Animal Frenz and/or Undead Castles Cafe

Burg Grimmenstein, Austria
Likely birthplace of Frau Blücher
found at @mobicastle,
Photo by @max_pawlikowsky

"Grimmenstein" is just about the perfect name for that castle. It's such a perfect name that I thought I was being punked and that it's just a dumb fake castle in a video game for NERDS, but it turns out it's real.

I also think this castle was on the short list for a Led Zeppelin album cover.

"Dracula's Castle" in Romania. But you know, like 20 castles claim to be "Dracula's Castle." Let's just agree it's a castle in Romania.

Puppy love.

Sea otters having a nap.

Some next-level precision bike riding through some serious scenery.

Skier attempting to outrace an avalanche right on his heels decides the difficulty factor isn't quite high enough and so does a backflip off a jump.

Dude drives a boat like he's a henchman in a James Bond movie.

Sunset in Madeira.

I sure don't want to advertise for Red China but damn this is some scenery.

Very neat fountain with a chain of whirlpools, each emptying into the next-lower pool.

Bedtime on the farm.

The fish freaks come out at night.

Speaking of freak fish: a grouper pulls the ol' switcheroo on a shark.

Red panda meets a baby chimp.

Whale and calf.

The Girl With the Dogs grooms a shy dog who needs the comfort of his emotional support rat. Two of those words describe Michael Cohen.

Lion waits by a well, waiting to Seize and Pounce upon animals that come to drink from it. An elephant comes up and says get your candy ass out of here, Susan.

How cute is this goldendoodle? Correct answer: Very cute.

Musical mutt.

A dog loves riding on his horse.

Yeeting the workweek like...

Frenz. Though I think the duck is more into the dog than the dog is into the duck.

The duck is in the frenzone.

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1 Hiya

Posted by: Ciampino - TechTalk #08 at May 17, 2024 07:26 PM (qfLjt)

2 Foist!

Posted by: Ciampino - Kaff #01 at May 17, 2024 07:26 PM (qfLjt)

3 not first

Posted by: Kevin in ABQ at May 17, 2024 07:27 PM (EF8U3)

4 not last either

Posted by: Kevin in ABQ at May 17, 2024 07:27 PM (EF8U3)

5 Comment seen on X today - "if Scottie had been arrested at Augusta, they'd have already busted him out like El Chapo."

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 17, 2024 07:30 PM (S6gqv)

6 Bluecher!

Posted by: Dr. T at May 17, 2024 07:30 PM (lhssM)

7 Been a great day so let me buy you all a drink.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 17, 2024 07:30 PM (EoJ7M)

8 Right, duck is good eating. Goose is ok.

Posted by: runner at May 17, 2024 07:32 PM (V13WU)

9 Bluecher!
Posted by: Dr. T at May 17, 2024 07:30 PM

WHINNY!!!!!!

Posted by: That Horse] at May 17, 2024 07:32 PM (Wnv9h)

10 Burg Grimmenstein, Austria
.......

before levels and plumb bobs?

Posted by: wth at May 17, 2024 07:32 PM (v0R5T)

11 Been a great day so let me buy you all a drink.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 17, 2024 07:30 PM (EoJ7M)

Thanks ! Any drink I want ?

Posted by: runner at May 17, 2024 07:32 PM (V13WU)

12 Right, duck is good eating. Goose is ok.
Posted by: runner at May 17, 2024 07:32 PM (V13WU)

Meh. Way too rich, in my experience. Never had goose.

Posted by: Dr. T at May 17, 2024 07:33 PM (lhssM)

13 runner, yep.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 17, 2024 07:33 PM (EoJ7M)

14 {{{ Ben Had }}}

Thanks. I'll have a glass of milk.

I don't need alcohol to lower my inhibitions.
Ooops. Did I saw that out loud?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 17, 2024 07:33 PM (u82oZ)

15 I was hoping there would be kangaroos because I found a great recipe.

Posted by: fd at May 17, 2024 07:34 PM (vFG9F)

16 "a grouper pulls the ol' switcheroo on a shark."

Wow!

Posted by: gp Can't Even at May 17, 2024 07:34 PM (MvF+J)

17 Say
Sheesh.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 17, 2024 07:34 PM (u82oZ)

18 I see a castle, my first thought is the plumbing bills.

Posted by: gp Can't Even at May 17, 2024 07:34 PM (MvF+J)

19 Girl makes dolphin laugh
......

She made me feel funny, too.

Posted by: wth at May 17, 2024 07:34 PM (v0R5T)

20 Goose needs to be roasted in a good drip pan for all the fat.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 17, 2024 07:35 PM (EoJ7M)

21 7 Been a great day so let me buy you all a drink.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 17, 2024 07:30 PM (EoJ7M)
***
Cheers!!

Posted by: TRex at May 17, 2024 07:35 PM (IQ6Gq)

22 I don't need alcohol to lower my inhibitions.
Ooops. Did I saw that out loud?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 17, 2024 07:33 PM (u82oZ)

Small world. My inhibitions don't get lower even with alcohol.

Posted by: Dr. T at May 17, 2024 07:35 PM (lhssM)

23 I've mentioned it before, but the weirdest thing about cleaning waterfowl is how it attracts yellow jackets. I don't know why or how, but they catch that scent almost instantly and like nothing else.

Posted by: Moron Robbie congratulates women on needing to work until they're 80 at May 17, 2024 07:35 PM (u3bSM)

24 Corgis summoned.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 17, 2024 07:35 PM (u82oZ)

25 Meh. Way too rich, in my experience

==

Ok, let's discuss. To what duck dish are you referring ?

Posted by: runner at May 17, 2024 07:36 PM (V13WU)

26 Diet cola, any brand.

Posted by: gp Can't Even at May 17, 2024 07:36 PM (MvF+J)

27 Should be getting spicy around here soon. Looks a storm is heading our way...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 17, 2024 07:36 PM (BpYfr)

28 I think Ace is trolling me. Cool castle, though!

Posted by: Piper at May 17, 2024 07:36 PM (QzINz)

29 see a castle, my first thought is the plumbing bills.
-

Ha. You sound like me. A buddy bought a big new house and all I could think was "man, that's going to require a bunch of furniture"

Posted by: Moron Robbie congratulates women on needing to work until they're 80 at May 17, 2024 07:37 PM (u3bSM)

30 Dr T.

Good to see your post. Did your students drive you to drinking, or have you transitioned to researching that big federal grant.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 17, 2024 07:37 PM (u82oZ)

31 NaCly, only your charm is exceeded by your wit.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 17, 2024 07:37 PM (EoJ7M)

32 Romania is a place I wanted to visit but it never worked out. I've been near it, in Bulgaria. Looks very interesting. One of the Tate brothers is living there now.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 17, 2024 07:37 PM (MeG8a)

33 Ok, let's discuss. To what duck dish are you referring ?
Posted by: runner at May 17, 2024 07:36 PM (V13WU)

Duck pate. That's the most recent dish I had, anyway. Wanted to like it, didn't.

Posted by: Dr. T at May 17, 2024 07:38 PM (lhssM)

34 I will have....2008 Bollinger Grande Année. Thank you!

Posted by: runner, inspired by 007 at May 17, 2024 07:38 PM (V13WU)

35 Evening.

Posted by: Robert at May 17, 2024 07:38 PM (cj/BJ)

36 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at May 17, 2024 07:38 PM (fwDg9)

37 Grilled duck breasts with blackberry sage sauce.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 17, 2024 07:39 PM (EoJ7M)

38 *Stands in front of multitudes. *
** In a sharp tux with French cuffs and cufflinks **

Raises glass:

To the esteemed Ben Had -- Cheers!

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 17, 2024 07:40 PM (u82oZ)

39 A castle is nice to have. You just conquer the locals and enslave them to build you a castle and when they croak you just brick them up in the walls.
It's good to be the king!

Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 17, 2024 07:41 PM (MeG8a)

40 Duck pate. That's the most recent dish I had, anyway. Wanted to like it, didn't.
Posted by: Dr. T at May 17, 2024 07:38 PM (lhssM)

Try BBQ duck in a good/reputable Vietnamese restaurant.

Posted by: runner, inspired by 007 at May 17, 2024 07:41 PM (V13WU)

41 Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 17, 2024 07:37 PM (u82oZ)

I did think about taking a flask into the office the last few weeks, to deal with certain students on the one hand and certain administrators on the other.

Mostly though, I drink for more mundane reasons, like numbing the feelings of self-loathing.

Posted by: Dr. T at May 17, 2024 07:41 PM (lhssM)

42 /uninspired

Posted by: runner at May 17, 2024 07:42 PM (V13WU)

43 gourmand du jour

The only castle worth living in is the Castle Anthrax.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 17, 2024 07:42 PM (u82oZ)

44
More videos of this odd couple.
Craco'

Jojo Craco and Bela Oxmyx

Posted by: The other James Varney at May 17, 2024 07:42 PM (63Dwl)

45 Ah, but is it Grimmenstein or Grimmenstain castle?

Posted by: Berenstein bears et al at May 17, 2024 07:43 PM (2iXGE)

46 Fuq …

Bruins score late in the 1st

1-0

Posted by: briwndog will hork that shit up in a flash at May 17, 2024 07:43 PM (TTAGa)

47 It's not a BBQ BBQ, like Texas or Memphis or St. Louis...it has a special flavor.

Posted by: runner at May 17, 2024 07:43 PM (V13WU)

48 Romania is a place I wanted to visit but it never worked out. I've been near it, in Bulgaria. Looks very interesting. One of the Tate brothers is living there now.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 17, 2024 07:37 PM (MeG8a)

I'd be interested in visiting Bucharest to see the Ceausescu palace. It's a Communist monstrosity, but damn is it big.

