Enchantment Under the Sea Cafe

Norway
it's fjords all the way down
by @alex_dawson_photography

Surfin' dog hangs 20.

Taking your dog sail-boarding.

Polar bear doing some sexy ice-bathing.

Some very skillful drone piloting.

Dog Virtual Reality.

Climbing a towering waterfall in New Zealand.

Biking a steep hill.

Big BMX jump.

A paper plane "bat" with flapping wings.

"The Kardashian," the largest airship in the world.

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1 Fish under the sea dance!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 28, 2024 07:40 PM (u73oe)

2 I called the otters.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 28, 2024 07:40 PM (u73oe)

3 Stretching it to a triple

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 28, 2024 07:40 PM (u73oe)

4 He’s gonna try to score!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 28, 2024 07:41 PM (u73oe)

5 Safe! And the Indians win it! The Indians win it! Oh my God the Indians win it!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 28, 2024 07:41 PM (u73oe)

6 Ok, I’m done now.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 28, 2024 07:42 PM (u73oe)

7 *Sets up Amway display and waits*

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 28, 2024 07:42 PM (u73oe)

8 Thank you for the paper 'bat', Ace!

Odd how, despite the millions and millions of herrings invested by Big Penguin, there are no flying paper penguins with flapping wings, isn't it?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 28, 2024 07:42 PM (a3Q+t)

9 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at May 28, 2024 07:42 PM (fwDg9)

10 Since we are going in and under the sea check this out, a very rare type of box jellyfish. Beautiful and deadly.

No touchy. https://tinyurl.com/45bc5bsp

Posted by: JackStraw at May 28, 2024 07:43 PM (LkLld)

11 Called em again.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 28, 2024 07:44 PM (u73oe)

12 all they need top do to fuck up a perfectly nice video is drag in their pathetic lies about climate change. fuck it, and them. *spit*

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 28, 2024 07:44 PM (tQtDb)

13 *Sets up Amway display and waits*
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 28, 2024 07:42 PM

Wasn't OnlyFans more profitable for you?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 28, 2024 07:44 PM (a3Q+t)

14 I think Bobby DeNiro has uncomfortable panties right now.

We don't know if he got them in a twist or a bunch.

We can just guess that they are very uncomfortable.

Posted by: Axeman at May 28, 2024 07:45 PM (krQz2)

15 Apply named the Kardashian for a reason, or should be

Posted by: Skip at May 28, 2024 07:45 PM (fwDg9)

16 Big Bottom drive me out of my mind
How can I leave this behind?

Posted by: David St. Hubbins, airship enthusiast at May 28, 2024 07:46 PM (PiwSw)

17 Duke, you are a gentleman and humanitarian of the first order. After the first call I'd of told them to ......

Posted by: Ben Had at May 28, 2024 07:46 PM (WnDHN)

18 You know.

The climate has always been changing. And it will continue to change. And there's not A DAMN THING WE CAN DO ABOUT IT.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 28, 2024 07:47 PM (H+3Km)

19 Lots of pics of cold places.

Ice-back influence?

Posted by: blaster at May 28, 2024 07:48 PM (IFNME)

20 DeNiro is a pimple on the ass of the universe.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 28, 2024 07:48 PM (WnDHN)

21 "Have you ever witnessed a Polar bear in real life?"

Yes, in a zoo, and he didn't look very happy.

Posted by: gp Abides at May 28, 2024 07:48 PM (MvF+J)

22 Ben Had!

How are you, fine lady?

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 28, 2024 07:49 PM (H+3Km)

23 5 Safe! And the Indians win it! The Indians win it! Oh my God the Indians win it!
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 28, 2024 07:41 PM (u73oe)

Don't do that ... don't tease about The Tribe ...

I'm still suffering from the Cubs beating us (tips cap to Grammie Winger).

...and the Marlins .... and the Braves ... and the Lockout Year of '94

Posted by: browndog sat with the spiders at Municipal Stadium at May 28, 2024 07:49 PM (TTAGa)

24 Hey, good evening! Ben Had, you stayin dry?

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 28, 2024 07:49 PM (YRsIm)

25 That box jellyfish ate my Uncle!

Posted by: Joe Biden, briefly semi-lucid at May 28, 2024 07:50 PM (PiwSw)

26 Wasn't OnlyFans more profitable for you?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 28, 2024 07:44 PM (a3Q+t)

——————

No. Can I interest you in this balm? Works great on rashes caused by, say, rhinestones.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 28, 2024 07:50 PM (u73oe)

27 nurse, rationale is so gauche don't ya know.

Fucking idiots think Mother Nature ain't as fickle as a cat in heat.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 28, 2024 07:52 PM (WnDHN)

28 DeNiro has promised to go away if Trump gets reelected. So that's good.

Posted by: Northernlurker at May 28, 2024 07:52 PM (JLq/1)

29 Penguins can't fly. They aren't even really birds.

Posted by: fd at May 28, 2024 07:53 PM (vFG9F)

30 At least paper bats don't carry rabies or ticks.

Posted by: Penguin Liberation Front at May 28, 2024 07:53 PM (V5BDR)

31 Enchantment Under the Sea Cafe

==

the best cafe!

Posted by: runner at May 28, 2024 07:53 PM (9pFgx)

32 DeNiro has promised to go away if Trump gets reelected. So that's good.
Posted by: Northernlurker at May 28, 2024 07:52 PM (JLq/1)

————————-

Don’t go away mad, Bobby, just go away.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 28, 2024 07:54 PM (u73oe)

33 29 They can plummet. Streamlined for smooth reentry.

Posted by: gp Abides at May 28, 2024 07:55 PM (MvF+J)

34 nurse, it is still raining around here so I'm pissy because I can't mow. You are well?

Posted by: Ben Had at May 28, 2024 07:55 PM (WnDHN)

35 Norway has some incredible scenery.
The women are very nice too!
Everything is expensive. Bring lots of $.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 28, 2024 07:55 PM (MeG8a)

36 "DeNiro has promised to go away if Trump gets reelected"

*votes really really hard*

Posted by: fd at May 28, 2024 07:55 PM (vFG9F)

37 Paper bat needs a flammenwerfer.

Posted by: runner at May 28, 2024 07:55 PM (9pFgx)

38 29 Penguins can't fly. They aren't even really birds.

Heh, I will inform my friends the cassowary, ostrich, and emu to straighten you out after they kick your behind.

Posted by: Penguin Pete at May 28, 2024 07:56 PM (V5BDR)

39 Ben Had,
I'm ok. Was a little too active over the weekend and I'm paying for it. Oh well. One day I'll stop being stupid.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 28, 2024 07:56 PM (infHK)

40 Heh, I will inform my friends the cassowary, ostrich, and emu to straighten you out after they kick your behind.
Posted by: Penguin Pete at May 28, 2024 07:56 PM (V5BDR)

Turkey !

