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Biden's Speech to Morehouse College: America Is a Racist Shithole and the American Dream Is a Vicious Lie


He claimed that white supremacist cops were hunting and killing black men who Didn't Do Nuffin.

President Biden's commencement speech at Morehouse College on Sunday sparked backlash with critics describing one part of the president's speech as "disgusting" race baiting.

He cannot run on his record, so he's going to run, as Democrats almost always do, on hatred and race-baiting and division.


The president spoke at the HBCU's graduation ceremony on Sunday despite the threat of interrupting anti-Israel protesters. During his speech, he talked about George Floyd and how Black Americans face racism in the country.

"You missed your high school graduation. You started college just as George Floyd was murdered, and there was a reckoning on race. It's natural to wonder if the 'democracy' you hear about actually works for you. What is democracy? That Black men are being killed in the street," Biden said.


He continued, "What is democracy? The trail of broken promises still leaves Black communities behind. What is democracy? You have to be ten times better than anyone else to get a fair shot. Most of all, what does it mean? As you've heard before, to be a Black man who loves his country even if it doesn't love him back in equal measure."

"They don't see you in the future of America. But they're wrong," he added.

Seems like the bitter old Confederate Joe Biden is the one who doesn't see black people in the future of America. He's stirring up racial separatist feelings.


The crowd applauded at his comment.

Social media users later called out Biden for appearing to frame the United States as racist and demeaning Black students.

"Imagine working hard for years to graduate from college and Joe Biden shows up on your day of celebration to remind you that you're a victim and America doesn't love you because you're black," Wrong Speak Publishing founder Adam Coleman wrote.

"This sums him up," New York Post reporter Miranda Devine wrote.

RedState columnist Buzz Patterson said, "Biggest racist on the planet. Argue with me."

Students for Life president Kristan Hawkins wrote, "This race baiting is disgusting."

...

Judicial Watch president Tom Fitton wrote, "BLM-style race hustler that promotes anti-American racial division, discrimination and segregation lectures on racism."


Some noted that Biden himself is an old-school Dixiecrat racist.


Joe Biden is right. Black people are treated as negatively different, inferior and undeserving of being seen as equals.

The culprit of such behavior: Joe Biden himself.

He's incapable of speaking to black people without reminding us of past plights, or ones that we're all supposedly dealing with today, as an emotional ploy to leverage our votes.eaker. AP

Worse, even in the face of success and celebratory triumph, like graduating from college, Joe Biden is unable to let us have our moment to reflect on what we were capable of doing.

Instead, he patronizes, telling us what he believes we won't be able to achieve.

On Sunday at Morehouse College in Atlanta, Joe Biden gave a campaign speech that was masquerading as a commencement address.

It was littered with identity politics, black trauma narratives, and an emphasis on how our existence is determined by how much struggle we must endure.

...


I don't throw statements like this around often because I take them very seriously: Joe Biden is a racist.

Matter of fact, he's the worst type of racist because he pretends to be your friend while pulling you back every time you attempt to move forward.

He's the friend who only calls you when he wants something and is never there for you when you're in need.

Joe Biden only showed up at Morehouse and other meetings featuring black people recently because his polling numbers among black Americans are decreasing and he needs us again to stay in power.

But every time he shows up and speaks to us, he can't help himself. He's the black cloud ready to rain on our parade, or in this case, our graduation.


Biden claimed he has loads of "Morehouse men" working at the White House, and then added "I'm not joking."

I'd like to see the f*cking list.

There were protests against "Genocide Joe," despite the school threatening expulsion for any students who protested His Degeneracy.


This is going around social media: This shows Joe Biden both on his "Talking Pills" and off them.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:32 PM




Comments

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1 2nd First?

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at May 21, 2024 12:32 PM (w9Wax)

2 First

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 21, 2024 12:32 PM (ZdexC)

3 Unexpectedly.

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at May 21, 2024 12:32 PM (VXJx/)

4 No. First first.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 21, 2024 12:33 PM (ZdexC)

5 Sweet. Now to the noodling. Then I can read the girthy content.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at May 21, 2024 12:33 PM (w9Wax)

6 SPONGE!!!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 21, 2024 12:33 PM (Wnv9h)

7 I thought Obama made everything mo; bettah?

Posted by: BignJames at May 21, 2024 12:33 PM (AwYPR)

8 He continued, "What is democracy? The trail of broken promises still leaves Black communities behind. What is democracy? You have to be ten times better than anyone else to get a fair shot. Most of all, what does it mean? As you've heard before, to be a Black man who loves his country even if it doesn't love him back in equal measure."
--------
Hasn't Joe been running the country for the past four years??

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 21, 2024 12:33 PM (ZdexC)

9 America Is a Racist Shithole and the American Dream Is a Vicious Lie

Did he finish with you might as well give up and kill yourself?

Posted by: huerfano at May 21, 2024 12:34 PM (VGOMa)

10 Willowed:

427 He’s incapable of speaking to black people without reminding us of past plights, or ones that we’re all supposedly dealing with today, as an emotional ploy to leverage our votes.

Worse, even in the face of success and celebratory triumph, like graduating from college, Joe Biden is unable to let us have our moment to reflect on what we were capable of doing.

Instead, he patronizes, telling us what he believes we won’t be able to achieve…


They do it because it works. If black voters would stop rewarding it, they wouldn't do it.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 21, 2024 12:35 PM (CsUN+)

11 >>>7 I thought Obama made everything mo; bettah?

Whoops!

Whoopsie!

Posted by: ace at May 21, 2024 12:35 PM (KRtlO)

12 rookie mistake

Posted by: BruceWayne at May 21, 2024 12:35 PM (CIS44)

13 Adam B. Coleman, who is black, wrote in the New York Post:

Joe Biden was racist and patronizing in his speech to Morehouse grads

Joe Biden is right. Black people are treated as negatively different, inferior and undeserving of being seen as equals.

The culprit of such behavior: Joe Biden himself.

He’s incapable of speaking to black people without reminding us of past plights, or ones that we’re all supposedly dealing with today, as an emotional ploy to leverage our votes.

Worse, even in the face of success and celebratory triumph, like graduating from college, Joe Biden is unable to let us have our moment to reflect on what we were capable of doing.

Instead, he patronizes, telling us what he believes we won’t be able to achieve…

I don’t throw statements like this around often because I take them very seriously: Joe Biden is a racist.

Posted by: SMOD at May 21, 2024 12:35 PM (RHGPo)

14 Joe was born a poor black child.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at May 21, 2024 12:36 PM (2hKQm)

15 Biden understands privilege. He knows Bidens can be one tenth as good as everyone else, and get anything they want.

What a piece of excrement.

Posted by: Eeyore at May 21, 2024 12:36 PM (1bNHn)

16 Biden was drug tested, but the results won't be released as he had some blood in his Adderall sample.

Posted by: Higher Than Cooter Brown at May 21, 2024 12:36 PM (V5BDR)

17 MAZE @mazemoore
Listening to Biden talk about the worst day in the history of humanity is awesome.

https://tinyurl.com/3h8uhtrz
Mashup of Joe effing up "January 6th".

Robby Starbuck @robbystarbuck 13h
This video is real. Not manipulated. This is the President of the United States. Imagine what you’d think you could get away with if you were a foreign leader watching this. He sounds like they pumped his mouth with Novocain.

https://tinyurl.com/49wstk5f
15 seconds; the Hersh Goldberg-Polin clip

End Wokeness @EndWokeness
Trump's latest post on Instagram 😂 🤣 😭

https://tinyurl.com/ynmanm24

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 21, 2024 12:36 PM (ZdexC)

18 Biden claimed he has loads of "Morehouse men" working at the White House, and then added "I'm not joking."

.. does he keep his list in binders ?

Posted by: SMOD at May 21, 2024 12:36 PM (RHGPo)

19 Seems like the bitter old Confederate Joe Biden is the one who doesn't see black people in the future of America. He's stirring up racial separatist feelings.
++++
He learned well at the knee of his old boss.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 21, 2024 12:37 PM (d04cU)

20 Yea, but you ain't black.... jack.

Posted by: Sloe Joe at May 21, 2024 12:37 PM (Q4IgG)

21 Did he ban Topo Chico?

Posted by: Eromero at May 21, 2024 12:37 PM (NxC5+)

22 He's incapable of speaking to black people without reminding us of past plights, or ones that we're all supposedly dealing with today, as an emotional ploy to leverage our votes.eaker. AP

Worse, even in the face of success and celebratory triumph, like graduating from college, Joe Biden is unable to let us have our moment to reflect on what we were capable of doing.

Instead, he patronizes, telling us what he believes we won't be able to achieve.
++++
Know your place. Don't go thinking you can rise above your raisin', boy.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 21, 2024 12:37 PM (d04cU)

23 Expectations influence outcomes…

Posted by: Famous Psychologist at May 21, 2024 12:37 PM (Hkcdp)

24 Could it be, when he was young,
Somebody dropped Joe on his head?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 21, 2024 12:38 PM (J2vNu)

25 Afternoon Ace. Biden is upset because his son Beau was a young black man murdered by police

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 21, 2024 12:38 PM (enVpg)

26 Im also banning your menthols
-Joey B

Posted by: BruceWayne at May 21, 2024 12:38 PM (CIS44)

27 Biden claimed he has loads of "Morehouse men" working at the White House, and then added "I'm not joking."
_____
No, he's not joking. He's lying.

Posted by: Eeyore at May 21, 2024 12:38 PM (1bNHn)

28 There were protests against "Genocide Joe," despite the school threatening expulsion for any students who protested His Degeneracy.
++++
What's the risk of expulsion if you've already graduated? The ceremony happens after the fact. The deal is done. You earned your degree.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 21, 2024 12:38 PM (d04cU)

29 Either he's demented and someone else wrote this, or he's not demented. You can't have it both ways. IOW someone else wrote the speech, just as someone else is shit stirring dissention among "affinity groups". Senior cabinet members? Obama people, BIRM?

Posted by: GOP sux at May 21, 2024 12:38 PM (Zzbjj)

30 What is democracy? That Black men are being killed in the street," Biden said.
---
This is the definition of democracy? As in Our Sacred Precious Democracy that is nobly and heroically defended by Democrats against the Mortal Threat of Bad Orange Man and his minions?

Posted by: screaming in digital at May 21, 2024 12:38 PM (xQ/4D)

31 In Joespeak,

"I'm not joking"

means

"I'm lying."

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at May 21, 2024 12:38 PM (wzAuc)

32 I bet could deliver very well one of George Wallace’s old speeches

Posted by: SMOD at May 21, 2024 12:39 PM (RHGPo)

33 To recapture the Jewish vote, before November

Joey 'Mush Mouth' Bidet will claim he knew personally the three young men who were murdered in Mississippi.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 21, 2024 12:39 PM (Vv92G)

34 I am shocked anyone is shocked Biden is inveterate racist.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 21, 2024 12:39 PM (RIvkX)

35 "Biden claimed he has loads of "Morehouse men" working at the White House, and then added "I'm not joking." I'd like to see the f*cking list."

Me too. If there were any, we'd be seeing their photos and names on the front page of NYT and WaPo.

Posted by: gp In The Center Of A Stool Boom at May 21, 2024 12:39 PM (MvF+J)

36 Biden, the human Charlie McCarthy.

That being said, Biden certainly did not write that speech. The entire speech-writing team and however green-lit this dreck are the real racists.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at May 21, 2024 12:39 PM (w9Wax)

37 Biden claimed he has loads of "Morehouse men" working at the White House, and then added "I'm not joking."

Which is Biden Code for "I just lied!".

He should add it to the end of every sentence he manages to dribble out.

Posted by: spindrift at May 21, 2024 12:39 PM (OguvZ)

38 Mr. Nobody American @GenerousGusto May 20
Calling an elected official a "DEI hire" and saying she "didn't earn it" is racist.

For someone who wrote social commentary through comics, you're a fucking retard.

Scott Adams @ScottAdamsSays 23h
Allow me to say it again, but louder, since you didn’t like it.

