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After arch-racist and KKK supporter Woodrow Wilson ("Segregation is not humiliating, but a benefit...") segregated much of America's government, including some of the armed forces, it took decades to repair the damage. But our military has been conspicuously integrated for many years, and there is a legitimate argument to be made that it is the most colorblind part of our society. The aphorism "There are no atheists in foxholes" can be easily changed to "There are no racists in foxholes."

But not any more!

DEI Hits the VA: Biden's Veterans Affairs Department Offers Race-Based Training Programs That Exclude White Vets

President Joe Biden's Department of Veterans Affairs is offering race-based training programs and workshops that exclude white veterans—programs that one legal expert says are "of dubious constitutionality and legality."

The programs are taking place in at least four states, a Washington Free Beacon review of online offerings found.

In Battle Creek, Mich., for example, the VA offers a "BIPOC Support Group," an "8-week curriculum designed to provide support for Veterans that identify as people of color/BIPOC, or as multiracial or biracial," according to a program description. The Battle Creek VA also offers a "Race-Based Stress/Trauma and Empowerment" program, a "weekly group, tailored to our Veterans of color, to address race-based stress and trauma in a safe and validating environment."

It's the same drum they have been beating for generations...the politics of victim-hood! No longer does the concept of equality of opportunity exist in our federal government. In fact, equality itself is being carefully rejected as an antiquated and destructive ideal.

That quaint and anachronistic Declaration Of Independence is no longer the governing document of our desires as a people...as a culture...as a country.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.

The savage, humanity-destroying principles of the left demand that Man must be beaten down into his* constituent parts: his race; his religion; his class; his sex. Only then can he be rebuilt as the New Soviet American! Of course, love of country and pride in a shared culture are destroyed, and the country is ripe for the picking by any expansionist movement that has a shared culture, ideals and goals. You know...like Islam.

So while we build a country filled with drones, dedicated only to themselves as a pressure group or government charity recipient, our borders are being overrun with a far more focused political philosophy; one that is dedicated to our destruction.

* Oh dear! I have violated the sacred pronoun rules!
[Crossposted at CutJibNewsletter]

Posted by: CBD at 11:00 AM




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1 First

Posted by: BifBewalski at May 14, 2024 11:00 AM (MsrgL)

2 everyone

Posted by: Ciampino - News Update #09 at May 14, 2024 11:01 AM (qfLjt)

3 Noodled

Posted by: BifBewalski at May 14, 2024 11:01 AM (MsrgL)

4 Wilson...typical Ivy Leaguer.

Posted by: BignJames at May 14, 2024 11:02 AM (AwYPR)

5 Safe and validating environment. I just can’t right now.

Posted by: Piper at May 14, 2024 11:03 AM (p4NUW)

6 WASTF

Posted by: Lizzy at May 14, 2024 11:03 AM (cCVOS)

7 I don't think I hate Wilson enough.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 14, 2024 11:03 AM (Wnv9h)

8 Top 10?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 14, 2024 11:03 AM (J2vNu)

9 Sigh

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 14, 2024 11:04 AM (pVWRI)

10 The U.S. military used to be able to take young men and women from any walk of life and train them to operate seamlessly as a team. No one much cared about color or gender as long as the person next to you was able to do their task.

Was it a perfect system? Of course not. You'll get idiots in every platoon. But getting them to work together to solve challenges that they cannot solve alone is a great skill for them to learn.

Naturally, TPTB see that colorblind functioning team and want to destroy it, because it WORKS.

Idiots.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 14, 2024 11:04 AM (7fElN)

11 Wilson...typical Ivy Leaguer.
Posted by: BignJames at May 14, 2024


***
Also the first Southerner to be elected president after the Civil War. He was from Virginia, I think.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 14, 2024 11:04 AM (J2vNu)

12 I don't think I hate Wilson enough.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 14, 2024 11:03 AM (Wnv9h)


Stupid volleyball ...

Posted by: spindrift at May 14, 2024 11:05 AM (OguvZ)

13 Sorry, but they're missing the "I" part of DEI... More like DEE... Exclusion

Posted by: It's me donna at May 14, 2024 11:05 AM (Akjoo)

14
The VA is depressing AF. I'm 50%, and it took me most of 14 years to get those bastards to stop randomly setting appointments i didn't need.

I once complained to the ethics section at the D.C. VA because i could see my orthopod with his feet on his desk reading a newspaper for 45 minutes while i cooled my heels waiting for my appointment. I sent their accounts payable section a bill for my fully burdened salary for those 45 minutes too. Ingrates never paid it.

Posted by: BifBewalski at May 14, 2024 11:05 AM (MsrgL)

15 Step 1: Set up special training and support groups based on race/ethnicity

Step 2: Send those same BIPOC who now value their own ethnicity and heritage over America into foreign countries, quite possibly those they've recently embraced, and expect them be steadfast in their allegiance to the great "oppressor" America.

#SoTotallyNotWinningThis

Posted by: Lizzy at May 14, 2024 11:05 AM (cCVOS)

16 There is nothing that this Administration cannot fu*k up. Everything it touches becomes corrupted.

Hey VA!
I, like many of my brothers and sisters who visit you, have been on battlefields. We have learned one thing. Everyone bleeds the same color. Black, white, brown, allies, enemy. Everyone.
You dumb asses.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 14, 2024 11:06 AM (W/lyH)

17 Our rulers are evil people who seek to divide and conquer us. They will use any means to encourage that division.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at May 14, 2024 11:06 AM (N1DT3)

18 I don't think I hate Wilson enough.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 14, 2024 11:03 AM (Wnv9h)

He truly was vile and evil.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 14, 2024 11:06 AM (d9fT1)

19 Top down social engineering of the military has been happening for a while. And senior military leadership has been all in on it for decades.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, PNW MOME June 1st at May 14, 2024 11:06 AM (xcxpd)

20 Biden's not wrong! Reality is wrong!

Biden doesn't believe his bad poll numbers, nor do his top advisors. Here's why our actual rulers prefer it that way.

https://shorturl.at/xGUXY

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 14, 2024 11:06 AM (L/fGl)

21 I don't think I hate Wilson enough.

I got you covered.

Posted by: Hawkpilot at May 14, 2024 11:06 AM (2PMed)

22 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 14, 2024 11:06 AM (Zz0t1)

23 The nasty part is that their worldview is indeed based entirely upon equality of opportunity, not outcome.... and in their white supremacist nature they take it as axiomatic that non whites are inherently inferior and therefore automatically have diminished opportunity.

A permanent underclass, and a permanent voting bloc.

Classy.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 14, 2024 11:07 AM (+yhUM)

24 What an asshole!

Posted by: Dennis the Menace at May 14, 2024 11:07 AM (ZdexC)

25 Willowed:

if you haven't seen this yet I highly recommend setting aside a few minutes and watch Winton Marshall dunk on Nancy Pelosi at Oxford Union. Smart and articulate guy.

https://tinyurl.com/3dhnjfvt
Posted by: JackStraw at May 14, 2024 10:52 AM (LkLld)



Wow. Pelosi comes off looking like a parrot with nothing but talking points spewing from her geriatric piehole.

How embarrassing.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 14, 2024 11:07 AM (Zz0t1)

26 FJB

Posted by: Zeera the ungoverened at May 14, 2024 11:07 AM (YoS4M)

27 >>also offers a "Race-Based Stress/Trauma and Empowerment" program, a "weekly group, tailored to our Veterans of color, to address race-based stress and trauma in a safe and validating environment."



And will any of this reduce the high suicide rate among servicemen who have served in battle zones?????

Posted by: Lizzy at May 14, 2024 11:07 AM (cCVOS)

28 Nice rant CBD !

Thanks !

And Hiya !

Posted by: JT at May 14, 2024 11:07 AM (T4tVD)

29 ...programs that one legal expert says are "of dubious constitutionality and legality."

I am not a "legal expert" but is "of dubious constitutionality and legality" legal expert-ese for "clearly both unconstitutional and illegal"?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 14, 2024 11:08 AM (nR2nR)

30 He truly was vile and evil.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 14, 2024 11:06 AM (d9fT1)

He was a bog standard Mid Atlantic Progressive.

He was the embodiment of the 20th century Democrat.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 14, 2024 11:08 AM (+yhUM)

31 I don't think I hate Wilson enough.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 14, 2024 11:03 AM (Wnv9h)

He truly was vile and evil.


He was a professor who hated Joos and thought blacks were subhuman. He'd fit right in on today's campuses.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 14, 2024 11:08 AM (CsUN+)

32 According to her lawyer, Stormy Daniels wore a bulletproof vest to court over fears of what “some nut” might do.

Featured image from NY Post.

But as internet sleuth Catturd2 pointed out “She made sure it didn’t affect showing her cleavage!”

Posted by: SMOD at May 14, 2024 11:09 AM (RHGPo)

33 And if they die over in some hellhole Biden has sent them to, they can expect to have their loved ones ignored, or treated like a waste of time while meeting with the POTUS as a reward for their service -- regardless of their race/ethnicity.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 14, 2024 11:10 AM (cCVOS)

34 According to her lawyer, Stormy Daniels wore a bulletproof vest to court over fears of what “some nut” might do.

Featured image from NY Post.

But as internet sleuth Catturd2 pointed out “She made sure it didn’t affect showing her cleavage!”
Posted by: SMOD at May 14, 2024 11:09 AM (RHGPo)

That woman is no stranger to getting a little nut on her.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 14, 2024 11:10 AM (+yhUM)

35 The VA is what the government (yesteryear's hippies) want it to be, the destruction of civilization. I will wager that islam will have absolutely no problem converting 50+% of BLM and Antifa. Hispanics may be a problem for them as most of them are people of faith.

Posted by: Eromero at May 14, 2024 11:10 AM (NxC5+)

36 But as internet sleuth Catturd2 pointed out “She made sure it didn’t affect showing her cleavage!”
Posted by: SMOD at May 14, 2024 11:09 AM (RHGPo)

I imagine the silicone in her boobs would stop most bullets

Posted by: It's me donna at May 14, 2024 11:10 AM (Akjoo)

37 We haven't had a unified culture in this country for a long time now. And there's no going back given immigration and demographic trends. At this point just hope to delay the burning times.

Posted by: brak at May 14, 2024 11:11 AM (AR07F)

38 According to her lawyer, Stormy Daniels wore a bulletproof vest to court over fears of what “some nut” might do.



Which NEVER happens.........The only nuts are on the left. THEY'RE the ones that do the killing. EVERY. F*CKING. TIME.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 14, 2024 11:11 AM (Zz0t1)

39 And if they die over in some hellhole Biden has sent them to, they can expect to have their loved ones ignored, or treated like a waste of time while meeting with the POTUS as a reward for their service -- regardless of their race/ethnicity.

Well, unless the family brings the deceased's 10 year old sister.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 14, 2024 11:11 AM (CsUN+)

40
Stupid volleyball ...
Posted by: spindrift
-------

A near perfect melding of nic/post.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 14, 2024 11:11 AM (XeU6L)

41 DEI Hits the VA: Biden's Veterans Affairs Department Offers Race-Based Training Programs That Exclude White Vets

It is astonishing how pervasive this stuff now is at all levels of government - New York is doing $2.3 billion dollars of work at JFK airport - only black and women-owned business need apply.

In Portland, the transit agency is reducing service to areas viewed as too white and too affluent. Portland schools and at least one suburban school district provide considerably less funding per student to schools viewed as too white and two affluent.

Portland has oversubscribed city swim classes every summer - minority kids are allowed to sign up for the classes the day before the white kids are (the minority kids sign up through racial nonprofits that are granted the earlier sign-up time).

The local redevelopment agency made it quite clear that they were going to hire a black construction firm to do work in a formerly black neighborhood, public contracting laws be damned.

It never ends.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 14, 2024 11:12 AM (uxCna)

42 And if they die over in some hellhole Biden has sent them to, they can expect to have their loved ones ignored, or treated like a waste of time while meeting with the POTUS as a reward for their service -- regardless of their race/ethnicity.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 14, 2024 11:10 AM (cCVOS)



"HE DIDN'T CHECK HIS WATCH!!!!!!"