Posted by: Dr. T at May 17, 2024 07:44 PM (lhssM)

49 Dr. T.

Inconceivable. Here I thought you were living the dream.

I can loan you my sports jacket with patches on the elbows. And you can borrow a pipe. Finding women with negotiable standards of virtue is the next step.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 17, 2024 07:44 PM (u82oZ)

50 Question for the horde - How is the store known as Ikea pronounced? We've always said "Eye-kee-ah" but heard someone today say "Ick-eeuh." Who can resolve this linguistic riddle? Swedish meatballs for all!

Posted by: TRex at May 17, 2024 07:45 PM (IQ6Gq)

51 Ps. It’s Blucher. You can add the umlaut if you want.

Posted by: Piper at May 17, 2024 07:45 PM (p4NUW)

52 Vlad The Impaler was one bad ass dude.

Chuck Negron of Three Dog Night fame looks just like him...could be his twin brother.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 17, 2024 07:46 PM (R/m4+)

53 That castle has a hell of a place for an outside.
They expect everyone to hold it for the whole seige?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 17, 2024 07:46 PM (cOq4q)

54 The most interesting castle I ever visited was the one in which Richard C'oer de Leon was imprisoned in the course of his somewhat inglorious return from his crusade. It was long ruined and somewhat smallish. What a ransom that asshole Prince got from him via England, which Richard seldom even visited. Richard thought he could sneak back home dressed as a peasant but he was so tall the disguise didn't work.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 17, 2024 07:46 PM (MeG8a)

55 Great day salmon fishing and crabing. One 14 lb. King and 16 Dungeness crabs. Fresh seafood is on the menu boys.

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at May 17, 2024 07:46 PM (wtjFh)

56 >>51 Ps. It’s Blucher. You can add the umlaut if you want.

but I can't make an umlaut so I did ue

hold on, i'll look up how to do the umlaut

Posted by: ace at May 17, 2024 07:47 PM (KRtlO)

57 It's not a BBQ BBQ, like Texas or Memphis or St. Louis...it has a special flavor.
Posted by: runner at May 17, 2024 07:43 PM (V13WU)

Interesting. I'm trying to imagine barbecue duck and can't quite do it. Someday, maybe.

Posted by: Dr. T at May 17, 2024 07:47 PM (lhssM)

58 Thing about castles is what do you do with a castle?

Posted by: eleven at May 17, 2024 07:48 PM (fV+MH)

59 Üü

Posted by: Robert at May 17, 2024 07:48 PM (jfcKw)

60 okay I changed it to Bluücher

Posted by: ace at May 17, 2024 07:48 PM (KRtlO)

61 hold on, i'll look up how to do the umlaut
Posted by: ace at May 17, 2024 07:47 PM (KRtlO)

As a self-declared expert in German, the use of an e in place of the umlaut is generally considered acceptable. Even linguistic websites like Duolingo will accept it.

Posted by: Dr. T at May 17, 2024 07:49 PM (lhssM)

62 now that's a castle!

Neuschwanstein is nice (so is Fallingwater), but that one looks actually doable.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 17, 2024 07:49 PM (tQtDb)

63 Vlad The Impaler was one bad ass dude.

Chuck Negron of Three Dog Night fame looks just like him...could be his twin brother.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 17, 2024 07:46 PM (R/m4+)

Momma told me not to come …

*** is impaled, ass first ***

Posted by: browndog has nightmares of Dracula at May 17, 2024 07:49 PM (TTAGa)

64 Piper

Still working on your invention. There is no COTS solution. I think a Mk 36 SRBOC (Super Rapid Blooming Onboard Chaff) launcher is overkill.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 17, 2024 07:50 PM (u82oZ)

65 50 Question for the horde - How is the store known as Ikea pronounced? We've always said "Eye-kee-ah" but heard someone today say "Ick-eeuh." Who can resolve this linguistic riddle? Swedish meatballs for all!
Posted by: TRex at May

The real pronunciation is ee kay yah. But they Americanize it here and call it I key ah. If you go to Europe, you hear the eekayyah.

Posted by: Piper at May 17, 2024 07:50 PM (p4NUW)

66 From the Bee, Satan tells democrats to tone it down until the election.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nnN1a8nNCwA

Posted by: huerfano at May 17, 2024 07:51 PM (VGOMa)

67 I don't need alcohol to lower my inhibitions.
Ooops. Did I saw that out loud?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 17, 2024 07:33 PM

No, you don't, and yes, you did.

Posted by: The Horse Trailer (TxMoMe, Ret.) at May 17, 2024 07:51 PM (a3Q+t)

68 hold on, i'll look up how to do the umlaut

--

HOLD ONTO YOUR BUTTS!

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Women were taught to get pirate tattoos but don't know what sundresses are at May 17, 2024 07:51 PM (yqqF2)

69 You impale one Turk and they never let you forget.

Posted by: eleven at May 17, 2024 07:51 PM (fV+MH)

70 64 Piper

Still working on your invention. There is no COTS solution. I think a Mk 36 SRBOC (Super Rapid Blooming Onboard Chaff) launcher is overkill.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 17, 2024

Okay, but as much as I wanted pink, I think it will clash with the red accents so we may need to go with silver. I am just focusing on the important parts here.

Posted by: Piper at May 17, 2024 07:51 PM (p4NUW)

71 "Ick-eeuh"

Say it like a viking and it is the clear choice.
The option sounds Japanese.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 17, 2024 07:52 PM (cOq4q)

72 I think a Mk 36 SRBOC (Super Rapid Blooming Onboard Chaff) launcher is overkill.
-

It saddens me that I'm growing so far apart from this place.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Women were taught to get pirate tattoos but don't know what sundresses are at May 17, 2024 07:52 PM (yqqF2)

73 The 5 levels of drinking (Larry Miller)

https://youtu.be/FJdzoY-Wsc8

Posted by: Ciampino - Kaff #02 at May 17, 2024 07:53 PM (qfLjt)

74 Question for the horde - How is the store known as Ikea pronounced? We've always said "Eye-kee-ah" but heard someone today say "Ick-eeuh." Who can resolve this linguistic riddle? Swedish meatballs for all!
Posted by: TRex at May

If Swedish is structured like German, the I would be pronounced like a long E, so Eee-kea.

I don't know if it is structured like German, though. Swedish is stupid.

Posted by: Dr. T at May 17, 2024 07:53 PM (lhssM)

75 ü

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at May 17, 2024 07:53 PM (XMwZJ)

76 Ok, Dune's about to start here in the theater. Catch y'all later.

Posted by: Dr. T at May 17, 2024 07:54 PM (lhssM)

77 For a whole bunch of guys that talk about boobs you certainly are modest about peeing on a tree outside.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 17, 2024 07:54 PM (EoJ7M)

78 I ke u
I ke me
I ke a girl
behind the tree

Posted by: ace at May 17, 2024 07:54 PM (KRtlO)

79 60 okay I changed it to Bluücher
Posted by: ace at May 17

It’s pronounced “Smith”.

Posted by: Piper at May 17, 2024 07:54 PM (p4NUW)

80 Ace purchased his prized cordless drill at Ikea.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 17, 2024 07:54 PM (a3Q+t)

81 >>>80 Ace purchased his prized cordless drill at Ikea.

this is libel!

Posted by: ace at May 17, 2024 07:55 PM (KRtlO)

82 Ok, Dune's about to start here in the theater. Catch y'all later.
Posted by: Dr. T

Livestream it!

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 17, 2024 07:55 PM (cOq4q)

83 You say it however American would say it, which is "however you want". This silliness toward hearing normal people saying "Cheeelay" and "NicawRRRAWGWAH!" is absurd.

We don't say Nippon or Deutschland.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Women were taught to get pirate tattoos but don't know what sundresses are at May 17, 2024 07:55 PM (yqqF2)

84 Astoundingly beautiful-yet-eerie views from China. A still from that video would probably look like something off of a Yes album cover.

Posted by: Paco at May 17, 2024 07:56 PM (njExo)

85 "Thing about castles is what do you do with a castle?
Posted by: eleven"

According to the link:

"The destination is also popular as a location for children's birthday parties and private celebrations. The castle is heated and can be used for events all year round."

Posted by: fd at May 17, 2024 07:56 PM (vFG9F)

86 >>>k, Dune's about to start here in the theater.

spoiler: It's like the first one.

not bad but disappointing. The director has the idea, which has possessed "prestige" movies and shows for 15 years, that slow = serious.

Posted by: ace at May 17, 2024 07:56 PM (KRtlO)

87 It seems like it would be very out of character for Eye-Kia to sell a drill with enough torque to kick back and hurt the users wrist.

I assume it would still cost more than a good Ridgid or similar actual tool.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Women were taught to get pirate tattoos but don't know what sundresses are at May 17, 2024 07:57 PM (yqqF2)

88 It's not Ike-a?

Posted by: fd at May 17, 2024 07:57 PM (vFG9F)

89 Piper

Silver it is. In heraldry silver is higher in status than gold.

