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The Bee:

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Biden's lead over Trump in New York has fallen from 23 points in the (fake) 2020 elections to a nine point lead now.

InteractivePolls
@IAPolls2022

New York GE: @SienaResearch

Biden: 47% (+9)
Trump: 38%
Other: 3%

Obama found something to congratulate Biden on -- Biden's record number of Didn't Earn It race-based judicial nominations.

Barack Obama
@BarackObama

.@POTUS just confirmed his 200th judge -- not an easy accomplishment with a narrow majority in the Senate. And more than half are women and people of color.

Judges have the power to roll back progress or keep us moving forward; to protect our basic liberties or take them away. It's another reminder of what's at stake in this election, and why it's so important to vote.

AOC admits the entire scheme by boasting that they "put a legal ankle bracelet on Trump to stop him from campaigning."


Viva Frei
@thevivafrei

"...the legal version of an ankle bracelet..."

@AOC is so astonishingly stupid, she probably does not appreciate the ramifications of what she just admitted out loud.

Congratulations, Alexandria. You just admitted to strategic and deliberate election interference.

Also, please shave your mustache. The "landing strip" is not sexy when it's under a woman's nose.

Trump will be stomping around in AOC's territory Thursday evening. Local Bronx residents are looking forward to the rally.

CNN's ratings are now at the lowest level since the f'ing first Gulf War.



CNN primetime ratings hit three-decade low as Mark Thompson searches for a strategy: 'He's thrown in towel regarding cable'

By Social Links for Alexandra Steigrad

CNN suffered its worst ratings among primetime viewers in the most coveted demographic by advertisers -- dealing a gut punch to embattled new boss Mark Thompson.

The cable channel, which touts itself as "the most trusted name in news," drew just 83,000 viewers aged 25 to 54 during the week of May 13-19 from 8 to 11 p.m. -- its lowest-rated week since 1991, according to Nielsen.

LOL, 83,000?!


By contrast, Fox News garnered more than the twice the audience in the key demo, with 186,000 viewers, according to Nielsen. Left-leaning MSNBC was a distant second with 111,000, the data showed.


"Thompson better get his act together before he completely destroys CNN," a top TV news producer told The Post.

"It seems like he's thrown in the towel regarding cable."

CNN's three-hour primetime block during the week features the network's highest paid anchor, Anderson's Cooper, with his show "AC360" at 8 p.m....

There was a rumor some months ago that these high-pay, low-ratings boat anchors would have to take a haircut on their salaries if they didn't want to be fired.

But of course CNN doesn't have the balls to do that.


Its total viewership for the week was also paltry with 494,000, compared with 2 million for Fox News -- which shares common ownership with News Corp, the publisher of The Post. MSNBC pulled in 1.1 million, according to Nielsen.

"CNN's new name is Cancelled Network Now," a media insider quipped.

"Young people are as interested in Anderson Cooper as they are in Liza Minnelli."

Coincidentally, they share a hairdresser. I don't mean the same guy cuts their hair, I mean they both share him.

...


Another media insider said Wednesday: "I know it's cliché to say but Thompson is rearranging the deck chairs on The Titanic. He has no new ideas yet. But maybe his old media playbook will work. "

Last month, Thompson said the network faces an "existential crisis," as it deals with cord cutting and the shrinking cable TV business.

Creep Warning:

Karine Jean-Pierre says that Biden won't use his actual power to act unilaterally to eject illegal aliens from the country. Now she demands Congress act, and the congressional action she wants is authorization for more visas and work permits for illegal aliens.

In other words, Biden doesn't want to kick out illegals unless he gets amnesty for a lot of illegals. He's acting as an agent for illegal aliens, unwilling to deport any without major concessions of amnesty for the rest.

A reporter points out that he has acted unilaterally in this field before -- to undo Trump's orders to deport.

So why can't he "act unilaterally" now?

Again, he can, he just wants to something in exchange so he can prove he Delivers for Illegals. You know, all the illegals won don't vote (wink!). It's important that he impress all of these millions of non-voters (wink) before an election.

Q: Biden has power to take executive action on border security, so why doesn't he?

JEAN-PIERRE: "Why should he have to do it unilaterally?"

Q: "He took unilateral action before to undo [President Trump's border security]!"

JEAN-PIERRE: Well, uh, yes -- true.


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If you're pissed about having to pay for liberals' Gender Study degrees, tough shit, Racist.

This Triple Threat DEI hire is always super-prepared!

Remember when Obama turned off the zip code verification so he could take illegal donations from foreigners...?

Well, Biden's got that beat.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 06:33 PM




Comments

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1 Woohoo, tick fits or... you know the thing.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at May 22, 2024 06:34 PM (ftFVW)

2 Who the fuck is still watching Fox News?

Shame on you

Shame

On

Yooooooooooooooou

Posted by: The Grounded Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger at May 22, 2024 06:35 PM (VTu1l)

3 I've never seen a more pitiful press secretary...

Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 22, 2024 06:35 PM (MeG8a)

4 Also, please shave your mustache. The "landing strip" is not sexy when it's under a woman's nose.

Is Ace saying he only likes women with mohawks, or when they're standing on their head? Even the more common "pubic" landing strip is still under the nose, normally...

Posted by: Moron Analyst at May 22, 2024 06:36 PM (ycI94)

5 I wonder how many sign language interpreters Biden goes through a year.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 22, 2024 06:37 PM (3CVIc)

6 Quote tweet: The First @TheFirstonTV · May 21
WATCH – A loud noise confuses Joe Biden, he slowly turns around, smiles absently, salutes nobody, then acts surprised for no reason.
https://tinyurl.com/ux5mwt83

Scott Adams @ScottAdamsSays
It just keeps getting funnier. Bring on the debates! Lol.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 22, 2024 06:38 PM (ZdexC)

7 When men said 'bring back the bush!', Karine rushed to her hairdresser.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 22, 2024 06:38 PM (RUMEY)

8 Scott Adams @ScottAdamsSays
Bill Maher is probably the least-well-informed person who talks about the news for a living.

He still thinks some of the political news from his side is real.

Quote tweet: Eric Abbenante @EricAbbenante · 21h
Megyn Kelly calls out Bill Maher's lie that cops died on January 6th:
BM: "Like they didn't show up to the Capitol and kill cops."
MK: "They didn't do that. They didn't kill cops."
BM: "They of course did. They died of natural causes that day!?"
*Smash cut to a news report saying Brian Sicknick died of natural causes*

The media loudly lies and quietly retracts. The same media that labeled riots as "mostly peaceful".
Make no mistake: Bill's argument did not die of natural causes, Megyn killed it.
https://tinyurl.com/mrxy2d6f

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 22, 2024 06:39 PM (ZdexC)

9 Quote tweet: Joseph Massey @jmasseypoet · May 21
“We can stop what’s happening at the southern border; we just won’t under Joe Biden.” It’s a beautiful thing watching Megyn Kelly take Bill Maher to school on the border crisis. Bill can’t help but concede, “You’re right.”

Scott Adams @ScottAdamsSays
Bill Maher's book tour is a mixed bag. Lots of publicity, but at the same time we learned he...

1. Didn't know Hillary was a huge election denier.
2. Thought the J6ers killed cops.
3. Thinks the border situation under Biden isn't much worse than under Trump.

His job is talking about politics.

He's one of the smartest Democrats, and probably interested in the truth.
https://tinyurl.com/66fv22he

Scott Adams @ScottAdamsSays
Maher's prediction: Trump will never give up power.

Trump gives up power.

Maher claims victory for his prediction.

No one challenges him.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 22, 2024 06:39 PM (ZdexC)

10 Coincidentally, they share a hairdresser. I don't mean the same guy cuts their hair, I mean they both share him. Ace

That is some next level shade being tossed right there, next level I am telling you.

Posted by: lost in space at May 22, 2024 06:39 PM (glxRK)

11 "Why should he have to do it unilaterally?"
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So, he's waiting on Congress on school loans, is he?

Posted by: Axeman at May 22, 2024 06:39 PM (krQz2)

12 Queue up the "everything's fake and ghey" mem.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 22, 2024 06:39 PM (Q4IgG)

13 Eric Abbenante @EricAbbenante
Megyn Kelly triggers Bill Maher by calling Hillary Clinton the 'original election denier':
MK: "Hillary Clinton of course is the original election denier."
BM: "She's not an election denier."
MK: "Then spent the next 4 years saying he was an illegitimate president."
BM: "She didn't say he was 'an [illegitimate president']"
MK: "She said those exact words."
*Smash cut to Hillary Clinton, saying those exact words*

Bill still spreads Hillary's Russian Collusion hoax, which was her revisionist history of the 2016 election. Just another Bill in Hillary's life that helps her cover for her lies.

https://tinyurl.com/5h4pfee8

Scott Adams @ScottAdamsSays
All Hillary did was the Russian Collusion Hoax.