Posted by: runner at May 28, 2024 07:56 PM (9pFgx)

41 DeNero can rot in Hell for all I care, he went to the dark side

Posted by: Skip at May 28, 2024 07:57 PM (fwDg9)

42 Good evening, horde.

Psh, the biker going downhill. I live in a little coal town, and was impressed to see a kid ride his bike all the way up the hill past my house today. It's a ninety foot change in elevation from bottom to top.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at May 28, 2024 07:57 PM (OX9vb)

43 I had another tooth pulled. I think it's the first time I've had a dentist tell me it would be pointless to try and save it. Split down the center all the way through the root. It didn't hurt and so far, having it yanked wasn't bad.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at May 28, 2024 07:57 PM (yeEu9)

44 No. Can I interest you in this balm? Works great on rashes caused by, say, rhinestones.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 28, 2024 07:50 PM

Is it Andrew Sussex endorsed?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 28, 2024 07:58 PM (a3Q+t)

45 Not only did I root for DeNiro, I also used to root for Bob Costas to do well.

I apologize.

Posted by: Disgusted at May 28, 2024 07:58 PM (Z8Yh2)

46 My grandfather had a polar bear rug. He killed it and skinned it. Yes, he was Norwegian.

Posted by: Nordisk Tidende at May 28, 2024 07:58 PM (V5BDR)

47 "The Kardashian" Heh.

Posted by: gp Abides at May 28, 2024 07:58 PM (MvF+J)

48 One day I'll stop being stupid.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 28, 2024 07:56 PM (infHK)

——————

That could be my motto!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 28, 2024 07:59 PM (u73oe)

49 {{{Ben Had}}}

♩ Good evening! ♬

Alas, no drink options because it is during the work week.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 28, 2024 07:59 PM (u82oZ)

50 Crotchety Old Jarhead, when I called up the weather map at 0'dark thirty this morning my thoughts were of you and Sponge. My second thought was to get my truck in the barn in case the hail came. I didn't get much rain but everything is so wet already.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 28, 2024 07:59 PM (WnDHN)

51 nurse ratched

Ask my wife. Her answer:

"Never happen."

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 28, 2024 08:00 PM (u82oZ)

52 NOrwegians are just a dumber version of Swedes , höger?

Posted by: runner at May 28, 2024 08:01 PM (9pFgx)

53 Notsothoreau

Yikes!

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 28, 2024 08:01 PM (u82oZ)

54 nurse, hopefully the activity was worth it!

Posted by: Ben Had at May 28, 2024 08:02 PM (WnDHN)

55 "Have you ever witnessed a Polar bear in real life?"

Yes, in a zoo, and he didn't look very happy.

Posted by: gp Abides at May 28, 2024 07:48 PM (MvF+J)

Yes. On the top floor of the Petersen Publishing building, there was a stuffed polar bear. I believe that Robert E. Petersen, the founder and chairman of the company, shot it with a .44 magnum, something of a claim to fame.

Yep, just looked it up and here's the story:

https://www.whend74.com/published-works/petersens-polar-bear

Posted by: HTL at May 28, 2024 08:02 PM (eCKON)

56 I never would've thought Dinero was probably a p3d(), but I guess those folks get to as certain point where normal stuff doesn't do it any longer when they reach the point where there's no challenge.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Except for religious obedience, name one benefit marriage provides to men at May 28, 2024 08:02 PM (uei2D)

57 runner

Low bar. And one great-grandmother came from Dalia province in Sweden.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 28, 2024 08:02 PM (u82oZ)

58 DeNiro is a pimple on the ass of the universe.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 28, 2024 07:48 PM

*nods*

This is a Known Thing.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 28, 2024 08:03 PM (87slO)

59 47 "The Kardashian" Heh.
Posted by: gp Abides at May 28, 2024 07:58 PM (MvF+J)

Those from the Cackalackie area will be reminded of The Peachoid.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 28, 2024 08:03 PM (PiwSw)

60 NaCly, dearest. I'll have one for both of us. Hugs.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 28, 2024 08:03 PM (WnDHN)

61 "I will inform my friends the cassowary, ostrich, and emu to straighten you out after they kick your behind.
Posted by: Penguin Pete "

Your imaginary friends do not intimidate me. The penguin is a type of weasel that thinks it's a fish.

Posted by: fd at May 28, 2024 08:03 PM (vFG9F)

62 I like big blimps and I cannot lie!

Posted by: Sir Mix-a-Lot at May 28, 2024 08:04 PM (87slO)

63 One day I'll stop being stupid.
-

On our family crest:

Si stultus eris, fortis esse debebis

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Except for religious obedience, name one benefit marriage provides to men at May 28, 2024 08:04 PM (uei2D)

64 Your imaginary friends do not intimidate me. The penguin is a type of weasel that thinks it's a fish.
Posted by: fd at May 28, 2024 08:03 PM (vFG9F)

Well I never!

Posted by: A certain svelte buoyant waterfowl at May 28, 2024 08:05 PM (PiwSw)

65 Not much rain here, today. But, skies got dark, and the weather station gave a 43 mph reading as the strongest gust.

The tower, doesn't wobble, even a tiny bit in the wind. However, the OTA/TV antenna isn't going to be a long term player in that position. I'm going to have to find one made out of sturdier stuff.

Weasel would NOT APPROVE of the OTA/TV antenna. IT has a bad case of The Wobblies.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 28, 2024 08:05 PM (e6UQI)

66 OJ's first case with Robert Kardashian was with Kardashian as a USC alum who volunteered to hush up OJ's sexual battery case in college.

That's what we owe the Kardashians to. OJ's battery of 2 and rape of at least one of his college girlfriends.

Posted by: Axeman at May 28, 2024 08:06 PM (krQz2)

67 A certain svelte buoyant waterfowl

Opus, is that you?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 28, 2024 08:06 PM (u82oZ)

68 RMBS, offers a glass of a new red called "Hot to Trot"

Posted by: Ben Had at May 28, 2024 08:06 PM (WnDHN)

69 Low bar. And one great-grandmother came from Dalia province in Sweden.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 28, 2024 08:02 PM (u82oZ)

she left because she was smart !

Posted by: runner at May 28, 2024 08:06 PM (9pFgx)

70 I watched the movie but no dialog as it was all on Norwegian. During WWII a Norwegian commando group was ambushed, one gut tracks Norway to get away from the Nazis. It was a true story, wish it had subtitles.

Posted by: Skip at May 28, 2024 08:06 PM (fwDg9)

71 Better lit the sack
Hope you all have a great evening, weather here is breezy but nice

Posted by: Skip at May 28, 2024 08:07 PM (fwDg9)

72 Jim

Was there any impact from that bridge strike near you, or was it all media hype?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 28, 2024 08:07 PM (u82oZ)

73 RMBS, offers a glass of a new red called "Hot to Trot"
Posted by: Ben Had at May 28, 2024 08:06 PM

Cheers!

I'll have to look for that. It'll go well in the wine rack next to The 7 Deadly Zins.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 28, 2024 08:08 PM (87slO)

74 Scandis aren’t stupid. They are, arguably, among the most stubborn bastards on the planet however.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 28, 2024 08:08 PM (PpROq)

75 Skip

Sweet dreams.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 28, 2024 08:08 PM (u82oZ)

76 DeNiro is a pimple on the ass of the universe.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 28, 2024 07:48 PM

What's up with Dr Pimple Popper these days?

Posted by: Northernlurker at May 28, 2024 08:08 PM (JLq/1)

77 Ok, imagine watching a Norwegian sitcom.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 28, 2024 08:09 PM (WnDHN)

78 runner

25% of every Swede left Sweden a hundred years ago. It was the LA of the 19th Century.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 28, 2024 08:09 PM (u82oZ)

79 18 You know.

