Headbangers' Stall Cafe

Edinborough
by @petewands

It's Alley Week for the Cafe. Got some good Alley Photos for the week.

Spa day for doggo.

Cat catches her master canoodling with a stray cat whore.

Doing a flip and a half-gainer (whatever) off a waterslide.

BLM turkey attempts stopping traffic.

Close-range video of a whale surfacing.

Chungus goats. My mistake, they're changthangi goats.

Ghost Dog.

ICYMI: Doggie day-care bus.

This poor dog was accidentally given one of Biden's "Talking Pills."

Finley, a golden retriever, is the Guiness Book of World Records champion of holding and carrying the most balls in his mouth (6). He beat the previous record-holder, David French.

"Calm down, idiot. Act like you've seen a camera before."

Baby wolf playtime at the zoo.

The cutest, politest little beggar.

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1 0!

Posted by: Next2Nothing at May 20, 2024 07:31 PM (tA1/w)

2 Sea Otters called; river otters culled.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 20, 2024 07:31 PM (ZdexC)

3 The snowboarding ss? Paints a picture for sure

Posted by: ... at May 20, 2024 07:33 PM (lX8VI)

4 Auld Reekie!

Now to read the content!

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 20, 2024 07:33 PM (PiwSw)

5 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at May 20, 2024 07:34 PM (fwDg9)

6 Catturd ™ @catturd2
If you own a cat, never leave a kitchen cabinet open - just ask Chubs - 😂

https://tinyurl.com/4cbxbd8x
photo

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 20, 2024 07:35 PM (ZdexC)

7 I have been to Edinburgh, New Years 1980

Posted by: Skip at May 20, 2024 07:35 PM (fwDg9)

8 Time lapse; music okay but loud:

Nature is Amazing ☘️
@AMAZlNGNATURE
A dozen of sea animals feast the dead tuna carcass on the ocean floor.

https://tinyurl.com/2afyhnj6

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 20, 2024 07:36 PM (ZdexC)

9 Willowed from last thread:

Someone on one of Insty's overnight this weekend posted a tweet by Musk in response to Lorenz' accusation. Said he has no idea who she is.

Posted by: Tuna at May 20, 2024 07:36 PM (oaGWv)

10 Catturd ™ @catturd2
If you own a cat, never leave a kitchen cabinet open - just ask Chubs - 😂

https://tinyurl.com/4cbxbd8x
photo
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 20, 2024 07:35 PM (ZdexC)
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I hate to break the news, but cats can and do learn how to open cabinets on their own...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 20, 2024 07:36 PM (BpYfr)

11 "Cat catches her master canoodling"

They are jealous indeed.

Posted by: gp In The Center Of A Stool Boom at May 20, 2024 07:36 PM (MvF+J)

12 The NYT attacks right-wing cat memes!!!

chillinois @chiIIum
😹

https://tinyurl.com/yfs5crrr
screencap

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 20, 2024 07:38 PM (ZdexC)

13 Meteor video very cool, if real.

Posted by: gp In The Center Of A Stool Boom at May 20, 2024 07:38 PM (MvF+J)

14 Wingsuit guy has balls of steel

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 20, 2024 07:38 PM (NtVYv)

15 That horse rocks!

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at May 20, 2024 07:39 PM (kquCk)

16 A touching monument:

TaraBull @TaraBull808
A grieving Dad designed this tombstone of his paralyzed-from-birth son climbing out of his wheelchair and reaching for the sky

https://tinyurl.com/2p9rn3f9
photo

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 20, 2024 07:40 PM (ZdexC)

17 If wing suit guy misses, it's a quick exit. And a closed casket.

On a related note, I heartily support snowboarders finding secret trails.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at May 20, 2024 07:41 PM (8AONa)

18 Alley peaked in Wrath of Kahn as Saavik.

Change my mind.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 20, 2024 07:41 PM (Y6IkP)

19
banana Dream,

who cares when some celebrity "peaks"?

When did you peak???

Posted by: four seasons at May 20, 2024 07:43 PM (PisyI)

20 Lots of dead wingsuiters ... they (some) just have to keep pushing till they go too far (or too close in "proximity flights). Like some of the parkour guys that jump across high rooftops or other crazy stuff.

I'm boring, but plan to live long and prosper.

Posted by: illiniwek at May 20, 2024 07:44 PM (Cus5s)

21 >>>These are so cute.

Those are some big fat goats.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 20, 2024 07:44 PM (klJTj)

22 Test.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at May 20, 2024 07:44 PM (mUnoX)

23 No damage from the Texas storm Thurs eve. 3 days no power and 3.75 days no internet.

Getting things back on normal track.

Great neighbor with a whole-house generator let me run an outdoor HD extension cord from his nearest outside outlet across our properties and into my kitchen to keep the fridge running. Saved a ton of food. My next bbq, his family gets a choice hunka meat as tribute.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 20, 2024 07:44 PM (6gW4D)

24 That meteor vidya is pure cool

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2024 07:45 PM (RUMEY)

25 "professional wingsuit athlete"

Also spelled "Lunatic".

Posted by: DaveA at May 20, 2024 07:46 PM (FhXTo)

26 I think we've had the cuirass from Waterloo with the cannonball hole through it before [on an ONT?] but here's a brief video showing it in 3d instead of just a head-on still photo:

chillinois @chiIIum
Armor of a man that served under Napoleon, who was hit by a cannonball.

https://tinyurl.com/mr3u5a6w

If from British artillery [likely from the huge, unsupported cavalry attack ordered and led by Marshal Ney in the afternoon], then the damage was done by an iron roundshot of either 6-, 9- or 12-pounds weight. My unscientific guess is 6lbs one as I think the 12-pdr one would have destroyed it entirely.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 20, 2024 07:47 PM (ZdexC)

27 18 Alley peaked in Wrath of Kahn as Saavik.

