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Illegal Aliens Break Laws (As Usual) In NYC Blocking Traffic, Making Demands on American Citizens;
Biden Considers Granting Amnesty to One Million+ More Illegals

Biden puts out the word that he's "cracking down" on illegal aliens to help him with actual American voters, while his real policy continues to be mass amnesty, granted quietly so that only the affected illegals will know.

The White House is considering granting deportation relief to more than one million people who entered the US illegally before marrying American citizens.

The assist to so-called "mixed-status couples" is seen as another concession to would-be Democratic voters ahead of the Nov. 5 election -- and would follow potential executive action by Biden to tighten border security, the Wall Street Journal reports.

The outlet added that administration officials believe any backlash over an amnesty order would be tempered by voter sympathy for the couples.

How can you stand in the way of love, racist? Granting amnesty to a million people won't affect you at all.

A final decision is not imminent, but the Journal reported the idea has been gaining traction since the summer of 2023.

So weird but I feel like I've heard all of this before.

Love Is Love, Bigot: The Sequel.


According to the immigration advocacy group Fwd.us, around 1.1 million illegal immigrants are married to American citizens.

While immigrants who marry Americans typically qualify for green cards, many "mixed-status" couples have one partner who is ineligible for legal permanent residency for various reasons -- including entering the US illegally more than once or using forged legal papers.

Should the White House go forward with its plan, it is likely to implement a "parole in place" program, a version of which already allows spouses, parents or children of active-duty military and veterans to remain in the US in one-year increments, per the WSJ.

Any program would also only apply to those who entered the country unlawfully, as opposed to someone who immigrated legally and overstayed their visa, according to the report.

Meanwhile, all of the Newcomers Who Are The Best Of Us (TM) are adopting antifa/BLM disruption tactics. They're protesting Biden's Fake Policy of pretending to limit illegal entry into the US to 4,000 illegal border crossers per day. That's too much enforcement, they say, and they'll strangle the economy to stop it.

Below, illegal aliens demand that rich people be thrown out of the apartments they own on "Billionaires' Row" so that illegals can be housed there.

On this point, maybe we can strike a deal. It's about time the Capital Class got a feeling for what the rest of us are dealing with.


They also claimed that we would all die without the contributions of illegal alien day laborers and "doctors."

Um, I don't think any doctors practicing as doctors are here illegally. Doctors driving a cab, sure. But doctors who can actually pass the American boards? No, they're all here legally. We recruit foreign doctors.


Even Hispanics are done with the infinite entitlement of our "Newcomers." A CBS poll shows that a majority of Hispanics now favor deportation of illegals.

A new CBS News/YouGov poll reveals that a strong majority of registered voters, including most Hispanics, support a national program to deport illegal aliens. The poll indicates significant backing across political lines, with majorities of Republicans and independents, and a notable minority of Democrats, in favor of widescale deportation.

Key Details:

62% of registered voters support a national deportation program for illegal aliens.

53% of Hispanic respondents back the deportation program, with 47% opposing it.

62% of respondents support local police identifying illegal immigrants; 57% of Hispanics and 45% of Democrats agree.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:08 PM




Comments

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1 It's who they are

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at June 10, 2024 12:07 PM (N1tpc)

2 last

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 10, 2024 12:08 PM (GBKbO)

3 Good afternoon Ace

Posted by: Skip at June 10, 2024 12:08 PM (mwuNu)

4 And I got in with an entire catch-phrase! Wooo!!

/pops champagne bottle

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at June 10, 2024 12:08 PM (N1tpc)

5 Below, illegal aliens demand that rich people be thrown out of the apartments they own on "Billionaires' Row" so that illegals can be housed there.

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Before negotiations begin, I say we grant this demand.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 10, 2024 12:08 PM (GBKbO)

6 afternoon, skip.

I just got back from a doctor's appointment which is scheduled for Wednesday. Which I found out when I got there. I had the date wrong.

Posted by: ace at June 10, 2024 12:09 PM (KRtlO)

7 Even Hispanics are done with the infinite entitlement of our "Newcomers." A CBS poll shows that a majority of Hispanics now favor deportation of illegals.

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"Fuck the Hispanics. We will win by appeasing unmarried women who love abortions."
-GOPe, knowing the 2012 report was the truth no matter what

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 10, 2024 12:09 PM (GBKbO)

8 Was thinking about this , Sundowner is talking a good game but won't be doing a damn thing about it

Posted by: Skip at June 10, 2024 12:09 PM (mwuNu)

9 6 afternoon, skip.

I just got back from a doctor's appointment which is scheduled for Wednesday. Which I found out when I got there. I had the date wrong.

Posted by: ace at June 10, 2024 12:09 PM (KRtlO)

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And they made you wait in the exam room for half an hour before they told you.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 10, 2024 12:10 PM (GBKbO)

10 So basically it's a giant Trump campaign ad

Posted by: weew at June 10, 2024 12:10 PM (/uwTS)

11 Deport. All of them.

They don't have to go back to their home country, but they can't stay here.

Posted by: Minuteman at June 10, 2024 12:10 PM (LaNzR)

12 >>>4 And I got in with an entire catch-phrase! Wooo!!
/pops champagne bottle

Sounds like we're both having a great day! The phone book just came today! Whoo-hoo!

Posted by: Navin R. Johnson at June 10, 2024 12:11 PM (KRtlO)

13 I suspect that the recent overthrow of lib governments in Europe is duo to two factors: 1) unwanted immigrants, and 2) gobsmackingly stupid energy policy.

I wonder if the Dems understand that.

Nah, they don't.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 10, 2024 12:11 PM (xCA6C)

14 I guess crashing a party and then demanding that the invitees adjust it to your preferences is a thing now.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 10, 2024 12:11 PM (Z7bjG)

15 KEEP pushing leftists.

You've already moved the majority position to "We should deport all the illegals" but you're going to push it to "We should deport all the illegals and shoot border-crossers on sight."

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at June 10, 2024 12:11 PM (N1tpc)

16 >>>And they made you wait in the exam room for half an hour before they told you.

nah, at least they told me quickly. They also let me use their bathrooms to poop so, no complaints.

Posted by: ace at June 10, 2024 12:11 PM (KRtlO)

17 Yesterday read %14 of NY hotel rooms are taken by illegals

Posted by: Skip at June 10, 2024 12:12 PM (mwuNu)

18 >>>13 I suspect that the recent overthrow of lib governments in Europe is duo to two factors: 1) unwanted immigrants, and 2) gobsmackingly stupid energy policy.

no it's because racism (duh you bigot)

Posted by: ace at June 10, 2024 12:12 PM (KRtlO)

19 Sounds like we're both having a great day! The phone book just came today! Whoo-hoo!
Posted by: Navin R. Johnson at June 10, 2024 12:11 PM (KRtlO)

WAS YOUR NAME IN IT!???

/pops more champagne

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at June 10, 2024 12:13 PM (N1tpc)

20 >>>17 Yesterday read %14 of NY hotel rooms are taken by illegals

that sounds low to me... Actual Justice Warrior claimed people are being kicked out of hotel rooms they paid for to make room for illegals.

Posted by: ace at June 10, 2024 12:13 PM (KRtlO)

21 Morning.

Posted by: Robert at June 10, 2024 12:13 PM (1Yy3c)

22 I just got back from a doctor's appointment which is scheduled for Wednesday. Which I found out when I got there. I had the date wrong.

Posted by: ace at June 10, 2024 12:09 PM (KRtlO)


The perils of owning a time machine which you totally don't have.

Posted by: spindrift at June 10, 2024 12:13 PM (OguvZ)

23 Even Hispanics are done with the infinite entitlement of our "Newcomers." A CBS poll shows that a majority of Hispanics now favor deportation of illegals.

That's not new - Hispanic Americans have to compete with illegals for jobs, housing, medical care, and much else.

Remember, Cesar Chavez was intensely illegal immigration, because he realized that it would be impossible to have a farmworkers union if the growers could simply import unlimited amounts of illegals.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 10, 2024 12:13 PM (uxCna)

24 Hi Ace
Still high after a successful MoMe weekend. You are responsible for this wonderful place. Bluebell called it an oasis in the middle of this insane world.
Thank you.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 10, 2024 12:14 PM (t/2Uw)

25 I just got back from a doctor's appointment which is scheduled for Wednesday. Which I found out when I got there. I had the date wrong.

Posted by: ace at June 10, 2024 12:09 PM (KRtlO)

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Did they at least offer you an orange juice and a free COVID booster for your trouble?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 10, 2024 12:14 PM (Z7bjG)

26 I wonder if the Dems understand that.

Nah, they don't.

Posted by: Archimedes

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They understand just fine. And, apparently unlike their Euro counterparts, they have countermeasures in place.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at June 10, 2024 12:14 PM (pW+t8)

27 Sounds like we're both having a great day! The phone book just came today! Whoo-hoo!
Posted by: Navin R. Johnson at June 10, 2024 12:11 PM (KRtlO)

I should really rewatch that movie. It's been a long time.

Also, it's actually funny, unlike all the modern movies.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at June 10, 2024 12:14 PM (N1tpc)

28 >> Yesterday read %14 of NY hotel rooms are taken by illegals

ALL of those Hotels are going to need to be completely rmodeled ... at Taxpayer Expense, now.

Posted by: garrett at June 10, 2024 12:14 PM (f8N+p)

29 Illegals are sleeping in Boston Logan airport the being bussed away during the day, to return at night.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 10, 2024 12:14 PM (EGSGm)

30 I spoke with our made Consuela today, I think she said the radicals are no es bueno. Then I spoke with our gardener, Pedro. Pedro doesn't speak English so he just nodded. I think we're okay.

Posted by: Mike Johnson at June 10, 2024 12:15 PM (aFNOf)

31 They understand just fine. And, apparently unlike their Euro counterparts, they have countermeasures in place.

We have a Trump.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 10, 2024 12:15 PM (xCA6C)

32 Just put a fence around NYC. Let them eat one another.

Posted by: Pudinhead at June 10, 2024 12:15 PM (pZ64F)

33 Libs of Tiktok has it as her pinned tweet

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 10, 2024 12:15 PM (EGSGm)

34 Sounds like we're both having a great day! The phone book just came today! Whoo-hoo!
Posted by: Navin R. Johnson at June 10, 2024 12:11 PM (KRtlO)
WAS YOUR NAME IN IT!???

/pops more champagne
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at June 10, 2024 12:13 PM (N1tpc)

And I now have to hang my head in shame as I should have been popping a can of oil.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at June 10, 2024 12:15 PM (N1tpc)

35 My Mom came into this country the hard way. (No, not via border triathlon: high fence jump, border run, and hide 'n seek; legally).
What's going on now is a travesty and a slap to all those who waited years, paid large sums of $$$, and had to travel large distances here for their legal residence and later, citizenship.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 10, 2024 12:15 PM (ynpvh)

36 They're protesting Biden's Fake Policy of pretending to limit illegal entry into the US to 4,000 illegal border crossers per day. That's too much enforcement, they say, and they'll strangle the economy to stop it.

That's GOLD Jerry. GOLD!

Posted by: Grape Juice Plus at June 10, 2024 12:16 PM (ufJfM)

37 The outlet added that administration officials believe any backlash over an amnesty order would be tempered by voter sympathy for the couples.
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He misjudged, at least as far I am concerned.

I have even more antipathy for the couples and those with children.

An invasion can be repelled. It's a military affair. Massive migration and resettlement of families is not an invasion, it's a colonization wave. Intermarriage doesn't matter to me, either. You shouldn't have married an illegal. Go back to his or her country if you want to stay together. Otherwise, you are just a toehold for colonization.