The climate has always been changing. And it will continue to change. And there's not A DAMN THING WE CAN DO ABOUT IT.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 28, 2024 07:47 PM (H+3Km)

And CO2 levels are at historic lows... low enough that if we go too much lower, things will stop growing...

Ergo, being Anti CO2, is being Anti GREEN..

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 28, 2024 08:09 PM (xaFKb)

80 ...I like big blimps and I cannot lie! Posted by: Sir Mix-a-Lot at May 28, 2024 08:04 PM (87slO)

You'll notice that nobody has floated the idea of a Lizzo Blimp.

Because no matter how they'd make it, there will always be a lot more Lizzo than Lift.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 28, 2024 08:11 PM (e6UQI)

81 Since we are going in and under the sea check this out, a very rare type of box jellyfish. Beautiful and deadly.
No touchy. https://tinyurl.com/45bc5bsp
Posted by: JackStraw at May 28, 2024 07:43 PM (LkLld)
~~~~~

From Papua New Guinea. The jelly kills you then the natives eat you.

Posted by: IrishEi at May 28, 2024 08:11 PM (3ImbR)

82 Penguins are some of the most frequent poopers in the Animal Kingdom; on average, an adult penguin defecates every 10 to 15 minutes.

Penguin poop is considered dangerous for the environment because it is capable of producing high levels of nitrous oxide, which has been recognized as a greenhouse gas, and major contributor to global warming and climate change.

Posted by: The More You Know at May 28, 2024 08:11 PM (a3Q+t)

83 Posted by: Ben Had at May 28, 2024 07:59 PM (WnDHN)

Thanks, ma'am. I saw the big red blob that stretched between Wichita Falls and Denton moving along the 287 corridor and thought you might get some of that. Any word from Rick223 and the other mouth breathers in the area?

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 28, 2024 08:12 PM (YRsIm)

84 Romeo13

The Dutch run power plant exhaust through greenhouses. One reason that tiny country is second in the world in food exports. We let the exhaust go into the air.

Advantage: Netherlands.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 28, 2024 08:12 PM (u82oZ)

85 You can almost hear the sea lions yelling “wheeeeee!!!!!”

Good evening, friends!

Posted by: Piper at May 28, 2024 08:12 PM (pZEOD)

86 Better lit the sack

Posted by: Skip

Great balls afire!!

Posted by: Tonypete at May 28, 2024 08:13 PM (WXNFJ)

87 25% of every Swede left Sweden a hundred years ago. It was the LA of the 19th Century.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 28, 2024 08:09 PM (u82oZ)

so I've heard...

Posted by: runner at May 28, 2024 08:13 PM (9pFgx)

88 {{{Piper}}}

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 28, 2024 08:13 PM (u82oZ)

89 Puck Drop

In the Sunshine State

🏒🥅🏒

Posted by: zombie B.F. Skinner at May 28, 2024 08:14 PM (TTAGa)

90 From Papua New Guinea. The jelly kills you then the natives eat you.
Posted by: IrishEi at May 28, 2024 08:11 PM (3ImbR)

So, if'n Linus went to New Guinea, and got killed by one of these things...

and the Natives had some margarine...

They could have a Peanuts Butter, and Jelly Samich?

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 28, 2024 08:14 PM (xaFKb)

91 >>From Papua New Guinea. The jelly kills you then the natives eat you.

If you ever think to yourself, maybe I should go to PNG.

Think again. The most dangerous place I've ever been.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 28, 2024 08:15 PM (LkLld)

92 At least paper bats don't carry rabies or ticks.
Posted by: Penguin Liberation Front

If you fold it out of newspaper, it'll carry politicks.

Posted by: mikeski at May 28, 2024 08:15 PM (DgGvY)

93 runner

Our local county was packed with Swedish immigrants from 1870 for a few decades. Their cultural influence is still here, but attenuated by TV and "modern" culture.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 28, 2024 08:15 PM (u82oZ)

94 COJ, Eromero has no damage but lost power. Helena Handbasket got a little rain. Friends in Kaufman lost their outdoor living area and a building. I thankfully remained on the west side of the storm.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 28, 2024 08:15 PM (WnDHN)

95 Ok, imagine watching a Norwegian sitcom.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 28, 2024 08:09 PM

They're very wholesome shows. Often the family is gathered around the kitchen table, enjoying mugs of hot Cream of Lutefisk soup, and cracking Swedish jokes, which are, of course, the epitome of hümör.

Posted by: Thorvald, creator of Thorvald's Cream of Lutefisk at May 28, 2024 08:16 PM (a3Q+t)

96 nurse, it is still raining around here so I'm pissy because I can't mow. You are well?
Posted by: Ben Had at May 28, 2024 07:55 PM (WnDHN)

Can ya Larry ?
Can ya Curly ?

Posted by: JT at May 28, 2024 08:16 PM (T4tVD)

97 JackStraw

Worse than Boston traffic, or walking in Baltimore?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 28, 2024 08:16 PM (u82oZ)

98 Hi Salty! Good t see you.

Posted by: Piper at May 28, 2024 08:17 PM (pZEOD)

99 Penguins are some of the most frequent poopers in the Animal Kingdom; on average, an adult penguin defecates every 10 to 15 minutes.

Penguin poop is considered dangerous for the environment because it is capable of producing high levels of nitrous oxide, which has been recognized as a greenhouse gas, and major contributor to global warming and climate change.

Posted by: The More You Know at May 28, 2024 08:11 PM

I hated penguins before your post, now I hate them even more.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 28, 2024 08:17 PM (QNSds)

100 ...Was there any impact from that bridge strike near you, or was it all media hype? Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 28, 2024 08:07 PM (u82oZ)

That barge struck a wee, two-lane (plus) decomissioned rail-line bridge, which connects Galveston Island to Pelican Island. Pelican Island is where Galveston's shipyards are, and the home of Texas A&M in Galveston, site of their various Maritime degree programs. Seawolf Park is there, too, the WWII museum with the Destroyer Escort and Fleet Class Sub.

NOT STRUCK, was the main, six-lane Galveston Causeway, connecting the Mainland with Galveston Island.

The impact on the smaller bridge saw it closed for about 48 hours, and a similar closure of the Intercoastal Waterway, while they sopped up the spilled oil.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 28, 2024 08:17 PM (e6UQI)

101 25% of every Swede left Sweden a hundred years ago. It was the LA of the 19th Century.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 28, 2024 08:09 PM (u82oZ)

My great grandfather left Sweden with his family when he was 12 . Swenson family.

Posted by: polynikes at May 28, 2024 08:17 PM (SHMXB)

102 Is diversity on a Norwegian sitcom including a brown haired man?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Absent religious obedience, name one thing men get from marriage at May 28, 2024 08:17 PM (Yh0oe)

103 'Nite Skip !

Posted by: JT at May 28, 2024 08:17 PM (T4tVD)

104 >>Worse than Boston traffic, or walking in Baltimore?

Just a tad. Actually going to Baltimore next week. Can't say I'm excited.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 28, 2024 08:17 PM (LkLld)

105 JT, nope but I'm pretty good at piss and moan.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 28, 2024 08:18 PM (WnDHN)

106 So alexthechick has a lengthy Twitchy post.
https://tinyurl.com/53dw586c
I miss her.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at May 28, 2024 08:19 PM (2NHgQ)

107 Jim

Media hype. Thank you.

Not that Butboy does anything positive to make transportation safer.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 28, 2024 08:19 PM (u82oZ)

108 JT, nope but I'm pretty good at piss and moan.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 28, 2024 08:18 PM (WnDHN)

I don't believe ya !

Posted by: JT at May 28, 2024 08:19 PM (T4tVD)

109 Let's go boys.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 28, 2024 08:19 PM (LkLld)

