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Back In The F-O-N, Back In The F-O-N, Back In The F-O-N-T!

Welcome to June! Didja know that it's pride month?

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Fido Friday: Bath time


Every. Single. Year.

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I hate it when the CCP bots make sense

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Did you know that there are hobby horse competitions?


How to raise tough children

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Restaurant idea

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Nuts!


Campaign '24

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Hollywood is out of new ideas

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Distance shooting


That's a solid review

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Cooking show idea

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”Stolen” land


It's probably pretty heavy

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Pizza feet

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America Ball dances


The good old days

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Greetings from Texas

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On the rubber chicken circuit


Today's graph

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Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by safety tips:

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I want to thank Buck for covering for me last night, we lost power Monday during the storms, and it didn't come back until last night. Buck was gracious enough to step in last minute, and I owe him one.

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Posted by: WeirdDave at 10:00 PM




Comments

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1 Thats me!

Posted by: Admiral Spinebender at June 07, 2024 09:59 PM (hftn9)

2 cdn.ca9.uscourts.gov/datastore/opinions/
2024/06/07/22-55908.pdf

Posted by: 9th Circuit Court of Appeals at June 07, 2024 10:00 PM (KAi1n)

3 Rd

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at June 07, 2024 10:00 PM (kOluj)

4 5th?

Posted by: Rex B at June 07, 2024 10:00 PM (5h/8D)

5 Yay ONT! Thank you WeirdDave. Now to go enjoy the content.

Also, last animated .gif: The Kentucky Fried Movie, or the movie within a movie: "A Fistful of Yen". Loved that thing.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at June 07, 2024 10:01 PM (O7YUW)

6 Hey there, Weird Dave. Rooting against Edmonton in the Finals?

Posted by: Doof at June 07, 2024 10:01 PM (uRZZ/)

7 Good evening morons and glad to see your power is restored wd

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 07, 2024 10:02 PM (RIvkX)

8
Other 11 months: PIV sex.

"Pride" Month: POP sex (poop on penis)

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 07, 2024 10:02 PM (MoZTd)

9 Hello, Horde! At annual family get together

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies' Brigade plucky comic relief at June 07, 2024 10:02 PM (V9rOM)

10 Girthy ONT! Thanks WD.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 07, 2024 10:02 PM (gUJs4)

11 Yes! Howdy, Weird Dave. Evenin' Horde.

*tips K-State baseball cap, somewhat sadly*

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at June 07, 2024 10:02 PM (kOluj)

12 The Gray Pride activist. Turn down that awful racket you call music and get a muzzle for your damn barking dog!

Posted by: Admiral Spinebender at June 07, 2024 10:02 PM (hftn9)

13 Still not chewed out

Posted by: Aldo Raine at June 07, 2024 10:02 PM (QSrLX)

14 Banana radiation warning is on all bananas sold in the state of California.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 07, 2024 10:02 PM (0eaVi)

15 Hola cliquers

Posted by: The goon at June 07, 2024 10:02 PM (xEIkf)

16 A Fistful of Yen, the alarm guy:

https://youtu.be/qnTwMcr2srk

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at June 07, 2024 10:02 PM (O7YUW)

17 Early I am, butt yes, there appears to be less butt with regards certain cities flying the rainbow flag atop city govt. flagpoles this year...

HHhhmmm...

Posted by: Nightwatch at June 07, 2024 10:04 PM (TDvv2)

18 Do the pizza feet have pizza toe fungus as an additive? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: LRob in OK at June 07, 2024 10:04 PM (TSQkU)

19
We're here, we're!... zzzzzzzz

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 07, 2024 10:04 PM (MoZTd)

20 Nice launch and recovery.

Posted by: Ciampino - Not sax solo?? at June 07, 2024 10:06 PM (qfLjt)

21
Sad to say, neither Diana nor her sister Rosalind got a ribbon in today's judging at the National Specialty. It's disappointing because we had hopes at least for Diana.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 07, 2024 10:08 PM (MoZTd)

22 Willowed: 195 on the last thread

Doof: You are the arbiter in any disagreement between Sponge and TJM.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 07, 2024 10:08 PM (v6JzV)

23 I hope CBD is lurking tonight. I started a batch of nice chili today but don't remember how much carrot to add. Or ketchup.

Nice ONT, WD!

Posted by: LRob in OK at June 07, 2024 10:10 PM (TSQkU)

24 I'm here for the future BBQ burnt ends...

Posted by: Nightwatch at June 07, 2024 10:10 PM (TDvv2)

25 They should bring back the thing where they show the view from the front of the plane on a screen in the cabin.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 07, 2024 10:11 PM (0FoWg)

26 Doof: You are the arbiter in any disagreement between Sponge and TJM.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 07, 2024 10:08 PM (v6JzV)

What if I don't wanna???

Posted by: Doof at June 07, 2024 10:12 PM (uRZZ/)

27 What's wrong with this picture?

An actual Hollywood movie gun!

Posted by: mikeski feels lucky. punk. at June 07, 2024 10:12 PM (DgGvY)

28 Sorry I'm late, I was negotiating a contract extension between the cookies and the milk.

Posted by: tankdemon at June 07, 2024 10:13 PM (XLUOX)

29 Weird Dave,

I'm gonna go off at some point, but before I do...Thank you for the ONT!

Posted by: Nightwatch at June 07, 2024 10:14 PM (TDvv2)

30 Pizza feet

At least he trimmed his doughnails.

Posted by: mikeski at June 07, 2024 10:14 PM (DgGvY)

31 Doof, does the Pope shit in the woods?

Posted by: Weirddave at June 07, 2024 10:14 PM (X58fP)

32 They should bring back the thing where they show the view from the front of the plane on a screen in the cabin.

I've never seen that but seems like it would be pretty boring except maybe for a couple of minutes at takeoff and landing.

Posted by: Oddbob at June 07, 2024 10:14 PM (/y8xj)

33 I don't get the Titanic plot. What am I missing? 2023?

Posted by: Archimedes at June 07, 2024 10:14 PM (xCA6C)

34 That hobby horse competition, do they not use coconut shells brought by African swallows? Seems not authentic according to the Arthurian Legend, just saying .....

Posted by: Ciampino - Sir Spear-a-lot at June 07, 2024 10:14 PM (qfLjt)

35 Thanks to the Horde, I know what's wrong with the picture.

Posted by: Emmie at June 07, 2024 10:14 PM (Sf2cq)

36 {25} They should bring back the thing where they show the view from the front of the plane on a screen in the cabin.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 07, 2024 10:11 PM (0FoWg)

We've switched these passenger's in-flight video from the front-plane view to new "drone-crash-mountain" flavour.

Let's see if they notice!

Posted by: Folgers Crystals Air at June 07, 2024 10:15 PM (O7YUW)

37 26 Then you decide in favor of Bulgaroctonus!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 07, 2024 10:15 PM (v6JzV)

38 Gun capacity - 115 plus one in the pipe!

Posted by: Garth Stonehocker at June 07, 2024 10:17 PM (gWAUD)

39 12 The Gray Pride activist. Turn down that awful racket you call music and get a muzzle for your damn barking dog!

Posted by: Admiral Spinebender at June 07, 2024 10:02 PM (hftn9)

Slowest. Parade. Ever.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 07, 2024 10:17 PM (ynpvh)

40 I don't get the Titanic plot. What am I missing? 2023?
Posted by: Archimedes at June 07, 2024 10:14 PM (xCA6C)

Oceangate Titan.

Posted by: spindrift at June 07, 2024 10:17 PM (CQQAn)

41 What's wrong with that gun picture? Sale ended June 16, 2019.

Posted by: RickZ at June 07, 2024 10:17 PM (gKDq2)

42 Thanks, WeirdDave. Great work, and that banana warning was incredibly helpful.

Posted by: tankdemon at June 07, 2024 10:17 PM (XLUOX)

43 Taking half of Mexico's land was bad enough, but did we have to take the half with all the paved roads?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 07, 2024 10:18 PM (bo7UB)

44 I don't get the Titanic plot. What am I missing? 2023?
Posted by: Archimedes at June 07, 2024 10:14 PM (xCA6C)

Oceangate Titan.

Ah. You have our gratitude.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 07, 2024 10:18 PM (xCA6C)

45 Sad to say, neither Diana nor her sister Rosalind got a ribbon in today's judging at the National Specialty. It's disappointing because we had hopes at least for Diana.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

So sorry about that. We hope she does better in future shows.

Posted by: Tuna at June 07, 2024 10:18 PM (oaGWv)

46 Yay, National Doughnut Day ONT!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at June 07, 2024 10:18 PM (dZVON)

47 Someone linked a YouTube video of a hobbyhorse competition here, possibly a few years back. Maybe nurse?

It was all very sad.

Posted by: spindrift at June 07, 2024 10:19 PM (CQQAn)

48 Thanks to the Horde, I know what's wrong with the picture.
Posted by: Emmie
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Yeah, it's gonna need a longer magazine.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, speaking as an engineer at June 07, 2024 10:19 PM (XeU6L)

49 33 I don't get the Titanic plot. What am I missing? 2023?
Posted by: Archimedes at June 07, 2024 10:14 PM (xCA6C)

I think that's because of the guys in that underwater craft that went to look at the ruins and became part of the watery grave themselves

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies' Brigade plucky comic relief at June 07, 2024 10:19 PM (V9rOM)

50 Dang,

I'm short on wine which requires a walk down to the local Trader Joe's to stock up so I can be more bombastic later on.

I'm sure you are all looking forward to that...

Posted by: Nightwatch at June 07, 2024 10:20 PM (TDvv2)

51 600 bananas a second? Pikers.

Posted by: pete buttplugig, it's pride month, respect me. at June 07, 2024 10:20 PM (vJiyU)

52 I really like '.45 RIP'. Hah!

Thanks for the ONT.

Posted by: Sam Cooke Lyrical Pedant at June 07, 2024 10:21 PM (i4fVr)

53 I like the cooking show idea, but they should also talk about inconsequential subjects at the same time.
Or maybe that could be Round 2 to up the pressure.

Back in the day, I could cook dinner while talking on the phone, checking math homework, and keeping an eye on the littlest with He-Man or Josey and the Pussycats on in the background.

Now, we have a rule that you do not talk to the cook, if you want to eat a not-burned meal.

Posted by: sal: tolle adversarium et afflige inimicum at June 07, 2024 10:21 PM (y7DxH)

54 46 Yay, National Doughnut Day ONT!
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at June 07, 2024 10:18 PM (dZVON)

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My eyes are already glazing over.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 07, 2024 10:21 PM (bo7UB)

55 Sees hobby horse video

Calls Elon and tells him to hurry up with the Mars mission.

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at June 07, 2024 10:21 PM (elaR+)

56 A Vietnamese Italian fusion restaurant called pho-gettaboutit

Saw a restaurant in Milan called What the Pho?

Posted by: Half Dozen at June 07, 2024 10:21 PM (eHovo)

57 21
Sad to say, neither Diana nor her sister Rosalind got a ribbon in today's judging at the National Specialty. It's disappointing because we had hopes at least for Diana.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

No carrots. Put a can of corn in there, you freak.

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 07, 2024 10:22 PM (0Htd1)

58 I'm short on wine which requires a walk down to the local Trader Joe's to stock up so I can be more bombastic later on.

I'm sure you are all looking forward to that...
Posted by: Nightwatch

My closest Trader Joe's is 20+ miles away. So annoying.

Posted by: Tuna at June 07, 2024 10:22 PM (oaGWv)

59 /off sock

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 07, 2024 10:22 PM (i4fVr)

60 Why do you think it's called Chili Con Corney?

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 07, 2024 10:22 PM (0Htd1)

61 Yay, National Doughnut Day ONT!
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at June 07, 2024 10:18 PM (dZVON)

Wow! Really? Then I'm celebrating with some iced coffee. Unfortunately only Entenmann's (boy do I miss Krispy Kreme), but they're the cake ones so not the worst of the product line.

