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For One Weekend, The Eurovision Song Contest Is The Gayest Thing On the Planet, Displacing Second-Place Entrant Garrett

The singer from Israel got top public votes from fourteen countries and was booed by antisemites just for being Israeli.

Then they really got angry when she dared to bait the antisemites by singing a verse in Hebrew:

Israel's Eurovision contestant was booed during Saturday's grand final as the competition descended into chaos.

Eden Golan, Israel's 20-year-old act, was greeted on the stage in Malmo by a mixture of boos and cheers from the audience in the most anticipated performance of the night.

The booing intensified when the singer switched to Hebrew for her final verse in Hurricane, but Golan was unfazed.

Golan won the second highest number of public televotes in the contest, after Croatia, following days of controversy over her inclusion amid Israel's war in Gaza. She finished fifth, behind eventual winner Nemo, from Switzerland.

Earlier on Saturday, Golan felt forced to practise her power ballad to the sounds of booing and chants of "free Palestine" in preparation for her performance.

Here are those classy leftists and "newcomers" in Sweden booing a 20-year-old girl for the crime of being Jewish.

The song is... I mean, it's fine. If you like this kind of diva pop ballad.

Here's the live performance.

She got the second most public votes overall, after Croatia.

The contest isn't determined by public votes, though. It's determined by a secret algorithm employing both public voting and the professional judges sent to judge the acts, in which the public votes are thrown out the window so that the PC government agents can do whatever they want.

Update:

James Lindsay, full varsity
@ConceptualJames

Learn to recognize Communism.

https://tinyurl.com/mt5ahmm9


Visegrad
@visegrad24 11h
A member of the Norwegian Eurovision Song Contest jury admits that he refused to give Eden Golan and Israel any points at all due to the war in Gaza

24-y-old Daniel Owen ends his message with "Free Palestine"

How many such cases were there among jury members yesterday?


Ezra Levant
@ezralevant

How is this any different from a judge saying he'd refuse to give a contestant any points because she's black?

Thanks to andycanuck.


What the judges wanted to do was to give the award to a non-binary.

Obviously.

They also gave the award to transgender -- whoops, now he says he's gay and drag but not actually transgender -- in 2014.

"Nemo" made his big announcement of being "non-binary" at just the right time: Just before the contest.


From Google:

They came out as non-binary in November, just three months before being announced as Switzerland's Eurovision entry.

So oppressed that people announce they're non-binary just to have accolades and special benefits heaped upon them.

And he took no chances: He decided to sing a song about his brief, three-month journey towards a non-binary identity, thereby ensuring he'd win all the votes from the outrageous queens on the judge panels.


MALMO, Sweden (AP) -- Swiss singer Nemo won the 68th Eurovision Song Contest early Sunday with "The Code," an operatic pop-rap ode to the singer's journey toward embracing a nongender identity.

Switzerland's contestant beat Croatian rocker Baby Lasagna to the title by winning the most points from a combination of national juries and viewers around the world. Nemo, 24, is the first nonbinary winner of the contest that has long been embraced as a safe haven by the LGBT community. Nemo is also the first Swiss winner since 1988, when Canadian chanteuse Celine Dion competed under the Swiss flag.

"Thank you so much," Nemo said after the result from Saturday's final was announced soon after midnight. "I hope this contest can live up to its promise and continue to stand for peace and dignity for every person."

At a post-victory news conference, Nemo expressed pride in accepting the trophy for "people that are daring to be themselves and people that need to be heard and need to be understood. We need more compassion, we need more empathy."

Do you need more leftwing media publicity and fawning? Because it seems like you've got more than enough.

Pink News admits the obvious: The Eurovision song contest is beyond gay.

Eurovision Song Contest co-host Petra Mede knows exactly what you are: during last night's semi-final (9 May), she joked that all Eurovision superfans, such as Ace of Spades commenter garrett, are gay.

At this point, it's a universally acknowledged fact that the Eurovision Song Contest is one of the gayest events of the year. Yet the 2024 contest is arguably embracing that fact more than any other year.

For starters, there's the slew of LGBTQ+ entrants in this year's contest, including Ireland's non-binary witch Bambie Thug, the UK's Olly Alexander, and Lithuania's Silvester Belt. Ace of Spades commenter garrett attempted to enter the contest, but was disqualified for being an American and for "just being gay." "With the freak show carnival we've got going on, Garrett's status as just a gay man, intensely gay as he might be, is just not going to cut it," a Eurovision official confided.

I may have added some to that report. But the parts about the emcee joking about how all the superfans are gay, and about the contest being "universally acknowleged" as "the gayest event of the year" is really in there.

Bambie Thug? Oh yes, the witch and self-described Satanist who is also, get this, a non-binary queer person who raged at the show's promoters for not doing more to promote Hamas.

The Daily Record writes:

Bambie Thug has accused the Eurovision Song Contest organisers of not supporting them over a row with Israel.

The "ouji pop" star secured a sixth place finish in Ireland’s first grand final of the music event since 2018.

Did they mean Ouiji or Ouija?

...


It comes after Bambie, who has been outspoken about their pro-Palestine views, accused the Israeli broadcaster, Kan, of a rule break and said they have been waiting to hear back from the European Broadcasting Union (EBU) about what action would be taken.

Bambie, who is non-binary and uses they/them pronouns, told journalists in the press centre: "So now that I'm free. I can talk about everything right?

"Yeah, so Kan the broadcaster incited violence against me twice, three times. We brought it up to the EBU. They said they follow up.


Here she is, screaming that what makes her special is that she's "queer and a WIIIIIITCH."

What the hell is wrong with Ireland? Why would they pick a Satanist to represent them?

I assume it must be because everyone involved in the contest, including the groups that nominate contestants, are all supergay.

Oh by the way it was broadcast on Peacock -- the streaming service of the gayest American network, NBC. Of course.

(Why the hell did I even write this post? I have no idea. It was just going to be in quick hits but I kept adding to it, even knowing that no one is interested in this crap, including me.)


Update: Rita Panhini of Sky News calls Greta Thunberg a "commie troll" and "miserable little doom goblin." She stupidly protested the contest every day, demanding they purge it of all Jews.


Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 04:57 PM




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1 That's pretty gay.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 13, 2024 04:57 PM (GBKbO)

2 So kind of like Democrat Superdelegates.

Posted by: Karen at May 13, 2024 04:57 PM (Z8Yh2)

3 euro pop is always, always terrible

Posted by: BlackOrchid at May 13, 2024 04:58 PM (s3qiR)

4 Bambi may have been molested. Just my instinct.

Posted by: Karen at May 13, 2024 04:58 PM (Z8Yh2)

5 Remember

Posted by: Ciampino - Can't trust anyone anymore!? at May 13, 2024 04:58 PM (qfLjt)

6 5 Remember
Posted by: Ciampino - Can't trust anyone anymore!? at May 13, 2024 04:58 PM (qfLjt)

=======

The Fifth of November?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 13, 2024 04:59 PM (GBKbO)

7 Eurovision is how ABBA got its start, ja ?

Posted by: runner at May 13, 2024 04:59 PM (V13WU)

8 In Malmo, you say?

Huh. I thought Sharia had already been imposed in that part of Sweden. Don't know how this act got through.

Posted by: Dr. T at May 13, 2024 05:00 PM (CRs1h)

9 >>>7 Eurovision is how ABBA got its start, ja ?

yup. And I think ABBA might have taken this crap European Idol contest and made it a much bigger thing than it was.

Posted by: ace spencer at May 13, 2024 05:00 PM (KRtlO)

10 For the longest time I thought Eurovision was just a Will Ferrel movie and not a real thing,

Posted by: Montec at May 13, 2024 05:01 PM (Y6Wgg)

11 >>> In Malmo, you say?

That's why the "little Doom Goblin" Greta Tardburg was there.

Oh, Rita Panhini called her "little doom goblin" on sky news.

Posted by: ace spencer at May 13, 2024 05:01 PM (KRtlO)

12 (Why the hell did I even write this post? I have no idea. It was just going to be in quick hits but I kept adding to it, even knowing that no one is interested in this crap, including me.)

Because all the people who whine about DIEsney posts will be confused and won't know how to respond.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 13, 2024 05:02 PM (llON8)

13 Bambi should stay out of the forest. Those antlers are risky.

Posted by: huerfano at May 13, 2024 05:02 PM (VGOMa)

14 Is the whole world nuts, or just the western part? Does China have televised celebrations of mental illness too? India?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 13, 2024 05:02 PM (pEm+o)

15 I think I am just going to worry about the Canes trying to beat the Rangers in NYC tonight. Screw Europe.

Posted by: Black JEM at May 13, 2024 05:02 PM (GZYu7)

16 Nemo is a nobody.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 13, 2024 05:02 PM (63Dwl)

17 It takes a ton of guts to be Jewish and get on a stage in Europe.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 13, 2024 05:02 PM (tT6L1)

18 >>> 13 Bambi should stay out of the forest. Those antlers are risky.
Posted by: huerfano at May 13, 2024 05:02 PM (VGOMa)

I HATE stepping on those things!

Posted by: Godzilla at May 13, 2024 05:03 PM (llON8)

19 None of the Palestinians in Gaza are responsible to stop Hamas.

But every Jew everywhere is responsible to stop Israel.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 13, 2024 05:03 PM (g9W3m)

20 i added the Rita/Greta video.

Posted by: ace spencer at May 13, 2024 05:03 PM (KRtlO)

21 Here are those classy leftists and "newcomers" in Sweden booing a 20-year-old girl for the crime of being Jewish.

How do we know that volume of booing is real and not edited into the video? Only mention because watching some of the Duke/Seinfeld vid's they seemed manipulated.

Posted by: olddog in mo at May 13, 2024 05:03 PM (ju2Fy)

22 This whole post is gayer than Liberace's valet.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 13, 2024 05:04 PM (nOjd9)

23 None of the Palestinians in Gaza are responsible to stop Hamas.

But every Jew everywhere is responsible to stop Israel.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 13, 2024 05:03 PM (g9W3m)
---
They are a little confused on which population group has the actual hive mind mentality.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 13, 2024 05:04 PM (7fElN)

24 Ace: "The contest isn't determined by public votes, though. It's determined by a secret algorithm employing both public voting and the professional judges sent to judge the acts..."

