Mid-Morning Art Thread

Study in Grey
Emil Carlsen

Posted by: CBD at 09:43 AM

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1 1st?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 08, 2024 09:42 AM (9yWhg)

2 2

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 08, 2024 09:42 AM (ENQN6)

3 Hmmmm. . . . A number of pots to p*ss in.

Would hang.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 08, 2024 09:42 AM (WXNFJ)

4 It's not that greyt.

Posted by: fd at May 08, 2024 09:42 AM (CM7e9)

5 Yesss!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 08, 2024 09:43 AM (9yWhg)

6 Well done. Would hang.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 08, 2024 09:43 AM (Uxbm6)

7 Boy....sure stirs some emotions.

Posted by: BignJames at May 08, 2024 09:43 AM (AwYPR)

8 Nice still life, if monochromatic and lacking in reflections. This would definitely go on the wall.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 08, 2024 09:43 AM (CsUN+)

9 100% sure we've seen this one before because I put it on my list to acquire a copy the first time I saw it.

Posted by: Oddbob at May 08, 2024 09:43 AM (/y8xj)

10 Study in Ghey
Don Lemon

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 08, 2024 09:43 AM (ENQN6)

11 Keep studying...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 08, 2024 09:44 AM (7fElN)

12 Nice

Posted by: It's me donna at May 08, 2024 09:44 AM (Akjoo)

13 Was a sale on gray paint that week

Posted by: Skip at May 08, 2024 09:44 AM (b9Qr0)

14 Ha. It's "gray", you eurofag!

Posted by: That Guy at May 08, 2024 09:44 AM (JCZqz)

15 No boobs, no dogs, no demons with heads like a fish. Would not hang.

Posted by: fd at May 08, 2024 09:44 AM (CM7e9)

16 Would find a spot on the kitchen wall.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 08, 2024 09:44 AM (R4t5M)

17 Pot calling the Kettle Grey

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 08, 2024 09:44 AM (ENQN6)

18 Okay, I'll go with that title. Though the pot on the left is awfully close to black. And the bowl in front of it is more cream than grey.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 08, 2024 09:45 AM (J2vNu)

19 Morning.

How dreary.

Posted by: Robert at May 08, 2024 09:45 AM (0Ny4U)

20 I like how the different textures come out when color is minimized.

Posted by: Kris at May 08, 2024 09:45 AM (EwaUh)

21 More like a study in taupe.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 08, 2024 09:45 AM (Q4IgG)

22 Hmmmm. . . . A number of pots to p*ss in.

Would hang.
Posted by: Tonypete

Or bang.

Posted by: Miklos makes improvised Musics at May 08, 2024 09:45 AM (RhY13)

23 Lunchtime !

Posted by: JT at May 08, 2024 09:45 AM (T4tVD)

24
Needs a Greyhound. Not art.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 08, 2024 09:45 AM (MoZTd)

25 More like a study in taupe.
Posted by: Martini Farmer

Mauve, you homo

Posted by: Miklos the aesthete (no homo) at May 08, 2024 09:46 AM (RhY13)

26 Technically great and I can smell the dust.
Wouldn't hang and would walk by quickly if seen in art museum.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 08, 2024 09:46 AM (BOAho)

27 The pea porridge in the pot is probably grey too.

Posted by: fd at May 08, 2024 09:46 AM (CM7e9)

28 Homemade Hooch Distilling Kit

$29.49 on Amazon

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 08, 2024 09:46 AM (bo7UB)

29 From portraits of depressed Europeans to pictures of grey stuff. The art thread never fails to lift the spirit.

Actually, I like this. The gradations in the background color are subtle but lovely.

Posted by: huerfano, I'm joking at May 08, 2024 09:46 AM (VGOMa)

30 Shrimp and grits in the pot?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 08, 2024 09:47 AM (N39Ws)

31 This "Study in Grey" lacks some...anatomy.

Posted by: Miklos, nome sayin? at May 08, 2024 09:47 AM (RhY13)

32 The gradations in the background color are subtle but lovely.

Posted by: huerfano

Why is the 'b' silent in subtle?

Posted by: Tonypete at May 08, 2024 09:47 AM (WXNFJ)

33 More like a study in taupe.
Posted by: Martini Farmer

You need bushes for taupiary, not pots.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 08, 2024 09:47 AM (9yWhg)

34 Something one would see at the Red Roof Inn complimentary breakfast buffet.

Posted by: Snooty art critic at May 08, 2024 09:48 AM (dg+HA)

35 14 Ha. It's "gray", you eurofag!
Posted by: That Guy at May 08, 2024 09:44 AM (JCZqz)

Very funny. I always got 'grey' and 'gray' mixed up, myself. No longer.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 08, 2024 09:48 AM (3Hm/H)

36 This piece gives me a sense of alienation.

Alienation.

Alien Nation.

Hey, anyone remember that movie?

Oh, right, I should wait.

Posted by: Robert at May 08, 2024 09:48 AM (0Ny4U)

37 What a soft and. beautiful painting. Would hang.

Posted by: Ladyl at May 08, 2024 09:48 AM (qpPdw)

38 Homemade Hooch Distilling Kit

$29.49 on Amazon
Posted by: Cicero

Onry #1 quarity!

Posted by: Xingquo Number One Distillations Pty Ltd at May 08, 2024 09:49 AM (RhY13)

39 "Stinging rebuttal to an anti-Israel piece in American Conservative [CBD] [edited by ace]"

lol cbd btfo gf

Posted by: Oschisms at May 08, 2024 09:49 AM (JQiMb)

40 The really nice thing about this painting is that the teapot is both short AND stout...

Posted by: Muldoon at May 08, 2024 09:49 AM (l4B/J)

41 Alt title: A BOGO Sale of Grey Paint

Posted by: dantesed at May 08, 2024 09:49 AM (Oy/m2)

42 You say gray, I say grey, let's call the whole thing off.

Posted by: From some Broadway musical at May 08, 2024 09:49 AM (dg+HA)

43 This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: Dorian at May 08, 2024 09:50 AM (dg+HA)

44 I like this art. Would hang.

Posted by: BifBewalski at May 08, 2024 09:50 AM (MsrgL)

45 Stuff like this is why the best Europeans emigrated to USA.

Posted by: Cramped, But Happy In Steerage at May 08, 2024 09:50 AM (V5BDR)

46 That black pot better lay off the fried chicken for awhile, yo?

Posted by: Eromero at May 08, 2024 09:50 AM (NxC5+)

47 I'd rather study Erin Gray circa 1980

Posted by: Dagget at May 08, 2024 09:51 AM (og5mY)

48
Alt title: A BOGO Sale of Grey Paint
Posted by: dantesed at May 08, 2024 09:49 AM (Oy/m2)

__________

No battleship. Not art.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 08, 2024 09:51 AM (MoZTd)

49 The really nice thing about this painting is that the teapot is both short AND stout...
Posted by: Muldoon at May 08, 2024 09:49 AM (l4B/J)

I dunno. Seems tall to me. But quite stout.