110 BUT . . .
You have great posture!

Posted by: RI Red at May 28, 2024 08:19 PM (nCaYE)

111 JackStraw

?? !! ?? B'more?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 28, 2024 08:19 PM (u82oZ)

112 Can ya Larry ?
Can ya Curly ?
Posted by: JT at May 28, 2024 08:16 PM (T4tVD)

—————

That took me a minute.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 28, 2024 08:20 PM (u73oe)

113 A lot of Europeans bailed because of inheritance laws, coupled with a wide open USA that didn’t have silly customs like that. 160 acres and a mule starts to look pretty good.

There is (was) a huge swath patchwork of industrial & machine shop concentration from New York state.all the way to Minnesota and south a bit, infested with Scandi icebacks. Them boys knew how to run a lathe and make parts, among other things.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 28, 2024 08:20 PM (PpROq)

114 Couldn't pull the trigger!

🏒 🥅

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 28, 2024 08:21 PM (ZdexC)

115 Moron Robbie, good question. The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo was a Swede thing. Does anything happen in Norway except recognizing sandrats?

Posted by: Ben Had at May 28, 2024 08:21 PM (WnDHN)

116 Now that airship and that peach water tower down in Georgia are gonna hafta fight each other for the title of Biggest Butt.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 28, 2024 08:21 PM (v6JzV)

117 The 7 Deadly Zins.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 28, 2024 08:08 PM

One of my favorites!

Posted by: RI Red at May 28, 2024 08:21 PM (nCaYE)

118 25% of every Swede left Sweden a hundred years ago. It was the LA of the 19th Century.

Yup. Thanks, GGpa.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 28, 2024 08:22 PM (xCA6C)

119 So alexthechick has a lengthy Twitchy post.
https://tinyurl.com/53dw586c
I miss her.
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at May 28, 2024 08:19 PM

From the Twitchy intro:

"One thing we know well at Twitchy is that great conservative thought comes in all shapes and sizes. we spend enough time on the platform to know that there are smaller accounts ..."

It's as if they've *seen* AtC.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 28, 2024 08:22 PM (a3Q+t)

120 Having some ice pops and bourbon.

Great combination.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 28, 2024 08:22 PM (XV/Pl)

121 >>?? !! ?? B'more?

Yea, I have a business thing.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 28, 2024 08:22 PM (LkLld)

122 neverenoughcaffeine

Thank you for that link. alexthechick is a great commenter. I do miss her.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 28, 2024 08:23 PM (u82oZ)

123 Scandis aren’t stupid. They are, arguably, among the most stubborn bastards on the planet however.
Posted by: Common Tater
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Long winter nights, vodka, excessive time in sauna.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 28, 2024 08:23 PM (XeU6L)

124 So alexthechick has a lengthy Twitchy post.
https://tinyurl.com/53dw586c
I miss her.
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine

-

Me, too. I don't know how the twitters works, but since she's linked by Malkin maybe she's able to monetize. I don't blame her for not posting here for free.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Except for religious obedience, name one benefit marriage provides to men at May 28, 2024 08:24 PM (uei2D)

125 I wonder what size blimp you would need for 400 or 500 total passenger and motor weight capacity.

Posted by: polynikes at May 28, 2024 08:24 PM (SHMXB)

126 I wonder what size blimp you would need for 400 or 500 total passenger and motor weight capacity.
Posted by: polynikes

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Lizzo Class

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Except for religious obedience, name one benefit marriage provides to men at May 28, 2024 08:25 PM (uei2D)

127 Now that airship and that peach water tower down in Georgia are gonna hafta fight each other for the title of Biggest Butt.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
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That was my first thought.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 28, 2024 08:25 PM (XeU6L)

128 / off box boy sock

*****

Hey Ben Had,

With all that rain, at least all the reservoirs in your neck of the woods are 100% full

Things could be worse 🤷‍♂️

Posted by: browndog checking Texas water levels at May 28, 2024 08:25 PM (TTAGa)

129 106 So alexthechick has a lengthy Twitchy post.
https://tinyurl.com/53dw586c
I miss her.
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at

Me too. I hope she lurks. I appreciated her wit and wisdom.

Posted by: Piper at May 28, 2024 08:25 PM (pZEOD)

130 polynike, I wouldn't go with the Hindenberg model.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 28, 2024 08:25 PM (WnDHN)

131 Duncanthrax

Is it true alexthechick wears a bike flag so we do not trample her? She is death from the ankles and below, IIANM.

But I have her two Victory jpegs in a shrine on my computer. She has fantastic elbows.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 28, 2024 08:26 PM (u82oZ)

132 Cheap call …

Posted by: browndog checking Texas water levels at May 28, 2024 08:26 PM (TTAGa)

133 While well known for constantly pooping, a surprising fact is that penguins can projectile poop while spinning in circles and flinging their vile excretions up to 25 feet away.

Posted by: Surprising Penguin Facts at May 28, 2024 08:26 PM (vFG9F)

134 I wonder what size blimp you would need for 400 or 500 total passenger and motor weight capacity.
Posted by: polynikes at May 28, 2024 08:24 PM

Would require math.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 28, 2024 08:27 PM (a3Q+t)

135 More rain here in NoVa today. Feh.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 28, 2024 08:27 PM (v6JzV)

136 As was documented here by our moron in the DemocraticUnderground, even hardcore Democrat faithful know that their party fucked the dog in Ohio. Even they know that Ohio's law is what it has been for 14 years, agreed on by both parties, and (they'd thought) understood by this generation of Democrats. The Republicans are dumb (as witness, NRO) but those in Ohio did figure out how to obey the law there.
As to NRO, I suppose even retards gotta express themselves somehow. Although rather than posting drivel online I'd rather they fingerpainted.

Posted by: gKWVE at May 28, 2024 08:27 PM (gKWVE)

137 Ok, imagine watching a Norwegian sitcom.

==

*imagines

Dark. very dark.

Posted by: runner at May 28, 2024 08:28 PM (9pFgx)

138 Damn, there's another line of thunderstorms approaching here in NoVa. That makes 4 straight nights (and one earlier today), and an outage for hours last night.

Did we anger God somehow? (I mean more than usual.)

Posted by: Archimedes at May 28, 2024 08:28 PM (xCA6C)

139 polynike, I wouldn't go with the Hindenberg model.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 28, 2024 08:25 PM (WnDHN

Hah . Yeah I would spring for the extra cost and use Helium.

Posted by: polynikes at May 28, 2024 08:29 PM (SHMXB)

140 browndog, I will never complain real hard about too much water in May because August ain't that far away. Email me and let me know how you are, please.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 28, 2024 08:29 PM (WnDHN)

141 While well known for constantly pooping, a surprising fact is that penguins can projectile poop while spinning in circles and flinging their vile excretions up to 25 feet away.

Posted by: Surprising Penguin Facts at May 28, 2024 08:26 PM

Even more reason to hate penguins.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 28, 2024 08:29 PM (QNSds)

142 A single passenger blimp would be cool.

Posted by: polynikes at May 28, 2024 08:30 PM (SHMXB)

143 Happy Feet was an instructional manual for hating penguins.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 28, 2024 08:31 PM (WnDHN)