So it's DNC Convention Rules. AKA, show us the candidate and we'll "show" you the rules.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at May 13, 2024 05:04 PM (aXxgO)

25 Israeli woman is a hotti4

Posted by: Skip at May 13, 2024 05:04 PM (fwDg9)

26 Remove the detestable things from the high places.

Posted by: gp In, gp Out at May 13, 2024 05:04 PM (MvF+J)

27 isn't bambie a he not a she?

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at May 13, 2024 05:04 PM (2NHgQ)

28 >>> (williowed) 361 Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok 19h
BREAKING: South Carolina just passed a bill banning s*x-change treatments on minors.

This new law also prohibits public officials from withholding information from parents regarding their children's perception of their gender.

Amazing win for South Carolina!
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 13, 2024 04:59 PM (ZdexC)

I'm curious what the penalties are - licensing revocation, fines, or jail time?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 13, 2024 05:05 PM (llON8)

29 >>> isn't bambie a he not a she?

seems like a she but I dunno.

Posted by: ace spencer at May 13, 2024 05:05 PM (KRtlO)

30 They just blew the bridge. It was pretty good. But don't get any ideas about Building 7. That's just crazy talk.

Posted by: torabora at May 13, 2024 05:05 PM (G23G9)

31 all Eurovision superfans, such as Ace of Spades commenter garrett, are gay.

Objection! Is there anything in evidence that proves garrett is a Eurovision superfan?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 13, 2024 05:05 PM (a3Q+t)

32 So, when they say we must stop putin or he'll march on the rest of Europe ... I'm not seeing a downside.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 13, 2024 05:05 PM (g9W3m)

33 How convenient Nemo was able to find himself just in time for Eurovision.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 13, 2024 05:06 PM (tT6L1)

34

PSA: Do Not Lick the Gas Pump Nozzle

Posted by: Braenyard at May 13, 2024 05:06 PM (lCWOD)

35 Baby Lasagna?

Posted by: steevy at May 13, 2024 05:06 PM (FQmDC)

36 Bambie should pitch a movie for Disney.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 13, 2024 05:06 PM (NpAcC)

37 15 I think I am just going to worry about the Canes trying to beat the Rangers in NYC tonight. Screw Europe.


me too Black Jem

honestly the goalie problem this year was a tough one. their recruit had to get the nasty shots and had a bad reaction. how could Rod have anticipated that? I'd imagine now coaches have to think seriously about recruiting foreign players - they might end up disabled by mRNA

Posted by: BlackOrchid at May 13, 2024 05:06 PM (s3qiR)

38 Poor garrett, he's probably out hunting or fishing and not even here to defend himself.

Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe24 registration now open! at May 13, 2024 05:06 PM (bS+DD)

39 WTH is Bambie Thug wearing around its neck?

If it's meant to be a deterrent to prevent anyone from getting too close...Well, pretty darned effective, I guess.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 13, 2024 05:07 PM (7fElN)

40 Damn that shit is gay!!

Posted by: Make figure skaters at May 13, 2024 05:07 PM (Y6Wgg)

41 Liberace had Captain Kirk on trial in one of the Star Treks.

Posted by: torabora at May 13, 2024 05:07 PM (G23G9)

42 What the hell is wrong with Ireland? Why would they pick a Satanist to represent them?

Unless Ireland and the rest of Western Europe rises up, they have about twenty more years of Bambi Thug, and then the Caliphate takes over, and then Bambi goes into a burka.

Posted by: Joe Biden, The World's Most Devout Catholic! at May 13, 2024 05:07 PM (uxCna)

43 Greta appears to be about 4 foot tall.

Why am I not surprised she's both an expert on the climate as well as geopolitics.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 13, 2024 05:07 PM (LkLld)

44 James Lindsay, full varsity @ConceptualJames
Learn to recognize Communism.

https://tinyurl.com/mt5ahmm9

Visegrád 24 @visegrad24 11h
A member of the Norwegian Eurovision Song Contest jury admits that he refused to give Eden Golan and Israel any points at all due to the war in Gaza

24-y-old Daniel Owen ends his message with “Free Palestine”

How many such cases were there among jury members yesterday?

Ezra Levant 🍁🚛 @ezralevant 8h
How is this any different from a judge saying he’d refuse to give a contestant any points because she’s black?

https://tinyurl.com/ymez3r4k
photo meme

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 13, 2024 05:08 PM (ZdexC)

45 So, this edition of Eurovision is subtitled "Finding Nemo"?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 13, 2024 05:08 PM (a3Q+t)

46 This post is so gay Charles Nelson Reilly just called in to retch.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 13, 2024 05:08 PM (nOjd9)

47 >>> 32 So, when they say we must stop putin or he'll march on the rest of Europe ... I'm not seeing a downside.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 13, 2024 05:05 PM (g9W3m)

Especially if a bunch of hollyweirds and other 'celebrities' really *do* move there like they keep threatening to do if OrangeManBad is re-elected again.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 13, 2024 05:08 PM (llON8)

48 Ace: "The contest isn't determined by public votes, though. It's determined by a secret algorithm employing both public voting and the professional judges sent to judge the acts..."

So it's DNC Convention Rules. AKA, show us the candidate and we'll "show" you the rules.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at May 13, 2024 05:04 PM (aXxgO)
---
The House always wins!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 13, 2024 05:08 PM (7fElN)

49 This is what happens to a continent when tens of millions of men are killed in two world wars.

Posted by: Montec at May 13, 2024 05:08 PM (Y6Wgg)

50 Bambi Thug (she/it) - supposedly in her 30s. Ireland appears to be on the wrong track. I need a dose of "Celtic Women" to cleanse the palate.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 13, 2024 05:08 PM (cnsP4)

51 1 That's pretty gay.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 13, 2024 04:57 PM (GBKbO)

And absurd… these people are trivial.

Posted by: tubal at May 13, 2024 05:09 PM (PCK5/)

52 Heh, Doom Goblin has a nice ring for Greta.

Posted by: WisRich at May 13, 2024 05:09 PM (G0vdT)

53 All of Europe is gayer than Berlin in the Jazz Age, including the Nazis.

Posted by: huerfano at May 13, 2024 05:09 PM (VGOMa)

54 So, Judge Merchan allows the prosecution to let Michael Cohen suggest he has "secret" recordings of Trump...suggesting, oh, I don't know, guilt of some sort. The defense objects, of course, since no secret recordings are in evidence and... Judge Merchan let it in anyway...wow, I've lost track at this point the lower court violations and bench removal issues that are going in front of the NYS Judicial Conduct Board for Merchan.

He doesn't care apparently - he's torching his career for stardom on a future MSNBC show I guess.

To paraphrase Sir Thomas More: "What profits a man to give his soul for the world, but...for MSNBC?"

Posted by: Boswell at May 13, 2024 05:09 PM (K+UlC)

55 did you guys see the Sat Morning Coffee thread with the prayer list ? it featured troll Paul's request to pray for Gaza's children...it's not enough that xzhe polutes the daily and nightly threads with xzhe's crap, xzhe is trolling the prayer list too.

Posted by: runner at May 13, 2024 05:09 PM (V13WU)

56 Entertainment everywhere is an accelerating, cyclonic orgy of decreasingly effective and therefore further escalated shock gambits.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at May 13, 2024 05:09 PM (wzAuc)

57 Unless Ireland and the rest of Western Europe rises up, they have about twenty more years of Bambi Thug, and then the Caliphate takes over, and then Bambi goes into a burka.
Posted by: Joe Biden, The World's Most Devout Catholic! at May 13, 2024 05:07 PM (uxCna)
---
A burka if it's lucky...If not, well, Europe has a fair number of tall buildings...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 13, 2024 05:09 PM (7fElN)

58 That's pretty gay.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 13, 2024 04:57 PM (GBKbO)

FUGLY GAY

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 13, 2024 05:09 PM (cOq4q)

59 If she brought some hot biological female friends, I might pick up Greta in a Hummer and let them spank me.

Posted by: Stateless at May 13, 2024 05:10 PM (jvJvP)

60 Greta is a grown female now, she is still pretending to be 11.

Posted by: runner at May 13, 2024 05:10 PM (V13WU)

61 So how gay will the Eurovision Jr edition be?

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at May 13, 2024 05:10 PM (dKiJG)

62 >>>What the hell is wrong with Ireland?

Well, for starters, summer is like one day.

Posted by: bed head at May 13, 2024 05:10 PM (Y1sOo)

63 The children of Gaza who's own parents rather they die?

Posted by: steevy at May 13, 2024 05:10 PM (FQmDC)

64 This is what happens to a continent when tens of millions of men are killed in two world wars.
Posted by: Montec at May 13, 2024 05:08 PM (Y6Wgg)

-------------------

And the rest of the men are mostly mollycoddled because their governments were able to spend money on social programs rather than defense, thanks to the American taxpayer.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 13, 2024 05:10 PM (tT6L1)

65 Ireland has issues.

Posted by: runner at May 13, 2024 05:10 PM (V13WU)

66 41 Liberace had Captain Kirk on trial in one of the Star Treks.
Posted by: torabora at May 13, 2024 05:07 PM (G23G9)

"The Squire of Gothos". It was actually William Campbell, but he certainly had a Liberace vibe to him.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at May 13, 2024 05:10 PM (T+Iwg)

67 57 Unless Ireland and the rest of Western Europe rises up, they have about twenty more years of Bambi Thug, and then the Caliphate takes over, and then Bambi goes into a burka.
Posted by: Joe Biden, The World's Most Devout Catholic! at May 13, 2024 05:07 PM (uxCna)
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A burka if it's lucky...If not, well, Europe has a fair number of tall buildings...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 13, 2024 05:09 PM (7fElN)

They would use her roughly and then kill her.

