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aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com CBD: cbd at cutjibnewsletter.com Buck: buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com joe mannix: mannix2024 at proton.me MisHum: petmorons at gee mail.com J.J. Sefton: sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com | Quick HitsAn early quick hits, because we've got some funny videos that can't wait. Even Democrats have to admit that Michael Cohen "sh*t the bed."Blanche's questioning zeroed in on Cohen's plea deal in 2018 for campaign finance violations and tax evasion. Cohen admitted that prosecutors threatened to bring an 80-page indictment against his wife if he did not accept the plea deal within 48 hours; contradicting previous testimony that he had not been pressured or induced to accept the deal. " That was a lie?" Blanche asked, to which Cohen eventually responded, "That was not true, correct... that was a lie." Blanche also suggested that Cohen had lied to the judge in the hope of receiving a shorter sentence for his cooperation. The defense's line of questioning grew increasingly aggressive, particularly over a key phone call in 2016. Cohen claimed the call was made to discuss the Stormy Daniels matter with Trump. However, text messages presented to the court showed Cohen had texted Trump's bodyguard, Keith Schiller, for advice on dealing with prank calls from a teenager. "That was a lie," Mr. Blanche told Cohen." You were actually talking to Mr. Schiller that you were getting harassing phone calls from a 14-year-old...That. Was. A. Lie. You did not talk to President Trump," Blanche added. In dealing with the teenager, Cohen also seemingly threatened the 14-year-old who texted Cohen, "Please don't do this." With Cohen responding, "Please have your parent or guardian contact me, before Secret Service reaches out to them." "That was a lie," Blanche declared, accusing Cohen of lying about the nature of the call. "You did not talk to President Trump." Cohen insisted that the brief conversation with Trump did touch on the Stormy Daniels issue. However, the defense's strategy focused on portraying Cohen as a vengeful ex-employee seeking to harm Trump. They played excerpts from Cohen's podcast, where he expressed his joy at Trump's indictment and his hope that Trump would go to prison. "I truly f***ing hope he goes to prison," Cohen was recorded saying, emphasizing his personal vendetta. The defense also brought up Cohen's disappointment at not being offered a White House job, suggesting this was another motive for his cooperation with prosecutors. Cohen maintained that he had no shame in being Trump's personal attorney and had always been clear about his intentions. "I could monetize that -- which I did," he stated.So "Mr. Fixer" isn't going to be on Bravo, then? Anderson Cooper melted down on CNN at how "devastating" Cohen's obvious lies were for his credibility, and said that if he were a juror, he would just think that Cohen was "making it up as he goes along." Elon Musk shows off his big huge rocket. Of course: Gender transition surgery doesn't decrease suicide attempts. Rather, in increases those attempts by 1,200% (12x as likely). But we're good people for indoctrinating children to cultivate mental illness, disfigurement, and suicide, right? Right, we're Very Good People. Some months ago a video went viral. The video showed a college professor employing the Socratic method to ask why a student was asserting that J.K. Rowling was a dangerous homophobe. The teacher just asked what actual facts the student had seen to establish this, eventually leading the student to the conclusion that really, he was just going by what "everyone says" on Twitter. He showed great skill in teaching critical thinking. And common sense. So of course the f*cking leftwing school fired him, also telling him that he was not to talk about the firing, with the hint that his severance package will be reduced or zeroed out if he did talk about it. Not. Another. Dime. If these schools aren't for all Americans -- and they're not, they're only for a cadre of lunatics and violent revolutionaries -- the taxpayers should not be compelled at gunpoint to fund them. House Republican: Biden has signed an illegal executive order to "weaponize" the federal government into a turn-out machine for the Democrat Party.
This is a horror show of social embarrassment.
Is princess not getting enough attention today? Cough cough cough C****NT Hilarious: Comments(Jump to bottom of comments)1
FIRST!!
Posted by: SturmToddler at May 17, 2024 01:30 PM (UCRjB) Posted by: Hillary Clinton at May 17, 2024 01:30 PM (5hfjS) 3
SPONGE!!!
Posted by: SturmToddler at May 17, 2024 01:30 PM (UCRjB) 4
ok i'll get the otters
Posted by: SturmToddler at May 17, 2024 01:31 PM (UCRjB) 5
Primo
Posted by: paolo at May 17, 2024 01:31 PM (ZdexC) 6
corgis called
Posted by: SturmToddler at May 17, 2024 01:31 PM (UCRjB) Posted by: paolo at May 17, 2024 01:32 PM (ZdexC) 8
Top 10?!?
Posted by: GM27, SEP Field Technician at May 17, 2024 01:33 PM (pgwxJ) 9
Ace , the Malcom FleX one about the cat fight is also pretty funny.
Posted by: Sharon(willows apprentice ) at May 17, 2024 01:33 PM (t/2Uw) 10
....worried Biden will suffer psychological torment
---------- Biden suffers psychogical torment while watching Dora the Explorer Posted by: ... at May 17, 2024 01:34 PM (7es2c) 11
hahahaha
"We need the person in the front of the plane to be a different color than the people in the back of the plane." "I flew in Desert Storm and got passed up for this job. I'm so happy for they/them!" Posted by: Moron Robbie - Women were taught to get pirate tattoos but don't know what sundresses are at May 17, 2024 01:34 PM (yqqF2) 12
This is a horror show of social embarrassment.
willowed: I can't tell who is saying what half the time in that kerfuffle. Was that Sandy Cortez' helium voice in there too? Posted by: spindrift at May 17, 2024 01:32 PM (OguvZ) Posted by: spindrift at May 17, 2024 01:34 PM (OguvZ) 13
Morning Joe can take a flying fu*k at a rolling donut. Jeez that guy is AOC-level stupid.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 17, 2024 01:34 PM (W/lyH) 14
our Congress is a sad joke
on the good hand, so is Parliament in the UK now as well - some MP is going after the writer of Baby Reindeer for "inaccuracies" so they are about as serious as these "ladies" over there as well btw I still hate watching Baby Reindeer BUT I admit it is a good miniseries. just painful. Posted by: BlackOrchid at May 17, 2024 01:34 PM (s3qiR) 15
Fun Friday.
Should become a tradition. Posted by: Sharon(willows apprentice ) at May 17, 2024 01:34 PM (t/2Uw) 16
Biden suffers psychogical torment while watching Dora the Explorer
Posted by: ... Because he can't sniff her hair. Duh. Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 17, 2024 01:35 PM (v6JzV) 17
MTG should be ashamed.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Women were taught to get pirate tattoos but don't know what sundresses are at May 17, 2024 01:35 PM (yqqF2) 18
“Morning Joe” warns Trump will worsen inflation & crash the economy
- Robert De Niro Believes That If Elected, Donald Trump Would Install Himself As Dictator: “His Slogan Should Be ‘F*** America'" Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 17, 2024 01:35 PM (L/fGl) Posted by: Russian Hookers at May 17, 2024 01:35 PM (z+89e) 20
Biden suffers psychogical torment while watching Dora the Explorer
Posted by: ... at May 17, 2024 01:34 PM (7es2c) In fairness, it must be very difficult wanting to sniff a girl's hair and knowing you never can. Posted by: Dr. T at May 17, 2024 01:36 PM (g0Y4p) 21
thanks, sharon. I added that.
Posted by: ace at May 17, 2024 01:36 PM (KRtlO) 22
Even Democrats have to admit that Michael Cohen "sh*t the bed."
------- Doesn't matter. "Trump Hush Money" gets blared in a headline or crawl every three seconds which it simply could not without this made up trial. Same thing they did for years with Russia, classified documents and everything else. The average person doesn't discover anything beyond the headline or the crawl. Posted by: ... at May 17, 2024 01:36 PM (7es2c) 23
Twitter shit the bed.
Posted by: wth at May 17, 2024 01:36 PM (v0R5T) 24
"Even Democrats have to admit that Michael Cohen 'sh*t the bed.'"
- Love is love! - Men with monkeypox flags Posted by: Moron Robbie - Women were taught to get pirate tattoos but don't know what sundresses are at May 17, 2024 01:36 PM (yqqF2) 25
>>>Was that Sandy Cortez' helium voice in there too?
yes, she's the main screeching cat on the Democrat side. That c*nt crockett speaks a bit, but it's mostly AOC shrieking. Posted by: ace at May 17, 2024 01:37 PM (KRtlO) 26
Cohen had texted Trump's bodyguard, Keith Schiller, for advice on dealing with prank calls from a teenager."
HAHAH, Pssuy Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 17, 2024 01:37 PM (NtVYv) 27
I'll admit I teed that one up but still you guys never disappoint.
Posted by: ... at May 17, 2024 01:37 PM (7es2c) 28
DEI Airlines is a hoot. And spot on.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 17, 2024 01:37 PM (aF2b4) 29
BACKPACK SHIT MY PANTS!
Posted by: Joe Biden at May 17, 2024 01:37 PM (2QA3G) 30
Willowed:
Ace sez 'Commenters are telling me this happened during the transition -- but under Obama. Ben Had writes, "Dec 19, 2017 ban lifted on gain of function."' ?? Dec 19 2017 was not a prez transitional date. At that date, DJT held presidency for several months. I am confused. What am I misunderstanding? Posted by: gp Can't Even at May 17, 2024 01:37 PM (MvF+J) 31
ace, last time I'll post it but I thought it was hilarious. Remember the Bud Light guy?
"Peru officially classifies trans people as ‘mentally ill’" https://tinyurl.com/29gyec8s Posted by: Moron Robbie - Women were taught to get pirate tattoos but don't know what sundresses are at May 17, 2024 01:37 PM (yqqF2) 32
I can't believe I'm saying this but the the person with the best take on the House ghetto meltdown yesterday is John Fetterman.
@SenFettermanPA In the past, I’ve described the U.S. House as The Jerry Springer Show. Today, I’m apologizing to The Jerry Springer Show. Posted by: JackStraw at May 17, 2024 01:38 PM (LkLld) 33
Would you belive I advised Trump to just yell "Yes" on a unrelated call to throw off wiretapping attempts for this super illegal activity?
-Michael "Joe Isuzu" Cohen Posted by: Bete at May 17, 2024 01:38 PM (BKMOA) 34
What evidence is there that Joe Scarborough has an IQ above 75 (
Posted by: Northernlurker at May 17, 2024 01:38 PM (H7ZYY) 35
Willowed from previous thread.
329 322 If'n Atlanta can try Trump, Corsicana should be able to try Fauci. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 17, 2024 01:20 PM (IUd0M) Put me down for that one. I’ll take off from work. Posted by: Eromero at May 17, 2024 01:29 PM You realize you couldn't read or post here, or go the range for 3+ weeks? Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 17, 2024 01:32 PM (a3Q I didn’t want jury duty, I was thinking firing squad. Posted by: Eromero at May 17, 2024 01:37 PM (o2ZRX Posted by: Eromero at May 17, 2024 01:38 PM (o2ZRX) 36
our Congress is a sad joke
on the good hand, so is Parliament in the UK now as well - some MP is going after the writer of Baby Reindeer for "inaccuracies" so they are about as serious as these "ladies" over there as well No wonder Putin and Xi regard the West as a joke. Posted by: Dr. T at May 17, 2024 01:38 PM (g0Y4p) 37
This is a horror show of social embarrassment.
The whole thing together is a work of art. Put it in a time capsule for future generations, or whatever the digital equivalent is. Note the expressions on the faces of the men. pic.twitter.com/lQrjx7PRrR To be fair, it completely validates the Collected Horde Wisdom about saying "Calm down." to an emotionally-off-balance woman. Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 17, 2024 01:38 PM (a3Q+t) 38
)=?. Fa5 t8ngersm
Posted by: Northernlurker at May 17, 2024 01:39 PM (H7ZYY) 39
"Even Democrats have to admit that Michael Cohen 'sh*t the bed.'"