Posted by: RickZ at June 07, 2024 10:23 PM (gKDq2)

62 Yay, National Doughnut Day ONT!
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310

Have the persians arrived in Bismarck already? Or did they get frittered away to avoid being creamed by Bavarians?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 07, 2024 10:23 PM (VNX3d)

63 27 What's wrong with this picture?

An actual Hollywood movie gun!
Posted by: mikeski feels lucky. punk.

Did Alec Baldwin kill anyone with it?

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 07, 2024 10:24 PM (0Htd1)

64 Yay, National Doughnut Day ONT!
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at June 07, 2024 10:18 PM (dZVON)

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My eyes are already glazing over.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)

That comment takes the cake.

Posted by: Tuna at June 07, 2024 10:24 PM (oaGWv)

65 Entenmann's has a large line of mediocre donut-adjacent offerings.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 07, 2024 10:24 PM (bo7UB)

66 They should bring back the thing where they show the view from the front of the plane on a screen in the cabin.

They're afraid we might see the UFO's.

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 07, 2024 10:25 PM (0Htd1)

67 Boy F. loved spicy hot food ever since he was a baby. Mongolian Beef is still his go-to.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 07, 2024 10:25 PM (RIvkX)

68
My eyes are already glazing over.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)

That comment takes the cake.
Posted by: Tuna at June 07, 2024 10:24 PM (oaGWv)

_________

There's a hole in your argument.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 07, 2024 10:25 PM (MoZTd)

69 Yay, National Doughnut Day ONT!
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310

One of my former employers actually created a post on LinkedIn about it.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 07, 2024 10:26 PM (VNX3d)

70 Weird Dave, could you use a 6.5 kW Onan genset that came out of an old RV? I could bring it to Corsicana if I go by road.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 07, 2024 10:26 PM (VJzi3)

71 Toe Food Pizza.

Posted by: davidt at June 07, 2024 10:26 PM (SYTee)

72
I've been off carbs for a while now and have lost nearly 20 pounds but this doughnut talk isn't helping my resolve.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 07, 2024 10:27 PM (MoZTd)

73 - somewhat sadly*

So I guess my Cats' season is over? Hadn't kept up.
Ah well, AJ should be fun come fall.

Posted by: TeeJ at June 07, 2024 10:28 PM (K/jiT)

74 Good evening everyone.

Imagine it, if you can: The "Vegas" Steakhouse - decor without update from the 70's complete with dusty plastic palm trees and pink flamencos. Dark interior with walls stained yellow from the decades of smokers allowed in the bar area. Waitresses and bartenders clearly out on parole, twenty/thirty somethings but appearing as sixty year olds with that whiskey and smoker's rasp: "Whadda have Honey?"

Fantastic food, drinks and ambiance. No better birthday dinner.

Now get off my lawn!

Posted by: Tonypete at June 07, 2024 10:28 PM (WXNFJ)

75 those calzones need "calcintines"

Posted by: Kindltot at June 07, 2024 10:28 PM (D7oie)

76 Don't bash Entenmann's, Cicero. I haven't had any of their stuff in thirty years, but I remember getting excited about it as a little kid, and I'd like to keep it that way, buddy.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 07, 2024 10:30 PM (0FoWg)

77 57 21
Sad to say, neither Diana nor her sister Rosalind got a ribbon in today's judging at the National Specialty. It's disappointing because we had hopes at least for Diana.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

No carrots. Put a can of corn in there, you freak.
Posted by: nerdygirl

Sorry Hadrian. I pasted the wrong thing.And I'm not even drinking yet. Geez. And sorry about the pooches not getting a ribbon.

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 07, 2024 10:30 PM (0Htd1)

78 Oy! These prices! Candy bars used to be a nickle!

Posted by: Gray Pride at June 07, 2024 10:30 PM (SYTee)

79 The horse with the rubber chicken. LOL!! LOL!!

Posted by: Thatcrazyjerseygiy now with twice the crazy at June 07, 2024 10:30 PM (iODuv)

80 56 A Vietnamese Italian fusion restaurant called pho-gettaboutit

Saw a restaurant in Milan called What the Pho?
Posted by: Half Dozen at June 07, 2024 10:21 PM (eHovo)

D'oh! Manila, not Milan...

Posted by: Half Dozen at June 07, 2024 10:31 PM (eHovo)

81 They're afraid we might see the UFO's.
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 07, 2024 10:25 PM (0Htd1)

What would be nice is a forward down-looking high-grade video cam, along with some canned description (keyed to GPS location) that tells you what you can see, clouds permitting.

"Those of you with a right-side window seat can see the Ooompalocky Reservoir, created in 1950 by damming the Oompa River. Some big ol' catfish in that sucker"

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 07, 2024 10:31 PM (VJzi3)

82 Doof, does the Pope shit in the woods?
Posted by: Weirddave

Moot point as the Bear is more Catholic than the current Pontiff.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 07, 2024 10:33 PM (WXNFJ)

83 we had dudes dressed up like fruit trying to sell us underwear

Well, that beats dudes with boobjobs dressed in women's underwear reading books to kids...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 07, 2024 10:33 PM (ynpvh)

84 Imagine it, if you can: The "Vegas" Steakhouse - decor without update from the 70's complete with dusty plastic palm trees and pink flamencos. Dark interior with walls stained yellow from the decades of smokers allowed in the bar area. Waitresses and bartenders clearly out on parole, twenty/thirty somethings but appearing as sixty year olds with that whiskey and smoker's rasp: "Whadda have Honey?"


I can almost picture it. Did they have a salad bar?

Posted by: Tuna at June 07, 2024 10:33 PM (oaGWv)

85 OMG - that horse with the rubber chicken made my sides hurt... I swear he was trying to play Orange Blossom Special on that sumbitch! 😂

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at June 07, 2024 10:33 PM (kOluj)

86 70 Weird Dave, could you use a 6.5 kW Onan genset that came out of an old RV? I could bring it to Corsicana if I go by road.

Sure, that'd be great

Posted by: Weirddave at June 07, 2024 10:34 PM (X58fP)

87
Imagine it, if you can: The "Vegas" Steakhouse - decor without update from the 70's complete with dusty plastic palm trees and pink flamencos.

___________

Shrimp cocktails? Honest-to-God Caesar salad?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 07, 2024 10:35 PM (MoZTd)

88 Let's all give Dr. Claw a hand!

Posted by: that one dude at June 07, 2024 10:35 PM (llON8)

89 85 OMG - that horse with the rubber chicken made my sides hurt... I swear he was trying to play Orange Blossom Special on that sumbitch! 😂

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at June 07, 2024 10:33 PM (kOluj)

Yas, very, very funny.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 07, 2024 10:35 PM (ynpvh)

90 Modern Vegas steakhouses are edgy, upscale and pricey.

The days of salad bars are over.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 07, 2024 10:35 PM (bo7UB)

91 Good evening horde. Thanks for the content WD.

Posted by: TRex at June 07, 2024 10:35 PM (IQ6Gq)

92 Honest-to-God Caesar salad?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 07, 2024 10:35 PM (MoZTd)
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Prepared tableside with raw yolk

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 07, 2024 10:36 PM (RIvkX)

93 Thanks for another Friday ONT, WD!

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 07, 2024 10:36 PM (4X2LN)

94 "Those of you with a right-side window seat can see the Ooompalocky Reservoir, created in 1950 by damming the Oompa River. Some big ol' catfish in that sucker"
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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No Loompa's in the reservoir name? Seems like a missed opportunity.
Thanks for the ONT, WD. Glad you have power back.

Posted by: scampydog at June 07, 2024 10:36 PM (OEN+I)

95 56 A Vietnamese Italian fusion restaurant called pho-gettaboutit

Saw a restaurant in Milan called What the Pho?

Posted by: Half Dozen at June 07, 2024 10:21 PM (eHovo)

There's always Phở King.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 07, 2024 10:37 PM (ynpvh)

96 So I guess my Cats' season is over? Hadn't kept up.
Ah well, AJ should be fun come fall.
Posted by: TeeJ at June 07, 2024 10:28 PM (K/jiT)

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Not yet, but they lost Game 1 of the Super Regional tonight. That gives them about a 1 in 5 chance of making it here to the CWS....

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at June 07, 2024 10:37 PM (kOluj)

97 Now THAT'S a large capacity magazine!

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at June 07, 2024 10:38 PM (XMwZJ)

98
Yas, very, very funny.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 07, 2024 10:35 PM (ynpvh)

__________

Came out of a concert at Jones Hall in Houston and there was a police horse doing the same thing with a traffic cone.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 07, 2024 10:38 PM (MoZTd)

99 68
My eyes are already glazing over.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)

That comment takes the cake.
Posted by: Tuna at June 07, 2024 10:24 PM (oaGWv)

_________

There's a hole in your argument.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 07, 2024 10:25 PM (MoZTd)

Well, I won't sugar-coat it.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 07, 2024 10:38 PM (ynpvh)

100 Sure, that'd be great
Posted by: Weirddave at June 07, 2024 10:34 PM (X58fP)

I will check it out, and make sure it runs. It has sat in my heated shop for a few years, and I am tired of tripping over it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 07, 2024 10:38 PM (VJzi3)

101 My eyes are already glazing over.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)

That comment takes the cake.
Posted by: Tuna at June 07, 2024 10:24 PM (oaGWv)

_________

There's a hole in your argument.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

I'll try filling it in.

Posted by: Tuna at June 07, 2024 10:39 PM (oaGWv)

102 70 Weird Dave, could you use a 6.5 kW Onan genset that came out of an old RV? I could bring it to Corsicana if I go by road.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 07, 2024 10:26 PM (VJzi3)

Is that what Masturbatin' Pete uses?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 07, 2024 10:39 PM (ynpvh)

103 75 those calzones need "calcintines"

Posted by: Kindltot at June 07, 2024 10:28 PM (D7oie)

that pizza has sole.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 07, 2024 10:40 PM (ynpvh)

104 Well, I won't sugar-coat it.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 07, 2024 10:38 PM (ynpvh)

You are getting cruller

Posted by: Kindltot at June 07, 2024 10:40 PM (D7oie)

105 77 57 21
Sad to say, neither Diana nor her sister Rosalind got a ribbon in today's judging at the National Specialty. It's disappointing because we had hopes at least for Diana.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

No carrots. Put a can of corn in there, you freak.
Posted by: nerdygirl

Sorry Hadrian. I pasted the wrong thing.And I'm not even drinking yet. Geez. And sorry about the pooches not getting a ribbon.

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 07, 2024 10:30 PM (0Htd1)

Sure makes for a hilarious comment. I mean, where'd you want him to put that can of corn? LOL

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 07, 2024 10:41 PM (ynpvh)

106 78 Oy! These prices! Candy bars used to be a nickle!

Posted by: Gray Pride at June 07, 2024 10:30 PM (SYTee)

My Dad told me he could get a half-pound of cholcolate for a nickel. Then again, back then, he didn't have very many nickels...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 07, 2024 10:42 PM (ynpvh)

107 You are getting cruller

Posted by: Kindltot at June 07, 2024 10:40 PM (D7oie)

Don't fritter away your comments!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 07, 2024 10:42 PM (d9fT1)

108 26. Doof, we’ll discuss it then.

G’night, Bro.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 07, 2024 10:42 PM (v6JzV)

109 Weird Dave, could you use a 6.5 kW Onan genset that came out of an old RV? I could bring it to Corsicana if I go by road.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 07, 2024 10:26 PM (VJzi3)

Is that what Masturbatin' Pete uses?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 07, 2024 10:39 PM (ynpvh)

I dunno, but it's a stroke of luck for WeirdDave.

Posted by: spindrift at June 07, 2024 10:42 PM (CQQAn)

110 Did you know that there are hobby horse competitions?

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"You mean hobbie whores, like, Kumala." -- Killary

Posted by: ShainS -- Make Mean Tweets Great Again! at June 07, 2024 10:43 PM (NGa9E)

111 92 Honest-to-God Caesar salad?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 07, 2024 10:35 PM (MoZTd)
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Prepared tableside with raw yolk

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 07, 2024 10:36 PM (RIvkX)

I'd need the egg fully cooked, which doesn't work. So for me no egg, and that's no yolk...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 07, 2024 10:43 PM (ynpvh)

112 Weird Dave, could you use a 6.5 kW Onan genset that came out of an old RV? I could bring it to Corsicana if I go by road.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 07, 2024 10:26 PM (VJzi3)

Is that what Masturbatin' Pete uses?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 07, 2024 10:39 PM (ynpvh)

I dunno, but it's a stroke of luck for WeirdDave.
Posted by: spindrift at June 07, 2024 10:42 PM (CQQAn)

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You vulgarians need to beat it!