How's that compare to asking for a short delay to make sure the vote count was not as hinky as it looked on the surface?

Bill's brainwashing is deep.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 22, 2024 06:40 PM (ZdexC)

14 Quote tweet: Will Steakin @wsteaks · May 21
NEW: Christina Bobb — the new RNC senior counsel for “election integrity” — has pleaded not guilty in AZ fake electors case:

Mugshot obtained by @ABC News, via Maricopa County Sheriff office.

https://tinyurl.com/y6cbt7vc

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 22, 2024 06:40 PM (ZdexC)

15 Key point: His wife is the OLDEST of the sisters....Hmmmm.....

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 22, 2024 06:40 PM (ynpvh)

16 Biden has no problem claiming a power (spending) that doesn't belong to him.

But also no problem denying a power (border protection) that is his responsibility as CiC.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 22, 2024 06:40 PM (RUMEY)

17 Biden's "perverted" whisper is perverted because it is meant to feign confidentiality, as in "don't tell mommy, this is a secret between us."

He doesn't think it's perverted because he is a pervert.

Normal people find it creepy because it is a crass demonstration of his perverted nature.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 22, 2024 06:40 PM (RIvkX)

18 Barack Obama @BarackObama
.@POTUS just confirmed his 200th judge -- not an easy accomplishment with a narrow majority in the Senate. And more than half are women and people of color.

Judges have the power to roll back progress or keep us moving forward; to protect our basic liberties or take them away. It's another reminder of what's at stake in this election, and why it's so important to vote.

----


Ooh, that Valeria Jarrett, she's such a clever little rat!

Notice she didn't say which way the Biden Admin judges are using their power, to keep basic liberties, or roll them back.

Because she knows. She knows.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 22, 2024 06:41 PM (dGCAG)

19 Insurrection Barbie @DefiyantlyFree
Trump lawyer Christina Bobb says when she switched to being counsel for Trump as it relates to election integrity she has had US Marshalls show up at her house, the FBI, she was interrogated by Biden’s DOJ twice and now she is facing up to 50 years in prison for helping to bring election challenges in Arizona.

By a DA that “won” her race by 207 votes with 9,000 votes left they refuse to count.

This is what the gestapo look like. The best way to show people just how “legitimate” the 2020 election was is to intimidate, harass and try to imprison lawyers who filed legal challenges about its legitimacy.

This is America. This is happening in America. Are people getting where we are?

https://tinyurl.com/yuhs93sv
42 seconds

@amuse @amuse
LAWFARE: Democrats are releasing a new round of mugshots as they begin arresting Republican lawyers and officials in Arizona. This is just a tip of the iceberg as more than 400 Republicans are facing criminal, civil, and professional cases.
https://tinyurl.com/y2vjc8bf

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 22, 2024 06:41 PM (ZdexC)

20 This week off for the jury has to be to shut up Trump another week and get the jury in the right head

Posted by: Skip at May 22, 2024 06:41 PM (fwDg9)

21 Bill's brainwashing is deep.
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 22, 2024 06:40 PM (ZdexC)

So is Scott's.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 22, 2024 06:42 PM (dGCAG)

22 @amuse @amuse
LAWFARE: AOC admits the Democrat’s Lawfare against Trump is like an electronic ankle monitor limiting his ability to campaign. Shhh AOC you’re not supposed to admit that part.

Steve Cortes @CortesSteve
🚨Wow. @AOC accidentally says the quiet part out loud. She mocks President Trump for holding a rally in the South Bronx and brags about how the Democrats’ lawfare is forcing him to stay in New York City:

“By the way, Trump’s doing it in the South Bronx not to make a point but because he’s got court. And the man practically has the legal version of an ankle bracelet around him, and he can’t leave the 5 boroughs because he always has to be in court. So it is truly an embarrassment to him. And I am looking forward to the response of everyday Bronxites talking about how they feel about him coming to their backyard.”

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 22, 2024 06:42 PM (ZdexC)

23 Declaration of Memes @LibertyCappy
The cameraman is an absolute legend 😂

https://tinyurl.com/2dztra98
36 seconds; Canadian politician press conference

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 22, 2024 06:43 PM (ZdexC)

24 My son Beau was one of the hundreds of cops killed an the January 6th insurrection
Joe Biden

Posted by: steevy at May 22, 2024 06:43 PM (FQmDC)

25 I bet AoC doesn't trim the hedges.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 22, 2024 06:43 PM (RUMEY)

26 Ace has insulted every Puerto Rican woman's mustache.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 22, 2024 06:43 PM (RIvkX)

27 26 Ace has insulted every Puerto Rican woman's mustache.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 22, 2024 06:43 PM (RIvkX

Not to mention the Italian ladies.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 22, 2024 06:44 PM (RUMEY)

28 Hey, baby boy! Trim your own, puto!

Posted by: Alexandria Donkey Chompers at May 22, 2024 06:44 PM (RIvkX)

29 Keep in mind, Mark Steyn just lost a ridiculous case against him against one of the most unsympathetic, unlikeable plaintiffs you could dream up in Michael Mann, the guy is a walking definition of fraud. Nobody thought Steyn was going to lose that and it's headed to appeal but wouldn't surprise me if Trump ends in the same boat. The system has devolved into an unmitigated joke.

Posted by: Son of Dad at May 22, 2024 06:44 PM (8JB5s)

30
One thing is consistent about the Biden White House

You cannot trust them to be consistent about anything.

Posted by: Axeman at May 22, 2024 06:44 PM (krQz2)

31 REPORTER: 'What's the message to Americans who did not attend college or take on student loan debt?'

KARINE JEAN-PIERRE summarized: 'Holism.'

Posted by: gp Abides at May 22, 2024 06:45 PM (MvF+J)

32 Judges have the power to roll back progress or keep us moving forward; to protect our basic liberties or take them away.
----------
That sounds like an admission the Dems use politicized courts to pass shit they know would never get through legislatures.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 22, 2024 06:45 PM (ZdexC)

33 Glad I'm exercising comment restraint. Today and that last thread in particular are *types* *deletes* territory.

Posted by: BifBewalski at May 22, 2024 06:45 PM (MsrgL)

34 CNN's ratings are now at the lowest level since the f'ing first Gulf War.
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Exec: Get Bernie Shaw on the phone, now! Give him whatever he wants.

Assistant: Done.

Exec: Well, what does he want?!

Assistant: "Braaainsss!"

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at May 22, 2024 06:45 PM (hCzfy)

35 Nobody thought Steyn was going to lose that and it's headed to appeal but wouldn't surprise me if Trump ends in the same boat. The system has devolved into an unmitigated joke.

Posted by: Son of Dad at May 22, 2024 06:44 PM (8JB5s)
---
Forget it, Jake, its BlueStateTown.

Posted by: Axeman at May 22, 2024 06:46 PM (krQz2)

36 We're making sure DJT only gets to campaign in the tristate area.

Posted by: DNC bean counters at May 22, 2024 06:46 PM (gKWVE)

37
Last month, Thompson said the network faces an "existential crisis," as it deals with cord cutting and the shrinking cable TV business.

Maybe a pier is what you need to have relief supplies sent to you?

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 22, 2024 06:46 PM (RKVpM)

38 An animatronic robot inhabited by a mentally challenged AI could do a better job than KJP. She's so stupid it's funny

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 22, 2024 06:47 PM (enVpg)

39 That sounds like an admission the Dems use politicized courts to pass shit they know would never get through legislatures.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 22, 2024 06:45 PM (ZdexC)
---
It's "progress".

Posted by: Axeman at May 22, 2024 06:47 PM (krQz2)

40 Nearly three in five Americans wrongly believe the US is in an economic recession, and the majority blame the Biden administration, according to a Harris poll conducted exclusively for the Guardian. The survey found persistent pessimism about the economy as election day draws closer.

Talk up how great Biden's unemployment numbers are when in line at the grocery store and like places. The link has charts and like explanations. Share than with any MAGA or independent you know.

bad idea IMO. biden's successes are nothing compared to the price escalation at that store.

Here in Northern Ohio which has struggled for years, there are new factories. Biden saved two Ford plants and GM Parma which was in trouble. Many jobs here were saved. Unemployment is at a 50-year low...we don't have inflation. We have greedflation. This is a great economy...everyone in my family is employed at a decent wage.