Posted by: tubal at May 13, 2024 05:10 PM (PCK5/)

68 , and then Bambi goes into a burka.
_____

In the end, despite it all, 'twas a blessing, it was.

Posted by: Bambi's neighbors at May 13, 2024 05:11 PM (cnsP4)

69 Greta is going to be stunned when she finds herself alone in a crowd of Muslim men.
Probably pregnant.

Posted by: torabora at May 13, 2024 05:11 PM (G23G9)

70
This whole post is gayer than Liberace's valet.
Posted by: Cicero

Gayer than a Liberace vs Elton John piano fight.

https://youtu.be/v_Yl2Dq0Xtg

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 13, 2024 05:11 PM (63Dwl)

71 They're obviously protesting a 20 year old apolitical Jewish performer because they hate Zionism.

/SARCASMSARCASMSARCASM

Posted by: bonhomme at May 13, 2024 05:11 PM (Odg76)

72 Nobody's given even the tiniest of shits about the EuroVision competition since ABBA won it in 1974 with "Waterloo."

Posted by: Sharkman at May 13, 2024 05:11 PM (VFNTF)

73 The children of Gaza who's own parents rather they die?
Posted by: steevy at May 13, 2024 05:10 PM (FQmDC)

the same; whose parent raise them to be shahids/martyrs

Posted by: runner at May 13, 2024 05:11 PM (V13WU)

74 This is a good explanation of the current state of Ireland and Bambie Thug: https://tinyurl.com/4ztn6rvn

Posted by: beckster at May 13, 2024 05:12 PM (GbGY3)

75 I was in Malmo for a week in the summer of 1983. It was a gorgeous little city. It was safe enough for 15 yo girl gymnasts to bop around late at night and go to the market for fresh strawberries and chocolates.

Oh well.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 13, 2024 05:12 PM (07+Zf)

76 It would be real hard to explain the depths to which I don't care about the eurosinging thingy. I mean, I don't care about any of our silly music reality shows, that seem to pop up all the time. I listen to music that tiny %s of people like and is never going to be popular.

Sorry you didn't make the cut though Garrett.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 13, 2024 05:12 PM (Y6IkP)

77 Europe has a fair number of tall buildings...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 13, 2024 05:09 PM (7fElN)

Most of them mosques.

Posted by: Montec at May 13, 2024 05:12 PM (Y6Wgg)

78 Weird Al, CNR

https://youtu.be/xLnapb-30hA?si=CZHNeOhSf9qxZihd

Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 13, 2024 05:12 PM (cf/0E)

79 >>isn't bambie a he not a she?

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at May 13, 2024 05:04 PM

Dylan Mulvaney in even more makeup than usual.

Posted by: huerfano at May 13, 2024 05:12 PM (VGOMa)

80 So this is what being straight feels like!

Posted by: Elton John at May 13, 2024 05:13 PM (wzAuc)

81 >>> 55 did you guys see the Sat Morning Coffee thread with the prayer list ? it featured troll ---'s request to pray for Gaza's children...
==
Posted by: runner at May 13, 2024 05:09 PM (V13WU)

I don't see anything inherently wrong with praying for the children residing in Gaza to escape their evil parents and the beliefs of their murderous psycho cult. Kinda like you would for the children of commies here in the US.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 13, 2024 05:13 PM (llON8)

82 ***Bambie Thug? Oh yes, the witch and self-described Satanist who ... raged at the show's promoters for not doing more to promote Hamas.***
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She, along with her satanism and hamas love should be packaged, promoted and published everywhere.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 13, 2024 05:13 PM (lCWOD)

83 Speaking of train wrecks:

@JackPosobiec 17s
BREAKING: Explosives are now being used to attempt to free the ship that crashed into the Key Bridge in Baltimore

It has been stuck for 48 days in Baltimore harbor
https://tinyurl.com/2dj7z7z7

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 13, 2024 05:13 PM (IG4Id)

84 The Eden episode was the gayest 'Star Trek' episode.

Posted by: Stateless at May 13, 2024 05:14 PM (jvJvP)

85 the IDF is making the incursion into Rafah as we speak, or just did, according to X

Posted by: BlackOrchid at May 13, 2024 05:14 PM (s3qiR)

86 When the Roll is called up yonder, she won’t be there…

Posted by: tubal at May 13, 2024 05:14 PM (PCK5/)

87 60 Greta is a grown female now, she is still pretending to be 11.
Posted by: runner at May 13, 2024 05:10 PM (V13WU)

You say that like it's a bad thing.

Posted by: Taylor Lorenz at May 13, 2024 05:14 PM (PiwSw)

88 Of course it's all Rigged,

Posted by: Skip at May 13, 2024 05:14 PM (fwDg9)

89 Merchan is riding the gravy train.

Posted by: Jamaica at May 13, 2024 05:15 PM (IG7T0)

90 *check winners

Maneskin won in 21.

Posted by: runner at May 13, 2024 05:15 PM (V13WU)

91 Europe has never forgiven the joos for being massacred

Posted by: steevy at May 13, 2024 05:15 PM (FQmDC)

92 Greta is a grown female now, she is still pretending to be 11.
Posted by: runner at May 13, 2024 05:10 PM (V13WU)

What are her views on co-showering? Asking for my fiend Joe.

Posted by: Montec at May 13, 2024 05:15 PM (Y6Wgg)

93 84 The Eden episode was the gayest 'Star Trek' episode.
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You wish, bitch.

Posted by: 'captain kirk' doing his nails on the bridge at May 13, 2024 05:16 PM (ZdexC)

94 > What the hell is wrong with Ireland?

A RIDICULOUS number of their native "men" are on the dole.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 13, 2024 05:16 PM (Odg76)

95 So has Babs Streisand checked in on Eden Golan getting treated like crap yet?

*crickets*

Posted by: Im Gumby Damn It!/George Carlins Pencil at May 13, 2024 05:16 PM (/Bu9o)

96 >>> 91 Europe has never forgiven the joos for not completely being massacred and even worse, moving out
Posted by: steevy at May 13, 2024 05:15 PM (FQmDC)

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 13, 2024 05:16 PM (llON8)

97 OT, but you enjoy watching Tom Cotton kick around the sanctimonious twit Margaret Brennan (of CBS, I believe), you'll enjoy this:

https://youtu.be/Cp5-iVVWpRw

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 13, 2024 05:17 PM (EBuhL)

98 I’d forgotten all about the bridge. Almost as if life went normally on despite the histrionics from the media.

Posted by: Montec at May 13, 2024 05:17 PM (Y6Wgg)

99 don't see anything inherently wrong with praying for the children residing in Gaza to escape their evil parents and the beliefs of their murderous psycho cult. Kinda like you would for the children of commies here in the US.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 13, 2024 05:13 PM (llON

xhzhe is fkng with you. think of it as a version of Calm Mentor..nothing wrong with asking for help...but !

Posted by: runner at May 13, 2024 05:17 PM (V13WU)

100 85 the IDF is making the incursion into Rafah as we speak, or just did, according to X
Posted by: BlackOrchid
---------------------------------

Expeditious and thorough

Posted by: Braenyard at May 13, 2024 05:17 PM (lCWOD)

101 The contest isn't determined by public votes, though. It's determined by a secret algorithm employing both public voting and the professional judges sent to judge the acts, in which the public votes are thrown out the window so that the PC government agents can do whatever they want.

---------------

So, a Dominion "Voting" System?

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at May 13, 2024 05:18 PM (yvl61)

102 >> Weird Al, CNR

https://youtu.be/xLnapb-30hA?si=CZHNeOhSf9qxZihd

Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 13, 2024 05:12 PM

Thank God that Weird Al only uses his powers for good.

Posted by: huerfano at May 13, 2024 05:18 PM (VGOMa)

103 Mark Steyn has visited Malmo several times over the years, and noted that as far back as 2009, they had to play a Davis Cup match between Israel and Sweden in an empty stadium in Malmo, because they didn't dare allow spectators.

Steyn would walk from central Malmo to the all-Muslim neighborhood of Rosengard, noting where the blond women on the street stopped and the Muslim men on the street began, and every year the dividing point got closer and closer to the city center.

Steyn also noted that all the women in Rosengard on the street are wearing burkas, even though quite a few of them are from more liberal Muslim countries where burkas are not required.

So you have women who started having to wear burkas - because they moved to Sweden.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 13, 2024 05:18 PM (uxCna)

104 Israel Defense Forces @IDF 17m
“Over the last few days alone, we were all reminded why our pursuit against Hamas is vital…”

🔴Watch an operational update from IDF Spokesperson RAdm. Daniel Hagari about the IDF’s precise operation in Rafah:

https://tinyurl.com/bdfxfy8p
1:56 minutes

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 13, 2024 05:18 PM (ZdexC)

105 There is no voting system. The host picks the winner based on who blows him the best.

Posted by: Montec at May 13, 2024 05:18 PM (Y6Wgg)

106 Why am I not surprised she's both an expert on the climate as well as geopolitics.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 13, 2024 05:07 PM (LkLld)

She's being used...I suspect a chromosomal normality issue - a gene crimp, ring, deletion or addition to the higher numbered chromosomes, but more toward the middle than on the distal staff ends...the shortness of stature, the sleepy bulgy eyes and the facial features suggest this. She's not cognitive of her "ideology" other than the attention she wants and needs. She's probably all of 7-9 years old inside....

Posted by: Boswell at May 13, 2024 05:18 PM (K+UlC)

107 Has South Park done Euorvision already?

Posted by: TexasDan at May 13, 2024 05:19 PM (z/ifB)

108 Posted by: 'captain kirk' doing his nails on the bridge at May 13, 2024 05:16 PM (ZdexC)

I stand corrected!!
Well done!

