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Biden Announces Another Multibillion Dollar Giveaway of Republican Taxpayer Money to Democrat Layabouts
Update: Trump Tied with Biden in NH; No One Shows Up to Hear Biden "Speak" in NH

The president is allowed to make up laws and direct how taxpayer funds will be spent without the input of Congress. Didn't you know that, Racist?

Biden announces additional $7.7B in student loan handouts: "Billions more in election year giveaways"


The Biden administration has announced a new $7.7 billion student debt relief initiative for 160,000 borrowers, a move that has been criticized by Republicans as "unconstitutional" and an "election year giveaway."

The $7.7 billion relief package will benefit three categories of borrowers: those receiving Public Service Loan Forgiveness (PSLF), those enrolled in President Biden's Saving on a Valuable Education (SAVE) Plan, and those receiving forgiveness on income-driven repayment (IDR) due to administrative adjustments.

As of this announcement, the Biden administration has cleared more than $167 billion in student loan debt for 4.75 million Americans in what Trump campaign Senior Advisor Jason Miller described as "Billions more in election year giveaways."

Republicans have criticized the move as unconstitutional and unfair to the American people, with some citing a 2022 Supreme Court ruling that the Biden administration overstepped its authority when it announced it would cancel up to $400 billion in student loans.

Biden's going to be announcing a lot of Jackpot Giveaways. And reminding voters of his previous government spending. He visited New Hampshire to make the less-controversial announcement about signing an actual Congress-passed law in 2022 increasing benefits for veterans.

And why was he doing a campaign event in New Hampshire at all?

Because Trump has tied him there, albeit with both getting much less than a majority of support.

SHOCK POLL: Trump Tied With Biden in Blue New Hampshire
Posted to Politics May 20, 2024 by Michael Graham


Democrats have all but owned the Granite State's four Electoral College votes, winning seven of the past eight presidential contests -- including Joe Biden's eight-point victory over President Donald Trump in 2020.

But the latest NHJournal/Praecones Analytica poll finds Biden tied with Trump in New Hampshire, putting him at risk of becoming the first Democrat to lose the state since Al Gore in 2000.

The poll puts Trump ever-so-slightly ahead at 36.6%, with Biden at 36.5%, and RFKJr. at 14.6%.

Update: A commenter reminded me that barely anyone showed up to hear " " " the president " " " speak in blue New Hampshire.

[T]he reaction to the speech that he was able to generate, or perhaps not generate, was also something. You would normally think that someone who's allegedly the leader of the free world would be able to draw a lot of people. Instead, you'd have more tables, people, and excitement at the senior center on bingo night, some observed. It looked like he couldn't even fill a room, which is a very sad showing.

It looked like they had a few select attendees for the speech and that was it.

As the NH Journal observed, there were more Trump folks who had been lined up along the road outside against Biden than people inside.

But comparing it to bingo wasn't exactly fair, the NH Journal noted, because bingo is fun.

It's like a Who's Who of Who Farted?

I don't even know what that means!

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:20 PM




Comments

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1 st!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 22, 2024 12:20 PM (d04cU)

2 Sponge!

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 22, 2024 12:21 PM (N39Ws)

3 Perhaps MarineVet can enlighten us as to why Biden's giveaway of our money is a good thing.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 22, 2024 12:21 PM (CsUN+)

4
Bring out the Hellman's!

Posted by: Bring Out The Best! at May 22, 2024 12:21 PM (V5BDR)

5 Mush Head does need to make amends with NH since he dissed the state's democratic voters because NH insists on being the first in the nation to vote in a primary.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 22, 2024 12:21 PM (N39Ws)

6 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 22, 2024 12:21 PM (Zz0t1)

7 More free stuff...

Posted by: It's me donna at May 22, 2024 12:21 PM (Akjoo)

8 I've seen lots of people providing lots of analysis of electoral votes and which candidate has to win which states to win overall, but I confess I haven't noticed if they usually assign NH to Biden or Trump. Does anyone know?

Posted by: Archimedes at May 22, 2024 12:22 PM (CsUN+)

9 Owebama changed Owebamacare after it was law without following any procedure whatsoever.

This shocks no one.

No one is above the law, unless you're a Democrat, then there ARE no laws, so you're not above anything.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 22, 2024 12:22 PM (Zz0t1)

10 Where is my handout? I still won't vote for him, but since he's dedicated to driving up inflation I might as well get something along the way.

Which is why pandering fails. Cause all the Peters will want to get the graft going to all the Pauls as well.

Posted by: Bete at May 22, 2024 12:23 PM (LX4y3)

11 SHOCK POLL: Trump Tied With Biden in Blue New Hampshire
Posted to Politics May 20, 2024 by Michael Graham


-

How does this correspond to the bellweather areas Trump swept in 2020?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men don't care about women's accomplishments, only looks and not nagging at May 22, 2024 12:23 PM (ICJ9S)

12 More gender studies barristas will be able to afford those hygiene products.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 22, 2024 12:23 PM (1/IsW)

13 ...RFKJr. at 14.6%.

***

I swear we live in the stupidest f****** timeline.

Posted by: Azathoth at May 22, 2024 12:23 PM (wb1YC)

14 People like to frame this as giving away "taxpayer money."

However, considering the government has already spent all of its collected taxpayer money by this point, almost all of this has to be borrowed money from the future.

Wimpy "I will gladly pay you tomorrow for a hamburger today" ain't got nothin' on FJB's completely reckless borrowing and spending spree.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 22, 2024 12:23 PM (si1C0)

15 The $7.7 billion relief package will benefit three categories of borrowers: those receiving Public Service Loan Forgiveness (PSLF), those enrolled in President Biden's Saving on a Valuable Education (SAVE) Plan, and those receiving forgiveness on income-driven repayment (IDR) due to administrative adjustments.
++++
So junior bureaucrats get it written off and those otherwise on the vote farm get yet another deferral?

Good strategy, actually. Party men have the problem go away entirely and the outsiders get the message that they'd best stay on the reservation if they want more goodies.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 22, 2024 12:23 PM (d04cU)

16 Vermont, the Granita State

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 22, 2024 12:23 PM (J2vNu)

17 Is there any state that fails to live up its motto more than New Hampshire?

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at May 22, 2024 12:23 PM (tXFoB)

18 Hi Ace

Just reading abut that NH poll. Most interesting part is Kennedy's number. New England retains a fondness for the Kennedy name no matter how much negative stuff is said. If he gets on the ballot in 50 states, it could significantly affect Ds ability to steal the election as it will only affect seriously blue states.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 22, 2024 12:23 PM (t/2Uw)

19 I’m so old I remember when Presidents abided by scotus rulings.

Posted by: Montec at May 22, 2024 12:23 PM (Y6Wgg)

20 Really First!!!

Posted by: New Hampshire Presidential Primary at May 22, 2024 12:24 PM (w9Wax)

21 As of this announcement, the Biden administration has cleared more than $167 billion in student loan debt for 4.75 million Americans ...
++++
But we couldn't muster up $10 billion for a border wall.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 22, 2024 12:24 PM (d04cU)

22 Voters in NH seem jazzed to vote for the Turnip. Tens of them showed up to cheer him on.

Posted by: 81 Million Votes My Rump!! at May 22, 2024 12:24 PM (V5BDR)

23 Does anyone know?
Posted by: Archimedes at May 22, 2024 12:22 PM


Does anyone really care?
If so, I can't imagine why ...

Posted by: Chicago, home of the 2024 Coronation Event at May 22, 2024 12:24 PM (a3Q+t)

24 Any updates on that terror attack on the RNC?

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 22, 2024 12:24 PM (1/IsW)

25 The poll puts Trump ever-so-slightly ahead at 36.6%, with Biden at 36.5%, and RFKJr. at 14.6%.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:20 PM



It's not spasms.....Its just that jizz in my throat.

Posted by: Junior at May 22, 2024 12:24 PM (Zz0t1)

26 The poll puts Trump ever-so-slightly ahead at 36.6%, with Biden at 36.5%, and RFKJr. at 14.6%.
++++
Was there a two-candidate poll there?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 22, 2024 12:24 PM (d04cU)

27 The deadbeats that take advantage of these vote-buying schemes ought to be charged income tax on their "free" handouts.

But they won't. Not under the "Biden" junta, anyway.

Posted by: GM27, SEP Field Technician at May 22, 2024 12:25 PM (pgwxJ)

28 But we couldn't muster up $10 billion for a border wall.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 22, 2024 12:24 PM (d04cU)
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I thought it was a measly *$5 billion*...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 22, 2024 12:25 PM (si1C0)

29 Afternoon Ace. I'm sure, absolutely sure that the Republicans in Congress in response to Biden's loan bailouts will send the most harshly worded letter ever.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 22, 2024 12:25 PM (enVpg)

30 Isn't New hampshire where they ran that game on the witch... where they stole it for the incumbent and McConnel just said the voters picked a bad candidate...
Ah, back then we still fell for that game.

Posted by: Inogame at May 22, 2024 12:25 PM (53oGX)

31 Again, ExxonMobile says Biden will force gas prices to pre covid levels this summer.

He will buy his reelection, regardless of cost because money means nothing to democrats. You people make plenty for them to take.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 22, 2024 12:26 PM (Zz0t1)

32 I thought it was a measly *$5 billion*...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 22, 2024 12:25 PM (si1C0)
++++
That was the reworked number, IIRC, but I think the first budget was estimated at around $10 billion. I could well be wrong.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 22, 2024 12:26 PM (d04cU)

33 We are post law. It's simply who has the power to enforce their will.

They still use a cover of law to fool the rubes, but there is no law.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at May 22, 2024 12:26 PM (JMAcK)

34 Abortion will be the most important issue
To appease his base Trump is coming out against contraception

In a "Unified Reich" a fetus belongs to the state, not the mother

Posted by: Paul banned at May 22, 2024 12:26 PM (AdUth)

35 This is all Biden knows how to do - it is the only 'tool' in his political toolbox: write a big check!

Which makes sense when you think about the Biden family business of recieving big checks from those who want him to do their bidding. His world involves getting money from one entity and then writing a big check from Uncle Same to another entity.

Frightening.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 22, 2024 12:27 PM (cCVOS)

36 Does anyone really think RFK is getting 15% of the vote? If he ends up with more than 1% in any competitive state I’ll be shocked.
In deep red or deepBlue states I can see him getting 5% because a lot of people will figure who cares, Biden/trump is winning my state by 15 so I’ll do a protest vote.

But in closely contested races everyone will come home to Team Blue by October.

Posted by: Montec at May 22, 2024 12:27 PM (Y6Wgg)

37 Just reading abut that NH poll. Most interesting part is Kennedy's number. New England retains a fondness for the Kennedy name no matter how much negative stuff is said. If he gets on the ballot in 50 states, it could significantly affect Ds ability to steal the election as it will only affect seriously blue states.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 22, 2024 12:23 PM (t/2Uw)



The entire Kennedy family came out for Biden.

I think that has a significant effect here.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 22, 2024 12:27 PM (Zz0t1)

38 In 2016 Trump was over Hillary in a few polls in Vermont after Bernie got the shaft.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at May 22, 2024 12:27 PM (tXFoB)

39 In a "Unified Reich" a fetus belongs to the state, not the mother



ABORT! ABORT!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 22, 2024 12:27 PM (Zz0t1)

40 In a "Unified Reich" a fetus belongs to the state, not the mother

-

Or father.

Do you think the dad should have some say in his DNA, and if he wants it aborted then he's off the hook for child support?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men don't care about women's accomplishments, only looks and not nagging at May 22, 2024 12:28 PM (ICJ9S)

41
U of M did away with grades, so, why not just collect the Bidenbucks and hand 'em over for the diploma?

Joey's staff makes Maoists envy their Chinese laundry.

Posted by: Auspex at May 22, 2024 12:28 PM (j4U/Z)

42 It's funny how Biden keeps doing things that SCOTUS has told him are unconstitutional. I guess he's a modern-day Andrew Jackson, waiting for SCOTUS' army to put him in check; Congress certainly won't, even though they have ultimate power of the purse-strings. It's all just Bukake theater.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 22, 2024 12:28 PM (ynpvh)

43 If Robert really wants to catch fire with the Dem electorate, he should try drowning a girl in a lake.

Posted by: Kopecne Consulting at May 22, 2024 12:28 PM (hgCJ3)

44 >>Again, ExxonMobile says Biden will force gas prices to pre covid levels this summer.


I hope Israel takes out the Iranian Refineries and Shipping Depots.

That would fix Joe Biden's plans.

Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2024 12:28 PM (gmlRP)

45 appease his base Trump is coming out against contraception

Just like Romney!! 😂
I see Paul and the left is dusting off the 2012 playbook,

Posted by: Montec at May 22, 2024 12:28 PM (Y6Wgg)

46 Do I at least get a picture of the PhD student I'm sponsoring?

Posted by: Inquiring mind at May 22, 2024 12:28 PM (YXWH7)

47 I wish to thank William Shatner's hairpiece for more than 70 years of fine entertainment and understated acting. Wish our so-called president had such a fine legacy.

Posted by: Lifetime Achievement Award at May 22, 2024 12:28 PM (V5BDR)

48 And the students can earn up to $125,000/year and still qualify!

I never made $125,000--why should I pay for their damn college??

Posted by: PJ at May 22, 2024 12:28 PM (G1dq6)

49 Free shit fo erreybody!

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 22, 2024 12:28 PM (JTwsP)

50 In 2016 Trump was over Hillary in a few polls in Vermont after Bernie got the shaft.

Tell me more about this "getting the shaft" thing.

Posted by: Pete B. at May 22, 2024 12:29 PM (CsUN+)

51 I think we're at the "Panem et Circenses" stage of the Republic.

Next up: political assassinations, some sort of civil war, and Empire.

Like the man said, history doesn't repeat itself, but is does rhyme.

Posted by: Patrick Carroll at May 22, 2024 12:29 PM (7Ozoq)

52 Democrats have all but owned the Granite State's four Electoral College votes, winning seven of the past eight presidential contests -- including Joe Biden's eight-point victory over President Donald Trump in 2020.



Ideology doesn't buy groceries.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 22, 2024 12:29 PM (ofCHO)

53 43 If Robert really wants to catch fire with the Dem electorate, he should try drowning a girl in a lake.

Posted by: Kopecne Consulting at May 22, 2024 12:28 PM (hgCJ3)

From the rivers to the seas...watch out for Kennedys

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 22, 2024 12:29 PM (ynpvh)

54 The entire Kennedy family came out for Biden.

***

One of the great things about the coming economic collapse of this country and all of the disaster that comes after is going to be sitting back watching people like the Kennedys and journalists try to survive on their wits while having the self-defense skills of a 3-year-old after a big meal.

Posted by: Azathoth at May 22, 2024 12:29 PM (wb1YC)

55 >>>Voters in NH seem jazzed to vote for the Turnip. Tens of them showed up to cheer him on.

I updated with this, thank you.

>>>8 Hi Ace
Just reading abut that NH poll. Most interesting part is Kennedy's number. New England retains a fondness for the Kennedy name no matter how much negative stuff is said. If he gets on the ballot in 50 states, it could significantly affect Ds ability to steal the election as it will only affect seriously blue states.

yup!

Posted by: ace at May 22, 2024 12:29 PM (KRtlO)

56 Is there any state that fails to live up its motto more than New Hampshire?
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at May 22, 2024 12:23 PM (tXFoB)

Eau contraire,mon Amis MAGA Ken.
It’s just that we haven’t included the local MassHole invaders on the no-limit pest hunting list.

Posted by: RI Red at May 22, 2024 12:30 PM (T9WMp)

57 Again, for every dollar Biden spends without congressional approval he should get a bill if Trump wins.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 22, 2024 12:30 PM (ibTVg)

58 I have a technical question: what happens when these are ruled illegal and the debts are placed back on?

Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 22, 2024 12:30 PM (lTGtQ)

59 30 Isn't New hampshire where they ran that game on the witch... where they stole it for the incumbent and McConnel just said the voters picked a bad candidate...
Ah, back then we still fell for that game.
Posted by: Inogame at May 22, 2024 12:25 PM (53oGX)

——-

Delaware.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at May 22, 2024 12:30 PM (tXFoB)

60 >>In 2016 Trump was over Hillary in a few polls in Vermont after Bernie got the shaft.


Bernie didn't 'get' the shaft.

Bernie bent over, spread his ass cheeks, got his check and then he backed into the shaft.

Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2024 12:30 PM (gmlRP)

61 56 Is there any state that fails to live up its motto more than New Hampshire?
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at May 22, 2024 12:23 PM (tXFoB)

Eau contraire,mon Amis MAGA Ken.
It’s just that we haven’t included the local MassHole invaders on the no-limit pest hunting list.

