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Headless Visibility Day Cafe

swissvillagealley.jpg
Stone village in Switzerland
and kind of an alley
by @ronald_soethje

Headless sunbather.

Headless swells out for a promenade.

Orcas popping up and saying "'sup dog?'"

Doggo is super-excited to get on the doggy bus.

EXXXTREME Hammock-napping.

Positive Energy Westie.

The World's Most Dangerous Elephant is a hero of India.

The instinct to seize and pounce is as irresistible to a cat as it is to a Republican.

Some days are just crocodile days.

Cute golden doodle knocks on the neighbor's door every day to see her dog best friend.

Sea turtle seduction.

Ducking traffic!

Pure white whale.

The atmospheric phenomenon of columns of light in the sky.

This lion picked on the wrong cape buffalo to munch on.


The Return of Steve Inman:

Pizza man sees something, does something.

I'm very sick of the "social experiment" pranksters. These are antisocial, possibly psychopathic individuals who break into people's homes or steal drinks out of their hands as a "social experiment," to see what people will do. Then they post their sociopathy on social media and make money off it. Well, this asshole did a "prank" in which he ran from a building, as if he was a thief. He gets a bigger reaction than he was expecting.

Another thing I hate: Thieves. They should be beaten as close to death as the law will allow.

Brazilian motorbike robbers come up against a victim who's willing to fight and then, even worse, come up against a bystander who's willing to air them out with a gun.

More the same here, except he carries around his "decapitated head."




Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 07:30 PM




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1 first

Posted by: Admirale's Mate at May 23, 2024 07:30 PM (sMkAM)

2 second

Posted by: Admirale's Mate at May 23, 2024 07:30 PM (sMkAM)

3 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at May 23, 2024 07:31 PM (fwDg9)

4 third

Posted by: Admirale's Mate at May 23, 2024 07:31 PM (sMkAM)

5 curses!

Posted by: Admirale's Mate at May 23, 2024 07:31 PM (sMkAM)

6 Ace you are a treasure.

Posted by: ... at May 23, 2024 07:31 PM (lX8VI)

7 Kewl batch of links…

Thanks!

Posted by: Adriane the Oblivious Critic . . . at May 23, 2024 07:31 PM (TX4bP)

8 Yet not 1 sea mammal ever thinks
Wonder if I crawled up onto land could I make a go of it?

Posted by: Skip at May 23, 2024 07:34 PM (fwDg9)

9 Nick "Balldoman" Rekieta and his wife (as well as his lady-friend) have been jailed for drug possession.

https://tinyurl.com/preview/5t3zwfm9

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at May 23, 2024 07:35 PM (DTX3h)

10 >>>Nick "Balldoman" Rekieta

oof. Why is kiwi farms going after him?

Posted by: ace at May 23, 2024 07:37 PM (KRtlO)

11 I miss daily Steve Inman

Posted by: Skip at May 23, 2024 07:38 PM (fwDg9)

12 Evenin’, All.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 23, 2024 07:38 PM (v6JzV)

13 antisocial justice beatnik - not seeing any prizes there

Posted by: Skip at May 23, 2024 07:40 PM (fwDg9)

14 10 oof. Why is kiwi farms going after him?
Posted by: ace at May 23, 2024 07:37 PM (KRtlO)


Nick and Josh had a falling out due to Nick becoming a raging alcoholic and publicly celebrating degeneracy. His thread over at Kiwi Farms was relatively positive until that happened. I watched some of a recent stream of his and he looks fucking horrible.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at May 23, 2024 07:41 PM (DTX3h)

15 The reaction when "daddy" comes home after five days trip to Liverpool.


After spending five days in Liverpool, you probably smell a lot like liver.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 23, 2024 07:41 PM (nOjd9)

16 Evenin'

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at May 23, 2024 07:42 PM (wrXPz)

17 That dog diving into those piles of leaves better be getting checked for ticks.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 23, 2024 07:44 PM (XV/Pl)

18 .........................

.......................ze village is in Italy, just over ze border from ze cheese-eaters

Posted by: SantaRosaStan at May 23, 2024 07:46 PM (dGRTS)

19 * walks through swinging doors *
* sniffs carefully *

Shiner Bocks and Texas whiskeys are on me!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 23, 2024 07:46 PM (a3Q+t)

20 Wonder if in Brazil it is totes legal to cap robbers as they attempt to flee as there seems to be a lot of those videos out there.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 23, 2024 07:47 PM (cOq4q)

21 @19

>>Shiner Bocks and Texas whiskeys are on me!