Change my mind.
Posted by: banana Dream at May 20, 2024 07:41 PM (Y6IkP

Who had better voice?

Kirsti Alley or Kathleen Turner?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2024 07:48 PM (RUMEY)

28 *looks at the meteor streak video*

Operation British failed again.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 20, 2024 07:48 PM (7kXx0)

29 Well happy evening, friends! I like the ally pic

Posted by: Piper at May 20, 2024 07:48 PM (p4NUW)

30 Figen @TheFigen_
Incredible art. 👏

https://tinyurl.com/4khzatcp
53 seconds; great video; music okay but very loud.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 20, 2024 07:49 PM (ZdexC)

31 Wingsuits

Because Acme sued when they tried to use Batsuit.

Still only real bats use either.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 20, 2024 07:49 PM (7kXx0)

32 That horse rocks!
Posted by: She Hobbit

Even horses know that country isn't "music."

Posted by: mikeski, running serpentine at May 20, 2024 07:50 PM (DgGvY)

33 That turkey. LOL

Love the little wire haired dachshund jumping up and down for a toy. My parents had a little blond girl just like that. Sweetest dog ever born.

The doggie day care bus is cute. Those dogs are so well behaved. They look like they look forward to their trip every day.

Posted by: Tuna at May 20, 2024 07:51 PM (oaGWv)

34 He beat the previous record-holder, David French.

Priceless.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 20, 2024 07:53 PM (mH6SG)

35 >>> banana Dream,

who cares when some celebrity "peaks"?

When did you peak???
Posted by: four seasons at May 20, 2024 07:43 PM (PisyI)

Excuse me Sir, or Madam? It was an "alley" word based joke I came up with on the fly. Steven Crowder? From Ace: "It's Alley Week for the Cafe. Got some good Alley Photos for the week."

And I peaked @3yo when I found out how to blow bubbles in chocolate milk. Everything's been down hill since then.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 20, 2024 07:53 PM (Y6IkP)

36 Lots of dead wingsuiters ... they (some) just have to keep pushing till they go too far (or too close in "proximity flights). Like some of the parkour guys that jump across high rooftops or other crazy stuff.

I'm boring, but plan to live long and prosper.
Posted by: illiniwek

Their insurance rates must be sky high if they can even get insurance.

Posted by: Tuna at May 20, 2024 07:53 PM (oaGWv)

37 Sassafrass84@Sassafrass_84
Read this on Facebook. Thought i would share it. 🤣 🤣🤣

I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so
I sat down and had a cold beer.
The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking.
My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing,
and I said, "Nothing."
The reason I said "nothing" instead of saying "just thinking" is because she then would have asked, "About what?"
At that point I would have had to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics, which would lead to other questions.
Finally I pondered an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts?
Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts, but how could they know?

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 20, 2024 07:54 PM (ZdexC)

38 Sassafrass84 @Sassafrass_84
Well, after another beer, and some more heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with an answer to that question.
Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby, and even though I obviously couldn't really know, here is the reason for my conclusion:
A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child."
But you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."
I rest my case.
Time for another beer. Then maybe a nap.
Unknown Author

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 20, 2024 07:54 PM (ZdexC)

39 >>>These are so cute.
Those are some big fat goats.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous

Why are they all walking like that? Is Ahmed taking viagra?

Posted by: mikeski at May 20, 2024 07:55 PM (DgGvY)

40 #37 & #38 related:

https://tinyurl.com/3298e4jk
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Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 20, 2024 07:55 PM (ZdexC)

41 I hate to break the news, but cats can and do learn how to open cabinets on their own...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May

Yes they do. They also learn to drag out the contents and scatter them all over the hallway.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 20, 2024 07:56 PM (/+SQR)

42 Beautiful meteor picture.
SMOD, damn it, you had one job.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 20, 2024 07:56 PM (W/lyH)

43
Love the little wire haired dachshund jumping up and down for a toy. My parents had a little blond girl just like that. Sweetest dog ever born

I have a recent dachshund experience. I was at the grocery store last night and a lady walked by with her dachshund. He didn’t want to walk and twisted his way out of his harness and went running as fast as his short legs could carry him across the parking lot. Right before a car smooshed him, I called him, reach down and grabbed him. To thank me for saving his life, he bit me.

Bratwurst was not a good boy. But I rather I got bit then he got smooshed and he had no idea who I was. But still.

Posted by: Piper at May 20, 2024 07:56 PM (pRpzT)

44

I thought these were very good:

https://9gag.com/gag/aW4023A

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 20, 2024 07:56 PM (rMeb+)

45
Ugh. A long, crappy day.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 20, 2024 07:56 PM (MoZTd)

46 A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child."
But you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."
I rest my case.
Time for another beer. Then maybe a nap.
Unknown Author
Posted by: andycanuck

Hahaha, that is a solid argument. However, birth-nesia is real. Also, one can tolerate a lot when there is a sufficient reward at the end.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at May 20, 2024 07:57 PM (kquCk)

47 Is that Burke and Hare in the first photo?

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 20, 2024 07:58 PM (rMeb+)

48 My cat learned how to open my sock drawer and remove one sock only.

One sock only, Vasili.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2024 07:58 PM (RUMEY)

49 Armor of a man that served under Napoleon, who was hit by a cannonball.
https://tinyurl.com/mr3u5a6w

If from British artillery [likely from the huge, unsupported cavalry attack ordered and led by Marshal Ney in the afternoon], then the damage was done by an iron roundshot of either 6-, 9- or 12-pounds weight. My unscientific guess is 6lbs one as I think the 12-pdr one would have destroyed it entirely.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 20, 2024 07:47 PM (ZdexC)

That had to smart.