You will be the glitteria in your town after I invent this.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 17, 2024 07:57 PM (u82oZ)

90 "Bluücher" In Cherman the capital B stands for double-S I think, so maybe pronounced "ssloooccher," with emphasis on the "cch."

Posted by: gp Can't Even at May 17, 2024 07:57 PM (MvF+J)

91 Dune has good design, like all of those weird Ralph McQuarrie concept art pieces for Star Wars that they discarded as too weird.

Posted by: ace at May 17, 2024 07:57 PM (KRtlO)

92 Imagine ace with an Allen wrench.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 17, 2024 07:58 PM (EoJ7M)

93 not me, BH.

I grew up in the big city, I will pee just about anywhere.

when ya gotta, ya gotta!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 17, 2024 07:58 PM (tQtDb)

94 I drove by Bran Castle when I visited Brasov. Didn't have time to see the place but Transylvannia is a very cool place. Reminds me of Austria but cheaper.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 17, 2024 07:58 PM (LkLld)

95 "The director has the idea, which has possessed "prestige" movies and shows for 15 years, that slow = serious. "

IS TRUE!!

Posted by: every Rusian director ever at May 17, 2024 07:58 PM (fV+MH)

96 no the double s or es-szet is kinda similar to a b but it's a different letter. German has a B.

Posted by: ace at May 17, 2024 07:58 PM (KRtlO)

97 How does Dune sell product placement?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Women were taught to get pirate tattoos but don't know what sundresses are at May 17, 2024 07:59 PM (yqqF2)

98 >>>97 How does Dune sell product placement?

I went out and bought three pounds of spice, so.

Posted by: ace at May 17, 2024 07:59 PM (KRtlO)

99 Imagine ace with opposable thumbs.

Posted by: eleven at May 17, 2024 07:59 PM (fV+MH)

100 Castle looks like it's had some exterior work done.

The residents must have the whole village in the smoker on the back porch.

Posted by: pawn at May 17, 2024 07:59 PM (QB+5g)

101 90 "Bluücher" In Cherman the capital B stands for double-S I think, so maybe pronounced "ssloooccher," with emphasis on the "cch."
Posted by: gp Can't Even at May 17

Some people with this last name should get run over by a tractor. Just trust me on it.

Posted by: Piper at May 17, 2024 07:59 PM (p4NUW)

102 "Dracula's Castle" in Romania. But you know, like 20 castles claim to be "Dracula's Castle."

**

doggeh sez if Dracula ever peed there it's Dracula's castle

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 17, 2024 07:59 PM (E5ugj)

103 For a whole bunch of guys that talk about boobs you certainly are modest about peeing on a tree outside.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 17, 2024 07:54 PM

IME, women are a whole lot more modest about peeing on a tree outside than men are.

OTOH, I've heard some enjoy writing things in the snow using a male acquaintance's calligraphy instrument.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 17, 2024 08:00 PM (a3Q+t)

104 I liked this guy .... Dabney Coleman dead at 92: Yellowstone and 9 to 5 acting legend passes away

https://mol.im/a/13431447

Posted by: Ciampino - Kaff #03 at May 17, 2024 08:00 PM (qfLjt)

105 I won't say too much about Eye-Kia, though. I've never been in one but have wanted to visit. Just haven't. Seems like an interesting place in its own way.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Women were taught to get pirate tattoos but don't know what sundresses are at May 17, 2024 08:00 PM (yqqF2)

106 Silver it is. In heraldry silver is higher in status than gold.

You will be the glitteria in your town after I invent this.

Posted by: NaCly Dog

That explains officer rank with butter bars below the silver, gold leaf majors below silver leaf light colonel.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 17, 2024 08:01 PM (cOq4q)

107 Ben Had

It was dark. And I'm shy.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 17, 2024 08:02 PM (u82oZ)

108 SpaceX - Falcon 9 - Starlink Group 6-59 - SLC-40 -
Cape Canaveral SFS - Space Affairs Live
Launch Date: May 17, 2024
Launch Time: 8:32 p.m. EDT, (0032 UTC, 02:32 CEST May 1

https://www.youtube.com/live/jbAwHi67ZyM

Posted by: Ciampino - Rocketman at May 17, 2024 08:02 PM (qfLjt)

109 >>104 I liked this guy .... Dabney Coleman dead at 92: Yellowstone and 9 to 5 acting legend passes away

wargames. McKittrick.

Posted by: ace at May 17, 2024 08:02 PM (KRtlO)

110 Went to oldest grandson's 5th grade end of the year musical program last night. It was fun. I was watching a couple of the teachers operate the sound system and thinking that when I was in 5th grade we were lucky to have a vaguely out of tune piano to accompany our programs.

Posted by: Tuna at May 17, 2024 08:02 PM (oaGWv)

111 "German has a B." Ssullsheist!

Posted by: gp Can't Even at May 17, 2024 08:02 PM (MvF+J)

112 I liked this guy .... Dabney Coleman dead at 92: Yellowstone and 9 to 5 acting legend passes away

https://mol.im/a/13431447

--

There's a great 1981 B&W picture of him and his family if you scroll down the link. Everyone is looking up and to the right, and the cute-as-a-button daughter is looking dead at the camera.

I wonder if that was the plan or just a great accident?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Women were taught to get pirate tattoos but don't know what sundresses are at May 17, 2024 08:02 PM (yqqF2)

113 Duncanthrax, found myself on a deserted country road the other day an had no compunction about getting relief.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 17, 2024 08:03 PM (EoJ7M)

114 Itinerant Alley Butcher

Yup. It had puzzled me, so I looked it up. As to why??? IDK.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 17, 2024 08:03 PM (u82oZ)

115 dabney coleman was great in Office Space. "I celebrate his entire catalog."

Posted by: ace at May 17, 2024 08:04 PM (KRtlO)

116 ‘Don’t fear the grouper…’

Posted by: Eromero at May 17, 2024 08:04 PM (NxC5+)

117

( I know that isn't Dabney Coleman, but he's a Dabney Coleman type. I want to get a Brian Dennehy thing going)

Posted by: ace at May 17, 2024 08:05 PM (KRtlO)

118 I liked this guy .... Dabney Coleman dead at 92: Yellowstone and 9 to 5 acting legend passes away

wargames. McKittrick.
Posted by: ace

He was funny as Tom Hanks's much married father in "You've Got Mail".

Posted by: Tuna at May 17, 2024 08:06 PM (oaGWv)

119 What is the little shack at the bottom of the stairs for?

Posted by: Ronster at May 17, 2024 08:06 PM (6ais8)

120 dabney coleman was great in Office Space. "I celebrate his entire catalog."

Posted by: ace

-

Yeah, when I first saw a younger photo at the link I locked up for a second before my brain worked out the timeline.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Women were taught to get pirate tattoos but don't know what sundresses are at May 17, 2024 08:06 PM (yqqF2)

121
I'm laughing my ass off. Aussies are having some solar panel woes. The power companies are now charging through the nose for customers to pump power back into the grid, such that if someone generates more power than they use, they still pay a big power bill.

The solution: government subsidies for big Li-ion battery packs to store excess rather than pump back into grid. So every home would need a huge fire trap.

And then, they're finding that these huge solar panel installations, which have been eating up normal land, have a YUGE heat island effect, much more than predicted.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 17, 2024 08:06 PM (w6EFb)

122 What kid wouldn't love to have a birthday party at Grimmenstein castle? Beats the hell out of Chucky Cheese. I wonder if they have Lark Pie.

Posted by: fd at May 17, 2024 08:06 PM (vFG9F)

123 Duncanthrax, found myself on a deserted country road the other day an had no compunction about getting relief.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 17, 2024 08:03 PM (EoJ7M)

good. I was tired about worrying about phrasing.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 17, 2024 08:06 PM (D7oie)

124 What is the little shack at the bottom of the stairs for?

--

Waiting for the school bus.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Women were taught to get pirate tattoos but don't know what sundresses are at May 17, 2024 08:07 PM (yqqF2)

125 Have a great night, everyone.

May you all have wonderful times before the exuberant dreams.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 17, 2024 08:07 PM (u82oZ)

126 I think the office space guy is... John McGirk? is that right?

Posted by: ace at May 17, 2024 08:07 PM (KRtlO)

127 Ronster, quarantine

Posted by: Ben Had at May 17, 2024 08:07 PM (EoJ7M)

128 Imagine ace with an Allen wrench.
Posted by: Ben Had

What size ?
Metric or standard ?

Posted by: JT at May 17, 2024 08:07 PM (T4tVD)

129
I went out and bought three pounds of spice, so.
Posted by: ace

Can you navigate?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 17, 2024 08:08 PM (63Dwl)

130 "And then, they're finding that these huge solar panel installations, which have been eating up normal land, have a YUGE heat island effect, much more than predicted.
Posted by: publius"

It bugs the hell out of when they cut down hundreds of acres of shady forest to put up these ugly fields of glass.

Posted by: fd at May 17, 2024 08:08 PM (vFG9F)

131 116 ‘Don’t fear the grouper…’
Posted by: Eromero at May

Baby I’m your man(ta ray)

Posted by: Piper at May 17, 2024 08:08 PM (p4NUW)

132 Imagine ace with an Allen wrench.
Posted by: Ben Had

What size ?
Metric or standard ?

