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Denver Doubles Down on Welfare for "Newcomers Program," Increasing Benefits for Illegals While Cutting Spending on City Services for Citzens
For now. We'll see if their increasingly insane gambles pay off in the end.The Denver City Council is doubling down on policies that offer free shelter and food to immigrants who cross the southern border illegally, which officials in west Texas say have been the primary draw to Colorado's most populous city. In an overview Tuesday of the city's response to the crisis -- the so-called "Newcomer Program" -- councilmembers learned that the immigrants will receive, at taxpayers' expense, six months of rental, food and utility assistance, a computer, prepaid cell phone and metro bus passes.In other words: We're paying them a salary for breaking our laws.
Whenever someone starts using the word "holistic," hold on to your wallets and try to cling to your sanity, because it's going to get stupid fast.
"We designed this program to be holistic," said Sarah Plastino, who is in charge of the city's response.
... About 760 immigrants -- Plastino told councilmembers in attendance -- are enrolled in the extended assistance program. Her office hopes to increase that number to 800 in the coming weeks, she said. This first cohort is expected to "graduate" from the program in December or January, Plastino said. It's all part of a new strategy that pivots away from an emergency response to a long-term plan, a move that came on the heels of Mayor Mike Johnston trying to rein in spending and find the $90 million cost to pay for the immigrant response. Over the past 17 months, Denver had received nearly 42,000 immigrants. That is roughly the size of Brighton, which is located about 20 miles northeast of downtown Denver and is the county seat of neighboring Adams County. Not all have stayed. But plane, train and bus tickets purchased for immigrants to travel to their final U.S. destination suggest about half may have. Their arrival has pushed the city's finances to a breaking point. To finance its response, the city had cut some services, frozen hiring and decided against planting flowers to save money. ... To date, Denver's response has cost taxpayers about $70 million -- and counting. Early in the crisis, city leaders decided that Denver taxpayers would assume the cost to temporarily feed, shelter and transport immigrants to their final destination. While Denver officials long speculated that the city's proximity to the U.S. border, its transportation hub, which connects to major cities across the country, and status as a "sanctuary city" were the draw for immigrants, El Paso officials in west Texas point to something else: free shelter and tickets for onward travel.So many racist black people objecting to social services being diverted to non-citizen "newcomers." Do you think Jake Tapper will pontificate about how racist he thinks black people are? What about the Hispanics who want illegal immigration stopped, Fake Jake? Are they racist against Brown People (TM) too? Invasionary armies are getting tired of waiting for Border Patrol coming to pick them up to bring them into the country illegally, so they've resorted to self-help.
Illegal immigrants crossing into the United States at the southern border were spotted calling for rides from Lyft as they grew tired of waiting for Border Patrol agents to come pick them up. Fox News was on the ground in Jacumba, California, observing migrants who had come in across the southern border, and were waiting for several hours to be picked up and processed by Border Patrol agents. Some Colombians got sick of waiting for the feds to come pick them up, so they called a ride on the ride-sharing app and hopped in the car when it arrived.Secretary of Population Replacement Mayorkas says he's doing an "extraordinary" job waving in the invaders.
It was not clear if the driver knew that they were picking up illegal immigrants. The moment is a glimpse of how overwhelmed Border Patrol agents have been as they continue to deal with high numbers in the San Diego sector. Fox witnessed groups of illegal immigrants from Pakistan, China, India and Turkey wandering. There was little aid for Border Patrol from the liberal state of California, in stark contrast to Texas, which has launched its own operation to build infrastructure and block illegal immigrants from entering the U.S. The lack of security shocked even some illegal immigrants. One Turkish migrant, who told Fox he had paid around $10,000 to a cartel, said that Americans should be concerned by what he had seen. "In fact, American people is right, completely true. Who comes into this country? They don't know. OK, I'm good. But how if they're not good? How if they're killers, psychopath, else? No guarantee of that." "Like, no security, no security check, no background check," the migrant said, referring to his crossing into the United States. He said he worried about who is crossing the border, because "people are not normal."
During an interview with CBS News Immigration and Politics Reporter Camilo Montoya-Galvez, portions of which were released on Tuesday, Mayorkas claimed that the Biden administration has "done an extraordinary job to deal with an unprecedented level of migration," and that the unprecedented levels of "migration" are due to other factors. No doubt "other factors" include Donald Trump. Right, Alejandro? I'm not sure if Mayorkas is "just" a compulsive liar or a full-blown pathological liar.
Update: The illegal population in the US -- not the rate of illegal immigration, but the total number of illegal aliens in the country -- has doubled over the past three years. Must have been due to the 9% inflation-of-the-illegal-alien-population Biden inherited from Trump. Thanks to Village Idiot's Apprentice.
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Moonbeam at May 31, 2024 02:19 PM (rbKZ6)
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at May 31, 2024 02:20 PM (iSfV4)
Posted by: ace at May 31, 2024 02:20 PM (KRtlO)
Posted by: mail-in ballots are totes legit at May 31, 2024 02:20 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 31, 2024 02:21 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 31, 2024 02:21 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Moonbeam at May 31, 2024 02:21 PM (rbKZ6)
HUSKY!!!
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at May 31, 2024 02:21 PM (KRtlO)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 31, 2024 02:22 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: brak at May 31, 2024 02:22 PM (SNljJ)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 31, 2024 02:22 PM (xnBkj)
Posted by: jim (in Kaliforna) at May 31, 2024 02:22 PM (ynpvh)
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And that they may have concocted together to split the money between them. [willowed]
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 31, 2024 02:22 PM (ZdexC)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 31, 2024 02:22 PM (v6JzV)
Our nation is getting judged, good and hard.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at May 31, 2024 02:22 PM (JMAcK)
Posted by: Skip at May 31, 2024 02:22 PM (fwDg9)
Posted by: ace at May 31, 2024 02:20 PM (KRtlO)
If I didn't have a Teams meeting with my boss in 8 minutes, I'd be quenching my thirst.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 31, 2024 02:22 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: David French at May 31, 2024 02:22 PM (KRtlO)
Cuz someone did last thread.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 31, 2024 02:22 PM (Zz0t1)
If folks still commenting, it isn't an "ended" thread...
Posted by: jim (in Kaliforna) at May 31, 2024 02:23 PM (ynpvh)
I just threw up this link on the end of the last thread.
Concerning illegal immigrants....guess what happened
https://tinyurl.com/mv7a9w6h
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 31, 2024 02:23 PM (a1415)
Posted by: No one of any consequence. at May 31, 2024 02:23 PM (VuZH8)
... just... come on, man, fucking.... dude. Seriously.
This fucking guy.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 31, 2024 02:23 PM (BpZ5k)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 31, 2024 02:23 PM (P9xGM)
Posted by: ace got most of his posts done last night and just finished the last ones at May 31, 2024 02:23 PM (KRtlO)
Posted by: Skip at May 31, 2024 02:23 PM (fwDg9)
Posted by: Denverians? at May 31, 2024 02:24 PM (6A9NB)
I'm tanned, rested, and ready!
Posted by: And at May 31, 2024 02:24 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: ace got most of his posts done last night and just finished the last ones at May 31, 2024 02:24 PM (KRtlO)
Posted by: David French at May 31, 2024 02:22 PM (KRtlO)
I woulda thought TRI-CURIOUS; a dick in all three of your orifices.
http://tiny.cc/xrebyz
Posted by: jim (in Kaliforna) at May 31, 2024 02:24 PM (ynpvh)
The Dems will spend the civil surplus until the word "civilization" barely describes us.
Posted by: Axeman at May 31, 2024 02:24 PM (krQz2)
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"Proximity to the U.S. border?"
Do these Denver officials even know how far away their city is from *any* U.S. border?
Idiots.
(SPOILER: It's 637 miles from Denver to El Paso. The TXMOME is closer to me than that...)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 31, 2024 02:24 PM (BpYfr)
Posted by: Oddbob at May 31, 2024 02:25 PM (YRLE8)
Free advertising! Sounds like a win to us!
https://tinyurl.com/46vy7rsa
Posted by: KFC at May 31, 2024 02:25 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Denverians? at May 31, 2024 02:24 PM (6A9NB)
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I believe Mencken has a phrase for this....
Or was that Chesterton?
Posted by: Axeman at May 31, 2024 02:25 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: No one of any consequence. at May 31, 2024 02:25 PM (VuZH8)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 31, 2024 02:25 PM (BpZ5k)
Posted by: Axeman at May 31, 2024 02:26 PM (krQz2)
If you build it, they will come...
Posted by: Speller at May 31, 2024 02:26 PM (pSotA)
Posted by: ace got most of his posts done last night and just finished the last ones at May 31, 2024 02:23 PM
Time to contemplatively contemplate Phas3?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 31, 2024 02:26 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: ... at May 31, 2024 02:26 PM (G8NR0)
do you wait until 12 am Christmas Day to look forward to Christmas?
Posted by: ace got most of his posts done last night and just finished the last ones at May 31, 2024 02:26 PM (KRtlO)
Posted by: No one of any consequence. at May 31, 2024 02:26 PM (VuZH8)
Get out of Denver, baby.
Get out of Denver.
Posted by: Axeman at May 31, 2024 02:26 PM (krQz2)
"Escape from New York"
"Escape from LA"
"Escape from Denver"
...
Posted by: jim (in Kaliforna) at May 31, 2024 02:26 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 31, 2024 02:26 PM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 31, 2024 02:27 PM (a1415)
Posted by: Piper at May 31, 2024 02:27 PM (GMx4K)
Yeah, seriously. I am contemplating it.
