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Portland Voters Boot Soros-Backed DA Out of Office
If even Portland can see that the Soros Zones are pits of death and despair...
Is it possible that the state of Oregon is getting off the progressive heroin it's been on for thirty years? No, it's not. However, they do seem to be realizing that the cult of progressivism is a hateful, lunatic death cult.
On Tuesday night, voters in Multnomah County, Oregon fired one-term George Soros-backed incumbent District Attorney Mike Schmidt. Fox 12 called the race at approximately 9:30 pm local time with Schmidt's opponent Nathan Vasquez leading 58 percent to 42 percent. In a non-partisan primary, if a candidate garners over 50 percent of the vote, they are declared the winner of the election but don't take office until January 2025.' ... Vasquez's campaign focused on Schmidt's soft-on-crime policies that have led to the deterioration of downtown Portland which has become overrun with homelessness and drugs. Since he won in 2020, Schmidt has been criticized by the union that represents prosecutors which ended up endorsing Vasquez. Downtown business groups also backed Vasquez.
Susheela Jayapal, the sister of far-left Squad member Rep. Pramila Jayapal (D-WA) was trounced in the Democratic primary in Oregon's 3rd Congressional District to replace Rep. Earl Blumenauer (D-OR), who is retiring after serving for almost 30 years.
.. Jayapal had been backed by national figures of the progressive movement including her sister, Sen. Bernie Sanders (I-VT), Reps. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) and Barbara Lee (D-CA) Dexter received mostly local endorsements including former Oregon Governors John Kitzhaber (D) and Ted Kulongoski (D), Oregon Senate President Rob Wagner (D), and Oregon Speaker of the House Julie Fahey (D).
Refresh your memory about @DAMikeSchmidt’s bloody record: https://t.co/hwwiIsnY1E
— Andy Ngô 🏳️🌈 (@MrAndyNgo) May 22, 2024
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: huerfano at May 23, 2024 02:10 PM (VGOMa)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 23, 2024 02:11 PM (d04cU)
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Once a non-prog fixes a small portion of the damage and things get a bit better - though not as good as they *were* before the degradation - they will throw him out and then replace him with a carbon copy of the guy who ruined the joint.
It has the same explanation as in the parable about the scorpion and the frog.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 23, 2024 02:12 PM (d04cU)
Posted by: Thanatopsis at May 23, 2024 02:12 PM (8RNuU)
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 23, 2024 02:12 PM (ZdexC)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 23, 2024 02:11 PM (d04cU)
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"Sorry, Joe. I was going to call you back, but I got raped. I was happy to sacrifice my body to social justice, though I can't stop bleeding."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 23, 2024 02:12 PM (cD1dp)
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So still Party-approved. It's okay to put him in place.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 23, 2024 02:12 PM (d04cU)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 23, 2024 02:12 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Asuncion Hostin at May 23, 2024 02:12 PM (VGOMa)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 23, 2024 02:12 PM (Zz0t1)
It has the same explanation as in the parable about the scorpion and the frog.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 23, 2024 02:12 PM (d04cU)
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"This is evidence that progressivism works! Double down again!"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 23, 2024 02:13 PM (cD1dp)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 23, 2024 02:12 PM (cD1dp)
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No, she would take a different tack with it. She'd be furious and press charges, but would blame the patriarchy.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 23, 2024 02:13 PM (d04cU)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 23, 2024 02:13 PM (d04cU)
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It was a 50/50 shot.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 23, 2024 02:13 PM (cD1dp)
Posted by: SMOD at May 23, 2024 02:13 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 23, 2024 02:14 PM (lTGtQ)
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 23, 2024 02:14 PM (ZdexC)
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at May 23, 2024 02:14 PM (N1DT3)
Good that he'll be gone, though he was a decent third basemen for the Phillies in the 80's.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 23, 2024 02:14 PM (RKVpM)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 23, 2024 02:14 PM (lTGtQ)
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And the Party said it is okay to make a change.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 23, 2024 02:14 PM (d04cU)
Posted by: SMOD at May 23, 2024 02:13 PM (RHGPo)
Nevertrusted PayPal…
Posted by: tubal at May 23, 2024 02:15 PM (PCK5/)
Posted by: JackStraw at May 23, 2024 02:15 PM (LkLld)
Posted by: Colonel Landa at May 23, 2024 02:15 PM (wzAuc)
Does this mean more of Ace writing fanfic bordering on erotica? He seems really worked up about her when he gets going.
Posted by: Ribbed at May 23, 2024 02:15 PM (IHRQq)
10¢ on gas and+3.5% increase on property tax.
Of course that impacts poor people the most.
Posted by: torabora at May 23, 2024 02:15 PM (LYYkT)
If I was a gay black trans lesbian muslim, the DNC machines would have manufactured all the ballots I needed.
Posted by: Mike Schmidt at May 23, 2024 02:16 PM (ZznW6)
Posted by: SMOD at May 23, 2024 02:16 PM (RHGPo)
Does this mean more of Ace writing fanfic bordering on erotica? He seems really worked up about her when he gets going.
Posted by: Ribbed at May 23, 2024 02:15 PM (IHRQq)
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It's not his fault that he loves dresses backwards on a frumpy woman's body.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 23, 2024 02:16 PM (cD1dp)
Posted by: JackStraw at May 23, 2024 02:15 PM (LkLld)
Look how they did it though… we would need a stealth candidate.
Posted by: tubal at May 23, 2024 02:16 PM (PCK5/)
Posted by: Colonel Landa at May 23, 2024 02:15 PM (wzAuc)
I said that to monsignor gophaire once.
Posted by: Carl Spackler at May 23, 2024 02:16 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: progressives at May 23, 2024 02:17 PM (ZznW6)
Posted by: SMOD at May 23, 2024 02:17 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: torabora at May 23, 2024 02:17 PM (LYYkT)
Posted by: Robert at May 23, 2024 02:17 PM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: SMOD at May 23, 2024 02:17 PM (RHGPo)
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Eh.
It's not like they used real money.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 23, 2024 02:17 PM (cD1dp)
Of course Schmidt lost.
I guarantee Vasquez is just a milder version of Schmidt and the media will cover for Vasquez far more than they'd cover for Schmidt.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 23, 2024 02:17 PM (tT6L1)
Posted by: SMOD at May 23, 2024 02:17 PM (RHGPo)
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That's not true. I didn't expect it happen at *all* prior to September at the earliest.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 23, 2024 02:17 PM (d04cU)
You know she ain't shy and she's got loads of cash lying around the house.
Posted by: Ribbed at May 23, 2024 02:18 PM (IHRQq)
Puns are their own reward.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
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Joe, it's 'Puns are their own reword'.
It just smelt fishy in this plaice, the way you spelt it.
Posted by: Ciampino - malapropisms for ever at May 23, 2024 02:18 PM (qfLjt)
Thus, they will allow whatever "reformer" they just voted in to make shit just a little less bad, then they'll forget, because they're stupid, what the parade of stupid people they elected before, did, then they'll vote for the same thing again.
Posted by: ballistic at May 23, 2024 02:18 PM (oqH4h)
It just smelt fishy in this plaice, the way you spelt it.