-

Standard and strips out the head because it needs metric.

(we love you ace)

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Women were taught to get pirate tattoos but don't know what sundresses are at May 17, 2024 08:08 PM (yqqF2)

133 What is the little shack at the bottom of the stairs for?

Little Free Library

Posted by: Kindltot at May 17, 2024 08:08 PM (D7oie)

134 The pic of Grimmenstein castle, minus all the Photoshop effects, looks to be identical to the pic heading up this evening's animal cafe. But since it is without attribution that determination cannot be made conclusively. With that out of the way, the photoshop version crushes the latent malevolence in the original. In honor of the morning art thread: Would print.

https://tinyurl.com/3fx54c4d

Posted by: lost in space at May 17, 2024 08:09 PM (5PoCi)

135 Night, Salty!

Posted by: Piper at May 17, 2024 08:09 PM (p4NUW)

136 I would be fine installing Solar (if I had the money). But those Lithium batteries are a big fk no.

Posted by: eleven at May 17, 2024 08:09 PM (fV+MH)

137 I see castle and think what it takes to heat the place, should be cool enough in summer

Posted by: Skip at May 17, 2024 08:10 PM (fwDg9)

138 >>Girl Makes Dolphin Laugh

The Paolo, he make a horse laugh once. Then, he make that same horse cry. Show him, is no joke.

Posted by: Paolo at May 17, 2024 08:10 PM (iRX3h)

139 18 I see a castle, my first thought is the plumbing bills.
Posted by: gp Can't Even at May 17, 2024 07:34 PM (MvF+J)

I figure if I can afford the castle, I can afford the plumbing bills.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at May 17, 2024 08:11 PM (OX9vb)

140 Moron Robbie, then he would need a tap and bore set. Crikey.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 17, 2024 08:11 PM (EoJ7M)

141 Duck probably needs the protection, doggie doesn't need a flying friend to see what's around

Posted by: Skip at May 17, 2024 08:11 PM (fwDg9)

142 "I think the office space guy is... John McGirk? is that right?"

Forget it. You ruined it.

Posted by: Peter Falk at May 17, 2024 08:12 PM (fV+MH)

143 The solution: government subsidies for big Li-ion battery packs to store excess rather than pump back into grid. So every home would need a huge fire trap.
==============
Hydroelectric dams are good for power storage, use excess electricity to pump water to top off the reservoir.
But, first you need a dam.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 17, 2024 08:12 PM (cOq4q)

144 128 Imagine ace with an Allen wrench.
Posted by: Ben Had

What size ?
Metric or standard ?

Posted by: JT at May 17, 2024 08:07 PM
***
African or European?

Posted by: TRex at May 17, 2024 08:12 PM (IQ6Gq)

145 Looked up other photos of castle, neat place

Posted by: Skip at May 17, 2024 08:12 PM (fwDg9)

146 Been a great day so let me buy you all a drink.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 17, 2024 07:30 PM (EoJ7M)

Hey, thanks! I'd like a nice Garnacha, please, and *cheers!

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at May 17, 2024 08:13 PM (OX9vb)

147 *Imagine ace with an Allen wrench.
Posted by: Ben Had"

One size fits all super wrench as seen on TV.

Posted by: fd at May 17, 2024 08:13 PM (vFG9F)

148 One of those EZ Outs.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Women were taught to get pirate tattoos but don't know what sundresses are at May 17, 2024 08:13 PM (yqqF2)

149 Who wants to be the Mason to repair the Crack half way up that wall?

Posted by: Ben Had at May 17, 2024 08:13 PM (EoJ7M)

150
doggeh sez if Dracula ever peed there it's Dracula's castle
Posted by: vmom
-----

'Washington slept here'

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 17, 2024 08:14 PM (XeU6L)

151 And then, they're finding that these huge solar panel installations, which have been eating up normal land, have a YUGE heat island effect, much more than predicted.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 17, 2024 08:06 PM (w6EFb)

Hahaha...solar panels are just another scam and the idiots that think they are gonna get over on the energy companies don't realize.

Insurance companies are now penalizing the idiots for installing them on their roofs, with some refusing to insure.

I point and laugh.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 17, 2024 08:14 PM (R/m4+)

152 There's a man-sized cage just hanging out at the entrance of the stairs to the castle.

I guess they are renovating.

Posted by: pawn at May 17, 2024 08:15 PM (QB+5g)

153 I better stay on schedule,
Hope everyone has a great evening

Posted by: Skip at May 17, 2024 08:15 PM (fwDg9)

154 I'll have you know I bought a socket with a bunch of spring loaded pins it in for a buck or two a long time ago and have actually used that thing quite a bit.

Gator Grip, maybe?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Women were taught to get pirate tattoos but don't know what sundresses are at May 17, 2024 08:16 PM (yqqF2)

155 "Who wants to be the Mason to repair the Crack half way up that wall?
Posted by: Ben Had "

I don't know how they build a place like that but they did a damn good job for it to last almost a thousand years. How much of our crap will be around in 3020?

Posted by: fd at May 17, 2024 08:16 PM (vFG9F)

156 Ikea's cordless screwdriver/drill is named "Fixa".

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 17, 2024 08:16 PM (a3Q+t)

157 >>Forget it. You ruined it.

I watched that movie two weeks ago.

"Trust, nothing. Give me my change."

Posted by: ace at May 17, 2024 08:16 PM (KRtlO)

158 149 Who wants to be the Mason to repair the Crack half way up that wall?
Posted by: Ben Had at

Can’t we just put on iron on it? Or some duct tape?

Posted by: Piper at May 17, 2024 08:17 PM (p4NUW)

159 Cut down the trees,sterilize the soil and install solar panels for Gaia.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 17, 2024 08:17 PM (EoJ7M)

160 'Nite Skip !

Posted by: JT at May 17, 2024 08:17 PM (T4tVD)

161
This is funny about that PVI (photo-voltaic installation) heat island effect. It raises the local temp in the day, and at night (more than even regular urban heat islands).

Well, first you clear out out the local vegetation, which kills the transpiration cooling (water evaporating), which means the ground gets warmer. Then, at night the huge panels block some of the radiative cooling at night.

This was much more than predicted.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 17, 2024 08:17 PM (w6EFb)

162 fd, none of it.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 17, 2024 08:18 PM (EoJ7M)

163 Goose is also a great band. Discovered them via Spotify a couple of months ago.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nHR_guYzB20

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at May 17, 2024 08:18 PM (iRX3h)

164 It's a fixer-upper. The real estate lady said the place has a lot of potential. Only one bathroom though. Very quiet neighborhood.

Posted by: pawn at May 17, 2024 08:19 PM (QB+5g)

165
I love it. Their "models" showed that the PVI installations should decrease local temperature on average, not increase it.

Their models were full of shit, they didn't understand what the fuck they were doing to the local heat balance one little bit.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 17, 2024 08:19 PM (w6EFb)

166 Peter Falk in Murder by Death:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N40VGd1cgiE

Posted by: ace at May 17, 2024 08:20 PM (KRtlO)

167 " I'll have you know I bought a socket with a bunch of spring loaded pins it in for a buck or two a long time ago and have actually used that thing quite a bit.
Gator Grip, maybe?
Posted by: Moron Robbie"

In the right situation they are fine. They are the crescent wrench of sockets.

Posted by: fd at May 17, 2024 08:20 PM (vFG9F)

168 Washington slept here'
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.

"George Washington Slept Here". Funny old movie with Jack Benny and Ann Sheridan.

Posted by: Tuna at May 17, 2024 08:21 PM (oaGWv)

169 How much heat is added by a fossil-fueled power plant?

Posted by: pawn at May 17, 2024 08:21 PM (QB+5g)

170 Liftoff T-8 minutes or so

https://www.youtube.com/live/jbAwHi67ZyM

Posted by: Ciampino - Rocketman 2 at May 17, 2024 08:24 PM (qfLjt)

171 123 Duncanthrax, found myself on a deserted country road the other day an had no compunction about getting relief.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 17, 2024 08:03 PM (EoJ7M)

good. I was tired about worrying about phrasing.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 17, 2024 08:06 PM (D7oie)
You will probably never hear Ben Had say ‘teetee’. Nosir.

Posted by: Eromero at May 17, 2024 08:24 PM (NxC5+)

172 I'm Zombie Earl Scheib! I'll install any solar panel, any size, on your roof, for $49.95, no extras, no up sells!

Act today and I will throw in $10.00 free electrical work at no cost to you!

Posted by: Zombie Earl Scheib at May 17, 2024 08:25 PM (R/m4+)

173 "How much heat is added by a fossil-fueled power plant?
Posted by: pawn"

They try to capture as much as possible. I don't know but expect probably not more than a nuke plant.

Posted by: fd at May 17, 2024 08:26 PM (vFG9F)

174 Eromero, I love it that you know me so well.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 17, 2024 08:27 PM (EoJ7M)

175 Fauci is going to jail, right?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 17, 2024 08:27 PM (rJ7Hd)

176 I just went to cbc.ca and saw an article.

Apparently the guy in her mind Nancy Pelosi will always see hammering her husband was Canadian...

Probably not a conservative...