I like the Phas3 branding. Maybe that's just the marketing lift I need to get this project stood up on its feet.
Posted by: ace got most of his posts done last night and just finished the last ones at May 31, 2024 02:27 PM (KRtlO)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 31, 2024 02:27 PM (B1FKF)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 31, 2024 02:25 PM (BpZ5k)
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Because I came up with the Grand-unified field theory in the womb!
Posted by: Terrence Howard, Super-Genius at May 31, 2024 02:27 PM (krQz2)
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We pay people to not work.
We pay people to break the law.
We pay people to be activists advocating that we pay more people.
This always ends extremely well.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 31, 2024 02:28 PM (d04cU)
We were Catholic. We did not get to open any presents until after going to Mass.
LOL. Every one us got up and went to 6 am Mass.
Posted by: No one of any consequence. at May 31, 2024 02:28 PM (VuZH8)
You wouldn't believe the number of Morehouse Men I have working on David French's wife's snizz, and I'm not joking.
Posted by: Joe Biden at May 31, 2024 02:28 PM (KRtlO)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 31, 2024 02:27 PM (B1FKF)
Chicken-fried bacon cheese dog?
Posted by: jim (in Kaliforna) at May 31, 2024 02:28 PM (ynpvh)
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No, you didn't.
If you had, your program would have taken legal residents and citizens into account.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 31, 2024 02:28 PM (d04cU)
- n. diamcominium
Posted by: Eromero at May 31, 2024 02:28 PM (o2ZRX)
Posted by: gnats local 678
It looks delicious.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 31, 2024 02:28 PM (v6JzV)
They're not cutting the cop budget, are they??
/sarc
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 31, 2024 02:29 PM (ZdexC)
Posted by: ELP at May 31, 2024 02:29 PM (lZVy/)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 31, 2024 02:29 PM (B1FKF)
Posted by: ... at May 31, 2024 02:29 PM (G8NR0)
Posted by: ... at May 31, 2024 02:30 PM (G8NR0)
a) has no idea what they're saying
b) is bullshitting.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at May 31, 2024 02:30 PM (mUnoX)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 31, 2024 02:30 PM (P9xGM)
That is because they have an inexhaustible supply of mail-in "votes" to harvest in every major city from poor/dissolute people who will happily take a few bucks in exchange for their ballot.
Posted by: Brian at May 31, 2024 02:30 PM (Aa4po)
Posted by: It's me donna at May 31, 2024 02:30 PM (Akjoo)
Local place sells what they call 'The Unicorn'.
1/4 pound all beef hot dog.
On a bun, with whipped cream, sprinkles....and chili.
Mrs VIA said it was surprisingly good tasting.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 31, 2024 02:30 PM (a1415)
Space Ice > Pitch Meeting
Posted by: ace at May 31, 2024 02:30 PM (KRtlO)
Mom and Dad slept in.
Mom would start a turkey about 11 pm on Christmas Eve and get up at 6 to take it out of the oven (21 lb turkey). Then go back to bed.
Posted by: No one of any consequence. at May 31, 2024 02:30 PM (VuZH8)
This relates to Powerline's point. You want to arrest democrats. The treason is being done everywhere around you. If you see an illegal, then Catholic Charities, a democrat, and a dozen or so feds have broken the law.
So, I think certain parts of Texas and IDK other semi-border states can arrest literally anyone they want, from mayorkas to the pink pussy hat troll giving them hotel rooms.
Posted by: blog nsa agent at May 31, 2024 02:30 PM (H/ddG)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 31, 2024 02:30 PM (P9xGM)
Posted by: ELP at May 31, 2024 02:29 PM (lZVy/)
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I'll wait for the Gypsy Queen.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at May 31, 2024 02:30 PM (mUnoX)
Posted by: ... at May 31, 2024 02:29 PM (G8NR0)
https://youtu.be/0thnAQKadpo
Posted by: jim (in Kaliforna) at May 31, 2024 02:30 PM (ynpvh)
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What about the Hispanics who want illegal immigration stopped, Fake Jake? Are they racist against Brown People (TM) too?
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One of the left's great errors - its consequences haven't been felt yet, but they made error - is assuming that people are monoliths. Not even the most monolithic populations - urban blacks and single suburban white women come immediately to mind - are all *that* uniform. Latinos aren't monolithic at all.
But the greatest error is the assumption that these non-monoliths would be mutually monolithic - that is, that they'd be monolithic *together.*
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 31, 2024 02:30 PM (d04cU)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 31, 2024 02:30 PM (P9xGM)
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It's intense.
Posted by: Axeman at May 31, 2024 02:30 PM (krQz2)
It's very hard to sympathize with Denverites.
Posted by: Denverians? at May 31, 2024 02:24 PM (6A9NB)
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I believe Mencken has a phrase for this....
Or was that Chesterton?
Posted by: Axeman at May 31, 2024 02:25 PM (krQz2)
Chesterton.
He called them-
"assholes".
Posted by: naturalfake at May 31, 2024 02:31 PM (eDfFs)
Posted by: No one of any consequence. at May 31, 2024 02:31 PM (VuZH8)
Posted by: polynikes at May 31, 2024 02:32 PM (SHMXB)
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How else can they convey their contempt for American people? But then again those who vote for them deserve the contempt.
Posted by: Decaf at May 31, 2024 02:32 PM (unUNN)
Posted by: ...
I once had a coworker who claimed to like Monday because she had five whole days to accomplish her objectives, and to dislike Friday for the converse reason -- that there were no more days in which to do so.
Nice lady, and good to work with, but I always found that point of view exceedingly odd.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 31, 2024 02:32 PM (v6JzV)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 31, 2024 02:29 PM
Would you like some gravy on your biscuits?
Posted by: Jeffrey "The Toob" Toobin at May 31, 2024 02:32 PM (a3Q+t)
Mom and Dad slept in.
Mom would start a turkey about 11 pm on Christmas Eve and get up at 6 to take it out of the oven (21 lb turkey). Then go back to bed.
Posted by: No one of any consequence. at May 31, 2024 02:30 PM (VuZH
Mom would start the turkey at 3 a.m. and have the meal ready by 7 a.m. She was crazy that way. Tried her best when I was younger (although some very bizarre punishments). Went off the rails when I was a teen. Drugged my Dad's food and drink.
Posted by: jim (in Kaliforna) at May 31, 2024 02:33 PM (ynpvh)
*checks map*
Yep, it's still in THE MIDDLE OF THE FUCKING COUNTRY!!!!
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at May 31, 2024 02:33 PM (mUnoX)
Perhaps she had no life outside of work?
Posted by: No one of any consequence. at May 31, 2024 02:33 PM (VuZH8)
Posted by: No one of any consequence
I used to love her,
But I had to kill her.
Posted by: Guns and Roses at May 31, 2024 02:33 PM (JCZqz)
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Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want and deserve to get it good and hard.
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Denver is experiencing "our democracy".
Posted by: Axeman at May 31, 2024 02:33 PM (krQz2)
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So they have mobile phones.
And credit cards (or bank cards).
And those bank cards work in the United States.
Where'd they come from? I assume that the source of these is those shoeboxes full of prepaid open-loop gift cards that used to make the news back during one of the Obama Administrations. At that time, they were reported as being a cash-trafficking mechanism for the cartels to repatriate drug money. That may be true, but those prepaid open-loop gift cards (Visa, MasterCard, AmEx branded cards that work anywhere) only work in the United States. It's part of the terms of service. Try to use one outside the country - even if it's just a foreign eCommerce site - and it is declined.
Those shoeboxes full of gift cards were always going to come back, and I suspect this is how they come back. The cartels foot the bill for these people, in exchange for that "money sent to my family back home." This is probably the "per diem."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 31, 2024 02:33 PM (d04cU)
They are getting what they want.
Quit bitching now that the consequences have arrived.
Posted by: Czech Chick at May 31, 2024 02:34 PM (fpVC1)
I dunno his plots keep getting sillier. I like the older stuff better I think. But he's funny and not woke.
Posted by: ... at May 31, 2024 02:34 PM (G8NR0)
Yep, it's still in THE MIDDLE OF THE FUCKING COUNTRY!!!!
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at May 31, 2024 02:33 PM (mUnoX)
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Like Arizona!
Posted by: Sheila Jackson Lee at May 31, 2024 02:34 PM (krQz2)
Nice lady, and good to work with, but I always found that point of view exceedingly odd.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 31, 2024 02:32 PM (v6JzV)
I always worked to live and not lived to work.
Posted by: polynikes at May 31, 2024 02:34 PM (SHMXB)
"I don't know. Things were fine under Obama."
"Fucking Trump."
"Yeah, fuck that guy."
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 31, 2024 02:34 PM (BpZ5k)
They are getting what they want.
Quit bitching now that the consequences have arrived.
Posted by: Czech Chick at May 31, 2024 02:34 PM (fpVC1)
Strangely, I bet not ALL the Denver pop voted for it...
Posted by: jim (in Kaliforna) at May 31, 2024 02:34 PM (ynpvh)
Must have been due to the 9% inflation-of-the-illegal-alien-population Biden inherited from Trump.
Thanks to Village Idiot's Apprentice.
Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 02:20 PM
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10 million have crossed illegally since Joetato took over.
Are people insinuating that there were only 10 million illegals here previous to that, because that stupid number is 1 million lower than the number during the Reagan administration!
Posted by: OneEyedJack at May 31, 2024 02:35 PM (FCbAQ)
Furthermore, if you have immigrated here, even legally, if you are found guilty of a crime or go on the dole, you should be returned to your country of origin.
