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The Wacky Races Cafe


wakayamajapan.jpg
Wakayama, Japan
by sorakataphoto

Why do Japanese bullet trains have giant needle-noses? It's not for aerodynamics. It reduces the power of the sonic booms they generate.

Sometimes you just need a butt rub.

Instant justice for a litterbug.

Humpday more like Flumpday am i rite

A little light aquacizing in the afternoon.

Beaver mom carrying her pup.

Sloths must do Pilates because their core strength is uhmazing.

Trans-species twins.

I'm glad to see Dogs finally pushing back against cats' appropriation of Dog's Spaces.

Humpday more like Slumpday am i rite

Oh great, another parade of goose-steppers!

This is kinda funny. At least I think it is.

When a squirrel is your secret admirer.

ICYMI: The Desert Cats.



Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 07:36 PM




Comments

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1 Nood

Posted by: Jamaica at May 08, 2024 07:34 PM (IG7T0)

2 Oh, wait

Posted by: Jamaica at May 08, 2024 07:36 PM (IG7T0)

3 Hochul:

End Wokeness @EndWokeness
This just won the internet for today. Hands down. 😭 😂 👏 👏

https://tinyurl.com/3m4rza9t
19 seconds

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 08, 2024 07:36 PM (ZdexC)

4 Ewwww Paul shit in the last thread

Posted by: steevy at May 08, 2024 07:37 PM (FQmDC)

5 The Best @ThebestFigen
Volvo automatic braking system test.

https://tinyurl.com/yr9jesza
32 seconds; very LOUD

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 08, 2024 07:38 PM (ZdexC)

6 we should start banning paul and sid and the rest of them.

We're not allowed on their precious sites, I don't support platforming them here.

Posted by: ace at May 08, 2024 07:39 PM (KRtlO)

7 You can see the cat trying to understand the unprecedented takeover of his cat tree by the doggo

Posted by: steevy at May 08, 2024 07:39 PM (FQmDC)

8 Something for Paul for toobin...

il Donaldo Trumpo @PapiTrumpo
THEY ALL HAVE TRUMP ERECTION SYNDROME!!!😂😂😂

https://tinyurl.com/3nf2pzpv
31 seconds

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 08, 2024 07:39 PM (ZdexC)

9 yo

Posted by: Epstein Island 2 YO at May 08, 2024 07:40 PM (ENQN6)

10 off sox

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 08, 2024 07:40 PM (ENQN6)

11 If only we could harness trampoline power for the good of all mankind ...

Posted by: gp Of Mayberry at May 08, 2024 07:40 PM (MvF+J)

12 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at May 08, 2024 07:41 PM (fwDg9)

13 Blake @_BlakeHabyan May 7
Watch: Tornado Makes Direct Pass Over Train: "We're In An Emergency":

Shocking video shows a tornado striking a train in Omaha, Nebraska.

Wild.

Hillchick @Hillchick2 7h Replying to @_BlakeHabyan
This is actually right by Lincoln, not Omaha.

https://tinyurl.com/2bc4d3cf
1:01 minutes

AOC Press Release (parody) @AOCpressTwo 1h
Show me a 200-year-old video of a hurricane, tornado, earthquake, flood, or tsunami.

Oh, that's right YOU CAN'T - because none of them existed before the invention of the automobile.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 08, 2024 07:42 PM (ZdexC)

14 Thirty years since I had a really good look at the Milky Way, I reckon.

Posted by: gp Of Mayberry at May 08, 2024 07:42 PM (MvF+J)

15 I give you Kathleen Robertson from Tin Man.

Best thing from Canada since AOP.

https://images.app.goo.gl/S5ViTMNyndo924YPA

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at May 08, 2024 07:43 PM (ufFY8)

16 From another commenter: Peter Navarro, serving time in Federal prison writes about how to better run a prison.

https://tinyurl.com/3edcu9b5

Posted by: gourmand du jour is all out of fooks to give at May 08, 2024 07:44 PM (MeG8a)

17 Why don't they make mouth rinse in a single malt scotch flavor?

Posted by: Skip at May 08, 2024 07:44 PM (fwDg9)

18 Surprise cafe?

Posted by: Ciampino - transistors changed everything! at May 08, 2024 07:46 PM (qfLjt)

19 The indictment accuses Ibarra of attempting to rape Riley, then asphyxiating her and hitting her over the head with a rock. He is then accused of disposing of his jacket and gloves to conceal the crime.

So just 1% of 10 million illegals means 100,000 rapes and death coming to your country.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 08, 2024 07:48 PM (ENQN6)

20 On Twitter, there is a rancher named Clay Scott @scottwesracre. He has a very pregnant cow, #88. It's become a real saga. She keeps getting bigger and bigger. Far more entertaining than that pregnant giraffe.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at May 08, 2024 07:48 PM (yeEu9)

21 Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at May 08, 2024 07:43 PM (ufFY
---------
That is AOP.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 08, 2024 07:48 PM (ZdexC)

22 I had to look away on that Volvo

Posted by: Jamaica at May 08, 2024 07:49 PM (IG7T0)

23 Illegal From Guatemala Who Entered US on Biden’s Open Border Invitation in January Arrested For the Kidnapping and Sexual Assault of 11-Year-Old Girl

Coming to a town near you.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 08, 2024 07:50 PM (ENQN6)

24 If one ever flies SWISS, be aware the inflight meal sucks.
"OMG, someone put salt on my pasta."

Bring your own food.

Posted by: LenNeal at May 08, 2024 07:50 PM (t9H/G)

25 190 We men are completely unnecessary. All bad things come from male dominance. Females are superior in ALL ways. They've been proven to be smarter in studies for decades.

Sid in the previous thread. My reply is rather obvious

Posted by: steevy at May 08, 2024 07:51 PM (FQmDC)

26 They do, you have one, it's just not minty fluoride goodness.

Posted by: Jamaica at May 08, 2024 07:51 PM (IG7T0)

27 That kayak ride down the mountain is too much. You'd have to be a guy to do that.

Posted by: huerfano at May 08, 2024 07:51 PM (VGOMa)

28 Bleh
Doggeh pulled me off balance and I skinned my knee
I screamed at him and sent hom to his kennel

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 08, 2024 07:51 PM (yD62l)

29 >>>@11 If only we could harness trampoline power for the good of all mankind ... Posted by: gp Of Mayberry at May 08, 2024 07:40 PM (MvF+J)
==============
With such an invention, my 3-year-old grandson could probably recharge a couple of marine batteries between breakfast and lunch!

Posted by: Kathy at May 08, 2024 07:51 PM (p69D5)

30 Still laughing at "Woke Jesus".

And I now identify as a "Goombah-sexual".

🤌

Posted by: All Hail Eris at May 08, 2024 07:52 PM (FkUwd)

31 Evenin’, All.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 08, 2024 07:52 PM (9yWhg)

32 We men are completely unnecessary.

Well, YOU are. I'm still waiting for the day my wife says "toilet's clogged. I'll take care of it."

Posted by: Archimedes at May 08, 2024 07:53 PM (CsUN+)

33 Scientists at New Jersey's Princeton Plasma Physics Laboratory, who collaborated on the project, announced today that the device created a super-hot material called a plasma that reached 90 million degrees Fahrenheit (50 million degrees Celsius) for 6 straight minutes.

August in Houston.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 08, 2024 07:53 PM (ENQN6)

34 *crate, not kennel

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 08, 2024 07:53 PM (yD62l)

35 Was that a wombat scratching his little butt? Very cute.

Posted by: Tuna at May 08, 2024 07:54 PM (oaGWv)

36 Hey, LenNeal.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 08, 2024 07:54 PM (9yWhg)

37 we should start banning paul and sid and the rest of them.

We're not allowed on their precious sites, I don't support platforming them here.

==

yes we should !

Posted by: runner at May 08, 2024 07:54 PM (V13WU)

38 *tunnel boom.
Not sonic boom.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 08, 2024 07:54 PM (DR4Yf)

39
"Do not be afraid," Woke Jesus gently replies to Martha. "For Lazarus will live again — through this mail-in ballot."

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 08, 2024 07:54 PM (ENQN6)

40 I wonder what the litter cop told the litter guy because he almost ran to pick up his trash.

Posted by: polynikes at May 08, 2024 07:55 PM (MNhXM)

41 Scientists at New Jersey's Princeton Plasma Physics Laboratory, who collaborated on the project, announced today that the device created a super-hot material called a plasma that reached 90 million degrees Fahrenheit (50 million degrees Celsius) for 6 straight minutes.