I was wondering if I can swap in a Gin Fizzy for the Whiskey?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 23, 2024 07:47 PM (XV/Pl)

22 Wonder if in Brazil it is totes legal to cap robbers as they attempt to flee as there seems to be a lot of those videos out there.

-

Probably the only way to get cops on scene.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men don't care about women's accomplishments, only looks and not nagging at May 23, 2024 07:48 PM (w67Ex)

23 I was wondering if I can swap in a Gin Fizzy for the Whiskey?
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 23, 2024 07:47 PM


Y'all ain't from New Yawk City, are ya?

If naw, then yes.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 23, 2024 07:50 PM (a3Q+t)

24 Special guest calling out AOC at the rally. "False prophet!"

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at May 23, 2024 07:50 PM (OX9vb)

25 Shiner Bocks and Texas whiskeys are on me!

Balcones Texas One for me please.

Posted by: Oddbob at May 23, 2024 07:51 PM (/y8xj)

26 Special guest calling out AOC at the rally. "False prophet!"
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at May 23, 2024 07:50 PM (OX9vb)
~~~~~

And she was booed mightily!

Posted by: IrishEi at May 23, 2024 07:52 PM (3ImbR)

27 @23

>>Y'all ain't from New Yawk City, are ya?


No, why do you ask?

* eyes darting around room looking for the exits *

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 23, 2024 07:52 PM (XV/Pl)

28 See you later.

I'm watching part two of a PBS Pompeii documentary but I should be back in time for the hockey game.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 23, 2024 07:53 PM (ZdexC)

29 Nick the Law Pope arrested?

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 23, 2024 07:53 PM (6gW4D)

30 Indeed, it is perfectly legal in Brazil to shoot, run over, set dogs upon, stab, injure with blunt objects, etc. any robbers. At least in some parts of Brazil where the problem has been bad.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 23, 2024 07:54 PM (MeG8a)

31 Don't those quaint Swiss villages ever flood when millions of litres of water comes down those steep mountains? I think we're getting a skewed sense of what Alpen life is like. Not to mention snow, snow melt, and avalanches.

Posted by: Not Buying It at May 23, 2024 07:56 PM (V5BDR)

32 Love that Inman pizza video.

And those aren't ducks, those are Canada geese. And they are a menace around here. They continually block traffic just like in that video.

When I was bringing my daughter home from having her wisdom teeth out some years ago, and she was still buzzing from whatever they gave her, we had to stop for a family of geese and she shouted "MOM! DON'T HIT THE TURKEYS!!"

Posted by: bluebell - registration ends May 26! at May 23, 2024 07:56 PM (bS+DD)

33 Yet not 1 sea mammal ever thinks
Wonder if I crawled up onto land could I make a go of it?
Posted by: Skip at May 23, 2024 07:34 PM (fwDg9)

Sea mammals all descend from land animals...who went back to the sea.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 23, 2024 07:57 PM (WgwvV)

34 Herman Melville says, "See, I told you so!"

Posted by: exdem13 at May 23, 2024 07:57 PM (W+kMI)

35 24 Special guest calling out AOC at the rally. "False prophet!"
--------
"Even God wants Trump in the Bronx!"

Posted by: exdem13 at May 23, 2024 07:58 PM (W+kMI)

36 I kind of feel sorry for that lion.

Posted by: Tuna at May 23, 2024 07:59 PM (oaGWv)

37 Nick looks like he sustained a black eye in the booking photo.

Posted by: fly gal at May 23, 2024 07:59 PM (6CtMt)

38 > And those aren't ducks, those are Canada geese. And they are a menace around here. They continually block traffic just like in that video.
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In Pacific Grove, CA if you so much as "harass" a goose you're going to jail. And/or hit with a stiff fine.

Insane.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 23, 2024 08:00 PM (Q4IgG)

39 I'd probably stay in Liverpool if I knew that many mutts were going to attack me. I'm much more a cat person. Lass mich in ruhe! Leave Me Alone!

Posted by: Nina Hagen Fan at May 23, 2024 08:00 PM (V5BDR)

40 Remarkable.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 23, 2024 08:01 PM (LkLld)

41 Canadian geese are asshoe.

Posted by: fly gal at May 23, 2024 08:01 PM (6CtMt)

42 And those aren't ducks, those are Canada geese. And they are a menace around here. They continually block traffic just like in that video

Nasty dirty things. Aggressive too.

Posted by: Tuna at May 23, 2024 08:03 PM (oaGWv)

43 Canadian geese are asshoe.
Posted by: fly gal at May 23, 2024 08:01 PM (6CtMt)

Actually, they are Louisiana geese, that only come up here for the summers.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 23, 2024 08:03 PM (WgwvV)

