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aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com CBD: cbd at cutjibnewsletter.com Buck: buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com joe mannix: mannix2024 at proton.me MisHum: petmorons at gee mail.com J.J. Sefton: sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com | Just the News: Federal Investigators Have Known for Years That Biden Repeatedly Met With Hunter's ChiCom "Business" PartnersAnd they let him lie and lie and lie, without so much as a heads-up. Federal agents gathered evidence during the 2016 election that Hunter Biden had used access to his father on an official government trip to Beijing aboard Air Force Two to connect prospective Chinese business partners with then-Vice President Joe Biden, according to a massive cache of documents recently turned over to Congress and obtained by Just the News. "They got to meet Dad. All very good. Talk later," Hunter Biden wrote in a December 2013 email confirming how he connected his Chinese associates with his father in a Beijing hotel after the vice president had met with Chinese President Xi Jinping. The younger Biden also bragged in his emails that his father was so enamored with China's communist leader that "I think they are in love with each other," the emails showed. "They all most (!) kissed on departure," Hunter Biden wrote in one of the emails seized by federal agents.Did he spell it that way? This crackhead whoremonger "graduated law school," but he doesn't know how to spell "almost"? Jonathan Turley writes that there is clear evidence that Hunter Biden repeatedly lied to Congress -- and wonders if Merrick Garland will convene a grand jury to investigate his crimes. LOL, Jonathan Turley is so funny. I didn't know he was this funny! Attorney General Merrick Garland has long maintained that he is a completely apolitical figure who only follows the law. Critics have challenged that claim on key cases, including those related to Hunter Biden. However, Garland may now face one of the clearest tests of his claim in his tenure. The House committees have issued a public report alleging three different instances where Hunter Biden allegedly committed perjury. The question is now what Garland is prepared to do about it. When Hunter testified, I wrote columns suggesting that he might take the Fifth Amendment to remain silent because the risk was too great that he might lie or mislead investigators in his answers. With months of preparation, he decided to run the gauntlet and now appears to have exposed himself to the possibility of additional criminal charges. Hunter Biden has still not responded to the specific allegations, but on their face they appear strong. Notably, the Justice Department spent considerable time and money to pursue false statements against figures like Michael Flynn over just one statement describing a meeting with Russian diplomats. These are instances where Hunter was under oath, prepared for months, and had counsel present. One of the instances concerns the controversial WhatsApp message where Hunter not only threatened a Chinese businessman to send him massive amounts of money but said that his father was sitting next to him at the time. Millions were later sent to the Bidens. The infamous WhatsApp message stated in part:Read the whole thing. There are more lies.The response of Hunter to questions about the message was curious and evasive. Hunter said that he had only two things to say about that message. He denied that his father was sitting next to him despite saying that he had no memory of sending the message. Second, and most importantly, he stated "the Zhao that this is sent to is not the Zhao connected to CEFC" who "had no understanding or even remotely knew what the hell I was even Goddamn talking about." The Committee staff maintains that Biden's WhatsApp account shows that he only ever communicated with one Zhao -- Raymond Zhao -- and that he most certainly did not know what he was "talking about." Another alleged lie was Hunter's denial that he ever helped people associated with Burisma secure visas. He told Congress that he was unwilling to provide "any work as it related to visas that they needed" and that he would "never pick up the phone and call anybody for a visa." The Committee has produced an email in which Hunter's associate Devon Archer references the revoking of Burisma CEO Nikolay Zlochevsky's visa. It states that "Hunter is checking with Miguel Aleman to see if he can provide cover to Kola on the visa...Please send Hunter an email with all Kola's passport and visa documents and evidence and copy me. We'll take it from there." Now Garland faces an unavoidable choice in treating this referral as he did Trump cases (in sending this to a grand jury) or scuttling alleged perjury made by the son of the President before Congress. It is far less challenging legally than it is politically for Merrick Garland. If the rule of law still governs at the Justice Department, Hunter Biden could be facing a third front in his ongoing legal struggles.LOL, good one, dude. Turley linked this Politico article reporting that "Sugar Brother" Kevin Morris, possibly a CIA operative paid to keep Hunter Biden out of jail, is bankrolling Hunter Biden's incredibly expensive defense, for some reason. Why does no one in the media ever ask why a man Hunter Biden just met a few years ago is spending millions and millions of dollars on him? Are they lovers? Or is Morris just Hunter's appointed Deep State sponsor? Anyway, Politico reports that this "Sugar Brother" -- merely an overcompensated lawyer, not a tech billionaire -- is finally running out of money. Less than a month before the start of his first trial, Hunter Biden may be losing a key financial lifeline. Kevin Morris, a Hollywood entertainment lawyer who has long supported the president's son, has told associates that he has run out of resources to help fund Biden's legal defense, according to a person close to Morris who was granted anonymity to discuss private conversations. "The reason Kevin got involved financially in the first place was that he could see that no one was going to help Hunter," said the person. "Now, four and a half years later, there's still no help -- and now Kevin is completely tapped out. So just when Hunter is facing two criminal trials starting in a few weeks, he has no resources. It's pretty dire." Reached for comment about this reporting, Morris confirmed the person's account but declined to elaborate further. A spokesperson for Biden's legal team also declined to comment.Don't worry, guys! I'm pretty sure that Hunter will just sell a couple of more watercolors to anonymous Chinese "art lovers." Raise your hands if you think it's plausible that one man would spend himself into near-bankruptcy paying the back taxes and expensive legal fees for another man he only barely knows and is not, as far as we know, having sex with. Even if they were having sex-- spending all of his money on the meth-mouthed gutter rat Hunter Biden? What? Below: A dramatic interpretation of Hunter Biden begging "Sugar Brother" Kevin Morris to join his legal team. Comments(Jump to bottom of comments)1
Again?
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 24, 2024 02:11 PM (d73WM) 2
Yup, I'll fetch them.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 24, 2024 02:11 PM (d73WM) 3
almost
Posted by: doug at May 24, 2024 02:11 PM (8/lc0) 4
Did he spell it that way? This crackhead whoremonger "graduated law school," but he doesn't know how to spell "almost"?
======= To be fair, he got pretty close. That's got to be, like, top 50%. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 24, 2024 02:11 PM (GBKbO) 5
Well, we knew it, so why wouldn't they know it, too?
Posted by: Ann at May 24, 2024 02:13 PM (4neFu) 6
Uday Biden
Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 24, 2024 02:14 PM (lTGtQ) 7
FJB
Posted by: Zeera , becoming ungovernable by choice at May 24, 2024 02:14 PM (YoS4M) 8
It is as if the federal government had been captured by enemies of the American people.
Posted by: mr tmz at May 24, 2024 02:14 PM (rJ48h) 9
How do I get Ace to perform at my kid's birthday party? What is his talent?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 24, 2024 02:14 PM (seACy) 10
I am sitting here with my father and we would like to understand why the commitment made has not been fulfilled. Tell the director that I would like to resolve this now before it gets out of hand, and now means tonight. And, Z, if I get a call or text from anyone involved in this other than you, Zhang, or the chairman, I will make certain that between the man sitting next to me and every person he knows and my ability to forever hold a grudge that you will regret not following my direction. I am sitting here waiting for the call with my father."
Uday is like a super spy with his deceptive language. Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 24, 2024 02:15 PM (lTGtQ) 11
8 It is as if the federal government had been captured by enemies of the American people.
Posted by: mr tmz at May 24, 2024 02:14 PM (rJ48h) ======= Almost like a "civil bureaucracy" will not escape the iron-rule of bureaucracies. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 24, 2024 02:15 PM (GBKbO) 12
Just missed Top Ten
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at May 24, 2024 02:15 PM (JMAcK) 13
"Even if they were having sex-- spending all of his money on the meth-mouthed gutter rat Hunter Biden?"
The heart wants what it wants. Posted by: Dig gp Must at May 24, 2024 02:15 PM (MvF+J) 14
9 How do I get Ace to perform at my kid's birthday party? What is his talent?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 24, 2024 02:14 PM (seACy) ======== He's got a ping pong ball trick! Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 24, 2024 02:15 PM (GBKbO) 15
Below: A dramatic interpretation of between Hunter Biden begging "Sugar Brother" Kevin Morris to join his legal team.