Posted by: javems at May 20, 2024 07:59 PM (8I4hW)

50 I am sure statistics would verify every wingsuit crash doesn't end in death. Some are just mangled up very bad

Posted by: Skip at May 20, 2024 08:00 PM (fwDg9)

51 46. God knew what he was doing yet again with the oxytocin surge!

Posted by: Piper at May 20, 2024 08:00 PM (pRpzT)

52 Bratwurst was not a good boy. But I rather I got bit then he got smooshed and he had no idea who I was. But still.
Posted by: Piper

Mine hates to walk. Hates being outside except when we go to the vet's office. Then he's all "Hello, hello. It's me." Up and down the hall. He loves the vet and everybody that works there.

Posted by: Tuna at May 20, 2024 08:00 PM (oaGWv)

53 That meteor video is too good.

I have already seen people saying the meteor must have been planned, with so many great video posted. By the aliens. To condition us.
For what, I don't know.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 20, 2024 08:00 PM (rMeb+)

54 Mine hates to walk.
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The dachshund puppy next door -- Crimson, after the Tide -- doesn't like going for walks either. He's been standoffish with me the three times we've met so far, even when I gave him a dog treat once, but not mean.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 20, 2024 08:03 PM (ZdexC)

55 What I suspected when I saw that video of the goats is true. They're a breed of cashmere goat. Those lovely fluffy coats get turned into very expensive sweaters.

Posted by: Tuna at May 20, 2024 08:03 PM (oaGWv)

56
Mr. Phoenix made his first trip to the doggie chiropractor today and behaved very well. He gave the tech and vet lots of kisses and after some initial wiggles stood reasonably still for his adjustment.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 20, 2024 08:04 PM (MoZTd)

57 Can't be Burke and Hare, no body between them.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 20, 2024 08:05 PM (7kXx0)

58 Mine hates to walk. Hates being outside except when we go to the vet's office. Then he's all "Hello, hello. It's me." Up and down the hall. He loves the vet and everybody that works there.
Posted by: Tuna at May 20, 2024 08:00 PM (oaGWv)

You'd hate to walk too if your legs were two inches long!

Posted by: Tuna's dog at May 20, 2024 08:05 PM (PiwSw)

59 55 What I suspected when I saw that video of the goats is true. They're a breed of cashmere goat. Those lovely fluffy coats get turned into very expensive sweaters.
Posted by: Tuna
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What is that spot?

Posted by: The Cleaning Woman at May 20, 2024 08:05 PM (rMeb+)

60 Should be a 9pdr round most likely, 6pdr next if not.
I have a steel ball that isn't a 12pdr round but is so damn close that I know what a 12pdr round is like.
My uncle found it under a porch, but corresponding with a expert fairly sure it isn't a cannonball

Posted by: Skip at May 20, 2024 08:06 PM (fwDg9)

61
Well! I have my hash back. Nice to know some things still work. Good help is so hard to find.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 20, 2024 08:06 PM (MoZTd)

62 Those goats look like Stan's ewoks..

Unrelated, I taxied past Trump's plane earlier when my connecting flight was leaving RaTuardia.....

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at May 20, 2024 08:06 PM (b8MY5)

63 Well long commute tomorrow again and need to get outta here asap when I get up.
Hope everyone has a great evening

Posted by: Skip at May 20, 2024 08:07 PM (fwDg9)

64 That wingsuited daredevil going through that rock arch at high speed is amazing.

Posted by: Ciampino - demotracs r stupid meanies! at May 20, 2024 08:08 PM (qfLjt)

65 Night, Skip!

Posted by: Piper at May 20, 2024 08:10 PM (QzINz)

66 You'd hate to walk too if your legs were two inches long!

We had a Corgi whose legs weren't that much longer than that and boy did he love to walk. He would literally walk til he dropped. Must be a breed thing.

Posted by: Tuna at May 20, 2024 08:12 PM (oaGWv)

67 Shouldn't that wolf puppy have a couple of litter mates to frolic with?

Posted by: tankdemon at May 20, 2024 08:13 PM (KLo17)

68 Iran blames U.S. sanctions for deadly crash.

Now do Kobe

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 20, 2024 08:13 PM (ENQN6)

69 Praise Allah for Joe Biden and thank you for your concern in our time of need.........

Posted by: The New President of Iran at May 20, 2024 08:15 PM (qpLSv)

70 Last time I snowboarded I broke my left arm off. Tail sliding down the mountain at after work and a couple beers at the snowflake lodge at Diamond Peak, Lake Tahoe. I hit a patch of ice, went down kind of hard and the last of my capsule and rotator cuff went kablooie.
Boarding is fun as hell though. I don't even remember learning how to ski but learning to board was a trip. Easier in the knees too.
Early first runs are an experience than cannot be described.
Five feet of new powder is as close to heaven on earth as there is.
I hate that I'm so busted up I'll break if I try it again.

Posted by: Reforger at May 20, 2024 08:16 PM (B705c)

71 49
Went through him like ....?
Isn't that what Biden claimed an AR-15 does? Knock your lungs out?

Posted by: Ciampino - The FJB effect at May 20, 2024 08:16 PM (qfLjt)

72 Star Trek is on. It's the one where Kirk kills the AI blond.

Posted by: fd at May 20, 2024 08:17 PM (vFG9F)

73 Julie Kelly @julie_kelly2 6h
Today was supposed to be the 1st day of Trump's trial in Florida for the "classified documents" case.

Instead, this week represents the start of Judge Aileen Cannon's stealth trial of DOJ/Special Counsel Jack Smith.

Judge Cannon Puts Jack Smith on Trial
While vacating Donald Trump's trial date, Cannon set an aggressive hearing schedule over the next several weeks that will turn the tables on Smith and the Department of Justice. [holy crap -- tinyurl has blacklisted the source!]
https://is.gd/KKJVWl

Julie Kelly 🇺🇸 @julie_kelly2 2h
Minor correction. The above screenshots are a defense reply filed today to support a Feb motion to dismiss the case based on the superfluous language and elements of the indictment.

