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Posted by: Skip at May 26, 2024 02:01 PM (Sa59U) 2
No internet again, and you have problems.
As I know a little about locks, does seem lately new versions are coming out rapidly, some better not always. Baldwin are good locks, possibly not installed correctly? Posted by: Skip at May 26, 2024 02:03 PM (fwDg9) 3
You need to just move.
Posted by: Java Joe at May 26, 2024 02:03 PM (Rt2g7) 4
Insure it first. That's what we always did.
Posted by: Kindlto at May 26, 2024 02:04 PM (D7oie) 5
also, I was unware that Baldwin made both pianos and deadbolts.
MAYBE IT IS OK BECAUSE THEY ARE BOTH RELIANT ON KEYS Posted by: Kindlto at May 26, 2024 02:05 PM (D7oie) 6
Remember, screws go in, screws go out. Start by hand to make sure not cross threaded
Posted by: Skip at May 26, 2024 02:05 PM (fwDg9) 7
Baldwin are good locks, possibly not installed correctly?
Posted by: Skip at May 26, 2024 02:03 PM (fwDg9) It is at least 15 years old and saw heavy use. Maybe it just wore out... Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 26, 2024 02:05 PM (DVOA9) 8
Pic almost looks like a gun barrel.
Posted by: davidt at May 26, 2024 02:05 PM (SYTee) 9
typos are normal, but usually not in the name field
Posted by: Kindltot at May 26, 2024 02:06 PM (D7oie) 10
What you need is an internet-activated Smart(tm) lock, yeah, that's the ticket. . .
Posted by: Lizzy at May 26, 2024 02:07 PM (cCVOS) 11
I assume that the old faceplaste was square, and what we see is just the remnants of that imprint.
See? It you were next door we would have simply milled a square plate from the brass that I have around, bored a hole, polished, and voila! But, no, you have to live a fur, fur piece away... Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 26, 2024 02:08 PM (XeU6L) Posted by: Joey Bidet, Crack SBD Pilot at May 26, 2024 02:08 PM (a2NRl) 13
I've got an entire entry door to the detached garage/shop that needs to be replaced.
You got off easy. Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 26, 2024 02:08 PM (Q4IgG) 14
Just don't let your Baldwin handle firearms
Posted by: Skip at May 26, 2024 02:09 PM (fwDg9) 15
Maybe I'll just burn the house down and start over...
Hey Bud, you need a new house to go with this doorknob!! Posted by: Daffy Duck, Ace Novelty Co, Walla Walla, WA at May 26, 2024 02:09 PM (/HDaX) 16
Time to sell.
Posted by: Always the default answer at May 26, 2024 02:10 PM (dg+HA) 17
I have seen locks very old that work still
Posted by: Skip at May 26, 2024 02:10 PM (fwDg9) 18
Replace the door? Maybe replace the entire front porch?
Hey, bub! You need a house to go with this doorknob! Posted by: D. Duck, The Stupor Salesman at May 26, 2024 02:10 PM (0eaVi) Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at May 26, 2024 02:10 PM (2QA3G) 20
I should take a picture of my truck bed and all the stuff that goes back into the box
Posted by: Skip at May 26, 2024 02:11 PM (fwDg9) 21
Maybe you get some squatters to replace the lock and paint the door. Hell, I bet they’d even get some duplicate keys made for you. But they may have to stay overnight to finish the job properly Mon.
Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at May 26, 2024 02:12 PM (gjCKZ) 22
I have a first world problem.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 26, 2024 02:12 PM (3OazS) 23
15, 18 Woo hoo, woo hoo!
Posted by: D. Duck, The Stupor Salesman at May 26, 2024 02:13 PM (0eaVi) 24
7 Baldwin are good locks, possibly not installed correctly?
Posted by: Skip at May 26, 2024 02:03 PM (fwDg9) It is at least 15 years old and saw heavy use. Maybe it just wore out... Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo --------- At Ebay or Etsy and at some Habitat for Humanity ReStores (the ones not run by semi corporate ngo types), often have all sorts of goodies like lock faceplates or even entire lock sets salvaged from homes. Sort of a random walk at Ebay/Etsy for such things. Some Habitat stores accept old house fixtures (usually among other things) while others do not. Posted by: whig at May 26, 2024 02:13 PM (PkS4e) 25
You should have saved the face plate and simply replaced the key cylinder. They are standard sizes and threads.
Posted by: Jamaica at May 26, 2024 02:15 PM (IG7T0) 26
We have vinyl balusters on our fake wood deck and some need replacing.
The guy who built it more than 20 years ago is some guy out in Lancaster. Where the heck do we find matching? Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 26, 2024 02:16 PM (3OazS) 27
25 You should have saved the face plate and simply replaced the key cylinder. They are standard sizes and threads.
Posted by: Jamaica at May 26, 2024 02:15 PM (IG7T0) You sayin' CBD shoulda saved face? Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 26, 2024 02:16 PM (ynpvh) 28
My first world problem. I bought this house from the builder. He used a lot of composite material for things like the deck and front porch.
Living in a coastal area is tough on wood so the composite stuff is nice in that respect but the stuff is a magnet for dirt and mildew. Every year I have to wash scrub the stuff. I did discover a cleaning solution called 30 Second Outdoor Cleaner. Stuff is magic. Posted by: JackStraw at May 26, 2024 02:17 PM (LkLld) 29
Same thing happened when we replaced our thermostat.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 26, 2024 02:18 PM (RIvkX) Posted by: Kindltot at May 26, 2024 02:18 PM (D7oie) 31
Kinda. One of my jobs as a NYC carpenter is installing commercial door hardware. Carpe diem means "make it work"
Posted by: Jamaica at May 26, 2024 02:19 PM (IG7T0) 32
This is a timely topic. A friend has bought a $$$ door that has a super-safety cylinder/lock that will break into pieces and lock the door (like a vault, I picture it) if the lock is drilled by someone attempting illicit access. Which ... yay! But then you're locked in, or locked out, wherever you were. !!!