Posted by: RI Red at May 22, 2024 12:30 PM (T9WMp)

NJ is the garden state...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 22, 2024 12:30 PM (ynpvh)

62 61 56 Is there any state that fails to live up its motto more than New Hampshire?
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at May 22, 2024 12:23 PM (tXFoB)

Eau contraire,mon Amis MAGA Ken.
It’s just that we haven’t included the local MassHole invaders on the no-limit pest hunting list.

Posted by: RI Red at May 22, 2024 12:30 PM (T9WMp)

NJ is the garden state...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 22, 2024 12:30 PM (ynpvh)

Kali the golden state...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 22, 2024 12:30 PM (ynpvh)

63 From the rivers to the seas...watch out for Kennedys
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 22, 2024 12:29 PM (ynpvh)


If the car don't float you gotta vote!

Posted by: Am I doing this right? at May 22, 2024 12:30 PM (PiwSw)

64 Sununu is everything wrong with the GOPe

Posted by: 18-1 at May 22, 2024 12:31 PM (ibTVg)

65 It's like a Who's Who? of Who Farted?

I don't even know what that means!
Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:20 PM



Hoof Hearted? Ice Melted!!!

Posted by: Jackie Martling at May 22, 2024 12:31 PM (Zz0t1)

66 Is it too late for me to take out a student loan and not hafta pay it back ?

Posted by: JT at May 22, 2024 12:31 PM (T4tVD)

67 58 I have a technical question: what happens when these are ruled illegal and the debts are placed back on?

Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 22, 2024 12:30 PM (lTGtQ)

Too late, the money is spent. Try getting it back. (it's called a kick-back; gotta pay the folks that convert kids into commies)
1-800-Com-4-Kids

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 22, 2024 12:31 PM (ynpvh)

68 If I "identify" as a student loan holder, can I get some of this action?

Posted by: BignJames at May 22, 2024 12:31 PM (AwYPR)

69 A commenter reminded me that barely anyone showed up to hear " " " the president " " " speak in blue New Hampshire.

========

They don't need enthusiasm.

They need people to accept unrealistic turnout numbers in deep blue enclaves.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 22, 2024 12:32 PM (cD1dp)

70 Those who think leftards will wake up with reality slapping it's dick in their face are delusional. Leftardism is a mental disease, and facts are not a cure.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 22, 2024 12:32 PM (pohLc)

71 A commenter reminded me that barely anyone showed up to hear " " " the president " " " speak in blue New Hampshire.

I'd also have put quotes around "speak".

Posted by: Archimedes at May 22, 2024 12:32 PM (CsUN+)

72 The New England states are a lost cause. I grew up in CT and lived in MA after college until 3 years ago. Every election, no matter how enthusiastic the conservative side, Rs can never get more than 45% of the vote. It is like that entire part of the country is ruled by women who have never experienced an orgasm and are therefore completely dissatisfied with life. They keep hoping that if they can just find that perfect Democrat, they will be fulfilled.
Unfortunately, they are looking in all the wrong places.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 22, 2024 12:32 PM (t/2Uw)

73 63 From the rivers to the seas...watch out for Kennedys
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 22, 2024 12:29 PM (ynpvh)

If the car don't float you gotta vote!

Posted by: Am I doing this right? at May 22, 2024 12:30 PM (PiwSw)

Vote for me, Jack...or you ain't Black!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 22, 2024 12:32 PM (ynpvh)

74 ace, if you're still around here's something interesting from Morgan Stanley:

"Based on Census Bureau historical data and Morgan Stanley forecasts, 45% of prime working age women (ages 25-44) will be single by 2030—the largest share in history—up from 41% in 2018."

https://tinyurl.com/26m9hnkn




I like how they say "prime working age women" and not the obvious other prime age job. Spoiler alert: That's not good.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men don't care about women's accomplishments, only looks and not nagging at May 22, 2024 12:32 PM (ICJ9S)

75 Biden should implement an unconstitutional scheme to give billions of taxpayer dollars to the least affluent resident of Ohio’s most affluent city.

Posted by: Oglebay at May 22, 2024 12:32 PM (7fVdQ)

76 Voters in NH seem jazzed to vote for the Turnip. Tens of them showed up to cheer him on.
---
We've had guest speakers on the campus where I work that have attracted bigger crowds.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 22, 2024 12:33 PM (si1C0)

77 RFK Jr will definitely take votes from Biden. The Kennedy name resonates with Dem elite, but no body else cares that the family is coming out for Biden. RFK Jr is causing younger Dems and some independents to listen to him. They are dim but they would voted , if at all, for Biden not Trump

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 22, 2024 12:33 PM (enVpg)

78 57 Again, for every dollar Biden spends without congressional approval he should get a bill if Trump wins.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 22, 2024 12:30 PM (ibTVg)

He can call it a loan repayment...

Posted by: Inogame at May 22, 2024 12:33 PM (53oGX)

79 Trump voters> Press> Biden audience

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 22, 2024 12:33 PM (hUXNz)

80 Sununu is everything wrong with the GOPe
Posted by: 18-1 at May 22, 2024 12:31 PM (ibTVg)



Tee Hee!

Posted by: Brad Raffensperger at May 22, 2024 12:33 PM (Zz0t1)

81 NJ is the garden state...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 22, 2024 12:30 PM (ynpvh)

Kali the golden state...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 22, 2024 12:30 PM (ynpvh)

Pennsylvania is the pothole state !

Posted by: JT at May 22, 2024 12:33 PM (T4tVD)

82 Well the IRS 'could' garnish their wages until the full amount is paid back.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 22, 2024 12:33 PM (1/IsW)

83 As Spock would say Double Fuck Biden.

I have paid cash money for 5 degrees and am paying cash for another now.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 22, 2024 12:33 PM (ENQN6)

84 ——-

Delaware.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at May 22, 2024 12:30 PM (tXFoB)

Ah, thanks

Posted by: Inogame at May 22, 2024 12:33 PM (53oGX)

85 >>>I'd also have put quotes around "speak".

I did that in the headline!

Posted by: ace at May 22, 2024 12:33 PM (KRtlO)

86 I have it on good authority from a commenter in the last thread that Ace loves Trump more than his Vespa, J. Crew Messenger Bag, and cordless drill COMBINED!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 22, 2024 12:33 PM (a3Q+t)

87 77 RFK Jr will definitely take votes from Biden. The Kennedy name resonates with Dem elite, but no body else cares that the family is coming out for Biden. RFK Jr is causing younger Dems and some independents to listen to him. They are dim but they would voted , if at all, for Biden not Trump
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 22, 2024 12:33 PM (enVpg)

========

He will also underperform his polls as most voters "come home" for the actual election.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 22, 2024 12:33 PM (cD1dp)

88 Just reading abut that NH poll. Most interesting part is Kennedy's number. New England retains a fondness for the Kennedy name no matter how much negative stuff is said. If he gets on the ballot in 50 states, it could significantly affect Ds ability to steal the election as it will only affect seriously blue states.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 22, 2024 12:23 PM (t/2Uw)


Somewhat disagree with you on this. There are many Republican voters who have Trump fatigue. They don't like him or his tone , style, etc. They are looking favorably at RFK even though he is not aligned with them politically. I think many of these people are casual observers to the political realm. They don't follow things enough to know that RFK wants to imprison so-called "climate deniers", and they don't know how truly anti-2A he is. In short -- they are the Low Information Voters on "our side".

Posted by: Doof at May 22, 2024 12:33 PM (h0Z+I)

89 Yeah, the odds are tilting towards the Toricelli Option, in my opinion.

Posted by: pookysgirl, fresh outta quatloos to bet at May 22, 2024 12:34 PM (dtlDP)

90 Is it too late for me to take out a student loan and not hafta pay it back ?
Posted by: JT at May 22, 2024 12:31 PM (T4tVD)

Im in group 2 and 3 of the announcement; somehow I dont think I will get forgiveness, I'm sure the little race box on the FAFSA forms will play a big roll in which people get the illegal handout.

Posted by: BruceWayne at May 22, 2024 12:34 PM (CIS44)

91 These woke octogenarians won't have to experience the consequences of their actions so they are the most dangerous.

If I were king, Mandatory retirement at 74 for all elected or appointed Federal positions including SCJ.

Posted by: polynikes at May 22, 2024 12:34 PM (0CsDL)

92 In 1977, Barbi Benton received a Lifetime Achievement Award on Fernwood Tonight from Barth Gimble and Jerry Hubbard. She was 27 at the time.

Posted by: UBS Historical Facts at May 22, 2024 12:34 PM (V5BDR)

93 Feel the Joementum!

Posted by: steevy at May 22, 2024 12:34 PM (FQmDC)

94 prime working age women (ages 25-44)


Past prime.

Posted by: Don LeMon at May 22, 2024 12:34 PM (Zz0t1)

95 86 I have it on good authority from a commenter in the last thread that Ace loves Trump more than his Vespa, J. Crew Messenger Bag, and cordless drill COMBINED!
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 22, 2024 12:33 PM (a3Q+t)

=======

Well, only after he upgraded the cordless drill to the one that can spin in two directions.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 22, 2024 12:34 PM (cD1dp)

96 74 ace, if you're still around here's something interesting from Morgan Stanley:

"Based on Census Bureau historical data and Morgan Stanley forecasts, 45% of prime working age women (ages 25-44) will be single by 2030—the largest share in history—up from 41% in 2018."

https://tinyurl.com/26m9hnkn




I like how they say "prime working age women" and not the obvious other prime age job. Spoiler alert: That's not good.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men don't care about women's accomplishments, only looks and not nagging at May 22, 2024 12:32 PM (ICJ9S)

You'd think that'd be a large pool of women for single guys...but they aren't the women you're looking for...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 22, 2024 12:34 PM (ynpvh)

97 Again, ExxonMobile says Biden will force gas prices to pre covid levels this summer.

He will buy his reelection, regardless of cost because money means nothing to democrats. You people make plenty for them to take.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 22, 2024 12:26 PM (Zz0t1)
++++
He can't afford it. This is preposterous. I did some rough back-of-the-envelope arithmetic to check when this came up on the last thread.

But it will cost around $11 billion per month to do it, or require an increase in output by around a third. Something in that neighborhood.

The SPR has about 18 days' supply in it if it is drained indiscriminately. Since we only need to increase production by a third, that can be tripled. Less than two months of prices that low, and the SPR is *gone* - and that assumes immediate effect.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 22, 2024 12:35 PM (d04cU)

98 If you drive around NH the cities are a lost cause, but you see Trump signs EVERYWHERE outside of them.

Yet we are supposed to believe the non-urban areas vote the same as the urban ones even though you won't find a single Biden sign...

Posted by: 18-1 at May 22, 2024 12:35 PM (ibTVg)

99 They don't need enthusiasm.

They need people to accept unrealistic turnout numbers in deep blue enclaves.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 22, 2024 12:32 PM (cD1dp)

This guy gets it.

Posted by: Inogame at May 22, 2024 12:35 PM (53oGX)

100 81 NJ is the garden state...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 22, 2024 12:30 PM (ynpvh)

Kali the golden state...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 22, 2024 12:30 PM (ynpvh)

Pennsylvania is the pothole state !

Posted by: JT at May 22, 2024 12:33 PM (T4tVD)

They're just donut holes for cars...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 22, 2024 12:35 PM (ynpvh)

101 >>>I'd also have put quotes around "speak".

I did that in the headline!


I knew that.
*shifty eyes*

Posted by: Archimedes at May 22, 2024 12:35 PM (CsUN+)

102 88 Somewhat disagree with you on this. There are many Republican voters who have Trump fatigue. They don't like him or his tone , style, etc. They are looking favorably at RFK even though he is not aligned with them politically. I think many of these people are casual observers to the political realm. They don't follow things enough to know that RFK wants to imprison so-called "climate deniers", and they don't know how truly anti-2A he is. In short -- they are the Low Information Voters on "our side".
Posted by: Doof at May 22, 2024 12:33 PM (h0Z+I)

=========

It's also important to note that Trump's base isn't the traditional Republican base.

A large section are disaffected Democrats across places like the Mid West. They could be very susceptible to echoes of Camelot.

But, 3rd party candidates have massively underperformed their polls for decades.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 22, 2024 12:35 PM (cD1dp)

103 It is like that entire part of the country is ruled by women who have never experienced an orgasm and are therefore completely dissatisfied with life.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 22, 2024 12:32 PM


The Paolo can't, how you say, be everywhere at once.

Posted by: Paolo at May 22, 2024 12:36 PM (a3Q+t)

104 If you're inclined to think polls are rigged, it may be that when Trump is found guilty of a bookkeeping 'error' and is sentenced to 30 years in prison, the polls will be tuned to show support for Trump cratering.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 22, 2024 12:36 PM (xp+jQ)

105 94 prime working age women (ages 25-44)

Past prime.
Posted by: Don LeMon at May 22, 2024 12:34 PM (Zz0t1)


You shut your mouth!

Posted by: Taylor Lorenz at May 22, 2024 12:36 PM (PiwSw)

106 @92 Barbi Benton's breasts are a lifetime achievement

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 22, 2024 12:36 PM (enVpg)

107 99 They don't need enthusiasm.

They need people to accept unrealistic turnout numbers in deep blue enclaves.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 22, 2024 12:32 PM (cD1dp)

This guy gets it.
Posted by: Inogame at May 22, 2024 12:35 PM (53oGX)

=======

We can counter it with a quality candidate, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 22, 2024 12:36 PM (cD1dp)

108 Should have had a Brownie troop there for Creepy Pervy to grope and snuzzle.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 22, 2024 12:36 PM (CiKCe)

109 >>Bernie didn't 'get' the shaft.

Bernie bent over, spread his ass cheeks, got his check and then he backed into the shaft.


And then his people went on to found the Justice Democrats, who got "the squad" and others like them elected in subsequent elections. He is their mentor, they are his legacy.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 22, 2024 12:36 PM (cCVOS)

110 Bernie bent over, spread his ass cheeks, got his check and then he backed into the shaft.
Posted by: garrett
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To be honest, Bernie realized after his first gig that the Producers was a great idea to apply to politics. Easy enough for a shiftless commie layabout to earn millions and not even try.

Posted by: whig at May 22, 2024 12:36 PM (PkS4e)

111 93 Feel the Joementum!

Posted by: steevy at May 22, 2024 12:34 PM (FQmDC)

The new laxative from Sleepy Joe. Now YOU TOO can shit yer pants...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 22, 2024 12:36 PM (ynpvh)

112 Mush Head does need to make amends with NH since he dissed the state's democratic voters because NH insists on being the first in the nation to vote in a primary.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 22, 2024 12:21 PM (N39Ws)

Counting the write-in votes for that primary was a nightmare. I can only imagine what the liquor bill for the county clerks was that week.

Posted by: pookysgirl's bar tab is empty at May 22, 2024 12:37 PM (dtlDP)

113 Yeah, the odds are tilting towards the Toricelli Option, in my opinion.

Posted by: pookysgirl, fresh outta quatloos to bet at May 22, 2024 12:34 PM (dtlDP)

But, who's the Torch?

Posted by: BignJames at May 22, 2024 12:37 PM (AwYPR)

114 Taylor Lorenz, you were past your prime when the Magna Carta was signed.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 22, 2024 12:38 PM (1/IsW)

115 As of this announcement, the Biden administration has cleared more than $167 billion in student loan debt for 4.75 million Americans in what Trump campaign Senior Advisor Jason Miller described as "Billions more in election year giveaways."

------------------

That's more than the current $147 billion annual budget for the US Army.

"It's good to be King Dictator!"

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at May 22, 2024 12:38 PM (aEpdX)

116 But, who's the Torch?
Posted by: BignJames at May 22, 2024 12:37 PM (AwYPR)

The two names that come up are Michelle Obama and Gruesome Newsom

Posted by: It's me donna at May 22, 2024 12:38 PM (Akjoo)

117 The SPR has about 18 days' supply in it if it is drained indiscriminately. Since we only need to increase production by a third, that can be tripled. Less than two months of prices that low, and the SPR is *gone* - and that assumes immediate effect.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 22, 2024 12:35 PM (d04cU)



He's already spent $6t this year. Money is no object. He will spend whatever it takes for Owebama's 4th term.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 22, 2024 12:38 PM (Zz0t1)

118 >>To be honest, Bernie realized after his first gig that the Producers was a great idea to apply to politics. Easy enough for a shiftless commie layabout to earn millions and not even try.


100%. That guy has never wanted a position that demands he actually show up and even pretend to work.