It is safe to say Judge Cannon is no fan of Smith's 68-page indictment. She often (derisively) refers to it as a "speaking" indictment and sometimes sarcastically notes that the document goes on and on...

Here are just some of the defense team's complaints about the indictment:
https://is.gd/wpDgna
screencaps

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 20, 2024 08:18 PM (ZdexC)

74 I'm picturing any given wingsuit dood holding up an "Uh Oh!" sign, on a short stick, just before impact.

I learned this from watching Wylie E. Coyote ply his craft.

Looney Toons was THE education channel of my youth.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 20, 2024 08:19 PM (e6UQI)

75 We had a Corgi whose legs weren't that much longer than that and boy did he love to walk. He would literally walk till he dropped. Must be a breed thing.
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Mind you, the longer body might affect that too.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 20, 2024 08:20 PM (ZdexC)

76 Struggling Joe Biden spiraled out of control of over the weekend when he slammed the January 6 ‘erectionists’ then claimed DEI was the “core” of American history.

Joe, I was not there on 6 January..... So drop this lie .......

Posted by: Bill Clinton at May 20, 2024 08:22 PM (Wb+1f)

77
The dachshund puppy next door -- Crimson, after the Tide -- doesn't like going for walks either. He's been standoffish with me the three times we've met so far, even when I gave him a dog treat once, but not mean.
Posted by: andycanuck

There was a dachshund like that across the street. It would appear to be friendly but I couldn't get near it. One day I squatted down and it came right up to me.
I don't know if that was just a coincidence or not. Maybe I didn't seem so intimidating when I was shorter.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 20, 2024 08:22 PM (63Dwl)

78 everyone should get a cat. Last night one of mine woke me from a deep sleep by falling off the beadstead onto my face.
It is a shame that cats always land on their feet.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 20, 2024 08:25 PM (D7oie)

79 If I sat down on the grass, I probably wouldn't be able to stand up again!

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 20, 2024 08:25 PM (ZdexC)

80 I'm picturing any given wingsuit dood holding up an "Uh Oh!" sign, on a short stick, just before impact.

I learned this from watching Wylie E. Coyote ply his craft.

Looney Toons was THE education channel of my youth.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn

====

No wing suit kit is complete, unless it includes some Acme Instant Hole.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at May 20, 2024 08:25 PM (8AONa)

81
I am at the age where I avoid situations where gravity can have a fatal effect.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 20, 2024 08:26 PM (MoZTd)

82 I'm picturing any given wingsuit dood holding up an "Uh Oh!" sign, on a short stick, just before impact.

I learned this from watching Wylie E. Coyote ply his craft.

Looney Toons was THE education channel of my youth.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn

====

No wing suit kit is complete, unless it includes some Acme Instant Hole.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at May 20, 2024 08:25 PM (8AONa)

In the utility belt, next to the shark repellant spay.

Posted by: Batman at May 20, 2024 08:27 PM (6gW4D)

83 Gravity has ruined a lot of things and a lot of people.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2024 08:28 PM (RUMEY)

84 What's a wing suit without a JATO?

Posted by: fd at May 20, 2024 08:28 PM (vFG9F)

85 Loved Edinburgh. Don't know about Edinborough. Of course I was there many years ago before they went batshit crazy, happy I experienced it when it was normal, prior to the invasion of the ROP.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at May 20, 2024 08:30 PM (2NHgQ)

86 78 everyone should get a cat. Last night one of mine woke me from a deep sleep by falling off the beadstead onto my face.
It is a shame that cats always land on their feet.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 20, 2024

Better than 1 cat is 2 kitties! I just watched a video of Sabi when he was just a teeny tiny baby. So maybe 3 kitties is the right number!

Posted by: Piper at May 20, 2024 08:30 PM (p4NUW)

87 No wing suit kit is complete, unless it includes some Acme Instant Hole.
Posted by: 2009Refugee

Can you use Acme "Instant Tunnel" paint if you're out of Instant Hole?

Posted by: mikeski at May 20, 2024 08:30 PM (DgGvY)

88 Uh oh. Nomad is on chaperone duty.

Posted by: fd at May 20, 2024 08:30 PM (vFG9F)

89 It is a shame that cats always land on their feet.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 20, 2024 08:25 PM (D7oie)

Did you get badly scratched?

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 20, 2024 08:32 PM (XjtdB)

90 Should be a 9pdr round most likely, 6pdr next if not.
I have a steel ball that isn't a 12pdr round but is so damn close that I know what a 12pdr round is like.
My uncle found it under a porch, but corresponding with a expert fairly sure it isn't a cannonball
Posted by: Skip

I think the Brits used used 3, 6, 9, and 12 pounder artillery at Waterloo. They varied between solid and explosive rounds.

Posted by: John Drake Nearing the Caspian Sea at May 20, 2024 08:33 PM (u/Zei)

91
Nomad is on chaperone duty.
Posted by: fd at May 20, 2024 08:30 PM (vFG9F)

__________

Isn't that the one that turned Uhura into a Democrat?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 20, 2024 08:33 PM (MoZTd)

92 26
'Armor of a man that served under Napoleon, who was hit by a cannonball.'

Yikes. Is he OK?

Posted by: Dr. Claw at May 20, 2024 08:34 PM (roH4R)

93 "Gravity has ruined a lot of things and a lot of people.
Posted by: AlaBAMA"

*curses gravity*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton, who will never be president, especially the first female one at May 20, 2024 08:35 PM (vFG9F)

94 ...Armor of a man that served under Napoleon, who was hit by a cannonball.'

Yikes. Is he OK? Posted by: Dr. Claw at May 20, 2024 08:34 PM (roH4R)

'Twas just a flesh wound. Of course, about nine pounds of that flesh ended up roughly sixty yards downrange, but otherwise... well, the armorer can rivet in a patch in that armor, not a problem!

