migration is a dynamic phenomenon. It's not just us who are experiencing it throughout the region and throughout the world. Let's recall what everyone expected when Title 42 was lifted in May of 2023. People expected pandaemonium. Our model worked, we drove the numbers down. They go down, they go up. What we need is congressional action. We cannot resource the Department of Homeland Security, the Department of State, the Department of Justice, with additional personnel. We need Congress to legislate," Mayorkas said.

1, there was pandemonium. There remains pandemonium.

2, he claims the numbers went down. Then he immediately says, "They go up, they go down." So did they go down or not? They did not. He's claiming that minor fluctuations downward in a sea of invaders is some kind of victory.

By the way: Of course the current rate of illegals crossing the border far exceeds 2,500 per day.

So will Mayorkas be closing the border this week?

Of course not. It was always a ploy, always a lie.

Mayorkas sets his own bar for "success:" "We are driving to that" level of 1,500 per day.

As long as he can say "we're driving to that level," he'll claim he's right on track to one day, possibly in 2346, finally reduce illegal immigration to 1,500 border crossers per day.

Just like he previously claimed "we are executing on our plan" and succeeding in 2021.

"'We will succeed,'" Raddatz said after playing the clip, quoting #Mayorkas.

"That was three years ago. Since then, 6.5 million migrants have been apprehended along the southern border. It would be very hard to call that a success."#BidenBorderCrisis pic.twitter.com/EdU2YMMs9X
— A Little Mental With Mike (@MentalWithMike) June 10, 2024

The real plan is this: Biden doesn't want the spectacle of illegal immigrants crossing the border.

So he's opened offices in foreign countries where people can apply for asylum. So when they come to the border, they don't have to illegally cross.

They just show their Free Border Crossing Pass and walk right in.

MAYORKAS: "We have built safe mobility offices in Colombia, Ecuador, Guatemala, Costa Rica to reach people where they are so they don't have to take the perilous journey." pic.twitter.com/Tld4oyqRxr
— Townhall.com (@townhallcom) June 10, 2024

From 2021: Mayorkas claimed he was "working on a plan" to allow the media to see what they're doing in border patrol stations.

Apparently he's still working on that plan.

ABC’s Martha Raddatz questions DHS Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas: “if you’ve got this great plan, why won’t you let the media in?” #WhatsBidenHiding? pic.twitter.com/mM0wcYgwyd
— Robby Starbuck (@robbystarbuck) March 21, 2021

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 04:15 PM

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Posted by: Jordan61 at June 11, 2024 04:18 PM (DRSnL)

2 It's not supposed to reduce illegals. It's supposed to make the rubes think they are reducing illegals.

Posted by: Ann at June 11, 2024 04:19 PM (4neFu)

3 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 11, 2024 04:19 PM (Zz0t1)

4 Raddatz......sounds like something uncomfortable in the perineum.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 11, 2024 04:20 PM (Zz0t1)

5 A true progressive doesn't let it worry them, though.

Posted by: Axeman at June 11, 2024 04:21 PM (krQz2)

6 He's got a rather punchable face, doesn't he?

Posted by: hobbitopoly at June 11, 2024 04:21 PM (XPM1I)

7 "Mayorkas will ignore his power to close the border"

He's said under oath about thirty times already: "The border is secure." He swears it's already closed.

Posted by: gp: The Thinking Woman's Sex Symbol at June 11, 2024 04:21 PM (MvF+J)

8 The EO looks good to me.

Posted by: Mike Johnson at June 11, 2024 04:21 PM (aFNOf)

9 2, if, as everyone expects, Mayorkas will ignore his power to close the border and never actually close it, then Biden will distance himself from that call and seek to avoid blame from the center and the right.
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Didn't it come out recently that Mayorkas disclosed that the US government has offices in Central America to help aliens get here more easily? Or did I imagine that?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 11, 2024 04:22 PM (d04cU)

10 BTW, Senile Joe is threatening us with F-15s again:

Biden on second amendment advocates: "If they want to think they can take on the government if we get out of line, they need F-15s, they don't need a rifle."

How many F-15s did the Taliban have again, Joe?

Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 11, 2024 04:22 PM (uxCna)

11 Like a duckling emerging from a fleshy over-exfoliated egg, going rawnk, rawnk, rawnk.

Who the hell sits in a hotel lobby and listens to these mutants on a blue background and thinks these are their betters?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 11, 2024 04:22 PM (BpZ5k)

12 Mayorkas looks like he's full of candy.
It would be nice to find out for sure.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at June 11, 2024 04:22 PM (xcxpd)

13 Biden signed an EO granting himself the power -- which he previously insisted he did not have ...

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"Look fat, I've got a Crayon and a PlaySkool Phone-on-Wheels, Jack!"

Posted by: ShainS -- Make Mean Tweets Great Again! at June 11, 2024 04:22 PM (bGN/I)

14 4 Raddatz......sounds like something uncomfortable in the perineum.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden

There's a vax for that now.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 11, 2024 04:22 PM (aFNOf)

15 Three noods for me but no firsts

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 11, 2024 04:22 PM (ZdexC)

16 "Martha, remember something -- that immigration, migration is a dynamic phenomenon. It's not just us who are experiencing it throughout the region and throughout the world.
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Blow me.

I do not care about the "dynamism" of the problem.
I do not care about what other countries are experiencing.
I do not care about what other countries are doing.
I do not care about what happens "throughout the region."

I care about this country, and this problem, and therefore I care about solving this problem in this country.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 11, 2024 04:23 PM (d04cU)

17 Is this Martha Raddatz related to the Leslie Raddatz who used to write for TV Guide in the Sixties? The name is sort of unusual, so I wonder.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 11, 2024 04:24 PM (J2vNu)

18 A friend just said that he thinks the Dems are going to assassinate both Biden and Kamala, while blaming MAGA, as the easiest way to gain sympathy and Votes for what ever Ass Clowns they nominate in their place, and solve their problem of replacing their absurd VP while dumping Biden.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at June 11, 2024 04:24 PM (CecP5)

19 The border is secure. It hasn't moved an inch in years. Yeah, a bunch of people walk across it, but that doesn't hurt the border at all. It's safe as houses.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 11, 2024 04:24 PM (BpZ5k)

20 Distraction #76532

It's about all they've got short of martial law.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 11, 2024 04:24 PM (Q4IgG)

21 By the way: Of course the current rate of illegals crossing the border far exceeds 2,500 per day.
So will Mayorkas be closing the border this week?
Of course not. It was always a ploy, always a lie.
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Yup. The numbers were never relevant. The effect of the EO was to open the border, and it did so with aplomb.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 11, 2024 04:24 PM (d04cU)

22 MAYORKAS: "We have built safe mobility offices in Colombia, Ecuador, Guatemala, Costa Rica to reach people where they are so they don't have to take the perilous journey." pic.twitter.com/Tld4oyqRxr

— Townhall.com (@townhallcom) June 10, 2024

When did those countries move to the border of the United States? Thought you had to claim asylum in the first country you come to after leaving yours. Or are we just fully circumventing that whole process and flying them in, first class?

Oh yeah......we are.

FJB. I hope your descent into dementia is painful for everyone around you, INCLUDING you, you evil bastard.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 11, 2024 04:25 PM (Zz0t1)

23 We need Congress to legislate," Mayorkas said.
.......

AMNESTY

Posted by: wth at June 11, 2024 04:25 PM (v0R5T)

24 Townhall.com @townhallcom Jun 10
MAYORKAS: "We have built safe mobility offices in Colombia, Ecuador, Guatemala, Costa Rica to reach people where they are so they don't have to take the perilous journey."

Ned Ryun @nedryun
This traitor is top of the list when we regain power. He can go hang out in Colombia for the rest of his life.

Chip Roy @chiproytx
This is a war on America by our own government.