Posted by: Ciampino - malapropisms for ever at May 23, 2024 02:18 PM (qfLjt)
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Nice.
Opportunity status: missed.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 23, 2024 02:18 PM (d04cU)
I sort of doubt it. I think the pier served the purpose for which is was intended: To supply food to Hamas so they could keep fighting.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 23, 2024 02:18 PM (tT6L1)
Posted by: Lizzy at May 23, 2024 02:19 PM (Hkcdp)
WTF Mike Schmidt?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 23, 2024 02:19 PM (Zz0t1)
I sort of doubt it. I think the pier served the purpose for which is was intended: To supply food to Hamas so they could keep fighting.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 23, 2024 02:18 PM (tT6L1)
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"This MRE is not fitting in my AK, Muhammad."
"Have you tried fitting it sideways?"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 23, 2024 02:19 PM (cD1dp)
Thus, they will allow whatever "reformer" they just voted in to make shit just a little less bad, then they'll forget, because they're stupid, what the parade of stupid people they elected before, did, then they'll vote for the same thing again.
Posted by: ballistic at May 23, 2024 02:18 PM (oqH4h)
So, RFK,Jr..
Posted by: tubal at May 23, 2024 02:19 PM (PCK5/)
Posted by: Eromero at May 23, 2024 02:20 PM (o2ZRX)
Posted by: ballistic
Most are blindingly simple minded. Those that are not are the ones who are using it as a mask to gain power. They aren't true leftists, more stalinist.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 23, 2024 02:21 PM (lTGtQ)
I was hoping they would stay the course and get to hell quicker.
Why delay the inevitable.
Fuck Oregon and Portland in particular.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 23, 2024 02:21 PM (HopJA)
I sort of doubt it. I think the pier served the purpose for which is was intended: To supply food to Hamas so they could keep fighting.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
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I think it's to allow easy exports.
Voters coming soon to a city near you.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men don't care about women's accomplishments, only looks and not nagging at May 23, 2024 02:21 PM (w67Ex)
Posted by: earworms performed by drunks at May 23, 2024 02:23 PM (RsQu7)
Posted by: SMOD at May 23, 2024 02:17 PM (RHGPo)
It got aid and fuck knows what else to the enemy, no? Like pallets of cash, the Afghanistan "withdrawal", arms to NK, etc, it sounds like another rip roaring success.
Remember that EVERYTHING you hear from them is a lie. So when they "admit" they "fucked up", it's just more bullshit. This went how every single person knew it would go.
Posted by: ... at May 23, 2024 02:23 PM (fI2Ya)
"When asked if they'd rather grant amnesty to all aliens, or deport all aliens, the public answer 52% in favor of deporting all aliens, with only 36% supporting granting amnesty to all aliens, per new Rasmussen poll"
They'll pass amnesty before Trump can screw it up.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men don't care about women's accomplishments, only looks and not nagging at May 23, 2024 02:23 PM (w67Ex)
Posted by: earworms performed by drunks at May 23, 2024 02:23 PM (RsQu7)
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Ohhhh, I hate you.
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 23, 2024 02:24 PM (DRSnL)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 23, 2024 02:24 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: AI DDG at May 23, 2024 02:24 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: ballistic at May 23, 2024 02:18 PM (oqH4h)
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I've met many. The smart ones, in my experience, fall into one of two groups:
1. Posses complex subject-matter expertise and are extremely capable, but generalize it without reason (expert and capable in one, therefore expert and capable in all). They aren't stupid, they're arrogant.
2. Evil. They know it's wrong, but want what it gives them.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 23, 2024 02:24 PM (d04cU)
Glad she was rejected, but I doubt she’ll stop politics.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 23, 2024 02:24 PM (Hkcdp)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 23, 2024 02:24 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 23, 2024 02:21 PM (lTGtQ)
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That's fair. But those Stalinists still need (for now) people here to vote for them. And those that do are all idiots.
I have friends/acquaintances that vote democrat, and every day that goes by I put a little more distance between us because they are just, I guess simple-minded is right. Some of them are "Smart" by education standards and have high-paying jobs, but their worldview is shockingly narrow and they are incurious people. They all spend their time talking about how many TV shows they binge watch and going to see the next shitty marvel movie. I dunno, as I get older I'm losing my ability and/or desire to relate to them.
Posted by: ballistic at May 23, 2024 02:25 PM (oqH4h)
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 23, 2024 02:24 PM (DRSnL)
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If you get tired of that one, just remind yourself that you can pick up your phone and dial
1-877-KARS-4-KIDS
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 23, 2024 02:25 PM (d04cU)
Remember that EVERYTHING you hear from them is a lie. So when they "admit" they "fucked up", it's just more bullshit. This went how every single person knew it would go.
Posted by: ... at May 23, 2024 02:23 PM (fI2Ya)
Yup. Shouldn't be any surprise considering the billions of dollars this administration had handed to terrorists and state sponsors of terrorists. And that's just the stuff we know about.
Posted by: Thought that was a federal crime. Silly me. at May 23, 2024 02:25 PM (Wc83a)
Posted by: Ribbed at May 23, 2024 02:25 PM (B0mGw)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 23, 2024 02:24 PM (Zz0t1)
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You really want an angry Bacon Wench at the TX MoMe?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 23, 2024 02:25 PM (tT6L1)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at May 23, 2024 02:26 PM (J8LnB)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 23, 2024 02:25 PM (tT6L1)
I might run the fryer again.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 23, 2024 02:26 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Phil Collins at May 23, 2024 02:26 PM (6gW4D)
It's a bruising competition, but she's got to be one of the dumbest people in DC.
Posted by: 496 at May 23, 2024 02:26 PM (8zPFI)
Thomas Sowell's A Conflict of Visions is a great primer on the difference between left and right.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 23, 2024 02:27 PM (lTGtQ)
Classic Clinton maneuver.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 23, 2024 02:27 PM (Hkcdp)
Marilyn Mosby, 44, is slated to appear before a federal judge Thursday for the start of a sentencing hearing after being found guilty of two counts of perjury following a four-day November trial.
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 23, 2024 02:27 PM (NtVYv)
ballistic'
I blew that in Rona. I lost my shit and have not and will not get it back. I just don't care. These people are not misguided they are mortal, killing enemies.
Hard No.
They are no longer anything to me.
Posted by: LenNeal at May 23, 2024 02:28 PM (9yXr+)
Posted by: 496 at May 23, 2024 02:26 PM (8zPFI)
The twink that got into the pissing match with MTG the other day is trying to copywrite the stupid racist phrase she came up with in retort because people are making t-shirts with that phrase on it and she's losing out on all that sweet sweet fool and their money money.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 23, 2024 02:28 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 23, 2024 02:24 PM (DRSnL)
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If you get tired of that one, just remind yourself that you can pick up your phone and dial
1-877-KARS-4-KIDS
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 23, 2024 02:25 PM (d04cU)
"How to Lose Friends and Alienate People" by Joe Mannix
Posted by: Dale Carnegie hadn't seen nothing yet at May 23, 2024 02:28 PM (Wc83a)
Because it was headed that way.