Posted by: Robert at May 08, 2024 09:51 AM (0Ny4U)

50 The really nice thing about this painting is that the teapot is both short AND stout...
Posted by: Muldoon

I wanted to recite that as a child, but was too poor....

Posted by: Deprived Miklos at May 08, 2024 09:51 AM (RhY13)

51

Man, I'll bet that jug's so tight... Grab it by the handle and pound the glaze off it....

Posted by: Dirty Kettle at May 08, 2024 09:52 AM (hH44k)

52 Still slightly racist shades.

Posted by: Plainoldtoast at May 08, 2024 09:52 AM (ytSiK)

53 Emil Sitka>Emil Carlsen

Posted by: The Fourth Stooge at May 08, 2024 09:52 AM (V5BDR)

54 Studies in Grey ... but just the big vase is really grey. Then there is the black, the off-white, and the tans and browns. End of study.

Posted by: illiniwek at May 08, 2024 09:52 AM (Cus5s)

55 Unless there's a dog under that rag it's not art.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 08, 2024 09:52 AM (bo7UB)

56 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around.
Dang. Study in grey. I'd say he nailed it.
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 08, 2024 09:52 AM (W/lyH)

57 The kettle seems unnecessarily complex.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at May 08, 2024 09:52 AM (oXbsS)

58 Now, this I actually like.

And it reminds me of a story about a group of women in early modern London called the Grey Sisters (IIRC), who were a religious cult of some kind. It's in a book I have, but I have no time to grab it. I'll save it for Sunday.

Nice choice, CBD. Fits the weather here at Stately Poppins Manor.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at May 08, 2024 09:53 AM (Q0kLU)

59 Emil Sitka>Emil Carlsen
Posted by: The Fourth Stooge

Ben Turpin>Emil Sitka>Emil Carlsen

Posted by: Miklos, neglected Sixth Stooge at May 08, 2024 09:53 AM (RhY13)

60 I'd rather study Erin Gray circa 1980
Posted by: Dagget at May 08, 2024 09:51 AM (og5mY)

That's a bunk-worthy comment!

Posted by: Doof at May 08, 2024 09:54 AM (AnsH0)

61
How very Wyethian ...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 08, 2024 09:54 AM (xG4kz)

62 What are we studying here?

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead...Wearing Pants and Working at May 08, 2024 09:54 AM (DIB8X)

63 This could be an ad for Pottery Barn.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 08, 2024 09:54 AM (bo7UB)

64 Shrimp and grits in the pot?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 08, 2024 09:47 AM (N39Ws)

Pea porridge

Posted by: BignJames at May 08, 2024 09:54 AM (AwYPR)

65 Viewed through an anthropomorphic lens this painting appears confrontational. The tension is palpable and the threat of violence simmers just below the surface, about to boil over. The teapot is outnumbered two to one. Three to one if the bowl joins in the fracas.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 08, 2024 09:54 AM (l4B/J)

66 Anatomically correct.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at May 08, 2024 09:54 AM (w9Wax)

67 The grey paint was on sale.

Posted by: Emil Carlsen at May 08, 2024 09:54 AM (RhY13)

68 This painting I like a lot. The background gives it depth and the objects almost appear to be floating. It is engaging but not obtrusive and would be a nice painting anywhere in a house IMO. Very nice.

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at May 08, 2024 09:55 AM (206xK)

69 And how exactly did this inspire the series of S&M romance novels?

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at May 08, 2024 09:55 AM (oXbsS)

70 This was the artist's final painting. He just threw in the towel.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 08, 2024 09:55 AM (l4B/J)

71
I see no greige goods here

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 08, 2024 09:55 AM (xG4kz)

72 Why is the 'b' silent in subtle?

Posted by: Tonypete at May 08, 2024 09:47 AM

Nobody knows.

Posted by: huerfano at May 08, 2024 09:55 AM (VGOMa)

73 Alternate Title: The Entire Inventory of a Typical East German Home, ca. 1975

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 08, 2024 09:55 AM (bo7UB)

74 More like a study in taupe.
Posted by: Martini Farmer
*
Mauve, you homo
Posted by: Miklos the aesthete (no homo) at May 08, 2024

***
I would speak of the waters of my homeworld.

Posted by: Mauve'Bib of Doon at May 08, 2024 09:55 AM (J2vNu)

75 How many shades?

Posted by: reason at May 08, 2024 09:55 AM (s3On1)

76 How very Wyethian ...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot

No crippled woman drug out into a field to abuse.

Be better Andrew.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 08, 2024 09:56 AM (WXNFJ)

77 Why is the 'b' silent in subtle?

Posted by: Tonypete at May 08, 2024 09:47 AM
*
Nobody knows.
Posted by: huerfano at May 08, 2024

***
It's a fine distinction.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 08, 2024 09:56 AM (J2vNu)

78 Three to one if the bowl joins in the fracas.
Posted by: Muldoon

A superficial harmony is marred by imperceptible cracks, and could shatter at any moment.

Posted by: Percy-Miklos Dovetonsils at May 08, 2024 09:56 AM (RhY13)

79
Three to one if the bowl joins in the fracas.
Posted by: Muldoon

Come view the violence inherent in the artwork!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 08, 2024 09:56 AM (xG4kz)

80 Erin Gray appeared in The Battle of the Nipwork Stars, but Emil Sitka never did.

Posted by: TV Fax and Figgers at May 08, 2024 09:57 AM (V5BDR)

81 So, in this case, CBD gives us a pot.

Usually, it's the other way around.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 08, 2024 09:57 AM (9yWhg)

82 Wow! I hadn't heard of this artist but love this still life. The subtle, soft colors allow the composition and textures to capture the viewer's attention. I was surprised to learn Carlsen painted in the late 1800s and early 1900s. This has the power of the Low Country still lifes I enjoy so much.

Did a quick look at Carlsen's other works, especially the still lifes. They are wonderful. I need to find out more about him.

Posted by: JTB at May 08, 2024 09:57 AM (zudum)

83 Yesterday we had four naked chicks partying with Mars. Now we get pots.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 08, 2024 09:58 AM (bo7UB)

84
Pfffffft ...

-- Big Ecru

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 08, 2024 09:58 AM (xG4kz)

85 Earl Grey Tea anyone?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 08, 2024 09:58 AM (N39Ws)

86 We were promised a flagellation.
This doesn't even have Naked Guy Reflected in Teakettle.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at May 08, 2024 09:58 AM (zdLoL)

87 "Oh, you think you're so smart, Lady Jane Grey!"

Posted by: Emil Carlsen at May 08, 2024 09:59 AM (J2vNu)

88

*sniff*

Low Rent

Posted by: Groom of the Stool at May 08, 2024 09:59 AM (hH44k)

89 So, in this case, CBD gives us a pot.

Usually, it's the other way around.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

Sure kid, you can buy some pot from me.

