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aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com CBD: cbd at cutjibnewsletter.com Buck: buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com joe mannix: mannix2024 at proton.me MisHum: petmorons at gee mail.com J.J. Sefton: sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com | THE MORNING RANT: The Ivy League Endowments’ Liquidity Crisis May Be WorseningThe liquidity crisis at Harvard and other Ivy League schools may be getting worse. I first wrote about this two months ago: “Harvard’s Endowment Is Having a Cash Crunch” [Buck Throckmorton – 3/08/2024] But Harvard is sitting on a $50 billion endowment. How much could it hurt Harvard to lose an incremental billon or two? The answer is, it could hurt a lot. It did hurt Harvard immensely. While the endowment may be valued at $50 billion, it is apparently not weighted very heavily toward liquid investments such as stocks and bonds. Therefore, Harvard relies on the mega-donors’ recurring giving to provide the cash to pay the bills. When those donors closed their checkbooks, Harvard found itself in an asset-rich but cash-poor situation. So, despite its massive endowment, Harvard finds itself having to rush a bond offering in order to raise the cash needed to keep the lights on.It was announced in February that Harvard University was floating a $1.65 billion bond offering, choosing to take on over a billion dollars of debt to maintain the cash liquidity it needs to operate the university, since not enough fresh cash is flowing in. The intention was to raise $750 million with a taxable bond sale through Goldman Sachs, and another $900 million of tax-exempt bonds to be issued by the state of Massachusetts. In March, Harvard successfully raised the $750 million on Wall Street, and it received authorization from the state of Massachusetts to raise up to another $2 billion in state tax-exempt bonds There was not an investor appetite, however, for anywhere near that amount of Harvard debt. Ira Stoll wrote last week that only $735 million could be raised in the state bond sale, bringing the all-in amount raised to about $1.48 billion. Harvard fell $165 million short in its effort to borrow the cash it needs. Yet the investor appetite for Massachusetts tax-exempt bonds backed by Harvard apparently turns out to be on the low side of what Harvard was aiming for, at least at the non-distressed or non-“junk” yields that Harvard is offering to pay lenders. A document posted with no fanfare on Harvard’s bondholder information website this week after I inquired with the Massachusetts Development Finance Agency about the fate of the bond offering lists the amount of the offering as $734,995,000. That’s a mere 36.7 percent of the $2 billion that the state approved, and it falls more than $165 million short of the $900 million number touted in the regulatory filing and the alumni magazine article.Much of Harvard’s newly raised cash is being borrowed simply to pay off maturing bond debt issued at lower interest rates, as well as rolling over other short-term debt. Even the $734,995,000 sum overstates the amount of new money available to Harvard as a result of the bond offering. Of that, $356 million is being used to buy other Harvard bonds that were issued in 2016. An undisclosed additional amount is also being used to refinance commercial paper—short-term debt. There’s also a $120 million “premium.”Not that I’m questioning the legitimacy of Harvard’s illiquid investments or the integrity of those managing it, but one might wonder about the “investment strategy” of Harvard’s famous endowment if it is so illiquid that even with several years lead time to prepare for bond maturity, its other investment assets cannot get converted to cash to pay off maturing bonds. With my own finances, I would not consider any of my cash that is “invested” and then becomes permanently unrecoverable to actually be an investment. Charles Gasparino is reporting that word on Wall Street is that the liquidity crunch at Harvard and other Poison Ivies is getting quite serious. Comments(Jump to bottom of comments)1
1st?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 17, 2024 11:00 AM (v6JzV) 2
Reasonably high placement!
Posted by: tankdemon at May 17, 2024 11:00 AM (KKkZE) 3
Da. Ya pozvonyu drugikh.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 17, 2024 11:00 AM (v6JzV) 4
Behold my field of fucks.......
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 17, 2024 11:02 AM (2QA3G) 5
Good, getting Cultural Marxists Seminaries burning to the ground
Posted by: Skip at May 17, 2024 11:02 AM (wch7m) 6
hiya
Posted by: JT at May 17, 2024 11:03 AM (T4tVD) 7
I was going to give $10B to Harvard, but now I won't. Suck it, Harvard.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 17, 2024 11:03 AM (CsUN+) 8
Too bad, so sad.
Posted by: BignJames at May 17, 2024 11:03 AM (AwYPR) Posted by: Tonypete at May 17, 2024 11:03 AM (ua8/W) 10
Harvard fell $165 million short in its effort to borrow the cash it needs.
______ No big deal. Creditors benefit from inflation. Put off paying for a couple of months. By that time 165 mil will be pocket change in Bidenbucks. Posted by: Eeyore at May 17, 2024 11:03 AM (1bNHn) Posted by: JT at May 17, 2024 11:04 AM (T4tVD) 12
Female congress person, black, lunatic rage on the floor of the House.
https://shorturl.at/1YKw6 ) Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 17, 2024 11:04 AM (L/fGl) 13
Endowments down?
Aw, That's too bad. Anyway. . Posted by: Tonypete But enough about Nancy Pelosi's boobs. Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 17, 2024 11:04 AM (v6JzV) Posted by: Diogenes at May 17, 2024 11:04 AM (W/lyH) 15
A very large part of my contribution to the Culture Wars is merely looking at things and saying "well that's fucking stupid".
We don't need to dress like retards and fuck up an engineering quad. We don't need to rig elections and brownshirt everyone we know every second of the day. We just need to remember to always say, out loud so others can hear... "Well that's fucking stupid." Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 17, 2024 11:05 AM (+yhUM) Posted by: SturmToddler at May 17, 2024 11:05 AM (UCRjB) 17
We are winning major battles against woke with our dollars. Be it Bud Light, Target, or Harvard, our cultural enemies forgot that they still need our dollars.
Are we winning? And do they really need our dollars? The Marxist left has thousands of (Discover the) Networks for activism and fund-raising and dark money in addition to the WEF and rich elites all across the world funding all these institutions' woke policies. Bud Light, Target, the NFL, Harvard... none of these institutions are going away and in fact are just doubling and tripling down on woke radicalism. I suspect because they are getting paid to do so by the radical activist groups and rich elite. These institutions no longer need to pander to customers and consumers, as their funding comes from the Marxist left, which uses these institutions to push their agenda on Western civilization. Posted by: Clyde Shelton at May 17, 2024 11:05 AM (P5BPp) 18
We need to push the phrase "Not worth a Biden."
Posted by: Eeyore at May 17, 2024 11:05 AM (1bNHn) 19
There has to be a way to use the student loan situation to squeeze them even harder..
Posted by: tankdemon at May 17, 2024 11:05 AM (KKkZE) 20
my dear deceased FIL Bruce would be devastated to see Harvard's predicament, he had degrees from '50 and '52 and had so many friends and connections that came his way from attending
Covid protocols killed him and yes, we are bitter Posted by: DanMan at May 17, 2024 11:06 AM (8uzBS) 21
What if Harvard's illiquid private equity investments turn to shit?
Posted by: mr tmz at May 17, 2024 11:06 AM (rJ48h) 22
This should be the definition when you open the encyclopedia and read on the topic, 'what happens when you let the inmates run the asylum'?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 17, 2024 11:06 AM (AJDwy) 23
Just saw something that made me laugh. Crackheads are stealing copper from EV chargers.
Who do we know that has an abundance of crackheads running rampant and a lot of EV chargers? Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 17, 2024 11:06 AM (JTwsP) 24
King Harv University >>>>>>>> Harvard University
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 17, 2024 11:06 AM (v6JzV) 25
I can't imagine the leftist millionaires and billionaires would allow the institutions of "higher learning" go tits up.
They'll pony up $$ or the feds will do a bailout. Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 17, 2024 11:07 AM (Q4IgG) 26
These endowments rely heavily on private placements, which often take years to accumulate the big payoffs that are promised, instead of investing in bonds. They may not be able to pull the funds early, and if they can do so, they will take a huge hit.
Imagine putting money into a CD, and the early withdrawal penalty is losing part of your principal as well as any return, and that is the scenario. Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 17, 2024 11:07 AM (lTGtQ) 27
Creditors benefit from inflation.
Posted by: Eeyore at May 17, 2024 11:03 AM (1bNHn) Don't think that's how it works....in late 70s/early 80s people were paying off mortgages w/massively inflated bucks...banks were losing $$...that's how we got ARMs. Posted by: BignJames at May 17, 2024 11:08 AM (AwYPR) Posted by: Alex deLarge at May 17, 2024 11:08 AM (Be/+i) 29
Female congress person, black, lunatic rage on the floor of the House.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Oddly enough, I have as much respect for her as I do the entire body. Third world status: Achieved [X] Not Achieved [ ] Posted by: Tonypete at May 17, 2024 11:08 AM (ua8/W) 30
25 I can't imagine the leftist millionaires and billionaires would allow the institutions of "higher learning" go tits up.
They'll pony up $$ or the feds will do a bailout. Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 17, 2024 11:07 AM (Q4IgG This would fill out my bingo card nicely. Your tax dollars pay for some kids ridiculous student loans. Your tax dollars pay for the college they go to. Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 17, 2024 11:08 AM (AJDwy) 31
Imagine how deranged the universities will become when the feds bail them out.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 17, 2024 11:09 AM (2QA3G) 32
Not that I’m questioning the legitimacy of Harvard’s illiquid investments or the integrity of those managing it, but one might wonder about the “investment strategy” of Harvard’s famous endowment if it is so illiquid that even with several years lead time to prepare for bond maturity, its other investment assets cannot get converted to cash to pay off maturing bonds.
Ya know, I'm beginning to suspect that these people are not the galactic brains they think they are. I may stop reflexively doing whatever they say. Posted by: Archimedes at May 17, 2024 11:09 AM (CsUN+) 33
>>Just saw something that made me laugh. Crackheads are stealing copper from EV chargers.
a charging station in Houston's gayest community Montrose had 4/5 fast chargers stripped in the last week, apparently there is a robust amount of copper associated them Posted by: DanMan at May 17, 2024 11:09 AM (8uzBS) 34
Female congress person, black, lunatic rage on the floor of the House.
https://shorturl.at/1YKw6 ) Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 17, 2024 11:04 AM (L/fGl) *** I was waiting for the head bob thing. Posted by: Diogenes at May 17, 2024 11:09 AM (W/lyH) 35
Cultural Marxist Seminaries have more money than the government
Posted by: Skip at May 17, 2024 11:10 AM (wch7m) 36
Which Target store is closing? What Walmart can I go to and NOT find plenty of Bud Light? Did I miss the news of the NFL franchise on sale for pennies on the dollar? And the Ivy League school campus that's being sold to a local community college? Guess I missed that one, too.
