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The Morning Report — 5/27/24

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Good morning, kids. First and foremost, I have been slowly but surelyrecuperating at home an cannot thank all of you enough for your kind words, prayers and encouragement. I don't know that I have the energy to spare to do as thorough a job for you these next few days or so as I get back on my feet.

Secondly, this is memorial day, and more than ever we cannot forget those who laid down their lives for our cojcountry and way of life. My their ultimate sacrifice never be in vain and may what they died for yet be reborn in our lifetime.For those of you who lost friends and loved ones in combat, I mourn right along with you.



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1 First?

Good to see you on the mend, JJ!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 27, 2024 07:08 AM (omVj0)

2 Thank you, and welcome back, JJ

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 27, 2024 07:09 AM (a1415)

3 JJ!

Posted by: Moron Robbie - without abortion the black population would be 36 percent larger at May 27, 2024 07:11 AM (33xmU)

4 Good morning J.J.

Glad to see you!

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at May 27, 2024 07:12 AM (O7YUW)

5
Welcome back, JJ! Best wishes for an uneventful and complete recovery. You were more than adequately filled in for during your absence.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 27, 2024 07:13 AM (MoZTd)

6 Good morning JJ and horde
Glad to see you JJ

Posted by: Skip at May 27, 2024 07:13 AM (fwDg9)

7 JJ

Insty has a rather long read about strange goings on involving Special Forces, military bases and illegal immigrants.

https://instapundit.com/649982/

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 27, 2024 07:14 AM (a1415)

8 Good morning again dear horde and b"h JJ for a complete and immediate recovery

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 27, 2024 07:14 AM (RIvkX)

9 Welcome back JJ, what a massive new post you have given us!
Thanks!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at May 27, 2024 07:15 AM (hOUT3)

10 "It’s open season on Israelis all over Europe."

Israeli Father and Daughter Attacked by Mob in Belgium

--------------

Old & Busted: "Never Again."
New Hotness: "Ever Again."

/Welcome back, JJ -- Great to see you!

Posted by: ShainS -- Future Secretary of Retribution candidate at May 27, 2024 07:15 AM (bu09+)

11 Well, whadaya know! The משברך worked!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 27, 2024 07:16 AM (tbAq/)

12 Welcome back, JJ..
Our prayers continue for you for a complete and speedy recovery.

Posted by: uniparty Raping and Mutilating the Children They Do Not Kill at May 27, 2024 07:17 AM (gxokI)

13 I don't know about calling planets "dwarfs" anymore. How about "Size Challenged Planets" instead?

Posted by: fd at May 27, 2024 07:17 AM (vFG9F)

14 Posted annually for this Day
without further comment:

WILLIAM WINTON WEBB
2LT - O1 - Army - Reserve
Length of service 0 years
His tour began on May 6, 1966
Casualty was on Jun 5, 1966
In , SOUTH VIETNAM
HOSTILE, GROUND CASUALTY
MULTIPLE FRAGMENTATION WOUNDS
Body was recovered
Panel 08E - Line 13

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at May 27, 2024 07:18 AM (hOUT3)

15 Hiya JJ !

Posted by: JT at May 27, 2024 07:18 AM (T4tVD)

16 Willowed:

Remember our those that gave their lives for this country.
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 27, 2024 07:07 AM (ENQN6)
-----------
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cL-xDkxg8pc
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at May 27, 2024 07:12 AM (mUnoX)

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at May 27, 2024 07:18 AM (mUnoX)

17
It’s pretty obvious that terrorists who have crossed over Biden’s open border are testing our vulnerabilities.
Our Border and the Gotaways


https://spectator.org/

Getting a message of:

Forbidden
You don't have permission to access this resource.

Just me, or test of internet blocking?

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 27, 2024 07:19 AM (RKVpM)

18 I don't know about calling planets "dwarfs" anymore. How about "Size Challenged Planets" instead?
Posted by: fd at May 27, 2024 07:17 AM (vFG9F)
-

Can we call them Munchkin Planets?

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 27, 2024 07:19 AM (tbAq/)

19 I don't know about calling planets "dwarfs" anymore. How about "Size Challenged Planets" instead?
Posted by: fd at May 27, 2024 07:17 AM (vFG9F)
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*Peter Dinklage has entered the chat*

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at May 27, 2024 07:19 AM (mUnoX)

20 I don't know about calling planets "dwarfs" anymore. How about "Size Challenged Planets" instead?
Posted by: fd at May 27, 2024 07:17 AM (vFG9F)

I guess needledick is out of the question.....

Posted by: JT at May 27, 2024 07:19 AM (T4tVD)

21 Insty has a rather long read about strange goings on involving Special Forces, military bases and illegal immigrants.

https://instapundit.com/649982/
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice


Darn it VIA, what part of
"NOTHING to see here comrade!"
don't you understand?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at May 27, 2024 07:20 AM (hOUT3)

22 About this exo-planet Gliese-12 Alpha (I hereby dub it that), if it's Earth-sized, whether or not it has an atmosphere depends in part on how dense it is. If it can't hold on to an atmosphere, then it doesn't sound like a place we could ever colonize. (Unless we really do develop terraforming that works.)

Also, is 107 F. the *average* temperature? If that's the temp in the daytime (assuming it rotates, and has a night) in the temperate zone, it could be a lot hotter at the equator. Or does *average* mean the average over the day-night cycle? If so, the daytime temp could be, say, 214 F. and the night 0 F.

And there's the issue of whether it has liquid water. No, I don't think Realtor and Zillow are going to be listing properties there any time soon.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 27, 2024 07:20 AM (omVj0)

23 JJ is back! Another prayer answered.

Posted by: Buck Throckmorton at May 27, 2024 07:20 AM (d9Cw3)

24 I don't know about calling planets "dwarfs" anymore. How about "Size Challenged Planets" instead?
Posted by: fd at May 27, 2024


***
Midget planets

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 27, 2024 07:21 AM (omVj0)

25 WILLIAM WINTON WEBB

===
May his memory be a blessing

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 27, 2024 07:21 AM (RIvkX)

26
It's probably an error code because my browser is out of date or some shit like that.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 27, 2024 07:22 AM (RKVpM)

27 The Cannes Film Festival has once again showed that the best woman for the job is a man.

Posted by: fd at May 27, 2024 07:23 AM (vFG9F)

28 Shown

Posted by: fd at May 27, 2024 07:24 AM (vFG9F)

29 I'm seeing odd youtube postings about the Gaza pier breaking away, and now being beached nearby, and not in operation.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 27, 2024 07:24 AM (a1415)

30 God bless, JJ! Continue your journey to recovery.

Posted by: Don Draper at May 27, 2024 07:26 AM (SpDH3)

31 Good morning, JJ!
‘But they that wait upon the Lord shall renew their strength, they shall mount up with wings like eagles; they shall run and not be weary; and they shall walk and not faint.’
Isaiah 40:31

Posted by: Eromero at May 27, 2024 07:26 AM (o2ZRX)

32 Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 27, 2024 07:20 AM (omVj0)
-----------
Given the short orbital period, odds are good that it is tidally locked, like the Moon. One side will always face away from its sun.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at May 27, 2024 07:26 AM (mUnoX)

33 Where could one search online to see service records of relatives that have passed on?

Posted by: A dude in MI at May 27, 2024 07:27 AM (/6GbT)

34
g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 27, 2024 07:27 AM (tljrc)

35 Bad Blue said San Diego caught 113 Chinese crossing boarder last week, 30,000 this year
This can't be good

Posted by: Skip at May 27, 2024 07:28 AM (cfclb)

36 I'm seeing odd youtube postings about the Gaza pier breaking away, and now being beached nearby, and not in operation.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 27, 2024 07:24 AM (a1415)
-----------
If I'm recalling the video posted last weekend correctly, they were towing a section of it to Ashdod, and the section and towing vessel both ran aground.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at May 27, 2024 07:28 AM (mUnoX)

37 "Community leaders are now questioning the wisdom of building new battery facilities in their areas."

Lithium Battery Fire Smoulders in San Diego Area Warehouse, Won’t be Extinguished for “Weeks”

---------------

BREAKING: Gruesome Newsom Issues Executive Order Restricting All New Lithium Battery Facilities Be Built Only in 33 Million Acres of Mismanaged National & State Forests & Parks. Developing ...

/What could go wrong?

Posted by: ShainS -- Future Secretary of Retribution candidate at May 27, 2024 07:29 AM (bu09+)

38 Bad Blue said San Diego caught 113 Chinese crossing boarder last week, 30,000 this year
This can't be good
Posted by: Skip at May 27, 2024 07:28 AM (cfclb)
-

Wonton infiltration!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 27, 2024 07:29 AM (tbAq/)

39 Cracker Barrel is going to "update" its decor to attract new customers. I envision a sea of rainbow flags and cyan/magenta.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 27, 2024 07:29 AM (Qn59F)

40 So the Libertarian's chose a leftist goofball as their Presidential Candidate and not RFK Jr as their designated leftist goofball.

Can we just completely right off those unserious retards now?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 27, 2024 07:30 AM (XV/Pl)

41
Assuming you have thoughts to spare, kindly use one for Her Majesty. Today, she and Diana start their drive to The Borzoi Club of America National Specialty in Pasco, WA. She's still not 100%, tires easily and has frequent nausea. While she's limiting each day's drive to 4-5 hours, between her health and the weather it's going to be a punishing trip all the same.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 27, 2024 07:30 AM (MoZTd)

42
Joe Biden is the absolute worst president in this nations history. Jane Fonda level piss on his grave.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 27, 2024 07:30 AM (RKVpM)

43 Also, doing some maintenance of some outbuildings over this long weekend.

When the hell did exterior paint become 75-80 dollars a gallon?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 27, 2024 07:31 AM (XV/Pl)

44 I, for one, welcome our Babylonian overlords. Nebuchadnezzar live forever!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 27, 2024 07:31 AM (Qn59F)

45
Can we just completely right off those unserious retards now?
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 27, 2024 07:30 AM (XV/Pl)


Calm down. Here, have a glass of colloidal silver.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 27, 2024 07:31 AM (MoZTd)

46 "Community leaders are now questioning the wisdom of building new battery facilities in their areas."

--

WHY DO YOU HATE JOBS FOR AMERICANS?!!!

Posted by: Moron Robbie - without abortion the black population would be 36 percent larger at May 27, 2024 07:31 AM (33xmU)

47 It’s pretty obvious that terrorists who have crossed over Biden’s open border are testing our vulnerabilities.
Our Border and the Gotaways

https://spectator.org/


Getting a message of:

Forbidden
You don't have permission to access this resource.

Just me, or test of internet blocking?