Posted by: Axeman at May 23, 2024 02:28 PM (krQz2)
Don't like living it.
Especially...
The Un Teleported Man
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at May 23, 2024 02:26 PM (J8LnB)
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The way he described universities in "Flow My Tears, the Policeman Said" is something I can get behind.
Lobster traps. Anyone who wants to can attend, but once you walk through the gates, you're never allowed out. Anyone on the outside caught giving the universities and their students aid, comfort or supplies is sentenced to hard labor in Alaska.
At the time he wrote it, it was a dystopian vision of an oppressive future.
In the oppressive future, it looks more like a reasonable approach.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 23, 2024 02:28 PM (d04cU)
Posted by: ballistic
I have noticed that the more someone knows about modern culture and television shows, the less likely I am to have anything in common with them.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 23, 2024 02:28 PM (lTGtQ)
Marilyn Mosby
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 23, 2024 02:27 PM (NtVYv)
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See? Dumber than a sack of dick hair.
Posted by: ballistic at May 23, 2024 02:29 PM (oqH4h)
https://tinyurl.com/mwtj2nuj
It involves a child rapist and lefty bullshit.
Fuck the left.
Posted by: Robert at May 23, 2024 02:29 PM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: Lizzy at May 23, 2024 02:29 PM (Hkcdp)
I needed a new ear worm to consume the Bitch With The Trots On A Sailboat jingle.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 23, 2024 02:29 PM (+yhUM)
Which was as predictable as day follows night.... except for our political betters and the media.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 23, 2024 02:29 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 23, 2024 02:28 PM (lTGtQ)
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Amen.
Posted by: ballistic at May 23, 2024 02:29 PM (oqH4h)
WTF Mike Schmidt?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 23, 2024
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What am I? Chopped liver?
Posted by: Former MLB Steve Garvey, GOP Gov hopefully at May 23, 2024 02:29 PM (LYYkT)
I sort of doubt it. I think the pier served the purpose for which is was intended: To supply food to Hamas so they could keep fighting.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 23, 2024 02:18 PM (tT6L1)
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The trucks rolling into the Gaza Strip from Israel and Egypt were already supplying Hamas with all the food they need, and much more besides. The pier was essentially a publicity stunt.
Posted by: My Ridiculously Circuitous Plan at May 23, 2024 02:29 PM (NC+Fa)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 23, 2024 02:25 PM (d04cU)
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K-A-R-S KARS-4-KIDS
Posted by: Axeman at May 23, 2024 02:30 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at May 23, 2024 02:30 PM (cVWyh)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at May 23, 2024 02:30 PM (TcRmE)
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at May 23, 2024 02:30 PM (cVWyh)
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Roger Corman made better, but it had its charms.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 23, 2024 02:30 PM (cD1dp)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 23, 2024 02:26 PM (Zz0t1)
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I'm bringing gloves.
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 23, 2024 02:31 PM (DRSnL)
Posted by: SMOD at May 23, 2024 02:16 PM (RHGPo)
You mean less carp and more catfish?
Posted by: CZ=FNG, Free State of Florida at May 23, 2024 02:31 PM (MkuC5)
In the oppressive future, it looks more like a reasonable approach.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 23, 2024 02:28 PM (d04cU)
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What happens to the people who just work there?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 23, 2024 02:31 PM (si1C0)
In the oppressive future, it looks more like a reasonable approach.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 23, 2024 02:28 PM (d04cU)
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The rare writer who's dystopias can be instruction manuals.
Posted by: Axeman at May 23, 2024 02:32 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: ballistic at May 23, 2024 02:25 PM (oqH4h)
Yes...it gets easier as you get older and wiser. I have eliminated all known democrats, related and not related from my life over the years and couldn't be happier. As soon as I learn a "new" acquaintance is a democrat commie shithead, I shitcan their ass.
Be happy, avoid democrats.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 23, 2024 02:32 PM (HopJA)
Posted by: CZ=FNG, Free State of Florida at May 23, 2024 02:32 PM (MkuC5)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 23, 2024 02:31 PM (si1C0)
They know what they did.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 23, 2024 02:32 PM (+yhUM)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 23, 2024 02:32 PM (d04cU)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 23, 2024 02:26 PM (Zz0t1)
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I'm bringing gloves.
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 23, 2024 02:31 PM (DRSnL)
We doing Bucees ghost pepper beef jerky again??
Posted by: Doof at May 23, 2024 02:32 PM (I5AAM)
I'm bringing gloves.
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 23, 2024 02:31 PM (DRSnL)
Your decision might be wise.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 23, 2024 02:33 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at May 23, 2024 02:33 PM (J8LnB)
If Milei lasts for another two years, Argentina will be a paradise of freedom, wealth and production...if he lasts. Hardships needed to cure the patient are always hard to endure, and already the Argentinian legislation is balking at more cuts to the typical 80-year government pay outs system to criminal lay abouts - payments that were worthless anyway given the useless over inflated money there. But old habits are tough to correct, not after that many decades of useless labor culture...
Still, give it two years - the way it's going, if Milei succeeds, might have to buy a retirement home in Buenos Aires.
Posted by: Boswell at May 23, 2024 02:33 PM (K+UlC)
@EndWokeness
Satire is now reality:
Illinois just passed a bill to change the word "offender" to "justice-impacted individual"
HB 4409 passed both chambers.
https://tinyurl.com/y7rcst7m
Posted by: Robert at May 23, 2024 02:33 PM (1Yy3c)
Being your kids down to the open air pharmaceutical park!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 23, 2024 02:33 PM (3CVIc)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 23, 2024 02:32 PM (HopJA)
Love to but ones My Sister
Posted by: It's me donna at May 23, 2024 02:33 PM (Akjoo)
I had one telling me that Trump was named on a lawsuit against his father in the 1970s about denying housing to blacks. As far as they were concerned I'm neutral and hate all politicians which is what I tell leftards because it's 99% true anyway. I said Trump was given all kind of NAACP awards since but she said it didn't matter.
So when I happened to "inform" said leftard about all the actual racist shit Joe Biden has said, some as recently as 2014, and among other things said he was proud of Delaware's good ol boy role in segregation among other things, she said.........
"Well that was a long time ago"
They don't reason.
Posted by: ... at May 23, 2024 02:33 PM (fI2Ya)
Schmidt is also still in office until January, giving him seven months to revenge himself on the voters, particularly given the upcoming Trump Riots in Portland.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 23, 2024 02:33 PM (uxCna)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 23, 2024 02:27 PM
So Biden’s not taking her call about that pardon? Good.
Posted by: Moonbeam at May 23, 2024 02:34 PM (rbKZ6)
Posted by: tubal at May 23, 2024 02:34 PM (PCK5/)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 23, 2024 02:34 PM (+yhUM)
Posted by: Doof at May 23, 2024 02:32 PM (I5AAM)
That's certainly possible.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 23, 2024 02:34 PM (Zz0t1)
I used to feel sorry for Portland but no longer. Fuck them, they brought it on themselves
Posted by: Beartooth at May 23, 2024 02:34 PM (XT+5H)
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Oregon is a lesson for the entire country. We have been ultra liberal ever since we instituted mail in voting. I am 100% certain that my mail in vote is just a placebo to give the illusion of democracy. The envelope with my vote and all the others goes straight to the incinerator and a truck full of the "proper" votes goes to be counted.