Posted by: SkylerKat at May 31, 2024 02:35 PM (SXIn9)
When this thing blows up it will be Biblical.
Posted by: Common Tater at May 31, 2024 02:35 PM (I8Xka)
Posted by: torabora at May 31, 2024 02:36 PM (I0kUP)
It's been downhill ever since.
Posted by: No one of any consequence. at May 31, 2024 02:36 PM (VuZH8)
Posted by: OneEyedJack at May 31, 2024 02:35 PM (FCbAQ)
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That sounds low.
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 31, 2024 02:36 PM (DRSnL)
They are getting what they want.
Quit bitching now that the consequences have arrived.
Posted by: Czech Chick at May 31, 2024 02:34 PM (fpVC1)
Strangely, I bet not ALL the Denver pop voted for it...
Posted by: jim (in Kaliforna) at May 31, 2024 02:34 PM (ynpvh)
Shush, you!
Posted by: mail-in ballots are totes legit at May 31, 2024 02:36 PM (llON8)
The illegals were everywhere, even before the world ended in 2020. The vagrants populated every major intersection, even in my nice western suburb. In early 2019, the big interstate interchange about three miles from my house got its very own vagrant camp. It was rousted and dispersed within a week. In early 2020, it came back. It did not get rousted. The gas stations and shops in the area immediately became filthy and dangerous.
Three miles from my house, in what was otherwise still - for the time being - a nice part of town.
It was time to leave. The cancer radiating out from Denver along the interstate corridors had reached my town, and was entrenching.
I do not regret leaving.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 31, 2024 02:36 PM (d04cU)
Posted by: OneEyedJack at May 31, 2024 02:35 PM (FCbAQ)
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That sounds low.
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 31, 2024 02:36 PM (DRSnL)
By definition, it's hard to count those sneaking in...especially if the counters are told not to count.
Posted by: jim (in Kaliforna) at May 31, 2024 02:37 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: jim (in Kaliforna) at May 31, 2024 02:34 PM (ynpvh)
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Less than half the German people voted for the Nazis.
But they got the Nazis.
Posted by: Axeman at May 31, 2024 02:37 PM (krQz2)
They are getting what they want.
Quit bitching now that the consequences have arrived.
Posted by: Czech Chick at May 31, 2024 02:34 PM (fpVC1)
And the rest of Colorado pays for it. Just like everything else.
Posted by: Current Coloradoan, Future Floridian at May 31, 2024 02:37 PM (lZVy/)
When this thing blows up it will be Biblical.
Posted by: Common Tater
It seems that what can't go on forever WILL go on forever and forever. Modern Monetary More Moola for All
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 31, 2024 02:37 PM (63Dwl)
Of course it is impossible for Banana Joe
Posted by: Joe Manchin at May 31, 2024 02:37 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: polynikes at May 31, 2024 02:38 PM (SHMXB)
Posted by: jim (in Kaliforna) at May 31, 2024 02:34 PM (ynpvh)
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Less than half the German people voted for the Nazis.
But they got the Nazis.
Posted by: Axeman at May 31, 2024 02:37 PM (krQz2)
Well, that explains a great deal about this admin.
Posted by: jim (in Kaliforna) at May 31, 2024 02:38 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: No one of any consequence. at May 31, 2024 02:38 PM (VuZH8)
I do not regret leaving.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 31, 2024 02:36 PM (d04cU)
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Californicated I think.
Posted by: Axeman at May 31, 2024 02:38 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 31, 2024 02:38 PM (P9xGM)
Posted by: torabora
Comrade, there are homes everywhere. Take them.
Posted by: ESG POLITRUK at May 31, 2024 02:38 PM (IG4Id)
well that's the number they claim when they try to hustle us into granting amnesty to "only" these 11 million
Posted by: ace at May 31, 2024 02:38 PM (KRtlO)
Who counts the votes in the most populous jurisdictions in those swing states?
Then ask, who are the people who are going to raise a finger and make a real effort to ensure those votes are counted fairly and accurately (no dead people or non-citizens votes counted)?
Answer: No blowhard dumb ass shitheads like you and your butt buddy CBD.
Posted by: Not Fat Dumb Ron at May 31, 2024 02:38 PM (jrosk)
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It was time to leave. The cancer radiating out from Denver along the interstate corridors had reached my town, and was entrenching.
I do not regret leaving.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 31, 2024 02:36 PM (d04cU)
I was a bit further north, and while it wasn't as bad locally, nothing good could come of having Polesucker as governor.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 31, 2024 02:38 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 31, 2024 02:38 PM (P9xGM)
Why would someone name a city after a pen that contains donkeys?
Posted by: jim (in Kaliforna) at May 31, 2024 02:38 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: No one of any consequence. at May 31, 2024 02:39 PM (VuZH8)
1) you're never kicking them out,
2) they must get jobs, and
3) the border is hermetically sealed, so as to not pose a lure to further immigration.
At this point, only condition 1 has been met. I'm not saying I favor forced repatriation, only that we as a country don't seem to have the stomach for it.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 31, 2024 02:39 PM (xCA6C)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 31, 2024 02:39 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: ace at May 31, 2024 02:38 PM (KRtlO)
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That's "just the tip".
Posted by: Axeman at May 31, 2024 02:39 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: No one of any consequence. at May 31, 2024 02:39 PM (VuZH8)
Posted by: ... at May 31, 2024 02:39 PM (G8NR0)
Types, deletes x 1000!
Posted by: AnchorPoint at May 31, 2024 02:39 PM (qgPFD)
Furthermore, if you have immigrated here, even legally, if you are found guilty of a crime or go on the dole, you should be returned to your country of origin.
Posted by: SkylerKat at May 31, 2024 02:35 PM (SXIn9)
Technically that's already the law.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 31, 2024 02:40 PM (eYoxG)
Posted by: jim (in Kaliforna) at May 31, 2024 02:38 PM (ynpvh)
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I dunno, Lloyd, the French are assholes.
Posted by: Harry Dunne at May 31, 2024 02:40 PM (mUnoX)
Posted by: deadrody at May 31, 2024 02:40 PM (qf6NU)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 31, 2024 02:40 PM (L/fGl)
Posted by: Cheri at May 31, 2024 02:40 PM (oiNtH)
Oregon decriminalized it first.
Posted by: No one of any consequence. at May 31, 2024 02:39 PM (VuZH
Is there non-recreational weed?
Posted by: jim (in Kaliforna) at May 31, 2024 02:40 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: polynikes at May 31, 2024 02:40 PM (SHMXB)
Correction:
I'm not saying I don't favor forced repatriation, only that we as a country don't seem to have the stomach for it.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 31, 2024 02:40 PM (xCA6C)
Posted by: Phas3 Project Manager at May 31, 2024 02:40 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Emmie at May 31, 2024 02:40 PM (Sf2cq)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 31, 2024 02:40 PM (IXZGh)
Posted by: Moonbeam at May 31, 2024 02:41 PM (rbKZ6)
1) you're never kicking them out,
2) they must get jobs, and
3) the border is hermetically sealed, so as to not pose a lure to further immigration.
At this point, only condition 1 has been met. I'm not saying I favor forced repatriation, only that we as a country don't seem to have the stomach for it.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 31, 2024 02:39 PM (xCA6C)
Who needs "forced repatriation"? How did they get here in the first place, on a magic carpet? So if you cut off the welfare, how would they get back home if they wanted to?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 31, 2024 02:41 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Axeman at May 31, 2024 02:38 PM (krQz2)
++++
Oh yes. Colorado - via the Denver Metro - was colonized. Twice, actually.
The first time was in the 90s, courtesy of the telecom boom. There big 'ole waves of outsourcing from the Pacific coast to "low-cost" Denver (and it was, by comparison). The telecom bust put an end to it, and Colorado somewhat normalized.
Then the recovering tech boom and California's skyrocketing costs set in, and the next wave of outsourcing to the interior began. Denver was a major target. It got rich, but it also got expensive and got populated primarily by Silicon Valley types. They didn't leave CA because they had to, or because they got sick of it, they left for their jobs. They didn't hate CA, and they didn't hate CO. They brought their attitudes and politics with them. They finished the colonization activity, and the DNC made it an active laboratory.
CO went 100% cheat-by-mail as soon as the Dems picked up majorities, and the rest is history.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 31, 2024 02:41 PM (d04cU)
Oregon decriminalized it first.
Posted by: No one of any consequence. at May 31, 2024 02:39 PM (VuZH
Is there non-recreational weed?
Posted by: jim (in Kaliforna) at May 31, 2024 02:40 PM (ynp
Colorado was the first to legally sell it.
Posted by: polynikes at May 31, 2024 02:41 PM (SHMXB)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 31, 2024 02:39 PM (63Dwl)
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Until the decay sets in.
And oh, and black markets exist for more reasons than just controlled substances.
Posted by: Axeman at May 31, 2024 02:41 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 31, 2024 02:42 PM (OcudU)
You have mental issues.
Posted by: polynikes at May 31, 2024 02:40 PM (SHMXB)
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Adderall is expensive.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at May 31, 2024 02:42 PM (mUnoX)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 31, 2024 02:42 PM (P9xGM)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 31, 2024 02:42 PM (v6JzV)
At this point, only condition 1 has been met. I'm not saying I favor forced repatriation, only that we as a country don't seem to have the stomach for it.
Posted by: Archimedes
Operation Wetback II. Eisenhower would approve.