Posted by: m at May 26, 2024 02:19 PM (hyRRf) 33
14 Just don't let your Baldwin handle firearms
Posted by: Skip at May 26, 2024 02:09 PM (fwDg9) ; ) Posted by: m at May 26, 2024 02:21 PM (hyRRf) 34
>>>I did discover a cleaning solution called 30 Second Outdoor Cleaner. Stuff is magic.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 26, 2024 02:17 PM (LkLld +++++++ Thanks, I saw that at my local hardware store and was going to try it clean my deck. I give it a try. Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at May 26, 2024 02:21 PM (gjCKZ) 35
I was testing a lock which opens with a fingerprint, and trying to see how many fingerprints I could store. I've been able to store 10 fingerprints without issue.
Because that's all I had on hand. Posted by: Groan at May 26, 2024 02:22 PM (dg+HA) 36
Oh, now I get it
Posted by: Jamaica at May 26, 2024 02:23 PM (IG7T0) 37
>>Thanks, I saw that at my local hardware store and was going to try it clean my deck. I give it a try.
I was dubious but it really works well. Posted by: JackStraw at May 26, 2024 02:23 PM (LkLld) 38
I advocate leaving it for now and seeing what happens
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 26, 2024 02:24 PM (ACREu) 39
> 30 Second Outdoor Cleaner
------------ Can relate. Use it on our wood deck, vinyl siding and ceiling under the covered porch. Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 26, 2024 02:25 PM (Q4IgG) 40
Maybe I'll just burn the house down and start over...
Posted by: CBD I see you have adopted the Tonypete School of Philosophy. You have done well Grasshopper. Posted by: Tonypete at May 26, 2024 02:26 PM (WXNFJ) 41
My GF had a deck on the south side of her house and she wanted to clean it up and stain it.
I got the wonderful idea to use a mop to apply the stain, to get it on evenly and not be on my hands and knees all day. So, I was unaware that some mops are made out of cheap cotton strings, and this of course is the single-use mop I bought to apply stain to a grey weather worn deck. It worked very well, but it left tiny little tufts of stain soaked cotton on every little crack and corner of the decking, and generally looked like there had been a frost in the middle of May. She merely let me know about it until it all wore away after a couple of years. Posted by: Kindltot at May 26, 2024 02:26 PM (D7oie) 42
Helpful hint
It helps every so often to lube the lock inside, spray straw or couple drops on key the use key to lock and unlock a few times Posted by: Skip at May 26, 2024 02:27 PM (fwDg9) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 26, 2024 02:28 PM (MoZTd) 44
Carpe diem means "make it work"
Posted by: Jamaica at May 26, 2024 02:19 PM (IG7T0) I thought it meant a carp a day keeps the doctor away. Posted by: JT at May 26, 2024 02:29 PM (T4tVD) 45
Woo hoo, woo hoo!
Posted by: D. Duck, The Stupor Salesman at May 26, 2024 02:13 PM (0eaVi) Peels back feathers to reveal bulletproof vest... Posted by: Daffy Duck, Ace Novelty Co, Walla Walla, WA at May 26, 2024 02:29 PM (/HDaX) 46
Actually, Norm the proper term is "escutcheon."
Posted by: Cliff Clavin at May 26, 2024 02:29 PM (dg+HA) 47
I was testing a lock which opens with a fingerprint, and trying to see how many fingerprints I could store. I've been able to store 10 fingerprints without issue.
Because that's all I had on hand. Posted by: Groan at May 26, 2024 02:22 PM (dg+HA) - And the wrist is history. Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 26, 2024 02:30 PM (5eP0x) 48
Superzilla is good stuff.
Posted by: Jamaica at May 26, 2024 02:30 PM (IG7T0) 49
I thought it meant a carp a day keeps the doctor away.
Posted by: JT at May 26, 2024 02:29 PM (T4tVD) - Who's you fishician? Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 26, 2024 02:32 PM (5eP0x) 50
Actually, Norm the proper term is "escutcheon."
Posted by: Cliff Clavin at May 26, 2024 02:29 PM (dg+HA) Gesundheidt ! Posted by: JT at May 26, 2024 02:32 PM (T4tVD) 51
My FWP -- the newish handle broke off my old (Dad Era) manual hedge trimmers. I'm going to get a new wooden handle instead of new trimmers because they don't make tools like they useta.
Posted by: All Hail Eris at May 26, 2024 02:32 PM (FkUwd) 52
Try explaining escutcheon to illiterate ilegals
Posted by: Jamaica at May 26, 2024 02:33 PM (IG7T0) 53
Hadrian trade the dogs for cats
Posted by: Skip at May 26, 2024 02:34 PM (fwDg9) Posted by: Tonypete at May 26, 2024 02:35 PM (WXNFJ) 55
Living in a coastal area is tough on wood so the composite stuff is nice in that respect but the stuff is a magnet for dirt and mildew. Every year I have to wash scrub the stuff.