Auron MacIntyre @AuronMacintyre
Treason
It’s called treason

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 11, 2024 04:25 PM (ZdexC)

25 Is Mayorkas bald/balding, or does he just shave his pointed little head?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 11, 2024 04:25 PM (J2vNu)

26 Remember when they threatened that building the wall would cause a head of lettuce to double from $1?
"Who will pick the vegetables? Do they want to pay $2 for a head of lettuce?" they sneered.

Now a head of lettuce is $2....

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 11, 2024 04:26 PM (g9W3m)

27 'I do not care about the "dynamism" of the problem.'

Me neither. I'd like to hear more about its angular momentum, though.

Posted by: gp: The Thinking Woman's Sex Symbol at June 11, 2024 04:26 PM (MvF+J)

28
There's a vax for that now.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 11, 2024 04:22 PM (aFNOf)

I know there's a whole host of 'medicines' they advertise on TV that CAUSE it......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 11, 2024 04:26 PM (Zz0t1)

29 10 BTW, Senile Joe is threatening us with F-15s again:

Biden on second amendment advocates: "If they want to think they can take on the government if we get out of line, they need F-15s, they don't need a rifle."

How many F-15s did the Taliban have again, Joe?
Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 11, 2024 04:22 PM (uxCna)

If we can also have F-15's, I'll take them.
Every task has a tool. Sometimes the tool is a rifle, sometimes it's a rope.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at June 11, 2024 04:26 PM (xcxpd)

30 I'm going to use that for my gainz.

"I'm driving towards that 10lb fat loss. Then numbers go up, they go down, but I'm always driving towards it."

Ooh look! Nachos!

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 11, 2024 04:26 PM (6gW4D)

31 Build the gosh darn wall you traitorous mewling quim

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 11, 2024 04:26 PM (C5fZw)

32 Body hammers, leather hammers, brass hammers, ball peen hammers, upholstery hammers, various blacksmiths hammers, sledge hammers, roofing hammers, claw hammers, assorted mallets and clubs, hammers for children, hammers for the elderly, hammers forged in the heart of a neutron star, love hammers, stone hammers, crab hammers, pneumatic hammers, sexy sex hammers, hammers that keep you awake, hammers that put you to sleep, hammers with fiberglass handles, electric hammers, hammers larger than a man, carnival hammers, hammers too small to be seen by the naked eye, dulcimer hammers, hammers and eggs, steam hammers, water hammers.

Posted by: HAMMERS FOR SALE at June 11, 2024 04:27 PM (8EFeo)

33 Three noods for me but no firsts
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 11, 2024 04:22 PM (ZdexC)

First you first, THEN you nood.

It's a winning strategy.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 11, 2024 04:27 PM (Zz0t1)

34 I'm going to use that for my gainz.

"I'm driving towards that 10lb fat loss. Then numbers go up, they go down, but I'm always driving towards it."

Ooh look! Nachos!
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 11, 2024 04:26 PM (6gW4D)
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LOL. "It goes up and down" is real. It is not the end of the story. What's the trend? Is the *trend* moving down?

Mayorkas, of course, knows this. Anyone with a passing familiarity with a data set of any kind knows it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 11, 2024 04:27 PM (d04cU)

35 Now a head of lettuce is $2....
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 11, 2024 04:26 PM (g9W3m)

Here it's more like $3.50

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 11, 2024 04:27 PM (W2Pud)

36 BTW, Senile Joe is threatening us with F-15s again:

Leftists spend a lot of time fantasizing about killing their opponents, don't they?

Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 11, 2024 04:27 PM (uxCna)

37 Body hammers, leather hammers, brass hammers, ball peen hammers, upholstery hammers, various blacksmiths hammers, sledge hammers, roofing hammers, claw hammers, assorted mallets and clubs, hammers for children, hammers for the elderly, hammers forged in the heart of a neutron star, love hammers, stone hammers, crab hammers, pneumatic hammers, sexy sex hammers, hammers that keep you awake, hammers that put you to sleep, hammers with fiberglass handles, electric hammers, hammers larger than a man, carnival hammers, hammers too small to be seen by the naked eye, dulcimer hammers, hammers and eggs, steam hammers, water hammers.
Posted by: HAMMERS FOR SALE at June 11, 2024 04:27 PM (8EFeo)

That's hot.

Posted by: Paul Pelosi at June 11, 2024 04:27 PM (Zz0t1)

38 18 A friend just said that he thinks the Dems are going to assassinate both Biden and Kamala, while blaming MAGA, as the easiest way to gain sympathy and Votes for what ever Ass Clowns they nominate in their place, and solve their problem of replacing their absurd VP while dumping Biden.
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at June 11, 2024 04:24 PM (CecP5)

Don't tease me

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at June 11, 2024 04:28 PM (xcxpd)

39 No person is illegal, and you are a tool of the racist cispatriarchy if you believe otherwise, and playing into the flippers of Big Penguin.

Don't be a tool of Big Penguin.

Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein of Brattleboro, VT at June 11, 2024 04:28 PM (EDVFp)

40 Now a head of lettuce is $2....

And still a better value than all the talking heads in the media or politics.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 11, 2024 04:28 PM (C5fZw)

41 Body hammers, leather hammers, brass hammers, ball peen hammers, upholstery hammers, various blacksmiths hammers, sledge hammers, roofing hammers, claw hammers, assorted mallets and clubs, hammers for children, hammers for the elderly, hammers forged in the heart of a neutron star, love hammers, stone hammers, crab hammers, pneumatic hammers, sexy sex hammers, hammers that keep you awake, hammers that put you to sleep, hammers with fiberglass handles, electric hammers, hammers larger than a man, carnival hammers, hammers too small to be seen by the naked eye, dulcimer hammers, hammers and eggs, steam hammers, water hammers.
Posted by: HAMMERS FOR SALE at June 11, 2024 04:27 PM (8EFeo)
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STOP IT!

Posted by: Lawrence O'Donnell at June 11, 2024 04:28 PM (krQz2)

42 "hammers forged in the heart of a neutron star"

Estwing (just down the street here) first introduced those in 1979.

Posted by: gp: The Thinking Woman's Sex Symbol at June 11, 2024 04:28 PM (MvF+J)

43 "Hammers forged in the heart of a neutron star"?

I'll take twelve!

Oh, wait. How will I get them home . . .?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 11, 2024 04:28 PM (J2vNu)

44 37 Body hammers, leather hammers, brass hammers, ball peen hammers, upholstery hammers, various blacksmiths hammers, sledge hammers, roofing hammers, claw hammers, assorted mallets and clubs, hammers for children, hammers for the elderly, hammers forged in the heart of a neutron star, love hammers, stone hammers, crab hammers, pneumatic hammers, sexy sex hammers, hammers that keep you awake, hammers that put you to sleep, hammers with fiberglass handles, electric hammers, hammers larger than a man, carnival hammers, hammers too small to be seen by the naked eye, dulcimer hammers, hammers and eggs, steam hammers, water hammers.
Posted by: HAMMERS FOR SALE at June 11, 2024 04:27 PM (8EFeo)

That's hot.
Posted by: Paul Pelosi at June 11, 2024 04:27 PM (Zz0t1)

Snort

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at June 11, 2024 04:29 PM (xcxpd)

45 MAYORKAS: "We have built safe mobility offices in Colombia, Ecuador, Guatemala, Costa Rica

WHAT ABOUT US ?

Posted by: Honduran Tortilla Vendors at June 11, 2024 04:29 PM (v0R5T)

46 Eh, the murder rate goes up and down. At least we passed our law saying no more than 1,500 murders a day.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 11, 2024 04:29 PM (BpZ5k)

47 Biden on second amendment advocates: "If they want to think they can take on the government if we get out of line, they need F-15s, they don't need a rifle."