Posted by: ShainS -- Make Mean Tweets Great Again! at June 07, 2024 10:44 PM (NGa9E)

113 Sure makes for a hilarious comment. I mean, where'd you want him to put that can of corn? LOL
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

That was pretty funny. I figured she copied the wrong comment but still I was trying to figure out what carrots and corn had to do with dog shows.

Posted by: Tuna at June 07, 2024 10:44 PM (oaGWv)

114 104 Well, I won't sugar-coat it.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 07, 2024 10:38 PM (ynpvh)

You are getting cruller

Posted by: Kindltot at June 07, 2024 10:40 PM (D7oie)

Well, I've almost Frittered enough time on this.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 07, 2024 10:44 PM (ynpvh)

115 Always loved that rubber ducky horse video.

Posted by: look whats not at June 07, 2024 10:45 PM (nakGR)

116 114 104 Well, I won't sugar-coat it.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 07, 2024 10:38 PM (ynpvh)

You are getting cruller

Posted by: Kindltot at June 07, 2024 10:40 PM (D7oie)

Well, I've almost Frittered enough time on this.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 07, 2024 10:44 PM (ynpvh)

Damn. Beaten by the Dildo. I feel like that guy in Idiocracy...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 07, 2024 10:45 PM (ynpvh)

117 112 Weird Dave, could you use a 6.5 kW Onan genset that came out of an old RV? I could bring it to Corsicana if I go by road.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 07, 2024 10:26 PM (VJzi3)

Is that what Masturbatin' Pete uses?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 07, 2024 10:39 PM (ynpvh)

I dunno, but it's a stroke of luck for WeirdDave.
Posted by: spindrift at June 07, 2024 10:42 PM (CQQAn)

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You vulgarians need to beat it!

Posted by: ShainS -- Make Mean Tweets Great Again! at June 07, 2024 10:44 PM (NGa9E)

WOO!

Posted by: Zombie Michael Jackson at June 07, 2024 10:46 PM (ynpvh)

118 I see that miserable Leftard scrunt, Briahna Joy Gray, got her skank ass fired from The Hill.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 07, 2024 10:47 PM (VJzi3)

119 'On the rubber chicken circuit'

There's some wholesome and funny watching an animal play with a silly toy.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at June 07, 2024 10:47 PM (roH4R)

120 Weird Dave, could you use a 6.5 kW Onan genset that came out of an old RV? I could bring it to Corsicana if I go by road.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Is that what Masturbatin' Pete uses?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

I dunno, but it's a stroke of luck for WeirdDave.
Posted by: spindrift

You vulgarians need to beat it!
Posted by: ShainS

6.5kW? I hope it's not crank-start.

Posted by: otherwise, give it to Paolo at June 07, 2024 10:47 PM (DgGvY)

121 89 85 OMG - that horse with the rubber chicken made my sides hurt... I swear he was trying to play Orange Blossom Special on that sumbitch! 😂

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at June 07, 2024 10:33 PM (kOluj)

Yas, very, very funny.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 07, 2024 10:35 PM (ynpvh)

My thought he was thinking ‘ Die Already You Fucking Chicken !!!

Posted by: polynikes at June 07, 2024 10:48 PM (SHMXB)

122 You are getting cruller

Posted by: Kindltot at June 07, 2024 10:40 PM (D7oie)

Don't fritter away your comments!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

I'm bearly clawing my way out.

Posted by: Tuna at June 07, 2024 10:48 PM (oaGWv)

123 43 Taking half of Mexico's land was bad enough, but did we have to take the half with all the paved roads?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 07, 2024 10:18 PM (bo7UB)
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I think we got the half with all the Mexicans.

Posted by: Ciampino - Sir Spear-a-lot lisps at June 07, 2024 10:49 PM (qfLjt)

124 6.5kW? I hope it's not crank-start.
Posted by: otherwise, give it to Paolo at June 07, 2024 10:47 PM (DgGvY)

Nope. Electric start from a 12 volt battery. RV gensets typically had full remote start capability.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 07, 2024 10:49 PM (VJzi3)

125 OMG - that horse with the rubber chicken made my sides hurt... I swear he was trying to play Orange Blossom Special on that sumbitch! 😂
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher

Obligatory:

https://youtu.be/O3HW67QzTpU

Posted by: mikeski at June 07, 2024 10:49 PM (DgGvY)

126 I see that miserable Leftard scrunt, Briahna Joy Gray, got her skank ass fired from The Hill.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

What is truly astounding to me is that anyone so pig ignorant and incapable of reason could ever be hired for any position.

And yet, here we are.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 07, 2024 10:50 PM (WXNFJ)

127 I had a rubber chicken once.

ONCE

Posted by: Miklos feels no regret at June 07, 2024 10:50 PM (wWqRd)

128 Welcome to June! Didja know that it's pride month?

Brown stink pride?

Posted by: Ciampino - Sir Spear-a-lot lisps? at June 07, 2024 10:50 PM (qfLjt)

129 I like the video of Ben Had's horse showing the proper technique to dissuade ravening hordes of feral chickens from entering the property!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at June 07, 2024 10:51 PM (HlyYF)

130 Oh look! The baby's up.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 07, 2024 10:51 PM (WXNFJ)

131 Ah, Kentucky Fried Movie - the scene in the Fistful of Yen segment where the hero is trying to have a conversation with his contact in Dr. Claw's compound in a bugged room is one of my all-time favorites, right down to the Watergate reference "But that would be very, very wrong. Evan S. Kim was awesome in that.

Posted by: John Drake Is In Sight Of The Caspian Sea at June 07, 2024 10:51 PM (u/Zei)

132 "6.5kW? I hope it's not crank-start.
Posted by: otherwise, give it to Paolo at June 07, 2024 10:47 PM (DgGvY)

Nope. Electric start from a 12 volt battery. RV gensets typically had full remote start capability.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon "

I think you missed the rub, AOP.

Posted by: fd at June 07, 2024 10:51 PM (vFG9F)

133 Posted by: raimondo at June 07, 2024 10:48 PM (1LiOK)

You have too much poop on your penis .

Posted by: polynikes at June 07, 2024 10:52 PM (SHMXB)

134 I had a rubber chicken once.

ONCE
Posted by: Miklos feels no regret

It was dark and you were drunk, amirite?

Posted by: Tonypete at June 07, 2024 10:52 PM (WXNFJ)

135 Modern Vegas steakhouses are edgy, upscale and pricey.

The days of salad bars are over.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 07, 2024 10:35 PM (bo7UB)

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99 cent shrimp cocktails at the Fremont, El Cortez, Golden Nugget, Four Queens, and Circus Circus hotel-casinos in Vegas -- when I was a wee lad growing up there.

Make The 60's & 70's (and The Mafia) Great Again!

[As a teenager I had jobs as a busboy at the all-you-could-eat buffets at some of the hotel-casinos. Families of about a dozen obese Mexicans would come in, eat a ton of food over the next 60-90 minutes, and like a 25-cent tip. Good times, good times ...]

Posted by: ShainS -- Make Mean Tweets Great Again! at June 07, 2024 10:52 PM (NGa9E)

136 For all you
Posted by: raimondo at June 07, 2024 10:48 PM

Wow. Even rainmand'oh admits Pride Month is about the p3dos?

Posted by: mikeski at June 07, 2024 10:52 PM (DgGvY)

137 I had a rubber chicken once.

ONCE
Posted by: Miklos feels no regret

Please thank your surgeon on the way out.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 07, 2024 10:52 PM (IG4Id)

138 105 77 57 21
Sad to say, neither Diana nor her sister Rosalind got a ribbon in today's judging at the National Specialty. It's disappointing because we had hopes at least for Diana.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

No carrots. Put a can of corn in there, you freak.
Posted by: nerdygirl

Sorry Hadrian. I pasted the wrong thing.And I'm not even drinking yet. Geez. And sorry about the pooches not getting a ribbon.

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 07, 2024 10:30 PM (0Htd1)

Sure makes for a hilarious comment. I mean, where'd you want him to put that can of corn? LOL
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 07, 2024 10:41 PM (ynpvh)

This is why I keep my anus limber.

Posted by: guy who's keeping his anus limber at June 07, 2024 10:52 PM (GOXs+)

139 134 Posted by: raimondo at June 07, 2024 10:48 PM (1LiOK)

You have too much poop on your penis .

Posted by: polynikes at June 07, 2024 10:52 PM (SHMXB)

He was taking a sediment core...

Posted by: Zombie Michael Jackson at June 07, 2024 10:53 PM (ynpvh)

140 (1LiOK)
I'm glad the little children are here today. Where else can one get authentic leftist gibberish like that, from our own gabby rainmando.

Posted by: Some Rat at June 07, 2024 10:53 PM (vJiyU)

141 The foot pizza is gross.Like Nuke Laloosh's shower shoes.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, My Two Cents at June 07, 2024 10:53 PM (hZc6Q)

142 * and LEAVE like a 25-cent tip ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Make Mean Tweets Great Again! at June 07, 2024 10:53 PM (NGa9E)

143 It seems as though raimondo is trying to express a coherent thought. I have no idea what it is though.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 07, 2024 10:53 PM (bo7UB)

144 ONCE
Posted by: Miklos feels no regret

It was dark and you were drunk, amirite?
Posted by: Tonypete

I'd had a beakerfull

Posted by: Miklos wonders where that rubber chicken ended up at June 07, 2024 10:54 PM (wWqRd)

145 The gay establishment who protested the stone wall riots as blacks and browns fighting in the street embarrassing the roy cohn & the mattachine society of white racists gays
Posted by: raimondo at June 07, 2024 10:48 PM (1LiOK)

I'm waiting for them to do a "pride" parade around here all naked with their junk flapping in the breeze. Then nail them in the junk with a .22 shotshell. That would make the smart a bit.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 07, 2024 10:54 PM (VJzi3)

146 Then the police capitalism the battle. Antifa navy to the chicago police stop the most as is possible ;but laws have to venezuela! What is overwhelming it as she has finally trying to preven those arizona is no border patrol agent shows you wonder

Posted by: raimondo on tap at June 07, 2024 10:55 PM (wWqRd)

147 120
Just don't get it in your eye or you'll end up with smegmatism.

Posted by: Ciampino - Sir Spear-a-lot lisps! at June 07, 2024 10:55 PM (qfLjt)

148 So for Joe, I found this link...

Elder Abuse Brochure
and ask that person to report the abuse, neglect, or substandard care to an elder abuse helpline or long-term care ombudsman, or make the … . Preventing Elder Abuse …


Maryland Dept. Of Health.

Posted by: Nightwatch at June 07, 2024 10:55 PM (TDvv2)

149 Funny, the troll doesn't look gay

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 07, 2024 10:56 PM (RIvkX)

150 Kentucky Fried Movie - the scene in the Fistful of Yen segment where the hero is trying to have a conversation with his contact in Dr. Claw's compound in a bugged room is one of my all-time favorites, right down to the Watergate reference "But that would be very, very wrong. Evan S. Kim was awesome in that.
Posted by: John Drake Is In Sight Of The Caspian Sea at June 07, 2024 10:51 PM (u/Zei)

Some made a comment today that their are no men wearing penis hats , referring of course to the woman wearing pussy hats.

I immediately thought of Kentucky Fried Movie and the courtroom scene.