144 From one of AtC's tweets in the Thread:

"It is guano ingesting, mercury nitrate hat wearing, lead paint munching insane"

She presaged one of the topics of tonight's Café!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 28, 2024 08:31 PM (a3Q+t)

145 As was documented here by our moron in the DemocraticUnderground, even hardcore Democrat faithful know that their party fucked the dog in Ohio. Even they know that Ohio's law is what it has been for 14 years...

--

It's very timely since the ATF just put out a hit on a guy who was selling firearms and, when asked about the assassination, they explained "We expect people to read the rules."

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Absent religious obedience, name one thing men get from marriage at May 28, 2024 08:32 PM (Yh0oe)

146 The surfin' dog is freaking awesome.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 28, 2024 08:32 PM (mH6SG)

147 One thing about Moslem migration, it is coordinated by governments, somehow.

Nobody votes for that shit. It is imposed top down. How this is effected, is one of those things that makes ya go “Hmmmm”.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 28, 2024 08:32 PM (PpROq)

148 And she dialed in penguin's projectile pooping:

"This is excreting fecal matter directly onto the legal concept of strict constectionism"

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 28, 2024 08:33 PM (a3Q+t)

149 Tonight on Bird Versus Bird: Parrots v. Penguins

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 28, 2024 08:33 PM (v6JzV)

150 How 'bout that?

>>@StateDept

>>The U.S. condemns the Georgian ruling party passing an anti-democratic foreign influence bill into law and moving Georgia away from the aspirations of its people.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 28, 2024 08:33 PM (LkLld)

151 Mister Scott (Formerly GWS)

Penguins were in a very funny scientific paper. The French sent a scientist to measure the internal pressure of penguins when they poop. They throw their poop away from the nest, like from a ping-pong gun.

That paper won an Ig-Noble Award. I got it and shared it with a 3rd grader who wanted to be a marine biologist. I told him to look at all the math ion the paper. 3rd grade boys are obsessed with farts, and the paper made him perk up.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 28, 2024 08:34 PM (u82oZ)

152 Email me and let me know how you are, please.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 28, 2024 08:29 PM (WnDHN)

I’ll attend to it between periods 1 / 2

I am currently, metaphorically, holding Jackstraw’s hand as the Rangers do battle

Posted by: browndog checking Texas water levels at May 28, 2024 08:34 PM (TTAGa)

153 I'd never drive a Fjord

Posted by: Son of Dad at May 28, 2024 08:35 PM (8JB5s)

154 That paper won an Ig-Noble Award. I got it and shared it with a 3rd grader who wanted to be a marine biologist. I told him to look at all the math ion the paper. 3rd grade boys are obsessed with farts, and the paper made him perk up.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 28, 2024 08:34 PM (u82oZ)

——————-

And that little boy grew up to be Jacques Cousteau!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 28, 2024 08:35 PM (u73oe)

155 I know people that have worked in the State Dept. and I thank them for their work on behalf of the country but that place needs to be nuked.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 28, 2024 08:36 PM (WnDHN)

156 browndog

No way "metaphorically, holding Jackstraw’s hand" was on my bingo card.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 28, 2024 08:36 PM (u82oZ)

157 >>The U.S. condemns the Georgian ruling party passing an anti-democratic foreign influence bill into law and moving Georgia away from the aspirations of its people.
Posted by: JackStraw

--

Wait, people want foreign influence in elections?

This is our State Department saying that? But...

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Absent religious obedience, name one thing men get from marriage at May 28, 2024 08:36 PM (Yh0oe)

158 3rd grade boys are obsessed with farts, and the paper made him perk up.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 28, 2024 08:34 PM

To be fair, despite all of their noxious characteristics, penguins don't fart.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 28, 2024 08:36 PM (a3Q+t)

159 153 I'd never drive a Fjord
Posted by: Son of Dad at May

I would love a little Fjord. They are hardy and cute and have stripy legs. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fjord_horse

Posted by: Piper at May 28, 2024 08:36 PM (p4NUW)

160 Rangers on the board

1-0

Posted by: browndog checking Texas water levels at May 28, 2024 08:36 PM (TTAGa)

161 oy

Posted by: JackStraw at May 28, 2024 08:37 PM (LkLld)

162 1-0 derangers

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 28, 2024 08:37 PM (ZdexC)

163 There we go.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 28, 2024 08:37 PM (LkLld)

164 Duke Lowell

Alas. He has discovered video games, and girls have discovered him. 9th grader these days.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 28, 2024 08:38 PM (u82oZ)

165 browndog, after the game is fine.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 28, 2024 08:38 PM (WnDHN)

166 I am currently, metaphorically, holding Jackstraw’s hand as the Rangers do battle
Posted by: browndog checking Texas water levels at May 28, 2024 08:34 PM (TTAGa)

————-

Why? The Rangers have a walrus for a goalie.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 28, 2024 08:38 PM (u73oe)

167 No way "metaphorically, holding Jackstraw’s hand" was on my bingo card.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 28, 2024 08:36 PM (u82oZ)

Heh …

I’m moral support for all in need

Posted by: browndog checking Texas water levels at May 28, 2024 08:38 PM (TTAGa)

168 160 Rangers on the board

---------

The Fjord Rangers. One of Norways greatest curling teams.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 28, 2024 08:40 PM (bo7UB)

169 Any time you hear or see the phrase "due to climate change", ridicule, embarrass, demean and disparage.

Posted by: Son of Dad at May 28, 2024 08:40 PM (8JB5s)

170 Psst, Madonna, browndog is in the grey box above this. He will be very supportive.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 28, 2024 08:40 PM (u82oZ)

171 due to climate change, Sid finds it difficult to interest girls in him

Posted by: gKWVE at May 28, 2024 08:41 PM (gKWVE)

172 Well, looky there, more rain on the way.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 28, 2024 08:42 PM (WnDHN)

173 I need to unpack. I can’t find anything right now. 😂. I was only gone 5 days. What in the sugar is wrong with me?

Posted by: Piper at May 28, 2024 08:42 PM (p4NUW)

174 Ben Had

We need the aquifers filled. Here, Big Bluestem grass has roots over 12 feet long, looking for water in August.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 28, 2024 08:43 PM (u82oZ)

175 The Fjord Rangers. One of Norways greatest curling teams.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 28, 2024 08:40 PM (bo7UB)

*** shakes cowbell vigorously ***

Posted by: browndog at the bonspiel at May 28, 2024 08:43 PM (TTAGa)

176 Even more reason to hate penguins.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 28, 2024 08:29 PM

Why'd it have to be penguins?

Posted by: Antarctica Jones at May 28, 2024 08:43 PM (87slO)

177 That was a grade A chance …

Posted by: browndog at the bonspiel at May 28, 2024 08:45 PM (TTAGa)

178 I know of two local folks who retired from the eff-bee-eye. They won't talk about it. At all.

Posted by: Eromero at May 28, 2024 08:45 PM (NxC5+)

179 Mazel tov AtC

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 28, 2024 08:47 PM (RIvkX)

180 172 Well, looky there, more rain on the way.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 28, 2024 08:42 PM (WnDHN)
2 3/4 " today, and yes, more on the way.

Posted by: Eromero at May 28, 2024 08:47 PM (NxC5+)

181 Catturd ™ @catturd2
Libertarians …