Pass Posted by: Russian Hookers at May 17, 2024 01:35 PM (z+89e) Amatures Posted by: amber heard at May 17, 2024 01:39 PM (UCRjB) 40
Biden suffers psychogical torment while watching Dora the Explorer
Posted by: ... at May 17, 2024 01:34 PM (7es2c) ...... So do I. Good looking gal in our office building has a business named Dora's Hairstyles. I call her Dora the Explorah. Posted by: wth at May 17, 2024 01:39 PM (v0R5T) 41
What a clown show our elite betters are. The comment about the fake eyelashes was hilarious and spot on. Then to hear AOC jump in and say "baby girl"
Such a joke! Posted by: DitkaCA at May 17, 2024 01:39 PM (Tfe56) 42
I follow Warren Smith, the young teacher whose Socratic-method video went viral and who has just been fired from his school. In his video he made talking about the firing, he makes it clear that he was completely ambushed by the firing and that it was absolutely because of his YouTube channel.
At the end of that video, he said that the day after he was fired, the school offered to pay him if he would sign an NDA. He refused. To which I say, good for him. https://tinyurl.com/27mkmk5h (Goes to his YouTube video about his firing) Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe24 registration now open! at May 17, 2024 01:39 PM (bS+DD) 43
Fettermonster's Lump has assumed control.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 17, 2024 01:39 PM (2QA3G) 44
38 Password Strength: Excellent.
Posted by: gp Can't Even at May 17, 2024 01:39 PM (MvF+J) Posted by: Northernlurker at May 17, 2024 01:40 PM (H7ZYY) Posted by: cosmo kramer at May 17, 2024 01:40 PM (ZdexC) 47
"We need the person in the front of the plane to be a different color than the people in the back of the plane." "I flew in Desert Storm and got passed up for this job. I'm so happy for they/them!" Posted by: Moron Robbie - Women were taught to get pirate tattoos but don't know what sundresses are at May 17, 2024 01:34 PM (yqqF2) *** Hey FAA! Better make sure your crash investigation teams are DEI as well, if for no other reason than to cover up the ineptitude of the DEI pilots. Posted by: Diogenes at May 17, 2024 01:40 PM (W/lyH) 48
Woof! Woof!
Posted by: Jay Peterman at May 17, 2024 01:40 PM (ZdexC) 49
I follow Warren Smith, the young teacher whose Socratic-method video went viral and who has just been fired from his school. In his video he made talking about the firing, he makes it clear that he was completely ambushed by the firing and that it was absolutely because of his YouTube channel.
- It's so similar to the football player praising women. He wasn't doing anything but encouraging critical thinking, with no opinion about good or bad offered. Just "what do you think?" I can see why he's dangerous. Imagine that being allowed in schools. Posted by: Moron Robbie - Women were taught to get pirate tattoos but don't know what sundresses are at May 17, 2024 01:41 PM (yqqF2) 50
Boy, I sure hope the GOP gets around to investigating, holding hearings on, and grifting campaign money over "Biden weaponizing all the institutions to reelect democrats" sometime in the next few centuries.
Can you imagine an alien invasion movie where after everyone finds out the world is under imminent danger of attack, "What are we going to do?" [dramatic music] and then you cut away to a scene of the GOP. Posted by: banana Dream at May 17, 2024 01:41 PM (Y6IkP) 51
No wonder Putin and Xi regard the West as a joke.
Posted by: Dr. T at May 17, 2024 01:38 PM (g0Y4p) They giggle themselves to sleep every night. Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 17, 2024 01:42 PM (2QA3G) 52
Juicy Booty got her panties all wadded up.
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 17, 2024 01:42 PM (NtVYv) 53
Never forget, Congressman Dan Goldman (D-Levi Strauss) coached Michael Cohen on his testilying. Quite the accomplishment, there, Congressman.
Posted by: huerfano at May 17, 2024 01:43 PM (VGOMa) 54
Juicy Booty got her panties all wadded up.
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 17, 2024 01:42 PM (NtVYv) Those glasses she is wearing are stupid. Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 17, 2024 01:43 PM (NtVYv) 55
Cohen got pushed around by a 14 year old? Too rich. I'm guessin he got stuffed in his locker more than once as a kid.
Mr Fix It needed help dealing with a child. HAHAHA Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 17, 2024 01:43 PM (2UnvF) 56
"Can you imagine an alien invasion movie where after everyone finds out the world is under imminent danger of attack, "What are we going to do?" [dramatic music] and then you cut away to a scene of the GOP."
I just finished Annie Jacobsen's "Nuclear War: A Scenario." It goes a lot like that. A shitshow. Posted by: gp Can't Even at May 17, 2024 01:43 PM (MvF+J) 57
Juicy Booty got her panties all wadded up.
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 17, 2024 01:42 PM Perhaps they're ribbed? Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 17, 2024 01:44 PM (a3Q+t) 58
We all thinks Presdent Ovbama shoulds dew something about Trump being guiltery and foor lying to are Black Presdent ..........
Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro,Vt at May 17, 2024 01:44 PM (Qfk4E) 59
Who knew permanently mutilating your body and destroying any chance of sexual pleasure and having children before you reach adulthood (can comprehend the level of damage) would make one suicidal?????
Posted by: Lizzy at May 17, 2024 01:44 PM (Hkcdp) 60
>>> Hey FAA!
Better make sure your crash investigation teams are DEI as well, if for no other reason than to cover up the ineptitude of the DEI pilots. Posted by: Diogenes at May 17, 2024 01:40 PM (W/lyH) NTSB does the crash investigations. There were some iffy things going on between advocating for, regulating, and investigating many many decades ago and it was decided the best thing would be to separate those functions out and put them under independent managed. Posted by: banana Dream at May 17, 2024 01:45 PM (Y6IkP) 61
How dare you!
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 17, 2024 01:45 PM (ZdexC) 62
59 That's why it's such a stunning and brave act of self-expression.
Posted by: gp Can't Even at May 17, 2024 01:45 PM (MvF+J) 63
FIRST!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 17, 2024 01:45 PM (Zz0t1) 64
Intern murderer Joe S. a month from now, as Biden fades more every day -
Trump will force dogs and cats to live together! He will make water run uphill, eliminating all of our green hydroelectric power! Trump will reverse the charge of protons and electrons, making all of our green solar panels and electric cars useless! Trump will stop time, so he can be President forever! Squeeeeee! Posted by: Gref at May 17, 2024 01:45 PM (5fDan) 65
)=?. Fa5 t8ngersm
Posted by: Northernlurker at May 17, 2024 01:39 PM (H7ZYY) What a coincidence! That's my new pronoun. Posted by: ... at May 17, 2024 01:45 PM (7es2c) 66
our Congress is a sad joke
on the good hand, so is Parliament in the UK now... Posted by: BlackOrchid at May 17, 2024 01:34 PM (s3qiR) OTOH, Parliament doesn't pretend a fake decorum. "I rise today to accuse the Right Honorable They/Them of Upper Left Central Widdershamfloofen of failing to be properly homosexual." Seal clapping from their side of the room, harrumphs from the other. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 17, 2024 01:45 PM (IUd0M) 67
AOC replying to Fetterman regarding the cat fight on the house floor-
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC I understand you likely would not have stood up for your colleague and seem to be confused about racism and misogyny being a “both sides” issue. But I stand up to bullies, instead of becoming one. And to the women of Pennsylvania: I’d stand up for you too. Enjoy your Friday. Senator John Fetterman @SenFettermanPA In the past, I’ve described the U.S. House as The Jerry Springer Show. Today, I’m apologizing to The Jerry Springer Show. CNN Article: “House committee meeting devolves into chaos as Greene and Ocasio-Cortez trade barbs” Posted by: redridinghood at May 17, 2024 01:45 PM (NpAcC) 68
Michael Cohen is going to wind up giving $10 handies under an NYC bridge somewhere, isn't he......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 17, 2024 01:45 PM (Zz0t1) 69
>>Never forget, Congressman Dan Goldman (D-Levi Strauss) coached Michael Cohen on his testilying. Quite the accomplishment, there, Congressman.
It's much worse than that. Goldman and many other Congressional Democrats have been sending large sums of money to Merchan's daughter poltical consulting company all through this clown show. This is nothing more than a Democrat bought and paid for smear campaign and it's beyond obvious. There never was a crime. Posted by: JackStraw at May 17, 2024 01:46 PM (LkLld) 70
Those glasses she is wearing are stupid.
- I've decided that fashion choices of modern young women (those glasses, nose rings, pirate tattooes, blue hair, etc) are to make themselves repulsive in an attempt to, at best, repel the "male gaze" and, at worst, actively force men to accept ugliness and horror shows. Posted by: Moron Robbie - Women were taught to get pirate tattoos but don't know what sundresses are at May 17, 2024 01:46 PM (yqqF2) 71
Joe Scarborough with the Paul Krugman level of economic lying.
Wow. Posted by: uniparty, Raping and Mutilating the Children They do not Kill at May 17, 2024 01:46 PM (gxokI) 72
Which one is Mika?
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 17, 2024 01:46 PM (aN4mI) 73
The congress mess is just another thing that could be easily solved with an abundance of jello.
Posted by: banana Dream at May 17, 2024 01:46 PM (Y6IkP) 74
I LOVE YOU MIKEY!
Posted by: Rosie O'Stalker at May 17, 2024 01:47 PM (vFG9F) 75
You know why Cavuto held that douche's feet to the fire?
He's concerned Biden is giving Trump an easy talking point. His real question is, "Sir, why does Biden continue to give ammo to his opponents? Doesn't he realize democracy is at stake?!?!?!" F Cavuto. Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 17, 2024 01:47 PM (KbCG3) 76
OTOH, Parliament doesn't pretend a fake decorum.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic I would've loved to have seen Disraeli and Gladstone going at each other back in the day. Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 17, 2024 01:48 PM (v6JzV) 77
Who knew permanently mutilating your body and destroying any chance of sexual pleasure and having children before you reach adulthood (can comprehend the level of damage) would make one suicidal?????
Posted by: Lizzy When the German Nazis did that they were called atrocities and war crimes. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 17, 2024 01:48 PM (L/fGl) 78
Yikes! Calling CBD and The Barrel, STAT!
Posted by: Gref at May 17, 2024 01:48 PM (5fDan) 79
Gray
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 17, 2024 01:48 PM (2QA3G) 80
Someone hit the gray switch.
Posted by: TexasDan at May 17, 2024 01:48 PM (z/ifB) 81
As Joe Biden’s reckless foreign policy puts the world on the edge of catastrophe with conflicts already raging in Ukraine and the Middle East, the Air Force is directing its focus toward the biggest issue implicating U.S. national security: LGBT “pride.”
Joe Biden today announced that all Air Force Operations Worldwide were cancelled because 70% of the Airman said ...................... "THEIR PUSSY HURTS"... Posted by: Ferd Berfall at May 17, 2024 01:49 PM (Qfk4E) 82
Sigh... my spelled or grammars very is sucking
Posted by: banana Dream at May 17, 2024 01:49 PM (Y6IkP) 83
… Elizabeth … I’m coming … it’s all so grey
Posted by: browndog at his end at May 17, 2024 01:49 PM (TTAGa) 84
wait, wasn't the story like 30 years ago that the first female pilot of a jet fighter was making a landing on an aircraft carrier and the plane ended up in the water? i know, i should be ashamed of myself for even bringing this up
Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 17, 2024 01:49 PM (B1FKF) 85
Good, it’s not just me that got greyed.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 17, 2024 01:49 PM (JTwsP) 86
Good grief. That video. And these people are directing our lives at the point of a gun?! It would be funny if it wasn't so infuriating.
Posted by: InZona at May 17, 2024 01:49 PM (qz1Fg) 87
Cohen is a scumbag, but recall that the FBI raided his office and storage facility and took ALL his client records. They owned him from that point on - they had the power to destroy all of his clients, not just Trump.