August in Houston.
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 08, 2024 07:53 PM (ENQN6)
---
Yes, but can you cook S'more's over it?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 08, 2024 07:55 PM (BpYfr)

42 *tunnel boom.
Not sonic boom.

I was gonna say. A sonic boom only occurs when you break the sound barrier.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 08, 2024 07:55 PM (CsUN+)

43 Always wondered on a corkscrew track if a F-1 car could run upside down

Posted by: Skip at May 08, 2024 07:55 PM (fwDg9)

44 "Females are superior in ALL ways."

Not at spider catching.

Posted by: fd at May 08, 2024 07:56 PM (CM7e9)

45 6 we should start banning paul and sid and the rest of them.

We're not allowed on their precious sites, I don't support platforming them here.
Posted by: ace at May 08, 2024 07:39 PM (KRtlO)

You're the boss ace ...

Pull the trigger, it's your house ...

No complaints from me!!!

Posted by: browndog just shakin his head at May 08, 2024 07:56 PM (TTAGa)

46 "Do not be afraid," Woke Jesus gently replies to Martha. "For Lazarus will live again — through this mail-in ballot."

==

right ?! that is an awesome line..and the one about the bread and fish..stolen from the village over there

Posted by: runner at May 08, 2024 07:56 PM (V13WU)

47 Scientists at New Jersey's Princeton Plasma Physics Laboratory, who collaborated on the project, announced today that the device created a super-hot material called a plasma that reached 90 million degrees Fahrenheit (50 million degrees Celsius) for 6 straight minutes.
--------
But it was a dry heat.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 08, 2024 07:56 PM (ZdexC)

48 "Females are superior in ALL ways."

Not at spider catching.
Posted by: fd

Fine. Open you own damn jars.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 08, 2024 07:57 PM (/i32d)

49 Princeton Plasma Physics Laboratory

==

That's a mouth full!

--K. Harris

Posted by: runner at May 08, 2024 07:57 PM (V13WU)

50 Doggeh pulled me off balance and I skinned my knee
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 08, 2024 07:51 PM

Rub some dirt on it.

If that doesn't work, slap some hot iron to it.

Posted by: HordeSource (tm), your One Stop Advice Shop at May 08, 2024 07:58 PM (a3Q+t)

51 sid has got to be a parody !

Posted by: runner at May 08, 2024 07:58 PM (V13WU)

52 *tunnel boom.
Not sonic boom.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 08, 2024 07:54 PM (DR4Yf)

They have lots of tunnel booms in Japan. You can watch vids of them on certain websites. Or, so I've heard....

Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 08, 2024 07:58 PM (0eaVi)

53 Reading Clifford Simak, 'They Walked Like Men', bit of a misnomer about an alien invasion c. 1965? I read it on the bus to XPlace Serbia which was much later than I wanted due to my hotel hosting Xi Jingping, Chinese President, and I couldn't check out.
Not kidding place was ringed with police and I got a call to my room telling me to sit tight.
Anyway, this Simak book I recommend highly!
Really bizarre.

Posted by: LenNeal at May 08, 2024 07:58 PM (t9H/G)

54 Yes, but can you cook S'more's over it?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 08, 2024 07:55 PM (BpYfr)

Our water balloon fights are steam.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 08, 2024 07:59 PM (ENQN6)

55 Hey, andycanuck.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 08, 2024 07:59 PM (9yWhg)

56 From what I have read sentiments that Sid expressed is common among Tik Tok loony women

Posted by: steevy at May 08, 2024 07:59 PM (FQmDC)

57
Meanwhile, Speaker Johnson is still Speaker Johnson because the Democrats were able to bring more votes in support of him than conservatives could to make him vacate.

I know, the coup happened a while ago but one party government is official now.

Posted by: Auspex at May 08, 2024 07:59 PM (j4U/Z)

58 I am surprised at Princeton they didn't burn a hole through the whole planet

Posted by: Skip at May 08, 2024 08:00 PM (fwDg9)

59 I wonder what the litter cop told the litter guy because he almost ran to pick up his trash.
Posted by: polynikes at May 08, 2024 07:55 PM (MNhXM)

First person to throw litter spends the night in the box. With Pete Buttgigger.

Posted by: Floorwalker at May 08, 2024 08:00 PM (0eaVi)

60 16 From another commenter: Peter Navarro, serving time in Federal prison writes about how to better run a prison.

https://tinyurl.com/3edcu9b5
Posted by: gourmand du jour is all out of fooks to give at May 08, 2024 07:44 PM (MeG8a)

I’m going to read it but my simple plan is to segregate prisons based on the crime committed. I always thought it was beyond ridiculous to house simple burglary or car theft with murderers and rapists. If your returning to prison you are segregated based on your worse offense committed .

Posted by: polynikes at May 08, 2024 08:00 PM (MNhXM)

61 We men are completely unnecessary.

If this were, how you say, true, The Paolo would not be so, how you say, overworked.

Posted by: Paolo at May 08, 2024 08:01 PM (a3Q+t)

62 Reading Clifford Simak, 'They Walked Like Men', bit of a misnomer about an alien invasion c. 1965? I read it on the bus to XPlace Serbia which was much later than I wanted due to my hotel hosting Xi Jingping, Chinese President, and I couldn't check out.
Not kidding place was ringed with police and I got a call to my room telling me to sit tight.
Anyway, this Simak book I recommend highly!
Really bizarre.
Posted by: LenNeal at May 08, 2024 07:58 PM (t9H/G)
---
Simak's stories often feature really, really weird aliens.

No rubber-forehead Klingons from this guy!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 08, 2024 08:01 PM (BpYfr)

63 43 Always wondered on a corkscrew track if a F-1 car could run upside down
Posted by: Skip at May 08, 2024 07:55 PM (fwDg9)

Yes this was done by the German dude that is brain dead from skiing accident.

Something Schumacher

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 08, 2024 08:02 PM (ENQN6)

64 Meanwhile, Speaker Johnson is still Speaker Johnson because the Democrats were able to bring more votes in support of him than conservatives could to make him vacate.

I know, the coup happened a while ago but one party government is official now.
Posted by: Auspex at May 08, 2024 07:59 PM (j4U/Z)

The two people who brought up the attempt are butt hurt McCarthy supporters.

Posted by: polynikes at May 08, 2024 08:02 PM (MNhXM)

65 The Panthers picked a bad time to start playing like crap.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 08, 2024 08:02 PM (LkLld)

66 They have lots of tunnel booms in Japan. You can watch vids of them on certain websites. Or, so I've heard....
------
But the best parts are pixilated. Or, so I've heard...

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 08, 2024 08:02 PM (ZdexC)

67 53 Read "Clifford Simak, 'They Walked Like Men'" free at
https://tinyurl.com/ye2rck79

(tinyurl is back up!)

Posted by: gp Of Mayberry at May 08, 2024 08:02 PM (MvF+J)

68 Nothing demonstrates conservative leadership better than needing to be propped up by Democrat votes...

Posted by: steevy at May 08, 2024 08:03 PM (FQmDC)

69 Those Japanese trains look like a shoebill.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 08, 2024 08:03 PM (63Dwl)

70 Ave, Bulgaroctonus!

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 08, 2024 08:03 PM (ZdexC)

71 I said the following story this evening re: buying my Jewish ex-wife flowers.

Ex: "You only got me these flowers because you want something!"
Me: "Well, yeah, I want to fuck you."

Posted by: LenNeal at May 08, 2024 08:04 PM (t9H/G)

72 We men are completely unnecessary.

If this were, how you say, true, The Paolo would not be so, how you say, overworked.
Posted by: Paolo at May 08, 2024 08:01 PM (a3Q+t)

I am, how you say, waiting in the wings.

Posted by: Battery Operated Paolo at May 08, 2024 08:04 PM (0eaVi)

73 I know it’s more work but I like the idea of changing the trolls comments like was done at one time.

Posted by: polynikes at May 08, 2024 08:04 PM (MNhXM)

74 Thanks for the link! I love Simak. "All Flesh Is Grass" is a favorite.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at May 08, 2024 08:05 PM (FkUwd)

75 But the best parts are pixilated. Or, so I've heard...
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 08, 2024 08:02 PM (ZdexC)

Must be all that sake.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 08, 2024 08:07 PM (0eaVi)

76 The first war where we have to rely on females in the combat arms will be something...

Posted by: steevy at May 08, 2024 08:07 PM (FQmDC)

77 65 The Panthers picked a bad time to start playing like crap.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 08, 2024 08:02 PM (LkLld)

I'm not the least bit happy about Buffalo South playing like crap.