Our current system involves hiring incompetent people to meet diversity goals because our racist school system does not produce enough good candidates.

I don’t say Byron Donaldson or Larry Elder are diversity hires. You know they belong on stage as soon as they start talking.

We have a massive incompetence problem and DEI is at least half of it. It’s part of the system design.

Aren’t you glad you canceled me?

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 21, 2024 12:39 PM (ZdexC)

39 Black men are held back in America. Is that Democracy? Black men are limited to only two terms as President. Is that Democracy? Black men are some of the highest paid men in America . But it’s for athletics. Is that Democracy?

Posted by: polynikes at May 21, 2024 12:40 PM (SHMXB)

40 @GrahamAllen_1
DRUG TEST JOE BIDEN!!!
++++
This might have been the point of the demand. Not to actually get a drug test, but for the propagandists to do what they always do - that is, defend Biden and project whatever it is (a drug addict, in this case) onto Trump - and then have the crowd do what it always does and show up with video after video, meme after meme, example after example of how Trump was right.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 21, 2024 12:40 PM (d04cU)

41 It takes vast amounts of pharma, both legal and illegal, to treat a severe stutter like our fake preznit suffers from.

Posted by: Happy Harry at May 21, 2024 12:40 PM (V5BDR)

42 To recapture the Jewish vote, before November

Joey 'Mush Mouth' Bidet will claim he knew personally the three young men who were murdered in Mississippi.

He'll claim he was on the mountaintop with Moses when he received the Ten Commandments. There used to be 11. That last one was "Orange Mad Bad".

Posted by: Archimedes at May 21, 2024 12:40 PM (CsUN+)

43 democrats have always treated colored folks as their property, which they at one time were, then like pets and little pickaninnies once their were freed. Then in the 60's they began treating the colored folks as a science exspearmint, doling out money and programs to see how the mice would react and behave and evolve.





Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 21, 2024 12:41 PM (IebSC)

44 There is no such thing as a non-political speech by a politician.

Posted by: Richard Nixon (1913-1994) at May 21, 2024 12:41 PM (DeJo7)

45 The crowd applauded at his comment.

And that's why I don't give a fuck what any Dem spews out at black people. They don't care. Why should I?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 21, 2024 12:41 PM (Q0kLU)

46 "I'm not joking."

The assumption is that he is always lying joking and he will inform us when he is not.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 21, 2024 12:41 PM (aFNOf)

47
Biden claimed he has loads of "Morehouse men" working at the White House

How many men equal a load?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 21, 2024 12:41 PM (63Dwl)

48 I am most surprised Joe didn't tell the story about his NFL try outs, where he told a reporter in the locker room he liked taking showers with N...... .

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 21, 2024 12:41 PM (V5eKu)

49 He'll claim he was on the mountaintop with Moses when he received the Ten Commandments. There used to be 11. That last one was "Orange Mad Bad".
Posted by: Archimedes at May 21, 2024 12:40 PM (CsUN+)

There were, in fact, 15.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 21, 2024 12:41 PM (DeJo7)

50 This speech should surprise nobody. This is who Joe is. Not on race specifically, but on everything.

Does anyone remember the 2020 campaign as it related to COVID? I'll go ahead and summarize it for any who have forgotten:

Trump: It's a real challenge, but we've got this thing licked and need to get back to normal with treatments and vaccines.

Biden: It will be a cold, dark winter of death and disaster.

This is what he does.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 21, 2024 12:42 PM (d04cU)

51 Biden claimed he has loads of "Morehouse men" at the White House.

Confirmed!

Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at May 21, 2024 12:42 PM (w9Wax)

52 Speaking of DEI, racist Emmitt Smith opened his racist pie hole again. I knew their was a reason I disliked him besides being a Cowboy way back when I used to watch the NFL.

Posted by: polynikes at May 21, 2024 12:42 PM (SHMXB)

53 Wallace got like 80% of the black vote in his last election. Biden may get less.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at May 21, 2024 12:42 PM (2hKQm)

54 Black men being killed in the street mostly by ... other black men, thanks to the devastating policies of the Democrat Party.

Posted by: Anti-Faucist at May 21, 2024 12:42 PM (qUkBO)

55 F. Joe's latest idiocy: In a speech he says that when he "was Vice-President, the pandemic was bad [sic]," and that "Barack" told him to "go to Detroit and help fix it." Whether "it" was the pandemic or Detroit is not made clear, but I doubt F. Joe or his handlers know.

His mush-mouth made "Barack" sound more like "Bark." (Which as we know makes sense.)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 21, 2024 12:42 PM (J2vNu)

56 Vote Democrat 2024

You Suck Amirite?

We Hate You



Posted by: eleven at May 21, 2024 12:42 PM (fV+MH)

57 This might have been the point of the demand. Not to actually get a drug test, but for the propagandists to do what they always do - that is, defend Biden and project whatever it is (a drug addict, in this case) onto Trump - and then have the crowd do what it always does and show up with video after video, meme after meme, example after example of how Trump was right.

I see someone has figured out the new way things are done. Perhaps you should mention it to the GOP consultants who still think an endlessly repeated 30 second ad on Matlock reruns is the way to go.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 21, 2024 12:42 PM (CsUN+)

58 Biden claimed he has loads of "Morehouse men" working at the White House, and then added "I'm not joking."
++++
No "Morehouse Women?" What a sexist.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 21, 2024 12:42 PM (d04cU)

59 Loads of Morehouse men.

LOADS

Like cargo?

Like in the hold of a ship?

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at May 21, 2024 12:43 PM (wzAuc)

60 He'll claim he was on the mountaintop with Moses when he received the Ten Commandments. There used to be 11. That last one was "Orange Mad Bad".
Posted by: Archimedes
---
Too Jewish-adjacent for his Ivy League and Dearborn constituencies.

Posted by: screaming in digital at May 21, 2024 12:43 PM (xQ/4D)

61 I believe the loads of Morehouse men at the White House are working on Dr Jill.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 21, 2024 12:43 PM (enVpg)

62 They sang Morehouse Men at the Battle of Rorkes Drift.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 21, 2024 12:43 PM (V5eKu)

63 Chicks On The Right @chicksonright
What's up with Biden's face?! 👀

https://tinyurl.com/sb79avkx
1 minute; loud; squinty versus wide-eyed!

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 21, 2024 12:43 PM (ZdexC)

64 No "Morehouse Women?" What a sexist.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 21, 2024 12:42 PM

---

They're at Spelman.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at May 21, 2024 12:43 PM (wzAuc)

65 27 Biden claimed he has loads of "Morehouse men" working at the White House, and then added "I'm not joking."
_____
No, he's not joking. He's lying.
Posted by: Eeyore at May 21, 2024 12:38 PM (1bNHn)
He was talking about the 'help'.

Posted by: Eromero at May 21, 2024 12:43 PM (NxC5+)

66 I am waiting every day for him to stroke out.
Lying Rat Bastard

Posted by: Skip at May 21, 2024 12:44 PM (qfcFW)

67 At the end of his speech Biden clarified it was okay to be racist against Clarence Thomas.

Posted by: polynikes at May 21, 2024 12:44 PM (SHMXB)

68 >>>Joe was born a poor black child.

It was tough for a Jewish Puerto Rican to grow up black.

Posted by: ace at May 21, 2024 12:44 PM (KRtlO)

69 I am reminded of when I was in my early 20s and working a summer job. The boss's surname was Moorehouse and her daughter who was about my age was absolutely stunning. One of the most beautiful women I have ever seen in my life.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 21, 2024 12:44 PM (d04cU)

70 This is despicable coming from the President of this country. But he's also the low-life who told a black crowd a few years back that people like me were "gonna throw them back into chains". In a sane, serious country that kind of racist calumny should have been the end of him. But it wasn't and he's still here. And to be honest if in November the people he's speaking to in this speech still vote for him overwhelmingly, then, well...I don't know what to say, other than that they're ok with the racist bilge he's spewing, because in some way they see themselves as benefiting from it. And the thought of that hardens my heart.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at May 21, 2024 12:44 PM (Sw64s)

71 Biden claimed he has loads of "Morehouse men" at the White House.

Confirmed!
Posted by: Pete Buttigieg
----------
More Housemen.

Posted by: Scampydog at May 21, 2024 12:44 PM (41CYW)

72 Binder full of Morehouse men.

Posted by: polynikes at May 21, 2024 12:45 PM (SHMXB)

73 There are no "Morehouse Men" at the WH. There WAS one who worked for Kamala, but of course fled.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at May 21, 2024 12:45 PM (U8kCF)

74 I don't feel bad at all about Sponge Brain Shitzenpants showing up at some 'black college' and spewing his racist bile while the crowd claps. You asked him to be there and you're surprised at what he said? And you applauded for him?

Sorry, not sorry. My GAF meter is pegged on 0.

Anyone with eyes and ears can see what these people are and represent, clear as the nose on your face.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead...Wearing Pants and Working at May 21, 2024 12:45 PM (DIB8X)

75 I remember Trump's inauguration speech being described as dark.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 21, 2024 12:45 PM (cD1dp)

76 has any reporter asked the White House what medications Biden is taking?

Seems like something any president should be obligated to disclose.

Posted by: Bitcoin Fixes Everything at May 21, 2024 12:45 PM (V6W16)

77 It takes vast amounts of pharma, both legal and illegal, to treat a severe stutter like our fake preznit suffers from.
Posted by: Happy Harry at May 21, 2024

***
He's got a stutter, all right. A stutter in his cerebral cortex, and even farther down toward his brain stem.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 21, 2024 12:45 PM (J2vNu)

78 "There were, in fact, 15."

What's up with all these commandments?

Posted by: eleven at May 21, 2024 12:45 PM (fV+MH)

79 47
‘ How many men equal a load? ’

Just one, I thought…
Never mind

Posted by: Dr. Claw at May 21, 2024 12:45 PM (jbnUc)

80 33 To recapture the Jewish vote, before November

Joey 'Mush Mouth' Bidet will claim he knew personally the three young men who were murdered in Mississippi.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 21, 2024 12:39 PM (Vv92G)

It is sad to think that catering to this nonsense will recapture the Jewish vote, but I think that's the goal.

And as for the the idea that CBD put forth that Christians are hated too...why don't Jews band together with Christians instead of with the BLM crowd? The nearest synagogue is still featuring their "anti-racist, white fragility crap" and is all in on "diversity".

Posted by: GOP sux at May 21, 2024 12:45 PM (Zzbjj)

81 >>> Loads of Morehouse men.
LOADS
Like cargo?
Like in the hold of a ship?

lol, well played

Do Better, Joe Biden. #DoBetter.

Posted by: ace at May 21, 2024 12:46 PM (KRtlO)

82 As has been noted, every negative aspect of US history, from the maintenance of slavery, to the trail of tears, to Jim Crow, Segregation, The Internment of Japanese, Sub-Prime lending, etc., can be laid directly at the feet of the democrat party.

And for this unreconstructed racist, racialist and grand wizard fluffer, to spew such calumnies is nauseating.

I hate this vicious, demented pedophile and all of the people who installed him.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 21, 2024 12:46 PM (XV/Pl)

83 Joe was born a poor black child.

It was tough for a Jewish Puerto Rican to grow up black.
Posted by: ace at May 21, 2024 12:44 PM (KRtlO)

I miss you blaming stuff on Puerto Rican kids.😀

Posted by: polynikes at May 21, 2024 12:46 PM (SHMXB)

84 So that one guy looked like he had his back toward bai-din. Is that what I'm seein"

Posted by: Eromero at May 21, 2024 12:46 PM (NxC5+)

85 I don’t think anyone is shocked that he feels this way, it’s shocking that he’s so far gone he’s up there incoherently yelling what he really thinks. It’s the whole package - weirdly stiff posture, perms-scowl, yelling racist remarks. He has become a funhouse horroshow of his former self. Age has distilled all his known traits and thoughts.