So, you're admitting that the 2nd amendment is there, first and foremost, to STOP A TYRANNICAL GOVERNMENT and has NOTHING to do with hunting?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 11, 2024 04:29 PM (Zz0t1)

48 >>> 35 Now a head of lettuce is $2....
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 11, 2024 04:26 PM (g9W3m)

Here it's more like $3.50
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 11, 2024 04:27 PM (W2Pud)

The other day it was $2 for iceberg and $3 for the fancy "live" butter lettuce package.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 11, 2024 04:29 PM (llON8)

49 Posted by: HAMMERS FOR SALE at June 11, 2024 04:27 PM (8EFeo)

Any silver hammers, then?

Posted by: Maxwell at June 11, 2024 04:29 PM (T+Iwg)

50 Greg Price @greg_price11
Joe Biden in less than a minute:
- Claims he was a professor at UPenn, which he never was
- Claims he taught a constitutional law class on the second amendment, which he never did*
- Says that you couldn't own a cannon when 2A was implemented, which you could
- And ends by failing miserably to say the phrase "the tree of liberty is watered with the blood of patriots"

https://tinyurl.com/mvmmmbkn
55 seconds; also yelling, swearing Joe DAMMIT! "the blood of Liberty"; fight F-15s again; LOL Fox showing sidebar of Hunter firearms' conviction while Joe rants against the gun lobby.

* Greg's a bit off on that -- Joe basically lied he taught there etc. but said "so I'll talk to the 2nd Amendment".

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 11, 2024 04:29 PM (ZdexC)

51 So, you're giving out credentials in countries thousands of miles away. How are they getting here without the "perilous journey"?

Follow-up... of they can just get on a plane to leave, why do they need asylum here?

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at June 11, 2024 04:29 PM (hCzfy)

52 Posted by: HAMMERS FOR SALE at June 11, 2024 04:27 PM (8EFeo)
++++
The inclusion of "dulcimer hammers" was a very nice touch.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 11, 2024 04:29 PM (d04cU)

53 A friend just said that he thinks the Dems are going to assassinate both Biden and Kamala, while blaming MAGA, as the easiest way to gain sympathy and Votes for what ever Ass Clowns they nominate in their place, and solve their problem of replacing their absurd VP while dumping Biden.

That group of incompetents? I have it on good authority that the destruction of the Francis Scott Key bridge was the fallout when their first attempt went awry.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 11, 2024 04:30 PM (xCA6C)

54
And still a better value than all the talking heads in the media or politics.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 11, 2024 04:28 PM (C5fZw)

My head is like let-tuce...

Go on dig your thumbs in....

Posted by: Faith No More at June 11, 2024 04:30 PM (Zz0t1)

55 ... he'll claim he's right on track to one day, possibly in 2346, finally reduce illegal immigration to 1,500 border crossers per day.

----------------

Ironically, Lindsey Graham has recently scheduled Senate Hearings on a Full Amnesty for illegal alien invaders to take place in 2347.

Coincidence? I don't think so ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Make Mean Tweets Great Again! at June 11, 2024 04:30 PM (JiWZN)

56 No person is illegal, and you are a tool of the racist cispatriarchy if you believe otherwise, and playing into the flippers of Big Penguin.

Don't be a tool of Big Penguin.
Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein of Brattleboro, VT
.......

Mary has been taking spelling lessons.

Posted by: wth at June 11, 2024 04:30 PM (v0R5T)

57 SPONGE!!!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 11, 2024 04:31 PM (Wnv9h)

58 What about grabthar hammers?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 11, 2024 04:31 PM (BpZ5k)

59 Me neither. I'd like to hear more about its angular momentum, though.
Posted by: gp: The Thinking Woman's Sex Symbol at June 11, 2024 04:26 PM

Could I interest you in its Young's Modulus?

Posted by: J. Random Moron at June 11, 2024 04:31 PM (EDVFp)

60 Posted by: HAMMERS FOR SALE at June 11, 2024 04:27 PM (8EFeo)
++++
The inclusion of "dulcimer hammers" was a very nice touch.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
......

What about Lace Hammers?

Posted by: wth at June 11, 2024 04:31 PM (v0R5T)

61 I want a Bergepanzer 38(t) Hetzer mit 2cm Flak 38 please

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 11, 2024 04:31 PM (C5fZw)

62 First you first, THEN you nood.

It's a winning strategy.
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That's not sporting, old chap.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 11, 2024 04:32 PM (ZdexC)

63 What about grabthar hammers?

What about Dag Hammarskjöld?

Posted by: Archimedes at June 11, 2024 04:32 PM (xCA6C)

64 Thank goodness for word-processing. I can easily move him up or down on The List.

Posted by: RI Red at June 11, 2024 04:32 PM (nCaYE)

65 Biden on second amendment advocates: "If they want to think they can take on the government if we get out of line, they need F-15s, they don't need a rifle."

---
Otherwise known as a government that can be overthrown with a weaponless breach of the Capitol and zip ties.

And a rickety-ass class project "gallows" to hang midgets from.

Posted by: Axeman at June 11, 2024 04:32 PM (krQz2)

66 Those using the phone app are exempt from that 2500 number. It all so transparently bullshit even the MSM don't believe it.

Posted by: Ripley at June 11, 2024 04:33 PM (JojsZ)

67 Jesus, Raddatz is ugly.

Posted by: Sandy Vigilante at June 11, 2024 04:33 PM (IKSVy)

68
https://tinyurl.com/mvmmmbkn

Ugh.......what an embarrassing piece of unmitigated shit that asshole is.

Please die. Soon. I'm done with you.......We don't need you anymore. Never did, but F*CK you're embarrassing.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 11, 2024 04:33 PM (Zz0t1)

69 Posted by: HAMMERS FOR SALE at June 11, 2024 04:27 PM

No Spam Hammers? Be better, bot. Be better.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 11, 2024 04:33 PM (Wnv9h)

70 M.C. Hammer?

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at June 11, 2024 04:33 PM (T+Iwg)

71 It's hammer time!

Posted by: Stanley Kirk Burrell at June 11, 2024 04:33 PM (6gW4D)

72 ------
That's not sporting, old chap.
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 11, 2024 04:32 PM (ZdexC)

Domination is not a sport. It's a way of life.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 11, 2024 04:33 PM (Zz0t1)

73 Haʻaheo e ka ua i nā pali
Ke nihi aʻe la i 'kanahele
E hahai ana paha i ka Liko
Pua ʻĀhihi Lehua o uka

[Ho oho]
Aloha ʻoe, aloha ʻoe

Posted by: Braenyard at June 11, 2024 04:33 PM (bQ/08)

74 That's hot.
Posted by: Paul Pelosi at June 11, 2024 04:27 PM (Zz0t1)

Snort
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
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That's what I did!

Posted by: Hunter at June 11, 2024 04:33 PM (ZdexC)

75 Daniel Greenfield/Sultan Knish wrote a good article about what the US military could learn from Israel about winning a war against an insurgency.