Posted by: Stateless at May 17, 2024 08:29 PM (jvJvP)

177 Probably already mentioned up -thread, but any castle or fortification that could literally have any sort of connection with Vlad Tsepes would be in Wallachia. There are portions of Rumania that he visited and may lived there briefly, but he was the voivode of Wallachia and that was where his seat of power was to be found. Ace is right that there's a huge number of locales in Rumania that claim association with Vlad the Impaler, but that's to gull the tourists.

Posted by: John Drake Nearing the Caspian Sea at May 17, 2024 08:29 PM (u/Zei)

178 Remember the complete car paint job for $29.99?

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at May 17, 2024 08:30 PM (J8LnB)

179 I think Victoria Jackson (based) did a Nicaragua bit on SNL back in the 80's.

Posted by: ... at May 17, 2024 08:31 PM (lX8VI)

180 175 Fauci is going to jail, right?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 17, 2024 08:27 PM (rJ7Hd)

You spelled 'is going to watch his entire bloodline be executed, have all of their things taken away, be left with nothing and watch us be happy as he is executed.' wrong.

My spelling sucks after a few beers too...

Posted by: Stateless at May 17, 2024 08:32 PM (jvJvP)

181 Talk about successful advertising. Earl Shieb ads remembered 50 years later

Posted by: Ben Had at May 17, 2024 08:34 PM (EoJ7M)

182 AlaBAMA, fauci is probably going to a country witn no extradition.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 17, 2024 08:36 PM (EoJ7M)

183 SpaceX - Falcon 9 - Starlink Group 6-59 - SLC-40 -
Cape Canaveral SFS - Space Affairs Live
Launch Date: May 17, 2024
Launch Time: 8:32 p.m. EDT, (0032 UTC, 02:32 CEST May 1

https://www.youtube.com/live/jbAwHi67ZyM
Posted by: Ciampino - Rocketman
========================

Just barely caught it.
This one went 'south' past my place.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 17, 2024 08:40 PM (cOq4q)

184 I have no problem talking at you rather than with you.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 17, 2024 08:40 PM (EoJ7M)

185 AlaBAMA, fauci is probably going to a country witn no extradition.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 17, 2024 08:36 PM (EoJ7M)

I hope it is Morocco. He can look across the straits of Gibraltar at the free world while paying for his own security and so the corrupt government doesn't stuff him into a sack and mail him somewhere where he was tried in absentia.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 17, 2024 08:41 PM (D7oie)

186 82 AlaBAMA, fauci is probably going to a country witn no extradition.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 17, 2024 08:36 PM (EoJ7M

He's going to be remembered for killing millions by half of us while being called a hero by the other half.

What a weird world.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 17, 2024 08:43 PM (3CVIc)

187 >>>The Girl With the Dogs grooms a shy dog who needs the comfort of his emotional support rat.

The dog washer says rats are a great pets for kids. So, when your kid begs you for a pet, go ahead and give him/her a rat.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 17, 2024 08:43 PM (klJTj)

188 Also discussion of squirrel hunting and eating in the previous threads. As a redneck from birth in NE Mississippi, I can readily attest that there was some serious squirrel hunting that took place well into the 80s, and I doubt t's slackened very much now. The goal is to get a "mess" of squirrels. How many squirrels constitute a mess is debatable - enough to fill a burlap sack was considered a good measuring goal. They made great stews, and, if done right, delicious squirrel and dumplngs.

We did not eat possums, however, but there were some family members who had gotten hooked on them during the Great Depression. One uncle n particular used to rave about how succulent and sweet boiled possums and Arsh Taters were. That was his way of saying "Irish." The man was not a role model. I always wanted to tell him, Unk, you never go full redneck. The exception being if tourists are around, then you play up to their prejudice so that they can go back Northwards and say "Sheila, my God, you won't believe what those people are like. iThat one wanted me to clean squirrels! Me, Sheila, me! He showed me how to use a fish filleting knife to pop out the eyes!

Posted by: John Drake Nearing the Caspian Sea at May 17, 2024 08:43 PM (u/Zei)

189 Kindltot. Hope you both are well and ready for the MoMe

Posted by: Ben Had at May 17, 2024 08:43 PM (EoJ7M)

190 @180

>>My spelling sucks after a few beers too...

There are going to be wood chippers, right?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 17, 2024 08:44 PM (XV/Pl)

191 anyhow, today I was trying to figure out which car was missing a black plug for the cigarette lighter connector, and simultaneously trying to figure out why all the cars smelled like Polo cologne. Then I realized the "cigarette lighter plug" I was trying to fit was actually the top to a bottle of Polo.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 17, 2024 08:44 PM (D7oie)

192 October Ben Had? I will have to get cracking.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 17, 2024 08:45 PM (D7oie)

193 anyhow, today I was trying to figure out which car was missing a black plug for the cigarette lighter connector, and simultaneously trying to figure out why all the cars smelled like Polo cologne. Then I realized the "cigarette lighter plug" I was trying to fit was actually the top to a bottle of Polo.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 17, 2024 08:44 PM (D7oie)

There's a topic for conversation. The Horde's funniest "duuuuuuuuh" moments.

Posted by: Robert at May 17, 2024 08:46 PM (ZXWhc)

194 I thought all polo bottles had gold caps?

I might be mistaken. I smoked a few heads of devils lettuce in the 80s.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 17, 2024 08:47 PM (3CVIc)

195 Kindltot, will you really come join us? I know ow it's alot to ask.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 17, 2024 08:47 PM (EoJ7M)

196 182 AlaBAMA, fauci is probably going to a country witn no extradition.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 17, 2024 08:36 PM (EoJ7M)
----
He will always be looking over his shoulder (and maybe miss what's coming straight ahead!)

Posted by: Ciampino - Kaff #04 at May 17, 2024 08:47 PM (qfLjt)

197 188 Also discussion of squirrel hunting and eating in the previous threads.

Posted by: John Drake Nearing the Caspian Sea at May 17, 2024 08:43 PM
***
Does every thread on this site turn into a food thread?

Posted by: TRex at May 17, 2024 08:48 PM (IQ6Gq)

198 Just watched the launch from the dock. Neighbor and his wife watching from their yard too. Perfect time of day for it, the sun hits all the exhaust and creates what the news people call a "space jellyfish" effect. I forgot the technical name for the phenomenon but it's always amazing to see, and tonight's was no exception.

Thanks Ciampino for the tipoff, I ran outside with two minutes to spare!

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at May 17, 2024 08:48 PM (iRX3h)

199 191 anyhow, today I was trying to figure out which car was missing a black plug for the cigarette lighter connector, and simultaneously trying to figure out why all the cars smelled like Polo cologne. Then I realized the "cigarette lighter plug" I was trying to fit was actually the top to a bottle of Polo.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 17, 2024 08:44 PM (D7oie)
I thought you were going to say you were in somebody elses car, that lokked exactly like yours.

Posted by: Eromero at May 17, 2024 08:48 PM (NxC5+)

200 Ciampino, considering he is a world wide killer I hope his every day is hell.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 17, 2024 08:49 PM (EoJ7M)

201 "Does every thread on this site turn into a food thread?
Posted by: TRex"

No, we do movies, guns, and boobs too.

Posted by: fd at May 17, 2024 08:51 PM (vFG9F)

202 Does every thread on this site turn into a food thread?
Posted by: TRex at May 17, 2024 08:48 PM (IQ6Gq

Boobs, guns or food.

No one rides for free.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 17, 2024 08:51 PM (3CVIc)

203 TRex, boobs, guns, food and the Civil War, man. Keep up.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 17, 2024 08:51 PM (EoJ7M)

204 It costs nothing to ask, Ben Had, just the last time I was on a plane I had to get new tickets because Brannif had gone out of business between the time we got the ticket and the time I tried to come home.

I will send an email.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 17, 2024 08:51 PM (D7oie)

205 Kindltot, look forward to hearing from you.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 17, 2024 08:53 PM (EoJ7M)

206 Does every thread on this site turn into a food thread?
Posted by: TRex

Eventually, yes. But there also Boobs, Babes, Beer, and in-depth discussion on matters military, scientific, technical, political, and theological. The Horde is many things, just not in a given order

Posted by: John Drake Nearing the Caspian Sea at May 17, 2024 08:53 PM (u/Zei)

207 Does every thread on this site turn into a food thread?
Posted by: TRex at May 17, 2024 08:48 PM (IQ6Gq
Boobs, guns or food.
No one rides for free.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 17, 2024 08:51 PM (3CVIc)

And Gas Pumps.

Love me some gas pumps.

Posted by: Gas Pump Guy at May 17, 2024 08:54 PM (R/m4+)

208 Does every thread on this site turn into a food thread?
Posted by: TRex

Eventually, yes. But there also Boobs, Babes, Beer, and in-depth discussion on matters military, scientific, technical, political, and theological. The Horde is many things, just not in a given order
Posted by: John Drake Nearing the Caspian Sea at May 17, 2024 08:53 PM (u/Zei)

Don't forget movies.

Posted by: Robert at May 17, 2024 08:54 PM (PCHGq)

209 You spelled 'is going to watch his entire bloodline be executed, have all of their things taken away, be left with nothing and watch us be happy as he is executed.' wrong.

Posted by: Stateless

When I am elected your King. . . .