It was a Grift from the word 'Go'.

Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2024 12:38 PM (gmlRP)

119 Taylor Lorenz, you were past your prime when the Magna Carta was signed.

In the video where she claims Elon is hot for her, she actually doesn't look all that bad: at least a JiffyLube 5.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 22, 2024 12:39 PM (CsUN+)

120 114 Taylor Lorenz, you were past your prime when the Magna Carta was signed.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 22, 2024 12:38 PM (1/IsW)

She claims she doesn't enjoy Musk's rocket...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 22, 2024 12:39 PM (ynpvh)

121 When you have a weak sister like Mike Johnsen as the majority leader, anything is possible.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 22, 2024 12:39 PM (aFNOf)

122 As has been said. if we had fair and honest elections, Trump would win a Nixon/Reagan landslide, but we do not have fair and honest elections.

I do think Trump has a path to 270 EC votes and 270 EC votes exactly.

It will take divine providence for him to win.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 22, 2024 12:39 PM (JIdXK)

123 The $7.7 billion relief package
_______

Where's my relief package? It probably involves a free trip to the Ukranian front line.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 22, 2024 12:39 PM (xp+jQ)

124 Posted by: Doof at May 22, 2024 12:33 PM (h0Z+I)

I don't call them Republican voters. I call them useful idiots or LIV. As I posted in the previous thread, the guy says his cognitive abilities have been effected because a worm ate part of his brain and from mercury poisoning from eating too many tuna fish sandwiches. Anyone who would vote for this guy is not a serious person much less any 'Republican' who would.

Posted by: polynikes at May 22, 2024 12:39 PM (0CsDL)

125 Eighty. One. Million.

Posted by: Disgusted at May 22, 2024 12:39 PM (Z8Yh2)

126 You'd think that'd be a large pool of women for single guys...but they aren't the women you're looking for...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 22, 2024 12:34 PM (ynpvh)

Are they skinny dipping ?

Posted by: JT at May 22, 2024 12:39 PM (T4tVD)

127 prime working age women (ages 25-44)

Past prime.
Posted by: Don LeMon

-

If you're talking starting a family you're not wrong.

Hopefully they're not allergic to cats.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men don't care about women's accomplishments, only looks and not nagging at May 22, 2024 12:39 PM (ICJ9S)

128 >>I like how they say "prime working age women" and not the obvious other prime age job. Spoiler alert: That's not good.


Suddenly the Butker backlash makes sense. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at May 22, 2024 12:39 PM (cCVOS)

129 You shut your mouth!
Posted by: Taylor Lorenz at May 22, 2024 12:36 PM (PiwSw)



Sweetie, just because you read about the birth of Jesus in the papers the next day.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 22, 2024 12:40 PM (Zz0t1)

130 But, who's the Torch?
Posted by: BignJames at May 22, 2024 12:37 PM (AwYPR)

The two names that come up are Michelle Obama and Gruesome Newsom


Mooch has made it abundantly clear she's not interested. I think it's either GN, Whitmer, or a dark horse.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 22, 2024 12:40 PM (CsUN+)

131 122 As has been said. if we had fair and honest elections, Trump would win a Nixon/Reagan landslide, but we do not have fair and honest elections.

I do think Trump has a path to 270 EC votes and 270 EC votes exactly.

It will take divine providence for him to win.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 22, 2024 12:39 PM (JIdXK)

=========

The people must be punished for disparaging the Light Bringer in 2010.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 22, 2024 12:40 PM (cD1dp)

132
Just reading abut that NH poll. Most interesting part is Kennedy's number. New England retains a fondness for the Kennedy name no matter how much negative stuff is said.

Will they actually vote for him in November?

Posted by: Aquamarine at May 22, 2024 12:40 PM (63Dwl)

133 In 1977, Barbi Benton received a Lifetime Achievement Award on Fernwood Tonight from Barth Gimble and Jerry Hubbard. She was 27 at the time.

Posted by: UBS Historical Facts



To be fair, she wasn't going to get much better after that.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 22, 2024 12:40 PM (lTGtQ)

134 Somewhat disagree with you on this. There are many Republican voters who have Trump fatigue.

-

Ah yes, the McCain/Ryan faction.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men don't care about women's accomplishments, only looks and not nagging at May 22, 2024 12:40 PM (ICJ9S)

135 Kvetchin Gretchen?

Some call Frau Blucher!

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 22, 2024 12:41 PM (1/IsW)

136 126 You'd think that'd be a large pool of women for single guys...but they aren't the women you're looking for...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 22, 2024 12:34 PM (ynpvh)

Are they skinny dipping ?

Posted by: JT at May 22, 2024 12:39 PM (T4tVD)

Some will roll you over. Many have the large starter-kit of cats. Quite a few have stuck their faces in tackle boxes and follow Harley Quinn for hair color suggestions.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 22, 2024 12:41 PM (ynpvh)

137 Where's my relief package? It probably involves a free trip to the Ukranian front line.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 22, 2024 12:39 PM (xp+jQ)
++++
Relief package? I am the "relief package."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 22, 2024 12:41 PM (d04cU)

138 100%. That guy has never wanted a position that demands he actually show up and even pretend to work.

It was a Grift from the word 'Go'.
Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2024 12:38 PM (gmlRP)



He had a private sector job, once, for 2 months.

Then he ran for town mayor and has been grifting government money ever since.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 22, 2024 12:41 PM (Zz0t1)

139 >>Somewhat disagree with you on this. There are many Republican voters who have Trump fatigue.


Nobody was tired of the results Trump got.

This Trump fatigue is nothing more than Gaslighting.

Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2024 12:41 PM (gmlRP)

140 58 I have a technical question: what happens when these are ruled illegal and the debts are placed back on?
Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 22,

You mean like when the Supreme Court said he can’t but he did anyway? Nothing. But you know what will be interesting is none of this applies to private loans or consolidations. If you consolidated through a private lender, too bad. Those people probably will join us in the not happy pile.

Posted by: Piper at May 22, 2024 12:41 PM (p4NUW)

141 Mooch has made it abundantly clear she's not interested.

Shame. America's first trans preezy would be in keeping with the zeitgeist.

Posted by: Cue the Ellen Show Footage at May 22, 2024 12:42 PM (hgCJ3)

142 135 Kvetchin Gretchen?

Some call Frau Blucher!

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 22, 2024 12:41 PM (1/IsW)

::: Horse whinnies :::

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 22, 2024 12:42 PM (ynpvh)

143 Heather Mullins @TalkMullins May 21
Biden supporters are out in full force in New Hampshire today waiting for his arrival! All one of them! 🤣

https://tinyurl.com/ysfh8dr9

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 22, 2024 12:42 PM (ZdexC)

144 >>You'd think that'd be a large pool of women for single guys...but they aren't the women you're looking for...

They've been brainwashed to hate men, hate America and Western civilization in general, hate themselves, and to reject all healthy expressions of heterosexuality. Even the ones who don't surgically mutilate/sterilize their bodies will be childless, either via abortion and/or preference for deviant sexual activities.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 22, 2024 12:42 PM (cCVOS)

145 The real payoff for college loan forgiveness will be when these worthless little shits are unemployed and grifting off the public teat.

They will most certainly be lifelong Democrats.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 22, 2024 12:42 PM (Q4IgG)

146 I like how they say "prime working age women" and not the obvious other prime age job. Spoiler alert: That's not good.


Suddenly the Butker backlash makes sense. . .


I keep thinking back to when people first noticed a sex imbalance in China. They then predicted that men would treat women more like slaves. WUT??? When women, especially those interested in children, become a scarce commodity, as they are, they will have all the power.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 22, 2024 12:42 PM (CsUN+)

147 OT
Diogenes is in Texas. Headed for Gruene.
Anything to do there?

Posted by: Diogenes at May 22, 2024 12:43 PM (rVgtT)

148 140 58 I have a technical question: what happens when these are ruled illegal and the debts are placed back on?
Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 22,

You mean like when the Supreme Court said he can’t but he did anyway? Nothing. But you know what will be interesting is none of this applies to private loans or consolidations. If you consolidated through a private lender, too bad. Those people probably will join us in the not happy pile.

Posted by: Piper at May 22, 2024 12:41 PM (p4NUW)

Indeed. See my #42

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 22, 2024 12:43 PM (ynpvh)

149 Water!

Posted by: Jane Fonda's dessicated scamper at May 22, 2024 12:43 PM (74AnC)

150
Anyone who would vote for this guy is not a serious person much less any 'Republican' who would.

Posted by: polynikes at May 22, 2024 12:39 PM


Protest vote. When Perot ran 3rd party against Bush, a lot of (R)'s voted for Ross.

Now it's the (D)ems turn.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 22, 2024 12:43 PM (RKVpM)

151 MOAR DEBT GOOD

Posted by: United States of Bankruptcy at May 22, 2024 12:43 PM (v0R5T)

152 87 77 RFK Jr will definitely take votes from Biden. The Kennedy name resonates with Dem elite, but no body else cares that the family is coming out for Biden. RFK Jr is causing younger Dems and some independents to listen to him. They are dim but they would voted , if at all, for Biden not Trump
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 22, 2024 12:33 PM (enVpg)

========

He will also underperform his polls as most voters "come home" for the actual election.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Remains to be seen. We have moved off the 'normal politics' map since 2016 and yet to find a new equilibrium point.

Posted by: whig at May 22, 2024 12:43 PM (PkS4e)

153 Suddenly the Butker backlash makes sense. . .
Posted by: Lizzy

--

I just saw this from the University of Nebraska Medical Center:

"Approximately 19% of all pregnancies and 11% of all first pregnancies are currently in those over age 35 in the United States. In 2020, the average age for first births was 27.1 years compared with 21.4 years in 1970. "

https://tinyurl.com/2nhcfsjk



You know, lots of these recent "why are there so many autistic children everywhere all of the sudden" questions might have a very obvious answer.

I doubt it can be discussed, though.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men don't care about women's accomplishments, only looks and not nagging at May 22, 2024 12:43 PM (ICJ9S)

154 Heather Mullins @TalkMullins May 21
Biden supporters are out in full force in New Hampshire today waiting for his arrival! All one of them! 🤣

https://tinyurl.com/ysfh8dr9
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 22, 2024 12:42 PM (ZdexC)



Standing there holding a sign and yelling "FRANKS AND BEANS!"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 22, 2024 12:44 PM (Zz0t1)

155 Hey! I heard there's a house for sale in Memphis! I might just snatch that puppy up and move right on in!

LETS DANCE!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugTe-th7w9I

Posted by: Jimmy Carter at May 22, 2024 12:44 PM (5hfjS)

156 Ever since he was a little boy, he wanted to grow up and be the worst president in World history.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at May 22, 2024 12:44 PM (J8LnB)

157 Does the gov't actually hold any of these loans? I thought they were all privately held. And those folks don't forgive shit till all the law-talking guys finish doing the court thing.

Posted by: Ask Me How I Know at May 22, 2024 12:44 PM (hgCJ3)

158 146 I like how they say "prime working age women" and not the obvious other prime age job. Spoiler alert: That's not good.


Suddenly the Butker backlash makes sense. . .

I keep thinking back to when people first noticed a sex imbalance in China. They then predicted that men would treat women more like slaves. WUT??? When women, especially those interested in children, become a scarce commodity, as they are, they will have all the power.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 22, 2024 12:42 PM (CsUN+)

They were importing the wimmins from other countries. Of course, if they'd only embrace the rainbow flag for those lonely men...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 22, 2024 12:44 PM (ynpvh)

159 Nice to see that CA couldn't figure out how to replace McCarthy with a dem during the special election. Don't know anything about Vince Fong. Any CA moron here to fill me in, if this is a gain for conservatives.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at May 22, 2024 12:44 PM (2NHgQ)

160 152 Remains to be seen. We have moved off the 'normal politics' map since 2016 and yet to find a new equilibrium point.
Posted by: whig at May 22, 2024 12:43 PM (PkS4e)

=======

They all underperformed in 2016 and 2020.

Public polls are broken anyway.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 22, 2024 12:44 PM (cD1dp)

161 Protest vote. When Perot ran 3rd party against Bush, a lot of (R)'s voted for Ross.

Now it's the (D)ems turn.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at

Hindsight being 20/20 Perot winning would have been a win for us all.

Posted by: BruceWayne at May 22, 2024 12:44 PM (CIS44)

162 I wouldn't make too much of the NH poll. The New Hamsterites like to think of themselves as brilliant, independent political thinkers (They actually believe they deserve that "First in the nation" status) so many of them are probably saying they're for RFK because it sounds like outside the box thinking. But ultimately they're dull doctinaire lefties, like their inbred cousins in Vermont. Biden will take NH by 7 or so.

Posted by: Wally at May 22, 2024 12:45 PM (hqVaF)

163 151 MOAR DEBT GOOD

Posted by: United States of Bankruptcy at May 22, 2024 12:43 PM (v0R5T)

Yes! It reduces inflation like printing more money...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 22, 2024 12:45 PM (ynpvh)

164 I keep thinking back to when people first noticed a sex imbalance in China. They then predicted that men would treat women more like slaves. WUT??? When women, especially those interested in children, become a scarce commodity, as they are, they will have all the power.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 22, 2024 12:42 PM (CsUN+)
++++
To a point. The most dangerous thing, however, is to assume that this remains true.

Demographically-inverted Red China nonetheless has "leftover women" and the West has men checking out altogether for various reasons (or the very loud but extremely small "passport bro" movement).

What happens if the market just ... vanishes?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 22, 2024 12:45 PM (d04cU)

165 You know, lots of these recent "why are there so many autistic children everywhere all of the sudden" questions might have a very obvious answer.

I doubt it can be discussed, though.


Interesting. I'm sure someone has looked into it.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 22, 2024 12:45 PM (CsUN+)

166 Trump had 100,000 at a beach in New Jersey.

Yeah......People are fatigued........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 22, 2024 12:45 PM (Zz0t1)

167
In the video where she claims Elon is hot for her, she actually doesn't look all that bad: at least a JiffyLube 5.
Posted by: Archimedes


I'd hit it, then send her a bill.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 22, 2024 12:45 PM (aFNOf)

168 MOAR DEBT GOOD
Posted by: United States of Bankruptcy at May 22, 2024 12:43 PM (v0R5T)
++++
I am become debt, destroyer of worlds.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 22, 2024 12:45 PM (d04cU)

169 144 >>You'd think that'd be a large pool of women for single guys...but they aren't the women you're looking for...

They've been brainwashed to hate men, hate America and Western civilization in general, hate themselves, and to reject all healthy expressions of heterosexuality. Even the ones who don't surgically mutilate/sterilize their bodies will be childless, either via abortion and/or preference for deviant sexual activities.
Posted by: Lizzy



Romans 1:18-32

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 22, 2024 12:46 PM (sAmhv)

170 If we believe a news report there is something like 7 million single women in their late 20s to early 30s looking for a husband in China.

That parents are going into the market squares will full info on their daughters looking for a guy to marry her.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 22, 2024 12:46 PM (1/IsW)

171 Yes! It reduces inflation like printing more money...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 22, 2024 12:45 PM (ynpvh)



Simple Keynesian economics, yo!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 22, 2024 12:46 PM (Zz0t1)

172 153 Suddenly the Butker backlash makes sense. . .
Posted by: Lizzy

--

I just saw this from the University of Nebraska Medical Center:

"Approximately 19% of all pregnancies and 11% of all first pregnancies are currently in those over age 35 in the United States. In 2020, the average age for first births was 27.1 years compared with 21.4 years in 1970. "

https://tinyurl.com/2nhcfsjk



You know, lots of these recent "why are there so many autistic children everywhere all of the sudden" questions might have a very obvious answer.

I doubt it can be discussed, though.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men don't care about women's accomplishments, only looks and not nagging at May 22, 2024 12:43 PM (ICJ9S)

Wife had first kids at 35, 2nd at almost 39. Not that we didn't try, but we didn't marry until she was almost 30...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 22, 2024 12:46 PM (ynpvh)

173 >>You know, lots of these recent "why are there so many autistic children everywhere all of the sudden" questions might have a very obvious answer.


Those Eggs have a 'Best By' date.

Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2024 12:46 PM (gmlRP)

174 Anything to do there?

Posted by: Diogenes at May 22, 2024 12:43 PM (rVgtT)

Go float the Comal.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 22, 2024 12:46 PM (YRsIm)

175 I wouldn't make too much of the NH poll. The New Hamsterites like to think of themselves as brilliant, independent political thinkers (They actually believe they deserve that "First in the nation" status)

Pffffft.