How they tweet …………… How they vote.

https://tinyurl.com/33rbcb86
IMAGE

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 28, 2024 08:47 PM (ZdexC)

182 There we go! A Norwegian sit com about a murder in the curling team.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 28, 2024 08:47 PM (WnDHN)

183 due to climate change, Sid finds it difficult to interest girls in him

And the projectile pooping every 10-15 minutes.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 28, 2024 08:47 PM (xCA6C)

184 Eromero, get your power back yet?

Posted by: Ben Had at May 28, 2024 08:48 PM (WnDHN)

185 Only authentic full Scandi I've known was a guy from Oslo visiting the U.S. for college. Met him in undergrad, engineer, he went on to M.I.T. Was a terrible drunk. Arrested by campus cops for urinating INTO and on an public drinking fountain. I know, what the F? Turned out to be the most vile type of liberal lefty you could imagine. Absolutely insufferable.

Posted by: Son of Dad at May 28, 2024 08:49 PM (8JB5s)

186 And the projectile pooping every 10-15 minutes.

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LOVE IS LOVE

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Except for religious obedience, name one benefit marriage provides to men at May 28, 2024 08:51 PM (uei2D)

187 There we go! A Norwegian sit com about a murder in the curling team.
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The Big Sweep

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 28, 2024 08:52 PM (ZdexC)

188 173 Hey Piper. Relax, you’ll find everything eventually.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 28, 2024 08:53 PM (v6JzV)

189 Almost

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 28, 2024 08:53 PM (ZdexC)

190 How they tweet …………… How they vote.

https://tinyurl.com/33rbcb86
IMAGE
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 28, 2024 08:47 PM (ZdexC)

Hah!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 28, 2024 08:54 PM (kx8gd)

191 Wasn’t Oslo Daisy’s husband on Keeping Up Appearances?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 28, 2024 08:54 PM (v6JzV)

192 The Big Sweep
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 28, 2024 08:52 PM (ZdexC)

*** thwop thwop thwop ***

Posted by: browndog still uses a corn broom at May 28, 2024 08:55 PM (TTAGa)

193 Have Libertarian's ever been taken seriously?

They are the Ross Perots of the political world.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 28, 2024 08:56 PM (3CVIc)

194 28 DeNiro has promised to go away if Trump gets reelected. So that's good.
Posted by: Northernlurker at May 28, 2024 07:52 PM (JLq/1)

At supper the other night we came up with a new business idea:
Day after the re-election of Trump, show up at their houses with a crew, a moving truck, boxes and packing material.

"we'll pack your house for free, you only need to pay shipping!"

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at May 28, 2024 08:56 PM (Rbu5d)

195 Great road game 1st period …

Posted by: browndog still uses a corn broom at May 28, 2024 08:56 PM (TTAGa)

196 way wide

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 28, 2024 08:56 PM (ZdexC)

197 One hell of a lot better than last game.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 28, 2024 08:57 PM (LkLld)

198 way wide
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 28, 2024 08:56 PM (ZdexC)

We still talking about Kardashian's butt?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 28, 2024 08:57 PM (kx8gd)

199 184 Eromero, get your power back yet?
Posted by: Ben Had at May 28, 2024 08:48 PM (WnDHN)
Yes, just as we sitting down to sushi in the dark the thinks starting beeping and waking up all over the house. Hopefully a night of cool a/c ahead.

Posted by: Eromero at May 28, 2024 08:58 PM (NxC5+)

200 Libertarians=weed and pron

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 28, 2024 08:58 PM (v6JzV)

201 Have a great night, everyone.

May bliss find you.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 28, 2024 08:58 PM (u82oZ)

202 But the phenomenon at work here–a huge cadre of well-educated people who think they are entitled to make good money, be treated with deference, and play a significant role in public life, but who in fact are not very employable and whose expectations are doomed to be frustrated–explains a lot about the demented quality of our current culture.
-Hinderaker
===

Very good analysis of the current crisis, specific to the 3-name pyrsyn who can't get a job teaching b.s. and needs a waahmbulance

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 28, 2024 08:58 PM (RIvkX)

203 I need to unpack. I can’t find anything right now. 😂. I was only gone 5 days. What in the sugar is wrong with me?
Posted by: Piper

Since you might be the healthiest 'ette out there, I think you're right. Low blood sugar messing with your cognition.

Posted by: mikeski at May 28, 2024 08:58 PM (DgGvY)

204 And here we have a moron. Small M. Never to be allowed in the Book Thread.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sg9GrrMB-D4

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 28, 2024 08:59 PM (87slO)

205 201 May bliss find you.

Does she have huge boobs?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 28, 2024 08:59 PM (v6JzV)

206 188 173 Hey Piper. Relax, you’ll find everything eventually.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 28, 2024 08

It’s the vacation you need after the vacation!

But I saw quite a few Trump signs in Alpharetta of all places. We were there for J’s mom’s 80th birthday. She wanted a once in a lifetime party and she got it!

Posted by: Piper at May 28, 2024 09:01 PM (p4NUW)

207 May bliss find you.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 28, 2024 08:58 PM (u82oZ)

——————

That’s in Oklahoma. Been there once. Once was enough.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 28, 2024 09:02 PM (u73oe)

208 The Khloe hybrid airship. I halfway expected the Boston Celtics to come busting ass out of that cockpit.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 28, 2024 09:02 PM (fY84s)

209 Trogdor stands in awe of alexthechick's impressive burnination skills and would ask for her number, but is pretty sure it would instantly be reduced to ash.

Could this comment be improved by musical accompaniment? Yes. Yes it could.

https://youtu.be/_wyWfklvNHc

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at May 28, 2024 09:03 PM (O7YUW)

210 If I encounter a polar bear in real life, I'm not taking a picture for Twitter. Unless maybe one after I run away, of my newly brown trousers.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 28, 2024 09:04 PM (0FoWg)

211 206 Good to hear it, Piper! Happy Birthday to J’s Mom!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 28, 2024 09:04 PM (v6JzV)

212 But how do they feel about Trump in Betaretta?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 28, 2024 09:05 PM (v6JzV)

213 203.
Since you might be the healthiest 'ette out there, I think you're right. Low blood sugar messing with your cognition.
Posted by: mikeski at May 28, 2024

I don’t know about healthiest, but I did not eat like I normally would. I ate duck fat fries, I ate pizza. I ate birthday cake for me and again for J’s mom. I only ran twice. And I felt this gluttony today back in the studio. The struggle was truly real!

Posted by: Piper at May 28, 2024 09:05 PM (p4NUW)

214 If I encounter a polar bear in real life, I'm not taking a picture for Twitter. Unless maybe one after I run away, of my newly brown trousers.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 28, 2024 09:04 PM (0FoWg)

—————-

Just hand it a Coke. They are contractually obligated to not kill you if you hand them a Coke.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 28, 2024 09:06 PM (u73oe)

215 Piper, consider it being in training for the TXMoMe.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 28, 2024 09:07 PM (WnDHN)

216 Also, never ask a polar bear if Pepsi is OK.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 28, 2024 09:07 PM (u73oe)