Attorney client privilege died that day. Posted by: Lizzy at May 17, 2024 01:49 PM (Hkcdp) 88
This is a horror show of social embarrassment.
The whole thing together is a work of art. Put it in a time capsule for future generations, or whatever the digital equivalent is. Note the expressions on the faces of the men. pic.twitter.com/lQrjx7PRrR To be fair, it completely validates the Collected Horde Wisdom about saying "Calm down." to an emotionally-off-balance woman. Make sure to include video of Pelosi's drunken ravings at Oxford. Posted by: Archimedes at May 17, 2024 01:49 PM (CsUN+) 89
You know why Cavuto held that douche's feet to the fire?
He's concerned Biden is giving Trump an easy talking point. His real question is, "Sir, why does Biden continue to give ammo to his opponents? Doesn't he realize democracy is at stake?!?!?!" F Cavuto. Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 17, 2024 01:47 PM (KbCG3) Right. His whole screed is what HE would advise Biden to say on how to massage it. He's not bent that Biden is lying. He's upset he doing it wrong and it's helping Trump. Posted by: TexasDan at May 17, 2024 01:49 PM (z/ifB) 90
Here's a thought: The Fed (and I've got my issues with them) can't do much about inflation when you keep printing money. The Fed moves to restrict the money supply and Congress and whoever is running sht for Biden move to add supply.
I think bitcoin is rat poison, but I get it. Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at May 17, 2024 01:50 PM (z+89e) 91
Which one is Mika?
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 17, 2024 01:46 PM The one who's job it is to tell us what to think. Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 17, 2024 01:50 PM (a3Q+t) 92
>>>67 AOC replying to Fetterman regarding the cat fight on the house floor-
cough cough cough C****NT Posted by: ace at May 17, 2024 01:50 PM (KRtlO) 93
Right. His whole screed is what HE would advise Biden to say on how to massage it. He's not bent that Biden is lying. He's upset he doing it wrong and it's helping Trump.
Posted by: TexasDan He's on shaky ground. Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 17, 2024 01:51 PM (2QA3G) 94
I miss the days when Congressmen would fight duels outside the Capitol.
Hell, I miss the days when they would whale on each other with walking sticks *inside* the Capitol. Posted by: Dr. T at May 17, 2024 01:51 PM (g0Y4p) 95
You know why Cavuto held that douche's feet to the fire?
He's concerned Biden is giving Trump an easy talking point. His real question is, "Sir, why does Biden continue to give ammo to his opponents? Doesn't he realize democracy is at stake?!?!?!" I don't care what his motives are, he was right to call this idiot out. Posted by: Archimedes at May 17, 2024 01:51 PM (CsUN+) 96
Morning Joe can take a flying fu*k at a rolling donut. Jeez that guy is AOC-level stupid.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 17, 2024 01:34 PM (W/lyH) He knows his role and he plays it. Paycheck earned. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 17, 2024 01:51 PM (TcVeV) 97
Make sure to include video of Pelosi's drunken ravings at Oxford.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 17, 2024 01:49 PM (CsUN+) She was only being proper in her usage of the OXFORD COMA … Posted by: browndog at his end at May 17, 2024 01:51 PM (TTAGa) 98
landing on an aircraft carrier and the plane ended up in the water? i know, i should be ashamed of myself for even bringing this up
Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 17, 2024 01:49 PM (B1FKF) ... Landing ON the aircraft carrier deck, stopping, etc. are cultural things. Other cultures are good too. Posted by: TexasDan at May 17, 2024 01:51 PM (z/ifB) 99
I'm not gonna listen to Joe S, but neither do I have any confidence that DJT can fix this economy/stop this dire inflation. Certainly not him alone, and I don't expect his party to help, or to even seriously consider stopping insane spending and money printing.
Posted by: gp Can't Even at May 17, 2024 01:51 PM (MvF+J) 100
Moron Robbie, I think some of the intentional ugliness of modern women is because they hate themselves. They are wearing their unhappiness on the outside.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 17, 2024 01:52 PM (Hkcdp) 101
F Cavuto.
Indeed. Still hasn't apologized for claiming on live TV that Hydroxychloroquine and Ivermectin will kill you if taken off-label. "Coast to Coast" with Neil Cavuto. Coincidentally, also the size of his waist. Fat bastard was paranoid about the Chi-Com Wu-Flu because he was high risk. Posted by: GM27, SEP Field Technician at May 17, 2024 01:52 PM (pgwxJ) 102
I'LL WAIT FOR YOU MICHAEL!
Posted by: Rosie O'Stalker at May 17, 2024 01:52 PM (vFG9F) Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 17, 2024 01:52 PM (v6JzV) 104
The one who's job it is to tell us what to think.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 17, 2024 01:50 PM (a3Q+t) Well, somebody has to do it or people might vote for the wrong candidate! Posted by: Nanzi Pelosi at May 17, 2024 01:52 PM (TcVeV) 105
To be fair, it completely validates the Collected Horde Wisdom about saying "Calm down." to an emotionally-off-balance woman.
- The preferred terminology is "calm your tits." Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 17, 2024 01:52 PM (L/fGl) 106
My favorite part of the MTG-Crockett kerfuffle was MTG telling her to “calm down”…… 😂😳
I know from experience: don’t tell an angry person (for instance, your wife) to calm down. Posted by: LinusVanPelt at May 17, 2024 01:52 PM (xT8gx) Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 17, 2024 01:53 PM (ZdexC) 108
84 wait, wasn't the story like 30 years ago that the first female pilot of a jet fighter was making a landing on an aircraft carrier and the plane ended up in the water? i know, i should be ashamed of myself for even bringing this up
I assume you're referring to Kara Hultgreen, who was only attempting a landing because Hillary and Pat Schroeder didn't think there were enough women carrier pilots. She was not ready, and it cost her her life. Posted by: Archimedes at May 17, 2024 01:53 PM (CsUN+) 109
what makes you think it's juice. eww
Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 17, 2024 01:53 PM (B1FKF) 110
>>>What's the matter with Sandy's glasses? They look OK to me.
Yeah those come-catchers are okay. Posted by: Guy Who Says What Everyone's Thinking at May 17, 2024 01:53 PM (KRtlO) Posted by: Last Days of the Republic at May 17, 2024 01:53 PM (R4MCD) 112
When are we going to talk about the Joe Scarborough, Rachel Madow, Chris Hayes triplets?
Morning Joe should be renamed Karen & Karen. Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 17, 2024 01:54 PM (JTwsP) 113
Was that Congress or a Waffle House parking lot at 2am?
Posted by: brak at May 17, 2024 01:54 PM (AR07F) 114
re 108: thanks, i guess that's what i was thinking of. name sort of rings a bell now
Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 17, 2024 01:54 PM (B1FKF) 115
110 >>>What's the matter with Sandy's glasses? They look OK to me.
Yeah those come-catchers are okay. Posted by: Guy Who Says What Everyone's Thinking at May 17, 2024 01:53 PM (KRtlO) Coincidentally, also what they call fake eyelashes. Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 17, 2024 01:54 PM (KbCG3) 116
To be fair, it completely validates the Collected Horde Wisdom about saying "Calm down." to an emotionally-off-balance woman.
- The preferred terminology is "calm your tits." Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 17, 2024 01:52 PM (L/fGl) Adding, "you're hysterical" usually helps too. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 17, 2024 01:54 PM (TcVeV) 117
Michael Cohen could’ve turned to the jury and announced: Yes I’m lying but Donald Trump is a scumbag….. even if he did that I’m convinced this jury would still return a guilty verdict. The whole trial is a sham and a fraud
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at May 17, 2024 01:55 PM (xT8gx) 118
That congressional hearing was f*cking embarrassing for everyone involved.
EVERYONE. We're a f*cking shitshow now. How nice. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 17, 2024 01:55 PM (Zz0t1) 119
>>I know from experience: don’t tell an angry person (for instance, your wife) to calm down.
You guys know nothing about women. They love it when you take charge and tell them to calm down and make some sandwiches. Oh and get me a beer while you're up. I should give lessons on this stuff. Posted by: JackStraw at May 17, 2024 01:55 PM (LkLld) 120
MY THIGHS ARE SWEATY FOR YOU MY DEAR SWEET MICHAEL!
Posted by: Rosie O'Stalker at May 17, 2024 01:56 PM (vFG9F) 121
Michael Cohen could’ve turned to the jury and announced: Yes I’m lying but Donald Trump is a scumbag….. even if he did that I’m convinced this jury would still return a guilty verdict. The whole trial is a sham and a fraud
It's a lot worse than that. It's a travesty of a mockery of a sham of a mockery of two mockeries of a sham. Posted by: Archimedes at May 17, 2024 01:56 PM (CsUN+) 122
landing on an aircraft carrier and the plane ended up in the water? i know, i should be ashamed of myself for even bringing this up
Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 17, 2024 01:49 PM (B1FKF) ... Landing ON the aircraft carrier deck, stopping, etc. are cultural things. Other cultures are good too. Posted by: TexasDan I'd bet ALL cultures are good with that. Posted by: rickb223 at May 17, 2024 01:56 PM (x/Qcs) 123
wait, wasn't the story like 30 years ago that the first female pilot of a jet fighter was making a landing on an aircraft carrier and the plane ended up in the water? i know, i should be ashamed of myself for even bringing this up
Posted by: gnats local 678 Geez! It didn't even require parallel parking. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 17, 2024 01:56 PM (L/fGl) 124
We can’t have a Scheffler-free thread today. That cop was ridiculous
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at May 17, 2024 01:56 PM (xT8gx) 125
The preferred terminology is "calm your tits."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 17, 2024 01:52 PM (L/fGl) Adding, "you're hysterical" usually helps too. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 17, 2024 01:54 PM (TcVeV) And if all else fails, ask them if it's that time of the month. Posted by: Dr. T at May 17, 2024 01:57 PM (g0Y4p) 126
I assume you're referring to Kara Hultgreen, who was only attempting a landing because Hillary and Pat Schroeder didn't think there were enough women carrier pilots. She was not ready, and it cost her her life.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 17, 2024 01:53 PM (CsUN+) Her plane went wildly out of control on approach and there are some small explosions before it hits water. Don't know if she tried to eject or something. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 17, 2024 01:57 PM (IUd0M) 127
Landing ON the aircraft carrier deck, stopping, etc. are cultural things. Other cultures are good too.
Posted by: TexasDan I'd bet ALL cultures are good with that. Posted by: rickb223 at May 17, 2024 01:56 PM (x/Qcs) Them Greek homos stole the idea for the aircraft carrier from the black Africans! Posted by: Rev. Al Sharpton at May 17, 2024 01:57 PM (TcVeV) 128
We can’t have a Scheffler-free thread today. That cop was ridiculous
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at May 17, 2024 01:56 PM (xT8gx) Scheffler f*cked up. The cop over-reacted. Both are douchenozzles. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 17, 2024 01:57 PM (Zz0t1) 129
Just get it all in the open now. There's no living in the same country with these corrupt assholes.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 17, 2024 01:57 PM (2QA3G) 130
The preferred terminology is "calm your tits."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 17, 2024 01:52 PM (L/fGl) Adding, "you're hysterical" usually helps too. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 17, 2024 01:54 PM (TcVeV) And if all else fails, ask them if it's that time of the month. The real closer is to say "my mom didn't behave this way". Posted by: Archimedes at May 17, 2024 01:57 PM (CsUN+) 131
>>>It's a travesty of a mockery of a sham of a mockery of two mockeries of a sham.
do you realize there are no homosexuals on that jury? > Yes there are. Oh, really, which one? Is it the big guy? Posted by: Fielding Mellish at May 17, 2024 01:57 PM (KRtlO) 132
Always ask hysterical women if they would like a Xanax. They will always say yes.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 17, 2024 01:58 PM (JTwsP) 133
re 99: things might very well have gone too far to fix anything without causing a lot of people a lot of pain, which was probably the idea since all the educated lefties think that that will lead to the workers rising up and demanding a peoples democratic socialist republic or else
Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 17, 2024 01:58 PM (B1FKF) 134
The Real Housewives of the House Subcommittee on Labor Statistics.