I don't pity them, I have no sympathy for them, I do not want to give them any quarter just because women and children are involved. To the contrary, the involvement of women and children makes them *more* dangerous, and they should be dealt with and shipped home first.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 10, 2024 12:16 PM (d04cU)

38 62% of registered voters support a national deportation program for illegal aliens.

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I love it.

Imagine Trump wins and announces a huge (YUGE) national deportation program.

Then imagine the GOP in Congress outright refusing to back it with any money.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 10, 2024 12:16 PM (GBKbO)

39 You don't have all the time in the world to sit back and do nothing.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 10, 2024 12:16 PM (UlEri)

40
Maybe if we adopt Antifa and BLM tactics we too can become the best of us . . .


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 10, 2024 12:16 PM (x0n13)

41 sharon, I'm glad that you guys had fun. Wish I could have gone.

Posted by: ace at June 10, 2024 12:16 PM (KRtlO)

42 So weird but I feel like I've heard all of this before.

Love Is Love, Bigot: The Sequel.
_______
Didn't Jeb! tell us that?

Posted by: Eeyore at June 10, 2024 12:16 PM (1bNHn)

43 That's not new - Hispanic Americans have to compete with illegals for jobs, housing, medical care, and much else.
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The other reason is Hispanics know the open border garbage truck stops in their backyard first.

Posted by: Pudinhead at June 10, 2024 12:17 PM (pZ64F)

44
>>>Did they at least offer you an orange juice and a free COVID booster for your trouble?

No, but they let me pollute their crapper so fair do's

Posted by: ace at June 10, 2024 12:17 PM (KRtlO)

45 That's another tired old excuse I have heard in the past. Somebody marries an illegal invader and all of a sudden the laws are too harsh and have to be changed blah blah blah.

Send the illegal invader back to their shithole country and charge the idiot who married them with aiding and abetting and sic the IRS on both of them.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 10, 2024 12:17 PM (XRpj3)

46 ineligible for legal permanent residency for various reasons -- including entering the US illegally more than once or using forged legal papers.
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"various reasons"

I loathe the media so very very much

Posted by: ... at June 10, 2024 12:17 PM (b155j)

47 I suspect that the recent overthrow of lib governments in Europe is duo to two factors: 1) unwanted immigrants, and 2) gobsmackingly stupid energy policy.

Julian Roepke, who is generally a good reporter in Berlin, denounced the people in impoverished Eastern Germany for voting for the Alliance For Deutschland, saying that this showed that they wanted the Russians back.

No effort to understand why they might have voted for AfD, they are simply German deplorables, and that is the end of that.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 10, 2024 12:17 PM (uxCna)

48 42 So weird but I feel like I've heard all of this before.

Love Is Love, Bigot: The Sequel.
_______
Didn't Jeb! tell us that?

Posted by: Eeyore at June 10, 2024 12:16 PM (1bNHn)

The left always says this; what is unsaid is what they want to "love": children, animals, inanimate objects...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 10, 2024 12:17 PM (ynpvh)

49 44
>>>Did they at least offer you an orange juice and a free COVID booster for your trouble?

No, but they let me pollute their crapper so fair do's
Posted by: ace at June 10, 2024 12:17 PM (KRtlO)

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"Listen, I know I got the date wrong, but can I leave some tread marks in your toilet and use a suspicious amount of toilet paper in the process?"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 10, 2024 12:18 PM (GBKbO)

50 Maybe if we adopt Antifa and BLM tactics we too can become the best of us . . .
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 10, 2024 12:16 PM (x0n13)

Does that mean we have to wear panties?

Antifa likes wearing panties.

Posted by: Robert at June 10, 2024 12:18 PM (1Yy3c)

51 Below, illegal aliens demand that rich people be thrown out of the apartments they own on "Billionaires' Row" so that illegals can be housed there.
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What irks me about this and everything like it going back at least a decade is how these colonists self-identify, mass up and rally with no consequence. They are illegals. They're out and proud about it. They're all in one place. The cops could easily encircle the mass, arrest them and deport them. It's on a silver freaking platter.

And they don't. Because it's all a con.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 10, 2024 12:18 PM (d04cU)

52 I am 100% in favor of deporting illegals and their spawn.

Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at June 10, 2024 12:18 PM (Z8Yh2)

53 Those are some nice giant professionally-printed banners. Who's funding this shit?

Posted by: spindrift at June 10, 2024 12:18 PM (OguvZ)

54 Imagine Trump wins and announces a huge (YUGE) national deportation program.

Then imagine the GOP in Congress outright refusing to back it with any money.


Imagine a nation of tumbrils.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 10, 2024 12:18 PM (xCA6C)

55 We must die so they can have more stuff.

Posted by: XTC at June 10, 2024 12:18 PM (UnA8+)

56 47 Julian Roepke, who is generally a good reporter in Berlin, denounced the people in impoverished Eastern Germany for voting for the Alliance For Deutschland, saying that this showed that they wanted the Russians back.

No effort to understand why they might have voted for AfD, they are simply German deplorables, and that is the end of that.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 10, 2024 12:17 PM (uxCna)

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German deplorable Russian misinformation bots.

Get it right, racist.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 10, 2024 12:18 PM (GBKbO)

57 No one is above the ___.

Posted by: Axeman at June 10, 2024 12:18 PM (krQz2)

58 Those are some nice giant professionally-printed banners. Who's funding this shit?
Posted by: spindrift at June 10, 2024 12:18 PM (OguvZ)
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You and me, most likely.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 10, 2024 12:19 PM (d04cU)

59 European election results are combo immigration and disgust over the red-green climate crap.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 10, 2024 12:19 PM (x0n13)

60 No, but they let me pollute their crapper so fair do's
Posted by: ace at June 10, 2024 12:17 PM (KRtlO)

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Hospital crappers are the best.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 10, 2024 12:19 PM (Z7bjG)

61 52 I am 100% in favor of deporting illegals and their spawn.
Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at June 10, 2024 12:18 PM (Z8Yh2)

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El Salvador is super safe now.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 10, 2024 12:19 PM (GBKbO)

62 No one is above the ___.
Posted by: Axeman at June 10, 2024 12:18 PM (krQz2)
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The needs and wants of illegal aliens

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 10, 2024 12:19 PM (d04cU)

63 57 No one is above the ___.

Posted by: Axeman at June 10, 2024 12:18 PM (krQz2)

Limbo bar?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 10, 2024 12:19 PM (ynpvh)

64 >>I am 100% in favor of deporting illegals and their spawn.


Same goes for members of the Democrat Party. And their spawn.

Posted by: garrett at June 10, 2024 12:19 PM (f8N+p)

65 They're protesting Biden's Fake Policy of pretending to limit illegal entry into the US to 4,000 illegal border crossers per day. That's too much enforcement, they say, and they'll strangle the economy to stop it.

That's not how this works. That’s not how any of this works.

Posted by: Beatrice at June 10, 2024 12:19 PM (6gW4D)

66

Accept our labor. Respect our rights

Bite me, asshole.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 10, 2024 12:19 PM (63Dwl)

67 60 No, but they let me pollute their crapper so fair do's
Posted by: ace at June 10, 2024 12:17 PM (KRtlO)

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Hospital crappers are the best.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 10, 2024 12:19 PM (Z7bjG)

I hate those auto-flush ones.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 10, 2024 12:20 PM (ynpvh)

68 Love is love.

Water is water.

Doesn’t mater if it’s crystal filtered or toilet water.

Posted by: Seems Legit at June 10, 2024 12:20 PM (DJPFk)

69 "95% of the public support universal background checks! The only reason that we don't have it is because the NRA is so powerful!"

Also

"It's a good thing that Congress doesn't listen to the people regarding immigration."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 10, 2024 12:20 PM (GBKbO)

70 >>Hospital crappers are the best.


If I have to give away the Homefield Advantage, it is going to happen in a high end Hotel.

Posted by: garrett at June 10, 2024 12:20 PM (f8N+p)

71 Julian Roepke, who is generally a good reporter in Berlin, denounced the people in impoverished Eastern Germany for voting for the Alliance For Deutschland, saying that this showed that they wanted the Russians back.

No effort to understand why they might have voted for AfD, they are simply German deplorables, and that is the end of that.


They keep stretching the bowstring. They're going to be very surprised when it finally releases.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 10, 2024 12:20 PM (xCA6C)

72 66

Accept our labor. Respect our rights

Bite me, asshole.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 10, 2024 12:19 PM (63Dwl)

I'll bite your asshole...

Posted by: Trans Sec Petey at June 10, 2024 12:20 PM (ynpvh)

73 Tautologies are Tautologies

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 10, 2024 12:21 PM (PiwSw)

74 So.

If illegals shut down New York, then conservative truckers won't have to?

Posted by: Emmie at June 10, 2024 12:21 PM (Sf2cq)

75 68 Love is love.

Water is water.

Doesn’t mater if it’s crystal filtered or toilet water.

Posted by: Seems Legit at June 10, 2024 12:20 PM (DJPFk)

recycled effluent.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 10, 2024 12:21 PM (ynpvh)

76 61 52 I am 100% in favor of deporting illegals and their spawn.
Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at June 10, 2024 12:18 PM (Z8Yh2)

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El Salvador is super safe now.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 10, 2024 12:19 PM (GBKbO



Ross Ice shelf.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 10, 2024 12:21 PM (x0n13)

77 No, but they let me pollute their crapper so fair do's
Posted by: ace at June 10, 2024 12:17 PM (KRtlO)

Pro Tip: Never, ever pass up an opportunity to pollute someone's crapper. Ever. Over the course of one's lifetime, look at the savings in both your body and your wallet.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 10, 2024 12:21 PM (XRpj3)

78 Accept our labor. Respect our rights

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Leave the leaf blower. Take the familia.

Posted by: Clemenza at June 10, 2024 12:21 PM (Z7bjG)

79 Those are some nice giant professionally-printed banners. Who's funding this shit?

Convicted Felon George Soros.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 10, 2024 12:21 PM (uxCna)

80 Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice)


Hi, Sharon. Belatedly saw your comment in yesterday's book thread. I, too, enjoyed our discussion, not only about my brother's book, but everything else that we talked about as well.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 10, 2024 12:21 PM (v6JzV)

81 Did Joe bust out the "lying dog faced pony soldier" again?

https://tinyurl.com/6dekvufa

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at June 10, 2024 12:22 PM (Dm8we)

82 73 Tautologies are Tautologies

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 10, 2024 12:21 PM (PiwSw)

That is one taut analogy.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 10, 2024 12:22 PM (ynpvh)

83 Wait until you get the bill for that poop.

Posted by: ... at June 10, 2024 12:22 PM (b155j)

84 60 Hospital crappers are the best.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 10, 2024 12:19 PM (Z7bjG)

Government Offices.

They have people cleaning those things like 12 times a day.

Posted by: XTC at June 10, 2024 12:22 PM (UnA8+)

85 I just got back from a doctor's appointment which is scheduled for Wednesday. Which I found out when I got there. I had the date wrong.

I once got to the airport before 11:00 AM for a flight that I had stupidly booked for 11:00 PM. The airline (Frontier, IIRC) helpfully got me on an earlier flight.

Posted by: Oddbob at June 10, 2024 12:22 PM (/y8xj)

86 Huh, I didn't know NY had recovered enough from the covid debacle to have traffic in Times Square.

Posted by: Methos at June 10, 2024 12:23 PM (Dnobf)

87 83 Wait until you get the bill for that poop.
Posted by: ... at June 10, 2024 12:22 PM (b155j)

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Hospital toilet paper is more expensive than hospital aspirin!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin while also running the Wasteland with Mad M at June 10, 2024 12:23 PM (GBKbO)

88 No One is above the Pirate Code!

Posted by: Axeman at June 10, 2024 12:23 PM (krQz2)

89 17 Yesterday read %14 of NY hotel rooms are taken by illegals
Posted by: Skip at June 10, 2024 12:12 PM (mwuNu)

I wonder if tourism is down, too.
Not that the Slimes will report it...