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 27, 2024 07:19 AM (RKVpM)

-------------

Worked for me (and I'm using ProtonVPN whose IP addresses are occasionally blocked/banned from various websites).

Posted by: ShainS -- Future Secretary of Retribution candidate at May 27, 2024 07:32 AM (bu09+)

48 JJ, good to see you doing well. Get some rest.

Posted by: dantesed at May 27, 2024 07:32 AM (Oy/m2)

49
Worked for me (and I'm using ProtonVPN whose IP addresses are occasionally blocked/banned from various websites).

Posted by: ShainS -- Future Secretary of Retribution candidate at May 27, 2024


Thanks, probably an incorrect error code on their part.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 27, 2024 07:34 AM (RKVpM)

50
Bad Blue said San Diego caught 113 Chinese crossing boarder last week, 30,000 this year
This can't be good

Posted by: Skip at May 27, 2024 07:28 AM


the breadth & depth of the CCP's sleeper cell network in our country is staggering

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 27, 2024 07:34 AM (tljrc)

51 When the hell did exterior paint become 75-80 dollars a gallon?
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 27, 2024 07:31 AM (XV/Pl)

You could claim to be illegal and they'll give you FREE paint !

Posted by: JT at May 27, 2024 07:34 AM (T4tVD)

52 Assuming you have thoughts to spare, kindly use one for Her Majesty. ...
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 27, 2024 07:30 AM (MoZTd)
===
Of course.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 27, 2024 07:35 AM (RIvkX)

53 Welcome back, J.J.!

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at May 27, 2024 07:35 AM (iRX3h)

54 Stay Blessed, JJ.

Posted by: Evil Incarnate at May 27, 2024 07:36 AM (klYmV)

55 Welcome back JJ and here's hoping your recovery continues apace.

Posted by: Tuna at May 27, 2024 07:36 AM (oaGWv)

56 If I'm recalling the video posted last weekend correctly, they were towing a section of it to Ashdod, and the section and towing vessel both ran aground.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at May 27, 2024 07:28 AM (mUnoX)
-

Update:

https://t.co/pW4si9o4bq

(JPost)

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 27, 2024 07:36 AM (tbAq/)

57 Where could one search online to see service records of relatives that have passed on?

Posted by: A dude in MI at May 27, 2024 07:27 AM (/6GbT)

----------------

One sight used heavily in genealogy research is called "Fold 3" (usually free access via FamilySearch.org and IIRC paid access otherwise & via Ancestry.com -- although they usually have 7-day free trials):

www.fold3.com

Posted by: ShainS -- Future Secretary of Retribution candidate at May 27, 2024 07:36 AM (bu09+)

58 When the hell did exterior paint become 75-80 dollars a gallon?
-

There was a chip shortage, duh.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - without abortion the black population would be 36 percent larger at May 27, 2024 07:37 AM (33xmU)

59 I took a poll. Kinda hurt.

Posted by: Pawl at May 27, 2024 07:37 AM (vFG9F)

60 May his memory be a blessing
Posted by: San Franpsycho


Thanks, what a future he might have had...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at May 27, 2024 07:37 AM (hOUT3)

61 The L platform:

Open borders
Legal drugs
Defund the police
Trans all of the kids

But from a non-government intervention perspective, so it is totes cool.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 27, 2024 07:37 AM (Qn59F)

62 Oh, and I forgot: Abandon Israel

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 27, 2024 07:38 AM (Qn59F)

63 Yonder Horde

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 27, 2024 07:38 AM (Q4IgG)

64 Calm down. Here, have a glass of colloidal silver.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 27, 2024 07:31 AM (MoZTd)

* goes looking for the dictionary to look up colloidal *

Posted by: dantesed at May 27, 2024 07:38 AM (Oy/m2)

65 What does the Horde think about the idea of pardoning the guy who ran a giant drug, hitman, and real live woman and children sex slave emporium while intentionally turning a blind eye to it and profiting off of it? Good idea?

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at May 27, 2024 07:38 AM (iRX3h)

66 Bad Blue said San Diego caught 113 Chinese crossing boarder last week, 30,000 this year
This can't be good

Posted by: Skip at May 27, 2024 07:28 AM (cfclb)

--------------

Considering that more than 2 out of 3 caught are gotaways, that's gonna be around (or north of) 100,000 military-aged male Chinese spies, military, and likely saboteurs.

What could go wrong?

Posted by: ShainS -- Future Secretary of Retribution candidate at May 27, 2024 07:38 AM (bu09+)

67 Darn glad this DEI pier building team was NOT around during those rough times at Normandy.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at May 27, 2024 07:39 AM (hOUT3)

68 It's crazy to realize how much poorer the American population immediately became over the last four years.

Folks haven't realized or come to terms with it (5 stages of grief?), but soon lots of people will begin to understand that every dollar they had in 2020 is worth 50c now. And will continue that way, with it being 25c by 2030 or so.

Boom. Just like that.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - without abortion the black population would be 36 percent larger at May 27, 2024 07:39 AM (33xmU)

69 Byeee...

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at May 27, 2024 07:40 AM (mUnoX)

70 62 Oh, and I forgot: Abandon Israel
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy


Wow, you nailed the pentafecta! Well done!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at May 27, 2024 07:40 AM (hOUT3)

71 Darn glad this DEI pier building team was NOT around during those rough times at Normandy.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at May 27, 2024 07:39 AM (hOUT3)
-

D DEI DIE DAY

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 27, 2024 07:40 AM (tbAq/)

72 Test

Posted by: Skip at May 27, 2024 07:40 AM (fwDg9)

73 All of those dollars in the retirement accounts that people worked and diligently saved for 40+ years...

And illegals that are still dripping can sign up for $1800+/month just for being criminals.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - without abortion the black population would be 36 percent larger at May 27, 2024 07:41 AM (33xmU)

74
Fernandes Anderson was elected in November 2021, and is self-described as “the first formally undocumented African born immigrant & first Muslim elected in the city of Boston.”


That self description reads like she went to the Well of Heretofore Unclaimed 'Historic First" Adjectives and cobbled together something that clearly used the dregs of what offerings were left to create that "historic first" appellation for her bad self.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 27, 2024 07:41 AM (xG4kz)

75 Good to hear you are doing better JJ.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 27, 2024 07:41 AM (ENQN6)

76 Given the short orbital period, odds are good that it is tidally locked, like the Moon. One side will always face away from its sun.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at May 27, 2024


***
Then the dark side could be awfully chilly for humans. I can imagine this place being staffed by Asimov's robots, with one or two humans there to supervise, posted there for six-month tours.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 27, 2024 07:41 AM (omVj0)

77 Just learned the son of one of my kindergarten buddies became engaged last night.

He's been shacking up with his honey living rent-free in my buddy's Harlem apartment for the last 3 years, so, yeah, about time!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 27, 2024 07:42 AM (RIvkX)

78 Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

You and she are both up for kind thoughts and prayers!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at May 27, 2024 07:42 AM (hOUT3)

79 In a somewhat surprising move, former President Donald Trump addressed the Libertarian Party Convention Saturday night. It was a risky idea. Unlike his rallies, which are packed with supporters, the Libertarian Party wasn't going to be a friendly crowd. Optics are extremely important to political campaigns, and having your candidate endure the wrath of an unfriendly crowd doesn't look good.

---------------

The courage to go into hostile territory looks pretty damn good to me and others in this modern Age of Cowardice, Control, and Manipulation.

Posted by: ShainS -- Future Secretary of Retribution candidate at May 27, 2024 07:43 AM (bu09+)

80 DIE DAY
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 27, 2024 07:40 AM (tbAq/)


Yes, I almost used that...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at May 27, 2024 07:43 AM (hOUT3)

81 In a 6-3 opinion delivered by Justice Stephen G. Breyer, the Court held that a jury in a "continuing criminal enterprise" case is required to agree unanimously not only that accused committed continuing series of violations, but also which specific violations made up the continuing series.

Merchan is going to give the jury unconstitutional orders.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 27, 2024 07:45 AM (ENQN6)

82 "The courage to go into hostile territory looks pretty damn good to me and others in this modern Age of Cowardice, Control, and Manipulation."


??

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at May 27, 2024 07:45 AM (a1415)

83 I have yet to see a report on the discovery of a planet with an oxygen atmosphere. Has there been some and I just missed buying that real estate?

Posted by: Ciampino - do I have to do everything around here? at May 27, 2024 07:45 AM (qfLjt)

84 JJ
What you and your mothers Hebrew name

Posted by: Avi at May 27, 2024 07:45 AM (K25sh)

85
Darn glad this DEI pier building team was NOT around during those rough times at Normandy.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again!


The Mulberries would have been named Sparkleberries.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 27, 2024 07:46 AM (xG4kz)

86 Get well soon, JJS!

Posted by: gp Abides at May 27, 2024 07:47 AM (MvF+J)

87 Sammich (2 mins)
youtube.com/watch?v=rJIIHjdcHU0

Posted by: gp Abides at May 27, 2024 07:47 AM (MvF+J)

88 "Merchan is going to give the jury unconstitutional orders."


OK.

It's not like the current make up of these courts really gives a rat's ass about the Constitution.

Remember...that document that really chapped Obama's ass, because it really tied his hands.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 27, 2024 07:48 AM (a1415)

89 Bad Blue said San Diego caught 113 Chinese crossing boarder last week, 30,000 this year
This can't be good

Posted by: Skip at May 27, 2024 07:28 AM

So you don't think that they're all here to open restaurants ?

Posted by: JT at May 27, 2024 07:49 AM (T4tVD)

90 Hey! I would go to the Librarian Convention too. No joke. I used to work in a library. Read every book in there. I am not kidding. They have this little chair with a handle on it. You just turn it when you are finished reading. Smells real good in there too. Like the Potomac in the morning.

Posted by: Joe Biteum at May 27, 2024 07:50 AM (vFG9F)

91 Tens of thousands of Chinese and Middle Eastern men have entered the country illegally. Enough to create a couple division sized military units. Some of those men are definitely here to kill people. Others to create mayhem. Still others to infiltrate... government, business, infrastructure, etc.

Our government knows this, but refuses to track them down and remove them. It does beg a number of questions...

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 27, 2024 07:50 AM (Q4IgG)

92 Jó reggelt Sefton Ur!



This is about my Uncle John.