And what you say is a right-wing talking point. I know you don't mean it to be. But the reality is that this is not a Bad economy It is bad enough to see such things in Right-wing media and newspapers which are lies, must we read such things here?

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 22, 2024 06:47 PM (ycI94)

41 These democommies are the most dangersous creatures to walk the earth since...before shaitan was chained up.

Posted by: Eromero at May 22, 2024 06:47 PM (NxC5+)

42 28 Hey, baby boy! Trim your own, puto!

Posted by: Alexandria Donkey Chompers at May 22, 2024 06:44 PM (RIvkX)

Why? I'm sure you'd potato-peel him clean...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 22, 2024 06:47 PM (ynpvh)

43 31 REPORTER: 'What's the message to Americans who did not attend college or take on student loan debt?'

KARINE JEAN-PIERRE summarized: 'Holism.'

Posted by: gp Abides at May 22, 2024 06:45 PM (MvF+J)

Anyone who believes in Holism should try selling their old car whole vs in parts and see which is worth more...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 22, 2024 06:48 PM (ynpvh)

44 I think cable news dies with the boomers.

Everyone I know says they don't trust it, that it's all doom, gloom and hyper partisan bullshit.

After Covid, no one trusts the news or science.

I think irreparably.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 22, 2024 06:48 PM (RUMEY)

45 And I gotta say KJP is perfect in orange, that color fits her like coveralls.

Posted by: Eromero at May 22, 2024 06:49 PM (NxC5+)

46 36 We're making sure DJT only gets to campaign in the tristate area.

Posted by: DNC bean counters at May 22, 2024 06:46 PM (gKWVE)

Where's Doofenshmirtz?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 22, 2024 06:49 PM (ynpvh)

47 Today and that last thread in particular are *types* *deletes* territory.
Posted by: BifBewalski


Last night the ONT hosted a contrarian making the case for computer-generated c.p.
Trying to convince this ultralibertarian goofball (at best) that this was bad was... difficult, without posting something permabannable.

Posted by: gKWVE at May 22, 2024 06:49 PM (gKWVE)

48 Someone needs to tell AOC that wearing her glasses on top of her head doesn't make her look smarter.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at May 22, 2024 06:50 PM (2NHgQ)

49 But of course CNN doesn't have the balls to do that.
========
Plastic balls??

Paul Saladino, MD @paulsaladinomd May 21
Microplastics in your testicles?

This is how to reduce your exposure (do what's possible for you, don't let perfect be the enemy of good):

-Reverse osmosis filtered water + remineralization. Stop drinking from plastic bottles or cans lined with plastic (most don't realize cans are lined with plastic). (PMID: 3556467

-Plastic cutting board-> Wood. Easy switch. Huge reduction. (PMID: 37220346)

-Remove carpet/polyester furniture which increase microplastics in the dust in your home. (PMID: 3175667

-Rinse dishes before you eat off of them-minimize home dust ingestion, see above.

-Indoor air filter (see above)/ Open windows as much as possible. HEPA air filters should remove most indoor microplastics.

-Limit seafood (PMID: 3011699. This one will be controversial, but between PFAs, microplastics, and heavy metals do you really still think a pescatarian diet is ideal?

- Grass fed beef over grain fed beef. The latter will contain more microplastics due to plastics (garbage) added to feed. (PMID: 3815962
[...]
===
Not an endorsement.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 22, 2024 06:50 PM (ZdexC)

50 Talk up how great Biden's unemployment numbers are when in line at the grocery store and like places. The link has charts and like explanations. Share than with any MAGA or independent you know.


LOL... In the groceries stores ? Not like they're gonna notice the high prices or anything

Posted by: It's me donna at May 22, 2024 06:50 PM (Akjoo)

51 If I end up ever qualifying for student loan forgiveness (thus far I have not), I will take it in a heartbeat. Biden's economy has shafted me out of so much money that I won't feel bad about it. We're rapidly approaching the point where Zimbabwe and the Weimar Republic look like sound economies.

Posted by: PabloD at May 22, 2024 06:50 PM (atzGP)

52 Argle bargle

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 22, 2024 06:51 PM (MciYk)

53 32 Judges have the power to roll back progress or keep us moving forward; to protect our basic liberties or take them away.

———

So according to BO:

roll back progress = protect our basic liberties

keep moving forward = take our liberties away


Glad they admit it at least.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at May 22, 2024 06:51 PM (sEYaD)

54 .every time one of these judges come up it's a Diversity pick

Posted by: Skip at May 22, 2024 06:51 PM (fwDg9)

55 Cenk Uygur @cenkuygur 6h
Trump is going to win. Buckle up. Brace for impact.

Catturd ™ @catturd2 2h
Brace for impact …
World peace.
$1.89 per gallon gas.
No border invasion.
1/2 price groceries.
2.5% mortgage rates.
Energy independence.

ALX @alx 6h
John Bolton says he’s voting for Dick Cheney for President in 2024.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 22, 2024 06:52 PM (ZdexC)

56 54 .every time one of these judges come up it's a Diversity pick
Posted by: Skip at May 22, 2024 06:51 PM (fwDg9)

Yup.. They've got every color of the rainbow

Posted by: It's me donna at May 22, 2024 06:52 PM (Akjoo)

57 9
'Bill's argument did not die of natural causes, Megyn killed it.'

Maher: I don't remember their names.

What a lazy, lying fuck he is. If he ever glimpses for a second how bad and pathetic he is, he'll curl into the fetal position and suck his thumb.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at May 22, 2024 06:52 PM (roH4R)

58 ALX @alx 6h
John Bolton says he’s voting for Dick Cheney for President in 2024.
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 22, 2024 06:52 PM (ZdexC)

But who is John Bolton's Mustache voting for?

Posted by: BruceWayne at May 22, 2024 06:52 PM (MGB5H)

59 56 54 .every time one of these judges come up it's a Diversity pick
Posted by: Skip at May 22, 2024 06:51 PM (fwDg9)

Yup.. They've got every color of the rainbow

Posted by: It's me donna at May 22, 2024 06:52 PM (Akjoo)

Too bad most of them haven't physically turned blue...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 22, 2024 06:53 PM (ynpvh)

60 Yeah, the most racist cheap gas ever!

And racist low interest rates!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 22, 2024 06:53 PM (RUMEY)

61 Also, please shave your mustache. The "landing strip" is not sexy when it's under a woman's nose.

********

Ace, it is unbecoming to make fun of a person's physical appearance, especially something subjective and with no impact on function. Be better.

Better to mock something objectively out of whack and that impinges on function.

Like donkey teeth!

Posted by: Muldoon at May 22, 2024 06:53 PM (991eG)

62 the scoamf is not wrong in that quote up top ... we just differ strongly on what constitutes "progress"

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 22, 2024 06:53 PM (tQtDb)

63
Karine Jean-Pierre is a right-wing ultra maga plant. She has to be on our side.

Posted by: Auspex at May 22, 2024 06:54 PM (j4U/Z)

64 63
Karine Jean-Pierre is a right-wing ultra maga plant. She has to be on our side.

Posted by: Auspex at May 22, 2024 06:54 PM (j4U/Z)

8-ball says "Likker License"...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 22, 2024 06:54 PM (ynpvh)

65 And I gotta say KJP is perfect in orange, that color fits her like coveralls.
Posted by: Eromero at May 22, 2024 06:49 PM (NxC5+)

Orange is the new lesbian.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 22, 2024 06:55 PM (dGCAG)

66 Raggity Karine is a train wreck at every conference

Posted by: Skip at May 22, 2024 06:55 PM (fwDg9)

67 As someone who paid off student debt at 9% interest that was not deductible and who went into public service and got jack shit forgiven, my vote is available for purchase!

Call me, Joe!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 22, 2024 06:55 PM (RIvkX)

68 There is a big crowd in crypto.

Young, intelligent, tech-savvy.

But so many laughed when Trump sold his NFTs.

There's a crypto guy that's pledged to raise $100 million for Trump.

And I've said it before, there are some crypto projects specifically designed to gather, analyze and deliver data anonymously.
The kind of thing you need to do when the most powerful spying agencies in the world are working for Biden and trying to discover Trump's campaign strategy. DePIN.
It's not all just BitCoin and stupid ape gifs.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 22, 2024 06:55 PM (g9W3m)

69 Hey, KJP!

YES, IT'S FJB'S "JOB" TO SECURE THE F'N BORDER, YA CLUELESS BINT!

It's right there in his job description to faithfully execute the laws of the United States.