44 Ohio has no Canadian Geese. They are all Ohio Geese. The pests are here practically the entire year. They are like sidewalk junkies in the big cities.

Posted by: exdem13 at May 23, 2024 08:03 PM (W+kMI)

45 Nothing is dirtier, dustier than a pile of leaves. Hop in and regret it, unless you are a dog or 8 years old.

Posted by: Grit In My Teeth at May 23, 2024 08:04 PM (V5BDR)

46 hiya

Posted by: JT at May 23, 2024 08:04 PM (T4tVD)

47 Don't those quaint Swiss villages ever flood when millions of litres of water comes down those steep mountains? I think we're getting a skewed sense of what Alpen life is like. Not to mention snow, snow melt, and avalanches.
Posted by: Not Buying It at May 23, 2024 07:56 PM


The Heidi's in their dirndls make up for it.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 23, 2024 08:05 PM (a3Q+t)

48 I much prefer Brant to Canadian Geese, though they both hail from our Frozen Hat.

Posted by: Tundra Muck Mike at May 23, 2024 08:06 PM (V5BDR)

49 https://tinyurl.com/mvedbydm
20 Tweets from Bad Blue
#18, 5 Trump rally

Posted by: Skip at May 23, 2024 08:07 PM (fwDg9)

50 A little music to go with Ace's pictorial theme:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bL2BCiFkTk

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 23, 2024 08:08 PM (a3Q+t)

51 thx, Duncanthrax, I already got a Leinenkugel goin' ... but a shot would go down nicely!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 23, 2024 08:09 PM (tQtDb)

52 AOP but none seem to think that it was a mistake and want to go back on land.

Posted by: Skip at May 23, 2024 08:09 PM (fwDg9)

53 33 Yet not 1 sea mammal ever thinks
Wonder if I crawled up onto land could I make a go of it?
Posted by: Skip at May 23, 2024 07:34 PM (fwDg9)

Sea mammals all descend from land animals...who went back to the sea.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 23, 2024 07:57 PM (WgwvV)
Sea kittens.

Posted by: Eromero at May 23, 2024 08:09 PM (NxC5+)

54 The Heidi's in their dirndls make up for it.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 23, 2024 08:05 PM (a3Q+t)

Heidi was between 5 and 8 in the first book, and 14 in the second. I have long suspected that penguin phobia leads to other peccadilloes and crimes, even.

Posted by: Penguin Pete at May 23, 2024 08:10 PM (V5BDR)

55 Nick "Balldoman" Rekieta and his wife (as well as his lady-friend) have been jailed for drug possession.

https://tinyurl.com/preview/5t3zwfm9

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at May 23, 2024 07:35 PM (DTX3h)

Weird, I was just thinking the other day I should see what Nick Rekeita's up to, that maybe he was covering Trump's trial. That mugshot is classic, though.

Posted by: pookysgirl's unborn baby likes Shel Silverstein at May 23, 2024 08:11 PM (dtlDP)

56 Thieves. They should be beaten as close to death as the law will allow.



Beaten within an inch of their life.
Using a Chinese tape measure.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 23, 2024 08:12 PM (ppzkX)

57 Canadian geese are asshoe.
Posted by: fly gal at May 23, 2024 08:01 PM (6CtMt)

Actually, they are Louisiana geese, that only come up here for the summers.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 23, 2024 08:03 PM (WgwvV)

Zut alors!

Posted by: Cajun goose at May 23, 2024 08:12 PM (6CtMt)

58 thx, Duncanthrax, I already got a Leinenkugel goin' ... but a shot would go down nicely!
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 23, 2024 08:09 PM



A lil' sumpin' from here, perhaps:

https://www.garrisonbros.com/

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 23, 2024 08:13 PM (a3Q+t)

59 Damn dirty honkies.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 23, 2024 08:15 PM (3CVIc)

60 Orcas trying to decide if you are edible or not.

Posted by: javems at May 23, 2024 08:16 PM (8I4hW)

61 That kick to the head was so awesome and casual. Guy just saunters along with his buddy like it happens every day.

Posted by: pawn at May 23, 2024 08:18 PM (QB+5g)

62 Better turn this off and get some rest
Hope everyone has a great evening

Posted by: Skip at May 23, 2024 08:19 PM (fwDg9)

63 The headless prank dude is a lot of fun.

Posted by: exdem13 at May 23, 2024 08:19 PM (W+kMI)

64 One week from now I will be headed to vacation in the mountains of North Carolina!

Cannot wait to try fly fishing!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 23, 2024 08:20 PM (3CVIc)

65 61 That kick to the head was so awesome and casual. Guy just saunters along with his buddy like it happens every day.
========
"Boot to the head."

Posted by: exdem13 at May 23, 2024 08:22 PM (W+kMI)

66 I absolutely hate pranks and feel the need to beat someone who responds with "Can't you take a joke?" in that whiny tone of voice.

The dude in the video should have been given a bit more of the piñata treatment but it was still a well-delivered kick.