Posted by: But what do I know at May 17, 2024 11:11 AM (dg+HA) Posted by: Kumalot at May 17, 2024 11:11 AM (ua8/W) 38
Schadenfreude aside, I wonder whether any college has factored in the likelihood of events that might cause a large drop in donations in their endowment's investment strategy. Sure would be interesting to see a bunch of colleges with assets in the several dozen billions to shut down because they can't run their facilities for lack of money.
Posted by: Octochicken at May 17, 2024 11:11 AM (oCS0o) 39
They'll pony up $$ or the feds will do a bailout.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 17, 2024 11:07 AM (Q4IgG) Their own wealth is certainly not coming out for The Cause, perish the thought. And bailouts can only stem the tide. Every preposterous bailout they do makes the dollar more worthless and makes the next bailout even more impotent. Not to mention further fanning the flames of resentment now smoldering inside the average normie these days. It's a vicious cycle they can't escape. It's basically Revolution or bust for them, and they just don't have the balls or the manpower for a proper Revolution. They can make life quite miserable for a while, though. Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 17, 2024 11:11 AM (+yhUM) 40
Female congress person, black, lunatic rage on the floor of the House.
https://shorturl.at/1YKw6 ) Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 17, 2024 11:04 AM (L/fGl) *** Funny. The Daily Beast blames MTG for the meeting uproar. Posted by: Diogenes at May 17, 2024 11:11 AM (W/lyH) 41
Question form a financial illiterate -
Is this wonderful Biden economy and its staunchly Republican aversion to price controls contributing to the Ivies cash problem (he hopes)? I do not know how bond markets react to inflation rates - - so essentially, do rising/high ones make bonds harder to sell? Posted by: whodatninja at May 17, 2024 11:12 AM (f8UDq) 42
If you are relying heavily on alumni and corporate donors to have enough cash-on-hand to keep the lights going at a university, then you are doing something very, very wrong.
Supposedly that's what tuition and fees are for. Donations should go to fund activities that cannot be funded any other way, such as large capital projects, or special research activities. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 17, 2024 11:12 AM (7fElN) 43
They can always raise money against their assets. It's only when the banks say no mas that they go nipples towards God.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 17, 2024 11:12 AM (AJDwy) 44
Female congress person, black, lunatic rage on the floor of the House.
https://shorturl.at/1YKw6 ) Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 17, 2024 11:04 AM (L/fGl) *** I was waiting for the head bob thing. Oh no you di'nt. Posted by: Archimedes at May 17, 2024 11:13 AM (CsUN+) 45
a charging station in Houston's gayest community Montrose had 4/5 fast chargers stripped in the last week, apparently there is a robust amount of copper associated them
Posted by: DanMan at May 17, 2024 11:09 AM (8uzBS) Houston has a gay community ? That wasn't in the Dean Martin song ! Posted by: JT at May 17, 2024 11:13 AM (T4tVD) 46
Money raising ideas: They can rent out dorm rooms to the local governemnts for housing illegal immigrants.
Posted by: tankdemon at May 17, 2024 11:13 AM (KKkZE) 47
46 Money raising ideas: They can rent out dorm rooms to the local governemnts for housing illegal immigrants.
Posted by: tankdemon at May 17, 2024 11:13 AM (KKkZE) And enroll the dreamers while there and the government can pay their tuition. Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 17, 2024 11:14 AM (AJDwy) 48
36 Which Target store is closing? What Walmart can I go to and NOT find plenty of Bud Light? Did I miss the news of the NFL franchise on sale for pennies on the dollar? And the Ivy League school campus that's being sold to a local community college? Guess I missed that one, too.
Posted by: But what do I know at May 17, 2024 11:11 AM (dg+HA) Target stores have closed, and I don't think their stock value has recovered yet, but the Right sure didn't hurt the NFL too much after Kapernick's Follies. Posted by: Octochicken at May 17, 2024 11:14 AM (oCS0o) 49
>>Which Target store is closing? What Walmart can I go to and NOT find plenty of Bud Light? Did I miss the news of the NFL franchise on sale for pennies on the dollar? And the Ivy League school campus that's being sold to a local community college? Guess I missed that one, too.
Target recently announced they are not doing the pride month clothing thing anymore. Bud Light sales have taken what appears to be a permanent hit and of course the head of that cluster was fired. The NFL is no longer kneeling and CK is not a thing anymore. Take victories and keep pressing. Expecting the world to do a 180 when we have allowed them to spend decades taking over the institutions is never going to happen. Win battles until we win the war. Posted by: JackStraw at May 17, 2024 11:14 AM (LkLld) 50
Harvard Med grad and a Tulane Med grad in the Men's Room at a national convention. Tulane man finishes his business, zips up, and turns to leave. The Harvard man sniffs, "Ahem! At Haahvahd medical school they taught us to wahsh our hands after urinating!"
Tulane man replies, "At Tulane, they taught us not to piss on our hands!" Posted by: Muldoon at May 17, 2024 11:14 AM (991eG) 51
Breaking911
@Breaking911 NBCUniversal's Peacock is launching a new series about gay and transgender animals End Wokeness @EndWokeness "Queer Planet" will be released in June. The documentary by NBC is focused on "LGBTQI+ tolerance" among the animal kingdom… No, this is not satire. - Set your VCRs! Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 17, 2024 11:14 AM (L/fGl) 52
I love this article. Hope Buck is correct.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 17, 2024 11:15 AM (JoHrE) 53
46 Money raising ideas. Parking meters when you "Pahk the cah in Hahvahd Yahd".
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 17, 2024 11:15 AM (V5eKu) 54
LOL MULDOON !
Posted by: JT at May 17, 2024 11:15 AM (T4tVD) 55
I hate how everyone can claim, I'm worth xxx$ on paper.
If you can't put your hands on it within 24 hours, you really don't have it. Yeah. I'm worth a million dollars if you count the house and land. Big F'n deal. I can't spend it. I can't access it without selling my home and land. And then I'd have to find a buyer. But yeah. I'm worth a million dollars. 😂😂😂 Posted by: rickb223 at May 17, 2024 11:15 AM (x/Qcs) 56
Being a millionaire today is upper middle class.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 17, 2024 11:16 AM (AJDwy) 57
What Walmart can I go to and NOT find plenty of Bud Light?
Of course you can. They built enough capacity to supply a 20% larger market. They've lost billions because the profit only happens when you sell enough to justify the capacity. Posted by: Archimedes at May 17, 2024 11:17 AM (CsUN+) 58
Seems like anything the Gaza people touch turns to shat.
Posted by: Dan at May 17, 2024 11:17 AM (ZfvV/) 59
55 And then it would probably cost $2 million to replace.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 17, 2024 11:17 AM (V5eKu) 60
I do not know how bond markets react to inflation rates - - so essentially, do rising/high ones make bonds harder to sell?
Posted by: whodatninja Yes, bonds normally have fixed interest payments, so when interest rates rise, the value of the bond decreases. That way, if you want to earn 5% on a bond with a 4% coupon, you would offer to pay less than the face value. Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 17, 2024 11:17 AM (lTGtQ) 61
Being a millionaire today is upper middle class.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 17, 2024 11:16 AM (AJDwy) ----------- I'm willing to try it out. Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at May 17, 2024 11:17 AM (Be/+i) 62
In March, Harvard successfully raised the $750 million on Wall Street, and it received authorization from the state of Massachusetts to raise up to another $2 billion in state tax-exempt bonds
Massachusetts may, of course, do as it chooses but if I were a business located there I would question why Harvard, a private corporation, is permitted to sell bonds exempt from state taxes. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 17, 2024 11:18 AM (IUd0M) 63
Seems like anything the Gaza people touch turns to shat.
Posted by: Dan at May 17, 2024 11:17 AM (ZfvV/) Every Arab state in the Middle East agrees. Posted by: Diogenes at May 17, 2024 11:18 AM (W/lyH) 64
Animals hump anything, pulse or not, for fuck's sakes. They're not gay. Sweet pole vaulting Shiva, what the wretched stinking piss is wrong with all these fucking mutants. Just shut your damn cum funnels and go the fuck away already.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 17, 2024 11:18 AM (+yhUM) 65
Ananosorous Wreck's link fixed
https://shorturl.at/1YKw6 That gal replaced Eddie Bernice Johnson's seat in Dallas, she's giving SheJack a run for stupidest in Texas Posted by: DanMan at May 17, 2024 11:18 AM (8uzBS) 66
Massachusetts may, of course, do as it chooses but if I were a business located there I would question why Harvard, a private corporation, is permitted to sell bonds exempt from state taxes.
Because you aren't Harvard. Duh. Posted by: Massachusetts at May 17, 2024 11:19 AM (CsUN+) 67
That gal replaced Eddie Bernice Johnson's seat in Dallas, she's giving SheJack a run for stupidest in Texas
Posted by: DanMan at May 17, 2024 11:18 AM (8uzBS) --------- Which puts her in the running for stupidest worldwide. Posted by: The Stranger at May 17, 2024 11:19 AM (Be/+i) 68
64 Animals hump anything, pulse or not, for fuck's sakes. They're not gay. Sweet pole vaulting Shiva, what the wretched stinking piss is wrong with all these fucking mutants. Just shut your damn cum funnels and go the fuck away already.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 17, 2024 11:18 AM (+yhUM) I almost want to make the effort to see this shite just to find out how they claim animals can be transgender. Posted by: Octochicken at May 17, 2024 11:21 AM (oCS0o) 69
Massachusetts may, of course, do as it chooses but if I were a business located there I would question why Harvard, a private corporation, is permitted to sell bonds exempt from state taxes.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 17, 2024 11:18 AM (IUd0M) Shut up, they explained. Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 17, 2024 11:21 AM (AJDwy) 70
Ananosorous Wreck's link fixed
https://shorturl.at/1YKw6 That gal replaced Eddie Bernice Johnson's seat in Dallas, she's giving SheJack a run for stupidest in Texas Posted by: DanMan at May 17, 2024 11:18 AM (8uzBS) *** Unfortunately I cannot get back to where I was reading the transcript or I'd add the yurl. Holy Mackerel!!! Its hilarious!!! Posted by: Diogenes at May 17, 2024 11:21 AM (W/lyH) 71
Hey Harvard! Need some fast cash? I got a guy named Vito that can float you a loan. BTW - He's not too big on that Pride month thing, so don't bring it up.
Posted by: Roy at May 17, 2024 11:21 AM (z+ik4) 72
What about the skim?
Posted by: davidt at May 17, 2024 11:21 AM (SYTee) 73
I almost want to make the effort to see this shite just to find out how they claim animals can be transgender.