Posted by: I Like Ike at May 31, 2024 02:42 PM (lZVy/)
Oregon decriminalized it first.
Posted by: No one of any consequence. at May 31, 2024 02:39 PM (VuZH
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Downtown Portland is a fine tribute to that event.
Soon, Downtown Denver will serve as its monument as well.
Posted by: Axeman at May 31, 2024 02:42 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 31, 2024 02:42 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: jim (in Kaliforna) at May 31, 2024 02:38 PM (ynpvh)
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I dunno, Lloyd, the French are assholes.
Posted by: Harry Dunne at May 31, 2024 02:40 PM (mUnoX)
http://tiny.cc/ctebyz
Posted by: jim (in Kaliforna) at May 31, 2024 02:42 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy
Denver is not that close to Aspen.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 31, 2024 02:43 PM (L/fGl)
Posted by: ... at May 31, 2024 02:43 PM (G8NR0)
Posted by: JT at May 31, 2024 02:43 PM (T4tVD)
Citizenship in the US has been slowly converted into an actual liability.
It's not happenstance.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 31, 2024 02:43 PM (MeG8a)
Posted by: JT at May 31, 2024 02:43 PM (T4tVD)
Posted by: jim (in Kaliforna) at May 31, 2024 02:40 PM (ynpvh)
Medical weed.
Posted by: polynikes at May 31, 2024 02:43 PM (SHMXB)
You have mental issues.
Posted by: polynikes at May 31, 2024 02:40 PM (SHMXB)
Isn't a brain a prerequisite for mental illness?
Posted by: jim (in Kaliforna) at May 31, 2024 02:44 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks,
It is closer to aspen than Loredo.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 31, 2024 02:44 PM (P9xGM)
Posted by: Emmie at May 31, 2024 02:44 PM (Sf2cq)
Posted by: ... at May 31, 2024 02:43 PM (G8NR0)
Look at the bright side.
At least you didn't find out that your prostitute is your sister.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 31, 2024 02:44 PM (BpZ5k)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 31, 2024 02:44 PM (tT6L1)
Posted by: jim (in Kaliforna) at May 31, 2024 02:40 PM (ynpvh)
Medical weed.
Posted by: polynikes at May 31, 2024 02:43 PM (SHMXB)
But that's not being banned...what kinda weed is banned?
Posted by: jim (in Kaliforna) at May 31, 2024 02:44 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 31, 2024 02:39 PM (63Dwl)
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Until the decay sets in.
And oh, and black markets exist for more reasons than just controlled substances.
Posted by: Axeman at May 31, 2024 02:41 PM
The legal weed farmers are going broke here. The billionaire money supply has dried up.
Posted by: CaliGirl at May 31, 2024 02:44 PM (3YdrS)
Posted by: XTC at May 31, 2024 02:44 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: ... at May 31, 2024 02:43 PM (G8NR0)
++++
Bummer.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 31, 2024 02:44 PM (d04cU)
Where do I sign up?
Posted by: Chemist at May 31, 2024 02:44 PM (HJMJw)
We do. If I understand your rather hostile question correctly, you're assuming that a welfare cutoff would make them go home. I don't think so. Many are, in fact, here to work, and while many use welfare (why wouldn't they, we're stupid enough to provide it), I very much doubt they'd choose repatriation over staying, even without it.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 31, 2024 02:44 PM (xCA6C)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks,
It is closer to aspen than Loredo.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 31, 2024 02:44 PM (P9xGM)
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Too close for comfort.
Posted by: Aspen at May 31, 2024 02:44 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: ... at May 31, 2024 02:43 PM (G8NR0)
Look at the bright side.
At least you didn't find out that your prostitute is your sister.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 31, 2024 02:44 PM (BpZ5k)
That would cost more.
Posted by: The Biden Family at May 31, 2024 02:45 PM (ynpvh)
Types, deletes x 1000!
Posted by: AnchorPoint at May 31, 2024 02:39 PM (qgPFD)
Some other Moron said earlier that when most of the average schmoes start thinking this way, nothing good happens.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 31, 2024 02:45 PM (llON8)
Funny how being older makes one more cautious.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, with a drawer full of pieces of flair at May 31, 2024 02:45 PM (xPJvm)
Whoring is honest work.
At least she's not a politician.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 31, 2024 02:45 PM (a1415)
A Manhattan jury of five women and seven men convicted Trump on 34 counts of falsification of business records Thursday after nearly 12 hours of deliberations. Dershowitz said on a special edition of “The Dershow” that he predicted the conviction multiple times, including in his book, “Get Trump,” before saying that he believes appellate judges will be reluctant to overturn the jury’s decision because they might be biased against the former president.
Posted by: SMOD at May 31, 2024 02:46 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 31, 2024 02:46 PM (P9xGM)
68 million?! That's assuming, of course, that the 34 million estimate and the 11 million official numbers that we've been using for thirty years are accurate.
Posted by: t-bird at May 31, 2024 02:46 PM (hKf3k)
Answer: No blowhard dumb ass shitheads like you and your butt buddy CBD.
These are the words of a man whose boyfriend did not apply lube properly and has a scorching cockburn all up inside his colon.
Posted by: ace at May 31, 2024 02:46 PM (KRtlO)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 31, 2024 02:46 PM (xnBkj)
Posted by: Current Coloradoan
We have people from the front range moving here on the Western Slope from Denver to escape the shit-show of that city. Our town is declared a Non-Sanctuary city but the problem is, they can't stop illegals coming here through NGO's or Church charities.
Posted by: Cheri at May 31, 2024 02:46 PM (oiNtH)
I guess it's up to SCOTUS.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 31, 2024 02:47 PM (xCA6C)
Posted by: Cheri at May 31, 2024 02:40 PM (oiNtH)
"Immigration is the sincerest form of flattery."
Plus word got out that we're a nation of suckers.
Posted by: pookysgirl, plenty cynical at May 31, 2024 02:47 PM (dtlDP)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 31, 2024 02:44 PM
Neither. It's business as usual.
But I sense the *everyday* left are still stinging from 2016 and don't want to overplay this. They won't be able to help it but the cheat is in place so I don't think it actually matters.But knowing they're as miserable today as they were yesterday is very warming.
They're like the dog that got the car. Mind you I'm talking the everyday left. The real left aren't stopping, the elected right are more than happy to watch us burn, and I've been warning about it since probably 2009.
Posted by: ... at May 31, 2024 02:47 PM (G8NR0)
Posted by: Franklin Stein at May 31, 2024 02:47 PM (38eU4)
Posted by: JT at May 31, 2024 02:47 PM (T4tVD)
Posted by: The non-Front portion of Colorado at May 31, 2024 02:47 PM (a3Q+t)
Oregon was still sane then, California was starting to peak on the BEL Orange Sunshine, but still reasonably lucid.
Posted by: Common Tater at May 31, 2024 02:47 PM (I8Xka)
And he's probably right
Posted by: It's me donna at May 31, 2024 02:48 PM (Akjoo)
Posted by: ace at May 31, 2024 02:48 PM (KRtlO)
Posted by: Cheri at May 31, 2024 02:40 PM (oiNtH)
"Immigration is the sincerest form of flattery."
Plus word got out that we're a nation of suckers.
Posted by: pookysgirl, plenty cynical at May 31, 2024 02:47 PM (dtlDP)
What gives people that idea?
Posted by: Kumala at May 31, 2024 02:48 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at May 31, 2024 02:48 PM (YIxO9)
@greg_price11
Joe Biden is asked a question about Donald Trump being a political prisoner by his government.
He grins for a few seconds before walking out of the room without saying anything.
https://shorturl.at/NbbFo
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Smooth.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 31, 2024 02:48 PM (L/fGl)
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Where can I get paid to write stupid obvious shit and make it sound super smart
Posted by: ... at May 31, 2024 02:49 PM (G8NR0)
And he's probably right
There's a picture going around showing 5 black female justices, and implying they'll be the ones to decide the case in appellate court. I have no idea if that's accurate.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 31, 2024 02:49 PM (xCA6C)
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Holy-istic shit!
Posted by: ShainS -- 'Guilty Until Proven Guilty' Future 'Convicted Felon' at May 31, 2024 02:49 PM (5jE4B)
http://tiny.cc/mtebyz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 31, 2024 02:49 PM (d04cU)
Posted by: jim (in Kaliforna) at May 31, 2024 02:44 PM (ynpvh)
I don’t understand your question / point. Recreational Weed use is illegal in Texas though they are trying to decriminalize it, which again is not the same as legalizing it.
Posted by: polynikes at May 31, 2024 02:49 PM (SHMXB)
First of all, if that's the truth, it would prove it's an illegitimate verdict. Because neither the chanting of "Lock her up" or encouraging the chanting is illegal (at this point). Thus if this were the direct fallout from that it proves that it is simple retribution for legal acts.
Second of all, we wouldn't be talking about this if they had kept to chanting. Chanting is not researching how to charge somebody. It's not changing laws, reverting the statute of limitations. It's not charging and trying somebody and convicting them.
All you're saying is that if we don't like your legal actions, we're coming after you in the same theme.
Posted by: Axeman at May 31, 2024 02:49 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: N at May 31, 2024 02:49 PM (g1nZ5)
Dems and GOPe will keep raising taxes on the productive, to fund the lower migrant and illegal class. As the illegal numbers rise to 40-100 million, only those in government will be (relatively) safe from the low wages and crime that was ushered in under The Regime.
It will be (or is) a banana republic, but that is how Communism is Done Right.