*makes 'call me!' gesture*

Posted by: Tonypete at May 17, 2024 08:55 PM (tJgAD)

210 TRex

Eventually, yes. But there also Boobs, Babes, Beer, and in-depth discussion on matters military, scientific, technical, political, and theological. The Horde is many things, just not in a given order
Posted by: John Drake Nearing the Caspian Sea at May 17, 2024 08:53 PM (u/Zei)
You forgot cats and dogs.

Posted by: Eromero at May 17, 2024 08:55 PM (NxC5+)

211 Love me some gas pumps.
Posted by: Gas Pump Guy at May 17, 2024 08:54 PM (R/m4+)

I wasn't online a lot this week. What is up with the gas pump guy? What did I miss?

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at May 17, 2024 08:56 PM (OX9vb)

212 Thank you all for making this the best place on earth to spend an evening outside of a MoMe.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 17, 2024 08:56 PM (EoJ7M)

213 Don't forget movies.
Posted by: Robert

True, movies also. Even a recent effort called Prometheus gets brought up from time to time....

Posted by: John Drake Nearing the Caspian Sea at May 17, 2024 08:57 PM (u/Zei)

214 Here's the thing with Fauci, Trudeau, even Gates and all of these bastards running away.

At some point there are enough dead that the cries for bloody vengeance can't be contained, Bank executives are killed until ones who help freeze accounts are put in. Trusts get frozen and seized. Digital assets eventually get frozen. Physical properties owned get taken.

These assholes are literally left with the cash they carried. And bounties on their heads for their actual heads.

Once shit really gets real, there's no quiet life in Fiji with morning bj's from the locals. Nowhere to hide.

Posted by: Stateless at May 17, 2024 08:58 PM (jvJvP)

215 I wasn't online a lot this week. What is up with the gas pump guy? What did I miss?
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs!

A boatload of shenanigans, tomfoolery, and hijinks with a smattering of jollification.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 17, 2024 08:58 PM (tJgAD)

216 I wasn't online a lot this week. What is up with the gas pump guy? What did I miss?
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at May 17, 2024 08:56 PM (OX9vb

I predict you are going to regret this question.

Posted by: Emmie at May 17, 2024 08:59 PM (Sf2cq)

217 JUST IN: Man Who Attacked Paul Pelosi Sentenced to 30 Years in Federal Prison After Nancy Pelosi Urged Judge to Give Him a “Very Long” Sentence

Two systems of justice.
Without the guy probably would have gotten off with a more lenient sentence if he was acuused of attacking.a random nobody, maybe just parole given the bizarre circumstances.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 17, 2024 08:59 PM (cOq4q)

218
And Gas Pumps.

Love me some gas pumps.

Posted by: Gas Pump Guy at May 17, 2024 08:54 PM (R/m4

Sunocophillia. I've read about that.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 17, 2024 09:00 PM (3CVIc)

219 U571 is on, good WW II movie.

Posted by: Eromero at May 17, 2024 09:01 PM (NxC5+)

220 Sunocophillia. I've read about that.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 17, 2024 09:00 PM (3CVIc

Wouldn't that be "Conocophilia"?

Posted by: Emmie at May 17, 2024 09:01 PM (Sf2cq)

221 Deadline is reporting the guy that punched Steve Buscemi in the face got arrested. Sez he's homeless. The puncher, not Buscemi. For a homeless guy he sure is well fed and in great shape. I wonder if "homeless man" has become a euphamism.

Posted by: Robert at May 17, 2024 09:01 PM (PCHGq)

222 Good grief. These leftist are no more than grade school bullies. They try to push everyone around and make them eat bugs. Have they never grown up?!!!

Posted by: InZona at May 17, 2024 09:01 PM (qz1Fg)

223 211 Love me some gas pumps.
Posted by: Gas Pump Guy at May 17, 2024 08:54 PM (R/m4+)

I wasn't online a lot this week. What is up with the gas pump guy? What did I miss?

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at May 17, 2024 08:56 PM (OX9vb)

It was a beautiful performance art piece by a gentleman protesting carbon taxes and the high cost of gasoline.

In the video, the gentleman put the nozzle up his anus until someone stopped him.

Best performance art piece of the 21st century.

Posted by: Stateless at May 17, 2024 09:02 PM (jvJvP)

224 220 Sunocophillia. I've read about that.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 17, 2024 09:00 PM (3CVIc

Wouldn't that be "Conocophilia"?
Posted by: Emmie at May 17, 2024 09:01 PM (Sf2cq)

Little know fact, Sunoco was started in 1886.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 17, 2024 09:03 PM (3CVIc)

225 From GITMO days you may have heard of 'rectal feeding', now we have 'rectal huffing'.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 17, 2024 09:03 PM (cOq4q)

226 Someone posted an X link for Gas Pump Guy (names are withheld to protect the innocent) earlier this week so hopefully they will post the link for you. Instant Classic.

Be forewarned, you will never visit a gas station again without thinking of Gas Pump Guy.

The Horror...The Horror...

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 17, 2024 09:04 PM (R/m4+)

227 Best performance art piece of the 21st century.
Posted by: Stateless at May 17, 2024 09:02 PM (jvJvP)

Uh...gotta link?

Posted by: Robert at May 17, 2024 09:04 PM (PCHGq)

228 In the video, the gentleman put the nozzle up his anus until someone stopped him.

Best performance art piece of the 21st century.
Posted by: Stateless at May 17, 2024 09:02 PM (jvJvP)

WTAF?!

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at May 17, 2024 09:04 PM (OX9vb)

229 Alcohol enemas went out of vogue?

Posted by: Ben Had at May 17, 2024 09:05 PM (EoJ7M)

230 228 In the video, the gentleman put the nozzle up his anus until someone stopped him.

Best performance art piece of the 21st century.
Posted by: Stateless at May 17, 2024 09:02 PM (jvJvP)

WTAF?!
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at May 17, 2024 09:04 PM (OX9vb)

Kids these days, amirite?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 17, 2024 09:05 PM (3CVIc)

231 There's a topic for conversation. The Horde's funniest "duuuuuuuuh" moments.
Posted by: Robert at May 17, 2024

Y’all do not have the time nor the patience for my list!

Posted by: Piper at May 17, 2024 09:05 PM (pRpzT)

232 Little know fact, Sunoco was started in 1886.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 17, 2024 09:03 PM (3CVIc)

Thank you. I learned something today.

Posted by: Emmie at May 17, 2024 09:08 PM (Sf2cq)

233 228 WTAF?!
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at May

It’s worse. While putting the nozzle up his kazoo, his gadget was out in full view and flopping while he…oh my, I am still suffering from the trauma.

Posted by: Piper at May 17, 2024 09:09 PM (pRpzT)

234 231

Sure as hell I'm in there at least 2 dozen times.

Posted by: Nightwatch at May 17, 2024 09:09 PM (TDvv2)

235 Here's a link.

Performance art protesting carbon taxes raising the cost of gasoline so high we are all taking it up the ass. Brilliant job sir!!

https://tinyurl.com/yc5mnjvp

Posted by: Stateless at May 17, 2024 09:10 PM (jvJvP)

236 @221

>>For a homeless guy he sure is well fed and in great shape. I wonder if "homeless man" has become a euphamism.

The dude looks like he's from the islands, probably been climbing trees to nab coconuts before he could walk.

Also, he more than likely is familiar with the inside of a prison, so he's been on the body weight 12 step as well.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 17, 2024 09:10 PM (XV/Pl)

237 Oh, okay, I found it.

Now...I get weird ideas sometimes. At no point have I ever thought to pull my pants down, stick a gas pump up my ass and give Li'l Rob a stroke.

Either that guy is a loon or an innovator.

Posted by: Robert at May 17, 2024 09:11 PM (PCHGq)

238 Well for what it's worth here's the link for you: X

https://tinyurl.com/3d5vuxx5

Posted by: Ciampino - Kaff #05 at May 17, 2024 09:11 PM (qfLjt)

239 Explodeable scrotum man.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 17, 2024 09:11 PM (EoJ7M)

240 What is the little shack at the bottom of the stairs for?
Posted by: Ronster

Little Free Library
Posted by: Kindltot

Containing the complete works, and funerary ashes, of the Marquis de Sade.

Posted by: mikeski at May 17, 2024 09:11 PM (DgGvY)

241 Performance art protesting carbon taxes raising the cost of gasoline so high we are all taking it up the ass. Brilliant job sir!!

Posted by: Stateless

Take me now Dear Lord. Earf is doomed.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 17, 2024 09:11 PM (tJgAD)

242 I think Doug Burgum is gonna be the VP pick. He's been everywhere with Trump for the past couple of months.

Posted by: IrishEi at May 17, 2024 09:12 PM (3ImbR)

243 Perhaps we're judging Gas Pump Guy wrongly. He could have been an aspirational pioneer in space flight research. Like many great scientists, he experimented first on himself. The "fondling" was actually an effort to generate static electricity that would unite the miracle premium unleaded fuel that would propel him up the gravity well. He probably envisioned a rapid expansion of Man's entry into space as each individual fuels up, lights up, and roars up into the stratosphere. Every man his own astronaut. Robert Heinlein would have written a book about it.

Posted by: John Drake Nearing the Caspian Sea at May 17, 2024 09:12 PM (u/Zei)

244 Little Free Library
Posted by: Kindltot

Containing the complete works, and funerary ashes, of the Marquis de Sade.
Posted by: mikeski

For all the little whippersnappers in the 'hood!

