Mid-Morning Art Thread

Flag
Jasper Johns

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In Flanders Fields
John McCrae

In Flanders fields the poppies blow,
Between the crosses, row on row,
That mark our place; and in the sky
The larks, still bravely singing, fly
Scarce heard amid the guns below.

We are the Dead. Short days ago
We lived, felt dawn, saw sunset glow,
Loved and were loved, and now we lie
In Flanders fields.

Take up our quarrel with the foe:
To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
If ye break faith with us who die
We shall not sleep, though poppies grow
In Flanders fields.

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM

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1 🫡

Posted by: Skip at May 27, 2024 09:31 AM (zYVbi)

2 Good morning horde

Posted by: Skip at May 27, 2024 09:31 AM (zYVbi)

3 Would hang!

Posted by: redridinghood at May 27, 2024 09:31 AM (NpAcC)

4 At town ceremony

Posted by: Skip at May 27, 2024 09:32 AM (zYVbi)

5 NICE !

Thanks KT !

Posted by: JT at May 27, 2024 09:33 AM (T4tVD)

6 Thank you CBD.
I'll raise a glass or two today for fallen friends.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 27, 2024 09:33 AM (P42q2)

7 Looks familiar

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 27, 2024 09:33 AM (Q4IgG)

8 Painted pre '59 I'm guessing?

Posted by: BignJames at May 27, 2024 09:33 AM (AwYPR)

9 I always liked that one

Posted by: It's me donna at May 27, 2024 09:33 AM (Akjoo)

10 Thanks KT !
Posted by: JT at May 27, 2024 09:33 AM (T4tVD)

?

Posted by: runner at May 27, 2024 09:34 AM (9pFgx)

11 Hey! We're right here, you know.

Posted by: New Mexico at May 27, 2024 09:34 AM (mDAxd)

12 It's a grand old flag with 48.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 27, 2024 09:34 AM (6gW4D)

13 Yes, it's a grand old flag.

But is it art?

Serious question.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 27, 2024 09:36 AM (tbAq/)

14 I still use wikipedia, mainly for birth/death date and info that cannot be easily lied about. I'm always surprised and shouldn't be of how often the sexuality of the person is questioned. You know, were they actually gay or lesbian. Found it again when I looked up John McCrae the author of In Flanders Field. It was questioned but not proven, if just speculation remove it from the site or here's a novel idea don't mention it, who cares.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at May 27, 2024 09:37 AM (2NHgQ)

15 Interesting choice of colors, but suffers from a lack of symmetry. Blue is a bit too heteronormative and stars invoke religious undertones.
Would only reproduce in a fabric manifestation and hang from a pole.

Posted by: Snooty clueless art critic at May 27, 2024 09:37 AM (dg+HA)

16 12 It's a grand old flag with 48.
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 27, 2024 09:34 AM (6gW4D)

As far as I'm concerned they can remove Hawaii...

Posted by: It's me donna at May 27, 2024 09:38 AM (Akjoo)

17 Sorry, should have added, would hang. Have the current model hanging as we speak.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at May 27, 2024 09:38 AM (2NHgQ)

18 Alaska and Hawaii have the sadzzz.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 27, 2024 09:38 AM (NpAcC)

19 Thanks CBD. Fitting painting for the day.

I appreciate all you do.

Have a (not sure what adjective to use) Memorial Day.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 27, 2024 09:38 AM (991eG)

20 19 You can use “good” or “blessed,”

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 27, 2024 09:39 AM (v6JzV)

21 Wondering if he used a ruler to paint those stripes?

Posted by: redridinghood at May 27, 2024 09:39 AM (NpAcC)

22 Have a (not sure what adjective to use) Memorial Day.
Posted by: Muldoon at May 27, 2024 09:38 AM (991eG)
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Meaningful?

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 27, 2024 09:40 AM (tbAq/)

23 Such a powerful poem. In high school my choir had a lovely a cappella arrangement of the poem we would sing on Veteran's Day. It was moving and somewhat haunting.

Posted by: She Hobbit at May 27, 2024 09:40 AM (ftFVW)

24 Thanks KT !
Posted by: JT at May 27, 2024 09:33 AM (T4tVD)

?
Posted by: runner at May 27, 2024 09:34 AM (9pFgx)

I'm trying to trick CBD into thinking that I didn't read the content !

Posted by: JT at May 27, 2024 09:40 AM (T4tVD)

25 I sometimes get Jaspers Johns mixed up with Jake Jabs.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 27, 2024 09:42 AM (991eG)

26 Confront the foe

Don't allow the bullies like Putin or Xi to take whatever countries they want .
Posted by: Paul banned at May 27, 2024 09:41 AM (2GW7P)
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Got your (one-way) ticket to Kiev?

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 27, 2024 09:42 AM (tbAq/)

27 "Carentan O Carentan" is another poem that does such an amazing job of describing horror in a beautiful place.

Posted by: PabloD at May 27, 2024 09:43 AM (DmTBw)

28 Who names their kid Jasper?

Posted by: redridinghood at May 27, 2024 09:43 AM (NpAcC)

29 Have a (not sure what adjective to use) Memorial Day.
Posted by: Muldoon

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I can't tell you the adjective, but the pronoun is they/them.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - without abortion the black population would be 36 percent larger at May 27, 2024 09:43 AM (33xmU)

30 Flag etiquette: Can you wash a soiled flag?

Posted by: BignJames at May 27, 2024 09:43 AM (AwYPR)

31 This is the exception to the "No dog, therefore not art" rule.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at May 27, 2024 09:44 AM (O7YUW)

32 This is the exception to the "No dog, therefore not art" rule.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at May 27, 2024 09:44 AM (O7YUW)
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Of course! Otherwise the stars won't be bright.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 27, 2024 09:44 AM (tbAq/)

33 I don't get it.

Posted by: First Lady Michelle Obama at May 27, 2024 09:44 AM (6gW4D)

34 Flag etiquette: Can you wash a soiled flag?
Posted by: BignJames at May 27, 2024 09:43 AM (AwYPR)

Good question. I was taught proper destruction when damaged or soiled.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 27, 2024 09:45 AM (2QA3G)

35 Who names their kid Jasper?

Posted by: redridinghood at May 27, 2024 09:43 AM (NpAcC)

Had a grand-uncle named Jasper....nickname was Jap.

Posted by: BignJames at May 27, 2024 09:45 AM (AwYPR)

36 There's an old wooden pallet in our garage my wife wants me paint up like the flag. Wouldn't be an actual reproduction, just one of those country inspired things you'd see in the heartland.

She want's to prop it up at the end of our driveway near the road.

Thinking a couple rattle cans of paint, some tape and a template for the stars.... maybe 30 minutes of actual work.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 27, 2024 09:45 AM (Q4IgG)

37 You can find us at all major outdoor events.

“Beyond the call of duty.”

Posted by: Jasper Johns at May 27, 2024 09:45 AM (dg+HA)

38 I meant to paste the following in my comment above:

Flag etiquette: Can you wash a soiled flag?
Posted by: BignJames at May 27, 2024 09:43 AM (AwYPR)
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Of course! Otherwise the stars won't be bright.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 27, 2024 09:46 AM (tbAq/)

39 Flag etiquette: Can you wash a soiled flag?
Posted by: BignJames at May 27, 2024 09:43 AM (AwYPR)
*****
Yes you can.
Make sure to wash in cold water so the red doesn't turn the white pink.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 27, 2024 09:46 AM (NpAcC)

40 Always liked this one for the way he caught the feel of a flag carried in war. Worn and showing the smoke of battle but treasured all the more for that and carefully displayed.

Another possibility: it looks like it could have been painted on the side of a barn or other weathered building. The brush strokes have the feel of paint on a rough wooden surface.

Posted by: JTB at May 27, 2024 09:46 AM (zudum)

41 I'm trying to trick CBD into thinking that I didn't read the content !
Posted by: JT at May 27, 2024 09:40 AM (T4tVD)
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There will be a quiz later.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 27, 2024 09:47 AM (RIvkX)

42 It is difficult these days to be a True Son (your ancestor fought for the Confederacy) and died, in great grandpa's case-at the age of 24.

Posted by: Miklos, whose grandaddy fought in France in WWI at May 27, 2024 09:48 AM (wWqRd)

43 Jasper Tudor has entered the chat.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 27, 2024 09:48 AM (v6JzV)

44 28 Who names their kid Jasper?