Idiot.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 22, 2024 06:55 PM (BpYfr)

70 Talk up how great Biden's unemployment numbers are when in line at the grocery store and like places.


Gas stations, restaurants, building supply stores...the sky's the limit.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at May 22, 2024 06:56 PM (RMngd)

71 >>>f you're pissed about having to pay for liberals' Gender Study degrees, tough shit, Racist.

REPORTER: What's the message to Americans who did not attend college or take on student loan debt?

KARINE JEAN-PIERRE: Too bad pic.twitter.com/XUpKCxiIPw
— RNC Research (@RNCResearch) May 22, 2024


I watched her 'we don't give a damn' act live today. It was infuriating. Reporters pressed her hard (for White House reporters) with about 8 questions about the reasons for, and the fairness aspect, of Old Joe's continued yute vote buying through loan cancellation.

She had no answers to those questions. She had lots of talking points bullshit about Joe wanting to give every American personal budget 'breathing space" and student borrowers being 'crushed!' by loan payments, but no actual reasons why, other than Joe promised he'd do it. She never attempted to say why this crap is fair.

This student loan forgiveness horseshit should have made 3/4 of Americans gather together and storm the White House to install Joe's head on one of the spiked fence posts. But, nope. We're doomed to the 5th power if Joe is re-elected.

Posted by: Gref at May 22, 2024 06:56 PM (5fDan)

72 We're coming for you, Lizzy!

Posted by: Trump's Crypto Army at May 22, 2024 06:57 PM (w6EFb)

73 70 Talk up how great Biden's unemployment numbers are when in line at the grocery store and like places.

I wouldn't unless you wanna get punched

Posted by: It's me donna at May 22, 2024 06:57 PM (Akjoo)

74 Orange is the new lesbian.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 22, 2024 06:55 PM (dGCAG)
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Orange you glad there's no banana?

Posted by: Axeman at May 22, 2024 06:58 PM (krQz2)

75 The cable channel, which touts itself as "the most trusted name in news," drew just 83,000 viewers aged 25 to 54

That's .063 of one percent.

CNN can't even draw a tenth of one percent of the available US viewers to its stupid joke of a channel.

Do better, CNN.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 22, 2024 06:58 PM (nOjd9)

76 Talk up in the grocery stores how people are delusional that they think the are paying more money for food.

Keep shouting, incredulously, FOOD IS CHEAP! What the hell is wrong with these nutjobs?!

Posted by: Axeman at May 22, 2024 06:59 PM (krQz2)

77 Orange you glad there's no banana?
Posted by: Axeman at May 22, 2024 06:58 PM (krQz2)

That's what SHE said!

Posted by: BurtTC at May 22, 2024 06:59 PM (dGCAG)

78 I remember when you could do kollidge at an Ivy League school for $10K/yr.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 22, 2024 07:00 PM (w6EFb)

79 68 There is a big crowd in crypto.

Young, intelligent, tech-savvy.

But so many laughed when Trump sold his NFTs.

There's a crypto guy that's pledged to raise $100 million for Trump.

And I've said it before, there are some crypto projects specifically designed to gather, analyze and deliver data anonymously.
The kind of thing you need to do when the most powerful spying agencies in the world are working for Biden and trying to discover Trump's campaign strategy. DePIN.
It's not all just BitCoin and stupid ape gifs.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 22, 2024 06:55 PM (g9W3m)

———-

It’s more than just that, Trump also has come out against central bank based digital currencies

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at May 22, 2024 07:01 PM (sEYaD)

80
The 'landing strip' to me is a woman saying, 'Sure I'm blond up here and dark haired down there. It happens.'

Shave it the hell off and you have some semblance of credibility.

'Americans for Truth in Landing Zones', who approve this message and are irresponsible for the content.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 22, 2024 07:01 PM (RKVpM)

81 @POTUS just confirmed his 200th judge -- not an easy accomplishment with a narrow majority in the Senate. And more than half are women and people of color.
________________

How many of them are competent? I'm guessing precious few. It's a pleasure to watch John Kennedy politely eviscerate these bozos in the Senate Judicial Committee hearings.

Move over, Fani Willis, you've got competition company!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 22, 2024 07:01 PM (YqDXo)

82 CNN's current audience couldn't fill a high school multipurpose room.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 22, 2024 07:02 PM (nOjd9)

83 81 @POTUS just confirmed his 200th judge -- not an easy accomplishment with a narrow majority in the Senate. And more than half are women and people of color.
_______

One more Judge Merchan

Posted by: It's me donna at May 22, 2024 07:02 PM (Akjoo)

84 But so many laughed when Trump sold his NFTs.
______________

NFTs are digital tulips.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 22, 2024 07:02 PM (YqDXo)

85 If I end up ever qualifying for student loan forgiveness (thus far I have not), I will take it in a heartbeat. Biden's economy has shafted me out of so much money that I won't feel bad about it. We're rapidly approaching the point where Zimbabwe and the Weimar Republic look like sound economies.

Posted by: PabloD at May 22, 2024 06:50 PM


It's not going to make any difference, not when we are adding $1 TRILLION to the national debt every 100 days.


And all of this is on automatic pilot. There is literally no turning any of the deficit spending off at this point. Inflation is here to stay. The dollar has been devalued by 20% in the last three years and it is killing people like us who save everything we can. The wife's 401k has seen it's value drop by almost $50,000 due to inflation and we haven't taken a dime out of it.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 22, 2024 07:03 PM (QNSds)

86 But who is John Bolton's Mustache voting for?
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AOC's moustache!

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 22, 2024 07:03 PM (ZdexC)

87 The whole comfirming judges thing is comically stupid.

I'd rather you tell me he made it through the day without needing to change his depends.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 22, 2024 07:03 PM (RUMEY)

88 How many of them are competent? I'm guessing precious few. It's a pleasure to watch John Kennedy politely eviscerate these bozos in the Senate Judicial Committee hearings.

I would be happy if a handful of them had grown up in America and had a basic knowledge of its values and traditions.

But NOOOOOO

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 22, 2024 07:04 PM (nOjd9)

89 Two factories are open in northern Ohio? Are they farm team Factories of Sadness for the Browns?

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov, now, where does a war hero get some lubrication around here? at May 22, 2024 07:04 PM (wBaIH)

90 Just saw the edited video of five Israeli women soldiers that were captured by Hamas. Reportedly, parents (only one was present & spoke during the aired piece) of the women wanted the video released to put pressure on hostage negotiations, to have all 123 hostages released.

I always wondered why turning in - and over - the leaders, planners, perpetrators of October 7, 2023 wasn't a primary demand of US negotiations, prior to any humanitarian aid. Is there no property in the US and/or funds in markets and investments owned by those monsters & their organizations? Surely there is.



Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at May 22, 2024 07:04 PM (NFX2v)

91 45
'I gotta say KJP is perfect in orange'

I have to say there's a point beyond which a woman can be too stupid and vile to make me horny for her.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at May 22, 2024 07:04 PM (roH4R)

92 All of this does with the boomers. They're the last people who still believe in any American institutions. They're also a huge voting bloc. Once they're gone, so is the consent of the governed. Such as it still exists, among even their cohort.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 22, 2024 07:05 PM (0FoWg)

93 KJP (and by extension the government) to America: FUCK YOU.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 22, 2024 07:05 PM (8sMut)

94 "It's a pleasure to watch John Kennedy politely eviscerate these bozos"

He's great!

Posted by: gp Abides at May 22, 2024 07:05 PM (MvF+J)

95 51 If I end up ever qualifying for student loan forgiveness (thus far I have not), I will take it in a heartbeat. Biden's economy has shafted me out of so much money that I won't feel bad about it. We're rapidly approaching the point where Zimbabwe and the Weimar Republic look like sound economies.
Posted by: PabloD at May 22, 2024 06:50 PM (atzGP)
If we reach Zimbabwe or Weimar Republic levels, student loans ain't going to be a thing.

Posted by: Eromero at May 22, 2024 07:05 PM (NxC5+)

96 Still a lead. If the Dems lose NY, they lose the country. Republican House Leadership PAC pulled all its money out of Nevada today. Nevada is heavily gerrymandered. There is only one district that could be turned (Susie Lee)

Posted by: jeff at May 22, 2024 07:06 PM (ZiwLX)

97 Maybe those DU dullards can also talk up how great Biden's economy is when they go to a restaurant, even a fast food place. Nobody there will realize that the cost of dining out has gone through the roof. Morons...

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at May 22, 2024 07:06 PM (XMwZJ)

98 I always wondered why turning in - and over - the leaders, planners, perpetrators of October 7, 2023 wasn't a primary demand of US negotiations, prior to any humanitarian aid. Is there no property in the US and/or funds in markets and investments owned by those monsters & their organizations? Surely there is.
Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at May 22, 2024 07:04 PM (NFX2v)
====

The junta protects its own.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 22, 2024 07:06 PM (RIvkX)

99 92 Concur.