- - - - - Psucki Psaki

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 14, 2024 11:12 AM (Zz0t1)

43 "Planet of the Apes" actors say they are "Team Ape" because humans are bad for the environment and start wars: "I dislike humans a lot"

-
Yeah, they suck. Speaking of actors sucking, the Kevin Spacey expose on ID last night was disgusting. In fact, I had to turn it off. One tidbit, Kevin's dad was a literal Swastika flag waving Nazi (and rather resembled Big Adolph). His brother is a piece of work, too.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 14, 2024 11:13 AM (L/fGl)

44 Back in the BBS days of internet I frequented the ISCA site discussion forums. I learned a lot about leftist thought.

I pointed out how the military was really past (most) of the racial bullshit, at least as far as the troops were concerned, to the point where we had a lot of fun with poking holes in a lot of it.

Fuzzy dice installed in CW4 Gonzales cockpit, juvenile stuff like that. People were able to laugh at themselves.

I remember leftists not liking this at all. Couldn’t understand. Don’t they want people to get along?

Judged by their character, and not skin tone?

Well - now we know. They sure as fuck don’t want anybody getting along. Not even close. They’ve been engineering CWII for decades.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 14, 2024 11:13 AM (aPa7n)

45 Race-based stress? I get that whenever I go into the Walgreens closest to my house. The staff all look at me like,"What you doin' in here, cracka?" And their attitude about serving the customer is worse.

I have to go there this evening for an Rx. After that, no more shall I whiten their door.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 14, 2024 11:13 AM (J2vNu)

46 I don't think I hate Wilson enough.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 14, 2024 11:03 AM (Wnv9h)

He truly was vile and evil.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 14, 2024 11:06 AM (d9fT1)


Wilson, FDR, LBJ - a cornucopia of evil.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at May 14, 2024 11:13 AM (Q0kLU)

47 29 ...programs that one legal expert says are "of dubious constitutionality and legality."

I am not a "legal expert" but is "of dubious constitutionality and legality" legal expert-ese for "clearly both unconstitutional and illegal"?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 14, 2024 11:08 AM (nR2nR)
----
Legal experts 'allegedly' never commit 100% to anything as they don't want to 'allegedly' leave themselves open to be sued .... allegedly!

Posted by: Ciampino - is there an alleged lizzopotamus?? at May 14, 2024 11:13 AM (qfLjt)

48 Anytime someone starts qualifying prohibitions on race, sex, and ethnicity, it will eventually end up being misused to benefit someone.

This isn't complicated. What part of "no" confuses you? Whichever part it is, you're in good company. SCOTUS couldn't do it either.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 14, 2024 11:13 AM (CsUN+)

49 Was kind of funny. At my last job, I had to name a program aimed solely at elevating minorities within the company.

My boss, a white woman, said to me, a white guy, "Yeah, I know."

And that's pretty much that.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 14, 2024 11:13 AM (KbCG3)

50 "Planet of the Apes" actors say they are "Team Ape" because humans are bad for the environment and start wars: "I dislike humans a lot"


Because animals NEVER fight to the death.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 14, 2024 11:13 AM (Zz0t1)

51 OT

Okay, SI has released its cover models and no wonder its going out of business.

Posted by: WisRich at May 14, 2024 11:14 AM (G0vdT)

52 Wow. Pelosi comes off looking like a parrot with nothing but talking points spewing from her geriatric piehole.

How embarrassing.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 14, 2024 11:07 AM (Zz0t1)


There isn't a single US politician - with the possible exception of the execrable Ted Cruz - who could hold their own in five minutes of debate with the dumbest member of the Oxford Union.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at May 14, 2024 11:14 AM (Q0kLU)

53 Because animals NEVER fight to the death.

their knowledge of animals comes from animated Disney movies

Posted by: brak at May 14, 2024 11:14 AM (AR07F)

54 I don't think I hate Wilson enough.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 14, 2024 11:03 AM (Wnv9h)

He truly was vile and evil.

-
And don't even get me started on Mrs. Wilson!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 14, 2024 11:15 AM (L/fGl)

55 Because animals NEVER fight to the death.

their knowledge of animals comes from animated Disney movies
Posted by: brak at May 14, 2024 11:14 AM (AR07F)
---
Yeah, The Lion King and Zootopia were not documentaries.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 14, 2024 11:15 AM (7fElN)

56 The thing is, achievements will one day be surpassed.

Victimhood, on the other hand, never ends.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 14, 2024 11:16 AM (BxvY+)

57 >>Wow. Pelosi comes off looking like a parrot with nothing but talking points spewing from her geriatric piehole.

>>How embarrassing.

It just proves that if someone actually stands up to these fascists and speaks the truth they crumble. That's the key to Trump's support.

It's not a cult and everyone understands his faults but what he does better than anyone else is stand his ground and fight. People are desperate for someone to lead the fight and he is by far the best option.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 14, 2024 11:16 AM (LkLld)

58 Okay, SI has released its cover models and no wonder its going out of business.

Posted by: WisRich at May 14, 2024


***
Released them to float over the stadium with "Drink Bud" on their sides?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 14, 2024 11:16 AM (J2vNu)

59
I don't think I hate Wilson enough.

He kept us out of war. Until he didn't.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 14, 2024 11:17 AM (63Dwl)

60 According to her lawyer, Stormy Daniels wore a vest to court to cover “some nut”, IYKWIM.....

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at May 14, 2024 11:17 AM (w9Wax)

61 Goucher College grad Jonah Goldberg will soon tell us this is a good conservative thing to champion.

Posted by: Montec at May 14, 2024 11:17 AM (tpjlM)

62 I did my military studies at Ft Dix NJ in the spring of 1976. No sexual harassment training, no talk of race relations, no talk of pronouns or genders. Just how to march, shoot, dig a hole, get your gig line straight, etc. Plain old green Army stuff. Can't imagine what it's like now.

Posted by: Don Black at May 14, 2024 11:17 AM (/7KEl)

63 There isn't a single US politician - with the possible exception of the execrable Ted Cruz - who could hold their own in five minutes of debate with the dumbest member of the Oxford Union.

I disagree. I think Hawley, Vance, Cotton, and Kennedy (LA) would have no difficulty being competitive.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 14, 2024 11:18 AM (CsUN+)

64 SI has released its cover models and no wonder its going out of business.

Posted by: WisRich at May 14, 2024 11:14 AM (G0vdT)

It's actually hysterically funny!

Obviously The Babylon Bee bought SI.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 14, 2024 11:18 AM (d9fT1)

65 As it was mentioned several times this AM, here's the video:

End Wokeness @EndWokeness May 12
18-year-old Amonte Moody sprayed up a neighborhood in D.C. with an AR-15.

He fired 2 dozen rounds on a busy street.

Judge Lloyd Nolan just released him and determined he does not pose a threat.

This judge is deeply tied to a George Soros organization and has openly posted about identifying as "woke" on his now-private Facebook page.
https://tinyurl.com/ytvwjsfd
2:12 minutes; judge details too

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 14, 2024 11:18 AM (ZdexC)

66 According to her lawyer, Stormy Daniels wore a vest to court to cover “some nut”, IYKWIM.....
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at May 14, 2024 11:17 AM (w9Wax)



Wish I'd a thought of that.......

Posted by: William Jefferson Clinton at May 14, 2024 11:18 AM (Zz0t1)

67 Stir, stir, stir the hate.
Every single day.
Destroy, destroy, destroy, destroy.
And we still take our pay.

Posted by: Your Government at May 14, 2024 11:19 AM (JCLJi)

68 Speaking of the military

Army Major resigns in protest over Joey Bidet's support of Israel

https://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=156696

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 14, 2024 11:19 AM (x/OXY)

69 Wilson is also responsible for causing a world-wide viral outbreak of "Spanish" (i.e. Kansas) Flu".

*page added to Democratic Playbook

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at May 14, 2024 11:19 AM (w9Wax)

70 According to her lawyer, Stormy Daniels wore a bulletproof vest to court over fears of what “some nut” might do.


Dear Stormy,

The term "money shot" hasn't changed.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 14, 2024 11:19 AM (gMj+h)

71 I did my military studies at Ft Dix NJ in the spring of 1976. No sexual harassment training, no talk of race relations, no talk of pronouns or genders. Just how to march, shoot, dig a hole, get your gig line straight, etc. Plain old green Army stuff. Can't imagine what it's like now.

Posted by: Don Black at May 14, 2024 11:17 AM (/7KEl)

Home of the Ultimate Weapon

Posted by: BignJames at May 14, 2024 11:19 AM (AwYPR)

72 It can be lunch time

Posted by: Skip at May 14, 2024 11:19 AM (qFAMI)

73 72 It can be lunch time
Posted by: Skip at May 14, 2024 11:19 AM (qFAMI)

Breakfast here

Posted by: It's me donna at May 14, 2024 11:20 AM (Akjoo)

74 Speaking of the military

Army Major resigns in protest over Joey Bidet's support of Israel

https://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=156696
Posted by: Anna Puma


I thought the Ft. Hood killer already got kicked out?

Posted by: rickb223 at May 14, 2024 11:20 AM (gMj+h)

75 The four SI cover models: Kate Upton is the only really appealing one. Chrissy Teigen's face puts me off, as does the battleship-level size of the other two. Gah.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 14, 2024 11:20 AM (J2vNu)

76 74 Speaking of the military

Army Major resigns in protest over Joey Bidet's support of Israel

Support ?

Posted by: It's me donna at May 14, 2024 11:21 AM (Akjoo)

77 54
And don't even get me started on Mrs. Wilson!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 14, 2024 11:15 AM (L/fGl)
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Now Mrs Robinson on the other hand .....!

Posted by: Ciampino - is there an alleged lizzopotamus? at May 14, 2024 11:21 AM (qfLjt)

78 Hassan Nidal is still in the stir last I checked.

Gun free zone really worked there didn't it.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 14, 2024 11:21 AM (x/OXY)

79 My pronouns at Ft Dix were trainee, private, and chubby
I was chubby when I arrived, but I was a lean mean fightin' machine when I left

Posted by: Don Black at May 14, 2024 11:22 AM (/7KEl)

80 Store this away for future reference. This is why there is a war in Ukraine. One that Russia is going to win.

@sentdefender
The Georgian Parliament today Approved the Controversial “Foreign Agents” Bill, which has caused Mass Protests in the Capital of Tbilisi, by a Vote of 84-30. The Bill, which is claimed by many Western Officials to be Russian-Inspired and could potentially Harm attempts by Georgia to Join Organizations like the European Union and NATO, will make it so that any Organization or Company within Georgia who receives over 20% of their Funding from Foreign Sources, will be required to Register as “Pursuing the Interests of a Foreign Power.”

Posted by: JackStraw at May 14, 2024 11:22 AM (LkLld)

81 It can be lunch time
Posted by: Skip

Eat Hardy !

(save Laurel for dessert !)

Posted by: JT at May 14, 2024 11:23 AM (T4tVD)

82 Support ?

Shhh.... the Major is on a roll.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 14, 2024 11:23 AM (x/OXY)

83 Good Morning Rant, CBD

It hides the anger, humiliation other veterans feel about Afghanistan, C19, and more.

They're also not on the level of, say, Beau Biden.

Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at May 14, 2024 11:23 AM (NFX2v)

84 Support ?

Shhh.... the Major is on a roll.
Posted by: Anna Puma


I thought that was the Kaiser?

Posted by: rickb223 at May 14, 2024 11:24 AM (gMj+h)

85

I thought that was the Kaiser?
Posted by: rickb223 at May 14, 2024 11:24 AM (gMj+h)



Some call it a Kaiser Roll. I call it a Sling Roll.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 14, 2024 11:25 AM (Zz0t1)

86 80 any Organization or Company within Georgia who receives over 20% of their Funding from Foreign Sources, will be required to Register as “Pursuing the Interests of a Foreign Power.”
Posted by: JackStraw at May 14, 2024 11:22 AM (LkLld)

=======

Not a bad idea.

Bring it to America.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 14, 2024 11:25 AM (GBKbO)

87
Isn't Lloyd Nolan a little old to be a judge?

Busiest actor in Hollywood in the 40's.

Posted by: Auspex at May 14, 2024 11:25 AM (j4U/Z)

88 Chrissy Tiegen is the Dick Clark of Not Quite Showing Your Tits

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 14, 2024 11:26 AM (+yhUM)

89 I remember well my years on USAF 78 -83 it was dumped into us racism was not to be used. And don't remember anyone using it against anyone.