Thankfully no US General will ever learn this lesson.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at June 11, 2024 04:34 PM (wBaIH)

76 *King Harv has a gang now

Posted by: runner at June 11, 2024 04:34 PM (9pFgx)

77 What about Dag Hammarskjöld?

*tap taps foot*

Swedes in the Congo?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 11, 2024 04:34 PM (C5fZw)

78 The EO looks good to me.
Posted by: Mike Johnson at June 11, 2024 04:21 PM (aFNOf)

me too

-- Stevie Wonder

Posted by: SturmToddler at June 11, 2024 04:35 PM (nXhwP)

79 Stone hammers!

Posted by: Otzi the Iceman at June 11, 2024 04:35 PM (6gW4D)

80 Stop hammer time.

Posted by: Axeman at June 11, 2024 04:35 PM (krQz2)

81 70 M.C. Hammer?
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at June 11, 2024 04:33 PM (T+Iwg)

71 It's hammer time!
Posted by: Stanley Kirk Burrell at June 11, 2024 04:33 PM

Stop.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 11, 2024 04:35 PM (Wnv9h)

82 STOP THE HAMMERING

Posted by: Lawrence O'Donnell at June 11, 2024 04:35 PM (v0R5T)

83 Hammers ?? I prefer axes !

Posted by: runner at June 11, 2024 04:35 PM (9pFgx)

84 Hammers? We have a Mjölnir we can sell you cheap!

Posted by: The Dwarves at June 11, 2024 04:35 PM (J2vNu)

85 He left out: Hammer Turkey.

Posted by: Axeman at June 11, 2024 04:35 PM (krQz2)

86 Interesting day

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 11, 2024 04:35 PM (SHAib)

87 Mayorkas sets his own bar for "success:" "We are driving to that" level of 1,500 per day.

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Gasshole Gasbags Gotta Gaslight ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Make Mean Tweets Great Again! at June 11, 2024 04:36 PM (JiWZN)

88 58 What about grabthar hammers?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 11, 2024 04:31 PM (BpZ5k)

what a bargain...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at June 11, 2024 04:36 PM (xcxpd)

89 ***"We have built safe mobility offices in Colombia, Ecuador, Guatemala, Costa Rica to reach people where they are so they don't have to take the perilous journey."***
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Transliteration: We've chartered all available flights to bring them here. We're bringing them in by the planeload.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 11, 2024 04:36 PM (bQ/08)

90 By the Joe, most of the F-15s are in the Air National Guard, not the US Air Force.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at June 11, 2024 04:36 PM (CecP5)

91 Richard Ballinger Seaton, with the assistance of Rovol, First of Energy, forged a neutronium lens from a faidon in the core of a white dwarf star. And that was way back in 1934.

Posted by: gp: The Thinking Woman's Sex Symbol at June 11, 2024 04:36 PM (MvF+J)

92 Is that 1,500 at each border crossing cause there are several crossing places not counting the coyotes bringing them in through the desert.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 11, 2024 04:36 PM (7iAr4)

93 Raddatz: "That was three years ago. Since then, 6.5 million migrants have been apprehended along the southern border. It would be very hard to call that a success,"

6.5 Million, 10 Million, 12.2 Kajillion... they don't have a freakin' clue how many have come across. But whatever the number, it massively understates the real numbers.

The Federal System is one. giant. lie. Oh, its existence is all too real and true; it's its mission and purpose that's the underlying lie.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at June 11, 2024 04:36 PM (aXxgO)

94 All biden has to do is un cancel the Trump EO's on the border that he cancelled on day one.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 11, 2024 04:36 PM (QNSds)

95 Jackhammers!

Posted by: Porn Stars at June 11, 2024 04:36 PM (6gW4D)

96 It's not like the immigration of your great grandfather's day. It's hard to quantify the damage that these Illegal Invaders will collectively cause.

I'd pay them each $100,000 to leave. For 10 million, that'd be $1 trillion and I'd call it a good deal for us.

Many recent federal fuck-ups will cost us $1 trillion. What's one more

Posted by: Ignoramus at June 11, 2024 04:37 PM (Gse2f)

97 Critically, Biden didn't give himself the power to shut down the border. He gave the power to the Open Border Czar himself, DHS Secretary Mayorkas.
_________________

Is the Border Czar Kamala Sutra in witness protection now?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 11, 2024 04:37 PM (YqDXo)

98 Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 11, 2024 04:35 PM

Do you miss being piped aboard from your Captain's Gig?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 11, 2024 04:37 PM (EDVFp)

99 They just show their Free Border Crossing Pass and walk right in.

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"There's even an app for that!"

-- Your Feral Government

Posted by: ShainS -- Make Mean Tweets Great Again! at June 11, 2024 04:37 PM (JiWZN)

100 What about grabthar hammers?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 11, 2024 04:31 PM (BpZ5k)
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That shall be avenged!

Posted by: Axeman at June 11, 2024 04:37 PM (krQz2)

101 I hope those are electric F-15s

Posted by: wth at June 11, 2024 04:38 PM (v0R5T)

102 No Armand Hammers?

Posted by: Thomas Paine at June 11, 2024 04:38 PM (lTGtQ)

103 What about grabthar hammers?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 11, 2024 04:31 PM (BpZ5k)

what a bargain...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at June 11, 2024 04:36 PM (xcxpd)
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The best I ever had.

Posted by: Zombie Pete Townshend at June 11, 2024 04:38 PM (krQz2)

104 What about grabthar hammers?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 11, 2024 04:31 PM (BpZ5k)
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Why you want to grab my hammer?

Posted by: Thar at June 11, 2024 04:39 PM (krQz2)

105
Believe Mayorkas. He's unimpeachable.

Posted by: Auspex at June 11, 2024 04:39 PM (j4U/Z)

106 What about Dag Hammarskjöld?
Posted by: Archimedes
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His plane landed prematurely.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 11, 2024 04:39 PM (bQ/08)

107 They just show their Free Border Crossing Pass and walk right in.

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"There's even an app for that!"

-- Your Feral Government
Posted by: ShainS -- Make Mean Tweets Great Again! at June 11, 2024 04:37 PM (JiWZN)

After the card is punched 6 times, you get a free First Class Air upgrade, plus 4-star hotel accommodations.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 11, 2024 04:39 PM (6gW4D)

108 "How many F-15s did the Taliban have again, Joe?
Posted by: The ARC of History"

If it ever come to that you can be sure the govt. wont be worried about rules of engagement or killing innocent civilians. That is only for third world shitholes.

Posted by: Ripley at June 11, 2024 04:39 PM (JojsZ)

109 Raddatz: "That was three years ago. Since then, 6.5 million migrants have been apprehended along the southern border. It would be very hard to call that a success,"

6.5 Million, 10 Million, 12.2 Kajillion... they don't have a freakin' clue how many have come across. But whatever the number, it massively understates the real numbers.

The Federal System is one. giant. lie. Oh, its existence is all too real and true; it's its mission and purpose that's the underlying lie.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at June 11, 2024 04:36 PM

If we are talking actual real numbers that include "getaways" for the last 3 1/2 years we are north of 20 MILLION illegals since biden opened the border.

Add that to the 15 million illegals that were already in the country and they exceed the entire population of California, and that is the point. Inflate numbers for the next census because most of the illegals are going to blue states and they won't lose any more seats in the House.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 11, 2024 04:39 PM (QNSds)

110 "Democrat Shitlib".

My vocabulary grows.

Thanks Ace!

Mayorkas looks like a walking, talking Scrotum.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 11, 2024 04:40 PM (XRpj3)

111 Mayorkas moves the goalposts so much I think they're on Mars by now

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 11, 2024 04:40 PM (FTjSO)

112 Thar hammer!

Oh, are we not playing a game?

Posted by: Igor at June 11, 2024 04:40 PM (ZdexC)

113 103 What about grabthar hammers?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 11, 2024 04:31 PM (BpZ5k)

what a bargain...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at June 11, 2024 04:36 PM (xcxpd)
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The best I ever had.
Posted by: Zombie Pete Townshend at June 11, 2024 04:38 PM (krQz2)

Pete Townshend is mort?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at June 11, 2024 04:40 PM (xcxpd)

114 Posted by: HAMMERS FOR SALE
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Run for your lives!

Posted by: thumbs everywhere at June 11, 2024 04:40 PM (2bFN5)

115 So if the Capitol building gets stormed again Joe is going to bomb it?

Posted by: wth at June 11, 2024 04:41 PM (v0R5T)

116 OSHA, Oct 2024: "All hammers manufactured and/or sold in the USA must be equipped with a TCAS: Thumb Collision Avoidance System."

