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Vtuber Music Video of the Day



Today it's Fujikura Uruka's violin rendition of Pippa the Rippa.

Sounds catchy? You want to listen to the original? Well, you can't. It died.





Disclaimer: It died of moider.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at 05:11 AM




Comments

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1 G'Day everyone

Posted by: Skip at May 10, 2024 04:13 AM (fwDg9)

2 yay

Posted by: m at May 10, 2024 04:14 AM (o3SCB)

3 Morning, 'rons and 'ettes.

Posted by: olddog in mo at May 10, 2024 04:15 AM (ju2Fy)

4 All of the people reversing the Apple ad and posting it are giving Apple free advertising. It is funny, tho.

Posted by: m at May 10, 2024 04:16 AM (o3SCB)

5 Apple has apologised for its ad introducing the new iPad Pro



We are sorry that some people may have been offended.

Posted by: Miklos from the Apple Crisis Communication Team at May 10, 2024 04:16 AM (Mxkdu)

6 If someone can take your ad and produce a gem just by running it in reverse you might want to reconsider your entire existence.

Reversed ad was awesome.

Posted by: olddog in mo at May 10, 2024 04:18 AM (ju2Fy)

7 I didn't know at the time that they were built by different companies.


We stand by the quality of our work.

Posted by: MiklosCorp Macedonia S.r.o.o at May 10, 2024 04:19 AM (Mxkdu)

8 Evening and morning to all! Friday = a consummation devoutly to be wished! In poorer news, the supposed "less hot" weather the local TV mavens promised has not materialized; it's 81 F., heat index of 90. At 3 am. Ain't that charming.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 10, 2024 04:19 AM (omVj0)

9 If only somebody made products with Apple's advantages compared to Microsoft, without the excessive markup and woke-ass bullshit.

Posted by: MiklosCorp plans an IPO during Happy Hour at May 10, 2024 04:22 AM (Mxkdu)

10 Ain't that charming.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere

Friday

I think it is spelled gumbeaux

Posted by: Miklos recalls tres vaguelyment at May 10, 2024 04:23 AM (Mxkdu)

11 OpenAI is considering allowing people to use ChatGPT to create porn.

"Show me Greta Thunberg being violated by three gas pump nozzles."

Posted by: the tamest and most legal request they'll get at May 10, 2024 04:24 AM (DgGvY)

12 I wonder what breaking news awaits us today.....The most trusted news channel on your cable....or watching " The View"
(who has cable anymore?)

Posted by: Colin at May 10, 2024 04:29 AM (/z/eU)

13 "Show me Greta Thunberg being violated by three gas pump nozzles."
Posted by: the tamest and most legal request they'll get

That is MONEYS

Posted by: NPT broker Miklos at May 10, 2024 04:29 AM (Mxkdu)

14 (who has cable anymore?)
Posted by: Colin

Fewer than yesterday

Posted by: Miklos at the scrap metal place, no questions asked at May 10, 2024 04:31 AM (Mxkdu)

15 >>>OpenAI is considering allowing people to use ChatGPT to create porn. (The Guardian)

In time for the US elections? (Erections for the elections.)

Posted by: m at May 10, 2024 04:38 AM (o3SCB)

16 I live in a place with Fire ants.

Almost impossible to get rid of.

So to avoid an Ants in the Pants situation, one has got to go.

Except that "pants" is plural.

Dammit AGAIN

Posted by: Miklos, aspiring Bluesman lyricist at May 10, 2024 04:43 AM (Mxkdu)

17 OpenAI is considering allowing people to use ChatGPT to create porn. (The Guardian)


Shorter article. "We're not making enough money."

Posted by: Buzzion at May 10, 2024 04:46 AM (ta/kn)

18 If St. Greta was being AI raped by Tesla charging cables, would that be ok?

Posted by: Jamaica at May 10, 2024 04:48 AM (IG7T0)

19 OpenAI is considering allowing people to use ChatGPT to create porn. (The Guardian)

Admitted into evidence

Way ahead of you

Posted by: Judge "Stormy" Merchan (gonna be RICH!) at May 10, 2024 04:49 AM (Mxkdu)

20 NYC sports gobbling on the Ranger knob is bad, but, not so bad as when they fellate the Knickerbocker

Posted by: Jamaica at May 10, 2024 04:49 AM (IG7T0)

21 Mornin'

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at May 10, 2024 04:50 AM (pLaQB)

22 Mornin'
Posted by: Puddleglum

Almost lunch time in Budapest you lazy American.

Posted by: Unjudgemental Miklos at May 10, 2024 04:54 AM (Mxkdu)

23 We are make the fresh tortillas on our ample thighs

Posted by: the few Guatemalan grandmas still in Guatemala at May 10, 2024 04:57 AM (Mxkdu)

24 >>>If St. Greta was being AI raped by Tesla charging cables, would that be ok?
Posted by: Jamaica at May 10, 2024 04:48 AM (IG7T0)

It would be symbolic or a metaphor for the death wish of the West.

The first preeminent civilization to commit suicide willingly.

Posted by: hart at May 10, 2024 05:02 AM (Or35E)

25 https://elizabethnickson.substack.com the 2024 protests are not 2020s campaign
https://tinyurl.com/yxazee8s

Posted by: Skip at May 10, 2024 05:04 AM (fwDg9)

26 The first preeminent civilization to commit suicide willingly.
Posted by: hart

I'm sorry Dave, I can't do that

Posted by: Miklos and the Clever Hungarians just totally hacked AI at May 10, 2024 05:05 AM (Mxkdu)

27 https://tinyurl.com/yxazee8s
Posted by: Skip

I rate this as TRUE

Posted by: Miklos used to study such things, and even got good grades at May 10, 2024 05:07 AM (Mxkdu)

28 The cultures that survive the Marxist West's sliced will not look kindly on its main proponents: women and gays.

Posted by: Jamaica at May 10, 2024 05:09 AM (IG7T0)

29 22 Mornin'
Posted by: Puddleglum

Almost lunch time in Budapest you lazy American.
Posted by: Unjudgemental Miklos



(Looks at clock) 0911GMT.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at May 10, 2024 05:12 AM (pLaQB)

30 Gay women?

Is this a joke? Oh yeah, those

*taps another keg, saves civilization*

Posted by: Fratboys for Freedom at May 10, 2024 05:12 AM (Mxkdu)

31
Posted by: Miklos and the Clever Hungarians just totally hacked AI

Talking about getting hacked... the Boy Scouts of America kept a database of sexual abusers. How come shit like that and the 'Epstein list' never get hacked and released to the public? I asked my legal firm for a name off of it and they claim it is 'confidential'.