Posted by: redridinghood at May 27, 2024 09:43 AM (NpAcC)
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Englanders.

Posted by: Ciampino - See I can do German too! at May 27, 2024 09:48 AM (qfLjt)

45 Who names their kid Jasper?

People who don't like "Jason".

Posted by: Jason, Json, and his other brother Jason at May 27, 2024 09:51 AM (wWqRd)

46 Dana Perino had a dog named Jasper.
He was America's dog.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 27, 2024 09:52 AM (NpAcC)

47 My Memorial Day adjectives usually start with Reflective, then progresses through Humbling, Somber, Nostalgic and ends up with Encouraging, Bracing and Optimistic.

Then burgers and potato salad.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 27, 2024 09:52 AM (991eG)

48 44 28 Who names their kid Jasper?

Posted by: redridinghood at May 27, 2024 09:43 AM (NpAcC)

Chelsea Clinton Mezvinsky.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 27, 2024 09:53 AM (PiwSw)

49 These colours don't run!

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 27, 2024 09:53 AM (ZdexC)

50 Who names their kid Jasper?

Or maybe-

William Jasper (c. 1750 – October 9, 1779) was a noted American soldier in the Revolutionary War. He was a sergeant in the 2nd South Carolina Regiment.

Jasper distinguished himself in the defense of Fort Moultrie (then called Fort Sullivan) on June 28, 1776. When a shell from a British warship shot away the flagstaff, he recovered the South Carolina flag in the Battle of Sullivan's Island, raised it on a temporary staff, and held it under fire until a new staff was installed. Governor John Rutledge gave his sword to Jasper in recognition of his bravery.

Posted by: Miklos hopes so at May 27, 2024 09:53 AM (wWqRd)

51 colors.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 27, 2024 09:54 AM (2QA3G)

52 Jasper Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt

Posted by: Muldoon at May 27, 2024 09:54 AM (991eG)

53 Some big out-of-town jasper talkin’ about horse-race gamblin’!

Posted by: Harold Hill at May 27, 2024 09:54 AM (v6JzV)

54 His name is my name, too.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 27, 2024 09:55 AM (2QA3G)

55 Thank you, CBD.

National Cemetery Administration
"Memorial Day Order"

Headquarters Grand Army of the Republic,
Washington, D.C., May 5, 1868.

GENERAL ORDERS
No. 11

I. The 30th day of May, 1868 is designated for the purpose of strewing with flowers or otherwise decorating the graves of comrades who died in defense of their country during the late rebellion, and whose bodies now lie in almost every city, village, and hamlet churchyard in the land. In this observance no form or ceremony is prescribed, but posts and comrades will in their own way arrange such fitting services and testimonials of respect as circumstances may permit.

We are organized, comrades, as our regulations tell us, for the purpose, among other things, "of preserving and strengthening those kind and fraternal feelings which have bound together the soldiers, sailors and marines who united to suppress the late rebellion." What can aid more to assure this result than by cherishing tenderly the memory of our heroic dead who made their breasts a barricade between our country and its foes? Their soldier lives were the reveille of freedom to a race in chains and

Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at May 27, 2024 09:55 AM (NFX2v)

56 What's wrong with Jasper as a name??

Posted by: Feldspar Tudor at May 27, 2024 09:55 AM (ZdexC)

57 their deaths the tattoo of rebellious tyranny in arms. We should guard their graves with sacred vigilance. All that the consecrated wealth and taste of the nation can add to their adornment and security is but a fitting tribute to the memory of her slain defenders. Let no wanton foot tread rudely on such hallowed grounds. Let pleasant paths invite the coming and going of reverent visitors and fond mourners. Let no vandalism of avarice or neglect, no ravages of time, testify to the present or to the coming generations that we have forgotten, as a people, the cost of a free and undivided republic.

If other eyes grow dull and other hands slack, and other hearts cold in the solemn trust, ours shall keep it well as long as the light and warmth of life remains in us.

Let us, then, at the time appointed, gather around their sacred remains and garland the passionless mounds above them with choicest flowers of springtime; let us raise above them the dear old flag they saved from dishonor; let us in this solemn presence renew our pledges to aid and assist those whom they have left among us as sacred charges upon the nation's gratitude—the soldier's and sailor's widow and orphan.

Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at May 27, 2024 09:55 AM (NFX2v)

58 this solemn presence renew our pledges to aid and assist those whom they have left among us as sacred charges upon the nation's gratitude—the soldier's and sailor's widow and orphan.

II. It is the purpose of the commander in chief to inaugurate this observance with the hope that it will be kept up from year to year, while a survivor of the war remains to honor the memory of his departed comrades. He earnestly desires the public press to call attention to this order, and lend its friendly aid in bringing it to the notice of comrades in all parts of the country in time for simultaneous compliance therewith.

III. Department commanders will use every effort to make this order effective.

By Command of -
John A. Logan,
Commander in Chief

Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at May 27, 2024 09:55 AM (NFX2v)

59 I hate you mom

And that asshole you married

Posted by: Jasper Clinton Mezvinsky at May 27, 2024 09:55 AM (wWqRd)

60 Today is the day that I post In Flanders Fields, the song Momma Look Sharp from the musical 1776 and the song I Drive Your Truck by Lee Bice on my Facebook page. I added a reference to John 15:13 (No greater love has man than to lay down his life for his friends.) this year.

There should be some tears shed today.

Posted by: tankdemon at May 27, 2024 09:56 AM (5D4aW)

61 *polite cough*

Posted by: Residents of Jasper, Alabama at May 27, 2024 09:57 AM (dg+HA)

62 Memorial Day movie recommendation: Hamburger Hill.

Watched last night with my wife and the grandmas, their Vietnam film experience was Apocalypse Now and Platoon. Totally shocked that someone could cover the cost of war from other than a commie scumbag perspective.

Second choice is 'We Were Soldiers".

Posted by: Candidus at May 27, 2024 09:57 AM (26Lj9)

63 Posted by: Jasper Clinton Mezvinsky

********

Hey kid! Your Granny will never be POTUS.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 27, 2024 09:58 AM (991eG)

64 Subconsciously weird to look at flag with that square layout compared to the staggered 6 / 5 layout now.

Posted by: polynikes at May 27, 2024 09:58 AM (8AFpP)

65 But is it art?

Serious question.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 27, 2024 09:36 AM (tbAq/)

Ask Andy Warhol.

As far as the adjective for a Memorial Day greeting, I like "reverent."

Posted by: tankdemon at May 27, 2024 09:58 AM (5D4aW)

66 “THESE are the times that try men's souls. The summer soldier and the sunshine patriot will, in this crisis, shrink from the service of their country; but he that stands by it now, deserves the love and thanks of man and woman. Tyranny, like hell, is not easily conquered; yet we have this consolation with us, that the harder the conflict, the more glorious the triumph. What we obtain too cheap, we esteem too lightly: it is dearness only that gives every thing its value. Heaven knows how to put a proper price upon its goods; and it would be strange indeed if so celestial an article as FREEDOM should not be highly rated.”

Posted by: Miklos so notes and thinks apposite to today at May 27, 2024 09:59 AM (wWqRd)

67 I'm trying to trick CBD into thinking that I didn't read the content !

Posted by: JT at May 27, 2024 09:40 AM (T4tVD)

Harrumph!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 27, 2024 10:01 AM (d9fT1)

68 I use "have a thoughtful Remembrance Day", or "Anzac Day" to my couple of Australian friends.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 27, 2024 10:01 AM (ZdexC)

69 Who names their kid Jasper?

Or maybe-

William Jasper (c. 1750 – October 9, 1779) was a noted American soldier in the Revolutionary War. He was a sergeant in the 2nd South Carolina Regiment.

Jasper distinguished himself in the defense of Fort Moultrie (then called Fort Sullivan) on June 28, 1776. When a shell from a British warship shot away the flagstaff, he recovered the South Carolina flag in the Battle of Sullivan's Island, raised it on a temporary staff, and held it under fire until a new staff was installed. Governor John Rutledge gave his sword to Jasper in recognition of his bravery.

Posted by: Miklos hopes so at May 27, 2024 09:53 AM (wWqRd
Every South Carolina student learned history, real history, once upon a time. I thank GOD for teachers 1955-1967.