2/10. Would have been more impactful as an interpretive dance piece. WNB. Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 24, 2024 02:15 PM (a3Q+t) 16
But did 17 Intelligence Agencies agree???
Posted by: ... at May 24, 2024 02:15 PM (19xED) 17
How do I get Ace to perform at my kid's birthday party? What is his talent?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy Ewok suit riding a vespa. Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 24, 2024 02:15 PM (d73WM) 18
Things that make you go "Hmmm".
All of the people in Trump's inner circle are beset with legal problems, one is in federal prison right now, millions of dollars in fines, etc. But not Mike Pence. Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 24, 2024 02:17 PM (MeG8a) 19
17 Ewok suit riding a vespa.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 24, 2024 02:15 PM (d73WM) ======= Suit? Like coat and tails? Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 24, 2024 02:17 PM (GBKbO) 20
9 How do I get Ace to perform at my kid's birthday party? What is his talent?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 24, 2024 02:14 PM (seACy) "Hey, kids! Who's up for some new shelving!!?" Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at May 24, 2024 02:17 PM (T+Iwg) 21
Back off of Hunter, m'kay?
-Cee Eye Ay Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 24, 2024 02:18 PM (VXRhG) 22
Fartclam juggler.
Posted by: Dig gp Must at May 24, 2024 02:18 PM (MvF+J) 23
Never forget 17 intelligence agencies all agreed on complete horseshit transparently manufactured by a presidential campaign (read: 17 intelligence agencies).
Posted by: ... at May 24, 2024 02:18 PM (19xED) 24
Ewok suit riding a vespa.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 24, 2024 02:15 PM (d73WM) ======= Suit? Like coat and tails? Posted by: TheJamesMadison Yes, an Ewok in coat with tails riding a vespa if that's what you desire. (if that is what you desire Dolly needs to talk to you) Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 24, 2024 02:18 PM (d73WM) 25
Now Garland faces an unavoidable choice in treating this referral as he did Trump cases (in sending this to a grand jury) or scuttling alleged perjury made by the son of the President before Congress. It is far less challenging legally than it is politically for Merrick Garland.
++++ Is this dude serious? Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 24, 2024 02:18 PM (d04cU) 26
How do I get Ace to perform at my kid's birthday party? What is his talent?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 24, 2024 02:14 PM You're not new here. It's talents. Talents. Vespa riding, shelving, and producing our second-favorite blog are just three. Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 24, 2024 02:18 PM (a3Q+t) Posted by: ... at May 24, 2024 02:19 PM (19xED) 28
What is his talent?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy Saying snappish things about Disney? Just kidding., Ace. I enjoy your berating of Disney. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 24, 2024 02:19 PM (CPlo4) 29
And they let him lie and lie and lie, without so much as a heads-up.
________ What else could they do with a kindly, confused old man with a poor memory? And a record of child abuse? Posted by: Eeyore at May 24, 2024 02:20 PM (1bNHn) 30
... Are they lovers?
Or is Morris just Hunter's appointed Deep State sponsor? ... ++++ The credible cut-out. Rich dude, loose connection, can be the laundromat for Party money or State money into the maw of Hunter Biden to make problems go away. Is he a direct IC asset? No idea. Well within the realm of possibility, but not necessarily. He's probably *someone's* asset, though. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 24, 2024 02:20 PM (d04cU) 31
25 Now Garland faces an unavoidable choice in treating this referral as he did Trump cases (in sending this to a grand jury) or scuttling alleged perjury made by the son of the President before Congress. It is far less challenging legally than it is politically for Merrick Garland.
++++ Hahahahahahahaha Posted by: It's me donna at May 24, 2024 02:20 PM (Akjoo) 32
Attorney General Merrick Garland Shouldn't that be Moderate Attorney General Merrick Garland? I was assured repeatedly that he was just that. Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 24, 2024 02:21 PM (RKVpM) 33
>Ohio GOP Governor Mike DeWine has called for a special session to pass legislation ensuring Joe Biden is on the 2024 Ohio Presidential Ballot.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 24, 2024 02:21 PM (cf/0E) 34
What else could they do with a kindly, confused old man with a poor memory? And a record of child abuse?
____ I can vouch for this. -Ashley B. Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 24, 2024 02:21 PM (VXRhG) 35
Of course they knew, and they were happy to keep it hidden. I mean, when you have leverage, why give it up?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 24, 2024 02:22 PM (ynpvh) 36
Hunter is safe.
He's a Biden and a Democrat. Posted by: redridinghood at May 24, 2024 02:22 PM (NpAcC) 37
33 >Ohio GOP Governor Mike DeWine has called for a special session to pass legislation ensuring Joe Biden is on the 2024 Ohio Presidential Ballot.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 24, 2024 02:21 PM (cf/0E) ========= "We've passed another bill. Here you go." -Speaker of the OH House, TJM "This is dirty toilet paper." -DeWine "Did I fucking stutter?" -Speaker of the OH House, TJM Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 24, 2024 02:22 PM (GBKbO) 38
I hate I didn't realize it first (hat tip JackStraw for making us think), but Boe and Hundoe were almost certainly both CIA assets and above investigation or charges.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men don't care about women's accomplishments, only looks and not nagging at May 24, 2024 02:22 PM (w67Ex) 39
He's a prominent Democrat. All of this is legal.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 24, 2024 02:23 PM (0FoWg) 40
"The reason Kevin got involved financially in the first place was that he could see that no one was going to help Hunter," said the person. "Now, four and a half years later, there's still no help -- and now Kevin is completely tapped out. So just when Hunter is facing two criminal trials starting in a few weeks, he has no resources. It's pretty dire."
++++ This is unlikely. Nothing is impossible, but this is unlikely. If I put myself in his shoes, this makes little sense. "My buddy needs help, and I have plenty of money, so I'll help my buddy." Okay. So far, so good. I've even been in those shoes myself once upon a time. Where I start having trouble is +1, +2, +N events from that point. "My buddy still needs more help and it's now putting *my* future at risk, but gosh darn it, I gotta help!" is not a normal progression. At some point, the person cuts and runs. They say, "you're a bottomless pit and affection only goes so far. I am not helping you anymore. I am not cosigning that loan. I am not giving you money. I am not buying your car on preferable terms. I'm finished. Call me if you wanna grab a drink or something, but don't call me for help." Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 24, 2024 02:23 PM (d04cU) 41
39 He's a prominent Democrat. All of this is legal.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 24, 2024 02:23 PM (0FoWg) ======= "He's right." -The GOP "He's wrong." -The GOP, but in a fundraising email Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 24, 2024 02:23 PM (GBKbO) 42
33 >Ohio GOP Governor Mike DeWine has called for a special session to pass legislation ensuring Joe Biden is on the 2024 Ohio Presidential Ballot.
_____ Stupid. Or smart, if in the special session the R's pass election integrity laws to go along with it. Since it is R's, count on stupid. Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 24, 2024 02:23 PM (VXRhG) 43
40 "The reason Kevin got involved financially in the first place was that he could see that no one was going to help Hunter," said the person. "Now, four and a half years later, there's still no help -- and now Kevin is completely tapped out. So just when Hunter is facing two criminal trials starting in a few weeks, he has no resources. It's pretty dire."
++++ Liar Posted by: It's me donna at May 24, 2024 02:24 PM (Akjoo) 44
He told Congress that he was unwilling to provide "any work as it related to visas that they needed" and that he would "never pick up the phone and call anybody for a visa."
______ Hey! Stop it, you far-right disinformationist! The story clearly says he did it by email, not phone. You guys are such liars. Surt Kid Posted by: Eeyore at May 24, 2024 02:24 PM (1bNHn) 45
It's like I said about Cohen, if they admit they're lying then it kind of defeats the point of lying, dunnit.