Posted by: Octochicken at May 17, 2024 11:21 AM (oCS0o) Earthworms have both parts therefore shut up while we sew a makeshift dick out of leg meat onto your daughter's belly you bigot. Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 17, 2024 11:22 AM (+yhUM) 74
I almost want to make the effort to see this shite just to find out how they claim animals can be transgender.
Posted by: Octochicken at May 17, 2024 11:21 AM (oCS0o) ------------ There are creatures that can switch between sexes, depending on the circumstances. But they were designed to do that. Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at May 17, 2024 11:22 AM (Be/+i) 75
The NFL is no longer kneeling and CK is not a thing anymore.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 17, 2024 11:14 AM The NFL is not kneeling, but since 2020 they have been donating hundreds of millions of dollars to radical Black Lives Matter organizations. And they push those organizations through their telecasts and the NFL teams and players. The BLM NFL players do not need to kneel anymore, because they won. They got almost every corporation and institution in America to donate billions to BLM causes every year since 2020. Including one of the biggest organizations in the country, the NFL. Total to date: $99,332,250,050 NFL to date: 250,000,000 Claremont Institute BLM Funding Database: https://bit.ly/404LhGw Posted by: Clyde Shelton at May 17, 2024 11:22 AM (P5BPp) 76
74 I almost want to make the effort to see this shite just to find out how they claim animals can be transgender.
Posted by: Octochicken at May 17, 2024 11:21 AM (oCS0o) ------------ There are creatures that can switch between sexes, depending on the circumstances. But they were designed to do that. Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at May 17, 2024 11:22 AM (Be/+i) Amazing that the world's biggest supporters of evolution see nothing wrong with species acting in a way that will ensure their extinction. Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 17, 2024 11:23 AM (KbCG3) 77
Harvard fell $165 million short in its effort to borrow the cash it needs.
------------- No problem, just have a Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at May 17, 2024 11:23 AM (VXJx/) Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 17, 2024 11:24 AM (+yhUM) 79
Welcome to the real world, Harvard!
I can't wait until all the global feminist queer theory intersectionality profs get laid off and experience the real world as well. Posted by: PJ at May 17, 2024 11:24 AM (G1dq6) 80
Let's liquidate them all.
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 17, 2024 11:24 AM (ZdexC) 81
Harvard fell $165 million short in its effort to borrow the cash it needs.
------------- No problem, just have a Hawaiian New York or Boston judge order Trump to pay it. Posted by: ShainS How can you have a $50 billion dollar endowment and not be able to access a 165 large? Posted by: rickb223 at May 17, 2024 11:25 AM (x/Qcs) 82
78 The frogs aren't gay.
The frogs have always been gay. Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 17, 2024 11:24 AM (+yhUM) Oui. Posted by: Roy at May 17, 2024 11:25 AM (z+ik4) 83
Just saw something that made me laugh. Crackheads are stealing copper from EV chargers.
a charging station in Houston's gayest community Montrose had 4/5 fast chargers stripped in the last week, apparently there is a robust amount of copper associated them Posted by: DanMan at May 17, 2024 11:09 AM (8uzBS) not for nothing, but i've heard speed and red light cameras have about 5.5 pounds of copper in them. someone should tell the crack heads... Posted by: SturmToddler at May 17, 2024 11:25 AM (UCRjB) 84
I do not know how bond markets react to inflation rates - - so essentially, do rising/high ones make bonds harder to sell?
Posted by: whodatninja ================ Rising interest rates indicate lower demand for the bond; the rate rises in an effort to induce a buyers purchase, and captures in one number all market perceptions of specific credit risk (Can this debtor pay me back on time?) and general market conditions (a particular borrower pays interest rates that are always relative to the general market, usually expressed as relative to the "risk free rate", the U.S. Treasury bond for the same period). Posted by: Wanna Never Be A Bond Guy at May 17, 2024 11:25 AM (UVjil) 85
> That gal replaced Eddie Bernice Johnson's seat in Dallas, she's giving SheJack a run for stupidest in Texas
____________ I have a feeling this sort of thing is going to be the new normal in FedGov. Apparently there's a shit ton if insane people out there, including most everyone who's in Congress or thinking about it. Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 17, 2024 11:25 AM (Q4IgG) Posted by: Dr. Claw at May 17, 2024 11:25 AM (jbnUc) 87
Amazing that the world's biggest supporters of evolution see nothing wrong with species acting in a way that will ensure their extinction.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 17, 2024 11:23 AM (KbCG3) ------------- The benefit of erasing language -- like erasing borders -- is that: . Regressive is the new Progressive; and . Devolution is the new Evolution. Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at May 17, 2024 11:25 AM (VXJx/) 88
Chicago DA unveils plan to not arrest perps caught with illegal guns or drugs during traffic stops because it impacts too many black people 🥴
https://shorturl.at/UKXg2 - Makes sense. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 17, 2024 11:26 AM (L/fGl) 89
I almost want to make the effort to see this shite just to find out how they claim animals can be transgender.
Posted by: Octochicken There are some animals who can change their sex. Certain species of fish, I believe, among others. Also, I think female hyenas have this thing where the dominant female in the pack will grow an appendage that resembles testicles. But these animals are what they are, the way the Creator designed them. They aren't "identifying" as anything, but just doing what He thought best to have them do for the survival of their species. The tranny queers, on the other hand, are defying the Creator. Let's see how that works out for them. Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 17, 2024 11:26 AM (v6JzV) 90
>>The NFL is not kneeling, but since 2020 they have been donating hundreds of millions of dollars to radical Black Lives Matter organizations. And they push those organizations through their telecasts and the NFL teams and players.
Yea, I know. And Hollywood is still a woke dump but also begining to buckle. As I said we aren't going to magically snap our fingers and go back to Leave it to Beaver USA. The communists have spent years infecting all institutions in the country and it's going to take years to gut all of it. But we shouldn't minimize victories just because he haven't completely won yet. Posted by: JackStraw at May 17, 2024 11:26 AM (LkLld) 91
Liquidity Crisis is the very definition of a first world problem.
I find myself unsympathetic. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, PNW MOME June 1st at May 17, 2024 11:26 AM (xcxpd) 92
If you really wanted to fuck the NFL and it players, you'd instruct the IRS to audit the foundations the players establish.
See how many uncles and second cousins are paid for "security." Posted by: mr tmz at May 17, 2024 11:26 AM (rJ48h) 93
Paul is even more weaksauce than usual.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at May 17, 2024 11:26 AM (Be/+i) 94
Columbia is, if anything, even more lunatic than Harvard, but even they seem to be getting at least part of the message.
‘Hundreds’ of Columbia faculty to go on strike if police not removed from campus https://tinyurl.com/ywe24z8w However, The strike will be limited, however; the Columbia Spectator reports the potential strikers still will “do work that directly serves students.” This means professors won’t “withhold grades, recommendation letters, or other ‘student-serving’ work.” Just for grins: Professor Jack Halberstram, whose faculty page notes he researches queer theory, feminist theory, and gender & sexuality studies, accused President Minouche Shafik and the board of trustees of “wreaking havoc on campus.” Rebecca Jordan-Young (pictured), whose faculty bio says she’s an “interdisciplinary feminist scientist and science studies scholar whose work explores the reciprocal relations between science and the social hierarchies of gender, sexuality, class, and race,” claimed Shafik and other campus officials have “militarized” Columbia. Posted by: Archimedes at May 17, 2024 11:27 AM (CsUN+) Posted by: Dr. Claw at May 17, 2024 11:27 AM (jbnUc) 96
64 Animals hump anything, pulse or not, for fuck's sakes. They're not gay. Sweet pole vaulting Shiva, what the wretched stinking piss is wrong with all these fucking mutants. Just shut your damn cum funnels and go the fuck away already.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 17, 2024 11:18 AM (+yhUM) Don't mince words, Warai, tell us how you really feel 🤣🤣🤣 ***wipes away the tears for the sheer poetry of the sentiment*** Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at May 17, 2024 11:28 AM (SRRAx) 97
I have posted this previously, and though it is a minor podunk circumstance by contrast:
During a meeting of faculty and staff on Tuesday, Feb. 6, UNC Asheville Chancellor Kimberly van Noort laid out the university's current financial situation, which includes a $6 million deficit for the current fiscal year, which ends June 30, 2024. A statement provided to News 13 by the university's Communication and Marketing department shows UNCA risks adding $8 million to its deficit, if the budget is not balanced, for the 2025 fiscal year. ------- The $6 million budget shortfall facing the University of North Carolina Asheville is forcing a reorganization of the school, resulting in faculty layoffs, early retirements, and cuts to Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 17, 2024 11:28 AM (XeU6L) 98
It would be kind of rotten if we were unaccepting of people who woke up one morning and there were balls where there weren't balls before....
But if you're going to sew a pair of titleists into your grundle and run around saying "look at me i'm a boy now", you deserve scorn and ridicule. Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 17, 2024 11:28 AM (+yhUM) 99
How can you have a $50 billion dollar endowment and not be able to access a 165 large?
Posted by: rickb223 at May 17, 2024 11:25 AM (x/Qcs) -------------- Yeah, something doesn't smell right. Maybe it's all in illiquid NYC Commercial Real Estate, and they can only sell now at catastrophic losses? Sounds like a potential "investigative journalism" story for the handful of those who remain ... Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at May 17, 2024 11:29 AM (VXJx/) 100
Harvard fell $165 million short in its effort to borrow the cash it needs.
______ It's a write off, Jerry. They just write it off. Posted by: Kramer at May 17, 2024 11:29 AM (dg+HA) 101
Being a millionaire today is upper middle class.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 17, 2024 11:16 AM (AJDwy) Takes about 15 mil to be in the top 1% Posted by: Bacon Jeff at May 17, 2024 11:29 AM (VGRuw) 102
64 Animals hump anything, pulse or not, for fuck's sakes. They're not gay. Sweet pole vaulting Shiva, what the wretched stinking piss is wrong with all these fucking mutants. Just shut your damn cum funnels and go the fuck away already.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 17, 2024 11:18 AM (+yhUM) "But female hyenas have penises! They're Nature's Trans people!" Posted by: XTC at May 17, 2024 11:30 AM (UnA8+) 103
My DIL has an MBA from Harvard. The hedge fund with at a college subsidiary has been a Master of the Universe for more than a century, some of which I've been able to witness first hand. Their art and history collections are like a world class city.
To fall so far, so fast, so stupidly, well, it takes a heart of stone... not to laugh. Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at May 17, 2024 11:30 AM (wBaIH) 104
Past 100. Just got done reading Morning Report.