Posted by: illiniwek at May 31, 2024 02:49 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 31, 2024 02:48 PM (L/fGl)
++++
Very.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 31, 2024 02:49 PM (d04cU)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 31, 2024 02:50 PM (d04cU)
Posted by: Axeman at May 31, 2024 02:50 PM (krQz2)
Her head is too small for her body. She looks like Tony Shalhoub in Men in Black.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 31, 2024 02:50 PM (xCA6C)
Cross the border into any of those states and it's nothing but billboards of head shops.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 31, 2024 02:50 PM (Zz0t1)
I'm not sure what the next steps would be after that but, I can see an appellate court doing just that.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 31, 2024 02:50 PM (tT6L1)
Posted by: The Barrel at May 31, 2024 02:50 PM (d04cU)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, with a drawer full of pieces of flair at May 31, 2024 02:45 PM
On the plus side, you don't get chided for being too cynical.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 31, 2024 02:50 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Kumala at May 31, 2024 02:48 PM (ynpvh)
I'm so out of it from my cold that I didn't think of that first and now am disgusted with myself. Well, and Kumala, but that's perpetual.
Posted by: pookysgirl, hanging her head in shame at May 31, 2024 02:50 PM (dtlDP)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 31, 2024 02:51 PM (P9xGM)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 31, 2024 02:46 PM (P9xGM
The culture of the state used to be independence of mind. But then some lefty billionaires targeted the state, mail-in ballots happened, and the left took over.
Posted by: Emmie at May 31, 2024 02:51 PM (Sf2cq)
...
Fox witnessed groups of illegal immigrants from Pakistan, China, India and Turkey wandering.
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*checks map*
Huh, that's weird. As far as I can tell, the US doesn't share a border with Colombia, Pakistan, China, India, or Turkey. Huh.
Posted by: Cave Johnson at May 31, 2024 02:51 PM (w4FWG)
I was the last of my friends to quit smoking pot. I loved it. But, you know, family responsibilities and a profession outweigh selfish desires.
Posted by: No one of any consequence. at May 31, 2024 02:51 PM (VuZH8)
There are a number of interviews and profiles with that Sarah Plastino. AWFL immigration lawyer with kids. Spews all the right words and phrases without thinking. As brainwashed and deluded as that new NPR lady. Completely detached from the consequences of what she advocates and gladly working for the USA's and people like her's demise. These are the people that make Biden open border policy possible.
Posted by: Ripley at May 31, 2024 02:51 PM (JojsZ)
https://tinyurl.com/mr2m8dav
Posted by: Outside of Life at May 31, 2024 02:51 PM (89Sog)
Posted by: Axeman at May 31, 2024 02:51 PM (krQz2)
Why? He could not find a fucking job... and his rent was raised by over 30% because of the lack of housing due to???
Oh... thousands of illegals getting free rent.
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 31, 2024 02:51 PM (xaFKb)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 31, 2024 02:50 PM (tT6L1)
Agreed.. I don't see any Court in NY throwing this out which leaves SCOTUS and that's iffy too...
Posted by: It's me donna at May 31, 2024 02:51 PM (Akjoo)
Posted by: Emmie at May 31, 2024 02:51 PM (Sf2cq)
Answer: No blowhard dumb ass shitheads like you and your butt buddy CBD.
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I believe this is from Hallmark's Conviction Day line of greeting cards.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 31, 2024 02:52 PM (L/fGl)
Posted by: polynikes at May 31, 2024 02:32 PM (SHMXB)
He might very likely be someone who would be good for the country, and raise his next generation as Americans. Unfortunately for him and for us, the law is the law and for every one of him there are orders of magnitude more folks not like him.
Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I AM The Science at May 31, 2024 02:52 PM (lg881)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 31, 2024 02:52 PM (P9xGM)
"We designed this program to be holistic," said Sarah Plastino, who is in charge of the city's response.
Whenever someone starts using the word "holistic," hold on to your wallets and try to cling to your sanity, because it's going to get stupid fast.
See also "comprehensive." Secure your wallet and your cornhole, it's about to get sporty.
Posted by: Euphemisms for getting buttraped at May 31, 2024 02:52 PM (k3d8O)
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 31, 2024 02:52 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 31, 2024 02:52 PM (tT6L1)
Whoring is honest work.
Posted by: Village
You have her phone?
Posted by: N at May 31, 2024 02:52 PM (g1nZ5)
If it wasn't Biden, it would be some other plasticine puppet. The left is the problem, not one man.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 31, 2024 02:52 PM (xCA6C)
Wouldn't the appeal go to the Second Circuit? What is the order of appeals?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at May 31, 2024 02:52 PM (mUnoX)
https://tinyurl.com/mr2m8dav
Posted by: Outside of Life at May 31, 2024 02:51 PM (89Sog)
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I guess it means that holding out for porkbarrel considerations has paled in importance to him.
Posted by: Axeman at May 31, 2024 02:53 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Franklin Stein at May 31, 2024 02:53 PM (38eU4)
That’s what they’re willing to admit to - 61 MILLION.
Remember when they told us it’s only 11 million since 1970’s?
Posted by: Lizzy at May 31, 2024 02:53 PM (Hkcdp)
Posted by: jim (in Kaliforna) at May 31, 2024 02:44 PM (ynpvh)
I don’t understand your question / point. Recreational Weed use is illegal in Texas though they are trying to decriminalize it, which again is not the same as legalizing it.
Posted by: polynikes at May 31, 2024 02:49 PM (SHMXB)
That's okay. Tongue in cheek. If there are only two uses of weed (recreational and medical), and both are allowed/decriminalized, then there is NO use of weed that a problem for a given state.
Posted by: Kumala at May 31, 2024 02:53 PM (ynpvh)
He grins for a few seconds before walking out of the room without saying anything.
https://shorturl.at/NbbFo
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Smooth.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
I once saw a similar smirk on the face of Nicolae Ceaușescu. Very briefly.
Posted by: Joe Mama at May 31, 2024 02:53 PM (lZVy/)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at May 31, 2024 02:52 PM (mUnoX)
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The appeals court that would apply is 9 black women.
Somebody posted a picture on X.
Posted by: Axeman at May 31, 2024 02:53 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Outside of Life at May 31, 2024 02:51 PM (89Sog)
++++
It means nothing. It means, "I will continuing caucusing with Democrats and contributing to their majority just like all the other so-called 'independents' in Congress as I attempt to capitalize on political discontent by publicly 'leaving the party' while changing nothing else in the hopes of feathering my nest a little bit."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 31, 2024 02:54 PM (d04cU)
No idea what that means, but Levin relates it to SCOTUS taking up Bush vs Gore.
Posted by: illiniwek at May 31, 2024 02:54 PM (Cus5s)
==
We do. If I understand your rather hostile question correctly, you're assuming that a welfare cutoff would make them go home. I don't think so. Many are, in fact, here to work, and while many use welfare (why wouldn't they, we're stupid enough to provide it), I very much doubt they'd choose repatriation over staying, even without it.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 31, 2024 02:44 PM (xCA6C)
There are way too many illegals in the US, and for all sorts of reasons. Sure, some are here to work. Others aren't. There seems to be a default assumption with many that it would be physically / logistically impossible to kick out all the invaders (completely independent of the political will), without any consideration for how they arrived let alone why they are here.
I *do* agree that some segments of this population will require more hmm, aggressive measures, but not all, and depending on the negative incentives towards staying, I don't think it would even be the majority.
But yeah, there's that political will thing.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 31, 2024 02:54 PM (llON8)
https://tinyurl.com/mr2m8dav
You've been shopping for some rather eclectic candles?
Posted by: Archimedes at May 31, 2024 02:54 PM (xCA6C)
Posted by: Skip at May 31, 2024 02:54 PM (fwDg9)
There are a number of interviews and profiles with that Sarah Plastino. AWFL immigration lawyer with kids. Spews all the right words and phrases without thinking. As brainwashed and deluded as that new NPR lady. Completely detached from the consequences of what she advocates and gladly working for the USA's and people like her's demise. These are the people that make Biden open border policy possible.
Posted by: Ripley at May 31, 2024 02:51 PM (JojsZ)
_____
She is almost surely also making a lot of money from this. I'm sure her immigration practice is raking in cash hand over fist.
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 31, 2024 02:54 PM (iFTx/)
Irish Italians Jews: nothing but criminals, drunks, can't, speak English, COMMUNISTS!! Papists who will never be true Americans but will always be subject to commands from the Vatican.
And Chinese??? worst of all taking jobs away from real Americans and agreeing to work for pennies
Back in those good old days the US population had the highest foreign born percentage (14%) in 1910. That is the same as now. The USA grew strong from those immigrants, it will again with this new blood
Posted by: paul at May 31, 2024 02:54 PM (En8R7)
I think. TBH I'm really just thinking of the Supreme Court and shouldn't have claimed I knew how lower appeals courts work.
Posted by: ace at May 31, 2024 02:54 PM (KRtlO)
Posted by: Archimedes
Same with that bikini redhead from the other day. Mannix must be into microcephaly.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 31, 2024 02:54 PM (v6JzV)
He grins for a few seconds before walking out of the room without saying anything.
https://shorturl.at/NbbFo
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Now, we can play the Imagine If Trump Did Something Like That Game.