Posted by: Famous Psychologist at May 21, 2024 12:46 PM (Hkcdp)

86 Go to Google and look up "Joe Biden Morehouse Speech". It's the most bland headlines you ever read. He tanked.

Posted by: Ribbed at May 21, 2024 12:46 PM (Ectld)

87 In the Drug Test Joe Biden clip, the corrupt old pedophile looks like two different people.

Posted by: spindrift at May 21, 2024 12:46 PM (OguvZ)

88 Joan Walsh: Biden Fared Well at Morehouse. So You Didn't Hear About It. If Biden had faced hecklers or worse during the Morehouse College commencement speech, you would know about it...another dire portent of his alleged troubles with Black voters coming in November. Biden’s soft landing represents smart outreach to the Black community, or communities, that paid off. And that’s news.

Good Dem nooze, McGreedia snooze.

But one douche had his back turned during PJB's speech (middle east?), so the students weren't happy with him visiting! /s

This is a big deal. How do we get responsible and productive behavior by a leader covered by the media? If we don't, there won't be any, any more.

That's not what they are in the business for. They are owned by rabid right conservative corporations who want to stick it to Democrats and Americans, put their own stooges in office to make billions and make more billions while doing it. On the whole, the media is gone. Hysterical, tabloid propaganda is all that's left.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 21, 2024 12:46 PM (JCZqz)

89 86 Go to Google and look up "Joe Biden Morehouse Speech". It's the most bland headlines you ever read. He tanked.
Posted by: Ribbed at May 21, 2024 12:46 PM (Ectld)

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DU loved it.

I mean...LOVED IT.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 21, 2024 12:47 PM (cD1dp)

90 "Morehouse Women?"

*perks up!!

* oh, you said Morehouse.

Posted by: Hunter Biden at May 21, 2024 12:47 PM (w9Wax)

91 Joey was trying to say "Whorehouse men", like Hunter.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 21, 2024 12:47 PM (ZdexC)

92 I'll repeat again:
Biden had called blacks the N-word.
Biden has cursed out his staff using that word.

Not in the past either. Like when he lost twice to Jesse Jackson.
Recently.
During his last dementia rage.

There are no black men in Biden's inner circle.
Now you know why.
He is a racist who tries too hard to put on the public face of an ally to hide who he really is inside.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 21, 2024 12:47 PM (g9W3m)

93 ... That's not what they are in the business for. They are owned by rabid right conservative corporations who want to stick it to Democrats and Americans, put their own stooges in office to make billions and make more billions while doing it. On the whole, the media is gone. Hysterical, tabloid propaganda is all that's left.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 21, 2024 12:46 PM (JCZqz)
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LOL. I wonder what an adequately pure progressive news outlet would have to do to satisfy this person's standards.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 21, 2024 12:48 PM (d04cU)

94 DU loved it.

I mean...LOVED IT.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 21, 2024 12:47 PM (cD1dp)

The DU hates America so I’d be surprised if they didn’t.

Posted by: polynikes at May 21, 2024 12:48 PM (SHMXB)

95 Seems like the bitter old Confederate Joe Biden is the one who doesn't see black people in the future of America. He's stirring up racial separatist feelings.

I have no doubt that he's a racist and agrees with what he read off teleprompters or note cards. But the speech was written for him by the Deep State as this is what they feel about America and what they want America to continue to be. They want racial division to keep us all fighting each other, so we never individually succeed on our own and never unite against them. A successful American culture is the enemy of the Deep State.

It has been sowing this division long before Biden and even long before Obama. They've been sowing the division since at least the OJ Simpson trial in the 1990s.

Biden may be the current mouthpiece puppet, but the Deep State -- and Marxist left culture in general -- is behind all this.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at May 21, 2024 12:48 PM (P5BPp)

96 Corn Pop was a Morehouse man.

I'm not joking.

FJB

Posted by: Just Lily at May 21, 2024 12:48 PM (jFtPF)

97 88 That's not what they are in the business for. They are owned by rabid right conservative corporations who want to stick it to Democrats and Americans, put their own stooges in office to make billions and make more billions while doing it. On the whole, the media is gone. Hysterical, tabloid propaganda is all that's left.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 21, 2024 12:46 PM (JCZqz)

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It ALWAYS entertains me, this narrative.

Corporations = big business = right wing = anti-Democrat.

It refuses all other inputs, is accepted blindly, and has absolutely no connection to reality.

The idea that the corporate media, which pumped up Russian Collusion for literally years, is actually trying to destroy Democrats and support Republicans is just hilarious.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 21, 2024 12:48 PM (cD1dp)

98 "What is democracy? That Black men are being killed in the street," Biden said.

So Our Democracy(tm) is bad now?

Posted by: Ian S. at May 21, 2024 12:48 PM (GCCdU)

99 On the whole, the media is gone. Hysterical, tabloid propaganda is all that's left.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 21, 2024 12:46 PM (JCZqz)

They got that right.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 21, 2024 12:49 PM (PiwSw)

100 93 LOL. I wonder what an adequately pure progressive news outlet would have to do to satisfy this person's standards.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 21, 2024 12:48 PM (d04cU)

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"Jacobin criticized Biden because they don't realize how reality works and can't appreciate centrism. I can't even read them anymore. They've obviously been captured by right wing interests trying to sabotage the left."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 21, 2024 12:49 PM (cD1dp)

101 I guess the Meathead couldn't make it, so they brought in Joe to inspire the new grads.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 21, 2024 12:49 PM (pohLc)

102 "The DU hates America so I’d be surprised if they didn’t."

Nothing like a bunch of fat white Vermont welfare queens feeding their cats and ranting online about racist white people to ease the plight of the black man.

Posted by: Ribbed at May 21, 2024 12:49 PM (Ectld)

103 One thing I wish Trump had said to Biden during the debates is, "Between the two of us, only you have eulogized a KKK member."

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 21, 2024 12:49 PM (KbCG3)

104 Robert Byrd , former Grand Kleagel , segregationist Senator was Joe Biden’s best friend according to Biden.

Posted by: polynikes at May 21, 2024 12:49 PM (SHMXB)

105 It has been sowing this division long before Biden and even long before Obama. They've been sowing the division since at least the OJ Simpson trial in the 1990s.


Please. They've been beating this drum since the early 60s.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 21, 2024 12:50 PM (CsUN+)

106 Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 21, 2024 12:46 PM (JCZqz)

Any chance you're going to be at the NoVa MoMe? If so, I'd like to buy you a beverage. And I picked up a little gift for you - befitting of your other nic.

Posted by: Doof at May 21, 2024 12:50 PM (h0Z+I)

107 Dems do it because it works. 90%+ of the black vote every election. It’s almost as if Dems understand who their base is.

Republicans on the other hand….

Posted by: Montec at May 21, 2024 12:50 PM (tpjlM)

108 Loads of Morehouse men in a ship?

Amistad?

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 21, 2024 12:50 PM (Vv92G)

109 Biden's Speech
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That's Doctor Joe Biden to you. Harrumph!

https://tinyurl.com/48x5wj4d

(X)

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 21, 2024 12:50 PM (aJWJO)

110 99 On the whole, the media is gone. Hysterical, tabloid propaganda is all that's left.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 21, 2024 12:46 PM (JCZqz)

They got that right.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 21, 2024 12:49 PM (PiwSw)

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Eh.

The whole "media is a responsible news purveyor" was always a fiction designed to secure broadcast licenses. Everyone in power knew it was a lie, and everyone in the networks and wire services kept it up to subtly use editorial control to establish narratives in favor of establishment interests.

We were more America before the Big Three Networks became a symbol of America. Newspapers had verve and character...and open biases.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 21, 2024 12:51 PM (cD1dp)

111 I keep waiting to meet and/or work with just one of these magical Negroes that’s “ten times better” at stuff than White people

Of all the amusing black copes, that’s the funniest one

Posted by: Deceased Head Football Coach George Orwell at May 21, 2024 12:51 PM (YZhRl)

112 remember Trump's inauguration speech being described as dark.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 21, 2024 12:45 PM (cD1dp)

"Dark" was the instantaneous, unanimous meme. It was in fact uplifting and eloquent. Which to these Morlocks is dangerous.

Posted by: Ordinary American at May 21, 2024 12:51 PM (5kzIf)

113 Corporations = big business = right wing = anti-Democrat.

Their entire mental model collapses when you point out they're on the same side as Bill Gates, Jeff Bezos, Mark Cuban, and Mark Zuckerberg.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 21, 2024 12:51 PM (GCCdU)

114 I can't wait to watch CNN, NYT, WaPo, CBS, NBC, MSNBC and ABC's reports tonight on their deep investigations into the LinkedIn accounts of all White House staffers and get an actual tally of Morehouse grads. That'll be appointment television, folks!

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at May 21, 2024 12:51 PM (wzAuc)

115 The idea that the corporate media, which pumped up Russian Collusion for literally years, is actually trying to destroy Democrats and support Republicans is just hilarious.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 21, 2024 12:48 PM (cD1dp)
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And there is not a single mountain of evidence you can provide that will convince them otherwise. You could fill up the Grand Canyon with evidence and they will still claim you are a paid shill in thrall to Big Right-Wing Corporations.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 21, 2024 12:52 PM (7fElN)

116 It was tough for a Jewish Puerto Rican to grow up black.
Posted by: ace

Tell me about it.

Posted by: Juan Epstein at May 21, 2024 12:52 PM (wWqRd)

117 That Biden was VP under a twice elected Black man makes his speech even more disgusting .

Posted by: polynikes at May 21, 2024 12:52 PM (SHMXB)

118 Biden looks like a scared person acting tough. Is he afraid of black people? Ima run with it. JOE BIDEN IS AFRAID OF BLACK PEOPLE.

Posted by: Denny Crane! at May 21, 2024 12:52 PM (U88yA)

119 Joe isn't kidding, but he is lying.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 21, 2024 12:52 PM (pohLc)

120 I know the dems love stoking these racial divisions, and I hate falling for it.

But at the same time, anyone who would applaud the crap Biden was spewing deserves derision.

He's speaking to graduates of a college that specifically caters to their community and they still feel left behind?

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 21, 2024 12:52 PM (KbCG3)

121 107 Dems do it because it works. 90%+ of the black vote every election. It’s almost as if Dems understand who their base is.

Republicans on the other hand….
Posted by: Montec at May 21, 2024 12:50 PM (tpjlM)

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To believe that, you'd have to believe that Philly is filled with civic-minded individuals who never miss a presidential election and turn out at 105% consistently.

I don't know what the black vote is. I suspect it's not 90% Democrat and 11% of the total vote, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 21, 2024 12:52 PM (cD1dp)

122 Like B.O. and BJ Willie before him, it's gotten to the point I can't stand the sound of his voice.

Posted by: Idle lurking commenter at May 21, 2024 12:52 PM (6QOyf)

123 Dark" was the instantaneous, unanimous meme. It was in fact uplifting and eloquent. Which to these Morlocks is dangerous.
Posted by: Ordinary American at May 21, 2024 12:51 PM (5kzIf)

It was dark because it was pro American exceptionalism .

Posted by: polynikes at May 21, 2024 12:53 PM (SHMXB)

124 Corporatist oligarchs and corrupt politicians like Biden have killed the American Dream, not "white supremacy" or other such bullshit.

Posted by: Fuck this. Fuck this world. at May 21, 2024 12:53 PM (Wc83a)

125 Black People exist again. Must be an election year!

Posted by: ... at May 21, 2024 12:53 PM (aYXz1)

126 Given the amount of money that Congress has given to historically black colleges the students there should have no debt whatsoever to forgive. Of course graft and corruption probably take 90%of it before it gets to the students, but they should still be at college for free

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 21, 2024 12:54 PM (enVpg)

127 "I keep waiting to meet and/or work with just one of these magical Negroes that’s “ten times better” at stuff than White people"

Look, I don't believe the 10 times crap, but being in the military and living in the south, I've seen there is a night and day difference between your average urban hoodrat and a black man or woman raised with a hardworking father and loyal mother and Christianity just reinforces those virtues.