Posted by: Lex at May 17, 2024 01:58 PM (fMN7A) 135
Couldn't MTG and AOC settle this in a more dignified way? Say, mud wrestling?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 17, 2024 01:58 PM (2UnvF) 136
> Michael Cohen could’ve turned to the jury and announced: Yes I’m lying but Donald Trump is a scumbag….. even if he did that I’m convinced this jury would still return a guilty verdict. The whole trial is a sham and a fraud
The talking point I see leftoids repeating on Twitter and elsewhere is, "Cohen lied for Trump. Now he's telling the truth to expose Trump." Posted by: bonhomme at May 17, 2024 01:58 PM (Odg76) 137
Heard about the Green/ Ocasio cat fight but I'm not sure I want to watch it
Posted by: It's me donna at May 17, 2024 01:58 PM (Akjoo) 138
Oh… and Scheffler is not at all shook up. He’s 4 under on his round and only one shot off the lead. I hope he wins
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at May 17, 2024 01:59 PM (xT8gx) 139
>>137 Heard about the Green/ Ocasio cat fight but I'm not sure I want to watch it
Oh it's a scene, man. Posted by: Jerry Seinfeld at May 17, 2024 01:59 PM (KRtlO) 140
Imagine the scene if aOC ever achieves sentience...
Posted by: Muldoon at May 17, 2024 01:59 PM (991eG) 141
We can’t have a Scheffler-free thread today. That cop was ridiculous
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at May 17, 2024 01:56 PM (xT8gx) Hey, I did my part in the morning. FYI, Scheffler is currently 4-under-par through 13 holes. (Hint for non-golf watchers: that means he's having a good game.) Posted by: Dr. T at May 17, 2024 01:59 PM (g0Y4p) 142
The preferred terminology is "calm your tits."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 17, 2024 01:52 PM (L/fGl) Adding, "you're hysterical" usually helps too. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 17, 2024 01:54 PM (TcVeV) And if all else fails, ask them if it's that time of the month. Posted by: Dr. T at May 17, 2024 01:57 PM (g0Y4p) tell her she's irrational because she's hungry then ask where to eat. that will help reduce tension... Posted by: SturmToddler at May 17, 2024 02:00 PM (UCRjB) 143
re 126: why i spend time here: 1 - to learn things and 2 - for the fun of saying things that would get you expelled from most colleges
Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 17, 2024 02:00 PM (B1FKF) Posted by: guy who thinks everything sound dirty at May 17, 2024 02:00 PM (vFG9F) 145
Sandy From the Block can go stuff her eye bags and flapjack titties into a Spirit Airlines overhead bin for all I care.
Same for Rep. Felicia. Fucking Idiocracy on the Potomac. Posted by: Smoothbrain McShitlib at May 17, 2024 02:00 PM (N/oGZ) 146
Holy cannoli, what in heaven’s name is going on in the esteemed halls on congress and worse, why do I keep agreeing with Fetterman?!?
Posted by: Piper at May 17, 2024 02:00 PM (p4NUW) 147
The weekend is coming
Posted by: Skip at May 17, 2024 02:01 PM (wch7m) 148
also seeing those racy pics that fen found in the 1978 sears catalogue
Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 17, 2024 02:01 PM (B1FKF) 149
128 We can’t have a Scheffler-free thread today. That cop was ridiculous
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at May 17, 2024 01:56 PM (xT8gx) Scheffler f*cked up. The cop over-reacted. Both are douchenozzles. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 17, 2024 01:57 PM (Zz0t1) How did Scheffler mess up? Media right there reported he was waived by by other officers. Do you really think he was trying to evade police? Guy was probably confused as to why he'd be waived by and then suddenly approached by someone. Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 17, 2024 02:01 PM (KbCG3) 150
The talking point I see leftoids repeating on Twitter and elsewhere is, "Cohen lied for Trump. Now he's telling the truth to expose Trump."
Posted by: bonhomme If they lie when playing Uno, they probably ride the city bus without paying! Posted by: Bad Latin translations at May 17, 2024 02:01 PM (aN4mI) 151
More effective: Calm down, sugarttits
Posted by: Mel Gibso at May 17, 2024 02:01 PM (Hkcdp) 152
Always ask hysterical women if they would like a Xanax. They will always say yes.
mommy's little helper... Posted by: brak at May 17, 2024 02:01 PM (AR07F) 153
Poilievre kicked out of Commons after calling Prime Minister Justin Trudeau 'wacko'
OTTAWA - Testy exchanges between the prime minister and his chief opponent ended with the Opposition leader and one of his MPs being ejected from the House of Commons on Tuesday -- and the rest of Conservative caucus walking out of the chamber in protest. The unusually tense events saw Speaker Greg Fergus caution both Prime Minister Justin Trudeau and Conservative Leader Pierre Poilievre to rephrase their comments to avoid making direct accusations about the character of another MP. Fergus issued a warning to Poilievre after he referred to Trudeau as "the guy who spent the first half of his adult life as a practising racist," referring to photos that emerged during the 2019 election of Trudeau dressed in black and brown face. Fergus warned Trudeau after he said Poilievre was "showing us exactly what shameful, spineless leadership looks like," and accused him of shaking hands with "white nationalists." Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 17, 2024 02:01 PM (ZdexC) 154
What's the matter with Sandy's glasses? They look OK to me.
- They're masculine as can be. All they need are mirror lenses and they're the bad guy cop glasses from any 70s-80s movie. Posted by: Moron Robbie - Women were taught to get pirate tattoos but don't know what sundresses are at May 17, 2024 02:02 PM (yqqF2) 155
hiya
Posted by: JT at May 17, 2024 02:02 PM (T4tVD) 156
Poilievre kicked out of Commons after calling Prime Minister Justin Trudeau 'wacko'
The tense back-and-forth came as Poilievre and the Conservatives were attacking the Liberals for having allowed British Columbia to allow the decriminalization of hard drugs like heroin and fentanyl in public places, which the provincial NDP government is now asking Health Canada to reverse. The Conservatives argue the policy has caused great harm. Trudeau ignored that issue completely, responding to each question about drugs by accusing Poilievre of associating with far-right extremists. Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 17, 2024 02:02 PM (ZdexC) 157
117 Michael Cohen could’ve turned to the jury and announced: Yes I’m lying but Donald Trump is a scumbag….. even if he did that I’m convinced this jury would still return a guilty verdict. The whole trial is a sham and a fraud
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at May 17, 2024 01:55 PM (xT8gx) Merchan will refuse to accept the jury claiming it cannot reach a unanimous verdict. He'll send them back again and again for more deliberation until next year, if that's what it takes for not- guilty jurors to finally give up and vote guilty with the rock-solid Trump-hating Karens. Posted by: Gref at May 17, 2024 02:02 PM (5fDan) 158
Move bitch get out the way! Get out the way, bitch, get out the way!
Posted by: Scottie Ludacris Scheffler at May 17, 2024 02:02 PM (2UnvF) 159
honey, i understand why you're upset, but i'm sure you would feel much better if you got me a double vodka on the rocks
Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 17, 2024 02:02 PM (B1FKF) 160
Paul Pelosi's hammer attacker sentenced to 30 years.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 17, 2024 02:02 PM (63Dwl) 161
Did anyone do the chicken neck, finger waving, "Oh no you di unt, girlfrand!" thing?
Posted by: Muldoon at May 17, 2024 02:03 PM (991eG) 162
You can always try to reduce tensions with your woman by admitting the whole thing was your fault.
From an episode of Bewitched, where Darren and Samantha are having a fight: Darren: This was all caused by something I said. Samantha: Oh? What was that? Darren: "I do." Just make sure that your wife can't turn you into a toad afterwards. Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 17, 2024 02:03 PM (v6JzV) 163
>>>It's a travesty of a mockery of a sham of a mockery of two mockeries of a sham.
do you realize there are no homosexuals on that jury? > Yes there are. Oh, really, which one? Is it the big guy? https://tinyurl.com/32jtcf9s Posted by: Archimedes at May 17, 2024 02:03 PM (CsUN+) 164
Jared Bernstein has a doctoral degree in social work. He's not even a trained economist. Not that I pay much attention to trained economists either but the administration could at least fake it.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 17, 2024 02:03 PM (aF2b4) 165
"Couldn't MTG and AOC settle this in a more dignified way? Say, mud wrestling?
Posted by: Duke Lowell " That sounds dirty too. Posted by: guy who thinks everything sound dirty at May 17, 2024 02:03 PM (vFG9F) 166
>>153 Testy exchanges between the prime minister and his chief opponent ended with the Opposition leader and one of his MPs being ejected from the House of Commons on Tuesday -- and the rest of Conservative caucus walking out of the chamber in protest.
Too bad it's Canada - they could've hummed the Star Spangled Banner as they walked out. Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at May 17, 2024 02:04 PM (IGKzA) 167
Of course: Gender transition surgery doesn't decrease suicide attempts. Rather, in increases those attempts by 1,200% (12x as likely).
Before surgeries and drugs became common most people just got over gender dysphoria and went on to lead normal-ish lives. This is from the data the "gender clinics" themselves captured prior to trans-mania taking off. And...it makes sense. Cutting your sex organs off to engage in a sex kink though? That's not just insane that's demonic. Posted by: 18-1 at May 17, 2024 02:04 PM (ibTVg) 168
Also, women love it when you tell them the easy solution e.g. “remove the mail from your head.”
Posted by: Mel Gibso at May 17, 2024 02:04 PM (Hkcdp) 169
How did Scheffler mess up? Media right there reported he was waived by by other officers. Do you really think he was trying to evade police?
Guy was probably confused as to why he'd be waived by and then suddenly approached by someone. Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 17, 2024 02:01 PM (KbCG3) The report I watched earlier this morning by the guy that witnessed it said no such thing about being waved by. I'm only going by the information that was given to me. IF he was waved on, then subsequently dragged from his car and cuffed 50 ft down the same road, someone from his crew should've advised the arresting officer of his mistake at the time. But alas, here we go arguing about dumbass shit that has little to no effect on the rest of the world. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 17, 2024 02:04 PM (Zz0t1) 170
How did Scheffler mess up? Media right there reported he was waived by by other officers. Do you really think he was trying to evade police?
Guy was probably confused as to why he'd be waived by and then suddenly approached by someone. Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 17, 2024 02:01 PM (KbCG3) My take: Watch Live PD a few times and it will become immediately obvious how much discretion cops have over whether someone goes to jail or gets off with a warning/citation (up to a point, of course). Scheffler went to jail only because the officer decided he was sending someone to jail this morning. Posted by: Dr. T at May 17, 2024 02:05 PM (g0Y4p) 171
160 Paul Pelosi's hammer attacker sentenced to 30 years.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 17, 2024 02:02 PM (63Dwl) In CA? He’ll be out in 5, or the next time a bunch of people get colds. Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 17, 2024 02:05 PM (JTwsP) 172
Couldn't MTG and AOC settle this in a more dignified way? Say, mud wrestling?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 17, 2024 01:58 PM (2UnvF) jello either orange or green i think... Posted by: SturmToddler at May 17, 2024 02:05 PM (UCRjB) 173
Paul Pelosi's hammer attacker sentenced to 30 years.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 17, 2024 02:02 PM (63Dwl) But there are no double standards in the court system and everyone is treated equally every time. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 17, 2024 02:05 PM (Zz0t1) 174
Here's a thread that shows the payments Goldman has made to Merchan's daughter. The payments stopped in March right before the trial started and Goldman is just one of an number of Congressional Democrats paying her policial consultancy.