It's pretty clear who my legal firm is actually working for and it's not me.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 10, 2024 05:13 AM (RKVpM)

32 (Looks at clock) 0911GMT.
Posted by: Puddleglum

11:12 hours, elvtars

https://csopak.hu/hu/content/strand-webkamera

Posted by: Miklos adds a nice lake pic at May 10, 2024 05:15 AM (Mxkdu)

33 Link was in a comments on Neo

Posted by: Skip at May 10, 2024 05:15 AM (fwDg9)

34 In Babylon DC newz- The Wizards and Capitols are not moving to the Virginia burbs, to the surprise of no one. A negotiation tactic. The NoVA's Coven of Karens would never have aloud it.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at May 10, 2024 05:17 AM (pLaQB)

35 Friyay!

I got an email from Dell yesterday, they had a breach and customer's name addresses and what you ordered have been taken. Look out for scammers that know an awful lot about any Dell gear you own.

Posted by: CanuckJack at May 10, 2024 05:19 AM (1cCGi)

36 The "creative types" who have a problem with the iPad ad are whiny bitches.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 10, 2024 05:19 AM (P9xGM)

37 DbZ-- (not to diminish or disregard your situation, not at all!)

Remember when the Hadley CRU's emails were hacked?
"OH! That was illegal! OMG, those were *private* messages! Blahblahblah..."

Remember when Sarah Palin's emails were hacked?
"OH! But it's the *content* that matters! OMG, she's de debbil!!!!111!!!1"

You know that nothing will happen.

I'm so sorry. You do (at least!) deserve justice, if not full-blown retaliation.

Posted by: JQ at May 10, 2024 05:20 AM (njWTi)

38 Lol Puddle, can those DC teams be any more unwanted. Why not still be called the Redskins and Bullets.

Posted by: hart at May 10, 2024 05:25 AM (Or35E)

39 hiya

Posted by: JT at May 10, 2024 05:25 AM (T4tVD)

40 I live in a place with Fire ants.

Almost impossible to get rid of.


1) Electricity - the lining of the tunnels makes great conductors. Stand back after plunging electrode in, though.

2) Water - lots of - … plus, dish soap. They have a much harder time making a flood ball when the water is sudsy.

Best of luck. Those buggers be nasty.

Posted by: Adriane the Speciesist Critic . . . at May 10, 2024 05:26 AM (4Winp)

41 Stand back after plunging electrode in, though.




Hell, I learnt that with some of Darleen's "toys".

Posted by: Miklos, always the hard way at May 10, 2024 05:29 AM (Mxkdu)

42
I'm so sorry. You do (at least!) deserve justice, if not full-blown retaliation.

Posted by: JQ at May 10, 2024 05:20 AM


I'd at least want to investigate the individual, see if still alive. Probably not I would imagine. But at least there's some closure in that. The Boy Scouts should have gotten the police involved but all they did is fire the dude and put his name on a list.

Sorta like how when someone goes off in some terror event the FBI has the name on a list. Big deal. America 2.0 sucks to be a victim.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 10, 2024 05:30 AM (RKVpM)

43 35 Friyay!

I got an email from Dell yesterday, they had a breach and customer's name addresses and what you ordered have been taken. Look out for scammers that know an awful lot about any Dell gear you own.
Posted by: CanuckJack at May 10, 2024 05:19 AM (1cCGi)

Thanks, CanuckJack!

Posted by: m at May 10, 2024 05:32 AM (o3SCB)

44 The Caps had a decent run but are on there way down. The Bullets (Wizards is gay) have sucked for a very long time and will continue to do so. I'm a 'Burgh ex-pat so I look at this with amusement.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at May 10, 2024 05:34 AM (pLaQB)

45 Thanks, CanuckJack!
Posted by: m

That's a fact, CanuckJack!

Posted by: Miklos, John Candy and Bill Murray join the Army, hilarity ensues at May 10, 2024 05:34 AM (Mxkdu)

46 Sorta like how when someone goes off in some terror event the FBI has the name on a list. Big deal. America 2.0 sucks to be a victim.
-----------

IF da guv wanted these a-holes gone, they'd publish their lists and let come what may. You know, like the old "wanted" posters.

But nooooo.

Again: I'm so sorry. Sucks that you won't get any justice or closure or.. be able to go back in time & let it not happen in the first place.

Yeah, America is gone. It ain't even "two-point-oh" it's just fking *gone*

Posted by: JQ at May 10, 2024 05:36 AM (njWTi)

47 Another $20 donation and we will WIN!

Posted by: the Washington Republican-Generals at May 10, 2024 05:36 AM (Mxkdu)

48 Going to be a rainy cool weekend, but at least it's the weekend
TGIF
Forward Dog 9 out

Posted by: Skip at May 10, 2024 05:38 AM (fwDg9)

49 Another $20 donation and we will WIN!
---------

With TEN TIMES MATCH!!!!