Posted by: Iowans, who can't run a caucus at May 22, 2024 12:46 PM (CsUN+)

176 7 billion here. 10 billion there. Inflation wildly out of control. Barely an inconvenience.

Posted by: Biergood at May 22, 2024 12:46 PM (PwgSL)

177 165 You know, lots of these recent "why are there so many autistic children everywhere all of the sudden" questions might have a very obvious answer.

I doubt it can be discussed, though.

Interesting. I'm sure someone has looked into it.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 22, 2024 12:45 PM (CsUN+)




REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Posted by: Awfls everywhere at May 22, 2024 12:47 PM (74AnC)

178 Hey! I heard there's a house for sale in Memphis! I might just snatch that puppy up and move right on in!

LETS DANCE!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugTe-th7w9I
Posted by: Jimmy Carter at May 22, 2024 12:44 PM (5hfjS)


Well, it's not Ann-Margret shimmying with The King, but OK.

Posted by: spindrift at May 22, 2024 12:47 PM (OguvZ)

179 I'd go to a Biden speech if I knew he was gonna stroke out.

Posted by: wth at May 22, 2024 12:47 PM (v0R5T)

180 >>That parents are going into the market squares will full info on their daughters looking for a guy to marry her.


I'd be trying to offload the cost, too.

Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2024 12:47 PM (gmlRP)

181 132
Just reading abut that NH poll. Most interesting part is Kennedy's number. New England retains a fondness for the Kennedy name no matter how much negative stuff is said.

Will they actually vote for him in November?

Posted by: Aquamarine

My point is that it doesn't matter. They are either D voters or never Trump voters. They are not going to vote for Trump. That is why it doesn't matter.
And I disagree with Doof. Those "R" voters who dislike Trumps demeanor didn;t vote for him last time and won't vote for him this time.
It is going to be harder to queer the vote in the bluest blue areas that handed the vote to Biden if they also have to figure out an algorithm to take into account even a small percentage of the vote for Kennedy. That vote will be somewhat unpredictable.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 22, 2024 12:47 PM (t/2Uw)

182 You know, lots of these recent "why are there so many autistic children everywhere all of the sudden" questions might have a very obvious answer.

I doubt it can be discussed, though.

Interesting. I'm sure someone has looked into it.
Posted by: Archimedes

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Oh, absolutely. The same bunch that knows Global Warming is settled Science or how COVID came from someone eating a bat has determined that Girl Bosses having babies in their 40s is perfectly safe.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men don't care about women's accomplishments, only looks and not nagging at May 22, 2024 12:47 PM (ICJ9S)

183 134 Somewhat disagree with you on this. There are many Republican voters who have Trump fatigue.

-

Ah yes, the McCain/Ryan faction.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men don't care about women's accomplishments, only looks and not nagging at May 22, 2024 12:40 PM (ICJ9S)

I'll likely be Mr. Obvious here, but the media has been purposely manufacturing "Trump Fatigue" for 7 years. The notion it will just stop after Trump is gone is nothing more than wishful thinking. If anything the media will keep going on a new target just to ensure they can after having so much trouble with Trump.

Posted by: Inogame at May 22, 2024 12:48 PM (53oGX)

184 165 You know, lots of these recent "why are there so many autistic children everywhere all of the sudden" questions might have a very obvious answer.

I doubt it can be discussed, though.

Interesting. I'm sure someone has looked into it.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 22, 2024 12:45 PM (CsUN+)



Did someone say spoiled eggs?

Posted by: Templeton the rat at May 22, 2024 12:48 PM (74AnC)

185 You know, lots of these recent "why are there so many autistic children everywhere all of the sudden" questions might have a very obvious answer.
-

Those Eggs have a 'Best By' date.

Posted by: garrett

--

ding ding ding

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men don't care about women's accomplishments, only looks and not nagging at May 22, 2024 12:48 PM (ICJ9S)

186 161 Protest vote. When Perot ran 3rd party against Bush, a lot of (R)'s voted for Ross.

Now it's the (D)ems turn.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at

Hindsight being 20/20 Perot winning would have been a win for us all.

Posted by: BruceWayne at May 22, 2024 12:44 PM (CIS44)

I didn't like either Georgie or BJ, so I voted Perot. Was it the right thing to do? Dunno.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 22, 2024 12:48 PM (ynpvh)

187
Hindsight being 20/20 Perot winning would have been a win for us all.

Posted by: BruceWayne at May 22, 2024 12:44 PM


I voted for him as did all my employees in my manufacturing facility. We knew bad things were gonna happen if he didn't win.

Guess what? Bad things did happen. Gradually, then suddenly.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 22, 2024 12:48 PM (RKVpM)

188 That parents are going into the market squares will full info on their daughters looking for a guy to marry her.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 22, 2024 12:46 PM (1/IsW)

If I were again a young man, that would scare the hell out of me, and I would run like hell.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 22, 2024 12:49 PM (pohLc)

189 148 Indeed. See my #42
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 22

You are brilliant. Genius, even! 😂

Posted by: Piper at May 22, 2024 12:49 PM (QzINz)

190
Oh, absolutely. The same bunch that knows Global Warming is settled Science or how COVID came from someone eating a bat has determined that Girl Bosses having babies in their 40s is perfectly safe.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men don't care about women's accomplishments, only looks and not nagging at May 22, 2024 12:47

Freeze yor embrio for a decade. No problem whatsoever.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 22, 2024 12:49 PM (74AnC)

191 What is the meaning of leftover women?

Sheng nü (Chinese), translated as 'leftover women' or 'leftover ladies', are women who remain unmarried in their late twenties and beyond in China. The term was popularized by the All-China Women's Federation.


Except that this doesn't distinguish between voluntarily unmarried women and those who can't find a man. From what I've read, men are desperate, putting themselves into deep financial hock and living like monks in order to accumulate the capital for an apartment, which is the price of admission. There are many women in both China and Japan who are single and childless by choice.

Posted by: Iowans, who can't run a caucus at May 22, 2024 12:49 PM (CsUN+)

192 Those Eggs have a 'Best By' date.

Posted by: garrett

--

ding ding ding
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men don't care about women's accomplishments, only looks and not nagging at May 22, 2024 12:48 PM (ICJ9S)



Tee Hee!

Posted by: Big Pharma at May 22, 2024 12:50 PM (Zz0t1)

193 If we believe a news report there is something like 7 million single women in their late 20s to early 30s looking for a husband in China.

That parents are going into the market squares will full info on their daughters looking for a guy to marry her.
Posted by: Anna Puma


With two you get eggroll.

Posted by: Wuhan Mail Order Brides, Ltd. at May 22, 2024 12:50 PM (v0R5T)

194 139 >>Somewhat disagree with you on this. There are many Republican voters who have Trump fatigue.


Nobody was tired of the results Trump got.

This Trump fatigue is nothing more than Gaslighting.
Posted by: garrett
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Somewhere around a quarter of the population, including some upper income Republicans, are doing just dandy in this hyper inflationary period. If you have assets and no debts plus earning a healthy income, then inflation can skyrocket your stocks, multiply your home real estate values, and even make your old lightly used gas burner vehicles much more valuable on tradein.

I can see those Republicans who are the investor and credentialed class go for someone like RFK Jr. because essentially most of them are in the slow process of becoming Dems anyway. This is the donor class of the GOPe and has run most of the party machinery for decades aka life long GOP types. They are just fine in the brave new world and too bad for their fellow citizens who they view as shiftless, drug addicted, and lazy. Far better for this class to bring in illegals for menial services becuz they can lay off the costs to the taxpayer and pay the minimum to the illegals.

Posted by: whig at May 22, 2024 12:50 PM (PkS4e)

195 You know, lots of these recent "why are there so many autistic children everywhere all of the sudden" questions might have a very obvious answer.

I doubt it can be discussed, though.

Interesting. I'm sure someone has looked into it.
Posted by: Archimedes

It is the childhood vaccine schedule that has been inflicted on infants and small children.
My oldest grandson has borderline autistic traits, and there is otherwise nothing wrong with him. He is nice, sweet kid. But he is 6 years old and still not a very cogent talker. Both my sons (including his father) were talking a lot by 2, 2-1/2. I could carry on a normal conversation with my oldest son by the time he was 3 or so.
It is especially the MMR combination vaccine. But there are something like 40 or more vaccines that kids get before they are 1 year old.

Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at May 22, 2024 12:50 PM (vcOmj)

196 I didn't like either Georgie or BJ, so I voted Perot. Was it the right thing to do? Dunno.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 22, 2024 12:48 PM (ynpvh)



First vote I ever cast.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 22, 2024 12:50 PM (Zz0t1)

197 Lol, 81 million votes

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 22, 2024 12:50 PM (g9W3m)

198 He's already spent $6t this year. Money is no object. He will spend whatever it takes for Owebama's 4th term.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 22, 2024 12:38 PM

Yep.

We know that no one ever seizes power with the intention of relinquishing it. Power is not a means; it is an end.

Posted by: George Orwell at May 22, 2024 12:51 PM (P5BPp)

199 171 Yes! It reduces inflation like printing more money...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 22, 2024 12:45 PM (ynpvh)


Simple Keynesian economics, yo!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 22, 2024 12:46 PM (Zz0t1)

And Keynes was a fag, so he knew a great deal about the black hole of debt!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 22, 2024 12:51 PM (ynpvh)

200 If I were again a young man, that would scare the hell out of me, and I would run like hell.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 22, 2024 12:49 PM (pohLc)
++++
It's not for young men, it's for single middle-aged men.

The parents of these women stake out a spot and start trying to get older men to take their daughters. "She has X, Y and Z. Make offer." Then if a man bites - or even if he doesn't, some of the parents are aggressive and will approach a likely candidate and begin an interrogation - they begin a Q&A to determine if he's good enough and then make the hard sell.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 22, 2024 12:51 PM (d04cU)

201 Go float the Comal.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 22, 2024 12:46 PM (YRsIm)


Hmmmm. Not an option. Mrs D's bikini days are behind her.
Any good bier places?

Posted by: Diogenes at May 22, 2024 12:51 PM (rVgtT)

202 That video up top is a perfect little slice of our American life... An enfeebled cipher whose masters dominate public life havering away at a room devoid of the subject classes, exhorting the putative audience to engage in the meaningless motions of popular governance.

It's just precious.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 22, 2024 12:52 PM (0FoWg)

203 I had forgotten that New Hampshire existed as a state. Shires were basically counties in the UK

Posted by: javems at May 22, 2024 12:52 PM (8I4hW)

204
My mother-in-law had a son when she was in her 40's. He killed two people, one with a knife, the other with an out of control vehicle. Spent a good part of his life in jail. Not enough to suit me though.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 22, 2024 12:52 PM (RKVpM)

205 As has been said. if we had fair and honest elections, Trump would win a Nixon/Reagan landslide, but we do not have fair and honest elections.

I do think Trump has a path to 270 EC votes and 270 EC votes exactly.

It will take divine providence for him to win.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 22, 2024 12:39 PM (JIdXK)

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Imagine the ShitShow(s) if it ends 269-269.

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at May 22, 2024 12:52 PM (UWXKU)

206 $7.7 billion for 160,000 borrowers is $48,000 per each.

I wonder:

1. How many of those spent more than 4 years in college (i.e. dawdlers)
2. How many of them earned a degree
3. Hw many of them have a productive job outside of government or NGO nonprofits.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 22, 2024 12:52 PM (991eG)

207 >>Somewhere around a quarter of the population, including some upper income Republicans, are doing just dandy in this hyper inflationary period. If you have assets and no debts plus earning a healthy income, then inflation can skyrocket your stocks, multiply your home real estate values, and even make your old lightly used gas burner vehicles much more valuable on tradein.


Life on the Bubble is always glorious. For a time.

Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2024 12:52 PM (gmlRP)

208 Sheng nu is one term. Another in I think in Cantonese translates as 'orange at the bottom of the basket'

Many of these single women went to the big city and got real jobs. Some have their own homes.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 22, 2024 12:52 PM (1/IsW)

209
And Keynes was a fag, so he knew a great deal about the black hole of debt!
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 22, 2024 12:51 PM (ynpvh)




This is about me, isn't it......

Posted by: Hope Solo at May 22, 2024 12:52 PM (Zz0t1)

210 173 >>You know, lots of these recent "why are there so many autistic children everywhere all of the sudden" questions might have a very obvious answer.

Those Eggs have a 'Best By' date.

Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2024 12:46 PM (gmlRP)

Women are born with about 30K of them, but they start dying out...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 22, 2024 12:52 PM (ynpvh)

211
Those Eggs have a 'Best By' date.
Posted by: garrett


Are they cage free?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 22, 2024 12:52 PM (63Dwl)

212 Except that this doesn't distinguish between voluntarily unmarried women and those who can't find a man. From what I've read, men are desperate, putting themselves into deep financial hock and living like monks in order to accumulate the capital for an apartment, which is the price of admission. There are many women in both China and Japan who are single and childless by choice.
Posted by: Iowans
==============
In bad times, people live for the short term. From recent reports from China, it appears the guys are emulating Japanese men in laying down now.

We have had experiences of relatively quick depopulation of civilizations in the past-- and then a surprisingly fast rebound when society resets as it will.

Posted by: whig at May 22, 2024 12:53 PM (PkS4e)

213 Freeze yor embrio for a decade. No problem whatsoever.

--

hahahaha

Yeah, they've been sold that lie, too.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men don't care about women's accomplishments, only looks and not nagging at May 22, 2024 12:53 PM (ICJ9S)

214 I didn't like either Georgie or BJ, so I voted Perot. Was it the right thing to do? Dunno.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

Me too. Yes, probably a mistake, but felt strongly about it at the time.

Posted by: Biergood at May 22, 2024 12:54 PM (PwgSL)

215 Imagine the ShitShow(s) if it ends 269-269.
Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at May 22, 2024 12:52 PM (UWXKU)




You asked for it........


https://youtu.be/RhVN6gRD5XM

Posted by: Hope Solo at May 22, 2024 12:54 PM (Zz0t1)

216 Male marriage squeeze and a sociodemographic portrait of involuntary bachelors in rural China

The proportion of Chinese men who remain unmarried for their entire lives is much higher than the proportion of women.

Caveat: this is primarily rural males.

https://tinyurl.com/bdfr6dnx

Posted by: Archimedes at May 22, 2024 12:54 PM (CsUN+)

217 Is Trump Fatigue real? Sure, to some extent. But Biden and the Kennedy family have been on the national scene a lot longer. Anyone claiming Trump Fatigue will cost him votes just didn't want to vote for him before.

Posted by: Wally at May 22, 2024 12:54 PM (hqVaF)

218 That video up top is a perfect little slice of our American life... An enfeebled cipher whose masters dominate public life havering away at a room devoid of the subject classes, exhorting the putative audience to engage in the meaningless motions of popular governance.

It's just precious.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 22, 2024 12:52 PM (0FoWg)

----------------

Who is John Gill?

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at May 22, 2024 12:54 PM (fyCTq)

219 Any good bier places?

*tunes into conversation*

Posted by: Denethor at May 22, 2024 12:54 PM (hgCJ3)

220 182 You know, lots of these recent "why are there so many autistic children everywhere all of the sudden" questions might have a very obvious answer.

I doubt it can be discussed, though.

Interesting. I'm sure someone has looked into it.
Posted by: Archimedes

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Oh, absolutely. The same bunch that knows Global Warming is settled Science or how COVID came from someone eating a bat has determined that Girl Bosses having babies in their 40s is perfectly safe.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men don't care about women's accomplishments, only looks and not nagging at May 22, 2024 12:47 PM (ICJ9S)

Only to find out that, amongst other things, fertility gets low if you try to have your first kid in your 40's...ask Connie Chung.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 22, 2024 12:54 PM (ynpvh)

221 Except that this doesn't distinguish between voluntarily unmarried women and those who can't find a man. From what I've read, men are desperate, putting themselves into deep financial hock and living like monks in order to accumulate the capital for an apartment, which is the price of admission. There are many women in both China and Japan who are single and childless by choice.
Posted by: Iowans, who can't run a caucus at May 22, 2024 12:49 PM (CsUN+)
++++
Many are by choice. Many also regret that choice and want to change it. Many also refused when they could have for whatever reason. That happens in the West, too, for different reasons.

But in China it was pretty acute. Women knew they had the edge and used it to wildly inflate expectations, turning away from men they might have accepted in different conditions. There's a fair amount of "oh shit" at the moment. It is overblown to some degree because it is *extremely* sensational, but it is a real phenomenon.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 22, 2024 12:54 PM (d04cU)

222 You know, lots of these recent "why are there so many autistic children everywhere all of the sudden" questions might have a very obvious answer.