Posted by: Eromero at May 27, 2024 10:02 AM (o2ZRX)

70 What's wrong with Jasper as a name??
Posted by: Feldspar Tudor

Indeed!

Posted by: Mangrove Throat Warbler III at May 27, 2024 10:02 AM (wWqRd)

71 Another artist that like to do Flag paintings is the impressionist, Childe Hassam.

Posted by: polynikes at May 27, 2024 10:02 AM (8AFpP)

72 Ask Andy Warhol.

Posted by: tankdemon at May 27, 2024 09:58 AM (5D4aW)
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I actually was thinking of Warhol when I asked the question. Take his Cambpell's Soup artwork, for example. Yes, please take it! Not a fan.

Personally, I think some of the ONT cover photos showing the flag are much more "artistic" than just a painting of a flag.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 27, 2024 10:03 AM (tbAq/)

73 42 It is difficult these days to be a True Son (your ancestor fought for the Confederacy) and died, in great grandpa's case-at the age of 24.

Posted by: Miklos, whose grandaddy fought in France in WWI at May 27, 2024 09:48 AM (wWqRd
Aye.

Posted by: Eromero at May 27, 2024 10:04 AM (o2ZRX)

74 I don't know if John McCrae was gay, but Jasper Johns (who's still alive) definitely is.

Posted by: Pete in Texas at May 27, 2024 10:04 AM (BHrzb)

75 There will be a quiz later.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 27, 2024 09:47 AM (RIvkX)

No quizzes.

In fact...I'm done with all of you. Not a single person figured out the theme of last week's art.

I'm disgusted. Disappointed. Demoralized!

Be prepared for the vengeance of Dildo!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 27, 2024 10:05 AM (d9fT1)

76 13 Yes, it's a grand old flag.

But is it art?

Serious question.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 27, 2024 09:36 AM (tbAq/)

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No dog.

Not art.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 27, 2024 10:06 AM (+o2mc)

77 In fact...I'm done with all of you. Not a single person figured out the theme of last week's art.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 27, 2024 10:05 AM (d9fT1)

Are you gonna' tell us?

Posted by: BignJames at May 27, 2024 10:07 AM (AwYPR)

78 Not from school here, of course, but I've heard before of William Jasper in the AWI.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 27, 2024 10:07 AM (ZdexC)

79 77 In fact...I'm done with all of you. Not a single person figured out the theme of last week's art.
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Life's a beach and then you die???

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 27, 2024 10:07 AM (ZdexC)

80 Theme?

We don' need no steenkeen theme.

Or badges.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 27, 2024 10:07 AM (+o2mc)

81 open warfare is threatening to break out between Egypt and Israel. Egyptian troops opened fire on IDF troops this morning at the border, and the IDF responded. Fortunately there may have been no casualties so far - but public sentiment inside Egypt is now overwhelmingly in favor of war and invasion of Gaza, at least.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 27, 2024 10:07 AM (q3gwH)

82 75 I thought you didn’t have themes, CBD?

Posted by: Harold Hill at May 27, 2024 10:08 AM (v6JzV)

83 Be prepared for some Dildo vengeance!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

Up yours, dildo

Posted by: Miklos knows art when he sees it (Supreme Court citation on request) at May 27, 2024 10:08 AM (wWqRd)

84 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. Dildo vengeance??!! Well this ought to be interesting.
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 27, 2024 10:08 AM (bvWAj)

85 Be prepared for the vengeance of Dildo!
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Ono!!!!

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 27, 2024 10:08 AM (ZdexC)

86 What's an AWI ?

Posted by: JT at May 27, 2024 10:08 AM (T4tVD)

87 74 I don't know if John McCrae was gay, but Jasper Johns (who's still alive) definitely is.
Posted by: Pete in Texas at May 27, 2024 10:04 AM (BHrzb)

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Well then he painted the wrong flag, didn't he.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 27, 2024 10:09 AM (+o2mc)

88 BHrzb)

75 There will be a quiz later.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 27, 2024 09:47 AM (RIvkX)

No quizzes.

In fact...I'm done with all of you. Not a single person figured out the theme of last week's art.

I'm disgusted. Disappointed. Demoralized!

Be prepared for the vengeance of Dildo!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 27, 2024 10:05 AM (d9fT1
I don’y remember last week’s art, just like I don’t rember the bean recipe this past weekend.

Posted by: Eromero at May 27, 2024 10:09 AM (o2ZRX)

89 No dog.

Not art.
Posted by: Cicero

The dogs should also smoke, drink, and be reasonably skilled at cards.

Posted by: Miklos, admiring the interplay of the velvet and Elvis at May 27, 2024 10:09 AM (wWqRd)

90 Well then he painted the wrong flag, didn't he.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 27, 2024 10:09 AM (+o2mc)
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Color blind.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 27, 2024 10:10 AM (tbAq/)

91 60 ... "the song Momma Look Sharp from the musical 1776"

We play the DVD of "1776" every 4th of July. After watching it a gazillion times I still can't get through "Momma, Look Sharp" without a few tears. And the fade from the young soldier's face at the end of the song is haunting.

Posted by: JTB at May 27, 2024 10:10 AM (zudum)

92 Be prepared for the vengeance of Dildo!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

+++++++++++

Thanks CBD. Fitting painting for the day.
I appreciate all you do.
Posted by: Muldoon

*********

I take that back. I appreciate SOME of what you do.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 27, 2024 10:10 AM (991eG)

93 86 What's an AWI ?
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Short for the American War of Independence.

Similarly...
SYW = Seven Years War
FPW = Franco-Prussian War

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 27, 2024 10:10 AM (ZdexC)

94 > Be prepared for the vengeance of Dildo!
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Quite an interesting title for a pr0n movie. Can't wait for the preview.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 27, 2024 10:11 AM (Q4IgG)

95 I thought you didn’t have themes, CBD?

Posted by: Harold Hill at May 27, 2024 10:08 AM (v6JzV)

I don't. But everyone assumes themes anyway. So I had one last week (sort of a sneaky one) and nobody noticed!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 27, 2024 10:11 AM (d9fT1)

96 I don’y remember last week’s art, just like I don’t rember the bean recipe this past weekend.
Posted by: Eromero at May 27, 2024 10:09 AM (o2ZRX)
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You mean the beef fizz recipe? Or the green jello salad recipe.

/pounds head into wall to erase memory

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 27, 2024 10:11 AM (tbAq/)

97 open warfare is threatening to break out between Egypt and Israel. Egyptian troops opened fire on IDF troops this morning at the border, and the IDF responded. Fortunately there may have been no casualties so far - but public sentiment inside Egypt is now overwhelmingly in favor of war and invasion of Gaza, at least.

Idea: why don't the Israelis just give Gaza to the Egyptians. It's not like the Egyptians like the Palestinians, nor would they tolerate their nonsense, if for no other reason than that it would be no time at all before the Palis started lobbing missiles at the Egyptians, just to be d***s.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 27, 2024 10:11 AM (CsUN+)

98 I take that back. I appreciate SOME of what you do.

Posted by: Muldoon

Now see?

Posted by: The Academy of Backhanded Compliments at May 27, 2024 10:12 AM (wWqRd)

99 Lee Trevino served in the Marine Corp. Here's one of his funny quotes:

"My family was so poor they couldn't afford any kids. The lady next door had me."

(The No.1 Iron joke is his. He was actually struck by lightning and injured.)

Posted by: Ciampino - the No.1 Iron at May 27, 2024 10:12 AM (qfLjt)

100 Be prepared for the vengeance of Dildo!
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Quite an interesting title for a pr0n movie. Can't wait for the preview.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 27, 2024 10:11 AM (Q4IgG)

Wonder what Disney would do w/it?

Posted by: BignJames at May 27, 2024 10:12 AM (AwYPR)

101 WORE=War of Jenkins’ Ear

Posted by: Harold Hill at May 27, 2024 10:12 AM (v6JzV)

102 “WOJE,” I meant.