I did discover a cleaning solution called 30 Second Outdoor Cleaner. Stuff is magic. Posted by: JackStraw -------- Laundry detergent or Dawn (a bit pricey) work for composite materials if you have plants nearby. Bleach based cleaners can also work if you don't care about the surroundings when using them. Posted by: whig at May 26, 2024 02:35 PM (PkS4e) 56
Hadrian trade the dogs for cats Posted by: Skip at May 26, 2024 02:34 PM (fwDg9) __________ We'd like having a cat, but if we have house dogs there's a problem. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 26, 2024 02:37 PM (MoZTd) Posted by: polynikes at May 26, 2024 02:37 PM (SHMXB) 58
For some reason Siri doesn't help with my spelling all the time
Posted by: Jamaica at May 26, 2024 02:37 PM (IG7T0) 59
Polynikes, I loved that show just for the humor, but Texans have told me it's practically a documentary.
Posted by: All Hail Eris at May 26, 2024 02:39 PM (FkUwd) 60
Today door hardware is available in a wide array of finishes including Flat Black, Nickel, Chrome, Brass, Antique Brass, Brushed Aluminum, Copper, and Antique Copper just to name a few.
You're welcome. Posted by: The Patriarchy at May 26, 2024 02:39 PM (dg+HA) 61
That'll buff out I'm sure.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 26, 2024 02:40 PM (kxfi3) 62
Are terriers any better at chasing mice?
Posted by: Skip at May 26, 2024 02:41 PM (fwDg9) 63
42 Helpful hint
It helps every so often to lube the lock inside, spray straw or couple drops on key the use key to lock and unlock a few times Posted by: Skip =========== Powder graphite or graphite suspended in a fast drying solvent is normally recommended for lock sets and I'd imagine powdered moly might work too and perhaps longer but nastier to clean up. Graphite is a mild abrasive so over time it will actually act more as a polish to internal parts without causing disfunction. Regular oil can attract crap such as ordinary house dust/dander as well as pollen, etc. and actually degrade the lock function over time. The worst of that are something like WD 40 which has waxy compounds that harden inside the lock. WD 40 ain't designed as a lubricant and is only semi useful as a penetrating oil. Best use is to displace water from items so they don't rust or corrode. Posted by: whig at May 26, 2024 02:41 PM (PkS4e) 64
47 I was testing a lock which opens with a fingerprint, and trying to see how many fingerprints I could store. I've been able to store 10 fingerprints without issue.
Because that's all I had on hand. Posted by: Groan at May 26, 2024 02:22 PM (dg+HA) - And the wrist is history. Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 26, 2024 02:30 PM (5eP0x) Heh. Didn't try your toes, eh? Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 26, 2024 02:41 PM (ynpvh) 65
61 That'll buff out I'm sure.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 26, 2024 02:40 PM (kxfi3) You should put some ice on that. Posted by: m at May 26, 2024 02:41 PM (hyRRf) 66
Polynikes, I loved that show just for the humor, but Texans have told me it's practically a documentary.
Posted by: All Hail Eris at May 26, 2024 02:39 PM (FkUwd) It is I tell you what. The thing I noticed about it is that it has an episode covering whatever the horde is discussing. The current household locks ,doors , etc discussion is a softball. Hank talks about his house in almost every episode. Posted by: polynikes at May 26, 2024 02:42 PM (SHMXB) 67
41 I was unaware that some mops are made out of cheap cotton strings, and this of course is the single-use mop I bought to apply stain to a grey weather worn deck. It worked very well, but it left tiny little tufts of stain soaked cotton on every little crack and corner of the decking, and generally looked like there had been a frost in the middle of May.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 26, 2024 02:26 PM (D7oie) hahahaha Posted by: m at May 26, 2024 02:43 PM (hyRRf) 68
OT (I hope that's ok)
Afternoon' Up too early but I'm off tonight. Going to church a little later. I'll watch the Monaco GP, Indy 500, and Coca Cola 600 when I get back. Thunderstorms hit Indy today so that may get bumped till tomorrow. Sad news about that golfer that died at the PGA event in Ft Worth. He committed suicide. Very sad. He had known issues with depression, so it's not a surprise. Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 26, 2024 02:43 PM (sAmhv) 69
We'd like having a cat, but if we have house dogs there's a problem.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 26, 2024 02:37 PM (MoZTd) One of my greatest memories growing up is having a cat /dog household. Posted by: polynikes at May 26, 2024 02:44 PM (SHMXB) 70
An odd FWP. We leased out Delilah's sister Dot to breeders in California so they could get a litter out of her. She's been there for three years and she's never taken, naturally, inseminated or surgically implanted. We agreed with the breeders that she should come home. Her Majesty was to pick her up in Washington at our National Specialty. We got a call this week. While they were away at shows in New Mexico, Dot had an oops breeding, luckily to a Borzoi. So she can't come back here until they know she's not pregnant. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 26, 2024 02:44 PM (MoZTd) 71
No, I need my FWP addressed first!
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 26, 2024 02:45 PM (3OazS) 72
It is at least 15 years old and saw heavy use. Maybe it just wore out... Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo Operator error? Posted by: nurse ratched at May 26, 2024 02:45 PM (gz4ta) 73
68 OT (I hope that's ok)
Afternoon' Up too early but I'm off tonight. Going to church a little later. I'll watch the Monaco GP, Indy 500, and Coca Cola 600 when I get back. Thunderstorms hit Indy today so that may get bumped till tomorrow. Sad news about that golfer that died at the PGA event in Ft Worth. He committed suicide. Very sad. He had known issues with depression, so it's not a surprise. Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 26, 2024 02:43 PM (sAmhv) Grayson Murray. He was only 30. Posted by: m at May 26, 2024 02:45 PM (hyRRf) 74
Are terriers any better at chasing mice? Posted by: Skip at May 26, 2024 02:41 PM (fwDg9) __________ A terrier would be great. Unfortunately you have to put up with the other terrier characteristics. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 26, 2024 02:46 PM (MoZTd) 75
I was unaware that some mops are made out of cheap cotton strings, and this of course is the single-use mop I bought to apply stain to a grey weather worn deck. It worked very well, but it left tiny little tufts of stain soaked cotton on every little crack and corner of the decking, and generally looked like there had been a frost in the middle of May.