Mike "piece of" Schmidt was so unpopular that they couldn't fake even it.
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at May 23, 2024 02:35 PM (TcRmE)
Posted by: tubal at May 23, 2024 02:34 PM (PCK5/)
6:00 Eastern
Posted by: It's me donna at May 23, 2024 02:36 PM (Akjoo)
Omg I had no idea you were this evil. I take back every nice thing I've ever said about you and multiply it by 5.
Posted by: ... at May 23, 2024 02:36 PM (fI2Ya)
Posted by: Eromero at May 23, 2024 02:36 PM (o2ZRX)
How…passive.
“There I was, just minding my own business, when all of a sudden this tv appears in the back of my (stolen) car!…”
Posted by: Lizzy at May 23, 2024 02:36 PM (Hkcdp)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 23, 2024 02:36 PM (3CVIc)
Posted by: Doof at May 23, 2024 02:32 PM (I5AAM)
That's certainly possible.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 23, 2024 02:34 PM (Zz0t1)
Just realized that we were kinda re-enacting an early Beavis and Butthead episode where they were dropping various things into the fryer at Burger World
Posted by: Doof at May 23, 2024 02:37 PM (I5AAM)
They must replace her with another black woman ... diversity quotas demand it. And they need to find four white women to prosecute ... so there is no disparate impact.
Posted by: illiniwek at May 23, 2024 02:37 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Eromero at May 23, 2024 02:36 PM (o2ZRX)
I asked this the other day and don't know that I got a response.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 23, 2024 02:37 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Lizzy at May 23, 2024 02:37 PM (Hkcdp)
Posted by: tubal at May 23, 2024 02:34 PM (PCK5/)
6:00 Eastern
Posted by: It's me donna at May 23, 2024 02:36 PM (Akjoo)
Thanks donna… should be interesting.
Posted by: tubal at May 23, 2024 02:37 PM (PCK5/)
Posted by: Doof at May 23, 2024 02:37 PM (I5AAM)
It wasn't far off......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 23, 2024 02:37 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 23, 2024 02:36 PM (3CVIc)
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Only because you haven't heard it in the original Metal.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 23, 2024 02:38 PM (cD1dp)
Posted by: Doof at May 23, 2024 02:37 PM (I5AAM)
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OMG, you two are SOOO Beavis & Butthead.
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 23, 2024 02:38 PM (DRSnL)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 23, 2024 02:36 PM (3CVIc)
I won't listen until Taylor Swift covers it.
Posted by: spindrift at May 23, 2024 02:38 PM (OguvZ)
Dexter received mostly local endorsements including former Oregon Governors John Kitzhaber (D) and Ted Kulongoski (D), Oregon Senate President Rob Wagner (D), and Oregon Speaker of the House Julie Fahey (D).
Once again proving that the locals don't really know what's best for them, and vote against their own interests.
This will be fixed once we complete our rightful seizure of power.
Posted by: Social Democrats at May 23, 2024 02:38 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: tubal at May 23, 2024 02:38 PM (PCK5/)
Posted by: Beartooth at May 23, 2024 02:34 PM (XT+5H)
Nuke the site from orbit, etc. etc.
Posted by: CZ=FNG, Free State of Florida at May 23, 2024 02:38 PM (MkuC5)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 23, 2024 02:39 PM (3CVIc)
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 23, 2024 02:38 PM (DRSnL)
Huh Huh. Hey Baby. Come to Butthead.
Posted by: Doof at May 23, 2024 02:39 PM (I5AAM)
If not, it will not make a difference.
I am betting the judges in Portland are very woke and will continue to release everyone.
Posted by: Czech Chick at May 23, 2024 02:40 PM (thcCd)
I said heyyyyyyyyy, heyyyyyy
I said hey
What’s goin’ on?
Posted by: Lizzy at May 23, 2024 02:29 PM (Hkcdp)
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You say you want a revolution
W-ell, you know ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Future Secretary of Retribution candidate at May 23, 2024 02:40 PM (d+Cpn)
George Floyd as Jesus, offenders offended, kiddiporn normed.
Just when you think things can't be more insane, you wake up and read the news.
Posted by: Auspex at May 23, 2024 02:40 PM (j4U/Z)
Posted by: Czech Chick at May 23, 2024 02:40 PM (thcCd)
Not everyone
Posted by: Wite Male Conservatives at May 23, 2024 02:40 PM (Akjoo)
Posted by: Lizzy at May 23, 2024 02:37 PM (Hkcdp)
That was my way of saying I was impressed lol
Posted by: ... at May 23, 2024 02:40 PM (fI2Ya)
That could be YouTube gold!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 23, 2024 02:39 PM (3CVIc)
As in Vegas -- What happens at the TxMoMe...
Posted by: Doof at May 23, 2024 02:41 PM (I5AAM)
Posted by: Doof at May 23, 2024 02:37 PM (I5AAM)
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We might need to take a road-trip to the nearest Buc-ees and clear out their wall of jerky, just so we can deep fry it all...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 23, 2024 02:41 PM (si1C0)
Posted by: Doof at May 23, 2024 02:39 PM (I5AAM)
You asked for it........
https://youtu.be/Iht77cJGRl4
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 23, 2024 02:41 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: tubal at May 23, 2024 02:38 PM (PCK5
Hold on loosely.
Posted by: Eromero at May 23, 2024 02:41 PM (o2ZRX)
Posted by: A dude in MI at May 23, 2024 02:41 PM (/6GbT)
Posted by: Oglebay at May 23, 2024 02:42 PM (ogTiX)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 23, 2024 02:36 PM (3CVIc)
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Only because you haven't heard it in the original Metal.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 23, 2024 02:38 PM (cD1dp)
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You asked for it...
https://youtu.be/POdbe-_bYbs?si=gun1j-vSqlNe8QTD
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 23, 2024 02:42 PM (si1C0)
Posted by: ShainS -- Future Secretary of Retribution candidate at May 23, 2024 02:43 PM (d+Cpn)
Posted by: Lizzy at May 23, 2024 02:43 PM (Hkcdp)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 23, 2024 02:36 PM (3CVIc)
I won't listen until Taylor Swift covers it.
with a pillow. until it stops moving.
Posted by: anachronda at May 23, 2024 02:43 PM (sGtp+)
I don't believe Da Holo-Cawst! was some Special Deal. Nope. Not after what I've seen. Not special at all.
But anyway, I have to make a decision about what to do with the mountain of material I have here, that seems to be toxic in The Balkans and especially Austria, Slovenia, and Northern Serbia.
I'll keep you posted!
Posted by: LenNeal at May 23, 2024 02:43 PM (9yXr+)
Posted by: Lost In Space at May 23, 2024 02:43 PM (glxRK)
Setting oEarworm variable.....: "Shadows of the Night"
Calling Injection.Execute(oEarworm)
...
...
...
...