They didn't just "let" Biden lie, they wrote the script. Posted by: ... at May 24, 2024 02:24 PM (19xED) 46
42 Stupid. Or smart, if in the special session the R's pass election integrity laws to go along with it.
Since it is R's, count on stupid. Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 24, 2024 02:23 PM (VXRhG) ======= OH elections are already pretty secure, but making election cheating punishable by death wouldn't be a bad idea. OH did an election integrity effort a few years ago. OH then went from swing state to deep red. Just a coincidence, though. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 24, 2024 02:24 PM (GBKbO) 47
Trump told 30,000 lies.
Posted by: ... at May 24, 2024 02:24 PM (19xED) 48
How do I get Ace to perform at my kid's birthday party? What is his talent? Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 24, 2024 02:14 PM Yeah, forget having Zelenskyyyyyyy play the piano with his penis at your event. Not nearly 'edgy' enough in today's society. Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 24, 2024 02:24 PM (RKVpM) 49
Blatant and obvious corruption...
But nobody cares because we aren't a serious nation and are ruled by profoundly evil but stupid people. Posted by: Formerly Virginian at May 24, 2024 02:24 PM (JMAcK) Posted by: ballistic at May 24, 2024 02:25 PM (oqH4h) 51
12 Just missed Top Ten
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at May 24, 2024 02:15 PM (JMAcK) _______ Probably because you couldn't stop laughing at Turley's jokes. Posted by: Eeyore at May 24, 2024 02:25 PM (1bNHn) 52
I just saw the Sefton Health Watch update. Fantastic news!
Now to pray for a benign verdict from the docs in the next two weeks Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 24, 2024 02:25 PM (OX0go) 53
Raise your hands if you think it's plausible that one man would spend himself into near-bankruptcy paying the back taxes and expensive legal fees for another man he only barely knows and is not, as far as we know, having sex with.
++++ Even if sex, I don't buy it. Sex is only so valuable, especially among gay men where sex is *extremely* easy to come by at any moment. Gay men have such easy access to sex that even a hot early 20s college girl having a blast running up her body count looks at it says, "daaaaayum." Sex stops being worth it, as such and if you're buying your affection as a run of the mill john or as a sugar daddy, you know what you're doing and know what you can afford and, crucially, you *also* know that it is only - and can only ever be - transactional. You don't bankrupt yourself for that. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 24, 2024 02:25 PM (d04cU) 54
Ohio GOP Governor Mike DeWine has called for a special session to pass legislation ensuring Joe Biden is on the 2024 Ohio Presidential Ballot.
Posted by: BourbonChicken The problem isn't the state, it is the DNC. They made a deal to have a debate in June, well before the convention, so that if the retard fails, he will bail out. There has never been a debate this early in modern times, and there has never been a convention that late. They are delaying as long as possible. Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 24, 2024 02:26 PM (lTGtQ) 55
53 Even if sex, I don't buy it. Sex is only so valuable, especially among gay men where sex is *extremely* easy to come by at any moment. Gay men have such easy access to sex that even a hot early 20s college girl having a blast running up her body count looks at it says, "daaaaayum."
Sex stops being worth it, as such and if you're buying your affection as a run of the mill john or as a sugar daddy, you know what you're doing and know what you can afford and, crucially, you *also* know that it is only - and can only ever be - transactional. You don't bankrupt yourself for that. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 24, 2024 02:25 PM (d04cU) ======= So, what I'm reading is that Cruising is actually the perfect political allegory for Establishment politics. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 24, 2024 02:26 PM (GBKbO) 56
So Morris is just the bagman.
Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at May 24, 2024 02:26 PM (FJh7q) 57
Shouldn't that be Moderate Attorney General Merrick Garland? I was assured repeatedly that he was just that.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 24, 2024 02:21 PM (RKVpM) Not just a moderate but a Republican. Posted by: ... at May 24, 2024 02:26 PM (19xED) 58
Almost like a "civil bureaucracy" will not escape the iron-rule of bureaucracies.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 24, 2024 02:15 PM (GBKbO) Wait... I have a job, I basically cannot be fired, the economy doesn't matter, doing my "job" doesn't matter, all that matters is expanding my bureaucracy with people who think like me? Why would I want to escape? It would risk my pension. -- federal bureaucrats Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 24, 2024 02:26 PM (IUd0M) 59
So, what I'm reading is that Cruising is actually the perfect political allegory for Establishment politics.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 24, 2024 02:26 PM (GBKbO) ++++ You read into it something I didn't consider or intend - but that said, your comparison is disturbingly apt. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 24, 2024 02:27 PM (d04cU) Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 24, 2024 02:28 PM (RKVpM) 61
>Ohio GOP Governor Mike DeWine has called for a special session to pass legislation ensuring Joe Biden is on the 2024 Ohio Presidential Ballot.
- Sure, why not. Because laws are meaningless. Posted by: Moron Robbie congratulates women on needing to work until they're 80 at May 24, 2024 02:28 PM (zRwsu) 62
They are not getting rid of Biden until he is a vegetable, and he's not there yet.
Posted by: ... at May 24, 2024 02:28 PM (19xED) 63
Behold! The power of the (D)!
Posted by: Federal Investigatory Bureau at May 24, 2024 02:28 PM (xxG/v) 64
The rest of you are screwed if you so much as jaywalk in our presence.
Posted by: Federal Investigatory Bureau at May 24, 2024 02:29 PM (xxG/v) 65
GOPe probably is worried that without Biden on the Ohio ballon, Dem voters will be less inclined to come out and vote for tired old Sherrod Brown, making it more likely that Trump endorsed Bernie Moreno will win. Wouldn't be prudent.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 24, 2024 02:29 PM (VXRhG) 66
62 They are not getting rid of Biden until he is a vegetable, and he's not there yet.
Posted by: ... at May 24, 2024 02:28 PM (19xED) ======= Biden ain't going anywhere, but I would farkin' love the DU comments once he got replaced. "I always knew that Biden, a good man, wasn't up for the job. Now it's [x]'s time! I've always know that they've been the perfect candidate! I've been pushing for them for years!" Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 24, 2024 02:29 PM (GBKbO) 67
"The reason Kevin got involved financially in the first place was that he could see that no one was going to help Hunter," said the person. "Now, four and a half years later, there's still no help -- and now Kevin is completely tapped out. So just when Hunter is facing two criminal trials starting in a few weeks, he has no resources. It's pretty dire."
++++ This is unlikely. Nothing is impossible, but this is unlikely. If I put myself in his shoes, this makes little sense. "My buddy needs help, and I have plenty of money, so I'll help my buddy." Okay. So far, so good. I've even been in those shoes myself once upon a time. He gets a nice card from me. A fruit basket, tops. Posted by: Archimedes at May 24, 2024 02:29 PM (CsUN+) 68
Ohio ballon - Ohio ballot
Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 24, 2024 02:29 PM (VXRhG) 69
65 GOPe probably is worried that without Biden on the Ohio ballon, Dem voters will be less inclined to come out and vote for tired old Sherrod Brown, making it more likely that Trump endorsed Bernie Moreno will win. Wouldn't be prudent.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 24, 2024 02:29 PM (VXRhG) ======= I was reading this, about to object, but then it just kept making sense until there was no other explanation possible. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 24, 2024 02:29 PM (GBKbO) 70
WTH??? I've known for decades I'm never gonna be a size six, big boobed natural blonde. Face it dumbasses Posted by: four seasons at May 24, 2024 02:29 PM (PisyI) 71
Willowed:
265 226 Despite McCain's infirmities he was still able to give the 'thumbs down' sign. A bit of a "Mein Fuhrer, I can walk" moment. I should be better and have respect for the deceased. I'll try. Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 24, 2024 01:59 PM (RKVpM) Why? How does death convert a dishonorable backstabbing shitweasel into a noble figure worthy of respect? Posted by: Fuck McCain and everyone like him at May 24, 2024 02:02 PM (k3d8O) composting? Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 24, 2024 02:23 PM (ynpvh) Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 24, 2024 02:29 PM (ynpvh) 72
Whoever the paymasters are for the Biden Crime Family have figured out that Scranton Joe has run out his useful life and cut the bucks off.
Posted by: ballistic at May 24, 2024 02:30 PM (oqH4h) 73
Not a smidgeon of corruption. It was a SHIT TON!