217 We cruised to Norway in 2022 - it was glorious! I would love to go back, and I recommend everyone see it at least once in their lifetime 😊♥️

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at May 28, 2024 09:08 PM (SRRAx)

218 While many parts of the polar bear are edible, do not eat their liver. Vitamin A poisoning is real.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 28, 2024 09:09 PM (a3Q+t)

219 My parents were both Norwegian immigrants, and both sides of the family 100% Norwegian blood going back 300 years, except for one Scot who married into Mom's side around 1870. Nobody mentions him.

Posted by: Norseman at May 28, 2024 09:09 PM (V5BDR)

220 212 But how do they feel about Trump in Betaretta?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 28, 2024

Maybe that is the burbs! 😂

Posted by: Piper at May 28, 2024 09:10 PM (p4NUW)

221 I doubt one can successfully run away from a hungry polar bear. Nor swim away from one.

Posted by: Nordic Interiors at May 28, 2024 09:11 PM (V5BDR)

222 Ben Had

As promised … check your email

Posted by: browndog spilling the tea (as the kids say) at May 28, 2024 09:14 PM (TTAGa)

223
215 Piper, consider it being in training for the TXMoMe.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 28, 2024 09:07 PM (WnDHN)

In other necessary training, I got to visit a friend’s farm and see her new horse she just imported. He is stunning, a 17.2 Oldenburg. Huge! Her barn was featured in The Ozarks, I tried to talk J into buying it because she is downsizing as she only has 3 horses now. He ignored me.

Posted by: Piper at May 28, 2024 09:15 PM (p4NUW)

224 One does not have to out run or out swim a polar bear, just has to out run and out swim you.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 28, 2024 09:16 PM (LkLld)

225 Damn boys … settle it down

Posted by: browndog spilling the tea (as the kids say) at May 28, 2024 09:17 PM (TTAGa)

226 I may or may not have seen an Orca lurking around with those seals. Then again, maybe I'm just hangry.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 28, 2024 09:20 PM (fY84s)

227 You guys can start playing any time now.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 28, 2024 09:21 PM (LkLld)

228 All of alexthechick's X thread about NRO's Ohio surrender:

https://tinyurl.com/57uweu24

Unrolled as an ordinary webpage, including pics, charts etc.
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alexandriabrown @alexthechick
8h • 8 tweets • 3 min read • Read on X
🧵 I am even more enraged by this editorial than I thought I would be. This paragraph, specifically, is unhinged from reality, sanity, and principle.

nationalreview.com/2024/05/let-jo…

Let Joe Biden on the Ohio Presidential Ballot | National Review
It would be ridiculous to exclude the president of the United States on a technicality.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 28, 2024 09:23 PM (ZdexC)

229 Good lord …

That was a jail break

Posted by: browndog spilling the tea (as the kids say) at May 28, 2024 09:23 PM (TTAGa)

230 While many parts of the polar bear are edible, do not eat their liver. Vitamin A poisoning is real.
Posted by: Duncanthrax

Same with moose, walrus, and ..... one kind of seal. Too lazy to DDG it. Enough vitamin A in the liver to mess you up or kill you.

Posted by: mikeski at May 28, 2024 09:23 PM (DgGvY)

231 Shootin' all over!!! 🏒 🏒 🏒

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 28, 2024 09:23 PM (ZdexC)

232 https://youtu.be/uaJ6c8IvsrA?t=176

ducks guts
for bonhomme

I doubt anyone uses a switch to clutch the blower belt drive on/off like the movie.
Factory blowers are continuously driven and use a vacuum operated bypass valve to recycle boost from after the blower to in front of it but still behind the throttle blade to maintain idle/low speed vacuum operation for fuel efficiency.
Racers just put up with the fuel hogging.

Posted by: DaveA at May 28, 2024 09:24 PM (FhXTo)

233 DING …

Posted by: browndog spilling the tea (as the kids say) at May 28, 2024 09:30 PM (TTAGa)

234 I think Bobby DeNiro has uncomfortable panties right now.

We don't know if he got them in a twist or a bunch.

We can just guess that they are very uncomfortable.
Posted by: Axeman at May 28, 2024 07:45 PM (krQz2)

Bobby got yelled at. A few times. LOL!! Unmute audio.
https://x.com/ImMeme0/status/1795475581343039878

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy now with twice the crazy at May 28, 2024 09:31 PM (iODuv)

235 Damn

Just a matter of time I suppose

Posted by: browndog spilling the tea (as the kids say) at May 28, 2024 09:32 PM (TTAGa)

236 A meme reply to alexthechick re. Libertarians' choice:

https://tinyurl.com/4sp28hvs

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 28, 2024 09:33 PM (ZdexC)

237 FL 🏒 🥅 🚨
1-1

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 28, 2024 09:34 PM (ZdexC)

238 Wasn’t Oslo Daisy’s husband on Keeping Up Appearances?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

I think it was Onslo. Not sure of the spelling.

Posted by: Tuna at May 28, 2024 09:37 PM (oaGWv)

239 You've got to be shitting me.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 28, 2024 09:39 PM (LkLld)

240 Little Bobby De Niro is a complete lunatic. He's played the same character so many times he thinks is a fucking bad-ass with something more than a big fucking mouth.

Bobby is a washed-up wiseguy wishing he had balls like fellow New Yorker, Alec Baldwin.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 28, 2024 09:39 PM (fY84s)

241 🤦‍♂️

Oh no …

Posted by: browndog spilling the tea (as the kids say) at May 28, 2024 09:40 PM (TTAGa)

242 2-1 FL

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 28, 2024 09:42 PM (ZdexC)

243 Ashley St. Clair @stclairashley 8h
If we aren’t in a simulation then explain why the biden campaign has escorted robert de niro to the courthouse press gaggle with a script in hand (?!) to say trump is really mean

https://tinyurl.com/yc3hadvf
43 seconds; De Zero arriving

Scott Adams @ScottAdamsSays 1h
Tomorrow I will give my full review of Punchy De Niro’s performance in TDS - The Movie. I will only say for now that his portrayal of an angry Forrest Gump is a must see.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 28, 2024 09:43 PM (ZdexC)

244 Pace picking up now on both sides

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 28, 2024 09:45 PM (ZdexC)

245 I would like to suck my own cock...except it's too small to reach.

Posted by: Its Always Been This Way at May 28, 2024 09:45 PM (Ot6Sh)

246 shorthanded attempt

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 28, 2024 09:46 PM (ZdexC)

247 poster toaster!!! 🥅

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 28, 2024 09:47 PM (ZdexC)

248 Evenin'

Some motorsports news: Stewart-Haas Racing is closing up shop at the end of the year. Haas has F1 gobbling up his time and Stewart seems more interested in the NHRA now. Plus, they lost some major sponsors, and the current economy sucks and isn't getting any better. I would hope the powers that be in NASCAR can see the storm brewing but that's doubtful. That Daytona bunch are insular, at best.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 28, 2024 09:48 PM (sAmhv)

249 78.9 MPH that poster toaster snapshot

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 28, 2024 09:48 PM (ZdexC)

250 OK.... Biden... strikes...

The Pier we built to get food and shit to Gaza, which has NEVER gotten to civilians... none of it???

Uh, seems it needs to be removed because God has told it to sink into the Sea....

God does not work on OUR timelines, but if you fucking pay attention? He WILL will be known.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 28, 2024 09:48 PM (xaFKb)

251 You know.

The climate has always been changing. And it will continue to change. And there's not A DAMN THING WE CAN DO ABOUT IT.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 28, 2024 07:47 PM (H+3Km)

Of course we can. There are two possibilities:

1. Everyone leaves the planet.