Those Eggs have a 'Best By' date.

Posted by: garrett



😳😳😳
I never thought of that as a possibility.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 22, 2024 12:54 PM (ofCHO)

223 Crap......

Strike one.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 22, 2024 12:54 PM (Zz0t1)

224 I voted for Perot for basically the same reason I voted for Trump.

He was the Outsider. He wasn't one of Them.

Posted by: davidt at May 22, 2024 12:54 PM (SYTee)

225 >>>Except that this doesn't distinguish between voluntarily unmarried women and those who can't find a man. From what I've read, men are desperate, putting themselves into deep financial hock and living like monks in order to accumulate the capital for an apartment, which is the price of admission. There are many women in both China and Japan who are single and childless by choice.
Posted by: Iowans,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fnz13sKZf-Q

Posted by: Braenyard at May 22, 2024 12:55 PM (E78bp)

226 Life on the Bubble is always glorious. For a time.
Posted by: garrett

Sort of like Poe's 'Masque of the Red Death'. They know people outside are suffering and dying but they have a swell party going on until Mr. Death shows up to their soiree.

Posted by: whig at May 22, 2024 12:55 PM (PkS4e)

227 You asked for it........

https://youtu.be/RhVN6gRD5XM
Posted by: Hope Solo at May 22, 2024 12:54 PM (Zz0t1)


I think I had a seizure.

Posted by: spindrift at May 22, 2024 12:55 PM (OguvZ)

228 201 Go float the Comal.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 22, 2024 12:46 PM (YRsIm)

Hmmmm. Not an option. Mrs D's bikini days are behind her.
Any good bier places?
Posted by: Diogenes at May 22, 2024 12:51 PM (rVgtT)


It's not easy being Gruene.

Posted by: The Gruene Chamber of Commerce at May 22, 2024 12:55 PM (PiwSw)

229 A warning from James Comey.

Eric Abbenante
@EricAbbenante
James Comey on Morning Joe asserts Trump is a 'threat' to the rule of law that will target his political enemies:
"He is a threat to the rule of law in America. If he has the ability, smarter than he was last time, to use the power of the DOJ and the FBI to target his enemies."
Democrats: Joe Biden is not using the DOJ to target his top political enemy.
Also Democrats: If Trump wins he will use the DOJ to target his political enemies.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 22, 2024 12:55 PM (L/fGl)

230 @205

>>Imagine the ShitShow(s) if it ends 269-269.

That is within the realm of possibility, the election very well may get thrown to The House to decide, what an awesome spectacle that would be.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 22, 2024 12:56 PM (JIdXK)

231 The cheat was in red areas. GOP complicit.

Posted by: Disgusted at May 22, 2024 12:56 PM (Z8Yh2)

232 The Biden administration has announced a new $7.7 billion student debt relief initiative for 160,000 borrowers
.......

I thought government spending was supposed to originate in the House.
Silly me.

Posted by: wth at May 22, 2024 12:56 PM (v0R5T)

233
I think I had a seizure.
Posted by: spindrift at May 22, 2024 12:55 PM (OguvZ)



Sorry.

Better?


https://youtu.be/UwwcPypDiUQ

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 22, 2024 12:56 PM (Zz0t1)

234 190
Oh, absolutely. The same bunch that knows Global Warming is settled Science or how COVID came from someone eating a bat has determined that Girl Bosses having babies in their 40s is perfectly safe.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men don't care about women's accomplishments, only looks and not nagging at May 22, 2024 12:47

Freeze yor embrio for a decade. No problem whatsoever.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 22, 2024 12:49 PM (74AnC)

Except how well does a body hold up to pregnancy over the age of 40? I mean, there was that grandma that carried her grandchild, and she was mid-50's, but that's the exception. I guess there's always surrogacy, right?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 22, 2024 12:57 PM (ynpvh)

235 Hmmmm. Not an option. Mrs D's bikini days are behind her.
Any good bier places?


Posted by: Diogenes at May 22, 2024 12:51 PM (rVgtT)

Eh... Nobody cares about swimsuits, just throw on some shorts and a t-shirt and go chillax. You can rent a tube with a cooler and there will be lotsa folks just like you there. Try Cantina del Rio only because it has outdoor service and shade.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 22, 2024 12:57 PM (YRsIm)

236 Sort of like Poe's 'Masque of the Red Death'. They know people outside are suffering and dying but they have a swell party going on until Mr. Death shows up to their soiree.
Posted by: whig at May 22, 2024 12:55 PM (PkS4e)

I didn't eat the salmon mousse.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at May 22, 2024 12:57 PM (T+Iwg)

237 Diogenes is in Texas. Headed for Gruene.
Anything to do there?

Posted by: Diogenes


Stop by Krause's restaurant in New Braunfels. Fantastic German food.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 22, 2024 12:57 PM (lTGtQ)

238 since these unconstitutional student loan giveaways are also illegal, Trump should sign on EO in the first week stating that all illegally forgiven student loans are back in place.

Posted by: Wingnutt at May 22, 2024 12:57 PM (Yu0vp)

239 236 I didn't eat the salmon mousse.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at May 22, 2024 12:57 PM (T+Iwg)

=======

Ah, yes. I remember. I had the lasagna.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 22, 2024 12:57 PM (cD1dp)

240 "If Trump wins he will use the DOJ to target his political enemies."

Please, I'm already a Trump voter, I don't require a further sales pitch.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 22, 2024 12:58 PM (MeG8a)

241 Simon and Garfunkel cover Trump trial.

https://tinyurl.com/ydhuj9uc

Posted by: BignJames at May 22, 2024 12:58 PM (AwYPR)

242 This Trump fatigue is nothing more than Gaslighting.
Posted by: garrett


Wish I could see it the same way. There's a bunch of Trump fatigue right here amongst the Horde. Not that anyone here is seriously considering RFK Jr. But they'd prefer someone else over DJT. Between him and Biden, of course Trump gets their vote. But outside of here -- who knows.

Posted by: Doof at May 22, 2024 12:59 PM (h0Z+I)

243 Is Trump Fatigue real? Sure, to some extent. But Biden and the Kennedy family have been on the national scene a lot longer. Anyone claiming Trump Fatigue will cost him votes just didn't want to vote for him before.

Posted by: Wally

Agree. It is almost like all that propaganda telling people they are really better off than they think they are is going to make people forget reality and vote for 4 more years of hyperinflation, the world at war and open borders.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 22, 2024 12:59 PM (t/2Uw)

244 It's not easy being Gruene.
Posted by: The Gruene Chamber of Commerce
--------------------------

Put down your beer, walk (can you stand up?) out to the river.
It's dried up.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 22, 2024 12:59 PM (E78bp)

245 196 I didn't like either Georgie or BJ, so I voted Perot. Was it the right thing to do? Dunno.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 22, 2024 12:48 PM (ynpvh)


First vote I ever cast.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 22, 2024 12:50 PM (Zz0t1)

Too young to vote in '84, old enough in '88. In this crowd of 'Rons and 'ettes, I'm probably on the younger side of the median age.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 22, 2024 12:59 PM (ynpvh)

246 So I see Fani's boy toy was at her "victory" party last night

Posted by: It's me donna at May 22, 2024 12:59 PM (Akjoo)

247 You know, lots of these recent "why are there so many autistic children everywhere all of the sudden" questions might have a very obvious answer.

I doubt it can be discussed, though.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men don't care about women's accomplishments, only looks and not nagging at May 22, 2024 12:43 PM (ICJ9S)

Wife had first kids at 35, 2nd at almost 39. Not that we didn't try, but we didn't marry until she was almost 30...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 22, 2024 12:46 PM (ynpvh)

A wife I know well... fist child at 34, then 36, 39, 41... House is loud, but after the first 95 decibels the human ear can hardly notice.

Posted by: Inogame at May 22, 2024 01:00 PM (53oGX)

248 It is especially the MMR combination vaccine. But there are something like 40 or more vaccines that kids get before they are 1 year old.
Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at May 22, 2024

If you don’t count Covid or flu, there are 9 vaccines before 18 months. Some of those are multi doses for a total of 25. This includes rotavirus and chicken pox.

Posted by: Piper at May 22, 2024 01:00 PM (p4NUW)

249 We've discussed the freezing eggs movement here before. At that time, some claimed that successful fertility with those eggs was low. Not true, especially if the eggs are frozen earlier in the woman's life, and the procedures continue to improve. The work I cited had a virtually 100% success rate. It seems like an eminently reasonable insurance policy to me.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 22, 2024 01:00 PM (CsUN+)

250 >>Wish I could see it the same way. There's a bunch of Trump fatigue right here amongst the Horde.


I don't believe they are immune to the Gaslighting.

Ace is a good example. He's normally sensible about most things, until Social Pressures cause him to boil over.

Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2024 01:00 PM (gmlRP)

251 I think I had a seizure.
Posted by: spindrift at May 22, 2024 12:55 PM (OguvZ)


They're not so bad.

Posted by: Mitch McConnell at May 22, 2024 01:00 PM (v0R5T)

252 Hindsight being 20/20 Perot winning would have been a win for us all.

Posted by: BruceWayne


Perot was a life long democrat, and was working in cooperation with Clinton and Jim Wright.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 22, 2024 01:00 PM (lTGtQ)

253 Personally, I hope if he is elected he turns into fucking Thanos and destroys the whole fucked up mess.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 22, 2024 01:01 PM (pohLc)

254
=======

Ah, yes. I remember. I had the lasagna.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 22, 2024 12:57 PM (cD1dp)




https://youtu.be/ZEAXOCmgE74?t=7

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 22, 2024 01:01 PM (Zz0t1)

255 Any good bier places?

Not the question you asked but the answer you want. Chicken fried steak at Pat's Place.

Posted by: Oddbob at May 22, 2024 01:01 PM (/y8xj)

256 It isn't so much Trump Fatigue, but rather fatigue about Hearing About Trump.

Like not wanting to deal with a brat's tantrum.

Posted by: davidt at May 22, 2024 01:01 PM (SYTee)

257 Except that this doesn't distinguish between voluntarily unmarried women and those who can't find a man. From what I've read, men are desperate, putting themselves into deep financial hock and living like monks in order to accumulate the capital for an apartment, which is the price of admission. There are many women in both China and Japan who are single and childless by choice.

-

China, Japan, and here in the U.S., too. It's always going to be the woman's choice, and they won't date down.

Like the Morgan Stanley link details, we're looking at 50% being nameless cogs in the labor force and childless in the next decade.

But they'll pay their bills by themselves and have some cats.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men don't care about women's accomplishments, only looks and not nagging at May 22, 2024 01:01 PM (ICJ9S)

258 I mean, they could have easily extended COVID unemployment benefits indefinitely if they wanted to do something like this.

They did it in 2008.

They kind of missed their chance to buy the votes of people who are barely hanging on.

This is all too little too late.

Posted by: Oschisms at May 22, 2024 01:01 PM (JQiMb)

259 224 I voted for Perot for basically the same reason I voted for Trump.

He was the Outsider. He wasn't one of Them.


problem with perot was that every time you were starting to think "ok, this guy is alright", he'd do something totally nuts. i'm quite annoyed that perot made me vote for h.w. out of fear that he would cause clinton to get utah's meager electoral votes.

Posted by: anachronda at May 22, 2024 01:02 PM (sGtp+)

260 >>Wish I could see it the same way. There's a bunch of Trump fatigue right here amongst the Horde. Not that anyone here is seriously considering RFK Jr. But they'd prefer someone else over DJT. Between him and Biden, of course Trump gets their vote. But outside of here -- who knows.

I think there's a big difference between Trump fatigue and people who have never liked Trump and would prefer a different candidate.

No candidate has ever had 100% party support but Trump currently enjoys over 90% party approval, higher than Biden. We just get to hear more about Trump detractors because the media trumpets (see what I did there?) while doing their best to bury any party disapproval of Biden.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 22, 2024 01:02 PM (LkLld)

261 204
My mother-in-law had a son when she was in her 40's. He killed two people, one with a knife, the other with an out of control vehicle. Spent a good part of his life in jail. Not enough to suit me though.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 22, 2024 12:52 PM (RKVpM)

My mom miscarried her last one when she was 47...they stay fertile a LONG time on her side of the family. With all us kids, born and miscarried, no Dad: the withdrawal method does NOT work...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 22, 2024 01:02 PM (ynpvh)

262 Is Trump Fatigue real?

Only to those who didn't want Trump in the first place.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 22, 2024 01:02 PM (E78bp)

263 >>Oh, absolutely. The same bunch that knows Global Warming is settled Science or how COVID came from someone eating a bat has determined that Girl Bosses having babies in their 40s is perfectly safe.


And easy! Once you decide it's time to have kids you can totally get pregnant ASAP, right? And if not, there's infertility treatments and surrogacy that's totally not expensive or difficult!! /s

One stealth effect of the pill and abortion has been this notion that one has absolute control over one's fertility.

A lot of women inexplicably think that babies are an infinite commodity, that they can just flush any unwanted one when it's inconvenient and later pick it up again any ol' time down the road. As with the Climate Cult having people believe they personally can control the weather, young women have been hoodwinked into believing they can summon babies at their convenience when they get around to wanting them.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 22, 2024 01:02 PM (cCVOS)

264 241 Simon and Garfunkel cover Trump trial.

https://tinyurl.com/ydhuj9uc
Posted by: BignJames


OMG ! LOL

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 22, 2024 01:02 PM (aFNOf)

265 The RFK vote obviously collapses on Election Day, so where do these votes go? Would love to know who these poll respondents say is their 2nd choice after RFK.

I doubt on Election Day RFK breaks 5%.

Posted by: Blago at May 22, 2024 01:02 PM (wMRY8)

266 251 I think I had a seizure.
Posted by: spindrift at May 22, 2024 12:55 PM (OguvZ)


They're not so bad.
Posted by: Mitch McConnell at May 22, 2024 01:00 PM (v0R5T)

Better than the fate I suffered having to do the walk of shame because my pants were full.

Posted by: Jerry Nadler at May 22, 2024 01:03 PM (N39Ws)

267
We've discussed the freezing eggs movement here before. At that time, some claimed that successful fertility with those eggs was low. Not true, especially if the eggs are frozen earlier in the woman's life, and the procedures continue to improve. The work I cited had a virtually 100% success rate. It seems like an eminently reasonable insurance policy to me.

I have some steak in the freezer I'm gonna cook tonight. Wanna stop over for dinner and a beer? Maybe I should mention the steak's been in the freezer for a decade.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 22, 2024 01:03 PM (RKVpM)

268 There's a bunch of Trump fatigue right here amongst the Horde
_________

I'm in the "Trump isn't perfect, but yugely better than the alternative" camp.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 22, 2024 01:03 PM (xp+jQ)

269 I keep asking the question: Why pretend that there is a budget? Why can't any agency, department, committee, office just cut checks to whoever they want without any regard whatsoever to any budgetary cap, allocation or statutory restraint?

That is, what bank won't honor a Government Check? What bank won't respect a wire transfer?

They could spend ten trillion this election year and there is no controlling authority to stop it.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at May 22, 2024 01:03 PM (iruKY)

270 Ah, yes. I remember. I had the lasagna

You wore blue.

Posted by: Rick Blaine at May 22, 2024 01:03 PM (CsUN+)

271 I'm in the "Trump isn't perfect, but yugely better than the alternative" camp.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 22, 2024 01:03 PM (xp+jQ)

Me too

Posted by: It's me donna at May 22, 2024 01:03 PM (Akjoo)

272 Better than the fate I suffered having to do the walk of shame because my pants were full.
Posted by: Jerry Nadler at May 22, 2024 01:03 PM

Fishtbumps

Posted by: J Biden at May 22, 2024 01:03 PM (ewjUl)

273 Personally, I hope if he is elected he turns into fucking Thanos and destroys the whole fucked up mess.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 22, 2024 01:01 PM (pohLc)
........

It's our only hope.

Posted by: wth at May 22, 2024 01:03 PM (v0R5T)

274 When women, especially those interested in children, become a scarce commodity, as they are, they will have all the power.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 22, 2024 12:42 PM


Thank you for making my point.

Posted by: Jane Fonda at May 22, 2024 01:03 PM (a3Q+t)

275 Anyone remember the Beavis and Butthead episode where they watching the video for Devo's "Whip It"? One of them said "Whoa - is that Ross Perot?!?" Then Beavis imitated him -- "See folks -- when a problem comes a long -- you must whip it".

Probably nobody else remembers

Posted by: Doof at May 22, 2024 01:04 PM (h0Z+I)

276 >>>I think there's a big difference between Trump fatigue and people who have never liked Trump and would prefer a different candidate.
------------

ace.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 22, 2024 01:04 PM (E78bp)

277 229 A warning from James Comey.