Posted by: NR Pax at May 23, 2024 08:22 PM (lXCUP)

67 your terms are acceptable!

I'll have to look out for that the next time I get to a comprehensive liquor store ...
in the meantime, *places shotglass under USB port*

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 23, 2024 08:24 PM (tQtDb)

68 15 The reaction when "daddy" comes home after five days trip to Liverpool.


After spending five days in Liverpool, you probably smell a lot like liver.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 23, 2024 07:41 PM (nOjd9)
----
Or smell of soap (home of Unilever = Sunlight Soap)

Posted by: Ciampino - significant figures is a thing at May 23, 2024 08:28 PM (qfLjt)

69 huh, 2 stores in LaCrescent (across the river from LaCrosse; why do you ask? lol) MN carry Garrison Bros ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 23, 2024 08:28 PM (tQtDb)

70 'Nite Skip !

Posted by: JT at May 23, 2024 08:28 PM (T4tVD)

71 g'night Skip!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 23, 2024 08:30 PM (tQtDb)

72 Huskies are dorky dogs.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 23, 2024 08:30 PM (3CVIc)

73

Leave the Bronx!

https://youtu.be/w-pXyOp44Po

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 23, 2024 08:32 PM (63Dwl)

74 ***He gets a bigger reaction than he was expecting.***

Made my day. Thanks.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 23, 2024 08:33 PM (YdEcD)

75 Thats not a crocodile swimming below the turtle. Its a manatee or dugong. Note the flat wide tail.

Posted by: Kyle Kiernan at May 23, 2024 08:35 PM (6qhWL)

76 Let’s go Stars!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 23, 2024 08:36 PM (u73oe)

77 75 Thats not a crocodile swimming below the turtle. Its a manatee or dugong. Note the flat wide tail.

Posted by: Kyle Kiernan at May 23, 2024 08:35 PM (6qhWL)

Turtle wasn't taking any chances.

Posted by: javems at May 23, 2024 08:37 PM (8I4hW)

78 I see that there was talk of dirndls upthread.

Mmmmmm…dirndls…mmmmm….

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 23, 2024 08:37 PM (v6JzV)

79 Steve Inman gets it wrong on that robber-getting-a-beating one. They are NOT "struggling to take away his gun." As they move back from the door, you can see the gun in one guy's hands and he's using to BEAT the robber! He's pistol-whipping the dude - and getting it in clearly between all the other citizens beating on the guy. Hoorah!

Posted by: GWB at May 23, 2024 08:38 PM (zUT35)

80 79 Steve Inman gets it wrong on that robber-getting-a-beating one. They are NOT "struggling to take away his gun." As they move back from the door, you can see the gun in one guy's hands and he's using to BEAT the robber! He's pistol-whipping the dude - and getting it in clearly between all the other citizens beating on the guy. Hoorah!
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They beat him like Grandma's rugs at spring cleaning!

Posted by: exdem13 at May 23, 2024 08:39 PM (W+kMI)

81 They're gonna need a bigger cheat:

@LeadingReport 4m
BREAKING: Majority of Americans believe the economy under Joe Biden is currently in a recession, according to a survey from The Harris Poll.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 23, 2024 08:40 PM (IG4Id)

82 "Any man who doesn't like dirndls spends a night in the box!"

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 23, 2024 08:42 PM (tQtDb)

83 Their gas ain't lighting.

People actually have to pay the bills. They know how much more shit costs. They can also look at their 401k.

That's what's comical about Biden and his idiots. Rather than saying it's bad and the future will be better if you vote for him, he's hung up on trying to get you to believe it's actually good right now.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 23, 2024 08:44 PM (3CVIc)

84 200k most tax IRS audit people.

High School principal wife Obama voter

Walmart mgr husband did not vote

They are coming for you.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 23, 2024 08:44 PM (ENQN6)

85 Needless to say the Brazilian shooter would be in jail on a murder charge in the USA.

Posted by: polynikes at May 23, 2024 08:44 PM (0CsDL)

86 NYPost: BOOGIE DON BRONX

Meh, not the best headline. I was thinking Bronx Buster Don.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 23, 2024 08:45 PM (IG4Id)

87 The headless dud walking around was kinda meh, but the one going through the drive-thru was pretty funny. Got some good reactions.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 23, 2024 08:45 PM (klJTj)

88 And those aren't ducks, those are Canada geese. And they are a menace around here. They continually block traffic just like in that video.
------------
In Pacific Grove, CA if you so much as "harass" a goose you're going to jail. And/or hit with a stiff fine.