Posted by: Tonypete at May 17, 2024 09:12 PM (tJgAD)

245 238 Well for what it's worth here's the link for you: X

https://tinyurl.com/3d5vuxx5

Posted by: Ciampino - Kaff #05 at May 17, 2024 09:11 PM (qfLjt

Could have gone my whole life without that memory in my noggin meatball.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 17, 2024 09:13 PM (3CVIc)

246 Girl makes dolphin laugh
......
She made me feel funny, too.
Posted by: wth

That's quite a choice of shirts for that routine.

Posted by: mikeski at May 17, 2024 09:13 PM (DgGvY)

247 235 Here's a link.

https://tinyurl.com/yc5mnjvp
Posted by: Stateless at May 17, 2024 09:10 PM (jvJvP)

Ah, ha...goodness! He was having a good time, too, wasn't he? I see he's Italian, but I can see this activity spreading to certain American neighborhoods. Folsom Street gas stations hardest hit.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at May 17, 2024 09:14 PM (OX9vb)

248 @242

>>I think Doug Burgum is gonna be the VP pick. He's been everywhere with Trump for the past couple of months.

I like Burgham but he doesn't add a state like Youngkin would.

I've always thought the choices would be either Youngkin, Burgham or Tim Scott as a wild card.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 17, 2024 09:17 PM (XV/Pl)

249 https://tinyurl.com/yc5mnjvp

Long Duc Dong’s got nothin on this guy

😳

Posted by: browndog has nightmares of Dracula at May 17, 2024 09:19 PM (TTAGa)

250 Does anyone know what the guy is yelling at in Italian to the Gas Pump Guy?

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 17, 2024 09:19 PM (R/m4+)

251 Betting that cop that arrested Scottie Scheffler is 'reassigned' soon to coffee maker.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 17, 2024 09:20 PM (3CVIc)

252 In the video, the gentleman put the nozzle up his anus until someone stopped him.
Best performance art piece of the 21st century.
Posted by: Stateless

WTAF?!
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs!

At least you retained your ability to vocalize (or type) your incredulity.

Greta Thunberg was triggered so many ways she could only scowl for a few seconds before passing out.

Posted by: mikeski at May 17, 2024 09:20 PM (DgGvY)

253 250 Does anyone know what the guy is yelling at in Italian to the Gas Pump Guy?
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 17, 2024 09:19 PM (R/m4

My Italian is pretty rusty but I think he's saying that the station down the road is ten cents cheaper.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 17, 2024 09:21 PM (3CVIc)

254 Ah, ha...goodness! He was having a good time, too, wasn't he? I see he's Italian, but I can see this activity spreading to certain American neighborhoods. Folsom Street gas stations hardest hit.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs!

The backpressure shutoff switches need to be disabled for maximum fill-up.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 17, 2024 09:21 PM (cOq4q)

255 This shouldn't be so funny but it is.

https://tinyurl.com/bdey9t6y

Posted by: Robert at May 17, 2024 09:22 PM (bF5dd)

256 Yeah, I've been a Horde member for a while even though I dropped off for a bit for my sanity. Always care for you people.

And I've been here long enough that when someone mentions 'scrotum guy', I fondly remember zombie, hope she is doing well and find this link on her site.

https://tinyurl.com/bdfm283v

Posted by: Stateless at May 17, 2024 09:22 PM (jvJvP)

257 He probably envisioned a rapid expansion of Man's entry into space as each individual fuels up, lights up, and roars up into the stratosphere. Every man his own astronaut. Robert Heinlein would have written a book about it.
Posted by: John Drake Nearing the Caspian Sea at May 17, 2024 09:12 PM (u/Zei)

"The Gas Pump Is A Harsh Mistress".

Posted by: Zombie Bob Heinlein at May 17, 2024 09:22 PM (R/m4+)

258 >>I think Doug Burgum is gonna be the VP pick. He's been everywhere with Trump for the past couple of months.

He's clearly a top candidate.

He's the calm, very competent executive to Trump's fire. And Trump trusts him.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 17, 2024 09:22 PM (LkLld)

259 Burgum's eyebrows are a nice complement to Trump's hair.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 17, 2024 09:25 PM (3CVIc)

260 I think Doug Burgum is gonna be the VP pick. He's been everywhere with Trump for the past couple of months.

He's clearly a top candidate.
He's the calm, very competent executive to Trump's fire. And Trump trusts him.
Posted by: JackStraw

"Boring" is the job description for both VP of the USA and Governor of ND, so he's got that going for him.

Notice how not-boring Kamala is, and how horrible she is at the job.

Posted by: mikeski at May 17, 2024 09:26 PM (DgGvY)

261 250 Does anyone know what the guy is yelling at in Italian to the Gas Pump Guy?

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 17, 2024 09:19 PM (R/m4+)
----
I think it's "What are you doing?"

Posted by: Ciampino - Kaff #06 at May 17, 2024 09:26 PM (qfLjt)

262 Mark Steyn was invited to interview QEII at Windsor Castle. He said the place was cold and drafty. She was in her little office with a quartz heater plugged in under her desk. Just like your average office lady in USA.

Posted by: Royal PITA at May 17, 2024 09:27 PM (V5BDR)

263 I think Doug Burgum is gonna be the VP pick. He's been everywhere with Trump for the past couple of months.

He's clearly a top candidate.
He's the calm, very competent executive to Trump's fire. And Trump trusts him.
Posted by: JackStraw

"Boring" is the job description for both VP of the USA and Governor of ND, so he's got that going for him.

Yes, but where does he stand on offing family pets?

Posted by: Archimedes at May 17, 2024 09:28 PM (CsUN+)

264 Somehow we started with castles and cute animals and ended up with Gas Pump Guy. The hordemind is a wonder.

Posted by: TRex at May 17, 2024 09:28 PM (IQ6Gq)

265 I bothered to read a bunch of MSM coverage of the Gaza conflict for the first time tonight. It's fun! All their bees are in all of their bonnets about the Rafah siege.

Sorry, homos. Your cunty whining ain't cuttin' ice this time.

You can tell these people are really confused and upset that the usual crybullying routine isn't working on the Jews for the first time *ever.*

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 17, 2024 09:28 PM (0FoWg)

266 >>"Boring" is the job description for both VP of the USA and Governor of ND, so he's got that going for him.

He's also very smart and accomplished. He gets on a debate stage with Harris and she's in trouble.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 17, 2024 09:29 PM (LkLld)

267 I think it's "What are you doing?"
Posted by: Ciampino - Kaff #06 at May 17, 2024 09:26 PM (qfLjt)

Sounds about right.

I think this wasn't Gas Pump Guy's first rodeo.

Thanks Ciampino!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 17, 2024 09:30 PM (R/m4+)

268 Latest from The Sticky Sweethearts

https://youtu.be/tewx5FCuXgs

Almost SFW.

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at May 17, 2024 09:32 PM (+xYe0)

269 I think it's "What are you doing?"
Posted by: Ciampino

Not captured on the clip was the previous sentence - "It ain't got no gas!!"

Posted by: Tonypete at May 17, 2024 09:32 PM (tJgAD)

270 Hot damn, hog hunt on tonight. To big to process so it's target practice night.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 17, 2024 09:34 PM (EoJ7M)

271 "I sure don't want to advertise for Red China but damn this is some scenery."

The sky don't lie. It's all smoke and smog and haze... Not really beautiful at all...

Posted by: setnaffa at May 17, 2024 09:35 PM (jeNdr)

272 Things were better in America when the man with the Texaco star pumped your gas. Left no opportunity to drop trou and experiment with different grades in your butt. You told the man ethyl or regular and he filled your car. No deviancy, just money for product and service.

Posted by: Turn Back The Clock at May 17, 2024 09:36 PM (V5BDR)