Posted by: Stateless at May 13, 2024 05:19 PM (jvJvP)

109 Looks like Brazilian illegals are responsible for the shooting in Mass that killed a 16 year old at a house party.

http://tiny.cc/c2t2yz

Posted by: bonhomme at May 13, 2024 05:20 PM (Odg76)

110 I'm not interested in this crap either.

Posted by: Capt Obvious at May 13, 2024 05:20 PM (xe4ug)

111 Hagari vid is old news, from 5/11

Posted by: runner at May 13, 2024 05:20 PM (V13WU)

112 Wherever muslims reach a certain percentage it becomes a de facto caliphate

Posted by: steevy at May 13, 2024 05:20 PM (FQmDC)

113 Ezra Levant
@ezralevant

How is this any different from a judge saying he'd refuse to give a contestant any points because she's black?

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"Because Jews are now OPPRESSORS, while blacks remain OPPRESSED, H8R!"

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at May 13, 2024 05:20 PM (yvl61)

114 >>> 99
==
xhzhe is fkng with you. think of it as a version of Calm Mentor..nothing wrong with asking for help...but !
Posted by: runner at May 13, 2024 05:17 PM (V13WU)

I missed most of Saturday. If I had been around I probably would have told it that I would pray for them to convert to Christianity before they died. I don't think that's what it had in mind.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 13, 2024 05:20 PM (llON8)

115 Unless Ireland and the rest of Western Europe rises up, they have about twenty more years of Bambi Thug, and then the Caliphate takes over, and then Bambi goes into a burka.
Posted by: Joe Biden, The World's Most Devout Catholic! at May 13, 2024 05:07 PM (uxCna)

-------------------

No, she then goes off the top of a building. Nobody would come near that even in a burqa.

Posted by: Decaf at May 13, 2024 05:21 PM (unUNN)

116 Are we up to 100 and no would-bangs for the brave Israeli singer? It's not *like* I don't know you guys anymore; I don't know you guys anymore.

Posted by: Guy who doesn't know you guys anymore at May 13, 2024 05:21 PM (wzAuc)

117 I have to say, Shatner did a good job playing Kirk possessed by a woman in that one episode

Posted by: steevy at May 13, 2024 05:21 PM (FQmDC)

118 107 Has South Park done Euorvision already?
Posted by: TexasDan at May 13, 2024 05:19 PM (z/ifB)

Monty Python did it when Chief Inspector Jean-Paul Zatapathique of the Monaco Police won with his rendition of "Bing Tiddle Tiddle Bong."

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at May 13, 2024 05:22 PM (T+Iwg)

119 > I suspect a chromosomal normality issue - a gene crimp, ring, deletion or addition to the higher numbered chromosomes, but more toward the middle than on the distal staff ends...the shortness of stature, the sleepy bulgy eyes and the facial features suggest this.

Her picture should be in the dictionary next to the term, "Fetal Alcohol Syndrome." She's textbook for several symptoms.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 13, 2024 05:22 PM (Odg76)

120 109 Looks like Brazilian illegals are responsible for the shooting in Mass that killed a 16 year old at a house party.

http://tiny.cc/c2t2yz
Posted by: bonhomme
-----------------------------

Joey's jet people.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 13, 2024 05:22 PM (lCWOD)

121 Shatner… he’s like, what, 140 years old now??

Posted by: tubal at May 13, 2024 05:22 PM (PCK5/)

122 What the hell is wrong with Ireland?

...

they need Zombie St. Patrick to show up.

Posted by: TexasDan at May 13, 2024 05:22 PM (z/ifB)

123 Israel War Room @IsraelWarRoom 17m
Video uploaded by Palestinian sources shows the IDF expanding operations near Rafah -- this video was taken on George Street, in the Janina neighborhood east of Rafah.

[Nothing exciting; just a 33-second long-shot down the main drag with one 'tiny due to distance' IDF tank at the top of the streetview]

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 13, 2024 05:22 PM (ZdexC)

124 Greta appears to be about 4 foot tall.

Why am I not surprised she's both an expert on the climate as well as geopolitics.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 13, 2024 05:07 PM (LkLld)

--------------

Vegan diet stunted that troll.

Posted by: Decaf at May 13, 2024 05:23 PM (unUNN)

125 Norway and Sweden committed suicide for no real reason. At east the Germans needed Turks to work. AndnthenFtenchnhaf colonial obligations they thought they had to abide by.

Norway and Sweden didn’t
Have any of that. They imported hundreds of thousands of Muslims for virtue signaling alone.

Posted by: Montec at May 13, 2024 05:23 PM (Y6Wgg)

126 Cute 20 year old girl vs grotesque Irish tranny witch. Who's to say which is better?

Posted by: Eeyore at May 13, 2024 05:23 PM (1bNHn)

127 Why aren't I up by 50 points????!?!!?????

Posted by: Hillary! 2024! at May 13, 2024 05:23 PM (a3Q+t)

128 106 She's being used...I suspect a chromosomal normality issue - a gene crimp, ring, deletion or addition to the higher numbered chromosomes, but more toward the middle than on the distal staff ends...the shortness of stature, the sleepy bulgy eyes and the facial features suggest this. She's not cognitive of her "ideology" other than the attention she wants and needs. She's probably all of 7-9 years old inside....
Posted by: Boswell at May 13, 2024 05:18 PM (K+UlC)

Fetal alcohol syndrome is the easier explanation. Also, she and her parents are full-fledged AntiFa commies so she was programmed this way from birth.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at May 13, 2024 05:23 PM (DTX3h)

129 Shatner… he’s like, what, 140 years old now??
Posted by: tubal at May 13, 2024 05:22 PM (PCK5/)

AND he's very concerned about Global Warmening!!!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 13, 2024 05:23 PM (nOjd9)

130 /me shakes fist at @119

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at May 13, 2024 05:24 PM (DTX3h)

131 >>>117 I have to say, Shatner did a good job playing Kirk possessed by a woman in that one episode

all actors are one synaptic connection from being hysterical women.

Posted by: ace spencer at May 13, 2024 05:24 PM (KRtlO)

132 Vegan diet stunted that troll.
Posted by: Decaf at May 13, 2024 05:23 PM (unUNN)

Mom's taste for aquavit during pregnancy probably didn't help either.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 13, 2024 05:25 PM (nOjd9)

133 131 >>>117 I have to say, Shatner did a good job playing Kirk possessed by a woman in that one episode

all actors are one synaptic connection from being hysterical women.
Posted by: ace spencer at May 13, 2024 05:24 PM (KRtlO)

You mean like Daniel Levy??

Posted by: tubal at May 13, 2024 05:25 PM (PCK5/)

134 there is an episode of ST Voyager where Seven downloads The Doctor's program...and essentially becomes him. Jeri Ryan did a good job with it !

Posted by: runner at May 13, 2024 05:25 PM (V13WU)

135 Did they mean Ouiji or Ouija?

genetive case. bambie thug of ouija.

Posted by: anachronda at May 13, 2024 05:25 PM (v3pYe)

136 Wherever muslims reach a certain percentage it becomes a de facto caliphate
Posted by: steevy at May 13, 2024 05:20 PM (FQmDC)

...

It's worth knowing that the mindset is "dar al Islam" and "dar al Jihad". House of submission and house of war. Every place is one or the other.

And islam as a concept does not work until everyone is in complete submission. Like they don't expect to not sin until everyone is in submission--then temptation is gone and so sin will be gone. The issue is then with the people causing temptation, and they are justified in the name of holiness to remove those who will not submit, because they are the cause of all the sin.

Posted by: TexasDan at May 13, 2024 05:26 PM (z/ifB)

137 > Shatner… he’s like, what, 140 years old now??

Shatner's a misanthropic old booze hound. People like him usually die sooner rather than later.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 13, 2024 05:26 PM (Odg76)

138 Malmo, not necessary, there are fresh strawberries in the fridge.
Thanks for reminding me.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 13, 2024 05:27 PM (lCWOD)

139 134 there is an episode of ST Voyager where Seven downloads The Doctor's program...and essentially becomes him. Jeri Ryan did a good job with it !
Posted by: runner at May 13, 2024 05:25 PM (V13WU)

Jeri Ryan… a woman so homely she circles to almost cute…

Posted by: tubal at May 13, 2024 05:27 PM (PCK5/)

140 How is "intensely" ghey different than plain ghey?

Crocs and Vespa?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 13, 2024 05:27 PM (RIvkX)

141 I sometimes imagine Michael Collins viewing current day Ireland from the afterlife, I wonder what he would say? I bet he might have the same thought I often do. Was it all for nothing?

Posted by: Wicklow Longlance, Clam Hammer of the Scots at May 13, 2024 05:27 PM (uH65w)

142 Idle asks Lenin the name of the song by Teddy Johnson and Pearl Carr which won the Eurovision Song Contest 1959. Lenin has no clue, so Idle once again throws the question open. Unexpectedly Mao rings his buzzer and gives the correct answer: "Sing Little Birdie" (The song actually finished second.).

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 13, 2024 05:27 PM (uxCna)

143 i keep seeing headlines about SC cancelling Biden's student loan relief giveaway

Posted by: runner at May 13, 2024 05:27 PM (V13WU)

144
I have to say, Shatner did a good job playing Kirk possessed by a woman in that one episode
Posted by: steevy

This one?

https://youtu.be/l-tAyQAS6JY

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 13, 2024 05:28 PM (63Dwl)

145 Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok 19h
BREAKING: South Carolina just passed a bill banning s*x-change treatments on minors.

This new law also prohibits public officials from withholding information from parents regarding their children's perception of their gender.

Amazing win for South Carolina!
---
All these bills are great.

But, unless they also authorize a private cause of action against officials who violate them, waiving immunity, they are toothless nothings.

E.g., teacher in deep blue city secretly coerces and aids a child to take the "puberty blockers". But the law only makes that a crime ... the deep blue DA can choose not to prosecute = toothless.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 13, 2024 05:28 PM (g9W3m)

146 >>>117 I have to say, Shatner did a good job playing Kirk possessed by a woman in that one episode

so this stupid Dan Jones book about the medieval years I'm listening to told me last night that the Dar-al-Islam stretched from Spain to India "like a string of pearls"

do not buy this book. It's wikipedia-level crap.