Posted by: Axeman at May 31, 2024 02:54 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: ... at May 31, 2024 02:55 PM (G8NR0)
Posted by: 18-1 at May 31, 2024 02:55 PM (ibTVg)
Posted by: Cave Johnson at May 31, 2024 02:51 PM (w4FWG)
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You need the map that shows Denver as being near the Mexican border.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at May 31, 2024 02:55 PM (mUnoX)
______
IT MEANS NOTHING
Posted by: Ben Rafflesberger at May 31, 2024 02:55 PM (xnBkj)
Posted by: Axeman at May 31, 2024 02:50 PM (krQz2)
You too can add closing brackets after your name if you want to avoid this....
one for BOLD, bracket slash b closing bracket
one for
one for italics
one for underline
...
Posted by: Kumala at May 31, 2024 02:55 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: ace at May 31, 2024 02:48 PM
So, construction of Phas3, planning of Ph4se, and conceptualizing Pha5e?
It is good to have a pipeline of projects.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 31, 2024 02:55 PM (a3Q+t)
I *do* agree that some segments of this population will require more hmm, aggressive measures, but not all, and depending on the negative incentives towards staying, I don't think it would even be the majority.
But yeah, there's that political will thing.
I see no disagreement between us.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 31, 2024 02:55 PM (xCA6C)
Posted by: Axeman at May 31, 2024 02:56 PM (krQz2)
Think Hastert.
Posted by: torabora at May 31, 2024 02:56 PM (I0kUP)
Posted by: Bill Clinton at May 31, 2024 02:56 PM (Wb+1f)
Her head is too small for her body. She looks like Tony Shalhoub in Men in Black.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 31, 2024 02:50 PM (xCA6C)
The perspective of the photo is crap. Her head is too far away from the camera, her legs too close.
Posted by: Kumala at May 31, 2024 02:56 PM (ynpvh)
WV: who is this new independent candidate, Manchin? Maybe I will vote for him.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 31, 2024 02:56 PM (P9xGM)
"Politician accused of crime" is not some generalized fungible commodity you can smear around in the stupid asshole fantasy world you've constructed between your filthy ears. Which politician? Which crime? What is the evidence? Reality matters. These are two separate things. So knock it off with the "Yeah but" when your "yeah but" has precisely fuck-point-all to do with anything.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 31, 2024 02:56 PM (BpZ5k)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 31, 2024 02:56 PM (tT6L1)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 31, 2024 02:56 PM (ynpvh)
Solution: Get Hispanics as dependent as possible on the government teat as soon as they get into the country.
Posted by: 29Victor at May 31, 2024 02:57 PM (M+gBW)
There is no assimilation you fucking retard. I hope you get to experience the illegal immigrant problem up close and personal,
Posted by: polynikes at May 31, 2024 02:57 PM (SHMXB)
It could be done even more easily now.
If the government wanted to
Posted by: 18-1 at May 31, 2024 02:57 PM (ibTVg)
Posted by: paul at May 31, 2024 02:54 PM (En8R7)
Idiot. THEY say 14% foreign born... but with 1.5 Million LEGAL immigrants per year... over a 30 year period? That right there is 45 Million foreign born, which covers every damn bit of that 14% they admit to.
So, illegals just don't count? /spit
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 31, 2024 02:57 PM (xaFKb)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 31, 2024 02:56 PM (ynpvh)
++++
"Sucky Sock" sounds like some new thing available at the local adult store...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 31, 2024 02:57 PM (d04cU)
Posted by: Archimedes
Same with that bikini redhead from the other day. Mannix must be into microcephaly.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 31, 2024 02:54 PM
They're using a lens that's a little too wide for the shot. If you look at today's brunette, her feet appear large. That's an artifact of the same lens.
Some people would complain if they were hung with a new rope.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 31, 2024 02:58 PM (a3Q+t)
The first hotel is such a clusterf&$@ the police are called in a dozen times a day/night.
Of course the immigration right people are blaming this on the police.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 31, 2024 02:58 PM (Hkcdp)
Solution: Get Hispanics as dependent as possible on the government teat as soon as they get into the country.
Posted by: 29Victor at May 31, 2024 02:57 PM (M+gBW)
That ain't no teat...
https://youtu.be/X_epmoLeRGA
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 31, 2024 02:58 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 31, 2024 02:58 PM (xnBkj)
Solution: Get Hispanics as dependent as possible on the government teat as soon as they get into the country.
Posted by: 29Victor at May 31, 2024 02:57 PM
Also teach their children Marxism in schools and teach them to be perpetual victims. They are importing new voters, they don't like the ones they have.
Posted by: CaliGirl at May 31, 2024 02:59 PM (3YdrS)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 31, 2024 02:59 PM (tT6L1)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 31, 2024 02:56 PM (ynpvh)
++++
"Sucky Sock" sounds like some new thing available at the local adult store...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 31, 2024 02:57 PM (d04cU)
_____________
[Perks up]
-- Hunter Biden
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 31, 2024 02:59 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: ... at May 31, 2024 02:43 PM (G8NR0)
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Oh, no! Guess you're going to have to vote for Biden.
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 31, 2024 02:59 PM (DRSnL)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 31, 2024 02:59 PM (P9xGM)
Posted by: torabora at May 31, 2024 02:59 PM (I0kUP)
254 Black people aren't reproducing at an acceptable rate, but their Democrat Machine Voter Replacements, Hispanics, don't stay on social services for long enough to become generational Democrats.
Yeah rayray and his friends are having baby mommas by the score, but none of the baby daddys are home to raise the babies as civilized
Posted by: N at May 31, 2024 02:59 PM (g1nZ5)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 31, 2024 02:56 PM (ynpvh)
++++
"Sucky Sock" sounds like some new thing available at the local adult store...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 31, 2024 02:57 PM (d04cU)
She probably is.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 31, 2024 02:59 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: ... at May 31, 2024 02:59 PM (G8NR0)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 31, 2024 02:58 PM (xnBkj)
That's what I think
Posted by: It's me donna at May 31, 2024 02:59 PM (Akjoo)
Posted by: wth at May 31, 2024 02:59 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 31, 2024 02:59 PM (v6JzV)
Inflation Rises AGAIN in April.
Inflation continues to re-accelerate, rising again in April according to personal consumption expenditures (PCE) price index data released by the Biden government on Friday. The PCE index, an important measure of inflation for the Federal Reserve, rose by 0.3 percent last month, meaning inflation remains stubbornly around three percent — still above the central bank’s two percent target.
Posted by: Buster Hymandd at May 31, 2024 03:00 PM (/1UO6)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 31, 2024 03:00 PM (P9xGM)
Posted by: Archimedes at May 31, 2024 03:00 PM (xCA6C)
Posted by: N at May 31, 2024 03:01 PM (g1nZ5)
Posted by: ... at May 31, 2024 02:43 PM (G8NR0)
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Oh, no! Guess you're going to have to vote for Biden.
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 31, 2024 02:59 PM (DRSnL)
Maybe he's upset she'll no longer do him for free
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 31, 2024 03:01 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 31, 2024 02:57 PM (d04cU)
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Can't be any worse than a vajankle.
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 31, 2024 03:01 PM (DRSnL)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 31, 2024 03:01 PM (P9xGM)
Depends. What color is it?
Posted by: Archimedes at May 31, 2024 03:00 PM (xCA6C)
Also, an old rope has a better chance of breaking...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 31, 2024 03:01 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 31, 2024 03:01 PM (63Dwl)
Nah, he would do the opposite, he sees himself as the protector of the court
Posted by: N at May 31, 2024 03:02 PM (g1nZ5)
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 31, 2024 03:01 PM (DRSnL)
++++
:: wonders if "vajankle" is a real thing, either product or meme ::
:: considers looking it up ::
:: decides against looking it up ::
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 31, 2024 03:02 PM (d04cU)
If the government wanted to
Posted by: 18-1 at May 31, 2024 02:57 PM (ibTVg)
Step one: disallow business' tax write offs for wages for each employee's SSN, DoB, and name that are not matching
Posted by: Kindltot at May 31, 2024 03:02 PM (D7oie)
No idea what that means, but Levin relates it to SCOTUS taking up Bush vs Gore.
Posted by: illiniwek
We're through the looking glass here so I would say anything is possible.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 31, 2024 03:02 PM (L/fGl)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 31, 2024 03:02 PM (P9xGM)
No idea what that means, but Levin relates it to SCOTUS taking up Bush vs Gore.
Posted by: illiniwek at May 31, 2024 02:54 PM (Cus5s)
_________
All state criminal convictions are ultimately reviewable in federal court for compliance with constitutional and federal rights (due process, etc). But unfortunately, I think you have to go through all the state avenues for relief before you can go to the federal courts. It could take many years. That's why so many of these death-row cases take literally decades to resolve. Years in state court, then years in federal court.
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 31, 2024 03:02 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 31, 2024 03:01 PM (ynpvh)
Of course she will. Family discount.
Posted by: ... at May 31, 2024 03:02 PM (G8NR0)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 31, 2024 03:02 PM (tT6L1)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 31, 2024 03:02 PM (d04cU)
Posted by: ... at May 31, 2024 02:43 PM (G8NR0)
Family reunions should be fun.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 31, 2024 03:02 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 31, 2024 03:03 PM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Oldcat at May 31, 2024 03:03 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 31, 2024 03:02 PM (iFTx/)
----------
This is the answer to what I was asking earlier. Thanks.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at May 31, 2024 03:03 PM (mUnoX)
Posted by: ... at May 31, 2024 03:03 PM (G8NR0)
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 31, 2024 03:01 PM (DRSnL)
++++
:: wonders if "vajankle" is a real thing, either product or meme ::
:: considers looking it up ::
:: decides against looking it up ::
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 31, 2024 03:02 PM (d04cU)
Looks like something Jeffrey Dahmer would use.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 31, 2024 03:03 PM (ynpvh)
:: considers looking it up ::
:: decides against looking it up ::
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 31, 2024 03:02 PM (d04cU)
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So, we're not going to get a Joe Mannix Vajankle babe?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 31, 2024 03:03 PM (tT6L1)
Oh, come on. SCOTUS just reached a 9-0 decision to uphold gun rights.