Democrats are corrupt from top to bottom and always blame others for what they are already doing. https://tinyurl.com/3xxfc2s5 Posted by: JackStraw at May 17, 2024 02:05 PM (LkLld) 175
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 17, 2024 01:57 PM (IUd0M)
Ward Carroll over on Utoobz has a pretty good analysis of that accident. As I recall, her aircraft suffered a compressor stall and subsequent flameout of one engine during final approach to the ship. As it rolled off course due to asymmetric thrust, she attempted to use aileron instead of rudder to right the aircraft and it crashed. Carroll covered the EPs for that condition and it was pretty evident she didn't follow them. Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead...Wearing Pants and Working at May 17, 2024 02:05 PM (DIB8X) 176
In CA? He’ll be out in 5, or the next time a bunch of people get colds.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 17, 2024 02:05 PM (JTwsP) Nah... He's the wrong color Posted by: It's me donna at May 17, 2024 02:06 PM (Akjoo) 177
Imtiaz Mahmood @ImtiazMadmood
Israel has found 70 tunnels in Rafah so far, 50 of which cross the border into Egypt. That's what Egypt was hiding. These tunnels were used to smuggle arms and ammunition to Gaza. Mystery solved. No wonder Egypt and Joe Biden were against Rafah invasion. One can speculate that Yahya Sinwar with other Hamas militants together with some hostages are already in Egypt. 5:58 AM · May 17, 2024 Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 17, 2024 02:06 PM (ZdexC) 178
They're masculine as can be. All they need are mirror lenses and they're the bad guy cop glasses from any 70s-80s movie.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Women were taught to get pirate tattoos but don't know what sundresses are at May 17, 2024 02:02 PM (yqqF2) Back when I was in the army I was issued these thick, black horn-rimmed ugly glasses to wear in basic training. They were prescription… I couldn’t wear my civilian wire rims…. The drill sargents referred to my army-issues as “birth control” glasses because they made you look so dorky no woman would even approach you Posted by: LinusVanPelt at May 17, 2024 02:06 PM (xT8gx) 179
Anyone who crosses these corrupt assholes gets their life destroyed, thrown in ass-rape prison, and gets marked for termination while in the clink.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 17, 2024 02:06 PM (2QA3G) 180
House Republican: Biden has signed an illegal executive order to "weaponize" the federal government into a turn-out machine for the Democrat Party.
We're just rubbing this in your face MAGA. We won't do a damn thing about it and by the way, we don't need your money to lose. Now GFY - GOP Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 17, 2024 02:06 PM (aFNOf) 181
157 Merchan will refuse to accept the jury claiming it cannot reach a unanimous verdict. He'll send them back again and again for more deliberation until next year, if that's what it takes for not- guilty jurors to finally give up and vote guilty with the rock-solid Trump-hating Karens.
Posted by: Gref at May 17, 2024 02:02 PM (5fDan) At what point does that become False Imprisonment? Posted by: XTC at May 17, 2024 02:06 PM (UnA8+) 182
Dated a girl named Blanche in the early 90s. Just couldn't get over that name. Not bad looking girl either - darn parents.
Posted by: Son of Dad at May 17, 2024 02:07 PM (8JB5s) 183
Back when I was in the army I was issued these thick, black horn-rimmed ugly glasses to wear in basic training. They were prescription… I couldn’t wear my civilian wire rims…. The drill sargents referred to my army-issues as “birth control” glasses because they made you look so dorky no woman would even approach you
Posted by: LinusVanPelt Yep, BCGs. Same in the Navy. Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 17, 2024 02:07 PM (v6JzV) 184
Who knew the muslham religion has such proficiency in tunneling through earth.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 17, 2024 02:07 PM (Zz0t1) 185
Paul Pelosi's hammer attacker sentenced to 30 years.
Most murders get less time then that. Of course steal a gay flag in Kansas in you get 19 years in jail. So...makes since with that latter case I guess Posted by: 18-1 at May 17, 2024 02:07 PM (ibTVg) Posted by: tankdemon at May 17, 2024 02:07 PM (BQlLi) 187
Dated a girl named Blanche in the early 90s.
Posted by: Son of Dad Did she let you see her tranche? Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 17, 2024 02:07 PM (v6JzV) 188
172 Couldn't MTG and AOC settle this in a more dignified way? Say, mud wrestling?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 17, 2024 01:58 PM (2UnvF) jello either orange or green i think... Posted by: SturmToddler Crisco. I demand a large tub of Crisco! Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 17, 2024 02:08 PM (aFNOf) 189
138 Oh… and Scheffler is not at all shook up. He’s 4 under on his round and only one shot off the lead. I hope he wins
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at May 17, 2024 01:59 PM (xT8gx) I hope he wears the orange jumpsuit at the trophy presentation ... Posted by: browndog is not a fan of The Biz at May 17, 2024 02:08 PM (TTAGa) 190
Couldn't MTG and AOC settle this in a more dignified way? Say, mud wrestling?
Posted by: Duke Lowell " That sounds dirty too. Posted by: guy who thinks everything sound dirty at May 17, 2024 02:03 PM (vFG9F) ****** Don't forget Jasmine Crockett. They could do it for charity. Posted by: redridinghood at May 17, 2024 02:08 PM (NpAcC) 191
7 1 FIRST!!
Posted by: SturmToddler ---- [makes the "chips a tooth" hand signal] Posted by: paolo at May 17, 2024 01:32 PM (ZdexC) What's a "chips a tooth" hand signal? Posted by: m at May 17, 2024 02:08 PM (hyRRf) 192
But alas, here we go arguing about dumbass shit that has little to no effect on the rest of the world.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 17, 2024 02:04 PM (Zz0t1) That's fair. The reason it bothers me is because, as a golf fan, I've seen a lot of coverage of Scheffler, and he always comes across as a very kind, low-key person (and a sincere Christian not afraid of talking about his faith); the very last person in the golf world you would expect to get caught up in this. So it's been on my mind a good deal today. Posted by: Dr. T at May 17, 2024 02:08 PM (g0Y4p) 193
Did AOC call MTG butch ? That is gonna rile Xher pronoun buddies
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 17, 2024 02:08 PM (NtVYv) 194
That Crockett chick looks cute.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 17, 2024 02:08 PM (v6JzV) 195
182 Dated a girl named Blanche in the early 90s. Just couldn't get over that name. Not bad looking girl either - darn parents.
Posted by: Son of Dad at May 17, 2024 02:07 PM (8JB5s) Shocked she didn't kill them in a fit of revanche. Posted by: XTC at May 17, 2024 02:09 PM (UnA8+) 196
We got different glasses on submarines because BCGs were too thick for our emergency breathing masks. So no BCGs for me.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 17, 2024 02:09 PM (JTwsP) 197
> Did anyone do the chicken neck, finger waving, "Oh no you di unt, girlfrand!" thing?
Basically. AOC did the ghetto, "Oh, baby girl. Baby girl," thing. Then Crockett piped up with a fake concern question, "...if someone on this committee then starts talking about somebody's bleach blonde bad-built-butch-body, that would not be engaging in personalities, correct?" Posted by: bonhomme at May 17, 2024 02:09 PM (Odg76) 198
The reason it bothers me is because, as a golf fan, I've seen a lot of coverage of Scheffler, and he always comes across as a very kind, low-key person (and a sincere Christian not afraid of talking about his faith); the very last person in the golf world you would expect to get caught up in this. So it's been on my mind a good deal today. Posted by: Dr. T at May 17, 2024 02:08 PM (g0Y4p) Tiger Woods ruined it for everyone. ![]() Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 17, 2024 02:09 PM (Zz0t1) Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 17, 2024 02:09 PM (TcVeV) 200
But alas, here we go arguing about dumbass shit that has little to no effect on the rest of the world.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 17, 2024 02:04 PM (Zz0t1) Ahhh... Now about river otters... Posted by: Diogenes at May 17, 2024 02:09 PM (W/lyH) 201
You know, if we just pulled on that envelope...
Posted by: It's not about the mail at May 17, 2024 02:09 PM (QayGe) 202
Couldn't MTG and AOC settle this in a more dignified way? Say, mud wrestling?
Posted by: Duke Lowell That would immediately bond both R and D men together at such a spectacle. Bi-partisan leer. Posted by: Cheri at May 17, 2024 02:09 PM (oiNtH) 203
181 157 Merchan will refuse to accept the jury claiming it cannot reach a unanimous verdict. He'll send them back again and again for more deliberation until next year, if that's what it takes for not- guilty jurors to finally give up and vote guilty with the rock-solid Trump-hating Karens.
Posted by: Gref at May 17, 2024 02:02 PM (5fDan) At what point does that become False Imprisonment? Posted by: XTC at May 17, 2024 02:06 PM (UnA8+) I dunno. We would need to ask another judge in New York State to make a ruling. How about Judge Engoron? Posted by: Kathy Hochul at May 17, 2024 02:10 PM (5fDan) 204
The talking point I see leftoids repeating on Twitter and elsewhere is, "Cohen lied for Trump. Now he's telling the truth to expose Trump."
Posted by: bonhomme at May 17, 2024 01:58 PM (Odg76) Huh? Posted by: ... at May 17, 2024 02:10 PM (7es2c) 205
Is there a nickname for Blanche? Like Hurl or Chuck?
Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 17, 2024 02:10 PM (aFNOf) 206
I must be an unusual male because at this point in time I see nothing remotely attractive in either AOC or MTG. A couple years ago AOC looked pretty good but she’s put on some weight. And MTG has always had that linebacker look.
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at May 17, 2024 02:10 PM (xT8gx) 207
i think bragg would be happy with a hung jury if he could get to put trump on trial again, you know marchan would go along with that, but i have no idea what the law says about that stuff.
Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 17, 2024 02:10 PM (B1FKF) 208
Did AOC call MTG butch ? That is gonna rile Xher pronoun buddies
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 17, 2024 02:08 PM (NtVYv) No, that was the black chick that MTG said couldn't read through her fake eyelashes. It was high school girl shit from top to bottom and they ALL should be censured for their bullshit childish behavior. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 17, 2024 02:11 PM (Zz0t1) 209
You know what else is white supremacist?
Black Studies Professor Claims Romance Is White Supremacy "Romance had a beginning," Strings said, as quoted in the UC Santa Barbara story. "Romance is an old white cultural institution that began in the Middle Ages." "One of the very first examples of a romantic story is Lancelot and Guinevere, she pointed out, which is about the trials of a man from a lower station who sets out to prove he is worthy of a higher class European Christian woman," the UC Santa Barbara story said. - She seems nice. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 17, 2024 02:11 PM (L/fGl) Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 17, 2024 02:11 PM (63Dwl) 211
70 Those glasses she is wearing are stupid.
- I've decided that fashion choices of modern young women (those glasses, nose rings, pirate tattooes, blue hair, etc) are to make themselves repulsive in an attempt to, at best, repel the "male gaze" and, at worst, actively force men to accept ugliness and horror shows. Posted by: Moron Robbie - Women were taught to get pirate tattoos but don't know what sundresses are at May 17, 2024 Eh, those glasses are trendy. We keep recycling things and the 70s is rearing its head a bit at the moment. I have trendy glasses, trendy sunglasses, etc. I can’t say a thing about a noise ring, though I do not like septum piercings at all. Tattoos all over are not my thing, either, but they have been around since the beginning of time. What is funny about them is that little lizard on your thigh has the opportunity to become a dinosaur later in life. Or the tummy tattoos? Friends, if you get pregnant, that thing is going to look melted at the end. Posted by: Piper at May 17, 2024 02:11 PM (p4NUW) 212
Ahhh...
Now about river otters... Posted by: Diogenes at May 17, 2024 02:09 PM (W/lyH) Butt to the wall, man....... Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 17, 2024 02:11 PM (Zz0t1) 213
but i have no idea what the law says about that stuff.
Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 17, 2024 02:10 PM (B1FKF) It says whatever the fk the dems want it to say. Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 17, 2024 02:11 PM (JTwsP) 214
Is there a nickname for Blanche? Like Hurl or Chuck?
Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 17, 2024 02:10 PM (aFNOf) Whore. Posted by: Sophia Petrillo at May 17, 2024 02:12 PM (2QA3G) Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 17, 2024 02:12 PM (IUd0M) 216
Is there a nickname for Blanche? Like Hurl or Chuck?
Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 17, 2024 02:10 PM (aFNOf) Wasn't Blanche the name of the whore broad on The Golden Girls? Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 17, 2024 02:12 PM (Zz0t1) 217
re 206: mtg has a sort of look that reminds me of the pics you see of the "artist's conception" of what a neanderthal person looked like. aoc isn't so bad looking, even though she looks like she could chew through a 2 x 4
Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 17, 2024 02:12 PM (B1FKF) 218
Here's a thread that shows the payments Goldman has made to Merchan's daughter. The payments stopped in March right before the trial started and Goldman is just one of an number of Congressional Democrats paying her policial consultancy.
Democrats are corrupt from top to bottom and always blame others for what they are already doing. https://tinyurl.com/3xxfc2s5 If you haven't already, read this. These people make Al Capone look like Mother Teresa. Posted by: Archimedes at May 17, 2024 02:12 PM (CsUN+) 219
Dated a girl named Blanche in the early 90s. Just couldn't get over that name. Not bad looking girl either - darn parents.
Posted by: Son of Dad at May 17, 2024 02:07 PM (8JB5s) "You think people liked Blanche the first time they heard it?" - George Costanza, inventor of the name Seven Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 17, 2024 02:12 PM (KbCG3) 220
No, that was the black chick that MTG said couldn't read through her fake eyelashes.
It was high school girl shit from top to bottom and they ALL should be censured for their bullshit childish behavior. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 17, 2024 02:11 PM (Zz0t1) my mistake, the gheys are not gonna like that comment baby girl ! Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 17, 2024 02:13 PM (NtVYv) Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 17, 2024 02:13 PM (v6JzV) 222
Back when I was in the army I was issued these thick, black horn-rimmed ugly glasses to wear in basic training. They were prescription… I couldn’t wear my civilian wire rims…. The drill sargents referred to my army-issues as “birth control” glasses because they made you look so dorky no woman would even approach you
Posted by: LinusVanPelt Yep, BCGs. Same in the Navy. Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 17, 2024 02:07 PM (v6JzV) had a guy on one of my ships who was able to hook up a few times with women, while wearing BCGs. we were beyond impressed... ![]() Posted by: SturmToddler at May 17, 2024 02:13 PM (UCRjB) 223
Black Studies Professor Claims Romance Is White Supremacy
"Romance had a beginning," Strings said, as quoted in the UC Santa Barbara story. "Romance is an old white cultural institution that began in the Middle Ages." "One of the very first examples of a romantic story is Lancelot and Guinevere, she pointed out, which is about the trials of a man from a lower station who sets out to prove he is worthy of a higher class European Christian woman," the UC Santa Barbara story said. - She seems nice. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 17, 2024 02:11 PM (L/fGl) *** That's just fu*king stupid. Posted by: Diogenes at May 17, 2024 02:13 PM (W/lyH) 224
AOC . . . what rock has she been hiding under? Her and the whole sorry CHUD Squad has been MIA lately. Is the 15 minutes finally up?
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 17, 2024 02:13 PM (iFTx/) Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 17, 2024 02:14 PM (L/fGl) 226
>>>Black Studies Professor Claims Romance Is White Supremacy
"Romance had a beginning," Strings said, as quoted in the UC Santa Barbara story. "Romance is an old white cultural institution that began in the Middle Ages." So you're saying blacks' idea of sex is to just screw in the street without any feelings of love or obligation? How very....enlightened of you. Posted by: Dr. T at May 17, 2024 02:14 PM (g0Y4p) 227
Black Studies Professor Claims Romance Is White Supremacy
"Romance had a beginning," Strings said, as quoted in the UC Santa Barbara story. "Romance is an old white cultural institution that began in the Middle Ages." "One of the very first examples of a romantic story is Lancelot and Guinevere, she pointed out, which is about the trials of a man from a lower station who sets out to prove he is worthy of a higher class European Christian woman," the UC Santa Barbara story said. What does she suggest as an alternative? Rape? Posted by: Archimedes at May 17, 2024 02:14 PM (CsUN+) 228
re 206: mtg has a sort of look that reminds me of the pics you see of the "artist's conception" of what a neanderthal person looked like. aoc isn't so bad looking, even though she looks like she could chew through a 2 x 4
Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 17, 2024 02:12 PM (B1FKF) Heee Haaa ! Posted by: AOC aka Donkey Chompers at May 17, 2024 02:14 PM (NtVYv) 229
We got different glasses on submarines because BCGs were too thick for our emergency breathing masks. So no BCGs for me.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 17, 2024 02:09 PM (JTwsP) John Lennon wireframes FTW. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 17, 2024 02:14 PM (IUd0M) 230
re 216: also oscar's ex on the odd couple
Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 17, 2024 02:15 PM (B1FKF) 231
my mistake, the gheys are not gonna like that comment baby girl ! Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 17, 2024 02:13 PM (NtVYv) I do find it funny that AoC when all ghetto street and thinks she could win a verbal sparring match against anyone. If the camera had panned back, I'm SURE you'd have seen her bobbing her head side to side and snapping in a zig zag motion. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 17, 2024 02:15 PM (Zz0t1) Posted by: JackStraw at May 17, 2024 02:15 PM (LkLld) 233
208 Did AOC call MTG butch ? That is gonna rile Xher pronoun buddies
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 17, 2024 02:08 PM (NtVYv) No, that was the black chick that MTG said couldn't read through her fake eyelashes. Okay I watched it... Pretty funny... MTG has a point about the black woman....Meow Posted by: It's me donna at May 17, 2024 02:15 PM (Akjoo) 234
Davey is rolling in his grave with embarrassment.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 17, 2024 02:09 PM (TcVeV) ----------- He prefers "David." Posted by: Micajah Autry at May 17, 2024 02:15 PM (Be/+i) 235
re 206: mtg has a sort of look that reminds me of the pics you see of the "artist's conception" of what a neanderthal person looked like
Posted by: Sad and funny at the same time at May 17, 2024 02:15 PM (NtVYv) 236
The person who told the black woman to calm down has obviously never seen Cops or Live PD.
Posted by: Mark1971 at May 17, 2024 02:15 PM (xPl2J) 237
Dubois
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 17, 2024 02:16 PM (JTwsP) 238
LOL at the end, the nice lady Representative crosses herself.
Posted by: m at May 17, 2024 02:16 PM (hyRRf) 239
164 Jared Bernstein has a doctoral degree in social work. He's not even a trained economist. Not that I pay much attention to trained economists either but the administration could at least fake it.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 17, 2024 02:03 PM (aF2b4) +++++ Bernestein's wikipedia page begins: Jared Bernstein...is an American musician who is the chair of the United States Council of Economic Advisers What a joke. There is video of him failing to explain modern monetary theory that is just ridiculous and pathetic, especially since MMT is what we are relying on when we act like $35T of debt doesn't matter. Posted by: Oglebay at May 17, 2024 02:16 PM (ogTiX) 240
Black Studies Professor Claims Romance Is White Supremacy
"Romance had a beginning," Strings said, as quoted in the UC Santa Barbara story. "Romance is an old white cultural institution that began in the Middle Ages." "One of the very first examples of a romantic story is Lancelot and Guinevere, she pointed out, which is about the trials of a man from a lower station who sets out to prove he is worthy of a higher class European Christian woman," the UC Santa Barbara story said. *** So is bride raiding between tribes making a comeback? Posted by: Diogenes at May 17, 2024 02:16 PM (W/lyH) 241
What does she suggest as an alternative? Rape?
Posted by: Archimedes at May 17, 2024 02:14 PM (CsUN+) It's all good. Just do whatever you want. Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 17, 2024 02:16 PM (2QA3G) 242
What's a "chips a tooth" hand signal?
--------- You put your thumb under your two top front teeth and move the hand [and its thumb!] away from your mouth to the person you're cursing. Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 17, 2024 02:16 PM (ZdexC) 243
Black Studies Professor Claims Romance Is White Supremacy
"Romance had a beginning," Strings said, as quoted in the UC Santa Barbara story. "Romance is an old white cultural institution that began in the Middle Ages." So, hook up, load the dishwasher, & move on to the next baby mama? Posted by: rickb223 at May 17, 2024 02:17 PM (x/Qcs) Posted by: Pug Mahon, Nothing to Contribute to the Debate at May 17, 2024 02:17 PM (xPJvm) 245
It figures the one cultured person in this hive is named sniffybigtoe.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 17, 2024 02:17 PM (LkLld) 246
207 i think bragg would be happy with a hung jury if he could get to put trump on trial again, you know marchan would go along with that, but i have no idea what the law says about that stuff.
Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 17, 2024 02:10 PM (B1FKF) The new trial begins the day after I call a mistrial. This time I will order that Mr. Trump cannot leave Manhattan and cannot say anything but "I am guilty" or I'll jail him for a month. I must uphold the Court's integrity. Posted by: Judge "I hate Trump but am totes fair" Merchan at May 17, 2024 02:17 PM (5fDan) 247
MTG's hair is kinda green, like from chlorine in a pool.
Posted by: m at May 17, 2024 02:17 PM (hyRRf) 248
I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.
Name that Blanche. Posted by: JackStraw at May 17, 2024 02:15 PM (LkLld) Blanch had a huge tranche Posted by: Sad and funny at the same time at May 17, 2024 02:17 PM (NtVYv) 249
242 What's a "chips a tooth" hand signal?
--------- You put your thumb under your two top front teeth and move the hand [and its thumb!] away from your mouth to the person you're cursing. Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 17, 2024 02:16 PM (ZdexC) Oh, thanks! Posted by: m at May 17, 2024 02:18 PM (hyRRf) 250
In at the exact same time as the Math Scold:
1,200% increase is actually 13x, so if the increase is twelvefold, the increase is 1,100% (100% increase is 2x, 200% is 3x, etc. etc.) Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at May 17, 2024 02:18 PM (wzAuc) 251
Black Studies Professor Claims Romance Is White Supremacy
"Romance had a beginning," Strings said, as quoted in the UC Santa Barbara story. "Romance is an old white cultural institution that began in the Middle Ages." "One of the very first examples of a romantic story is Lancelot and Guinevere, she pointed out, which is about the trials of a man from a lower station who sets out to prove he is worthy of a higher class European Christian woman," the UC Santa Barbara story said. What does she suggest as an alternative? Rape? Posted by: Archimedes at May 17, 2024 02:14 PM (CsUN+ ________ Lesbianism Posted by: Elric Blade at May 17, 2024 02:18 PM (iFTx/) 252
I live near New Orleans, its mandatory.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 17, 2024 02:18 PM (JTwsP) 253
Good lord, Reuters. What the hell is wrong with you?
Reuters headline: "Israeli military says forces seized bodies of three hostages from Gaza" SEIZED BODIES? How about recovered the remains of three kidnap victims? http://tiny.cc/gm85yz Posted by: bonhomme at May 17, 2024 02:18 PM (Odg76) 254
We got different glasses on submarines because BCGs were too thick for our emergency breathing masks. So no BCGs for me.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 17, 2024 02:09 PM (JTwsP) Well, submarines. It's not like you can see where your going anyway. Posted by: Diogenes at May 17, 2024 02:19 PM (W/lyH) Posted by: JT at May 17, 2024 02:19 PM (T4tVD) 256
Carroll covered the EPs for that condition and it was pretty evident she didn't follow them.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead...Wearing Pants and Working at May 17, 2024 02:05 PM (DIB8X) The Wiki writeup says she applied left rudder pedal to correct for overshooting the approach to the carrier, which caused the compressor stall on the port engine. She then applied afterburner to starboard engine, causing an even greater thrust asymmetry and entered an approach stall. That application of uncoordinated rudder to try and correct course is something even your private pilot instructor will beat into you not to do. Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at May 17, 2024 02:20 PM (/HDaX) 257
240 . "Romance is an old white cultural institution that began in the Middle Ages."