Insane.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 23, 2024 08:00 PM (Q4IgG)

They like to say that around here (Virginia), but it isn't true. You are allowed to "harass" geese if they're crapping on your lawn, eating your lawn (because they tear it up, unlike ducks), crapping on your driveway or sidewalk, etc.

Also, they ARE smart enough to learn. Don't stop for them if they're in the road. Slow down and give them a chance to get out of the road (and this does not apply, IMO, if they have goslings), but do not stop. They'll normally get out of your way.

BUT, if you have one that has been trained by all the sheeple who are afraid of them, and he decides he's just gonna hang in front of your car? Street Goose Pizza. And the thing is, all the other geese in that flock will continue to stay out of your way. At least if you're always in the same vehicle.

You're supposed to be THE apex predator, people! Friggin' ACT LIKE IT!

Posted by: GWB at May 23, 2024 08:45 PM (zUT35)

89 64 One week from now I will be headed to vacation in the mountains of North Carolina!

Cannot wait to try fly fishing!
Posted by: AlaBAMA



In about a week and a half, I'll be in exotic Western PA!! Golfing, fishing, and eating. I'm looking forward to seeing the family and some friends that still live up there. I'm more looking forward to getting out of Babylon DC for a couple of weeks.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at May 23, 2024 08:45 PM (wrXPz)

90 The 6-3 decision, with the justices divided on ideological lines, means that the disputed district will remain a safe seat for Republicans, who hold a 6-1 advantage in the state’s congressional delegation.

So if white people ever decide to vote together.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 23, 2024 08:48 PM (ENQN6)

91 UCLA protest

Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/smokenscan

uTube https://www.youtube.com/live/QT9K0u8cPgA

Cops cleared the building. Now it's pizza time: someone arrived with piles of pie.

Posted by: Ciampino - sig figures is a thing at May 23, 2024 08:50 PM (qfLjt)

92 Gen. Patrick S. Ryder, the Pentagon’s spokesman, told reporters that none of the 569 metric tons of food and supplies delivered into Hamas-controlled Gaza via the port have been distributed to Gaza residents by nongovernmental organizations.


face it you fucked up

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 23, 2024 08:50 PM (ENQN6)

93 Adams claims she has "been prevented from performing here statutory duties as she has been denied, and continues to be denied, access to essential election materials and processes by which elections in Fulton County are conducted." In addition, Adams claims that "core BR
E responsibilities" have been both consolidated and delegated to Election Director Williams by way of a set of Bylaws that have yet to be officially adopted. With that authority in operation, Williams has allegedly repeatedly blocked Adams' requests for "supporting documentation relative to election results," rejecting Adams' requests as "unnecessary."

fuco is a fuck up!

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 23, 2024 08:54 PM (ENQN6)

94 92 Gen. Patrick S. Ryder, the Pentagon’s spokesman, told reporters that none of the 569 metric tons of food and supplies delivered into Hamas-controlled Gaza via the port have been distributed to Gaza residents by nongovernmental organizations.


face it you fucked up

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 23, 2024 08:50 PM (ENQN6)

++++

I think the supplies got to their intended recipients.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 23, 2024 08:56 PM (klJTj)

95 "
Cops cleared the building. Now it's pizza time: someone arrived with piles of pie.
Posted by: Ciampino - sig figures is a thing at May 23, 2024 08:50 PM (qfLjt)"

th cops will enjoy it; breakfast of champions for the night shift. lol.

kinda like that pizza for the IDF website ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 23, 2024 08:56 PM (tQtDb)

96 95
The pizza was for the protesters.

Posted by: Ciampino - sig figs is a thing at May 23, 2024 09:03 PM (qfLjt)

97 64 One week from now I will be headed to vacation in the mountains of North Carolina!

Cannot wait to try fly fishing!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 23, 2024 08:20 PM (3CVIc)


———-

I live there, Asheville.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at May 23, 2024 09:03 PM (sEYaD)

98
Georgie went to the doggy chiropractor today, as he got injured in a tussle. He behaved like a silly puppy with the wiggles. He spun, he play bowed, he rolled on his back, he kissed everyone. He was an embarrassment.

I apologized for his behavior. They said not to worry. They enjoy working on our dogs because they're so cooperative. Much to be preferred to a psycho Chihuahua nobody can touch.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 23, 2024 09:04 PM (MoZTd)