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at June 10, 2024 12:23 PM (Rbu5d)

90 Deport the illegal aliens and their anchor spouses.

Posted by: Dave's not here, man at June 10, 2024 12:23 PM (raPis)

91 In the next week or so, we should be getting another set of Sienna NY State political preference poll results.

Posted by: mrp at June 10, 2024 12:23 PM (rj6Yv)

92 >>>Pro Tip: Never, ever pass up an opportunity to pollute someone's crapper. Ever. Over the course of one's lifetime, look at the savings in both your body and your wallet.

Men have a biological imperative to "spread their stool." It's Science (TM).

Posted by: ace at June 10, 2024 12:23 PM (KRtlO)

93 79 Those are some nice giant professionally-printed banners. Who's funding this shit?

Convicted Felon George Soros.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 10, 2024 12:21 PM (uxCna)



And the lithographers union.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 10, 2024 12:23 PM (x0n13)

94 Do east coast latins not flush the used charmin like west coast latins?

If you see used charmin in the garbage can, congrats, California levels of foreign invasion.

Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at June 10, 2024 12:24 PM (Z8Yh2)

95 German deplorable Russian misinformation bots.

Get it right, racist.


Yeah, a number of commenters to Roepke's tweet explained that what obviously needed to be done was to tighten down information controls in Germany, so that the German deplorables could no longer be exposed to right-wing propaganda.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 10, 2024 12:24 PM (uxCna)

96 92 >>>Pro Tip: Never, ever pass up an opportunity to pollute someone's crapper. Ever. Over the course of one's lifetime, look at the savings in both your body and your wallet.

Men have a biological imperative to "spread their stool." It's Science (TM).

Posted by: ace at June 10, 2024 12:23 PM (KRtlO)

At least the gay ones.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 10, 2024 12:24 PM (ynpvh)

97 San Fran opens a once-a-month free food "grocery store" with a 5 point list of qualifiers.

New York has mass-illegals shutting down traffic.

Both shitholes have rampant crime and looting.

So far, everything seems to be going according to plan.

Posted by: insurgens ad opus at June 10, 2024 12:24 PM (AX1sA)

98 95 German deplorable Russian misinformation bots.

Get it right, racist.

Yeah, a number of commenters to Roepke's tweet explained that what obviously needed to be done was to tighten down information controls in Germany, so that the German deplorables could no longer be exposed to right-wing propaganda.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 10, 2024 12:24 PM (uxCna)

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"So...you're assertion is that bad information can lead to people making incorrect electoral choices. Can I choose what is bad information?"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin while riding the Wasteland with Mad Max at June 10, 2024 12:24 PM (GBKbO)

99 Those are some nice giant professionally-printed banners. Who's funding this shit?

Convicted Felon George Soros.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 10, 2024 12:21 PM (uxCna)
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Could be the same people that placed pallets of bricks around BLM rallies.

Posted by: Axeman at June 10, 2024 12:24 PM (krQz2)

100 Just put a fence around NYC. Let them eat one another.

Posted by: Pudinhead at June 10, 2024 12:15 PM


Been there, did that.

Posted by: Snake Pliskin at June 10, 2024 12:25 PM (QNSds)

101 The worst crappers on Earth are concentrated in China.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 10, 2024 12:25 PM (Z7bjG)

102 97 San Fran opens a once-a-month free food "grocery store" with a 5 point list of qualifiers.

New York has mass-illegals shutting down traffic.

Both shitholes have rampant crime and looting.

So far, everything seems to be going according to plan.
Posted by: insurgens ad opus at June 10, 2024 12:24 PM (AX1sA)

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All because Mississippi won't pay for California's single payer healthcare, those bigots.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin while riding the Wasteland with Mad Max at June 10, 2024 12:25 PM (GBKbO)

103 99 Those are some nice giant professionally-printed banners. Who's funding this shit?

Convicted Felon George Soros.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 10, 2024 12:21 PM (uxCna)
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Could be the same people that placed pallets of bricks around BLM rallies.

Posted by: Axeman at June 10, 2024 12:24 PM (krQz2)

Constuctive rally materials...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 10, 2024 12:25 PM (ynpvh)

104 I am betting about half of these marchers are native born Communists.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson DeSantis/Lake 2024 at June 10, 2024 12:25 PM (wGerL)

105 >>Pro Tip: Never, ever pass up an opportunity to pollute someone's crapper. Ever. Over the course of one's lifetime, look at the savings in both your body and your wallet.


...or a sidewalk.

Posted by: San Francisco Free Range Pooper at June 10, 2024 12:26 PM (f8N+p)

106 101 The worst crappers on Earth are concentrated in China.
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Nope. The worst are in Azerbaijan. Trust me on this.

Posted by: Pudinhead at June 10, 2024 12:26 PM (pZ64F)

107 101 The worst crappers on Earth are concentrated in China.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 10, 2024 12:25 PM (Z7bjG)

Well, how else do you describe a hole in the ground?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 10, 2024 12:26 PM (ynpvh)

108 Yeah, a number of commenters to Roepke's tweet explained that what obviously needed to be done was to tighten down information controls in Germany, so that the German deplorables could no longer be exposed to right-wing propaganda.

There would have to be centralized control of such efforts, though. They could call it...I don't know...a Reich Ministry of Public Enlightenment and Propaganda?

Posted by: Archimedes at June 10, 2024 12:26 PM (xCA6C)

109 "So...you're assertion is that bad information can lead to people making incorrect electoral choices. Can I choose what is bad information?"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin while riding the Wasteland with Mad Max at June 10, 2024 12:24 PM (GBKbO)
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Yet, they'll still shrug and say they were working on the best information they had for Hunter's laptop (they were not).

Posted by: Axeman at June 10, 2024 12:26 PM (krQz2)

110 Do east coast latins not flush the used charmin like west coast latins?

If you see used charmin in the garbage can, congrats, California levels of foreign invasion.
Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at June 10, 2024 12:24 PM (Z8Yh2)
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If the floor is wet and there's an empty water bottle then you're in Muslim territory. They don't even use the Charmin.

Posted by: insurgens ad opus at June 10, 2024 12:26 PM (AX1sA)

111 107 Well, how else do you describe a hole in the ground?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 10, 2024 12:26 PM (ynpvh)

Fani Willis.

Posted by: XTC at June 10, 2024 12:26 PM (UnA8+)

112 17 Yesterday read %14 of NY hotel rooms are taken by illegals
Posted by: Skip at June 10, 2024 12:12 PM (mwuNu)

I wonder if tourism is down, too.
Not that the Slimes will report it...
Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at June 10, 2024 12:23 PM (Rbu5d)

The New York Times? A provincial tabloid, coasting to oblivion on a carpet of lies and self-deception.

Posted by: mrp at June 10, 2024 12:26 PM (rj6Yv)

113 110 Do east coast latins not flush the used charmin like west coast latins?

If you see used charmin in the garbage can, congrats, California levels of foreign invasion.
Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at June 10, 2024 12:24 PM (Z8Yh2)
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If the floor is wet and there's an empty water bottle then you're in Muslim territory. They don't even use the Charmin.

Posted by: insurgens ad opus at June 10, 2024 12:26 PM (AX1sA)

Talk to the hand.

Posted by: Oh Calcutta! at June 10, 2024 12:27 PM (ynpvh)

114 If I have to give away the Homefield Advantage, it is going to happen in a high end Hotel.
Posted by: garrett at June 10, 2024 12:20 PM (f8N+p)

Your doing it wrong. You must train yourself to use the most disgusting, no door, no fan, TP challenged, handle no workee, hobos sleeping in the corner crappers you can find. Once you have trained yourself in that environment, any crapper above that type will seem like The Ritz Carlton.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 10, 2024 12:27 PM (XRpj3)

115 111 If the floor is wet and there's an empty water bottle then you're in Muslim territory. They don't even use the Charmin.
Posted by: insurgens ad opus at June 10, 2024 12:26 PM (AX1sA)

If there's poop on the walls of the stall, Hindus.

Posted by: XTC at June 10, 2024 12:27 PM (UnA8+)

116 The worst crappers on Earth are concentrated in China.
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Nope. The worst are in Azerbaijan. Trust me on this.

Posted by: Pudinhead at June 10, 2024 12:26 PM


Nope, Kenya.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 10, 2024 12:27 PM (QNSds)

117 I really don't like pooping in any toilet other than the ones in my own house. You never know who the last person to sit on it was.

Also, in a lot of public restrooms the water takes forever to heat up, so I have to stand there forever waiting for it to get hot enough to wash my hands in it.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 10, 2024 12:27 PM (v6JzV)

118 Crappers ? What did I miss or do I want to know ?

Posted by: It's me donna at June 10, 2024 12:27 PM (Akjoo)

119 >>>Pro Tip: Never, ever pass up an opportunity to pollute someone's crapper. Ever. Over the course of one's lifetime, look at the savings in both your body and your wallet.
>>>

There's a battleship in drydock joke just waiting to be made.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 10, 2024 12:27 PM (6gW4D)

120 108 Yeah, a number of commenters to Roepke's tweet explained that what obviously needed to be done was to tighten down information controls in Germany, so that the German deplorables could no longer be exposed to right-wing propaganda.

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Wasn't it Nancy Pelosi's recent lament that by not cracking down on free speech, the government was allowing the electorate to get the wrong ideas about who to vote for?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 10, 2024 12:28 PM (Z7bjG)

121 Love Is Love, Bigot: The Sequel.
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Didn't Jeb! tell us that?
Posted by: Eeyore at June 10, 2024


***
I think he said something about he had the clap.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 10, 2024 12:28 PM (J2vNu)

122 "If the floor is wet and there's an empty water bottle then you're in Muslim territory."

Shudder.

Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at June 10, 2024 12:28 PM (Z8Yh2)

123 116 The worst crappers on Earth are concentrated in China.
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Nope. The worst are in Azerbaijan. Trust me on this.

Posted by: Pudinhead at June 10, 2024 12:26 PM


Nope, Kenya.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 10, 2024 12:27 PM (QNSds)

Kenya have TP in Kenya?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 10, 2024 12:28 PM (ynpvh)

124 PRO TIP: Instead of pooping, save time and money by having your poop pushed back in!

Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at June 10, 2024 12:28 PM (f8N+p)

125 What if... And I'm just throwing crap at the wall here... What if we just kicked them out and enforced the border laws?

Posted by: Ribbed - Still Straight at June 10, 2024 12:28 PM (IHRQq)

126 118 Crappers ? What did I miss or do I want to know ?

Posted by: It's me donna at June 10, 2024 12:27 PM (Akjoo)

I think that's a rhetorical question...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 10, 2024 12:29 PM (ynpvh)

127 Also, in a lot of public restrooms the water takes forever to heat up, so I have to stand there forever waiting for it to get hot enough to wash my hands in it.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 10, 2024 12:27 PM (v6JzV)

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Ooh, Mr. Fancypants has to wash his hands after every dump!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 10, 2024 12:29 PM (Z7bjG)

128 Like the Pali protests, probably 50% of these "protestors" are actually who they say they are.

Soros is getting some serious bang for his buck.

Posted by: pawn at June 10, 2024 12:29 PM (QB+5g)

129 Those are some nice giant professionally-printed banners. Who's funding this shit?
Posted by: spindrift at June 10, 2024 12:18 PM (OguvZ)
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Who's doing the work?

Big pro-illegal-alien protest banners are unambiguous. They are be produced for no possible reason *other* than to be used in support of active crime.