Posted by: JQ at May 10, 2024 05:38 AM (njWTi)

50 Forward Dog 9 out
Posted by: Skip

AND TO BED

Posted by: Auntie Mi9klos and "Uncle" Eugene at May 10, 2024 05:41 AM (Mxkdu)

51 Puddle, your absolved for the DC, lol. What do you think about Russel or Fields?

Posted by: hart at May 10, 2024 05:41 AM (Or35E)

52 youtube.com/watch?v=RlV-ZFyVH3c

Posted by: JQ at May 10, 2024 05:41 AM (njWTi)

53 All of the people reversing the Apple ad and posting it are giving Apple free advertising. It is funny, tho.
Posted by: m


Please step into the pressure chamber, thank you.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 10, 2024 05:41 AM (IG4Id)

54 Please step into the pressure chamber, thank you.
Posted by: weft cut-loop

What, I look like Spock?

Posted by: Miklos has one point, but head not ears at May 10, 2024 05:44 AM (Mxkdu)

55 When I wake up, it'll be Friday (don't care what the actual time is now-- it's still Thursday night until I go to bed, LOL)

G'night, horde. May your dreams be sweet & all your sorrows wash away

Posted by: JQ at May 10, 2024 05:45 AM (njWTi)

56 Have a good one and stay safe Skip !

Posted by: JT at May 10, 2024 05:47 AM (T4tVD)

57
An interesting thing about the Boy Scouts of America 'list' is that they expected about 10,000 former scouts to come forward with claim of abuse of a sexual nature. Instead, almost 90,000 made claim. Some bogus ones were discounted but last I checked there were 80,000 legit.

So just how many names are on the BSA 'confidential' list - 10,000?

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 10, 2024 05:47 AM (RKVpM)

58 'Nite JQ !

Posted by: JT at May 10, 2024 05:48 AM (T4tVD)

59 What, I look like Spock?
Posted by: Miklos has one point,


Live long and prospect.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 10, 2024 05:53 AM (IG4Id)

60 Speaking of damages:

@BIZPACReview 11m
Black Lives Matter group sues massive liberal foundation claiming ‘egregious mismanagement’ of $33 million in funds

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 10, 2024 05:54 AM (IG4Id)

61 53 All of the people reversing the Apple ad and posting it are giving Apple free advertising. It is funny, tho.
Posted by: m

Please step into the pressure chamber, thank you.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 10, 2024 05:41 AM (IG4Id)

wut

Posted by: m at May 10, 2024 05:57 AM (o3SCB)

62 >>>So just how many names are on the BSA 'confidential' list - 10,000?
Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 10, 2024 05:47 AM (RKVpM)

Now let's do the public schools.

Posted by: hart at May 10, 2024 05:57 AM (Or35E)

63 57 last I checked there were 80,000 legit
Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 10, 2024 05:47 AM (RKVpM)

How do you check that? If you don't mind my asking.

Posted by: m at May 10, 2024 06:00 AM (o3SCB)

64 Public schools are child molesting factories. But let's talk about the Boy Scouts and Catholic schools.

Posted by: hart at May 10, 2024 06:02 AM (Or35E)

65
Now let's do the public schools.

Posted by: hart at May 10, 2024 05:57 AM


My idea for school choice is simple; the taxpayer who actually pays for schools gets a check list along with the tax bill and decides who gets his 'share' of the money. Hate the public schools - defund them. Send the money to Catholic schools instead, for instance.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 10, 2024 06:04 AM (RKVpM)

66 So just how many names are on the BSA 'confidential' list




All women must register for the Draft and have PSA tests.

At no cost

Posted by: Miklos anti-dis-mysogynistarianist at May 10, 2024 06:05 AM (Mxkdu)

67
The Boy Scouts of America believed more than 7,800 of its former leaders were involved in sexually abusing children over the course of 72 years, according to newly exposed court testimony ...

I wasn't far off.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 10, 2024 06:06 AM (RKVpM)

68
How do you check that? If you don't mind my asking.

Posted by: m at May 10, 2024 06:00 AM


As part of a settlement with more than 82,000 survivors of abuse, the BSA will pay out $2.4 billion from a Victims Compensation Trust that was established by the court during its bankruptcy reorganization.

From CNN Thu April 20, 2023

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 10, 2024 06:08 AM (RKVpM)

69 68
How do you check that? If you don't mind my asking.

Posted by: m at May 10, 2024 06:00 AM

As part of a settlement with more than 82,000 survivors of abuse, the BSA will pay out $2.4 billion from a Victims Compensation Trust that was established by the court during its bankruptcy reorganization.

From CNN Thu April 20, 2023
Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 10, 2024 06:08 AM (RKVpM)

Thanks!

Posted by: m at May 10, 2024 06:09 AM (o3SCB)

70 Strength and guidance

A devotional based on Psalm 139: 1-12

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 10, 2024 06:10 AM (LoHD5)

71 >>>Boy Scouts organization to change its name to Scouting America (The Today Show)

That seems an unfortunate name choice. The organization will be "Scouting America" searching for ...

Posted by: m at May 10, 2024 06:12 AM (o3SCB)

72 Happy Friday

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 10, 2024 06:12 AM (ENQN6)

73 I was a Boy Scout.

If anything, we abused our Scoutmaster and Assistant Scoutmaster.

WE WANT TO CAMP MOAR! Like all the time, maybe?

Because Skool is so lame.

But they had actual day jobs and families, so we were Often Dissapoint.

Mr. Willis and Mr. Taylor, God rest you both.

Posted by: Miklos from a Troop based at a Presbyterian Church, when there were still Presbyterians at May 10, 2024 06:14 AM (Mxkdu)

74
The organization ultimately reached a settlement, approved in court in 2022, that would pay abuse victims amounts ranging from $3,500 to $2.7 million.

The settlement involves more than 82,000 men who have said they were abused as children by troop leaders while in the Boy Scouts. More than 86% of abuse survivors voted to support the agreement in bankruptcy court.


Someone really got abused for a $2.7 million dollar payout.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 10, 2024 06:15 AM (RKVpM)

75 https://tinyurl.com/4ftxh893.