Posted by: polynikes at June 07, 2024 10:56 PM (SHMXB)

151 Isn't Raimundo there supposed to be quoting Kropotkin?

Posted by: Kindltot at June 07, 2024 10:56 PM (D7oie)

152 Loo: And who are they?
Dr. Klahn: Refuse, found in waterfront bars.
Loo: Shanghaied?
Dr. Klahn: Just lost drunken men who don't know where they are and no longer care.
Prisoner #1: Where are we?
Prisoner #2: I don't care!
Loo: And these?
Dr. Klahn: These are lost drunken men who don't know where they are, but do care! And these are men who know where they are and care, but don't drink.
Prisoner #3: I don't know where I am?
Prisoner #4: And I don't drink!
Dr. Klahn: Guards! [to prisoner] Do you care?
Prisoner #5: No.
Dr. Klahn: Put this man in cell #1, and give him a drink.
Guard: What do you drink?
Prisoner #5: I don't care.

Posted by: John Drake Is In Sight Of The Caspian Sea at June 07, 2024 10:56 PM (u/Zei)

153 Obligatory:

https://youtu.be/O3HW67QzTpU
Posted by: mikeski at June 07, 2024 10:49 PM (DgGvY

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Thank you for that!

Wow, I haven't had this much with rubber chickens since... err, well, just never you mind!!

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at June 07, 2024 10:58 PM (kOluj)

154 Their = there

Posted by: polynikes at June 07, 2024 10:58 PM (SHMXB)

155 Horsey's trying to play Thunderstruck.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at June 07, 2024 10:59 PM (w6EFb)

156 I had a rubber chicken once.

ONCE

Do they like to smoke afterwards?

Posted by: Notorious BFD at June 07, 2024 11:00 PM (mH6SG)

157 I never heard of Serena Joy Whatever DEI Barbie until I saw her get destroyed in a debate last week.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 07, 2024 11:00 PM (RIvkX)

158 Rainbow Sunset.

We tolerated enough.

Now is time to STFU

Posted by: Nightwatch at June 07, 2024 11:01 PM (TDvv2)

159 Don't believe it when they tell you that black bears are the friendly ones.

https://tinyurl.com/jvhf2c8m

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 07, 2024 11:01 PM (bo7UB)

160 Taking half of Mexico's land was bad enough, but did we have to take the half with all the paved roads?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)
===============

I always found it amusing that Mexico sued for reparations, won, and forced the US to give them money and take even more unwanted/troublesome land off their hands - The Gadsden Purchase.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 07, 2024 11:01 PM (cOq4q)

161 That horse said the secret word !

( only those over 29 will get that)

Posted by: polynikes at June 07, 2024 11:01 PM (SHMXB)

162 120
6.5kW? I hope it's not crank-start.

Posted by: otherwise, give it to Paolo at June 07, 2024 10:47 PM (DgGvY)
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Well you have to handle it but easy to get going.

Posted by: Ciampino - 10W20 at June 07, 2024 11:02 PM (qfLjt)

163 I saw that the Nashville school shooter bought her firearms with Pell Grant money.

Is the manifesto finally being released?

Posted by: Tuna at June 07, 2024 11:02 PM (oaGWv)

164 Do they like to smoke afterwards?
Posted by: Notorious BFD

My wife likes to talk after sex, ya know?

Last night she called me from Vegas.

Posted by: Rodney Miklos-Dangerfield at June 07, 2024 11:03 PM (wWqRd)

165 Is the manifesto finally being released?
Posted by: Tuna at June 07, 2024 11:02 PM (oaGWv)

Some of it has been. Crazy word salad, and juvenile pictures that would shame a six-year old.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 07, 2024 11:04 PM (VJzi3)

166 Do they like to smoke afterwards?
Posted by: Notorious BFD

I don't know, I never looked!
-- Just the punchline

Posted by: Tonypete at June 07, 2024 11:04 PM (WXNFJ)

167 ONT!
I giggled while reading it
Love GRAY PRIDE

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 07, 2024 11:04 PM (Ka3bZ)

168
Son: dad what was the 80's like?
Me: we had dudes dressed up like fruit trying to sell us underwear.

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The 00's: "The Looming Tower: Al-Qaeda and the Road to 9/11."
The 90's: "The Looming Shower: Is it Boxers or Briefs, Mr. President?"

Posted by: ShainS -- Make Mean Tweets Great Again! at June 07, 2024 11:04 PM (NGa9E)

169 Obligatory:

https://youtu.be/O3HW67QzTpU
Posted by: mikeski at June 07, 2024 10:49 PM (DgGvY)

That's great! LOL!! And, from what I understand, they are classically trained. That's what makes it so funny.

Posted by: Thatcrazyjerseygiy now with twice the crazy at June 07, 2024 11:05 PM (iODuv)

170 111

I'd need the egg fully cooked, which doesn't work. So for me no egg, and that's no yolk...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 07, 2024 10:43 PM (ynpvh)
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You crack me up sometimes.

Posted by: Ciampino - 10W20 for lube at June 07, 2024 11:05 PM (qfLjt)

171 I saw that the Nashville school shooter bought her firearms with Pell Grant money.

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Biden has forgiven the student loans of all past and future tranny mass-murderers.

Posted by: ShainS -- Make Mean Tweets Great Again! at June 07, 2024 11:05 PM (NGa9E)

172 "I want to thank Buck for covering for me last night, we lost power Monday during the storms, and it didn't come back until last night. Buck was gracious enough to step in last minute, and I owe him one."

Buck is truly a man of enormous magnitude.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at June 07, 2024 11:06 PM (ROKBU)

173 Guess who had to have the last word in the Trump jury thread?

If you guessed Pauli boi well you know our trools too well.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 07, 2024 11:07 PM (WPcdF)

174 Evening.

I stopped in Van Monday night, not too far from where WeirdDave lives. Some storms came racing through that evening and the next morning. Truck stop lost power for a bit but it came back after an hour or two. Dave must've gotten freakin' hammered.

Posted by: Robert at June 07, 2024 11:08 PM (1Yy3c)

175 Penis Dissatisfaction and Gun Ownership in America

...According to Model 2 of Tables 3 and 4, the odds of owning a gun (any gun or a military-style rifle) are lower for men who are more dissatisfied with the size of their penises. In fact, each one-unit increase in penis size dissatisfaction reduces the odds of owning any gun by 11% (OR = 0.89, p
https://tinyurl.com/3yd62p3e

Posted by: Braenyard - at June 07, 2024 11:09 PM (Iynsv)

176 chi-comm bot is not wrong.

Posted by: Ghost of Mirror Uninverse Mitt Romney at June 07, 2024 11:09 PM (89Sog)

177 Anime girly dancing next to a tank.

This is the kind of weeb action that HQ needs.

And that horse loves his rubber chicken.

Posted by: Robert at June 07, 2024 11:09 PM (1Yy3c)

178 Cicero, that was a California black bear.

Our FL black bears are chill AF.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at June 07, 2024 11:10 PM (iRX3h)

179 Cat in the Cowboy Hat.

Take *that*, Seuss, you filthy swine!

Posted by: Robert at June 07, 2024 11:10 PM (1Yy3c)

180 171 I saw that the Nashville school shooter bought her firearms with Pell Grant money.

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Thought she was a kid, she's not. Something like 42.

Posted by: Braenyard - at June 07, 2024 11:11 PM (Iynsv)

181 ...According to Model 2 of Tables 3 and 4, the odds of owning a gun (any gun or a military-style rifle) are lower for men who are more dissatisfied with the size of their penises. In fact, each one-unit increase in penis size dissatisfaction reduces the odds of owning any gun by 11% (OR = 0.89, p
https://tinyurl.com/3yd62p3e
Posted by: Braenyard - at June 07, 2024 11:09 PM (Iynsv)

What kind of dillweed would even bother trying develop a metric for penis satisfaction?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 07, 2024 11:12 PM (VJzi3)

182 I don't get why the long-range shooter mentions a good spotter after he gongs the steel?

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at June 07, 2024 11:13 PM (HlyYF)

183 According to Model 2 of Tables 3 and 4, the odds of owning a gun (any gun or a military-style rifle) are lower for men who are more dissatisfied with the size of their penises. In fact, each one-unit increase in penis size dissatisfaction reduces the odds of owning any gun by 11%

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PSD sufferers often self-medicate with alcohol, magic spells and rubber appliances.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 07, 2024 11:13 PM (bo7UB)

184 What kind of dillweed would even bother trying develop a metric for penis satisfaction?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 07, 2024 11:12 PM (VJzi3)

*Looks around*

Posted by: 4Chan at June 07, 2024 11:14 PM (1Yy3c)

185 76 Don't bash Entenmann's, Cicero. I haven't had any of their stuff in thirty years, but I remember getting excited about it as a little kid, and I'd like to keep it that way, buddy.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 07, 2024 10:30 PM (0FoWg)

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When I was in college, I used to buy a box of their crumb-topped donuts almost every Saturday, and go through it throughout the day. Sigh. I miss my college metabolism.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at June 07, 2024 11:14 PM (F4bAW)

186 What kind of dillweed would even bother trying develop a metric for penis satisfaction?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 07, 2024 11:12 PM

A soy boy that thought the results were going to come out the other way?

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at June 07, 2024 11:15 PM (HlyYF)

187 /off ghost of mumr sock

Posted by: Outside of Life at June 07, 2024 11:15 PM (89Sog)

188 I'm sure the folks at Entenmann's take a great deal of pride in their work.

*eyeroll*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 07, 2024 11:16 PM (bo7UB)

189 I immediately thought of Kentucky Fried Movie and the courtroom scene.
Posted by: polynikes

I forgot that bit!

"Young lady, are you familiar with the penile codes in this state?"

Posted by: John Drake Is In Sight Of The Caspian Sea at June 07, 2024 11:17 PM (u/Zei)

190 A soy boy that thought the results were going to come out the other way?
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at June 07, 2024 11:15 PM (HlyYF)

I think you nailed it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 07, 2024 11:18 PM (VJzi3)

191 What kind of dillweed would even bother trying develop a metric for penis satisfaction?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

How would one even take data?


Or want to for that matter.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 07, 2024 11:19 PM (WXNFJ)

192 Gun capacity - 115 plus one in the pipe!

Hollywood gun.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at June 07, 2024 11:19 PM (iruKY)

193 Thanks for the overnight tonite, those are some extra special ones, some of them really cheered me up. I'm kinda bummed, I just found out Apollo 8 Astronaut Bill Anders, age 90, was killed today while at the controls of his plane. We lost a good man.

Posted by: Common Tater at June 07, 2024 11:20 PM (T08Hw)

194 Obligatory:
https://youtu.be/O3HW67QzTpU
Posted by: mikeski

That's great! LOL!! And, from what I understand, they are classically trained. That's what makes it so funny.
Posted by: Thatcrazyjerseygiy now with twice the crazy

I wonder how many takes they needed to get through it without busting out laughing.

I'd still be trying.

Posted by: mikeski at June 07, 2024 11:21 PM (DgGvY)

195 What kind of dillweed would even bother trying develop a metric for penis satisfaction?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

It's a thing.......

Posted by: Dr Jill at June 07, 2024 11:21 PM (HQ9Sl)

196 What kind of dillweed would even bother trying develop a metric for penis satisfaction?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 07, 2024 11:12 PM (VJzi3)


There was a school of economic thought that attempted to assign actual value metrics of satisfaction to the theory of marginal utility, it was an attempt to merge econometrics with Austrian economic school theories.
They suggested the "util" as the unit of measurement to show achievement of satisfaction.
This is why I do not object to the universities as an ongoing place to concentrate giant thinkers like this, I just object to not having locks on the exits.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 07, 2024 11:21 PM (D7oie)

197 Everybody knows the S&W M&P 2.0 Compact version only holds 110+1 rounds, and you need to get the full-size version to get 115+1.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at June 07, 2024 11:24 PM (ROKBU)

198 I don't get why the long-range shooter mentions a good spotter after he gongs the steel?
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at June 07, 2024 11:13 PM (HlyYF)

Patting himself on his back?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 07, 2024 11:24 PM (0eaVi)

199 Cicero, that was a California black bear.
Our FL black bears are chill AF.
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus

Like we have a choice? It's 95 degrees with a dew point of 93, and we're wearing fur coats. If we did anything violent, we'd spontaneously combust.