Are all the bad Scottie Scheffler takes out of the way? Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 17, 2024 11:30 AM (KbCG3) 105
It's good to see a nature series that shows flukes and parasites finally coming into their own...
Posted by: Muldoon at May 17, 2024 11:30 AM (991eG) 106
THEN: They want to come into our bedroom to see what we are doing!!! NOW: You are required to come into our bedroom to applaud what we are doing!! Posted by: ... at May 17, 2024 11:31 AM (7es2c) 107
And bailouts can only stem the tide. Every preposterous bailout they do makes the dollar more worthless and makes the next bailout even more impotent. Not to mention further fanning the flames of resentment now smoldering inside the average normie these days.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 17, 2024 11:11 AM (+yhUM) Further, every bailout reinforces in the minds of those "in charge" of these institutions that they are defacto government agencies which will ALWAYS get a bailout thereby ensuring that they will never correct any of the issues which necessitated the bailout in the first place. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 17, 2024 11:31 AM (IUd0M) Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 17, 2024 11:31 AM (XeU6L) 109
I see that Captain Obvious anticipated my argument at #74.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 17, 2024 11:31 AM (v6JzV) 110
49 >>Which Target store is closing? What Walmart can I go to and NOT find plenty of Bud Light? Did I miss the news of the NFL franchise on sale for pennies on the dollar? And the Ivy League school campus that's being sold to a local community college? Guess I missed that one, too.
Target recently announced they are not doing the pride month clothing thing anymore. Bud Light sales have taken what appears to be a permanent hit and of course the head of that cluster was fired. The NFL is no longer kneeling and CK is not a thing anymore. Take victories and keep pressing. Expecting the world to do a 180 when we have allowed them to spend decades taking over the institutions is never going to happen. Win battles until we win the war. Posted by: JackStraw ====== Wise words. Patience is a virtue. Posted by: whig at May 17, 2024 11:31 AM (yIoOu) 111
Rebecca Jordan-Young (pictured), whose faculty bio says she’s an “interdisciplinary feminist scientist and science studies scholar whose work explores the reciprocal relations between science and the social hierarchies of gender, sexuality, class, and race,” claimed Shafik and other campus officials have “militarized” Columbia.
Posted by: Archimedes Sugartits, if they allow that word salad of a bio to stand, no, they have not militarized Columbia. The very fact you are still there proves they haven't. Posted by: rickb223 at May 17, 2024 11:31 AM (x/Qcs) 112
If you really wanted to fuck the NFL and it players, you'd instruct the IRS to audit the foundations the players establish.
See how many uncles and second cousins are paid for "security." Posted by: mr tmz - We were watching Wheel of Fortune, and this week was "celebrity" week. Lots of "I think I might recognize that person" guests, and everyone making a big deal out of winning $17K for a charity. The more I watched the more irritating it was because you begin to realize that all of the guests are ABC employees, and that one commercial on the show would cost $50K or so, that everything donated is a write off for ABC or the celebrities, and that even the B-list celebrities are worth $15M+ and the "donated" totals are, as a percentage, like any of us putting a couple of hundred dollars in a fundraising pot or church plate once. While ABC sells thirty commercials and the celebrities advertise their shows. Yay. Posted by: Moron Robbie - Women were taught to get pirate tattoos but don't know what sundresses are at May 17, 2024 11:31 AM (yqqF2) Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 17, 2024 11:32 AM (v6JzV) 114
We are winning major battles against woke with our dollars. Be it Bud Light, Target, or Harvard, our cultural enemies forgot that they still need our dollars.
----- This is what worries me the most. USINT has to be thinking the same thing, and this would be the prime motivator for coup that sweeps in the Communism needed to save our democratic institutions for our own good. Posted by: insurgens ad opus at May 17, 2024 11:32 AM (nbJyt) 115
Calling for white genocide was cool with the donors. It’s only when the calls for Jewish genocide started, that the donations stopped,
Posted by: Montec at May 17, 2024 11:32 AM (tpjlM) 116
We are winning major battles against woke with our dollars. Be it Bud Light, Target, or Harvard, our cultural enemies forgot that they still need our dollars.
------------- BREAKING: F. Joe Mugabe Announces $10 Trillion Feral Government Bailout for Ivy League Schools. Developing ... Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at May 17, 2024 11:32 AM (VXJx/) 117
French police shot and killed an armed individual who reportedly intended to set fire to a synagogue in the northern city of Rouen, France’s Interior Minister Gerald Darmanin said on Friday.
“National police in Rouen neutralized early this morning an armed individual who clearly wanted to set fire to the city’s synagogue,” Darmanin said in a post on X, formerly Twitter. ===== According to a source close to the case, the suspect in the synagogue fire, shot dead by the police officers whom he then threatened, was a 29-year-old Algerian national, under an OQTF (obligation to leave the French territory) “ for less than a year. But this was not enforceable because he had initiated an appeal before the administrative courts .” Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 17, 2024 11:33 AM (ZdexC) 118
That congressional hearing cat fight is a great indicator of what will happen when the NFL finally gets an all female officiating crew.
"Fifteen yards, number 74 on the offense. He knows what he did." Posted by: Upon further review... at May 17, 2024 11:34 AM (dg+HA) 119
There are creatures that can switch between sexes, depending on the circumstances. But they were designed to do that.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at May 17, 2024 11:22 AM (Be/+i) --- Ah, "designed to do that" which implies a Designer... Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 17, 2024 11:34 AM (7fElN) 120
My gosh, who could have seen this coming?
@JustTheNews · 9m Breaking: NATO considering sending military trainers to Ukraine as war with Russia rages on: Report Posted by: JackStraw at May 17, 2024 11:34 AM (LkLld) 121
Yeah, something doesn't smell right. Maybe it's all in illiquid NYC Commercial Real Estate, and they can only sell now at catastrophic losses?
Sounds like a potential "investigative journalism" story for the handful of those who remain ... Posted by: ShainS Like I said upthread, if you can't lay your hands on it in 24 hours, you really don't have it. Posted by: rickb223 at May 17, 2024 11:34 AM (x/Qcs) 122
64 Animals hump anything, pulse or not, for fuck's sakes. They're not gay. Sweet pole vaulting Shiva, what the wretched stinking piss is wrong with all these fucking mutants. Just shut your damn cum funnels and go the fuck away already.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 17, 2024 11:18 AM (+yhUM) And this, ladies and gentlemen, is what makes the AoSHQ THE place to be. Comment of the week right here. Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 17, 2024 11:34 AM (N39Ws) 123
According to a source close to the case, the suspect in the synagogue fire, shot dead by the police officers whom he then threatened, was a 29-year-old Algerian national, under an OQTF (obligation to leave the French territory) “ for less than a year. But this was not enforceable because he had initiated an appeal before the administrative courts .”
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 17, 2024 11:33 AM (ZdexC) The bullets were enforceable though. Posted by: Roy at May 17, 2024 11:35 AM (z+ik4) 124
36 Which Target store is closing? What Walmart can I go to and NOT find plenty of Bud Light? Did I miss the news of the NFL franchise on sale for pennies on the dollar? And the Ivy League school campus that's being sold to a local community college? Guess I missed that one, too.
Posted by: But what do I know at May 17, 2024 11:11 AM (dg+HA) I'll believe we're actually winning when woke corporations' executives start unaliving themselves en masse. Posted by: XTC at May 17, 2024 11:35 AM (UnA8+) 125
President Warai-otoko this morning announced plans to seize Columbia University and actually militarize it, converting all school property and assets into a military training academy.
The President's Press Secretary was then overheard to say something like "Hippity hoppity, ma'fucks" while doing something scary and clicky with a military style assault weapon rifle that was confirmed by eyewitnesses to be black. And scary. Details at 11. Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 17, 2024 11:35 AM (+yhUM) 126
Take victories and keep pressing. Expecting the world to do a 180 when we have allowed them to spend decades taking over the institutions is never going to happen. Win battles until we win the war.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 17, 2024 11:14 AM (LkLld) This. It took decades to get here. I'm always amused when folks will say "well, our cultural enemies didn't commit hara-kiri on day two of our boycott so we've lost... better cave". Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 17, 2024 11:36 AM (IUd0M) 127
Ya know, I'm beginning to suspect that these people are not the galactic brains they think they are. I may stop reflexively doing whatever they say.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 17, 2024 11:09 AM (CsUN+) ------------- One word: Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at May 17, 2024 11:36 AM (VXJx/) 128
And the Ivy League school campus that's being sold to a local community college? Guess I missed that one, too.
----------- Flashback. Maybe Jane Sanders can re-establish Burlington College, it having been grifted it dry: MONTPELIER, Vt. — Federal prosecutors in Vermont have closed their investigation into a college land deal involving the wife of U.S. Sen. Bernie Sanders and decided not to charge her, a spokesman for the couple said Tuesday. Jane Sanders was informed by the U.S. attorney's office that she would not be charged, Sanders spokesman Jeff Weaver said. Jane Sanders is grateful the investigation is over. ---------- Yeah, I'll bet she was. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 17, 2024 11:37 AM (XeU6L) 129
126 This.
It took decades to get here. I'm always amused when folks will say "well, our cultural enemies didn't commit hara-kiri on day two of our boycott so we've lost... better cave". Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 17, 2024 11:36 AM (IUd0M) They want us dead. We should want the same for them. Posted by: XTC at May 17, 2024 11:37 AM (UnA8+) 130
Animals hump anything, pulse or not, for fuck's sakes. They're not gay. Sweet pole vaulting Shiva, what the wretched stinking piss is wrong with all these fucking mutants. Just shut your damn cum funnels and go the fuck away already.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May And this, ladies and gentlemen, is what makes the AoSHQ THE place to be. Comment of the week right here. Posted by: Our Country is Screwed Pure poetry. Posted by: rickb223 at May 17, 2024 11:37 AM (x/Qcs) 131
The billionaires aren't donating to Harvard? Then the answer is obvious. The federal government should Tax them and give the money to Harvard.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 17, 2024 11:37 AM (P9xGM) 132
White House Refuses to Confirm if Jordanians Posing as Amazon Drivers Were Attempting Terrorist Attack
- I'm taking that as a yes. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 17, 2024 11:37 AM (L/fGl) 133
The President's Press Secretary was then overheard to say something like "Hippity hoppity, ma'fucks" while doing something scary and clicky with a military style assault weapon rifle that was confirmed by eyewitnesses to be black. And scary.