Posted by: Skip at May 14, 2024 11:26 AM (qFAMI)

90 *imagines a roll with a picklehaub*

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 14, 2024 11:26 AM (x/OXY)

91
I suspect Donald Trump is violating his gag order right now. Stay tuned.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 14, 2024 11:26 AM (RKVpM)

92 Ooo...

We secured a tour of the Capitol building in DC.

I have been inside once, when I was in fifth grade.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 14, 2024 11:26 AM (GBKbO)

93 Because animals NEVER fight to the death.

https://youtu.be/iOtwsjGsqgw?
si=MPBf7EqJaECH6XO8

Posted by: Oddbob at May 14, 2024 11:26 AM (/y8xj)

94 Chrissy Tiegen is the Dick Clark of Not Quite Showing Your Tits
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 14, 2024 11:26 AM (+yhUM)



Isn't she the whore that married liberal asshole John Legend?

F*ck them both with a shark dick.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 14, 2024 11:27 AM (Zz0t1)

95 Ooo...

We secured a tour of the Capitol building in DC.

I have been inside once, when I was in fifth grade.


Make sure to remember your dime bag.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 14, 2024 11:27 AM (CsUN+)

96 >>Not a bad idea.

>>Bring it to America.

We already have FARA laws. They only apply to Republicans.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 14, 2024 11:27 AM (LkLld)

97 If this is support for Israel, I’d hate to see what not support looks like.

Posted by: Montec at May 14, 2024 11:27 AM (tpjlM)

98
Benny Johnson is where to watch Trump right now.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 14, 2024 11:27 AM (RKVpM)

99 TJM

Security Guard, "did you ever order the LEGO White House set?"

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 14, 2024 11:27 AM (x/OXY)

100 Remarks at a Campaign Event | New York, NY, March 29th

(In part) "Well, folks, we can overcome all of this. We really can. And I think it just — and the world is looking for us to lead.

I don’t want to — you know, everybody says, “Well, why are you putting the burden on us?” Because it’s who we are.

We’re the most unique country in the world. Last comment, I promise. The most unique country in the world. Every other country is organized based upon ethnicity, geography, religion. It’s a — but we’re the only country based on an idea. It’s not — it’s not a joke. An idea.

We’ve never fully lived up to it, but we’ve never walked away. The idea is we hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men and women are created equal, endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable rights. Like — we’ve never lived up to it, but we’ve never walked away from it. We’ve never walked away from it.

That’s why the rest of the world looks at us the way they do. That’s why we have so much influence.

And as long as I’m your president, we’re not going to give up that influence.
---
The idea is screw the Constitution, The Bill of Rights?

Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at May 14, 2024 11:27 AM (NFX2v)

101 GOP embraces racist ‘replacement theory’ to anger white voters. Rep. Scott Perry drew headlines when he cast the Ku Klux Klan as the “military wing of the Democratic Party” during a closed-door congressional briefing...

“Replacement theory is real,” he said of the extremist conspiracy theory that the white majority is being displaced by a nonwhite population they consider to be “inferior.” Republicans seized on the word “invasion” to amplify the idea that immigrants are flooding into the country to replace white voters at the ballot box.

Trump spent the final weeks of the 2018 midterms hyping a migrant “invasion”...he failed to prevent the blue wave election, but he did succeed in inspiring the El Paso shooter who murdered 22 people in 2019 to supposedly fend off a "Hispanic invasion."

Republicans argue migrants constitute a literal military invasion as defined by the Constitution.

"We all know, intuitively, that a lot of illegals are voting in federal elections," Speaker Johnson has said, with no evidence. There’s very little distance between that claim and the Charlottesville white supremacists chanting “You will not replace us!” in 2017.

Posted by: Intercepted Daily Kos Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 14, 2024 11:27 AM (JCZqz)

102 *imagines a roll with a picklehaub*
Posted by: Anna Puma


For saving it for later.

"Do not fold, spindle or mutilate".

Posted by: rickb223 at May 14, 2024 11:27 AM (gMj+h)

103 95 Make sure to remember your dime bag.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 14, 2024 11:27 AM (CsUN+)

=======

If a friendly Capitol Police office asks me if I want an extra tour with a smile on his face, I know to say no.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 14, 2024 11:28 AM (GBKbO)

104
Trump: "Now if you'll excuse me I'm going into the ice box and sit for a long time."

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 14, 2024 11:28 AM (RKVpM)

105 Those people will be defeated utterly.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 14, 2024 11:28 AM (pohLc)

106
Make sure to remember your dime bag.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 14, 2024 11:27 AM (CsUN+)



I miss Pantera.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 14, 2024 11:28 AM (Zz0t1)

107 101 GOP embraces racist ‘replacement theory’ to anger white voters.
Posted by: Intercepted Daily Kos

========

Shouldn't be hard to find a Kos article celebrating the "demographics is destiny" thing.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 14, 2024 11:28 AM (GBKbO)

108 Is this Major Muslim or just a Cultural Marxist?
Guess antisemitism is working well

Posted by: Skip at May 14, 2024 11:28 AM (qFAMI)

109 Okay, SI has released its cover models and no wonder its going out of business.

Posted by: WisRich at May 14, 2024

Well look at all the ink they have to use for the bigger gals! Next year. Lizzo!

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 14, 2024 11:29 AM (HqA+5)

110 94 Chrissy Tiegen is the Dick Clark of Not Quite Showing Your Tits
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 14, 2024 11:26 AM (+yhUM)


Isn't she the whore that married liberal asshole John Legend?

F*ck them both with a shark dick.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 14, 2024 11:27 AM (Zz0t1)

All you need to know about them is that they shared the news of their miscarriage through a social media post accompanied by a professionally done black and white photo of them hugging in the hospital.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 14, 2024 11:29 AM (KbCG3)

111 It isn't racist *in* the foxhole, only during post-foxhole care.

Posted by: VA at May 14, 2024 11:29 AM (d04cU)

112 Hooray for Hollywood!

Hollywood Celebs Use Mother’s Day Pressure Jill Biden to Call For “Permanent Ceasefire” in Gaza

Entertainers including Rosie O’Donnell, Cynthia Nixon, Christine Baranski, Annie Lennox, Frances Fisher, LisaGay Hamilton, and Marcia Cross appeared in an Instagram video Sunday, imploring “Dr. Jill Biden” in her role as mother to intervene in the ongoing war in the Middle East.

https://shorturl.at/hlTY8

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 14, 2024 11:29 AM (L/fGl)

113 The Major claims to be descended from East European Jews...

Just like Soros is Jewish it seems.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 14, 2024 11:29 AM (x/OXY)

114 We secured a tour of the Capitol building in DC.

I have been inside once, when I was in fifth grade.

Make sure to remember your dime bag.
Posted by: Archimedes



Remember to wear your pink pussy hats!

Posted by: rickb223 at May 14, 2024 11:29 AM (gMj+h)

115 if you haven't seen this yet I highly recommend setting aside a few minutes and watch Winton Marshall dunk on Nancy Pelosi at Oxford Union. Smart and articulate guy.

https://tinyurl.com/3dhnjfvt
Posted by: JackStraw
---------

All 13 minutes were worth it.
I wonder how Pelosi felt about the applause?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 14, 2024 11:30 AM (XeU6L)

116 Left: replacement theory is a myth

Also left: ooooh look how few white people there are left in the country. Let’s celebrate!!

Posted by: Montec at May 14, 2024 11:30 AM (tpjlM)

117
Trump read to the press all the legal minds holding forth on the case against him. There were a ton of them, all saying this case is bullshit.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 14, 2024 11:30 AM (RKVpM)

118 "equality itself is being carefully rejected as an antiquated and destructive ideal.

That quaint and anachronistic Declaration Of Independence is no longer the governing document of our desires as a people...as a culture...as a country."

Yes, "to each according to his need" might require a heavy thumb on the scale to give the (genuine) haters and racists a leg up. But destruction of our Republic is the real goal, as DEI destroys everything it touches.

It is still an open question whether most of American culture has already been subverted, but certainly the powers that be have a stranglehold on the levers of power, and aim to choke out the any resistance to their criminal junta, BAMN.

Posted by: illiniwek at May 14, 2024 11:30 AM (Cus5s)

119 116 Left: replacement theory is a myth

Also left: ooooh look how few white people there are left in the country. Let’s celebrate!!
Posted by: Montec at May 14, 2024 11:30 AM (tpjlM)

========

"I can't wait for all the old white people to die so my gay Muslim friends can replace them on a grand scale."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 14, 2024 11:30 AM (GBKbO)

120 The VBA had a recent hiring binge in light of the PACT Act too. They might have hit the bottom of the barrel a little while ago.

Posted by: Flyguy at May 14, 2024 11:30 AM (OYxA4)

121 Racial set-aside baloney has been going on for 50 years. I worked for a carpentry company where all four of the bosses were Norwegian-Americans, as were about 75% of the workers. Even had Nordic in the company title. The set aside stuff started, so they set up a paper company with the trucking dispatcher as the company "CEO". He was Jamaican, so the new company was named "Nor-Jam". Got some phone company contracts that way.

Mr. Nor-Jam was later fired for stealing an envelope with several thousand bucks in it.

Posted by: Old Is New Again at May 14, 2024 11:30 AM (V5BDR)

122 Israel should cease fire, after every terrorist and terrorist wannabe is feeding the maggots.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 14, 2024 11:31 AM (pohLc)

123 Upton should have refused the cover. to be in the company of those other three...is no honor. more like horor.

Posted by: runner at May 14, 2024 11:31 AM (V13WU)

124 Entertainers including Rosie O’Donnell, Cynthia Nixon, Christine Baranski, Annie Lennox, Frances Fisher, LisaGay Hamilton, and Marcia Cross appeared in an Instagram video Sunday, imploring “Dr. Jill Biden” in her role as mother to intervene in the ongoing war in the Middle East.

https://shorturl.at/hlTY8
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 14, 2024 11:29 AM (L/fGl)



A literal who's who of "my field of f*cks is barren, still."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 14, 2024 11:31 AM (Zz0t1)

125 Not long ago saw a video of a elk locked horns with another elk head attached

Posted by: Skip at May 14, 2024 11:32 AM (qFAMI)

126 >>Okay, SI has released its cover models and no wonder its going out of business.
---


are they still pushing fat chicks?

Posted by: Don Black at May 14, 2024 11:32 AM (/7KEl)

127 Upton should have refused the cover. to be in the company of those other three...is no honor. more like horor.
Posted by: runner at May 14, 2024 11:31 AM (V13WU)

"Those bastards said they were from Field and Stream!"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 14, 2024 11:32 AM (+yhUM)

128

are they still pushing fat chicks?
Posted by: Don Black at May 14, 2024 11:32 AM (/7KEl)




It's hard for the thong to hide the cock'n'balls.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 14, 2024 11:33 AM (Zz0t1)

129 Okay, SI has released its cover models and no wonder its going out of business.
---


are they still pushing fat chicks?


They are, but not far. It's tough to move them.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 14, 2024 11:34 AM (CsUN+)

130 Out: More cushion for the pushin'

In: More blubber for the cover

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 14, 2024 11:34 AM (+yhUM)

131 So watched Entebbe again last night.

"Every time we [Israel] go to the negotiating table we lose."

Martin Balsam's character to the sympathetic terrorist, "Israel won't negotiate."

Terrorist, "Israel is a small country, everyone knows everybody."

The more things change...

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 14, 2024 11:34 AM (x/OXY)

132 Entertainers including...

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 14, 2024 11:29 AM (L/fGl)

That word "entertainers," I do not think it means what they think it means.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 14, 2024 11:34 AM (dGCAG)

133 Entertainers including Rosie O’Donnell, Cynthia Nixon, Christine Baranski, Annie Lennox, Frances Fisher, LisaGay Hamilton, and Marcia Cross

She played a doctor, just like Jill!

When you've lost Dr. Pimple Popper ...