Posted by: Kindltot ======= Had that problem with some store bought oil finishing pads for wood working. Went back to clothing rags. Posted by: whig at May 26, 2024 02:46 PM (PkS4e) 76
So she can't come back here until they know she's not pregnant.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 26, 2024 02:44 PM (MoZTd) Goodness! So are you hoping she is or she isnt? Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 26, 2024 02:46 PM (3OazS) 77
So are you hoping she is or she isnt? Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion ___________ Isn't. She's nearly 9 and unless the delivery is a C section it could kill her. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 26, 2024 02:48 PM (MoZTd) 78
A terrier would be great. Unfortunately you have to put up with the other terrier characteristics.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh Maybe there's some kind of terrier loan program ? Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 26, 2024 02:48 PM (3OazS) 79
Years ago I went to update the antique brass doorknobs in my house with oil-rubbed bronze ones, only to find that Schlage had discontinued the locks that worked from both outside and inside. The locks these days allow you to exit the house via a locked door without having to unlock the door first. And if you don’t notice the door was locked and forget to take a key with you, you’ll find yourself locked out of the house. Why? Government regulation via fire codes. Apparently having to unlock a door is too much to escape a fire for some people so these user-unfriendly locks are all you can get.
Thankfully the locking mechanism is interchangeable so I was able to preserve my old locks and swap them into new doorknobs. You can pry these locks from my crispy dead hands. Posted by: Caiwyn at May 26, 2024 02:49 PM (nYo1n) 80
No, I need my FWP addressed first!
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 26, 2024 02:45 PM (3OazS) Hello, Vmom's FWP! Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 26, 2024 02:49 PM (0eaVi) 81
Isn't. She's nearly 9 and unless the delivery is a C section it could kill her.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh In that case I will pray to St Francis for her Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 26, 2024 02:49 PM (3OazS) Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 26, 2024 02:49 PM (3OazS) 83
Part numbers. I feel your pain.
Posted by: LenNeal at May 26, 2024 02:50 PM (43xH1) 84
79 Years ago I went to update the antique brass doorknobs in my house with oil-rubbed bronze ones, only to find that Schlage had discontinued the locks that worked from both outside and inside. The locks these days allow you to exit the house via a locked door without having to unlock the door first. And if you don’t notice the door was locked and forget to take a key with you, you’ll find yourself locked out of the house. Why? Government regulation via fire codes. Apparently having to unlock a door is too much to escape a fire for some people so these user-unfriendly locks are all you can get.
Thankfully the locking mechanism is interchangeable so I was able to preserve my old locks and swap them into new doorknobs. You can pry these locks from my crispy dead hands. Posted by: Caiwyn ======== Was not aware. Thanks for that. Posted by: whig at May 26, 2024 02:51 PM (PkS4e) 85
It does seem from Cafe videos, a cat dog mix works if one is older and the other a kitten or puppy
Posted by: Skip at May 26, 2024 02:52 PM (fwDg9) 86
This morning I went through the Swamp Of Despair trying to purchase a decent Rockwell 72 3 square file, ended up on Ebay buying a real NOS Swiss for USD$16.
There are no files being made in the West anymore. Posted by: LenNeal at May 26, 2024 02:53 PM (43xH1) 87
“ A terrier would be great. Unfortunately you have to put up with the other terrier characteristics.”
I miss my GSD greatly. So I went to see a few K9’s at the kennel just to give them some love. New pants are very expensive. Let’s leave it at that. Posted by: Marcus T at May 26, 2024 02:53 PM (UYQsm) 88
it left tiny little tufts of stain soaked cotton on every little crack and corner of the decking, and generally looked like there had been a frost in the middle of May.
Posted by: Kindltot You didn't immediately think of fire to get rid of the cotton tuffs? Where is your man card! Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 26, 2024 02:54 PM (kxfi3) 89
I've had luck at Amazon, just typing in a parts # for hinges for 25-year-old kitchen cabinets.
Posted by: Wenda at May 26, 2024 02:55 PM (6oyA/) 90
I wanted a 2 file, 3 square, not anything exotic, to end up on machinist forums with guys telling me Unobtanium.
Posted by: LenNeal at May 26, 2024 02:56 PM (43xH1) 91
Earlier this morning a large Black Dog, which I know, trotted past me on the sidewalk. He ignored me.
Posted by: LenNeal at May 26, 2024 02:57 PM (43xH1) 92
86 This morning I went through the Swamp Of Despair trying to purchase a decent Rockwell 72 3 square file, ended up on Ebay buying a real NOS Swiss for USD$16.
There are no files being made in the West anymore. Posted by: LenNeal at May 26, 2024 02:53 PM (43xH1) Swiss = West Or am I missing something? Posted by: m at May 26, 2024 02:58 PM (hyRRf) 93
We were a dog/cat household growing up (also birds/fish/snakes/toads) and I've found that the canines and felines will sort out the dynamic on their own. The cats will display the same disdain for dogs as they do humans, and dogs will assume the cats love their doggish chaotic charm like humans do (they don't). There will be snits and fur storms, but they settle down. Just show lots of affection evenly, because they watch and measure pets and scritches.