------------- Long chainsaw attachments. Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at May 17, 2024 11:37 AM (VXJx/) 134
Rebecca Jordan-Young (pictured), whose faculty bio says she’s an “interdisciplinary feminist scientist and science studies scholar whose work explores the reciprocal relations between science and the social hierarchies of gender, sexuality, class, and race,” claimed Shafik and other campus officials have “militarized” Columbia.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 17, 2024 11:27 AM (CsUN+) --- I'd wager Harvard's entire $50 billion endowment that this "science studies scholar" doesn't know the first thing about the scientific method. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 17, 2024 11:38 AM (7fElN) 135
So be it. Let us hope...
Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at May 17, 2024 11:38 AM (NFX2v) 136
99 How can you have a $50 billion dollar endowment and not be able to access a 165 large?
Posted by: rickb223 at May 17, 2024 11:25 AM (x/Qcs) -------------- Yeah, something doesn't smell right. Maybe it's all in illiquid NYC Commercial Real Estate, and they can only sell now at catastrophic losses? Sounds like a potential "investigative journalism" story for the handful of those who remain ... Posted by: ShainS ======= Art, real property, collectibles, hedge funds, among others, etc. may not be easily liquidated. There may also be considerable overstatement of the value of their endowment. Private individuals donating are inclined to inflate their in kind donations to the maximum the IRS will let them get away with via step up differences between the original cost and the subsequent rise in value. As a result, donations values may be quite distorted from the actual value if put on the marketplace today. Then there are all sorts of entailed donations where the income from the donation must go to the specific purpose such as an endowed professorship or scholarships. Depending on the way it is set up, the school might be more like a manager of those entailed donations. Posted by: whig at May 17, 2024 11:38 AM (yIoOu) 137
According to a source close to the case, the suspect in the synagogue fire, shot dead by the police officers whom he then threatened,...
Umm...how does one threaten police officers AFTER one is shot dead? Yeah, I know - just being a snotty pedantic this morning....🤣🤣🤣 Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at May 17, 2024 11:39 AM (SRRAx) 138
>>Chicago DA unveils plan to not arrest perps caught with illegal guns or drugs during traffic stops because it impacts too many black people
same thing happening in Houston. New mayor takes office, finds out over 260k crimes not prosecuted so police chief that was in charge retires with full benefits, interim chief declares stronger traffic enforcement...local media (Houston Chronicle mostly) in flames because results overwhelming POC are being charged. RACISM!!!111! Posted by: DanMan at May 17, 2024 11:39 AM (8uzBS) 139
My wife, previously an avid Target shopper, said goodbye during last year's pride shit.
The other day she mentioned how easy it was to just walk away and never look back. Hasn't stepped foot in a store or been tempted to. These organizations don't realize how very, very replaceable they are. Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 17, 2024 11:39 AM (KbCG3) 140
Ya know, I'm beginning to suspect that these people are not the galactic brains they think they are. I may stop reflexively doing whatever they say.
Posted by: Archimedes ----------- It is entirely possible for an intelligent person to be stupid. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 17, 2024 11:39 AM (XeU6L) 141
“interdisciplinary feminist scientist and science studies scholar whose work explores the reciprocal relations between science and the social hierarchies of gender, sexuality, class, and race,”
Parasitic bullshit like this is where the money disappears to. Posted by: davidt at May 17, 2024 11:40 AM (SYTee) 142
Umm...how does one threaten police officers AFTER one is shot dead?
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas He got better! Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 17, 2024 11:40 AM (v6JzV) 143
It's entirely possible that large portions of the value of Harvard's endowments are the land it keeps its building on, and the building themselves.
It's hard to divest yourself of your actual workplace. Posted by: FeatherBlade at May 17, 2024 11:40 AM (ou9hh) 144
It's hard to divest yourself of your actual workplace.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at May 17, 2024 11:40 AM (ou9hh) They can be an online college. That would be fun. Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 17, 2024 11:41 AM (+yhUM) 145
There may also be considerable overstatement of the value of their endowment. Private individuals donating are inclined to inflate their in kind donations to the maximum the IRS will let them get away with via step up differences between the original cost and the subsequent rise in value. As a result, donations values may be quite distorted from the actual value if put on the marketplace today.
I have it on good authority that this is cause for criminal charges. Posted by: Archimedes at May 17, 2024 11:41 AM (CsUN+) 146
Yeah, I know - just being a snotty pedantic this morning....🤣🤣🤣
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at May 17, 2024 11:39 AM (SRRAx) ------------- It makes sense if you change "then" to "had." Stupid writer doesn't know how language works. Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at May 17, 2024 11:41 AM (Be/+i) 147
Umm...how does one threaten police officers AFTER one is shot dead?
------- Zombie Algerian -- headshots required to terminate. Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 17, 2024 11:41 AM (ZdexC) 148
'Woke'. 'Harvard'. 'Ivies'. Heh. Heheh. Heheheheheheh. Fuck 'em all.
Posted by: Dr_No at May 17, 2024 11:42 AM (ayRl+) 149
It makes sense if you change "then" to "had." Stupid writer doesn't know how language works.
------ I don't know at all but it might be the translation of an original French report but we know what they meant. Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 17, 2024 11:42 AM (ZdexC) 150
It is entirely possible for an intelligent person to be stupid.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 17, 2024 11:39 AM (XeU6L) ----------- I've been a member of Mensa. They are people there who've done some remarkably dumb stuff. Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at May 17, 2024 11:42 AM (Be/+i) 151
It was helpful of the guy to tell me he was a Ben Sasse fan.
Posted by: Disgusted at May 17, 2024 11:42 AM (Z8Yh2) 152
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‘ Animals hump anything, pulse or not, for fuck's sakes. ’ So you agree with us? Love is love ❤️ Posted by: Fags everywhere at May 17, 2024 11:42 AM (jbnUc) 153
Bernie Sanders Thinks It's a "Health Crisis" That So Many Doctors Are White
- Yeah, right, Bernie Sanders "thinks". Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 17, 2024 11:43 AM (L/fGl) 154
I'd wager Harvard's entire $50 billion endowment that this "science studies scholar" doesn't know the first thing about the scientific method.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel That is true of most of the humanities and even social sciences even at the graduate level. For example, despite being one of the more mathematical social sciences, academic economists often fail to understand basic research design principles. Ditto for philosophy majors as the history of science is usually not a required course. Then there are the 'junk' studies of academia where bullshit language is used to hide the fact that nothing other than noxious prattling of self created opinions is present. Posted by: whig at May 17, 2024 11:43 AM (yIoOu) 155
interdisciplinary feminist scientist
Unless "interdisciplinary feminist" is being used strictly to describe (pictured), I'm not certain they understand "science". Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 17, 2024 11:43 AM (IUd0M) 156
It's good to see a nature series that shows flukes and parasites finally coming into their own...
Posted by: Muldoon at May 17, 2024 11:30 AM (991eG) Back in my Army days when I was an Intelligence weenie, I was surprised to see classified documents about such things. I thumbed through some of them and discovered my high school biology only got me partially through the executive summary. Fascinating stuff though. Posted by: Diogenes at May 17, 2024 11:43 AM (W/lyH) 157
"But female hyenas have penises! They're Nature's Trans people!"
Posted by: XTC And their creator left them as a lesson for the trans community. the female spotted hyena additionally uses her pseudo-penis for urination, sexual intercourse, and to give birth. There are severe reproductive costs as a result of the female spotted hyena's pseudo-penis. Nearly all female spotted hyena's first-born cubs are stillborn, as the placenta is not long enough for the extended penile birth canal. In addition, the first birthing process is time-consuming, as it requires the meatus of the pseudo-penis to tear, allowing the fetus to pass through; as a result, the first-born often die of hypoxia.. --Wikipedia Posted by: mikeski at May 17, 2024 11:43 AM (RnwYP) 158
As I said we aren't going to magically snap our fingers and go back to Leave it to Beaver USA. The communists have spent years infecting all institutions in the country and it's going to take years to gut all of it. But we shouldn't minimize victories just because he haven't completely won yet.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 17, 2024 11:26 AM I agree with you in general. The turnaround will not happen in our lifetimes. The Left's Long March through the Institutions took 50+ years. Will be just as tough if not tougher for conservatives to take them - and culture and civilization - back. I just do not agree with your NFL as an example of a win, just because they stopped kneeling. They stopped kneeling, because they won. The NFL and almost every corporation and institution in the country capitulated to their demands. Same thing happened with Prop 8 in California years ago. The alphabet soup mafia terrorized anyone supporting that and got everyone to back down from opposing the alphabet soup mafia agenda. And they have pushed for, and gotten, more and more and more over the 16 years since then. Posted by: Clyde Shelton at May 17, 2024 11:43 AM (P5BPp) 159
Oh, and then Harvard will have to pay all those extra taxes on the unrealized gains from all their assets appreciating in value and ha ha ha fucking lol yeah nah.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 17, 2024 11:44 AM (+yhUM) 160
I have it on good authority that this is cause for criminal charges.
Posted by: Archimedes ====== If you want to commit a financial crime and get away with it--non governmental organizations are right up there at the top. Vast flows of money with very little accountability. Posted by: whig at May 17, 2024 11:44 AM (yIoOu) 161
153 Bernie Sanders Thinks It's a "Health Crisis" That So Many Doctors Are White
- Yeah, right, Bernie Sanders "thinks". Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 17, 2024 11:43 AM (L/fGl) Don't know where Bernie gets his balls coughed but every doctor I've had in the past ten years is Indian. Dot not feather. Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 17, 2024 11:44 AM (AJDwy) 162
OT but extremely important:
Boston Coffee Cake is having a big promotion in honor of National Walnut Day (today.) Use the code "GONUTS" and select free shipping and get one of their 3-pounder Cinnamon Walnut cakes for $29.00 total. They freeze well; I just bought three. (They're usually $39.99 each plus ~ $12-$15 shipping) Posted by: IrishEi at May 17, 2024 11:45 AM (3ImbR) 163
Sandra Flukes???
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 17, 2024 11:45 AM (ZdexC) 164
Are all the bad Scottie Scheffler takes out of the way?
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 17, 2024 11:30 AM (KbCG3) Are you anti-police or anti-dipshit? I'm sure we can lay hands on some takes for ya. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 17, 2024 11:45 AM (IUd0M) 165
149 It makes sense if you change "then" to "had." Stupid writer doesn't know how language works.
------ I don't know at all but it might be the translation of an original French report but we know what they meant. Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 17, 2024 11:42 AM (ZdexC) I figured it was lost in translation. Like I said, I was just being snotty 🤣🤣🤣 Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at May 17, 2024 11:46 AM (SRRAx) 166
It can be lunch time
Posted by: Skip at May 17, 2024 11:46 AM (wch7m) 167
"These organizations don't realize how very, very replaceable they are."