Posted by: a FL black bear, typing slowly at June 07, 2024 11:24 PM (DgGvY)

200 And another Fistful of Yen gem:

"This is Butkus, Klahn's bodyguard. He is tough and ruthless. This is Kwong, Klahn's chauffeur. He is rough and toothless."

and just one more, from Klhan's answering machine:

Herro. This is Dr. Klahn. I'm not home right now. Leave a message when you hear the beyep. You have our gratitude.
[gong sound]

Posted by: John Drake Is In Sight Of The Caspian Sea at June 07, 2024 11:24 PM (u/Zei)

201
Sigh. I miss my college metabolism.
Posted by: No One of Consequence

_______

There comes a tine at around 30 when your body says, "That's it! Party's over." At which point it turns into the metabolic equivalent of the photomultiplier tube.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 07, 2024 11:25 PM (MoZTd)

202 Good evening! J and my 16 year step daughter were just watching a movie laughing up a storm. When it was over and she headed up to her room to bed she gave him a hug and said “I love you, daddy”. I think it’s kind of dusty in here or something.

Posted by: Piper at June 07, 2024 11:25 PM (p4NUW)

203 Hobby horse competition?
Jeez people. Take your kid fishing or something.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 07, 2024 11:26 PM (W/lyH)

204 What kind of dillweed would even bother trying develop a metric for penis [size] satisfaction?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

If "complete satisfaction" wasn't a reading of "1.0 Paolo," it wasn't a Moron.

Posted by: mikeski at June 07, 2024 11:27 PM (DgGvY)

205 They suggested the "util" as the unit of measurement to show achievement of satisfaction.
This is why I do not object to the universities as an ongoing place to concentrate giant thinkers like this, I just object to not having locks on the exits.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 07, 2024 11:21 PM

My excellent high school economics teacher (that also taught AP U.S. History) frequently used "utils" to quantify marginal utility.

It was always hypothetical, such as if they designed a new sports car that gave buyers more utils, what would the graph show for their equilibrium new sales if the demand line shifted upwards?

I always found his usage enlightening to the discussion.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at June 07, 2024 11:28 PM (HlyYF)

206 198 I don't get why the long-range shooter mentions a good spotter after he gongs the steel?

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at June 07, 2024 11:13 PM

Patting himself on his back?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 07, 2024 11:24 PM

Perhaps so.

If his eyes are good enough to spot at that range, he should probably be patting his optometrist on the back!

I tried spotting through Weasel's spotting scope and couldn't see a darn thing. Weasel could though, because he would make wind calls for people and they would then gong the steel.

I opined that he probably had actual magical powers.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at June 07, 2024 11:33 PM (HlyYF)

207 Penis Dissatisfaction and Gun Ownership in America

...According to Model 2 of Tables 3 and 4, the odds of owning a gun (any gun or a military-style rifle) are lower for men who are more dissatisfied with the size of their penises. In fact, each one-unit increase in penis size dissatisfaction reduces the odds of owning any gun by 11% (OR = 0.89, p
https://tinyurl.com/3yd62p3e
Posted by: Braenyard

Cannot see the forest for the trees -
Maybe some simply do not think of their dick as a weapon.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 07, 2024 11:33 PM (cOq4q)

208 Is that horse named Svengoolie?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 07, 2024 11:34 PM (63Dwl)

209 I don't get why the long-range shooter mentions a good spotter after he gongs the steel?
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at June 07, 2024 11:13 PM (HlyYF)

It helps if you can have someone call your shots while you are working up to the main shot. A good spotter will get you on target, a really good one will read the wind for you, too.

He is shooting some sort of Creedmore, probably in 45-70 or a sharps 45-110, and they lob their shots in in a high parabolic. You can reach out and touch someone, but the depth of the area you have to hit to get on target is very tight because it is a bit like underhanding bowling balls into a wastebasket.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 07, 2024 11:35 PM (D7oie)

210 Banging the gong: Those old blackpowder "buffalo" rifles can heave a large chunk of lead enormous distances. Several years ago, an "expert" dismissed a famous frontier-days "1 mile" shot as being physically impossible, as "those old rifles couldn't shoot that far."
A well-known gunwriter invited the expert to White Sands Missile Range, where he set up his blackpowder rifle in a jig set at 45 degrees, fired a shot, and then they watched the range radar track the slug for, IIRC, 4500 yards.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at June 07, 2024 11:36 PM (ROKBU)

211 Penis Dissatisfaction and Gun Ownership in America

...According to Model 2 of Tables 3 and 4, the odds of owning a gun (any gun or a military-style rifle) are lower for men who are more dissatisfied with the size of their penises. In fact, each one-unit increase in penis size dissatisfaction reduces the odds of owning any gun by 11% (OR = 0.89, p
https://tinyurl.com/3yd62p3e

I didn’t realize the Chicago urban yout thugs were dissatisfied with their penis.

Posted by: polynikes at June 07, 2024 11:38 PM (SHMXB)

212 The absolute pure malevolence of war...
Who is the one that STRIKES THIS ANVIL and releases the DOGS OF WAR?

This world is in a stationary/anticipatory plane...fully ready to go into the fulcrum of absolute global warfare.

Who then, pulls the trigger?

Posted by: Nightwatch at June 07, 2024 11:41 PM (TDvv2)

213 Think I'll buy my next beemer in the ME.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 07, 2024 11:44 PM (W/lyH)

214 I didn’t realize the Chicago urban yout thugs were dissatisfied with their penis.
Posted by: polynikes at June 07, 2024 11:38 PM (SHMXB)

"It's twue! It's twue!"

Posted by: Lily Van Shtupp at June 07, 2024 11:44 PM (ROKBU)

215 125 ... After watching the link I will never be able to watch "2001 A Space Odyssey" without hearing the ducks.

Posted by: JTB at June 07, 2024 11:45 PM (zudum)

216 Probe launched after Jewish student group omitted from New Jersey high school yearbook

https://tinyurl.com/46pw4cpx

Posted by: Ciampino - Fri Update #01 at June 07, 2024 11:46 PM (qfLjt)

217 It was always hypothetical, such as if they designed a new sports car that gave buyers more utils, what would the graph show for their equilibrium new sales if the demand line shifted upwards?
I always found his usage enlightening to the discussion.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at June 07, 2024 11:28 PM (HlyYF)

the problem there is the same as the physics classic, "imagine a cow as a sphere" to draw out some ideal description of a physics principle, and this is the same problem as the "perfect market" or "perfect competition". The risk is that there is a confusion between the model and the reality, and though the model is good for demonstrating the theory, there are better elements to use and (in my opinion of course) the model isn't particularly good at prediction.
I say this as a man who's wife made him buy a pickup because she didn't think the Impala was appropriate for cutting firewood

Posted by: Kindltot at June 07, 2024 11:46 PM (D7oie)

218 I'll quit for the night.

Just as well.

Posted by: Nightwatch at June 07, 2024 11:47 PM (TDvv2)

219 The TV show Hollywood Weapons did all the shots from Quigley Down Under.with the exact model used in the movie. Shiloh Sharps 1874 with a 34” barrel.

They were able to recreate every shot successfully.

Posted by: polynikes at June 07, 2024 11:47 PM (SHMXB)

220 Here's a link: William Anders dies in plane crash: Apollo 8 astronaut, 90, named as pilot killed in Washington fireball smash

https://mol.im/a/13507845

Posted by: Ciampino - Fri Update #02 at June 07, 2024 11:47 PM (qfLjt)

221 159 Don't believe it when they tell you that black bears are the friendly ones.

https://tinyurl.com/jvhf2c8m

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 07, 2024 11:01 PM (bo7UB)

One was seen in San Diego county for the first time in a decade or so...

Posted by: Zombie Michael Jackson at June 07, 2024 11:50 PM (ynpvh)

222 I recently heard another term for marginal utility (Menger and Mises liked ponderous Germanic terms) that is "marginal satisfaction"
I like it because "utility" to me smacks of elderly relatives keeping those things because they might be useful some day, though curating and storing them is generally not enjoyable, where "satisfaction" means enough for my needs, and expected future, and anymore is going to choke me.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 07, 2024 11:50 PM (D7oie)

223 Nancy Pelosi blasts Netanyahu invite to address Congress: ‘I think this is wrong’

https://trib.al/yqcPT4O

Get lost in the black bear forest, you witch

Posted by: Ciampino - Fri Update #03 at June 07, 2024 11:50 PM (qfLjt)

224 Probe launched after Jewish student group omitted from New Jersey high school yearbook

https://tinyurl.com/46pw4cpx
Posted by: Ciampino - Fri Update #01 at June 07, 2024 11:46 PM (qfLjt)


I wonder how the principal's window would hold up to a few yearbooks tossed at it?

Posted by: Diogenes at June 07, 2024 11:51 PM (W/lyH)

225 56 A Vietnamese Italian fusion restaurant called pho-gettaboutit

Saw a restaurant in Milan called What the Pho?
Posted by: Half Dozen at June 07, 2024 10:21 PM (eHovo)

Had Pho for lunch today with my former carpooler who is from Vietnam. I texted her the fusion image but I don't think she understood the joke....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at June 07, 2024 11:52 PM (QGaXH)

226 178 Cicero, that was a California black bear.

Our FL black bears are chill AF.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at June 07, 2024 11:10 PM (iRX3h)

I hears FL and CA have mice the size of men.

Posted by: Zombie Michael Jackson at June 07, 2024 11:52 PM (ynpvh)

227 I say this as a man who's wife made him buy a pickup because she didn't think the Impala was appropriate for cutting firewood

Posted by: Kindltot at June 07, 2024 11:46 PM

I just use a chainsaw.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at June 07, 2024 11:52 PM (HlyYF)

228
Hobby horse competition?
Jeez people. Take your kid fishing or something.
Posted by: Diogenes

Now a hobbled hobby horse competition would be a real hoot -- just as a competitor launches into that jump, the line pulls them up short and they faceplant.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 07, 2024 11:52 PM (xG4kz)

229 181 ...According to Model 2 of Tables 3 and 4, the odds of owning a gun (any gun or a military-style rifle) are lower for men who are more dissatisfied with the size of their penises. In fact, each one-unit increase in penis size dissatisfaction reduces the odds of owning any gun by 11% (OR = 0.89, p
https://tinyurl.com/3yd62p3e
Posted by: Braenyard - at June 07, 2024 11:09 PM (Iynsv)

What kind of dillweed would even bother trying develop a metric for penis satisfaction?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 07, 2024 11:12 PM (VJzi3)

Explains tranny shooters; they've got no dick!

Posted by: Zombie Michael Jackson at June 07, 2024 11:53 PM (ynpvh)

230 Nancy Pelosi blasts Netanyahu invite to address Congress: ‘I think this is wrong’

https://trib.al/yqcPT4O

Get lost in the black bear forest, you witch
Posted by: Ciampino - Fri Update #03 at June 07, 2024 11:50 PM (qfLjt)
***

She'd probably drop to her knees and give the leader of Hamas a knobber in the Rotunda if he'd come and speak.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 07, 2024 11:55 PM (W/lyH)

231 Gun-toting attorneys who waved firearms at BLM protestors threaten to sue city if their new demand is not met as they have their records expunged

https://mol.im/a/13503919

Posted by: Ciampino - Fri Update #04 at June 07, 2024 11:55 PM (qfLjt)

232 YouTuber is arrested over bizarre stunt where arsenal of fireworks was fired at $300,000 Lamborghini from flying helicopter - and now faces 10 years in prison

https://mol.im/a/13504117

Posted by: Ciampino - Fri Update #05 at June 07, 2024 11:57 PM (qfLjt)

233 Heh.
Must suck to be the hottest women in Maryland and get beat out of the beauty competition by a tranny.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 07, 2024 11:57 PM (W/lyH)

234 Probe launched after Jewish student group omitted from New Jersey high school yearbook
Posted by: Ciampino

SpaceX is launching probes at Jewish student groups? I'd omit that from the yearbook, too.