Posted by: Professor Jennings at May 08, 2024 09:59 AM (RhY13)

90 The Harding Administration was rocked by the scandal this painting caused.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at May 08, 2024 09:59 AM (w9Wax)

91 Yesterday we had four naked chicks partying with Mars. Now we get pots.
Posted by: Cicero

Those naked chicks better get back home and start scrubbing. And there's laundry to be done, too.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 08, 2024 10:00 AM (9yWhg)

92 Viewed through an anthropomorphic lens

That's anamorphic, dammit!
And get Jimmy Stewart off those steps before he falls.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at May 08, 2024 10:00 AM (zdLoL)

93 Why is the 'b' silent in subtle?

Posted by: Tonypete at May 08, 2024 09:47 AM

Its submerged.

Posted by: JT at May 08, 2024 10:00 AM (T4tVD)

94 Is there a chicken in each pot? If not, why not?

I was told I'd have a chicken in every pot.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 08, 2024 10:00 AM (Q4IgG)

95 The "teapot" has the thing that goes up ... could be dangerous.

Posted by: illiniwek at May 08, 2024 10:01 AM (Cus5s)

96 83 Yesterday we had four naked chicks partying with Mars. Now we get pots.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 08, 2024 09:58 AM (bo7UB)

Something for the 'ettes.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 08, 2024 10:01 AM (eYoxG)

97 Yesterday we had four naked chicks partying with Mars. Now we get pots.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 08, 2024 09:58 AM (bo7UB)
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Someday CBD will just phone it in and post AI-generated art...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 08, 2024 10:01 AM (7fElN)

98
"That's the pot calling the kettle black" does not apply here.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 08, 2024 10:01 AM (xG4kz)

99 When first exhibited, this painting was panned.

Posted by: Miklos ascribes that to jealousy at May 08, 2024 10:01 AM (RhY13)

100 Is there a chicken in each pot? If not, why not?

I was told I'd have a chicken in every pot.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 08, 2024 10:00 AM (Q4IgG)

Better check to see if the artist has a car in his garage.

Posted by: Robert at May 08, 2024 10:02 AM (0Ny4U)

101 @4

>>It's not that greyt.

It's on the warm side ie reddish.

On the whole, not bad.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 08, 2024 10:02 AM (XV/Pl)

102 Posted by: Diogenes

How'd the geezer-fleecing go yesterday?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 08, 2024 10:03 AM (9yWhg)

103 Why is the 'b' silent in subtle?

Because English is 3 languages jammed together like train cars pretending to be a single thing.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 08, 2024 10:03 AM (2ocoG)

104 98
"That's the pot calling the kettle black" does not apply here.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 08, 2024 10:01 AM (xG4kz)

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That's Kettle of Color to you, h8tr

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 08, 2024 10:03 AM (bo7UB)

105 Something for the 'ettes.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead!

*crosses arms, taps toe, raises eyebrow*

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at May 08, 2024 10:03 AM (oXbsS)

106
Apparently I left our pickle pot running (i.e., heating) for many weeks in a row. The item in question was a small electric crock pot.

Consider me chastized.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 08, 2024 10:04 AM (xG4kz)

107 If Emil was Lutheran, there is jello and canned fruit in one of those.

Posted by: Potluck Miklos at May 08, 2024 10:04 AM (RhY13)

108 It is pouring here again. A bit of Donner und Blitz, nothing major - but according to the weatherhors, we're all gonna die!

Posted by: Tonypete at May 08, 2024 10:05 AM (WXNFJ)

109 I think Emil Carlsen is confused.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 08, 2024 10:05 AM (Ds3Rc)

110 I'm serious about the confrontational appearance. Just look at the positioning and body language of the main characters, then imagine them to be urban yutes...

...or Musketeers.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 08, 2024 10:05 AM (l4B/J)

111 Apparently I left our pickle pot running (i.e., heating) for many weeks in a row. The item in question was a small electric crock pot.

Consider me chastized.

Your electric bill will chastise you plenty.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 08, 2024 10:05 AM (2ocoG)

112 When first exhibited, this painting was panned.
Posted by: Miklos ascribes that to jealousy at May 08, 2024 10:01 AM (RhY13)

What a crock.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 08, 2024 10:06 AM (R4t5M)

113 If Emil was Lutheran, there is jello and canned fruit in one of those.
Posted by: Potluck Miklos

With shaved carrots on top.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 08, 2024 10:06 AM (WXNFJ)

114 Because English is 3 languages jammed together like train cars pretending to be a single thing.
Posted by: Ian S. at May 08, 2024 10:03 AM (2ocoG)

Only 3?

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 08, 2024 10:06 AM (Ds3Rc)

115
... according to the weatherhors, we're all gonna die!
Posted by: Tonypete

Gotcher shallow water kayak all prepped?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 08, 2024 10:06 AM (xG4kz)

116 Pickle ball > pickle pot

Posted by: Montec at May 08, 2024 10:06 AM (tpjlM)

117 Someday CBD will just phone it in and post AI-generated art...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 08, 2024 10:01 AM (7fElN)

Make Meshuggah fiction again.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 08, 2024 10:07 AM (Ds3Rc)

118 A lid for every pot.

Posted by: You'll find it at May 08, 2024 10:08 AM (dg+HA)

119 Earl Grey Tea in one of those pots?

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 08, 2024 10:08 AM (Ds3Rc)

120
Was Kristi Noem auditioning for a remake of "Badlands"?

Is she related to Charles Starkweather in some way?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 08, 2024 10:09 AM (xG4kz)

121 It is pouring here again.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 08, 2024 10:05 AM (WXNFJ)

For some bizarre reason until I was like 25 I pictured the word as "pooring". No idea why since spelling is generally the least of my problems.

Posted by: ... at May 08, 2024 10:09 AM (bq4Gb)

122 Something for the 'ettes.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead!

*crosses arms, taps toe, raises eyebrow*
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at May 08, 2024 10:03 AM (oXbsS)

For the 'Ettes who are most patient.

https://tinyurl.com/yc6jdjcs

Posted by: Robert at May 08, 2024 10:09 AM (0Ny4U)

123 The item on the right is Henry Waxman's Netti Pot.

Posted by: Miklos is pretty sure at May 08, 2024 10:09 AM (RhY13)

124 I like this a lot.
Would definitely hang.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 08, 2024 10:09 AM (t/2Uw)

125 Ben Turpin was an art expert and had an eye for wonderful still-lifes.

Posted by: Art For the (M)asses at May 08, 2024 10:09 AM (V5BDR)

126 119 Earl Grey Tea in one of those pots?
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 08, 2024 10:08 AM (Ds3Rc)

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You'd better let him out!

Posted by: Prince Albert at May 08, 2024 10:09 AM (bo7UB)

127 Earl Grey Tea in one of those pots?
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33

That only comes from the replicator, silly.