Works on the personnel level too. Posted by: Disgusted at May 17, 2024 11:46 AM (Z8Yh2) Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 17, 2024 11:47 AM (ZdexC) 169
I figured it was lost in translation. Like I said, I was just being snotty 🤣🤣🤣
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at May 17, 2024 11:46 AM (SRRAx) ------------- Then the translator should be suspended by their fuzz. *I* could do a better job. Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at May 17, 2024 11:47 AM (Be/+i) 170
According to a source close to the case, the suspect in the synagogue fire, shot dead by the police officers whom he then threatened,...
Umm...how does one threaten police officers AFTER one is shot dead? Yeah, I know - just being a snotty pedantic this morning....🤣🤣🤣 Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at May 17, 2024 11:39 AM (SRRAx) Would it shock you to learn that Journalism school doesn't teach you to write. Posted by: ... at May 17, 2024 11:47 AM (7es2c) 171
160 I have it on good authority that this is cause for criminal charges.
Posted by: Archimedes ====== If you want to commit a financial crime and get away with it--non governmental organizations are right up there at the top. Vast flows of money with very little accountability. Posted by: whig at May 17, 2024 11:44 AM (yIoOu) Nah, easiest way to get away with it is to wait for a disgruntled co-worker to set the building on fire. Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 17, 2024 11:47 AM (KbCG3) 172
I don't know at all but it might be the translation of an original French report but we know what they meant.
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 17, 2024 11:42 AM (ZdexC) I figured it was lost in translation. Like I said, I was just being snotty 🤣🤣🤣 Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas It was translated by an idiot, then. Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 17, 2024 11:48 AM (v6JzV) 173
I don't know at all but it might be the translation of an original French report but we know what they meant.
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 17, 2024 11:42 AM (ZdexC) You're about as fun as rabies. Posted by: ... at May 17, 2024 11:48 AM (7es2c) 174
"There has to be a way to use the student loan situation to squeeze them even harder..
Posted by: tankdemon" There is, in fact: Stop issuing the loans. That will devastate every institution that accepts them. Posted by: FeatherBlade at May 17, 2024 11:48 AM (ou9hh) 175
Breaking: NATO considering sending military trainers to Ukraine as war with Russia rages on: Report
Posted by: JackStraw at May 17, 2024 11:34 AM (LkLld) Where they gonna find Ukrainians to be trained? Can't touch any of the Kiev party crowd. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 17, 2024 11:49 AM (IUd0M) 176
>>> 171 160 I have it on good authority that this is cause for criminal charges.
Posted by: Archimedes ====== If you want to commit a financial crime and get away with it--non governmental organizations are right up there at the top. Vast flows of money with very little accountability. Posted by: whig at May 17, 2024 11:44 AM (yIoOu) Nah, easiest way to get away with it is to wait for a disgruntled co-worker to set the building on fire. Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 17, 2024 11:47 AM (KbCG3) I specifically asked for *no* salt. Posted by: Milton at May 17, 2024 11:49 AM (llON8) 177
It is entirely possible for an intelligent person to be stupid.
I often think the same of Asians. They excel in school, yet affiliate with a political party which hates them and discriminates against them. Posted by: Archimedes at May 17, 2024 11:49 AM (CsUN+) 178
Being a millionaire today is upper middle class.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 17, 2024 11:16 AM (AJDwy) Takes about 15 mil to be in the top 1% Posted by: Bacon Jeff If you would total all my savings, 401K, IRA's, value of house, value of life insurance (I have to die for my wife to get that), her savings and investment, and the value of my house and land (and you have to sell that to get at it, unless you want to take out a home equity loan), then yeah, my wife and I are worth about a Million dollars (pinkie in tooth). So what? I am 68 years old, about to retire, and have been paying into 401K, IRA, etc for about 38 years. Bought and sold a couple of houses, and my wife sold the house she inherited from her deceased parents, and put some of that money into our present house. The accumulation of 40-50 years of acquiring assets. We are comfortable, but not rich. I know really rich people. They're different. They have a lot more money and liquidity in their assets. Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at May 17, 2024 11:49 AM (vcOmj) 179
It took decades to get here. I'm always amused when folks will say "well, our cultural enemies didn't commit hara-kiri on day two of our boycott so we've lost... better cave".
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 17, 2024 11:36 AM I never said we should cave. I simply disagree that we are achieving much in the way of victories right now. If the NFL refraining from kneeling but providing civilization's enemies with $250mil in support -- not to mention publicly denouncing what we all considered was culturally and morally good (Butker's speech) -- is winning, I'd hate to see losing. Posted by: Clyde Shelton at May 17, 2024 11:49 AM (P5BPp) 180
I often think the same of Asians. They excel in school, yet affiliate with a political party which hates them and discriminates against them.
It may be that 2024 is the start of an exodus from the Dems, though. Posted by: Archimedes at May 17, 2024 11:50 AM (CsUN+) Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 17, 2024 11:50 AM (v6JzV) 182
They want us dead. We should want the same for them.
Posted by: XTC at May 17, 2024 11:37 AM (UnA8+) I'm fine with that, I just won't start wailing when it doesn't happen today. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 17, 2024 11:50 AM (IUd0M) 183
We don't need to dress like retards and fuck up an engineering quad. We don't need to rig elections and brownshirt everyone we know every second of the day.
We just need to remember to always say, out loud so others can hear... "Well that's fucking stupid." Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 17, 2024 11:05 AM (+yhUM) == I do a version of this - when I hear "that is insensitive" I pretty much immediately ask, why? Why is it insensitive? ANd then force an answer out of them. Which either makes them foolishly try and defend why it is - which they usually don't know, they've just heard others say so; or remain silent and quit saying things around you, and perhaps remain silent among others in the future. Posted by: Black JEM at May 17, 2024 11:50 AM (GZYu7) 184
Burn them all to the ground, scatter the ashes and salt the soil.
Posted by: TC at May 17, 2024 11:50 AM (FjlUt) 185
It's entirely possible that large portions of the value of Harvard's endowments are the land it keeps its building on, and the building themselves.
It's hard to divest yourself of your actual workplace. Posted by: FeatherBlade Exactly. They can claim it, but they can't produce it. Posted by: rickb223 at May 17, 2024 11:50 AM (x/Qcs) 186
Speaking of being short on cash . . .
Disney Set To "Pretty Dramatically" Cut Television Spending, Slower Theme Park Growth Expected Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 17, 2024 11:51 AM (L/fGl) 187
I've been a member of Mensa. They are people there who've done some remarkably dumb stuff.
Posted by: Captain Obvious ---------- A psychologist acquaintance of mine wrote a column about this: "A nation of the intellectually stupid?" https://tinyurl.com/584wueat Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 17, 2024 11:51 AM (XeU6L) Posted by: Eeyore at May 17, 2024 11:51 AM (yOPBE) 189
I never said we should cave. I simply disagree that we are achieving much in the way of victories right now. If the NFL refraining from kneeling but providing civilization's enemies with $250mil in support -- not to mention publicly denouncing what we all considered was culturally and morally good (Butker's speech) -- is winning, I'd hate to see losing.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton Yeah, it IS uphill all the way. It's worth TRYING, but we aren't making very much headway. Maybe keeping up the hope, but I don't see many victories or much winning. But despair or giving up is not the right direction, either. Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at May 17, 2024 11:52 AM (vcOmj) 190
Amazing that the world's biggest supporters of evolution see nothing wrong with species acting in a way that will ensure their extinction.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 17, 2024 11:23 AM (KbCG3) there really is a difference between believing that evolution is a reality based on fossils, philosophy and genetics, and believing in evolution because "I-hate-you-daddy-this-proves- you-wrong-and-I-don't- have-to-listen-to-you-any-more!" Posted by: Kindltot at May 17, 2024 11:52 AM (D7oie) Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 17, 2024 11:52 AM (ZdexC) 192
I'd wager Harvard's entire $50 billion endowment that this "science studies scholar" doesn't know the first thing about the scientific method.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 17, 2024 11:38 AM (7fElN) I'd be willing to wager a significant fraction that a good portion of the - theoretically - actual hard science professors don't either. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 17, 2024 11:52 AM (IUd0M) 193
Perhaps a lot of the non-liquid assets are commercial office buildings in places like San Francisco?
Posted by: No One of Any Consequence at May 17, 2024 11:52 AM (VuZH8) 194
I'm not smart enough to know what goes on at Haaavaaaahd, but I'm also not dumb enough to believe they're having financial troubles.
Whatever bullshit they're saying about their endowment, and operating costs, and anything having to do with money, it's all lies. They're a vital part of the fascist/communist takeover of this country, and they serve a purpose. The oligarchs are wandering around their hallowed halls every day, they are just as powerful, if not more, than any politicians or corporate CEO. And anyone who thinks that bald gay black woman was running the place, I have swampland railroads to sell you. Posted by: BurtTC at May 17, 2024 11:52 AM (dGCAG) 195
"as it requires the meatus of the pseudo-penis to tear,"
I refuse to believe that "meatus" is an actual technical term in anatomy. Posted by: FeatherBlade at May 17, 2024 11:52 AM (ou9hh) 196
Bud Light, Target, the NFL, Harvard... none of these institutions are going away and in fact are just doubling and tripling down on woke radicalism. I suspect because they are getting paid to do so by the radical activist groups and rich elite. These institutions no longer need to pander to customers and consumers, as their funding comes from the Marxist left, which uses these institutions to push their agenda on Western civilization.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at May 17, 2024 11:05 AM (P5BPp) == Sure they get floated by the money, but they all lost money, which means it created pain, and reduced the amount of money overall available to the left. Just wait until their foray into DEI starts costing them even more money. Posted by: Black JEM at May 17, 2024 11:52 AM (GZYu7) 197
They can be an online college.
That would be fun. Posted by: Warai-otoko MIT offers many of their courses online. I don't know if you can earn credit for them though. Here's an idea - have some sort of feature whereby if you do well the institution (and society at large) considers you competent in that discipline. We could call it a 'test' or 'exam'. If you do well, you're qualified. Whether or not you paid anyone for the priveledge of spending four years there. Posted by: Kumalot at May 17, 2024 11:52 AM (ua8/W) 198
Are all the bad Scottie Scheffler takes out of the way?