Process Completed Successfully
Posted by: CZ=FNG, Free State of Florida at May 23, 2024 02:43 PM (MkuC5)
i've inherited granpa's earlobe hair gene, so i have no need for earwigs.
Posted by: anachronda at May 23, 2024 02:43 PM (sGtp+)
Posted by: Lizzy at May 23, 2024 02:43 PM (Hkcdp
Which is why I never go to links
Posted by: It's me donna at May 23, 2024 02:43 PM (Akjoo)
Posted by: Lizzy at May 23, 2024 02:43 PM (Hkcdp)
Oh yes I had forgotten I fell for one of those!!!
Posted by: ... at May 23, 2024 02:44 PM (fI2Ya)
LOL. "Serving". The only "service" congresscum perform is to their bank account.
Posted by: NotEnoughLampposts at May 23, 2024 02:44 PM (esAsz)
Posted by: JackStraw at May 23, 2024 02:44 PM (LkLld)
lol
Posted by: Montec at May 23, 2024 02:45 PM (pt3r0)
Posted by: AlaBAMA
Only because you haven't heard it in the original Metal.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
Leo Moracchioli, or is there another?
Posted by: mikeski at May 23, 2024 02:45 PM (RsQu7)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 23, 2024 02:45 PM (SaBu/)
Posted by: Lizzy at May 23, 2024 02:43 PM
Did you ever post the brown bikini one?
Posted by: Duncanthrax, asking the questions the MSM doesn't ask at May 23, 2024 02:45 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Oglebay at May 23, 2024 02:42 PM (ogTiX)
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They could be twins.
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 23, 2024 02:45 PM (DRSnL)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 23, 2024 02:45 PM (3CVIc)
Posted by: It's me donna at May 23, 2024 02:46 PM (Akjoo)
Posted by: Montec at May 23, 2024 02:46 PM (pt3r0)
Posted by: tubal at May 23, 2024 02:38 PM (PCK5/)
+++++
When you finally work up the nerve to ask that cute girl to Homecoming and she croaks out "no" between her shrieks of laughter.
Posted by: Oglebay at May 23, 2024 02:46 PM (ogTiX)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 23, 2024 02:36 PM (3CVIc)
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Only because you haven't heard it in the original Metal.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 23, 2024 02:38 PM (cD1dp)
https://youtu.be/POdbe-_bYbs
Posted by: Robert at May 23, 2024 02:46 PM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: uniparty, Raping and Mutilating the Children They do not Kill at May 23, 2024 02:47 PM (gxokI)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 23, 2024 02:45 PM (3CVIc)
++++
At that valuation, it may make some sense.
When the AI bubble pops, they might reverse it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 23, 2024 02:47 PM (d04cU)
Not a huge fan of them in general, but dang if those two songs ain't got hooks.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 23, 2024 02:47 PM (+yhUM)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 23, 2024 02:45 PM (3CVIc)
That’s pretty pricey for a lotion company…
Posted by: tubal at May 23, 2024 02:47 PM (PCK5/)
Posted by: ShainS -- Future Secretary of Retribution candidate at May 23, 2024 02:47 PM (d+Cpn)
Did you ever post the brown bikini one?
Posted by: Duncanthrax, asking the questions the MSM doesn't ask at May 23, 2024 02:45 PM (a3Q+t)
Lord what a pig that woman is......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 23, 2024 02:47 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: It's me donna at May 23, 2024 02:46 PM (Akjoo)
LOL. That's screwed up... The market Isn't buying Bidenomics
Posted by: It's me donna at May 23, 2024 02:47 PM (Akjoo)
I'm honestly ambivalent about that.
I'll just shelter in place with my tacos and adult bevs and hope for the best for you all.
Posted by: eleven at May 23, 2024 02:47 PM (iziT8)
https://youtu.be/POdbe-_bYbs?si=gun1j-vSqlNe8QTD
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 23, 2024 02:42 PM (si1C0)
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Leo has way to much fun hanging with his daughter.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 23, 2024 02:47 PM (tT6L1)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 23, 2024 02:36 PM (3CVIc)
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Only because you haven't heard it in the original Metal.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 23, 2024 02:38 PM (cD1dp)
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You asked for it...
https://youtu.be/POdbe-_bYbs?si=gun1j-vSqlNe8QTD
Baby shark aside, this guy is amazing. IIRC he's done *very* respectable covers of over 400 songs. Including Money for Nothing, Sultans of Swing, and my personal favorite-of-all-time song House of the Rising Sun.
Check him out.
Posted by: NotEnoughLampposts at May 23, 2024 02:47 PM (esAsz)
Posted by: Montec at May 23, 2024 02:46 PM (pt3r0)
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There would be a lot more boarded-up buildings and people holing up from the violence.
Posted by: Axeman at May 23, 2024 02:47 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: RFK Jr at May 23, 2024 02:48 PM (I5AAM)
Posted by: Eromero at May 23, 2024 02:48 PM (o2ZRX)
Posted by: It's me donna at May 23, 2024 02:46 PM (Akjoo)
LOL. That's screwed up... The market Isn't buying Bidenomics
Posted by: It's me donna at May 23, 2024 02:47 PM (Akjoo)
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It's the greedy capitalists at the top, of course.
Posted by: Axeman at May 23, 2024 02:49 PM (krQz2)
Check him out.
Posted by: NotEnoughLampposts at May 23, 2024 02:47 PM (esAsz)
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Yep. He's a very talented musician and performer.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 23, 2024 02:49 PM (si1C0)
Armies. Corporations. Robotics. Genome technology. Crispir tech.
It's got legs.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 23, 2024 02:49 PM (3CVIc)
Posted by: My Ridiculously Circuitous Plan "
Spending money on things like that put the dollars back into the private sector where it belongs.
Posted by: AI DDG at May 23, 2024 02:49 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Google AI at May 23, 2024 02:50 PM (Zz0t1)
Armies. Corporations. Robotics. Genome technology. Crispir tech.
It's got legs.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 23, 2024 02:49 PM (3CVIc)
And porn… don’t forget that market…
Posted by: tubal at May 23, 2024 02:50 PM (PCK5/)
The left really, really struggled to come up for a reason for why almost all prices were exploding that wasn't Bidenomics.
Honestly I thought Sen Warlock's "Evil Shipping Container Lobby" would have won but instead, "All Companies Became Greedy At The Same Time" did.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 23, 2024 02:50 PM (ibTVg)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 23, 2024 02:51 PM (3CVIc)
https://tinyurl.com/y8jncrtv
Via Sarah Hoyt at Instapundit.
Posted by: Robert at May 23, 2024 02:51 PM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 23, 2024 02:49 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUDcTLaWJuo
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 23, 2024 02:51 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 23, 2024 02:51 PM (3CVIc)
It’s sorta the plan I think.
Posted by: tubal at May 23, 2024 02:51 PM (PCK5/)
Posted by: eleven at May 23, 2024 02:51 PM (iziT8)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 23, 2024 02:51 PM (3CVIc)
AI porn is only redheads?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 23, 2024 02:51 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: ... at May 23, 2024 02:52 PM (fI2Ya)
Posted by: anachronda at May 23, 2024 02:52 PM (sGtp+)
Its Pedos all the way down.