Posted by: Captain Pickard at May 08, 2024 10:10 AM (oXbsS)

128 Actually a prosperous kitchen scene.

Posted by: Eromero at May 08, 2024 10:10 AM (NxC5+)

129 Those black pots were still fairly common 'round here when I was a kid...now they've been repurposed as planters...if you can find one.

Posted by: BignJames at May 08, 2024 10:10 AM (AwYPR)

130 Has anybody said "Nice jugs!" yet?

Posted by: Muldoon at May 08, 2024 10:10 AM (l4B/J)

131 Apparently, there were tornadoes that touched down in the region last night. Destroyed a few homes and ripped some roofs off. Fairhaven, WV.

Must have just missed this.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 08, 2024 10:11 AM (R4t5M)

132 Has anybody said "Nice jugs!" yet?
Posted by: Muldoon

Daily.

Oh, you mean in the thread?

Posted by: Tonypete at May 08, 2024 10:11 AM (WXNFJ)

133 Ben Turpin was an art expert and had an eye for wonderful still-lifes.
Posted by: Art For the (M)asses

What did he use the other eye for?

Posted by: Miklos, looking funny at May 08, 2024 10:11 AM (RhY13)

134 130 Has anybody said "Nice jugs!" yet?
Posted by: Muldoon at May 08, 2024 10:10 AM (l4B/J)

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The thread now swerves toward Sydney Sweeney

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 08, 2024 10:11 AM (bo7UB)

135 Business Insider: Home sellers are facing a summer from hell

Remember the bad old days of Trump when mortgages were 3% and people were buying houses? We have to fight like hell to stop that madman from returning to power!!!!

Posted by: Montec at May 08, 2024 10:11 AM (tpjlM)

136 47 I'd rather study Erin Gray circa 1980
Posted by: Dagget at May 08, 2024 09:51 AM (og5mY)

https://www.scifibabes.co.uk/1970s.html

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 08, 2024 10:11 AM (Ds3Rc)

137 OMG I LOVE this painting!!

I could get lost in the nuances and gradations and values of tone

add to it the sculptural quality

totally would hang, especially in a grouping with some grayscale pieces

Posted by: kallisto at May 08, 2024 10:12 AM (dCxaZ)

138 Yesterday's art had some nice jugs.

Posted by: TITillating at May 08, 2024 10:12 AM (dg+HA)

139 I know that to the eye it all looks like neutral hues but there is a lot of blue and red pigment used in this piece

Posted by: kallisto at May 08, 2024 10:12 AM (dCxaZ)

140 The black kettle is an earlier version of a crock pot, no?

Posted by: dantesed at May 08, 2024 10:13 AM (Oy/m2)

141 Remember the bad old days of Trump when mortgages were 3% and people were buying houses? We have to fight like hell to stop that madman from returning to power!!!!
Posted by: Montec at May 08, 2024 10:11 AM (tpjlM)

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Probably wants America to start producing its own oil again too. THE BASTARD!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 08, 2024 10:13 AM (bo7UB)

142 129 Those black pots were still fairly common 'round here when I was a kid...now they've been repurposed as planters...if you can find one.
Posted by: BignJames at May 08, 2024 10:10 AM (AwYPR
Called ‘washpots’ , used in butchering and…well……washing.

Posted by: Eromero at May 08, 2024 10:13 AM (NxC5+)

143 Has anybody said "Nice jugs!" yet?
Posted by: Muldoon

The precise use of proper medical and scientific terminology is uplifting.

Posted by: Miklos, wondering why people misspell "Clempson" so often at May 08, 2024 10:14 AM (RhY13)

144 Speaking of jugs. I watched Amadeus on Netflix. I’d never seen it and it was OK, didn’t get all the fuss over it. But man, every woman in that movie her titties out front and center. Vienna looked like a fun time in the late 1700s 😀

Posted by: Montec at May 08, 2024 10:14 AM (tpjlM)

145 Lodge has a campground cauldron (and tripod for hanging it) that does a pretty good job.

Pro tip:

Don't buy from the physical location. Buy from Amazon. It's somehow cheaper to order a 10lb pot or pan or wok online and have it shipped to you than it is to walk into the store literally next door to the factory where it's made.

I don't think that's how it's supposed to work, guys. All I can figure is they're playing off of that old canard and people are looking for souvenir-type purchases.

Needless to say it irritated me when I compared prices. I hate that I didn't think to ask the clerk if they'd match the Amazon price.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Little girls dreamt of being moms, women told them not to follow their dreams at May 08, 2024 10:15 AM (yqqF2)

146 When first exhibited, this painting was panned.
Posted by: Miklos

What a crock.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

**********

You guys have a lot of skillet punning.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 08, 2024 10:15 AM (l4B/J)

147 This picture is legal in New Jersey. But anyone with any sense at all in their heads still wouldn't live there.

Posted by: The Gabagool State at May 08, 2024 10:15 AM (5f/Kz)

148
Probably wants America to start producing its own oil again too. THE BASTARD!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 08, 2024 10:13 AM (bo7UB)

You know who else was all about self sufficiency in energy…

Posted by: Montec at May 08, 2024 10:15 AM (tpjlM)

149
In a jugsian world, I much prefer this Vermeer, but blue has always been my favorite color.

https://commons.m.wikimedia.org/wiki/
File:Jan_Vermeer_van_Delft_019.jpg#

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 08, 2024 10:15 AM (xG4kz)

150 Speaking of jugs. I watched Amadeus on Netflix. I’d never seen it and it was OK, didn’t get all the fuss over it. But man, every woman in that movie her titties out front and center. Vienna looked like a fun time in the late 1700s 😀
Posted by: Montec

Elizabeth Berridge as Mozart's wife. Yowza!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 08, 2024 10:16 AM (9yWhg)

151 Speaking of jugs. I watched Amadeus on Netflix. I’d never seen it and it was OK, didn’t get all the fuss over it. But man, every woman in that movie her titties out front and center. Vienna looked like a fun time in the late 1700s 😀
Posted by: Montec

Elizabeth Berridge as Mozart's wife. Yowza!
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 08, 2024 10:16 AM (9yWhg)

She gets 'em out in the director's cut.

Posted by: Robert at May 08, 2024 10:18 AM (0Ny4U)

152 Don't buy from the physical location. Buy from Amazon. It's somehow cheaper to order a 10lb pot or pan or wok online and have it shipped to you than it is to walk into the store literally next door to the factory where it's made.

Might be a Chinese counterfeit. Amazon is kind of notorious for that.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 08, 2024 10:18 AM (2ocoG)

153 Miklos mentioned Fritz Feld last night-POP! Fritz was married for 53 years to Actress Virginia Christine, who was most famous later in life as Mrs. Olson The Folgers coffee lady-"It's Mountain Growned!"

Posted by: Coffee, Tea, Or Me? at May 08, 2024 10:18 AM (V5BDR)

154 150 Elizabeth Berridge as Mozart's wife. Yowza!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 08, 2024 10:16 AM (9yWhg)

=======

Berridge was up for the role along with Diane Franklin. Forman brought both to Prague in the lead up to shooting, unable to decide which to cast.