Posted by: The Light Worker at May 24, 2024 02:30 PM (0Gnoc) 74
The dude was obviously the bag man for Hunter and the bag has run out of cash.
So sad. Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 24, 2024 02:28 PM (RKVpM) ++++ *IF* this is what it is - and I doubt it, very seriously doubt it - then he's likely the stupidest man in American politics. If you're the front man for an external funding source (the laundromat) and the money doesn't come *in* after you front it and then you *continue* to play along, you're a 'tard. If you're not even the front man and just penury yourself as a favor to the Party with no strings attached, you're a turbo-powered hypertard. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 24, 2024 02:30 PM (d04cU) 75
So, what I'm reading is that Cruising is actually the perfect political allegory for Establishment politics.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 24, 2024 02:26 PM Dayyy-yam. Never thought about it that way. Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 24, 2024 02:30 PM (a3Q+t) 76
75 So, what I'm reading is that Cruising is actually the perfect political allegory for Establishment politics.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 24, 2024 02:26 PM Dayyy-yam. Never thought about it that way. Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 24, 2024 02:30 PM (a3Q+t) ======= I saw it for the first time two days ago. It fits. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 24, 2024 02:31 PM (GBKbO) Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 24, 2024 02:31 PM (seACy) 78
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Attorney General Merrick Garland Shouldn't that be Moderate Attorney General Merrick Garland? I was assured repeatedly that he was just that. Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 24, 2024 02:21 PM (RKVpM) ______ That's "Straight Arrow Upstanding Moderate Attorney General Merrick Garland" to you. And don't forget it. The FIB will be authorized to shoot when they knock on your door. Posted by: Eeyore at May 24, 2024 02:32 PM (1bNHn) 79
When conservatives want something done Republicans always explain they shucks just can't because of THE RULES.
But as soon as a Democrat needs something, Republicans are right there to find a way. It's a miracle!! Posted by: ... at May 24, 2024 02:32 PM (19xED) 80
The Big Weekend is here
Posted by: Skip at May 24, 2024 02:32 PM (fwDg9) 81
A modest proposal for reducing the National Debt:
Install pay toilets on the graves of McCain & J. Fonda. Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 24, 2024 02:32 PM (a3Q+t) 82
71 Willowed:
265 226 Despite McCain's infirmities he was still able to give the 'thumbs down' sign. A bit of a "Mein Fuhrer, I can walk" moment. I should be better and have respect for the deceased. I'll try. Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 24, 2024 01:59 PM (RKVpM) ---- For what it's worth I had the misfortune of spending a few hours with McCain in 2008. He was a complete fucking c*cksucker to me the entire time when I was just a wet behind the ears kid thinking that our political system mattered. And I don't mean he was just dismissive or didn't care. He was actively a fucking asshole, on purpose. I hope St. Peter took my experience into account at the gates. Posted by: ballistic at May 24, 2024 02:32 PM (oqH4h) 83
Biden ain't going anywhere, but I would farkin' love the DU comments once he got replaced.
"I always knew that Biden, a good man, wasn't up for the job. Now it's [x]'s time! Not quite. I always knew that Biden, a good man, had so damaged his health working on our behalf, that he wouldn't be able to make it in '24. Yet he tried. It's noble, is what it is. Now it's our turn to step up for him by letting him enjoy what time he has left. Posted by: Archimedes at May 24, 2024 02:32 PM (CsUN+) 84
Chairman Biden
Posted by: Skip at May 24, 2024 02:33 PM (fwDg9) 85
"The reason Kevin got involved financially in the first place was that he could see that no one was going to help Hunter,"
--------------- LOL, Hollywood lawyers are all salt of the earth types. Posted by: MAGA_Ken at May 24, 2024 02:33 PM (m1ipM) 86
Aren't you happy to know Shoot to Kill is merely SOP for federal warrants? I know I'll sleep better.
Posted by: ... at May 24, 2024 02:33 PM (19xED) 87
Hopefully someday he will be saddled as the most corrupt Chairman
Posted by: Skip at May 24, 2024 02:34 PM (fwDg9) 88
83 I always knew that Biden, a good man, had so damaged his health working on our behalf, that he wouldn't be able to make it in '24. Yet he tried. It's noble, is what it is. Now it's our turn to step up for him by letting him enjoy what time he has left.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 24, 2024 02:32 PM (CsUN+) ======== True. But, our Intrepid DU Liaison would bring us other comments along these lines, "He should have dropped out months ago! Now everyone's going to vote for RFK! He's a bastard!" The vitriol would be great. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 24, 2024 02:34 PM (GBKbO) 89
Joe Biden is the best he has ever been.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 24, 2024 02:34 PM (seACy) 90
Aren't you happy to know Shoot to Kill is merely SOP for federal warrants? I know I'll sleep better.
Posted by: ... at May 24, 2024 02:33 PM (19xED) Not just for warrants. Overheard in the background: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup. BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 24, 2024 02:35 PM (IUd0M) 91
86 Aren't you happy to know Shoot to Kill is merely SOP for federal warrants? I know I'll sleep better.
Posted by: ... at May 24, 2024 02:33 PM (19xED) ======= That's one hell of a defense, huh? "Oh, we're prepped to shoot to kill every time we knock on a door. We have administrative guardrails and protocols which allow us to murder whomever we target whenever we're around." And it's supposed to make them look better? Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 24, 2024 02:35 PM (GBKbO) 92
This guy was "loaning" money to Uday Biden, correct? You know, so it isn't taxable income?
He was nothing more than a money laundering conduit. The question is, whether the money dried up because this source was becoming obvious, or if the money dried up because the CIA is losing faith in the whole operation. Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 24, 2024 02:35 PM (lTGtQ) 93
Mike DeWine is bizarre. He has always been a Romney Republican but now he is going full Kinzinger.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 24, 2024 02:35 PM (lrFUE) 94
83 I always knew that Biden, a good man, had so damaged his health working on our behalf, that he wouldn't be able to make it in '24. Yet he tried. It's noble, is what it is. Now it's our turn to step up for him by letting him enjoy what time he has left.
______ Damaged health? Possibly melanoma from all the time he spent working for us in a lounge chair on Rehobeth beach. Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 24, 2024 02:35 PM (VXRhG) 95
For what it's worth I had the misfortune of spending a few hours with McCain in 2008. He was a complete fucking c*cksucker to me the entire time when I was just a wet behind the ears kid thinking that our political system mattered. And I don't mean he was just dismissive or didn't care. He was actively a fucking asshole, on purpose. I hope St. Peter took my experience into account at the gates.
Posted by: ballistic at May 24, 2024 02:32 PM (oqH4h) Well he called me a Hobbit, which I thought was nice. But other than that, he seemed like a complete jerk. Posted by: Just Lily at May 24, 2024 02:35 PM (V5BKX) 96
>Ohio GOP Governor Mike DeWine has called for a special session to pass legislation ensuring Joe Biden is on the 2024 Ohio Presidential Ballot.
_____ Stupid. Or smart, if in the special session the R's pass election integrity laws to go along with it. I guess to steelman ... If the attempts to take Trump off the ballot in Colorado and Maine galvanized his base, then he may not wish to repeat the same mistake. That's a cynical horse-race analysis, and missing the part where our coaches acting like umpires turns us into second-class citizens. Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 24, 2024 02:36 PM (cf/0E) Posted by: uniparty Raping and Mutilating the Children They Do Not Kill at May 24, 2024 02:36 PM (gxokI) 98
I have no doubts that McCain was a piece of shit. Even his fellow POWs couldn't stand him.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 24, 2024 02:36 PM (seACy) 99
Damaged health? Possibly melanoma from all the time he spent working for us in a lounge chair on Rehobeth beach.
Posted by: Chuck ---- Added onto oil cancer, it's a wonder he can still stutter. Posted by: Just Lily at May 24, 2024 02:36 PM (V5BKX) 100
91 86 Aren't you happy to know Shoot to Kill is merely SOP for federal warrants? I know I'll sleep better.