Posted by: All Hail Eris at May 26, 2024 02:58 PM (FkUwd) Posted by: LenNeal at May 26, 2024 02:59 PM (43xH1) 95
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' a large Black Dog, ..., trotted past me on the sidewalk. He ignored me. Are you superstitious? Posted by: Dr. Claw at May 26, 2024 03:00 PM (roH4R) 96
80 No, I need my FWP addressed first!
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 26, 2024 02:45 PM (3OazS) Hello, Vmom's FWP! Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 26, 2024 02:49 PM (0eaVi) hahahaha Posted by: m at May 26, 2024 03:00 PM (hyRRf) 97
typos are normal, but usually not in the name field
Posted by: Kindltot at May 26, 2024 02:06 PM (D7oie) ----------- You can base a whole comedy routine on it! Posted by: Spike Milligna at May 26, 2024 03:01 PM (mUnoX) 98
91 Earlier this morning a large Black Dog, which I know, trotted past me on the sidewalk. He ignored me.
Posted by: LenNeal at May 26, 2024 02:57 PM (43xH1) Is that a metaphor? Posted by: m at May 26, 2024 03:01 PM (hyRRf) 99
Earlier this morning a large Black Dog, which I know, trotted past me on the sidewalk. He ignored me.
Posted by: LenNeal at May 26, 2024 02:57 PM (43xH1) Well, maybe the hellhound was after someone else? Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 26, 2024 03:01 PM (0eaVi) 100
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Posted by: m at May 26, 2024 03:01 PM (hyRRf) 101
oops
Posted by: m at May 26, 2024 03:02 PM (hyRRf) 102
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Any file you buy through any retail outlet is Indian or Chinese and most are garbage. To get real hard files you must buy direct at Rolex prices. USD$40 for a 10cm 3 square is not out of line. I paid A LOT for a single Swiss file. One. Posted by: LenNeal at May 26, 2024 03:02 PM (43xH1) 103
Don’t burn the place down until you’ve tried the magic erasure. I’ve seen it work wonders on a tv commercial.
Posted by: 4thewin at May 26, 2024 03:03 PM (37cEZ) 104
Panic locks. Most modern entry door locks are that way. I have an old Baldwin mortise lock that is 20 y/o and it is a panic lock.
Imagine a panic lock on a door with a closer or spring hinges. Posted by: Jamaica at May 26, 2024 03:03 PM (IG7T0) 105
Large black dog? Can't help you. Now a long cool woman in a black dress on the other hand...
Posted by: The Hollies at May 26, 2024 03:03 PM (dg+HA) 106
What's a meta for?
Posted by: Zuck at May 26, 2024 03:05 PM (dg+HA) 107
What's a meta for?
Posted by: Zuck at May 26, 2024 03:05 PM (dg+HA) ------------ To get to the other side. Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at May 26, 2024 03:06 PM (mUnoX) 108
Internet is slow
Posted by: Skip at May 26, 2024 03:06 PM (fwDg9) 109
The Black Dog... the bane of my walk to the office is dogs. Pit bulls, mostly, that get out and have no handler. I have tales and it's the major reason I carry a pistol.
This dog, I've seen numerous times, it has no interest in me but it will hover like loose dogs do. The Black Dog is a shaggy Germanic mix. He approaches and we talk briefly then he goes on his way. I know where he lives. Posted by: LenNeal at May 26, 2024 03:07 PM (43xH1) 110
Earlier this morning a large Black Dog, which I know, trotted past me on the sidewalk. He ignored me.
Posted by: LenNeal at May 26, 2024 02:57 PM (43xH1) That's depressing. Posted by: mrp at May 26, 2024 03:09 PM (rj6Yv) 111
Sugar-Free Gingerbread Cookies - Add 1/4 cup Erythritol
Had no idea what Erythritol was; it's an artificial sweetener. Use of Artificial sweeteners Harvard Health Edu: HEART HEALTH, Sugar substitutes: New cardiovascular concerns? Another study adds to the suspicion that artificial sweeteners may do more harm than good. January 1, 2023 --- It's always something. Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at May 26, 2024 03:09 PM (NFX2v) Posted by: JT at May 26, 2024 03:09 PM (T4tVD) 113
Loose dogs the worst are loose pit bulls. No training, no dominant person, no nothing. Most are pussycats but there are real killers and do I want to be the victim on a video being thrashed like a rag doll while their 'owner' shrieks helplessly, "Ghost Face Killa! STAAAHP!"
No. Posted by: LenNeal at May 26, 2024 03:11 PM (43xH1) Posted by: LenNeal at May 26, 2024 03:12 PM (43xH1) 115
My FWP are these damn storms. The power came back on earlier, but another round has moved through and now the winds are picking up again. The repairs the crews made earlier are probably for naught.
And more severe weather is forecast tonight. Potentially worse than what we've already had. Weather the last couple weeks has been unhinged. And, no, it's not climate change. Seen it all before. Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 26, 2024 03:14 PM (Q4IgG) 116
Was Indy 500 today or tomorrow?
Posted by: Skip at May 26, 2024 03:14 PM (fwDg9) 117
FWP: 16 pound cat draped over right arm, making it difficult to type.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at May 26, 2024 03:15 PM (mUnoX) 118
The Black Dog is a shaggy Germanic mix.
He approaches and we talk briefly then he goes on his way. I know where he lives. Posted by: LenNeal He sounds adorable If he follows you home you should keep him Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 26, 2024 03:16 PM (3OazS) 119
Can we have the Puck Drop Please ...
Posted by: browndog ready for a scrap at May 26, 2024 03:17 PM (TTAGa) 120
'FURIOSA' Set to Be Box Office's Lowest No. 1 Memorial Day Film in 29 Years...