Posted by: ace spencer at May 13, 2024 05:28 PM (KRtlO)

147 How is "intensely" ghey different than plain ghey?

Crocs and Vespa?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 13, 2024 05:27 PM (RIvkX)

It's like severely conservative.

Posted by: TexasDan at May 13, 2024 05:29 PM (z/ifB)

148 Shatner's a misanthropic old booze hound. People like him usually die sooner rather than later.
Posted by: bonhomme at May 13, 2024 05:26 PM (Odg76)

It's about forty years too late for 'sooner'

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 13, 2024 05:29 PM (nOjd9)

149 Babylon Bee:

"With Biden stalling, Israel announces they will just get American weapons from the Taliban"

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 13, 2024 05:29 PM (xa4Rn)

150 131 >>>117 I have to say, Shatner did a good job playing Kirk possessed by a woman in that one episode

all actors are one synaptic connection from being hysterical women.
Posted by: ace spencer at May 13, 2024 05:24 PM

---

A Canadian birth certificate will also do.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at May 13, 2024 05:29 PM (wzAuc)

151 She's being used
Posted by: Boswell at May 13, 2024 05:18 PM (K+UlC)

Her parents are both communists (and actors, IIRC). This was public knowledge when she first emerged.

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at May 13, 2024 05:29 PM (+xYe0)

152 Crocs and Vespa?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 13, 2024 05:27 PM

What am I, last year's Hermés?

Posted by: J. Crew Messenger Bag at May 13, 2024 05:29 PM (a3Q+t)

153 Sharkman: "Nobody's given even the tiniest of shits about the EuroVision competition since ABBA won it in 1974 with 'Waterloo.'"

Well, there was that time when Riverdance was born and took the West by storm.

Curiously, it began in IRELAND. So its fall is even harder than realized.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at May 13, 2024 05:29 PM (aXxgO)

154 The gayest Star Trek episode: anything with Wesley Crusher in it

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 13, 2024 05:29 PM (ZpWmh)

155 the first columbo with William Shatner was weird and makes me think Shatner is crazy.

Posted by: ace spencer at May 13, 2024 05:29 PM (KRtlO)

156 he first columbo with William Shatner was weird and makes me think Shatner is crazy.
Posted by: ace spencer at May 13, 2024 05:29 PM (KRtlO)

...

He did see the little man on the wing of the plane after all.

Posted by: TexasDan at May 13, 2024 05:31 PM (z/ifB)

157 Shatner...was in the Twilight Zone

Posted by: runner at May 13, 2024 05:31 PM (V13WU)

158 One way it is different, historically blacks did not reward democrats with their votes for Jim Crow.

Posted by: sven at May 13, 2024 05:31 PM (X0I7i)

159 Can we have another poll post?

Posted by: A commenter at May 13, 2024 05:31 PM (un1lV)

160 155 He had some weird stuff in the 70's like The Devil's Rain

Posted by: steevy at May 13, 2024 05:31 PM (FQmDC)

161 When someone tells you they are in league with Satan, it is best to believe them. For that hot mess I would prescribe a pumper truck of holy water followed by Latin exorcism.

Posted by: tcn in AK, hail to the thief at May 13, 2024 05:31 PM (jpjFa)

162 >>Mom's taste for aquavit during pregnancy probably didn't help either.

Just seeing the word aquavit gives me the shakes. That stuff damn near killed me one night and the next day I wished it had.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 13, 2024 05:32 PM (LkLld)

163 Me thinks Sinead O'Connor may have had some influence on
Bambi Thugs music style..

Posted by: Im Gumby Damn It!/George Carlins Pencil at May 13, 2024 05:32 PM (/Bu9o)

164 >>>Learn to recognize Communism.

There is a whole lot of mental illness in that pic, but it ain't communism. As a matter of fact, I'd be willing to wager you are a lot less likely to see such a display in a communist country than anywhere else. For starters, the governments in communist country would simply arrest those freaks and throw them in work camps.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 13, 2024 05:32 PM (klJTj)

165 He sang a song that talked about his trek to trannydom? Was it the BeeGees' "More Than a Woman"? Or Steely Dan's "Peg"?

Posted by: Wally at May 13, 2024 05:32 PM (hqVaF)

166 Can we have another poll post?
Posted by: A commenter at May 13, 2024 05:31 PM

I read that as pole.

Posted by: Tiffini from Houston at May 13, 2024 05:32 PM (a3Q+t)

167 157 Shatner...was in the Twilight Zone
Posted by: runner at May 13, 2024 05:31 PM (V13WU)
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Where his magic was born: Overacting.

Posted by: WisRich at May 13, 2024 05:32 PM (G0vdT)

168 His two Twilight Zone episodes are classics.

Posted by: steevy at May 13, 2024 05:33 PM (FQmDC)

169 Fetal alcohol syndrome is the easier explanation. Also, she and her parents are full-fledged AntiFa commies so she was programmed this way from birth.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at May 13, 2024 05:23 PM (DTX3h)

FAS is much less prevalent than abnormalities involving "spontaneous" mutations...almost always (sorry 'ettes) involving the eggs. It's sad when it happens but the incident usual involves the higher numbered chromosomes and thus is typically not genetically passed by the parents like the lower numbered chromosomal abnormalities are...by the way, I had one geneticist tell me there is no such thing as "autism" as a diagnosis - it is a symptom of these slight genetic losses or additions actual, but the medical community is reluctant to suggest it. These abnormalities can have severe consequences or slight...but most parents just don't want to know for some reason and the medical community plays along with a "spectrum" disorder.

Posted by: Boswell at May 13, 2024 05:33 PM (K+UlC)

170 The gayest Star Trek episode: anything with Wesley Crusher in it
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 13, 2024 05:29 PM (ZpWmh)

They kept him but killed Tasha Yar.

Posted by: TexasDan at May 13, 2024 05:33 PM (z/ifB)

171 157 Shatner...was in the Twilight Zone
Posted by: runner at May 13, 2024 05:31 PM (V13WU)

And the original Outer Limits "Cold Hands, Warm Heart"

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 13, 2024 05:33 PM (PiwSw)

172 167 157 Shatner...was in the Twilight Zone
Posted by: runner at May 13, 2024 05:31 PM (V13WU)
-------

Where his magic was born: Overacting.
Posted by: WisRich at May 13, 2024 05:32 PM (G0vdT)

I have seen that episode… sweaty little pig, he was…

Posted by: tubal at May 13, 2024 05:33 PM (PCK5/)

173
"Shatner...
was in...
the Twilight...
Zone

Posted by: runner"

Posted by: fd at May 13, 2024 05:33 PM (vFG9F)

174 Shatner in Kingdom of the Spiders was a hoot . Tiffany Bolling was a hot chick in it

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 13, 2024 05:34 PM (ZpWmh)

175 He sang a song that talked about his trek to trannydom? Was it the BeeGees' "More Than a Woman"? Or Steely Dan's "Peg"?
Posted by: Wally at May 13, 2024 05:32 PM (hqVaF)

Lola?
Dude Looks Like A Lady?
My Girl Bill?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 13, 2024 05:34 PM (nOjd9)

176 Jake Tapper just told me that abortion, excuse me, "reproductive rights", is going to win the presidency for Biden, especially in states like Arizona. Nothing else matters...because that's all they got.

Posted by: Truthbomb at May 13, 2024 05:34 PM (VDgiz)

177 175 He sang a song that talked about his trek to trannydom? Was it the BeeGees' "More Than a Woman"? Or Steely Dan's "Peg"?
Posted by: Wally at May 13, 2024 05:32 PM (hqVaF)

Lola?
Dude Looks Like A Lady?
My Girl Bill?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 13, 2024 05:34 PM (nOjd9)

A Boy Named Sue…

Posted by: tubal at May 13, 2024 05:35 PM (PCK5/)

178 Ukrainian Pravda today (translated from Ukrainian):

Where are the fortifications? Kharkiv OVA paid millions to fictitious companies

Hundreds of millions of hryvnias could probably be stolen during the construction of fortifications in the Kharkiv region, where the RSNA is now actively advancing. Multi-million dollar contracts for the construction of fortifications, for which a total of 7 billion hryvnias were spent there, were transferred by Kharkiv OVA to front companies of avatars.

Now is kind of a bad time to figure that out.

Let's hope the Big Guy got his 10%.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 13, 2024 05:35 PM (uxCna)

179 170 She wanted to leave the show

Posted by: steevy at May 13, 2024 05:35 PM (FQmDC)

180 Nope, I guess I'm not part of society is this is what society is, does and enjoys on any level.

Posted by: Son of Dad at May 13, 2024 05:35 PM (8JB5s)

181 "When someone tells you they are in league with Satan, it is best to believe them. For that hot mess I would prescribe a pumper truck of holy water followed by Latin exorcism."

You misspelled, flame thrower.

Posted by: Truthbomb at May 13, 2024 05:36 PM (VDgiz)

182 45 So, this edition of Eurovision is subtitled "Finding Nemo"?

it's funny because "nemo" is latin for "nobody".

Posted by: anachronda at May 13, 2024 05:37 PM (v3pYe)

183 "Shatner...
was in...
the Twilight...
Zone

Posted by: runner"
Posted by: fd at May 13, 2024 05:33 PM (vFG9F)

HAHAHAH!

Posted by: runner at May 13, 2024 05:37 PM (V13WU)

184 The Israeli chick should have sung “ Wildwood Days”.

Posted by: Redenzo at May 13, 2024 05:37 PM (h2mlA)

185
I had a very long conversation with my extremely formerly extremely leftist sister today.

Something is happening Mr Jones.

Jill needs to find a home for Joe, 'cause there's no way he wins more then a handful of extremely stupid states in November. 400 EV's Trump, at a minimum.

The pendulum is swinging back with a vengeance.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 13, 2024 05:37 PM (RKVpM)

186 They HE came out as non-binary in November, just three months before being announced as Switzerland's Eurovision entry.
_______________

That's cuckoo.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 13, 2024 05:37 PM (YqDXo)

187 Hundreds of millions of hryvnias could probably be stolen during the construction of fortifications in the Kharkiv region, where the RSNA is now actively advancing.