Beat those shitheads from Boston like the owe you money

Posted by: browndog goes in with elbows high at May 08, 2024 08:08 PM (TTAGa)

78 somewhere in the world, Con Air is playing on TV

Posted by: ace at May 08, 2024 08:08 PM (KRtlO)

79 The first war where we have to rely on females in the combat arms will be something...
Posted by: steevy at May 08, 2024 08:07 PM (FQmDC)

It will start when two female leaders wear the same dress to a summit meeting.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 08, 2024 08:09 PM (0eaVi)

80 Simak's paperback, while reading it on a Janusevic bus in Central Serbia, weird enough I guess, with the sequence where the protagonist, an investigative journalist, has trapped some of the invaders in a cloth sack, then, in a borrowed car with a sack of Alien Bowllng Balls, has a conversation with a talking dog.

Honestly, what blew ME away was Simak sells this. It does not seem strange.
Dude could build a world.

Posted by: LenNeal at May 08, 2024 08:11 PM (t9H/G)

81 Ha, I see the Twitter links repeat it too. No Japanese trains, no trains at all cause sonic booms. That's silly. It's a different acoustic pressure effect.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 08, 2024 08:11 PM (Y6IkP)

82 Poster toaster!

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 08, 2024 08:12 PM (ZdexC)

83 Posted by: LenNeal at May 08, 2024 08:04 PM (t9H/G)

Reminded me of my favorite I Married an Ax Murderer quote.

Harriet: what do you look for in a woman you date?

Charlie: Well I know everyone always says a sense of humor but I’d really have to go with breast size.

Posted by: polynikes at May 08, 2024 08:12 PM (MNhXM)

84 Nothing worse than Fritz The Litterbug.

Posted by: The Red Army at May 08, 2024 08:13 PM (R/m4+)

85 Honestly, what blew ME away was Simak sells this. It does not seem strange.
Dude could build a world.
Posted by: LenNeal at May 08, 2024 08:11 PM (t9H/G)
----
It's no accident he's a Grandmaster of Science Fiction.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 08, 2024 08:14 PM (BpYfr)

86 FL pouring it on even with Bruins' 2 on 1 close one.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 08, 2024 08:14 PM (ZdexC)

87 1960s was a good decade for SF.

Posted by: gp Of Mayberry at May 08, 2024 08:14 PM (MvF+J)

88 87 And for SF babes.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 08, 2024 08:16 PM (9yWhg)

89 Better turn this off,
Hope everyone has a great evening

Posted by: Skip at May 08, 2024 08:16 PM (fwDg9)

90 86 FL pouring it on even with Bruins' 2 on 1 close one.
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 08, 2024 08:14 PM (ZdexC)

I'm shocked at how listless the Panthers are ...

Posted by: browndog goes in with elbows high at May 08, 2024 08:16 PM (TTAGa)

91
Her Majesty was discharged from the hospital this afternoon and is home now. She's in la-la land from the medicines but looks a good deal better than when she went in.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 08, 2024 08:16 PM (MoZTd)

92 Biden: No weapons because you are killing and hurting Obama and Omar's family in Rafah.

BiBi: BLOW ME and we will level the place and we do not care about Michganistan !!!

Posted by: Franklin Stein at May 08, 2024 08:17 PM (PYJJG)

93 A sonic boom occurs when some coherent mass is moving through a fluid at a relative speed that is faster than the speed that fluid can tell everyone to get out the way, in the classical sense.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 08, 2024 08:17 PM (Y6IkP)

94 Is that a chinchilla? Does the lady(?) need the two poles for protection?

Posted by: gp Of Mayberry at May 08, 2024 08:18 PM (MvF+J)

95 somewhere in the world, Con Air is playing on TV
Posted by: ace at May 08, 2024 08:08 PM

Let's repurpose a bit of dialog from the movie to reflect Ace's feelings about trolls breaking the rules of blog decorum:

Guard Ace: "You see, this kind of thing puts me in a foul mood. These rules will be enforced because I can't have trouble. If any of you so much as passes gas in my general direction, upsetting my delicate nasal passages, your testicles will become my personal property. That's pretty clear. Good."

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 08, 2024 08:18 PM (a3Q+t)

96 This is kinda funny. At least I think it is

So did I. Heh.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 08, 2024 08:18 PM (mH6SG)

97 91 Good to hear, Hadrian VII.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 08, 2024 08:18 PM (9yWhg)

98 G'nite, Skip.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 08, 2024 08:19 PM (mH6SG)

99 They got Steve Albini.

You bastards!

Posted by: BurtTC at May 08, 2024 08:19 PM (5PP+G)

100 I'm shocked at how listless the Panthers are ...
Posted by: browndog goes in with elbows high at May 08, 2024 08:16 PM (TTAGa)
I read that as 'lispless
' If called by a panther, don't anther'
Ogden Nash

Posted by: Eromero at May 08, 2024 08:19 PM (NxC5+)

101 >>>Let's repurpose a bit of dialog from the movie to reflect Ace's feelings about trolls breaking the rules of blog decorum:

actually I was just thinking about Cage parrying Billy Bedlam's remark about not knowing him from D Block: "And what does that mean, huh? There were 2000 guys in D block that I didn't want to know, and you were one of them."

All Day I Dream About Con Air

Posted by: ace at May 08, 2024 08:20 PM (KRtlO)

102 "Way Station" is (currently) my favorite Simak.

being placed in rural wi doesn't hurt it a bit, lol

"City" is probly 2nd place

(currently)

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 08, 2024 08:21 PM (tQtDb)

103 I wrote 'Let Us Now Be Famous Men' as a cheap paperback written by a forgotten SF author from the 1960s.
It was deliberate.
I'm impressed that someone,anyone, hit a link and read the whole thing, and actually liked it.

Posted by: LenNeal at May 08, 2024 08:21 PM (t9H/G)

104 Judge Cocksucker: I will arrest Trump if he does not stop !

Trump: Go ahead, make may day !!

Posted by: Franklin Stein at May 08, 2024 08:21 PM (15lwl)

105 what did I miss

Posted by: Don Black at May 08, 2024 08:21 PM (/7KEl)

106 Now, I wouldn't be surprised if there were some regions of accelerated flow with localized shocks on a fast train just like on fast subsonic aircraft. But those don't really make much noise.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 08, 2024 08:21 PM (Y6IkP)

107
And I got the dogs in the kennel re-situated to open up two pens so that - heavenly day! - the puppies can be moved out of the house and down there.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 08, 2024 08:21 PM (MoZTd)

108 88 87 And for SF babes.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 08, 2024 08:16 PM (9yWhg)

https://www.scifibabes.co.uk/1970s.html

(1960s page here as well)

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 08, 2024 08:21 PM (Ds3Rc)

109 "My theology professor at the Catholic school I went to was a guy named Riley [LAST NAME]..."

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 08, 2024 08:22 PM (ENQN6)

110 A sonic boom occurs when some coherent mass is moving through a fluid at a relative speed that is faster than the speed that fluid can tell everyone to get out the way, in the classical sense.
Posted by: banana Dream at May 08, 2024 08:17 PM (Y6I

Sonic boom mostly associated to breaking the sound barrier. Seeing that the fastest train is around 300 mph and speed of sound 767 mph trains have a long way to go to create a sonic boom.

Posted by: polynikes at May 08, 2024 08:23 PM (inGXk)

111 I like women with Green pubic hair.

It is like eating a salad....

Posted by: Bill Clinton at May 08, 2024 08:23 PM (/1UO6)

112 the booktube guys are always praising "city"

A book they praise which i'll finally read is "Roadside Picnic." Which it turns out is the basis for a Russian sci-fi movie I always here being praised, Tcharkovsky's "Stalker."

Might do a book and a movie thread. But first I have to read the book, so we don't have a Hound of the Baskervilles sitch on our hands again.