"One of the very first examples of a romantic story is Lancelot and Guinevere, she pointed out, which is about the trials of a man from a lower station who sets out to prove he is worthy of a higher class European Christian woman," the UC Santa Barbara story said. We keep surpassing my expectations of insanity, and it’s not a good thing. So how do you choose a romantic partner without romance? Club over the head? Posted by: Piper at May 17, 2024 02:20 PM (p4NUW) 258
This is so tiresome. Luckily it's Friday and the GAS meter is pegged at -200.
Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at May 17, 2024 02:20 PM (A2E7p) 259
We got different glasses on submarines because BCGs were too thick for our emergency breathing masks. So no BCGs for me.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 17, 2024 02:09 PM (JTwsP) Well, submarines. It's not like you can see where your going anyway. Posted by: Diogenes One ping, Vasily. One ping. Posted by: rickb223 at May 17, 2024 02:20 PM (x/Qcs) 260
The disorder in the House is hilarious. Every day it seems there is another event that could have been pulled directly from Idiocracy. We are so close to trying to water our crops with Gatorade.
Posted by: Milquetoast Mortgage-Paying Neighbor in Flyover Country at May 17, 2024 02:20 PM (vwKJ7) 261
Blanche always depended on the kindness of strangers.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 17, 2024 02:20 PM (63Dwl) 262
Consternation in Egypt and Israel as the IDF stands poised to reveal that through the tunnels, Egypt has been supplying Hamas with weapons and supplies throughout the war; also suggestion that remaining hostages might be in Cairo, or an unspecified Egyptian military base, and that Biden and Blinken have known about this for some time.
All of which would explain the panic about trying to scare Israel out of attacking Rafah. Because the taking of Rafah reveals all of this. Posted by: Tom Servo at May 17, 2024 02:20 PM (i9ffA) Posted by: bonhomme at May 17, 2024 02:20 PM (Odg76) 264
Well, submarines. It's not like you can see where your going anyway.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 17, 2024 02:19 PM (W/lyH) Especially during a fire when you would need to use the emergency breathing masks. Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 17, 2024 02:21 PM (JTwsP) 265
Has Fetterman’s wife responded to AOC yet? Latina to Latina? That could get fun.
Posted by: Piper at May 17, 2024 02:21 PM (p4NUW) 266
I actually looked pretty good in my BCGs.
So did my wife. Cute blonde in BCGs is kinda hot. Posted by: Pug Mahon, Nothing to Contribute to the Debate at May 17, 2024 02:17 PM (xPJvm) that reminds me of the AMAZING lady on the USS Holland in 93 that made a pair of dunagrees look catwalk worthy.... huuu -- baaaa... Posted by: SturmToddler at May 17, 2024 02:21 PM (UCRjB) 267
160 Paul Pelosi's hammer attacker sentenced to 30 years.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 17, 2024 02:02 PM (63Dwl) He has an offer from the Carpenter's Union when he gets out. Posted by: JT at May 17, 2024 02:21 PM (T4tVD) Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 17, 2024 02:21 PM (aFNOf) Posted by: Archimedes at May 17, 2024 02:21 PM (CsUN+) 270
> You put your thumb under your two top front teeth and move the hand [and its thumb!] away from your mouth to the person you're cursing.
Do you bite your thumb at me, sir?? Posted by: bonhomme at May 17, 2024 02:21 PM (Odg76) 271
They issued me BCGs in boot camp, made me wear them, but once I was out of there I never wore them again, and nobody cared.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 17, 2024 02:22 PM (v6JzV) 272
268 Blanch had a huge tranche
and used a long branch while working the ranch. Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 17, 2024 02:21 PM (aFNOf) to stanch the avalanche Posted by: m at May 17, 2024 02:22 PM (hyRRf) Posted by: bonhomme at May 17, 2024 02:22 PM (Odg76) 274
I watched Cavuto live when he did that and I applauded it.
Which makes me think of the "debate." It's not really a debate, is it. I mean, look up what the term means, how it is defined. Xi Enn Enn will treat it like a "sit down with" series of episodes, each Q for FJB a totally rehearsed softball, and each one for DJT an accusatory nasty gotcha. Imagine Cavuto asking this same Q of Biden, and following up with FJB as he did here. Posted by: Mr Gaga at May 17, 2024 02:22 PM (KiBMU) 275
Do you bite your thumb at me, sir??
Posted by: bonhomme at May 17, 2024 02:21 PM (Odg76) ----------- I do not bite my thumb at you, sir, but I bite my thumb, sir! Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at May 17, 2024 02:23 PM (Be/+i) 276
One last thing about the Scheffler arrest.
The police report has already been published, and while it's sure to be picked apart in every detail eventually, what's currently drawing attention is the last line: "Detective Gillis' [officer who tried to stop the car and got dragged] uniform pants, valued at approximately $80, were damaged beyond repair." Louisville PD is getting *dragged* on social media. Posted by: Dr. T at May 17, 2024 02:23 PM (g0Y4p) 277
Gun thread!!!!!!!!
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 17, 2024 02:23 PM (JTwsP) 278
Good lord, Reuters. What the hell is wrong with you?
Reuters headline: "Israeli military says forces seized bodies of three hostages from Gaza" SEIZED BODIES? How about recovered the remains of three kidnap victims? http://tiny.cc/gm85yz Posted by: bonhomme at May 17, 2024 02:18 PM (Odg76) *** Damn IDF. Look at the stealing the Hamas hostages. Outright theft! Posted by: Diogenes at May 17, 2024 02:23 PM (W/lyH) 279
247 MTG's hair is kinda green, like from chlorine in a pool.
Posted by: m at May 17, 2024 02 She is over due for a toner session or a hit of purple shampoo. Posted by: Piper at May 17, 2024 02:23 PM (p4NUW) 280
Blanch had a huge tranche
and used a long branch while working the ranch. Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 17, 2024 02:21 PM (aFNOf) to stanch the avalanche Posted by: m at May 17, 2024 02:22 PM (hyRRf) ----------- That tore off her panche. Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at May 17, 2024 02:24 PM (Be/+i) 281
Speaking of romance, from Romeo and Juliet . . .
ABRAM Do you bite your thumb at us, sir? SAMPSON I do bite my thumb, sir. ABRAM Do you bite your thumb at us, sir? SAMPSON, aside to Gregory Is the law of our side if I say “Ay”? GREGORY, aside to Sampson No. SAMPSON No, sir, I do not bite my thumb at you, sir, but I bite my thumb, sir. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 17, 2024 02:24 PM (L/fGl) 282
Lavern Spicer
@lavern_spicer I have a message for “Lil Miss Ratchet Ass” also known as Jasmine Crockett. Someone make sure her ghetto ass sees this so she can understand what she looks like - sister to sister. Girl, you should be ashamed of your self! tinyurl.com/a79renmw Posted by: redridinghood at May 17, 2024 02:24 PM (NpAcC) 283
We keep surpassing my expectations of insanity, and it’s not a good thing. So how do you choose a romantic partner without romance? Club over the head?
Posted by: Piper at May 17, 2024 02:20 PM (p4NUW) The Left does not want anyone choosing partners. They want only worship of the State. Posted by: ... at May 17, 2024 02:24 PM (7es2c) 284
265 Has Fetterman’s wife responded to AOC yet? Latina to Latina? That could get fun.
Posted by: Piper at May 17, 2024 02:21 PM (p4NUW) Fetterman's wife has pretty much disappeared ever since the lump on his neck became sentient and took control of the body. Posted by: Tom Servo at May 17, 2024 02:24 PM (i9ffA) 285
"Update: Recommended by redridinghood and sharon, a play-by-play of this hot congressional mess."
It's hysterical how the guy who totally gets this black woman's complete meltdown, and the completely ineffectual and counterproductive pleas for her to "calm down," is a pasty-faced older white dude. This is our government at work: idiots and retards screaming at each other. Posted by: Elric Blade at May 17, 2024 02:24 PM (iFTx/) 286
275 Do you bite your thumb at me, sir??
Posted by: bonhomme at May 17, 2024 02:21 PM (Odg76) ----------- I do not bite my thumb at you, sir, but I bite my thumb, sir! Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at May 17, 2024 02:23 PM (Be/+i) Nay, he would bite his thumb,--achoo!--sir. Posted by: m at May 17, 2024 02:24 PM (hyRRf) 287
The Wiki writeup ...
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at May 17, 2024 02:20 PM (/HDaX) Sorry, just stopped reading after that. But yes, poor airmanship and failure to follow EPs did her in. Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead...Wearing Pants and Working at May 17, 2024 02:25 PM (DIB8X) 288
I totally forgot those ugly glasses were named BCGs…. What does that acronym stand for? After basic I think I broke them on purpose…. I hated those things
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at May 17, 2024 02:25 PM (xT8gx) 289
"Detective Gillis' [officer who tried to stop the car and got dragged] uniform pants, valued at approximately $80, were damaged beyond repair."
Louisville PD is getting *dragged* on social media. Posted by: Dr. T at May 17, 2024 02:23 PM (g0Y4p) Set up a Go Fund Me and Back the Blue! Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 17, 2024 02:25 PM (2QA3G) 290
284 265 Has Fetterman’s wife responded to AOC yet? Latina to Latina? That could get fun.
Posted by: Piper at May 17, 2024 02:21 PM (p4NUW) Fetterman's wife has pretty much disappeared ever since the lump on his neck became sentient and took control of the body. Posted by: Tom Servo at May 17, 2024 02:24 PM (i9ffA) From the news? Or from his life? Or do we know? Posted by: m at May 17, 2024 02:25 PM (hyRRf) 291
283 We keep surpassing my expectations of insanity, and it’s not a good thing. So how do you choose a romantic partner without romance? Club over the head?
Posted by: Piper at May 17, 2024 02:20 PM (p4NUW) The Left does not want anyone choosing partners. They want only worship of the State. Posted by: ... at May 17, 2024 02:24 PM (7es2c) It's yet another way for these unattractive ghouls to excuse their way out of being unwanted. Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 17, 2024 02:25 PM (KbCG3) 292
I totally forgot those ugly glasses were named BCGs…. What does that acronym stand for? After basic I think I broke them on purpose…. I hated those things
Posted by: LinusVanPelt "birth-control glasses" Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 17, 2024 02:25 PM (v6JzV) 293
MTG's hair is kinda green, like from chlorine in a pool.
Posted by: m at May 17, 2024 02 She is over due for a toner session or a hit of purple shampoo. Posted by: Piper at May 17, 2024 02:23 PM (p4NUW) I'd hop in the shower and help her wash the chlorine out... Posted by: SturmToddler at May 17, 2024 02:26 PM (UCRjB) 294
Speaking of guns, I bought that 1911 on Wed.
Then I took it hope, lubed it up, and played with it! Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 17, 2024 02:26 PM (JTwsP) 295
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This is our government at work: idiots and retards screaming at each other. Posted by: Elric Blade at May 17, 2024 02:24 PM (iFTx/) Well, they keep saying we need to be more like Europe...... Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 17, 2024 02:26 PM (Zz0t1) 296
Jasmine Crockett . . . that's gotta be a porn name
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 17, 2024 02:26 PM (iFTx/) Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 17, 2024 02:26 PM (2QA3G) 298
Romance is “white?”
Ok, so what does she suggest is superior? Arranged marriage? Harems for the rich dudes? No stable relationships, just endless hookups and fatherless kids — oh, wait… Posted by: Lizzy at May 17, 2024 02:26 PM (Hkcdp) 299
Black Studies Professor Claims Romance Is White Supremacy "Romance had a beginning," Strings said, as quoted in the UC Santa Barbara story. "Romance is an old white cultural institution that began in the Middle Ages."