Posted by: gp Abides at May 22, 2024 07:07 PM (MvF+J)

100 AOC would be more attractive if she brought back the Magnum P.I. mustache on her naughty bits and not her fucking face.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 22, 2024 07:07 PM (fY84s)

101 CNN's ratings are now at the lowest level since the f'ing first Gulf War.
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Exec: Get Bernie Shaw on the phone, now! Give him whatever he wants.

Assistant: Done.

Exec: Well, what does he want?!

Assistant: "Braaainsss!"
Posted by: Grudge Harbor

Critical moment in Wolf Blitzer's career - during bombardment in the Gulf War, Bernie hid under a table; Wolf didn't, despite Bernie pleading for him to do so. CNN took note and it's why Wolf is still prominent on the network today.

Posted by: John Drake Nearing the Caspian Sea at May 22, 2024 07:07 PM (u/Zei)

102 51 If I end up ever qualifying for student loan forgiveness (thus far I have not), I will take it in a heartbeat. Biden's economy has shafted me out of so much money that I won't feel bad about it. We're rapidly approaching the point where Zimbabwe and the Weimar Republic look like sound economies.
Posted by: PabloD at May 22, 2024 06:50 PM (atzGP)

Zimbabwe did have a sound economy. Robert Mugabe simply made inflation illegal, and voila, problem solved.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 22, 2024 07:07 PM (8sMut)

103 80
The 'landing strip' to me is a woman saying, 'Sure I'm blond up here and dark haired down there. It happens.'

Shave it the hell off and you have some semblance of credibility.

'Americans for Truth in Landing Zones', who approve this message and are irresponsible for the content.
Posted by: Divide by Zero


I'm sorry. If you're interested in fucking a 12 year old then just admit it.

Pubic hair is a thing when you're not 12.

Posted by: Every woman on the planet at May 22, 2024 07:07 PM (KSgP+)

104 Here is one of the stellar judges Barry congratulated Joe on getting on the bench. This idiot decided a guy who raped children and only after raping them and having massive amounts of kiddie porn decided he was a woman should be sent to a women's prison.

Insanity.

https://tinyurl.com/ywyedn56

Posted by: JackStraw at May 22, 2024 07:08 PM (LkLld)

105 I'm sorry. If you're interested in fucking a 12 year old then just admit it.

Pubic hair is a thing when you're not 12.
Posted by: Every woman on the planet at May 22, 2024 07:07 PM (KSgP+)

I must have missed a memo.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 22, 2024 07:09 PM (RUMEY)

106 Harry Philtrum.

Sounds like Dr. Doolittle's sidekick.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 22, 2024 07:09 PM (991eG)

107 Republican House Leadership PAC pulled all its money out of Nevada today. Nevada is heavily gerrymandered. There is only one district that could be turned (Susie Lee)
Posted by: jeff

Same for New Mexico aka California East.

Posted by: lost in space at May 22, 2024 07:10 PM (glxRK)

108 I always wondered why turning in - and over - the leaders, planners, perpetrators of October 7, 2023 wasn't a primary demand of US negotiations, prior to any humanitarian aid. Is there no property in the US and/or funds in markets and investments owned by those monsters & their organizations? Surely there is.

Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at May 22, 2024 07:04 PM (NFX2v)

As everyone knows, Hamas leadership hangs out in swanky hotels in Doha. American foreign policy experts and Deep Staters (like John Bolton) hang out in fancy hotels in Doha.

If the U.S. of A. was serious about fighting a war against Palestinian terrorists, they wouldn't helping Israel make the rubble bounce in Gaza.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 22, 2024 07:10 PM (dGCAG)

109 Critical moment in Wolf Blitzer's career - during bombardment in the Gulf War, Bernie hid under a table; Wolf didn't, despite Bernie pleading for him to do so. CNN took note and it's why Wolf is still prominent on the network today.

Posted by: John Drake Nearing the Caspian Sea at May 22, 2024 07:07 PM (u/Zei)

Wolf Blitzed (h/t, Limbaugh)

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 22, 2024 07:10 PM (8sMut)

110 69 Hey, KJP!

YES, IT'S FJB'S "JOB" TO SECURE THE F'N BORDER, YA CLUELESS BINT!

It's right there in his job description to faithfully execute the laws of the United States.

Idiot.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 22, 2024 06:55 PM (BpYfr)

The useful kind.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 22, 2024 07:11 PM (ynpvh)

111 So according to BO:

roll back progress = protect our basic liberties

keep moving forward = take our liberties away


Glad they admit it at least.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken
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Recall that Obama called the Constitution, "a charter of negative liberties."

Meaning that the governments were restricted in what they could do, a pesky bottleneck. Oh, the horror!

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 22, 2024 07:11 PM (XeU6L)

112 What really shocks me about Biden? As an old man you'd think bruises and such would show up on him so easily. But somehow he either keeps Jill from beating him when he does this sort of creepy crap, or he hides the wounds well.

'Cause if I said that in a public address, my wife would (and should) beat me.

Posted by: GWB at May 22, 2024 07:11 PM (zUT35)

113 Chinese nationals who come to America wonder why Americans watch the news.

In China, nobody watches the the news, because they know it's propaganda.

This, is CNN.

Posted by: Axeman at May 22, 2024 07:12 PM (krQz2)

114 2 Who the fuck is still watching Fox News?
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I still watch Gutfeld sometimes. On Rumble.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 22, 2024 07:12 PM (woPEM)

115 [CNN] Its total viewership for the week was also paltry with 494,000, compared with 2 million for Fox News --
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And advertisers spend millions of dollars to reach 2.5 million viewers? I don't think so.
They spend millions of dollars to have their overlords opinions voiced.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 22, 2024 07:12 PM (YdEcD)

116 "Also, please shave your mustache. The "landing strip" is not sexy when it's under a woman's nose."


Oh God, those teeth!!
We're not gonna make it!!
Pull up!!
PULL UP!!
GAAAAAHHHH!!!

Posted by: Your weiner's pilot at May 22, 2024 07:13 PM (OBuuS)

117 If the U.S. of A. was serious about fighting a war against Palestinian terrorists, they wouldn't helping Israel make the rubble bounce in Gaza.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 22, 2024 07:10 PM (dGCAG)

Well, they also wouldn’t have built a pier to help Hamas…

Besides, if Israel simply carpet bombed Gaza, those living it up in Doha wouldn’t have much to rule, or claim to rule.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 22, 2024 07:13 PM (8sMut)

118 91 45
'I gotta say KJP is perfect in orange'

I have to say there's a point beyond which a woman can be too stupid and vile to make me horny for her.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at May 22, 2024 07:04 PM (roH4R)
Dr.Claw, perhaps you misunderstood me.

Posted by: Eromero at May 22, 2024 07:13 PM (NxC5+)

119 Just saw the edited video of five Israeli women soldiers that were captured by Hamas. Reportedly, parents (only one was present & spoke during the aired piece) of the women wanted the video released to put pressure on hostage negotiations, to have all 123 hostages released.

I always wondered why turning in - and over - the leaders, planners, perpetrators of October 7, 2023 wasn't a primary demand of US negotiations, prior to any humanitarian aid. Is there no property in the US and/or funds in markets and investments owned by those monsters & their organizations? Surely there is.

Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too

Concur though my analysis started with bombing Gaza until Hamas cooperated and making sure the leadership had a slip and fall accident in the bathroom.

Posted by: lost in space at May 22, 2024 07:13 PM (glxRK)

120 'Cause if I said that in a public address, my wife would (and should) beat me.
Posted by: GWB

There would be a hit put out on me.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 22, 2024 07:14 PM (2QA3G)

121 Talk up how great Biden's unemployment numbers are when in line at the grocery store and like places.gift.
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When Clinton was running, it was "the worst economy in 50 years." Because, as they explained, sure you're doing fine but your neighbors down the street are struggling.

Now, it's the best economy in 50 years. Because, while you're struggling, your neighbors down the street may not be.

Of course, who can forget "McJobs" to deride good employment numbers.

Try taking "great economy numbers" to the grocery store to buy your food.
Then stop by the bank on your way home and pay your mortgage with some more of those "great economy numbers."

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 22, 2024 07:14 PM (g9W3m)

122 Wolf Blitzed (h/t, Limbaugh)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33

Indeed. On a related note, Wolf Blitzer is a near-perfect name for a Bond villain. One can almost hear Shirley Bassey singing:

Wolf Blitzer
He's the man
From cable news...