Posted by: spindrift at May 14, 2024 11:35 AM (OguvZ)

134 I don't know if Chrissy Teigen was ever hot, but she should sue her plastic surgeon......They broke her face. Bad.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 14, 2024 11:35 AM (Zz0t1)

135 The Battle Creek VA also offers a "Race-Based Stress/Trauma and Empowerment" program, a "weekly group, tailored to our Veterans of color, to address race-based stress and trauma in a safe and validating environment."
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This is a nasty and long trend. "Validation" as such is deemed to be positive, and is increasingly the goal of social programs, schools, shrinks, etc.

What if something *shouldn't* be validated? What if the person has a bad, unrealistic or unreasonable position? If a person perceives something that isn't so, or has a bad and self-defeating attitude about something real, that should *not* be "validated" externally. Validating a misperception is *corrosive* to mental health, not an improvement. This is worse in a group setting, where misperceptions can feed and amplify each other. If you think you've been abducted by space aliens and tortured, it is *impossible* to get help for that in the context of a self-validating support group of other people who are convinced that they've been abducted by space aliens and tortured.

The "validation" push in all things, especially in a group setting, is guaranteed only to deepen and amplify neuroses.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 14, 2024 11:35 AM (d04cU)

136 are they still pushing fat chicks?

They are, but not far. It's tough to move them.
Posted by: Archimedes


ISWYDT.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 14, 2024 11:35 AM (gMj+h)

137 are they still pushing fat chicks?

Posted by: Don Black at May 14, 2024 11:32 AM (/7KEl)

They've added old and wrinkly!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 14, 2024 11:35 AM (d9fT1)

138 are they still pushing fat chicks?

They are, but not far. It's tough to move them.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 14, 2024 11:34 AM (CsUN+)


Rumor has it that they're trying to tie it back to the sports angle so they're in talks with the NFL to have the 100 yard Lizzo carry added to the combine.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 14, 2024 11:36 AM (nR2nR)

139 are they still pushing fat chicks?
Posted by: Don Black at May 14, 2024 11:32 AM (/7KEl)



It's hard for the thong to hide the cock'n'balls.
Posted by: Sponge



Golf vlap.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 14, 2024 11:36 AM (gMj+h)

140 Annie Lennox supports the Paleoswinians? Ugh. Thought she was one of the few sane ones.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at May 14, 2024 11:36 AM (Q0kLU)

141 If "Everyone Is Beautiful", then what the fuck is even the point of a swimsuit issue?

It's just a catalog you can't buy shit out of.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 14, 2024 11:36 AM (+yhUM)

142 They've added old and wrinkly!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 14, 2024 11:35 AM

Tanned, rested and ready!

Posted by: Hillary at May 14, 2024 11:37 AM (HqA+5)

143 Annie Lennox supports the Paleoswinians? Ugh. Thought she was one of the few sane ones.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at May 14, 2024 11:36 AM (Q0kLU)



She's a lesbian, so.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 14, 2024 11:37 AM (Zz0t1)

144 The woman strutting her stuff in "Missionary Man" as sane?

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 14, 2024 11:37 AM (x/OXY)

145 PRINCETON GAZA SOLIDARITY ENCAMPMENT UPDATE: Due to health concerns of the 13 strikers who fasted for 10 days, the first hunger strike wave
ended, and the second wave has begun. In the tradition of rotary hunger strikes, SEVEN NEW STRIKERS are indefinitely fasting for a free Palestine.

Posted by: SMOD at May 14, 2024 11:37 AM (RHGPo)

146 Isn't Lloyd Nolan a little old to be a judge?

Busiest actor in Hollywood in the 40's.
Posted by: Auspex at May 14, 2024


***
He played Captain Queeg in the Caine Mutiny Court-Martial Broadway stage play in the mid-'50s. A very young James Garner was in the cast too. My movie/play tie-in paperback edition of Wouk's book has stills from both, and JG is visible in one scene from the play.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 14, 2024 11:37 AM (J2vNu)

147 End Wokeness @EndWokeness May 12
18-year-old Amonte Moody sprayed up a neighborhood in D.C. with an AR-15.

-
Grainy photo of the Eddie Haskell-like prank.

https://shorturl.at/asO05

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 14, 2024 11:38 AM (L/fGl)

148 140 Annie Lennox supports the Paleoswinians? Ugh. Thought she was one of the few sane ones.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at May 14, 2024 11:36 AM (Q0kLU)

Nope. Anyway, you can't be a true leftard and have a grasp of reality, you have to live in your delusions.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 14, 2024 11:38 AM (pohLc)

149 Rotating hunger strikes? lol.

Posted by: Montec at May 14, 2024 11:38 AM (Y6Wgg)

150 I think these assholes should keep getting plastic surgery. The results provide humor.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 14, 2024 11:38 AM (CFoZl)

151 I loathe the idea of a race-based society, but if that's what they want then so be it. Whites will still be way better off, and blacks will be even more at the mercy of racist imbecile Democraps. Is that what black people want? If so, then so be it. I'm getting tired of trying to convince people not to commit suicide.

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 14, 2024 11:39 AM (iFTx/)

152 There is your perfect College Educated Simpleton in a nutshell.

Hold a hunger strike in shifts, and demand it be catered.


Useless twats.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 14, 2024 11:39 AM (+yhUM)

153 I think these assholes should keep getting plastic surgery. The results provide humor.

Wasn't that a Twilight Zone episode?

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 14, 2024 11:39 AM (x/OXY)

154 Annie Lennox supports the Paleoswinians? Ugh. Thought she was one of the few sane ones.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing


She's a lesbian, so.......
Posted by: Sponge


She's going to learn how to fly???

Posted by: rickb223 at May 14, 2024 11:39 AM (gMj+h)

155 I went to the SI website to see

ugh
There's something amok with Chrissy Tiegen's face

and I spotted a bikini whale

Posted by: Don Black at May 14, 2024 11:39 AM (/7KEl)

156 College students are basically human cockroaches at this point. Time to send slurry bombers full of Raid over the campuses.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 14, 2024 11:40 AM (0FoWg)

157 Someone should suggest to them self immolation, in shifts of course.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 14, 2024 11:40 AM (pohLc)

158 I think these assholes should keep getting plastic surgery. The results provide humor.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 14, 2024 11:38 AM (CFoZl)


I would hope it provides caution... look, these people are rich, they can afford the very best... look at them now. Are you sure you need that work done or can you accept who you are?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 14, 2024 11:40 AM (nR2nR)

159 141 If "Everyone Is Beautiful", then what the fuck is even the point of a swimsuit issue?

i was under the impression that the point of the swimsuit issue was to plug a gap in the sports schedule.

Posted by: anachronda at May 14, 2024 11:40 AM (v3pYe)

160 Rotating hunger strikes? lol.
Posted by: Montec
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Tantrums.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 14, 2024 11:40 AM (XeU6L)

161 I think these assholes should keep getting plastic surgery. The results provide humor.



"Ma'am, one more facelift and you're going to have a goatee!"

Posted by: rickb223 at May 14, 2024 11:41 AM (gMj+h)

162 Out: More cushion for the pushin'

In: More blubber for the cover
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 14, 2024 11:34 AM (+yhUM)

Out: Kathy Ireland's hips

In: Swaziland's Hippos

Posted by: BurtTC at May 14, 2024 11:41 AM (dGCAG)

163 ... There's something amok with Chrissy Tiegen's face ...
Posted by: Don Black at May 14, 2024 11:39 AM (/7KEl)
++++
Too much surgery, starting too early, performed too often.

Models have a very short professional life. Trying to keep it going artificially has bad outcomes. Yet so many ruin their looks trying. I don't think Tiegen was ever all that, but she's done herself no favors.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 14, 2024 11:41 AM (d04cU)

164 It's hard for the thong to hide the cock'n'balls.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden

Hide it?!?! A trans woman's bulge is magical and beautiful! She should proudly display it to the world, haterzzz!

https://tinyurl.com/4vx2cckf
https://tinyurl.com/4zp4tfuf

🤮

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at May 14, 2024 11:41 AM (JCZqz)

165

She's going to learn how to fly???
Posted by: rickb223 at May 14, 2024 11:39 AM (gMj+h)



https://youtu.be/c7tvfdSjRE4?t=24

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 14, 2024 11:41 AM (Zz0t1)

166 I think these assholes should keep getting plastic surgery. The results provide humor.

Wasn't that a Twilight Zone episode?
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 14, 2024 11:39 AM (x/OXY)

Very possible. I need to catch up on TZ on MeTV.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 14, 2024 11:41 AM (CFoZl)

167 “Doctor Who” Star David Tennant to Anti-Transgender Fans: “F*** Off”

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Don't mind if I do.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 14, 2024 11:42 AM (L/fGl)

168 “Doctor Who” Star David Tennant to Anti-Transgender Fans: “F*** Off”

-
Don't mind if I do.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 14, 2024 11:42 AM (L/fGl)




"How to win fans and influence future viewers."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 14, 2024 11:42 AM (Zz0t1)

169 Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about mudflaps, my girl's got 'em

Posted by: Don Black at May 14, 2024 11:42 AM (/7KEl)

170 161 I think these assholes should keep getting plastic surgery. The results provide humor.



"Ma'am, one more facelift and you're going to have a goatee!"
Posted by: rickb223 at May 14, 2024 11:41 AM (gMj+h)

+++++

I love this line! I first saw it in National Lampoon in my halcyon days of the late 1970s.

Posted by: Oglebay at May 14, 2024 11:42 AM (ogTiX)

171 I don't think Tiegen was ever all that, but she's done herself no favors.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 14, 2024 11:41 AM (d04cU)

Her face looks like a painting on the bottom of a frying pan.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 14, 2024 11:43 AM (pohLc)

172 In the tradition of rotary hunger strikes, SEVEN NEW STRIKERS are indefinitely fasting for a free Palestine.

I'm pretty sure "indefinitely" means "when we get hungry".

Posted by: Archimedes at May 14, 2024 11:43 AM (CsUN+)

173 PRINCETON GAZA SOLIDARITY ENCAMPMENT UPDATE: Due to health concerns of the 13 strikers who fasted for 10 days, the first hunger strike wave
ended,



Bwahahahahahahaha! 10 days.
Bwahahahahahahaha!

Posted by: rickb223 at May 14, 2024 11:43 AM (gMj+h)

174 If "Everyone Is Beautiful", then what the fuck is even the point of a swimsuit issue?

-

It's an interesting phenomenon that has probably been going on for a while but is very noticeable right now. Average and below average women will be asked to rank themselves - their looks - on a 1-10 scale, and they will say 10. Their friends will chide them if they say anything else. They insist that confidence makes them all 10s.

And it will be pointed out to them that this is a scale based entirely on looks and how other people view you before they meet you and have any idea how cool/bitchy you are, and they'll still say "TEN!"

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Don't be too sad, Steve Buscemi donated his acting talent to elect Biden at May 14, 2024 11:43 AM (+402B)

175 Out: Kathy Ireland

Posted by: BurtTC at May 14, 2024 11:41 AM (dGCAG)


Hideous woman.

https://is.gd/Yvp7GB

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 14, 2024 11:44 AM (nR2nR)

176 Doctor Who” Star David Tennant to Anti-Transgender Fans: “F*** Off

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Why don't you try and make me, you fuckin' fairy?

I'll wait.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 14, 2024 11:44 AM (0FoWg)

177 Kathy Ireland is pretty based, isn't she?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 14, 2024 11:44 AM (+yhUM)

178 There's something amok with Chrissy Tiegen's face ...
Posted by: Don Black at May 14, 2024 11:39 AM (/7KEl)
++++
Too much surgery, starting too early, performed too often.

Models have a very short professional life. Trying to keep it going artificially has bad outcomes. Yet so many ruin their looks trying. I don't think Tiegen was ever all that, but she's done herself no favors.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 14, 2024 11:41 AM (d04cU)

Plus she's a miserable piece of shit human being.

That doesn't help one's looks.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 14, 2024 11:44 AM (dGCAG)

179 I think these assholes should keep getting plastic surgery. The results provide humor.

Wasn't that a Twilight Zone episode?
Posted by: Anna Puma
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Image from the movie 'Brazil'. Looks remarkably like Pelosi:
https://media.timeout.com/images/101619403/image.jpg

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 14, 2024 11:44 AM (XeU6L)

180 Plus she's a miserable piece of shit human being.

That doesn't help one's looks.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 14, 2024 11:44 AM (dGCAG)
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Nope. Attitude can move a person from "1" to "0" pretty easily

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 14, 2024 11:45 AM (d04cU)

181 145 PRINCETON GAZA SOLIDARITY ENCAMPMENT UPDATE: Due to health concerns of the 13 strikers who fasted for 10 days, the first hunger strike wave
ended, and the second wave has begun. In the tradition of rotary hunger strikes, SEVEN NEW STRIKERS are indefinitely fasting for a free Palestine.