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 20, 2024 08:37 PM (e6UQI)

95 "Isn't that the one that turned Uhura into a Democrat?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh"

He got recycled.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton, who will never be president, especially the first female one at May 20, 2024 08:38 PM (vFG9F)

96 Armor of a man that served under Napoleon, who was hit by a cannonball.'

Yikes. Is he OK?
Posted by: Dr. Claw

Definitely no debate about the entrance and exit wounds. He had to have been in an odd posture when he took that hit - maybe wheeling his horse away from a volley of cannons.

Posted by: John Drake Nearing the Caspian Sea at May 20, 2024 08:38 PM (u/Zei)

97 It’s always the black cats that get jealous.

Posted by: Eromero at May 20, 2024 08:39 PM (NxC5+)

98 I love it when a simple functional design from a vetted BOM turns into a protracted detail design effort.

I just sent the client a CO that totals the cost of the entire original scope.

Scope creep is a wicked mistress.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 20, 2024 08:42 PM (XV/Pl)

99 hiya

Posted by: JT at May 20, 2024 08:43 PM (T4tVD)

100 well, the armorer can rivet in a patch in that armor, not a problem!

Jim
-------

It'll buff right out.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 20, 2024 08:43 PM (XeU6L)

101 71 49
Went through him like ....?
Isn't that what Biden claimed an AR-15 does? Knock your lungs out?
Posted by: Ciampino - The FJB effect at May 20, 2024 08:16 PM (qfLjt
Like shite through a goose.?

Posted by: Eromero at May 20, 2024 08:44 PM (NxC5+)

102 "Gravity has ruined a lot of things and a lot of people.
Posted by: AlaBAMA"

*curses gravity*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton,

======

Tell me about it

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi's Rack at May 20, 2024 08:44 PM (8AONa)

103 Upward trajectory exiting under the left arm - poor fellow probably didn't have time for even a "Mon dieu!" or "Merde!"

Posted by: John Drake Nearing the Caspian Sea at May 20, 2024 08:44 PM (u/Zei)

104
*curses gravity*
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It's not just a good idea, it's the law.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 20, 2024 08:45 PM (XeU6L)

105 Evenin’. All.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 20, 2024 08:47 PM (v6JzV)

106 It's not just a good idea, it's the law.

Posted by: Mike Hammer

=======

One of the few laws that actually gets applied equally.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at May 20, 2024 08:47 PM (8AONa)

107 ...It’s always the black cats that get jealous.
Posted by: Eromero at May 20, 2024 08:39 PM (NxC5+)

Six Pound Kitty (Bonnie), is jet black, and her brother, (mostly) Maine Coon, 13lb. lump, are insanely jealous of one another. They compete for lap space, kitty beds, unimpeded right-of-way, and much else, besides.

Scamp sits mostly on my lap, and Bonnie on Herself New Dawn's. But, if I pat my hand on my lap to invite Scamp to hop up, if Bonnie is nearby, she'll JET to get ahead of him, onto my lap, first. Just. To. Spite. Him.

Fourteen years in, and you'd think they'd have sorted out their differences by now. But, no.

Being a Cat Wrangler is a never ending mission, here.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 20, 2024 08:48 PM (e6UQI)

108 ?83 Gravity has ruined a lot of things and a lot of people.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2024 08:28 PM (RUMEY)

You ain't whistlin' Dixie bub.

Posted by: Nanzi Pelosi Boobs at May 20, 2024 08:48 PM (GTqXr)

109
Evenin’. All.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 20, 2024 08:47 PM (v6JzV)

________

*awed whispers*

It's Bulg!.. Bulg is here!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 20, 2024 08:48 PM (MoZTd)

110 Evenin’. All.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 20, 2024 08:47 PM (v6JzV)

Howdy, brother! Will I be seeing you at the MoMe in a few weeks?

Howdy to all da resta youz too!

Posted by: Doof at May 20, 2024 08:49 PM (RFPHU)

111 Took a walk this evening. It was nice out. The downside was that every springtime weed was blooming. Sneezecoughweeze....

What’s worse, NoVA or the People’s Republic of MD?
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33

Yes.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 20, 2024 08:49 PM (sAmhv)

112 He beat the previous record-holder, David French...
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Ruthless and hilarious.

Posted by: scampydog at May 20, 2024 08:50 PM (41CYW)

113 110 Doof, absolutely!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 20, 2024 08:50 PM (v6JzV)

114 Hi, JT! Hi Bulg!

Posted by: Piper at May 20, 2024 08:50 PM (p4NUW)

115 Better than 1 cat is 2 kitties! I just watched a video of Sabi when he was just a teeny tiny baby. So maybe 3 kitties is the right number!
Posted by: Piper at May 20, 2024 08:30 PM (p4NUW)

I have 4. I love them dearly, with all their insanity.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 20, 2024 08:52 PM (D7oie)

116 109 Hadrian, you will be warden for the barracks this evening.

The password is “dilligrout.”

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 20, 2024 08:52 PM (v6JzV)

117 Hi Piper!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 20, 2024 08:53 PM (v6JzV)

118 Central and South TX has horrific pollen. Freakin' cedar.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 20, 2024 08:53 PM (2QA3G)

119 1979 Bob Ross painting on US Antiques Roadshow goes for $15-20,000 as a conservative estimate but maybe even as high as $25-30,000.

It's of a Northern Lights scene in a wintery Alaska.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 20, 2024 08:53 PM (ZdexC)

120 It's of a Northern Lights scene in a wintery Alaska.
Posted by: andycanuck

With happy trees.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 20, 2024 08:54 PM (2QA3G)

121 My face is fine, Polliwog. I was worried about the cat because my first reaction was to throw up my arms, and wrestle her off. I think I hurt her feelings

Posted by: Kindltot at May 20, 2024 08:55 PM (D7oie)

122 In The Face of Battle, John Keegan mentions a British soldier who was in some especially nasty hand-to-hand combat and became a minor celebrity when he told the press that the only thing on his mind was how much he'd like a nice pint of Guinness. The brewery racked up a lot of sales from that endorsement.