Ultimately, he had to make a decision. He brought both women into the room and said, "One of you is too pretty!"

I guess that was Franklin.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 08, 2024 10:18 AM (GBKbO)

155 You guys have a lot of skillet punning.
Posted by: Muldoon

And pullet skinning.

Posted by: Miklos, doing some prep work out back at May 08, 2024 10:18 AM (RhY13)

156 "If it's not Baroque, don't fix it!"

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 08, 2024 10:18 AM (IG4Id)

157 Ugh.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 08, 2024 10:19 AM (pohLc)

158 Never knew Jane Seymour had a guest appearance in Buck Rogers. Fucking smokeshow.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 08, 2024 10:19 AM (R4t5M)

159 She gets 'em out in the director's cut.
Posted by: Robert

I googled it Jerry, and it's true, and they're spectacular!

Posted by: George Costanza at May 08, 2024 10:20 AM (JCZqz)

160 Posted by: Coffee, Tea, Or Me? at May 08, 2024 10:18 AM (V5BDR)

For most stewardesses, the answer is : three six packs, just so I can look in your face. A shame, really.

(H/t, Anthrax)

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 08, 2024 10:21 AM (Ds3Rc)

161 Never knew Jane Seymour had a guest appearance in Buck Rogers. Fucking smokeshow.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

And she has aged very well.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 08, 2024 10:21 AM (9yWhg)

162 Those Dutch have some nice ovens.

Posted by: Cast iron at May 08, 2024 10:22 AM (dg+HA)

163 Those Dutch have some nice ovens.

//

Oh really?

Posted by: Hamas Supporters on College Campuses at May 08, 2024 10:22 AM (tpjlM)

164 With the nation in chaos and under attack, this painting is nicely based, and serene.

Posted by: illiniwek at May 08, 2024 10:23 AM (Cus5s)

165 Wet Dish Rag With Dirty Dishes

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 08, 2024 10:23 AM (L/fGl)

166 158 Never knew Jane Seymour had a guest appearance in Buck Rogers. Fucking smokeshow.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 08, 2024 10:19 AM (R4t5M)

And in Battlestar Galactica.

And she was a Bond Girl.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 08, 2024 10:24 AM (Ds3Rc)

167 that was battlestar galactica classic, and she was killed in the second episode, on the Egyptian planet

Posted by: no 6 at May 08, 2024 10:24 AM (PXvVL)

168 Anyone watch the Netflix Brady toast? Good stuff. Funny shit. Lots of in your face non-woke comedy.
Gay jokes, black jokes, lesbian jokes, Jewish jokes, disabled people jokes. You name it. It was a like a throwback to 2007 comedy.

Comedy may finally be back.

Posted by: Montec at May 08, 2024 10:28 AM (tpjlM)

169 Buck Rogers had snizz stacked to the ceiling. Nice pics in the link, C33.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 08, 2024 10:29 AM (R4t5M)

170 They're real and they're spectacular.

https://youtu.be/aQNkeugaAMc

Posted by: Obligatory Seinfeld reference at May 08, 2024 10:29 AM (dg+HA)

171 Ozzie Man reviews the recent Met Gala:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=perrdS8OaK0

Posted by: Archimedes at May 08, 2024 10:29 AM (CsUN+)

172 Lots of the law is grey and shady so...

@HarryMacD 54m
Interlocutory appeal has been granted on disqualification of Fani Willis and her office.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 08, 2024 10:30 AM (IG4Id)

173 72 Why is the 'b' silent in subtle?

Posted by: Tonypete at May 08, 2024 09:47 AM

Nobody knows.
Posted by: huerfano at May 08, 2024 09:55 AM (VGOMa)
***

Said with aplomb.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 08, 2024 10:31 AM (W/lyH)

174 With the nation in chaos and under attack, this painting is nicely based, and serene.

Posted by: illiniwek at May 08, 2024 10:23 AM (Cus5s)

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Trump is the alpha black kettle, and all the beta & omega grey pots hate him out of pure envy & self-loathing.

/Second your comment ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at May 08, 2024 10:31 AM (bZRuM)

175 A fanny probe? I LOVE a good fanny probe!

Posted by: Pete Bootyjizz at May 08, 2024 10:31 AM (dg+HA)

176 Maybe some good news.

UPDATE: Georgia Court of Appeals to reconsider Trump's case for disqualifying Fani Willis

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 08, 2024 10:32 AM (L/fGl)

177 175 A fanny probe? I LOVE a good fanny probe!
Posted by: Pete Bootyjizz

Sigh...no you don't, Pete. No you don't.

Posted by: The British at May 08, 2024 10:33 AM (JCZqz)

178 The owner of this house is poor, but at least he has a pot to piss in.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 08, 2024 10:33 AM (i9ffA)

179 Why is the 'b' silent in subtle?

Posted by: Tonypete

If you spell it "subtile," the "b" can be pronounced.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 08, 2024 10:33 AM (9yWhg)

180 Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 08, 2024 10:11 AM (Ds3Rc)

Man what a link you are a gentleman and a scholar.

Posted by: ... at May 08, 2024 10:33 AM (bq4Gb)

181 Anyone watch the Netflix Brady toast? Good stuff. Funny shit. Lots of in your face non-woke comedy.
Gay jokes, black jokes, lesbian jokes, Jewish jokes, disabled people jokes. You name it. It was a like a throwback to 2007 comedy.

Comedy may finally be back.
Posted by: Montec at May 08, 2024 10:28 AM (tpjlM)

Didn't Brady pitch a little girly hissy fit because someone said something he didn't like?

Posted by: Robert at May 08, 2024 10:33 AM (0Ny4U)

182 OT: I took hundreds of thousands of documents with me from my time in the White House for my "library" and to this day nobody has said a word, much less investigated them. I'm just that cool.

Posted by: Barack Obama at May 08, 2024 10:34 AM (m0WlR)

183 If Emil was Lutheran, there is jello and canned fruit in one of those.
Posted by: Potluck Miklos

With shaved carrots on top.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 08, 2024 10:06 AM (WXNFJ)

Saving the rest of the carrots for the chili.

Posted by: Chili Cookbook For The Modern World at May 08, 2024 10:34 AM (iODuv)

184 One of those photorealistic paintings, which I suppose is impressive in the skill it takes.

Can't think of a less interesting/purposeful subject for a painting though.