Posted by: SMOD at May 14, 2024 11:37 AM (RHGPo)
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...... SEVEN NEW STRIKERS are indefinitely fasting for a free Palestine for 4 days ....... (allegedly).

Posted by: Ciampino - is there an alleged lizzopotamus?! at May 14, 2024 11:45 AM (qfLjt)

182 Out: Kathy Ireland

Posted by: BurtTC at May 14, 2024 11:41 AM (dGCAG)

Hideous woman.

https://is.gd/Yvp7GB
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 14, 2024 11:44 AM (nR2nR)

I'm at work, so I can't click that link, but yeah. She's awful. Just awful. When I get home I'll look up her pics, and marvel at how awful she is.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 14, 2024 11:46 AM (dGCAG)

183 The cratering of Doctor QWho's ratings is being blamed on the weather. Climate Change strikes again.

The 'Doctor's' new antagonist in "The Devil's Chord" was cast off appearances in RuPaul's show. And they look like Bette Midler from Hocus Pocus in this.

And yeah Dave Tennant can go suck the d1ck of the new nemesis.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 14, 2024 11:46 AM (x/OXY)

184 The entire past few years of Doctor Who has been the whole enterprise saying Fuck Off to anyone who ever liked that show.

You didn't have to say it out loud, Davey. We all already heard you.

And i never even liked that silly show.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 14, 2024 11:46 AM (+yhUM)

185 In the tradition of rotary hunger strikes, ...
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'Tradition'?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 14, 2024 11:46 AM (XeU6L)

186 Kathy ireland was the greatest followed closely by her predecessor, cheryl tiegs.

Posted by: Oglebay at May 14, 2024 11:46 AM (ogTiX)

187 And i never even liked that silly show.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 14, 2024 11:46 AM (+yhUM)



I loved it in the 70's, when I was a child........It's been largely irrelevant for a generation or two since.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 14, 2024 11:47 AM (Zz0t1)

188 I remember when I was into Doctor Who.

For some reason, the new efforts at revival have done nothing for me.

The super-seriousness of the Peter Capaldi era just felt wrong, and I never went back.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 14, 2024 11:47 AM (GBKbO)

189 Saran wrap plastic surgery could solve many problems. Just don't remove it too soon people...

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 14, 2024 11:47 AM (x/OXY)

190 This bikini blonde in pink knows that the "post-racial society" is way, way worse and more hateful than the one that preceded it:
http://tiny.cc/a6x2yz

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 14, 2024 11:47 AM (d04cU)

191 I never had much to do with the Rotary club, but I'm pretty sure they don't do hunger strikes.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 14, 2024 11:47 AM (+yhUM)

192 Kathy Ireland is pretty based, isn't she?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 14, 2024 11:44 AM (+yhUM)

If by based you mean she has permission to sit on my lap, then yes. Based.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 14, 2024 11:47 AM (dGCAG)

193 I'm at work, so I can't click that link, but yeah. She's awful. Just awful. When I get home I'll look up her pics, and marvel at how awful she is.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 14, 2024 11:46 AM (dGCAG)


I remember the Kathy Ireland, Paulina Porizkova, Elle McPhearson days. Good times.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 14, 2024 11:48 AM (nR2nR)

194 It's weird- Sports Illustrated is supposedly in the business of covering sports. Sports are played by men and women in top physical condition. Yet SI promotes obesity with these fat swimsuit models. Makes no sense to me.

Posted by: Don Black at May 14, 2024 11:48 AM (/7KEl)

195 There's something amok with Chrissy Tiegen's face ...
Posted by: Don Black at May 14, 2024 11:39 AM (/7KEl)
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Too much surgery, starting too early, performed too often.

Models have a very short professional life. Trying to keep it going artificially has bad outcomes. Yet so many ruin their looks trying. I don't think Tiegen was ever all that, but she's done herself no favors.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 14, 2024 11:41 AM (d04cU)

Plus she's a miserable piece of shit human being.

That doesn't help one's looks.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 14, 2024 11:44 AM (dGCAG)
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She was much better looking before the endless -- and poor -- plastic surgeries. Plus, she is a miserable, scolding, nasty woman. That kind of soft evil eventually seems through your skin and turns you rotten. Like a hag from D&D.

Oh and Brooke Shields is in a new rom-com on Netflix. Holy shit, what happened to her?? She's 58 but looks at least 68. She's kept in pretty good shape but her face looks horrible. I think also too much plastic surgery and bad botox.

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 14, 2024 11:48 AM (iFTx/)

196 194 It's weird- Sports Illustrated is supposedly in the business of covering sports. Sports are played by men and women in top physical condition. Yet SI promotes obesity with these fat swimsuit models. Makes no sense to me.
Posted by: Don Black at May 14, 2024 11:48 AM (/7KEl)

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Si is in the business of advancing the message its large funders wish to be advanced.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 14, 2024 11:48 AM (GBKbO)

197 Actually I disliked the Peter Capaldi era for sartorial reasons.

His entire wardrobe was stolen from Jon Pertwee's Third Doctor.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 14, 2024 11:49 AM (x/OXY)

198 Rotating hunger strikes? lol.
Posted by: Montec

Sharpened, rested and ready!

Posted by: Rotisserie Spit at May 14, 2024 11:49 AM (w9Wax)

199 WNBA Star Claims People like Caitlin Clark Because She’s White

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Who the hell does she think she is going around being white?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 14, 2024 11:49 AM (L/fGl)

200 I never had much to do with the Rotary club, but I'm pretty sure they don't do hunger strikes.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 14, 2024 11:47 AM

That's going to put a damper on the pancake breakfast.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 14, 2024 11:49 AM (HqA+5)

201 PRINCETON GAZA SOLIDARITY ENCAMPMENT UPDATE: Due to health concerns of the 13 strikers who fasted for 10 days, the first hunger strike wave
ended,

Bwahahahahahahaha! 10 days.
Bwahahahahahahaha!
Posted by: rickb223

I was going to wait for a Friday GAINZZ post in honor of Ace, but it seems appropriate here.
The story of Angus Barbieri, who went 382 days without eating. https://tinyurl.com/yw6v6z43

In 1965, Angus was reportedly sick of being obese, and checked into the University Department of Medicine at the Royal Infirmary of Dundee weighing 207kg (32.5 stone). He told hospital staff he was ready to cut out food together, so doctors happily agreed to monitor his progress.

Angus’s doctors didn’t really expect the fast to last long. But they thought a short fast would help him to lose some weight. To compensate for his lack of nutrients, he was prescribed multivitamins to take regularly, including potassium and sodium, as well as yeast.

In the final few months he began to have a pinch of sugar or milk in his tea and coffee. For those wondering, he ‘went to the toilet’ every 40-50 days.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at May 14, 2024 11:49 AM (JCZqz)

202 145
"In the tradition of rotary hunger strikes"

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Are rotary hunger strikes of such common occurrence that they have a tradition, a set of guidelines, rules and procedures?

Examples?

Posted by: Ciampino - is there an alleged lizzopotamus! at May 14, 2024 11:50 AM (qfLjt)

203 “Doctor Who” Star David Tennant to Anti-Transgender Fans: “F*** Off”

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I couldn't care less about cross dressers or any other sexual fetishists. I mean, I feel bad that you're permanently injuring yourself and I think it's weird that men are aroused by wanting to stick their junk in an open wound that's purposely connected to a tube full of feces through a sexual fetish medical procedure, and I feel bad that gays are riddled with disease because of this lifestyle, but I don't care that you do it to yourselves. That's what makes America America.

What I do care about is the child sexual abuse.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Don't be too sad, Steve Buscemi donated his acting talent to elect Biden at May 14, 2024 11:50 AM (+402B)

204 164 It's hard for the thong to hide the cock'n'balls.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden

Hide it?!?! A trans woman's bulge is magical and beautiful! She should proudly display it to the world, haterzzz!

https://tinyurl.com/4vx2cckf
https://tinyurl.com/4zp4tfuf


can't check from work, so i'm'a just assume that's big mike

Posted by: anachronda at May 14, 2024 11:50 AM (v3pYe)

205 =======

Si is in the business of advancing the message its large funders wish to be advanced.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 14, 2024 11:48 AM (GBKbO)



"The message...."


https://youtu.be/Rj9slYsrumc

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 14, 2024 11:50 AM (Zz0t1)

206 I thought Cheryl tiegs was perfect until Kathy Ireland came along and I thought, yeah, zaftig is good. Little did I know what was coming.

Posted by: Oglebay at May 14, 2024 11:50 AM (ogTiX)

207 WNBA Star Claims People like Caitlin Clark Because She’s White

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Okay.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Don't be too sad, Steve Buscemi donated his acting talent to elect Biden at May 14, 2024 11:50 AM (+402B)

208 And it is absolutely farcical to hold a hunger strike when you're free to leave any time you like.

The hunger strike is for captives and prisoners who have no possible recourse other than to simply stop eating and hope their death draws attention to the situation they're in.

Silly garbage twat babies playing dress-up makes a mockery of the horrendous and noble suffering of others.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 14, 2024 11:50 AM (+yhUM)

209
can't check from work, so i'm'a just assume that's big mike
Posted by: anachronda at May 14, 2024 11:50 AM (v3pYe)



I usually give his links a peak, but not this time. Nope. Ain't doing it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 14, 2024 11:51 AM (Zz0t1)

210

Independent presidential candidate Robert F. Kennedy Jr. has changed his stance on abortion once again, saying he supports abortion up until a certain point rather than at full term.

Following pressure from campaign staff, Kennedy announced late Friday that he was walking back his stance of supporting “full-term abortions” in a statement released on X. “Abortion has been a notoriously divisive issue in America, but actually I see an emerging consensus — abortion should be legal up until a certain number of weeks, and restricted thereafter,” he said.

“Once the baby is viable outside the womb, it should have rights and it deserves society’s protection,” he added.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 14, 2024 11:51 AM (63Dwl)

211 Another face surgery disaster: Shania Twain. She is completely unrecognizable. Her natural beauty from her 90s music videos is gone.

Posted by: Don Black at May 14, 2024 11:51 AM (/7KEl)

212 Si is in the business of advancing the message its large funders wish to be advanced.

They are welcome to keep setting piles of their money on fire. Won't hurt me.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 14, 2024 11:51 AM (CsUN+)

213 WNBA Star Claims People like Caitlin Clark Because She’s White

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I bet this chick is culturally abrasively masculine, too.

So yeah, she may be accidentally correct.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Don't be too sad, Steve Buscemi donated his acting talent to elect Biden at May 14, 2024 11:52 AM (+402B)

214 I remember the Kathy Ireland, Paulina Porizkova, Elle McPhearson days. Good times.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 14, 2024 11:48 AM (nR2nR)

Then there was the really tall one, Carol Alt.

I forget how tall, but in my mind, she's about 6'8", and I am standing real real close, marveling at her navel.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 14, 2024 11:52 AM (dGCAG)

215 WNBA Star Claims People like Caitlin Clark Because She’s White


Or, it could be they like her because she's not a racist cunt like her?

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 14, 2024 11:52 AM (HqA+5)

216 I did my military studies at Ft Dix NJ in the spring of 1976. No sexual harassment training, no talk of race relations, no talk of pronouns or genders. Just how to march, shoot, dig a hole, get your gig line straight, etc. Plain old green Army stuff. Can't imagine what it's like now.
Posted by: Don Black at May 14, 2024 11:17 AM (/7KEl)

Did mine at Dix in fall of 1967 after being drafted. The nice lady at the Perth Amboy draft board sent me a letter from the president ordering me to report.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy now with twice the crazy at May 14, 2024 11:52 AM (iODuv)

217 WNBA Star Claims People like Caitlin Clark Because She’s White

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It has nothing to do with the fact that she's the best pure shooter the league has ever seen.