I got a flyer from the local Unitarian "church" that they are having a "Pride Party"
They note teenagers are very welcome and...no dress code.
The kicker? The art on the flyer has a rainbow colored shaft with two hands wrapped around suggesting, err, Toobin-esque activities.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 23, 2024 02:52 PM (ibTVg)
Posted by: Skip at May 23, 2024 02:52 PM (fwDg9)
The left really, really struggled to come up for a reason for why almost all prices were exploding that wasn't Bidenomics.
Honestly I thought Sen Warlock's "Evil Shipping Container Lobby" would have won but instead, "All Companies Became Greedy At The Same Time" did.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 23, 2024 02:50 PM (ibTVg)
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Late-stage Capitalism
Posted by: A Narrative Offered as “Explanation” at May 23, 2024 02:52 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 23, 2024 02:52 PM (3CVIc)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 23, 2024 02:51 PM (3CVIc)
AI porn is only redheads?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 23, 2024 02:51 PM (Zz0t1)
190 AI porn will devour men's souls.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 23, 2024 02:51 PM (3CVIc)
Redheads?
Posted by: ... at May 23, 2024 02:52 PM (fI2Ya)
191 184 AI porn will devour men's souls.
...so predominantly redheads?
Posted by: anachronda at May 23, 2024 02:52 PM (sGtp+)
Horde mind or too predictable?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 23, 2024 02:52 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 23, 2024 02:52 PM (tT6L1)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 23, 2024 02:51 PM (3CVIc)
AI porn is only redheads?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 23, 2024 02:51 PM (Zz0t1)
190 AI porn will devour men's souls.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 23, 2024 02:51 PM (3CVIc)
Redheads?
Posted by: ... at May 23, 2024 02:52 PM (fI2Ya)
191 184 AI porn will devour men's souls.
...so predominantly redheads?
Posted by: anachronda at May 23, 2024 02:52 PM (sGtp+)
Damn horde mind.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 23, 2024 02:53 PM (3CVIc)
https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/
1793709182652121221
Posted by: uniparty, Raping and Mutilating the Children They do not Kill at May 23, 2024 02:47 PM (gxokI)
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"Sad: Laid-Off Pixar Lamp Gets Job Warming Fries At McDonald's"
Heh. Would you like THX Deep Note and Surround-Sound sizzle with that?
Posted by: ShainS -- Future Secretary of Retribution candidate at May 23, 2024 02:53 PM (d+Cpn)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 23, 2024 02:53 PM (tT6L1)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 23, 2024 02:53 PM (3CVIc)
What people in 1964 though the far future of 2024 would look like: Robots doing all our manual labor, vacations in space, flying cars
What the far future of 2024 looks like: AI creating all of our media, no vacations, trannies everywhere
Posted by: 18-1 at May 23, 2024 02:53 PM (ibTVg)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 23, 2024 02:52 PM (Zz0t1)
220 / 221
Posted by: Doof at May 23, 2024 02:53 PM (I5AAM)
Did he miss where all shipping containers are made in China?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 23, 2024 02:54 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 23, 2024 02:54 PM (3CVIc)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 23, 2024 02:51 PM (3CVIc)
Whatevah. I happen to find six-fingered, three-jointed fingers on naked chicks *very* hot.
Posted by: NotEnoughLampposts at May 23, 2024 02:54 PM (esAsz)
Posted by: ... at May 23, 2024 02:54 PM (fI2Ya)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at May 23, 2024 02:35 PM (TcRmE)
Phillies fans seemed to like him.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 23, 2024 02:54 PM (dGCAG)
Posted by: AI DDG at May 23, 2024 02:55 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 23, 2024 02:55 PM (nJUfO)
LOLGF
Posted by: Axeman at May 23, 2024 02:55 PM (krQz2)
Woll was chopped up by someone else and it is being covered up by her erstwhile CIA (and Jewish) female 'friends' and Talib.
Posted by: LenNeal at May 23, 2024 02:55 PM (9yXr+)
Posted by: AI DDG at May 23, 2024 02:55 PM (vFG9F)
Well, I had a thousand g*d damn dicks.
Posted by: Zombie George Washington at May 23, 2024 02:56 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: 18-1 at May 23, 2024 02:56 PM (ibTVg)
Posted by: A dude in MI at May 23, 2024 02:56 PM (/6GbT)
Posted by: Lost In Space at May 23, 2024 02:43 PM (glxRK)
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Remember the "Keep Portland Weird" bumper stickers. Well, it turned out that weird eclectic crowd that people were willing to accept turned out to be dangerously insane.
My suggestion "Bring Back Bullying". Scare people and shame people into being normal.
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at May 23, 2024 02:56 PM (TcRmE)
Posted by: AI DDG
Three. Two in front, one in the middle of her back. So you have something to hold on to when you slow dance.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 23, 2024 02:56 PM (nJUfO)
Did he miss where all shipping containers are made in China?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 23, 2024 02:54 PM (Zz0t1
He should have asked that old white guy, McGollum (R) China.
Posted by: Eromero at May 23, 2024 02:56 PM (o2ZRX)
Posted by: AI DDG
Three. Two in front, one in the middle of her back. So you have something to hold on to when you slow dance.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 23, 2024 02:56 PM (nJUfO)
You've got a weird brain.
ROFL
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 23, 2024 02:57 PM (3CVIc)
I'd say there is far more bullying now that at any point in history. It is just targeted at normal people now
Posted by: 18-1 at May 23, 2024 02:57 PM (ibTVg)
Posted by: tubal at May 23, 2024 02:58 PM (PCK5/)
Posted by: tubal at May 23, 2024 02:58 PM (PCK5/)
I remember my first time using the internet........
https://i.ibb.co/wzfk444/gollum-james-carville.jpg
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 23, 2024 02:59 PM (Zz0t1)
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Not all people are as open to rational modification. We have to stop pretending everybody that everybody is, and that society can't put any pressure on anybody to do anything.
This was late-20th-century "liberalism" of the talk shows.
Posted by: Axeman at May 23, 2024 02:59 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: tubal at May 23, 2024 02:38 PM (PCK5/)
EarWORMs, right?
Earwigs are those ugly bugs that my brothers used to tell me would get into my ears and eat my brains.
Posted by: Lady Who Always Has a Burning Question at May 23, 2024 02:59 PM (JCLJi)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 23, 2024 02:59 PM (aFNOf)
They note teenagers are very welcome and...no dress code.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 23, 2024 02:52 PM (ibTVg)
Here at the Unitarian Church Of The Blessed Lord Our Mother Of Lesbos, we are having our "Pride Party And Family Social BBQ" for everyone ages 8 and up.
Come one come all and play games! Wear funny party hats! Win a Dildo in our grab bag of door prizes!
Look for our rainbow flags off of Highway 65 exit 666 near the Frontage Road!
Posted by: Reverend Martha Lesbean, LGQTBXYZ Advocate And Wiccan at May 23, 2024 03:00 PM (HopJA)
Posted by: AI DDG at May 23, 2024 02:55 PM
Would you settle for 16.666666666666667 Martian women?