Posted by: John Drake Nearing the Caspian Sea at May 22, 2024 07:14 PM (u/Zei)

123 100 AOC would be more attractive if she brought back the Magnum P.I. mustache on her naughty bits and not her fucking face.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 22, 2024 07:07 PM (fY84s)

She makes $172,000 a year and can’t afford an orthodontist?

And her *** is bigger than the People’s Republic of NY. Total turnoff.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 22, 2024 07:15 PM (8sMut)

124 Shot: watching Greg Gutfeld spank Bill Maher like a red-headed stepchild
Chaser: watching Megyn Kelley spank Bill Maher like a monkey

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 22, 2024 07:15 PM (RIvkX)

125 106 Harry Philtrum.

Sounds like Dr. Doolittle's sidekick.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 22, 2024 07:09 PM (991eG)

"You're a moustache, Harry Philtrum!"--Haggard Hagrid

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 22, 2024 07:16 PM (ynpvh)

126 112 What really shocks me about Biden? As an old man you'd think bruises and such would show up on him so easily. But somehow he either keeps Jill from beating him when he does this sort of creepy crap, or he hides the wounds well.

'Cause if I said that in a public address, my wife would (and should) beat me.
Posted by: GWB
----------------------

Watch an Asian makeup girl on HueTupr. They even have little bridges to give themselves a nice Saxon nose.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 22, 2024 07:16 PM (YdEcD)

127 What really shocks me about Biden? As an old man you'd think bruises and such would show up on him so easily. But somehow he either keeps Jill from beating him when he does this sort of creepy crap, or he hides the wounds well.

'Cause if I said that in a public address, my wife would (and should) beat me.

Posted by: GWB at May 22, 2024 07:11 PM


She doesn't physically abuse him, she mentally abuses him. Why do you think he does the creepy whisper thing and then tells people he will *get in trouble* if he answers questions.


Frau Doktor Professor jill biden screams at him and humiliates him off camera. Pretty sure she also punishes him by not letting him eat ice cream at dinner as well.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 22, 2024 07:17 PM (QNSds)

128 If I end up ever qualifying for student loan forgiveness (thus far I have not), I will take it in a heartbeat. Biden's economy has shafted me out of so much money that I won't feel bad about it. We're rapidly approaching the point where Zimbabwe and the Weimar Republic look like sound economies.

Posted by: PabloD at May 22, 2024 06:50 PM


You'd be a fool if you did not apply for loan cancellation if you become eligible. The country is now every person for themselves, push women and children out of the way to get on a lifeboat.

Posted by: Gref at May 22, 2024 07:17 PM (5fDan)

129 107 Republican House Leadership PAC pulled all its money out of Nevada today. Nevada is heavily gerrymandered. There is only one district that could be turned (Susie Lee)
Posted by: jeff

Same for New Mexico aka California East.

Posted by: lost in space at May 22, 2024 07:10 PM (glxRK)

Yet how much $$$ is put into election integrity, where it would REALLY matter.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 22, 2024 07:18 PM (ynpvh)

130 But of course CNN doesn't have the balls to do that.
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Plastic balls??

Paul Saladino, MD @paulsaladinomd May 21
Microplastics in your testicles?

This is how to reduce your exposure (do what's possible for you, don't let perfect be the enemy of good):

-Reverse osmosis filtered water + remineralization. Stop drinking from plastic bottles or cans lined with plastic (most don't realize cans are lined with plastic). (PMID: 3556467

-Plastic cutting board-> Wood. Easy switch. Huge reduction. (PMID: 37220346)

[...]
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Not an endorsement.
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) a

I remember the drive for plastic cutting boards because the cuts were easier to clean over wood thus less exposure to microbes. Then they actually measured the growth of microbes and wood was actually antibiotic compared to plastic.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 22, 2024 07:18 PM (eoQWY)

131 So there's some nasty weather headed for Corsicana. Prayers for my friends there.

Posted by: creeper at May 22, 2024 07:18 PM (M6moH)

132 I'm guessing Dr Jill cukolds poor Joe with the WH janitor.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 22, 2024 07:18 PM (RUMEY)

133 If the U.S. of A. was serious about fighting a war against Palestinian terrorists, they wouldn't helping Israel make the rubble bounce in Gaza.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 22, 2024 07:10 PM (dGCAG)

Well, they also wouldn’t have built a pier to help Hamas…

Besides, if Israel simply carpet bombed Gaza, those living it up in Doha wouldn’t have much to rule, or claim to rule.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 22, 2024 07:13 PM (8sMut)

Some people get their feelings hurt though, when it gets called a genocide.

But that's the point, this thing was never about eliminating Hamas. Hamas is useful. They serve a purpose, they wouldn't be there if they didn't.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 22, 2024 07:19 PM (dGCAG)

134 113 Chinese nationals who come to America wonder why Americans watch the news.

In China, nobody watches the the news, because they know it's propaganda.

This, is CNN.

Posted by: Axeman at May 22, 2024 07:12 PM (krQz2)

There's always the Russian way of watching news under Communism: look out for what's NOT being said...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 22, 2024 07:19 PM (ynpvh)

135 118
'Dr.Claw, perhaps you misunderstood me.
'
Orange. OK. I catch your drift now. The whole bunch would look better that way.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at May 22, 2024 07:19 PM (roH4R)

136 And advertisers spend millions of dollars to reach 2.5 million viewers? I don't think so.
They spend millions of dollars to have their overlords opinions voiced.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 22, 2024 07:12 PM (YdEcD)
Well, aren't their advertisers vaccines for hiv and stuff like that?

Posted by: Eromero at May 22, 2024 07:19 PM (NxC5+)

137 You'd be a fool if you did not apply for loan cancellation if you become eligible. The country is now every person for themselves, push women and children out of the way to get on a lifeboat.
Posted by: Gref at May 22, 2024 07:17 PM (5fDan)

Yup...democrats reward the selfish, greedy, four flushing lowlife grifters who only know how to take, take, take until there is nothing left to took.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 22, 2024 07:20 PM (R/m4+)

138 And her *** is bigger than the People’s Republic of NY. Total turnoff.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 22, 2024 07:15 PM


Hey now........

Posted by: Sir Mix A Lot at May 22, 2024 07:20 PM (QNSds)

139 I don't understand how these media companies continue to operate while paying "talent" seven and eight figure salaries. The only thing I can think off is that presumed "privately owned" media outlets are already receiving undocumented cash infusions through slush funds associated with tax payer monies. It would certainly go a long way to explain the out and out bias, as well as collusion on story approaches.

What are the odds that companies like CNN received off the books resources from those that benefit by their continued existence?

Posted by: Orson at May 22, 2024 07:21 PM (dIske)

140 Crazy Ivan.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 22, 2024 07:21 PM (QNSds)

141 Besides, if Israel simply carpet bombed Gaza, those living it up in Doha wouldn’t have much to rule, or claim to rule.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33
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And little Joe wouldn't collect his 10%.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 22, 2024 07:21 PM (YdEcD)

142 CNN.....naked newscasts...
Problem solved....

Posted by: Stateless at May 22, 2024 07:21 PM (jvJvP)

143
@POTUS just confirmed his 200th judge -- not an easy accomplishment with a narrow majority in the Senate. And more than half are women and people of color.

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Obama picked every damn one of them.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at May 22, 2024 07:22 PM (I87yH)

144 "The country is now every person for themselves"

Sums it up well. The American Dream turned to Desperation.

Posted by: gp Abides at May 22, 2024 07:22 PM (MvF+J)

145 142 CNN.....naked newscasts...
Problem solved....

Posted by: Stateless at May 22, 2024 07:21 PM (jvJvP)

Wouldn't work for the View.
Put it back on! For Pete's sake, PUT IT BACK ON!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 22, 2024 07:22 PM (ynpvh)

146 Wouldn't work for the View.
Put it back on! For Pete's sake, PUT IT BACK ON!
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 22, 2024 07:22 PM (ynpvh)

*shudders*

Eww

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 22, 2024 07:23 PM (RUMEY)

147
I don't understand how these media companies continue to operate while paying "talent" seven and eight figure salaries.

Posted by: Orson

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They belong to media conglomerates with profitable divisions that keep the fake news divisions afloat.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at May 22, 2024 07:23 PM (I87yH)

148 132 I'm guessing Dr Jill cukolds poor Joe with the WH janitor.
Posted by: AlaBAMA
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He does it because he wants to keep his job.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 22, 2024 07:24 PM (YdEcD)

149 She makes $172,000 a year and can’t afford an orthodontist?

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33
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Have you seen the price of croissants at LaGuardia?!