Here's an idea: Instead of shoveling newly-printed U.S. dollars to Ukraine, why don't they reprogram the whole system to print hryvnias?

That way we could f*ck up Ukraine's economy instead of ours.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 13, 2024 05:37 PM (nOjd9)

188 The Israeli chick should have sung “ Wildwood Days”.

Posted by: Redenzo at May 13, 2024 05:37 PM (h2mlA)
________________

"Take a Walk on the Wild Side."

She'd have won by acclamation.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 13, 2024 05:38 PM (YqDXo)

189 I saw Shatner this morning in a 70s TV adaptation of a Ray Bradbury short story and his acting as usual, sucked.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 13, 2024 05:38 PM (RIvkX)

190 > FAS is much less prevalent than abnormalities involving "spontaneous" mutations...almost always (sorry 'ettes) involving the eggs. It's sad when it happens but the incident usual involves the higher numbered chromosomes and thus is typically not genetically passed by the parents like the lower numbered chromosomal abnormalities are...by the way, I had one geneticist tell me there is no such thing as "autism" as a diagnosis - it is a symptom of these slight genetic losses or additions actual, but the medical community is reluctant to suggest it. These abnormalities can have severe consequences or slight...but most parents just don't want to know for some reason and the medical community plays along with a "spectrum" disorder.

I've observed that a LOT of autistic kids have one or two parents who are "neurotypical", but have the look. Obviously this is completely non-scientific, but I wouldn't be surprised if the geneticist you mentioned it right; it's slight genetic variations that are the issue.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 13, 2024 05:38 PM (Odg76)

191 Quatloos>>Hryvnias…

Posted by: tubal at May 13, 2024 05:38 PM (PCK5/)

192 Now is kind of a bad time to figure that out.

Amazing. No one in the Ukrainian army ever thought of checking to see if the fortifications had actually been constructed?

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 13, 2024 05:38 PM (uxCna)

193 miserable little doom goblin

I am sooooo stealing that.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 13, 2024 05:39 PM (W/lyH)

194 "Contre nous de la tyrannie
L'étendard sanglant est levé !"

Posted by: Truthbomb at May 13, 2024 05:39 PM (VDgiz)

195 49 This is what happens to a continent when tens of millions of men are killed in two world wars.
Posted by: Montec at May 13, 2024 05:08 PM (Y6Wgg)

^^^this
It was the death of the West.

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at May 13, 2024 05:39 PM (Rbu5d)

196 148 Shatner's a misanthropic old booze hound. People like him usually die sooner rather than later.
Posted by: bonhomme at May 13, 2024 05:26 PM (Odg76)

It's about forty years too late for 'sooner'

it's all due to chronoton leakage from the transporter

Posted by: shatner at May 13, 2024 05:39 PM (v3pYe)

197 Jill needs to find a home for Joe, 'cause there's no way he wins more then a handful of extremely stupid states in November. 400 EV's Trump, at a minimum.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 13, 2024 05:37 PM (RKVpM)
________________

Leave California out of this.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 13, 2024 05:39 PM (YqDXo)

198 From last thread:

I am from Wsgonzn, and no slivovitz this evening as I had rakija for lunch.

Posted by: LenNeal at May 13, 2024 05:40 PM (EP4y/)

199 Amazing. No one in the Ukrainian army ever thought of checking to see if the fortifications had actually been constructed?
Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 13, 2024 05:38 PM (uxCna)


The Undersecretary of Fortification Checking has been missing for weeks.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 13, 2024 05:40 PM (nOjd9)

200 > The gayest Star Trek episode: anything with Wesley Crusher in it

The one with Beverly Crusher and the ghost candle was SUPER gay, and that wasn't Wesley's fault.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 13, 2024 05:40 PM (Odg76)

201 Irish chicks used to be incredibly hot. Where did we go wrong

Posted by: ... at May 13, 2024 05:41 PM (lX8VI)

202 Curse you, Wil Wheaton…

Posted by: tubal at May 13, 2024 05:41 PM (PCK5/)

203 eventual winner Nemo, from Switzerland.

***********

Nemo? The clownfish? I guess all the other singers were out of tuna!!!

Salmon please stop me before I pun again!

😮

Posted by: Muldoon at May 13, 2024 05:41 PM (991eG)

204 Here are those classy leftists and "newcomers" in Sweden booing a 20-year-old girl for the crime of being Jewish.

Welp this means one thing: the sooner the Israelis wrap up leveling Gaza and wiping out Hamas the sooner we can all get back to having the gayest Eurovision ever, a Eurovision without all thinly veiled calls to exterminate the Jewish people.

Fuck Europeans. Fuck Hamas. And fuck our domestic Intifada terrorists.

Posted by: lost in space at May 13, 2024 05:42 PM (Amk6c)

205 FAS is much less prevalent than abnormalities involving "spontaneous" mutations...almost always (sorry 'ettes) involving the eggs.
_____________

That's because the eggs have been sitting there getting bombarded by cosmic rays for decades; a girl is born with all the eggs she will ever have.

Sperm are generated continuously (except by soi boys), with turnover every three weeks or so (IIRC).

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 13, 2024 05:42 PM (YqDXo)

206 "I hope this contest can live up to its promise and continue to stand for peace and dignity for every person."

_________________________________

Ok, allow me to say this ONE more time. If you claim to be NON-BINARY, you give up your ability to use the pronoun "I". This is the rule...unless you are an opportunistic, attention grabbing jackass. Then, there are no rules.

Posted by: Orson at May 13, 2024 05:42 PM (dIske)

207 For starters, the governments in communist country would simply arrest those freaks and throw them in work camps.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 13, 2024 05:32 PM

--

(glares at the paper in the typewriter, looks down, rubs forehead) "Never mind."

Posted by: Alt History Solzhenitsyn at May 13, 2024 05:42 PM (wzAuc)

208 Pretty sure it's still gay.

Posted by: Plainoldtoast at May 13, 2024 05:43 PM (ytSiK)

209 199 Amazing. No one in the Ukrainian army ever thought of checking to see if the fortifications had actually been constructed?
Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 13, 2024 05:38 PM (uxCna)


The Undersecretary of Fortification Checking has been missing for weeks.

the czech's in the mail

Posted by: anachronda at May 13, 2024 05:43 PM (v3pYe)

210 "Nemo? The clownfish? I guess all the other singers were out of tuna!!!

Salmon please stop me before I pun again!"

You need to go to reform school and stop swimming in the rhetoric.

Posted by: Truthbomb at May 13, 2024 05:43 PM (VDgiz)

211 189 I saw Shatner this morning in a 70s TV adaptation of a Ray Bradbury short story and his acting as usual, sucked.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 13, 2024 05:38 PM (RIvkX)

"Must. Ignore. Psycho's. Energy."

- Bill Greatest-actor-in-history Shatner

Posted by: Auspex at May 13, 2024 05:43 PM (j4U/Z)

212 Shut up, Wesley.
/well someone's got to say it

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 13, 2024 05:43 PM (RIvkX)

213 Garrett remains first in the hearts of his countrymen.

Posted by: One Is The Onliest Number at May 13, 2024 05:44 PM (V5BDR)

214 I hope yall are finished with the fish puns.

Posted by: fd at May 13, 2024 05:44 PM (vFG9F)

215 @189

>>I saw Shatner this morning in a 70s TV adaptation of a Ray Bradbury short story and his acting as usual, sucked.

Shatner doesn't so much act as imbue his character with The Shatner Essence/Force.

It will be a sad day when he and Clint are no longer on this side of the grass.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 13, 2024 05:45 PM (XV/Pl)

216 The Star Trek contest is whether Shatner outlasts Takei. Rooting for James T. Kirk

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 13, 2024 05:45 PM (ZpWmh)

217 Haddock, or Cod??

Posted by: tubal at May 13, 2024 05:45 PM (PCK5/)

218 I hope yall are finished with the fish puns.

===

We are hooked !

Posted by: runner at May 13, 2024 05:45 PM (V13WU)

219 I'm non-binary!

Posted by: Two! at May 13, 2024 05:45 PM (uxCna)

220 The singer from Israel got top public votes from fourteen countries and was booed by antisemites just for being Israeli.

Then they really got angry when she dared to bait the antisemites by singing a verse in Hebrew:


Legendary. Galactic Troll Award. Kudos.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 13, 2024 05:45 PM (wACO6)

221 214 I hope yall are finished with the fish puns.

i though we haddock few more.

Posted by: anachronda at May 13, 2024 05:46 PM (v3pYe)

222 Haddock, or Cod??
Posted by: tubal


Cod. For the halibut.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 13, 2024 05:46 PM (wACO6)

223
Sperm are generated continuously (except by soi boys), with turnover every three weeks or so (IIRC).

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 13, 2024 05:42 PM

You've obviously never been a thirteen year old male with a handy box of Kleenex nearby. Turnover is measured in minutes.

/ I kid

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 13, 2024 05:46 PM (RKVpM)

224 201 Irish chicks used to be incredibly hot. Where did we go wrong
Posted by: ... at May 13, 2024 05:41 PM (lX8VI

Sinead O'Connor has entered the chat.

Posted by: Im Gumby Damn It!/George Carlins Pencil at May 13, 2024 05:46 PM (/Bu9o)

225 220 The singer from Israel got top public votes from fourteen countries and was booed by antisemites just for being Israeli.

Then they really got angry when she dared to bait the antisemites by singing a verse in Hebrew:


Legendary. Galactic Troll Award. Kudos.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 13, 2024 05:45 PM (wACO6)

Was hoping for Aramaic…

Posted by: tubal at May 13, 2024 05:46 PM (PCK5/)

226 Shatner played an adult who was bullied on the playground as a kid, then took his son to the playground, and his identity got switched into his son's body and he got bullied again.