I have posted this here before, and will do it again.


https://tinyurl.com/3v6fstd6

Posted by: Miklos at May 27, 2024 07:51 AM (wWqRd)

93 Birdbath status?

Posted by: Just Wondering at May 27, 2024 07:51 AM (dg+HA)

94 In basement sorting out sockets, but it was clearing so hopefully the parade will go on. Do plan to go to town and see the ceremony

Posted by: Skip at May 27, 2024 07:51 AM (fwDg9)

95
Where could one search online to see service records of relatives that have passed on?

Posted by: A dude in MI


You can request their records, providing that you know their name and approximate dates and branches of service from the National Archives. There are charges for reproducing the information and you have to specify how the person was related to you, IIRC. I received my father's records and his father's records that way.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 27, 2024 07:52 AM (xG4kz)

96 Merchan is going to give the jury unconstitutional orders.
Posted by: rhennigantx

It will be overturned on appeal next Feb. Meanwhile "convicted felon". And probably a quick sentencing to try to throw him in prison by fall for good measure.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 27, 2024 07:53 AM (Qn59F)

97 But AMC defended the action in a statement issued by Paul Dribbleface, Vice President in charge of Sensitivity or Whoopee Cushions, like, Whichever.

--------------

Now we now the actual last name of the troll "Paul."

Posted by: ShainS -- Future Secretary of Retribution candidate at May 27, 2024 07:53 AM (bu09+)

98 Via Insty

Nice Memorial Day cartoon from Cox & Forkum:

https://x.com/thehistoryofth2/status/1794865139252179191

Posted by: naturalfake at May 27, 2024 07:53 AM (eDfFs)

99 So the Libertarian's chose a leftist goofball as their Presidential Candidate and not RFK Jr as their designated leftist goofball.

Can we just completely right off those unserious retards now?
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 27, 2024 07:30 AM (XV/Pl)

Who ever wrote them in? They've always been goofball unserious candidates.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 27, 2024 07:54 AM (0eaVi)

100
Do plan to go to town and see the ceremony

Posted by: Skip at May 27, 2024 07:51


My guess is in about three hours the front out near Pittsburgh should hit us. After that who knows if it will clear...

https://www.ventusky.com/?p=37.1;-75.3;4&l=rain-3h

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 27, 2024 07:55 AM (RKVpM)

101 Birdbath status?
Posted by: Just Wondering

It amuses me to see which bird goes to which bucket to get a drink.

Posted by: JT at May 27, 2024 07:55 AM (T4tVD)

102 Just learned the son of one of my kindergarten buddies became engaged last night.

He's been shacking up with his honey living rent-free in my buddy's Harlem apartment for the last 3 years, so, yeah, about time!
Posted by: San Franpsycho

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The rent-free part isn't cool, but there doesn't seem to be any religious component to the marriage since they've been living together for a while.

Did he say what the advantage in getting married was for him? Or is he just wanting to give her half his stuff later?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - without abortion the black population would be 36 percent larger at May 27, 2024 07:56 AM (33xmU)

103 Any word yet on the diversity of the unplanned re-docking crew?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - without abortion the black population would be 36 percent larger at May 27, 2024 07:58 AM (33xmU)

104 God Bless JJ. Great to see you back

Posted by: Jonah at May 27, 2024 07:58 AM (YCxFk)

105
I'm seeing odd youtube postings about the Gaza pier breaking away, and now being beached nearby, and not in operation.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice


They should have built it using DEI whales. Cheap, and readily replaced if one breaks free and beaches itself. Their only failings are the patches of shrapnel that adorn them that are uncomfortable to walk upon with bare feet.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 27, 2024 07:58 AM (xG4kz)

106 Yay, JJ! I've been praying for you!

Posted by: Emmie at May 27, 2024 07:58 AM (Sf2cq)

107 This is about my Uncle John.

"Don't tell Aunt Ma REE about Uncle John
He claims he's got the misery
but he's havin' lotsa fun"

Posted by: JT at May 27, 2024 07:59 AM (T4tVD)

108 To my shame, I took a deep dive into the Rekieta story this weekend. It led me into a 'dabbleverse' of wannabe shock-jocks, low-subscription 'VTubers' who make a poor living podcasting taunts and disses at each other, and acting 'based' I guess. The signal-to-noise ratio is very low, and they're unabashed in their desperation for clicks and superchat $.

These bozos have been warning about the Rekieta decline for about a year; it turns out it wasn't a big surprise at all. In their crowd, Nick and Aaron have now earned the label of 'lolcows.' This whole foreign cosmos of simmering shit was utterly unknown to me before this weekend. Someday, somebody is going to make a killer movie or miniseries about this whole lurid epic drama.

I'm not going to trash Rekieta. I'm a worse sinner than he is.

Posted by: gp Abides at May 27, 2024 08:00 AM (MvF+J)

109 The theory is every citizen of China is expected to be a spy and report everything back to the government

Posted by: Skip at May 27, 2024 08:00 AM (fwDg9)

110 They should have built it using DEI whales. Cheap, and readily replaced if one breaks free and beaches itself. Their only failings are the patches of shrapnel that adorn them that are uncomfortable to walk upon with bare feet.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot

Yes SIR!

Posted by: The Diverse and inclusive Seabees Trigglypuffs at May 27, 2024 08:00 AM (wWqRd)

111 This is about my Uncle John.

I have posted this here before, and will do it again.


https://tinyurl.com/3v6fstd6
Posted by: Miklos at May 27, 2024 07:51 AM (wWqRd)

They want me to sign in.

Posted by: JT at May 27, 2024 08:01 AM (T4tVD)

112 I visited the American Cemetery in Normandy, and was taken back how many Jewish Soldiers were buried there. A place of dignity and respect.

80th anniversary this year of D-Day

Posted by: Jonah at May 27, 2024 08:01 AM (YCxFk)

113 The Libeterian party has received their $$$ from Soros, to once again help Jon Tester in Montana.

Montana Republicans who control everything in the state, refused a jungle primary, that would have eliminated the Libetererians from making the GE Ballot

Posted by: Jonah at May 27, 2024 08:03 AM (YCxFk)

114 The triumphant return of our mighty Morning Reporter! Hallylooloo! Can't stop him that easily!

G'morn, Mr. Sefton, and y'all.

Our soldiers still fall; America is blessed to have had their devotion. (Words fail me.) 🇺🇸

Posted by: mindful webworker - joyously at May 27, 2024 08:04 AM (GKhXF)

115 Ugh.

A round of Hickory Shampoos, if you please:

https://tinyurl.com/3ymsasu2





Via Insty

Posted by: naturalfake at May 27, 2024 08:05 AM (eDfFs)

116 Morning all, happy Memorial Day. Welcome back JJ hope you are getting better. I kinda thought Trump saying to the Libertarian convention "enjoy getting your 3%" was the thing that people would remember about his appearance. I tend to the small "l" libertarian view of things but the Libertarian Party is anarchy by virtue signalers.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 27, 2024 08:06 AM (wu1+q)

117 Guessing at best, almost everyone hitting the beach that day had to be 17yo or older, that's putting them all at or nearly 100yo

Posted by: Skip at May 27, 2024 08:06 AM (fwDg9)

118 My grandfather served in WWI but as to where and what he did during the war I've no idea. The only thing I know is the name of the group while he was in the US Army. Any suggestions where I can find more information?

Posted by: dantesed at May 27, 2024 08:06 AM (Oy/m2)

119 The rent-free part isn't cool, but there doesn't seem to be any religious component to the marriage since they've been living together for a while.

Did he say what the advantage in getting married was for him? Or is he just wanting to give her half his stuff later?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - without abortion the black population would be 36 percent larger at May 27, 2024 07:56 AM (33xmU)
===

My buddy's parents were from Sicily and they lived with his paternal grandmother who for the entire period of my childhood I only saw in 2 places: the kitchen, and walking to/from church. They are entirely irreligious although his younger sibs joined a prosperity church in Florida.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 27, 2024 08:06 AM (RIvkX)

120 My FiL was a D-Day vet and has been gone maybe 15 years now

Posted by: Skip at May 27, 2024 08:07 AM (fwDg9)

121 Not only $75 a gallon, look closely at the label. A “gallon” is now 124 fl. oz now with some brands… Cute, huh?

Posted by: Common Tater at May 27, 2024 08:07 AM (zhVuU)

122 Guessing at best, almost everyone hitting the beach that day had to be 17yo or older, that's putting them all at or nearly 100yo
Posted by: Skip at May 27, 2024 08:06 AM (fwDg9)
===-
There is a 99-year old at mom's place that is going on his third and final Honor Flight next week.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 27, 2024 08:08 AM (RIvkX)

123 Fly your American flag on this Memorial Day! 🇺🇸

Posted by: redridinghood at May 27, 2024 08:08 AM (NpAcC)

124 JJ, I am glad your surgery went well and you are healing. Keep kicking cancer's butt!

Posted by: Gref at May 27, 2024 08:09 AM (5fDan)

125 Continued prayers, J.J.!

Posted by: redridinghood at May 27, 2024 08:09 AM (NpAcC)

126 Glad to have you back J.J. A Blessed Memorial Day to you all...

Posted by: It's me donna at May 27, 2024 08:10 AM (Akjoo)

127 WWI records can be tough. There was a fire at the St. Louis military records branch in 1973, it burned up a significant number of documents.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 27, 2024 08:10 AM (zhVuU)

128 My buddy's parents were from Sicily and they lived with his paternal grandmother who for the entire period of my childhood I only saw in 2 places: the kitchen, and walking to/from church. They are entirely irreligious although his younger sibs joined a prosperity church in Florida.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

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I understand the religious motivation for marriage, but the government involvement has screwed it up so badly that I can't see any point in non-religious males signing onto that financial contract where they're almost guaranteed to lose money if she has a dream that he cheated on him.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - without abortion the black population would be 36 percent larger at May 27, 2024 08:10 AM (33xmU)

129 dantesed best to start finding historical books, if you know what Battalion or Regiment you have a good group to find where they went.
I recently picked up a book on D-Day just for maps and pictures

Posted by: Skip at May 27, 2024 08:10 AM (fwDg9)

130 Fly your American flag on this Memorial Day! 🇺🇸
Posted by: redridinghood at May 27, 2024 08:08 AM (NpAcC)

I fly mine constantly !

Posted by: JT at May 27, 2024 08:11 AM (T4tVD)

131 I need to go put out my flag

Posted by: Skip at May 27, 2024 08:11 AM (fwDg9)

132
JJ!!!!

Great to see you back.

Take it easy till you're back to full strength.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 27, 2024 08:11 AM (eDfFs)

133 Great to see you back. J.J.
Appreciate your thoughts on this Memorial Day.

Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at May 27, 2024 08:12 AM (jf5rm)

134 Glad to see you back in the saddle, J.J.!

Posted by: IrishEi at May 27, 2024 08:12 AM (3ImbR)

135 This is about my Uncle John. ...
Posted by: Miklos at May 27, 2024 07:51 AM (wWqRd)
===
May his memory be a blessing

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 27, 2024 08:12 AM (RIvkX)

136 Happy Birfday Sefton. Happy to see you are on the mend

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at May 27, 2024 08:12 AM (ZV+pB)

137 Oh frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!
Welcome back JJ…
Come to my arms my beamish boy!!

Posted by: tubal at May 27, 2024 08:12 AM (PCK5/)

138 >>>>Fly your American flag on this Memorial Day! 🇺🇸
Posted by: redridinghood at May 27, 2024 08:08 AM (NpAcC)
*******
I will, just waiting for the rain to stop.