Two high school students save teacher’s life:

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 10, 2024 06:15 AM (LoHD5)

76 You know what we don't know? The number of sexual assaults by public school teachers. It's in the millions.

Posted by: hart at May 10, 2024 06:15 AM (Or35E)

77 72 Happy Friday
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 10, 2024 06:12 AM (ENQN6)

Did I detect a bit of twirling, there?

Posted by: m at May 10, 2024 06:15 AM (o3SCB)

78 Lose the weirdo kiddie videos. No one cares.

Posted by: IggyPop at May 10, 2024 06:17 AM (90dpd)

79 Strength and guidance

A devotional based on Psalm 139: 1-12
Posted by: FenelonSpoke


"even there your hand will guide me,
your right hand will hold me fast."

Posted by: Miklos needs all the help He can give at May 10, 2024 06:18 AM (Mxkdu)

80
If anything, we abused our Scoutmaster and Assistant Scoutmaster.

WE WANT TO CAMP MOAR! Like all the time, maybe?

Mr. Willis and Mr. Taylor, God rest you both.

Posted by: Miklos from a Troop based at a Presbyterian Church, when there were still Presbyterians


Believe it or not my scoutmaster is still alive at 95 years of age. I did not contact him because I'd like him to go to his grave in peace, not having to feel guilty because he had to attend a meeting at summer camp while the pervert visited my troop.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 10, 2024 06:21 AM (RKVpM)

81 Did I detect a bit of twirling, there?
Posted by: m

The All-County Baton Team in traditional white boots are waiting, and warming up the pom-poms too

Posted by: Miklos nods with Approval at May 10, 2024 06:21 AM (Mxkdu)

82 It's like the pedo's left the BSA and Catholic Church and joined the Democrats.

Posted by: Jamaica at May 10, 2024 06:21 AM (IG7T0)

83 >>>Today it's Fujikura Uruka's violin rendition of Pippa the Rippa.
Sounds catchy?

Yep!

Posted by: m at May 10, 2024 06:21 AM (o3SCB)

84 Just a nice little story about kindness. This man seems to write regularly for the “inspiring stories” section of the website, “Sunny Skyz” :

https://tinyurl.com/42h7yv54

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 10, 2024 06:22 AM (LoHD5)

85 Believe it or not my scoutmaster is still alive at 95 years of age. I did not contact him because I'd like him to go to his grave in peace, not having to feel guilty because he had to attend a meeting at summer camp while the pervert visited my troop.
Posted by: Divide by Zero

One of my Sunday School teachers is 96.

We talk

Mainly about Crazy Old Mama, but still good talks.

Posted by: Miklos nods with additional Approval at May 10, 2024 06:23 AM (Mxkdu)

86
It's like the pedo's left the BSA and Catholic Church and joined the Democrats.

Posted by: Jamaica at May 10, 2024 06:21 AM


The Dems wanna 'mainstream' the reprehensible. Why are elections even close anymore? I don't get it.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 10, 2024 06:23 AM (RKVpM)

87 82 It's like the pedo's left the BSA and Catholic Church and joined the Democrats.
Posted by: Jamaica at May 10, 2024 06:21 AM (IG7T0)


Left?

Posted by: Scoutmaster Chasten at May 10, 2024 06:24 AM (PiwSw)

88 Posted by: Miklos needs all the help He can give at May 10, 2024 06:18 AM (Mxkdu

We all need help, dear one.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 10, 2024 06:24 AM (XkYcA)

89 51 Puddle, your absolved for the DC, lol. What do you think about Russel or Fields?
Posted by: hart
............................
Ok, I guess. They'll still be mediocre.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 10, 2024 06:24 AM (w+yGM)

90 It's like the pedo's left the BSA and Catholic Church and joined the Democrats Teachers Union.
Posted by: Jamaica at May 10, 2024 06:21 AM (IG7T0)

Posted by: hart at May 10, 2024 06:26 AM (Or35E)

91
This is how I ended my last correspondence to my lawyer:

One last thing, and I hope this is passed along to some representative of the Boy Scouts of America - in the final year of my Father's life, when he was diagnosed with dementia and he perhaps knew his time was near, he gave my sister his most treasured possession, his 'Order of the Arrow' sash - an image she sent me and I have stored on my computer. I let my father down. I just could never tell him that an organization that had honored him so highly was capable of letting his own son be abused without consequence.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 10, 2024 06:26 AM (RKVpM)

92 Today it's Fujikura Uruka's violin rendition of Pippa the Rippa.
Sounds catchy?

Yep!
Posted by: m

I despise this violin and each and every one of you.

https://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=401737

Posted by: Toyama Koicihi at May 10, 2024 06:29 AM (Mxkdu)

93 Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at May 10, 2024 06:29 AM (Be/+i)

94 Also Tea. Earl Grey. Hot. And off to get a refill....

Posted by: m at May 10, 2024 06:30 AM (o3SCB)

95 Hundreds of college students in TN accept Christ and are baptized. Heck of a better choice than rioting on college campuses:

https://tinyurl.com/5n7ux9nc

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 10, 2024 06:30 AM (pVT7c)

96 We all need help, dear one.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Here's a bet-

Who prays more times per day?

Choose a number between 70 and 100

Posted by: Miklos at May 10, 2024 06:31 AM (Mxkdu)

97 Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.



BACK OFF

Posted by: Lady Earl Grey at May 10, 2024 06:32 AM (Mxkdu)

98 What do you think about Russel or Fields?
Posted by: hart
............................
Ok, I guess. They'll still be mediocre.
Posted by: Puddleglum

Jane Russell and W.C. Fields would be GREAT!

Posted by: Miklosian AI makes movies at May 10, 2024 06:35 AM (Mxkdu)

99 97 Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.

I'm sorry, Jean-Luc, I can't do that.