Posted by: Harold Hill at May 27, 2024 10:12 AM (v6JzV)

103 Greater love hath no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends.
- John 15:13

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 27, 2024 10:13 AM (3OazS)

104 TYW = Thirty Years War
PW = Punic Wars
WOTSS = War of the Spanish Succession

And so forth.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 27, 2024 10:13 AM (+o2mc)

105 Home again, nice ceremony

Posted by: Skip at May 27, 2024 10:13 AM (fwDg9)

106 Posted by: The Academy of Backhanded Compliments
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See? We're not nearly as dumb as we look.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 27, 2024 10:13 AM (ZdexC)

107 Off, Robert Preston sock.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 27, 2024 10:13 AM (v6JzV)

108 Over 100. Anyone here have any knowledge of the Kagi search engine?

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at May 27, 2024 10:13 AM (2NHgQ)

109 I thought you didn’t have themes, CBD?

Posted by: Harold Hill at May 27, 2024 10:08 AM (v6JzV)

I don't. But everyone assumes themes anyway. So I had one last week (sort of a sneaky one) and nobody noticed!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

I don't have themes; but, when I do I use obscure ones!

And then I decide my readers are dolts because they don't find it.

Be Better CBD!
(j/k)

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 27, 2024 10:13 AM (P42q2)

110 Meanwhile . . .

Alaska National Park Construction Crew Told To Stop Flying American Flag
But park superintendent Brooke Merrell has ordered the workers to stop flying the Stars and Stripes from their equipment — citing complaints that the flag detracts from the "park experience."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 27, 2024 10:13 AM (L/fGl)

111 TYW = Thirty Years War
PW = Punic Wars
WOTSS = War of the Spanish Succession

And so forth.

TLU = The Late Unpleasantness.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 27, 2024 10:14 AM (CsUN+)

112 JT at May 27, 2024 09:33 AM

You're welcome.

That poem always gets to me. My grandfather buried lots of men not too far from Flanders Field as a chaplain. A few from the other side, too.

Woke up on a train into Paris to the sun coming up on a field with poppies growing in it. Took my breath away.

Posted by: KT at May 27, 2024 10:14 AM (rrtZS)

113 If Trump is found guilty....
You can post an upside down American flag.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 27, 2024 10:14 AM (NpAcC)

114 Not a single person figured out the theme of last week's art.

********

Not truee. I figured it out by Tuesday. It was so obvious that I didn't think I needed to comment on it.

And I'm sure as hell not going to tell you now!!!!!

Posted by: Muldoon at May 27, 2024 10:14 AM (991eG)

115 WORE, what's it good for?
Absolutely nuthin!

Posted by: zombie leo tolstoy at May 27, 2024 10:14 AM (ZdexC)

116 Idea: why don't the Israelis just give Gaza to the Egyptians. It's not like the Egyptians like the Palestinians, nor would they tolerate their nonsense, if for no other reason than that it would be no time at all before the Palis started lobbing missiles at the Egyptians, just to be d***s.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 27, 2024 10:11 AM (CsUN+)
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You've forgotten how Egypt used Gaza to launch attacks into Israel between 1948 through 1967 and how Egypt has been in charge of the main smuggling route for Gaza's finances and weapons till this day.

It's all a charade!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 27, 2024 10:14 AM (tbAq/)

117 WOTSS = War of the Spanish Succession

Posted by: Cicero

Put a chick in it. Make her gay. MAKE IT LAME!

Posted by: the continuous rewriting of acceptable Herstory at May 27, 2024 10:15 AM (wWqRd)

118 I like themes.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 27, 2024 10:15 AM (NpAcC)

119 108 Over 100. Anyone here have any knowledge of the Kagi search engine?
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at May 27, 2024 10:13 AM (2NHgQ)

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It was one of the carriers that launched against Pearl Harbor.

You're welcome.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 27, 2024 10:15 AM (+o2mc)

120 97
' that it would be no time at all before the Palis started lobbing missiles at the Egyptians, just to be d***s.'

Posted by: Archimedes at May 27, 2024 10:11 AM (CsUN+)
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No, they would still be lobbing rockets into Israel and then Israel would have to go to war with Egypt AND Gaza.

Posted by: Ciampino - the No.1 Iron joke at May 27, 2024 10:15 AM (qfLjt)

121 Alaska National Park Construction Crew Told To Stop Flying American Flag
But park superintendent Brooke Merrell has ordered the workers to stop flying the Stars and Stripes from their equipment — citing complaints that the flag detracts from the "park experience."

Suggestion: fly people who complain about the flag from the construction equipment.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 27, 2024 10:15 AM (CsUN+)

122 WSS = Spanish Succession
WAS = War of the Austrian Succession

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 27, 2024 10:15 AM (ZdexC)

123 WOTJS=War of the Julich Succession

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 27, 2024 10:15 AM (v6JzV)

124 For Memorial Day I like the Gettysburg Address.

Posted by: blaster at May 27, 2024 10:16 AM (IFNME)

125 124 For Memorial Day I like the Gettysburg Address.
Posted by: blaster at May 27, 2024 10:16 AM (IFNME)

That was one of my better speeches.

Posted by: Claudine Gay at May 27, 2024 10:17 AM (PiwSw)

126 It's all a charade!

is not

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zwSNftW4Cg

Posted by: Kentucky Fried Movie at May 27, 2024 10:17 AM (wWqRd)

127 Remember the stabby tranny from yesterday? Well . . .

Gender-fluid son of rich psychologist arrested for stabbing girls at AMC theater: “Laughing the whole time”

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 27, 2024 10:17 AM (L/fGl)

128 You've forgotten how Egypt used Gaza to launch attacks into Israel between 1948 through 1967 and how Egypt has been in charge of the main smuggling route for Gaza's finances and weapons till this day.

Except that we now send them lots of money not to attack Israel, and, in addition, Israel has beaten their asses multiple times. I don't think the Egyptians would actually attack.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 27, 2024 10:17 AM (CsUN+)

129
But park superintendent Brooke Merrell has ordered the workers to stop flying the Stars and Stripes from their equipment — citing complaints that the flag detracts from the "park experience."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

And why isn't Brooke shopping her CV to prospective new employers this very moment?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 27, 2024 10:17 AM (xG4kz)

130 ECW = English Civil War
ACW = American Civil War
SCW = Spanish Civil War

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 27, 2024 10:18 AM (ZdexC)

131 And I'm sure as hell not going to tell you now!!!!!

Posted by: Muldoon at May 27, 2024 10:14 AM (991eG)

Petulence in our limerickist is unbecoming of the tone of this art thread!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 27, 2024 10:18 AM (d9fT1)

132 Latest Rafah spin in chyrons summing up a talking head reading AP copy but pretending it's his own reporting...

Attack hit a camp for Displaced ~~Persons~~ People

Gaza's Health Ministry say women, children and elderly people among the dead

Israeli Military says it was targeting a Hamas installation

Military says it killed two senior Hamas militants

Strike came hours after Hamas fired barrage of rockets from Gaza [not too loaded a sentence there, eh?!]

Death toll from strike on Gaza's city of Rafah rises to at least 45 [it was 35 last night!]
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Gee, even "Persons" is too much for the DEI crowd so it's People now?? I guess being able to use Displaced Person and knowing it means 'one refugee' [so to speak] goes against the "they" = "singular" usage.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 27, 2024 10:18 AM (ZdexC)

133 I don't. But everyone assumes themes anyway. So I had one last week (sort of a sneaky one) and nobody noticed!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 27, 2024 10:11 AM (d9fT1)

Never trust a smiling Dildo !

Posted by: JT at May 27, 2024 10:18 AM (T4tVD)

134 is not

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zwSNftW4Cg
Posted by: Kentucky Fried Movie at May 27, 2024 10:17 AM (wWqRd)
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I never said "shahid"!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 27, 2024 10:18 AM (tbAq/)

135 Gender-fluid son of rich psychologist arrested for stabbing girls at AMC theater: “Laughing the whole time”
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

Name / link?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 27, 2024 10:18 AM (3OazS)

136 I hear you can get $800 off a mattress today nationwide.

Posted by: Montec at May 27, 2024 10:19 AM (tpjlM)

137 You've forgotten how Egypt used Gaza to launch attacks into Israel between 1948 through 1967 and how Egypt has been in charge of the main smuggling route for Gaza's finances and weapons till this day.

It's all a charade!
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 27, 2024 10:14 AM (tbAq/)

yes, I agree. I've come to realize that you have been right about Egypt all along, Biden's dog, and now suspect that they have always been a greater supporter of Hamas all along than even Iran has been. The forces building at the southern border right now are the most frightening thing to happen there since 1973.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 27, 2024 10:19 AM (q3gwH)

138 WM - Warren Moon.

Wait, that's not right.