Posted by: ... at May 24, 2024 02:33 PM (19xED) ======= That's one hell of a defense, huh? "Oh, we're prepped to shoot to kill every time we knock on a door. We have administrative guardrails and protocols which allow us to murder whomever we target whenever we're around." And it's supposed to make them look better? Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 24, 2024 02:35 PM (GBKbO) And also going in NOT in uniform, so if you happen to say "Federal Agents" in a low-enough voice, the Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 24, 2024 02:37 PM (ynpvh) 101
Joe must have a few bucks to help is only living son...
Posted by: steevy at May 24, 2024 02:37 PM (FQmDC) 102
Overheard in the background: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup. BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 24, 2024 02:35 PM Oh. We thought you said "spy", not "fly". Oh, well. Posted by: Top. Men. at May 24, 2024 02:37 PM (a3Q+t) 103
The ever come crashing into here it might be a 4th of July party with fireworks
Posted by: Skip at May 24, 2024 02:38 PM (fwDg9) 104
97 Biden lies?
This is new information. /sarc Posted by: uniparty Raping and Mutilating the Children They Do Not Kill at May 24, 2024 02:36 PM (gxokI) And he also tells fabrications. Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 24, 2024 02:38 PM (ynpvh) 105
"Oh, we're prepped to shoot to kill every time we knock on a door. We have administrative guardrails and protocols which allow us to murder whomever we target whenever we're around."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 24, 2024 02:35 PM (GBKbO) It's not murder. Sure, we don't wear body cams, and we destroyed the data from their RING doorbell, and well also killed all their neighbors, but we have this incident report that we wrote (in pencil) which clearly states that the deceased gave Special Agent Badangalong the side eye. Totally justified. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 24, 2024 02:38 PM (IUd0M) 106
We come in peace
Shoot to kill Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 24, 2024 02:38 PM (seACy) 107
Aren't you happy to know Shoot to Kill is merely SOP for federal warrants? I know I'll sleep better.
Posted by: ... It's only special when they add in to the orders that the agents should not wear identifying clothing. That's when you know they really care. Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 24, 2024 02:38 PM (lTGtQ) 108
Whenever things don't add up, it is always....always corruption.
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at May 24, 2024 02:39 PM (TcRmE) 109
Joe must have a few bucks to help is only living son...
Posted by: steevy at May 24, 2024 02:37 PM (FQmDC) ++++ The Big Guy's 10% is the Big Guy's motherfuckin' 10%, ya hear? It ain't some freeloader's 10%. It ain't some rando's 10%. It's The Big Guy's. Don't forget it and don't assume that you get to wet your beak. It ain't for you. Posted by: The Big Guy at May 24, 2024 02:39 PM (d04cU) 110
There is no way - ever - that Lil' Hunty faces a serious prosecution. That is simply never going to be a thing. He is at no legal peril.
I expect this just laying the groundwork for him to pull an Andy McCabe and set up a phony "legal fund" for donors to launder bribes through. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 24, 2024 02:39 PM (0FoWg) 111
The Ohio State Legislature should pass a law that Biden must give a 90 minute speech without teleprompters at the Ohio State House laying out why he should be put on the ballot. The legislature would then take a vote as to whether he gave sufficient reason to be on the ballot.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at May 24, 2024 02:39 PM (m1ipM) 112
>Ohio GOP Governor Mike DeWine has called for a special session to pass legislation ensuring Joe Biden is on the 2024 Ohio Presidential Ballot.
_____ Stupid. Or smart, if in the special session the R's pass election integrity laws to go along with it. Ooooh, excellent idea. No mail in ballots, no harvesting, one day of voting, poll watchers in every precinct, votes counted in one day. Posted by: Archimedes at May 24, 2024 02:39 PM (CsUN+) 113
I think Ohio should allow the Democrats to submit their pick without formally nominating him at their convention.
Then they'd either have to admit they plan on replacing Biden or be locked in with 'Ol Senile Rapey-fingers. Posted by: Formerly Virginian at May 24, 2024 02:39 PM (JMAcK) 114
The Ft Walton Sheriff has a shoot to kill orders, too.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 24, 2024 02:39 PM (seACy) 115
The Ohio State Legislature should pass a law that Biden must give a 90 minute speech without teleprompters at the Ohio State House laying out why he should be put on the ballot. The legislature would then take a vote as to whether he gave sufficient reason to be on the ballot.
You guys are ON FIRE! Posted by: Archimedes at May 24, 2024 02:40 PM (CsUN+) 116
111 The Ohio State Legislature should pass a law that Biden must give a 90 minute speech without teleprompters at the Ohio State House laying out why he should be put on the ballot. The legislature would then take a vote as to whether he gave sufficient reason to be on the ballot.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at May 24, 2024 02:39 PM (m1ipM) The other day I made the point that they should say, "Vote Integrity in all the key states, or no soup for you"... Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 24, 2024 02:40 PM (ynpvh) 117
There won't be any balancing the budget. I expect people will start switching from dollars to bit-coin. State governments will be behind the curve, but when they get there, and then full on Soviet-style collapse at the federal level.
Followed by a big step up in standard of living. Who'da guessed? Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 24, 2024 02:40 PM (cf/0E) 118
The Ohio State Legislature should pass a law that Biden must give a 90 minute speech without teleprompters at the Ohio State House laying out why he should be put on the ballot. The legislature would then take a vote as to whether he gave sufficient reason to be on the ballot.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at May 24, 2024 02:39 PM (m1ipM) Better still, he must perform the first trumpet's portion of the Ohio State band's halftime routine. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 24, 2024 02:41 PM (IUd0M) 119
I think Ohio should allow the Democrats to submit their pick without formally nominating him at their convention.
Then they'd either have to admit they plan on replacing Biden or be locked in with 'Ol Senile Rapey-fingers. Posted by: Formerly Virginian I was assuming that was the plan, but then I forgot that this is the GOP. Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 24, 2024 02:41 PM (lTGtQ) 120
Stupid. Or smart, if in the special session the R's pass election integrity laws to go along with it.
Ooooh, excellent idea. No mail in ballots, no harvesting, one day of voting, poll watchers in every precinct, votes counted in one day. And of course voter ID and signature verification. Posted by: Archimedes at May 24, 2024 02:41 PM (CsUN+) 121
118 The Ohio State Legislature should pass a law that Biden must give a 90 minute speech without teleprompters at the Ohio State House laying out why he should be put on the ballot. The legislature would then take a vote as to whether he gave sufficient reason to be on the ballot.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at May 24, 2024 02:39 PM (m1ipM) Better still, he must perform the first trumpet's portion of the Ohio State band's halftime routine. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 24, 2024 02:41 PM (IUd0M) You DON'T wanna be near his diaper... Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 24, 2024 02:41 PM (ynpvh) 122
Attorney General Merrick Garland has long maintained that he is a completely apolitical figure
--------- Nothing makes me think neutral like Garland. Posted by: Switzerland at May 24, 2024 02:42 PM (2bFN5) 123
There won't be any balancing the budget. I expect people will start switching from dollars to bit-coin. State governments will be behind the curve, but when they get there, and then full on Soviet-style collapse at the federal level.
Followed by a big step up in standard of living. Who'da guessed? Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 24, 2024 02:40 PM (cf/0E) ++++ Alternate currencies are tough. You tend to have to convert all the time. Whatever is used to pay taxes is the default currency of the land. It always works that way. It can happen. It happened in Argentina - the "Blue Dollar" as the alternate currency - but it is a full-time job to juggle it. Things tend to have get quite a lot worse than they are now before it happens. But we'll get there. The US Government has no appetite - and I suspect no ability - to contain spending. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 24, 2024 02:42 PM (d04cU) 124
119 I think Ohio should allow the Democrats to submit their pick without formally nominating him at their convention.
Then they'd either have to admit they plan on replacing Biden or be locked in with 'Ol Senile Rapey-fingers. Posted by: Formerly Virginian I was assuming that was the plan, but then I forgot that this is the GOP. Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 24, 2024 02:41 PM (lTGtQ) Their mouths fall on Dem cock accidentally...over and over and over again. Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 24, 2024 02:42 PM (ynpvh) 125
American Thinker had Sundowner outline of his Morehead speech
Racism Racism You ain't ever going to amount to anything without government Beau died Racism Vote me, I will give you stuff Racism Racism Posted by: Skip at May 24, 2024 02:42 PM (fwDg9) 126
Ooooh, excellent idea. No mail in ballots, no harvesting, one day of voting, poll watchers in every precinct, votes counted in one day.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 24, 2024 02:39 PM (CsUN+) Aaaaaaaand, Joe Biden (specifically) is the Democrat candidate for President. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 24, 2024 02:42 PM (IUd0M) 127
Speaking of questionable law enforcement officers WTF is going on with Scott Scheffler?