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at May 27, 2024 08:12 AM (gjCKZ)

139 From a letter my uncle wrote home from England (I believe March, 1944):
"Soon ... I do not know how soon ... I shall have to demonstrate not only how much or how well I have learned the art of killing, but how well I have taught that abominable art to others. I know what's ahead. It won't be another pleasure trip, but though it may cost me my life, I wouldn't want to miss it! Should I be among the many who inevitably must fall, remember that I didn't go without realizing the possibility that I might lose my life. Remember, too, that I give my life willingly, that I do so out of love for my country and all its people ... even the traitors and selfish slackers. If I should die on the battlefield, I beg you to leave my body there. Some day our government may provide you the opportunity to visit my grave. If so, avail yourself of that opportunity."

Posted by: exhelodrvr at May 27, 2024 08:12 AM (qpLSv)

140 It was only a single phrase, nine words in total, found at the end of a sentence buried near the bottom of an otherwise routine obituary. Just one fact among many that made up a man’s life:

“John Alvin Cocklereece Sr., of Greensboro active for many years in local politics … served a term in the NC House of Representatives … Army veteran … who made the landing at Omaha Beach on D-Day.”

His job was to help retrieve, identify and care for the dead. Cocklereece was assigned to the 606th Quartermaster Graves Registration Company, and he went ashore in France with the Army’s 1st Infantry Division, “The Big Red One.” The 606th and companion units built the first American cemeteries in France.

Posted by: Miklos will deal with some paywall bastards forthwith at May 27, 2024 08:13 AM (wWqRd)

141 Continuation of 139:
He wrote a "Victory Gram" from France on June 11th, 1944 (5 days after D-Day):
"Dear Folks,
Alive and well. Don’t worry. The Hun is strong, clever, and brave, but we are beating him. The past few days here have seemed like years – so much has happened.
France is beautiful. I think I’ll like it better than England. Maybe all of this free wine and champagne makes the difference! You see, it’s purer than the water from the wells which the Germans may have poisoned.
Au revoir,
Conrad"
He was KIA three days later, on June 14th, 1944. He is buried in the American cemetery in Normandy, France.

Posted by: exhelodrvr at May 27, 2024 08:13 AM (qpLSv)

142 Posted by: Skip at May 27, 2024 08:10 AM (fwDg9)

I do have his Battalion designation. But where do I go to find out more info based on that battalion?

Posted by: dantesed at May 27, 2024 08:13 AM (Oy/m2)

143 Jó reggelt Sefton Ur!

This is about my Uncle John.

I have posted this here before, and will do it again.

https://tinyurl.com/3v6fstd6

Posted by: Miklos at May 27, 2024 07:51 AM (wWqRd)

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I remember having read that before -- thank you.

Damn, it's been five years already, and in 10 days will be the 80th anniversary of D-Day. [I remember somebody noting a couple of years ago (2022) that we were now farther away from the end of WWII (77 years) than the beginning of WWII for us was from the end of the Civil War (76 years).

Posted by: ShainS -- Future Secretary of Retribution candidate at May 27, 2024 08:14 AM (bu09+)

144 Fly your American flag on this Memorial Day! 🇺🇸
Posted by: redridinghood at May 27, 2024 08:08 AM (NpAcC)


I had cereal for breakfast so I couldn't offer you any Spam.

Posted by: JT at May 27, 2024 08:14 AM (T4tVD)

145 Continuation of 139 and 141:
He was the CO of a heavy weapons platoon in the 116th Regt, 29th Division, and survived Omaha Beach.

Posted by: exhelodrvr at May 27, 2024 08:15 AM (qpLSv)

146 @121

>>Not only $75 a gallon, look closely at the label. A “gallon” is now 124 fl. oz now with some brands… Cute, huh?


My G-d you're right, this can of very expensive exterior paint is marked 126fl Oz.

Shrinkflation Bastards have come for paint!!!!!

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 27, 2024 08:17 AM (XV/Pl)

147 🫡

Posted by: Skip at May 27, 2024 08:18 AM (fwDg9)

148 exhelodrvr. Thanks for posting that, it puts the day into perspective.
Attending our first Memorial Day parade since we moved here 3 years ago. We understand that the parade organizers do a fabulous job of organizing and executing it. It is I believe it's 114th year.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at May 27, 2024 08:18 AM (2NHgQ)

149 dantesed,
The National Archives Annex is the best place to look. Not sure how much of that is available online now. I went in person about 10 years ago to look up info on my uncle.

Posted by: exhelodrvr at May 27, 2024 08:18 AM (qpLSv)

150 JJ, so nice to see you and thank you for putting this together for us even though you are still recovering. Appreciated more than you know.

May God rest the soul of that brave young man in the photo up top, and may He rest the souls of all the brave men and women who have died in defense of our country. We owe them a great debt.

Posted by: bluebell at May 27, 2024 08:19 AM (bS+DD)

151 103 Any word yet on the diversity of the unplanned re-docking crew?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - without abortion the black population would be 36 percent larger at May 27, 2024 07:58 AM (33xmU)
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Gaza Pier or ISS ?

Posted by: Ciampino - I surprise mysself sometimes at May 27, 2024 08:19 AM (qfLjt)

152 He was the CO of a heavy weapons platoon in the 116th Regt, 29th Division, and survived Omaha Beach.
Posted by: exhelodrvr at May 27, 2024 08:15 AM (qpLSv)
=-==
May his memory be a blessing

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 27, 2024 08:19 AM (RIvkX)

153 dantesed

Unit Histories is a place to look. For example, I got my grandfather's discharge papers, and he was in the 3rd Infantry at the 2nd Battle of the Marne. He was attached to a machine gun unit.

Bing searching military records for more ideas.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 27, 2024 08:19 AM (u82oZ)

154 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 27, 2024 08:20 AM (u82oZ)

155 I had cereal for breakfast so I couldn't offer you any Spam.
Posted by: JT at May 27, 2024 08:14 AM (T4tVD)
******
Cereal is always a better choice.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 27, 2024 08:21 AM (NpAcC)

156 Very glad to hear that you are home J.J.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 27, 2024 08:21 AM (XeU6L)

157 "The Most Dangerous Part Of The NYT Alito Flag Meltdown Is The Politicization Of Patriotism"

The Leftists are throwing American Patriotism into the same garbage can they threw every religion except Islam and heterosexuality.

Twenty years ago a big Democrat slogan was, "Dissent is the highest form of Patriotism!"

They cannot use that slogan anymore. Their entire base and too many of their so-called politicians hate the USA.

As they were taught by their parents and their teachers.

Posted by: Gref at May 27, 2024 08:21 AM (5fDan)

158 Tear jerker every year.

In Flanders fields the poppies blow
Between the crosses, row on row,
That mark our place; and in the sky
The larks, still bravely singing, fly
Scarce heard amid the guns below.

We are the Dead. Short days ago
We lived, felt dawn, saw sunset glow,
Loved and were loved, and now we lie,
In Flanders fields.

Take up our quarrel with the foe:
To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
If ye break faith with us who die
We shall not sleep, though poppies grow
In Flanders fields.

Posted by: Ciampino - Tissues needed at May 27, 2024 08:21 AM (qfLjt)

159 From a letter my uncle wrote home from England (I believe March, 1944):
"Soon ... I do not know how soon ... I shall have to demonstrate not only how much or how well I have learned the art of killing, but how well I have taught that abominable art to others. I know what's ahead. It won't be another pleasure trip, but though it may cost me my life, I wouldn't want to miss it! Should I be among the many who inevitably must fall, remember that I didn't go without realizing the possibility that I might lose my life. Remember, too, that I give my life willingly, that I do so out of love for my country and all its people ... even the traitors and selfish slackers. If I should die on the battlefield, I beg you to leave my body there. Some day our government may provide you the opportunity to visit my grave. If so, avail yourself of that opportunity."

Posted by: exhelodrvr at May 27, 2024 08:12 AM (qpLSv)

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Thank you for sharing that (and the heartbreaking follow-up).

* Getting dusty in here *

It's rare to find that level of maturity anywhere today, even amongst those of us well past 29 owing to the innumerable sacrifices of better men ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Future Secretary of Retribution candidate at May 27, 2024 08:21 AM (bu09+)

160 We put up patriotic buntings on our front porch. Sort of what you'd see in the "Southern Living" magazine. The flag was up until the storms came through.

I'll go fetch it later. It's safe in the garage.

Then it's storm clean up time.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 27, 2024 08:21 AM (Q4IgG)

161 Village Idiot's Apprentice

Top o ta mornin to ya, gov'nor.

I honor those who made the ultimate sacrifice. They strove to make the world better.

I will carry their torch as long as possible.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 27, 2024 08:21 AM (u82oZ)

162 Posted by: exhelodrvr at May 27, 2024 08:18 AM (qpLSv)

Thanks

Posted by: dantesed at May 27, 2024 08:22 AM (Oy/m2)

163 A dude in MI,
A lot of the individual personnel records were destroyed in a warehouse fire in St Louis back in the 60's. Unit records are available in the National Archives Annex.

Posted by: exhelodrvr at May 27, 2024 08:22 AM (qpLSv)

164 Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 27, 2024 08:19 AM (u82oZ)

Thank you as well.

Posted by: dantesed at May 27, 2024 08:22 AM (Oy/m2)

165 Dantesed as said try and find a detailed book on troop movement, also start search on internet.

Sadly I never asked my FiL much, but for a break time, then not long ago found it again from records of a company comrade what he did on D-Day. What I won't find he was wounded from a bayonet a few weeks after but after recovery returned to his unit.
That didn't happen often, many returned to combat would go where needed often to a different unit.

Posted by: Skip at May 27, 2024 08:23 AM (fwDg9)

166 The fire at the energy storage facility in San Diego should be a major story but the climate change narrative must not be beaten by reality. Therefore the propaganda ministries ain't covering it

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 27, 2024 08:24 AM (wu1+q)

167 Gref

Well said.

Been thinking on how to get around that.
Personal pain teaches no one without a vision of doing better. Got a cunning plan.