Posted by: John Drake Nearing the Caspian Sea at May 20, 2024 08:55 PM (u/Zei)

123 Should have added "at Waterloo" to my previous. Hopefully I didn't make cuirass of myself.

Posted by: John Drake Nearing the Caspian Sea at May 20, 2024 08:57 PM (u/Zei)

124 With happy trees.
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Yep.

All conifers.

R.I.P.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 20, 2024 08:57 PM (ZdexC)

125 Posted by: Kindltot at May 20, 2024 08:55 PM (D7oie)

Glad you're okay. Now I don't have to feel bad for how hard I laughed.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 20, 2024 08:59 PM (XjtdB)

126
110 Doof, absolutely!
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 20, 2024 08:50 PM (v6JzV)

Awesome -- looking forward to chatting with you. First beverage of yours is on me!

Posted by: Doof at May 20, 2024 08:59 PM (RFPHU)

127 Central and South TX has horrific pollen. Freakin' cedar.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner

I remember the pine pollen when we lived in Columbia, SC. When it rained the streets ran yellow.

Posted by: Tuna at May 20, 2024 08:59 PM (oaGWv)

128 72 Star Trek is on. It's the one where Kirk kills the AI blond.
Posted by: fd at May 20, 2024 08:17 PM (vFG9F)

Give me Space: 1999. Like Star Trek, except with no homework. They have been keeping it on an endless loop for over a month now. (Even if the second season is mid at best.)

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 20, 2024 09:00 PM (8sMut)

129 126 *thinks of priciest beverage he can order*

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 20, 2024 09:01 PM (v6JzV)

130 Perfect happy trees every time with that spackle knife.

The best honky afro ever.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 20, 2024 09:01 PM (2QA3G)

131 Getting a wingsuit for my 70th Birthday. Wish me luck.

Posted by: Cheating Death Every Day at May 20, 2024 09:01 PM (V5BDR)

132 I remember the pine pollen when we lived in Columbia, SC. When it rained the streets ran yellow.
Posted by: Tuna
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In N. Georgia, I have seen wind turn the sky yellow.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 20, 2024 09:02 PM (XeU6L)

133 I’m looking forward to it as well, Doof.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 20, 2024 09:02 PM (v6JzV)

134 I’m looking forward to it as well, Doof.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

Watch yourself, he lures you in with the Whistle Pig, then before you know it it's all pickleball and Alter Bridge.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at May 20, 2024 09:07 PM (aVxMi)

135 I’m looking forward to it as well, Doof.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

Watch yourself, he lures you in with the Whistle Pig, then before you know it it's all pickleball and Alter Bridge.
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at May 20, 2024 09:07 PM (aVxMi)

Good thing I don't have any more of that 131 proof Old Forrester. That one put ol' Sponge-bro down for the count!!

Posted by: Doof at May 20, 2024 09:09 PM (RFPHU)

136 Various neighbours are shooting off their Victoria Day fireworks.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 20, 2024 09:10 PM (ZdexC)

137 neighbors.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 20, 2024 09:11 PM (2QA3G)

138
Bob Ross painting on US Antiques Roadshow goes for $15-20,000 as a conservative estimate but maybe even as high as $25-30,000.

It's of a Northern Lights scene in a wintery Alaska.
Posted by: andycanuck

===========

I wonder how they confirmed it was an original Bob Ross.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at May 20, 2024 09:12 PM (I87yH)

139 Is Alter Bridge the one hit by the oil barge near Galveston??
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Bite moi!

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 20, 2024 09:13 PM (ZdexC)

140 I wonder how they confirmed it was an original Bob Ross.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office

He signed them at the end of the show.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 20, 2024 09:14 PM (2QA3G)

141 Bet Corn Pop would have been impressed that Joe got an honorary doctorate from Morehouse College over the weekend.

Posted by: Plugged Nickel at May 20, 2024 09:15 PM (V5BDR)

142 Good thing I don't have any more of that 131 proof Old Forrester. That one put ol' Sponge-bro down for the count!!
Posted by: Doof

Sponge-bro was in very bad shape after that. It was not pretty.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 20, 2024 09:15 PM (Qj8ua)

143 Various neighbours are shooting off their Victoria Day fireworks.
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 20, 2024 09:10 PM (ZdexC)

We never had Victoria Day fireworks out west here. You sure it's not your gang-banger neighbours firing Glocks into the air?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 20, 2024 09:16 PM (ZhV+D)

144 Sponge-bro was in very bad shape after that. It was not pretty.
Posted by: nurse ratched

Any one you recover from, or something.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at May 20, 2024 09:16 PM (aVxMi)

145 ...neighbors.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 20, 2024 09:11 PM (2QA3G)

NeighBAHS!!!