Forget who pays for it. Find out who actually printed them, then prosecute the officers of those companies. Make businesses pucker up and panic when asked to enable crime. Make an example out of a few of them. Then go bigger.

Accenture provides outsourcing services to pro-illegal-alien NGOs where it's immediately obvious what the NGO does? Prosecute them. There's no way to think that, "Foundation for an Open Border" is anything but that. There is no ambiguity. The outsourcer is an active partner in the NGO's criminal enterprise.

Dell provides computer hardware to that NGO? Same.

Verizon provides phone lines to that NGO? Ditto.

It will never happen, of course - but it should.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 10, 2024 12:29 PM (d04cU)

130 Yeah, a number of commenters to Roepke's tweet explained that what obviously needed to be done was to tighten down information controls in Germany, so that the German deplorables could no longer be exposed to right-wing propaganda.

One thing that is backfiring is that some Germans took a 1990s Euro dance hit, and changed the chorus to Auslander Raus ("Foreigners Out").

Some people were filmed singing this at a dance party - everyone identifiable in the video was doxxed and fired, and senior German officials are demanding multi-year prison terms for the participants.

The 1990s Euro dance hit is now banned from German radio, and cannot be played at the upcoming Oktoberfest.

This isn't working out as the authorities would hope.

They're probably going to ban AfD, too.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 10, 2024 12:29 PM (uxCna)

131 >>European election results are combo immigration and disgust over the red-green climate crap.

Utterly shocking. It turns out that citizens don't like their government shitting on them.

Who could have seen this coming?

Posted by: JackStraw at June 10, 2024 12:29 PM (LkLld)

132 You must train yourself to use the most disgusting, no door, no fan, TP challenged, handle no workee, hobos sleeping in the corner crappers you can find. Once you have trained yourself in that environment, any crapper above that type will seem like The Ritz Carlton.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 10, 2024


***
Sounds like my junior high school restrooms. Except no hobos.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 10, 2024 12:30 PM (J2vNu)

133 Ace, there's alwasy Texas. You could come incognito. Pick a nic, claim to be a long time lurker anad find out how much we all appreciate how you've given us a place where we can be ourselves.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 10, 2024 12:30 PM (t/2Uw)

134 What if... And I'm just throwing crap at the wall here... What if we just kicked them out and enforced the border laws?
Posted by: Ribbed - Still Straight at June 10, 2024 12:28 PM (IHRQq)
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:: checks manual ::

That makes you a racist.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 10, 2024 12:30 PM (d04cU)

135 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 10, 2024 12:31 PM (Zz0t1)

136 133 Ace, there's alwasy Texas. You could come incognito. Pick a nic, claim to be a long time lurker anad find out how much we all appreciate how you've given us a place where we can be ourselves.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 10, 2024 12:30 PM (t/2Uw)

=========

He'll just out himself as Sid.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin while riding the Wasteland with Mad Max at June 10, 2024 12:31 PM (GBKbO)

137 131 >>European election results are combo immigration and disgust over the red-green climate crap.

Utterly shocking. It turns out that citizens don't like their government shitting on them.

Who could have seen this coming?

Posted by: JackStraw at June 10, 2024 12:29 PM (LkLld)

It's a ... specific kink.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 10, 2024 12:31 PM (ynpvh)

138 "That makes you a racist."

And?

Posted by: Ribbed - Still Straight at June 10, 2024 12:31 PM (IHRQq)

139 But Trump is a stupid poopyhead and knows nothing and doesn't learn anything.

Biden is the man we need.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 10, 2024 12:31 PM (Zz0t1)

140 I just got back from a doctor's appointment which is scheduled for Wednesday. Which I found out when I got there. I had the date wrong.

Posted by: ace at June 10, 2024 12:09 PM (KRtlO)

Another medical error that could have cost you your life! When are these doctors going to face some consequences?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 10, 2024 12:31 PM (9/0BK)

141 The White House is considering granting deportation relief to more than one million people who entered the US illegally before marrying American citizens.

People are marrying illegals? How does that even work?

Also, are there busty Mexican weather girls crossing the border? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 10, 2024 12:31 PM (2ocoG)

142 134 What if... And I'm just throwing crap at the wall here... What if we just kicked them out and enforced the border laws?
Posted by: Ribbed - Still Straight at June 10, 2024 12:28 PM (IHRQq)
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:: checks manual ::

That makes you a racist.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 10, 2024 12:30 PM (d04cU)

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What if we front the movement with a black man who makes it explicit that he's protecting the black community.

Also, the man is actually a woman.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin while riding the Wasteland with Mad Max at June 10, 2024 12:31 PM (GBKbO)

143 139 But Trump is a stupid poopyhead and knows nothing and doesn't learn anything.

Biden is the man we need.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 10, 2024 12:31 PM (Zz0t1)

Biden is an expert on shit. And how it can fill the volume of one's pants.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 10, 2024 12:32 PM (ynpvh)

144 What if... And I'm just throwing crap at the wall here... What if we just kicked them out and enforced the border laws?
Posted by: Ribbed


:: checks manual ::

That makes you a racist.
Posted by: Joe Mannix


And?

Posted by: rickb223 at June 10, 2024 12:32 PM (n/S9s)

145 The worst crappers on Earth are concentrated in China.
---------------
Nope. The worst are in Azerbaijan. Trust me on this.

Posted by: Pudinhead at June 10, 2024 12:26 PM


Nope, Kenya.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS)


When I was in Ukraine, we were at an event on a military base, and the porta potties they set out had no toilets in them. Just a hole in the floor, so your output went right onto the bare ground.

I would've loved to have been the lowly PFC that they would've assigned the cleanup duties to (assuming that they even bothered to clean it up).

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 10, 2024 12:32 PM (v6JzV)

146 Biden is the man we need.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 10, 2024 12:31 PM (Zz0t1)

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How could anyone utter those words unless they came just before putting a muzzle in their mouth?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 10, 2024 12:33 PM (Z7bjG)

147 When you're on a ship it's good to know where all the heads are at. And keep a spare TP in your locker.

Posted by: torabora at June 10, 2024 12:33 PM (+eQnd)

148 A horde looted the AutoZone on Century Blvd and Hoover in LA last night. This will only get worse as we import the world and people in the US continue to turn away from God.

http://tiny.cc/pmkiyz

Posted by: bonhomme at June 10, 2024 12:33 PM (Odg76)

149 I saw Spread Their Stool open for Bad Company on the Desolation Angels Tour in '79.

Posted by: ShainS -- Make Mean Tweets Great Again! at June 10, 2024 12:33 PM (/QnBC)

150 >>Also, are there busty Mexican weather girls crossing the border?

dat ass

Posted by: JackStraw at June 10, 2024 12:33 PM (LkLld)

151 What if we front the movement with a black man who makes it explicit that he's protecting the black community. Also, the man is actually a woman.
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Wonder what Dennis Rodman is up to.

Posted by: Ribbed - Still Straight at June 10, 2024 12:33 PM (IHRQq)

152 This is a crappy discussion. See y'all later.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 10, 2024 12:34 PM (ynpvh)

153 Maybe if we adopt Antifa and BLM tactics we too can become the best of us . . .


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 10, 2024 12:16 PM (x0n13)


*clutches pearls*
That's NOT who we are. Good day, sir! I said GOOD DAY!

Posted by: Paul the fucking weasel Ryan at June 10, 2024 12:34 PM (FCbAQ)

154 Men have a biological imperative to "spread their stool." It's Science (TM).
Posted by: ace at June 10, 2024 12:23 PM (KRtlO)



Taking 'man spreading' to a whole new level.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 10, 2024 12:34 PM (Zz0t1)

155 Many motels here in the Natural State have a sign in El bano that the papel hygenico goes in the toilet, not the waste basket. All near chicken processing plants.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at June 10, 2024 12:34 PM (V5eKu)

156 152 This is a crappy discussion. See y'all later.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 10, 2024 12:34 PM (ynpvh)

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Well, bidet.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin while riding the Wasteland with Mad Max at June 10, 2024 12:34 PM (GBKbO)

157 Yeah but NYC has great pizza and Chinese food, or so I'm told by the thousands that moved down here.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at June 10, 2024 12:34 PM (wBaIH)

158 Wonder who told the above "protesters" that that little march was a good idea... I'm of the opinion that they are not the most welcomed right now.. At least not by the "folks".

Posted by: It's me donna at June 10, 2024 12:34 PM (Akjoo)

159 Meanwhile in Las Cruces, Improved Mexico the Anti American citizen open border agitators are bitching that FJB's new and improved border clamp down is oppressive because it "significantly restricts the ability of people fleeing violence and oppression and seeking entrance into the U.S. via its southern ports."

That is some very smelly BS there Pedro. Fleeing violence? Fleeing oppression? No Pedro, the illegals are coming here because they think the Democrats are going to give them citizenship eventually.

https://tinyurl.com/3t7tna7j

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at June 10, 2024 12:35 PM (7Os14)

160 Below, illegal aliens demand that rich people be thrown out of the apartments they own on "Billionaires' Row" so that illegals can be housed there.

On this point, maybe we can strike a deal. It's about time the Capital Class got a feeling for what the rest of us are dealing with.
______
I'm wit' yez. But then, I've always been a Chestertonian on things like this.

Posted by: Eeyore at June 10, 2024 12:35 PM (1bNHn)

161 Maybe if we adopt Antifa and BLM tactics we too can become the best of us . . .
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*clutches pearls*
That's NOT who we are. Good day, sir! I said GOOD DAY!
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It's suggestions like this that force me to vote Democrat.

Posted by: Ribbed - Still Straight at June 10, 2024 12:35 PM (IHRQq)

162 In office buildings, the cleanliness of the crapper increases in proportion to the distance from the first floor.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at June 10, 2024 12:35 PM (Dm8we)

163 I've seen threads turn into Music threads, Gun threads, Movie threads, Gun thread, Medical threads, Dating advice threads. But I have to say that this is the first time I've seen a thread turn into a toilet thread.
Really crappy, guys.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 10, 2024 12:35 PM (t/2Uw)

164 > Those are some nice giant professionally-printed banners. Who's funding this shit?

City Journal has an excellent article about Ford Foundation's connection to a lot of this.

http://tiny.cc/0nkiyz

Posted by: bonhomme at June 10, 2024 12:36 PM (Odg76)

165 Well, you won't have Benny Gantz to kick around any more, ya' bitches.

Posted by: Benny Gantz at June 10, 2024 12:36 PM (woPEM)

166 Also, are there busty Mexican weather girls crossing the border? Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Ian S. at June 10, 2024 12:31 PM (2ocoG)

Sumdood said they're not sending their best, and I'm inclined to believe him.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at June 10, 2024 12:36 PM (FCbAQ)

167 Sharon's really angry. She's looking flushed.

Posted by: Ribbed - Still Straight at June 10, 2024 12:36 PM (IHRQq)

168 GTFO of our country. And take the dunce “spouse” with you.

They should stack these people like cordwood and put them all back on that train back to Mexico.

Posted by: Vengeance at June 10, 2024 12:36 PM (GMR//)

169 8 Was thinking about this , Sundowner is talking a good game but won't be doing a damn thing about it
Posted by: Skip at June 10, 2024 12:09 PM (mwuNu)
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Not at all. He'll talk a good game, and continue to do the opposite. Longstanding Democrat tactic.