Posted by: ace at May 08, 2024 08:23 PM (KRtlO)

113 This is Jordan, we do what we like:

https://tinyurl.com/4j3acrrd

They say the drum part features looped recordings of a .50 cal Browning being fired.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 08, 2024 08:24 PM (5PP+G)

114 FWIW sid is a parody in the style of Average Joe who was ParisParamus who eventually got extremely pissy for some reason and then weird became a real troll.

Sid is funny shit. Paul is a big dummy with a lot to prove but also want you to hate him so I'm thinking daddy walked out early and his mom's endless string of Johns worked him over pretty good.

Posted by: ... at May 08, 2024 08:24 PM (lX8VI)

115 A sonic boom occurs when some coherent mass is moving through a fluid at a relative speed that is faster than the speed that fluid can tell everyone to get out the way, in the classical sense.
Posted by: banana Dream
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Shut up, Wesl...

Never mind.

Posted by: capt jean-luc picard at May 08, 2024 08:25 PM (ZdexC)

116 Rode in some fast trains recently, although certainly not bullet train speeds. When going through tunnels it seems the nose shape creates a low pressure wave that makes your ears pop.

Posted by: javems at May 08, 2024 08:25 PM (8I4hW)

117 what did I miss
Posted by: Don Black at May 08, 2024 08:21 PM (/7KEl)

Steve Albini died.

It was the Clot Shot. Probably.

Maybe. I don't know.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 08, 2024 08:25 PM (5PP+G)

118 I read that as 'lispless
' If called by a panther, don't anther'
Ogden Nash
Posted by: Eromero at May 08, 2024 08:19 PM (NxC5+)

***golf clap***

Posted by: browndog goes in with elbows high at May 08, 2024 08:26 PM (TTAGa)

119 I did not like Simak's Way Station. I mean, parts of it, but I felt it.. I didn't like it.

With my book I deliberately went for an emotional punch. I did it on purpose. The punch was already there, depending on story, but I let it loose with Yuri G and Claire IX, and Phil K.

I've tried to explain that LUNBFM is a love story.

Posted by: LenNeal at May 08, 2024 08:27 PM (t9H/G)

120 I'm watching some storm chasers in TN and KY and I learned something: Fudgearound, Tennessee is a real place.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 08, 2024 08:27 PM (/i32d)

121 lispless in Theattle??

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 08, 2024 08:27 PM (ZdexC)

122 A real common reason folks are jailed locally is driving while suspended. They committed some minor offense, couldn't pay the fine and lost the license. The fine keeps going up. If you give them a way to clear that up and get the license back, most don't get into trouble again.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at May 08, 2024 08:28 PM (yeEu9)

123 A book they praise which i'll finally read is "Roadside Picnic." Which it turns out is the basis for a Russian sci-fi movie I always here being praised, Tcharkovsky's "Stalker."

Might do a book and a movie thread. But first I have to read the book, so we don't have a Hound of the Baskervilles sitch on our hands again.
Posted by: ace'

Well worth a read, even if you end up not liking it.

Posted by: LenNeal at May 08, 2024 08:28 PM (t9H/G)

124 A book they praise which i'll finally read is "Roadside Picnic." Which it turns out is the basis for a Russian sci-fi movie I always here being praised, Tcharkovsky's "Stalker."

Might do a book and a movie thread. But first I have to read the book, so we don't have a Hound of the Baskervilles sitch on our hands again.
Posted by: ace at May 08, 2024 08:23 PM (KRtlO)
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"Roadside Picnic" is pretty weird. Also pretty good. Aliens zapped through Earth and left a bunch of twisted reality behind. Humans now search through the refuse they left behind for anything of value, risking permanent disfigurement and madness because of the changes to reality.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 08, 2024 08:28 PM (BpYfr)

125 That's gotta cause some wear and tear on the kayak. The rental place might not return your deposit.

Posted by: Pragmatic Pete at May 08, 2024 08:28 PM (V5BDR)

126 lispless in Theattle??
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 08, 2024 08:27 PM (ZdexC)

Mike Tyson hates that movie.

Posted by: polynikes at May 08, 2024 08:28 PM (inGXk)

127 With my book I deliberately went for an emotional punch. I did it on purpose. The punch was already there, depending on story, but I let it loose with Yuri G and Claire IX, and Phil K.
------
LenNeal wants a Dick punch??

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 08, 2024 08:29 PM (ZdexC)

128 I'm watching some storm chasers in TN and KY and I learned something: Fudgearound, Tennessee is a real place.

Posted by: Tonypete


Just like the Fudge Factory at Uranus, MO.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 08, 2024 08:29 PM (nFo4U)

129 "I like women with Green pubic hair.

It is like eating a salad....
Posted by: Bill Clinton"

Hey big boy!

Posted by: A Green Lipped Mussel at May 08, 2024 08:29 PM (CM7e9)

130 Puthy!

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 08, 2024 08:29 PM (ZdexC)

131 Just like the Fudge Factory at Uranus, MO.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 08, 2024 08:29 PM (nFo4U)

I hear Tom Cruise works there.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 08, 2024 08:30 PM (5PP+G)

132 *Tarkovsky

Posted by: runner at May 08, 2024 08:30 PM (V13WU)

133 >>>*Tarkovsky

I've heard it both ways.

Posted by: ace spencer at May 08, 2024 08:32 PM (KRtlO)

134 Simak's "City" is a series of short stories similar to Bradbury's "The Martian Chronicles."

Each short story covers a slice of Earth's future history as mankind eventually leaves the planet and escapes out into the stars.

The short story "City" that begins the book is eerily prescient, as technology advances have made living in big cities largely unappealing for most people. The people left behind are clinging to a world and a dream that no longer matters for the future of humanity.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 08, 2024 08:32 PM (BpYfr)

135 The Tarkovsky movie Solaris is also worth watching.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 08, 2024 08:33 PM (PiwSw)

136 What makes the kayak movie is the soundtrack.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 08, 2024 08:33 PM (PiwSw)

137 With Simak, I could never ever write anything this bizarre. It's weird, weird, weird.
But, also on my trip are two paperbacks of Mack Bolan novels, the real Pendleton ones from the early 1980s, and they are strange in retrospect.

Posted by: LenNeal at May 08, 2024 08:34 PM (t9H/G)

138 I wrote 'Let Us Now Be Famous Men' as a cheap paperback written by a forgotten SF author from the 1960s.
It was deliberate.
I'm impressed that someone,anyone, hit a link and read the whole thing, and actually liked it.
Posted by: LenNeal at May 08, 2024 08:21 PM (t9H/G)

You did get plenty of support on ALH. Which currently has a SF novel looking for beta readers....

Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 08, 2024 08:34 PM (0eaVi)

139 axiom:
there is NO alien-first-contact story that would not be improved by the contactee carrying a j-frame .38.

change my mind!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 08, 2024 08:35 PM (tQtDb)

140 125 That's gotta cause some wear and tear on the kayak. The rental place might not return your deposit.
Posted by: Pragmatic Pete at May 08, 2024 08:28 PM (V5BDR)
Boofing off rocks and concrete can tear them up, they're only plastic. Mrs.E scratched her's over the full length on a submerged t-post, the first hour we were on the Ouchita.

Posted by: Eromero at May 08, 2024 08:37 PM (NxC5+)

141 anyone ever read The Demolished Man by Bester?

Tenser said the Tensor
Tenser said the Tensor
tension, dissension,
and apprehension have begun.

Posted by: ace spencer at May 08, 2024 08:37 PM (KRtlO)

142 I liked Tarkovsky's Andrei Rublev.

Posted by: runner at May 08, 2024 08:37 PM (V13WU)

143 Quickie!

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 08, 2024 08:37 PM (ZdexC)

144 LenNeal wants a Dick punch??
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC)'

Ha!
The original idea was for a short story entitled 'Sexbot'.
It was a joke story that I think is still up on Literotica. Then I got involved in the characters...

Posted by: LenNeal at May 08, 2024 08:37 PM (t9H/G)

145 1-1

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 08, 2024 08:37 PM (ZdexC)

146 the premise is that a the hero wants to commit a murder (he's not a very good hero) in a future society in which widespread telepathy makes it impossible to commit a crime and get away with it.

Posted by: ace spencer at May 08, 2024 08:38 PM (KRtlO)

147 Finally ...

Now go get another!