Posted by: steevy at May 24, 2024 02:42 PM (FQmDC) 128
Unless, of course, Sugarbrother is sponsored by the chicoms or Yemen (et al) and they're pulling back because Biden is failing.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at May 24, 2024 02:43 PM (U8kCF) 129
122 Attorney General Merrick Garland has long maintained that he is
--------- Nothing makes me think neutral like Garland. Posted by: Switzerland at May 24, 2024 02:42 PM (2bFN5) FIFY Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 24, 2024 02:43 PM (ynpvh) 130
Unexpectedly.
Posted by: ShainS -- Future Secretary of Retribution candidate at May 24, 2024 02:44 PM (t15bk) 131
128 Unless, of course, Sugarbrother is sponsored by the chicoms or Yemen (et al) and they're pulling back because Biden is failing.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at May 24, 2024 02:43 PM (U8kCF) The CIA. Same difference. Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 24, 2024 02:44 PM (ynpvh) 132
I mean, come on. The reason that they put the convention within 75 days of the election is because they won't know who the nominee is until then.
They are trying to decide between the crook and the Toricelli option. As I said earlier, there has never been a debate five months before an election, and there has never been a convention within 75 days of an election, at least in modern times. They are playing the waiting game, to see who they want on the ballot. Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 24, 2024 02:45 PM (lTGtQ) 133
Jim Acosta: "You and I’ve talked about this many times about his rhetoric, the he rhetoric uses to talk about migrants and so on. I just have to ask you in when you look at the poll numbers and you see if you break out the demographics Trump is doing better among Latinos. He is doing better among African-American voters. It’s certainly is a threat to the president’s reelection campaign. What do you make it this disconnect?” Ana Navarro: “This is the truth, and you and I know this, as Latinos, there are some Latino immigrants who forget they came here as immigrants and who want to shut the door behind them. And who think being anti-immigrant somehow is going to make them pass as more American, pass as whatever. And that’s a very stupid attitude to have.” Dang. I didn't know Jim Acosta was Latino. Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 24, 2024 02:45 PM (a3Q+t) 134
This bikini Asian has *never* been happier that Hunter Biden doesn't like her kind:
http://tiny.cc/ayo7yz Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 24, 2024 02:45 PM (d04cU) 135
Dishonesty is a drug.
Posted by: Eromero at May 24, 2024 02:46 PM (o2ZRX) 136
I would've gone with Jack Black in Tropic Thunder "I'll handle the giblets and drink the gravy "
Posted by: SouthCentralPA at May 24, 2024 02:46 PM (6mBpS) 137
133
... Ana Navarro: “This is the truth, and you and I know this, as Latinos, there are some Latino immigrants who forget they came here as immigrants and who want to shut the door behind them. And who think being anti-immigrant somehow is going to make them pass as more American, pass as whatever. And that’s a very stupid attitude to have.” Dang. I didn't know Jim Acosta was Latino. Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 24, 2024 02:45 PM (a3Q+t) No, they remember how HARD and EXPENSIVE and TIME CONSUMING it was to immigrate. And now things are HARDER and MORE EXPENSIVE under this jackwagon Admin. Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 24, 2024 02:47 PM (ynpvh) 138
I can hear the discussions in Langley right now:
"We never expected that decrepit old f______ to last past 2022." Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 24, 2024 02:48 PM (lTGtQ) 139
137 No, they remember how HARD and EXPENSIVE and TIME CONSUMING it was to immigrate. And now things are HARDER and MORE EXPENSIVE under this jackwagon Admin.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 24, 2024 02:47 PM (ynpvh) ======== Also, Hispanics are being supplanted by others sneaking over the border. But, brown people are all the same, amiright? Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 24, 2024 02:48 PM (GBKbO) 140
Better still, he must perform the first trumpet's portion of the Ohio State band's halftime routine.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 24, 2024 02:41 PM The Style Guide is emphatic that it is THE Ohio State. #BeBetter Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 24, 2024 02:48 PM (a3Q+t) 141
Whelp, lawn isn't going to mow itself.
Seems to be growing quicker than normal this year. I blame Klimate Weirding, or whatever the term is now. Later, Horde. Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at May 24, 2024 02:48 PM (T+Iwg) 142
But we'll get there. The US Government has no appetite - and I suspect no ability - to contain spending.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 24, 2024 02:42 PM (d04cU) ------------ Congressman Schweikert from AZ is all over this. Constantly says it will either be Congress or the bond holders. But I suspect nothing can be done except for bond holders to jump off the roofs in NYC. Posted by: MAGA_Ken at May 24, 2024 02:48 PM (m1ipM) 143
"Federal investigators." "Federal agents."
Can't we call them something else? If they were working for Don Corleone, we'd call them enforcers, consigliere, capos, godfathers, etc. It's a crime syndicate. Pretending they are lawful operatives, working on behalf of The People of the United States of America is a farce and a lie and a perversion of the language. Posted by: BurtTC at May 24, 2024 02:49 PM (dGCAG) 144
134 This bikini Asian has *never* been happier that Hunter Biden doesn't like her kind:
http://tiny.cc/ayo7yz Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 24, 2024 02:45 PM (d04cU) I mean, when an Asian woman sees you naked and makes that face, you don't come back from that. Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 24, 2024 02:49 PM (KbCG3) 145
They are trying to decide between the crook and the Toricelli option.
Posted by: Thomas Paine The Paul Wellstone option is also, presumably, on the table, coupled with a MAGA-hatted wind-up toy. Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at May 24, 2024 02:49 PM (iRX3h) 146
I highly doubt Ana Navarro even knows how to close that high-bay loading dock door they installed for her at the studio. Some immigrant laborer certainly does that.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 24, 2024 02:49 PM (0FoWg) 147
145 They are trying to decide between the crook and the Toricelli option.
Posted by: Thomas Paine The Paul Wellstone option is also, presumably, on the table, coupled with a MAGA-hatted wind-up toy. Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at May 24, 2024 02:49 PM (iRX3h) ======= "Biden is dead. You must vote for Kamala or you hate puppies." Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 24, 2024 02:49 PM (GBKbO) 148
No, they remember how HARD and EXPENSIVE and TIME CONSUMING it was to immigrate. And now things are HARDER and MORE EXPENSIVE under this jackwagon Admin.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 24, 2024 02:47 PM (ynpvh) And how everyone here now just assumes they're illegal freeloaders looking for handouts. Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 24, 2024 02:50 PM (KbCG3) 149
Federal Investigators Have Known for Years That Biden Repeatedly Met With Hunter's (not just ChiCom) "Business" Partners
>NYT, Campaign Says Biden Son Dropped Lobbying Clients By Christopher Drew, Sept. 13, 2008 (In part) R. Hunter Biden, the 38-year-old son of the Democratic vice-presidential nominee, Senator Joseph R. Biden Jr., has quit working as a Washington lobbyist, a job that had sparked controversy given Senator Barack Obama’s denunciations of influence-peddling in the capital. Mr. Obama’s presidential campaign said Friday that Mr. Biden had stopped lobbying for nine clients shortly after his father was chosen last month as Mr. Obama’s running mate. But the campaign did not announce that he had given up lobbying until Friday after reporters asked questions about his recent work for a couple under federal investigation over online gambling. >Rollcall dot com, Aug 2008: K Street Files: Wither (Hunter Biden) -------- Yes they did, and do. Curious, did the Bidens report - through the U.S. State Department as required - any Gift from Foreign Sources for CY or FY 2016? Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at May 24, 2024 02:50 PM (NFX2v) 150
132 I mean, come on. The reason that they put the convention within 75 days of the election is because they won't know who the nominee is until then.