- I guess Maxless Mad Max is about as appealing as decaffeinated coffee. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 26, 2024 03:17 PM (L/fGl) 121
First World Problem ... Resolved
For some reason - probably "climate change" - our neighborhood has had an explosion of the gopher population. We had one wreaking holy hell in the backyard, where he created a dozen mounds of dirt, all my efforts to catch him coming up unsuccessful. I felt like Bill Murray in Caddyshack. But then yesterday I looked out and saw that none of earlier mounds (which I'd leveled off) had been revived, and lo and behold, I'd finally trapped and killed the SOB. Peace reigned over the valley once again, my blood lust sated. Temporarily, at least. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 26, 2024 03:18 PM (YqDXo) 122
116 Was Indy 500 today or tomorrow?
Posted by: Skip TRACK DRYING UNDERWAY AT INDY; GOING GREEN LATER TODAY Sunday, May 26, 2024 Indianapolis Motor Speedway Still sounds iffy. Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at May 26, 2024 03:19 PM (NFX2v) Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 26, 2024 03:20 PM (L/fGl) 124
I want to see a movie on the big screen this weekend but I don't want other people in the theater with me.
Posted by: All Hail Eris at May 26, 2024 03:20 PM (FkUwd) Posted by: LenNeal at May 26, 2024 03:21 PM (43xH1) 126
104 Panic locks. Most modern entry door locks are that way. I have an old Baldwin mortise lock that is 20 y/o and it is a panic lock.
Imagine a panic lock on a door with a closer or spring hinges. Posted by: Jamaica at May 26, 2024 03:03 PM (IG7T0) Like in schools? Like a fire door? Posted by: m at May 26, 2024 03:21 PM (hyRRf) 127
Peace reigned over the valley once again, my blood lust sated. Temporarily, at least.
---/ Nail his pelt on the fence as a warning to others. Posted by: All Hail Eris at May 26, 2024 03:22 PM (FkUwd) 128
FURIOSA' Set to Be Box Office's Lowest No. 1 Memorial Day Film in 29 Years...
- I guess Maxless Mad Max is about as appealing as decaffeinated coffee. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 26, 2024 03:17 PM (L/fGl) Frankly they should have called the first one Furiosa - Fury Road . Posted by: polynikes at May 26, 2024 03:22 PM (SHMXB) 129
I just watched the opening ceremony of the Florida/NY game. The patriotism on display surprises me a bit.
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Matinee showings at the local. I routinely attend movies with maybe 4 people. With digital projection they run movies while they clean the theater. Posted by: LenNeal at May 26, 2024 03:23 PM (43xH1) 131
Decaf coffee keeps me from killing ALL OF YOU
Posted by: Jamaica at May 26, 2024 03:24 PM (IG7T0) 132
124 I want to see a movie on the big screen this weekend but I don't want other people in the theater with me.
Posted by: All Hail Eris I share the sentiment completely. Posted by: nurse ratched at May 26, 2024 03:24 PM (deAtn) 133
> TRACK DRYING UNDERWAY AT INDY; GOING GREEN LATER TODAY
--------- Unless they've got lights, and it doesn't rain again, they'll never get it in tonight. Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 26, 2024 03:24 PM (Q4IgG) Posted by: All Hail Eris at May 26, 2024 03:25 PM (FkUwd) 135
Jamaica, does the $$$ door lock I described sound familiar to you?
31 One of my jobs as a NYC carpenter is installing commercial door hardware. Posted by: Jamaica at May 26, 2024 02:19 PM (IG7T0) 32 This is a timely topic. A friend has bought a $$$ door that has a super-safety cylinder/lock that will break into pieces and lock the door (like a vault, I picture it) if the lock is drilled by someone attempting illicit access. Which ... yay! But then you're locked in, or locked out, wherever you were. !!! Posted by: m at May 26, 2024 02:19 PM (hyRRf) Posted by: m at May 26, 2024 03:27 PM (hyRRf) 136
119 Failure to post:
CBD here is a solution, Brass lock and door reinforcement plate. https://tinyurl.com/28kf7snr Home Depot has them also, allowing you to view and touch before purchase. Posted by: Braenyard at May 26, 2024 03:27 PM (YdEcD) 137
All Hail Eris!
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 26, 2024 03:27 PM (smiKJ) Posted by: browndog ready for a scrap at May 26, 2024 03:28 PM (TTAGa) 139
My FWP is Speaks With Forked Tongue.
Elizabeth Warren @SenWarren Red Lobster's bankruptcy was caused by endless greed, not endless shrimp. It's the private equity playbook: take over a company, loot the profits, load it up with debt and leave communities, workers, and customers holding the bag. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 26, 2024 03:28 PM (L/fGl) 140
Can't just him walk out of the corner like that.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 26, 2024 03:29 PM (LkLld) 141
Push bars open from the inside by pushing on the bar.
Panic locks are locks that stay locked from the outside but don't need to be unlocked from the inside to exit. Posted by: Jamaica at May 26, 2024 03:29 PM (IG7T0) 142
139 My FWP is Speaks With Forked Tongue.
Elizabeth Warren @SenWarren Red Lobster's bankruptcy was caused by endless greed, not endless shrimp. It's the private equity playbook: take over a company, loot the profits, load it up with debt and leave communities, workers, and customers holding the bag. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 26, 2024 03:28 PM (L/fGl) It's the Tragedy of the Commons. Sort of. Posted by: m at May 26, 2024 03:29 PM (hyRRf) 143
You can buy a 80 inch TV with a surround sound speaker bar and get the movie theater experience all time. It used to be only attainable by the rich but now you can get that set up for the cost of an above ground pool.