Eric Abbenante
@EricAbbenante
James Comey on Morning Joe asserts Trump is a 'threat' to the rule of law that will target his political enemies:
"He is a threat to the rule of law in America. If he has the ability, smarter than he was last time, to use the power of the DOJ and the FBI to target his enemies."
Democrats: Joe Biden is not using the DOJ to target his top political enemy.
Also Democrats: If Trump wins he will use the DOJ to target his political enemies.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks



Projection. Trump won't do this. Unfortunately.

Anyway, I still believe that, regardless of results, Trump won't be President.

And with that Happy Thot, it's off to experience BidenFlation at the grocery store. At least insomnia has one benefit. I can get things done in the daytime.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 22, 2024 01:05 PM (sAmhv)

278 Simon and Garfunkel cover Trump trial.

https://tinyurl.com/ydhuj9uc
Posted by: BignJames



More like Janeane Garofalo and Liz Cheney.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 22, 2024 01:05 PM (Zz0t1)

279 Everyone knows Biden is a stupid, corrupt, piece of shit. i don't think the democrats will vote for Trump, but a significant number will stay home on election day. There are longer lines to a shithouse than to a Biden rally.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 22, 2024 01:05 PM (pohLc)

280 >>Ah, yes. I remember. I had the lasagna

>You wore blue.


..and the Music Played On.

Posted by: Joe Jackson at May 22, 2024 01:05 PM (gmlRP)

281 249 We've discussed the freezing eggs movement here before. At that time, some claimed that successful fertility with those eggs was low. Not true, especially if the eggs are frozen earlier in the woman's life, and the procedures continue to improve. The work I cited had a virtually 100% success rate. It seems like an eminently reasonable insurance policy to me.
Posted by: Archimedes
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Society is probably not going to have the wealth going forward to sustain that sort of behavior for all but the wealthiest who can always go the surrogate route anyway.

Severe financial crises from debt and informal/formal repudiation of public debt last for decades until enough political impetus exists to break the social and political situation that caused it (such as Millei in Argentina). Wars can shorten that reset because when everything is devastated--society takes off the guardrails to keep from starving (see post WWII Germany for example).

Posted by: whig at May 22, 2024 01:05 PM (PkS4e)

282 >>I'm in the "Trump isn't perfect, but yugely better than the alternative" camp.

The last perfect person was Hey Zeus and there are people who would complain he was too pushy.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 22, 2024 01:05 PM (LkLld)

283 Biden is so cool.

Viva Frei
@thevivafrei
“I say it to every young man thinking of getting married, marry into a family of five or more daughters… You know why?
*in a perverted whisper*
One of ‘em will always love you. Not the same one…”

Nothing weird about that.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 22, 2024 01:05 PM (L/fGl)

284
I doubt on Election Day RFK breaks 5%.

Posted by: Blago at May 22, 2024 01:02 PM


You might wanna check out how well Ross Perot did before making predictions about 3rd party candidates.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 22, 2024 01:05 PM (RKVpM)

285 I actually found it!

Beavis and Butthead - Ross Perot / Whip It
https://youtu.be/67jrcfRCfsQ

Posted by: Doof at May 22, 2024 01:05 PM (h0Z+I)

286 Is Trump Fatigue real?

Only to those who didn't want Trump in the first place.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 22, 2024 01:02 PM

Not sure how you get fatigued by a candidate? I mean, FFS it's not like it's work. Let's fight for our country! But I am fatigued! OK then.

Posted by: J Biden at May 22, 2024 01:05 PM (ewjUl)

287 It is the childhood vaccine schedule that has been inflicted on infants and small children.
My oldest grandson has borderline autistic traits, and there is otherwise nothing wrong with him. He is nice, sweet kid. But he is 6 years old and still not a very cogent talker. Both my sons (including his father) were talking a lot by 2, 2-1/2. I could carry on a normal conversation with my oldest son by the time he was 3 or so.
It is especially the MMR combination vaccine. But there are something like 40 or more vaccines that kids get before they are 1 year old.
Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at May 22, 2024 12:50 PM (vcOmj)

This is a big topic in our house, been reading a ton on this and I've seen posts on detoxing the aluminum that accumulates in the brain... this is a bit over my head, but there are Doctors writing about this stuff now. Really happy to have things like substack where it looks like folks are willing to "talk" about things more now.

Posted by: Inogame at May 22, 2024 01:05 PM (53oGX)

288 No condom, use Glad Wrap

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at May 22, 2024 01:06 PM (J8LnB)

289
ace.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 22, 2024 01:04 PM (E78bp)



Gesundheit!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 22, 2024 01:06 PM (Zz0t1)

290 I saw Comal and assumed New Braunfels. The CFS at Gristmill in Gruene is good too. And see who's playing at Gruene Hall.

Posted by: Oddbob at May 22, 2024 01:06 PM (/y8xj)

291 Imagine the chaos if Trump gets elected, then insists upon an actual budget rather than the current nonsense, as per The Constitution.

Posted by: davidt at May 22, 2024 01:06 PM (SYTee)

292 Off Biden sock

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 22, 2024 01:06 PM (ewjUl)

293 Trump Fatigue!!! We need a good clean stuffed shirt all American Republican type that does great conservativy stuff at the state level, promises all sorts of shit then stabs us in the back so we can complain about it! Fatigue? Really? I'm fatigued of the pieces of shit coward cocksuckers called Republicans and every flavor of the week "conservative" they trot out. We get warm n fuzzy cuz they say conservative stuff and they're just the root n toot n-est conservative fighter.

Fuck your Trump fatigue. He'll be gone in a few months or four years then we'll be back to the usual limpdicks wee fanboy over.

Posted by: JROD at May 22, 2024 01:06 PM (IlL6s)

294 In a just world, Comey, et al would be hung in public and tossed in the local landfill.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 22, 2024 01:06 PM (YRsIm)

295 I don't think I'd be wearing Biden's sock. Who knows what's in it?

Posted by: Ribbed at May 22, 2024 01:07 PM (B0mGw)

296 230 @205

>>Imagine the ShitShow(s) if it ends 269-269.

That is within the realm of possibility, the election very well may get thrown to The House to decide, what an awesome spectacle that would be.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 22, 2024 12:56 PM (JIdXK)

Why do you think so many repubs are retiring? What better way to handle a tie in the house...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 22, 2024 01:07 PM (ynpvh)

297 And this will only drive a wedge between those with degrees and those who never went to college.

Never mind that I went to college and paid off my student loans. And had multiple means to pay for it.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 22, 2024 01:07 PM (xgbJW)

298 As evidence piles up daily that our little experiment in self governance is coming to a close, I just want a happy ending. Some promise of a phoenix rising from the ashes. Anything.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 22, 2024 01:07 PM (MeG8a)

299 117 The SPR has about 18 days' supply in it if it is drained indiscriminately. Since we only need to increase production by a third, that can be tripled. Less than two months of prices that low, and the SPR is *gone* - and that assumes immediate effect.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 22, 2024 12:35 PM (d04cU)


He's already spent $6t this year. Money is no object. He will spend whatever it takes for Owebama's 4th term.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 22, 2024 12:38 PM (Zz0t1)


If I am re-elected I promise to put a pound of chicken-flavored bug paste in every pot and an EV in every garage!!!!

Posted by: Joe "Buying Votes Every Second of Every Day" Biden at May 22, 2024 01:08 PM (5fDan)

300 "Imagine the chaos if Trump gets elected, then insists upon an actual budget"

That's a lot of ifs. No fiscal conservative, that Trump.

Posted by: Ribbed at May 22, 2024 01:08 PM (B0mGw)

301
Risk of Trisomy 21 at age 25: 1/1200

Risk of Trisomy 21 at age 45: 1/30

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at May 22, 2024 01:08 PM (w9Wax)

302 Viva Frei
@thevivafrei
“I say it to every young man thinking of getting married, marry into a family of five or more daughters… You know why?
*in a perverted whisper*
One of ‘em will always love you. Not the same one…”

Nothing weird about that.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 22, 2024 01:05 PM

One to shower with each day of the week. Except Sundays because he's a good Catholic.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 22, 2024 01:08 PM (ewjUl)

303 "Is it too late for me to take out a student loan and not hafta pay it back ?
Posted by: JT at May 22, 2024 12:31 PM (T4tVD)"

You need to have made ten years worth of payments and have ten years of eligible employment at a non-profit of some sort.

Ever since those programs were instituted, Congress has changed standards for what qualified, so that's why you never heard of anyone actually getting their loans discharged that way before the last couple of years.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at May 22, 2024 01:08 PM (ou9hh)

304 294 In a just world, Comey, et al would be hung in public and tossed in the local landfill.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 22, 2024 01:06 PM (YRsIm)

I'd leave his rotting corpse hanging. Let it be a message to others.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 22, 2024 01:08 PM (N39Ws)

305 I think there's a big difference between Trump fatigue and people who have never liked Trump and would prefer a different candidate.

They had their chance.

Posted by: BignJames at May 22, 2024 01:09 PM (AwYPR)

306 Imagine the chaos if Trump gets elected, then insists upon an actual budget rather than the current nonsense, as per The Constitution.
Posted by: davidt at May 22, 2024 01:06 PM (SYTee)
......

That's crazy talk.

Posted by: wth at May 22, 2024 01:09 PM (v0R5T)

307 241 Simon and Garfunkel cover Trump trial.

https://tinyurl.com/ydhuj9uc

Posted by: BignJames at May 22, 2024 12:58 PM (AwYPR)

I thought she was the History Channel's "Aliens!" guy...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 22, 2024 01:09 PM (ynpvh)

308 At that time, some claimed that successful fertility with those eggs was low. Not true, especially if the eggs are frozen earlier in the woman's life...

-

I'm betting freezing the eggs when the lady is young and then implanting the eggs when the lady remained fairly young was the key.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men don't care about women's accomplishments, only looks and not nagging at May 22, 2024 01:09 PM (ICJ9S)

309 Marrying sisters: It's in the Bible.

Posted by: Ribbed at May 22, 2024 01:09 PM (B0mGw)

310 >>“I say it to every young man thinking of getting married, marry into a family of five or more daughters… You know why?
*in a perverted whisper*
One of ‘em will always love you. Not the same one…”


A. That is f$cked up. Srsly, WTH? Woody Allen might agree, but. . . ?

B. Where are all these families with 5 kids, let alone 5 daughters? His party has been championing abortion for 50 years now. He might as well advise you find a family with a pet unicorn. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at May 22, 2024 01:09 PM (cCVOS)

311 I doubt on Election Day RFK breaks 5%.
Posted by: Blago at May 22, 2024 01:02 PM (wMRY

Those will all be votes that could have gone to Trump!!! Biden will win reelection because of RFKJr!!! OH NO!!!

Posted by: Clay Travis and Buck Sexton at May 22, 2024 01:09 PM (xgbJW)

312 In a just world, Comey, et al would be hung in public and tossed in the local landfill.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 22, 2024 01:06 PM

You misspelled drug behind a school bus until his bloody stumps were all that was left.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 22, 2024 01:09 PM (ewjUl)

313 And this will only drive a wedge between those with degrees and those who never went to college.

That will be interesting / dangerous. My wife comes from a blue collar family that start reproducing early. We didn't start until our 30s, as did our girls, but are all MUCH more financially secure.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 22, 2024 01:10 PM (CsUN+)

314 Viva Frei
@thevivafrei
“I say it to every young man thinking of getting married, marry into a family of five or more daughters… You know why?
*in a perverted whisper*
One of ‘em will always love you. Not the same one…”

Nothing weird about that.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 22, 2024 01:05 PM

----------------

Inbred white trash.

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at May 22, 2024 01:10 PM (A2XMJ)

315 >>It is the childhood vaccine schedule that has been inflicted on infants and small children.


I am not sold on this one.

My opinion is that we have too many people of poor genetic composition surviving to breeding age.

ex. A person with a peanut allergy should never survive long enough to procreate.

I don't think Darwin was completely correct, but he wasn't completely wrong either.
I see him more like Ptolemy than Copernicus. Wrong. But crazy accurate.

Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2024 01:10 PM (gmlRP)

316 306 Imagine the chaos if Trump gets elected, then insists upon an actual budget rather than the current nonsense, as per The Constitution.
Posted by: davidt at May 22, 2024 01:06 PM (SYTee)
......

That's crazy talk.
Posted by: wth at May 22, 2024 01:09 PM (v0R5T)

Recall the times that Congress shoved Continuing Resolutions at him in the 11th hour - necessitating him to sign them or the world ends?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 22, 2024 01:10 PM (N39Ws)

317 But I thought James Comey stole the election from Hillary?

He's a good guy again?

I'm so confused.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 22, 2024 01:10 PM (Zz0t1)

318 Inbreeding: Also in the Bible!

Posted by: Ribbed at May 22, 2024 01:11 PM (Ectld)

319 Marrying sisters: It's in the Bible.
Posted by: Ribbed at May 22, 2024 01:09 PM

My man!

Posted by: Bromars Humping Brother at May 22, 2024 01:11 PM (ewjUl)

320 Ive never understood NH, it's supposedly the only red state in the Northeast and yet they all act like fucking retards every presidential election

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Esteemed Trump-Ho and Searcher of Wagshambas at May 22, 2024 01:11 PM (VTu1l)

321 Former Congressman Bob Barr elected as head of the NRA.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 22, 2024 01:11 PM (aFNOf)

322 Risk of Trisomy 21 at age 25: 1/1200

Risk of Trisomy 21 at age 45: 1/30
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks

I never did well in trisomy. Could never remember if it is pie are squared or cake.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 22, 2024 01:11 PM (L/fGl)

323 "it's supposedly the only red state in the Northeast and yet they all act like fucking retards every presidential election"

Libertarians being overrun by crazy Vermont communists. Basically bred for the fucking retard gene.

Posted by: Ribbed at May 22, 2024 01:12 PM (Ectld)

324 269 I keep asking the question: Why pretend that there is a budget? Why can't any agency, department, committee, office just cut checks to whoever they want without any regard whatsoever to any budgetary cap, allocation or statutory restraint?

That is, what bank won't honor a Government Check? What bank won't respect a wire transfer?

They could spend ten trillion this election year and there is no controlling authority to stop it.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at May 22, 2024 01:03 PM (iruKY)

Pretend? There hasn’t been a budget in ages.

The Founders could never have imagined a Congress so eager to cough up their power.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 22, 2024 01:12 PM (xgbJW)

325 305 I think there's a big difference between Trump fatigue and people who have never liked Trump and would prefer a different candidate.

They had their chance.
Posted by: BignJames at May 22, 2024 01:09 PM (AwYPR)


==================


You know that. I know that. They don't know that.

Posted by: Oschisms at May 22, 2024 01:12 PM (JQiMb)

326 276 >>>I think there's a big difference between Trump fatigue and people who have never liked Trump and would prefer a different candidate.
------------

ace.
Posted by: Braenyard
========
Since the Bush years, he has been disappointed that his dream candidates never get to run for the brass ring. So he has been fairly up front about disliking a lot of the GOP general election nominees for prezzie including Trump. That gives his criticisms some bite of nominees and their short comings. However, he is not realistic that if he got the candidates he was pining for, that he would not end up disliking them as well.

The best policy is never put one's politicians on a pedestal--they will all do things that betray you, cause you harm, and live far better lives after they serve (Trump may be an exception here) than the US citizens that they serve.

I've seen too many candidates, officeholders, political parties, donors, etc. behave like jackasses when the general public is not around. I have seen some vilified pols actually be honest, decent, and hard working types that are hated by their colleagues and many of the people claiming to share the same party with them.


Posted by: whig at May 22, 2024 01:12 PM (PkS4e)

327 Stop by Krause's restaurant in New Braunfels. Fantastic German food.

I think the default activity in Gruene was tube the Guadalupe River then eat bar food off at the Green River Grill.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at May 22, 2024 01:12 PM (iruKY)

328 I think there's a big difference between Trump fatigue

**************

Biden fatigue will out-trump Trump fatigue

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Esteemed Trump-Ho and Searcher of Wagshambas at May 22, 2024 01:12 PM (VTu1l)

329 "since these unconstitutional student loan giveaways are also illegal, Trump should sign on EO in the first week stating that all illegally forgiven student loans are back in place.
Posted by: Wingnutt "

I suppose that's one way to get him assassinated.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at May 22, 2024 01:12 PM (ou9hh)

330 321 Former Congressman Bob Barr elected as head of the NRA.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 22, 2024 01:11 PM (aFNOf)

Just what they need, a limp dick do nothing spineless worm running the show.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 22, 2024 01:13 PM (pohLc)

331 321 Former Congressman Bob Barr elected as head of the NRA.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 22, 2024 01:11 PM (aFNOf)

This is good! To keep the NRA viable, it needs fresh blood/leadership every so often. No Wayne LaPierre’s hanging around forever.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 22, 2024 01:13 PM (xgbJW)

332 314 Viva Frei
@thevivafrei
“I say it to every young man thinking of getting married, marry into a family of five or more daughters… You know why?
*in a perverted whisper*
One of ‘em will always love you. Not the same one…”

Nothing weird about that.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 22, 2024 01:05 PM

----------------

Inbred white trash.
Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at May 22, 2024 01:10 PM (A2XMJ)

"Also, make sure to look at the wives of your co-workers and those helping you out. Lot of good tail there!"