Posted by: spindrift at May 27, 2024 10:20 AM (OguvZ)

139 For Memorial Day I like the Gettysburg Address.
Posted by: blaster

Liz Cheney posted an excerpt and got hell for it.

https://shorturl.at/XttNr

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 27, 2024 10:20 AM (L/fGl)

140 That flag 'problem' I posted on the ONT. Here it is with the link:
National Park Superintendent sparks fury as she orders construction crew to stop flying the American flag because it 'distracts from the experience'

https://mol.im/a/13461555

Posted by: Ciampino - It's always the Stars & Stripes that is a problem at May 27, 2024 10:20 AM (qfLjt)

141 110 Meanwhile . . .

Alaska National Park Construction Crew Told To Stop Flying American Flag
But park superintendent Brooke Merrell has ordered the workers to stop flying the Stars and Stripes from their equipment — citing complaints that the flag detracts from the "park experience."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 27, 2024 10:13 AM (L/fGl
See, this is what happens when you change names of things like mountains.

Posted by: Eromero at May 27, 2024 10:20 AM (o2ZRX)

142 Those are all genuine short-forms especially used by wargamers Skip will confirm.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 27, 2024 10:21 AM (ZdexC)

143 136 I hear you can get $800 off a mattress today nationwide.
Posted by: Montec at May 27, 2024 10:19 AM (tpjlM)

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It's our once-a-year Flanders Fields of Value event!

Posted by: Sit N Sleep at May 27, 2024 10:21 AM (+o2mc)

144 Name / link?
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion

https://shorturl.at/rRmff

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 27, 2024 10:21 AM (L/fGl)

145 Petulence in our limerickist is unbecoming of the tone of this art thread!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 27, 2024 10:18 AM (d9fT1)

Maybe a petulant poet limerick will be inspired today

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 27, 2024 10:21 AM (3OazS)

146 Liz Cheney posted an excerpt and got hell for it.

It's very clear she doesn't think her political career is over.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 27, 2024 10:22 AM (CsUN+)

147 Posted by: Tom Servo at May 27, 2024 10:19 AM (q3gwH)
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You're welcome.

Whenever Egypt has major military exercises, look out for what their top brass says to their citizens about who the "virtual" enemy is.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 27, 2024 10:22 AM (tbAq/)

148 I like themes.
Posted by: redridinghood

Want some Spam ?

Posted by: JT at May 27, 2024 10:22 AM (T4tVD)

149 WOTVD=War of the Vengeful Dildo

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 27, 2024 10:22 AM (v6JzV)

150 135
Stabber link
https://tinyurl.com/yc8j8cda

Posted by: Ciampino - stabber & stabbees? at May 27, 2024 10:23 AM (qfLjt)

151 That flag banning AWFL looks exactly like you’d expect her to look.

Posted by: Montec at May 27, 2024 10:23 AM (tpjlM)

152 Mayor Olivia Chow @MayorOliviaChow 12h [Toronto's far-left mayoress]
I’m horrified by shots fired at Bais Chaya Mushka Elementary School, a Jewish girls school in North York.

This is a despicable antisemitic act. Jewish children and families should not be made to fear for their safety. Toronto Police are increasing their presence around religious schools and synagogues. I am in contact with the Chief about the plan to keep children and families safe.

Jesse Brown @JesseBrown 7h
Just two days ago, Mayor Chow voted against creating safety zones around faith-based schools. She argued that existing laws and tools are sufficient and suggested safety zones may violate rights to freedom of expression.

Ezra Levant 🍁🚛 @ezralevant 10h
🚨A Jewish girls school in Toronto was shot up by gunmen.

Police refused to say “Jewish” or “antisemitism” at their press conference.

The local MP, YaaraSaks.com, refused to visit the site.

Police ran away when I asked about antisemitism.
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It was at 5 AM or the like with no one in the school although still an act of terror and intimidation.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 27, 2024 10:24 AM (ZdexC)

153 141 Denali ain’t just a river in Egypt.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 27, 2024 10:25 AM (v6JzV)

154 I hear you can get $800 off a mattress today nationwide.

Forty bucks it's yours.

Posted by: Mattress Girl Emma Sulkowicz at May 27, 2024 10:25 AM (wWqRd)

155 Speaking of wakadoos, the Libertarians booed Trump then nominated this guy.

https://shorturl.at/zzRbU

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 27, 2024 10:26 AM (L/fGl)

156 Petulance or flatulence?? This morning at least.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 27, 2024 10:26 AM (ZdexC)

157 Want some Spam ?
Posted by: JT

no

seeds would be nice

Posted by: loyal bird customers at May 27, 2024 10:27 AM (wWqRd)

158 Denali ain’t just a river in Egypt.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 27, 2024 10:25 AM (v6JzV)
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It ain't just a awfully renamed mountain in Alaska, either!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 27, 2024 10:28 AM (tbAq/)

159 Thank God JJ Sefton is back!
I will keep praying that all ends as well as it has gone so far, in a quick and total healing.

Now, I have some graves to go tidy up and take flowers to.

Posted by: barbarausa at May 27, 2024 10:28 AM (enw9G)

160 I hear you can get $800 off a mattress today nationwide.

********

Pffft! I got 37¢ out of my sofa cushion last week.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 27, 2024 10:29 AM (991eG)

161 Speaking of wakadoos, the Libertarians booed Trump then nominated this guy.

https://shorturl.at/zzRbU

Unserious and ridiculous assclowns.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 27, 2024 10:29 AM (2QA3G)

162 Speaking of wakadoos, the Libertarians booed Trump then nominated this guy.

https://shorturl.at/zzRbU
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 27, 2024 10:26 AM (L/fGl)

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To be fair, they're Libertarians, so they were all blasted out of their minds at the time.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 27, 2024 10:29 AM (+o2mc)

163 Joe Roberts @Joe_Roberts01 17h
🚨🚨BREAKING🚨🚨
There’s been a shooting at Bais Chaya Mushka, Jewish school in Toronto for girls age 4-14.

Toronto Police are on scene.

This hate and violence has gone too far.

Who will protect Canada’s Jewish children if our government won’t?

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 27, 2024 10:29 AM (ZdexC)

164 Are we allowed to talk about boobs on Memorial Day?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 27, 2024 10:30 AM (v6JzV)

165 Here come the Islamophobia screeds from the Canadian gov't.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 27, 2024 10:31 AM (2QA3G)

166 164 Are we allowed to talk about boobs on Memorial Day?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 27, 2024 10:30 AM (v6JzV)

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Boobs are a proper topic for any holiday except Easter.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 27, 2024 10:32 AM (+o2mc)

167 Petulence in our limerickist is unbecoming of the tone of this art thread!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 27, 2024 10:18 AM (d9fT1)

Petulence is bad
Limericks will not come easy.
Pestilence is worse.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 27, 2024 10:32 AM (bvWAj)

168 WOET. War of 1812.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 27, 2024 10:33 AM (L/fGl)

169 161 Speaking of wakadoos, the Libertarians booed Trump then nominated this guy.

https://shorturl.at/zzRbU

Unserious and ridiculous assclowns.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 27, 2024 10:29 AM (2QA3G)

Yes, it's really dumb to even pretend to take them seriously anymore. Now there may still be some serious individual libertarians, but the party itself is now just a handful of rich assholes who are larping.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 27, 2024 10:34 AM (q3gwH)

170
Well, Her Majesty and Diana have left for Washington state. 2100 miles and she's still having issues with her health, poor thing. I'm now in charge at Schloss Hadrian for the next three weeks.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 27, 2024 10:35 AM (MoZTd)

171 While nowhere near the 80% support Dems have, Canada’s Liberal party has the Jewish vote locked up as well. More in the 45-% range but that’s in a 4 way race as Canada has 4 main parties.

Wonder if this incident in TOTONTO will plummet that support to 44.95%?

Posted by: Montec at May 27, 2024 10:35 AM (tpjlM)

172 johnny maga @_johnnymaga
Libertarians are the most cringe, obnoxious humans on the planet

https://tinyurl.com/bp9mev2m
35 seconds; LNSFW

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 27, 2024 10:35 AM (ZdexC)

173 WOET. War of 1812.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame

How many ears did Jenkins have that year ?