Posted by: gp: The Thinking Woman's Sex Symbol at June 11, 2024 04:41 PM (MvF+J)

117 I know rich liberals don’t care about regular people, but how isn’t EVERYONE ELSE not incensed about immigration? Set aside the rise in foreigner crime and taking of resources, but everything is affected by this. Car insurance rates are skyrocketing because of thousands of uninsured drivers. Child services are now dealing with illegal alien children and have to deal with them instead of American kids that need help. ERs are flooded with uninsured illegals. It’s well past a breaking point now.

Posted by: UGAdawg at June 11, 2024 04:41 PM (tRd71)

118 Biden on second amendment advocates: "If they want to think they can take on the government if we get out of line, they need F-15s, they don't need a rifle."
________________

Nah. We'll just misgender them. That should do it.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 11, 2024 04:41 PM (YqDXo)

119 BTW, Senile Joe is threatening us with F-15s again:

Biden on second amendment advocates: "If they want to think they can take on the government if we get out of line, they need F-15s, they don't need a rifle."

How many F-15s did the Taliban have again, Joe?
Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 11, 2024 04:22 PM (uxCna)
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A Centauri prime minister was once threated by Shadow vessels. His response: "Yes, they are very impressive in the air, but right now? Right now, they are on the ground..." He then blows up the island base where they are located.

People like FJB have no business expounding on military matters on which they have no understanding.

F-15s might work *once.* But then they need fuel and more armaments. Provided by people ON THE GROUND who are targets.

Idiot.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 11, 2024 04:41 PM (7fElN)

120 Time I tiptoed outta here and headed home.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 11, 2024 04:41 PM (J2vNu)

121 Doesn’t the US have a “castle doctrine”?
Cuz if someone illegally enters my castle I can make sure they don’t do it again.
And anyone that encouraged/assisted them?

Posted by: RI Red at June 11, 2024 04:41 PM (nCaYE)

122 Some like a slow hand and an easy touch.

Others like a, how you say, hammering.

Posted by: Paolo at June 11, 2024 04:41 PM (EDVFp)

123 Threadhammer >> Threadjack.

Posted by: gp: The Thinking Woman's Sex Symbol at June 11, 2024 04:42 PM (MvF+J)

124 Mayorkas looks like a walking, talking Scrotum.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 11, 2024 04:40 PM (XRpj3)

Or Squidward.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 11, 2024 04:42 PM (6gW4D)

125 Old and busted: 2024 Election

New and cool: 2024 Exorcism

When you see such a high volume of lies, you gotta wonder who or what you're actually dealing with.

Posted by: callsign claymore at June 11, 2024 04:43 PM (6M5v9)

126 122 Some like a slow hand and an easy touch.

Others like a, how you say, hammering.
Posted by: Paolo at June 11, 2024 04:41 PM (EDVFp)

Call me!

Posted by: Peter Gabriel at June 11, 2024 04:43 PM (T+Iwg)

127 They want to turn America into a third world country, fast. I can't imagine what they'd do differently if they were trying to ruin the country.

We haven't assimilated the illegals here already. They need to be deported and the birthright citizenship needs to be addressed.

Posted by: CaliGirl at June 11, 2024 04:43 PM (8mC+I)

128 Since we have so much in the way of Russian interference, I have let them creep into my class choreo. We will be doing Russian twists as part of our ab work today. Woot!

I am off to teach the last 2 classes. Hope everyone gets a little sunshine this afternoon.

Posted by: Piper at June 11, 2024 04:43 PM (p4NUW)

129 I know rich liberals don’t care about regular people, but how isn’t EVERYONE ELSE not incensed about immigration? Set aside the rise in foreigner crime and taking of resources, but everything is affected by this. Car insurance rates are skyrocketing because of thousands of uninsured drivers. Child services are now dealing with illegal alien children and have to deal with them instead of American kids that need help. ERs are flooded with uninsured illegals. It’s well past a breaking point now.
Posted by: UGAdawg at June 11, 2024 04:41 PM (tRd71)

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You will get the argument that car insurance companies are just greedy, there should be more social services, and universal health care.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 11, 2024 04:44 PM (DRSnL)

130 Mayorkas looks like a walking, talking Scrotum.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 11, 2024 04:40 PM

I may be ugly, wrinkled, and covered with hair.

But what would you do if I wasn't there l?

Posted by: Scrotum at June 11, 2024 04:44 PM (EDVFp)

131 Angel choir singing. No barrell!

Posted by: 80's music fan at June 11, 2024 04:44 PM (Yt3+Z)

132 What are they going to do to make this work?

Put up turnstiles at the crossings?

Grab a number for service?

Will each crossing get a quota. Say for ten crossings only 150 people a day? Ridiculous.

No intelligent person believes this is even real.

Posted by: pawn at June 11, 2024 04:45 PM (QB+5g)

133 Is it clear what happens over the period between the number of illegal crossings exceeding X per day and the average dropping to X/3 (or whatever) per day? If the average goes past X and more than X show up tomorrow, what happens?

Posted by: Oglebay at June 11, 2024 04:45 PM (7fVdQ)

134 What about Dag Hammarskjöld?

*tap taps foot*

Swedes in the Congo?
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 11, 2024 04:34 PM (C5fZw)

Russians in Afghanistan....

Posted by: SturmToddler at June 11, 2024 04:45 PM (nXhwP)

135 How many F-15s did the Taliban have again, Joe?
Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 11, 2024 04:22 PM (uxCna)
________________

They have a lot more now than they did when Biden bailed out of Afghanistan.

And they're not F-15s anymore; due to Biden inflation, they're now F-27s.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 11, 2024 04:45 PM (YqDXo)

136 ball peen hammers
......

That's fun to say.

Posted by: a 5th grader at June 11, 2024 04:45 PM (v0R5T)

137 121 Doesn’t the US have a “castle doctrine”?
Cuz if someone illegally enters my castle I can make sure they don’t do it again.
And anyone that encouraged/assisted them?
Posted by: RI Red at June 11, 2024 04:41 PM (nCaYE)

California even has a castle doctrine, I believe the prosecutor will still prosecute.

When I was a child my mother always told me if someone breaks in here and you hurt them, you thought they were going to kill you.

Posted by: CaliGirl at June 11, 2024 04:46 PM (8mC+I)

138 F-15s might work *once.* But then they need fuel and more armaments. Provided by people ON THE GROUND who are targets.

Idiot.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 11, 2024 04:41 PM (7fElN)
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I'm sure the Junta also believes they'll retain 100% of the military. They won't and they'll lose even more because they won't like being targets.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at June 11, 2024 04:46 PM (/ZwW5)

139 I know rich liberals don’t care about regular people, but how isn’t EVERYONE ELSE not incensed about immigration? Set aside the rise in foreigner crime and taking of resources, but everything is affected by this. Car insurance rates are skyrocketing because of thousands of uninsured drivers. Child services are now dealing with illegal alien children and have to deal with them instead of American kids that need help. ERs are flooded with uninsured illegals. It’s well past a breaking point now.

Posted by: UGAdawg

Yes, auto insurance is skyrocketing because of wetbacks' hit and run tactics.

Also, public schools are now massively overcrowded babysitting kids who can't read or write in any language, who are the free babysitting for the only group that has made job gains in four years. Some districts are now majority illegal, and the kids can't even write in Spanish.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at June 11, 2024 04:46 PM (lTGtQ)

140 117 You sound like Carville. He's sick of it too.

Posted by: gp: The Thinking Woman's Sex Symbol at June 11, 2024 04:46 PM (MvF+J)

141 is ride sharing allowed in car insurance updates? maybe not

Posted by: 80's music fan at June 11, 2024 04:46 PM (Yt3+Z)

142 We haven't assimilated the illegals here already. They need to be deported and the birthright citizenship needs to be addressed.
Posted by: CaliGirl at June 11, 2024 04:43 PM (8mC+I)

Makes sense, so forget it.

Posted by: Your Betters at June 11, 2024 04:47 PM (v0R5T)

143 104 What about grabthar hammers?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 11, 2024 04:31 PM (BpZ5k)
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Why you want to grab my hammer?