Posted by: Replicator on NCC-1701-A, who's been networking with HAL 9000 at May 10, 2024 06:37 AM (PiwSw)

100 BACK OFF
Posted by: Lady Earl Grey at May 10, 2024 06:32 AM (Mxkdu)

STAND BACK
Posted by: Stevie Nicks

Posted by: hart at May 10, 2024 06:38 AM (Or35E)

101 Jane Russell and W.C. Fields would be GREAT!
Posted by: Miklosian AI makes movies at May 10, 2024 06:35 AM (Mxkdu)
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How about Russell Crowe and Sally Field?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at May 10, 2024 06:38 AM (Be/+i)

102 BACK OFF
Posted by: Lady Earl Grey at May 10, 2024 06:32 AM (Mxkdu)

STAND BACK
Posted by: Stevie Nicks
-----------
GET BACK

Posted by: Sir Paul McCartney at May 10, 2024 06:40 AM (Be/+i)

103 Cafe Bustelo, hotter.

Posted by: Eromero at May 10, 2024 06:40 AM (o2ZRX)

104 How about Russell Crowe and Sally Field?
Posted by: Captain Obvious,

So

Sally Field can fly, is what you're saying

Posted by: Cigar Chomping Hollywood Mikos at May 10, 2024 06:41 AM (Mxkdu)

105 NBC reported last month that climate change isn’t a top issue for voters. Last year, climate ranked 17th of 21 of important policy issues.

So about 80% of people know it is a tax and control scam with zero effect on change.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 10, 2024 06:42 AM (ENQN6)

106 I am in New Jersey today.

Gah.

Posted by: blaster at May 10, 2024 06:42 AM (iO2GT)

107 NBC reported last month that climate change isn’t a top issue for voters. Last year, climate ranked 17th of 21 of important policy issues.

So about 80% of people know it is a tax and control scam with zero effect on change.
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 10, 2024 06:42 AM (ENQN6)
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Those that have eyes to see and ears to hear.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at May 10, 2024 06:43 AM (Be/+i)

108 Cafe Bustelo, hotter.
Posted by: Eromero

Under the Miklos administration, Bustelos will be admitted to the US according to demand.

Posted by: Miklos2025! at May 10, 2024 06:44 AM (Mxkdu)

109
Climate change is real. Real lucrative that is.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 10, 2024 06:45 AM (RKVpM)

110 106 I am in New Jersey today.

Gah.

Posted by: blaster at May 10, 2024 06:42 AM (iO2GT)

LOL

Posted by: m at May 10, 2024 06:45 AM (o3SCB)

111 I am in New Jersey today.

Gah.

Posted by: blaster at May 10, 2024 06:42 AM (iO2GT)

LOL
Posted by: m at May 10, 2024 06:45 AM (o3SCB)
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Depends on the part of Jersey. Avoid Camden.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at May 10, 2024 06:46 AM (Be/+i)

112 I am in New Jersey today.

Gah.

Posted by: blaster

What exit?

Posted by: Joe Pispoklos at May 10, 2024 06:47 AM (Mxkdu)

113 Climate change is real. Real lucrative that is.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 10, 2024 06:45 AM (RKVpM)
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Algore came to the climate movement to do good - and did very well.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at May 10, 2024 06:47 AM (Be/+i)

114 107 NBC reported last month that climate change isn’t a top issue for voters. Last year, climate ranked 17th of 21 of important policy issues.

So about 80% of people know it is a tax and control scam with zero effect on change.
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 10, 2024 06:42 AM (ENQN6)
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Those that have eyes to see and ears to hear.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at May 10, 2024 06:43 AM (Be/+i)
This is how a guy feels when he finds out his wife’s been going to bed with his business partner for years.

Posted by: Eromero at May 10, 2024 06:48 AM (o2ZRX)

115 Under the Miklos administration, Bustelos will be admitted to the US according to demand.
Posted by: Miklos2025! at May 10, 2024 06:44 AM (Mxkdu)
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Your hash puts me in mind of Mr. Mxyzptlk.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at May 10, 2024 06:48 AM (Be/+i)

116 Algore came to the climate movement to do good - and did very well.
Posted by: Captain Obvious

Hmmm

Churchill or Oscar Wilde?

Well done

Posted by: Winston Spencer Miklos at May 10, 2024 06:50 AM (Mxkdu)

117 Henya is carrying a little blue spade.

🤷‍♀️

Posted by: m at May 10, 2024 06:50 AM (o3SCB)

118 mornin yall

An Atlanta advocacy group has rolled out a free Uber rides program to help protect immigrants from deportation

“We also wanted to do something that could help alleviate some of the high anxiety and high pressure” that unlicensed immigrants feel when they get behind the wheel of a car. says Berenice Rodriguez, of Asian Americans Advancing Justice-Atlanta"


Are you a law abiding citizen with a valid driver's license and pay for insurance on your vehicle? Do you feel like a sucker yet?

Posted by: fd at May 10, 2024 06:51 AM (vFG9F)

119 Good Morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear into the heart of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 10, 2024 06:52 AM (u82oZ)

120 Hilldog:

Propaganda is not education. Propaganda, whether it’s TikTok or in the classroom, is actually the opposite of education. Anybody who is teaching in a university or anyone who is putting content on social media should be held responsible for what they include and what they exclude.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 10, 2024 06:52 AM (ENQN6)

121 119 Good Morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear into the heart of killjoy leftists everywhere.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 10, 2024 06:52 AM (u82oZ)

That's the plan!

Posted by: m at May 10, 2024 06:52 AM (o3SCB)

122 Have the kind of day today that your friends will remember for years.

Posted by: Eromero at May 10, 2024 06:52 AM (o2ZRX)

123 Under the Miklos administration, Bustelos will be admitted to the US according to demand.
Posted by: Miklos2025! at May 10, 2024 06:44 AM (Mxkdu)
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Your hash puts me in mind of Mr. Mxyzptlk.
Posted by: Captain Obvious,

Mexican Weathergirls may be imported Duty Free, due to Emergencies of various sorts.

Posted by: Presidente El Mikloso at May 10, 2024 06:54 AM (Mxkdu)

124 "Have the kind of day today that your friends will remember for years.
Posted by: Eromero"

It's raining out there. No nude gardening for me.