Posted by: JT at May 27, 2024 10:35 AM (T4tVD)

174
Petulence in our limerickist is unbecoming of the tone of this art thread!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 27, 2024 10:18 AM (d9fT1)

_________

Petulence >>>> Pestilence

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 27, 2024 10:36 AM (MoZTd)

175 Party at Hadrian’s Place!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 27, 2024 10:36 AM (v6JzV)

176 WHO Seeks $7 Billion Following Collapse of Pandemic Treaty

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Yeah, we'll get right on that.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 27, 2024 10:37 AM (L/fGl)

177 Well, Her Majesty and Diana have left for Washington state. 2100 miles and she's still having issues with her health, poor thing. I'm now in charge at Schloss Hadrian for the next three weeks.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 27, 2024 10:35 AM (MoZTd)

Hmmmmm...
Waited until I was out of town eh?
Hmmmmm...

Posted by: Diogenes at May 27, 2024 10:37 AM (bvWAj)

178 SpaceX Falcon 9
New T-Zero: Lift-Off is targeted for 11:29 a.m. EDT, 15:29UTC, 17:29 CEST, which represents the last minute in the today's launch window which will close at 11:30 a.m. EDT.

https://www.youtube.com/live/MDHSTu9AE4U

This is heading for a scrub.

Posted by: Ciampino - new planet is too far at May 27, 2024 10:37 AM (qfLjt)

179 Who will protect Canada’s Jewish children if our government won’t?
Posted by: andycanuck

the Sikhs?

Posted by: Nikki Haley at May 27, 2024 10:37 AM (wWqRd)

180 Libertarians just want to sit around all day smoking weed, scratching their backsides while "going on and on about how Mr. Smith should be running this country."

Posted by: CZ=FNG, Free State of Florida at May 27, 2024 10:37 AM (MkuC5)

181
Be prepared for the vengeance of Dildo!

Be prepared for some Dildo vengeance!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 27, 2024 10:05 AM

I'm here if you need me

Posted by: Lucian Freud at May 27, 2024 10:37 AM (tljrc)

182
Maybe a petulant poet limerick will be inspired today

*********

I post comments with plenty of snark
Like to go Downtown, just for a lark
Colour My World full of rhymes
It's A Sign of the Times
My favorite singer is Petulant Cllark

Posted by: Muldoon at May 27, 2024 10:38 AM (991eG)

183 Well, Her Majesty and Diana have left for Washington state. 2100 miles and she's still having issues with her health, poor thing. I'm now in charge at Schloss Hadrian for the next three weeks.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

*rolls keg to the front door*

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 27, 2024 10:38 AM (2QA3G)

184 Glad to see that JJ Sefton is recovering

Thank you Lord.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 27, 2024 10:38 AM (mO/OJ)

185 Trump as always is his worst enemy. Why on earth would he give a speech to a hostile crowd? Now every headline is Trump Booed giving speech,

Posted by: Montec at May 27, 2024 10:39 AM (tpjlM)

186 Doctor WHO needs $7 billion?

Wow Disney kinda reaching there for bailouts

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 27, 2024 10:40 AM (mO/OJ)

187 My father needed his father's signature to join the US Army, WW2. He went into the infantry, fighting first in Africa and then Italy.

He returned home age 22 at the end of WW2. He had changed so, he was not immediately recognized by his dad and sisters.

He lived with mental scars of combat & war throughout his life but was a good and fair man, always. He died exactly 20 years to the day, to the very hour, in the same town, in the same manner as his father. (Heart attack. His father passed at home, dad in the hospital.)

He had had a limited education but was well read, enjoyed sports and politics, and told all of us the UN was no damn good. Several decades have passed but I still miss talking with him and listening to his opinions & reasoning.

Our nation is worth fighting for. Thanks to the patriots.

Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at May 27, 2024 10:40 AM (NFX2v)

188 My favorite singer is Petulant Cllark
Posted by: Muldoon

Twiggy want's to know if this makes her butt look big

Posted by: Swinging 60s Londoon at May 27, 2024 10:40 AM (wWqRd)

189 "Trump as always is his worst enemy. Why on earth would he give a speech to a hostile crowd?"

You should write him a letter and ask him.

Posted by: fd at May 27, 2024 10:40 AM (vFG9F)

190 Twiggy's twitchy sister was called Triggered.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 27, 2024 10:41 AM (mO/OJ)

191 The secretary of transportation knows what is causing the turbulence affecting airlines.

Transportation Sec Buttigieg Claims Increase in Extreme Turbulence Is Caused by Climate Change

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 27, 2024 10:41 AM (L/fGl)

192 Who will protect Canada’s Jewish children if our government won’t?
Posted by: andycanuck

A conservative government? Oh but those are icky Christianist Nationalists. So they’ll get a handful of Jewish votes. Instead their votes will go to Trudeau and his Hamas supporting peeps.

Posted by: Montec at May 27, 2024 10:42 AM (tpjlM)

193 Now every headline is Trump Booed giving speech,
Posted by: Montec

Our next speaker is Montec

Posted by: No one, anywhere, ever at May 27, 2024 10:42 AM (wWqRd)

194 Well, Her Majesty and Diana have left for Washington state. 2100 miles and she's still having issues with her health, poor thing. I'm now in charge at Schloss Hadrian for the next three weeks.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

*rolls keg to the front door*
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

Orders Bene Casa Caja pig cooker and whole pig delivered to Hadrian's place.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 27, 2024 10:42 AM (P42q2)

195 Transportation Sec Buttigieg Claims Increase in Extreme Turbulence Is Caused by ~~Climate Change~~ the Devil.

Fixed it

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 27, 2024 10:42 AM (mO/OJ)

196 Trump went to North Korea, but he can’t go to a Libertarian convention.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 27, 2024 10:42 AM (v6JzV)

197 You should write him a letter and ask him.
Posted by: fd at May 27, 2024 10:40 AM (vFG9F)

What does this even mean? lol. I’m sorry I offended the messiah of politics. 🤣

Posted by: Montec at May 27, 2024 10:43 AM (tpjlM)

198 189 "Trump as always is his worst enemy. Why on earth would he give a speech to a hostile crowd?"

I can see that it wasn't about that one crowd, who were hopeless, it was about trying to reach the few honest libertarians who are out there but not in that crowd. Admittedly that may be like hunting unicorns, but I don't think Trump lost anything by making the effort.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 27, 2024 10:43 AM (q3gwH)

199 182
Maybe a petulant poet limerick will be inspired today

*********

I post comments with plenty of snark
Like to go Downtown, just for a lark
Colour My World full of rhymes
It's A Sign of the Times
My favorite singer is Petulant Cllark

Posted by: Muldoon at May 27, 2024 10:38 AM (991eG)
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Yeah, but the grass is always greener on the other side - they use MiracleGro.

Posted by: Ciampino - new planet has no grass? at May 27, 2024 10:43 AM (qfLjt)

200 Want some Spam ?
Posted by: JT

no

seeds would be nice
Posted by: loyal bird customers

I don't want da boids to get too fat.
They''ll go on Oprah and claim that I MADE the eat the seed.

Posted by: JT at May 27, 2024 10:43 AM (T4tVD)

201 My favorite singer is Petulant Cllark
Posted by: Muldoon

Twiggy want's to know if this makes her butt look big

Posted by: Swinging 60s Londoon at May 27, 2024 10:40 AM (wWqRd)

Ahem....

Posted by: Zombie Tiny Tim at May 27, 2024 10:43 AM (bvWAj)

202 Quote tweet: Biden-Harris HQ @BidenHQ · May 25
A seething and unpopular Trump lashes out and belittles the audience as they boo him

Tim Pool @Timcast
Trump was rightly booed on some issues but he got the whole room cheering for others

Trump tries to appeal to everyone, NY democrats in the Bronx even

Biden hides in his basement

Scott Adams @ScottAdamsSays
Trump gave the Libertarians their only chance for commuting Ross Ulbricht's sentence.

He won.

Alan Jacoby @AlanJacobyJr
Trump challenges Libertarians to vote for him but “only if you wanna win.”

https://tinyurl.com/mwuxyeey
32 seconds

Related to link: Politi_Rican @TheRicanMemes
Have you ever seen a bigger group of 40yr old virgins in your life 😂 😂

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 27, 2024 10:43 AM (ZdexC)

203 Right I forgot. Trump is playing 12-d chess where getting booed is actually a positive thing. My bad.

Posted by: Montec at May 27, 2024 10:44 AM (tpjlM)

204 My favorite singer is Petulant Cllark
Posted by: Muldoon

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When you're alone and life is making you lonely
You can always go to Hell

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 27, 2024 10:44 AM (L/fGl)

205 "What does this even mean? lol. I’m sorry I offended the messiah of politics. 🤣
Posted by: Montec "

It means he doesn't give a shit about what you think and you need another hobby like writing letters.