Posted by: Thar at June 11, 2024 04:39 PM (krQz2)

Please don't make me laugh, it hurts.

Posted by: javems at June 11, 2024 04:48 PM (8I4hW)

144 Oglebay: "Is it clear what happens..."

It's Calvinball all the way down. Ignore anything they say. It's a lie. Or, in this context, rule, since it's Calvinball.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at June 11, 2024 04:48 PM (aXxgO)

145 >>>Yes, auto insurance is skyrocketing because of wetbacks' hit and run tactics.
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It's not a tactic it's a lifestyle.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 11, 2024 04:48 PM (bQ/08)

146 They're not public schools.
They're GOVERNMENT schools.

Posted by: Change starts with language at June 11, 2024 04:48 PM (N1oBC)

147 If you need medical help, as an American, you need to go to a clinic. The ER are reserved for illegals now.

I mean, you might be seen after a 7-8 hour wait, if the flow of illegals happens to slow.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at June 11, 2024 04:48 PM (lTGtQ)

148 Mayorkas has been 100% successful in carrying out the plan

Posted by: steevy at June 11, 2024 04:49 PM (FQmDC)

149 Mayorkas looks like a walking, talking Scrotum.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 11, 2024 04:40 PM

I may be ugly, wrinkled, and covered with hair.

But what would you do if I wasn't there l?
Posted by: Scrotum at June 11, 2024 04:44 PM (EDVFp)
.....

I'm pretty sure Mayorkas shaves his balls.

Posted by: wth at June 11, 2024 04:50 PM (v0R5T)

150 The out of control border is national suicide.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 11, 2024 04:50 PM (W/lyH)

151 whoopsie...

@RyanGirdusky 9h
Macron’s party’s strategy was to split the right and have the center-right Republicans align with him to block Le Pen’s National Rally…

Instead the Republicans announced they will unite with Le Pen.

This has never happened before and it’s hard to overstate how big this is

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 11, 2024 04:50 PM (IG4Id)

152 Some districts are now majority illegal, and the kids can't even write in Spanish.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at June 11, 2024 04:46 PM (lTGtQ)

A district I do work in started honest to goodness "newcomer academy" programs. Basically a shitty old building for the tiny kids and a shitty old building for the teenage kids. Cram them all in and play babysitter. Stay out of the way of all the fights. Word is the program is already going to be scrapped, and they'll just toss the little bastards into gen-pop to train with the rest of the U-18 all-star bastard team.

Fun.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 11, 2024 04:50 PM (BpZ5k)

153 104 What about grabthar hammers?

*Checks Harbor Freight for a coupon*

Posted by: It's a bargain at June 11, 2024 04:50 PM (N1oBC)

154 Big Johnson brand hammers.

"Drive it home every time"

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 11, 2024 04:50 PM (6gW4D)

155 Daniel Greenfield/Sultan Knish wrote a good article about what the US military could learn from Israel about winning a war against an insurgency.

Thankfully no US General will ever learn this lesson.
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We have a Secret Weapon: Pronouns for all sorts of mentally ill.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 11, 2024 04:50 PM (g9W3m)

156 is ride sharing allowed in car insurance updates? maybe not
Posted by: 80's music fan at June 11, 2024 04:46 PM

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If you mean will your regular car insurance cover you if you drive for Uber etc....no. You need a specific policy rider or a commercial policy.

Posted by: Bigsmith at June 11, 2024 04:51 PM (NiFOy)

157 Random Thought:
I shall no longer refer to a cup of coffee as a cup of joe, out of respect for the coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 11, 2024 04:51 PM (W/lyH)

158 The out of control border is national suicide.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 11, 2024 04:50 PM (W/lyH)

More like intentional national homicide.

Posted by: RI Red at June 11, 2024 04:51 PM (nCaYE)

159 158 Yes, not suicide. Murder.

Posted by: steevy at June 11, 2024 04:52 PM (FQmDC)

160 Nobang brand hammers, for clandestine work.

Posted by: gp: The Thinking Woman's Sex Symbol at June 11, 2024 04:52 PM (MvF+J)

161 Late to the party so wondering if it's already been said that:

The border isn't broken
It's Trump's fault that it is broken
Illegal immigration is a conspiracy theory
Deporting people is wrong
Biden's plan to fix illegal immigration was thwarted by reps
Biden is the man when it comes to deportations

All positions libs concurrently hold at this moment.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 11, 2024 04:52 PM (KbCG3)

162 Willowed: Just a thank you to the 'ettes for their kind words in the last thread. And Piper, I'm so sorry very about your mom as well.

(I get behind here, a lot, because I have to work too.)

Posted by: Lady Who Always Has a Burning Question at June 11, 2024 04:52 PM (JCLJi)

163 Ahem.
Always refer to him as IMPEACHED Secretary Mayorkas.

Posted by: It starts with language at June 11, 2024 04:52 PM (N1oBC)

164 Who is working in the mobilty offices? State? Homeland Security? Defense? Interns? 17 intellegence community agents? Social workers? Spanish speakers! Democrat party hacks?

Posted by: 80's music fan at June 11, 2024 04:52 PM (1oMKu)

165 149 Mayorkas looks like a walking, talking Scrotum.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 11, 2024 04:40 PM

I may be ugly, wrinkled, and covered with hair.

But what would you do if I wasn't there l?
Posted by: Scrotum at June 11, 2024 04:44 PM (EDVFp)
.....

I'm pretty sure Mayorkas shaves his balls.
Posted by: wth at June 11, 2024 04:50 PM (v0R5T)

Okay, total TMI

Posted by: CaliGirl at June 11, 2024 04:52 PM (8mC+I)

166 weft cut-loop: "This has never happened before and it’s hard to overstate how big this is"

You'd think Macron said, "Pussy" to induce such rejection.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at June 11, 2024 04:52 PM (aXxgO)

167 Mayorkis is so unlikable even MSM won't softball him.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at June 11, 2024 04:52 PM (/ZwW5)

168 Yes, auto insurance is skyrocketing because of wetbacks' hit and run tactics.
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End Wokeness
@EndWokeness
35m
Say their names:

Nancy Richmond, 88 (mother).
Crystal Brunn, 63 (daughter).

They were kiIIed in Michigan by an illegal immigrant named Jose Eugeno Medina-Hernandez in Michigan last week.

They should still be alive today.
https://tinyurl.com/44p7bnmm
photos incl. perp's

Posted by: Igor at June 11, 2024 04:53 PM (ZdexC)

169 152 Some districts are now majority illegal, and the kids can't even write in Spanish.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at June 11, 2024 04:46 PM (lTGtQ)
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Pashtun?

Posted by: Braenyard at June 11, 2024 04:53 PM (bQ/08)

170 is ride sharing allowed in car insurance updates? maybe not
Posted by: 80's music fan at June 11, 2024 04:46 PM

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If you mean will your regular car insurance cover you if you drive for Uber etc....no. You need a specific policy rider or a commercial policy.
Posted by: Bigsmith at June 11, 2024 04:51 PM

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Uber also sells insurance for it's drivers which I'm told is.full of holes

Posted by: Bigsmith at June 11, 2024 04:53 PM (NiFOy)

171 #168 sock off.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 11, 2024 04:53 PM (ZdexC)

172 Raddatz ?

Isn't that what you get when you don't get enough vitamin D ?

She looks like Raddatz, she aint gettin no D either

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 11, 2024 04:54 PM (NtVYv)

173 Mayorkas's plan is working perfectly. How did we lose to Dr. Evil?

Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 11, 2024 04:54 PM (Aoykm)

174 Macron’s party’s strategy was to split the right and have the center-right Republicans align with him to block Le Pen’s National Rally…

Instead the Republicans announced they will unite with Le Pen.