You can just go f*ck right off with that noise, stupid.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 14, 2024 11:52 AM (Zz0t1)

218 193 I remember the Kathy Ireland, Paulina Porizkova, Elle McPhearson days. Good times.
Posted by: I used to have a different

My sister looks like a Kathy Ireland / Paulina blend. Despite not being tall, she modeled for catalogs in Jr. and Sr. High. Dark hair, turquoise eyes. The genetics were available to me, yet the ship passed right on by!

Posted by: Piper at May 14, 2024 11:52 AM (pZEOD)

219 One YouTube video by Disparu made a very disturbing connection in regards to the bad Bette Midler impersonator...

At one point they spout off a line in an over the top way. And Disparu played a clip of BBC's most infamous child molester Jimmy Saville saying the exact same line

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 14, 2024 11:52 AM (x/OXY)

220 There isn't a single US politician - with the possible exception of the execrable Ted Cruz - who could hold their own in five minutes of debate with the dumbest member of the Oxford Union.

I disagree. I think Hawley, Vance, Cotton, and Kennedy (LA) would have no difficulty being competitive.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 14, 2024 11:18 AM (CsUN+)
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No possible exception about it. I think Cruz is undefeated at SCOTUS.

The other's you mention I think would be formidable as well, especially Hawley and Kennedy.

Posted by: Black JEM at May 14, 2024 11:52 AM (GZYu7)

221 For those wondering, he ‘went to the toilet’ every 40-50 days.

Damn, you could replace the plutonium in A-bombs with those turds.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 14, 2024 11:53 AM (CsUN+)

222 I’m old enough to remember when segregation by race was seen as bad and when the “I Have A Dream” speech was regarded as important.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 14, 2024 11:54 AM (84PaW)

223 Another face surgery disaster: Shania Twain. She is completely unrecognizable. Her natural beauty from her 90s music videos is gone.
Posted by: Don Black at May 14, 2024 11:51 AM (/7KEl)
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She's been sick -- Lyme disease, IIRC -- so I can't really fault her for not looking as good as she once did.

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 14, 2024 11:54 AM (iFTx/)

224 It has nothing to do with the fact that she's the best pure shooter the league has ever seen.

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Cute and feminine is my bet, at least for 80% of the men.

Same reason guys watch any female sport. They can have talent, but if the girls are not cute and feminine guys aren't going to watch it.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Don't be too sad, Steve Buscemi donated his acting talent to elect Biden at May 14, 2024 11:54 AM (+402B)

225 The Message

They Live

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 14, 2024 11:55 AM (x/OXY)

226 AND, the girls who used to be in the SI swimsuit editions were so hot, they became international sensations. Elle McPherson, Christie Brinkley, et al, they were superstars. That doesn't happen now.

Posted by: Don Black at May 14, 2024 11:55 AM (/7KEl)

227 Oh and Brooke Shields is in a new rom-com on Netflix. Holy shit, what happened to her?? She's 58 but looks at least 68. She's kept in pretty good shape but her face looks horrible. I think also too much plastic surgery and bad botox.
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 14, 2024 11:48 AM (iFTx/)

I saw the flash of that one, they show those whenever you scroll over something, and she walks up to the guy, who looks like a discount Matthew McConaughey, and that was my thought... yikes! Don't get any closer!!

Posted by: BurtTC at May 14, 2024 11:55 AM (dGCAG)

228 207 WNBA Star Claims People like Caitlin Clark Because She’s White

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Okay.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Don't be too sad, Steve Buscemi donated his acting talent to elect Biden at May 14, 2024 11:50 AM (+402B)

Who is Caitlin Clark? What’s the WNBA?

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 14, 2024 11:55 AM (84PaW)

229 225 The Message

They Live
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 14, 2024 11:55 AM (x/OXY)

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"That was about Reagan. The modern culture dominated by the left isn't the same thing. Just shut up and consume."
-John Carpenter, 89.45% probability

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 14, 2024 11:56 AM (GBKbO)

230 In the tradition of rotary hunger strikes, SEVEN NEW STRIKERS are indefinitely fasting for a free Palestine.

Posted by: SMOD


WTF is a rotary hunger strike? That's the first time I've ever heard of it. Tradition? LOL 😂

Posted by: rickb223 at May 14, 2024 11:56 AM (gMj+h)

231 ... What’s the WNBA?
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 14, 2024 11:55 AM (84PaW)
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A western sports league that is uncomfortably dependent on Russian money and fans?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 14, 2024 11:56 AM (d04cU)

232 Same reason guys watch any female sport. They can have talent, but if the girls are not cute and feminine guys aren't going to watch it.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Don't be too sad, Steve Buscemi donated his acting talent to elect Biden at May 14, 2024 11:54 AM (+402B)

+++++

100%

Posted by: Oglebay at May 14, 2024 11:56 AM (ogTiX)

233 Same reason guys watch any female sport. They can have talent, but if the girls are not cute and feminine guys aren't going to watch it.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Don't be too sad, Steve Buscemi donated his acting talent to elect Biden at May 14, 2024 11:54 AM (+402B)

Women’s tennis became very interesting to me when Maria Sharapova came along.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 14, 2024 11:56 AM (84PaW)

234 231 ... What’s the WNBA?
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 14, 2024 11:55 AM (84PaW)
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A western sports league that is uncomfortably dependent on Russian money and fans?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 14, 2024 11:56 AM (d04cU)

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As opposed to the NBA which is uncomfortably dependent on Chinese money and fans.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 14, 2024 11:57 AM (GBKbO)

235 So they are a Pinch Striker?

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 14, 2024 11:57 AM (x/OXY)

236
Who is Caitlin Clark? What’s the WNBA?
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 14, 2024 11:55 AM (84PaW)



Arguably the best women's basketball player of all time, being completely overshadowed by black people's over the top racism against everything white and it's an embarrassing shame for the league and women's sports in general.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 14, 2024 11:57 AM (Zz0t1)

237 Mean is passe. Bitchy is boring. The lumpenproletariat who passively consumes most media is fed up with mean and bitchy. Sure, it'll keep selling too a handful of the real dregs-of-society's-dregs types who watch daytime television unironically. But any kid who plays a sport exceptionally well and isn't a nasty cunt about it stands a good chance of being popular. Not just "famous", but really popular.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 14, 2024 11:57 AM (+yhUM)

238 230 In the tradition of rotary hunger strikes, SEVEN NEW STRIKERS are indefinitely fasting for a free Palestine.

Posted by: SMOD


WTF is a rotary hunger strike? That's the first time I've ever heard of it. Tradition? LOL 😂
Posted by: rickb223 at May 14, 2024 11:56 AM (gMj+h)

Amateurs.

Posted by: Bobby Sands MP at May 14, 2024 11:57 AM (84PaW)

239 A western sports league that is uncomfortably dependent on Russian money and fans?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 14, 2024 11:56 AM (d04cU)


A women's sports league that is uncomfortably dependent on the men's league to shovel money at them to keep them afloat?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 14, 2024 11:57 AM (nR2nR)

240 can't check from work, so i'm'a just assume that's big mike
Posted by: anachronda at May 14, 2024 11:50 AM (v3pYe)

I usually give his links a peak, but not this time. Nope. Ain't doing it.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden

C'mon...you know you want to. I put the "morbid" in "morbid curiosity".

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at May 14, 2024 11:58 AM (JCZqz)

241 Well, we finally have countertops.

Huzzah.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 14, 2024 11:58 AM (GBKbO)

242
WTF is a rotary hunger strike? That's the first time I've ever heard of it. Tradition? LOL 😂
Posted by: rickb223 at May

It’s better known as “this is hard so we don’t really want to do it anymore.”

Posted by: Piper at May 14, 2024 11:58 AM (pZEOD)

243 WNBA Star Claims People like Caitlin Clark Because She’s White
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That's probably true to some extent. Not in a racist sense, but in the sense that people are sick and tired of spoiled-rotten, whiny, bitchy, entitled clam diggers endlessly complaining how hard it is to be rich athletes. Sadly, that's what 99% of the WNBA has become. So Clark is seen as more likeable. I think that would still be true even if she was black.

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 14, 2024 11:58 AM (iFTx/)

244 Counter tops? Taken them for granite? Or they formica?

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 14, 2024 11:59 AM (x/OXY)

245 WNBA Star Claims People like Caitlin Clark Because She’s White

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Okay.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Don't be too sad, Steve Buscemi donated his acting talent to elect Biden at May 14, 2024 11:50 AM (+402B)

Who is Caitlin Clark? What’s the WNBA?
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 14, 2024 11:55 AM (84PaW)

Dennis Rodman and Isaiah Thomas said the same thing about the greatest player of all time imo,Larry Bird.

They also think if you don’t think Tiger Woods is the greatest of all time you’re a racist. Even though Jack Nicklaus is standing right there.

Posted by: polynikes at May 14, 2024 11:59 AM (MNhXM)

246
It’s better known as “this is hard so we don’t really want to do it anymore.”
Posted by: Piper at May 14, 2024 11:58 AM (pZEOD)



"I cant eat pussy, so I might as well be one."

- - - - Hunger Strikin' for palestinians

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 14, 2024 11:59 AM (Zz0t1)

247 243 WNBA Star Claims People like Caitlin Clark Because She’s White
_______________

That's probably true to some extent. Not in a racist sense, but in the sense that people are sick and tired of spoiled-rotten, whiny, bitchy, entitled clam diggers endlessly complaining how hard it is to be rich athletes. Sadly, that's what 99% of the WNBA has become. So Clark is seen as more likeable. I think that would still be true even if she was black.
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 14, 2024 11:58 AM (iFTx/)

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Hell, I've been told that black people need to see people "like them" in everything to enjoy that.

Why is that good and white people feeling the same way bad?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 14, 2024 11:59 AM (GBKbO)

248 Gas Pump Guy > Woodrow Wilson

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 14, 2024 11:59 AM (IebSC)

249 227: it comes for us all.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 14, 2024 11:59 AM (84PaW)

250 Who is Caitlin Clark? What’s the WNBA?
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33

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Yeah, I couldn't pick her out at a table that had a sign stating CAITLIN CLARK but she apparently got a brief surge in interest in womens basketball (college at least, which is still really bad).

It was foolish for the WNBA to not try to ride that wave and make her the new not-horrible persona of the league.

I assume they're still sticking with that dude that got arrested for smuggling drugs into Russia. Dummies.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Don't be too sad, Steve Buscemi donated his acting talent to elect Biden at May 14, 2024 12:00 PM (+402B)

251
Also the first Southerner to be elected president after the Civil War. He was from Virginia, I think.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 14, 2024 11:04 AM (J2vNu)

Born there I believe, but he was the Gov of NJ.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 14, 2024 12:00 PM (84PaW)

252 >WTF is a rotary hunger strike?
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a bunch of leftwing poseurs take turns not eating for an hour, and call it a hunger strike

Posted by: Don Black at May 14, 2024 12:01 PM (/7KEl)

253 Germany 'considers conscripting all 18-year-olds' amid fears of all-out NATO war with Russia - as Putin's forces advance in Ukraine

- German defence minister said he was 'convinced' Germany 'needs conscription'

Germany could bring back conscription for all 18-year-olds amid fears of an all-out NATO war with Russia, leaked military plans reveal.

Military planners are discussing three potential plans, two of which involve a compulsory military year for all men once they turn 18.

... keep in mind at once conscription ended for the VietNam War, there were no major peace demostrations

Posted by: SMOD at May 14, 2024 12:01 PM (RHGPo)

254 >>Yeah, I couldn't pick her out at a table that had a sign stating CAITLIN CLARK


she's the really tall one

Posted by: Don Black at May 14, 2024 12:01 PM (/7KEl)

255 241 Well, we finally have countertops.

Huzzah.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 14, 2024 11:58 AM

What about a sink?

Posted by: American Standard at May 14, 2024 12:02 PM (V5BDR)

256 170
"Ma'am, one more facelift and you're going to have a goatee!"
Posted by: rickb223 at May 14, 2024 11:41 AM (gMj+h)

+++++

I love this line! I first saw it in National Lampoon in my halcyon days of the late 1970s.

Posted by: Oglebay at May 14, 2024 11:42 AM (ogTiX)
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The first version I saw, also 70s, was "Another facelift and you'll have to raise your arm to pee!"