Posted by: mikeski may be confused by headline grammar after a bourbon or two at June 07, 2024 11:58 PM (DgGvY)

235 Triggering?
Woman, 24, 'admits killing her mom and dad

https://mol.im/a/13507283

Posted by: Ciampino - Fri Update #6 at June 07, 2024 11:58 PM (qfLjt)

236 Entemann's cakes are still good. They have shrunk a bit though.

Posted by: steevy at June 07, 2024 11:59 PM (FQmDC)

237 Unexpectedly the Godzilla Minus One movie is punching me right in the heart.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 07, 2024 11:59 PM (lhenN)

238 Trump hush money trial judge Juan Merchan warns parties of incriminating Facebook comment the day before the verdict

https://mol.im/a/13507435

Posted by: Ciampino - Fri Update #07 at June 07, 2024 11:59 PM (qfLjt)

239 231 Gun-toting attorneys who waved firearms at BLM protestors threaten to sue city if their new demand is not met as they have their records expunged

https://mol.im/a/13503919

Posted by: Ciampino - Fri Update #04 at June 07, 2024 11:55 PM

They lived in THAT house and he bought his wife a $100 Bryco?

I am broke and buy my wife and daughters much nicer guns than that!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at June 08, 2024 12:00 AM (HlyYF)

240 235 Triggering?
Woman, 24, 'admits killing her mom and dad

https://mol.im/a/13507283

Posted by: Ciampino - Fri Update #6 at June 07, 2024 11:58 PM (qfLjt)

Is this because she doesn't have a penis?

Posted by: Zombie Michael Jackson at June 08, 2024 12:01 AM (ynpvh)

241 Iirc not even loaded and one was an airsoft

Posted by: steevy at June 08, 2024 12:01 AM (FQmDC)

242 SUV goes airborne over road in front of truck in Michigan

https://mol.im/a/13507329

Posted by: Ciampino - Fri Update #08 at June 08, 2024 12:03 AM (qfLjt)

243 The Cuban Ministry of Defense announced earlier today that 3 Russian Naval Vessels, possibly including the Yasen-Class Nuclear-Powered Cruise Missile Submarine, Kazan (K-561), will arrive in the Port of Havana next week for an Official Visit as well as to Kick-Off Exercises in the Caribbean.

https://tinyurl.com/48neycwu

Posted by: Braenyard - at June 08, 2024 12:03 AM (Iynsv)

244 233 Heh.
Must suck to be the hottest women in Maryland and get beat out of the beauty competition by a tranny.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 07, 2024 11:57 PM

Much like being the fastest high school girl in your state and not getting a gold at the championship.

I don't believe it has happened yet, but at some point a girl is going to break a state record and not get it because a tranny boy will have beaten her in that record performance.

I hope the crowd at that event boos like a 747 taking off.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at June 08, 2024 12:03 AM (HlyYF)

245 130 Oh look! The baby's up.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 07, 2024 10:51 PM (WXNFJ)

I'm guessing the comment made at 10:48 that you and others are referring was removed by the management? But it doesn't disrupt the numbering - will wonders never cease...?

I was trying to think of a donut comment in case the discussion 'circles' back .....

Heading out early - have an early hike tomorrow - blessings to all.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at June 08, 2024 12:04 AM (QGaXH)

246 85 OMG - that horse with the rubber chicken made my sides hurt... I swear he was trying to play Orange Blossom Special on that sumbitch! 😂
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at June 07, 2024 10:33 PM

It sounded like “The William Tell Overture” to me!

Posted by: Moonbeam at June 08, 2024 12:07 AM (rbKZ6)

247 243 The Cuban Ministry of Defense announced earlier today that 3 Russian Naval Vessels, possibly including the Yasen-Class Nuclear-Powered Cruise Missile Submarine, Kazan (K-561), will arrive in the Port of Havana next week for an Official Visit as well as to Kick-Off Exercises in the Caribbean.

https://tinyurl.com/48neycwu

Posted by: Braenyard - at June 08, 2024 12:03 AM

If I was Ukraine, I would have some of their little drone attack boats deployed off the coast of Cuba.

Can you imagine taking out a nuclear sub when it surfaces?

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at June 08, 2024 12:08 AM (HlyYF)

248 Why is this not a racist crime?
Heartbroken family break silence after toddler, 3, stabbed to death

https://mol.im/a/13506919

Posted by: Ciampino - Fri Update #09 at June 08, 2024 12:08 AM (qfLjt)

249 Alan Scarfe, known for his work in Star Trek: The Next Generation, dies

https://mol.im/a/13506933

Is this happening more frequently?

Posted by: Ciampino - Fri Update #10 at June 08, 2024 12:09 AM (qfLjt)

250 248 Why is this not a racist crime?
Heartbroken family break silence after toddler, 3, stabbed to death

https://mol.im/a/13506919

Posted by: Ciampino - Fri Update #09 at June 08, 2024 12:08 AM (qfLjt)

If it's a blue jurisdiction, they'll let the stabber out without bail...

Posted by: Zombie Michael Jackson at June 08, 2024 12:11 AM (ynpvh)

251 Must suck to be the hottest women in Maryland and get beat out of the beauty competition by a tranny.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 07, 2024 11:57 PM (W/lyH)

Yeah...no reason to suspect any votes being cast for tranny power! or Im so woke!

Posted by: a dude in MI at June 08, 2024 12:11 AM (+I6Y/)

252 That was a great ONT WeirdDave! Thanks and welcome back to civilization.

House renovations continue, boxing bag is up and really sweated throwing 650 punches in 15 minutes and the quest for horror movies continues.

I think I may just end up seeing gore fests like saw.

The lists of scariest films ever must have been written by liberal women.

Tonight's movie was 'Goodnight Mommy'...Amazon studios version not the 2014 one I wanted to watch for free somewhere. A note in the credits mentioned the Diversity and Inclusion tney were committed to, which explains the fat, female black cop and why the movie kind of sucked.

I'm giving these things a chance and am moving closer and closer to Gorefests.

Posted by: Stateless at June 08, 2024 12:11 AM (jvJvP)

253 Texas man catches ANTHRAX after eating contaminated lamb meat - in case that shocks doctors

https://mol.im/a/13505883

At least it's not ringpox, ..... wait ..... ringworm? Monkeypox?

Posted by: Ciampino - Fri Update #11 at June 08, 2024 12:11 AM (qfLjt)

254 240 235 Triggering?
Woman, 24, 'admits killing her mom and dad

https://mol.im/a/13507283

Posted by: Ciampino -
-------------------------

I agree with the cop, murderers shouldn't have hand guns.

Posted by: Braenyard - at June 08, 2024 12:11 AM (Iynsv)

255 Iirc not even loaded and one was an airsoft
Posted by: steevy at June 08, 2024 12:01 AM (FQmDC)

ISTR that it was worse than that, the pistol was non-functional and the PD had it restored to function and then charged them

Posted by: Kindltot at June 08, 2024 12:12 AM (D7oie)

256 They lived in THAT house and he bought his wife a $100 Bryco?

I am broke and buy my wife and daughters much nicer guns than that!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at June 08, 2024 12:00 AM (HlyYF)

I seem to remember that one of the guns was in their possession as evidence in a past court case they handled, and was not even in working order.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 08, 2024 12:12 AM (VJzi3)

257 ISTR that it was worse than that, the pistol was non-functional and the PD had it restored to function and then charged them
Posted by: Kindltot at June 08, 2024 12:12 AM (D7oie)

Back the Blue!

Posted by: a dude in MI at June 08, 2024 12:13 AM (+I6Y/)

258 253 Texas man catches ANTHRAX after eating contaminated lamb meat - in case that shocks doctors

https://mol.im/a/13505883
---------------------------------

I found this dead lamb out in the pasture so we ate it.
Genius Award Winner. - It could have be Florida Man.

Posted by: Braenyard - at June 08, 2024 12:15 AM (Iynsv)

259 256 They lived in THAT house and he bought his wife a $100 Bryco?

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at June 08, 2024 12:00 AM

I seem to remember that one of the guns was in their possession as evidence in a past court case they handled, and was not even in working order.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 08, 2024 12:12 AM

That actually makes more sense.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at June 08, 2024 12:16 AM (HlyYF)

260 Nashville school shooter's, Audrey Hale 28, violent screed partially revealed

https://mol.im/a/13505849

Posted by: Ciampino - Fri Update #12 at June 08, 2024 12:16 AM (qfLjt)

261 William Anders dies in plane crash: Apollo 8 astronaut, 90, named as pilot killed in Washington fireball smash

The Apollo 8 mission was something I will never, ever forget. To this day, their reading from the book of Genesis still brings a tear to my eye. Wings to Heaven, hero. Godspeed.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at June 08, 2024 12:19 AM (mH6SG)

262 238 Trump hush money trial judge Juan Merchan warns parties of incriminating Facebook comment the day before the verdict

https://mol.im/a/13507435
Posted by: Ciampino - Fri Update #07 at June 07, 2024 11:59 PM (qfLjt)

I think this is a pre-planned stunt to keep Trump under a gag order and locked up in court for another trial....spit!

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at June 08, 2024 12:19 AM (QGaXH)

263 Illegals marched, blocked traffic and chanted their demands in NYC yesterday.

https://tinyurl.com/mvbhuerc

I can remember when they would scatter at the mere mention of 'INS'.

Posted by: Ciampino - Fri Update #13 at June 08, 2024 12:19 AM (qfLjt)

264 Elon Musk's 5,000 ton Starship taking off.

https://tinyurl.com/4r5ruxrw

Next time he wants to bring both stages and land them butt fist on there pads. I might have to get a map and drive down to Boca Chica. Be some good parties over on Padre too.

Posted by: Braenyard - at June 08, 2024 12:19 AM (Iynsv)

265 Alan Scarfe, known for his work in Star Trek: The Next Generation, dies
https://mol.im/a/13506933
Is this happening more frequently?
Posted by: Ciampino

It has to happen more frequently. There used to be 3 channels that signed off at night. Now there's a zillion channels blaring 24/7.

Music is the same. Movies. Sports teams. There's just more of them, so "celebrity dies" has to become more common over time, unless those adrenochrome memes are true.

Posted by: mikeski at June 08, 2024 12:20 AM (DgGvY)

266 Oh, and I finished taking care of my friends cats today.

4 adult cats, and 2 had kittens aroumd the same time. So many kittens. They are so tiny, see me, climb my leg and it's like moving through a minefield because I don't want to hurt them.

It was actually pretty stressful. But the adult cats, and especially the mothers, come running out to me when they hear me call. They look up and meow until I pet them. We're good friends.

Some of the kittens are the size of your hand, incredibly furry, and just starting to move around. The older kittens will be a wild adventure in a month or so. Minefield. Moving active minefield.

Oh, and still, my most said words in there with all the kittens and their razor like claws climbing all over my kneeled down body is still 'Watch the ballsack!'

Posted by: Stateless at June 08, 2024 12:21 AM (jvJvP)

267 263 Illegals marched, blocked traffic and chanted their demands in NYC yesterday.

https://tinyurl.com/mvbhuerc
-----------------------

NYC been asking for it for a long time.
I hope they get it long and hard.

Posted by: Braenyard - at June 08, 2024 12:22 AM (Iynsv)

268 Ban on controversial vaping product is reversed

https://mol.im/a/13506155

Posted by: Ciampino - Fri Update #14 at June 08, 2024 12:22 AM (qfLjt)

269 I can remember when they would scatter at the mere mention of 'INS'.

Posted by: Ciampino - Fri Update #13 at June 08, 2024 12:19 AM

Are you telling me that shouting, "La migra, la migra!" is no longer effective in certain situations?

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at June 08, 2024 12:23 AM (HlyYF)

270 >>>Oh, and still, my most said words in there with all the kittens and their razor like claws climbing all over my kneeled down body is still 'Watch the ballsack!'
Posted by: Stateless
------------------------------

It would be safer if you kept it covered.

Posted by: Braenyard - at June 08, 2024 12:24 AM (Iynsv)

271 Oh, and still, my most said words in there with all the kittens and their razor like claws climbing all over my kneeled down body is still 'Watch the ballsack!'

Posted by: Stateless at June 08, 2024 12:21 AM

Not to be rude, but who asks someone to watch their cats WHILE THEY ARE PREGNANT?