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 17, 2024 11:30 AM (KbCG3) Are you anti-police or anti-dipshit? I'm sure we can lay hands on some takes for ya. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 17, 2024 11:45 AM (IUd0M) I am anti-both and probably a little clueless, but I listened to the ESPN eyewitness of the incident (posted by redridinghood on the MR)… he talked for about 10 minutes describing what took place. The golfer was in a PGA marked car and was told he could enter the course (prior to actually driving there) The police car and policeman were not clearly marked; they could’ve easily been mistaken as event security Pro golfers routinely at ever event drive around security vehicles to get into the course; security is to keep civilians out, not the golfers obviously Scheffler made a mistake assuming he was maneuvering around security as he’s done dozens if not hundreds of times The cop overreacted big time; per eyewitness Scheffler never yelled etc…. He was almost certainly stunned and confused At most Scheffler should get a ticket. That cop needs to learn how to control himself Posted by: LinusVanPelt at May 17, 2024 11:53 AM (htC+Q) 199
This will be an interesting topic to explore when I go to my alma mater, M.I.T., for my 50th reunion at commencement at the end of this month. If you follow the news you'll have seen that Pres. Kornbluth finally sent the cops in to clear out - permanently - the encampment there, and likely dozens of students have been sanctioned. Some have been banned from non-academic activities. Some have been banned from campus altogether, including having to move out of their dorms to whatever off-campus non-Institute owned/operated housing they could find. The timing is such that those people can't take their semester finals and, if seniors, can't graduate. Having to re-take a semester at M.I.T. ain't cheap. And those are interim penalties. All of them have been referred to the Committee on Discipline and could end up being formally suspended or even expelled.
I should note that unlike at Harvard, Penn, and other schools Pres. Kornbluth has her degrees in a physical science, not "gender studies" or some other such blather, and has done valuable research in them. These actions will likely save her job. Posted by: RonF at May 17, 2024 11:53 AM (l8nW6) 200
>>> asset-rich but cash-poor situation.
Kamehameha School / Bishop Estate that owned half of Hawaii had that problem and was forced to start selling of its lands. Some court case decided they had to pay for improvements if they did not renew leases. Business probably did not care as the strip malls were probably fully depreciated... but homeowners wanted reimbursement. If nobody gives Havard money, or buys there bonds they too would be forced to liquidate. Would not be surprised if most assets are cool shit for the Boards use. Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 17, 2024 11:53 AM (slLaE) 201
Bernie Sanders Thinks It's a "Health Crisis" That So Many Doctors Are White
- Yeah, right, Bernie Sanders "thinks". Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks How in the world is this a problem, much less a crisis? A good doctor is a good doctor, and their color or sex has absolutely nothing to do with it. It is getting to the point that politicians and do gooders are trying to kill people. Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 17, 2024 11:53 AM (lTGtQ) 202
My point is, one is a belief based on actual reflection on what is seen and can be measured, and the other is a pretext to shut down any and all argument.
"animals can be queer" is in the second category Posted by: Kindltot at May 17, 2024 11:53 AM (D7oie) 203
I refuse to believe that "meatus" is an actual technical term in anatomy.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at May 17, 2024 11:52 AM (ou9hh) -------------- You bet your auditory meatus that it is. Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at May 17, 2024 11:53 AM (Be/+i) 204
"Well that's fucking stupid."
Posted by: Warai-otoko " I used to have a bumper sticker on my truck that said: " Stand up and say "That's Stupid". " One of my son's friends saw it and said "That's stupid". Posted by: fd at May 17, 2024 11:53 AM (vFG9F) 205
There may also be considerable overstatement of the value of their endowment.
Posted by: whig at May 17, 2024 11:38 AM (yIoOu) Judge Engoron should look into this. I'm sure he's an expert in these areas. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 17, 2024 11:53 AM (IUd0M) 206
btw, Buck, excellent Rant
Finding out current Ivy League endowments invested in fossil fuel, and those associated returns, might be interesting, too. Good weekend! Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at May 17, 2024 11:54 AM (NFX2v) 207
Off swallowing sock!!
Posted by: Tonypete at May 17, 2024 11:54 AM (ua8/W) 208
Meatus at the vomitorium.
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 17, 2024 11:55 AM (ZdexC) 209
"as it requires the meatus of the pseudo-penis to tear,"
I refuse to believe that "meatus" is an actual technical term in anatomy. Posted by: FeatherBlade Per Wiki: The urinary meatus (/miːˈeɪtəs/, mee-AY-təs; pl.: meatus or meatuses), also known as the external urethral orifice, is the opening where urine exits the male and female urethra. It is where semen also exits the male urethra. The meatus has varying degrees of sensitivity to touch. Posted by: rickb223 at May 17, 2024 11:55 AM (x/Qcs) 210
A psychologist acquaintance of mine wrote a column about this:
"A nation of the intellectually stupid?" https://tinyurl.com/584wueat That's very well done. Everyone should read it. I especially like FIBs (Fashionably Irrational Beliefs). This seemingly intentional failure in education illuminates two truisms — intelligence doesn’t make us smart and having intelligence doesn’t mean we’re bound to use it for good things. Intelligence is the capacity to be smart, not a confirmation of smart. Real intelligence — the kind that can be put to real productive use — requires seasoning and discipline. Without good training, doses of realism, measured humility, morality, and, above all, a dedication to truth, intelligence is predictably going to default to other cravings. Comfort and control top the list of the brain’s seductive vulnerabilities. Posted by: Archimedes at May 17, 2024 11:55 AM (CsUN+) 211
It makes sense if you change "then" to "had." Stupid writer doesn't know how language works.
------ I don't know at all but it might be the translation of an original French report but we know what they meant. Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 17, 2024 11:42 AM (ZdexC) ------------- “Boy, those French! They have a different word for everything!" /obligatory Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at May 17, 2024 11:55 AM (VXJx/) 212
>>Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at May 17, 2024 11:49 AM (vcOmj)
we're in the same place but I don't count my house as an asset. Something my dad taught me. Every house I sold got replaced with a house that was much higher in price than the value it was when I bought my first one. Posted by: DanMan at May 17, 2024 11:56 AM (8uzBS) 213
190 Amazing that the world's biggest supporters of evolution see nothing wrong with species acting in a way that will ensure their extinction.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 17, 2024 11:23 AM (KbCG3) there really is a difference between believing that evolution is a reality based on fossils, philosophy and genetics, and believing in evolution because "I-hate-you-daddy-this-proves- you-wrong-and-I-don't- have-to-listen-to-you-any-more!" Posted by: Kindltot at May 17, 2024 11:52 AM (D7oie) Venn diagram of people who believe due to the latter and insist that animals are gay. Otherwise known as a circle. Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 17, 2024 11:56 AM (KbCG3) 214
Don Lemon Reveals Grim News as He Hits Rock Botton in Major Career Failure
- What does it say about us as a culture that a retarded black pervert can't earn a living? Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 17, 2024 11:56 AM (L/fGl) 215
The other day she mentioned how easy it was to just walk away and never look back. Hasn't stepped foot in a store or been tempted to.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 17, 2024 11:39 AM I've been told that this is impossible. Posted by: Eeyore at May 17, 2024 11:56 AM (yOPBE) 216
My give-a-fuck meter is still pegged at 0.00 mfs.
Protests are fine but threats and violence must be met by force. Clear them. Charge them. Expel those that are students. Ye reap what ye sow. Posted by: The Man from Athens at May 17, 2024 11:56 AM (DKn0U) 217
Wouldn't it be funny if they inflated the value of their assets in order to get those loans.
Posted by: WisRich at May 17, 2024 11:56 AM (G0vdT) 218
Same thing happened with Prop 8 in California years ago. The alphabet soup mafia terrorized anyone supporting that and got everyone to back down from opposing the alphabet soup mafia agenda.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at May 17, 2024 11:43 AM (P5BPp) IIRC, Prop 8 passed. Handily. Then they got a judge to rule that a constitutional amendment was unconstitutional. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 17, 2024 11:56 AM (IUd0M) 219
It's entirely possible that large portions of the value of Harvard's endowments are the land it keeps its building on, and the building themselves.
It's hard to divest yourself of your actual workplace. Posted by: FeatherBlade Exactly. They can claim it, but they can't produce it. Posted by: rickb223 at May 17, 2024 11:50 AM (x/Qcs) Again, I don't know what shenanigans they're up to, but I've always heard the billions were basically cash money. Invested somewhere, sure, and who knows what these monsters are funding with it, but anybody saying they're financially strapped is being silly. Or lying. Posted by: BurtTC at May 17, 2024 11:56 AM (dGCAG) 220
“Boy, those French! They have a different word for everything!"
/obligatory Posted by: ShainS Pfft. -- Germans Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 17, 2024 11:57 AM (v6JzV) 221
"Our" dollars might hurt BL but they don't touch Harvard and never will.
It's a 100% Leftist cat fight. The university are hard-line Maoists. All of its students are Maoists, and so are the donors. They're having an internal Party struggle about their position on the Jewish Question. My prediction? In the end, the Party will just openly say "forget it, Jews. We have the power and we'll keep it with or without your money. If you want access to our power, you'll pay up with interest or we'll assfuck you." And they'll pay. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 17, 2024 11:57 AM (0FoWg) 222
Meatus may refer to:
* the external acoustic meatus, the opening of the ear canal * the internal auditory meatus, a canal in the temporal bone of the skull * the urinary meatus, which is the opening of the urethra, situated on the glans penis in males and in the vulval vestibule in females * one of three nasal meatuses: the superior meatus, middle meatusand inferior meatus; each are passages through the nasal cavitywithin the skull (The plural forms of "meatus" are: meatus, as a Latin form (of the fourth declension noun class, which the word belongs to); or meatuses, as a normally derived English plural; or often, and incorrectly, meati, by false analogy with the very common Latin -us/-i forms (such as alumnus/alumni), i.e., the second declension noun class.) Posted by: rickb223 at May 17, 2024 11:57 AM (x/Qcs) 223
I refuse to believe that "meatus" is an actual technical term in anatomy.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at May 17, 2024 11:52 AM (ou9hh) It should be. Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 17, 2024 11:57 AM (2QA3G) 224
BTW, Brave's spellchecker has 'meatus' in its dictionary.
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 17, 2024 11:57 AM (ZdexC) 225
>>> raise $750 million with a taxable bond sale through Goldman Sachs,
Wouldn't be surprised if Havard owns a big chunk of Goldman Sachs, The Kam Schools supposedly owned a huge chunk. Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 17, 2024 11:57 AM (slLaE) 226
The meatus has varying degrees of sensitivity to touch.
Posted by: rickb223 Not news to any swinging d**k in the universe. Posted by: Tonypete at May 17, 2024 11:57 AM (ua8/W) Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at May 17, 2024 11:58 AM (VXJx/) 228
I do not expect to ever see "tanks on Harvard yard" per Curtis Yarvin's essays, but I would make an effort to increase the chance of it happening even a little.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 17, 2024 11:58 AM (cf/0E) 229
hehehehe, he said 'meatus', hehehehe...