Not art.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 08, 2024 10:34 AM (ERjZP)

185 182 OT: I took hundreds of thousands of documents with me from my time in the White House for my "library" and to this day nobody has said a word, much less investigated them. I'm just that cool.
Posted by: Barack Obama at May 08, 2024 10:34 AM (m0WlR)

======

Well, because you have a pure heart. It doesn't matter that you stored them in an unsecured former furniture store. You are moral, so it's all good.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 08, 2024 10:35 AM (GBKbO)

186 RFK Jr. said doctors found a dead worm that "got into my brain and ate a portion of it"

https://shorturl.at/lsuA5

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Might explain his speech difficulties.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 08, 2024 10:35 AM (L/fGl)

187 Why is the 'b' silent in subtle?
Posted by: Tonypete at May 08, 2024 09:47 AM

Nobody knows.
Posted by: huerfano at May 08, 2024 09:55 AM (VGOMa)

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* cue Leonard Cohen *

"Everybody knows the 'b' is silent
Everybody knows the Z-Man lost ..."

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at May 08, 2024 10:35 AM (bZRuM)

188 Caption:

Stew Pot: "Mrs Potts, you get yo fine taupe ass over here right now.

We gonna have us a four-way with Lady Waterjug and Miss RiceBowl.

Cumrag, you stay right where you are. We all gonna need you later!"

Posted by: Disney's "Beauty and the Beast After Dark" at May 08, 2024 10:36 AM (eDfFs)

189 GA isn't the top concern for Trump.

It's NY. He could realistically be imprisoned upon being found guilty.

No state court would reverse it.

Serious question. Then what?

Posted by: Not trying to be mean but... at May 08, 2024 10:36 AM (VOSfB)

190 This picture is legal in New Jersey. But anyone with any sense at all in their heads still wouldn't live there.
Posted by: The Gabagool State at May 08, 2024 10:15 AM (5f/Kz)

Yeah, let's all move to hillbilly land.

Posted by: Redneck Red at May 08, 2024 10:36 AM (iODuv)

191 Jane Seyless wasn't in anything and died alone in a dark room.

Posted by: The Emperor of Peru at May 08, 2024 10:37 AM (5f/Kz)

192 85% of carrots are sold as "baby carrots". The item did not exist 40 years ago. Carrots should be mandatory in every recipe.

Posted by: bentcarrot.com at May 08, 2024 10:37 AM (V5BDR)

193 Georgia Court of Appeals to reconsider Trump's case for disqualifying Fani Willis

==

depends on the makeup of the GA court of appeals, doesn't it

Posted by: runner at May 08, 2024 10:38 AM (V13WU)

194 24
Needs a Greyhound. Not art.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 08, 2024 09:45 AM (MoZTd)

um... the [rest of] the Greyhound is in the pot...

Posted by: CZ = FNG, Free Republic of Florida at May 08, 2024 10:39 AM (MkuC5)

195 193 Georgia Court of Appeals to reconsider Trump's case for disqualifying Fani Willis

==

depends on the makeup of the GA court of appeals, doesn't it
Posted by: runner at May 08, 2024 10:38 AM (V13WU)

=====

Wait...I thought it depended on the letter of the law and the facts of the case.

Was I misinformed?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 08, 2024 10:40 AM (GBKbO)

196 Well that's the pot calling the kettle black.

Sorry if someone already threw that one out there.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 08, 2024 10:40 AM (q7hip)

197 Anyone watch the Netflix Brady toast? Good stuff. Funny shit. Lots of in your face non-woke comedy.

Haven't seen it because I really don't give a fuck but the woke-industrial complex is out in force cancelling everyone who made a joke about Gisele (which based on my Twitter feed was the entire population of Rhode Island).

Posted by: Ian S. at May 08, 2024 10:40 AM (2ocoG)

198 Georgia Court of Appeals to reconsider Trump's case for disqualifying Fani Willis

depends on the makeup of the GA court of appeals, doesn't it
Posted by: runner at May 08, 2024 10:38 AM (V13WU)

What's Maybelline got to do with it?

Posted by: Robert at May 08, 2024 10:40 AM (0Ny4U)

199 If the skies are grey, the leaves are brown.

Posted by: Mama Cass at May 08, 2024 10:41 AM (EucTy)

200 Wait...I thought it depended on the letter of the law and the facts of the case.

Was I misinformed?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Enjoy the waters, Mr. Blaine.

Posted by: Miklos from the Casablanca Tourist Board at May 08, 2024 10:41 AM (RhY13)

201 Georgia Court of Appeals to reconsider Trump's case for disqualifying Fani Willis

"If the snizz don't fit, you must acquit"?

Posted by: Ian S. at May 08, 2024 10:41 AM (2ocoG)

202 (which based on my Twitter feed was the entire population of Rhode Island).
Posted by: Ian S.

Well, Rhode Island doesn't exist, so...

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 08, 2024 10:41 AM (9yWhg)

203 Wait...I thought it depended on the letter of the law and the facts of the case.

Was I misinformed?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 08, 2024 10:40 AM (GBKbO)

I don't know how to tell you this...

Posted by: reality bites at May 08, 2024 10:41 AM (V13WU)

204 What's Maybelline got to do with it?

Posted by: Robert at May 08, 2024 10:40 AM (0Ny4U)

She can't be true.

Posted by: BignJames at May 08, 2024 10:42 AM (AwYPR)

205 If the skies are grey, the leaves are brown.
Posted by: Mama Cass

If the roots are healthy, all will be well in the Spring.

Posted by: Yellin the Chance Gardener at May 08, 2024 10:42 AM (RhY13)

206 Really gorgeous painting. The ranges of grays -- dark to light, cold to warm -- are extensive. And the rendering itself is gorgeous. Well done, Mr. Carlsen.

Posted by: red speck at May 08, 2024 10:42 AM (0Id0S)

207 I don't know how to tell you this...

"Mein Furher... Steiner..." *glasses shake violently*

Posted by: Ian S. at May 08, 2024 10:43 AM (2ocoG)

208 Well, because you have a pure heart. It doesn't matter that you stored them in an unsecured former furniture store. You are moral, so it's all good.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 08, 2024 10:35 AM (GBKbO)

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[What You Talkin' 'Bout Willis' Dictionary:]

moral (adjective) -- of or relating to membership in any oppressed group or collective.

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at May 08, 2024 10:43 AM (o6Ir4)

209 Why is the 'b' silent in subtle?
Posted by: Tonypete at May 08, 2024 09:47 AM

To b or not to b, that IS the question.

Posted by: zombie Hamlet at May 08, 2024 10:43 AM (EucTy)

210 The View Hosts Demand President Trump Be Thrown in Jail to "Prove a Point"

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That the Bill of Rights us dead?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 08, 2024 10:43 AM (L/fGl)

211 You guys have a lot of skillet punning.
Posted by: Muldoon

I would like to Lodge a complaint!

Posted by: rickb223 at May 08, 2024 10:43 AM (w0gh0)

212 Mir wurde gesagt ..!!

Posted by: runner at May 08, 2024 10:44 AM (V13WU)

213 > Georgia Court of Appeals to reconsider Trump's case for disqualifying Fani Willis
____________

They're just going through the motions to be able to say Trump was given every possible defense...

... and was still found guilty. So he now must hang.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 08, 2024 10:44 AM (Q4IgG)

214 Well, Rhode Island doesn't exist, so...
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 08, 2024 10:41 AM (9yWhg)

You know what else didn't exist?