It used to be that people here would say Roberts was being blackmailed because of illegally adopted kids. Those kids are no adults, so I guess we need to think of some new way he's being blackmailed.
He isn't being blackmailed or threatened. He's just a douche.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 31, 2024 03:03 PM (xCA6C)
-conservative justices
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 31, 2024 03:04 PM (P9xGM)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at May 31, 2024 02:48 PM (YIxO9)
---------------
"By 2030, we will have put y'all back in chains -- and you will be happy."
Posted by: ShainS -- 'Guilty Until Proven Guilty' Future 'Convicted Felon' at May 31, 2024 03:04 PM (yPYSB)
Posted by: ... at May 31, 2024 02:43 PM (G8NR0)
Family reunions should be fun.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 31, 2024 03:02 PM (Zz0t1)
Well, she's also his auntie.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 31, 2024 03:04 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: ... at May 31, 2024 03:03 PM (G8NR0)
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One of the lesser-known heroes of the Trojan Way. for good reason.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at May 31, 2024 03:04 PM (mUnoX)
It could be done even more easily now.
If the government wanted to
Posted by: 18-1 at May 31, 2024 02:57 PM (ibTVg)
Think of *all* the things the Eff.Bee.EYE and so many other 3-letter agencies *could* do... if they wanted to... but they don't.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 31, 2024 03:04 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 31, 2024 03:05 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 31, 2024 03:05 PM (V5eKu)
He isn't being blackmailed or threatened. He's just a douche.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 31, 2024 03:03 PM (xCA6C)
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Yeah, we can no longer excuse his behavior.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 31, 2024 03:05 PM (tT6L1)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at May 31, 2024 03:05 PM (mUnoX)
Depends. What color is it?
Posted by: Archimedes at May 31, 2024 03:00 PM (xCA6C)
Also, an old rope has a better chance of breaking...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 31, 2024 03:01 PM (ynpvh)
Golden is the traditional color.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 31, 2024 03:05 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: ... at May 31, 2024 02:43 PM (G8NR0)
Family reunions should be fun.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 31, 2024 03:02 PM (Zz0t1)
Well, she's also his auntie.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 31, 2024 03:04 PM (ynpvh)
Do they have "I found my Ho on Ancestry.com" shirts?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 31, 2024 03:05 PM (ynpvh)
:: considers looking it up ::
:: decides against looking it up ::
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 31, 2024 03:02 PM (d04cU)
Hang out in the comments long enough and anyone can learn a measure of wisdom.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at May 31, 2024 03:05 PM (iSfV4)
Posted by: N at May 31, 2024 03:05 PM (g1nZ5)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 31, 2024 03:04 PM (ynpvh)
Now, now....
Posted by: ... at May 31, 2024 03:06 PM (G8NR0)
tinyurl.com/yn9t5k53
Posted by: redridinghood at May 31, 2024 03:06 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Archimedes at May 31, 2024 03:00 PM
'ettes will give you different answers than 'rons.
'ettes: Taupe, fawn, tan, café a lait
'rons: Brown, brown, brown, brown
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 31, 2024 03:06 PM (a3Q+t)
I kinda wish I hadn't.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 31, 2024 03:02 PM (d04cU)
So much for a measure of wisdom…
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at May 31, 2024 03:06 PM (iSfV4)
The state may have been overrun by Californians, but the flip was engineered by these four people.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 31, 2024 03:06 PM (Hkcdp)
Posted by: ... at May 31, 2024 03:07 PM (G8NR0)
Posted by: Elric Blade
Bingo. She's a lawyer. Compassion my ass.
Posted by: Cheri at May 31, 2024 03:07 PM (oiNtH)
-conservative justices
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 31, 2024 03:04 PM (P9xGM)
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Allowing stolen elections have consequences ... too bad that U.S. States, their citizens, and the U.S. Constitution no longer have any standing.
Posted by: ShainS -- 'Guilty Until Proven Guilty' Future 'Convicted Felon' at May 31, 2024 03:07 PM (yPYSB)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 31, 2024 03:07 PM (P9xGM)
Well, at least you qualify for the friends and family discount.
Posted by: Silver Lining at May 31, 2024 03:07 PM (epwcL)
Posted by: deadrody at May 31, 2024 02:40 PM (qf6NU)
The point is the administrators can skim up all the good stuff and pocket the money. That's the point of any of these programs.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 31, 2024 03:07 PM (eoQWY)
I kinda wish I hadn't.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 31, 2024 03:02 PM (d04cU)
So much for a measure of wisdom…
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at May 31, 2024 03:06 PM (iSfV4)
Did you learn from your experience?
https://youtu.be/D0uUF3mK7Xk&t=30s
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 31, 2024 03:08 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: ... at May 31, 2024 03:07 PM (G8NR0)
++++
If a job's worth doing, it's worth doing well?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 31, 2024 03:08 PM (d04cU)
or, suck its own diuretic ass and fuck its own butt
whatever order brings more pain
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Esteemed Trump-Ho and Searcher of Wagshambas at May 31, 2024 03:08 PM (DBZuM)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket
Too busy maintaining that CP server.
Posted by: FBI, doin' the Lord's work at May 31, 2024 03:08 PM (gKWVE)
=====
I am loving how some people think you're serious.
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 31, 2024 03:08 PM (DRSnL)
I drove out to Jacumba and took a look. No sign of
crowds of illegals in the town itself. I guess the action is off in the bushes.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 31, 2024 03:08 PM (4Aqsh)
Posted by: venmoaddict at May 31, 2024 03:08 PM (mxEar)
>>The state may have been overrun by Californians, but the flip was engineered by these four people.
Ranked Choice Voting and Universal Mail In Balloting, what could go wrong?
--
The People of Alaska Who Got Plymouth Rocked.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 31, 2024 03:08 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Esteemed Trump-Ho and Searcher of Wagshambas at May 31, 2024 03:08 PM (DBZuM)
Posted by: Kindltot at May 31, 2024 03:08 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 31, 2024 03:02 PM (P9xGM)
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Somehow, "respect the system" will be out the window the first time one of these bogus charges are overturned.
Heck, they'll probably get their brownshirts to riot.
Posted by: Axeman at May 31, 2024 03:09 PM (krQz2)
https://youtu.be/D0uUF3mK7Xk&t=30s
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 31, 2024 03:08 PM (ynpvh)
++++
Yes, of course. I learned that, like Ackbar pictures, I can't resist the trainwreck.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 31, 2024 03:09 PM (d04cU)
Posted by: N at May 31, 2024 03:09 PM (g1nZ5)
Posted by: torabora at May 31, 2024 03:09 PM (I0kUP)
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 31, 2024 03:08 PM (DRSnL)
It pays not to miss threads I guess.
Posted by: ... at May 31, 2024 03:09 PM (G8NR0)
I drove out to Jacumba and took a look. No sign of
crowds of illegals in the town itself. I guess the action is off in the bushes.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 31, 2024 03:08 PM (4Aqsh)
Given how warm it's gettin' I'm not surprised.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 31, 2024 03:10 PM (ynpvh)
https://youtu.be/D0uUF3mK7Xk&t=30s
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 31, 2024 03:08 PM (ynpvh)
I looked up nothing. Joe M on the other hand… Maybe he needs to follow a few more Ackbar links. ;-)
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at May 31, 2024 03:10 PM (iSfV4)
Posted by: Skip at May 31, 2024 03:11 PM (fwDg9)
The state may have been overrun by Californians, but the flip was engineered by these four people.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 31, 2024 03:06 PM (Hkcdp)
______
True, but also a healthy dose of Hispanic illegals. The reality is the demographics of Colorado changed almost overnight, in the Democraps favor. That, plus the intentional efforts of leftwing scumbags and fart-suckers, left Colorado without a chance. She was doomed. RIP.
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 31, 2024 03:11 PM (iFTx/)
-Something I am getting tired of saying.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy
......
and I'm going to run out of burritos trying to bribe Sotomayor
Posted by: wth at May 31, 2024 03:11 PM (v0R5T)
During Washington and Manila’s annual Balikatan exercises, the US deployed a Typhon launcher, a covert system that is concealed in a 40-foot shipping container and fires Tomahawk and SM-6 missiles.
Posted by: SMOD at May 31, 2024 03:11 PM (RHGPo)
https://youtu.be/D0uUF3mK7Xk&t=30s
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 31, 2024 03:08 PM (ynpvh)
I looked up nothing. Joe M on the other hand… Maybe he needs to follow a few more Ackbar links. ;-)
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at May 31, 2024 03:10 PM (iSfV4)
Punchline: "You really don't come here for the hunting do you?"
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 31, 2024 03:11 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: ... at May 31, 2024 03:09 PM (G8NR0)
Ace had to explain to his own readers (more than once) that a Hawaiian judge may not actually be Hawaiian judge.
Posted by: Does That Hawaiian Fruit Punch Soft Drink Still Exist? at May 31, 2024 03:12 PM (epwcL)
:: considers looking it up ::
:: decides against looking it up ::
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 31, 2024 03:02 PM (d04cU)
---
Mr. Vajankle,
Mr. Vajankle,
Dance.