"One of the very first examples of a romantic story is Lancelot and Guinevere, she pointed out, which is about the trials of a man from a lower station who sets out to prove he is worthy of a higher class European Christian woman," the UC Santa Barbara story said. Black version: Yo beeyatches! Posted by: dunnya at May 17, 2024 02:26 PM (aICNM) 300
Donde estan las chicas de Mannix hoy?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 17, 2024 02:26 PM (v6JzV) 301
292 I totally forgot those ugly glasses were named BCGs…. What does that acronym stand for? After basic I think I broke them on purpose…. I hated those things
Posted by: LinusVanPelt "birth-control glasses" Posted by: Bulgaroctonus In Florida they also mean Big Cataract Glasses. Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 17, 2024 02:27 PM (aFNOf) 302
257 We keep surpassing my expectations of insanity
Posted by: Piper at May 17, 2024 02:20 PM (p4NUW) "We"? Posted by: m at May 17, 2024 02:27 PM (hyRRf) 303
Romance is “white?”
Ok, so what does she suggest is superior? Arranged marriage? Harems for the rich dudes? No stable relationships, just endless hookups and fatherless kids — oh, wait… Posted by: Lizzy at May 17, 2024 02:26 PM (Hkcdp) Club to the head? Lookin' like a foo wit yo pants on da ground mating call? Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 17, 2024 02:27 PM (Zz0t1) 304
Ah yes, Congress. When do they bring in the clowns? Oh, they're already there...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 17, 2024 02:27 PM (ynpvh) 305
No stable relationships
Posted by: Lizzy Too bad. Stable relationships are the best kind. -- Zombie Catherine the Great Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 17, 2024 02:28 PM (v6JzV) 306
"Detective Gillis' [officer who tried to stop the car and got dragged]
--- I've never tried, but I have to believe it's difficult to stop a moving car by grabbing hold of it. Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at May 17, 2024 02:29 PM (wzAuc) 307
MTG should have said, Who bitch this is ?
Posted by: Sad and funny at the same time at May 17, 2024 02:29 PM (NtVYv) 308
305 No stable relationships
Posted by: Lizzy Too bad. Stable relationships are the best kind. -- Zombie Catherine the Great Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 17, 2024 02:28 PM (v6JzV) LOL just when we least expect it Posted by: m at May 17, 2024 02:29 PM (hyRRf) 309
No stable relationships
Posted by: Lizzy Too bad. Stable relationships are the best kind. -- Zombie Catherine the Great Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 17, 2024 02:28 PM (v6JzV) golf clap Posted by: SturmToddler at May 17, 2024 02:29 PM (UCRjB) Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 17, 2024 02:29 PM (aFNOf) 311
MTG has the biggest dick in that room.
Posted by: Change my mind at May 17, 2024 02:29 PM (pwLJ0) 312
BCGs…. How’d I not get that?! I knew they were birth control….
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at May 17, 2024 02:29 PM (xT8gx) 313
311 MTG has the biggest dick in that room.
Posted by: Change my mind at May 17, 2024 02:29 PM (pwLJ0) I sorta agree.. The other 2 were more hysterical and the men were priceless... Posted by: It's me donna at May 17, 2024 02:30 PM (Akjoo) 314
A nation of Julia’s is what that idiot professor wants.
Or possibly only reproducing via test tube, like in many dystopia books. Then she’ll wonder why no one is happy. Scratch that, she’ll just be b$tchong about something else… Posted by: Lizzy at May 17, 2024 02:30 PM (Hkcdp) 315
> Jasmine Crockett . . . that's gotta be a porn name
____________ Clarification... Her real name is Bwanna Likihou Trazome. Jasmine Crockett is her hood rat name. Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 17, 2024 02:30 PM (Q4IgG) 316
No stable relationships
Posted by: Lizzy The Left: Sex is not for procreation. Sex is for sport. No relationships. No commitments. No society. Anything goes and that includes children. Posted by: Diogenes at May 17, 2024 02:30 PM (W/lyH) 317
275 Do you bite your thumb at me, sir??
Posted by: bonhomme at May 17, 2024 02:21 PM (Odg76) ----------- I do not bite my thumb at you, sir, but I bite my thumb, sir! Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at May 17, 2024 02:23 PM (Be/+i) There's a story that during the Monroe administration, the British and French ambassadors nearly fought a duel during a state dinner because one saw the other biting his thumb at him. Monroe personally knocked their swords up with his own and sent them home. Posted by: Dr. T at May 17, 2024 02:31 PM (g0Y4p) 318
I sorta agree.. The other 2 were more hysterical and the men were priceless...
Posted by: It's me donna at May 17, 2024 02:30 PM (Akjoo) ----------- Mmmm...not enough fire tongs. Posted by: Matthew Lyon at May 17, 2024 02:31 PM (Be/+i) 319
Romance is “white?”
Ok, so what does she suggest is superior? Arranged marriage? Harems for the rich dudes? No stable relationships, just endless hookups and fatherless kids — oh, wait… Posted by: Lizzy at May 17, 2024 02:26 PM (Hkcdp) ______ Lesbianism. You probably won't be surprised to learn, however, that many black rom-coms have exactly the same dynamic that this woman cries about: a lower-status black man trying to appeal to a higher-status black woman (or vice versa). It's the oldest "romance" story in the book, in all races. They even did it once with a lower-status white guy and an upper-status black girl. It was called Something New, and was pretty good. Posted by: Elric Blade at May 17, 2024 02:31 PM (iFTx/) 320
I think the Scheffler arresting cop is a bit of a drama queen. He’d fit in well with that congressional circus
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at May 17, 2024 02:31 PM (xT8gx) Posted by: XTC at May 17, 2024 02:31 PM (UnA8+) 322
Heh, Catherine the Great!
Posted by: Lizzy at May 17, 2024 02:32 PM (Hkcdp) 323
Reuters headline: "Israeli military says forces seized bodies of three hostages from Gaza" SEIZED BODIES? How about recovered the remains of three kidnap victims? http://tiny.cc/gm85yz Posted by: bonhomme Don't you have to pounce first? Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 17, 2024 02:32 PM (63Dwl) 324
There's a story that during the Monroe administration, the British and French ambassadors nearly fought a duel during a state dinner because one saw the other biting his thumb at him. Monroe personally knocked their swords up with his own and sent them home.
Posted by: Dr. T That James Monroe was good for more than just glowing Prometheus reviews. Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 17, 2024 02:32 PM (v6JzV) 325
It's yet another way for these unattractive ghouls to excuse their way out of being unwanted.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 17, 2024 02:25 PM (KbCG3) YES Posted by: ... at May 17, 2024 02:32 PM (7es2c) 326
nood
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 17, 2024 02:32 PM (ZdexC) 327
238 LOL at the end, the nice lady Representative crosses herself.
Posted by: m at May 17, 2024 02:16 PM (hyRRf) = Lauren Boebert Posted by: m at May 17, 2024 02:32 PM (hyRRf) 328
You should have heard the cafights in the Senate during my reign. Mamma Mia!
Posted by: Diocletian at May 17, 2024 02:32 PM (56hie) 329
That James Monroe was good for more than just glowing Prometheus reviews.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 17, 2024 02:32 PM (v6JzV) *coughs* Madison. Posted by: Dr. T at May 17, 2024 02:33 PM (g0Y4p) 330
304 Ah yes, Congress. When do they bring in the clowns? Oh, they're already there...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 17, 2024 02:27 PM (ynpvh) When do Pelosi or Hillary! tell us things like yesterday's verbal fight in Congress would not happen if women ran the world? Posted by: Gref at May 17, 2024 02:33 PM (5fDan) 331
Given that Fauci murdered millions, Mayorkas is importing the means to change elections from now on, Biden is putting his political rival through a show trial, and Pelosi orchestrated a coup, I'm not bothered by MTG making fun of fake lashes. She could shank a bitch in the well of the Senate and it would be less of an offense to "our democracy."
Posted by: bonhomme at May 17, 2024 02:34 PM (Odg76) 332
We keep surpassing my expectations of insanity, and it’s not a good thing. So how do you choose a romantic partner without romance? Club over the head?
Posted by: Piper at May 17, 2024 02:20 PM (p4NUW) The Left does not want anyone choosing partners. They want only worship of the State. Posted by: ... at May 17, 2024 02:24 PM (7es2c) It's yet another way for these unattractive ghouls to excuse their way out of being unwanted. Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 17, 2024 02:25 PM (KbCG3) __________ Yes. So much of leftism is just vindictive fuglies trying to get revenge on the society that rejected them. Posted by: Elric Blade at May 17, 2024 02:35 PM (iFTx/) 333
DEFUND THE GOVERNMENT. That is the power the house has, they're just afraid they might get some bad press instead of no press. Fucking Pussies.
Posted by: TC at May 17, 2024 02:36 PM (FjlUt) 334
You could practically see the snaps and head bobbing.
Posted by: Uh uuhhh, no baby girl, you did not say that to ME at May 17, 2024 02:36 PM (Wc83a) 335
97 Make sure to include video of Pelosi's drunken ravings at Oxford.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 17, 2024 01:49 PM (CsUN+) She was only being proper in her usage of the OXFORD COMA … Posted by: browndog at his end at May 17, 2024 01:51 PM (TTAGa) ---- COMA or COMMA? Either works LOL! Posted by: Ciampino - TechTalk #07 at May 17, 2024 02:39 PM (qfLjt) 336
Yes. So much of leftism is just vindictive fuglies trying to get revenge on the society that rejected them.
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 17, 2024 02:35 PM (iFTx/) --------------- * El Rushbo's observations on man-hating lesbian feminazis have entered the chat * Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at May 17, 2024 02:39 PM (2Jbiy) 337
God this culture deserves death, and a horrifying one.
Posted by: Sloucho at May 17, 2024 02:39 PM (uQDl1) 338
God this culture deserves death, and a horrifying one.
=== Choose the form of your destructor....choose Posted by: Gozer at May 17, 2024 02:43 PM (pwLJ0) 339
I saw the Oxford Coma open for REM at the 40 Watt Club in '80.
Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at May 17, 2024 02:45 PM (nXuea) 340
1) The smartest thing Biden could do right now is to "pardon" Trump (i.e., order the AG to dismiss all of the pending federal charges). It would make him look Presidential.
2) The smartest thing Trump could do right now is to announce that he'll accept all the conditions on the debates imposed by Biden... provided only that RFK, Jr. is included. Yuuge upside; no downside. Posted by: mnw at May 17, 2024 02:47 PM (NLIak) 341
330 304 Ah yes, Congress. When do they bring in the clowns? Oh, they're already there...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 17, 2024 02:27 PM (ynpvh) When do Pelosi or Hillary! tell us things like yesterday's verbal fight in Congress would not happen if women ran the world? Posted by: Gref at May 17, 2024 02:33 PM (5fDan) Be more fun if they settled their differences in a pool full of jello, if you get my drift. Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 17, 2024 02:58 PM (ynpvh) 342
341 Be more fun if they settled their differences in a pool full of jello, if you get my drift.
not much drift in a pool of jello. no doubt the settling would be viscous. Posted by: anachronda at May 17, 2024 02:59 PM (v3pYe) 343
I'm dumb, but help me out here.
If Biden's EO is illegal, then why doesn't the RNC or Congress sue him over it and block it? It seems ridiculous to me that they would have no standing or whatever excuse it is...but if you're going to call it illegal, then do something about it where you have power, as opposed to grandstanding Posted by: Speaker Mikey Johnson at May 17, 2024 03:16 PM (PJaTp) 344
The preferred terminology is "calm your tits."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 17, 2024 01:52 PM (L/fGl) It's "Hakuna your Tatas." Posted by: Everybody knows that at May 17, 2024 03:19 PM (++knk) 345
name check
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