You can imagine how this went with Shatner's emotive depth.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 13, 2024 05:46 PM (RIvkX)

227
Shatner was passed over for the lead in "Passion of the Christ" 'cause it was recognized that playing Jesus would be a step down.

Posted by: Auspex at May 13, 2024 05:47 PM (j4U/Z)

228 Nemo warmed up for the competition by singing his scales.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 13, 2024 05:47 PM (991eG)

229 Pollack or Fish ?

Posted by: runner at May 13, 2024 05:47 PM (V13WU)

230 > Curse you, Wil Wheaton…

Wheaton was the worst part of TWO otherwise good SciFi TV shows; Star Trek and Eureka.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 13, 2024 05:47 PM (Odg76)

231 Shatner was passed over for the lead in "Passion of the Christ" 'cause it was recognized that playing Jesus would be a step down.
Posted by: Auspex

For the Win!

Posted by: lost in space at May 13, 2024 05:47 PM (Amk6c)

232 miserable little doom goblin
I am sooooo stealing that.
Posted by: Diogenes

Doom goblins are tricky. You're expecting the cannon fodder to be ordinary 1-1HD goblins, but no, they're 5HD doom goblins!

Posted by: mikeski at May 13, 2024 05:48 PM (DgGvY)

233 >>I saw Shatner this morning in a 70s TV adaptation of a Ray Bradbury short story and his acting as usual, sucked.

Shatner doesn't so much act as imbue his character with The Shatner Essence/Force.

It will be a sad day when he and Clint are no longer on this side of the grass.
Posted by: Thomas Bender


Shatner doesn't. So much. Act as imbue. His character. With.The Shatner Essence/Force.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 13, 2024 05:48 PM (wACO6)

234 Shatner doesn't so much act as imbue his character with The Shatner Essence/Force. ...
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 13, 2024 05:45 PM (XV/Pl)
===

This is a genius analysis.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 13, 2024 05:48 PM (RIvkX)

235 miserable little doom goblin
I am sooooo stealing that.
Posted by: Diogenes
______________

I'm still going with "cross-eyed Swedish retard."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 13, 2024 05:49 PM (YqDXo)

236 I Shatner my pants !

Posted by: Joe put put Bdien at May 13, 2024 05:49 PM (NtVYv)

237 Pollack or Fish ?
Posted by: runner



Yes, Pollocks fish.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 13, 2024 05:49 PM (wACO6)

238 Wil Wheaton is the Matt Damon of John Cusack's

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 13, 2024 05:50 PM (RIvkX)

239 The Greta on the Shelf ( elf) is still a classic… somebody should have marketed that..

Posted by: tubal at May 13, 2024 05:50 PM (PCK5/)

240 Then they really got angry when she dared to bait the antisemites by singing a verse in Hebrew:


Legendary. Galactic Troll Award. Kudos.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 13, 2024 05:45 PM (wACO6)

Was hoping for Aramaic…
Posted by: tubal


They would have never known what she was singing.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 13, 2024 05:50 PM (wACO6)

241 It comes after Bambie, who has been outspoken about their pro-Palestine views, accused the Israeli broadcaster, Kan, of a rule break and said they have been waiting to hear back from the European Broadcasting Union (EBU) about what action would be taken.

Bambie, who is non-binary and uses they/them pronouns, told journalists in the press centre: "So now that I'm free. I can talk about everything right?


----


Aside from the obvious philosophical disagreements on the subject, the thing that grinds my gears the most about non-binary people who insist on non-standard pronouns is that you get paragraphs like the above, which are manifestly less readable and must be explicitly clarified later. The entire point of pronounce usage as a shorthand is completely eradicated if you have to spend more words explaining yourself than you gain from the pronouns in the first place.

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at May 13, 2024 05:50 PM (8IkUR)

242 You've obviously never been a thirteen year old male with a handy box of Kleenex nearby. Turnover is measured in minutes.

/ I kid
Posted by: Divide by Zero


No you don't.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 13, 2024 05:51 PM (wACO6)

243 Apropos of nothing

I just ate my first real food since Thursday afternoon.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 13, 2024 05:51 PM (3HI6Z)

244 They really do want a weird sexless society where the only thing anyone thinks or cares about is the State. They really do.

Posted by: ... at May 13, 2024 05:52 PM (lX8VI)

245
I'm still going with "cross-eyed Swedish retard."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

Sung to the tune of Dark Eyed Cajun Woman

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 13, 2024 05:53 PM (63Dwl)

246 Apropos of nothing

I just ate my first real food since Thursday afternoon.
Posted by: nurse ratched

Congrats!
Hope it was something you really liked too.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 13, 2024 05:54 PM (y3DXx)

247 Doom Goblin

I like that. As in, "Brain damaged doom goblin Greta Thunberg came out of her hole today, saw her shadow, and declared six more weeks until the Climate Apocalypse."

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at May 13, 2024 05:55 PM (z+89e)

248 Strong storm front just slammed through Galveston, but seems to be easing, up, now.

.94 inch of rain the past hour, including some nickel sized hail. And lotsa lightning. Loud storm, it was!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 13, 2024 05:57 PM (e6UQI)

249
For starters, the governments in communist country would simply arrest those freaks and throw them in work camps.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 13, 2024 05:32 PM


Funny how in the oppressive US you'd get harassed by common folk for being ghey, but it was still legal to be a pole-smoker, as long as you didn't commit ghey sex.

On the other hand, in virtually every socialist country in the world, it was illegal to even BE a homo, regardless of whether or not you did anything about it. Most of the time you'd be tossed in the pokey. Hell, even the Limeys made it illegal and went crazy with chemical castration, like what they did to Alan Turing.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 13, 2024 05:58 PM (n+4am)

250 244 They really do want a weird sexless society where the only thing anyone thinks or cares about is the State. They really do.
____

It's in my little red book. By the way, you should have one with you at all times.

Posted by: Chairman Mao at May 13, 2024 05:58 PM (cnsP4)

251 Glad to see you made through Jim.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 13, 2024 05:59 PM (y3DXx)

252 Sung to the tune of Dark Eyed Cajun Woman

*golf clap*

Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 13, 2024 05:59 PM (mH6SG)

253 Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys.

Posted by: tsj017 at May 13, 2024 06:00 PM (xakWh)

254
Lay off Greta. She's an earner for the outfit.

Posted by: Auspex at May 13, 2024 06:00 PM (j4U/Z)

255 I had an encounter with a tick that left me feeling angry, and violated. At first, I thought about getting some kind of repellent. But then I thought "why? Why should I be on the defensive like a rape victim with pepper spray, instead of these vermin fearing the woods we both roam?"

My first idea was "shoot into the trees until they're all dead," but that's probably overkill.

So now I'm thinking that a Mithridatic regimen where I slowly increase my intake of permethrin until my blood poisons ticks to death is the answer. I just need to find the right concentration where they suffer horribly for their impertinence before they expire, and then cover myself in tick-attractant.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 13, 2024 06:00 PM (0FoWg)

256 What, exactly is the relevancy of these "contests."

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 13, 2024 06:01 PM (Q4IgG)

257 Thanks, AZ. A good storm is quite the afternoon's entertainment!

It'll be amusing this evening, watching all the TeeVee talking heads panting excitedly about this common Texas weather event!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 13, 2024 06:01 PM (e6UQI)

258 The New York Times:

Putin's New War Weapon:
An Economist Managing
the Military

Old Soviet joke:

They're having the military parade on Red Square for May Day, and after the tanks, missiles, and troops go by, there follows many trucks with men in suits holding briefcases standing in the truck beds.

Someone asks: "Who are those people? They don't seem very military."

Someone else answers: "Those are our economists. You have no idea how much damage they can do."

Posted by: Two! at May 13, 2024 06:01 PM (uxCna)

259 250 It's in my little red book. By the way, you should have one with you at all times.
Posted by: Chairman Mao

but don't forget your xictionary so you can figure out what all the words really mean.

Posted by: general secretary xi at May 13, 2024 06:02 PM (v3pYe)

260 The zombies are coming. These zombies are going to be tuff. Also they are gay.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at May 13, 2024 06:02 PM (J8LnB)

261 They really do want a weird sexless society where the only thing anyone thinks or cares about is the State. They really do.

Posted by: ... at May 13, 2024 05:52 PM (lX8VI)

---------------

Camille Paglia has been arguing for quite some time that transgenderism is an ominous mark of a civilization deep into decadence & nearing collapse -- that androgyny becomes prevalent "as a civilization is starting to unravel. You find it again and again and again in history."

"People who live in such times feel that they're very sophisticated, they're very cosmopolitan," she says. But in truth, they are evidence of a civilization that no longer believes in itself. On the edges of that civilization are "people who still believe in heroic masculinity" -- the barbarians. Paglia says that this is happening right now, and that there's this tremendous "disconnect" between a culture that's infatuated with transgenderism, and “what’s going on 'out there'."

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at May 13, 2024 06:02 PM (8FqDS)

262
I just ate my first real food since Thursday afternoon.

Are you watching your protein level? Very important.

Posted by: Peter North at May 13, 2024 06:02 PM (RKVpM)

263 Just shows like American Idol

Posted by: Skip at May 13, 2024 06:02 PM (fwDg9)

264 Video of a black man in Times Square stabbing a random white woman in the torso with what looks like a fillet knife.

http://tiny.cc/e5t2yz

Posted by: bonhomme at May 13, 2024 06:03 PM (Odg76)

265 Martini Farmer


To
sell
commercials.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 13, 2024 06:03 PM (u82oZ)

266 I have several service possums who consume every tick that comes near me. Well trained, cheap to feed, and get along fine with my cats.

Posted by: Tick Tock at May 13, 2024 06:05 PM (V5BDR)

267 For some light amusement I see that the Sussexes' charitable foundation cannot raise or spend money because their fees and filings with the state of CA are delinquent. LOL It's first up on the Daily Mail.