Posted by: browndog goes in with elbows high at May 08, 2024 08:38 PM (TTAGa)

148 It was a joke story that I think is still up on Literotica. Then I got involved in the characters...
----

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 08, 2024 08:38 PM (ZdexC)

149 tenser said the tensor is excerpted here


https://tenser.typepad.com/tenser_said_the_tensor/2004/03/

a_word_of_expla.html

Posted by: ace spencer at May 08, 2024 08:39 PM (KRtlO)

150 axiom:
there is NO alien-first-contact story that would not be improved by the contactee carrying a j-frame .38.

change my mind!
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 08, 2024 08:35 PM (tQtDb)

Cowboys and Aliens wasn't a very good movie.

Posted by: polynikes at May 08, 2024 08:39 PM (inGXk)

151 widespread telepathy makes it impossible to commit a crime and get away with it.
------
I knew you were going to say that!

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 08, 2024 08:39 PM (ZdexC)

152 You did get plenty of support on ALH. Which currently has a SF novel looking for beta readers....
Posted by: OrangeEnt'

I know I got a lot of support. Right now I am not in the USA and will post up what I've been fighting with for a year. I'm liking the break.

Posted by: LenNeal at May 08, 2024 08:40 PM (t9H/G)

153 Mrs.E scratched her's over the full length on a submerged t-post, the first hour we were on the Ouchita.
Posted by: Eromero at May 08, 2024 08:37 PM (NxC5+)

E,

Would you do me the favor of giving me a phonetic breakdown of how to pronounce: Ouchita

I've been dying to know ever since I did an air photo analysis of a rock formation was back in the day ...

Posted by: browndog goes in with elbows high at May 08, 2024 08:40 PM (TTAGa)

154 Mrs.E scratched her's over the full length on a submerged t-post, the first hour we were on the Ouchita.
Posted by: Eromero at May 08, 2024 08:37 PM (NxC5+)

That had to have hurt.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 08, 2024 08:41 PM (0eaVi)

155 I really need to get back to writing. First need to install Scrivener on laptop. But first I need to change the Win 11 desktop to something that looks usable, like Win 10.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 08, 2024 08:41 PM (LG0ri)

156 So Biden is officially on Team Hamas. Amazing.

Posted by: Montec at May 08, 2024 08:42 PM (tpjlM)

157 axiom:
there is NO alien-first-contact story that would not be improved by the contactee carrying a j-frame .38.

change my mind!
Posted by: sock_rat_eez

Cowboys and Aliens wasn't a very good movie.
Posted by: polynikes


Imagine aliens landing and then being freaked out when they say they are here to overthrow our leaders and everyone offers to help.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 08, 2024 08:42 PM (nFo4U)

158 I know I got a lot of support. Right now I am not in the USA and will post up what I've been fighting with for a year. I'm liking the break.
Posted by: LenNeal at May 08, 2024 08:40 PM (t9H/G)

No hurry. Take your time. There are more important things than ALH!




(looks at watch)

Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 08, 2024 08:42 PM (0eaVi)

159 >>>I knew you were going to say that!

haha

Posted by: ace spencer at May 08, 2024 08:42 PM (KRtlO)

160 151

Pip!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 08, 2024 08:42 PM (tQtDb)

161 Just like the Fudge Factory at Uranus, MO.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 08, 2024 08:29 PM (nFo4U)

I hear Tom Cruise works there.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 08, 2024 08:30 PM (5PP+G)

I'm in charge of the packers.

Posted by: Mayor Buttplug at May 08, 2024 08:43 PM (R4t5M)

162 Considering what Joey is dropping in his Depends, more like Team Haz-Mat

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 08, 2024 08:43 PM (LG0ri)

163 Hey big boy!
Posted by: A Green Lipped Mussel at May 08, 2024 08:29 PM (CM7e9)

Ha! Bill is all about putting a little ice on it, not old people pain medicine.

Posted by: Auspex at May 08, 2024 08:44 PM (j4U/Z)

164 So Biden is officially on Team Hamas. Amazing.
Posted by: Montec


Team Hamas
Team Afghanistan
Team Chyna
Team Ukraine

Posted by: rickb223 at May 08, 2024 08:44 PM (nFo4U)

165 I'm currently reading Jack L. Chalker's "The Wonderland Gambit" series.

There's a very strong "The Matrix" vibe, with lots of imagery and motifs that could have been lifted directly from that movie.

Except Chalker wrote his series a few years before "The Matrix" was released. Supposedly there were talks of turning The Wonderland Gambit into a movie, but the similarities with The Matrix kind of killed that deal.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 08, 2024 08:44 PM (BpYfr)

166 157, lol!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 08, 2024 08:44 PM (tQtDb)

167 Tension, anyone?
🎾

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 08, 2024 08:44 PM (ZdexC)

168 Joey Bidet, "did I ever tell you about how my aunt got kidnapped by aliens and was turned into a potted plant?"

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 08, 2024 08:44 PM (LG0ri)

169 E,

Would you do me the favor of giving me a phonetic breakdown of how to pronounce: Ouchita

I've been dying to know ever since I did an air photo analysis of a rock formation was back in the day ...
Posted by: browndog goes in with elbows high at May 08, 2024 08:40 PM (TTAGa)
We called it Washi-ta, some call it Watch-a-ta.

Posted by: Eromero at May 08, 2024 08:45 PM (NxC5+)

170 Posted by: ace spencer at May 08, 2024 08:42 PM (KRtlO)

I was complimenting your writing earlier ace in the UNC thread but of course you weren't here. Probably off gallivanting somewhere like a jerk.

Posted by: ... at May 08, 2024 08:45 PM (lX8VI)

171 I really need to get back to writing. First need to install Scrivener on laptop. But first I need to change the Win 11 desktop to something that looks usable, like Win 10.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 08, 2024 08:41 PM (LG0ri)

Just got a new mini pc. It has Win 11. It's not unusable. Just put a link to the program on the desktop and leave it on.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 08, 2024 08:45 PM (0eaVi)

172 Considering what Joey is dropping in his Depends, more like Team Haz-Mat
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 08, 2024 08:43 PM (LG0ri)

Or if they spill all the chemicals he’s given before appearing in public.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 08, 2024 08:45 PM (VNX3d)

173 I give you Kathleen Robertson from Tin Man.

Best thing from Canada since AOP.

https://images.app.goo.gl/S5ViTMNyndo924YPA

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at May 08, 2024 07:43 PM (ufFY

Definitely has me beat in the rack department.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 08, 2024 08:45 PM (8zz6B)

174 I have a guy who is... my responsibility, who lost their only son in a natural disaster in Anatolia. There is a massive problem with this as the mother is nominal Islam/Sufi, my responsible brother is ethnic Orthodox Christian (?) and neither seem to have a firm concept of an immortal soul.
So, I have been busy with abstract things about Orthodox Church, and it has taken all my time.
I think it's wrapping up, lately, kind of.

Posted by: LenNeal at May 08, 2024 08:45 PM (t9H/G)

175 You would have to make your crime/ spontaneous.

Anyway that's a Village of the Damned quandary.

Posted by: polynikes at May 08, 2024 08:45 PM (inGXk)

176 Say what you will about the college protestors but they got results.

Posted by: Montec at May 08, 2024 08:46 PM (tpjlM)

177 *tosses Professor Squirrel a Corey Maddox coin*

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 08, 2024 08:46 PM (LG0ri)

178 Hochul

She says that and it's crickets from the media.
Gawd I hate those people.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 08, 2024 08:46 PM (W/lyH)

179 We called it Washi-ta, some call it Watch-a-ta.
Posted by: Eromero at May 08, 2024 08:45 PM (NxC5+)

I appreciate that.

I can handle Indian names up here in NYS, but down your way I lose the plot.

Posted by: browndog goes in with elbows high at May 08, 2024 08:46 PM (TTAGa)

180 *tosses Professor Squirrel a Corey Maddox coin*
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 08, 2024 08:46 PM (LG0ri)
---
Thanks!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 08, 2024 08:46 PM (BpYfr)

181 I'm watching some storm chasers in TN and KY and I learned something: Fudgearound, Tennessee is a real place.

Posted by: Tonypete a

We're having some heavy thunderstorm activity here near Nashville. No tornado alerts but phone has been screeching flood warnings.