I hope you are such a good friend that you are covering for an emergency!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at June 08, 2024 12:26 AM (HlyYF)

272 Walmart is making a major change to price labels on shelves - electronic labels.

https://mol.im/a/13505839

Posted by: Ciampino - Fri Update #15 at June 08, 2024 12:29 AM (qfLjt)

273 >Walmart is making a major change to price labels on shelves - electronic labels.

The only thing to keep up with inflation.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 08, 2024 12:31 AM (lhenN)

274 It would be safer if you kept it covered.

Posted by: Braenyard - at June 08, 2024 12:24 AM (Iynsv

But young pussy!

Sorry, late. Long day. Forever house renovations.

And seriously sharp claws. The mothers took out crazy amounts of flesh and blood out of me,.

I love seeing how their sharp claws just come out when we are playing or they want to climb. It's actually really cool.

Posted by: Stateless at June 08, 2024 12:31 AM (jvJvP)

275 I found this dead lamb out in the pasture so we ate it.
Genius Award Winner.
Posted by: Braenyard

"Don't eat critters that died on their own." God says so. He even says it twice.

Posted by: Deuteronomy 14 and Leviticus 11 at June 08, 2024 12:32 AM (DgGvY)

276 Buck is truly a man of enormous magnitude.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy

And Girthy

Posted by: Throck Buckmorton at June 08, 2024 12:34 AM (wWqRd)

277 I saw Lamb Meat open for Anthrax at Madison Square Garden in '91.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 08, 2024 12:36 AM (lhenN)

278 Hi kids.

Here's the crime lab that will be in charge of processing my F-I-L's remains if they ever get around to digging him up.

https://is.gd/vXEyBF

FML

c'est la vie!

Posted by: Muldoon says anatomy is not gross. at June 08, 2024 12:37 AM (991eG)

279 They lived in THAT house and he bought his wife a $100 Bryco?

Posted by: Pillage Idiot

It could have been a Flow-Bee

Posted by: Miklos bought one for both Darleen and the dogs (Darleen uses it on me sometimes) at June 08, 2024 12:37 AM (wWqRd)

280 Another score for Biden:

DOJ Indicts Doctor Who Exposed the Barbarism of “Gender-Affirming Care”

Eithan Haim blew the whistle on Texas Children’s Hospital’s illegal child sex-change program. Now he’s being prosecuted.
https://tinyurl.com/yfsamhj4

Posted by: Braenyard - at June 08, 2024 12:38 AM (Iynsv)

281 Evening.

I stopped in Van Monday night, not too far from where WeirdDave lives. Some storms came racing through that evening and the next morning. Truck stop lost power for a bit but it came back after an hour or two. Dave must've gotten freakin' hammered.
Posted by: Robert at June 07, 2024 11:08 PM (1Yy3c)

Smith county was declared a disaster area this week; over 300 large trees down inside city limits, 70,000+ people without power. Things slowly coming back together. 2 storm cells combined without warning and we got 30 minutes of full hurricane force wind. Awesome and terrifying!

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 08, 2024 12:41 AM (q3gwH)

282 The pistol she had, the Bryco, was a piece of evidence in another trial. It had been neutered. - No firing pin. She was running Kabuki for the mob.

Posted by: Braenyard - at June 08, 2024 12:42 AM (Iynsv)

283 Here's the crime lab that will be in charge of processing my F-I-L's remains if they ever get around to digging him up.

https://is.gd/vXEyBF

FML

c'est la vie!
Posted by: Muldoon says anatomy is not gross. at June 08, 2024 12:37 AM (991eG)

Well, I guess the good news is that any evidence brought to them in the next few months is going to be handled with the most scrupulous care they can muster.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 08, 2024 12:42 AM (Mq5fn)

284 Well, sleepiness has overtaken me. I am going to hit the sack. Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 08, 2024 12:43 AM (Mq5fn)

285 Our security cameras at the mountain cabin showed a nocturnal visit from a cat (not a bobcat, not a mountain lion) with a collar, looking like it weighs about 40 lbs, rearing up on its hind legs on the deck peering in our kitchen window. None of the neighbors have a cat that we know of. Creepy as all get out.

My new pup may be cat bait. Hope the elderly Aussie can stand his ground.

Posted by: Muldoon says anatomy is not gross. at June 08, 2024 12:45 AM (991eG)

286 Horse with the rubber chicken. That's Beaumont. In his defense, he got kicked in the head by another horse. It happens.

Posted by: Orson at June 08, 2024 12:45 AM (dIske)

287 Weird cat had a ringed tail.

Posted by: Muldoon says anatomy is not gross. at June 08, 2024 12:46 AM (991eG)

288 Well, I guess the good news is that any evidence brought to them in the next few months is going to be handled with the most scrupulous care they can muster.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

********

My hopes precisely!!

Posted by: Muldoon says anatomy is not gross. at June 08, 2024 12:47 AM (991eG)

289 Here's the crime lab that will be in charge of processing my F-I-L's remains if they ever get around to digging him up.

https://is.gd/vXEyBF

FML

c'est la vie!
Posted by: Muldoon

UNPOSSIBLE

https://tinyurl.com/yzx69pdp

Posted by: Miklos so recalls at June 08, 2024 12:50 AM (wWqRd)

290 Number one things PoPo look for when hiring lab people is compliance.

Posted by: Braenyard - at June 08, 2024 12:50 AM (Iynsv)

291 Alan Scarfe, known for his work in Star Trek: The Next Generation, dies

Is this happening more frequently?
Posted by: Ciampino - Fri Update #10 at June 08, 2024 12:09 AM (qfLjt)

I knew Alan Scarfe from 'Seven Days', a pretty decent, if short-lived, science fiction series.

Posted by: RickZ at June 08, 2024 12:51 AM (gKDq2)

292 I can get behind Muppet Breaking Bad:
Fozzy as Saul
Sam the Eagle as Hank
Gonzo as Gus Fring
Statler or Waldorf (the one with hair) as Hector Salamanca
Animal as Tuco Salamanca

Posted by: Bryan at June 08, 2024 12:54 AM (eDnnm)

293 Posted by: Miklos so recalls

******

There was a forensics lab guy in San Antonio who fabricated evidence on hundreds of cases. awhile back.

Wife and I were speculating on what the mindset of such people is.

Religious belief in the purity of whatever their particullar methodolloogy is, so that they have to falsify reesults to get a conviction?

Posted by: Muldoon says anatomy is not gross. at June 08, 2024 12:54 AM (991eG)

294 287 Weird cat had a ringed tail.
Posted by: Muldoon
-------

Coon?

Posted by: Braenyard - at June 08, 2024 12:55 AM (Iynsv)

295 288
Didn't the main FeeBee lab (DC or Boston?) turn out to have fabricated countless results?

Posted by: Ciampino - Fri Update #16 at June 08, 2024 12:58 AM (qfLjt)

296 Coon?
Posted by: Braenyar

*******

Definitely not.
A cat for sure, huge, though. Weirdest damn thing.

Posted by: Muldoon says anatomy is not gross. at June 08, 2024 12:58 AM (991eG)

297 Given the invasion of 15 or so million illegals in the last three or so years, the purchase of a second-hand Kubota Bobcat seems prudent.

Yes the price has about doubled.

Posted by: Tierra de Mikloso at June 08, 2024 12:58 AM (wWqRd)

298 Religious belief in the purity of whatever their particullar methodolloogy is, so that they have to falsify reesults to get a conviction?
Posted by: Muldoon

Or just cash

Posted by: Miklos recalls the falsified DNA from the Duke Lacrosse case at June 08, 2024 12:59 AM (wWqRd)

299 Spain’s anti-Israel virtue signaling backfires

https://tinyurl.com/5n77w2uf

Posted by: Ciampino - Fri Update #17 at June 08, 2024 01:00 AM (qfLjt)

300 Henry Lee was the guy in San Antonio.

Posted by: Muldoon says anatomy is not gross. at June 08, 2024 01:02 AM (991eG)

301 290 Number one things PoPo look for when hiring lab people is compliance.

Posted by: Braenyard - at June 08, 2024 12:50 AM (Iynsv)
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'Compliance' - that's what the Ugly Guy from Fargo said to the State cop, as he tried to bribe him.

Posted by: Ciampino - Fri Update #18 at June 08, 2024 01:06 AM (qfLjt)

302 Heh, I have a t-shirt with the top Gray Pride pic. I keep meaning to wear it at a MoMe
.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 08, 2024 01:07 AM (FzDG4)

303 Or just cash
Posted by: Miklos recalls

*******

I don't get that. Who is paying them to falsify results?

Posted by: Muldoon says anatomy is not gross. at June 08, 2024 01:08 AM (991eG)

304 299 Spain’s anti-Israel virtue signaling backfires

https://tinyurl.com/5n77w2uf
Posted by: Ciampino - Fri Update #17 at June 08, 2024 01:00 AM (qfLjt)

-----------

Spain expelled all its Jews in 1492.

Now it sides with Jew-hating terrorists.

Nice going, Spain.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 08, 2024 01:08 AM (bo7UB)

305 Our security cameras at the mountain cabin showed a nocturnal visit from a cat (not a bobcat, not a mountain lion) with a collar, looking like it weighs about 40 lbs, rearing up on its hind legs on the deck peering in our kitchen window. None of the neighbors have a cat that we know of. Creepy as all get out.

Weird cat had a ringed tail.
Posted by: Muldoon says anatomy is not gross

That one's a puzzler - most likely not from any of the lynx species, and the weight and size rule out some other possibilities. There's the Miner's Cat, but that's actually a relative of the racoon family and has a fox-like head. Big ringed tail, but they average about two pounds in weight. Escaped hybrid or exotic species, maybe?



Posted by: John Drake Is In Sight Of The Caspian Sea at June 08, 2024 01:10 AM (u/Zei)

306 It always just seems like arrogance to me

Posted by: Muldoon says anatomy is not gross. at June 08, 2024 01:10 AM (991eG)

307 Wasn't there a Henry Lee involved in the OJ trial?

Posted by: Braenyard - at June 08, 2024 01:13 AM (Iynsv)

308 Posted by: John Drake Is In Sight Of The Caspian Sea at June 08, 2024 01:10 AM (u/Zei)

*******

Your guess is better than mine. I couldn't tell if it was just a domestic collar or a wildlife tracking collar. If it weren't so late I would put up the cam video.

Posted by: Muldoon says anatomy is not gross. at June 08, 2024 01:13 AM (991eG)

309 aw2.umkc.edu › faculty › projects › ftrials › Simpson › leetest.html
Testimony of Dr. Henry Lee in the O. J. Simpson case.
SCHECK: Dr. Lee, I call your attention now to the board that we've marked 1341
-----------------------
2023 Famed forensic scientist Henry Lee was found liable for fabricating evidence in a murder case that sent two Connecticut men to prison for decades for a crime they did not commit, a federal judge ruled Friday.
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Posted by: Braenyard - at June 08, 2024 01:16 AM (Iynsv)

310 I don't get that. Who is paying them to falsify results?
Posted by: Muldoon says

They get paid by the job, keep jobs and/or contracts if convictions.

Quantity over quality

Posted by: Miklos understands at June 08, 2024 01:17 AM (wWqRd)

311 Muldoon, sounds like one of your neighbors (stupidly? negligently?) let their pet Savanah Cat get outta the house?

Thou$and Dollar Cat (+), that folks with too much spare money like to own, 'cause they're marked like Big Cats, and are usually only one half a generation removed from being truly WILD, at that.

Yeah, they domesticate, but at a Jack Russel Terrier level of Cat Energy. They're sleeping, or they're hunting, not much in between.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 08, 2024 01:17 AM (e6UQI)

312 Thanks for the thoughts. Wife has a hen party tomorrow, I'm in charge of keeping the dogs clear of the lady zone. I think we will hide out in the bedroom upstairs (me, the elderly Aussie and the pup). Good night all.

Posted by: Muldoon says anatomy is not gross. at June 08, 2024 01:18 AM (991eG)

313 Muldoon, sounds like one of your neighbors (stupidly? negligently?) let their pet Savanah Cat get outta the house?

*******

This one was not spotted. It had a tawny coat, uniform color throughout. Shaped like Garfield.