99 >>>That's what's comical about Biden and his idiots. Rather than saying it's bad and the future will be better if you vote for him, he's hung up on trying to get you to believe it's actually good right now.
Posted by: AlaBAMA
----------------------------

Get reminders of Joey every month - Gas, Electric, Food and Fuel.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 23, 2024 09:04 PM (YdEcD)

100 Just saw an interesting speculation on X, by someone with a very good track record of predictions. Israel and Egypt are the closest to actual war right than at anytime since 1973; but he suggests that one way out is for the two of them to conclude an agreement with each other where they as BOTH tell the US to get the fuck out of the region and stay out. Like what Egypt did to Great Britain in 1956..
This would have been unthinkable before Biden and Blinken put so much effort into trying to overthrow Israel’s government.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 23, 2024 09:05 PM (Y5w1c)

101 @96, oh, affirm

irony will NEVER die!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 23, 2024 09:07 PM (tQtDb)

102 87 The headless dud walking around was kinda meh, but the one going through the drive-thru was pretty funny. Got some good reactions.
========
The drive-thru prank was solid gold! He got a lot of great reactions! Poor Kathy, he did her in.

Posted by: exdem13 at May 23, 2024 09:09 PM (W+kMI)

103 I love a happy ending, Brazil style.

Posted by: Beartooth at May 23, 2024 09:10 PM (XT+5H)

104 92 Gen. Patrick S. Ryder, the Pentagon’s spokesman, told reporters that none of the 569 metric tons of food and supplies delivered into Hamas-controlled Gaza via the port have been distributed to Gaza residents by nongovernmental organizations.
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So it's the beginning of Black Hawk Down again? Color me (not) surprised. I guess Hamas fighters will eat & drink well before they get to meet their houris.

Posted by: exdem13 at May 23, 2024 09:12 PM (W+kMI)

105 'Thieves. They should be beaten as close to death as the law will allow.'

At last, someone else hates thieves as much as I do.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at May 23, 2024 09:18 PM (roH4R)

106 Like what Egypt did to Great Britain in 1956..
This would have been unthinkable before Biden and Blinken put so much effort into trying to overthrow Israel’s government.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 23, 2024 09:05 PM (Y5w1c)
===
Like what Egypt did to the Soviets in 1972.

Posted by: San Franpsych at May 23, 2024 09:19 PM (RIvkX)

107 /nic fix

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 23, 2024 09:19 PM (RIvkX)

108 "-------
So it's the beginning of Black Hawk Down again? Color me (not) surprised. I guess Hamas fighters will eat & drink well before they get to meet their houris infiltrate the u.s. through bidet's "border" for a repeat. "

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 23, 2024 09:20 PM (tQtDb)

109 37 Nick looks like he sustained a black eye in the booking photo.
Posted by: fly gal at May 23, 2024 07:59 PM (6CtMt)

The black eye happened before booking. He had a locals livestream the night before where he wasn't on camera. But after it ended he goofed it up and there was a 2 second clip of him looking at his phone where you could see his eye looking weird that replaced the stream for like 45 minutes after it happened.

Posted by: buzzion at May 23, 2024 09:28 PM (aRLgQ)

110 Telling the US to get out of your region is hard, but necessary.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 23, 2024 09:28 PM (0FoWg)

111 Police tear gas pro-gaza protesters USF Tampa:

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/eME5lKTKnrI

Posted by: Braenyard at May 23, 2024 09:31 PM (YdEcD)

112 The Netanyahu Doctrine

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 23, 2024 09:31 PM (63Dwl)

113 dead, @yootoob:

https://tinyurl.com/32tb8apr


https://tinyurl.com/bdeu3ea6


& g'night everyone!

*clink*

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 23, 2024 09:31 PM (tQtDb)

114 ok, not willowed, gnight allayouse every one!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 23, 2024 09:34 PM (tQtDb)

115 110 Telling the US to get out of your region is hard, but necessary.
----------
Looks like Niger was able to make it happen.

Posted by: exdem13 at May 23, 2024 09:35 PM (W+kMI)

116 kinda inverse trifecta, innit?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 23, 2024 09:35 PM (tQtDb)

117 >>Telling the US to get out of your region is hard, but necessary.

Both Russia and China are all over the Middle East and they aren't exactly benevolent either. I don't think we are going anywhere. Our intel community is dug in like a tick.