We can talk about it at the Tx meeting.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 27, 2024 08:24 AM (u82oZ)

168 I am planning on attending the Memorial Day ceremony at the State Veteran's cemetary here. It is a *miserable* day outside, 58 deg., rainy. I almost decided not to go, then thought about what GI's have endured over the years...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 27, 2024 08:25 AM (XeU6L)

169 In Flanders fields.
Posted by: Ciampino

As a kid, I "sold" poppies.

Posted by: Miklos did fundraising for Vets at May 27, 2024 08:25 AM (wWqRd)

170 Smell the Glove

Reality gets a vote, even if un-reported.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 27, 2024 08:25 AM (u82oZ)

171 >>The courage to go into hostile territory looks pretty damn good to me and others in this modern Age of Cowardice, Control, and Manipulation."

Looks even better when you see who the Libertarian Party just nominated.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 27, 2024 08:25 AM (LkLld)

172 Marxism is set to destroy Western civilization and turn it into a utopia but never gets past wanton murder and misery

Posted by: Skip at May 27, 2024 08:25 AM (fwDg9)

173 157
Posted by: Gref at May 27, 2024 08:21 AM (5fDan)
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Did you mean homosexuality?

It's very weird, two incompatible political lifestyles.

Posted by: Ciampino - queer indeed at May 27, 2024 08:26 AM (qfLjt)

174 My G-d you're right, this can of very expensive exterior paint is marked 126fl Oz.

Shrinkflation Bastards have come for paint!!!!!

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 27, 2024 08:17 AM (XV/Pl)

--------------

The Biden Junta Motto: "We have always been at war with Fluid Ounces ..."

Posted by: ShainS -- Future Secretary of Retribution candidate at May 27, 2024 08:26 AM (bu09+)

175 Have a great day, everyone.

I rejoice in the resilience of J.J.

Brain surgery last week, no martini from the nurses, and an excellent Morning Report on Monday. He is much man.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 27, 2024 08:28 AM (u82oZ)

176 169 In Flanders fields.
Posted by: Ciampino

As a kid, I "sold" poppies.

Posted by: Miklos did fundraising for Vets at May 27, 2024 08:25 AM (wWqRd)
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In Africa we observed Poppy Day and at school were given a poppy to wear.

Posted by: Ciampino - suxh wanton destruction of a generation at May 27, 2024 08:28 AM (qfLjt)

177 2 police stabbed today at the Jaffa Gate

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 27, 2024 08:29 AM (RIvkX)

178 Trees in the old days used to stand
And shape a shady lane
Where lovers wandered hand in hand
Who came from Carentan.//
This was the shining green canal
Where we came two by two
Walking at combat-interval.
Such trees we never knew.//
The day was early June, the ground
Was soft and bright with dew.
Far away the guns did sound,
But here the sky was blue.//
The sky was blue, but there a smoke
Hung still above the sea
Where the ships together spoke
To towns we could not see.//
Could you have seen us through a glass
You would have said a walk
Of farmers out to turn the grass,
Each with his own hay-fork.//
The watchers in their leopard suits
Waited till it was time,
And aimed between the belt and boot
And let the barrel climb.//

Posted by: exhelodrvr at May 27, 2024 08:30 AM (qpLSv)

179 ACTUAL FACT

Uncle John did not know exactly when he hit the beach at Omaha.

The men were told not to wear watches (if you had one) because it might glint in the sun and give the Germans something to shoot at.

Posted by: Miklos so recalls at May 27, 2024 08:30 AM (wWqRd)

180 Prayers for Trump.

President Biden plans to address former President Donald Trump’s Manhattan criminal trial in a “White House setting” when the jury delivers its verdict, according to a report.

tinyurl.com/ytw8f6ut

Posted by: redridinghood at May 27, 2024 08:31 AM (NpAcC)

181 That’s quite a bit of historical illiteracy, even for a troll.

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at May 27, 2024 08:31 AM (Y8lzz)

182 Happy to see you back, JJ! And, it's birthday week!

Posted by: Weakly Reader at May 27, 2024 08:32 AM (V5BDR)

183 I rejoice in the resilience of J.J.

Brain surgery last week, no martini from the nurses, and an excellent Morning Report on Monday. He is much man.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

Also on his Birfday

Posted by: JJ ways are best ways at May 27, 2024 08:32 AM (wWqRd)

184 I read that the Ls acknowledged Trump for showing up in hostile territory, and blasted Biden for being afraid to.

Posted by: davidt at May 27, 2024 08:32 AM (SYTee)

185 Poppies on Veterans Day. Some years back a couple hoods in Cleveland broke into a lady's car, stealing a case of poppies. They decided they could make some bucks soliciting "donations" for the poppies in front of the Terminal Tower. Cops picked them up and linked them to the auto burglary and possession of stolen goods. The judge was not amused, being a former Commander of the Department of Ohio, American Legion.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 27, 2024 08:33 AM (V5eKu)

186 172 Marxism is set to destroy Western civilization and turn it into a utopia but never gets past wanton murder and misery

Posted by: Skip at May 27, 2024 08:25 AM (fwDg9)


Marxism, communism, and socialism have to be forced upon a vast majority of any population because they go against human nature.

Posted by: Gref at May 27, 2024 08:33 AM (5fDan)

187 Continuation of 178:
Carentan O Carentan by Louis Simpson

I must lie down at once, there is
A hammer at my knee.
And call it death or cowardice,
Don’t count again on me.//
Everything’s all right, Mother,
Everyone gets the same
At one time or another.
It’s all in the game.//
I never strolled, nor ever shall,
Down such a leafy lane.
I never drank in a canal,
Nor ever shall again.//

Posted by: exhelodrvr at May 27, 2024 08:33 AM (qpLSv)

188 The fire at the energy storage facility in San Diego should be a major story but the climate change narrative must not be beaten by reality. Therefore the propaganda ministries ain't covering it
Posted by: Smell the Glove
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Well, it's only been burning for 11 days...give 'em time...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 27, 2024 08:33 AM (XeU6L)

189 President Biden plans to address former President Donald Trump’s Manhattan criminal trial in a “White House setting” when the jury delivers its verdict, according to a report.


Well this is new

Posted by: Norms!! at May 27, 2024 08:33 AM (wWqRd)

190 Continuation of 188 (Sorry - it kept rejecting the post!)
There is a whistling in the leaves
And it is not the wind,
The twigs are falling from the knives
That cut men to the ground.//
Tell me, Master-Sergeant,
The way to turn and shoot.
But the Sergeant’s silent
That taught me how to do it.//
O Captain, show us quickly
Our place upon the map.
But the Captain’s sickly
And taking a long nap.//
Lieutenant, what’s my duty,
My place in the platoon?
He too’s a sleeping beauty,
Charmed by that strange tune.//
CarentanOCarentan
Before we met with you
We never yet had lost a man
Or known what death could do.//

Posted by: exhelodrvr at May 27, 2024 08:34 AM (qpLSv)

191 167 Gref

Well said.

Been thinking on how to get around that.
Personal pain teaches no one without a vision of doing better. Got a cunning plan.

We can talk about it at the Tx meeting.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 27, 2024 08:24 AM (u82oZ)


I'm looking forward to seeing you and discussing your idea. Take care, my good man.

Posted by: Gref at May 27, 2024 08:34 AM (5fDan)

192 Perhaps this Memorial Day sone thought must also be given to the rightwing politicians (and those who supported them) who began unnecessary and unwinnable wars in Vietnam...
====
The troll is right for a change, LBJ was a dick

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 27, 2024 08:34 AM (RIvkX)

193 Marxism is set to destroy Western civilization and turn it into a utopia but never gets past wanton murder and misery

Posted by: Skip at May 27, 2024 08:25 AM (fwDg9)


Well...that's the fun part.

Sorta like eating your dessert before eating your Brussels sprouts.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 27, 2024 08:35 AM (eDfFs)

194 In Africa we observed Poppy Day and at school were given a poppy to wear.
Posted by: Ciampino

Posted by: *Miklos refuses Ashley Biden joke* at May 27, 2024 08:36 AM (wWqRd)

195 Little known fact. Spam was introduced to the South Seas to wean the natives off the Uncle Bosey stew.

Posted by: Bone Apetit! at May 27, 2024 08:36 AM (V5BDR)

196 Welcome back, JJ. We missed you.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 27, 2024 08:37 AM (v6JzV)

197 > President Biden plans to address former President Donald Trump’s Manhattan criminal trial in a “White House setting” when the jury delivers its verdict, according to a report.
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Then I presume they know ahead of time what the verdict will be.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 27, 2024 08:37 AM (Q4IgG)

198 See the parde starts at 9 so better hit road soon

Posted by: Skip at May 27, 2024 08:37 AM (fwDg9)

199 Conrad"
He was KIA three days later, on June 14th, 1944. He is buried in the American cemetery in Normandy, France.
Posted by: exhelodrvr at May 27, 2024 08:13 AM (qpLSv
Pappy Eromero made it through D-Day with the 29th Inf Div., then was wounded on the 22nd at Saint Lo. So short a time, but plenty long enough for a 20 year old cotton farmer.

Posted by: Eromero at May 27, 2024 08:38 AM (o2ZRX)

200 Boker Tov Patriots

For those that did not come home

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 27, 2024 08:38 AM (SHAib)

201 President Biden plans to address former President Donald Trump’s Manhattan criminal trial in a “White House setting” when the jury delivers its verdict, according to a report.


Well this is new
Posted by: Norms!! at May 27, 2024 08:33 AM (wWqRd)



Sooooo...I guess if any one needed confirmation that the Fix is in, and-

that there's been illegal White House collusion and influence in Trump's """"trial"""",

here it is.

Scum.

Bags.


America...we hardly knew ye!

Posted by: naturalfake at May 27, 2024 08:39 AM (eDfFs)

202 So happy to have you back, JJ!

Posted by: Moonbeam at May 27, 2024 08:39 AM (rbKZ6)

203 On this Memorial Day an excerpt rom my dad's WWII diary on the Anzio beach head in early 1944:

Feb 16, 1944
The “hot” beachhead suddenly became “hotter”. Gerry hit with all the artillery he had at 0600 this morning. Our work here in CB ran wild. All the CPs and batteries seemed to be shelled at once.
Brig CP and rear area quite heavily shelled. Chaplain Wallace, McDaniel, Pratt and Metz were all killed by a single round. Irony of fate. Three out of the first four killed in the battery were listed as non-combatants.


Irony of Fate, indeed.

May God Bless Wallace, McDaniel, Pratt and Metz as we honor their ultimate sacrifice aloong with many thousands of others.