Posted by: Axeman at May 31, 2024 03:12 PM (krQz2)
During Washington and Manila’s annual Balikatan exercises, the US deployed a Typhon launcher, a covert system that is concealed in a 40-foot shipping container and fires Tomahawk and SM-6 missiles.
Posted by: SMOD at May 31, 2024 03:11 PM (RHGPo)
"Why you no let us take over south China sea? China already in name!"--Chinese Defense Ministry
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 31, 2024 03:12 PM (ynpvh)
During Washington and Manila's annual Balikatan exercises, the US deployed a Typhon launcher, a covert system that is concealed in a 40-foot shipping container and fires Tomahawk and SM-6 missiles.
Posted by: SMOD at May 31, 2024 03:11 PM (RHGPo)
Also, did you like the pandas? Because we told you the price for the pandas.
Posted by: Chinese Defense Ministry at May 31, 2024 03:13 PM (llON8)
Posted by: ... at May 31, 2024 03:13 PM (G8NR0)
Posted by: ... at May 31, 2024 02:43 PM (G8NR0)
Look at the bright side.
At least you didn't find out that your prostitute is your sister.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 31, 2024 02:44 PM (BpZ5k)
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*slap* "She's my sister!"
*slap* "She's my hooker!"
*slap* "She's my sister!"
*slap* "She's my hooker!"
*slap* "She's my sister AND my hooker!"
Posted by: ShainS -- 'Guilty Until Proven Guilty' Future 'Convicted Felon' at May 31, 2024 03:13 PM (yPYSB)
Posted by: Damn those Brits at May 31, 2024 03:13 PM (2bFN5)
:: considers looking it up ::
:: decides against looking it up ::
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 31, 2024 03:02 PM (d04cU)
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Mr. Vajankle,
Mr. Vajankle,
Dance.
Posted by: Axeman at May 31, 2024 03:12 PM (krQz2)
Not if you only got the left foot...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 31, 2024 03:13 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: torabora at May 31, 2024 03:09 PM (I0kUP)
???
Posted by: Janet Yellen at May 31, 2024 03:13 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Guy Who Corrects People Wrong at May 31, 2024 03:14 PM (krQz2)
Sounds like a bad 1970's Blaxploitation movie.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 31, 2024 03:14 PM (LWWqx)
Posted by: torabora at May 31, 2024 03:09 PM (I0kUP)
???
Posted by: Janet Yellen at May 31, 2024 03:13 PM (v0R5T)
We can print money for a really long time!
Posted by: SMAHHHHRT people at the Fed Reserve at May 31, 2024 03:14 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 31, 2024 03:14 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: N at May 31, 2024 03:09 PM (g1nZ5)
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Your.
Posted by: Guy Who Corrects People Wrong at May 31, 2024 03:14 PM (krQz2)
They're, Their. Yule get tit write.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 31, 2024 03:15 PM (ynpvh)
**************
I also read something about the way the state government was run that shifted the balance of power all to Denver urbanites, whereas prior to that the rural counties had a pretty strong check and balance to counter Denver's fucktardery
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Esteemed Trump-Ho and Searcher of Wagshambas at May 31, 2024 03:15 PM (DBZuM)
https://youtu.be/D0uUF3mK7Xk&t=30s
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 31, 2024 03:08 PM (ynpvh)
I looked up nothing. Joe M on the other hand… Maybe he needs to follow a few more Ackbar links. ;-)
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at May 31, 2024 03:10 PM (iSfV4)
Punchline: "You really don't come here for the hunting do you?"
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 31, 2024 03:11 PM (ynpvh)
___________
Did I miss something?
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 31, 2024 03:15 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 31, 2024 03:15 PM (BE6ag)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 31, 2024 03:14 PM (Zz0t1)
Have you spoken to Pixy's manager???
Posted by: Karen at May 31, 2024 03:15 PM (llON8)
Posted by: torabora at May 31, 2024 03:09 PM (I0kUP)
???
Posted by: Janet Yellen at May 31, 2024 03:13 PM (v0R5T)
We can print money for a really long time!
Posted by: SMAHHHHRT people at the Fed Reserve at May 31, 2024 03:14 PM (llON
Look at all that cash have stored up in those 401(k) accounts. Bet we could “borrow” that money to make up for all the other shortfalls!
~ SUPAH SMAHHHHRT people
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at May 31, 2024 03:15 PM (iSfV4)
The state may have been overrun by Californians, but the flip was engineered by these four people.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 31, 2024 03:06 PM (Hkcdp)
Tim Gill was another. His foundation was supposedly a response to Colorado voters passing a law that forbade preferential treatment for gays and thus Colorado became "the Hate State."
Posted by: Emmie at May 31, 2024 03:15 PM (Sf2cq)
Posted by: ... at May 31, 2024 03:13 PM (G8NR0)
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I hope he literally Dies In A Fire.
Posted by: ShainS -- 'Guilty Until Proven Guilty' Future 'Convicted Felon' at May 31, 2024 03:15 PM (zZuKk)
Sounds like a bad 1970's Blaxploitation movie.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 31, 2024 03:14 PM (LWWqx)
You might say they're getting the shaft:
Posted by: You're Damn Right at May 31, 2024 03:15 PM (epwcL)
So they not only get all that assistance but likely prioritized for entry level job opportunities.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 31, 2024 03:16 PM (Hkcdp)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 31, 2024 03:14 PM (Zz0t1)
Have you spoken to Pixy's manager???
Posted by: Karen at May 31, 2024 03:15 PM (llON
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The head gerbil?
Posted by: Axeman at May 31, 2024 03:16 PM (krQz2)
This is one of the reasons I have to be thankful she left, because I would have followed her anywhere she asked me to go.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 31, 2024 03:16 PM (dGCAG)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 31, 2024 03:14 PM (Zz0t1)
Actually it is the top of the page comparatively, if you go strictly by total percentage of page length.
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at May 31, 2024 03:16 PM (G8NR0)
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Have you spoken to Pixy's manager???
Posted by: Karen at May 31, 2024 03:15 PM (llON
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The head gerbil?
Posted by: Axeman at May 31, 2024 03:16 PM (krQz2)
How DARE you call us gerbils!!!
Posted by: hansters at May 31, 2024 03:17 PM (llON8)
Posted by: ... at May 31, 2024 03:13 PM (G8NR0)
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Judge Chaquita-Banana
Posted by: Axeman at May 31, 2024 03:17 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Skip at May 31, 2024 03:17 PM (fwDg9)
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Have you spoken to Pixy's manager???
Posted by: Karen at May 31, 2024 03:15 PM (llON
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The head gerbil?
Posted by: Axeman at May 31, 2024 03:16 PM (krQz2)
How DARE you call us gerbils!!!
Posted by: hansters at May 31, 2024 03:17 PM (llON
Are Hansters chinese Hamsters?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 31, 2024 03:17 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: SMAHHHHRT people at the Fed Reserve
That's why we need digital currency. We might run out of paper.
Posted by: Janet Yellen at May 31, 2024 03:17 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at May 31, 2024 03:16 PM (G8NR0)
Eat a dick.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 31, 2024 03:17 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: hansters at May 31, 2024 03:17 PM (llON
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I'll speak for myself.
Posted by: Hampster Foreman at May 31, 2024 03:18 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at May 31, 2024 03:16 PM (G8NR0)
Eat a dick.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 31, 2024 03:17 PM (Zz0t1)
His head's too big and his arms are too small.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 31, 2024 03:18 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: SMAHHHHRT people at the Fed Reserve
That's why we need digital currency. We might run out of paper.
Posted by: Janet Yellen at May 31, 2024 03:17 PM (v0R5T)
If only you people hadn't bought so much TP during the height of the pandemic.
Posted by: Anthony Fauci, SCIENCE at May 31, 2024 03:18 PM (llON8)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 31, 2024 03:17 PM (ynpvh)
No, they're American, they just went to public school.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 31, 2024 03:18 PM (dGCAG)
***********
She's a lawyer?
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Esteemed Trump-Ho and Searcher of Wagshambas at May 31, 2024 03:08 PM (DBZuM)
I figured she was just elected to office
Posted by: A dude in MI at May 31, 2024 03:19 PM (/6GbT)
Posted by: Anthony Fauci, SCIENCE at May 31, 2024 03:18 PM (llON
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What? I needed it!
Posted by: Cornholio at May 31, 2024 03:19 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at May 31, 2024 03:20 PM (iSfV4)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 31, 2024 03:17 PM (ynpvh)
No, they're American, they just went to public school.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 31, 2024 03:18 PM (dGCAG)
Why we have signs like this:
http://tiny.cc/3vebyz
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 31, 2024 03:20 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 31, 2024 03:20 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Axeman at May 31, 2024 03:20 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at May 31, 2024 03:20 PM (iSfV4)
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at May 31, 2024 03:22 PM (XMwZJ)
Posted by: Anthony Fauci, SCIENCE at May 31, 2024 03:18 PM (llON
I warned you.
Posted by: Sheryl "Dingleberries" Crow at May 31, 2024 03:22 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Karen at May 31, 2024 03:15 PM (llON
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The head gerbil?
Posted by: Axeman at May 31, 2024 03:16 PM (krQz2)
How DARE you call us gerbils!!!
Did somebody say "gerbils"?
Posted by: Richard Gere at May 31, 2024 03:23 PM (iruKY)
Posted by: look whats not at May 31, 2024 03:32 PM (nakGR)
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Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at May 31, 2024 03:41 PM (qZdIZ)
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