273 He's also very smart and accomplished. He gets on a debate stage with Harris and she's in trouble.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 17, 2024 09:29 PM (LkLld)
~~~~~

He seems like a good guy, and he's loosened up quite a bit since the debates. I heard him last Saturday at the rally, and again tonight in Minnesota, and he's much more animated and personable.

I heard the rumor about Scott--that's a hard no from me.

Posted by: IrishEi at May 17, 2024 09:36 PM (3ImbR)

274 Was somebody pumping gas up his ass? That strikes me as less than smart.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 17, 2024 09:37 PM (0FoWg)

275 If you've ever wondered why Biden always wears aviators, there is video of him trying on his first pair of sunglasses, and his kids are impressed. I'm not gonna lie, it's pretty cool.

https://tinyurl.com/fv7c5m2v

Posted by: Archimedes at May 17, 2024 09:39 PM (CsUN+)

276 274 Was somebody pumping gas up his ass? That strikes me as less than smart.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 17, 2024 09:37 PM (0FoWg

No telling where that nozzle has been.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 17, 2024 09:40 PM (3CVIc)

277 274 Was somebody pumping gas up his ass? That strikes me as less than smart.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 17, 2024 09:37 PM (0FoWg)

-----------

Always check for the correct octane rating.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 17, 2024 09:40 PM (+o2mc)

278 Well it looks like the Lopez/Affleck marriage is tits up. Didn't last very long did it.? Some great love story eh?

Posted by: Tuna at May 17, 2024 09:40 PM (oaGWv)

279 264 Somehow we started with castles and cute animals and ended up with Gas Pump Guy. The hordemind is a wonder.

Posted by: TRex at May 17, 2024 09:28 P

AND 'Scrotum Man!!!'

It's a special night at AOS!

Posted by: Stateless at May 17, 2024 09:40 PM (jvJvP)

280 Talk about successful advertising. Earl Shieb ads remembered 50 years later
Posted by: Ben Had

Cal Worthington and his dog spot.

https://youtu.be/0HJALwCNbco

Posted by: lost in space at May 17, 2024 09:40 PM (5PoCi)

281 This isn't a guy pumping gas up his butt but it's pretty wholesome instead.

https://tinyurl.com/3z4y4bx9

Cute girl describing her date.

Posted by: Robert at May 17, 2024 09:40 PM (bF5dd)

282 278 Well it looks like the Lopez/Affleck marriage is tits up. Didn't last very long did it.? Some great love story eh?
Posted by: Tuna at May 17, 2024 09:40 PM (oaGWv)

------------

*blank look*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 17, 2024 09:41 PM (+o2mc)

283 Hey look, they have a go-go dancer cage in front of the castle!

Posted by: Stormy Daniels at May 17, 2024 09:43 PM (w6EFb)

284 Those with long memories may recall one of the earliest of Weird Shit people do published on the then-new internet “Scrotum Self Repair”.

Some nut worked in a machine shop, and used a piece of machinery for self gratification during his lunch hour. His junk got caught in the machinery, and one of the family jewels was “avulsed” as the doc revealed. He found several “dark linear” objects, which turned out to be staples.

A swingline has many purposes, turns out.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 17, 2024 09:43 PM (z+vDc)

285 This Trump thing in the South Bronx is apparently not a rally--it's just a speech (whatever that means.)

I'm very worried about it. Crotona Park is in a very bad neighborhood and cop friends are telling me there are weekly shootouts on nearby Webster Ave. Oy.

Posted by: IrishEi at May 17, 2024 09:43 PM (3ImbR)

286 How many cows have been catapulted over those ramparts? Has anyone kept track?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 17, 2024 09:45 PM (+o2mc)

287 Cute girl describing her date.

Very cute.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 17, 2024 09:46 PM (CsUN+)

288 Things were better in America when the man with the Texaco star pumped your gas.

…. and the Cuyohoga had an octane rating

Posted by: Common Tater at May 17, 2024 09:46 PM (z+vDc)

289 So happy to see Burgum-Mentum sweeping through the horde. Knew it would happen once Asa-Fever burned itself out.

Posted by: Catch the Rising Star! at May 17, 2024 09:47 PM (V5BDR)

290 Cats score on a change of fortune play …

Goalie never saw it

2-1 Florida

With just a minute and a half left in the game / series

Posted by: browndog has nightmares of Dracula at May 17, 2024 09:47 PM (TTAGa)

291 Windsor Castle is cold and drafty because a) It's in England and b) all the ceilings are 20' tall.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 17, 2024 09:47 PM (S6gqv)

292 Some nut worked in a machine shop, and used a piece of machinery for self gratification during his lunch hour. His junk got caught in the machinery, and one of the family jewels was “avulsed” as the doc revealed. He found several “dark linear” objects, which turned out to be staples.

Good lord. When I worked for Blue Cross I read many an "interesting" ER report but that takes the cake.

Posted by: Tuna at May 17, 2024 09:47 PM (oaGWv)

293 @278

>>Well it looks like the Lopez/Affleck marriage is tits up. Didn't last very long did it.? Some great love story eh?

It looks like they confused marriage for banging, they should probably have stuck to the occasional banging.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 17, 2024 09:48 PM (XV/Pl)

294 287 Cute girl describing her date.

Very cute.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 17, 2024 09:46 PM (CsUN+)

Got a little dark at the end though

No need to bring the color of her other dates in to play

Posted by: browndog has nightmares of Dracula at May 17, 2024 09:49 PM (TTAGa)

295 117

( I know that isn't Dabney Coleman, but he's a Dabney Coleman type. I want to get a Brian Dennehy thing going)

Posted by: ace at May 17, 2024 08:05 PM (KRtlO)

That's not how you do it. You just let it lay there, then when someone corrects you, you insist you're right.

Posted by: BillyD at May 17, 2024 09:50 PM (F6Xpw)

296 269 I think it's "What are you doing?"
Posted by: Ciampino

Not captured on the clip was the previous sentence - "It ain't got no gas!!"

Posted by: Tonypete at May 17, 2024 09:32 PM (tJgAD)
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My English caption would be "That'll give you gas".

Posted by: Ciampino - Kaff #07 at May 17, 2024 09:50 PM (qfLjt)

297 Doune Castle in Scotland was the actual location of the Feche le Vache scene in Holy Grail.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 17, 2024 09:50 PM (+o2mc)

298 and the Cuyohoga had an octane rating
Posted by: Common Tater at May 17, 2024 09:46 PM (z+vDc)

Only fitting that the mayor lit his hair on fire at a PR event … with a blow torch

🤯

Posted by: browndog has nightmares of Dracula at May 17, 2024 09:51 PM (TTAGa)

299 >>I'm very worried about it. Crotona Park is in a very bad neighborhood and cop friends are telling me there are weekly shootouts on nearby Webster Ave. Oy.

So Biden's base. This is like Trump going on CNN to debate Biden. He's playing on Biden's turf.

Trump has his faults but he knows how to sell his brand. He's a natural politician.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 17, 2024 09:51 PM (LkLld)

300 122 What kid wouldn't love to have a birthday party at Grimmenstein castle? Beats the hell out of Chucky Cheese. I wonder if they have Lark Pie.

Posted by: fd at May 17, 2024 08:06 PM (vFG9F)

I wonder what the animatronic band looks like there.

Posted by: BillyD at May 17, 2024 09:51 PM (F6Xpw)

301 Cats vs Rags for the Eastern Conference title

Just like I pictured

Posted by: browndog has nightmares of Dracula at May 17, 2024 09:52 PM (TTAGa)

302 Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time!

Posted by: French Knight at May 17, 2024 09:53 PM (IQ6Gq)

303 Cute girl describing her date.

Very cute.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 17, 2024 09:46 PM (CsUN+)

Got a little dark at the end though

No need to bring the color of her other dates in to play
Posted by: browndog has nightmares of Dracula at May 17, 2024 09:49 PM (TTAGa)
***

I wonder if at one time her eyebrows were one?

Posted by: Diogenes at May 17, 2024 09:54 PM (W/lyH)

304 Tuna, I would be willing to bet “Scrotum Self Repair” is still extant, somewhere, on the internet.

Another good ‘un, not medical related or gross, but entitled “I Want My Two Dollars Back”, about a guy trying to buy a burrito to go and pay for it with a $2 bill.

I laughed so hard I almost pissed myself. He very nearly was arrested, because nobody had ever seen one, and thought it was fake.

For some reason, one of the earliest videos uploaded as I recall, was the Oregon DOT blowing up a beached whale with dynamite. I had a dial up modem and it took about 2 or 3 hours and it still never loaded up. Didn’t see it until years later. The original internet was pretty cool in a lot of ways.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 17, 2024 09:55 PM (z+vDc)

305 I wonder if at one time her eyebrows were one?

Hot, right?

Posted by: Cara Delevingne at May 17, 2024 09:57 PM (CsUN+)

306 300 122 What kid wouldn't love to have a birthday party at Grimmenstein castle? Beats the hell out of Chucky Cheese.

Posted by: fd at May 17, 2024 08:06 PM

I wonder what the animatronic band looks like there.

Posted by: BillyD at May 17, 2024 09:51 PM
***
We're Knights of the Round Table.
We dance whene'er we're able.
We do routines and chorus scenes
With footwork impeccable.
We dine well here in Camelot.
We eat ham and jam and spam a lot.

Posted by: TRex at May 17, 2024 09:57 PM (IQ6Gq)

307 As Scottie Scheffler has found out, some cops are power-tripping semi-retards.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at May 17, 2024 09:58 PM (XMwZJ)

308 The original internet was pretty cool in a lot of ways.
Posted by: Common Tater at May 17, 2024 09:55 PM (z+vDc)

Before the normies took over.

Posted by: Robert at May 17, 2024 09:59 PM (GQTRC)

309 286 How many cows have been catapulted over those ramparts? Has anyone kept track?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 17, 2024 09:45 PM (+o2mc)

Inbound or outbound?

Posted by: BillyD at May 17, 2024 10:02 PM (F6Xpw)

310 How many cows have been catapulted over those ramparts? Has anyone kept track?

Posted by: Cicero

Trick question - cows require a trebuchet.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 17, 2024 10:08 PM (cOq4q)

311
great posts, as always. So tired tho of the Instagram mandates to do their captha things.

Posted by: PJ at May 17, 2024 10:34 PM (G1dq6)

312 signing in after cache clearing

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 18, 2024 12:16 AM (ZdexC)

313 By show of hands how many 'Rons have had "The Talk" with their kids and explained the evils of fiat currency and the need to audit the Fed?
Posted by: Robert at May 17, 2024 10:18 PM (duGUV)

Crap, I tried to explain it to my Dad

He also thought mortgage backed securities were a certain thing.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 18, 2024 12:27 AM (D7oie)

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