Posted by: Eeyore at June 10, 2024 12:36 PM (1bNHn)

170 I've seen threads turn into Music threads, Gun threads, Movie threads, Gun thread, Medical threads, Dating advice threads. But I have to say that this is the first time I've seen a thread turn into a toilet thread.
Really crappy, guys.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice)


Ace started it!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 10, 2024 12:36 PM (v6JzV)

171 A horde looted the AutoZone on Century Blvd and Hoover in LA last night. This will only get worse as we import the world and people in the US continue to turn away from God.

http://tiny.cc/pmkiyz
Posted by: bonhomme at June 10, 2024


***
Looted an *Autozone*? What, did they take all the chrome gas pedals and skull decals?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 10, 2024 12:36 PM (J2vNu)

172 163 I've seen threads turn into Music threads, Gun threads, Movie threads, Gun thread, Medical threads, Dating advice threads. But I have to say that this is the first time I've seen a thread turn into a toilet thread.
Really crappy, guys.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 10, 2024 12:35 PM (t/2Uw)

Sometimes, The Horde just wants to shoot the shit.

Posted by: XTC at June 10, 2024 12:37 PM (UnA8+)

173 =========

He'll just out himself as Sid.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin while riding the Wasteland with Mad Max at June 10, 2024 12:31 PM (GBKbO)



Too many guns at the TxMoMe for that practical joke.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 10, 2024 12:37 PM (Zz0t1)

174 I just got back from a doctor's appointment which is scheduled for Wednesday. Which I found out when I got there. I had the date wrong.

Posted by: ace
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Been there, done that. While I hate to be the harbinger of bad news, I'm afraid that such things happen more often as you grow older.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 10, 2024 12:37 PM (XeU6L)

175 Since reading this post, I've gone from having one peekin' to having one hangin'. Headed for the doctor's office, toot sweet! Later!

Posted by: Die Scheisse at June 10, 2024 12:37 PM (V5BDR)

176 I've seen threads turn into Music threads, Gun threads, Movie threads, Gun thread, Medical threads, Dating advice threads. But I have to say that this is the first time I've seen a thread turn into a toilet thread.
Really crappy, guys.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice)
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You've never seen a thread go into the crapper?

Posted by: Axeman at June 10, 2024 12:38 PM (krQz2)

177 I've seen threads turn into Music threads, Gun threads, Movie threads, Gun thread, Medical threads, Dating advice threads. But I have to say that this is the first time I've seen a thread turn into a toilet thread.
Really crappy, guys.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 10, 2024 12:35 PM (t/2Uw)



I guess you weren't here for the 'ejaculate measurement' discussion last week........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 10, 2024 12:38 PM (Zz0t1)

178 Italian Antifa activist, Ilaria Salis, a 39-year-old schoolteacher accused of attacking people with a hammer in Budapest has been elected to the European Parliament
_BreitB

Posted by: Braenyard at June 10, 2024 12:38 PM (vD+o9)

179 >>Ace, there's alwasy Texas. You could come incognito. Pick a nic, claim to be a long time lurker anad find out how much we all appreciate how you've given us a place where we can be ourselves.
___

*Henry V has entered the chat*

Posted by: Frasier Crane at June 10, 2024 12:38 PM (bNf8H)

180 CBS/YouGov poll says 62% are in favor of deporting all illegals.

http://tiny.cc/8nkiyz

Posted by: bonhomme at June 10, 2024 12:38 PM (Odg76)

181 Did they at least offer you an orange juice and a free COVID booster for your trouble?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 10, 2024 12:14 PM (Z7bjG)

Damn. All I got was a lollipop and a Do It Yourself Enema Kit.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy now with twice the crazy at June 10, 2024 12:39 PM (iODuv)

182 This is how we lose 2024. This prick will allow these animals to vote.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 10, 2024 12:39 PM (d2bW3)

183 12 >>>4 And I got in with an entire catch-phrase! Wooo!!
/pops champagne bottle

Sounds like we're both having a great day! The phone book just came today! Whoo-hoo!
Posted by: Navin R. Johnson at June 10, 2024 12:11 PM (KRtlO)
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Where do they still have phone books? I live in rural NC, and we don't have them.

Posted by: Eeyore at June 10, 2024 12:39 PM (1bNHn)

184 CBS/YouGov poll says 62% are in favor of deporting all illegals.

http://tiny.cc/8nkiyz
Posted by: bonhomme at June 10, 2024 12:38 PM (Odg76)
++++
LOLOLOLOL

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 10, 2024 12:39 PM (d04cU)

185 Too many guns at the TxMoMe for that practical joke.
Posted by: Sponge

Sponge, at the NoVA MoMe, Doof was telling me the story about SpongeBro throwing up in your trailer last year. Pretty funny.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 10, 2024 12:39 PM (v6JzV)

186 This is how we lose 2024. This prick will allow these animals to vote.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 10, 2024 12:39 PM (d2bW3)



This has been the goal all along. Destroy the country for eternal power.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 10, 2024 12:39 PM (Zz0t1)

187 There was a bathroom in Italy, I think it was at the Vatican, where there were no seats on the toilets. Just bare porceline(sp?)
I figured it was to either keep people from using it(I didn't) or getting them out of there faster.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 10, 2024 12:39 PM (t/2Uw)

188

I volunteer to provide free healthcare to the illegal girls age sixteen through twenty seven... Some height and weight requirements will apply...

Posted by: Dr. Dirty Frank at June 10, 2024 12:40 PM (v1d6l)

189 When I was in Ukraine, we were at an event on a military base, and the porta potties they set out had no toilets in them. Just a hole in the floor, so your output went right onto the bare ground.

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* Slumdog Millionaire has entered the chat *

Posted by: ShainS -- Make Mean Tweets Great Again! at June 10, 2024 12:40 PM (B1Ez+)

190 132 Sounds like my junior high school restrooms. Except no hobos.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 10, 2024 12:30 PM (J2vNu)



NYC school bathrooms circa the 60s and 70s were certainly none too appealing. Despite Sha-Na-Na's Crazy Eddie commercial.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 10, 2024 12:40 PM (x0n13)

191 Sponge, at the NoVA MoMe, Doof was telling me the story about SpongeBro throwing up in your trailer last year. Pretty funny.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 10, 2024 12:39 PM (v6JzV)



Yes. I've done many things for friends, but that was my first vomit clean-up.

I told him he needs to chew his food better.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 10, 2024 12:40 PM (Zz0t1)

192 I saw a link over on Instapundit that 15% of NYC hotel space is currently being used to house illegals. Sure, why not give them the pricey co-ops on Central Park West while they're at it?

Posted by: Octochicken at June 10, 2024 12:40 PM (oCS0o)

193 Sometimes, The Horde just wants to shoot the shit.
Posted by: XTC at June 10, 2024


***
I feel very much at home.

Posted by: Bili Rubin at June 10, 2024 12:40 PM (J2vNu)

194 This busty blonde in a bit of denim is surprised - frankly, shocked - that Sharon's list of thread diversions didn't include her particular specialty:
http://tiny.cc/cnkiyz

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 10, 2024 12:40 PM (d04cU)

195 Below, illegal aliens demand that rich people be thrown out of the apartments they own on "Billionaires' Row" so that illegals can be housed there.
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Those elites are probably going to need to find another Democrat to vote for. The ones they have are broken.

Posted by: Axeman at June 10, 2024 12:40 PM (krQz2)

196 Ace took a giant paul in their can.

Posted by: ... at June 10, 2024 12:40 PM (b155j)

197 Sometimes, The Horde just wants to shoot the shit.

Posted by: XTC at June 10, 2024
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So... gun thread?

Posted by: Axeman at June 10, 2024 12:41 PM (krQz2)

198 187 There was a bathroom in Italy, I think it was at the Vatican, where there were no seats on the toilets. Just bare porceline(sp?)
I figured it was to either keep people from using it(I didn't) or getting them out of there faster.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 10, 2024 12:39 PM (t/2Uw)


The Piss tine chapel . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 10, 2024 12:41 PM (x0n13)

199 City Journal has an excellent article about Ford Foundation's connection to a lot of this.

http://tiny.cc/0nkiyz

Posted by: bonhomme

Wife and I were watching a show last night when I used the phrase "idle rich" to describe the characters. She noted that hadn't heard that term in a while, and she's right.

I miss when the rich were simply layabouts and not actively evil.

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at June 10, 2024 12:42 PM (hCzfy)

200 182 This is how we lose 2024. This prick will allow these animals to vote.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 10, 2024 12:39 PM (d2bW3)

The "New and Improved" Free Shit Army.

Posted by: XTC at June 10, 2024 12:42 PM (UnA8+)

201 Anyone that helps an illegal by giving them money, legal aide, or even discussing amnesty is committing a crime.

Based on the recent Trump standards this is all reasonable. So if Trump wins I want to see the 50 million illegals on the other side of the border AND the 50,000 government/NGO workers aiding them doing hard time.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 10, 2024 12:42 PM (ibTVg)

202 189 An E-tool, some TP, and a dream.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at June 10, 2024 12:42 PM (V5eKu)

203 OT I was reading Natalie Portman is getting divorced because her husband was banging done climate activist.

Seriously?

You've got a hot slice like Natalie Portman and you really want to fuck that up?

Some fucking people.

Posted by: Robert at June 10, 2024 12:43 PM (1Yy3c)

204 http://tiny.cc/cnkiyz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)


Wow. Is that Overalls Girl? The one who was ranting about men while wearing overalls and nothing beneath them?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 10, 2024 12:43 PM (v6JzV)

205 198 187 There was a bathroom in Italy, I think it was at the Vatican, where there were no seats on the toilets. Just bare porceline(sp?)

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Porcelain? That was genuine Carrera marble, you Philistine!

Posted by: Michael Angelo at June 10, 2024 12:43 PM (5rrjF)

206 CBS/YouGov poll says 62% are in favor of deporting all illegals.

Americans have been voting against letting more people in since the mid 2000s. Oddly no matter who they voted for they didn't get that outcome.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 10, 2024 12:43 PM (ibTVg)

207 Has a troll ever managed to sneak into a MoMe?

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 10, 2024 12:43 PM (t/2Uw)

208 http://tiny.cc/cnkiyz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 10, 2024 12:40 PM (d04cU)



Why is she giving the universal signal for vag?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 10, 2024 12:43 PM (Zz0t1)

209 >>You've got a hot slice like Natalie Portman and you really want to fuck that up?


You can't teach an old dog a new Ping pong Ball Trick.

Posted by: garrett at June 10, 2024 12:43 PM (f8N+p)

210 It will have to be the border state governors that will stop this

Biden's Handlers are intent on flooding the country with foreigners in order to change national voting patterns

the federal gummint is allowing the invasion- the border states have to nut up and stop it

I realize this probably won't happen- Texas seems to be trying

Posted by: Don Black at June 10, 2024 12:44 PM (/7KEl)

211 http://tiny.cc/cnkiyz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 10, 2024 12:40 PM (d04cU)

Nice tits but I'm too distracted by what she's wearing.

What the hell?

Posted by: Robert at June 10, 2024 12:44 PM (1Yy3c)

212 OT I was reading Natalie Portman is getting divorced because her husband was banging done climate activist.

Seriously?

You've got a hot slice like Natalie Portman and you really want to fuck that up?

Some fucking people.
Posted by: Robert


Really? I've never found Natalie Portman attractive. Too skinny.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 10, 2024 12:44 PM (v6JzV)

213 183 12 >>>4 And I got in with an entire catch-phrase! Wooo!!
/pops champagne bottle

Sounds like we're both having a great day! The phone book just came today! Whoo-hoo!
Posted by: Navin R. Johnson at June 10, 2024 12:11 PM (KRtlO)
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Where do they still have phone books? I live in rural NC, and we don't have them.
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Ohio still gives out the Yellow Pages. Butler County's 2023 version is 1/20 the size of the 1983 edition, but it still arrives.