Gerry= German military
CB = counter battery
CP = Command Post


Posted by: Hampster and potato cannon at May 27, 2024 08:39 AM (991eG)

204 Howard Samuel Pontuck
First Lieutenant
MOBILE ADV TEAM 12, ADV TEAM 56, HQ, MACV ADVISORS, MACV
Army of the United States
New York, New York
October 02, 1943 to March 08, 1968

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 27, 2024 08:40 AM (SHAib)

205 Read Triumph Forsaken then Triumph Regained
They ( Democrats)tried to lose the war, and it was or could have been won but the next book sure to say how it was lost fo good. The North Vietnamese did their best to slaughter as many as possible and could have turned into a like South Korea story but ended in misery

Posted by: Skip at May 27, 2024 08:41 AM (fwDg9)

206 173 157
Posted by: Gref at May 27, 2024 08:21 AM (5fDan)
----
Did you mean homosexuality?

It's very weird, two incompatible political lifestyles.

Posted by: Ciampino - queer indeed at May 27, 2024 08:26 AM (qfLjt)


I mean heterosexuality. Leftists for the most part are heterosexual but they are publicly tossing it into the garbage for several reasons. Politics, trashing all basic American values, continuing their war on religion, and so on.

Posted by: Gref at May 27, 2024 08:41 AM (5fDan)

207 @JewishWarrior13

BREAKING: There is a serious incident in Rafah, Egyptian soldiers opened fire on IDF forces. Details to come

Posted by: JackStraw at May 27, 2024 08:42 AM (LkLld)

208 Then I presume they know ahead of time what the verdict will be.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 27, 2024 08:37 AM (Q4IgG)

Of course. The easiest prediction in modern history. They need the conviction -- all plans and contingencies going forward depend on it.

Posted by: Ordinary American at May 27, 2024 08:42 AM (Nz25F)

209 Good to see your post, JJ.
I hope you are feeling better?

Posted by: Dr. Claw at May 27, 2024 08:42 AM (roH4R)

210 175 Have a great day, everyone.

I rejoice in the resilience of J.J.

Brain surgery last week, no martini from the nurses, and an excellent Morning Report on Monday. He is much man.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 27, 2024 08:28 AM (u82oZ)


More than a martini I could use an enema.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 27, 2024 08:42 AM (x0n13)

211 SpaceX Falcon 9 launch time change
New T-Zero: Lift-Off is targeted for 10:56 a.m. EDT, 1456 UTC, 16:56 CEST, with backup opportunities available until 11:30 a.m. EDT.

https://www.youtube.com/live/MDHSTu9AE4U

Posted by: Ciampino - launch is not the same as lunch at May 27, 2024 08:43 AM (qfLjt)

212 I only buy Sherwin-Williams best exterior paint and it's wonderful, but only buy it when it's on sale 30-40% off. They also have the coolest slogan and it's both inspirational and aspirational.

Posted by: Cover the Earth at May 27, 2024 08:43 AM (V5BDR)

213 175 Have a great day, everyone.

I rejoice in the resilience of J.J.

Brain surgery last week, no martini from the nurses, and an excellent Morning Report on Monday. He is much man.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 27, 2024 08:28 AM (u82oZ)


More than a martini I could use an enema.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 27, 2024 08:42 AM (x0n13)



Morphine is one hell of a drug.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 27, 2024 08:43 AM (eDfFs)

214 More than a martini I could use an enema.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 27, 2024 08:42 AM (x0n13)
===
There's a prayer for that

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 27, 2024 08:44 AM (RIvkX)

215 More than a martini I could use an enema.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 27, 2024 08:42 AM (x0n13)

Oh My!

Posted by: George Takei at May 27, 2024 08:45 AM (SYTee)

216 More than a martini I could use an enema.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 27, 2024 08:42 AM (x0n13)
----
A coffee and tobacco smoke enema?

Posted by: Ciampino - launch is not quite the same as lunch at May 27, 2024 08:45 AM (qfLjt)

217 More than a martini I could use an enema.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 27, 2024 08:42 AM (x0n13)

You can boot a stiff drink, you know.

Posted by: George Floyd at May 27, 2024 08:46 AM (V5BDR)

218 Grandpa Aspirin Factory survived Normandy. Took a bullet in the leg later at the Battle of the Bulge. Probably a good number of his company is buried over there. He didn't talk about things hardly at all.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 27, 2024 08:47 AM (2QA3G)

219 Mayor Pete

"Now, in order to do a charger, it's more than just plugging a small device into the ground," the secretary said. "There's utility work, and this is also really a new category of federal investment. But we've been working with each of the 50 states."

commercial grade 3 phase
car parking pad(s)
charger

Yes these technologies are so far in the future they can only be designed by government employees with secret government employee powers.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 27, 2024 08:47 AM (ENQN6)

220 “Dribbleface” has got to be the worst surname ever.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 27, 2024 08:47 AM (v6JzV)

221 More than a martini I could use an enema.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 27, 2024 08:42 AM (x0n13)

What do you call Uncle Joe after an enema?

CLEAR

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 27, 2024 08:48 AM (ENQN6)

222 Toast to my former CO, Tommy Nelson, who passed last month. A true iconoclast. How they ever made him the CO of a SEAL Team, I'll never know, as he was the least Navy-ish, careerist, button-down, regulations guy I ever met. Imagine a beach bum who finds himself commanding a Team. In the pre-beeper, pre-cell phone days, our recall number for him was a beach bar, The Pennant, in Mission Beach.

Helluva operator in 'Nam. Loved the guy. RIP, Skipper.

Posted by: goatexchange at May 27, 2024 08:49 AM (mDAxd)

223 Good morning, horde.

Don't get to see the morning report except on holidays, so here I am. Thank you for it, J. J., and continued praise and prayers for your recovery.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at May 27, 2024 08:49 AM (OX9vb)

224 More than a martini I could use an enema.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

One Sefton Special, coming right up

Posted by: bartender Miklos at May 27, 2024 08:50 AM (wWqRd)

225 In his acceptance speech, [Libertarian Party Presidential candidate] Oliver denounced Israel as committing “genocide in Gaza,” and vowed that he would “fight the war machine.”
-American Greatness
===
Noted, douchebags.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 27, 2024 08:50 AM (RIvkX)

226 “Dribbleface” has got to be the worst surname ever.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

Aye laddie

Posted by: Angus McDribbleface at May 27, 2024 08:51 AM (wWqRd)

227 So good to see you, JJ!

Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at May 27, 2024 08:51 AM (SfhV1)

228 JJ my Rx for your problem is a Morning Thunder. 1 part prune juice, 1 part Valu-Rite.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 27, 2024 08:51 AM (RIvkX)

229 Dribbleface is Prolapse Paul's last name.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 27, 2024 08:52 AM (2QA3G)

230 Well this is new
Posted by: Norms!!
--------
Proving it is Lawfare; and hinting that the verdict has already been reached and shit-head is being forewarned of it.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 27, 2024 08:53 AM (ZdexC)

231 Noted, douchebags.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

You shall hear from our solicitors!

Posted by: Lord and Lady Douchebad, supported by the Earl of Sandwich at May 27, 2024 08:53 AM (wWqRd)

232 For my Memorial Day story, I will talk about my wife's grandfather. Served in WW2, went from First Sergeant to Private then back to First Sergeant. Apparently, he had a rather interesting career while he was in.

Posted by: NR Pax at May 27, 2024 08:53 AM (lXCUP)

233 > More than a martini I could use an enema.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
------------
Questions.... so many questions.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 27, 2024 08:53 AM (Q4IgG)

234 216 More than a martini I could use an enema.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 27, 2024 08:42 AM (x0n13)

Prune juice actually does work.. I'd skip the Valu-rite

Posted by: It's me donna at May 27, 2024 08:54 AM (Akjoo)

235 225
'Libertarian Party Presidential candidate'

Did you really expect anything different from democrats too embarrassed to call themselves democrats?

I am a glass is half full guy. This just makes it more clear who the Ls are and as such that they will only steal votes from Biden.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at May 27, 2024 08:54 AM (roH4R)

236 Ah, the Libertarians. Proving their irrelevance once again.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 27, 2024 08:54 AM (v6JzV)

237 Proving it is Lawfare; and hinting that the verdict has already been reached and shit-head is being forewarned of it.
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 27, 2024 08:53 AM (ZdexC)

This is what I'm thinking

Posted by: It's me donna at May 27, 2024 08:54 AM (Akjoo)

238 /stupid sock fail @204

Posted by: Muldoon at May 27, 2024 08:55 AM (991eG)

239 210

'More than a martini I could use an enema.'

Shaken or stirred?

Posted by: Dr. Claw at May 27, 2024 08:55 AM (roH4R)

240 Ah, the Libertarians. Proving their irrelevance once again.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus


say that again?

Posted by: Libertarians, too stoned to spell "irrelevance" at May 27, 2024 08:56 AM (wWqRd)

241 On way a policeman was getting out a push broom to get a very large turtle off the road, hope it was still living, didn't look like it got hit.

Posted by: Skip at May 27, 2024 08:56 AM (zYVbi)

242 Buttigieg Can’t Explain Why Biden Has Only Built ‘Seven or Eight’ EV Charging Stations
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He also claimed Global Warming causes clear-air turbulence as happened to that Asian aircraft last week, injuring many and with the one fatal heart attack.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 27, 2024 08:57 AM (ZdexC)

243 238 /stupid sock fail @204
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203

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 27, 2024 08:58 AM (ZdexC)

244 But we LIKE our 3% every four years.

And weed. Lotsa weed.

Posted by: Libertarians at May 27, 2024 08:59 AM (dg+HA)

245
If I was on that jury I'd suggest to fellow jury members that we hang the decision. Secretly. It's not as if every Trump supporter is a choir boy. The left isn't gonna like it either, but whatcha gonna do.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 27, 2024 08:59 AM (RKVpM)

246 Parked across the street from cemetery, others are gathering hete so hope they know more than me, still some threatening clouds out

Posted by: Skip at May 27, 2024 09:00 AM (zYVbi)

247 BREAKING

Philadelphia Fed reports that the key Skip sector accounts for 5.6% of entire US GDP

Posted by: MiklosWatch at May 27, 2024 09:00 AM (wWqRd)

248 Was hoping to see the so-called president on the Rehoboth bike trail this weekend, but I think he's in Wilmington. Guess the optics of the old bastard falling again vs. looking vital on a bike are too much to chance. Sad.

Posted by: Biden Falls at May 27, 2024 09:00 AM (V5BDR)

249 I could see the Chinese illegals preparing one or more distractions in this country while they expand in Asia.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 27, 2024 09:01 AM (hl0Ji)

250 The jury was selected with great care. They will deliver for their masters.

Posted by: davidt at May 27, 2024 09:01 AM (SYTee)

251 More than a martini I could use an enema.

A Moving Moment - a limerick

JJ's recovery was Moroon-ic
At a speed that approached supersonic
But his nethers are blocked
So could someone concoct
A bracing room temperature colonic?