/arnold

~~~

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 20, 2024 09:17 PM (e6UQI)

146 Victoria Principal has a day? Sign me up!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 20, 2024 09:18 PM (v6JzV)

147 136 Various neighbours are shooting off their Victoria Day fireworks.
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 20, 2024 09:10 PM (ZdexC)

Pretty colours?

Posted by: Anglophile Arthur at May 20, 2024 09:18 PM (V5BDR)

148
He signed them at the end of the show.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner

=========

Mmmyeah, well.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at May 20, 2024 09:18 PM (T3es0)

149 Various neighbours are shooting off their Victoria Day fireworks.
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 20, 2024 09:10 PM (ZdexC)

Pretty colours?
Posted by: Anglophile Arthur

Yes. Down by the City Centre.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 20, 2024 09:21 PM (2QA3G)

150 Dating?? In this economy?

Funny thing I heard today.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2024 09:22 PM (RUMEY)

151 150 Dating?? In this economy?

Funny thing I heard today.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Heh.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 20, 2024 09:25 PM (Qj8ua)

152 Where did everybody go?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 20, 2024 09:26 PM (ZhV+D)

153 152 Where did everybody go?

They heard there’s a party at your place. Expect Hordelings shortly. Hope you have enough booze.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 20, 2024 09:28 PM (v6JzV)

154 I'm right here. I even showered earlier.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2024 09:28 PM (3CVIc)

155 Finally got my wifi / cable and AT&T data plan back up. Now I get to read all the bad news and veg out in front of the TV. Maybe it's not such good news after all.

Posted by: polynikes at May 20, 2024 09:29 PM (0CsDL)

156 So George Clooney's bitch wife pressured the ICC to put an arrest warrant on Bibi.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2024 09:30 PM (3CVIc)

157 146 Victoria Principal has a day? Sign me up!
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 20, 2024 09:18 PM (v6JzV)

The only reason to watch Dallas.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 20, 2024 09:31 PM (8sMut)

158 138
'I wonder how they confirmed it was an original Bob Ross.'

Happy clouds.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at May 20, 2024 09:31 PM (roH4R)

159 This is what sparked Costello's reaction in NY court today:

Brett L. Tolman @tolmanbrett 5h
Judge Merchan is sustaining the prosecutions objections before question is fully asked. It’s so bad the witness (Costello) blurs out “Jeez”. The contrast of how much Judge Merchan let in during Stormy’s and Cohen’s testimony to the handcuffing he is doing to the defense is unreal.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 20, 2024 09:31 PM (ZdexC)

160 147 136 Various neighbours are shooting off their Victoria Day fireworks.
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 20, 2024 09:10 PM (ZdexC)

Pretty colours?
Posted by: Anglophile Arthur at May 20, 2024 09:18 PM (V5BDR)

Cue Rush, “Lakeside Park”

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 20, 2024 09:32 PM (8sMut)

161 136 Various neighbours are shooting off their Victoria Day fireworks.
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 20, 2024 09:10 PM (ZdexC)

So they are waking up the neighbours, eh?

Posted by: Bryan Adams at May 20, 2024 09:33 PM (8sMut)

162 NAACP @NAACP 10h
Michael Brown should be celebrating his 28th birthday today.

We will continue to say his name and fight for justice and accountability.

Sending love to his family and friends. 🖤

Greg Price @greg_price11 5h
Michael Brown robbed swisher sweets from a convenience store, assaulted a police officer, tried to steal his gun, charged at him before being shot and killed, and "Hands up don't shoot" was determined to be a lie by Eric Holder's DOJ.
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Also note the black heart.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 20, 2024 09:34 PM (ZdexC)

163 152 Where did everybody go?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 20, 2024 09:26 PM (ZhV+D)

Is there anybody

OUT THERE

Posted by: Floyd, Pink at May 20, 2024 09:34 PM (8sMut)

164 We don't need no education

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2024 09:35 PM (3CVIc)

165 157 The only reason to watch Dallas.

Yep. That’s the only reason I watched it as a yute.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 20, 2024 09:36 PM (v6JzV)

166 This was the USA response initially to Iranian request for assistance:

https://tinyurl.com/34svdh4v

Posted by: Ciampino - whatever at May 20, 2024 09:37 PM (qfLjt)

167 Some replies to the NAACP:

The 🐰 🕳️ @TheHoleTweet 9h Replying to @NAACP
Robbing a store, 10 minutes later reaching into a police officer's car to grab his gun, and then charging at him, are not good ideas. The way he was already acting, I doubt that he would make it to 28. Stop gaslighting. 🤦

Deon Joseph @ofcrdeonjoseph 8h Replying to @NAACP
Why don’t you all pretend he was shot by another Black person and not give a crap. Stop exploiting dead Black men. Seems like that is the only way we have actual value to you. The truth is, that young man is dead because of his decision to assault a police officer who warned him for jaywalking. It’s tragic, but racism was not a factor here.

Your second sentence should read “We will continue to use your name, likeness and false narrative about what happened to you to keep Black people thinking emotionally instead of objectively, at the bidding of our White progressive donors.”

David Santa Carla 🦇 @TheOnlyDSC 8h Replying to @NAACP
Congratulations on not committing a single crime in 10 years, Mike. Keep it going, brother! 🙏🏻

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 20, 2024 09:37 PM (ZdexC)

168 We don't need no education
Posted by: AlaBAMA
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Lately the lyric, 'Hey, teacher, leave them kids alone!' has taken on a new significance.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 20, 2024 09:37 PM (XeU6L)

169 164 We don't need no education
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2024 09:35 PM (3CVIc)

We don’t need no thought control
No dark sarcasm in the classroom
Teachers leave them kids alone
HEY, TEACHER, LEAVE THOSE KIDS ALONE
All and all you’re just another brick in the wall
(All wrong, do it again!!!)
All and all you’re just another brick in the wall

Posted by: Floyd, Pink at May 20, 2024 09:38 PM (8sMut)