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 22, 2024 01:14 PM (KbCG3)

333 I have some steak in the freezer I'm gonna cook tonight. Wanna stop over for dinner and a beer? Maybe I should mention the steak's been in the freezer for a decade.
Posted by: Divide by Zero


I ate a twenty yr old MRE John Wayne cookie that'd been in the freezer for 20 years. Couldn't tell the difference.

But that was a cookie. Not baby eggs.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 22, 2024 01:14 PM (ofCHO)

334 "since these unconstitutional student loan giveaways are also illegal, Trump should sign on EO in the first week stating that all illegally forgiven student loans are back in place."

Oh, no. He'll lose the college graduate layabout grifter vote. We were closing the gap on that one.

Posted by: Ribbed at May 22, 2024 01:14 PM (Ectld)

335 It would also be interesting to see how many older moms have trouble during their pregnancies. Sure, the eggs were fine when you put them in there, but the oven cooked them wrong because you're too old to be doing this.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men don't care about women's accomplishments, only looks and not nagging at May 22, 2024 01:14 PM (ICJ9S)

336 Jane Fonda has Bush Fatigue.

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at May 22, 2024 01:14 PM (A2XMJ)

337
Risk of Trisomy 21 at age 25: 1/1200

Risk of Trisomy 21 at age 45: 1/30


That's retarded.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 22, 2024 01:14 PM (RKVpM)

338 I saw Comal and assumed New Braunfels. The CFS at Gristmill in Gruene is good too. And see who's playing at Gruene Hall.
Posted by: Oddbob at May 22, 2024 01:06 PM


Ahh
Apparently we are headed to the Gristmill. Daughter of Diogenes has been there before.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 22, 2024 01:14 PM (rVgtT)

339 320 Ive never understood NH, it's supposedly the only red state in the Northeast and yet they all act like fucking retards every presidential election
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Esteemed Trump-Ho and Searcher of Wagshambas at May 22, 2024 01:11 PM (VTu1l)

NH hasn't been red in a long time. Purple, but not red. The GOP in this state functions around the level of kindergarten. The greed, incompetence and corruption that exists in the GOPe party here is believable, but shocking.

Now, factor in the great migration from MA, NY, CT, NJ and others during COVID. People able to work from home, so they come to their vacation homes in NH and declare residency. NH is lost to the GOP.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 22, 2024 01:14 PM (N39Ws)

340 That's retarded.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 22, 2024 01:14 PM (RKVpM)




They wrote it in cursive?

Posted by: Rachel Jeantel at May 22, 2024 01:15 PM (Zz0t1)

341 So why doesn't the GOP do anything (except campaign fulminations) about Biden's student loan giveaways? Because to them $175-billion isn't a lot of money. Coming out of the "people's purse" why, that's barely pocket change; nothing much to get excited about.

The GOP hasn't been Republican - representing the interests of the voters who sent them, as opposed to the moneyed interests who've purchased them - for more decades than I care to think about.

Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at May 22, 2024 01:15 PM (TOe+Q)

342 RNC HQ on lockdown. Unidentified powder was found.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 22, 2024 01:15 PM (aFNOf)

343 Inbred white trash.
Posted by: ShainS


"Also, make sure to look at the wives of your co-workers and those helping you out. Lot of good tail there!"
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer


Family reunions.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 22, 2024 01:15 PM (ofCHO)

344 Jane Fonda has Bush Fatigue.
Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at May 22, 2024 01:14 PM

Well, it's filled with dust, so.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 22, 2024 01:15 PM (ewjUl)

345 RNC HQ on lockdown. Unidentified powder was found.

--

Hun-TER!!!

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men don't care about women's accomplishments, only looks and not nagging at May 22, 2024 01:15 PM (ICJ9S)

346 RNC HQ on lockdown. Unidentified powder was found.
Posted by: Maj. Healey


Was Hunter Biden there?

Posted by: rickb223 at May 22, 2024 01:16 PM (ofCHO)

347 Kennedy will get 14%+
Most of it democrat

Posted by: Beto Ochoa at May 22, 2024 01:16 PM (dzZCL)

348 RNC HQ on lockdown. Unidentified powder was found.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 22, 2024 01:15 PM

Hunter?

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 22, 2024 01:16 PM (ewjUl)

349 >>>Doctors writing about this stuff now. Really happy to have things like substack where it looks like folks are willing to "talk" about things more now.
Posted by: Inogame at May 22, 2024
-----------------

FDA just settled it's suite with FrontLine Doctors, it will not proceed.
Marik declares it a victory. Mary Tally Bowden is continuing her suite against the Texas Medical System and I believe another of her cases is going to the Supreme Ct.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 22, 2024 01:16 PM (E78bp)

350 “I say it to every young man thinking of getting married, marry into a family of five or more daughters… You know why?
*in a perverted whisper*
One of ‘em will always love you. Not the same one…”
________

Dear Penthouse, ....

Posted by: Joe from Scranton at May 22, 2024 01:16 PM (xp+jQ)

351 "Hun-TER!!!"

That boy would lose his dick if it wasn't tacked on.

Posted by: Ribbed at May 22, 2024 01:16 PM (B0mGw)

352 Horde Mind. Experience it!

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 22, 2024 01:16 PM (ewjUl)

353
We know that no one ever seizes power with the intention of relinquishing it. Power is not a means; it is an end.
Posted by: George Orwell at May 22, 2024


***
Be honest, Mr. Orwell. You learned that from us.

Posted by: Thrush Supreme Council at May 22, 2024 01:16 PM (J2vNu)

354 The process of egg freezing consists of egg cells being frozen at -196°C and maintained at that temperature for storage. This prevents the egg cells from degrading with time, meaning that they could theoretically be stored forever. However, there are regulations set by the Human Fertilisation and Embryology Authority (HFEA) restricting the amount of time that eggs can be stored for. (this is a British website)

How long can I store my eggs for?

When stored for social reasons, such as lack of partner, or choosing to postpone pregnancy, eggs can be kept in storage for up to 10 years. After this period, they must be discarded. The HFEA regulations allow eggs from people that suffer from premature infertility to be stored for up to 55 years. Your doctor or clinician will be able to tell you whether you are eligible for extended egg storage and advise you on what to do if you meet the necessary criteria.


https://tinyurl.com/4sukbw7s

Posted by: Archimedes at May 22, 2024 01:17 PM (CsUN+)

355 RNC HQ on lockdown. Unidentified powder was found.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 22, 2024 01:15 PM (aFNOf)



Funny how they don't lock anything down when they find bags of coke lying around DC.

Like they know immediately what it is or something.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 22, 2024 01:17 PM (Zz0t1)

356 Kennedy will get 14%+
Most of it democrat
Posted by: Beto Ochoa at May 22, 2024 01:16 PM

And most of them dead.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 22, 2024 01:17 PM (ewjUl)

357 330 321 Former Congressman Bob Barr elected as head of the NRA.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 22, 2024 01:11 PM (aFNOf)

Just what they need, a limp dick do nothing spineless worm running the show.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 22, 2024 01:13 PM (pohLc)

So this is how the NRA raises the Barr...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 22, 2024 01:17 PM (ynpvh)

358 Former Congressman Bob Barr elected as head of the NRA.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 22, 2024 01:11 PM (aFNOf)

--------------

Kristi Noem hardest hit ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at May 22, 2024 01:17 PM (A2XMJ)

359 325 305 I think there's a big difference between Trump fatigue and people who have never liked Trump and would prefer a different candidate.

They had their chance.
Posted by: BignJames at May 22, 2024 01:09 PM (AwYPR)


==================


You know that. I know that. They don't know that.
Posted by: Oschisms
======
Doesn't work like that. Part of it is that people interested in politics read media that is purposefully misleading and full of lies. That includes Conservative Media TM too and they just won't let their buddies, no matter how discredited, disappear because they are in the club and we, the people are not.

Jim Treacher, for example, and Erick Erickson (has now apparently added Wood to his monicker). Both are paid shills and truly vile people yet they still get published. That goes for almost all of the NR people from the last twenty years or so and the whole Bullshit Bulwark crew in particular. Yet, these creatures are still cited as 'conservatives' when they spill their idiotic DC wisdom as if they are great thinkers instead of paid political whores.

Posted by: whig at May 22, 2024 01:17 PM (PkS4e)

360 My mother gave birth to me when she was 46. And I turned out (mostly) all right.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 22, 2024 01:17 PM (v6JzV)

361 333 I have some steak in the freezer I'm gonna cook tonight. Wanna stop over for dinner and a beer? Maybe I should mention the steak's been in the freezer for a decade.
Posted by: Divide by Zero


I ate a twenty yr old MRE John Wayne cookie that'd been in the freezer for 20 years. Couldn't tell the difference.

But that was a cookie. Not baby eggs.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 22, 2024 01:14 PM (ofCHO)

Baby eggs probably taste different. I'd have to ask cannibal Bob...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 22, 2024 01:18 PM (ynpvh)

362 2016, Johnson was at 8% in June and Stein at 5%. On election day, Johnson got 3.3% and Stein 1.1%.
Voters yap a lot, but most come home when it counts.

Posted by: Wally at May 22, 2024 01:18 PM (hqVaF)

363 115 As of this announcement, the Biden administration has cleared more than $167 billion in student loan debt for 4.75 million Americans in what Trump campaign Senior Advisor Jason Miller described as "Billions more in election year giveaways."

------------------

That's more than the current $147 billion annual budget for the US Army.

"It's good to be King Dictator!"
Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at May 22, 2024 12:38 PM

---

Despite the fact that the Army does it in heels, and backward!

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at May 22, 2024 01:18 PM (wzAuc)

364 340 That's retarded.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 22, 2024 01:14 PM (RKVpM)

They wrote it in cursive?

Posted by: Rachel Jeantel at May 22, 2024 01:15 PM (Zz0t1)

http://tiny.cc/yp77yz

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 22, 2024 01:19 PM (ynpvh)

365 This is good! To keep the NRA viable, it needs fresh blood/leadership every so often. No Wayne LaPierre’s hanging around forever.

Until proven otherwise, I will assume that Barr was hand-picked by the same board that enabled LaPierre's graft-o-rama.

Posted by: Oddbob at May 22, 2024 01:19 PM (/y8xj)

366 I think there's a big difference between Trump fatigue and people who have never liked Trump and would prefer a different candidate.

They had their chance.
Posted by: BignJames at May 22, 2024 01:09 PM (AwYPR)


==================


You know that. I know that. They don't know that.
Posted by: Oschisms
======
Doesn't work like that. Part of it is that people interested in politics read media that is purposefully misleading and full of lies. That includes Conservative Media TM too and they just won't let their buddies, no matter how discredited, disappear because they are in the club and we, the people are not.

Jim Treacher, for example, and Erick Erickson (has now apparently added Wood to his monicker). Both are paid shills and truly vile people yet they still get published. That goes for almost all of the NR people from the last twenty years or so and the whole Bullshit Bulwark crew in particular. Yet, these creatures are still cited as 'conservatives' when they spill their idiotic DC wisdom as if they are great thinkers instead of paid political whores.
Posted by: whig at May 22, 2024 01:17 PM (PkS4e)

What's that got to do with primaries?

Posted by: BignJames at May 22, 2024 01:19 PM (AwYPR)

367 358 Former Congressman Bob Barr elected as head of the NRA.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 22, 2024 01:11 PM (aFNOf)

--------------

Kristi Noem hardest hit ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at May 22, 2024 01:17 PM (A2XMJ)

Not as hard as her dog.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 22, 2024 01:19 PM (N39Ws)

368 342 RNC HQ on lockdown. Unidentified powder was found.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 22, 2024 01:15 PM (aFNOf)

Hunter gets around.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 22, 2024 01:20 PM (ynpvh)

369 That's from a place that's trying to sell the $10K procedure, Archimedes. Which is fine and I don't blame them because advertising works, but I doubt they'd tell you this unless it was in tiny writing at the bottom of the page:

"The clinical pregnancy rate per vitrified and thawed oocyte is 4.5%–12%.1 However, it should be noted that these data are generally derived from oocytes obtained from women less than 30 years of age. Clinical pregnancy rates decline with advanced maternal age at the time of freezing.1 Furthermore, the ASRM estimates that the live birth rate is 2%–12% for women under 38 years of age.6 Studies examining the success rates of social egg freezing remain limited, and egg freezing does not guarantee a successful pregnancy or live birth."

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/
PMC4467930/

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men don't care about women's accomplishments, only looks and not nagging at May 22, 2024 01:20 PM (ICJ9S)

370 "Not as hard as her dog."

Two to the chest, one to the head.

Posted by: Ribbed at May 22, 2024 01:20 PM (B0mGw)

371 RNC HQ on lockdown. Unidentified powder was found.
-------
That's new. MFM was just saying the two vials of blood addressed to PDT the last time I looked at the news-crawl.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 22, 2024 01:20 PM (ZdexC)

372 My mother gave birth to me when she was 46. And I turned out (mostly) all right.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 22, 2024 01:17 PM (v6JzV)




*sees open door*

*remembers the pickleball fiasco of 2024*

*doesn't go through open door*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 22, 2024 01:20 PM (Zz0t1)

373 How long can frozen eggs be stored? Indefinitely

https://tinyurl.com/yscwn8ns

Posted by: Archimedes at May 22, 2024 01:20 PM (CsUN+)

374 320 Ive never understood NH, it's supposedly the only red state in the Northeast and yet they all act like fucking retards every presidential election

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Esteemed Trump-Ho and Searcher of Wagshambas at May 22, 2024 01:11 PM (VTu1l)

-----

ME-2 keeps getting closer. It's only 1 EV, but still.

Posted by: sharksauce at May 22, 2024 01:20 PM (y7wyF)

375 Imagine having a society that had decided to tell women they shouldn't be mothers.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men don't care about women's accomplishments, only looks and not nagging at May 22, 2024 01:21 PM (ICJ9S)

376 *sees open door*

*remembers the pickleball fiasco of 2024*

*doesn't go through open door*
Posted by: Sponge


????????????

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 22, 2024 01:21 PM (v6JzV)

377 I ate a twenty yr old MRE John Wayne cookie that'd been in the freezer for 20 years.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 22, 2024 01:14 PM


That was in our T&E, darn you!

Posted by: Cockroaches in 50,000 AD at May 22, 2024 01:21 PM (a3Q+t)

378 343 Inbred white trash.
Posted by: ShainS

"Also, make sure to look at the wives of your co-workers and those helping you out. Lot of good tail there!"
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer

Family reunions.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 22, 2024 01:15 PM (ofCHO)


reminds me of shirts a couple was wearing that said something along the lines of "We Found Each Other on Ancestry.com"...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 22, 2024 01:21 PM (ynpvh)

379 It is the childhood vaccine schedule that has been inflicted on infants and small children.
My oldest grandson has borderline autistic traits, and there is otherwise nothing wrong with him. He is nice, sweet kid. But he is 6 years old and still not a very cogent talker. Both my sons (including his father) were talking a lot by 2, 2-1/2. I could carry on a normal conversation with my oldest son by the time he was 3 or so.
It is especially the MMR combination vaccine. But there are something like 40 or more vaccines that kids get before they are 1 year old.
Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at May 22, 2024 12:50 PM (vcOmj)

———

My second oldest son was developing perfectly normally until he got the MMR shot. A couple of days after the shot he passed out due a high fever, stopped breathing and almost died. After that the clock was set back to birth developmentally and he started exhibiting autistic traits such a stimmy behavior (hitting yourself), ecolalia and the such.

He just turned 20 yesterday but he’ll never be able to live on his own. He is only moderately autistic and thankfully can take care of his basic hygiene needs.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at May 22, 2024 01:21 PM (tXFoB)

380 My mother gave birth to me when she was 46. And I turned out (mostly) all right.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 22, 2024


***
Mine was 38, and ditto. (Mostly.)

Posted by: Thrush Supreme Council at May 22, 2024 01:21 PM (J2vNu)

381 "ME-2 keeps getting closer. It's only 1 EV, but still."