Posted by: fd at May 10, 2024 06:54 AM (vFG9F)

125 Those that have eyes to see and ears to hear.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at May 10, 2024 06:43 AM (Be/+i)
This is how a guy feels when he finds out his wife’s been going to bed with his business partner for years.
Posted by: Eromero at May 10, 2024 06:48 AM (o2ZRX)

UK could make its 2035 CO2 goals by reducing private jet use by half. I bet it is around 25% here in US.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 10, 2024 06:54 AM (ENQN6)

126 Churchill or Oscar Wilde?

Well done
Posted by: Winston Spencer Miklos at May 10, 2024 06:50 AM (Mxkdu)
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Hawaii Five-0.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at May 10, 2024 06:54 AM (Be/+i)

127 Under the Miklos administration, Bustelos will be admitted to the US according to demand.
Posted by: Miklos2025! at May 10, 2024 06:44 AM (Mxkdu)
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Your hash puts me in mind of Mr. Mxyzptlk.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at May 10, 2024 06:48 AM (Be/+i)
---
Now try saying that backwards...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 10, 2024 06:54 AM (BpYfr)

128
Asian Americans Advancing Justice-Atlanta

Something surprising I noticed in the campus Jew hating protests was the number of Asian women on the Hamas side. Should I have been surprised?

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 10, 2024 06:54 AM (RKVpM)

129 I don't take anyone who thinks "Climate Change" is real to a rigorous thinker.

Posted by: hart at May 10, 2024 06:54 AM (Or35E)

130 Byeee...

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at May 10, 2024 06:55 AM (Be/+i)

131 Mexican Weathergirls may be imported Duty Free, due to Emergencies of various sorts.
Posted by: Presidente El Mikloso at May 10, 2024 06:54 AM (Mxkdu)

The weather channel girl with her perfect weather curl
Is talking cold, cold, cold
You can't get out of bed, you can't remember what you said
You're feeling old, old, old

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 10, 2024 06:55 AM (ENQN6)

132 Have the kind of day today that your friends will remember for years.
Posted by: Eromero

*checks Merriam-Webster*

More or less understands the "friend" concept

Needs context

Posted by: Miklos recites John Donne at May 10, 2024 06:57 AM (Mxkdu)

133 "World told to brace for 'severe geomagnetic storm' TODAY - the first in nearly 20 years - with feds warning power grids, cell networks and GPS satellites could be hit"

Oh boy, this is gonna be great!

Posted by: fd at May 10, 2024 06:57 AM (vFG9F)

134 I'm a member of AAAAAAA. Asian Americans Against Antipathy Against Asian Americans.

Posted by: hart at May 10, 2024 06:58 AM (Or35E)

135 Want to the Grade school last night to see 46 kindergartners sing and gyrate / gesture to song about going to the Zoo. Cute. Cuteness overlord.

There were 150 people in the gym, sometimes four generations of family watching. Lots of supportive clapping.

They even had a techno song that involved sweeping hand gestures, but no singing. They sang:
Going to the Zoo
Alice the Camel
Penguin Polka
I Can's Spell hippopotamus
Sally the Snake. and
The Lion Sleeps Tonight.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 10, 2024 06:59 AM (u82oZ)

136 "It also could 'wipe out the internet' for some, scientists further warned"

*plays drum solo*

Posted by: fd at May 10, 2024 07:00 AM (vFG9F)

137

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at May 10, 2024 07:01 AM (X4yCj)

138 I'm a member of AAAAAAA. Asian Americans Against Antipathy Against Asian Americans.
Posted by: hart


Hold on.. I gotta write that one down...

Posted by: Lady gaaagaaaa at May 10, 2024 07:01 AM (IG4Id)

139 Ack. Lately I have been sleeping most of the night. This cannot stand.

I watched both Eurovision prelims so you don't have too. When I say the contestants on American Idol look perfectly normal compared to what I saw in Eurovision I'm saying something. All the Eurovision performances are exactly the same, contain a lot of writhing around on the ground, are gay as fuck and are the clearest indication todate that Islam is going to take over the place and cut their heads off.

Posted by: Lost in Space at May 10, 2024 07:02 AM (GiKHE)

140
g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 10, 2024 07:02 AM (bEb2S)

141 Your hash puts me in mind of Mr. Mxyzptlk.
Posted by: Captain Obvious,

That was stolen from the made up vocabulary of Mad Magazine.

Posted by: Miklos has freckles an a what? me worry? attitude at May 10, 2024 07:02 AM (Mxkdu)

142 As befitting their performance I wore my Snoopy Rush Hour tie and my sports jacket with the patches on the elbows. The two kindergarten girls that invited me wanted me to dress up.

Been years since I wore a tie. I have a great collection, from when my job was to smack lawyers around.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 10, 2024 07:02 AM (u82oZ)

143 BLM will win, it's reverse Lawfare, sue and usually the government, and they throw in the towel.

Posted by: Skip at May 10, 2024 07:03 AM (bRWyy)

144
The bulk of a total of five CMEs will collide with Earth in a glancing blow as early as midday Friday through Sunday, said NOAA.

I saw Coronal Mass Ejection open for the Weather Girls at the Spectrum in Philly.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 10, 2024 07:04 AM (RKVpM)

145 If you so fear for your life as a cop that you mag dump a homeowner because you think he is holding a gun as he opens his front door to your repeated pounding and yelling, you should not be a cop.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 10, 2024 07:04 AM (P9xGM)

146 I'm a member of AAAAAAA. Asian Americans Against Antipathy Against Asian Americans.
Posted by: hart

Always?

Posted by: Miklos from AAAAAAA at May 10, 2024 07:04 AM (Mxkdu)

147 133 Aurora Borealis may be seen as far south as Alabama this weekend. Aurora is on tour after a two week engagement working the pole at a gentlemen's social club in Roland, OK.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 10, 2024 07:04 AM (V5eKu)

148 Finally, this was my wife's first outing since she fell and broke 4 ribs. I was singing the refrain of the Lion Sleeps Tonight when she told me "No singing, Mr. Salty." That echoed my student's requests.