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at May 23, 2024 03:00 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: 18-1 "
It's plausible that any evolved species will eventually succumb to it's own extravagances.
We may never be able to get out of our own way.
Posted by: eleven at May 23, 2024 03:00 PM (iziT8)
Posted by: tubal at May 23, 2024 02:58 PM (PCK5/)
I remember my first time using the internet........
https://i.ibb.co/wzfk444/gollum-james-carville.jpg
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 23, 2024 02:59 PM (Zz0t1)
Hah!!! Honestly, never registered with me..
Posted by: tubal at May 23, 2024 03:01 PM (PCK5/)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 23, 2024 03:01 PM (nJUfO)
Posted by: tubal at May 23, 2024 02:58 PM (PCK5/)
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His own wife used to call him "snake head".
So, it's more like if Gollum were a scaleless snake-person.
Posted by: Axeman at May 23, 2024 03:01 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: A dude in MI at May 23, 2024 02:56 PM (/6GbT)
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When I pitched, I used a green glove "signed" by Vida Blue.
Posted by: ShainS -- Future Secretary of Retribution candidate at May 23, 2024 03:01 PM (d+Cpn)
________________
Don't they have such bumper stickers re Austin now?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 23, 2024 03:01 PM (YqDXo)
I'd say there is far more bullying now that at any point in history. It is just targeted at normal people now
Posted by: 18-1 at May 23, 2024 02:57 PM (ibTVg)
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Agree. We were told over and over to be nice to the weirdos. Once it became normal to accept these people, they turned on us in spades.
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at May 23, 2024 03:01 PM (TcRmE)
Posted by: AI DDG at May 23, 2024 02:55 PM (vFG9F)
And a looooooooong jacket
Posted by: Cake at May 23, 2024 03:02 PM (I5AAM)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 23, 2024 03:01 PM (nJUfO)
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Yeah, but not nearly as useful.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 23, 2024 03:02 PM (tT6L1)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 23, 2024 03:02 PM (3CVIc)
Posted by: tubal "
I mean...hello.
Posted by: eleven at May 23, 2024 03:02 PM (iziT8)
Posted by: tubal at May 23, 2024 03:01 PM (PCK5/)
It's funny because that's been a meme for a LONG time.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 23, 2024 03:02 PM (Zz0t1)
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Not all people are as open to rational modification. We have to stop pretending everybody that everybody is, and that society can't put any pressure on anybody to do anything.
This was late-20th-century "liberalism" of the talk shows.
Posted by: Axeman
The thing with bullying, is the threat of an ass whoopin was always there. So....
Posted by: rickb223 at May 23, 2024 03:02 PM (nJUfO)
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Bolsheviks -- it's right there in the name. They're the Majority!
Not like those Menshevik losers!
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 23, 2024 03:03 PM (ZdexC)
Posted by: tubal
Like a penis.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 23, 2024 03:01 PM (nJUfO)
_____________
Carville should never wear a turtleneck.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 23, 2024 03:03 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: tubal at May 23, 2024 03:01 PM (PCK5/)
It's funny because that's been a meme for a LONG time.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 23, 2024 03:02 PM (Zz0t1)
Well, hell… I need to internet more.
Posted by: tubal at May 23, 2024 03:03 PM (PCK5/)
Posted by: Axeman at May 23, 2024 03:03 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 23, 2024 03:01 PM (nJUfO)
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Yeah, but not nearly as useful.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 23, 2024 03:02 PM (tT6L1)
Like a severed penis.
Posted by: ... at May 23, 2024 03:03 PM (fI2Ya)
Posted by: ShainS -- Future Secretary of Retribution candidate at May 23, 2024 03:01 PM (d+Cpn)
He is the answer to a trivia question that has won me MANY drinks.
"Who is the last switch hitter to win the American League MVP Award?"
Posted by: Doof at May 23, 2024 03:03 PM (I5AAM)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 23, 2024 03:01 PM (nJUfO)
Isn't that the Weird Al spoof of a Madonna song?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 23, 2024 03:03 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: tubal
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Like a penis.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 23, 2024 03:01 PM
Welp, now I finally know why women hate unsolicited dick pics.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 23, 2024 03:03 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: ShainS -- Future Secretary of Retribution candidate at May 23, 2024 03:01 PM (d+Cpn)
I always knew you were a secret lefty!
Posted by: BurtTC at May 23, 2024 03:03 PM (dGCAG)
Carville should never wear a turtleneck.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 23, 2024 03:03 PM (YqDXo)
He should wear a hoodie... Backwards
Posted by: It's me donna at May 23, 2024 03:03 PM (Akjoo)
Posted by: tubal at May 23, 2024 02:58 PM (PCK5/)
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His own wife used to call him "snake head".
So, it's more like if Gollum were a scaleless snake-person.
Posted by: Axeman at May 23, 2024 03:01 PM (krQz2)
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Somebody used to call him "serpent head" -- don't remember if it was his wife or El Rushbo.
Posted by: ShainS -- Future Secretary of Retribution candidate at May 23, 2024 03:04 PM (d+Cpn)
Posted by: tubal
Like a penis.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 23, 2024 03:01 PM (nJUfO)
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Carville should never wear a turtleneck.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
Don't give him viagra. He'd be taller than Wilt Chamberlain.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 23, 2024 03:04 PM (nJUfO)
Regular bullying was just a good old fashioned butt whipping.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 23, 2024 03:04 PM (tT6L1)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 23, 2024 03:01 PM (nJUfO)
Isn't that the Weird Al spoof of a Madonna song?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 23, 2024 03:03 PM (Zz0t1)
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*fistbump*
That's how it sounded in my head, too.
Posted by: Axeman at May 23, 2024 03:04 PM (krQz2)
I'd say there is far more bullying now that at any point in history. It is just targeted at normal people now
Posted by: 18-1 at May 23, 2024 02:57 PM (ibTVg)
+++++
Today's bullies do not follow Christ's admonition to bully out of love and, if your target does not redirect his path, love him some more with a couple of your buddies. (Matt. 18:15-17)
Posted by: Oglebay at May 23, 2024 03:05 PM (ogTiX)
http://tiny.cc/6ck7yz
Posted by: bonhomme at May 23, 2024 03:05 PM (Odg76)
Posted by: James Carville's idiot wife at May 23, 2024 03:06 PM (iziT8)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 23, 2024 03:01 PM (nJUfO)
Isn't that the Weird Al spoof of a Madonna song?
Posted by: Sponge
Like a Penis...
Jerked for the very first time....
Posted by: rickb223 at May 23, 2024 03:06 PM (nJUfO)
Posted by: 18-1 "
It's plausible that any evolved species will eventually succumb to it's own extravagances.
We may never be able to get out of our own way.
Posted by: eleven at May 23, 2024 03:00 PM (iziT
———
The Great Filter
https://youtu.be/UjtOGPJ0URM?si=Gex5IAzi-2GDTNgq
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at May 23, 2024 03:06 PM (sEYaD)
Posted by: John Bob-it at May 23, 2024 03:07 PM (krQz2)
"Who is the last switch hitter to win the American League MVP Award?"