Posted by: Tuna at May 08, 2024 08:47 PM (oaGWv)

182 154 Mrs.E scratched her's over the full length on a submerged t-post, the first hour we were on the Ouchita.
Posted by: Eromero at May 08, 2024 08:37 PM (NxC5+)

That had to have hurt.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 08, 2024 08:41 PM (0eaVi)
$800 some change custom ordered Dagger Animas. She still has it.

Posted by: Eromero at May 08, 2024 08:47 PM (NxC5+)

183 Would you do me the favor of giving me a phonetic breakdown of how to pronounce: Ouchita

I've been dying to know ever since I did an air photo analysis of a rock formation was back in the day ...
Posted by: browndog


Wah-sha-taw

Posted by: rickb223 at May 08, 2024 08:47 PM (nFo4U)

184 Tension, anyone?
🎾
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 08, 2024 08:44 PM (ZdexC)

Tennyson, anyone?

Posted by: Alfred, Lord at May 08, 2024 08:47 PM (0eaVi)

185 On a lighter note, something for Ace, the CoBs, commenters, and lurkers to remember.

https://m.youtube.com/shorts/rDJTJa5XeZo

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 08, 2024 08:48 PM (VNX3d)

186 *tunnel boom.
Not sonic boom.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 08, 2024 07:54 PM (DR4Yf)

Pressure wave, maybe. Bullet train is maybe Mach 0.25?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 08, 2024 08:48 PM (8zz6B)

187 "Why did God kill my child in an earthquake?"

"What did I do?"

That is what I've been working on. Not much fun.

Posted by: LenNeal at May 08, 2024 08:49 PM (t9H/G)

188 Posted by: Anna Puma at May 08, 2024 08:43 PM (LG0ri)

Every time I see you, I always wonder what you are working on!

Posted by: ... at May 08, 2024 08:49 PM (lX8VI)

189 Cowboys and Aliens wasn't a very good movie.
Posted by: polynikes at May 08, 2024 08:39 PM (inGXk)


It was so dumb it was fun.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 08, 2024 08:50 PM (W/lyH)

190 the premise is that a the hero wants to commit a murder (he's not a very good hero) in a future society in which widespread telepathy makes it impossible to commit a crime and get away with it.
Posted by: ace spencer at May 08, 2024 08:38 PM (KRtlO)

The Demolished Man had the issue that they know who did the murders, they just had to prove how he did it and the why. The main character, Reich, had alibied himself to make it look coincidental, but the why relied on fairly old fashioned psychiatry.

I preferred The Stars My Destination

Posted by: Kindltot at May 08, 2024 08:50 PM (D7oie)

191 Oh

Posted by: ... at May 08, 2024 08:50 PM (lX8VI)

192 Boeing B-17F Flying Fortress "Miss Ouichita"

https://tinyurl.com/b17fmissouichita

Guy in center with the Iron Cross is Heinz Barr who shot the plane down.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 08, 2024 08:51 PM (LG0ri)

193 The Demolished Man had the issue that they know who did the murders, they just had to prove how he did it and the why.
---------

Sounds like every episode of Columbo.

Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe registration now open! at May 08, 2024 08:51 PM (bS+DD)

194 Wah-sha-taw
Posted by: rickb223 at May 08, 2024 08:47 PM (nFo4U)

Thanks ...

I'd give you my version, but I don't need to feel like a bigger fool than normal tonight.

Here's a tongue twister from WNY:

Scajaquada

Posted by: browndog goes in with elbows high at May 08, 2024 08:51 PM (TTAGa)

195 Simak, though, his SF is crazy fun.
Stuff is crazy.
That bit with the bag of bowling balls and the talking dog.
Holy Hell, I'm not bold enough to write anything like that.

Posted by: LenNeal at May 08, 2024 08:51 PM (t9H/G)

196 More please Panthers, many more ...

Posted by: browndog goes in with elbows high at May 08, 2024 08:51 PM (TTAGa)

197 crap

Posted by: Kindltot at May 08, 2024 08:52 PM (D7oie)

198 There we go.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 08, 2024 08:52 PM (LkLld)

199 2-1 although I missed it, walking back from a pee

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 08, 2024 08:52 PM (ZdexC)

200 just get Minux Lint.

just sayin, all those unhappy wyndose users, why keep on tormenting yourselves?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 08, 2024 08:52 PM (tQtDb)

201 >>>I was complimenting your writing earlier ace in the UNC thread but of course you weren't here.

oh thank you! I think I was probably writing the 6:30 post.

Posted by: ace spencer at May 08, 2024 08:52 PM (KRtlO)

202 I hate the Bruins but I bet the Bruins so I'm torn.

Posted by: ... at May 08, 2024 08:53 PM (lX8VI)

203 By the way, everybody, would love to see you at our NoVaMoMe on June 8! Email me at novamome at proton dot me or use the link in my nic.

Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe registration now open! at May 08, 2024 08:53 PM (bS+DD)

204 Cowboys and Aliens wasn't a very good movie.
Posted by: polynikes at May 08, 2024 08:39 PM (inGXk)


It was so dumb it was fun.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 08, 2024 08:50 PM (W/lyH)

I actually watched it twice. Didn't get much better but watching it through that it's so dumb that it became fun lens helped.

Posted by: polynikes at May 08, 2024 08:53 PM (inGXk)

205 That is what I've been working on. Not much fun.
Posted by: LenNeal at May 08, 2024 08:49 PM (t9H/G)

you and everybody for the last 12000 years.

Nobody likes my answer.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 08, 2024 08:53 PM (D7oie)

206 >>>"Miss Ouichita"

it looks like Wichita.

Posted by: ace spencer at May 08, 2024 08:53 PM (KRtlO)

207 Simak, I did a story about a sentient android.

I can't write stories about alien bowling balls and taking dogs.

Posted by: LenNeal at May 08, 2024 08:53 PM (t9H/G)

208 Bruins are asshoe.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 08, 2024 08:54 PM (R4t5M)

209 Nobody likes my answer.
Posted by: Kindltot'

Mine either, starting with, 'There are no good people so it's not mysterious that 'bad things' happen to 'good people'. It's irrelevant.

But it does not help the agony of parents losing a child.

Posted by: LenNeal at May 08, 2024 08:55 PM (t9H/G)

210 Was wondering when some AG was going to do this....
( though it should have been during 2020 if'n I had my druthers... )

@joelpollak 17s
Ohio AG Dave Yost: Pro-Hamas Protesters Could be Prosecuted Under KKK Law
@BreitbartNews

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 08, 2024 08:56 PM (IG4Id)

211 just get Minux Lint.

just sayin, all those unhappy wyndose users, why keep on tormenting yourselves?
Posted by: sock_rat_eez

Some of us have to, because we write software to run on it to make money. :/

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 08, 2024 08:56 PM (VNX3d)

212 I really need to get back to writing. First need to install Scrivener on laptop. But first I need to change the Win 11 desktop to something that looks usable, like Win 10.
Posted by: Anna Puma

Thinking about a sequel to The Golden Isis?

Posted by: Tuna at May 08, 2024 08:56 PM (oaGWv)

213 I'd give you my version, but I don't need to feel like a bigger fool than normal tonight.

Here's a tongue twister from WNY:

Scajaquada
Posted by: browndog


Not even going to try. 😂😂

I only know because of the national park in Arkansas and staying there.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 08, 2024 08:57 PM (nFo4U)

214 tension, apprehension and dissention have begun!

- riff -



PyRE, innt? wotcher all thinkin' of, innit?


read them boox longago

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 08, 2024 08:57 PM (tQtDb)

215 206 >>>"Miss Ouichita"

it looks like Wichita.

Posted by: ace spencer at May 08, 2024 08:53 PM (KRtlO)

That was one pronunciation I went with, and got laughed at by my Prof.

He laughed even harder at:

Ow-ih-Cheeta

Posted by: browndog goes in with elbows high at May 08, 2024 08:57 PM (TTAGa)

216 just sayin, all those unhappy wyndose users, why keep on tormenting yourselves?
Posted by: sock_rat_eez '

WHAT BROWSER DO YOU USE?
IS IT BRAVE?

Posted by: Old person at May 08, 2024 08:57 PM (t9H/G)

217 Lot of Indian names in Louisiana

Atchafalaya

I grew up in Calcasieu parish.

Posted by: polynikes at May 08, 2024 08:57 PM (inGXk)

218 211, well, innit?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 08, 2024 08:58 PM (tQtDb)

219 Back from a long awaited dinner with my mini Metas. Meta boy is home on a small break from med school and Meta girl is getting ready to move to Boston for grad school. Not liking the empty nest thing...