Posted by: Tuna at May 13, 2024 06:07 PM (oaGWv)

268 Possums, eh? Can you train them to torture ticks? I want them to suffer.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 13, 2024 06:07 PM (0FoWg)

269 What, exactly is the relevancy of these "contests."
Posted by: Martini Farmer

[_] Bread
[X] Circuses

Posted by: mikeski at May 13, 2024 06:08 PM (DgGvY)

270 267 For some light amusement I see that the Sussexes' charitable foundation cannot raise or spend money because their fees and filings with the state of CA are delinquent. LOL It's first up on the Daily Mail.
Posted by: Tuna at May 13, 2024 06:07 PM (oaGWv)

7% of their budget is for Elizabeth Arden products.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 13, 2024 06:08 PM (PiwSw)

271 The New York Times:

Putin's New War Weapon:
An Economist Managing
the Military

The fools! Here in the United States, we have a musician/social worker (Jared Bernstein) managing the economy!

Posted by: Droolin' Joe Biden! at May 13, 2024 06:08 PM (uxCna)

272 Dirty Euros are always up to no good.

Like the gazaians but a little more sophisticated.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 13, 2024 06:09 PM (R/m4+)

273
It's first up on the Daily Mail.

The Daily Male? Count me in.

Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at May 13, 2024 06:09 PM (RKVpM)

274 Duct tape around the legs is grossly effective on ticks. Sticky side out obviously. Ticks climb on but the dont climb off. Cuffs, below knee, upper thigh.

Seriously.

Posted by: Disgusted at May 13, 2024 06:10 PM (Z8Yh2)

275 Showing this thread as latest but no comments much

Posted by: Skip at May 13, 2024 06:10 PM (fwDg9)

276 NBC is the gayest channel? Someone misses all the youtube reviews of Disney+'s Doctor What the hell is this?

Posted by: Bete at May 13, 2024 06:10 PM (LX4y3)

277 For some light amusement I see that the Sussexes' charitable foundation cannot raise or spend money because their fees and filings with the state of CA are delinquent. LOL It's first up on the Daily Mail.

You have to hand it to the Clintons.

Very, very, rich people used to set up charities in order to give money away.

The Clintons invented the concept of setting up charities in order to become very, very rich.

Posted by: Droolin' Joe Biden! at May 13, 2024 06:11 PM (uxCna)

278 Like the gazaians but a little more sophisticated.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 13, 2024 06:09 PM (R/m4+)

They didn't inbreed as much. Not quite. At least outside of their leadership cadres, anyway.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 13, 2024 06:11 PM (0FoWg)

279 The Clintons invented the concept of setting up charities in order to become very, very rich.
____

Doing their god's work!

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 13, 2024 06:12 PM (cnsP4)

280 276 NBC is the gayest channel? Someone misses all the youtube reviews of Disney+'s Doctor What the hell is this?

out: doctor who
in: doctor wtf

Posted by: anachronda at May 13, 2024 06:12 PM (v3pYe)

281 Beware the BallSack Tick My Son…

Posted by: tubal at May 13, 2024 06:13 PM (PCK5/)

282 Camille Paglia is looking at effects but not the cause. The cause is believing all cosmology is interconnected Energy. If this is the case, then containers of Energy are irrelevant. Men can be women, anyone can be anything. Human beings can declare themselves cats or trees.
For the record, 'Jewish' Lurianic Kabalah declares the ultimate goal of this cosmology is for every individual to become an androgyne. Also for the record, I do not believe this cosmology to be Jewish at all.
When this cosmology takes hold, society collapses as it is self-negating. It is literally mass suicide.

Posted by: LenNeal at May 13, 2024 06:13 PM (EP4y/)

283 Did the Democrats/ Marxists ever think this would happen?
If so it's on them pushing Propaganda whites are out to get them

Posted by: Skip at May 13, 2024 06:13 PM (fwDg9)

284 And I thought this was gay :

Riverdance as the interval act in Eurovision 1994, Dublin

https://tinyurl.com/2snyayaf

Posted by: javems at May 13, 2024 06:13 PM (8I4hW)

285 Michael Flatley was gay??

Posted by: tubal at May 13, 2024 06:14 PM (PCK5/)

286 Seriously.
Posted by: Disgusted at May 13, 2024 06:10 PM (Z8Yh2)

I like that. The thought of them flailing their revolting little legs wildly while they impotently lunge for their freedom and my precious bodily fluids pleases me. Plus I could peel off the tape and put it on my patio table so I could watch them suffer while I sip my wine.

Thank you.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 13, 2024 06:14 PM (0FoWg)

287 Be sure to wrap the duct around the penises before you meet the ladies.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at May 13, 2024 06:14 PM (J8LnB)

288 nood


Jen Pspspsaki

Posted by: banana Dream at May 13, 2024 06:15 PM (Y6IkP)

289 Nude Psaki

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at May 13, 2024 06:15 PM (+xYe0)

290 281 Beware the BallSack Tick My Son…

"repent, ballsack" said the tiktok man

Posted by: rejected harlan ellison titles at May 13, 2024 06:15 PM (v3pYe)

291 The Clintons invented the concept of setting up charities in order to become very, very rich.
____

Doing their god's work!
Posted by: Chuck Martel

I think that Harry and Megs intended to do just that with their foundation. Doesn't look like it's succeeding though. Those two make a mess at whatever they do.

Posted by: Tuna at May 13, 2024 06:15 PM (oaGWv)

292 Do the Gazans produce anything, other than Jew hate?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 13, 2024 06:16 PM (ggOTu)

293 SO, "lost in space," you good to move to Montrose now?

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at May 13, 2024 06:16 PM (zdLoL)

294 Kaballah is gnosticism. I studied it for a little while before I realized that. Avoid.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 13, 2024 06:16 PM (0FoWg)

295
The Clintons invented the concept of setting up charities in order to become very, very rich.

Posted by: Droolin' Joe Biden! at May 13, 2024 06:11 PM

It's not as if the Clinton's *sold* uranium to the Russians. I'm sure they'll recycle it back to the USA inside multiple independent reentry vehicles.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 13, 2024 06:16 PM (RKVpM)

296 @JackPosobiec 17s
BREAKING: Explosives are now being used to attempt to free the ship that crashed into the Key Bridge in Baltimore

It has been stuck for 48 days in Baltimore harbor
https://tinyurl.com/2dj7z7z7
Posted by: weft cut-loop

5000# of ANFO should give it the nudge it needs.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 13, 2024 06:18 PM (cOq4q)

297 I mean its a song contest.

How gay can it not be?



Also did you guys know there is a Moron, Argentina?

I had to dash over here to let everyone know.

Posted by: eleven at May 13, 2024 06:19 PM (fV+MH)

298 I mean, what the fuck do the Gazans produce?
Seems like they are living off the kindness of strangers.
Nothing like enabling a bunch of shiftless losers that just fuck and pop out little terrorists.

Except for the smart ones, who presumably GTFO of there to live a less than shitty life.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 13, 2024 06:19 PM (ggOTu)

299 Camille Paglia has been arguing for quite some time that transgenderism is an ominous mark of a civilization deep into decadence & nearing collapse -- that androgyny becomes prevalent "as a civilization is starting to unravel. You find it again and again and again in history."
________________

The word "degenerate" comes to mind.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 13, 2024 06:24 PM (YqDXo)

300 Do the Gazans produce anything, other than Jew hate?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 13, 2024 06:16 PM (ggOTu)
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Little Gazans?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 13, 2024 06:25 PM (YqDXo)

301 I think cannibals are evolving to modern life faster than Gazans.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at May 13, 2024 06:32 PM (J8LnB)

302 I was in Malmo for a week in the summer of 1983. It was a gorgeous little city. It was safe enough for 15 yo girl gymnasts to bop around late at night and go to the market for fresh strawberries and chocolates.

Oh well.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 13, 2024 05:12 PM (07+Zf)

Nurse, National Geo Wild had a wonderful show on last night called "Billy & Molly-An Otter Love Story". I was thinking of you as I watched this story how an old man and his wif who live on the Shetland Islands in Scotland were adopter by a baby otter who crawled onto their dock. She obviously had lost her mom and was trying to forage for herself. I won't go into the story, but it got very misty a few times as the relationship between Billy and Molly (the otter) matured over the period of time she spent with the elderly couple. Nice little story.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy now with twice the crazy at May 13, 2024 06:33 PM (iODuv)

303 The ESC has always been the dumbest event. It's like a "Europe's Got Talent" only 10x as bad.

Posted by: cheshirecat at May 13, 2024 06:50 PM (TwA+r)

304 I'll take Gal Gadot, and the lefties can have Greta Thumbhead.

Posted by: Rbastid at May 13, 2024 06:58 PM (15Gmd)

305 The song is... I mean, it's fine. If you like this kind of diva pop ballad.

The song stinks. But it is one of those crappy pop songs that are popular now.

Now...team her up with Thomas Bergerson or Epic Score? They could help her really use her voice

Posted by: 18-1 at May 13, 2024 07:10 PM (ibTVg)

306 Is he talking about Garrett from Community ... ?

Posted by: SouthCentralPA at May 13, 2024 07:17 PM (6mBpS)

307 I was going to point out that Russia got treated the same way, and even worse, but really, be happy your girl got booed. With other contestants like 'Bambie Thug' having them disdain you in public is high praise. Let us imagine that Al Capone said 'you were a great police officer' or Pol Pot said' you were a visionary leader'. Would you really want their praise? Would you not prefer they froth at the mouth in open hatred of you?

Posted by: Eric2 at May 13, 2024 08:02 PM (q7Vou)

308 My vote for Eden was the first time I've ever voted for anyone in this stupid competition.
She's a 20 yr old girl undergoing the most insane abuse. She was confined to her hotel room, which had to be changed because that rancid whore, 'Bambie Thug', complained about her presence and then to get to the venue she has to have an armoured convoy with 100 police officers and a helicopter.

The fact that she took all this with dignity and performed so strongly is a testament to herself and the Israeli people.
I actually thought her song was quite good, too. Easily the best there.

Posted by: stv at May 13, 2024 10:04 PM (vmHhd)

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