Posted by: Ribbed at May 21, 2024 12:55 PM (Ectld)

128 Seems like the bitter old Confederate Joe Biden is the one who doesn't see black people in the future of America. He's stirring up racial separatist feelings.

====

Prejudice is a terrible thing

Posted by: Martha's Vineyard Homeowners Association at May 21, 2024 12:55 PM (NrgEl)

129 To believe that, you'd have to believe that Philly is filled with civic-minded individuals who never miss a presidential election and turn out at 105% consistently.

I don't know what the black vote is. I suspect it's not 90% Democrat and 11% of the total vote, though.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 21, 2024 12:52 PM (cD1dp)
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Dems don't need black *votes.* They already have them. They do need black *people.* But not too many of them. If the black population grew too large, then they might dare to start relying on themselves and NOT on the Dems for "taking care of them." Can't have that.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 21, 2024 12:55 PM (7fElN)

130 Did he tell them if they're graduating from college they must be exceptionally clean and articulate?

Posted by: ... at May 21, 2024 12:55 PM (aYXz1)

131 remember Trump's inauguration speech being described as dark.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 21, 2024 12:45 PM

I still remember Obama's 2009 inauguration prayer (from Wikipedia):

Lowery concluded the benediction with a humorous message of anticipation for the day "when brown can stick around, when yellow will be mellow, when the red man can get ahead man and when white would embrace what is right".

Before even being in office one day, he was dividing the nation by colors.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at May 21, 2024 12:55 PM (P5BPp)

132 I mean your graduation is storybook, man!

Posted by: ... at May 21, 2024 12:56 PM (aYXz1)

133 Given the amount of TAXPAYER money that Congress has given to historically black colleges...

Posted by: FIFY at May 21, 2024 12:56 PM (6QOyf)

134 Is Joe evil plus senile or senile plus evil?

Posted by: Northernlurker at May 21, 2024 12:56 PM (JLq/1)

135 The most depressing part about this is the pure poison it pours on good Americans.

This is not the America most whites and blacks live in, where they live in the same communities.

This is a fictionalized America, segregated, that lives in the mind of urban liberals.

Meanwhile, millions are being told by the president that they should distrust--and hate--someone because of the color of their skin.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 21, 2024 12:56 PM (g9W3m)

136 Beau was lynched by the KKK ?

Posted by: wth at May 21, 2024 12:56 PM (v0R5T)

137 I once tried bringing a load of Morehouse men to Cuba on my schooner the Amish Broad. Problem was, there was one of 'em - a real bad dude they called Cinque Pop - and he started an insurrection on the ship. Killed Beau with a marlin spike. I ran for the States, because I knew Van Buren would help - Democrats step up when the people have spoken. But he couldn't stop the Russian Republicans at the Supreme Court from stealing my Morehouse men. That's why we need to pack it, jack!

Anyway, that's how the Bidens came to America. Word as a Brandon.

Posted by: Brandon at May 21, 2024 12:56 PM (EgEy5)

138 70
‘ And the thought of that hardens my heart.’
My heart is granite for those that agree with FJB’s words and likely to stay that way.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at May 21, 2024 12:57 PM (jbnUc)

139 Embrace the healing power of AND

Senile and evil.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 21, 2024 12:57 PM (Vv92G)

140
Please. They've been beating this drum since the early 60s.
Posted by: Archimedes

1860's

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 21, 2024 12:57 PM (63Dwl)

141 don't know what the black vote is. I suspect it's not 90% Democrat and 11% of the total vote, though.

—

I don’t think I’ve ever met a black person who wasn’t a die hard democrat. Do they exist? I suppose. But they’re few and far between.

Posted by: Montec at May 21, 2024 12:57 PM (tpjlM)

142 The idea that the corporate media, which pumped up Russian Collusion for literally years, is actually trying to destroy Democrats and support Republicans is just hilarious.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 21, 2024 12:48 PM (cD1dp)
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And there is not a single mountain of evidence you can provide that will convince them otherwise. You could fill up the Grand Canyon with evidence and they will still claim you are a paid shill in thrall to Big Right-Wing Corporations.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 21, 2024 12:52 PM (7fElN)


That is absolutely true. These people are like the Borg. There is no possibility of getting through to them. And when the means of civil discourse is removed - and it is being removed By Them, Not Us, then the remaining options are grim, to say the least.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at May 21, 2024 12:57 PM (QSxSN)

143 Biden is the last Dixiecrat.

Oh but the parties switched or something.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 21, 2024 12:57 PM (ibTVg)

144 @121

>>I don't know what the black vote is. I suspect it's not 90% Democrat and 11% of the total vote, though.

Given turnout rates for local elections, I'd say the maximum actual black turnout is no more than 30pct in any election.

That does not mean black ballots aren't tabulated at greater percentages.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 21, 2024 12:57 PM (XV/Pl)

145 Black genocide being carried out by black males, but you'd never know it from the Dimocraps or the media.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 21, 2024 12:58 PM (pohLc)

146 It has been sowing this division long before Biden and even long before Obama. They've been sowing the division since at least the OJ Simpson trial in the 1990s.


Please. They've been beating this drum since the early 60s.

The Simpson trial was some kind of inflection point, though. In the 80's, we had racism mostly solved. A lot of the biggest movie, TV and musical stars were black. Very popular atheletes. Comedians. Very visible, well-known, and well-regarded sucesses.

No one (aside from a very small group) cared.

But then Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton, and their ilk seized upon Rodney King and the O.J. Simpson trial, made big big bucks, and it's off to the races. So to speak.

I mean, yeah, there are other points on the curve-- Biden's behavior during the Clarence Thomas hearings, for example-- but I think the Simpson trial was yuuuge in terms of setting back race relations.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at May 21, 2024 12:58 PM (mSufQ)

147 Btw we make that joke but Dr Who literally changed the origin of the Doctor during the Whitaker years so that he actually was born a small black child. A girl in fact.

Posted by: steevy at May 21, 2024 12:58 PM (FQmDC)

148 Bill Cosby was a Morehouse man because his son graduated there. See what they did to him when he gave the opposite speech,

Posted by: polynikes at May 21, 2024 12:58 PM (SHMXB)

149 ... The whole "media is a responsible news purveyor" was always a fiction designed to secure broadcast licenses. Everyone in power knew it was a lie, and everyone in the networks and wire services kept it up to subtly use editorial control to establish narratives in favor of establishment interests. ...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 21, 2024 12:51 PM (cD1dp)
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The fiction is because of the FCC. Prior to broadcast, the news unabashedly partisan, but there were multiple parties. It's why we have papers with "Democrat" and "Republican" in their names. Some covered more widely and vied to become "paper of record," but they were in their own category (and were even more dishonest, because they pretended).

But with broadcast and "public ownership of the airwaves" came "fairness" requirements and "neutrality" requirements. Bandwidth was limited (as opposed to print, which is basically unlimited), so it was regulated. You had to be "balanced." The news outlets pretended to comply and donned the mantle of neutrality. It was never true. It was regulatory fiction.

But they were great at marketing, and it spread from broadcast back into print.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 21, 2024 12:58 PM (d04cU)

150 Btw we make that joke but Dr Who literally changed the origin of the Doctor during the Whitaker years so that he actually was born a small black child. A girl in fact.

Yesterday's joke is today's reality in Soviet Britain

Posted by: 18-1 at May 21, 2024 12:59 PM (ibTVg)

151 The alums from Morehead are sort of meh. There are a couple of exceptions, but really, few stand out.

And about 99% are men.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 21, 2024 12:59 PM (Q4IgG)

152 Any chance you're going to be at the NoVa MoMe? If so, I'd like to buy you a beverage. And I picked up a little gift for you - befitting of your other nic.
Posted by: Doof


I go by many alternate names, but if it's a gift based off of THIS one, I don't know if I'd want to accept! Sadly, no, I won't be attending. Most MoMe are too far from Iowa to attend.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at May 21, 2024 12:59 PM (JCZqz)

153 Beau was lynched by the KKK ?
Posted by: wth at May 21, 2024 12:56 PM (v0R5T)
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In military action.

At Fort Hood.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 21, 2024 12:59 PM (aJWJO)

154 "Given turnout rates for local elections, I'd say the maximum actual black turnout is no more than 30pct in any election."

It has been my experience the higher the percentage of blacks, the more diehard the Democrat support in a neighborhood.

Posted by: Ribbed at May 21, 2024 12:59 PM (Ectld)

155 152 I go by many alternate names, but if it's a gift based off of THIS one, I don't know if I'd want to accept! Sadly, no, I won't be attending. Most MoMe are too far from Iowa to attend.
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at May 21, 2024 12:59 PM (JCZqz)

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It's also probably a trap.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 21, 2024 12:59 PM (cD1dp)

156 Lowery concluded the benediction with a humorous message of anticipation for the day "when brown can stick around, when yellow will be mellow, when the red man can get ahead man and when white would embrace what is right".

Before even being in office one day, he was dividing the nation by colors.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at May 21, 2024

***
And implying that only whites do bad things.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 21, 2024 12:59 PM (J2vNu)

157 Beau was lynched by the KKK ?

He got brain cancer from burning all those crosses

Posted by: 18-1 at May 21, 2024 01:00 PM (ibTVg)

158 I don’t think I’ve ever met a black person who wasn’t a die hard democrat. Do they exist? I suppose. But they’re few and far between.
Posted by: Montec at May 21, 2024 12:57 PM (tpjlM)

You should honestly get out more.

Posted by: ... at May 21, 2024 01:00 PM (aYXz1)

159 I once tried bringing a load of Morehouse men to Cuba on my schooner the Amish Broad. Problem was, there was one of 'em - a real bad dude they called Cinque Pop - and he started an insurrection on the ship. Killed Beau with a marlin spike. I ran for the States, because I knew Van Buren would help - Democrats step up when the people have spoken. But he couldn't stop the Russian Republicans at the Supreme Court from stealing my Morehouse men. That's why we need to pack it, jack!

Anyway, that's how the Bidens came to America. Word as a Brandon.
Posted by: Brandon at May 21, 2024 12:56 PM (EgEy5)
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This seems plausible.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 21, 2024 01:00 PM (d04cU)

160 America Is a Racist Shithole and the American Dream Is a Vicious Lie Because Of Democrats

Posted by: Headlines we'd like to see at May 21, 2024 01:00 PM (vFG9F)

161 America Is a Racist Shithole and the American Dream Is a Vicious Lie

Also, all the brown and black people from around the globe should come here.

Posted by: No none of this shit makes sense at May 21, 2024 01:01 PM (ibTVg)

162 160 America Is a Racist Shithole and the American Dream Is a Vicious Lie Because Of Democrats
Posted by: Headlines we'd like to see at May 21, 2024 01:00 PM (vFG9F)

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"The education system run by Democrats is a complete disgrace. Republicans should be ashamed."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 21, 2024 01:01 PM (cD1dp)

163 I don’t think I’ve ever met a black person who wasn’t a die hard democrat. Do they exist? I suppose. But they’re few and far between.
Posted by: Montec

Nonsense! You don't vote for Democrats, than you ain't Black!

Posted by: Racist Joe Biden, Dem Plantation Owner at May 21, 2024 01:01 PM (JCZqz)

164 Somebody should ask Joe to define "Democracy".

Posted by: fd at May 21, 2024 01:01 PM (vFG9F)

165 Admiral Akbar is the DU guy????

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 21, 2024 01:01 PM (v6JzV)

166 The entire motivation for, "Orange Man Bad," can be found in a small, though never quoted, part of his inauguration speech. When he spoke of people elected to DC to serve we the people and not themselves.

Posted by: davidt at May 21, 2024 01:01 PM (SYTee)

167 161 America Is a Racist Shithole and the American Dream Is a Vicious Lie

Also, all the brown and black people from around the globe should come here.
Posted by: No none of this shit makes sense at May 21, 2024 01:01 PM (ibTVg)

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"Should America secure its borders and expel all illegal immigrants to save them from America's deep and unending systemic racism?"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 21, 2024 01:02 PM (cD1dp)

168 I haven't watched a video of Brandon's speech. Did he stop at any point for the doodooing-in-my-pants squat and grin?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 21, 2024 01:02 PM (a3Q+t)

169 I would argue the shame belongs with those responsible: The lazy American voter.

Posted by: Ribbed at May 21, 2024 01:02 PM (Ectld)

170 Yo know who will heal this division? John Huntsman. He is the people's choice who knows what it is like to struggle for success in a fractured world and has greater support in the black community than Joe Biden. John Huntsman for President, the true fusion candidate! Gong shi!