Posted by: Muldoon at May 27, 2024 09:01 AM (991eG)

252 Prune juice actually does work.. I'd skip the Valu-rite
Posted by: It's me donna at May 27, 2024 08:54 AM (Akjoo)
===

Do not take Valu-Rite if you are allergic to Valu-Rite.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 27, 2024 09:02 AM (RIvkX)

253 Welcome back, JJ. Very glad to "see" you back in the saddle, so to speak.

Posted by: runner at May 27, 2024 09:02 AM (9pFgx)

254 I am sure they set up the Kangaroo Court perfectly so assume the outcome is known, and to be sure the jury had a week off ( and take it that is never done) to make sure their heads are right

Posted by: Skip at May 27, 2024 09:03 AM (zYVbi)

255 G'mornin' everyone! & a special Welcome Back! to JJ!

looks like a pretty thorough job to me JJ! Thanks!

so happy to hear all is well with you so far, prayers will continue!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 27, 2024 09:03 AM (tQtDb)

256 "It’s open season on Israelis all over Europe."

==

Eurotrash never learns.

Posted by: runner at May 27, 2024 09:04 AM (9pFgx)

257 On the subject of prunes-is two enough, is six too many?

Posted by: Glad To See You Go at May 27, 2024 09:05 AM (V5BDR)

258 More than a martini I could use an enema.
-------
When my 93-year-old dad cracked a rib, he could only stand the morphine for about a week because he hated the weird dreams and the constipation [despite a Rx laxative] so I kept him on the daily max for Advil instead. [Or one pill under the max.]

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 27, 2024 09:05 AM (ZdexC)

259 The Chrysler Colonic never made it past the concept car stage.
It was butt ugly.

Posted by: Car geek at May 27, 2024 09:07 AM (dg+HA)

260 With friends like prunes, who needs enemas?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 27, 2024 09:07 AM (v6JzV)

261 JJ,
So glad you are well enough to be with us. You were missed bigly.

I had to jumpstart my system many times after chemo. I relied on yogurt. Don't think of it as food, just as medicine.

Posted by: Wenda at May 27, 2024 09:09 AM (6oyA/)

262 In Flanders Fields
By John McCrae
1872 – 1918

In Flanders fields the poppies blow
Between the crosses, row on row,
That mark our place; and in the sky
The larks, still bravely singing, fly
Scarce heard amid the guns below.

We are the Dead. Short days ago
We lived, felt dawn, saw sunset glow,
Loved and were loved, and now we lie
In Flanders fields.

Take up our quarrel with the foe:
To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
If ye break faith with us who die
We shall not sleep, though poppies grow
In Flanders fields.


Posted by: tankdemon at May 27, 2024 09:09 AM (5D4aW)

263 A bracing room temperature colonic?
Posted by: Muldoon

Is JJ bionic?

Posted by: Miklos and the World Wonders at May 27, 2024 09:09 AM (wWqRd)

264 I have had a therapeutic dose of opiates in my system 24/7 since 2006 and was only stopped up once.

Posted by: Black Draught at May 27, 2024 09:10 AM (V5BDR)

265 The Chrysler Colonic never made it past the concept car stage.
It was butt ugly.

********

My uncle test drove one of the prototype models. He said it ran like it had a banana up its tailpipe.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 27, 2024 09:10 AM (991eG)

266 J.J, most important is that you are well on the way to beating a terrible disease. For that reason alone it is good to see you back in some way.

As a new member of the Blue Card Mafia I say that all gave some, some gave all.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 27, 2024 09:10 AM (8sMut)

267 Exhelo, thanks for posting that poem by Louis Simpson. Very moving.

Posted by: skywch at May 27, 2024 09:11 AM (uqhmb)

268 Do not take Valu-Rite if you are allergic to Valu-Rite.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

No allergies here, Doc

Posted by: Miklos is generally content at May 27, 2024 09:12 AM (wWqRd)

269 Left some prunes out today
Just plum forgot.

Posted by: Oh no. It's starting at May 27, 2024 09:12 AM (dg+HA)

270 259 The Chrysler Colonic never made it past the concept car stage.
It was butt ugly.

Posted by: Car geek at May 27, 2024 09:07 AM (dg+HA)
----
They didn't tell you about the chronic exhaust leak.

Posted by: Ciampino - launch is not quite the same as lunch! at May 27, 2024 09:13 AM (qfLjt)

271 My uncle test drove one of the prototype models. He said it ran like it had a banana up its tailpipe.
Posted by: Muldoon

Yes, we have no bananas today

Posted by: EV charging stations at May 27, 2024 09:13 AM (wWqRd)

272 And since it is TMI Day, my own constipation medical horror story is [gross warning]
.
.
.
.
.
that when I was to have been given a barium swallow, the night nurse [I wasn't at home] forgot to give me access to water overnight, I take it you're supposed to drink plenty of water to mitigate the barium's effect. So once returned home, I took probably 25 minutes to pass one stool the size and shape of an avocado! It was the pits!
.
.
.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 27, 2024 09:13 AM (ZdexC)

273 Left some prunes out today
Just plum forgot.

Posted by: Oh no. It's starting at May 27, 2024 09:12 AM (dg+HA)



Then stop raisin hell about it!


Posted by: naturalfake at May 27, 2024 09:14 AM (eDfFs)

274 Mrs. Wrecks is watching CBS News and, apparently, the Jews are killing kids again.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 27, 2024 09:14 AM (L/fGl)

275 274 Mrs. Wrecks is watching CBS News

That's where she made her mistake

Posted by: It's me donna at May 27, 2024 09:15 AM (Akjoo)

276 225 In his acceptance speech, [Libertarian Party Presidential candidate] Oliver denounced Israel as committing “genocide in Gaza,” and vowed that he would “fight the war machine.”
-American Greatness
===
Noted, douchebags.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 27, 2024 08:50 AM (RIvkX)

Libertarians not wanting to lift a finger to defend anything? And disgusted that anyone else would want to defend themselves? Say it isn’t so!

Besides, thinking about why Israel is defending themselves or why we have a military will cut in on their all important hippie lettuce time.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 27, 2024 09:15 AM (8sMut)

277 Left some prunes out today
Just plum forgot.

Posted by: Oh no. It's starting at May 27, 2024 09:12 AM (dg+HA)


Then stop raisin hell about it!


Posted by: naturalfake


Sour grapes

Posted by: Miklos, condemned by ye gods at May 27, 2024 09:16 AM (wWqRd)

278 Citizen Free Press
@CitizenFreePres

NFL starting center Billy Price suddenly retires at 29 after massive blood clot found in lungs.

‘Unprovoked pulmonary embolism with no medical explanation.’

Hmm, what could possibly be the cause.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 27, 2024 09:16 AM (NpAcC)

279 Someone stole my laxatives and prunes!
They really cleaned me out!

Posted by: Make it stop at May 27, 2024 09:16 AM (dg+HA)

280 Obstipation, constipation
No Can Doo
We've got laxatives
How 'bout you!?

Matriculate that "ball" down the "field", JJ!

IYKWIM

Posted by: Muldoon at May 27, 2024 09:16 AM (991eG)

281 ‘Heroin, why can’t you be true?
Oh heroin, why can’t you be true?
You done started back doin’ the things you used to do.’

Posted by: Eromero at May 27, 2024 09:17 AM (o2ZRX)

282 Remembering my grandfather who was a surgeon who followed the troops from Normandy into Europe.
Remembering my father who flew bombers in Vietnam. He and my mother are in Arlington.
I miss them every day.

Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at May 27, 2024 09:17 AM (J8OCH)

283 Pardee still down 2 blocks

Posted by: Skip at May 27, 2024 09:17 AM (zYVbi)

284 Rancida Tlaib Suggests Voting Against Biden for Handling of War in Gaza

-
Dumber than dog shit.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 27, 2024 09:17 AM (L/fGl)

285 *watching CBS News*

Fake, but accurate.

Posted by: Dan Blather at May 27, 2024 09:18 AM (dg+HA)

286 More than a martini I could use an enema.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 27, 2024 08:42 AM (x0n13)

Eat at Taco Bell

Posted by: JT at May 27, 2024 09:18 AM (T4tVD)

287
I could see the Chinese illegals preparing one or more distractions in this country while they expand in Asia.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 27, 2024 09:01 AM


Exactly This.

china moves on Taiwan, and before they can get biden up & medicated to a "functioning" level, the CCP sleeper cells engage...the grid goes down, one or three refineries blows up, a dam breaks...

you know...all the purely coincidental siht what happens

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 27, 2024 09:18 AM (tljrc)

288 Matriculate that "ball" down the "field", JJ!

IYKWIM
Posted by: Muldoon

Whole lotta matriculatin' goin' on up in theah

Posted by: Miklos as Rush Limbaugh as Fritz Hollings at May 27, 2024 09:19 AM (wWqRd)

289 Disintegrated gall bladder, pancreatitis and morphine. Yep, been there. Colace, water and lots of water.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at May 27, 2024 09:19 AM (2NHgQ)

290 Astronomers discover nearby Earth-sized exoplanet only slightly hotter than Earth

So a barren uninhabitable desolation, devoid of all life.

Posted by: climate "scientists" at May 27, 2024 09:20 AM (OguvZ)

291 I miss Rush.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 27, 2024 09:20 AM (dg+HA)

292 277 Left some prunes out today
Just plum forgot.

Posted by: Oh no. It's starting at May 27, 2024 09:12 AM (dg+HA)


Then stop raisin hell about it!


Posted by: naturalfake


Sour grapes

Posted by: Miklos, condemned by ye gods at May 27, 2024 09:16 AM (wWqRd)
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I couldn't give a fig.

Posted by: Ciampino - but I love figs at May 27, 2024 09:20 AM (qfLjt)

293 This has turned into a really shitty thread.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 27, 2024 09:21 AM (v6JzV)

294 will do, H7!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 27, 2024 09:21 AM (tQtDb)

295 Those of you posting the WWII era letters…

Call me crazy but I am marveling at how well they are written compared to those of similar ages in today’s time.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 27, 2024 09:21 AM (8sMut)

296 293 This has turned into a really shitty thread.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 27, 2024 09:21 AM (v6JzV)

Or lack thereof...

Posted by: It's me donna at May 27, 2024 09:21 AM (Akjoo)

297 The Chrysler Colonic never made it past the concept car stage.
It was butt ugly.
Posted by: Car geek
----
You can get it in any color you want as long as it's brown.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 27, 2024 09:22 AM (ZdexC)

298 ... the planet has a surface temperature estimated at around 107 degrees.