Posted by: AOC, quoted at May 22, 2024 07:24 PM (XeU6L)

150 Obama picked every damn one of them.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at May 22, 2024 07:22 PM (I87yH)

Well, Valerie Jarrett, but sure. Same thing.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 22, 2024 07:24 PM (dGCAG)

151 What are the odds that companies like CNN received off the books resources from those that benefit by their continued existence?
Posted by: Orson at May 22, 2024 07:21 PM (dIske)

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I doubt advertising can cover the expenses. So the money is coming from somewhere.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at May 22, 2024 07:25 PM (sEYaD)

152 The 'landing strip' to me is a woman saying, 'Sure I'm blond up here and dark haired down there. It happens.'

Shave it the hell off and you have some semblance of credibility.

'Americans for Truth in Landing Zones', who approve this message and are irresponsible for the content.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 22, 2024 07:01 PM (RKVpM)

Is this a big issue?

Pardon me if I go off on a rant, but men have no business expressing their preferences vis a vis public hair. You should be grateful for the one (there should be ONE) that you have access to.

The only reason this naked pussy issue is an issue at all is that men see way too many naked women, and now they're "aficionados" of what they imagine a pussy is supposed to look like. Self-selected public hair nazi thots have decided that God's work isn't good enough for them.

And yes, I saw Self-Selected Pubic Hair Nazi Thots open for Pussy Riot when I went to Russia to meet with Putin.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 22, 2024 07:25 PM (w6EFb)

153 >>Biden's lead over Trump in New York has fallen from 23 points in the (fake) 2020 elections to a nine point lead now.

Let's hope we have a, F**k This Sh*t, Trump landslide election.

A real Morning In America Moment.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 22, 2024 07:26 PM (XV/Pl)

154 CNN.....naked newscasts...
Problem solved....
Posted by: Stateless
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Uh, Wolf Blitzer?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 22, 2024 07:26 PM (XeU6L)

155 I'm guessing Dr Jill cukolds poor Joe with the WH janitor.
Posted by: AlaBAMA
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He does it because he wants to keep his job.
Posted by: Braenyard

Poor fellow - puts me in mind of Cyril's line from Archer:

"There isn't enough vasoline in the world..."

Posted by: John Drake Nearing the Caspian Sea at May 22, 2024 07:26 PM (u/Zei)

156 Obama picked every damn one of them.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at May 22, 2024 07:22 PM (I87yH)
There is iron in the words of Blonde Morticia.
-Ten Bears

Posted by: Eromero at May 22, 2024 07:26 PM (NxC5+)

157 Barack Obama @BarackObama
.@POTUS just confirmed his 200th judge -- not an easy accomplishment with a narrow majority in the Senate. And more than half are women and people of color.

The 50% or better governmental benchmark is written somewhere?

"Judges have the power to roll back progress or keep us moving forward; to protect our basic liberties or take them away. It's another reminder of what's at stake in this election, and why it's so important to vote."

Read carefully: "...or keep us moving forward." "To protect basic liberties or take them away."

O never hid it, at least during the 2nd administration.

Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at May 22, 2024 07:26 PM (NFX2v)

158 CNN suffered its worst ratings among primetime viewers in the most coveted demographic by advertisers -- dealing a gut punch to embattled new boss Mark Thompson.

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They know what they can do but it would have to be completely radical, revolutionary even like report truthfully. Wow! What a concept? And I give the advice freely.

Posted by: Decaf at May 22, 2024 07:26 PM (unUNN)

159 I doubt advertising can cover the expenses. So the money is coming from somewhere.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at May 22, 2024 07:25 PM (sEYaD)

All these Statist government mouthpieces are divisions of larger companies. There’s your additional funding.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 22, 2024 07:27 PM (8sMut)

160 131 So there's some nasty weather headed for Corsicana. Prayers for my friends there.
Posted by: creeper at May 22, 2024 07:18 PM (M6moH)

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Im not there right now but I go there about every couple of weeks on a project.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at May 22, 2024 07:28 PM (sEYaD)

161 Karine Jean-Pierre says it is not Joe Biden's job to secure the Southern Border when asked why he doesn't take executive action.

"Why should he have to do it."

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Could it be because he swore an oath to do it?

Posted by: Decaf at May 22, 2024 07:28 PM (unUNN)

162 He does it because he wants to keep his job.
Posted by: Braenyard
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I just couldn't do it anymore.

Posted by: Zombie Obama chef at May 22, 2024 07:28 PM (XeU6L)

163
All these Statist government mouthpieces are divisions of larger companies. There’s your additional funding.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 22, 2024 07:27 PM (8sMut)

————

So they like losing money?

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at May 22, 2024 07:29 PM (sEYaD)

164 Pardon me if I go off on a rant, but men have no business expressing their preferences vis a vis public hair. You should be grateful for the one (there should be ONE) that you have access to.

The only reason this naked pussy issue is an issue at all is that men see way too many naked women, and now they're "aficionados" of what they imagine a pussy is supposed to look like. Self-selected public hair nazi thots have decided that God's work isn't good enough for them.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 22, 2024 07:25 PM (w6EFb


Now do pubic hair.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 22, 2024 07:29 PM (RUMEY)

165 Of course media orgs get dark money from taxpayers Fed printing, and foreign debt. Everyone in the ruling class wallows in it. It's all a big slush fund for Good People.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 22, 2024 07:29 PM (0FoWg)

166 They belong to media conglomerates with profitable divisions that keep the fake news divisions afloat.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at May 22, 2024 07:23 PM (I87yH)

____________________

That doesn't float. Warner Bros/Discovery owns CNN. WB lost $2.1 Billion last year and another $400 million this year. How do they continue to operate?

Posted by: Orson at May 22, 2024 07:29 PM (dIske)

167 "men have no business expressing their preferences vis a vis public hair."

I deserve an Attaboy for never having so expounded. (I won't get it.)

Posted by: gp Abides at May 22, 2024 07:29 PM (MvF+J)

168 Read carefully: "...or keep us moving forward." "To protect basic liberties or take them away."

O never hid it, at least during the 2nd administration.

Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at May 22, 2024 07:26 PM


No he did not.....matter of fact he campaigned on fundamentally changing America and got elected twice.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 22, 2024 07:30 PM (QNSds)

169 osted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 22, 2024 07:25 PM

Not everyone here is a Hardwoodian, Miley.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 22, 2024 07:31 PM (a3Q+t)

170 Yet how much $$$ is put into election integrity, where it would REALLY matter.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 22, 2024 07:18 PM (ynpvh)

Nevada just legalized, during Covid, the way we were always saying the cheat happened. Mail in votes. Always just enough to turn elections beyond instant recount.
I'm a second Tuesday in November absolutist. Been screaming about how all that crap allows for cheating for 25 years now.
Doesn't matter now. Our contribution to the right side will be Amodei and that is all.
The cheat in Clark county is too much. It'll be worse this time. 120% turnout.

Posted by: Reforger at May 22, 2024 07:32 PM (B705c)

171 "Coincidentally, they share a hairdresser. I don't mean the same guy cuts their hair, I mean they both share him."





Dying....


fnlol

Posted by: eleven at May 22, 2024 07:32 PM (iziT8)

172
Punic War >>>> Pubic War

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 22, 2024 07:32 PM (MoZTd)

173 KJP is getting porky. She could use some Ozempic injections to slim down and to make herself presentable.

I'm willing to offer her a new delivery device to administer the appropriate dosing she needs in her high stress capacity.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 22, 2024 07:32 PM (fY84s)

174 Who the fuck is still watching Fox News?

Shame on you

Shame

On

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Gutfeld is the best comedy show on TV.

Posted by: Decaf at May 22, 2024 07:34 PM (unUNN)

175 No he did not.....matter of fact he campaigned on fundamentally changing America and got elected twice.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS)
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Err, he got elected once and won the ballot twice.
The steal ever perfected.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 22, 2024 07:34 PM (JjNlG)

176 Punic War >>>> Pubic War
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 22, 2024 07:32 PM


You're kidding, right?

Posted by: Hugh Hefner & Bob Guccione at May 22, 2024 07:34 PM (a3Q+t)

177 If we're fighting the pubic war again, I gotta go home and get my tunic.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 22, 2024 07:35 PM (RUMEY)

178 I remember when you could do kollidge at an Ivy League school for $10K/yr.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist

At the cow college I attended way back, I'd pay about $500 for tuition and books per semester. But I could sell the books back after the end of the semester.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at May 22, 2024 07:35 PM (Cp1vk)

179 169 osted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 22, 2024 07:25 PM

Not everyone here is a Hardwoodian, Miley.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 22, 2024 07:31 PM (a3Q+t)
That song about Hair by James Rado and Gerome Ragni.