Posted by: ... at May 08, 2024 10:44 AM (bq4Gb)

215 The View Hosts Demand President Trump Be Thrown in Jail to "Prove a Point"

I demand that the View Hosts be sent to a fat farm.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 08, 2024 10:44 AM (2ocoG)

216 215 The View Hosts Demand President Trump Be Thrown in Jail to "Prove a Point"

I demand that the View Hosts be sent to a fat farm.
Posted by: Ian S. at May 08, 2024 10:44 AM (2ocoG)

=======

Is the candle industry that hard up for raw materials?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 08, 2024 10:45 AM (GBKbO)

217 No ugly unknown people. I like it.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 08, 2024 10:45 AM (aFNOf)

218 Is the candle industry that hard up for raw materials?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Not mine.
-- Gwyneth Paltrow

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 08, 2024 10:46 AM (9yWhg)

219 158 ... "Never knew Jane Seymour had a guest appearance in Buck Rogers. Fucking smokeshow."

She had a revealing costarring role in Tom Selleck's "Lassiter" movie. A very healthy young woman.

Posted by: JTB at May 08, 2024 10:46 AM (zudum)

220 "Netflix Brady toast"

f all them f'n f'rs. They can all esad.

Posted by: fd at May 08, 2024 10:47 AM (CM7e9)

221 Wednesday's gruel? Please sir, may I have another?

Posted by: Sock Monkey * impious little sh*t at May 08, 2024 10:47 AM (i7KoL)

222 The View Hosts Demand President Trump Be Thrown in Jail to "Prove a Point"
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Translation: "We know he's not guilty"

Posted by: ... at May 08, 2024 10:47 AM (bq4Gb)

223 Former House Speaker Paul Ryan says he's not voting for Trump : '“Character is too important for me. [The presidency is a job that requires the kind of character [Trump] doesn’t have.”

“Democracy is being tested in two very specific ways. One within, with our polarization eating each other alive. The second one is from [the outside], from authoritarian regimes who are basically saying they got the mojo, they can make the decisions faster, they can beat democracy.”

Given that Ryan thinks Character is so important, my guess he will think of it as a duty and vote for someone. Who??? He also has strong feelings for democracy --and our allies. So maybe Biden. I somehow do not think he would waste his vote on a third party or write-in.

From the article: "The former House speaker told Yahoo Finance on Tuesday that he doesn't plan to vote for the former president, adding he would be writing in a Republican candidate instead."

It's still one less vote for Trump in Wisconsin -- which I consider the most important thing since WI is predicted to be close.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 08, 2024 10:47 AM (JCZqz)

224 Especially Alice.

Posted by: fd at May 08, 2024 10:48 AM (CM7e9)

225 f all them f'n f'rs. They can all esad.
Posted by: fd at May 08, 2024 10:47 AM (CM7e9

Everyone?

Everyone.

Posted by: ... at May 08, 2024 10:48 AM (bq4Gb)

226 Former House Speaker Paul Ryan says he's not voting for Trump : '“Character is too important for me"
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Yep. Even more important than self-awareness apparently.

Posted by: ... at May 08, 2024 10:49 AM (bq4Gb)

227 Paul Ryan will never not be a douche canoe

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 08, 2024 10:50 AM (q7hip)

228 Never knew Jane Seymour had a guest appearance in Buck Rogers. Fucking smokeshow.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 08, 2024
*
And in Battlestar Galactica.

And she was a Bond Girl.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 08, 2024

***
Possibly her most dramatic mainstream role was as Cathy, the sociopathic, parent-murdering beauty in the 1981 TV miniseries version of Steinbeck's East of Eden. To this day when I reread those scenes I think of Jane in the role, even though Cathy is described as a blonde.

Posted by: Emil Carlsen at May 08, 2024 10:50 AM (J2vNu)

229 Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 08, 2024 10:47 AM (JCZqz)

When was the last time Paul Ryan was relevant to anything?

Posted by: BignJames at May 08, 2024 10:50 AM (AwYPR)

230 Is the candle industry that hard up for raw materials?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 08, 2024 10:45 AM (GBKbO)
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The real money is in soap.

Posted by: Tyler Durden at May 08, 2024 10:51 AM (7fElN)

231 The View Hosts Demand President Trump Be Thrown in Jail to "Prove a Point"
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Translation: "We know he's not guilty"
Posted by: ...

Mere innocence is no defense!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 08, 2024 10:52 AM (L/fGl)

232 "Is it too much to ask to put things in the dishwasher?"

Posted by: Paco at May 08, 2024 10:52 AM (njExo)

233 I demand a pony.

Posted by: guy who likes this trend of making demands at May 08, 2024 10:54 AM (cBvpj)

234 Paco wins the thread

Posted by: fd at May 08, 2024 10:54 AM (CM7e9)

235 > When was the last time Paul Ryan was relevant to anything?
___________

Probably when he assisted McConnell and McCarthy in sabotaging MAGA aligned Republicans in the last elections.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 08, 2024 10:54 AM (Q4IgG)

236 >>"The View" co-hosts said Tuesday that former President Trump should be thrown in jail as they fantasized over prisons they want the former president to be sent to.

Co-host Sunny Hostin suggested Judge Juan Merchan throw Trump in prison to "prove a point" after arguing he cannot let the former president be a "runaway train" in the courtroom.

OK, Tutsis!

Posted by: Lizzy at May 08, 2024 10:54 AM (cCVOS)

237 Former House Speaker Paul Ryan says he's not voting for Trump : '“Character is too important for me. [The presidency is a job that requires the kind of character [Trump] doesn’t have.”

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Biden, on the other hand, has character coming out his ass.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 08, 2024 10:54 AM (L/fGl)

238 >Speaking of jugs. I watched Amadeus on Netflix. I’d never seen it and it was OK, didn’t get all the fuss over it. But man, every woman in that movie her titties out front and center. Vienna looked like a fun time in the late 1700s 😀
Posted by: Montec

The 2:30 theatrical cut is better than the 3:00 directors cut. The characters are more likeable in a PG-rated setting, and the story moves quicker.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 08, 2024 10:55 AM (cf/0E)

239 Biden, on the other hand, has character coming out his ass.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

He's got lotsa stuff coming out his ass.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 08, 2024 10:55 AM (9yWhg)

240 The View Hosts Demand President Trump Be Thrown in Jail to "Prove a Point"
----------

Translation: "We know he's not guilty"
Posted by: ...

Mere innocence is no defense!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 08, 2024 10:52 AM (L/fGl)

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"Show me the Bad Orange Man and we will show you the jail cell."

-- A psychopathic blobocracy, if you can keep it.