Posted by: polynikes at May 26, 2024 03:29 PM (SHMXB) 144
Fire doors are held open by an electromagnet. I am sure someway could be found to do the same for shooters.
Posted by: Jamaica at May 26, 2024 03:30 PM (IG7T0) 145
Red Lobster's bankruptcy was caused by endless greed, not endless shrimp.
It's the private equity playbook: take over a company, loot the profits, load it up with debt and leave communities, workers, and customers holding the bag. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 26, 2024 03:28 PM (L/fGl) Well, she's not completely wrong. Posted by: Mitt at May 26, 2024 03:32 PM (0eaVi) 146
140 Can't just him walk out of the corner like that.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 26, 2024 03:29 PM (LkLld) That's typical Samson ... ***wish he were still with the Sabres*** Posted by: browndog ready for a scrap at May 26, 2024 03:32 PM (TTAGa) 147
CBD here is a solution, Brass lock and door reinforcement plate.
https://tinyurl.com/28kf7snr Home Depot has them also, allowing you to view and touch before purchase. ------------------ Don't know what happened. Made one other post with this solution and two others that appeared to post then upon refresh were not there. ??? Weird. Posted by: Braenyard at May 26, 2024 03:34 PM (YdEcD) 148
Peace reigned over the valley once again, my blood lust sated. Temporarily, at least.
---/ Nail his pelt on the fence as a warning to others. Posted by: All Hail Eris at May 26, 2024 03:22 PM (FkUwd) _______________ A buddy asked if I said a few words over him before consigning him to the Almighty (in the form of a plastic bag in the trash). "Sure. Is 'gotcha' one word or two?" Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 26, 2024 03:34 PM (YqDXo) 149
My FWP is Speaks With Forked Tongue.
Elizabeth Warren @SenWarren Red Lobster's bankruptcy was caused by endless greed, not endless shrimp. It's the private equity playbook: take over a company, loot the profits, load it up with debt and leave communities, workers, and customers holding the bag. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 26, 2024 03:28 PM (L/fGl) She’s mad because they didn’t serve the traditional Native American dish of Crab with tomato mayonnaise dressing. Posted by: polynikes at May 26, 2024 03:34 PM (SHMXB) 150
149 the traditional Native American dish of Crab with tomato mayonnaise dressing
Posted by: polynikes at May 26, 2024 03:34 PM (SHMXB) ; ) Posted by: m at May 26, 2024 03:35 PM (hyRRf) 151
INDY green flag now
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 26, 2024 03:36 PM (63Dwl) 152
105 Large black dog? Can't help you. Now a long cool woman in a black dress on the other hand...
Posted by: The Hollies at May 26, 2024 03:03 PM (dg+HA) ---- It's a trap. It involves FeeBeeI. Posted by: Ciampino - fall in the honey trap at May 26, 2024 03:36 PM (qfLjt) 153
Elizabeth Warren
@SenWarren Red Lobster's bankruptcy was caused by endless greed, not endless shrimp. It's the private equity playbook: take over a company, loot the profits, load it up with debt and leave communities, workers, and customers holding the bag. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 26, 2024 03:28 PM (L/fGl) ________________ All that lovely money being wasted on a private equity company when the Democrats could have spent it wisely on HIGH. SPEED. RAIL. and "climate change" rubbish. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 26, 2024 03:37 PM (YqDXo) 154
141 Push bars open from the inside by pushing on the bar.
Panic locks are locks that stay locked from the outside but don't need to be unlocked from the inside to exit. Posted by: Jamaica at May 26, 2024 03:29 PM (IG7T0) Thanks! Posted by: m at May 26, 2024 03:37 PM (hyRRf) Posted by: browndog ready for a scrap at May 26, 2024 03:37 PM (TTAGa) 156
Yes!
Posted by: JackStraw at May 26, 2024 03:37 PM (LkLld) 157
Push bars open from the inside by pushing on the bar.
Panic locks are locks that stay locked from the outside but don't need to be unlocked from the inside to exit. Posted by: Jamaica at May 26, 2024 03:29 PM (IG7T0) I frequent scene in hundreds of movies. Posted by: polynikes at May 26, 2024 03:38 PM (SHMXB) Posted by: browndog ready for a scrap at May 26, 2024 03:38 PM (TTAGa) 159
Damn radio station playing repeats of the race!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 26, 2024 03:41 PM (63Dwl) 160
> Elizabeth Warren
@SenWarren Red Lobster's bankruptcy was caused by endless greed, not endless shrimp. It's the private equity playbook ------------- She's not completely wrong, sadly. Red Lobster was one of the few franchises that actually owned the property the joints were on. That's what the outfit that bought out RL was interested in... not "endless shrimp." Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 26, 2024 03:43 PM (Q4IgG) 161
Private equity, they hate those words.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 26, 2024 03:43 PM (YdEcD) Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at May 26, 2024 03:44 PM (mUnoX) 163
Got to clean grill then will watch race
Posted by: Skip at May 26, 2024 03:44 PM (fwDg9) 164
She's not completely wrong, sadly.