She got around well in a walker, and had a good time.

So a good day.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 10, 2024 07:05 AM (u82oZ)

149 I saw Coronal Mass Ejection open for the Weather Girls at the Spectrum in Philly.
Posted by: Divide by Zero

Bullshit

No concert after Hole showed up.

Posted by: Miklos was not quite there at May 10, 2024 07:06 AM (Mxkdu)

150 Eurovision performances are exactly the same, contain a lot of writhing around on the ground, are gay as fuck and are the clearest indication todate that Islam is going to take over the place and cut their heads off.
Posted by: Lost in Space


Sometimes God uses evil people to get rid of evil people.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 10, 2024 07:06 AM (P9xGM)

151 133 "World told to brace for 'severe geomagnetic storm' TODAY - the first in nearly 20 years - with feds warning power grids, cell networks and GPS satellites could be hit"

Oh boy, this is gonna be great!
Posted by: fd



THE LIVING WILL ENVY THE DEAD!!!!

(too soon?)

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 10, 2024 07:08 AM (sAmhv)

152 sue and usually the government, and they throw in the towel.
Posted by: Skip

DEFUND LAWYER TOWELS

Posted by: Miklos2027! at May 10, 2024 07:09 AM (Mxkdu)

153 "According to a NOAA forecast model, the first three CMEs could merge for form a "Cannibal CME." Cannibal CMEs form when fast-moving CMEs overtake and gobble up slower CMEs in front of them. Internal shock waves created by such CME collisions do an good job sparking geomagnetic storms when they strike Earth's magnetic field.

The Cannibal CME is expected to arrive on May 11th."

That's some Aztec end-of-the-world stuff!

Posted by: All Hail Eris at May 10, 2024 07:10 AM (FkUwd)

154 Good morning morons from moist moldy Portland

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 10, 2024 07:10 AM (+87un)

155 Oh boy, this is gonna be great!
Posted by: fd


THE LIVING WILL ENVY THE DEAD!!!!

(too soon?)
Posted by: Puddleglum,

I shall tend my garden, in the best of all possible worlds.

Posted by: Dr. Miklos Pangloss at May 10, 2024 07:10 AM (Mxkdu)

156 Have a great day, everyone.

May you exalt at every day we can control our own thoughts. And DJT is not in jail.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 10, 2024 07:11 AM (u82oZ)

157 FDA says it's preparing for a bird flu pandemic in people that could kill one in four Americans.

"COULD"

A comet could too. Or maybe a Kaiju.

Posted by: fd at May 10, 2024 07:11 AM (vFG9F)

158
Might be a good weekend to unplug any expensive electronics. If I had any expensive electronics that is.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 10, 2024 07:11 AM (RKVpM)

159 NaCly, the big kindergarten show sounds lovely. I love going to events like that. No longer having children of that age or knowing anybody with children of that age It's awkward if you go to them them so I don't.

Posted by: Lost in Space at May 10, 2024 07:11 AM (GiKHE)

160 153 Cannibal CME coming! Today, we're all Uncle Bosie.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 10, 2024 07:12 AM (V5eKu)

161
THE LIVING WILL ENVY THE DEAD!!!!

BRING OUT YOUR DEAD!

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 10, 2024 07:13 AM (RKVpM)

162 It's awkward if you go to them them so I don't.
Posted by: Lost in Space

SAYS WHO

Posted by: Preznit Joe, suddenly 40% compos mentis at May 10, 2024 07:14 AM (Mxkdu)

163 157 FDA says it's preparing for a bird flu pandemic in people that could kill one in four Americans.

"COULD"

A comet could too. Or maybe a Kaiju.
Posted by: fd



The FDA will make sure that 1 in 4 Americans die. Of something.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 10, 2024 07:14 AM (sAmhv)

164 The Cannibal CME is expected to arrive on May 11th."

That's some Aztec end-of-the-world stuff!
Posted by: All Hail Eris at May 10, 2024 07:10 AM (FkUwd)

World serves its own needs,
listen to your heart bleed dummy with the rapture and
the revered and the right, right. You vitriolic,
patriotic, slam, fight, bright light, feeling pretty
psyched.
It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 10, 2024 07:16 AM (ENQN6)

165 BRING OUT YOUR DEAD!
Posted by: Divide by Zero

I talked to the guy who owned the local Cart.

Old, wanted to retire.

So I bought the Cart.

Sold shares to all the Old Folks.

We are now fine.

Posted by: How Miklos got rich and will not get on the cart at May 10, 2024 07:17 AM (Mxkdu)

166 Lost in Space

Find a kindergartener and be their honorary grand-parent.

Or just go.
As long as you don't drive a ratty van with Free Candy written on the side, you will be OK.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 10, 2024 07:17 AM (u82oZ)

167 Boy Scouts organization to change its name to Scouting America

"Scouting Boys" would be more appropriate.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at May 10, 2024 07:19 AM (4HcMG)

168
(AP) In response to the bird flu epidemic sweeping the country the FDA has approved Strychnine as the only approved therapeutic for treatment. Any physician caught prescribing any other therapy will be stripped of their medical license and forced to work at Starbucks the remainder of their natural lives.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 10, 2024 07:19 AM (RKVpM)

169 It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.
Posted by: rhennigantx

That was probably worth some money in Athens GA in the 80s

Posted by: When the World ends, we will all know it at May 10, 2024 07:19 AM (Mxkdu)

170 The FDA will make sure that 1 in 4 Americans die. Of something.

Weak sauce.