This has never happened before and it’s hard to overstate how big this is

Posted by: weft cut-loop

That is awesome. When is the Russian victory party?

Posted by: Thomas Paine at June 11, 2024 04:55 PM (lTGtQ)

175 What about grabthar hammers?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 11, 2024 04:31 PM

By Grabthar's hammer what savings.....

Posted by: Doctor Lazarus at June 11, 2024 04:55 PM (QNSds)

176 Crazy Ivan.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 11, 2024 04:55 PM (QNSds)

177 I'm pretty sure Mayorkas shaves his balls.
Posted by: wth

What else would I be doing all day?

Posted by: Alejandro Mayorkas at June 11, 2024 04:55 PM (v0R5T)

178 He gave the power to the Open Border Czar himself, DHS Secretary Mayorkas. He did this for three reasons:

1, if Mayorkas closes the border, then Biden will distance himself from that call and not seek to avoid blame from the left.

2, if, as everyone expects, Mayorkas will ignore his power to close the border and never actually close it, then Biden will distance himself from that call and seek to avoid blame from the center and the right.

3, if, anybody actually notices that Mayorkas is not following the law .. that's not a problem because the Senate has already shown that they don't care when they ignored Mayorkas' impeachment in the House.

Posted by: SMOD at June 11, 2024 04:56 PM (RHGPo)

179 165 149 Mayorkas looks like a walking, talking Scrotum.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 11, 2024 04:40 PM

Dats a sexy look, y'all.

Posted by: James Carville at June 11, 2024 04:56 PM (PiwSw)

180 Uber also sells insurance for it's drivers which I'm told is.full of holes
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Go on...

Posted by: swiss-cheese fucker at June 11, 2024 04:56 PM (ZdexC)

181 Drone-mounted hammers, for shingling steeples.

Posted by: gp: The Thinking Woman's Sex Symbol at June 11, 2024 04:56 PM (MvF+J)

182 Some districts are now majority illegal, and the kids can't even write in Spanish.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at June 11, 2024 04:46 PM (lTGtQ)
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Apparently many cannot even speak Spanish, but instead speak one of the Indian languages that nobody else speaks.

Teacher: "OK, class ... click grunt click click."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 11, 2024 04:56 PM (YqDXo)

183 Alley hand-jo my orcas.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 11, 2024 04:56 PM (BpZ5k)

184 169 152 Some districts are now majority illegal, and the kids can't even write in Spanish.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at June 11, 2024 04:46 PM (lTGtQ)

Easier to locate for the Great Deportin'

Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 11, 2024 04:57 PM (Aoykm)

185 Why do we need a Executive Order to Close the Border when the Border is Closed ????

Posted by: Ferd Berfal at June 11, 2024 04:57 PM (Wb+1f)

186 click bloody clickity-click!

Posted by: stewie griffin at June 11, 2024 04:58 PM (ZdexC)

187 165 149 Mayorkas looks like a walking, talking Scrotum.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 11, 2024 04:40 PM

Dats a sexy look, y'all.
Posted by: James Carville at June 11, 2024 04:56 PM (PiwSw)

And now, a word from one of their sponsors.

Posted by: Turtlewax. For that hard shell shine at June 11, 2024 04:58 PM (6gW4D)

188 She looks like Raddatz, she aint gettin no D either
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway

IIRC, she was damn near balling her eyes out election eve 2016.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at June 11, 2024 04:58 PM (JkCto)

189 Why do we need a Executive Order to Close the Border when the Border is Closed ????
Posted by: Ferd Berfal at June 11, 2024 04:57 PM (Wb+1f)
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Because Republicans refuse to pass a bill that closes the closed border!

Posted by: Axeman at June 11, 2024 04:58 PM (krQz2)

190 Easier to locate for the Great Deportin'

Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 11, 2024 04:57 PM (Aoykm)
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Next time they line up outside Mexican consulates to vote, swoop down and round 'em all up for deportation.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 11, 2024 04:58 PM (YqDXo)

191 When I look at the utter indifference of so much of the country to illegal immigration literally wrecking the country compared to the utter hysteria and panic that shut down the country over a not very dangerous covid virus I have to conclude the country has collectively lost it's fucking mind.

Posted by: Ripley at June 11, 2024 04:59 PM (JojsZ)

192 I worked at an adult school for years. Boy, was I surprised when it was explained to me they had people in the school who were at a zero literacy level...in their native language.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at June 11, 2024 04:59 PM (/ZwW5)

193 Next time they line up outside Mexican consulates to vote, swoop down and round 'em all up for deportation.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 11, 2024 04:58 PM (YqDXo)

Stencil "ENVIOS" on the side of a boxcar and wait for it to fill up.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 11, 2024 04:59 PM (BpZ5k)

194 Obama/Biden doing the biz of the uniparty corp class. Poor Rubio, Graham, McConnell couldn't get it done. They've restocked all those assembly / manufacturing / processing lines with dirt cheap labor.

Posted by: Son of Dad at June 11, 2024 05:00 PM (8JB5s)

195 192 I worked at an adult school for years. Boy, was I surprised when it was explained to me they had people in the school who were at a zero literacy level...in their native language.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at June 11, 2024 04:59 PM (/ZwW5)

"I came here for a better life". Well, bitch, maybe your life in tortillastan sucked because you couldn't even read a fucking stop sign. Maybe you should have tried to have a Better Life there before plunking your dumb ass in someone else's country.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 11, 2024 05:01 PM (BpZ5k)

196 Why do we need a Executive Order to Close the Border when the Border is Closed ????
Posted by: Ferd Berfal

Have you ever considered a career in the Federal Government?
We're hiring.

Posted by: Alejandro Mayorkas at June 11, 2024 05:01 PM (v0R5T)

197 Read a article somewhere today on all the loopholes
It's smoke and mirrors

Posted by: Skip at June 11, 2024 05:02 PM (fwDg9)

198 Just the News: Banana company Chiquita found liable for sending money to a Colombian paramilitary group

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 11, 2024 05:02 PM (NtVYv)

199 192 I worked at an adult school for years. Boy, was I surprised when it was explained to me they had people in the school who were at a zero literacy level...in their native language.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at June 11, 2024 04:59 PM (/ZwW5)

That's so sad.

Posted by: CaliGirl at June 11, 2024 05:03 PM (8mC+I)

200 This has never happened before and it’s hard to overstate how big this is
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 11, 2024 04:50 PM (IG4Id)

Overheard on prom night ...

Posted by: spindrift at June 11, 2024 05:03 PM (OguvZ)

201 I worked at an adult school for years. Boy, was I surprised when it was explained to me they had people in the school who were at a zero literacy level...in their native language.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at June 11, 2024 04:59 PM (/ZwW5)
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And we wonder why the national average IQ is plummeting.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 11, 2024 05:03 PM (YqDXo)

202 Not even a mix of raisins and turds. It's just turds.

Posted by: Dogleg Bumstead at June 11, 2024 05:03 PM (mmduy)

203 Old and busted: 2024 Election

New and cool: 2024 Exorcism

When you see such a high volume of lies, you gotta wonder who or what you're actually dealing with.

Posted by: callsign claymore at June 11, 2024 04:43 PM (6M5v9)

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"Could it be ... SATAN!"

Posted by: ShainS -- Make Mean Tweets Great Again! at June 11, 2024 05:03 PM (yfO5d)

204 198 Just the News: Banana company Chiquita found liable for sending money to a Colombian paramilitary group
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 11, 2024 05:02 PM (NtVYv)

I'm certain they'll appeal.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at June 11, 2024 05:04 PM (T+Iwg)

205 I worked at an adult school for years. Boy, was I surprised when it was explained to me they had people in the school who were at a zero literacy level...in their native language.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at June 11, 2024 04:59 PM (/ZwW5)
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And they'll get free tuition at the University of California.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 11, 2024 05:04 PM (YqDXo)

206 But we must let more in, so that they can scrub our toilets!

Posted by: Notsothoreau at June 11, 2024 05:05 PM (xjTDL)

207 Matter of time...

@BillMelugin_
BREAKING: Per federal source familiar, ICE, in conjunction w/ the FBI Joint Terrorism Task Force, arrested 8 Tajikistan nationals w/ suspected ISIS ties in NYC, LA, and Philly in recent days. I'm told all 8 crossed the southern border illegally, received "full vetting", and had no initial derogatory information that flagged. ...