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at May 08, 2024 10:56 AM (o6Ir4)

241 Painting: very nice.

Posted by: gp Of Mayberry at May 08, 2024 10:56 AM (MvF+J)

242 If character matters in the Presidency, might I suggest they answer how the fuck Biden is President?

His business dealings are incredibly suspect
He's a flat out plagerist
He diddles his granddaughter
His son is a complete fuckup
He has no idea where he is
And he's a fucking racist

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 08, 2024 10:56 AM (q7hip)

243 Former House Speaker Paul Ryan says he's not voting for Trump : '“Character is too important for me. [The presidency is a job that requires the kind of character [Trump] doesn’t have.”

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GASP!!!!

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Little girls dreamt of being moms, women told them not to follow their dreams at May 08, 2024 10:57 AM (yqqF2)

244 His business dealings are incredibly suspect
He's a flat out plagerist
He diddles his granddaughter
His son is a complete fuckup
He has no idea where he is
And he's a fucking racist
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 08, 2024 10:56 AM (q7hip)

We're already going to vote for Biden, you don't have to keep selling him.

Posted by: The Left at May 08, 2024 10:57 AM (Fr3yK)

245 Former House Speaker Paul Ryan says he's not voting for Trump : '“Character is too important for me. [The presidency is a job that requires the kind of character [Trump] doesn’t have.”

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Ryan on character? It is to laugh ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at May 08, 2024 10:57 AM (o6Ir4)

246 If character matters in the Presidency, might I suggest they answer how the fuck Biden is President?

His business dealings are incredibly suspect
He's a flat out plagerist
He diddles his granddaughter
His son is a complete fuckup
He has no idea where he is
And he's a fucking racist
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 08, 2024 10:56 AM (q7hip)
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What WE consider to be character and what THEY consider to be character are diametrically opposite viewpoints.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 08, 2024 10:57 AM (7fElN)

247 That loathesome rat fuck and his Powerpoints.

Ryan is a shining example of why I hate Republicans more than Democrats.

Posted by: ... at May 08, 2024 10:57 AM (bq4Gb)

248 237 Former House Speaker Paul Ryan says he's not voting for Trump : '“Character is too important for me. [The presidency is a job that requires the kind of character [Trump] doesn’t have.”

Isn't he related by marriage to Jumanji Brown Jackson ? That says it all

Posted by: It's me donna at May 08, 2024 10:57 AM (Akjoo)

249 The odd thing is that I never saw the East of Eden miniseries, just glimpsed the TV Guide ads for it and the "Special Focus" or whatever they called it on the production. Doesn't matter. Jane Seymour IS Cathy the "monster."

In the Fifties film, which focuses too much on that James Dean guy, Jo Van Fleet plays the older, much shopworn Cathy, now called Kate, the town madam. She is very good. But the Elia Kazan movie relates only a sliver of the book.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 08, 2024 10:58 AM (J2vNu)

250 224 Especially Alice.
Posted by: fd

225 f all them f'n f'rs. They can all esad.
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Everyone?

Everyone.
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Funnier if you read 225 first, then 224. 😂😂😂

Posted by: rickb223 at May 08, 2024 10:58 AM (w0gh0)

251 I'd still bet $5000 that Paul Ryan knows what a penis tastes like.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Little girls dreamt of being moms, women told them not to follow their dreams at May 08, 2024 10:58 AM (yqqF2)

252 242 And we have ample video of him feeling up kids, which the GOP doesn't use, for some reason.

Posted by: gp Of Mayberry at May 08, 2024 10:58 AM (MvF+J)

253 > When was the last time Paul Ryan was relevant to anything?

Paul Ryan was appointed to the Fox Corporation Board of Directors in March 2019 . He is a general partner of the private equity firm Solamere Capital, LLC and chair of the firm’s Executive Partner Group. He is Vice Chairman of Teneo Strategy LLC and also serves on the Advisory Boards of Robert Bosch Gmbh and Paradigm Operations L.P. and the Boards of Directors of Xactus (formerly UniversalCIS) and SHINE Medical Technologies, LLC. Mr. Ryan served as Chairman of the Board of Directors of Executive Network Partnering Corporation from 2020 to 2022. He has been a Professor of the Practice, Political Science and Economics, at the University of Notre Dame since 2019.

He's why Fox News sucks.
Solamere Capital is Tag romney's company.
Teneo was founded by Doug Band, Bill Clinton's longtime aide (his Huma)

Posted by: Lizzy at May 08, 2024 10:59 AM (cCVOS)

254 Paul Ryan is a disingenuous piece of shit. And he only appeals to likewise disingenuous pieces of shit.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 08, 2024 10:59 AM (pohLc)

255 Too much grey.

The Scandis are a depressing people, aren't they?

I thought I'd heard all of these, but..

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs with a drill bit in his mouth?

Chuck.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 08, 2024 10:59 AM (W5ArC)

256 Before Biden was elected, he had to go on national television and apologize for sniffing women's hair.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 08, 2024 10:59 AM (q7hip)

257
Mr. Ryan, these photographs will never see the light of day if you play along.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 08, 2024 11:00 AM (RKVpM)

258 254 Paul Ryan is a disingenuous piece of shit. And he only appeals to likewise disingenuous pieces of shit.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 08, 2024 10:59 AM (pohLc)

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As a disingenuous piece of shit, I take offense to this characterization.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 08, 2024 11:00 AM (GBKbO)

259 When was the last time Paul Ryan was relevant to anything?
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He was crucial in blocking our representation and giving the House to the (D)s.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Little girls dreamt of being moms, women told them not to follow their dreams at May 08, 2024 11:00 AM (yqqF2)

260 What do you call a boy with no arms or legs with a drill bit in his mouth?

Chuck.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 08, 2024 10:59 AM (W5ArC)

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs water skiing?

Skip

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 08, 2024 11:01 AM (R4t5M)

261 U nas yest' NOOD.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 08, 2024 11:01 AM (9yWhg)

262 Mr. Ryan, if you don't play along the doors to the nightclubs will be locked to you forever.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Little girls dreamt of being moms, women told them not to follow their dreams at May 08, 2024 11:01 AM (yqqF2)

263 Remember the shitass Republicans all said you MUST line up behind the candidate for "unity" - but only when it was one of their own traitorous fucks.

They always have the high ground don't they.

Unity. Character. Conscience.

Just like the shitass lying Democrats, coincidentally.

Meanwhile all retard idiots like *us* want is our fucking country.

Posted by: ... at May 08, 2024 11:02 AM (bq4Gb)

264 why I hate Republicans more than Democrats.
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Shrub Sr., Dickhead Cheney, offspring of Dickhead Cheney, Shrub Jr., Hanoi John, Mittens, Mr. Boner and his little dog Paulie boi, $10 whore Haley, POS Pence, 93.7% of the current sitting Congress, etc, etc, etc....

Posted by: Sock Monkey * impious little sh*t at May 08, 2024 11:12 AM (i7KoL)

265 I'd hang this painting and probably anything else done by the artist. Thank you.

Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at May 08, 2024 11:21 AM (NFX2v)

266 What's in the Cauldron? Wing of Bat Bone of Fish

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at May 08, 2024 05:58 PM (wGqjj)

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