Posted by: fd at May 27, 2024 10:45 AM (vFG9F)

206 My favorite singer is Petulant Cllark
Posted by: Muldoon

I didn't know she was Welsh

Posted by: Mikllos ap Mikllos at May 27, 2024 10:45 AM (wWqRd)

207 Message in a bottle man

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 27, 2024 10:45 AM (mO/OJ)

208 I'm now in charge at Schloss Hadrian for the next three weeks.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

You're about to crank up "Old Time Rock and Roll", aren't you.

Posted by: spindrift at May 27, 2024 10:46 AM (OguvZ)

209 it was about trying to reach the few honest libertarians who are out there but not in that crowd. Admittedly that may be like hunting unicorns, but I don't think Trump lost anything by making the effort.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 27

Elections are about turnout. Dems figured this out. They don’t bother trying to convert anyone. It’s all about turning out the already converted. Republicans still don’t get it.

Posted by: Montec at May 27, 2024 10:46 AM (tpjlM)

210 You're about to crank up "Old Time Rock and Roll", aren't you.

So Hadrian is a U-boat commander?

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 27, 2024 10:46 AM (mO/OJ)

211 every headline and news story about Trump is "bad", so there's no point in him worrying about that. If it isn't one thing, it's another, the trick is how to reach people and bypass all media. No one expects media to publish anything but negative stories, so what they say doesn't matter anymore.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 27, 2024 10:47 AM (q3gwH)

212 Sorry. The
Related to link: Politi_Rican @TheRicanMemes
Have you ever seen a bigger group of 40yr old virgins in your life 😂 😂

... was to have gone with

johnny maga @_johnnymaga
Libertarians are the most cringe, obnoxious humans on the planet

https://tinyurl.com/bp9mev2m
35 seconds; LNSFW

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 27, 2024 10:47 AM (ZdexC)

213 Trump as always is his worst enemy. Why on earth would he give a speech to a hostile crowd? Now every headline is Trump Booed giving speech,
Posted by: Montec at May 27, 2024 10:39 AM (tpjlM)

Because he is courageous? Willing to reach out?

The "msm" may lead with he was booed, but there was a lot of positive on X (twitter) during and after his speech. And after they nominated Chase Oliver? I saw tons of "Guess I am voting Trump" responses and tweets.

I suppose Trump could sit in his basement ala Biden, but then people would complain about that.

Posted by: Ann at May 27, 2024 10:47 AM (4neFu)

214 A toast this evening to those who gave all.
1800 Pacific time.

That's 6PM to the Air Force guys.
And for the Navy, Mickey's s big hand is in the 12 and the little hand is on the 6. You Marines, the 6 is that number thingy at the bottom if the clock.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 27, 2024 10:48 AM (bvWAj)

215 Trump unlike a Leftist isn't afraid of opposing dialog.
You never see Sundowner talk to a person not in the click

Posted by: Skip at May 27, 2024 10:48 AM (fwDg9)

216 means he doesn't give a shit about what you think and you need another hobby like writing letters.
Posted by: fd at May 27, 2024 10:45 AM (vFG9F)

Wicked burn bro. Serious boomer energy right there. 🤣

Posted by: Montec at May 27, 2024 10:48 AM (tpjlM)

217 I'm now in charge at Schloss Hadrian for the next three weeks.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

You're about to crank up "Old Time Rock and Roll", aren't you.
Posted by: spindrift

Your tighty whities are expected for delivery on WEDNESDAY

Posted by: Amazon at May 27, 2024 10:48 AM (wWqRd)

218 (mjiwW)

You mean Joey Bidet's "Guardians of Democracy" speech at West Point?

Do us all a favor and just go back to being the towel boy as a San Fracisco bath house.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 27, 2024 10:48 AM (mO/OJ)

219 157 Want some Spam ?
Posted by: JT

no

seeds would be nice

Posted by: loyal bird customers at May 27, 2024 10:27 AM (wWqRd)
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I didn't read the sock so I assumed 'Spam seeds'. I would like some of those too - have you seen the price of Spam these days?

Posted by: Ciampino - will Spam bushes stand frost? at May 27, 2024 10:49 AM (qfLjt)

220 I suppose Trump could sit in his basement ala Biden, but then people would complain about that.

Posted by: Ann at May 27, 2024 10:47 AM (4neFu)

Well it has been shown that the less Trump says the more support he gets. So that may not be a bad idea .

Posted by: Montec at May 27, 2024 10:49 AM (tpjlM)

221 You may think Trump is foolish in trying to expand his voting group, but that's why he went to the Bronx. it's classic retail politics of the old school variety.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 27, 2024 10:49 AM (q3gwH)

222 Ah, Moo Moo has arrived.

My work here for the day is done. Have fun storming the castle, kids.

Endeavour to persevere.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 27, 2024 10:50 AM (991eG)

223 You be well Muldoon

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 27, 2024 10:50 AM (mO/OJ)

224 every headline and news story about Trump is "bad", so there's no point in him worrying about that. If it isn't one thing, it's another, the trick is how to reach people and bypass all media. No one expects media to publish anything but negative stories, so what they say doesn't matter anymore.
Posted by: Tom Servo

Valid point.

Posted by: Montec at May 27, 2024 10:51 AM (tpjlM)

225 SpaceX launch scrubbed for today.
I'm going to nap since I've been up since 4:30am.

Posted by: Ciampino - will Spam bushes stand frost?? at May 27, 2024 10:51 AM (qfLjt)

226 We scoff at the Libertarians but they're politically more on point with their base than the GOP.

Politicking be hard. The GOP isn't interested in anything other than grifting the rubes.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 27, 2024 10:52 AM (Q4IgG)

227 See ya Muldoon !

Hope all is well in Muldoonia !

Posted by: JT at May 27, 2024 10:52 AM (T4tVD)

228 Remember, Montec is the relentlessly-stupid motherfucker who compared stay-at-home moms with trannies.

He's just a shit-disturbing fuckwit troll. Engage at your own peril.

Posted by: spindrift at May 27, 2024 10:52 AM (OguvZ)

229 I'll just leave this here for Memorial Day.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDo6x0MhERE

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 27, 2024 10:52 AM (a3XPY)

230 Half of UCLA Med School Students Fail Basic Tests Thanks to DEI Gibberish

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It's quite simple.

The toe bone's connected to the foot bone,
The foot bone's connected to the ankle bone,
The ankle bone's connected to the leg bone,
Now shake dem skeleton bones!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 27, 2024 10:52 AM (L/fGl)

231 I thought you didn’t have themes, CBD?

Posted by: Harold Hill at May 27, 2024 10:08 AM (v6JzV)

"We have trouble in River City, professor".

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy now with twice the crazy at May 27, 2024 10:52 AM (iODuv)

232 “Small Boys Attack”

If you don't know this battle, you should.

https://tinyurl.com/45zz4kvm

Posted by: CZ=FNG, Free State of Florida at May 27, 2024 10:53 AM (MkuC5)

233 have you seen the price of Spam these days?
Posted by: Ciampino

No

No I have not.

Have you seen the price of arugula these days, and the costs associated with the death and disposal of a Personal Chef?

Posted by: Barry Soetoro at May 27, 2024 10:53 AM (wWqRd)

234 Now every headline is Trump Booed giving speech,
Posted by: Montec

It's ironic that you're criticizing him for doing exactly what you do here every day. It's fine, I don't have to agree with what you say, but odd that you'd deny him the same privilege.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 27, 2024 10:53 AM (CsUN+)

235 Morning.

That flag only has 48 stars. Who we leavin' out?

Would not hang only because I need me 50 stars. Fifty is a nice round number.

Posted by: Robert at May 27, 2024 10:53 AM (bRvK5)

236 I didn't read the sock so I assumed 'Spam seeds'. I would like some of those too - have you seen the price of Spam these days?
Posted by: Ciampino - will Spam bushes stand frost? at May 27, 2024 10:49 AM (qfLjt)

They really jacked the price !