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 11, 2024 05:05 PM (IG4Id)

208 Just the News: Banana company Chiquita found liable for sending money to a Colombian paramilitary group
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 11, 2024 05:02 PM (NtVYv)

I'm certain they'll appeal.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at June 11, 2024 05:04 PM (T+Iwg)

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Talk about your slippery slopes ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Make Mean Tweets Great Again! at June 11, 2024 05:05 PM (o8B2B)

209 If a President Trump gets into office and day 1 shuts down the border the Marxists will scream

Posted by: Skip at June 11, 2024 05:06 PM (fwDg9)

210 At some point you've made enough Honduran tortillas.

Posted by: wth at June 11, 2024 05:06 PM (v0R5T)

211 If a President Trump gets into office and day 1 shuts down the border the Marxists will scream
Posted by: Skip
.......

Music to my ears.

Posted by: wth at June 11, 2024 05:07 PM (v0R5T)

212 Mayorkarref is actually an alien dildo with a fake face slid over the head of the dick.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at June 11, 2024 05:07 PM (J8LnB)

213 We have an animated penis as DHS Secretary.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at June 11, 2024 05:08 PM (hYDNe)

214 The plan they put in place is working: the plan was to flood the country with turd worlder locusts who will contribute nothing but destruction and cause the country to collapse. They want this so that it can be rebuilt in their socialist utopia a la Cloward and Piven.
May they all rot in hell after a lengthy and painful illness.

Posted by: Bonecrusher at June 11, 2024 05:08 PM (JNTt1)

215 If a President Trump gets into office and day 1 shuts down the border the Marxists will scream
Posted by: Skip

I assume that means they are going in feet first. Rookie mistake.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at June 11, 2024 05:09 PM (lTGtQ)

216 Mayorkas is a problem caused by the uniparty. After 9/11 the FBI and CIA needed to be reformed or replaced. Did Bush and the rest of the uniparty do that ? No, they created another bureaucracy which has devolved into the uniparties eff u to the American people

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 11, 2024 05:10 PM (FTjSO)

217 198 Just the News: Banana company Chiquita found liable for sending money to a Colombian paramilitary group
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 11, 2024 05:02 PM (NtVYv)

I'm certain they'll appeal.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at June 11, 2024 05:04 PM (T+Iwg)

Well done

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 11, 2024 05:11 PM (NtVYv)

218 If a President Trump gets into office and day 1 shuts down the border the Marxists will scream

Posted by: Skip at June 11, 2024 05:06 PM (fwDg9)
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Good. Maybe they'll stroke out. Keep a good thought.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 11, 2024 05:11 PM (YqDXo)

219 Mayorkarref is actually an alien dildo with a fake face slid over the head of the dick.
Posted by: Humphreyrobot

Huh, I figured an alien dildo would have more than one head.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at June 11, 2024 05:12 PM (t1nZi)

220 Just the News: Banana company Chiquita found liable for sending money to a Colombian paramilitary group
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 11, 2024 05:02 PM

At least now we knew rationale behind their "Yes, we have no bananas" statements.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 11, 2024 05:12 PM (2LctF)

221 We have an animated penis as DHS Secretary.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at June 11, 2024 05:08 PM (hYDNe)
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Mayorkas should never wear a turtle-neck.

Just sayin'.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 11, 2024 05:13 PM (YqDXo)

222 Matter of time...

@BillMelugin_
BREAKING: Per federal source familiar, ICE, in conjunction w/ the FBI Joint Terrorism Task Force, arrested 8 Tajikistan nationals w/ suspected ISIS ties in NYC, LA, and Philly in recent days. I'm told all 8 crossed the southern border illegally, received "full vetting", and had no initial derogatory information that flagged. ...

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 11, 2024 05:05 PM (IG4Id)

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WHEN, not if, a 10/7 terrorist attack occurs on American soil ... it'll be "Trump's fault."

Posted by: ShainS -- Make Mean Tweets Great Again! at June 11, 2024 05:13 PM (vI6Cu)

223 Let Scott shred your head:
youtube.com/watch?v=Hx_m7Y9nGtU

Posted by: gp: The Thinking Woman's Sex Symbol at June 11, 2024 05:14 PM (MvF+J)

224 Somebody should just punch Mayorkas in the dick.

Posted by: Vengeance at June 11, 2024 05:14 PM (7TdnZ)

225
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Talk about your slippery slopes ...
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Top. Bananas.

Posted by: Open thread at June 11, 2024 05:14 PM (N1oBC)

226 I'm told all 8 crossed the southern border illegally, received "full vetting", and had no initial derogatory information that flagged. ...
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"Are you a terrorist?"

"No."

"OK, welcome aboard!"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 11, 2024 05:14 PM (YqDXo)

227 Martha Raddatz.

When I think about anyone's welcome to Hell, Martha is the Receptionist.

Posted by: No one of any consequence at June 11, 2024 05:15 PM (VuZH8)

228 WHEN, not if, a 10/7 terrorist attack occurs on American soil ... it'll be "Trump's fault."

Posted by: ShainS -- Make Mean Tweets Great Again! at June 11, 2024 05:13 PM (vI6Cu)
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Absolutely. If there's a terrorist attack the second he takes his hand off the Bible, the Reds will be screaming he's to blame.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 11, 2024 05:16 PM (YqDXo)

229
Huh. So they're not all engineers, physicists and physicians like I was told way back when.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 11, 2024 05:17 PM (MoZTd)

230 Mayorkas reminds me of Zippy the Pinhead.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 11, 2024 05:18 PM (W2Pud)

231 Mayorkas should never wear a turtle-neck.

Just sayin'.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
......

especially in flesh tones.

Posted by: wth at June 11, 2024 05:18 PM (v0R5T)

232 Kyle Cheney @kyledcheney 7h [Politico]
NEWS: DOJ has informed House Republicans that they searched for any contact between DOJ leaders — including Matthew Colangelo — and Alvin Bragg's office and found none.

"The conspiracy theory ... is not only false, it is irresponsible."

DC_Draino @DC_Draino 5h
Oh wow the DOJ investigated itself and didn’t find evidence of the DOJ coordinating with Alvin Bragg to prosecute Trump

What’s next?

Enron giving itself a financial audit?

Bear Stearns doing its own solvency test?

What a joke

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 11, 2024 05:19 PM (ZdexC)

233 nood

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 11, 2024 05:19 PM (ZdexC)

234 Impeached Scrotum has been successful in getting millions of unknown illegals into the country. That was his job. All the Democrats know it. They're in on the con.

Posted by: torabora at June 11, 2024 05:20 PM (J5w+K)

235 the DOJ investigated itself
......

is that what the kids are calling it now?

Posted by: wth at June 11, 2024 05:21 PM (v0R5T)

236 Is the Border Czar Kamala Sutra in witness protection now?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 11, 2024 04:37 PM (YqDXo)

It's called witless protection now.
They're keeping her away from microphones.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at June 11, 2024 05:27 PM (FCbAQ)

237 You get arrested for riding a scooter over the pervert flag and a medal for burning the American flag

Posted by: It's me donna at June 11, 2024 05:32 PM (Akjoo)

238 If I remember it correctly, it was a 'proclamation' and not an executive order. Like when he proclaims National Depends Day.

Posted by: t-bird at June 11, 2024 05:41 PM (HeV6l)

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