Posted by: Ciampino - face lift or butt drop? at May 14, 2024 12:02 PM (qfLjt)

257 255 241 Well, we finally have countertops.

Huzzah.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 14, 2024 11:58 AM

What about a sink?
Posted by: American Standard at May 14, 2024 12:02 PM (V5BDR)

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Undermounted, so installed at the same time. But we can't use it until the plumber comes back and connects everything. Then we can also get a dishwasher. And the range.

So close...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 14, 2024 12:03 PM (GBKbO)

258 *flicks an ear*

Wait, when did Germany stop the compulsory military service requirement?

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 14, 2024 12:03 PM (x/OXY)

259 Same reason guys watch any female sport.



For a bewb to pop out.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 14, 2024 12:03 PM (gMj+h)

260 Doctor Who Cares

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 14, 2024 12:03 PM (84PaW)

261 WNBA Star Claims People like Caitlin Clark Because She’s White

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It has nothing to do with the fact that she's the best pure shooter the league has ever seen.

You can just go f*ck right off with that noise, stupid.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 14, 2024 11:52 AM (Zz0t1)
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Way to diss your league's best hope for expanding its audience in forever.

Posted by: Black JEM at May 14, 2024 12:03 PM (GZYu7)

262 WNBA Star Claims People like Caitlin Clark Because She’s White
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That's probably true to some extent. Not in a racist sense, but in the sense that people are sick and tired of spoiled-rotten, whiny, bitchy, entitled clam diggers endlessly complaining how hard it is to be rich athletes. Sadly, that's what 99% of the WNBA has become. So Clark is seen as more likeable. I think that would still be true even if she was black.
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 14, 2024 11:58 AM (iFTx/)

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Hell, I've been told that black people need to see people "like them" in everything to enjoy that.

Why is that good and white people feeling the same way bad?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 14, 2024 11:59 AM (GBKbO)
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That's true too. Personally, I'm against that -- but even I am getting sick and tired of every show, every advertisement, every single thing being nothing but people who not only don't look like me, but are deliberately stuck in my face as not being like me. I date outside my race more than inside it, but if I see another fake biracial couple shoved in my face by Madison Ave or Hollywood, I'm gonna puke.

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 14, 2024 12:03 PM (iFTx/)

263 Speaking of Germany

Any recent sightings of Heather Radish?

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 14, 2024 12:03 PM (x/OXY)

264 Yeah, I couldn't pick her out at a table that had a sign stating CAITLIN CLARK


she's the really tall one
Posted by: Don Black

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Hey, I hear you play basketball!
- Local nobody high school boys team of 15 and 16 year olds

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Don't be too sad, Steve Buscemi donated his acting talent to elect Biden at May 14, 2024 12:03 PM (+402B)

265 The first version I saw, also 70s, was "Another facelift and you'll have to raise your arm to pee!"
Posted by: Ciampino - face lift or butt drop


Dude, if you have another facelift, they'll call you Pinocchio.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 14, 2024 12:04 PM (gMj+h)

266 Now I'm fantasizing about Hildi from the West Campus dining hall sallying forth with a phalanx of ladle wielding be-hairnetted lunch ladies and force feeding all these little douchefucks out of a pup trailer full of vegan chili.

Cram it right through the megaphone, Hildi. Fuck yeah.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 14, 2024 12:04 PM (+yhUM)

267 256 170
"Ma'am, one more facelift and you're going to have a goatee!"
Posted by: rickb223 at May 14, 2024 11:41 AM (gMj+h)

+++++

I love this line! I first saw it in National Lampoon in my halcyon days of the late 1970s.

Posted by: Oglebay at May 14, 2024 11:42 AM (ogTiX)
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The first version I saw, also 70s, was "Another facelift and you'll have to raise your arm to pee!"
Posted by: Ciampino - face lift or butt drop? at May 14, 2024 12:02 PM (qfLjt)

+++++

Back when foto funnies was considered porn

Posted by: Oglebay at May 14, 2024 12:04 PM (ogTiX)

268 SpaceX
Vandelay (Vandenberg) strikes again: New T-Zero is targeted for 10:37 a.m. PDT, 1:37 p.m. EDT, 17:37 UTC, and 19:37 CEST, with backup opportunities available until 1:29 p.m. PT.

Posted by: Ciampino - We have face liftoff at May 14, 2024 12:05 PM (qfLjt)

269 ==
Way to diss your league's best hope for expanding its audience in forever.
Posted by: Black JEM at May 14, 2024 12:03 PM (GZYu7)



The fact that the league itself hasn't come down on these morons trashing the only reason to watch the sport in 20 years boggles my mind.

Your league is a net loss financially EVERY YEAR because of shit like this....yet you still think you DESERVE more money.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 14, 2024 12:05 PM (Zz0t1)

270 262 That's true too. Personally, I'm against that -- but even I am getting sick and tired of every show, every advertisement, every single thing being nothing but people who not only don't look like me, but are deliberately stuck in my face as not being like me. I date outside my race more than inside it, but if I see another fake biracial couple shoved in my face by Madison Ave or Hollywood, I'm gonna puke.
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 14, 2024 12:03 PM (iFTx/)

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HBO did a limited Harry Potter game show (hosted by Helen Mirren) that I saw a very small slice of.

They were introducing one of the contestants, a black guy (probably gay considering his voice). He went on about how he wanted to make it okay for black people to like Harry Potter.

Like...you were being pressured to not like it? What is going on here?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 14, 2024 12:05 PM (GBKbO)

271 Hell, I've been told that black people need to see people "like them" in everything to enjoy that.

Why is that good and white people feeling the same way bad?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 14, 2024 11:59 AM (GBKbO)

I can’t figure out what’s wrong with having good characters acting out a story with a good plot.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 14, 2024 12:05 PM (84PaW)

272 Lunch today is a chunk carved off a grilled steak, a salad and a V-8.

Delicious.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 14, 2024 12:05 PM (d04cU)

273 I am anti conscription. If your cassus belli isn't enough to motivate me to join up on my own, then take your fuckin' war (the one that is 6000 miles away doing me no harm) and shove it where the sun don't shine.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 14, 2024 12:05 PM (MeG8a)

274 Germany could bring back conscription for all 18-year-olds amid fears of an all-out NATO war with Russia, leaked military plans reveal.

I assume those are leaked NATO military plans. Given that NATO is the one antagonizing Russia and peace could be had if they merely stopped.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 14, 2024 12:05 PM (nR2nR)

275 Not her fault but I do hate the woke sports media continue to include she broke Pete Maravich’s scoring record. I’d they had a three point line when Pete was playing she wouldn’t be within a country mile. And if she didn’t have the three point line her total wouldn’t have broken the women’s or men’d record.

Posted by: polynikes at May 14, 2024 12:05 PM (MNhXM)

276 260 Doctor Who Cares
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33

We put an effeminate gender queer in it, and made they/them lame, black and gay!!

Posted by: Kathleen "Cartman" Kennedy at May 14, 2024 12:05 PM (JCZqz)

277 Can't we all just get along?


Oli London
@OliLondonTV
Turkish President Erdogan says calling Hamas terrorists is “upsetting.”
“I never see Hamas as a terror organization.”
Erdogan has also said Turkey is treating Hamas members in their hospitals.
“In my country right now more than 1000 members of Hamas are in our hospitals.”

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That's our ally, Turkey.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 14, 2024 12:06 PM (L/fGl)

278 Women’s tennis became very interesting to me when Maria Sharapova came along.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 14, 2024 11:56 AM (84PaW)

Pffft ...

Bitch was a poser

Posted by: Anna Kornikova at May 14, 2024 12:06 PM (TTAGa)

279 I can’t figure out what’s wrong with having good characters acting out a story with a good plot.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33

That's racist!

Posted by: BruceWayne at May 14, 2024 12:06 PM (CIS44)

280 That's true too. Personally, I'm against that -- but even I am getting sick and tired of every show, every advertisement, every single thing being nothing but people who not only don't look like me, but are deliberately stuck in my face as not being like me. I date outside my race more than inside it,


but if I see another fake biracial couple shoved in my face by Madison Ave or Hollywood, I'm gonna puke.
Posted by: Elric Blade


White guy, Asian woman, & black kid family .
Let's not make it obvious that we're just checking boxes.


Posted by: rickb223 at May 14, 2024 12:06 PM (gMj+h)

281 A V-8?

Lacking in iron? And magnesium?

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 14, 2024 12:06 PM (x/OXY)

282 That's our ally, Turkey.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 14, 2024 12:06 PM (L/fGl)
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And it's behaving like one, caring for our ally Hamas.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 14, 2024 12:07 PM (d04cU)

283 Wait, when did Germany stop the compulsory military service requirement?
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 14, 2024 12:03 PM (x/OXY)

2014 IIRC. And even then you could replace military service with other service in civil society.

Plenty of Americans who think service is best when a police officer is forcing a young person to do it are probably getting very horny over that.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 14, 2024 12:07 PM (84PaW)

284 No possible exception about it. I think Cruz is undefeated at SCOTUS.

The other's you mention I think would be formidable as well, especially Hawley and Kennedy.


Kennedy is fun to watch but he's pretty much a one-trick pony. Find some quote or tweet from the witness and make him or her try to defend it. One trick, but somehow they still never see it coming or prepare for it.

Posted by: Oddbob at May 14, 2024 12:08 PM (/y8xj)

285 272 Lunch today is a chunk carved off a grilled steak, a salad and a V-8.

Delicious.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May

Sounds amazing! I am going to have my left over falafel and, shockingly enough, my kale and spinach smoothie. I am nothing if not predictable!

Off to teach the noon class, first, however. See y’all later!

Posted by: Piper at May 14, 2024 12:08 PM (pZEOD)

286 278 Women’s tennis became very interesting to me when Maria Sharapova came along.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 14, 2024 11:56 AM (84PaW)

Pffft ...

Bitch was a poser
Posted by: Anna Kornikova at May 14, 2024 12:06 PM (TTAGa)

+++++

We all know the real queen

Posted by: Gabriela Sabatini at May 14, 2024 12:08 PM (ogTiX)

287 261 WNBA Star Claims People like Caitlin Clark Because She’s White

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It has nothing to do with the fact that she's the best pure shooter the league has ever seen.

You can just go f*ck right off with that noise, stupid.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 14, 2024 11:52 AM (Zz0t1)
==
Way to diss your league's best hope for expanding its audience in forever.
Posted by: Black JEM at May 14, 2024 12:03 PM (GZYu7)
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The WNBA not only has a terrible product infested with terrible people, they are also the dumbest people on the planet with no marketing sense whatsoever. The last WNBA marketing promo I saw -- it was all over NYC -- was glamour shots of the players all decked out like models. It was cringe.

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 14, 2024 12:08 PM (iFTx/)

288 That's racist!
Posted by: BruceWayne at May 14, 2024 12:06 PM (CIS44)

Everything that is not Statist/Socialist is racist.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 14, 2024 12:08 PM (84PaW)

289 Like...you were being pressured to not like it? What is going on here?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 14, 2024 12:05 PM (GBKbO)

Yes he is pressured as a black person not to like it. By other black people.

I always say that we will never be united until ‘acting white’ is not an insult in the black community.

Posted by: polynikes at May 14, 2024 12:09 PM (MNhXM)

290
Pffft ...

Bitch was a poser
Posted by: Anna Kornikova at May 14, 2024 12:06 PM (TTAGa)

+++++

We all know the real queen
Posted by: Gabriela Sabatini at May 14, 2024 12:08 PM (ogTiX)




*sniff sniff*


Huh? What?!?

Posted by: Jennifer Capriati at May 14, 2024 12:09 PM (Zz0t1)

291 it was all over NYC -- was glamour shots of the players all decked out like models. It was cringe.
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 14, 2024 12:08 PM (iFTx/)

Hey, it worked for the Bears in the 80's.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 14, 2024 12:09 PM (+yhUM)

292 Like...you were being pressured to not like it? What is going on here?

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Harry Potter BOOKS. Duh.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Don't be too sad, Steve Buscemi donated his acting talent to elect Biden at May 14, 2024 12:09 PM (+402B)

293 Late 80s with Ell McPherson, Cathy Ireland, Stephanie Seymour and Vendela was the peak of SI swimsuit issue. I did appreciate the Christie Brinkley and Kate Upton eras.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson DeSantis/Lake 2024 at May 14, 2024 12:10 PM (wGerL)

294 That's true too. Personally, I'm against that -- but even I am getting sick and tired of every show, every advertisement, every single thing being nothing but people who not only don't look like me, but are deliberately stuck in my face as not being like me. I date outside my race more than inside it, but if I see another fake biracial couple shoved in my face by Madison Ave or Hollywood, I'm gonna puke.
Posted by: Elric Blade


White guy, Asian woman, & black kid family .
Let's not make it obvious that we're just checking boxes.