Posted by: JT at May 27, 2024 10:53 AM (T4tVD)

237 Memorial Day? Don't we have some libtard Congresscritter to take down?

Posted by: blaster at May 27, 2024 10:53 AM (IFNME)

238 You may think Trump is foolish in trying to expand his voting group, but that's why he went to the Bronx. it's classic retail politics of the old school variety.
Posted by: Tom Servo

Which will net him a grand total of zero votes. It’s mind boggling how there are “Can Trump Win The Bronx” stories out there? lol.

Posted by: Montec at May 27, 2024 10:53 AM (tpjlM)

239 Taffy Three duh

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 27, 2024 10:53 AM (mO/OJ)

240 Gardner Museum heist...anybody got any tips? I'll split the reward w/you.

Posted by: BignJames at May 27, 2024 10:54 AM (AwYPR)

241 I can eat 50 stars.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 27, 2024 10:54 AM (v6JzV)

242 The 48 star flag is the one for World War II and Korea. Only later was Alaska and Hawaii added

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 27, 2024 10:55 AM (mO/OJ)

243 That flag only has 48 stars. Who we leavin' out?

Would not hang only because I need me 50 stars. Fifty is a nice round number.
Posted by: Robert at May 27, 2024 10:53 AM (bRvK5)

I can think of a good 10 or 15 I'd like to leave out.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 27, 2024 10:55 AM (q3gwH)

244 You may think Trump is foolish in trying to expand his voting group, but that's why he went to the Bronx. it's classic retail politics of the old school variety.
Posted by: Tom Servo

Which will net him a grand total of zero votes. It’s mind boggling how there are “Can Trump Win The Bronx” stories out there? lol.

And yet here you are again, while everyone tells you to f*** off.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 27, 2024 10:55 AM (CsUN+)

245 213 Trump as always is his worst enemy. Why on earth would he give a speech to a hostile crowd? Now every headline is Trump Booed giving speech,
Posted by: Montec at May 27, 2024 10:39 AM (tpjlM)

My goodness... Who pissed in your oatmeal this morning ?

Posted by: It's me donna at May 27, 2024 10:55 AM (Akjoo)

246 After the trial is over Trump needs to spend all his effort in winning Arizona, Georgia, Nevada and 1/3 of PA, MI and WI.

That’s it. Stop with the fantasies of winning NY or other foolishness.

Posted by: Montec at May 27, 2024 10:55 AM (tpjlM)

247 My goodness... Who pissed in your oatmeal this morning ?

I'm pretty sure it was him. I try not to judge.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 27, 2024 10:56 AM (CsUN+)

248 Gardner Museum heist...anybody got any tips? I'll split the reward w/you.
Posted by: BignJames at May 27, 2024 10:54 AM

Nope. But it's a nice museum to do in an afternoon.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 27, 2024 10:56 AM (a3XPY)

249 Posted by: Montec at May 27, 2024 10:39 AM (tpjlM)

My goodness... Who pissed in your oatmeal this morning ?
Posted by: It's me donna

My guess is Montec

Posted by: It's a "Thing" with some people at May 27, 2024 10:57 AM (wWqRd)

250 Trump in the Bronx would be like Biden in rural Wyoming. A complete waste of time and energy. Dems understand this. Trump…well, not so much. lol.

Posted by: Montec at May 27, 2024 10:57 AM (tpjlM)

251 That’s it. Stop with the fantasies of winning NY or other foolishness.
Posted by: Montec

Why try, right?

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 27, 2024 10:58 AM (2QA3G)

252 I saw Oatmeal Piss open for Metallica in Edmonton circa 2001

Posted by: Montec at May 27, 2024 10:58 AM (tpjlM)

253 Dumb sumbitch made the classic mistake. He told the truth.

Farage Causes a Meltdown Among Liberals Over His Comment That a Growing Number of Muslims “Loathe” British Values

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 27, 2024 10:58 AM (L/fGl)

254 Why try, right?
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 27, 2024 10:58 AM (2QA3G)

Seriously?

Posted by: Montec at May 27, 2024 10:59 AM (tpjlM)

255 Flag Trivia - 48 star flag was in effect from July 1912 to July, 1959.

shortest flag of all is the 49 star flag - July 1959 to August 1959.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 27, 2024 10:59 AM (q3gwH)

256 Melchizedek 🐭 @Melchizedek1972
Yep… I’m detecting a pattern.

https://tinyurl.com/4ucbjby3
IMAGE

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 27, 2024 11:00 AM (ZdexC)

257 It's not like Trump is from New York or anything even close

Posted by: Montec's mother wants him to go out and play in traffic while she MAKE DA MONEYS at May 27, 2024 11:00 AM (wWqRd)

258 Farage Causes a Meltdown Among Liberals Over His Comment That a Growing Number of Muslims “Loathe” British Values
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 27, 2024 10:58 AM (L/fGl)

all liberals hate Farage anyways so who cares?

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 27, 2024 11:00 AM (q3gwH)

259 Alaska and Hawaii joined on separate dates? I always thought they joined together. And now I know.

Posted by: Montec at May 27, 2024 11:00 AM (tpjlM)

260

shortest flag of all is the 49 star flag - July 1959 to August 1959.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 27, 2024 10:59 AM (q3gwH)

Hmmm...wonder how many are out there?

Posted by: BignJames at May 27, 2024 11:01 AM (AwYPR)

261 Submitted without comment.

UFC Fighter Bryce Mitchell Says He'll Home-School Son So He Doesn't “End Up Turning Gay”

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 27, 2024 11:01 AM (L/fGl)

262 Joe was at it again.

Big Fish @BigFish3000
We will not lie steal or cheat nor tolerate those who do end of quote.

https://tinyurl.com/4sytw2x9
5 seconds

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 27, 2024 11:02 AM (ZdexC)

263 UFC Fighter Bryce Mitchell Says He'll Home-School Son So He Doesn't “End Up Turning Gay”
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

Also, don't eat frogs

Posted by: Alex Jones warning the French at May 27, 2024 11:02 AM (wWqRd)

264 257 It's not like Trump is from New York or anything even close
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OK that makes sense. George W Bush was born in Connecticut and his entire family is in Connecticut. So surely he won the state.

Posted by: Montec at May 27, 2024 11:03 AM (tpjlM)

265 .

NOOD

Buck Throckmorton is here with the Morning Rant

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at May 27, 2024 11:03 AM (O7YUW)

266 Sara Rose 🌹 @saras76
Nobody's buying his crap.
He can't even get an applause without asking.

https://tinyurl.com/ypx97fvb
11 seconds; West Point

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 27, 2024 11:04 AM (ZdexC)

267 Garden museum heist
Grab the tomatoes and peppers

Posted by: Skip at May 27, 2024 11:05 AM (fwDg9)

268 That is a Kamala-esque thing to say.

Posted by: Montec at May 27, 2024 11:06 AM (tpjlM)

269 /sock

Posted by: Muldoon at May 27, 2024 11:15 AM (991eG)

270 FIB threatening PDT valet to turn witness against him:

Julie Kelly @julie_kelly2
May 26 • 4 tweets • 3 min read • Read on X
Within the span of a half hour last week, one of Jack Smith's prosecutors in classified docs case called defense argument "garbage," told Judge Cannon the proceeding "is no way to run a railroad," and pounded on podium, clapped his hands in rage:

Bratt also allegedly warned that Nauta was going to lose his lifestyle of "private planes and private golf clubs" either way and it would behoove Nauta to cooperate for lesser punishment.

(This meeting took place about 2 weeks after FBI raid)

When Harbach suggested Cannon shouldn't worry her pretty little head about it, she shot back:

https://tinyurl.com/4ccpnjcp
X thread unrolled as an ordinary web page, incl. images/ screencaps.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 27, 2024 11:17 AM (ZdexC)

271 #270 I probably should have typed "Prosecution" rather than "FIB", above.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 27, 2024 11:22 AM (ZdexC)

272 How to say you miss Dave in Texas without saying you miss David un Texas

Posted by: scottst at May 27, 2024 01:08 PM (lP9TH)

273 I'll just leave this here for Memorial Day.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDo6x0MhERE

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 27, 2024 10:52 AM (a3XPY)

That was awesome!

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 27, 2024 01:20 PM (w6EFb)

274 Thank you for a good memory. We used to recite this at our town's Memorial Day celebration every year. It is good to remember those times.

Posted by: Ozzie at May 27, 2024 02:06 PM (iOwhL)

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