Posted by: exdem13 at June 10, 2024 12:44 PM (W+kMI)

214 Friends, spouses of anyone you know who plans to vote for Biden needs to be asked if they're ok with all this?

Posted by: redridinghood at June 10, 2024 12:44 PM (NpAcC)

215 There was a bathroom in Italy, I think it was at the Vatican, where there were no seats on the toilets. Just bare porceline(sp?)
I figured it was to either keep people from using it(I didn't) or getting them out of there faster.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 10, 2024 12:39 PM (t/2Uw)


The Piss tine chapel . . .
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 10, 2024 12:41 PM (x0n13)
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In his visit to the Vatican, Joe didn't really need to use the restroom.

Posted by: Axeman at June 10, 2024 12:44 PM (krQz2)

216 So, sort of OT: Company I work for, I work from home, not in the office, had a fun incident last Friday.

A blessings of liberty transient decided to hit the on site cafe, drink his coffee then spit back into his cup and fling the coffee all over the cafe.

Way to go, CA!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 10, 2024 12:45 PM (tT6L1)

217 203 OT I was reading Natalie Portman is getting divorced because her husband was banging done climate activist.

Seriously?

You've got a hot slice like Natalie Portman and you really want to fuck that up?

Some fucking people.
Posted by: Robert at June 10, 2024 12:43 PM (1Yy3c)

=========

1. Sounds like he was tired of her shit.

2. She was never THAT hot. 2/10. Would not bang.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin while riding the Wasteland with Mad Max at June 10, 2024 12:45 PM (GBKbO)

218 I spent a short amount of time in Hope, Arkansas a few years ago. I came away feeling good about one of the larger dumps I've ever had was left in Bill Clinton's home town Wal-Mart.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 10, 2024 12:45 PM (Zz0t1)

219 Seriously?

You've got a hot slice like Natalie Portman and you really want to fuck that up?


My guess is Natalie-boy and Natalie weren't actually having any sexy fun time. Natalie's pretty far left and most of the couples I know where there is an AWFL there also isn't any sex unless the wife wants kids and then after she gets them no more.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 10, 2024 12:45 PM (ibTVg)

220 http://tiny.cc/cnkiyz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
*
Wow. Is that Overalls Girl? The one who was ranting about men while wearing overalls and nothing beneath them?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 10, 2024


***
If she is, she's put on some weight, and not necessarily in a good way, either.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 10, 2024 12:45 PM (J2vNu)

221 Our peasants are revolting!

Posted by: Emmanuel Macron at June 10, 2024 12:45 PM (woPEM)

222 What we need is a spaghetti butt plug to cut down on gator stop ups in public shitters.

Posted by: Pudinhead at June 10, 2024 12:45 PM (pZ64F)

223 This makes me want to buy a Ford F350

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at June 10, 2024 12:46 PM (xcxpd)

224 You've got a hot slice like Natalie Portman and you really want to fuck that up?

Some fucking people.
Posted by: Robert at June 10, 2024 12:43 PM (1Yy3c)



For every hot chick, there's a dude tired of her shit.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 10, 2024 12:46 PM (Zz0t1)

225 Wait natalie's getting divorced? SO YOU ARE SAYING THERE IS A CHANCE?

Quick Huma get my dress Mu Mu...time to hit a certain pokey girl up for a campaign contribution...if you know what I mean.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at June 10, 2024 12:46 PM (ibTVg)

226 Years ago, I predicted that your citizenship will be slowly converted into an actual financial liability.
How's it going?

Posted by: gourmand du jour, home of the $22 burrito at June 10, 2024 12:47 PM (MeG8a)

227 >>For every hot chick, there's a dude tired of her shit.


I send mine to her Doctor's Office to deal with that.

'Not in this house, Missy!'

Posted by: garrett at June 10, 2024 12:47 PM (f8N+p)

228 Wow. Is that Overalls Girl? The one who was ranting about men while wearing overalls and nothing beneath them?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 10, 2024

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Ah. Jiggletits McGhee.

Don't think so.

Posted by: Michael Angelo at June 10, 2024 12:47 PM (5rrjF)

229 I suspect that the recent overthrow of lib governments in Europe is duo to two factors: 1) unwanted immigrants, and 2) gobsmackingly stupid energy policy.

I wonder if the Dems understand that.

Nah, they don't.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 10, 2024 12:11 PM (xCA6C)


But my professor says that REAL gobsmackingly stupid energy policy has never been tried.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 10, 2024 12:47 PM (nR2nR)

230 The Athletic’s Shams Charania said Monday Caitlin Clark is on top of the alternates list in case one of the 12 players gets injured for the Paris Olympics.
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I know who just to call.

Posted by: Tonya Harding at June 10, 2024 12:47 PM (G0vdT)

231 Our peasants are revolting!
Posted by: Emmanuel Macron at June 10, 2024


***
We know, we've seen 'em.

Merchant class is no bargain either.

Posted by: Americans Visiting France at June 10, 2024 12:48 PM (J2vNu)

232 192 I saw a link over on Instapundit that 15% of NYC hotel space is currently being used to house illegals. Sure, why not give them the pricey co-ops on Central Park West while they're at it?
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It's only fair. And if it makes the idiots who keep backing Donks in NYC howl, so much the better. Welcome to the party, pal!

Posted by: exdem13 at June 10, 2024 12:48 PM (W+kMI)

233 En Fuego!

Posted by: that guy that shouts en feugo at June 10, 2024 12:48 PM (aD39U)

234 She was never THAT hot.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin while riding the Wasteland with Mad Max at June 10, 2024 12:45 PM (GBKbO)

I guess you never saw The Professional I'M KIDDING!!!!!!!

Posted by: Robert at June 10, 2024 12:48 PM (1Yy3c)

235 I spent a short amount of time in Hope, Arkansas a few years ago. I came away feeling good about one of the larger dumps I've ever had was left in Bill Clinton's home town Wal-Mart.
Posted by: Sponge


I bought a t-shirt in Hope, Arkansas. "Hope, Arkansas, Home of the World's Largest Watermelon."

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 10, 2024 12:48 PM (v6JzV)

236 I read this morning a commie saying that True Communism only exists between people and not at the government level. So that's why it's never actually been tried.

Posted by: ... at June 10, 2024 12:48 PM (b155j)

237 The Athletic’s Shams Charania said Monday Caitlin Clark is on top of the alternates list in case one of the 12 players gets injured for the Paris Olympics.
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I will laugh if they give her a call and she has 'prior commitments' and can't make it.

"So sorry."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 10, 2024 12:48 PM (Zz0t1)

238 Back in the 90s, you didn't just get one, but TWO phone books.

You got the normal one and one branded the "Donnelly Directory".

I don't think there were many differences, though.

Posted by: XTC at June 10, 2024 12:49 PM (UnA8+)

239 The nasty girl cheap shots on Caitlin Clark == women playing sports.

It's the same shit, only in sports, it's physical.

Posted by: Axeman at June 10, 2024 12:49 PM (krQz2)

240 Why is she giving the universal signal for vag?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 10, 2024 12:43 PM (Zz0t1)

She's mimicking the picture on the wall behind her.
He's holding his belt buckle proudly (he won it at wrestlemania III many moons ago).


Or she is conveying that she's got a bun in the oven, and he's to blame.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at June 10, 2024 12:49 PM (FCbAQ)

241 I have no sympathy for the New Yorkers, except those on Staten Island. They voted for this shit. And kept doing so.

So screw them.

Posted by: Eeyore at June 10, 2024 12:49 PM (1bNHn)

242 I saw a link over on Instapundit that 15% of NYC hotel space is currently being used to house illegals. Sure, why not give them the pricey co-ops on Central Park West while they're at it?

I saw a news story out of MA where the governor there has finished filling up the burbs that are less blue so she started sending the illegals to some very blue, very wealthy town.

You'll be surprised, I'm sure, to hear that residents are shocked, shocked that now they've voted to bring in all these illegals they are getting...illegals.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at June 10, 2024 12:49 PM (ibTVg)

243 Where do they still have phone books? I live in rural NC, and we don't have them.

Posted by: Eeyore at June 10, 2024 12:39 PM (1bNHn)

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We still find a small variety of them -- but they're relatively small -- on our front porch every year.

Rural AZ in a county with a few small cities & towns, population around 100,000.

BTW, for the first time since moving here after escaping Califzuela 11 years ago, we're seeing a lot of illegal alien families at the grocery stores -- all speaking Spanish, and with the adult females using their ObamaPhones to film all of the items on the shelves no doubt to future illegals via chain migration and anchor babies. *spit*

Posted by: ShainS -- Make Mean Tweets Great Again! at June 10, 2024 12:50 PM (clOFZ)

244 Italy's PM Meloni comes out on top in EU vote, strengthening her hand

https://tinyurl.com/k6k98h5x

Not only do I like her politics, but she's packing a couple nice "melonis", if you catch my drift...

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at June 10, 2024 12:50 PM (JCZqz)

245 Back in the 90s, you didn't just get one, but TWO phone books.

You got the normal one and one branded the "Donnelly Directory".

I don't think there were many differences, though.
Posted by: XTC at June 10, 2024


***
We got the White Pages with the Blue Pages for govt. listings in the middle, and then the Yellow Pages as a separate volume.

Posted by: Americans Visiting France at June 10, 2024 12:51 PM (J2vNu)

246 Sock off

Posted by: WisRich at June 10, 2024 12:51 PM (G0vdT)

247 >>Ace, there's alwasy Texas. You could come incognito. Pick a nic, claim to be a long time lurker anad find out how much we all appreciate how you've given us a place where we can be ourselves.
___

*Henry V has entered the chat*
Posted by: Frasier Crane at June 10, 2024 12:38 PM (bNf8H)


Eyes wide shut....... Agghhhhhhhhh !

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 10, 2024 12:51 PM (NtVYv)

248 I read this morning a commie saying that True Communism only exists between people and not at the government level. So that's why it's never actually been tried.
Posted by: ... at June 10, 2024 12:48 PM (b155j)
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Ah. So it *has* been tried.

In New York state in the 1820s. I think the first version was called New Harmony.

Marx said that the problem with the commune was that it was voluntary.

So, I wonder how you "fix" that problem without some sort of governing behavior.

Idiots and charlatans.

Posted by: Axeman at June 10, 2024 12:52 PM (krQz2)

249 194 This busty blonde in a bit of denim is surprised - frankly, shocked - that Sharon's list of thread diversions didn't include her particular specialty:
http://tiny.cc/cnkiyz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
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Coming unglued should be interesting.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 10, 2024 12:52 PM (vD+o9)

250 Posted by: Admiral Ackbar


Dammit, why do I keep failing to look at the nic before I click.

I see a reference to "melons," and all prudence goes out of my head.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 10, 2024 12:53 PM (v6JzV)

251 My guess is Natalie-boy and Natalie weren't actually having any sexy fun time. Natalie's pretty far left and most of the couples I know where there is an AWFL there also isn't any sex unless the wife wants kids and then after she gets them no more.

That and far left women generally aren't very pleasant in general. Plus Natalie was never what I'd call super hot and she's at wall-hitting age.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 10, 2024 12:53 PM (2ocoG)

252 I grew up thinking invaders invaded. I never once considered that importing invaders was a possibility.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at June 10, 2024 12:54 PM (7Os14)

253 Julian Roepke, who is generally a good reporter in Berlin, denounced the people in impoverished Eastern Germany for voting for the Alliance For Deutschland, saying that this showed that they wanted the Russians back.

No effort to understand why they might have voted for AfD, they are simply German deplorables, and that is the end of that.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 10, 2024 12:17 PM (uxCna)


Just going to question how "generally a good reporter" squares with "no effort to understand".

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 10, 2024 12:54 PM (nR2nR)

254 It's not "just" hotel space being occupied by illegals. It's all the other free shit they're getting that the traditional welfare rats are not getting.

There is a real animosity growing between the ghetto blacks and the illegals that are beginning to occupy that space as well. There's only so much free shit to pass out every month and guess who's at the front of the line every time? And when there's "good" free shit and "so-so" free shit, guess who get's the good stuff?