Posted by: Muldoon says anatomy is not gross. at June 08, 2024 01:23 AM (991eG)

314 I'm out!

Posted by: Muldoon says anatomy is not gross. at June 08, 2024 01:24 AM (991eG)

315 ...Thanks for the thoughts. Wife has a hen party tomorrow, I'm in charge of keeping the dogs clear of the lady zone. I think we will hide out in the bedroom upstairs (me, the elderly Aussie and the pup). Good night all. Posted by: Muldoon says anatomy is not gross. at June 08, 2024 01:18 AM (991eG)


A Hen Party. No WONDER the Savanah Cat was prowling your windows!

Don't let it in. You'll never get all the guts, feathers and blood all cleaned up.

It'll be a Catastrophe!

G'nite, amigo!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 08, 2024 01:27 AM (e6UQI)

316 313
This one was not spotted. It had a tawny coat, uniform color throughout. Shaped like Garfield.

Posted by: Muldoon says anatomy is not gross. at June 08, 2024 01:23 AM (991eG)
----
A lasagne cat?

Posted by: Ciampino - Fri Update #19 at June 08, 2024 01:29 AM (qfLjt)

317 Jim's likely right here. A Savannah would fit the description. Long-haired Bengal could also work - they tend to have ringed tails. The long-haired variety arise from recessive genes, and in the past those cats were spayed or neutered by Bengal breeders. Now, though, they're becoming trendy. If a daylight glimpse reveals a solid black bar at the end of the tail, it's a Savannah.

Posted by: John Drake Is In Sight Of The Caspian Sea at June 08, 2024 01:32 AM (u/Zei)

318 Muldoon said that the cat was not spotted.

So, therefore, we deduce that the Game Camera was hallucinating.

MK Ultra, never sleeps.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 08, 2024 01:35 AM (e6UQI)

319 Large tornado touches down in Canada

https://tinyurl.com/mvweewz

Posted by: Ciampino - Fri Update #20 at June 08, 2024 01:35 AM (qfLjt)

320 I knew Alan Scarfe from 'Seven Days', a pretty decent, if short-lived, science fiction series.

Posted by: RickZ at June 08, 2024 12:51 AM (gKDq2)

'Seven Days' was a pretty fun show.

Posted by: Stateless at June 08, 2024 01:38 AM (jvJvP)

321 Welcome to June! Didja know that it's pride month?


For well-tempered lions it's always Pride month; well-tempered claviers? meh.

Posted by: Ciampino - Fri Update #21 at June 08, 2024 01:39 AM (qfLjt)

322 Whoops, didn't see the updated info - no spots or mottling pattern rules out Bengal and Savanna as possibilities. Uniform tawny with Garfield-like proportions suggests a well-fed feline, obviously, and it makes me wonder if it might perhaps be an Orange Tabby, just out for an evening constitutional.

Posted by: John Drake Is In Sight Of The Caspian Sea at June 08, 2024 01:40 AM (u/Zei)

323 Gutfeld is cracking me up with his take on Pride Month. On The Five he did his closing bit about pride, showing a pride of lions.

Then today he said...see these cocks, this is a pride of peacocks. I'm surprised FN lets him get away w/ that.

Posted by: Farmer at June 08, 2024 01:41 AM (55Qr6)

324 It wasn't spotted yet was seen on camera .... it must be a quantized cat. Could it be Schrodinger's Cat?

Let's ask Pauli.

Posted by: Ciampino - Fri Update #22 at June 08, 2024 01:46 AM (qfLjt)

325 I think I have found a flaw in the Narrative Verbiage!

Over at a site called DesertUSA there is a story with the headline “Park Rangers, Law Enforcement Rescue Woman from steep ridge”.Basically, TLDR a touron bus from Vegas visiting the Mojave, one of the visitors didn’t return from a hike, search initiated, a suicidal person extracted via helicopter.

But the headline caught my eye for some reason. Why did they specify “woman”; it looks slightly … out of place in the modern, vague anodyne style guide fluffery headlines. “Park Visitor” or “Hiker” that kind of thing. They will usually specify what they are doing - backpacker, skier, climber etc. Not who they are per se.

Not this article. Read it and count the number of times they use “”Woman” and “Her” and “She” over and over.

Woke Deductive Theory is they are unintentionally telling everyone the person “experiencing a mental crisis” is a tranny. I could be wrong, but I doubt it.

Posted by: Common Tater at June 08, 2024 02:02 AM (sNauO)

326 Smith county was declared a disaster area this week; over 300 large trees down inside city limits, 70,000+ people without power. Things slowly coming back together. 2 storm cells combined without warning and we got 30 minutes of full hurricane force wind. Awesome and terrifying!

And do you know where I was? At Lowes. I had just pulled up when all hell broke loose. I parked, and the very heavy rain was horizontal outside my car. I sat there for 5 minutes, then said "fuck it". I opened my door, which was immediately blown to its maximum. I got out, my left side was soaked immediately. I walked into the store and an employee saw me and said "You must need something awfully bad". I told him "In fact I don't, I'm just here for seeds, and I've driven all the way here...I'm waterproof". On the way back out my right side got soaked. Think standing under a waterfall.

Posted by: Weirddave at June 08, 2024 02:06 AM (kuXXj)

327 325
Woke Deductive Theory is they are unintentionally telling everyone the person “experiencing a mental crisis” is a tranny. I could be wrong, but I doubt it.

Posted by: Common Tater at June 08, 2024 02:02 AM (sNauO)
----
You're on to something, particularly as they can't define a woman.

Posted by: Ciampino - Fri Update #23 at June 08, 2024 02:07 AM (qfLjt)

328 Alan Scarfe, known for his work in Star Trek: The Next Generation, dies

Is this happening more frequently?
————-

I doubt it. Did Al ever mention it?? He would have said something, I betcha.

Posted by: Common Tater at June 08, 2024 02:08 AM (sNauO)

329 Nice evening here

Posted by: Skip at June 08, 2024 02:11 AM (fwDg9)

330 Let's ask Pauli.
Posted by: Ciampino

St. Pauli Girl?

Posted by: Miklos is IN (or would be) at June 08, 2024 02:12 AM (wWqRd)

331 Yeah, the reportage would look less … supportive.. “ Wacked Out Crossdressing Drama Queen Ruins Guided Tour Bus Trip For Everybody” whilst perhaps accurate, isn’t sensitive enough for 2024.

Ten bucks says that’s what happened. Nb I don’t really take suicide lightly btw - a family member did that years ago, and it is a selfish act and reprehensible. However comma if you get a hankerin’ to just walk off into the desert and die, well then do it and leave everybody else out of it.

Bailing on a tour bus trip, maybe they didn’t have cell phone service out there, so the bus had to return from the trip. “The Woman” (whether an authentic Person of Vagina or not) just laid all of the drama on dozens of other people, rescue agencies, spooling up helicopters ….

If my theory is correct, maybe there is some Enemy Law involved here too. The slightest Misidentification of Her or She or The Woman here could invite lawsuits. Possibly a little CYA going on here.

Regardless I feel sorry for this person, don’t misunderstand. I hope they get the help that they need, (which necessarily precludes catering to any delusions)

Posted by: Common Tater at June 08, 2024 02:25 AM (sNauO)

332 It wasn't spotted yet was seen on camera .... it must be a quantized cat. Could it be Schrodinger's Cat?

Let's ask Pauli.
Posted by: Campion - Fri Update #22

That wacky Schrödinger - he was no fun at the Water Park. His wave function kept collapsing every time you looked.

And don't get me started on Heisenberg - had to keep fishing him out from the water slide because he wasn't sure how fast he was going or where he was headed.

Posted by: John Drake Is In Sight Of The Caspian Sea at June 08, 2024 02:35 AM (u/Zei)

333 Oh, and Pauli - arrogant little Austrian excluded everyone and everything.

Plus, he faked having a cold and set up Don Vito for a hit by Sollozzo's button men. Which eventually gave rise to Clemenza's Corollary to Pauli's Exclusion Principle, expressed as "Leave the gun, take the Canolli."

Posted by: John Drake Is In Sight Of The Caspian Sea at June 08, 2024 02:47 AM (u/Zei)

334 What is truly astounding to me is that anyone so pig ignorant and incapable of reason could ever be hired for any position.

And yet, here we are.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 07, 2024 10:50 PM (WXNFJ)



Pigs are VERY intelligent !

Posted by: JT at June 08, 2024 02:50 AM (T4tVD)

335 Pigs are VERY intelligent !
Posted by: JT

I learned calculus from Prof. Arnold Ziffel.

Posted by: Miklos is edumacated at June 08, 2024 02:53 AM (wWqRd)

336 330 Let's ask Pauli.
Posted by: Ciampino

St. Pauli Girl?

Posted by: Miklos is IN (or would be) at June 08, 2024 02:12 AM (wWqRd)
----
Wolfgang Pauli

Posted by: Ciampino - Fri Update #24 at June 08, 2024 02:54 AM (qfLjt)

337 334 What is truly astounding to me is that anyone so pig ignorant and incapable of reason could ever be hired for any position.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 07, 2024 10:50 PM (WXNFJ)

They usually end up in HR and middle management. Like hires like.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 08, 2024 02:54 AM (i4fVr)

338 Wolfgang Pauli
Posted by: Ciampino - Fri Update

fine

All yours

St. Pauli Girls for me

Posted by: Miklos, Oktoberfesting right damn here at June 08, 2024 02:57 AM (wWqRd)

339 There was a forensics lab guy in San Antonio who fabricated evidence on hundreds of cases. awhile back.

Wife and I were speculating on what the mindset of such people is.

Religious belief in the purity of whatever their particullar methodolloogy is, so that they have to falsify reesults to get a conviction?
Posted by: Muldoon says anatomy is not gross. at June 08, 2024 12:54 AM (991eG)

Simpler, everyone expects the CSI or Bones type of 'solve the crime in an hour' crap they learned from TV shows.

Actual science does not work that way... so in order to keep people 'happy'... they shortcut the work, and fake results.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 08, 2024 03:02 AM (xaFKb)

340 Pigs are VERY intelligent !
Posted by: JT

Reminds me of the yearly debate between Ed and Johnny on The Tonight Show where they argued the question of which was more intelligent, the pig or the horse. And there was always the Christmas argument about how one pronounced Poinsettia. The things one gets nostalgic about when you're 29.

Posted by: John Drake Is In Sight Of The Caspian Sea at June 08, 2024 03:25 AM (u/Zei)

341 Greetings from Munich. My internal clock is so screwed up right now

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at June 08, 2024 03:33 AM (R4c1E)

342 I might be up, wasn't hoping for another hour

Posted by: Skip at June 08, 2024 03:47 AM (fwDg9)

343 Greetings from Munich. My internal clock is so screwed up right now
Posted by: Lemmiwinks

The Hofbrauhaus opens in 7 minutes

Posted by: Miklos, notining thst beer is better at the Augustinerbrau at June 08, 2024 03:54 AM (wWqRd)

344 I might be up, wasn't hoping for another hour
Posted by: Skip


It's summer, so Skip is allowed the read Chandler's "The Campaigns of Napoleon" under the covers.

Posted by: Kindly Aunt Miklos at June 08, 2024 03:59 AM (wWqRd)

345 I liked the name of the Vietnamese- Italian fusion soup.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 08, 2024 04:04 AM (XkYcA)

346 Lemmiwinks, while you're in München, be sure to try the Weisswurst with sweet mustard and pretzels. If you like beer, check out the Helles Weissbier and the Dunkel. There are six breweries there, and recently a number of micro-breweries have sprung up. The Stadt provides a lot of the beer for Oktoberfest, and the quality is pretty elevated.

Posted by: John Drake Is In Sight Of The Caspian Sea at June 08, 2024 04:05 AM (u/Zei)

347 I do not like the idea of pizza feet although it was clever of someone to come up with it.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 08, 2024 04:05 AM (XkYcA)

348 Noooood

Pixy is pixelating

Posted by: Bruce at June 08, 2024 04:06 AM (0ujb5)

349 WeirdDave!

Posted by: Candidus at June 08, 2024 09:55 AM (e5kUD)

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