Posted by: rickb223 at May 14, 2024 12:06 PM (gMj+h)
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Exactly

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 14, 2024 12:10 PM (iFTx/)

295
Pffft ...

Bitch was a poser
Posted by: Anna Kornikova at May 14, 2024 12:06 PM (TTAGa)

+++++

We all know the real queen
Posted by: Gabriela Sabatini at May 14, 2024 12:08 PM (ogTiX)

(Starts crying as usual)

Posted by: Jennifer Capriati at May 14, 2024 12:10 PM (84PaW)

296
Like...you were being pressured to not like it? What is going on here?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 14, 2024 12:05 PM (GBKbO)



It's like that commercial about depression. There's the black kid with his black friends and the kid is depressed.

"Man, what's up with this depression stuff? That's a WHITE people thing......"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 14, 2024 12:11 PM (Zz0t1)

297 The through line from antebellum Democrat slave owners to today’s Democrat slave owners is that the slaves were the original foreigners “doing jobs Americans won’t do”.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 14, 2024 12:11 PM (3cXfB)

298 Yes he is pressured as a black person not to like it. By other black people.

I always say that we will never be united until ‘acting white’ is not an insult in the black community.
Posted by: polynikes at May 14, 2024 12:09 PM (MNhXM)

It kind of is White People's fault.

Kid can't like HP because the other black kids will beat the shit out of him, and then Principal Karen will call in his Momma to say he has been "getting in fights in school", so he'll get his ass whupped by Momma, too.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 14, 2024 12:11 PM (+yhUM)

299 I always say that we will never be united until ‘acting white’ is not an insult in the black community.
Posted by: polynikes at May 14, 2024 12:09 PM (MNhXM)

Or “being a cocoanut” in the Hispanic community.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 14, 2024 12:12 PM (84PaW)

300 I don't mind having all the black and brown folks in TV commercials and other ads like at the bank or at the gas station.

I do mind that they are all fake ass mofos and never show a hood rat, a mack daddy or some bling bling be all over dey asses or Paco with his low rider throwin gangs signs at his fellow Nortenos.

Just keepin it realz yo.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 14, 2024 12:12 PM (IebSC)

301 252 >WTF is a rotary hunger strike?
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a bunch of leftwing poseurs take turns not eating for an hour, and call it a hunger strike

Posted by: Don Black at May 14, 2024 12:01 PM (/7KEl)
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Is this the one similar to a relay race but instead of a baton they pass a mayonnaise jar?

Posted by: Ciampino - We have ketchup at May 14, 2024 12:12 PM (qfLjt)

302 Man you guys are behind the times. There has been dozens of tennis hotties since those gals last handled some balls.

Posted by: polynikes at May 14, 2024 12:12 PM (MNhXM)

303 Stupidest headline of all times?

https://shorturl.at/qrCJM

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 14, 2024 12:13 PM (L/fGl)

304 I don't know about anyone else here, but when it comes to war with Russia, I'll take a pass on that.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 14, 2024 12:13 PM (pohLc)

305 NOOD!!

Posted by: Doof at May 14, 2024 12:13 PM (ignRF)

306 We all know the real queen
Posted by: Gabriela Sabatini at May 14, 2024 12:08 PM (ogTiX)



*sniff sniff*


Huh? What?!?
Posted by: Jennifer Capriati at May 14, 2024 12:09 PM (Zz0t1)



Pfffft! I even made a tennis movie!

Posted by: Carling Bassett at May 14, 2024 12:13 PM (V5BDR)

307 That's true too. Personally, I'm against that -- but even I am getting sick and tired of every show, every advertisement, every single thing being nothing but people who not only don't look like me, but are deliberately stuck in my face as not being like me. I date outside my race more than inside it, but if I see another fake biracial couple shoved in my face by Madison Ave or Hollywood, I'm gonna puke.
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 14, 2024 12:03 PM (iFTx/)

=======

HBO did a limited Harry Potter game show (hosted by Helen Mirren) that I saw a very small slice of.

They were introducing one of the contestants, a black guy (probably gay considering his voice). He went on about how he wanted to make it okay for black people to like Harry Potter.

Like...you were being pressured to not like it? What is going on here?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 14, 2024 12:05 PM (GBKbO)
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Yea he was pressured into not liking it. By himself. These fools erect their own barriers to entry to certain activities that otherwise would welcome them. Then they bitch and moan about it.

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 14, 2024 12:13 PM (iFTx/)

308 Stupidest headline of all times?

https://shorturl.at/qrCJM
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 14, 2024 12:13 PM (L/fGl)
++++
It might be a contender.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 14, 2024 12:13 PM (d04cU)

309 Oli London
@OliLondonTV
Turkish President Erdogan says calling Hamas terrorists is “upsetting.”
“I never see Hamas as a terror organization.”
Erdogan has also said Turkey is treating Hamas members in their hospitals.
“In my country right now more than 1000 members of Hamas are in our hospitals.”

-
That's our ally, Turkey.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 14, 2024 12:06 PM (L/fGl)

And a former close ally of Israel.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 14, 2024 12:14 PM (84PaW)

310 Posted by: Gabriela Sabatini at May 14, 2024 12:08 PM (ogTiX)

You're talking about me, aren't you?

Posted by: Simona Halep before breast reduction surgery at May 14, 2024 12:14 PM (wGerL)

311 Pfffft! I even made a tennis movie!
Posted by: Carling Bassett at May 14, 2024 12:13 PM (V5BDR)

So what! So did I.

Posted by: Zombie Bert Convy at May 14, 2024 12:14 PM (V5BDR)

312 299 I always say that we will never be united until ‘acting white’ is not an insult in the black community.
Posted by: polynikes at May 14, 2024 12:09 PM (MNhXM)

Or “being a cocoanut” in the Hispanic community.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 14, 2024 12:12 PM (84PaW)

+++++

Why do we have to be united? Let my Oulu peeps live their lives of pallor in peace.

Posted by: Gabriela Sabatini at May 14, 2024 12:15 PM (ogTiX)

313 Pfffft! I even made a tennis movie!
Posted by: Carling Bassett at May 14, 2024 12:13 PM (V5BDR)

Not only did I play tennis but I was the original Wonder Woman!

Posted by: Cathy Lee Crosby at May 14, 2024 12:15 PM (84PaW)

314 Then they bitch and moan about it.
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 14, 2024 12:13 PM (iFTx/)

It's cheap grace.

"Hey, i like this". "Cool, me too". No one is special. No one has the upper hand.

But if i can Break Barriers and Overcome Adversity, well, gosh dammit, then i might actually Be Somebody.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 14, 2024 12:15 PM (+yhUM)

315 The WNBA not only has a terrible product infested with terrible people, they are also the dumbest people on the planet with no marketing sense whatsoever. The last WNBA marketing promo I saw -- it was all over NYC -- was glamour shots of the players all decked out like models. It was cringe.
Posted by: Elric Blade
=====
The WNBA is an affirmative action league and what currently matters is skin color and sexual preference, not talent. Probably will lock into a doom cycle when the trans decide to grab that cheese displacing real women.

Posted by: whig at May 14, 2024 12:15 PM (Z+tXy)

316 I don't keep up with the basketballs, but are womens hoop diameters and ball sizes the same as mens?

Because that seems sort of important if you're going to make records unisexual when a girl breaks one.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Don't be too sad, Steve Buscemi donated his acting talent to elect Biden at May 14, 2024 12:15 PM (+402B)

317 They were introducing one of the contestants, a black guy (probably gay considering his voice). He went on about how he wanted to make it okay for black people to like Harry Potter.
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Also I assume he was paid to say that. Which is pretty funny big-picture wise.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Don't be too sad, Steve Buscemi donated his acting talent to elect Biden at May 14, 2024 12:16 PM (+402B)

318 I never asked anybody's permission to like Soul Train.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 14, 2024 12:17 PM (+yhUM)

319 nood

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Don't be too sad, Steve Buscemi donated his acting talent to elect Biden at May 14, 2024 12:17 PM (+402B)

320 But…but…but…I have a tennis movie!!!

Posted by: Zendaya at May 14, 2024 12:18 PM (84PaW)

321 ‘Acting white’ of course is all the positive aspects and interests of white culture.

Acting white also includes not making trailer trash and white dregs on society heroes. I would be very satisfied if just that one ‘acting white’ aspect was adopted by the black community.

( exception is the embrace of mafia characters by whites. I hate that . )

Posted by: polynikes at May 14, 2024 12:18 PM (MNhXM)

322 Posted by: Moron Robbie - Don't be too sad, Steve Buscemi donated his acting talent to elect Biden at May 14, 2024 12:15 PM (+402B)

Ball is smaller. Hoop same size.

Posted by: polynikes at May 14, 2024 12:19 PM (MNhXM)

323 277
Erdogan has also said Turkey is treating Hamas members in their hospitals.
“In my country right now more than 1000 members of Hamas are in our hospitals.”

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 14, 2024 12:06 PM (L/fGl)
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Wounded? Aim better IDF.

Posted by: Ciampino - Pork rinds for Hamas! at May 14, 2024 12:23 PM (qfLjt)

324 Damn people run out of a thread like a bomb threat when a hood is called.

Posted by: polynikes at May 14, 2024 12:23 PM (MNhXM)

325 I assume those are leaked NATO military plans. Given that NATO is the one antagonizing Russia and peace could be had if they merely stopped.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 14, 2024 12:05 PM (nR2nR)
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An assumption not backed by Russia's activity over the last 20 or so years. Easy to say and perhaps hope, not justified by the facts on the ground. Germany was willing to gut its entire industrial footprint because they finally realized what Russia was about.

Posted by: Black JEM at May 14, 2024 12:28 PM (GZYu7)

326 I think the public tends to discount these scandals on the theory that "both sides do it" and both sides exaggerate this stuff.

LIVs say that.

People who's eyes are open understand that the two sides are the uniparty and us. Different factions of the uniparty do these things and we have to wonder how the uniparty benefits from them. I suspect it is the increase in chaos and distrust that they seek to foster as it prevents the people from forming a whole to oppose them.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 14, 2024 12:34 PM (nR2nR)

327 Vote for Trump and we burn the country down!

Also, Trump will collude with Putin and one of the sides in the ME - probably the filthy Jews, but not the ones who contribute to our campaigns - to start WW3 and kill off all humanity - and not just the 90% we're planning on killing off with our Chinese Ebola. -- also the Left

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 14, 2024 12:38 PM (nR2nR)

328 Latinos are internally diverse and counting on them to act like a monolith is poor plan.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 14, 2024 12:17 PM (d04cU)


They'd have to know a "Latino" other than an anointed member of the uniparty to know that. I suppose one of their Latinos could tell them that but who listens to those people.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 14, 2024 12:41 PM (nR2nR)

329 Yeah, the equal outcomes ideal of equity...

Imagine how dreary a football game would be if it was known in advance that the score would be tied, regardless of how diligently or how slack-a-daisily anybody played. That would pretty much be the end of any interest in sports.

That's the Equity view for everything - dreary, lackadaisical, frustrating, and ultimately enraging. That's why everything socialistic dies in anger.

Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at May 14, 2024 01:19 PM (TOe+Q)

330 274 Germany could bring back conscription for all 18-year-olds amid fears of an all-out NATO war with Russia, leaked military plans reveal.

Yeah, just what we want to see. Operation Barbarosa in reverse. With Nukes.

Posted by: Mike at May 14, 2024 03:22 PM (4P09a)

331 Maybe they should tell them that the Democrats were the ones who owned Slaves and founded the KKK

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at May 14, 2024 04:23 PM (wGqjj)

332 The VA is majority run by and for blacks. No wonder it is such a complete and utter mess and embraces DEI so completely.

Posted by: Fred at May 14, 2024 05:51 PM (bXvrr)

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