Posted by: Eromero at May 22, 2024 07:35 PM (NxC5+)

180 Bush, hardwood, landing strip.

Whatever.

It's all in the execution.

Posted by: eleven at May 22, 2024 07:36 PM (iziT8)

181 Pardon me if I go off on a rant, but men have no business expressing their preferences vis a vis public hair. You should be grateful for the one (there should be ONE) that you have access to.

The only reason this naked pussy issue is an issue at all is that men see way too many naked women, and now they're "aficionados" of what they imagine a pussy is supposed to look like. Self-selected public hair nazi thots have decided that God's work isn't good enough for them.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 22, 2024 07:25 PM (w6EFb
Now do pubic hair.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 22, 2024 07:29 PM (RUMEY)

I like pubic hair.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 22, 2024 07:36 PM (R/m4+)

182 Wonder who was the first playboy centerfold to install the hardwoods.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 22, 2024 07:36 PM (RUMEY)

183 Tribbing videos are much more attractive clean shaven.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 22, 2024 07:37 PM (JjNlG)

184 Punic War >>>> Pubic War
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Wait a minute ... which one requires me to cross the Alps with elephants?

Posted by: Hannbal Barca at May 22, 2024 07:37 PM (u/Zei)

185 "Gutfeld is the best comedy show on TV."

All the clips I see of it, he can't get his own audience to laugh.

Posted by: gp Abides at May 22, 2024 07:38 PM (MvF+J)

186 There's always the Russian way of watching news under Communism: look out for what's NOT being said...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 22, 2024 07:19 PM (ynpvh)

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That is still the case in Russia as well.

Posted by: Decaf at May 22, 2024 07:38 PM (unUNN)

187 Hahahah.

Biden is trying to hire a memelord for his campaign.

https://tinyurl.com/4t5ddkjs

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 22, 2024 07:39 PM (RUMEY)

188 I like all kinds

Posted by: Monsuier Pubis at May 22, 2024 07:40 PM (NtVYv)

189 You should be grateful for the one (there should be ONE) that you have access to.

Is this a callback to the "sparkle sparkle" (or whatever it was) that the TikTokians are embracing?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 22, 2024 07:40 PM (a3Q+t)

190 Hahahah.

Biden is trying to hire a memelord for his campaign.

_____________________

He is a walking meme

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 22, 2024 07:40 PM (NtVYv)

191 Punic War >>>> Pubic War
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Wait a minute ... which one requires me to cross the Alps with elephants?
Posted by: Hannbal Barca

It's the togas, dude. Like an aesthetic thing.

Posted by: Scipio Africanus at May 22, 2024 07:41 PM (u/Zei)

192 At the cow college I attended way back, I'd pay about $500 for tuition and books per semester. But I could sell the books back after the end of the semester.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at May 22, 2024 07:35 PM (Cp1vk)

Don't talk that way about cow colleges ...

Not that I got my degree from Cornell via the AG school, and anyone who says that is a big fat meany ... probably a Trumpista, and a COVID denier.

Posted by: Keith Olbermann in his bathtub at May 22, 2024 07:41 PM (TTAGa)

193 Sorry I'm late.

Berkey Fluoride Filters (PF-2™ Pack of 2
https://shorturl.at/UgBg1

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 22, 2024 07:43 PM (llON8)

194 All the clips I see of it, he can't get his own audience to laugh.
Posted by: gp Abides at May 22, 2024 07:38 PM (MvF+J)
===

He often makes people uncomfortable.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 22, 2024 07:43 PM (RIvkX)

195 Scott Pressler now asking if any homeless want to move to PA. He'll register them to vote R.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at May 22, 2024 07:43 PM (yeEu9)

196 Ahhh, something something delenda est...

No, it doesn't have the same oomph.

Posted by: Cato at May 22, 2024 07:43 PM (u/Zei)

197 She makes $172,000 a year and can’t afford an orthodontist?
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33

I read an X post that claimed even though she been in congress only 6 years after being a bartender, she's worth $29 million now.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at May 22, 2024 07:44 PM (Cp1vk)

198 ...Not everyone here is a Hardwoodian, Miley.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 22, 2024 07:31 PM (a3Q+t)



The Traditional American Man, aka a notcomplainian.

Any way he is ever presented with it, he should be simply pleased and grateful, and NOT COMPLAININ!

(unless hygiene was an issue, then he oughta be a gethisselfouttathereinian)



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 22, 2024 07:44 PM (e6UQI)

199 nood

Posted by: gp Abides at May 22, 2024 07:44 PM (MvF+J)

200 My freshman year tuition in current dollars would be $45,000.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 22, 2024 07:45 PM (RIvkX)

201 Poor Carthage

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 22, 2024 07:45 PM (RUMEY)

202 How does tm ) become a smiley???

...oh well, stupid website says they're in stock and also that they're sold out. Slackers.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 22, 2024 07:45 PM (llON8)

203 Can blame Kemp and Ratshtburger for the 200 Biden judges. I hope they're proud of themselves.

Posted by: torabora at May 22, 2024 07:45 PM (/uWNI)

204 tm)

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 22, 2024 07:45 PM (ZdexC)

205 Screaming in Digital, you gonna sit there and let them talk trash about cow colleges?

Posted by: Eromero at May 22, 2024 07:46 PM (NxC5+)

206 Which is superior an Agronomy degree or a Women's Studies degree from Cornell?

Posted by: Braenyard at May 22, 2024 07:46 PM (JjNlG)

207 2™ Pack of

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 22, 2024 07:47 PM (ZdexC)

208 152
...
Pardon me if I go off on a rant, but men have no business expressing their preferences vis a vis public hair. You should be grateful for the one (there should be ONE) that you have access to.

The only reason this naked pussy issue is an issue at all is that men see way too many naked women, and now they're "aficionados" of what they imagine a pussy is supposed to look like. Self-selected public hair nazi thots have decided that God's work isn't good enough for them.
...

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 22, 2024 07:25 PM (w6EFb)

Now do axillas.
Okay, yes; if the area is exposed publically, that's another matter...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 22, 2024 07:47 PM (ynpvh)

209 2™ Pack of
close paren added

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 22, 2024 07:48 PM (ZdexC)

210 2™ )

It must treat the ™ as a ;

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 22, 2024 07:49 PM (ZdexC)

211 Doesn't matter now. Our contribution to the right side will be Amodei and that is all.
The cheat in Clark county is too much. It'll be worse this time. 120% turnout.
Posted by: Reforger at May 22, 2024 07:32 PM (B705c)

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Unfortunately nothing can be done about it. To bad this country doesn’t allow gun ownership to stop tyrants from stealing elections.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at May 22, 2024 07:49 PM (sEYaD)

212 178 I remember when you could do kollidge at an Ivy League school for $10K/yr.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist

At the cow college I attended way back, I'd pay about $500 for tuition and books per semester. But I could sell the books back after the end of the semester.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at May 22, 2024 07:35 PM (Cp1vk)

At the Uni it was $500/semester, books extra. At the JC, it was $50/semester, $10 for parking permit + books.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 22, 2024 07:52 PM (ynpvh)

213 184 Punic War >>>> Pubic War
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Wait a minute ... which one requires me to cross the Alps with elephants?

Posted by: Hannbal Barca at May 22, 2024 07:37 PM (u/Zei)

It'll end up a Pyrrhic victory either way...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 22, 2024 07:53 PM (ynpvh)

214 men have no business expressing their preferences vis a vis public hair. You should be grateful for the one (there should be ONE) that you have access to.

So I should only have access to 1 pubic hair?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 22, 2024 07:55 PM (ynpvh)

215 There's a trillion in student loan debt. Bribem isn't moving the needle down....it goes up every semester.

Posted by: torabora at May 22, 2024 07:58 PM (/uWNI)

216 >>>Pardon me if I go off on a rant, but men have no business expressing their preferences vis a vis public hair. You should be grateful for the one (there should be ONE) that you have access to.

>My harem prefers I trim (not shave) my sage brush annually because it adds two inches and it's a proper preparation for the summer heat.

Keep the ladies happy, I say!

Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 22, 2024 07:59 PM (fY84s)

217 What am I? Chopped liver?

Posted by: Merkin at May 22, 2024 08:00 PM (/uWNI)

218 BREAKING: The average house price doubled in Detroit, from $1 to $2.

Posted by: SMOD at May 22, 2024 08:06 PM (GITLP)

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