Tell me what the GOP is running on this year. With all the opportunities, what does the establishment want to do in the next four years. Because other than Trump, I have no idea what they want to do.

Posted by: Ribbed at May 22, 2024 01:21 PM (Ectld)

382 Apparently we are headed to the Gristmill.

Tell them you're from out of town and ask for an outside table with a view.

Posted by: Oddbob at May 22, 2024 01:22 PM (/y8xj)

383 252 Hindsight being 20/20 Perot winning would have been a win for us all.

Posted by: BruceWayne


Perot was a life long democrat, and was working in cooperation with Clinton and Jim Wright.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 22, 2024 01:00 PM (lTGtQ)

Didn't he also harbor extreme hatred for the Bush clan?
Not that I have a problem with that, persay...

Posted by: Inogame at May 22, 2024 01:22 PM (53oGX)

384 "115 As of this announcement, the Biden administration has cleared more than $167 billion in student loan debt for 4.75 million Americans in what Trump campaign Senior Advisor Jason Miller described as "Billions more in election year giveaways."

The part you all are missing is that Biden's administration is freeing millions of American from debt slavery to the US government. It's probably the only decent thing they will ever do, and rights the wrong (of changing standards for all of these loan forgiveness programs implemented by Congress, so that no one ever actually qualifies for them) that Congress has perpetrated on borrowers

Posted by: FeatherBlade at May 22, 2024 01:22 PM (ou9hh)

385
????????????

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 22, 2024 01:21 PM (v6JzV)



My humor is sometimes not for human consumption.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 22, 2024 01:23 PM (Zz0t1)

386 Is NH really in play?

A new poll from UMass Lowell today has Biden +6 over Trump in the 5-way. Trump usually does better in the 5-way, btw, than in the H2H. This poll has it 42-36 for Biden. The other 22% is scattered hither & yon.

The NH Journal poll, which Ace sites at the top, is not included in the RCP avg, for whatever reasons. The NH Journal is populist/right politically.

Although there have only been 3 RDP-approved NH polls so far, & a couple are somewhat stale, the RCP avg of these is Biden +6.

Based on past bitter experience, I'm skeptical about Trump having a genuine shot at winning NH.

Ironically, NH is the whitest state in the U.S., IIRC. So... can't blame this one on AOP & Cori Bush.



Posted by: mnw at May 22, 2024 01:23 PM (NLIak)

387 >> Imagine having a society that had decided to tell women they shouldn't be mothers.


While also telling them they must accept 3rd world masses to make up for them not having kids.
But also: all us people are literally killing the planet!.

And we wonder why so many people are on anti-depressants. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at May 22, 2024 01:23 PM (cCVOS)

388 373 How long can frozen eggs be stored? Indefinitely

https://tinyurl.com/yscwn8ns

Posted by: Archimedes at May 22, 2024 01:20 PM (CsUN+)

Stored != viable

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 22, 2024 01:23 PM (ynpvh)

389 I think the figure was around 45,000 votes across the 5 cities that stole the vote in 2020. Even a 3-5% third party vote makes that pretty impossible. Anyone who voted for Trump last time is going to vote for him this time. They know their vote was stolen. No way Biden is going to get "81 million" votes this time after what he has put the country through. If there is an undecided voter out there, is that person gong to decide that Biden is the best choice? They are going to vote 3rd party or stay home.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 22, 2024 01:23 PM (t/2Uw)

390 How long can frozen eggs be stored? Indefinitely

https://tinyurl.com/yscwn8ns
Posted by: Archimedes

-

To be clear, I never argued that eggs couldn't be frozen or for how long. Just that it's an expensive and mostly pointless procedure designed for the anti-human / anti-family / self-centered culture that we've become.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men don't care about women's accomplishments, only looks and not nagging at May 22, 2024 01:23 PM (ICJ9S)

391 nood thread
same as this one

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 22, 2024 01:23 PM (ZdexC)

392 *sees open door*

*remembers the pickleball fiasco of 2024*

*doesn't go through open door*
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 22, 2024 01:20 PM (Zz0t1)


That has been expunged. Or should I say ex-Sponged??

Posted by: Doof at May 22, 2024 01:24 PM (h0Z+I)

393 The part you all are missing is that Biden's administration is freeing millions of American from debt slavery to the US government. It's probably the only decent thing they will ever do, and rights the wrong (of changing standards for all of these loan forgiveness programs implemented by Congress, so that no one ever actually qualifies for them) that Congress has perpetrated on borrowers
Posted by: FeatherBlade at May 22, 2024 01:22 PM (ou9hh)

Freeing millions in debt slavery to the U.S. government by further entrenching them in debt slavery to the U.S. government. Makes sense.

Not to mention the move is inflationary.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 22, 2024 01:24 PM (xgbJW)

394 I saw Extended Egg Storage open for the Dixie Chicks at State Farm Arena in 2000.

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at May 22, 2024 01:24 PM (A2XMJ)

395 Wow, MAGA Ken.
Similar thing happened with my niece - not sure what shot it was, but it was shortly after one of them that her development derailed and then the autism diagnosis.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 22, 2024 01:26 PM (cCVOS)

396 Attendance for Biden in NH was equivalent to a quarterly townhall meeting for a town of 5,000 where the discussion revolves around how many feet of sidewalk they can afford for a utility tank. And Biden has the MFM in tow to boost the numbers.

But, remember, Biden got more votes than any President in history. It's all those shy Obama/Biden voters scared of their shadows that "society" and MAGAts will assault them if they speak or show that remain hidden in polling.

Posted by: AnonybotymousDrivel at May 22, 2024 01:26 PM (aXxgO)

397 Nood iPad fail.
The Clock is ticking

Posted by: Heirloominati at May 22, 2024 01:27 PM (CtJ/Z)

398 That's from a place that's trying to sell the $10K procedure, Archimedes. Which is fine and I don't blame them because advertising works, but I doubt they'd tell you this unless it was in tiny writing at the bottom of the page:

Good point, but I want to know what the CPR is for "fresh" oocytes. I think many people assume it's 100%. It isn't.

"The clinical pregnancy rate per vitrified and thawed oocyte is 4.5%–12%.1

Clinical pregnancy rates decline with advanced maternal age at the time of freezing.1 Furthermore, the ASRM estimates that the live birth rate is 2%–12% for women under 38 years of age.6 Studies examining the success rates of social egg freezing remain limited, and egg freezing does not guarantee a successful pregnancy or live birth."

Nobody is saying (at least I'm not) that 100% of fertilized eggs lead to children, nor that later maternity doesn't diminish one's chances of a successful pregnancy, or that a successful pregnancy is guaranteed (which is also true of young women). But it is incorrect to say that frozen eggs rarely lead to fertilization. Your extract does not compare successful pregnancy rates for frozen vs fresh eggs.


Posted by: Archimedes at May 22, 2024 01:27 PM (CsUN+)

399 Jealousy of porn actor led to murder attempt with golf club, LAPD says...

-
No word on whether Biden was involved.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 22, 2024 01:28 PM (L/fGl)

400 383 252 Hindsight being 20/20 Perot winning would have been a win for us all.

Posted by: BruceWayne


Perot was a life long democrat, and was working in cooperation with Clinton and Jim Wright.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 22, 2024 01:00 PM (lTGtQ)

Didn't he also harbor extreme hatred for the Bush clan?
Not that I have a problem with that, persay...
Posted by: Inogame at May 22, 2024 01:22 PM (53oGX)

Nah. Perot LOVED free trade - so long as he and his family controlled it. He wouldn’t be able to control it with NAFTA so he hated free trade. (When you get down to it, free trade opponents’ biggest problem is with freedom. I’m not even a free trade purist. I am of the view of Denali: free trade with all except the PRC, they are the enemy).

And Perot loved telling people what the problems were without offering solutions. He talked a great game in other areas but had zero to offer in terms of solutions. If I were of voting age in 1992 with hindsight I would have voted Alfred E. Neuman.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 22, 2024 01:28 PM (xgbJW)

401
And Perot loved telling people what the problems were without offering solutions. He talked a great game in other areas but had zero to offer in terms of solutions. If I were of voting age in 1992 with hindsight I would have voted Alfred E. Neuman.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 22, 2024 01:28 PM (xgbJW)

Check that. I would have voted Andre Marrou. For no other reason than he was Chris Marrou’s brother. (And many San Antonians did the same I suspect for the same reason. Chris Marrou was a longtime anchor for KENS 5 Eyewitness News and a local broadcast legend.)

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 22, 2024 01:30 PM (xgbJW)

402 Perot was a life long democrat, and was working in cooperation with Clinton and Jim Wright.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 22, 2024 01:00 PM (lTGtQ)

Didn't he also harbor extreme hatred for the Bush clan?
Not that I have a problem with that, persay...

Posted by: Inogame


If you look at a map of north Fort Worth, there are about 10,000 acres in an area called Alliance. Perot family owns that. The alliance was between Perot and Jim Wright, dem speaker. They snuck a free trade deal into legislation so that Perot could build a huge import facility there and not pay taxes. Bush pushed NAFTA through and took most of the value away. Perot vowed to get revenge, and worked with Clinton to ensure that Bush lost even though Clinton only got 40% of the vote. Four years later, Clinton called again, and this time gave Perot part of the social security remittance business if he would run again. Now, Alliance is a huge distribution center for Fedex, Amazon, and others.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 22, 2024 01:31 PM (lTGtQ)

403 What's that got to do with primaries?
Posted by: BignJames

Gell Mann amnesia effect coined by Michael Crichton. A lot of the NTers on the right look for people that they would feel comfortable with their peers allowing them to support. Since their circle of friends revile candidate A over candidate B, then the great unwashed ignoramuses must be led to candidate B. This sort of NTer is locked into the NY-DC axis and often composed of the minor footsoldiers of the party apparatus. They read material passed around by their group, they talk to insiders that corroborate and amplify their feelings, and so on. So they read nonsense by approved writers in Conservative media and nod approvingly with them. But, essentially, they ignore all the past time when these pundits of wisdom got it wrong or were found to be paid tainted whores for one campaign or another or simply disappointed officeseekers.

Hard to describe DC if you haven't lived there for a while but it is literally full of people that are simply loathsome toadies for their political patrons.

Posted by: whig at May 22, 2024 01:31 PM (PkS4e)

404
The part you all are missing is that Biden's administration is freeing millions of American from debt slavery to the US government. It's probably the only decent thing they will ever do, and rights the wrong (of changing standards for all of these loan forgiveness programs implemented by Congress, so that no one ever actually qualifies for them) that Congress has perpetrated on borrowers
Posted by: FeatherBlade

Am I missing sarcasm? There are loans made directly from the govt. in some cases, but many student loans are private and many people who consolidated their loans did so through private companies. Those people will keep their loan obligations because the government can’t tell a private company to wipe their books. While this is buying votes for some, it’s going to upset others who have the same debt, but because of how they refied, they won’t ever be free from it beyond, you know, paying them back. It is also upsetting those of us who paid astronomical loans back. My story is a little more complicated and I won’t bore you to death with it, but I paid loans I didn’t know I had.

Posted by: Piper at May 22, 2024 01:34 PM (p4NUW)

405 Freeing millions in debt slavery to the U.S. government by further entrenching them in debt slavery to the U.S. government. Makes sense.

Not to mention the move is inflationary.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33
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Not necessarily--the money sent to the gubmint for loan payments is not used to pay down the national debt but simply for allow for more gubmint spending. Same as social security and medicare taxes since LBJ's time--the money collected is spent and ious put in their place.

Dynamic analysis is really difficult of money flows and computing what will and will not cause inflation has a lot of problems datawise.

We really do not have a revenue problem but a government spending problem which will lead inevitably to a monetary collapse of some sort in the near future. We are already on the periphery of the historical average time that fiat money schemes exist before they collapse.

Posted by: whig at May 22, 2024 01:37 PM (PkS4e)

406 Am I missing sarcasm? There are loans made directly from the govt. in some cases, but many student loans are private and many people who consolidated their loans did so through private companies. Those people will keep their loan obligations because the government can’t tell a private company to wipe their books. While this is buying votes for some, it’s going to upset others who have the same debt, but because of how they refied, they won’t ever be free from it beyond, you know, paying them back. It is also upsetting those of us who paid astronomical loans back. My story is a little more complicated and I won’t bore you to death with it, but I paid loans I didn’t know I had.
Posted by: Piper
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People are always going to be enraged by government actions in particulars but the natural path of government is to take from some to give to others. It eventually ends up in past generations sacrificing the future by accumulating huge amounts of debt that can never be repaid.

How many people resent that roughly one trillion bucks (last time I checked) goes to welfare related spending. How many people are mad that we have spent a trillion roughly speaking over Iraq and Afghanistan.

Posted by: whig at May 22, 2024 01:40 PM (PkS4e)

407 Oh, absolutely. The same bunch that knows Global Warming is settled Science or how COVID came from someone eating a bat has determined that Girl Bosses having babies in their 40s is perfectly safe.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men don't care about women's accomplishments, only looks and not nagging at May 22, 2024 12:47 PM (ICJ9S)

Plus they think freezing their eggs and waiting even longer to get pregnant without a dad is an effective solution.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 22, 2024 01:50 PM (eoQWY)

408 In 2016 Trump lost to Hillary by less than 3,000 votes, so this shouldn't be that much of a surprise.

Posted by: Henry O at May 22, 2024 01:51 PM (X5Mi4)

409 My oldest grandson has borderline autistic traits, and there is otherwise nothing wrong with him. He is nice, sweet kid. But he is 6 years old and still not a very cogent talker. Both my sons (including his father) were talking a lot by 2, 2-1/2. I could carry on a normal conversation with my oldest son by the time he was 3 or so.
It is especially the MMR combination vaccine. But there are something like 40 or more vaccines that kids get before they are 1 year old.
Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at May 22, 2024 12:50 PM (vcOmj)

I remember a book by Sowell called Late Talking Children about his experiences with his child, and others he met through that experience.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 22, 2024 01:56 PM (eoQWY)

410 I am not sold on this one.

My opinion is that we have too many people of poor genetic composition surviving to breeding age.

ex. A person with a peanut allergy should never survive long enough to procreate.

I don't think Darwin was completely correct, but he wasn't completely wrong either.
I see him more like Ptolemy than Copernicus. Wrong. But crazy accurate.
Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2024 01:10 PM (gmlRP)

Some traits survive that wouldn't have in earlier times but those tend to be the ones that matter less given our civilization level. This I assume is more than counterbalanced by the mixing of genes from distant places in the US due to travel to school and jobs rather than picking your mate from a narrow district or the same village and inbreeding.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 22, 2024 02:02 PM (eoQWY)

411 debt slavery? Shouldn't there be scare quotes around that? Sorry, I'm very old school ... nobody was forced to take out 'education' loans. I've never avoided paying a loan, and since I was 22 (back in '71), I've never not paid off early. Haven't had an actual loan since I turned 50. I learned that saving until I could pay cash for anything has saved me an enormous amount of money.
So ... I have less than zero sympathy for former students with huge obligations.
My hero is my stepdaughter ... a scientist with a lucrative career ... who worked her way through to her Masters and has no student debt.

Posted by: Wingnutt at May 22, 2024 02:10 PM (Yu0vp)

412 Seldom mentioned, but important.
Obamacare is supposed to be partially funded with the Govt receipts from Student Loans, that was part of the entire "It pays for itself" rationale that led to it's passage. Biden recently adding illegal migrants to the program only makes it even worse.

Posted by: birdog at May 22, 2024 02:39 PM (+Fkyb)

413 At this point they may as well run TV ads "Loan Forgiveness Clearinghouse Sweepstakes! YOU May Already Be a Winner!!!!" with Biden handing out giant checks to the lucky recipients.

Posted by: Harrison Bergeron at May 22, 2024 03:10 PM (JuaQi)

414 The Democ-Rats with the keys to the Money bin and long long list of Pork Barrel Projects top of t heir list will be Democrat regestration booths set up at the Southern Border

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at May 22, 2024 04:48 PM (wGqjj)

415 Merchan's game is to convict Trump no matter how ridiculously bad his actions are - so Trump has a "Felony" conviction to give the Dems a talking point for the election.

Trump's attorney, in the closing arguments ought to point out the possibility of "jury nullification". Of course that would be an automatic mistrial... Oops, Sorry about that.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at May 22, 2024 06:04 PM (CecP5)

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