2. We destroy the planet - or at least the atmosphere.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 28, 2024 09:49 PM (VNX3d)

252 Excellent penalty killing

and onto the offence

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 28, 2024 09:49 PM (ZdexC)

253 rebound after the wraparound attempt soooo close

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 28, 2024 09:50 PM (ZdexC)

254 great goaltending under alot of pressure

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 28, 2024 09:51 PM (ZdexC)

255 If Bobby DeNiro wants to leave, let him. If he's threatening to leave if Trump is re-elected, I want an enfocible contract so we can kick him out if he doesn't leave on his own.

The same goes for all the other lefty crybabies who think we care.

They might find work in the Congo's lithium mines....

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 28, 2024 09:51 PM (VNX3d)

256 18 You know.

The climate has always been changing. And it will continue to change. And there's not A DAMN THING WE CAN DO ABOUT IT.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 28, 2024 07:47 PM (H+3Km)

You’ll change you tune after a struggle session, tying you up to a tree, naked, covering you in piss and shit, and parading you through the streets of Seattle.

Posted by: Maoists at May 28, 2024 09:52 PM (8sMut)

257 3. The United States thoroughly and completely dismantles its economy.
4. Capitalism is destroyed.

Posted by: Maoists at May 28, 2024 09:53 PM (8sMut)

258 Same for Pacino.

---------------

Q> How do I know that Pacino is a conservative?

A> He keeps his mouth shut about politics.

Posted by: ShainS -- Future Secretary of Retribution candidate at May 28, 2024 09:53 PM (bu09+)

259 And for those hoping to turn this into a boob thread, enjoy this CNN clip...

https://youtu.be/XSCneVakGGk

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 28, 2024 09:54 PM (VNX3d)

260 Greg Price @greg_price11 8h
Everything about what the Biden campaign did this morning was absolutely hilarious.

They decided it would be great idea to show that Biden isn't involved in prosecuting his political opponent by having a press conference outside the NYC courtroom where they also got the date wrong on their media advisory.

Their "special guests" were lunatic actor Robert De Niro wearing a mask on an 80 degree spring day four years after covid, one unhinged capitol police officer who lied about everything that happened to him on J6, and another one best known for hitting on 20 year old girls at DC bars.

They spent the whole thing getting drowned out by Trump supporters yelling "FJB" and they had to answer questions such as "is Trump a threat to all these wars Biden has gotten us in."

Overall a 10/10 morning.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 28, 2024 09:54 PM (ZdexC)

261 You’ll change you tune after a struggle session, tying you up to a tree, naked, covering you in piss and shit, and parading you through the streets of Seattle.
Posted by: Maoists

I know you're kidding, but don't you think that was a bit much?

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 28, 2024 09:55 PM (j2BVb)

262 If Bobby DeNiro wants to leave, let him. If he's threatening to leave if Trump is re-elected, I want an enfocible contract so we can kick him out if he doesn't leave on his own.

The same goes for all the other lefty crybabies who think we care.

They might find work in the Congo's lithium mines....

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 28, 2024 09:51 PM (VNX3d)

--------------

Do the honorable thing and off your planet-destroying, carbon-spewing, hate-filled self.

Make Seppuku Great Again!

Posted by: ShainS -- Future Secretary of Retribution candidate at May 28, 2024 09:56 PM (bu09+)

263 >>>OK.... Biden... strikes...

The Pier we built to get food and shit to Gaza, which has NEVER gotten to civilians... none of it???

Uh, seems it needs to be removed because God has told it to sink into the Sea....

God does not work on OUR timelines, but if you fucking pay attention? He WILL will be known.

Posted by: Romeo13

>You think somebody would have been paying attention when Sleep Joe Biden screwed the pooch on the evacuation in Afghanistan.

Sources tell me that Palestinians have a sense of focus that would never allow humanitarian aid to be squandered senselessly.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 28, 2024 09:56 PM (fY84s)

264 257 3. The United States thoroughly and completely dismantles its economy.
4. Capitalism is destroyed.
Posted by: Maoists at May 28, 2024 09:53 PM (8sMut)

Government regulates every industry, and decides bank policy to the point of who can get loans... or even have a bank account..

But Capitalism, failed...

oh... wait... Gov control of industry.... that's... another system...

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 28, 2024 09:56 PM (xaFKb)

265 That was a hard period there …

Posted by: browndog spilling the tea (as the kids say) at May 28, 2024 09:56 PM (TTAGa)

266 193: no. Why should they?

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 28, 2024 09:57 PM (8sMut)

267 CBS News @CBSNews 12h
Mexico's government says a museum mishandled a 19th century mummified body, resulting in one of its arms coming off. cbsn.ws/4bB8A0D

Scott Adams @ScottAdamsSays 10h
The only thing Mexico ever disarmed.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 28, 2024 09:57 PM (ZdexC)

268 unusual_whales @unusual_whales 11h
Thousands of North Koreans stole Americans’ identities and took remote-work tech jobs at Fortune 500 companies, DOJ has said.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 28, 2024 09:58 PM (ZdexC)

269 267 CBS News @CBSNews 12h
Mexico's government says a museum mishandled a 19th century mummified body, resulting in one of its arms coming off. cbsn.ws/4bB8A0D

Scott Adams @ScottAdamsSays 10h
The only thing Mexico ever disarmed.
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 28, 2024 09:57 PM (ZdexC)

NOT FUNNY!

Posted by: Miichelle Fields at May 28, 2024 09:59 PM (xaFKb)

270 You'll notice that nobody has floated the idea of a Lizzo Blimp.

Because no matter how they'd make it, there will always be a lot more Lizzo than Lift.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 28, 2024 08:11 PM (e6UQI)

I doubt a functioning An-225 Mriya could do it.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 28, 2024 10:02 PM (8sMut)

271 I don't blame her for not posting here for free.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Except for religious obedience, name one benefit marriage provides to men at May 28, 2024 08:24 PM (uei2D)

She doesn't comment here because of the free-floating gay hate.

And I don't blame her.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 28, 2024 10:03 PM (d9fT1)

272 Government regulates every industry, and decides bank policy to the point of who can get loans... or even have a bank account..

But Capitalism, failed...

oh... wait... Gov control of industry.... that's... another system...
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 28, 2024 09:56 PM (xaFKb)

See? It’s not enough! This is why we have global warming.

Posted by: U.S. Media at May 28, 2024 10:21 PM (8sMut)

273 I know you're kidding, but don't you think that was a bit much?
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 28, 2024 09:55 PM (j2BVb)

No, because that is how things were done in the Great Leap Forward and the Cultural Revolution.

Posted by: Maoists at May 28, 2024 10:23 PM (8sMut)

274 271: Gay hate or hatred of how gays are extolled as paragons of virtue far beyond everything and everyone else?

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 28, 2024 10:26 PM (8sMut)

275 wow... how dead is this ONT.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 29, 2024 03:06 AM (xaFKb)

276 Good morning.

Posted by: just sayimg at May 29, 2024 06:24 AM (rzwGB)

277 Тhat is a very good tip especially to those fresh to the blogosphere.
Short but very accurate informаtion… Thanks for sharing this
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