They are trying to decide between the crook and the Toricelli option. As I said earlier, there has never been a debate five months before an election, and there has never been a convention within 75 days of an election, at least in modern times. They are playing the waiting game, to see who they want on the ballot. Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 24, 2024 02:45 PM (lTGtQ) --------------- Also the Ohio deadline (and I think Biden has the same issue in Alabama) is because that is the amount of time the legislature determined Ohio needs time to print ballots. Posted by: MAGA_Ken at May 24, 2024 02:51 PM (m1ipM) 151
How long until the Bidens' usefulness has ended its run and the MSM, feigning surprise and shock(!), belatedly opens the floodgates on their sins?
Posted by: Tex Lovera at May 24, 2024 02:52 PM (wtvvX) 152
It does not matter who they “want” on the ballot. They already waited too long - either it is Biden, or it is Kamala. It’s too late for anyone else to jump into the game. If Biden drops out, there is no one with the standing or authority in the Party to push Kamala out of grabbing what she will see as hers.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 24, 2024 02:52 PM (Y5w1c) 153
TDS George Conway put up a large billboard on the highway near Mar-a-Lago and Trump’s Doral golf course..
It reads: Vote for Joe, Not the Psycho. Posted by: redridinghood at May 24, 2024 02:52 PM (NpAcC) 154
I can hear the discussions in Langley right now:
"We never expected that decrepit old f______ to last past 2022." Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 24, 2024 02:48 PM (lTGtQ) Eh, if the Party wanted Brandon dead by '22, he'd have been dead by '22. It's not as if they give a damn whether everyone knew they killed the old man. For whatever reason, they're keeping him around. Probably just indecision or inertia. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 24, 2024 02:53 PM (0FoWg) 155
153 I enjoy him wasting his money
Posted by: steevy at May 24, 2024 02:53 PM (FQmDC) 156
153 TDS George Conway put up a large billboard on the highway near Mar-a-Lago and Trump’s Doral golf course..
It reads: Vote for Joe, Not the Psycho. Posted by: redridinghood at May 24, 2024 02:52 PM (NpAcC) ======== Trump is going to win Florida by something like 10 points. Maybe 15. Money well spent. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 24, 2024 02:53 PM (GBKbO) 157
This bikini Asian has *never* been happier that Hunter Biden doesn't like her kind:
http://tiny.cc/ayo7yz Posted by: Joe Mannix Dayummm. Perfect, she seems. I am eager to check her thoroughly for tats, to be sure. Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at May 24, 2024 02:53 PM (iRX3h) 158
Curious, did the Bidens report - through the U.S. State Department as required - any Gift from Foreign Sources for CY or FY 2016?
Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at May 24, 2024 02:50 PM You're kidding, right? A poem (in the style of e.e. cummings): hookers, and blow, and memorials for beau, aren't cheap, you know! Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 24, 2024 02:54 PM (a3Q+t) 159
Congressman Schweikert from AZ is all over this. Constantly says it will either be Congress or the bond holders.
But I suspect nothing can be done except for bond holders to jump off the roofs in NYC. Posted by: MAGA_Ken at May 24, 2024 02:48 PM (m1ipM) I'm not familiar with him, I know Paul Gosar and Eli Crane have sorta set themselves apart from the swamp creatures, generally. If there's going to be a change in DC, it's going to have to include more congresscritters who are willing to stand up and argue for smaller government. Posted by: BurtTC at May 24, 2024 02:54 PM (dGCAG) 160
159 I'm not familiar with him, I know Paul Gosar and Eli Crane have sorta set themselves apart from the swamp creatures, generally. If there's going to be a change in DC, it's going to have to include more congresscritters who are willing to stand up and argue for smaller government.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 24, 2024 02:54 PM (dGCAG) ======== It's like the Tea Party never happened. Depressing, huh? Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 24, 2024 02:55 PM (GBKbO) 161
Eh, if the Party wanted Brandon dead by '22, he'd have been dead by '22. It's not as if they give a damn whether everyone knew they killed the old man. For whatever reason, they're keeping him around. Probably just indecision or inertia. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 24, 2024 02:53 PM (0FoWg) I suspect it is useful to have crowds yelling FJB rather than F-(insert your name here) Posted by: Just Lily at May 24, 2024 02:55 PM (V5BKX) 162
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probability of hunter being convicted of anything in d.c.? zilch
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Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 24, 2024 02:47 PM (ynpvh) ======== Also, Hispanics are being supplanted by others sneaking over the border. But, brown people are all the same, amiright? Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 24, 2024 02:48 PM (GBKbO) Inshahalla. Posted by: "Juan" the Jihadi at May 24, 2024 02:56 PM (ynpvh) 167
TDS George Conway put up a large billboard on the highway near Mar-a-Lago and Trump’s Doral golf course..
It reads: Vote for Joe, Not the Psycho. Posted by: redridinghood at May 24, 2024 02:52 PM (NpAcC) Trump is going to win Florida by something like 10 points. Maybe 15. Money well spent. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 24, 2024 02:53 PM (GBKbO) You'd think he would be spending his money on finding young boys to have sex with. That can't be cheap to do, on the downlow. Posted by: BurtTC at May 24, 2024 02:57 PM (dGCAG) 168
Read “Laptop From Hell.”
There is no helping Hunter. There’s only enabling. I truly believe Hunter enter to get caught, that he is so unhappy being the family bagman that he will continue to piss away money on drugs until he reaches rock bottom. The man is a mess, and Thanatos Pops, a traitor to his country and a party to a huge graft machine. Posted by: Lizzy at May 24, 2024 02:57 PM (Hkcdp) 169
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Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 24, 2024 02:58 PM (B1FKF) 170
The amount to dirt that Hunter must have on Biden, Obama and the American Intel agencies must be staggering.
They can't allow him anywhere near any legal situation where he might be pressured to spill the beans. Posted by: 29Victor at May 24, 2024 02:58 PM (M+gBW) 171
I would love to hear the conversation between Conway and Trump which completely, utterly, permanently broke George.
Same with Mitt. Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 24, 2024 02:58 PM (seACy) 172
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Posted by: Lizzy at May 24, 2024 02:59 PM (Hkcdp) 173
I would love to hear the conversation between Conway and Trump which completely, utterly, permanently broke George.
Same with Mitt. Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 24, 2024 02:58 PM (seACy) ---------- Trump's name is a killing word. Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at May 24, 2024 02:59 PM (mUnoX) 174
***Did he spell it that way? This crackhead whoremonger "graduated law school," but he doesn't know how to spell "almost"?***
Maybe it was a ménage. Posted by: Braenyard at May 24, 2024 02:59 PM (Iynsv) 175
[Per Mike Benz, paraphrasing:]
Hunter Biden was part of a CIA operation to swing the gas market to NATO -- so the CIA is leaning on the DOJ to protect one of their assets. [Me:] Yeah, the ever-reliable and totally not blackmailable Hunter Biden working as a CIA asset? That tracks ... Posted by: ShainS -- Future Secretary of Retribution candidate at May 24, 2024 03:00 PM (t15bk) 176
Maybe it was a ménage.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 24, 2024 02:59 PM Of corpsemen? Asking for a friend. Posted by: Barry O. at May 24, 2024 03:01 PM (a3Q+t) 177
I thought it was the matrix.