Posted by: Heavy Meta at May 08, 2024 08:58 PM (GTqXr)

220 Scajaquada
Posted by: browndog goes in with elbows high at May 08, 2024 08:51 PM (TTAGa)
Here we go: Squaz-wa-da. I think it means 'No no, put the hook after the cork.'

Posted by: Eromero at May 08, 2024 08:59 PM (NxC5+)

221 ... really need to get back to writing. First need to install Scrivener on laptop. But first I need to change the Win 11 desktop to something that looks usable, like Win 10. Posted by: Anna Puma at May 08, 2024 08:41 PM (LG0ri)


Look up "Win 7 Classic Shell". It overlays the "11", and makes all your browser ops Look Like you're running Win 7. Same Start Menu, and Control Panel, etc.

I despise all the later versions of Windows, not based much on functionality, but because the screen design of them all is based on "phone app" graphics, screen space design, and even menu functionality, which to me, are exactly WRONG for laptop or desktop use.

For me, "Win 7 Classic Shell" is a Life Preserver.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 08, 2024 08:59 PM (e6UQI)

222 Anna I've been using StartAllBack since I got my Win11 PC. I really like what you can do with it and I paid whatever the nominal fee was for all the features. Taskbar is awesome again.

Posted by: ... at May 08, 2024 08:59 PM (lX8VI)

223 216, yes


why do you ask?


lol

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 08, 2024 08:59 PM (tQtDb)

224 Sounds like every episode of Columbo.
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe registration now open!

He's just got one more question.

Posted by: She Hobbit at May 08, 2024 09:00 PM (ftFVW)

225 217 Lot of Indian names in Louisiana

Atchafalaya

I grew up in Calcasieu parish.
Posted by: polynikes at May 08, 2024 08:57 PM (inGXk)

Atchafalaya I can do ...

Calcasieu - no can do

Posted by: browndog goes in with elbows high at May 08, 2024 09:00 PM (TTAGa)

226 My answer is life on earth is a blink of an eye compared to the afterlife. If you're not a believer then the answer is shit happens.

Posted by: polynikes at May 08, 2024 09:01 PM (inGXk)

227 @joelpollak 17s
Ohio AG Dave Yost: Pro-Hamas Protesters Could be Prosecuted Under KKK Law
@BreitbartNews
---
Good.

It pisses me off no end that cops here refuse to enforce our [non-KKK] laws about wearing a disguise in public that, clearly, all of these keffiyeh hamassholes are doing as well as those wearing the N-95 masks for a similar reason and not due to Covid BS.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 08, 2024 09:01 PM (ZdexC)

228 Atchafalaya I can do ...

Calcasieu - no can do
Posted by: browndog goes in with elbows high at May 08, 2024 09:00 PM (TTAGa)
---
Gesundheit!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 08, 2024 09:01 PM (BpYfr)

229 And for SF babes.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 08, 2024 08:16 PM (9yWhg)


Today they are the ones with the little dicks.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 08, 2024 09:01 PM (W/lyH)

230 >>Atchafalaya I can do ...

>>Calcasieu - no can do


Lake Chaubunagungamaug

Posted by: JackStraw at May 08, 2024 09:02 PM (LkLld)

231 I have several future stories using the characters from Golden Isis but they just kinda bogged down. Ugh.

Would like to write more about Yuriko, Zoe, Joe, Devon, and Nicole also. Right now I have Zoe muttering in my mind, "she tasks me!" because she is still trying to work out a way to get Yuriko into liking anime and such Joe so loves.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 08, 2024 09:02 PM (LG0ri)

232 Lake Chaubunagungamaug
Posted by: JackStraw

Did he put the ram in the ramalamdingdong?

Posted by: She Hobbit at May 08, 2024 09:03 PM (ftFVW)

233 g'night everyone!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 08, 2024 09:04 PM (tQtDb)

234 Here we go: Squaz-wa-da. I think it means 'No no, put the hook after the cork.'
Posted by: Eromero at May 08, 2024 08:59 PM (NxC5+)

Sca -JACK -wada

Unlike Cuyahoga, which goes:

Kai-a-HO-ga

So when I moved to WNY, Scajaquada came out:

Sca-ja-QWADA

First time I made my then mother-in-law laugh ...

Posted by: browndog goes in with elbows high at May 08, 2024 09:04 PM (TTAGa)

235 SF babes?

Bimbos of the Death Sun and Zombies of the Gene Pool for the win?

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 08, 2024 09:04 PM (LG0ri)

236 WHAT BROWSER DO YOU USE?
IS IT BRAVE?
Posted by: Old person at May 08, 2024 08:57 PM (t9H/G)


Well, I'd not want to depend on it in a firefight, know what I'm sayin'?

Posted by: Diogenes at May 08, 2024 09:04 PM (W/lyH)

237 How about Chumbawumba mate?

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 08, 2024 09:05 PM (LG0ri)

238 Lake Chaubunagungamaug
Posted by: JackStraw at May 08, 2024 09:02 PM (LkLld)

I can get the gist of it, it's simply a matter of where the em-PHA-sis goes

Posted by: browndog goes in with elbows high at May 08, 2024 09:05 PM (TTAGa)

239 >>I can get the gist of it, it's simply a matter of where the em-PHA-sis goes

Lake.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 08, 2024 09:06 PM (LkLld)

240 browser inna firefight, lol without end

innit?

g'night !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 08, 2024 09:06 PM (tQtDb)

241 Japan's Shinkansen (bullet trains) are the platonic ideal of travel.

The US is probably too large geographically for them to ever make sense here but in Japan, hot damn are they freakin awesome.

Not very expensive, clean, quiet (Due to the Japanese courtesy of not yakking on a phone in an enclosed space), and they have snacks and drinks coming by regularly.

10/10 would ride again.

Posted by: ballistic at May 08, 2024 09:06 PM (oqH4h)

242 I have typewriters for that. A new to me mid 60s SCM electric Coronet and a mid 60s manual Galaxie. I like them both and they will be easier on my hands than my older typers. Also got a 70s rlectric with the daisy wheel. That one may have an issue. Thought it would be interesting to play with. Gotta clean them and and set up a desk to use.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at May 08, 2024 09:07 PM (yeEu9)

243 Lake.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 08, 2024 09:06 PM (LkLld)

LOL ...

Posted by: browndog goes in with elbows high at May 08, 2024 09:07 PM (TTAGa)

244 You guys are getting pwnd.

Posted by: Thomas Jefferson at May 08, 2024 09:07 PM (VOSfB)

245 @joelpollak 17s
Ohio AG Dave Yost: Pro-Hamas Protesters Could be Prosecuted Under KKK Law
@BreitbartNews

-

I remember when the COVID silliness began and people were pointing out that it was illegal for folks to cover their faces like that in public and the (D) NC Attorney General made a public statement saying, roughly, "Nah, it's fine, the law is what we say it is and there's no need to change it because it's not illegal if we say it's okay for the rioters to wear masks."

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Little girls dreamt of being moms, women told them not to follow their dreams at May 08, 2024 09:08 PM (uo86X)

246 j-frame, 1911, 870; this is the proper order of things

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 08, 2024 09:08 PM (tQtDb)

247 WHAT BROWSER DO YOU USE?
IS IT BRAVE?
Posted by: Old person at May 08, 2024 08:57 PM (t9H/G)


Well, I'd not want to depend on it in a firefight, know what I'm sayin'?

Posted by: Diogenes
Does it identify as a ring mounted M2?

Posted by: BifBewalski at May 08, 2024 09:08 PM (MsrgL)

248 I wish Musk could complete his pipe dream ( pun intended) and build his pneumatic tube travel loop of Dallas Austin Houston.

Posted by: polynikes at May 08, 2024 09:09 PM (inGXk)

249 Lot of Indian names in Louisiana

Atchafalaya

Is it A-CHAFF-alaya or ATCHafalaya?

Posted by: Archimedes at May 08, 2024 09:10 PM (CsUN+)

250 Win 11 task bar.. "Search - World Donkey Day"

I think I will pass. But that could be a writing prompt I guess.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 08, 2024 09:11 PM (LG0ri)

251 Lot of Indian names in Louisiana

Atchafalaya

Is it A-CHAFF-alaya or ATCHafalaya?