Posted by: Beavis at May 17, 2024 11:58 AM (SYTee) Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 17, 2024 11:58 AM (ZdexC) 231
Female congress person, black, lunatic rage on the floor of the House.
https://shorturl.at/1YKw6 ) Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 17, 2024 11:04 AM Are we sure that's Crocket? Looks more like Tubbs... Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 17, 2024 11:58 AM (Wnv9h) 232
How did I not know that there was a term "vulval vestibule" until just now?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 17, 2024 11:59 AM (v6JzV) 233
do a version of this - when I hear "that is insensitive" I pretty much immediately ask, why? Why is it insensitive? ANd then force an answer out of them. Which either makes them foolishly try and defend why it is - which they usually don't know, they've just heard others say so; or remain silent and quit saying things around you, and perhaps remain silent among others in the future.
Posted by: Black JEM My version is a look. When I hear something incredibly stupid either at work or in my personal life, I give a particular looks to whoever said it that translates in to what a fool I think they are. My ex-husband and kids can attest that I have a "look". Posted by: Cheri at May 17, 2024 11:59 AM (oiNtH) 234
Off swallowing sock!!
Posted by: Tonypete at May 17, 2024 11:54 AM (ua8/W) ahhhhh....just curious. Where do you wear such a sock? Posted by: Diogenes at May 17, 2024 11:59 AM (W/lyH) 235
Intelligence is the capacity to be smart, not a confirmation of smart. Real intelligence — the kind that can be put to real productive use — requires seasoning and discipline.
Without good training, doses of realism, measured humility, morality, and, above all, a dedication to truth, intelligence is predictably going to default to other cravings. Comfort and control top the list of the brain’s seductive vulnerabilities. Posted by: Archimedes Intelligence is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Smarts is knowing not to put it into fruit salad. Posted by: rickb223 at May 17, 2024 11:59 AM (x/Qcs) 236
Dude, last month was cannibalism month.
Left Eats Their Own: Scotland Green Party Expels 13 Members for Not Going Along With Delusional Trans Ideology Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 17, 2024 12:00 PM (L/fGl) 237
Anonosaurus Wrecks - link not working.
Posted by: Cheri at May 17, 2024 12:00 PM (oiNtH) 238
"Per Wiki:
The urinary meatus (/miːˈeɪtəs/, mee-AY-təs; pl.: meatus or meatuses), also known as the external urethral orifice" Nope, I still refuse. Contrary to all evidence, I will not believe. Because it sounds stupid. XD Posted by: FeatherBlade at May 17, 2024 12:01 PM (ou9hh) 239
Without good training, doses of realism, measured humility, morality, and, above all, a dedication to truth, intelligence is predictably going to default to other cravings.
Comfort and control top the list of the brain’s seductive vulnerabilities. Posted by: Archimedes Well said. Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 17, 2024 12:01 PM (v6JzV) 240
Intelligence is knowing that a tomato is a fruit.
Smarts is knowing not to put it into fruit salad. To say nothing of the whole carrots in jello mold farrago. Posted by: Archimedes at May 17, 2024 12:01 PM (CsUN+) 241
ahhhhh....just curious.
Where do you wear such a sock? Posted by: Diogenes You can rest assured a meatus is involved. (Amazing how multiple themes in a thread will inevitably merge together!) Posted by: Tonypete at May 17, 2024 12:01 PM (ua8/W) 242
To say nothing of the whole carrots in jello mold farrago.
Posted by: Archimedes And chili. Crimes against humanity. Posted by: rickb223 at May 17, 2024 12:02 PM (x/Qcs) 243
I'm reasonably intelligent, but I've done plenty of stupid stuff over the years, which wasn't very smart
I might have been wrong on everything Posted by: Don Black at May 17, 2024 12:02 PM (/7KEl) 244
Nood boss.
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222 Meatus may refer to:
Posted by: rickb223 at May 17, 2024 11:57 AM (x/Qcs) So basically, if you see "meatus" in an ingredients list, choose another product. Posted by: Bacon Jeff at May 17, 2024 12:03 PM (VGRuw) 246
I'm reasonably intelligent, but I've done plenty of stupid stuff over the years, which wasn't very smart
I might have been wrong on everything Posted by: Don Black Scott Adams had this line in one of his books, something to the effect of "Everybody is an idiot once in a while." Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 17, 2024 12:04 PM (v6JzV) 247
Emotional intelligence is critical no matter what a person's level of formal education may be.
Posted by: Cheri at May 17, 2024 12:04 PM (oiNtH) 248
Nood
Posted by: Biden's bookkeeping errors at May 17, 2024 12:04 PM (++knk) 249
I'm surprised they were able to get anyone to invest in the bonds-- if the leadership doesn't change, Harvard's financial problems are only going to get worse. Is the gamble that the bonds will be backed by the endowment as collateral? So, not really a risk.
I thought part of the issue with the endowments is that many of the bequeathments were for specific purposes restricting those funds from being used for things like keeping the lights on, salaries/personnel unrelated to the bequeathment. Posted by: you're in hell the world ended at May 17, 2024 12:04 PM (FL5QR) 250
"Just meatus (meatus), meatus (meatus) No one wants to be defeated Showin' how funky and strong is your fight It doesn't matter who's wrong or right Just beat it (beat it)" Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at May 17, 2024 12:04 PM (VXJx/) 251
Which Target store is closing? What Walmart can I go to and NOT find plenty of Bud Light? Did I miss the news of the NFL franchise on sale for pennies on the dollar? And the Ivy League school campus that's being sold to a local community college? Guess I missed that one, too.
Posted by: But what do I know at May 17, 2024 11:11 AM (dg+HA) == But if you go to Walmart, you will find less Budlight than you used to, and that is done everywhere. Less money going to Bud Light. WHy do you think companies are reconsidering their pride month activities? Because they would prefer to not lose 20-30% of their market share and the income going along with it. Harvard isn't closing. But their applications are down. Their finances are ill-liquid creating financial stress, and they are having trouble overcoming it. Target's share price is down by a third from 2022. That's even with a nice rebound first part of this year. Ther eis reason they are backing off their pride collection this summer, much to the chagrin of the noisy leftwing totalitarian LBGT crowd. I'd call that the beginning of a win. With a bunch more wins coming. Posted by: Black JEM at May 17, 2024 12:04 PM (GZYu7) 252
Fans Start Petition To Remove Harrison Butker From Kansas City Chiefs After Controversial Comments
- Burn him at the stake! Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 17, 2024 12:05 PM (L/fGl) 253
The NFL's sugar daddy has been TV. It's moving to pay for view. l see streaming failure in their future, that's why the NFL is teaming up directly with the gambling cartel.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at May 17, 2024 12:05 PM (wBaIH) 254
"These organizations don't realize how very, very replaceable they are."
The Centeral Scrutinizer, talking about Target. So true. Consider the fate of Sears, and Montgomery Wards. Posted by: RonF at May 17, 2024 12:08 PM (l8nW6) 255
It was translated by an idiot, then.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 17, 2024 11:48 AM (v6JzV) Full of sound and fury, signifying nothing... Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 17, 2024 12:09 PM (+yhUM) 256
I used to have a bumper sticker on my truck that said:
" Stand up and say "That's Stupid". " One of my son's friends saw it and said "That's stupid". Posted by: fd ---------- I still have one that says' 'Too Bad That Ignorance Isn't Painful' Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 17, 2024 12:09 PM (XeU6L) 257
The BLM NFL players do not need to kneel anymore, because they won. They got almost every corporation and institution in America to donate billions to BLM causes every year since 2020. Including one of the biggest organizations in the country, the NFL.
Total to date: $99,332,250,050 NFL to date: 250,000,000 Claremont Institute BLM Funding Database: https://bit.ly/404LhGw Posted by: Clyde Shelton at May 17, 2024 11:22 AM (P5BPp) == Yes they did. But they have had to go underground to do it. And legally, they are up against the same issues every other business is up against. Everything DEI stands for is illegal, and SCOTUS is getting around to reminding us of that. The affinity group activities the NFL uses are going to be next on the chopping block - and even their comment regarding Butker's remark technically violates civil rights employment law if any harm comes to Butker because of it. The league was posturing because they need to, because the Obama wing of the world is heavily staffed there. But they are losing - and will lose big time if they don't stop and change course. The owners care about green. The league will pivot on a dime. Posted by: Black JEM at May 17, 2024 12:10 PM (GZYu7) Posted by: The Man With Three Ani at May 17, 2024 12:10 PM (p5aDI) 259
No worries, Saudis will make up for the shortfall.
Posted by: Coki at May 17, 2024 12:10 PM (Wkrcf) 260
Chicago DA unveils plan to not arrest perps caught with illegal guns or drugs during traffic stops because it impacts too many black people 🥴
https://shorturl.at/UKXg2 - Makes sense. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 17, 2024 11:26 AM (L/fGl) == This is a change how? Posted by: Black JEM at May 17, 2024 12:12 PM (GZYu7) 261
I had no idea this was happening.
Universities need to be disabused of the idea that they decide what society is and how it works, rather than the other way around. Posted by: El Mariachi Attorney at Law at May 17, 2024 12:12 PM (nLFEI) 262
Isn't Meatus actually Cletus' dumber brother?
Posted by: Boswell at May 17, 2024 12:15 PM (K+UlC) 263
9m
Breaking: NATO considering sending military trainers to Ukraine as war with Russia rages on: Report Posted by: JackStraw at May 17, 2024 11:34 AM (LkLld) == Poland and Germany, and to a lesser extent France are all worried. Finland and Sweden as well. Europe is realizing even if Russia only gets part of Ukraine now, they will be looking to take Moldova and the rest of Ukraine at a later date. This is getting "the time prior to WWI" feel about it. Posted by: Black JEM at May 17, 2024 12:20 PM (GZYu7) 264
My prediction? In the end, the Party will just openly say "forget it, Jews. We have the power and we'll keep it with or without your money. If you want access to our power, you'll pay up with interest or we'll assfuck you."
And they'll pay. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 17, 2024 11:57 AM (0FoWg) == I get the sentiment. But I'm not sure you're right this time. Posted by: Black JEM at May 17, 2024 12:29 PM (GZYu7) 265
This is dumb. They didn't buy penny stocks that "might" payoff in 30 years. They might *lose money* on their original investment, but too fucking bad. That's what these dirtbag pieces of shit deserve.
Posted by: deadrody at May 17, 2024 01:20 PM (OeYsY) 266
Wait. What? "...most of the people reading this blog probably aren’t big givers." Did Buck just call us morons cheapskates?
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