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at May 24, 2024 03:02 PM (J8LnB) 178
175 [Per Mike Benz, paraphrasing:]
Hunter Biden was part of a CIA operation to swing the gas market to NATO -- so the CIA is leaning on the DOJ to protect one of their assets. [Me:] Yeah, the ever-reliable and totally not blackmailable Hunter Biden working as a CIA asset? That tracks ... Posted by: ShainS -- Future Secretary of Retribution candidate at May 24, 2024 03:00 PM (t15bk) Again, the Fed agencies like having blackmailed folks under their thumbs to to their dirty work. The Bidens are perfect in this regard. Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 24, 2024 03:02 PM (ynpvh) 179
Ben Shapiro is a dipshit.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 24, 2024 03:03 PM (seACy) 180
[Me:] Yeah, the ever-reliable and totally not blackmailable Hunter Biden working as a CIA asset? That tracks ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Future Secretary of Retribution candidate at May 24, 2024 03:00 PM Wheels within wheels within wheels, man. Posted by: Big Penguin at May 24, 2024 03:03 PM (a3Q+t) 181
The Biden Crime, Incest and Pedophilia Family
Posted by: wth at May 24, 2024 03:04 PM (v0R5T) 182
159 I'm not familiar with him, I know Paul Gosar and Eli Crane have sorta set themselves apart from the swamp creatures, generally. If there's going to be a change in DC, it's going to have to include more congresscritters who are willing to stand up and argue for smaller government.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 24, 2024 02:54 PM (dGCAG) ——— I think he is the top guy on the budget committee https://youtu.be/4rCm58KPbVw?si=0RUZyOvQKutmQEA- Posted by: MAGA_Ken at May 24, 2024 03:05 PM (/yZkR) 183
179 Ben Shapiro is a dipshit.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 24, 2024 03:03 PM (seACy) Evergreen comment. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 24, 2024 03:05 PM (0FoWg) 184
Hunter cannot be blackmailed. You must either fear consequences or feel shame. He’s immune.
Posted by: Kratwurst at May 24, 2024 03:05 PM (nIRE6) 185
181 The Biden Crime, Incest and Pedophilia Family
Posted by: wth at May 24, 2024 03:04 PM (v0R5T) Damn, if that last word had started with an "A" it woulda been The Biden CIA... Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 24, 2024 03:05 PM (ynpvh) 186
The Biden Crime, Incest and Pedophilia Family
Posted by: wth at May 24, 2024 03:04 PM (v0R5T) ----------- The family that ______s together, _______s together. Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at May 24, 2024 03:05 PM (mUnoX) 187
Joe she seems nice
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186 The Biden Crime, Incest and Pedophilia Family
Posted by: wth at May 24, 2024 03:04 PM (v0R5T) ----------- The family that ______s together, _______s together. Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at May 24, 2024 03:05 PM (mUnoX) Can I buy a vowel? Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 24, 2024 03:06 PM (ynpvh) Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 24, 2024 03:06 PM (cOq4q) 190
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Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 24, 2024 03:06 PM (ynpvh) --------- Buy a whole damn word. Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at May 24, 2024 03:06 PM (mUnoX) 191
I would love to hear the conversation between Conway and Trump which completely, utterly, permanently broke George.
Same with Mitt. Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 24, 2024 02:58 PM (seACy) Until I hear otherwise, I'm going to assume it's sex perversion. Trump knows who's been to the island. Posted by: BurtTC at May 24, 2024 03:07 PM (dGCAG) 192
190 Can I buy a vowel?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 24, 2024 03:06 PM (ynpvh) --------- Buy a whole damn word. Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at May 24, 2024 03:06 PM (mUnoX) Still 10% to the Big Guy, I assume. Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 24, 2024 03:07 PM (ynpvh) 193
Hunter never had meth mouth. Joe had some guy knock Hunter's teeth out for those sweet prison BJs Joey likes.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at May 24, 2024 03:07 PM (17s+e) 194
This bikini Asian has *never* been happier that Hunter Biden doesn't like her kind:
http://tiny.cc/ayo7yz Posted by: Joe Mannix ....... Hey Ace, this babe could use your help with some new shelves. Posted by: wth at May 24, 2024 03:07 PM (v0R5T) 195
Ooooh, excellent idea. No mail in ballots, no harvesting, one day of voting, poll watchers in every precinct, votes counted in one day.
Posted by: Archimedes - I like to remember how we knew the results by the end of the night before we had computers to help us count. Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men don't care about women's accomplishments, only looks and not nagging at May 24, 2024 03:08 PM (w67Ex) 196
Ok, that video at the end of the post. It was awful and disgusting.
I laffed! LOL! Was that a movie or TV show? Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 24, 2024 03:08 PM (sAmhv) 197
I saw Thanatos Pops open for Leonard Bernstein at Tanglewood in '89.
Posted by: ShainS -- Future Secretary of Retribution candidate at May 24, 2024 03:09 PM (SbFrc) 198
I think he is the top guy on the budget committee
https://youtu.be/4rCm58KPbVw?si=0RUZyOvQKutmQEA- Posted by: MAGA_Ken at May 24, 2024 03:05 PM (/yZkR) I know people who live in Scottsdale, I'm surprised they haven't mentioned him before. I just assumed everyone in Maricopa County was either a Democrat or a McCain Gope type. Posted by: BurtTC at May 24, 2024 03:09 PM (dGCAG) 199
I would love to hear the conversation between Conway and Trump which completely, utterly, permanently broke George.
Same with Mitt. Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 24, 2024 02:58 PM (seACy) ==== Those conversations were not had with Trump. Trump wasn't even in the room. Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 24, 2024 03:09 PM (RIvkX) 200
The American people are the sugar daddy bankrolling Biden’s crackhead son
Posted by: Gonzotx at May 24, 2024 03:10 PM (MwHgU) 201
Hunter never had meth mouth. Joe had some guy knock Hunter's teeth out for those sweet prison BJs Joey likes.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at May 24, 2024 03:07 PM (17s+e) Hunter's DoC is cocaine. He snorts and smokes it, so he probably doesn't have a septum. Posted by: BurtTC at May 24, 2024 03:10 PM (dGCAG) 202
[Per Mike Benz, paraphrasing:]
Hunter Biden was part of a CIA operation to swing the gas market to NATO -- so the CIA is leaning on the DOJ to protect one of their assets. Posted by: ShainS If true, it has to be one of the stupidest plans ever. Germany is being bankrupted, and is one push from allying with Russia now. Why do you think we blew up the Nordstream? Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 24, 2024 03:11 PM (lTGtQ) 203
Nood
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173 I would love to hear the conversation between Conway and Trump which completely, utterly, permanently broke George.
Same with Mitt. Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy ------------------------------------ If there was a take down contest between Trump and R. Lee Ermey, Trump would win. Posted by: Braenyard at May 24, 2024 03:12 PM (Iynsv) 205
Ashley Biden asked Joey if she could borrow the car for the night. Old Joe says "Sure but you have to suck my knob." Ashley thinks on it and says OK. So Joe whips it out and she starts doing the deed. After a few seconds Ashley says "Hey that tastes like shit." Joey says "Oh that's right I let Hunter use the car tonight."
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at May 24, 2024 03:13 PM (17s+e) 206
If true, it has to be one of the stupidest plans ever. Germany is being bankrupted, and is one push from allying with Russia now. Why do you think we blew up the Nordstream?
Posted by: Thomas Paine ------------------- It wasn't to increase our sales. Posted by: Braenyard at May 24, 2024 03:14 PM (Iynsv) 207
In the future somebody will make a movie about the bidens. And the globalist.
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at May 24, 2024 03:16 PM (J8LnB) 208
[Per Mike Benz, paraphrasing:]
Hunter Biden was part of a CIA operation to swing the gas market to NATO -- so the CIA is leaning on the DOJ to protect one of their assets. ------------- Russia used to provide 100% of the natural gas to Europe via Ukraine. The State Department, CIA, & DOD have worked (including with Burisma) to switch Europe to buying more expensive gas from The West (US and other NATO) -- one of the reasons for color revolution (like in Ukraine in 2014), industrial sabotage, etc Posted by: ShainS -- Future Secretary of Retribution candidate at May 24, 2024 03:17 PM (SbFrc) 209
Again, the Fed agencies like having blackmailed folks under their thumbs to to their dirty work. The Bidens are perfect in this regard.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 24, 2024 03:02 PM (ynpvh) ------------ * Jeffrey Epstein has entered the chat * Posted by: ShainS -- Future Secretary of Retribution candidate at May 24, 2024 03:21 PM (SbFrc) 210
Why does anyone have to pay Hunter Biden's bills?
He was pulling down millions per year for a decade. $50k a month just from Burisma. Five years = $3 million bucks. And he had plenty of other income from other sources. $700k on a Chinses deal for example. Crack and whores cost a lot, and there is 10% for the big guy - but where did the rest of the money go, exactly? Posted by: El Mariachi Attorney at Law at May 24, 2024 04:07 PM (nLFEI) 211
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