Posted by: Kindltot at May 21, 2024 01:02 PM (D7oie)

171 Good news everyone.

There are only five more episodes of the new Doctor Who season left.

Will the ratings plunge reach the depth of Challenger Deep?

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 21, 2024 01:02 PM (Vv92G)

172 Exploitation of African-Americans is the animating principle of the Democratic Party. Has been since its founding (1820s or 1790s, Jackson or Jefferson, take your pick). Only the tactics have changed.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at May 21, 2024 01:03 PM (Q090d)

173 >>>Good Dem nooze, McGreedia snooze.

"McGreedia!!!"

Posted by: ace at May 21, 2024 01:03 PM (KRtlO)

174 Moose Kills Alaska Man Attempting to Take Photos of Her Calves

Maybe the GOP could replace their iconic Elephant with a Moose.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 21, 2024 01:03 PM (aFNOf)

175 My lawn jockey is the most conservative black person I know.

Posted by: Montick at May 21, 2024 01:03 PM (vFG9F)

176 Any chance you're going to be at the NoVa MoMe? If so, I'd like to buy you a beverage. And I picked up a little gift for you - befitting of your other nic.
Posted by: Doof


I go by many alternate names, but if it's a gift based off of THIS one, I don't know if I'd want to accept! Sadly, no, I won't be attending. Most MoMe are too far from Iowa to attend.
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at May 21, 2024 12:59 PM (JCZqz)

Well then someone is going to get a cool door prize next month. And you've got 5 months to figure out how to get to the TxMoMe. I'll get another one for ya!

Posted by: Doof at May 21, 2024 01:03 PM (h0Z+I)

177 @171

>>Will the ratings plunge reach the depth of Challenger Deep?

I wouldn't be surprised if they get less than a million eyeballs for the season finale.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 21, 2024 01:03 PM (XV/Pl)

178 Moose Kills Alaska Man Attempting to Take Photos of Her Calves

Maybe the GOP could replace their iconic Elephant with a Moose.

Then they'll be accused of Canadian collusion.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at May 21, 2024 01:04 PM (mSufQ)

179 The evil people running Joe Biden want blood. They want a race war.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at May 21, 2024 01:04 PM (N1DT3)

180

oops

Posted by: Lance McCormick at May 21, 2024 01:04 PM (mSufQ)

181 Hey, did anyone mention yet that Biden supported the 1994 crime bill?

The one based, sane thing Biden ever did, so of course the GOP has to run to the left of him on it. Can’t be locking up violent, ignorant thugs. Cuz “dEmS aRe ThE rEaL rAcIsTs!!”

Maybe if we pander enough to the ghetto Trump will get 14% of the black vote. Remember in 2020 when Trump proposed $500 billion in “platinum plan” reparations? No, of course not, nobody on the right wants to remember that Trump actually governed like a print-and-spend liberal democrat.

My whole life, every four years, I’ve heard how the GOP is going to get a big share of the black vote or the gay vote. #WalkAway or whatever. It’s all lies but it gets so-called conservative voters to support policies around crime, anal "marriage", and reparations that would have been far-left a decade or two ago.

Posted by: The Stupid Party at May 21, 2024 01:04 PM (K7HKN)

182
I guess this is the official unveiling of the 2024 Riot-mobile. They'll fire up the engine soon and take it for a drive.

These words were written for Joe Biden on behalf of the unseen people who are actually running the government. It is their policy statement-- a deranged, satanic policy statement.

I assume that whatever they're planning is going to dwarf previous burnings. Includes planning for mass arrests of anyone fighting back against the mob.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 21, 2024 01:04 PM (dtlw7)

183 Moose Kills Alaska Man Attempting to Take Photos of Her Calves
Posted by: Maj. Healey


Ogling moose legs is a thing?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 21, 2024 01:04 PM (v6JzV)

184 Joe was always a blustering simpleton. Now, that blustering simpleton has dementia.

This is the result.

Norms restored!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 21, 2024 01:04 PM (tT6L1)

185 Moose Kills Alaska Man Attempting to Take Photos of Her Calves

Maybe the GOP could replace their iconic Elephant with a Moose.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 21, 2024 01:03 PM (aFNOf)

Maybe she was shy about her legs

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 21, 2024 01:04 PM (NtVYv)

186 ['i]I don’t think I’ve ever met a black person who wasn’t a die hard democrat. Do they exist? I suppose. But they’re few and far between.

There are quite a few on this here site.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 21, 2024 01:04 PM (CsUN+)

187 Those two clips at the end: same guy?
The faces are different. Can the drugs he's on do that?

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at May 21, 2024 01:04 PM (Rbu5d)

188 Admiral Akbar is the DU guy????
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 21, 2024 01:01 PM (v6JzV)

Yup. And perhaps YOU will get the prize intended for him.

Posted by: Doof at May 21, 2024 01:05 PM (h0Z+I)

189 Biden isn't even original.

Red Dawn said it better:

America is a whorehouse where the revolutionary ideals of your forefathers are corrupted and sold in alleys by vendors of capitalism.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 21, 2024 01:05 PM (g9W3m)

190 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 21, 2024 01:05 PM (IXZGh)

191 Trump tried to do reparations and the Democrats said no thanks? Huh.

Posted by: ... at May 21, 2024 01:06 PM (aYXz1)

192 DRUG TEST JOE BIDEN!!!

pic.twitter.com/KHRFJNxfd2

"You can't be pro-Insurrection and pro-American."

Blimey. Isn't that the bloody definition of an "American"?

Posted by: zombie King George III at May 21, 2024 01:06 PM (a3Q+t)

193 My lawn jockey is the most conservative black person I know.
Posted by: Montick at May 21, 2024 01:03 PM (vFG9F)
......

Mine mugged my garden gnome.

Posted by: wth at May 21, 2024 01:06 PM (v0R5T)

194 "Trump orchestrated the erection at the capitol!"


- - - - - Joe Biden

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 21, 2024 01:06 PM (IXZGh)

195 > You have to be ten times better than anyone else to get a fair shot.

Bullshit. Multiple US companies openly state they are de-prioritizing hiring white people so they can hire "diverse" people. Harvard's racial pointing system gave black student candidates a several hundred point boost just for their skin color.

Black people in business and academia are getting positions over better qualified non-black candidates every day in America.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 21, 2024 01:06 PM (Odg76)

196 >>>There are only five more episodes of the new Doctor Who season left.
Will the ratings plunge reach the depth of Challenger Deep?

It does seem to lose a big chunk of its already-low viewership every week.

Posted by: ace at May 21, 2024 01:06 PM (KRtlO)

197 183 Moose Kills Alaska Man Attempting to Take Photos of Her Calves
Posted by: Maj. Healey

Ogling moose legs is a thing?

You Can't Do That On Television has entered the chat.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at May 21, 2024 01:06 PM (mSufQ)

198 America is a whorehouse where the revolutionary ideals of your forefathers are corrupted and sold in alleys by vendors of capitalism.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 21, 2024 01:05 PM (g9W3m)
----------------

I'm not quite sure what you're trying to say....

Posted by: Jonah David Kristol at May 21, 2024 01:06 PM (tT6L1)

199 Yup. And perhaps YOU will get the prize intended for him.
Posted by: Doof


If it has to do with the pics he posts, I think I'd rather not.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 21, 2024 01:06 PM (v6JzV)

200 187 Those two clips at the end: same guy?
The faces are different. Can the drugs he's on do that?

Yeah.. The supposed drugged one looks weird.

Posted by: It's me donna at May 21, 2024 01:07 PM (Akjoo)

201 Dana Loesch destroyed Biden's idiocy during that address. I thought the best part was when she reminded everyone his eulogy of Robert Byrd. I wonder why Biden didn't mention that?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 21, 2024 01:07 PM (d2bW3)

202 ""Trump orchestrated the erection at the capitol!"

- - - - - Joe Biden
Posted by: Sponge"

Pretty sure that was me.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at May 21, 2024 01:07 PM (vFG9F)

203 "Trump orchestrated the erection at the capitol!"

- - - - - Joe Biden

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 21, 2024 01:06 PM (IXZGh)

---------------

"You could even say it mushroomed!"

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at May 21, 2024 01:08 PM (VXJx/)

204 "Trump orchestrated the erection at the capitol!"

1812 Overture?

Posted by: davidt at May 21, 2024 01:08 PM (SYTee)

205 My whole life, every four years, I’ve heard how the GOP is going to get a big share of the black vote or the gay vote. #WalkAway or whatever. It’s all lies but it gets so-called conservative voters to support policies around crime, anal "marriage", and reparations that would have been far-left a decade or two ago.
Posted by: The Stupid Party at May 21, 2024 01:04 PM (K7HKN)
-

See Jack Pasobiec's numerous recent X posts on the subject "woke right."

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 21, 2024 01:08 PM (aJWJO)

206 > My lawn jockey is the most conservative black person I know.
------------
I have searched high and low for a lawn jockey holding a lantern. I'd prefer a concrete one, like old school. There's one at a house in town I'm seriously considering stealing.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 21, 2024 01:08 PM (Q4IgG)

207
Democrats: OMG can you believe those backwards racists brought huge quantities of black people from other countries here to be slaves?

Also Democrats: Hey you know what this country needs? To bring huge quantities of *brown* people from other countries here to be slaves!!

Posted by: ... at May 21, 2024 01:09 PM (aYXz1)

208 Bullshit. Multiple US companies openly state they are de-prioritizing hiring white people so they can hire "diverse" people. Harvard's racial pointing system gave black student candidates a several hundred point boost just for their skin color. ...
Posted by: bonhomme at May 21, 2024 01:06 PM (Odg76)
++++
Openly and illegally. It doesn't matter.

At my company, it was very open and very strict. If you have an open employment requisition, you *must* interview non-white and non-male people for the role. You can hire the white guy, but if you don't interview any of the others - even if none of the others applied - you cannot fill the role. But you shouldn't hire the white guy because if your team is too white or too male, your bonus is reduced.

Official, on-paper, HR-enforced policy.

As the former GM of my division put it, "it's not just about finding the best person for the job, it's about finding the best person for the job who also contributes to our diversity."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 21, 2024 01:09 PM (d04cU)

209 Blacks vote dem because dems give them free shit. Period.

My neighbor makes damn good money, plays golf multiple times a week, has 4 kids that attended quality schools, mostly because they got government money for being black.

I brought it up and he basically said "wouldn't you take advantage of it if you could?"

They'll never stray from the dem plantation because they believe Republicans will end the free shit train.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 21, 2024 01:09 PM (IXZGh)

210 Maybe she was shy about her legs
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 21, 2024 01:04 PM

TBF, Leg Day, and the skipping thereof, seems to be a thing here amongst the GAINZZZZ! coalition (PBUT), and maybe she's aware of that.

Posted by: J. Random Moron at May 21, 2024 01:09 PM (a3Q+t)

211 Speaking of pandering, JFK Jr. promises that if he is elected, he will "give" black farmers $5 billion in reparations. Wow, so good to know that he has a solid plan.

Posted by: Shamu at May 21, 2024 01:10 PM (oiNtH)

212 Yup. And perhaps YOU will get the prize intended for him.
Posted by: Doof


If it has to do with the pics he posts, I think I'd rather not.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 21, 2024 01:06 PM (v6JzV)

Do you not trust me??

Posted by: Doof at May 21, 2024 01:10 PM (h0Z+I)

213 Dana Loesch destroyed Biden's idiocy during that address. I thought the best part was when she reminded everyone his eulogy of Robert Byrd. I wonder why Biden didn't mention that?
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 21, 2024 01:07 PM (d2bW3)
--------------

Ask Joe about it and he'll challenge you to a fight while denying he ever said that.