Ironically, 4 years ago we had a president that helped bring peace deals that the experts said were impossible and wasn't interested in empire building. If they were smart they would support a return to that kind of US leadership.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 23, 2024 09:36 PM (LkLld)

118 fonzu mah!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 23, 2024 09:36 PM (tQtDb)

119 Those OSB shields hold up better than the garbage can lids.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 23, 2024 09:37 PM (2QA3G)

120 for "certain values of smart" ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 23, 2024 09:37 PM (tQtDb)

121 115 110 Telling the US to get out of your region is hard, but necessary.
----------
Looks like Niger was able to make it happen.
Posted by: exdem13 at May 23, 2024 09:35 PM (W+kMI)
Afghanistan did it and took all equipment too.

Posted by: Eromero at May 23, 2024 09:38 PM (NxC5+)

122 117 >>Telling the US to get out of your region is hard, but necessary.

Ironically, 4 years ago we had a president that helped bring peace deals that the experts said were impossible and wasn't interested in empire building. If they were smart they would support a return to that kind of US leadership.
====
Behind closed doors, the leaders of the world wish Trump to return.

Posted by: exdem13 at May 23, 2024 09:39 PM (W+kMI)

123 100 Just saw an interesting speculation on X, by someone with a very good track record of predictions. Israel and Egypt are the closest to actual war right than at anytime since 1973;

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 23, 2024 09:05 PM (Y5w1c)
----
But why are they close to war? We have neither heard nor seen anything to precipitate that.

Posted by: Ciampino - Egyptian Ary got new boots? at May 23, 2024 09:40 PM (qfLjt)

124
2-0 Edmonton

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 23, 2024 09:41 PM (MoZTd)

125 Oilers appear to be faster than the Stars …

2-0 EDM.

Posted by: browndog changes his sock at May 23, 2024 09:41 PM (TTAGa)

126 @122; seconded;
actual reality, no bs; everyone in the real world likes that!

& now rly g'night!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 23, 2024 09:42 PM (tQtDb)

127 If they were smart they would support a return to that kind of US leadership.

Posted by: JackStraw
---------------------------

Hooked 'em there.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 23, 2024 09:42 PM (YdEcD)

128
Dallas scores. 2-1.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 23, 2024 09:45 PM (MoZTd)

129 But why are they close to war? We have neither heard nor seen anything to precipitate that.

Posted by: Ciampino

Thought I read that the IDF found Hamas tunnels running from Rafah to Egypt. Or at least I read it here.

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at May 23, 2024 09:46 PM (hCzfy)

130 Saw part of the Rangers playoff game last night. Rangers had a guy named Mika Zarbenajad. I wondered WTH ethnicity has the moniker Zarbenajad.

Posted by: exdem13 at May 23, 2024 09:47 PM (W+kMI)

131 Howdy Hordelings!

Posted by: Doof at May 23, 2024 09:48 PM (RFPHU)

132 123 100 Just saw an interesting speculation on X, by someone with a very good track record of predictions. Israel and Egypt are the closest to actual war right than at anytime since 1973;

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 23, 2024 09:05 PM (Y5w1c)
----
But why are they close to war? We have neither heard nor seen anything to precipitate that.
Posted by: Ciampino - Egyptian Ary got new boots? at May 23, 2024 09:40 PM (qfLjt)
Prophecy?

Posted by: Eromero at May 23, 2024 09:48 PM (NxC5+)

133 129 But why are they close to war? We have neither heard nor seen anything to precipitate that.

Posted by: Ciampino

Thought I read that the IDF found Hamas tunnels running from Rafah to Egypt. Or at least I read it here.

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at May 23, 2024 09:46 PM (hCzfy)
----
I read that too, 11 tunnels, but I didn't assume Egypt was complicit.

Posted by: Ciampino - Egyptian Army got new boots? at May 23, 2024 09:49 PM (qfLjt)

134 Gotta question the likelihood of an Israel/Egypt clash as well - if anything, it looks like they've reached a state of detente. Or, at least as close a thing to detente that one can reach with an Islamic government.

Or is there someone out there just aching to be the next Gamal Abdel Nasser?

Posted by: John Drake Nearing the Caspian Sea at May 23, 2024 09:49 PM (u/Zei)

135 >>Saw part of the Rangers playoff game last night. Rangers had a guy named Mika Zarbenajad. I wondered WTH ethnicity has the moniker Zarbenajad.

Iranian father, Finnish mother.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 23, 2024 09:49 PM (LkLld)