********

That is an oddly specific number.

Any chance they could be making it up?

Posted by: Muldoon at May 27, 2024 09:22 AM (991eG)

299 293 This has turned into a really shitty thread.

I got this.

Posted by: Presidentish Biden's diaper at May 27, 2024 09:22 AM (dg+HA)

300 I miss Rush.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty

I am wearing an autographed Rush Limbaugh "Preserve America" shirt at this moment.

Posted by: Miklos got one when he could at May 27, 2024 09:23 AM (wWqRd)

301 On The Last Post, and on Wait for Me:
How can such men be, and where are they in numbers that matter, today? The past is filled with them, volumes are written about the sacrifice and duty.
Today?

Posted by: Dan Patterson at May 27, 2024 09:23 AM (KWA+M)

302 300 I miss Rush.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty

I am wearing an autographed Rush Limbaugh "Preserve America" shirt at this moment.
Posted by: Miklos got one when he could at May 27, 2024 09:23 AM (wWqRd)

I got some Rush ties in the closet. )

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 27, 2024 09:24 AM (8sMut)

303 That is an oddly specific number.

Any chance they could be making it up?
Posted by: Muldoon

NO

And stand six feet away from me

Posted by: Dr. "Big Tony" Fauci at May 27, 2024 09:24 AM (wWqRd)

304 300 I miss Rush.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty

I am wearing an autographed Rush Limbaugh "Preserve America" shirt at this moment.
Posted by: Miklos got one when he could at May 27, 2024 09:23 AM (wWqRd

I was on the air twice with Rush many moons ago.. Snerdley kept you entertained while you waited to get on...

Posted by: It's me donna at May 27, 2024 09:25 AM (Akjoo)

305 @JewishWarrior13

BREAKING: There is a serious incident in Rafah, Egyptian soldiers opened fire on IDF forces. Details to come
Posted by: JackStraw at May 27, 2024 08:42 AM (LkLld)
-

So far, one dead attacking Egyptian soldier reported.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 27, 2024 09:25 AM (tbAq/)

306 Watched "Saving Private Ryan" on Paramount yesterday. Seems they cut the scene where Mellish is showing his Star of David to German captives and saying "Juden, Juden". Triggering, I guess. Pissed me off.

Posted by: BignJames at May 27, 2024 09:25 AM (AwYPR)

307 Greetings, conversationalists, all across the fruited plain...

Posted by: To the bass riff of Chrissie Hynde at May 27, 2024 09:25 AM (dg+HA)

308 "The jury was selected with great care. They will deliver for their masters."

They made it extraordinarily easy for those who didn't want to participate to leave. And if you were "normal" why would you stay? A hundred left in one day.

You'd only stay if you wanted social credit for hanging Trump.

Posted by: Ignoramus at May 27, 2024 09:26 AM (Gse2f)

309
BREAKING: There is a serious incident in Rafah, Egyptian soldiers opened fire on IDF forces. Details to come
Posted by: JackStraw at May 27, 2024 08:42 AM (LkLld)

Uh Oh

Posted by: It's me donna at May 27, 2024 09:26 AM (Akjoo)

310 It's also possible the Chinese are here to look after their "investments" (both physical and political) in the likely event the country goes tits up.

Yea, they'd like to see us go down, but there is still a lot of stuff here they can leverage. Or steal. Or both.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 27, 2024 09:26 AM (Q4IgG)

311 Snerdley kept you entertained while you waited to get on...
Posted by: It's me donna

Bo Snerdley is still alive and thriving.

Unlike some other Beaus who I won't mention.

Posted by: A Brave man dies once; a Beau dies a thousand deaths at May 27, 2024 09:28 AM (wWqRd)

312 This has turned into a really shitty thread.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 27, 2024 09:21 AM (v6JzV)
-

They wrecked 'em again!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 27, 2024 09:29 AM (tbAq/)

313 Call me crazy but I am marveling at how well they are written compared to those of similar ages in today’s time.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33

*******

Oh very definitely. At 24 years of age my dad was a young captain in charge oof a counter-artillery battery at Anzio. Helped formulate the contingency artillery battle plans for VI Corps in the planning for the breakout from the Sitzkrieg stalemate.


24-year-olds today, well...

No comparison, really

Posted by: Muldoon at May 27, 2024 09:29 AM (991eG)

314 Leave it to WaPo to find controversy in Memorial Day. You see one of the first mentions was of Confederate Widows putting flowers of the graves of their loved ones.. The horror...

Posted by: It's me donna at May 27, 2024 09:30 AM (Akjoo)

315 Uh Oh
Posted by: It's me donna at May 27, 2024 09:26 AM (Akjoo)
-

Happened hours ago and appears isolated.

Certainly not surprising, knowing from past Egyptian soldier experiences.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 27, 2024 09:30 AM (tbAq/)

316 Off topic but what the heck.

The Russian revolution and Bolshevik takeover. Were there any known black revolutionaries there with Lenin and company? I don't mean sympathizers abroad. I mean participants, Red Army leaders, key Party members, officers, documented black Communist Party members in Soviet Russia.

The film makers who cast "A Gentleman In Moscow" think so, and cast POCs in this all-in-Moscow film.

And of course Wiki wants you to know the revolution was as diverse as, say, the George Floyd marches.

Posted by: Mr Gaga at May 27, 2024 09:30 AM (KiBMU)

317 274 Mrs. Wrecks is watching CBS News and, apparently, the Jews are killing kids again.
----
Early this AM all of ours was full of "IDF kills 35 in Rafah attack" while only slightly hinting that the Hamassholes had been firing rockets from the site of the IDF reply although they did point out there were no Israeli casualties from the rocketing.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 27, 2024 09:31 AM (ZdexC)

318 IDF and Egyptian soldier, bound to happen. Will be surprised if it was more than one that started it. Others may have joined in after the first shot. 48 hour rule applies here.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at May 27, 2024 09:31 AM (2NHgQ)

319 BREAKING: There is a serious incident in Rafah, Egyptian soldiers opened fire on IDF forces. Details to come
Posted by: JackStraw at May 27, 2024 08:42 AM (LkLld)


The IDF returned fire, killing 106,412 Egyptian women and babies.

Posted by: UNRWA at May 27, 2024 09:31 AM (OguvZ)

320 ART THREAD IS NOOD

Posted by: Skip at May 27, 2024 09:31 AM (zYVbi)

321 It looks like a newspaper, but it's not.

Posted by: The Washington Compost at May 27, 2024 09:32 AM (dg+HA)

322 Welcome back, J.J.! Thank you for all you do to keep all of us morons informed, and our blood pressure medication provider happy.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy now with twice the crazy at May 27, 2024 09:34 AM (iODuv)

323 Seen on a cake:

CONGRATULATIONS
VALID VICTORIAN

Posted by: Ciampino - but I love figs, I do I do at May 27, 2024 09:34 AM (qfLjt)

324 Oh very definitely. At 24 years of age my dad was a young captain in charge oof a counter-artillery battery at Anzio. Helped formulate the contingency artillery battle plans for VI Corps in the planning for the breakout from the Sitzkrieg stalemate.


24-year-olds today, well...

No comparison, really
Posted by: Muldoon

It should be published.

Posted by: Miklos, with a degree in History and Stuff at May 27, 2024 09:35 AM (wWqRd)

325 293 This has turned into a really shitty thread.
----
Or is it the opposite of a shitty thread??

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 27, 2024 09:36 AM (ZdexC)

326 Leave it to WaPo to find controversy in Memorial Day. You see one of the first mentions was of Confederate Widows putting flowers of the graves of their loved ones.. The horror...
Posted by: It's me donna

=

Did they talk about how the yankees refused to let the Southerners decorate the graves of their dead at Arlington, and the night before the ceremony there was a big storm that blew all the yankee flowers onto the Southern side?

Or did they skip that part where God did that?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - without abortion the black population would be 36 percent larger at May 27, 2024 09:36 AM (33xmU)

327 Great to see you here, J.J!! Thank you. 🙏

In Flanders Fields, By John McCrae

In Flanders fields the poppies blow
Between the crosses, row on row,
That mark our place; and in the sky
The larks, still bravely singing, fly
Scarce heard amid the guns below.

We are the Dead. Short days ago
We lived, felt dawn, saw sunset glow,
Loved and were loved, and now we lie,
In Flanders fields.

Take up our quarrel with the foe:
To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
If ye break faith with us who die
We shall not sleep, though poppies grow
In Flanders fields.

Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at May 27, 2024 09:42 AM (NFX2v)

328 295 Those of you posting the WWII era letters…

Call me crazy but I am marveling at how well they are written compared to those of similar ages in today’s time.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 27, 2024 09:21 AM (8sMut)

The eloquence of some Civil War soldiers still amazes me.

Posted by: tankdemon at May 27, 2024 09:50 AM (5D4aW)

329 Latest Rafah spin...

Attack hit a camp for Displaced Persons People

Gaza's Health Ministry say women, children and elderly people among the dead

Israeli Military says it was targeting a Hamas installation

Military says it killed two senior Hamas militants

Strike came hours after Hamas fired barrage of rockets from Gaza [not too loaded a sentence there, eh?!]

Death toll from strike on Gaza's city of Rafah rises to at least 45 [it was 35 last night!]
----
Gee, even "Persons" is too much for the DEI crowd so it's People now?? I guess being able to use Displaced Person and knowing it means 'one refugee' [so to speak] goes against the "they" = "singular" usage.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 27, 2024 09:51 AM (ZdexC)

330 320 ART THREAD IS NOOD
Posted by: Skip at May 27, 2024 09:31 AM (zYVbi)

Nood- my favorite type of Art Thread.

Posted by: tankdemon at May 27, 2024 09:52 AM (5D4aW)

331 Tank Demon:
Agreed. The men of that age were not distracted by matriarchy or video games.

Posted by: Dan Patterson at May 27, 2024 09:54 AM (KWA+M)

332 300 I miss Rush.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty

I am wearing an autographed Rush Limbaugh "Preserve America" shirt at this moment.
Posted by: Miklos got one when he could at May 27, 2024 09:23 AM (wWqR
I miss Rush, too.

Posted by: Eromero at May 27, 2024 09:55 AM (o2ZRX)

333 @JewishWarrior13

BREAKING: There is a serious incident in Rafah, Egyptian soldiers opened fire on IDF forces. Details to come
Posted by: JackStraw at May 27, 2024 08:42 AM (LkLld)

Be a damn shame if something happened to those big pointy things that stick up out of the desert. Yep. A damn shame.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy now with twice the crazy at May 27, 2024 10:23 AM (iODuv)

334

Late to thread but my best to your recovery JJ. Hope your recovery is speedy.

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