Well, okay, the pre dementia Joe would have said that..

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 21, 2024 01:10 PM (tT6L1)

214 The worst media meme - that a vicious officialdom is “defending our democracy” - gets laughed out of the room now when repeated incessantly by such regime shills as Jen Psaki and Lawrence O’Donnell of MSNBC.

Everybody understands they want to “defend our democracy” by canceling your freedom of speech, suing you into bankruptcy, and stealing whatever remains of your stuff.

Posted by: SMOD at May 21, 2024 01:10 PM (RHGPo)

215 "You could even say it mushroomed!"
Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at May 21, 2024 01:08 PM (VXJx/)
-

Would you like to expand on that?

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 21, 2024 01:10 PM (aJWJO)

216 they believe Republicans will end the free shit train.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 21, 2024 01:09 PM (IXZGh)

Ha ha. Idiots!!

Posted by: Republicans at May 21, 2024 01:10 PM (aYXz1)

217 Off big fish sock!

Posted by: Cheri at May 21, 2024 01:11 PM (oiNtH)

218 Biden claimed he has loads of "Morehouse men" working at the White House, and then added "I'm not joking."

I'd like to see the f*cking list.

---------------

"Beau Biden was murdered -- trying to be the first son of a Black Puerto Rican Jew trying to integrate Morehouse College -- by a young New York Military Academy cadet named Drumpf on the orders of Georgia Governor George Wallace, h8r!"

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at May 21, 2024 01:11 PM (VXJx/)

219 "America is a whorehouse where the revolutionary ideals of your forefathers are corrupted and sold in alleys by vendors of capitalism."

Yes, capitalism is to blame for corrupt politicians and ignorant, venal citizens.

Posted by: Ribbed at May 21, 2024 01:11 PM (Ectld)

220 This blonde with a hint of underboob thinks that Admiral Painter was right:
http://tiny.cc/spn6yz

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 21, 2024 01:11 PM (d04cU)

221 > Those two clips at the end: same guy?
The faces are different. Can the drugs he's on do that?

Biden has had MANY facelifts. Drugs can also change how much water is in your system, changing your face dramatically. That said, there are some really interesting pictures online that demonstrate that Biden's earlobes change occasionally.

Back in elementary school and middle school when you learn some basic things about genetics, you probably learned that most people have either dangly earlobes (disconnected) or connected earlobes. This doesn't change. Old people with dangly earlobes get really big, droopy dangly earlobes. Something that never happens, is you go from dangly to connected.

Biden's do.

I don't know if that is an artifact of face lifts or if Biden's usage of body doubles. Either way, it's interesting.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 21, 2024 01:11 PM (Odg76)

222 Do you not trust me??
Posted by: Doof


Well, you are related to Heinz Doofenschmirtz...

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 21, 2024 01:11 PM (v6JzV)

223 Pretty sure that was me.
Posted by: Bill Clinton at May 21, 2024 01:07 PM

Ahem.

Posted by: Monica at May 21, 2024 01:11 PM (a3Q+t)

224 They'll never stray from the dem plantation because they believe Republicans will end the free shit train.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 21, 2024 01:09 PM (IXZGh)
........

Right after they repeal ObamaCare.

Posted by: wth at May 21, 2024 01:11 PM (v0R5T)

225 The evil people running Joe Biden want blood. They want a race war.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian

Does this involve NASCAR?

Posted by: Joe D. Mensha at May 21, 2024 01:11 PM (lZVy/)

226 Well I'm convinced, democracy sucks. Give me a Republic instead.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, PNW MOME June 1st at May 21, 2024 01:12 PM (xcxpd)

227 Eh.

Posted by: Not voting our way out at May 21, 2024 01:12 PM (6/tqv)

228 Admiral Akbar is the DU guy????
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
-----

Day before yesterday, they had the same hash.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 21, 2024 01:12 PM (XeU6L)

229 "Trump orchestrated the erection at the capitol!"

- - - - - Joe Biden
Posted by: Sponge"

Pretty sure that was me.
Posted by: Bill Clinton
___________

Get bent.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at May 21, 2024 01:12 PM (2hKQm)

230 226 Well I'm convinced, democracy sucks. Give me a Republic instead.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, PNW MOME June 1st at May 21, 2024 01:12 PM (xcxpd)

========

You want a republic.
You'll take a monarchy.
You'll get Anarcho-Syndicalist Commune.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 21, 2024 01:12 PM (cD1dp)

231 Speaking of pandering, JFK Jr. promises that if he is elected, he will "give" black farmers $5 billion in reparations. Wow, so good to know that he has a solid plan.
--------
Including mules??

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 21, 2024 01:13 PM (ZdexC)

232 220 This blonde with a hint of underboob thinks that Admiral Painter was right:
http://tiny.cc/spn6yz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 21, 2024 01:11 PM (d04cU)

More curves than a bucket of worms

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, PNW MOME June 1st at May 21, 2024 01:13 PM (xcxpd)

233 >>>Ask Joe about it and he'll challenge you to a fight while denying he ever said that.

Well, okay, the pre dementia Joe would have said that..
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing


Good point!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 21, 2024 01:13 PM (d2bW3)

234 220 This blonde with a hint of underboob thinks that Admiral Painter was right:
http://tiny.cc/spn6yz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

Can't get past the Sharpie brows. They look very intimidating.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 21, 2024 01:13 PM (aFNOf)

235 You want a republic.
You'll take a monarchy.
You'll get Anarcho-Syndicalist Commune.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 21, 2024 01:12 PM (cD1dp)
++++
On the plus side, that will become monarchy fairly quickly.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 21, 2024 01:13 PM (d04cU)

236 Day before yesterday, they had the same hash.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 21, 2024 01:12 PM (XeU6L)

wx5h4

Posted by: Republicans at May 21, 2024 01:13 PM (aYXz1)

237 Joe has always been an old school paternalist Democrat. All blacks are super-predators, or welfare dependents, except a few that are clean and articulate and nice looking. They're storybook man.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson DeSantis/Lake 2024 at May 21, 2024 01:14 PM (wGerL)

238
Barky was the great black hope, the lightgiver, the healer of all America's race-sins.

That fraud played out. The one playing now doesn't really rest on Joey as the left denies him and cynically uses him.

A movement that can't draw two dozen people to a room isn't a movement, it's a well advertised scam.

Posted by: Auspex at May 21, 2024 01:14 PM (j4U/Z)

239 Speaking of pandering, JFK Jr. promises that if he is elected, he will "give" black farmers $5 billion in reparations. Wow, so good to know that he has a solid plan.

Posted by: Shamu at May 21, 2024 01:10 PM (oiNtH)

----------------

I just KNEW that JFK, Jr. was still alive and hanging out with Elvis at the Shady Rest Retirement Home.

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at May 21, 2024 01:14 PM (VXJx/)

240 What ever happened to the Commencement speeches that commended the Graduates for their accomplishments and to go forth and make your mark in the World ?

Posted by: It's me donna at May 21, 2024 01:14 PM (Akjoo)

241 Do you not trust me??
Posted by: Doof


Well, you are related to Heinz Doofenschmirtz...
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 21, 2024 01:11 PM (v6JzV)

I'm not a part of that Evil Incorporated venture

Posted by: Doof at May 21, 2024 01:14 PM (h0Z+I)

242 Ogling moose legs is a thing?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 21, 2024 01:04 PM

Ick. Actually, no.

Posted by: B. Hussein Obama at May 21, 2024 01:14 PM (a3Q+t)

243 What ever happened to the Commencement speeches that commended the Graduates for their accomplishments and to go forth and make your mark in the World ?
Posted by: It's me donna at May 21, 2024 01:14 PM (Akjoo)
++++
I'm sure they still have that kind, but there's no virtue points in that.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 21, 2024 01:14 PM (d04cU)

244 Speaking of pandering, JFK Jr. promises that if he is elected, he will "give" black farmers $5 billion in reparations. Wow, so good to know that he has a solid plan.
--------


He gonna buy all the land back from China first?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 21, 2024 01:15 PM (IXZGh)

245 "I'm not a part of that Evil Incorporated venture"

Only because you moved away from the Tri-State area, to be sure.

Posted by: Ribbed at May 21, 2024 01:15 PM (Ectld)

246 An Alaskan once bit my sister!

Posted by: Moose Dentist at May 21, 2024 01:15 PM (Zz86T)

247 I can remember back in 2016, there was a fuss over Hillary Clinton's possible use of a earwig to get prompting during the Presidential Debates.

Now, I be Joe Biden is souped up and earwigged.

DRUG TEST JOE BIDEN!!!

Posted by: SMOD at May 21, 2024 01:15 PM (RHGPo)

248 This blonde with a hint of underboob thinks that Admiral Painter was right:
http://tiny.cc/spn6yz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
.......

a little tummy action going on there
Baby Bump ?

Posted by: wth at May 21, 2024 01:16 PM (v0R5T)

249 14 Joe was born a poor black child.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at May 21, 2024 12:36 PM (2hKQm)

black, puerto rican, catholic, jewish... among other things...

Posted by: Inogame at May 21, 2024 01:16 PM (53oGX)

250
Well, you are related to Heinz Doofenschmirtz...
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 21, 2024 01:11 PM (v6JzV)


His daughter had high hot potential.....

*don't know what age she was depicted as being, so erred on the side of caution here.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 21, 2024 01:16 PM (IXZGh)

251 Well, you are related to Heinz Doofenschmirtz...
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 21, 2024 01:11 PM (v6JzV)

I'm not a part of that Evil Incorporated venture
Posted by: Doof at May 21, 2024 01:14 PM

A wholly-owned subsidiary of a wholly-owned subsidiary of a wholly-owned subsidiary.

Posted by: Big Penguin at May 21, 2024 01:16 PM (a3Q+t)

252
black, puerto rican, catholic, jewish... among other things...
Posted by: Inogame at May 21, 2024 01:16 PM (53oGX)


IT RAINED OIL!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 21, 2024 01:16 PM (IXZGh)

253 Speaking of pandering, RFK Jr. promises that if he is elected, he will "give" black farmers $5 billion in reparations. Wow, so good to know that he has a solid plan.

-------------

And this is how you get murdered white farmers in South Africa New North Korea (formerly the USA).

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at May 21, 2024 01:16 PM (VXJx/)

254 242 Ogling moose legs knuckles is a thing?

More accurate.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 21, 2024 01:16 PM (aFNOf)

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 21, 2024 01:17 PM (aFNOf)

256 Ogling moose legs is a thing?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 21, 2024 01:04 PM

Ick. Actually, no.
Posted by: B. Hussein Obama
---------
* Golf clap *

Posted by: scampydog at May 21, 2024 01:17 PM (2bFN5)

257 What ever happened to the Commencement speeches that commended the Graduates for their accomplishments and to go forth and make your mark in the World ?
Posted by: It's me donna at May 21, 2024 01:14 PM (Akjoo)

Social media and desire to virtue signal ruined that.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 21, 2024 01:17 PM (dp1vP)

258 He gonna buy all the land back from China first?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 21, 2024 01:15 PM (IXZGh)
++++
1. Seize Chinese holdings
2. Carve it into 40-acre parcels
3. Placate domestic industry by buying tractors and fencing from American manufacturers and shipping it on American trains and trucks, depositing a tractor and materials on each 40-acre parcels
4. Transfer the parcels and initial equipment to black folks as reparations

Race-based homesteading with Chinese appropriation and industrial kickbacks! It's a win-win-win-win!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 21, 2024 01:17 PM (d04cU)

259 Wasn't Hint of Underboob a track from A Momentary Lapse of Reason?

Posted by: spindrift at May 21, 2024 01:17 PM (OguvZ)

260 @255 Major, I don't follow what you're trying to say.