Posted by: PolPot at May 10, 2024 07:21 AM (Or35E)

171 The only cure for bird flu is this concoction pfizer just invented yesterday. They injected some into the summer interns, and most of them were totally fine. The treatment is now mandatory for all Americans.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 10, 2024 07:21 AM (P9xGM)

172 It would be pretty cool if the CME wiped out the Bird Flu along with the Internet.

Posted by: fd at May 10, 2024 07:22 AM (vFG9F)

173 lol, & g'mornin' everyone!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 10, 2024 07:22 AM (tQtDb)

174 Birdbath status?

Posted by: Just Wondering at May 10, 2024 07:23 AM (dg+HA)

175
According to NASA, the biggest X-class flares can produce as much energy as 1 billion atomic bombs.

How much is that in elephants?

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 10, 2024 07:23 AM (RKVpM)

176

The FDA will make sure that 1 in 4 Americans die. Of something.

Posted by: Puddleglum

Election fraud machine go Brrrrrrrrr

Posted by: BifBewalski at May 10, 2024 07:23 AM (MsrgL)

177 167 Boy Scouts organization to change its name to Scouting America

"Scouting Boys" would be more appropriate.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at May 10, 2024 07:19 AM (4HcMG)

———-

When the Bush DoD secretary took over the Boy Scouts around 2008, that was my first inkling of a deep state.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at May 10, 2024 07:24 AM (lMqOO)

178 My aluminum foil underwear always gives me a rash but I suppose it's a small price to pay for not being covered with mass ejections.

Posted by: fd at May 10, 2024 07:24 AM (vFG9F)

179 FDA says it's preparing for a bird flu pandemic in people that could kill one in four Americans.

"Preparing" is the key word. If they "prepared" for a few thousand people to be "killed" by the "pandemic" then they would only need to loot fifty million from the treasury, but it they prepare for something far more grand at scale, then their demands increase by a couple orders of magnitude.

The Fe'ral Government doesn't care if you die, matter of fact, they would prefer it - they only care about the money and the power.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at May 10, 2024 07:25 AM (4HcMG)

180 Morning.

I'm at Costco. On time for my appointment. Waiting.

I honestly don't see the problem with the iPad ad. It's a little brutal but so what? "Do all of this with just this." Sounds great.

Posted by: Robert at May 10, 2024 07:26 AM (Rhdi8)

181 "Scouting Boys" would be more appropriate.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at May 10, 2024 07:19 AM (4HcMG)
———-
That was a Miklos joke from when the news of the name change was announced

And a finely aimed crack it was, too

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 10, 2024 07:31 AM (SNt/E)

182 Gonna watch one of my offspring receive a diploma for a Master's this morning. So proud.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 10, 2024 07:32 AM (dg+HA)

183 "NJ school board prez admits to having 6 wives, including 4 he met when they were 18, in civil sex abuse trial.

Camden School Advisory Board President Wasim Muhammad delved into his multiple marital relationships on the stand, which he admitted is “an exception and not the rule” and “very controversial,”

This country is so screwed.

Posted by: fd at May 10, 2024 07:36 AM (vFG9F)

184 Congrats QT.

Posted by: PolPot at May 10, 2024 07:37 AM (Or35E)

185 Camden School Advisory Board President Wasim Muhammad delved into his multiple marital relationships on the stand, which he admitted is “an exception and not the rule” and “very controversial,”

This country is so screwed.
Posted by: fd at May 10, 2024 07:36 AM (vFG9F)
===

It's Camden.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 10, 2024 07:37 AM (+87un)

186 Schools board president Muhammad, who is a minister and community activist, has six wives.

Posted by: fd at May 10, 2024 07:38 AM (vFG9F)

187 He also has 17 kids.

Posted by: fd at May 10, 2024 07:39 AM (vFG9F)

188
Schools board president Muhammad, who is a minister and community activist, has six wives.

Posted by: fd at May 10, 2024 07:38 AM


With a last name like that I'm thinking... Presbyterian?

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 10, 2024 07:40 AM (RKVpM)

189 So do their periods synch?

Posted by: Just the punchline at May 10, 2024 07:41 AM (dg+HA)

190 Skeletor having a bad day.

https://tinyurl.com/2s3j8wd9

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 10, 2024 07:42 AM (ENQN6)

191 what is up

Posted by: Don Black at May 10, 2024 07:42 AM (/7KEl)

192 How much is that in elephants?
Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 10, 2024 07:23 AM (RKVpM

12 elephants or 3 Lizzos

Posted by: A dude in MI at May 10, 2024 07:43 AM (/6GbT)

193 Peeks in.
Dang. Waaaayyyy too early.
Goes back to bed.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 10, 2024 07:43 AM (W/lyH)

194 182 Gonna watch one of my offspring receive a diploma for a Master's this morning. So proud.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 10, 2024 07:32 AM (dg+HA)

congrats

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 10, 2024 07:43 AM (ENQN6)

195 JJ's nood

Posted by: olddog in mo at May 10, 2024 07:43 AM (ju2Fy)

196 With a last name like that I'm thinking... Presbyterian?
Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 10, 2024 07:40 AM (RKVpM)

With the multiple wives probably Mormon.

Posted by: hart at May 10, 2024 07:43 AM (Or35E)

197 A community activist with 17 kids and 6 wives. He's building his own community.

Posted by: fd at May 10, 2024 07:43 AM (vFG9F)

198 192 How much is that in elephants?
Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 10, 2024 07:23 AM (RKVpM

12 elephants or 3 Lizzos
Posted by: A dude in MI at May 10, 2024 07:43 AM (/6GbT)

Bush or Forest

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 10, 2024 07:44 AM (ENQN6)

199 African or European?

Posted by: Monty Python at May 10, 2024 07:45 AM (dg+HA)

200 171 The only cure for bird flu is this concoction pfizer just invented yesterday. They injected some into the summer interns, and most of them were totally fine. The treatment is now mandatory for all Americans.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 10, 2024 07:21 AM (P9xGM)

THIS

Posted by: m at May 10, 2024 08:45 AM (o3SCB)

201 I think the аdmin of this site is really working hard in support of his site,
as here every stuff is quality baѕed material.

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