Every time.

If there's a force to make the illegals think twice about sticking around, it's probably the ghetto blacks.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 10, 2024 12:54 PM (Q4IgG)

255 I grew up thinking invaders invaded. I never once considered that importing invaders was a possibility.
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram


Vortigern has entered the chat.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 10, 2024 12:54 PM (v6JzV)

256 In Old People News I took The Kid to Sunday Dinner and she thought Quarashi was The Beastie Boys.

Posted by: LenNeal at June 10, 2024 12:55 PM (9yXr+)

257 I read this morning a commie saying that True Communism only exists between people and not at the government level. So that's why it's never actually been tried.

I've had this debate before...

Who is making the decisions? Oh the commune. That's not the government? No...it is THE PEOPLE!

And if tell the commune to fuck off, I want to do my own thing what happens? Well the commune will send persyns to make sure you do the correct thing. And that's not the police? No its the commune!

So...some governing body will make all the decisions, but they aren't the government, and some policing group will police those decisions but they aren't the police? Correct...you get it now!

Posted by: 18-1 at June 10, 2024 12:55 PM (ibTVg)

258 Inconceivable! I heard no one is above the law!

Posted by: blaster at June 10, 2024 12:55 PM (IFNME)

259 Hmmm ... Fox News apparently asked James Clapper if he wished to retract his signature on the infamous "Hunter Biden's Laptop" letter, signed by 51 wise guys. Clapper delivered a one-word reply: "No".

Posted by: mrp at June 10, 2024 12:55 PM (rj6Yv)

260 >>>Not only do I like her politics, but she's packing a couple nice "melonis", if you catch my drift...
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar
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Why on earth did I ever consider...

Posted by: Braenyard at June 10, 2024 12:55 PM (vD+o9)

261 Marx said that the problem with the commune was that it was voluntary.

...
Idiots and charlatans.
Posted by: Axeman at June 10, 2024 12:52 PM (krQz2)

Don't you love it.

It didn't work because it was voluntary, but True Communism is voluntary. So all they have to do is force you to volunteer.

Posted by: ... at June 10, 2024 12:56 PM (b155j)

262 I guess you never saw The Professional I'M KIDDING!!!!!!!
Posted by: Robert

TJM was probably not old enough to lust after starlets when that movie came out.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at June 10, 2024 12:57 PM (e2k3W)

263 For my contracting business I used to pay for a Yellow Pages ad. That hurts.

Posted by: LenNeal at June 10, 2024 12:57 PM (9yXr+)

264 From "build the wall" to "deport them all."

Now Hispanics are racist against Hispanics.

Team Whitey seems to be growing.....

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 10, 2024 12:57 PM (IR73L)

265 Trump has to sit for a Probation interview. A former President of the US has to sit for a Probation interview at the behest of "Judge" Merchan and Alvin Bragg.
This is disgusting, ridiculous, cringe inducing, laughable...pick one.
The ironic part is that they think this will embarass or shame Trump. They obviously have not learned their lesson.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 10, 2024 12:57 PM (t/2Uw)

266 Julian Roepke, who is generally a good reporter in Berlin, denounced the people in impoverished Eastern Germany for voting for the Alliance For Deutschland, saying that this showed that they wanted the Russians back.

Vlad is a traditional paternal autocrat. He wants to rule unchallenged and take his 10%.

But the current leadership of Europe and the US also want to rule unchallenged and they also want their 10%. And they won't let you lead a normal human life because they've decided normal human life is a mortal threat to them.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 10, 2024 12:57 PM (ibTVg)

267 Neighbors house was ransacked. Any suggestions for a non-hardwire camera set-up would be appreciated.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 10, 2024 12:57 PM (vD+o9)

268 DEPORT



THEM


ALL

Posted by: Scuba_Dude at June 10, 2024 12:58 PM (Oq/TM)

269 Predator sting: FBI agent caught trying to meet a 15yr old.
https://tinyurl.com/n5wjt69e

Posted by: Dig gp Must at June 10, 2024 12:58 PM (MvF+J)

270 I wonder how many of the "mixed status couples" are really sham marriages, i.e., marriage fraud to facilitate adjustment of status.

Posted by: mnw at June 10, 2024 12:58 PM (NLIak)

271 So...some governing body will make all the decisions, but they aren't the government, and some policing group will police those decisions but they aren't the police? Correct...you get it now!
Posted by: 18-1 at June 10, 2024 12:55 PM (ibTVg)

It's like a satanic Abbott and Costello routine.

Posted by: ... at June 10, 2024 12:58 PM (b155j)

272 My mother left a message for Speaker Johnson:

"get your shit together and start working for the people not for democrats you flaming dickless sellout piece of shit taint licker of lefty asses poofsie"

I may be paraphrasing

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Esteemed Trump-Ho and Searcher of Wagshambas at June 10, 2024 12:58 PM (DBZuM)

273 Communism, as taught in many of our institutions of "higher expectations", is a religious cult. Arguments with cultists is usually a waste of time.

Posted by: mrp at June 10, 2024 12:58 PM (rj6Yv)

274 Predator sting: FBI agent caught trying to meet a 15yr old.

Posted by: Dig gp Must at June 10, 2024 12:58 PM (MvF+J)

How long is the girl going to jail for?

Posted by: ... at June 10, 2024 12:59 PM (b155j)

275 It hardly seems fair....my gal weighs at least 3 times what the Mannix girl weighs, but still has smaller tits. What a travesty.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at June 10, 2024 12:59 PM (JCZqz)

276 262

I had the biggest boy crush on Hayley Mills despite knowing she was old enough in Real Life to be... one of my aunts.

Posted by: LenNeal at June 10, 2024 12:59 PM (9yXr+)

277 Is a 12 year old boy tighter than Natalie Portman? Assking for a friend.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at June 10, 2024 12:59 PM (wBaIH)

278 lOTS OF WIFI MINI CAMS ON aMAZON

capslock fail don't care not starting over

Posted by: Don Black at June 10, 2024 12:59 PM (/7KEl)

279 The thing about people saying "real x-ism" hasn't been tried is that real Marxism *has* been tried.

Marx said: you get a socialist revolution to overthrow the current power structure. *Anything* that follows is bound to be better than "Capitalism" (because it's not "Capitalism").

That's been tried. If just-the-right-ism didn't follow that, then there is something fundamentally wrong with that suggestion, and that means the Amazing MarxO, Seer of the Future *failed*.

I realized over the weekend, that Marx simply gave ex-Christians an alternate eschatology. And eschatology *they* could *believe* in.

The "Critical Theorists" of the Frankfort School try to save Marxism from his claims of seeing the future (because they already saw that he DIDN'T), and they simply develop the theory of bitching about everything and fugue from the current order.

Posted by: Axeman at June 10, 2024 12:59 PM (krQz2)

280 Severe weather alert for Mesa, AZ!

Excessive heat warning!

Warning! It is 89 degrees in AZ in the middle of June. Significant threat to life or property. Dangerously hot conditions. Major heat risk. Take action within the next hour.

Does everyone have a popsicle yet?

Posted by: Emmie at June 10, 2024 01:00 PM (Sf2cq)

281 Operation Wetback redux!


At least40 million illegal aliens in country. Ok.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 10, 2024 01:00 PM (x0n13)

282 267

Trailcams.

Posted by: LenNeal at June 10, 2024 01:00 PM (9yXr+)

283 Ace, there's alwasy Texas. You could come incognito. Pick a nic, claim to be a long time lurker and find out how much we all appreciate how you've given us a place where we can be ourselves.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice)
-------------------------------------------------------

I was at this past MoMe and you didn't even know it!

LETS DANCE!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6iaR3WO71j4

Posted by: Jimmy Carter at June 10, 2024 01:00 PM (5hfjS)

284 Marxism literally requires you to kill all the dissenters before implementing it.

Like you don't support marxism, that cool live and let live.

Nope, you're not on board your head gets chopped off.

Then the world will see eternal peace and wubs and utopia.

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Esteemed Trump-Ho and Searcher of Wagshambas at June 10, 2024 01:01 PM (DBZuM)

285 Critical Drinker reviews The Acolyte - episode 2.

Spoiler alert: The word "retarded" gets used a lot.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ng846hx8Z_s

Posted by: Archimedes at June 10, 2024 01:01 PM (xCA6C)

286 Daily Mail- Jill Biden's 3,600-mile round trip from France to Delaware to spend two days at Hunter's trial could cost up to $345,000... and taxpayers could be on the hook for a huge bill

tinyurl.com/w9vvnxr4

Posted by: redridinghood at June 10, 2024 01:01 PM (NpAcC)

287 >>>Every time.

If there's a force to make the illegals think twice about sticking around, it's probably the ghetto blacks.
Posted by: Martini Farmer
---------------------

Trump can't be elected soon enough.
Illegals are tougher than any ghetto people. They survived tough with no freebies. Like the old cowboys, they can sleep on the ground with no discomfort.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 10, 2024 01:02 PM (vD+o9)

288 I grew up thinking invaders invaded. I never once considered that importing invaders was a possibility.
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at June 10, 2024 12:54 PM (7Os14)
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Childhood movie reminder:

https://youtu.be/giABfnfy9R0?
si=t6twLfmLttjb4zUY&t=3835

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 10, 2024 01:02 PM (TRuAj)

289 Warning! It is 89 degrees in AZ in the middle of June. Significant threat to life or property. Dangerously hot conditions. Major heat risk. Take action within the next hour.

Does everyone have a popsicle yet?
Posted by: Emmie at June 10, 2024 01:00 PM (Sf2cq)
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Yeah, we've seen those stupid heat alerts in the high desert of AZ. I just shake my head. Effing nanny state crap. Of course it gets warm here.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 10, 2024 01:03 PM (tT6L1)

290 Tautologies are Tautologies
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 10, 2024 12:21 PM (PiwSw)


A v !A, bitches!

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 10, 2024 01:03 PM (nR2nR)

291 You've been Ackbar'd.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at June 10, 2024 01:03 PM (qZEuM)

292 Warning! It is 89 degrees in AZ in the middle of June. Significant threat to life or property. Dangerously hot conditions. Major heat risk. Take action within the next hour.

*************

I think ace posted it, but there was a before and after pic of weathermen showing the report. In circa 1990s, 2000s reports of temps in the 90s showed a map of green.

Now, anything north of 80 gets shown in DEEP SCARY FLAMING RED COLORS BECAUSE CLIMATE CHANGE

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Esteemed Trump-Ho and Searcher of Wagshambas at June 10, 2024 01:03 PM (DBZuM)

293 Communism, as taught in many of our institutions of "higher expectations", is a religious cult. Arguments with cultists is usually a waste of time.
Posted by: mrp at June 10, 2024 12:58 PM (rj6Yv)
---
Because although modern "communism" post-exists "Critical Theory" (only not so *critical*), it holds on to the eschatology in Marx that the Frankfort School said was best abandoned.

I think all the "Arc of History" and "Right Side of History" stuff *very possibly* started with Post-millennial Christians who were "building The Kingdom", it is clearly in Marx and any of its parrots are in some ways in the mode of the Marxian takeover of Post-mil politics.

Posted by: Axeman at June 10, 2024 01:04 PM (krQz2)

294 251 My guess is Natalie-boy and Natalie weren't actually having any sexy fun time. Natalie's pretty far left and most of the couples I know where there is an AWFL there also isn't any sex unless the wife wants kids and then after she gets them no more.

That and far left women generally aren't very pleasant in general. Plus Natalie was never what I'd call super hot and she's at wall-hitting age.
Posted by: Ian S. at June 10, 2024 12:53 PM (2ocoG)

In a discussion with my wife, I once made the point that she literally controls 100% of my sex life.