Posted by: Doof at May 23, 2024 03:03 PM (I5AAM)
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Ooh, that's a good one ..
Posted by: ShainS -- Future Secretary of Retribution candidate at May 23, 2024 03:07 PM (lUpAT)
"Who is the last switch hitter to win the American League MVP Award?"
Posted by: Doof at May 23, 2024 03:03 PM (I5AAM)
I don't understand why everyone doesn't try to switch hit. Unless you're Ted Williams or something near to that.
Even there, if you told me his L/R splits are lopsided, I wouldn't be shocked.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 23, 2024 03:08 PM (dGCAG)
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Don't they have such bumper stickers re Austin now?
Since the '90s at least. I lived in Georgetown, in Williamson County about 20 miles north. Some businesses were distributing "Keep Georgetown Normal" bumper stickers.
Posted by: Oddbob at May 23, 2024 03:08 PM (/y8xj)
Posted by: John Bob-it at May 23, 2024 03:07 PM (krQz2)
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As a buddy of mine remarked years ago, after the incident: "Almost turned the Duke into a Duchess.!
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 23, 2024 03:08 PM (tT6L1)
Posted by: CZ=FNG, Free State of Florida at May 23, 2024 03:09 PM (MkuC5)
http://tiny.cc/6ck7yz
Posted by: bonhomme at May 23, 2024 03:05 PM (Odg76)
No actual slapping. You are fake news.
Posted by: Robert was looking forward to a good hard slap at May 23, 2024 03:09 PM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: Axeman at May 23, 2024 03:09 PM (krQz2)
I don't understand why everyone doesn't try to switch hit. Unless you're Ted Williams or something near to that.
Even there, if you told me his L/R splits are lopsided, I wouldn't be shocked.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 23, 2024 03:08 PM (dGCAG)
There's a kid coming up through the ranks that can throw 90s with both arms. He will switch arms mid innings depending on who's coming up to bat.
It got really interesting when he came across a switch-hitter........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 23, 2024 03:10 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: BurtTC at May 23, 2024 03:03 PM (dGCAG)
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Heh. Right-handed, although wifey is a left-hander whom I have difficulty with beating her at chess.
BTW, as a 10-year-old I would mimic Vida Blue's high leg kick when pitching ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Future Secretary of Retribution candidate at May 23, 2024 03:10 PM (qdVGc)
I should have said, "literally bitch slaps" because literally now means both literally and figuratively.
Posted by: bonhomme at May 23, 2024 03:10 PM (Odg76)
Yes. They've had that slogan there for quite some time.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 23, 2024 03:11 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Skip at May 23, 2024 03:11 PM (fwDg9)
Posted by: VAR1ABLE at May 23, 2024 03:11 PM (temHg)
I'll be taking Memorial Day off. As usual, I will post open threads, most with interesting stuff in them, and a cafe. I probably will not blog news stuff unless there's an alien invasion. And if there's an alien invasion, I'd probably just post "Turn on Fox, there's an alien invasion."
Well, there has been an ongoing alien invasion in this country for the past 3+ years... but I know what you meant. Speaking of illegal alien invasion...
When asked if they'd rather grant amnesty to all aliens, or deport all aliens, the public answer 52% in favor of deporting all aliens, with only 36% supporting granting amnesty to all aliens, per new Rasmussen poll
Sortof heartening? But still disheartening to see 36% supporting amnesty. I have to imagine that 18 years ago in 2006 when the GOPe was pushing amnesty, that 36% support number was probably lower? Which is why the 2006 amnesty failed.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at May 23, 2024 03:11 PM (P5BPp)
Keep Portland Weird or Keep Austin Weird?
My money is on Portland, though.
Posted by: Axeman at May 23, 2024 03:09 PM (krQz2)
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Berkeley was probably first. There were "Keep Berkeley Weird" bumper stickers in the 70s.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 23, 2024 03:11 PM (YqDXo)
It got really interesting when he came across a switch-hitter........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 23, 2024 03:10 PM (Zz0t1)
Double Tommy John's surgery?
Posted by: A dude in MI at May 23, 2024 03:12 PM (/6GbT)
Posted by: James Carville's idiot wife at May 23, 2024 03:12 PM (iziT8)
Posted by: Skip at May 23, 2024 03:11 PM (fwDg9)
https://is.gd/nnjCwP
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 23, 2024 03:12 PM (Zz0t1)
EDITABLE digital form. These aholes also have black markers and can mark it out... but they didn't.
Posted by: VAR1ABLE at May 23, 2024 03:13 PM (temHg)
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 23, 2024 03:13 PM (ZdexC)
Posted by: A dude in MI at May 23, 2024 03:12 PM (/6GbT)
Parents are starting to get their children that surgery in their early teenage years on purpose.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 23, 2024 03:13 PM (Zz0t1)
I second that.
Posted by: eleven at May 23, 2024 03:13 PM (iziT8)
Posted by: bonhomme at May 23, 2024 03:10 PM (Odg76)
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Lit'rally.
Posted by: Axeman at May 23, 2024 03:14 PM (krQz2)
I've seen it already. It's rubbish. -Marvin the Robot
I have seen that and love Kurzgesagt's videos, but I don't think we are capable of having these discussions. There's a fatal flow in our assumptions. We are here, therefore, it's possible. We assume we are behind all the other things, which is a reasonable assumption, but what if it were possible and we are at the knife's edge. Also possible.
Posted by: Ribbed at May 23, 2024 03:14 PM (iFMeW)
I'm sure it was first said by a sassy black woman somewhere. FWIW, I've always thought "Keep Austin Weird" made about as much sense as "Keep Phoenix Hot." Like it was ever going to be otherwise.
Posted by: Oddbob at May 23, 2024 03:14 PM (/y8xj)
Posted by: Skip at May 23, 2024 03:11 PM
I want a girl with uninterrupted prosperity
Who uses a machete to cut through red tape
Posted by: Cake at May 23, 2024 03:15 PM (P5BPp)
Keep Portland Weird or Keep Austin Weird?
My money is on Portland, though.
Posted by: Axeman
Austin. 2000
Portland 2003.
It was brought to Portland in 2003 by Music Millennium owner Terry Currier after he learned about the Movement in Austin.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 23, 2024 03:16 PM (nJUfO)
Posted by: eleven at May 23, 2024 03:17 PM (iziT8)
He had a weird glove with a thumb on both sides so he could switch-pitch.
Posted by: mikeski at May 23, 2024 03:18 PM (RsQu7)
Posted by: Skip at May 23, 2024 03:11 PM (fwDg9)
https://is.gd/nnjCwP
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 23, 2024 03:12 PM (Zz0t1)
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She'd make a great new "Mr. Smith" character in a "Matrix" sequel.
Posted by: ShainS -- Future Secretary of Retribution candidate at May 23, 2024 03:20 PM (qdVGc)
you can't underestimate how locals are jaded towards Portland/Mult county. Literally nobody goes downtown anymore, its empty
Posted by: Joe Kidsniffer at May 23, 2024 04:07 PM (W+TLY)
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