170 The opening credits of Dallas, with VP’s bouncing breasts, was especially…titillating.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 20, 2024 09:38 PM (v6JzV)

171 Damn, no dark sarcasm in the classroom? I’m out of a job! I mean, career (we can’t say “job” anymore).

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 20, 2024 09:39 PM (8sMut)

172 131 Getting a wingsuit for my 70th Birthday. Wish me luck.

Posted by: Cheating Death Every Day at May 20, 2024 09:01 PM (V5BDR)

Try to not be like the first wingsuit guy.

https://tinyurl.com/muhxfrx9

Posted by: Gref at May 20, 2024 09:39 PM (5fDan)

173 166 This was the USA response initially to Iranian request for assistance:

https://tinyurl.com/34svdh4v
Posted by: Ciampino - whatever at May 20, 2024 09:37 PM (qfLjt)

If I were in charge, I’d say “no problem. Put in a request through the embassy.”

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 20, 2024 09:40 PM (8sMut)

174 BLOW UP THE EMBASSY
BLOW UP THE EMBASSY
BLOW UP THE EMBASSY
BLOW UP THE EMBASSY

Posted by: Fesrless Iranians From Hell at May 20, 2024 09:41 PM (8sMut)

175 Zombie Johnnie Cochran defending Scottie Scheffler:

Mark Davis @mdavis8357 May 17
If he's next on the tee, he must be set free.

https://tinyurl.com/mryhae45
photo

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 20, 2024 09:42 PM (ZdexC)

176 Maybe Victoria Day is as big a deal over here now?

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 20, 2024 09:44 PM (8sMut)

177 Mariners win after epic collapse by the Yankees I. The ninth inning!

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 20, 2024 09:45 PM (Mvmps)

178 166 This was the USA response initially to Iranian request for assistance:

https://tinyurl.com/34svdh4v

Posted by: Ciampino - whatever at May 20, 2024 09:37 PM (qfLjt)

If FJB had a hair on his sagging chalk-white ass he'd have replied, "No, we will not assist you. We already have too many hostages held by murderous scumbags who wear towels on their heads and incessantly scream, "Aloha Snackbar!"

Posted by: Gref at May 20, 2024 09:45 PM (5fDan)

179 ICC WAR CRIME!!!
COGAT @cogatonline 18h
Aid continues to flow into Gaza 》》》
🚛 422 humanitarian aid trucks were transferred to Gaza today (May 19).

These trucks entered from the various aid routes we developed:
Ashdod port, Erez crossing, Judea and Samaria, and JLOTS (maritime route).

We will continue expanding our efforts to facilitate aid into the Gaza Strip.

NOT A WAR CRIME:
Israel Defense Forces @IDF 18h
8-year-old Ella Elyakim, and her 15-year-old sister Dafna, were kidnapped from their home in Nahal Oz on October 7 by Hamas terrorists.

For 51 days, they were held hostage, terrorized and exploited by Hamas terrorists. In this video, Ella speaks while looking into the eyes of a terrorist standing behind the camera, being forced to refilm this several times.

128 hostages are still in Gaza. We will not stop operating against Hamas in Gaza until they’re all home.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 20, 2024 09:47 PM (ZdexC)

180 So, I bring up Victoria Principal’s bouncing breasts in the opening credits to Dallas, and now I’ve got the theme to Falcon Crest in my head. Weird.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 20, 2024 09:49 PM (v6JzV)

181 Shorthanded breakaway by the Oilers almost scores!

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 20, 2024 09:51 PM (ZdexC)

182 Scoreless 1st Period.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 20, 2024 09:52 PM (ZdexC)

183 178
If FJB had a hair on his sagging chalk-white ass he'd have replied, "No, we will not assist you. We already have too many hostages held by murderous scumbags who wear towels on their heads and incessantly scream, "Aloha Snackbar!"

Posted by: Gref at May 20, 2024 09:45 PM (5fDan)
----
However one day maybe one of our planes goes off course and crashes in Iran and we'd need help/permission/etc. to go find it.

Posted by: Ciampino - disaster help should never be withheld at May 20, 2024 09:52 PM (qfLjt)

184 180 So, I bring up Victoria Principal’s bouncing breasts in the opening credits to Dallas, and now I’ve got the theme to Falcon Crest in my head. Weird.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

Oh yea. Falcon Crest. I forgot about that 80s era Prime Time soap. Dallas and Dynasty, I actually watched a few episodes. Since my teenage attention span was very short, my viewership never lasted. They were no match for Miami Vice and Magnum PI. I looked up Falcon Crest to see what the general plot line was. Set in Napa Valley. Rich wine people do DRAMATIC things. Meh.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 20, 2024 09:54 PM (sAmhv)

185 184 Jane Wyman was cute in Falcon Crest.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 20, 2024 09:58 PM (v6JzV)

186 183 178
If FJB had a hair on his sagging chalk-white ass he'd have replied, "No, we will not assist you. We already have too many hostages held by murderous scumbags who wear towels on their heads and incessantly scream, "Aloha Snackbar!"

Posted by: Gref at May 20, 2024 09:45 PM (5fDan)
----
However one day maybe one of our planes goes off course and crashes in Iran and we'd need help/permission/etc. to go find it.

Posted by: Ciampino - disaster help should never be withheld at May 20, 2024 09:52 PM (qfLjt)

I seriously doubt the Ayatollahs and their IRGC thugs play by The Golden Rule.

Posted by: Gref at May 20, 2024 10:00 PM (5fDan)

187 U nas yest’ nud.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 20, 2024 10:01 PM (v6JzV)

188 185 184 Jane Wyman was cute in Falcon Crest.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 20, 2024 09:58 PM (v6JzV)

She was old as dirt. One thing I remember well (my parents and sisters loved these damn things) was my parents telling me out of nowhere that Jane Wyman was Reagan’s first wife.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 20, 2024 10:02 PM (8sMut)

189 187 U nas yest’ nud.
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What's that, Bulgaroctonus! CBD's fallen down the well??!!

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 20, 2024 10:03 PM (ZdexC)

190 180 So, I bring up Victoria Principal’s bouncing breasts in the opening credits to Dallas, and now I’ve got the theme to Falcon Crest in my head. Weird.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 20, 2024 09:49 PM (v6JzV)

I’m thinking more about how well Victoria Principal could fill out a pair of jeans. : o )

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 20, 2024 10:05 PM (8sMut)

191 Spring Heel Jacks watching

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at May 21, 2024 04:42 PM (wGqjj)

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