I said this as a way to persuade her to side with me on the "more often" discussion.

My powers of persuasion are limited.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 10, 2024 01:04 PM (KbCG3)

295 Who is so desperate that they would marry a migrant?

Posted by: Oglebay at June 10, 2024 01:05 PM (7fVdQ)

296 Here's what I never understood:
Why did they think these illegals would only go to red states?

When the best "social safety nets" are in blue state cities?

(Notice how they no longer call it a safety net? Like how they initially sold it as a temporary help for folks on hard times? Now it's universal basic income in all but name.)

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 10, 2024 01:05 PM (IR73L)

297 280 I'm surprised it's only 89 in Arizona. That sounds on the cool side to me.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 10, 2024 01:05 PM (v6JzV)

298 Marxism literally requires you to kill all the dissenters before implementing it.
--------

And after.

Posted by: ... at June 10, 2024 01:06 PM (b155j)

299 Trailcams generally do not rely on connectivity, they're not that expensive, and even the cheap ones have awesome night vision.
Drawbacks, they're not real time. The Kid has a Wayze? Which is fun but it's not entirely reliable and honestly if someone loots your house can anyone get there in time to stop it?
Police work is 99% after the fact.

Posted by: LenNeal at June 10, 2024 01:06 PM (9yXr+)

300 Warning! It is 89 degrees in AZ in the middle of June. Significant threat to life or property. Dangerously hot conditions. Major heat risk. Take action within the next hour.
---
I've lived in AZ. It was 90 degrees when I got off the bus in January.

That summer, I got a sunburn walking home 30 minutes from my job in 117 degree heat.

That' was in the 1980s.

Somebody is scamming people without memories.

Posted by: Axeman at June 10, 2024 01:06 PM (krQz2)

301 In a discussion with my wife, I once made the point that she literally controls 100% of my sex life.

-------------

Early on I told my wife: anywhere & anytime.

Posted by: ShainS -- Make Mean Tweets Great Again! at June 10, 2024 01:06 PM (clOFZ)

302 Who is so desperate that they would marry a migrant?

************

yeah whats wrong with those weenies

Posted by: Incel in his 30s Subscribed to 10 OnlyFans accounts and eating cheetos at June 10, 2024 01:06 PM (DBZuM)

303 Cooler in AZ than here.
Went down to 85 last night.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 10, 2024 01:06 PM (vD+o9)

304 301 In a discussion with my wife, I once made the point that she literally controls 100% of my sex life.

-------------

Early on I told my wife: anywhere & anytime.
Posted by: ShainS -- Make Mean Tweets Great Again! at June 10, 2024 01:06 PM (clOFZ)

And when she got done laughing?

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 10, 2024 01:07 PM (KbCG3)

305 Daily Mail- Jill Biden's 3,600-mile round trip from France to Delaware to spend two days at Hunter's trial could cost up to $345,000... and taxpayers could be on the hook for a huge bill

"You can't put a price on a step mother's love."
--msm

"Twenty dollars, same as in town."
--pr0nhub

Posted by: Oddbob at June 10, 2024 01:07 PM (/y8xj)

306 [259 Hmmm ... Fox News apparently asked James Clapper if he wished to retract his signature on the infamous "Hunter Biden's Laptop" letter, signed by 51 wise guys. Clapper delivered a one-word reply: "No".
Posted by: mrp at June 10, 2024 12:55 PM (rj6Yv)


Why would he retract? Its not like there will be any consequences.

Posted by: blaster at June 10, 2024 01:08 PM (IFNME)

307 305 Daily Mail- Jill Biden's 3,600-mile round trip from France to Delaware to spend two days at Hunter's trial could cost up to $345,000... and taxpayers could be on the hook for a huge bill

"You can't put a price on a step mother's love."
--msm

"Twenty dollars, same as in town."
--pr0nhub

Posted by: Oddbob at June 10, 2024 01:07 PM (/y8xj)

========

Also, the carbon emissions.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin while riding the Wasteland with Mad Max at June 10, 2024 01:08 PM (GBKbO)

308 Former hostage nood.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 10, 2024 01:08 PM (nR2nR)

309 "You can't put a price on a step mother's love."
--msm

Posted by: Oddbob at June 10, 2024 01:07 PM (/y8xj)
-

Meth is hard.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 10, 2024 01:09 PM (TRuAj)

310 295

I personally know a Balkan guy who bribed a Danish dude to Gay Marry.
For my own Blood Balkan Brother, we have agreed to call that, The Nuclear Option.

Posted by: LenNeal at June 10, 2024 01:09 PM (9yXr+)

311 That's been tried. If just-the-right-ism didn't follow that, then there is something fundamentally wrong with that suggestion, and that means the Amazing MarxO, Seer of the Future *failed*.

I realized over the weekend, that Marx simply gave ex-Christians an alternate eschatology. And eschatology *they* could *believe* in.

The "Critical Theorists" of the Frankfort School try to save Marxism from his claims of seeing the future (because they already saw that he DIDN'T), and they simply develop the theory of bitching about everything and fugue from the current order.
Posted by: Axeman at June 10, 2024 12:59 PM (krQz2)

Real Communism always fails because the only people who want to run a Commie state are assholes.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 10, 2024 01:09 PM (pVwOy)

312 I think ace posted it, but there was a before and after pic of weathermen showing the report. In circa 1990s, 2000s reports of temps in the 90s showed a map of green.

Now, anything north of 80 gets shown in DEEP SCARY FLAMING RED COLORS BECAUSE CLIMATE CHANGE
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Esteemed Trump-Ho and Searcher of Wagshambas at June 10, 2024 01:03 PM (DBZuM)


Last summer, I saw that not only was the "official" temperature two degrees warmer than our thermometer showed, but they also tacked on an additional 26 degrees for the heat index.

Posted by: Emmie at June 10, 2024 01:09 PM (Sf2cq)

313 Where’s the

DEPORT

DEPORT

DEPORT

guy?

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at June 10, 2024 01:10 PM (quOFo)

314 Warning! It is 89 degrees in AZ in the middle of June. Significant threat to life or property. Dangerously hot conditions. Major heat risk. Take action within the next hour.

Does everyone have a popsicle yet?
Posted by: Emmie at June 10, 2024 01:00 PM (Sf2cq)
--------------

Yeah, we've seen those stupid heat alerts in the high desert of AZ. I just shake my head. Effing nanny state crap. Of course it gets warm here.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 10, 2024 01:03 PM (tT6L1)
******
Well, it's 90 degrees in Houston right now.
It's June.

Posted by: redridinghood at June 10, 2024 01:10 PM (NpAcC)

315 The Kid has hundreds of hours of footage of cat butts, meandering raccoons, an opossum, and a weirdly small rabbit.

Posted by: LenNeal at June 10, 2024 01:10 PM (9yXr+)

316 Marxism literally requires you to kill all the dissenters before implementing it.
--------

And after.
Posted by: ... at June 10, 2024 01:06 PM (b155j)
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Yes, because you have to squash the "counter-revolutionaries"

But that was just like the Jacobins as well. That's who they killed en mass: the "counter-revolutionaries".

Here's an important thing to realize: Marx is not the event.

He didn't create the concepts he advanced--Robert Owen *coined* the word "socialism" and created the frist *commune* in upstate New York (the Banana State).

But he also largely wrote to the existing revolutionary audience in France.

But Marx did create the eschatology.

Posted by: Axeman at June 10, 2024 01:11 PM (krQz2)

317 Soooo over and over and over again my friend:

Ya don't believe we're on the eve of destruction!

-Zombie Barry McGuire

Posted by: Im Gumby Damn It!/George Carlins Pencil at June 10, 2024 01:12 PM (7keno)

318 266 Julian Roepke, who is generally a good reporter in Berlin, denounced the people in impoverished Eastern Germany for voting for the Alliance For Deutschland, saying that this showed that they wanted the Russians back.

Vlad is a traditional paternal autocrat. He wants to rule unchallenged and take his 10%.

But the current leadership of Europe and the US also want to rule unchallenged and they also want their 10%. And they won't let you lead a normal human life because they've decided normal human life is a mortal threat to them.

Posted by: 18-1
=====
Way back when, Jeanne Kirkpatrick said as much. Leftist dictators are kleptocrats but beyond that they want to meddle in people's lives for kicks. Apolitical autocrats just want to stay in power and get rich from graft. They permit more liberty to their citizens simply to avoid an explosive reaction to their stealing.

Classic political theory from the Greeks back her up as does history of the rise and fall of nations.

Posted by: whig at June 10, 2024 01:15 PM (/0X3E)

319 In a discussion with my wife, I once made the point that she literally controls 100% of my sex life.

I said this as a way to persuade her to side with me on the "more often" discussion.


The addendum of sexual fidelity should be therefore when either spouse wants to they do. Yes, yes if someone is sick or pulled a double shift at work or something I get it...but that's not the normal issue in most modern American relationships...

Imagine you and your wife agree that you'll only go out to eat together call it "monogastronomy" and after you come to this legally binding agreement you tell her you don't want to go out to eat very often or maybe...ever...so she can't either. A pretty scuzzy move no?

That being said discussing it in this sort of dry logical way isn't likely to improve the situation...

Posted by: 18-1 at June 10, 2024 01:17 PM (ibTVg)

320 Reality Check for ‘Queers for Palestine’ Delivered Directly From Palestinian Leaders-“Homosexuals Should Be Thrown Head First From The Rooftop Of The Tallest Building:”

@ #QueersForPalestine – Palestinian Imams: Palestinians 'Will Not Accept A Single Homosexual On The Land Of Palestine'; 'Homosexuals Should Be Thrown Head First From The Rooftop Of The Tallest Building' Have a nice day.
June 4, 2024

I may have embellished just a tad

Posted by: Im Gumby Damn It!/George Carlins Pencil at June 10, 2024 01:18 PM (7keno)

321
But he also largely wrote to the existing revolutionary audience in France.

But Marx did create the eschatology.
Posted by: Axeman
========
All true, from what it appears, Marxism rose as a heresy from Christianity and the concept of everyone equally poor kept popping up after 1000 AD such as the Anabaptists in 1400's Germany, the Levellers in England, etc. There is a continued misappropriation of the tenets of Christianity and to some extent Judaism to create Cities of God via totalitarian tactics. Never ends well because of the ecological fallacy--what is true of the individual is not true of the society.

Islamic Marxism is a contradiction in terms and never flourished as a result and even in China, the Marxist variant there simply is replicating the Emperor with new clothes.

Posted by: whig at June 10, 2024 01:20 PM (/0X3E)

322 I wouldn't be sure about no illegal immigrant doctors. There was that illegal alien who owned and ran a flight school in Massachusetts, which had a number of illegal alien students.

Posted by: You're in hell, the world ended at June 10, 2024 01:26 PM (rZz3y)

323
Even Hispanics are done with the infinite entitlement of our "Newcomers." A CBS poll shows that a majority of Hispanics now favor deportation of illegals.


Most of the Hispanics responding to the poll were probably illegal aliens in the first place

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 10, 2024 02:07 PM (n+4am)

324 Time for little a Elvis and Return to Sender return Biden back to the Basement and his staff back to their Padded Cells

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at June 10, 2024 04:18 PM (wGqjj)

325 I've no worries because Republicans will immediately have hearings to decry Biden's Executive Order Amnesty for millions of non-Americans and issue a REALLY strongly worded letter, this time!

Everyday we live through the results of the Leftist+RINO coup of 2020, the more I despise and loathe Republicans. And they never do a damn meaningful thing to dispel a single bit of said angst against them. Fuck them. Fuck them for all time.

Posted by: Tracy at June 10, 2024 04:41 PM (oQXo+)

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