Red Lobster was one of the few franchises that actually owned the property the joints were on. That's what the outfit that bought out RL was interested in... not "endless shrimp." Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 26, 2024 03:43 PM (Q4IgG) Let that be a lesson to restaurateurs. Never sell out, it will kill your business. Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 26, 2024 03:45 PM (0eaVi) 165
Off Topic:
Biden is the first overtly evil president. Posted by: uniparty Raping and Mutilating the Children They Do Not Kill at May 26, 2024 03:45 PM (gxokI) 166
Got to clean grill then will watch race
Posted by: Skip at May 26, 2024 03:44 PM (fwDg9) ---------- "Drive real fast. Keep turning left." Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at May 26, 2024 03:45 PM (mUnoX) 167
Probably willowed:
116 Was Indy 500 today or tomorrow? Posted by: Skip Today, maybe. Website says 4:44 start time. We'll see. Kyle Larson won't be doing the 'double' though. He was going to race the Indy 500 and the Coca Cola 600. Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 26, 2024 03:47 PM (sAmhv) 168
I posted this earlier. Iron Butterfly founding member and lead singer Doug Ingle dies at 78
https://mol.im/a/13460929 RIP Doug, hope you made it to In-A-Gada-Da-Vida. Posted by: Ciampino - I hope he took his keyboard with at May 26, 2024 03:49 PM (qfLjt) 169
She’s wrong to frame it as greed. It’s capitalism which she hates .
Capitalism’s greatest vice is the unequal sharing of blessings. Socialism’s greatest virtue is the equal sharing of misery. Warren wants everyone to be miserable. Of course except for her and her cohorts. Posted by: polynikes at May 26, 2024 03:50 PM (SHMXB) 170
Great save.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 26, 2024 03:54 PM (LkLld) 171
So long as Chester can is in net, the rangers have the advantage.
Posted by: Jamaica at May 26, 2024 03:55 PM (IG7T0) 172
Sorry OT...
Judge Merchan has yet to release the public version of jury instructions, however he previously decided last week that the jurors do not need to agree on a predicate crime in order to fund President Trump guilty of trying to hide one. That's a Banana Republic Problem. Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 26, 2024 03:55 PM (cOq4q) 173
Maybe I'll just burn the house down and start over...
Posted by CBD at 02:00 PM Comments I have thot that my last 2 moves. Posted by: rhennigantx at May 26, 2024 03:57 PM (ENQN6) Posted by: browndog growls at Gojira at May 26, 2024 03:58 PM (TTAGa) Posted by: Paul's Pustules at May 26, 2024 03:58 PM (QXMCO) 176
Miller is not having a good game.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 26, 2024 03:59 PM (LkLld) 177
Maybe I'll just burn the house down and start over...
Posted by CBD at 02:00 PM Comments *Breaks out wennies' and marshmallows and whiskey and straightens out a few coathangers* You want to cook or pour? Posted by: rhennigantx at May 26, 2024 04:00 PM (ENQN6) 178
Didn't start yet
Posted by: Skip at May 26, 2024 04:01 PM (fwDg9) 179
NOOD Ribs!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 26, 2024 04:01 PM (kxfi3) 180
This period is crazy …
Posted by: browndog growls at Gojira at May 26, 2024 04:04 PM (TTAGa) 181
172 Sorry OT...
Judge Merchan has yet to release the public version of jury instructions, however he previously decided last week that the jurors do not need to agree on a predicate crime in order to fund President Trump guilty of trying to hide one. That's a Banana Republic Problem. Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher -------------------------------------------- What crime is the prosecution charging? Posted by: Braenyard at May 26, 2024 04:06 PM (YdEcD) Posted by: browndog growls at Gojira at May 26, 2024 04:08 PM (TTAGa) 183
Here's a thought, maybe stay out of the box.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 26, 2024 04:09 PM (LkLld) 184
Here's a thought, maybe stay out of the box.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 26, 2024 04:09 PM (LkLld) Then, let's not have any more failures to communicate. Posted by: The Captain at May 26, 2024 04:11 PM (0eaVi) 185
There aren't any first world problems that can't be overcome when you have a hammer, a pry-bar, a come-along and a torch.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 26, 2024 04:21 PM (3hI7Q) 186
You can buy a 80 inch TV with a surround sound speaker bar and get the movie theater experience all time. It used to be only attainable by the rich but now you can get that set up for the cost of an above ground pool.
Posted by: polynikes at May 26, 2024 03:29 PM (SHMXB) Not even close. A 60 foot screen and 48 channel Dolby Atmos beats any home system. And this coming from someone who built a movie theater in our basement in the mid 70's with a screen and seats that came out of an old theater. Two rows of seats as well. I even constructed the folded horn subwoofers and associated electronics for Sensurround to show Earthquake and Rollercoaster. Stereo with surrounds. My present living room system is very large screen, 400 watts of audio power with JBL studio monitor speakers and a 2 400 watt subwoofers. But, you are still looking AT the screen. You aren't enveloped in it. I compare it to watching a big movie in a properly equipped theater, and seeing the same movie in a drive-in. Same move, but two different impressions. Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy now with twice the crazy at May 26, 2024 04:27 PM (iODuv) 187
What crime is the prosecution charging?
Posted by: Braenyard Apparently trying to hide a 'crime'. It is that 'crime' that they won't reveal and judge has basically told them that whether the 'crime' is really a crime or not is none of their concern. Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 26, 2024 04:27 PM (cOq4q) 188
I had two exterior doors changed out. The lock sets were different so I figured out how to change the tumblers to make them match the old ones. Wasn't too difficult.
The true first world problem is the dissolving wood that doors are made out of these days. Our exterior doors only lasted 15 years. The basement door need replacement, but it will wait. Posted by: DYI Repairman at May 27, 2024 06:51 AM (HNXEw) 189
Decided to go back to cake shave soap, brush, etc. Got soap and ramkin from Vintage Soaps, an America loving company. Ordered brush and brush stand from Amazon...brush is too tall for stand and to wide for the holder slot.
And I can't grow a beard to save my life, plus CPAP machines don't like them. Take that one! Posted by: Dale Sigler at May 28, 2024 02:40 PM (lBBcD) Processing 0.03, elapsed 0.0403 seconds. |
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