Posted by: Ribbed at May 21, 2024 01:17 PM (Ectld)

261 Howdy Ace, Horde,

You wanted Star Wars

You'd settle for Star Wars: The Phantom Menace

You'll get the Star Wars Holiday Special

Posted by: callsign claymore at May 21, 2024 01:18 PM (TQYo8)

262 Wasn't Hint of Underboob a track from A Momentary Lapse of Reason?
Posted by: spindrift at May 21, 2024 01:17 PM (OguvZ)


Better than Wet Leg.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 21, 2024 01:18 PM (IXZGh)

263 I just KNEW that JFK, Jr. was still alive and hanging out with Elvis at the Shady Rest Retirement Home.
Posted by: ShainS

Oopsies!

Posted by: Cheri at May 21, 2024 01:18 PM (oiNtH)

264 259 Wasn't Hint of Underboob a track from A Momentary Lapse of Reason?
Posted by: spindrift at May 21, 2024 01:17 PM (OguvZ)

Wish Boobs Were Here
IIRC

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, PNW MOME June 1st at May 21, 2024 01:18 PM (xcxpd)

265 260 @255 Major, I don't follow what you're trying to say.
Posted by: Ribbed at May 21, 2024 01:17 PM (Ectld)

On the contrary, I've never agreed with anyone here more

Posted by: It's me donna at May 21, 2024 01:18 PM (Akjoo)

266 Race-based homesteading with Chinese appropriation and industrial kickbacks! It's a win-win-win-win!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 21, 2024 01:17 PM (d04cU)
---
You forgot to include the mule.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 21, 2024 01:18 PM (7fElN)

267
Channeling his "old seggie" pals, he was.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 21, 2024 01:19 PM (xG4kz)

268 You forgot to include the mule.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 21, 2024 01:18 PM (7fElN)
++++
That's what the tractor is for.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 21, 2024 01:19 PM (d04cU)

269 Hey, that's just a hearing aid... we aren't feeding him answers!!!!

Posted by: lin-duh at May 21, 2024 01:19 PM (o7Evv)

270 (wX5h4) was a bad dude and he ran a bunch of bad boys.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 21, 2024 01:19 PM (ZdexC)

271 Lol, remember: This is the guy that got more votes than the historic 1st black president.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 21, 2024 01:20 PM (g9W3m)

272 DRUG TEST JOE BIDEN!!!

Posted by: SMOD at May 21, 2024 01:15 PM (RHGPo)

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BRAIN WAVE TEST (EEG) F. JOE MUGABE!!!

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at May 21, 2024 01:20 PM (VXJx/)

273 hiya

Posted by: JT at May 21, 2024 01:20 PM (T4tVD)

274 Hey, that's just a hearing aid... we aren't feeding him answers!!!!

Posted by: lin-duh at May 21, 2024 01:19 PM (o7Evv)


There will be food?

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 21, 2024 01:20 PM (IXZGh)

275 End Wokeness @EndWokeness
Trump's latest post on Instagram 😂 🤣 😭

https://tinyurl.com/ynmanm24
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 21, 2024 12:36 PM (ZdexC)
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Brutal but hilarious. VDH would approve.

Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe24 registration now open! at May 21, 2024 01:20 PM (bS+DD)

276 There gonna put yall back in chainz!!!

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 21, 2024 01:21 PM (HqA+5)

277 Imagine if we had historically white colleges.

Posted by: I Haz a Reparations at May 21, 2024 01:21 PM (Yg/ZT)

278 Lol, remember: This is the guy that got more votes than the historic 1st black president.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 21, 2024 01:20 PM (g9W3m)


1/2 black.

Momma was lily white and can be found nekkid on the internet.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 21, 2024 01:21 PM (IXZGh)

279 Well, you are related to Heinz Doofenschmirtz...
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 21, 2024 01:11 PM (v6JzV)


His daughter had high hot potential.....

*don't know what age she was depicted as being, so erred on the side of caution here.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 21, 2024 01:16 PM (IXZGh)

So you also sometimes wonder about the real-life inspiration for animated characters?

Posted by: Doof at May 21, 2024 01:21 PM (h0Z+I)

280 @247 it would be comedy gold if someone hacked Biden's earbud during the debate "ok Joe tell Trump if he doesn't agree with you, you'll shit your pants".

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 21, 2024 01:21 PM (enVpg)

281 End Wokeness @EndWokeness
Trump's latest post on Instagram 😂 🤣 😭

https://tinyurl.com/ynmanm24
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 21, 2024 12:36 PM (ZdexC)
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Brutal but hilarious. VDH would approve.
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe24 registration now open! at May 21, 2024 01:20 PM (bS+DD)
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Nice bank shots!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 21, 2024 01:22 PM (7fElN)

282 Did he have hot sauce with him?

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 21, 2024 01:22 PM (HqA+5)

283 peaking of pandering, JFK Jr. promises that if he is elected, he will "give" black farmers $5 billion in reparations. Wow, so good to know that he has a solid plan.

Posted by: Shamu at May 21, 2024 01:10 PM (oiNtH)

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I think that's already happened.

Posted by: LASue at May 21, 2024 01:22 PM (llS7k)

284 " if someone hacked Biden's earbud during the debate "ok Joe tell Trump if he doesn't agree with you, you'll shit your pants"."

Brings new meaning to "historic debate".

Posted by: Ribbed at May 21, 2024 01:22 PM (Ectld)

285 So wait.. Merchan basically told the Jury to not believe anything the Defense brought forth from the witnesses ?

Posted by: It's me donna at May 21, 2024 01:22 PM (Akjoo)

286 Momma...can be found nekkid on the internet.
Posted by: Sponge


Please don't tell us how you know this.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 21, 2024 01:22 PM (v6JzV)

287
So you also sometimes wonder about the real-life inspiration for animated characters?
Posted by: Doof at May 21, 2024 01:21 PM (h0Z+I)


I always just figured she was the younger sibling of Erin Esurance.

Kind of a Speed Racer / Racer X type scenario.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 21, 2024 01:22 PM (IXZGh)

288 "What ever happened to the Commencement speeches that commended the Graduates for their accomplishments and to go forth and make your mark in the World ?
Posted by: It's me donna"

Seinfeld pretty much did that, or at least tried his best to articulate his thoughts on how to lead a reasonably happy life after graduation. Nothing too profound about the Seinfeld address, except it was rare in today's world for its obvious sincerity and absence of ego --versus FJB's predictably sociopathic exploitation of every person and event for self aggrandizement and power.

Posted by: Zek at May 21, 2024 01:22 PM (5FPX4)

289 "Imagine if we had historically white colleges."

Technically all colleges older than 200 years were historically white, I think.

Posted by: Ribbed at May 21, 2024 01:23 PM (Ectld)

290

Please don't tell us how you know this.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 21, 2024 01:22 PM (v6JzV)


Seems obvious, but Ok. I won't.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 21, 2024 01:23 PM (IXZGh)

291 What ever happened to the Commencement speeches that commended the Graduates for their accomplishments and to go forth and make your mark in the World ?

Posted by: It's me donna

Victory laps. You only get those right after a Democrat wins, because, you know, things can get better.

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at May 21, 2024 01:23 PM (hCzfy)

292 "I'll have those n**gers voting Democrat for 200 years.*

Posted by: LBJ at May 21, 2024 01:23 PM (8JB5s)

293 MTG scares me.

https://x.com/mtgreenee/status/1792557434541596962

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 21, 2024 01:23 PM (aFNOf)

294
George Floyd trying to pass funny money at a liquor store was as justified as Micheal Cohen stealing from Trump.

The only debate left in America is if you get robbed at gunpoint or have a lecture delivered to you while the IRS clears your bank account.

Posted by: Auspex at May 21, 2024 01:23 PM (j4U/Z)

295 Only because you moved away from the Tri-State area, to be sure.
Posted by: Ribbed at May 21, 2024 01:15 PM (Ectld)

Come to think of it, I actually DO live in a tri-state area. Maybe I really am Doofenschmirtz???

Posted by: Doof at May 21, 2024 01:24 PM (h0Z+I)

296 *don't know what age she was depicted as being, so erred on the side of caution here.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 21, 2024 01:16 PM (IXZGh)
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According to the Phineas and Ferb wiki, she's 16 years old in the show...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 21, 2024 01:24 PM (7fElN)

297 Naggers... The word is naggers...

Posted by: Ribbed at May 21, 2024 01:24 PM (Ectld)

298 Speaking of pandering, JFK Jr. promises that if he is elected, he will "give" black farmers $5 billion in reparations. Wow, so good to know that he has a solid plan.
--'
Republicans really need to one-up that with 160 acres of federal land.
1) it's all in the west, which are red states, reducing the federal control (and population suppression) of those states
2) all that land will be sold within a year

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 21, 2024 01:25 PM (g9W3m)

299 According to the Phineas and Ferb wiki, she's 16 years old in the show...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 21, 2024 01:24 PM (7fElN)


Um.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 21, 2024 01:25 PM (IXZGh)

300 Come to think of it, I actually DO live in a tri-state area. Maybe I really am Doofenschmirtz???
Posted by: Doof at May 21, 2024 01:24 PM (h0Z+I)

Watch out for Perry the Platypus

Posted by: It's me donna at May 21, 2024 01:25 PM (Akjoo)

301 I once worked for a project that connected college graduates with employers. A request often made by employers was that they wanted no candidates from historically black colleges. Their comments were that these graduates were worthless as workers, and that they were all arrogant, and felt entitled.

Posted by: French Jeton at May 21, 2024 01:25 PM (NXBpJ)

302 Seems obvious, but Ok. I won't.
Posted by: Sponge


Was she at all good-looking? I don't believe I've ever seen a picture of her clothed or naked.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 21, 2024 01:25 PM (v6JzV)

303 Poor college graduates can be just as smart and successful as white college graduates! Good luck and don't forget to vote on erection day.

Posted by: Joey B at May 21, 2024 01:25 PM (wGerL)

304 "I've got to imagine in all the years you practice law, have you ever seen anything like this?" Hannity asked.

"No, I never have," Dershowitz replied. "I sat in the front row, literally just feet away from where all the action occurred. I rolled my eyes when the judge made some rulings that were absurd. Any first-year evidence student would understand that he was making biased rulings in favor of one side."

"I stared him down, but Costello didn't," Dershowitz continued. "He acted like a normal witness, and the judge went berserk.

Posted by: SMOD at May 21, 2024 01:25 PM (RHGPo)

305 "Washington DC is a whorehouse where the revolutionary ideals of your forefathers are corrupted and sold in alleys by vendors of capitalism."

FIFY.

Posted by: callsign claymore at May 21, 2024 01:26 PM (TQYo8)

306 MTG scares me.

https://x.com/mtgreenee/status/1792557434541596962
Posted by: Maj. Healey

Me rikey

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at May 21, 2024 01:26 PM (7GPTo)

307 Biden was speaking at a black COLLEGE GRADUATION.

Everything he said in his speech is nullified.

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 21, 2024 01:26 PM (JeYYB)

308 The only debate left in America is if you get robbed at gunpoint or have a lecture delivered to you while the IRS clears your bank account.

Posted by: Auspex at May 21, 2024 01:23 PM (j4U/Z)

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Or starve to death after they ban all carbon fuels.

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at May 21, 2024 01:26 PM (VXJx/)

309 Yeah, President Walter is a nasty piece of work, as he has repeatedly demonstrated. However, for reasons I can’t understand, There seems to be a large audience for this kind of stuff, including, bizarrely, lots of guilt tripping White lefties.

Posted by: Ex GOP at May 21, 2024 01:26 PM (V3K4b)

310 220 This blonde with a hint of underboob thinks that Admiral Painter was right:
http://tiny.cc/spn6yz
Posted by: Joe Mannix

Fuck that guy! There's only ONE Admiral on this Smart Military Blog worth listening to!
https://tinyurl.com/2769n5my

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at May 21, 2024 01:26 PM (JCZqz)

311 Come to think of it, I actually DO live in a tri-state area. Maybe I really am Doofenschmirtz???
Posted by: Doof at May 21, 2024 01:24 PM (h0Z+I)


They dropped the 'enschmirtz' at Ellis Island as they struggled to spell it in English.