136 111 Police tear gas pro-gaza protesters USF Tampa:

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/eME5lKTKnrI
Posted by: Braenyard at May 23, 2024 09:31 PM (YdEcD)

Warms the cockles of my heart, it does.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 23, 2024 09:51 PM (sRfrW)

137 Howdy Hordelings!
Posted by: Doof

It's Happy Doofy Time!

Posted by: Lil' Miklos claps little hands at May 23, 2024 09:53 PM (wWqRd)

138 Tonight New T-Zero: Liftoff is targeted 10:45 p.m. EDT (0245 UTC, 04:45 CEST May 24)

https://www.youtube.com/live/UjrgWPgCpNY

Posted by: Ciampino - Egyptian Army got new boots?! at May 23, 2024 09:54 PM (qfLjt)

139 135 >>Saw part of the Rangers playoff game last night. Rangers had a guy named Mika Zarbenajad. I wondered WTH ethnicity has the moniker Zarbenajad.

Iranian father, Finnish mother.
-------
Well that's a different one. He must get the hockey talent from Mom's side.

Posted by: exdem13 at May 23, 2024 09:55 PM (W+kMI)

140 Police tear gas pro-gaza protesters USF Tampa:

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/eME5lKTKnrI
Posted by: Braenyard at May 23, 2024 09:31 PM (YdEcD)

Warms the cockles of my heart, it does.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief

Reminds me of Mrs. Drake's theory, which I think has some merit - so many of these collegiate protests, both in the Sixties and Seventies as well as today, always seem, oddly enough, to coincide with final exam periods.

Posted by: John Drake Nearing the Caspian Sea at May 23, 2024 09:55 PM (u/Zei)

141 >>Well that's a different one. He must get the hockey talent from Mom's side.

To make it more confusing he grew up in Sweden. He's an interesting guy as well as a hell of a hockey player.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 23, 2024 09:56 PM (LkLld)

142 ====
Behind closed doors, the leaders of the world wish Trump to return.
Posted by: exdem13
---------------------------

They are watching us close and gaming either outcome. If the Democrats win we are up slip creek more ways than one.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 23, 2024 09:57 PM (YdEcD)

143 Behind closed doors, the leaders of the world wish Trump to return.
Posted by: exdem13


Behind Closed Doors


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3iEFfA4TmI

Posted by: Charlie "Miklos" Rich, redneck as redneck can git at May 23, 2024 10:00 PM (wWqRd)

144 Or is there someone out there just aching to be the next Gamal Abdel Nasser?
Posted by: John Drake Nearing the Caspian Sea at May 23, 2024 09:49 PM (u/Zei)


Always, but it could be that a whole lot of people are screaming that something must be done.
there is a lot of weirdness going on about Israel, if feels like the same playbook that was deployed against South Africa, with the difference being that the Israelis are not having any feeling of political congruence with Hamas so are less likely to give a pass on things like pogroms and widespread violence against settlers no matter what the provocation

Posted by: Kindltot at May 23, 2024 10:00 PM (D7oie)

145 63 The headless prank dude is a lot of fun.

I like the one where he sneezes and his head falls off.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at May 23, 2024 10:01 PM (roH4R)

146 I'm finally awake for an ONT and it ain't here !

Posted by: JT at May 23, 2024 10:02 PM (T4tVD)

147 One of the villages in Skyrim looks like it was modeled after the top photo. Can't remember which though, since I haven't played in quite a while.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 23, 2024 10:02 PM (XjtdB)

148 I'm finally awake for an ONT and it ain't here !
Posted by: JT

You can turn off the jacuzzi now.

Posted by: the birds, with Climate Sustainability Pledge at May 23, 2024 10:03 PM (wWqRd)

149 noodont

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at May 23, 2024 10:03 PM (hOUT3)

150 I just completed 16 hours of mandatory Project Management and ERP Training.

Most of it was conducted by various AI generated presenters.

This Brave New World The Masterminds are creating is terrifying.

I feel violated.

I need a Gimlet stat.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 23, 2024 10:21 PM (XV/Pl)

151 Only place I've heard the war horn honking for Egypt and Israel is right here, and all honked by one guy, at regular intervals, without any outside sourcing or reference.

One. Guy. Is this going to turn into another "Colorado gun ban"?

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at May 23, 2024 10:36 PM (zdLoL)

152 These geese.
When we first moved to Utah I stopped for a family of quail to cross the street.
Halfway across an eagle swooped in and picked off one of the 5 young ones.
He just calmly went a few feet away and started eating.

Posted by: Nan G at May 24, 2024 01:23 AM (lV9qu)

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