It wasn't until a few generations later where they immigrated from the homeland again they retained the full name.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 21, 2024 01:26 PM (IXZGh)

312 Fuck that guy! There's only ONE Admiral on this Smart Military Blog worth listening to!
https://tinyurl.com/2769n5my
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at May 21, 2024 01:26 PM (JCZqz)
++++
LOL

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 21, 2024 01:27 PM (d04cU)

313 238
Barky was the great black hope, the lightgiver, the healer of all America's race-sins.

That fraud played out. The one playing now doesn't really rest on Joey as the left denies him and cynically uses him.

A movement that can't draw two dozen people to a room isn't a movement, it's a well advertised scam.
Posted by: Auspex at May 21, 2024 01:14 PM (j4U/Z)

Act II will be when Wes Moore runs for POTUS in 2028.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 21, 2024 01:27 PM (uii8N)

314 Or starve to death after they ban all carbon fuels.
Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor
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We have a plan for that.

Posted by: The Bugs at May 21, 2024 01:27 PM (2bFN5)

315
Please don't tell us how you know this.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

It was out there during the 2008 Presidential campaign.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 21, 2024 01:27 PM (xG4kz)

316
"I stared him down, but Costello didn't," Dershowitz continued. "He acted like a normal witness, and the judge went berserk."

I only wish Costello had asked: "Would you prefer I avert my eyes from Your Honor when speaking?"

Posted by: Zek at May 21, 2024 01:27 PM (5FPX4)

317 313 Act II will be when Wes Moore runs for POTUS in 2028.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 21, 2024 01:27 PM (uii8N)

========

Or...they replace Biden with Moore at the convention!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 21, 2024 01:28 PM (cD1dp)

318 Naggers... The word is naggers...
Posted by: Ribbed at May 21, 2024 01:24 PM (Ectld)
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Randy - the clue was "people who annoy you!!"

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 21, 2024 01:28 PM (mUnoX)

319 Wallace got like 80% of the black vote in his last election. Biden may get less.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba


George Wallace may have been a lot of things, but near the end of his life, in a wheelchair (as he had been crippled by someone with a shotgun), he went into an all black church and asked for reconciliation and forgiveness for what he had professed earlier in his life.

At the end, he tried to be a better man. Were we all that courageous to do that.

Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at May 21, 2024 01:28 PM (vcOmj)

320 As if I need MORE reason to vote TRUMP!

uniparty delenda est.

Posted by: uniparty, Raping and Mutilating the Children They do not Kill at May 21, 2024 01:29 PM (gxokI)

321 318 Naggers... The word is naggers...
Posted by: Ribbed at May 21, 2024 01:24 PM (Ectld)
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Randy - the clue was "people who annoy you!!"
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 21, 2024 01:28 PM (mUnoX)

One of the most inspired bits of entertainment ever conceived.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 21, 2024 01:29 PM (KbCG3)

322 Barak's mom nekkid, Trudeau's mom flashing the world....

I'm going to hazard a guess Joe's mom had issues, too.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 21, 2024 01:29 PM (tT6L1)

323 Come to think of it, I actually DO live in a tri-state area. Maybe I really am Doofenschmirtz???
Posted by: Doof at May 21, 2024 01:24 PM (h0Z+I)


They dropped the 'enschmirtz' at Ellis Island as they struggled to spell it in English.

It wasn't until a few generations later where they immigrated from the homeland again they retained the full name.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 21, 2024 01:26 PM (IXZGh)

When did the various alternate spellings, with and without umlauts, appear??

Posted by: Doof at May 21, 2024 01:29 PM (h0Z+I)

324 One of the perks of raising children from birth is all that great programming you'd otherwise miss. Phineas and Ferb was hilarious.

Posted by: Son of Dad at May 21, 2024 01:30 PM (8JB5s)

325 The words this pedophilic grifting marxist stooge vomits out come directly from the blue gums and lips of One Big Ass Mistake Again. If not for him this country wouldn't be fomenting a race war. The more mooselimb terrorists that come slithering across the border the more the marxist Democrats applaud the demise of the USA.

Posted by: Fed Up to Here at May 21, 2024 01:30 PM (VcHM+)

326 Biden was speaking at a black COLLEGE GRADUATION.

Everything he said in his speech is nullified.

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 21, 2024 01:26 PM (JeYYB)

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Top of the Victim Hierarchy Totem.

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at May 21, 2024 01:30 PM (VXJx/)

327 George Wallace may have been a lot of things, but near the end of his life, in a wheelchair (as he had been crippled by someone with a shotgun)

I remember seeing that shooting live on TV when I was kid. 1972? It happened somewhere in Maryland, I think.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 21, 2024 01:30 PM (v6JzV)

328 "When did the various alternate spellings, with and without umlauts, appear??"

Census. Most of the people appointed to do census didn't know how to spell either.

Posted by: Ribbed at May 21, 2024 01:31 PM (Ectld)

329 NOOD DEFENSE

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 21, 2024 01:31 PM (d04cU)

330 324 One of the perks of raising children from birth is all that great programming you'd otherwise miss. Phineas and Ferb was hilarious.
Posted by: Son of Dad

Who cares about that, Jack? Compared to the decade-plus of shared showers WITHOUT the risk of them telling?!?! C'mon, man!

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 21, 2024 01:31 PM (JCZqz)

331
When did the various alternate spellings, with and without umlauts, appear??
Posted by: Doof at May 21, 2024 01:29 PM (h0Z+I)


That's when they started f*cking with people and inventing things. If it was an embarrassing failure, they added the umlauts to blame "that asshole over there. He's not with us."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 21, 2024 01:31 PM (IXZGh)

332 Phineas and Ferb was hilarious.
Posted by: Son of Dad


The Love Handel episode was freaking brilliant.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 21, 2024 01:31 PM (v6JzV)

333 End Wokeness @EndWokeness
Trump's latest post on Instagram 😂 🤣 😭

https://tinyurl.com/ynmanm24
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 21, 2024 12:36 PM (ZdexC)
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Brutal but hilarious. VDH would approve.
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe24 registration now open! at May 21, 2024 01:20 PM (bS+DD)

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LMAO. Trump should run that repeatedly in commercials between now and the erection.

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at May 21, 2024 01:32 PM (VXJx/)

334 One of the perks of raising children from birth is all that great programming you'd otherwise miss. Phineas and Ferb was hilarious.
Posted by: Son of Dad at May 21, 2024 01:30 PM (8JB5s)

So thankful my boys were of the age to be watching it. They were a part of me acquiring Doof as a nickname many years ago, and they were excited to tell me about the character on the show.
I think one of my boys actually has me listed as Doof in their phone.

Posted by: Doof at May 21, 2024 01:32 PM (h0Z+I)

335 Voters in Biden's hometown of Scranton, Pennsylvania, told DailyMail.com they are not backing hometown hero Joe in 2024. President Joe Biden likes to invoke his humble beginnings in the foothills of Pennsylvania when addressing the country and potential voters. He even made a highly-publicized trip to the town last month to gather support. But voters here don't see eye-to-eye with the 81-year-old commander-in-chief, telling DailyMail.com that life was better for them under former President Donald Trump.

Posted by: SMOD at May 21, 2024 01:33 PM (RHGPo)

336 Phineas and Ferb was hilarious.
Posted by: Son of Dad


The Love Handel episode was freaking brilliant.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 21, 2024 01:31 PM (v6JzV)

The Baljeetles > Love Handel > Lindonna

Posted by: Doof at May 21, 2024 01:34 PM (h0Z+I)

337 Well, you are related to Heinz Doofenschmirtz...
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 21, 2024 01:11 PM (v6JzV)

I'm not a part of that Evil Incorporated venture
Posted by: Doof at May 21, 2024 01:14 PM (h0Z+I)

Are you a member of L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N.?

Posted by: I'm Rodney from South Dakota at May 21, 2024 01:34 PM (Wc83a)

338 What ever happened to the Commencement speeches that commended the Graduates for their accomplishments and to go forth and make your mark in the World ?
Posted by: It's me donna

You get kicked in the nuts.

Posted by: Harrison Butker at May 21, 2024 01:35 PM (w9Wax)

339 > MTG scares me.

Those touch and goes really aren't that hard to do. Even though she's not bouncing hard, I can tell you she'd only be able to do about 1/5 as many reps if she would do a small pause at the ground and pull with no bounce.

Even so, she's a workhorse. I've seen some of her workouts online and she is killing it.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 21, 2024 01:36 PM (Odg76)

340 FJB's Morehouse commencement address demonstrates why his favorable poll result is consistently at or below 40%/ IMHO.

When has Joe ever given an uplifting speech? Never in my recollection. He always scolds or slanders at least one group. Typically whites. Or pro-Life people. Or wealthy people. Or gun owners.

People are sick of hearing his never-ending talk centered on racial division and spreading fear of Joe's political enemies.

When has Joe praised workers other than union workers? The vast majority of work in this country is performed by non-union workers. Joe is essentially telling those people they're not the best workers in the world, by only praising union workers as the best in the world. Non-union people doing their jobs day in and day out don't like being continually silently compared to union workers that Joe panders to at every opportunity.

Joe loves to tell the story about Xi asking him what's so good e about the USA, and Joe relying, "possibilities."

What about realities, Joe! Today's US realities of hard work, freedoms, and too many other things to ever list? Today's realities along with our past are why we are the best in the world, NOW!

Posted by: Gref at May 21, 2024 01:42 PM (5fDan)

341 Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at May 21, 2024 01:28 PM (vcOmj)

Wallace was a state court judge before he ran for governor. Arthur Shores says he was the only one that would invite him to his chambers for lunch. Patterson had gotten the NAACP banned as Alabama AG in 1956 for hiding its membership lists. He beat Wallace in 1958 because Wallace was considered too soft on the coloreds. His hardline stance was an act from the beginning.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson DeSantis/Lake 2024 at May 21, 2024 01:50 PM (wGerL)

342 We were more America before the Big Three Networks became a symbol of America. Newspapers had verve and character...and open biases.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 21, 2024 12:51 PM (cD1dp)

Back in the early 20th, sure. But in the 50s and 60s conglomerates started taking over and the rival papers became more homogenized and default liberal as alternatives folded. Once it was down to one or two in a city it was pretty much over for newspapers.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 21, 2024 01:59 PM (eoQWY)

343 Blacks will continue voting for Democrats, and we'll continue to blame Democrats. The Democrats treat blacks like they are stupid, and they prove them right time and time again. I honestly don't know how you fix this. I know how they want to fix this, and that's to make whites a minority, with an small elite group of whites running the show.

Posted by: Kitchener Lesley at May 21, 2024 02:18 PM (nVi9d)

344 That cocaine was Joe Biden’’s

Posted by: Tj at May 21, 2024 02:24 PM (YmVeN)

345 The desiccated fossil tells them that democracy is keeping them down in one breath and that he’s the one who can save “our democracy” in the next.

His inner Klansman is showing.

Posted by: Misanthropic Misanthrope at May 21, 2024 02:52 PM (Y2NGV)

346 Everybody should have just left the place and allowed Biden the Worse to rant all he can about America belonging to the same party(Democrat)that Kept, Sold, Traded Hunted Down Abused Slaves and Separated Families and Biden's polls Crash in Flames so he opens our Southern Border to bring in more Voters illegally more reasons for his Impeachment and removal from office

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at May 21, 2024 04:36 PM (wGqjj)

347 Joe needs to "sniff" some more six year olds.

Posted by: Fred at May 21, 2024 05:07 PM (bXvrr)

348 You could certainly see your expertise in the work you write.
The sector hopes for even more passionate writers like you who are not afraid
to mention how they believe. All the time follow your heart.

Posted by: Hey Dude Outlet Online Store at May 23, 2024 12:14 AM (n+Gtf)

349 May I simply just say what a comfort to discover a person that actually knows what they
are discussing on the internet. You actually understand
how to bring an issue to light and make it important. A lot more people must
look at this and understand this side of your story. It's surprising you are not more popular because you most certainly possess the gift.

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My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
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An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
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Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
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