Posted by: Archimedes

a-shaff-a-lie-a

I grew up near there.

Posted by: BifBewalski at May 08, 2024 09:11 PM (MsrgL)

252 Buzzer beater

3-1 Panthers

Posted by: browndog goes in with elbows high at May 08, 2024 09:12 PM (TTAGa)

253 Yuge.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 08, 2024 09:12 PM (LkLld)

254
We can't even get HSR between Dallas and Houston. In Texas. Where stuff gets done.

We have an extensive, profitable rail system in the US. It is, quite properly, used for freight.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 08, 2024 09:12 PM (MoZTd)

255 Atchafalaya

Is it A-CHAFF-alaya or ATCHafalaya?
Posted by: Archimedes at May 08, 2024 09:10 PM (CsUN+)

Asking local Cajuns about that: "Chaf-a-lie-a". No initial "a".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 08, 2024 09:13 PM (8zz6B)

256 WHAT BROWSER DO YOU USE?
IS IT BRAVE?
Posted by: Old person at May 08, 2024 08:57 PM (t9H/G)


Well, I'd not want to depend on it in a firefight, know what I'm sayin'?

Posted by: Diogenes
Does it identify as a ring mounted M2?
Posted by: BifBewalski

Could it withstand Rambo in next years movie?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 08, 2024 09:13 PM (VNX3d)

257 Posted by: Archimedes at May 08, 2024 09:10 PM (CsUN+)

I say it the first way you posted. No telling how people in New Orleans say it. I'm from Lake Charles which is southwest Louisiana.

Posted by: polynikes at May 08, 2024 09:13 PM (inGXk)

258 3-1 I guess I better stop going to pee if the Bruins are to win this one.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 08, 2024 09:15 PM (ZdexC)

259 Surprised, I am not:

@DrEliDavid 3h
.@Google Gemini refuses to discuss the “Holocaust”, but is glad to do so for Palestinian “Nakba” 🤯

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 08, 2024 09:15 PM (IG4Id)

260 45MB of 175MB downloaded for Scrivener, maybe will go do something else.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 08, 2024 09:16 PM (LG0ri)

261 3-1 I guess I better stop going to pee if the Bruins are to win this one.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 08, 2024 09:15 PM (ZdexC)

Aren't you supposed to throw an octopus on the ice?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 08, 2024 09:17 PM (8zz6B)

262 Ummmm, the weather dudes are calling for 80MPH winds and apple sized hail a bit south of us.

I don't think I've ever heard that descriptor before.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 08, 2024 09:18 PM (/i32d)

263 Tchoupitoulas

Posted by: rickb223 at May 08, 2024 09:19 PM (nFo4U)

264 260 45MB of 175MB downloaded for Scrivener, maybe will go do something else.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 08, 2024 09:16 PM (LG0ri)

Damn, anna, spring for the better internet connection.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 08, 2024 09:19 PM (di6C2)

265 Apple sized hail? Steve Jobs is mad at you?

Metal roof? Prepare for dents.

Plastic car? Prepare for holes.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 08, 2024 09:20 PM (LG0ri)

266 262 Ummmm, the weather dudes are calling for 80MPH winds and apple sized hail a bit south of us.

I don't think I've ever heard that descriptor before.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 08, 2024 09:18 PM (/i32d)

Maybe: 'Hail the size of two or three boxes you might carry.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 08, 2024 09:20 PM (di6C2)

267 At 148MB

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 08, 2024 09:20 PM (LG0ri)

268 Flor-da Panthers seem to be waking up

Posted by: Ex GOP at May 08, 2024 09:21 PM (GpUII)

269 Nacogdoches

Natchitoches

Posted by: rickb223 at May 08, 2024 09:21 PM (nFo4U)

270 Metal roof? Prepare for dents.

Plastic car? Prepare for holes.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 08, 2024 09:20 PM (LG0ri)

Oh, shit!

Posted by: The little pig what built his house from straw. at May 08, 2024 09:22 PM (8zz6B)

271 10/10 would ride again.
Posted by: ballistic at May 08, 2024 09:06 PM

Tell us you're not TJM without telling us you're not TJM.

;-)

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 08, 2024 09:22 PM (a3Q+t)

272 Wow, the idiots at CNN are starting to say exactly the same things about the college tantrums that I and others have been saying here for weeks. They get paid millions to regurgitate much later what's posted here for free.

https://tinyurl.com/mr3evz8n

Posted by: Archimedes at May 08, 2024 09:22 PM (CsUN+)

273 254
We can't even get HSR between Dallas and Houston. In Texas. Where stuff gets done.

We have an extensive, profitable rail system in the US. It is, quite properly, used for freight.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 08, 2024 09:12 PM (MoZTd)

No HSR until population densities are as they are in Europe.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 08, 2024 09:23 PM (Ds3Rc)

274 Well, there's golfball sized hail. Maybe baseball sized hail.

If you're getting baseball sized hail, that sucks.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 08, 2024 09:23 PM (R4t5M)

275 262 Ummmm, the weather dudes are calling for 80MPH winds and apple sized hail a bit south of us.

I don't think I've ever heard that descriptor before.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 08, 2024 09:18 PM (/i32d)

Maybe: 'Hail the size of two or three boxes you might carry.'

It's probably not appropriate to use giraffes as a unit here, so perhaps sea urchins?

Posted by: Archimedes at May 08, 2024 09:23 PM (CsUN+)

276 These storms suuuuuucccckkkkkk

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 08, 2024 09:24 PM (AJDwy)

277 It's probably not appropriate to use giraffes as a unit here, so perhaps sea urchins?
Posted by: Archimedes at May 08, 2024 09:23 PM (CsUN+)

Maybe 2.5 buses?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 08, 2024 09:24 PM (di6C2)

278 Nacogdoches

Natchitoches

Posted by: rickb223

The one in Texas is pronounced exactly like the first one is spelled.

Lived in the 2nd one for many years. We call it nack-a-tish

Posted by: BifBewalski at May 08, 2024 09:25 PM (MsrgL)

279 262 Ummmm, the weather dudes are calling for 80MPH winds and apple sized hail a bit south of us.

I don't think I've ever heard that descriptor before.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 08, 2024 09:18 PM (/i32d)

When hail is larger than nickel size, you could get tornadoes.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 08, 2024 09:25 PM (Ds3Rc)

280 Two tornados hitting Athens, AL at the same time.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 08, 2024 09:25 PM (AJDwy)

281 These storms suuuuuucccckkkkkk

Posted by: AlaBAMA

You in Limestone county? That area is getting the reach around hard core like right now

Posted by: BifBewalski at May 08, 2024 09:26 PM (MsrgL)

282 No, I'm in Nashville now but it's all over the place here too.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 08, 2024 09:27 PM (AJDwy)

283 Athens is getting hit hard

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 08, 2024 09:28 PM (AJDwy)

284 These are the storms that will be in AO in the morning.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 08, 2024 09:28 PM (R4t5M)

285 No, I'm in Nashville now but it's all over the place here too.

Posted by: AlaBAMA

Prayers, brother. I'm in south Madison county, east side of one of the mountain ridges. Everything is kind of parting and going around me.

Weather radio is going ape shit though.

Posted by: BifBewalski at May 08, 2024 09:28 PM (MsrgL)

286 Scrivener installed and working. Got 29 days to cough up $59.99 to keep it working.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 08, 2024 09:29 PM (LG0ri)

287 Is it A-CHAFF-alaya or ATCHafalaya?

Posted by: Archimedes at May 08, 2024 09:10 PM (CsUN+)

Tomayto Tomahto.

Posted by: Geronomo at May 08, 2024 09:30 PM (JQpNg)

288 For the Horde that is interested, here is the local live stream of our North 'bama weather event.

https://www.waff.com/livestream/

Posted by: BifBewalski at May 08, 2024 09:31 PM (MsrgL)

289 It's that time of year. Parts of WV saw tornadoes last night. Took out a few homes and made a mess of things.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 08, 2024 09:31 PM (R4t5M)

290 I'd like to believe Rex was bred to murder otters.

Those paws are trained to drown bitches.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 08, 2024 09:32 PM (fY84s)

291 285 No, I'm in Nashville now but it's all over the place here too.

Posted by: AlaBAMA

Prayers, brother. I'm in south Madison county, east side of one of the mountain ridges. Everything is kind of parting and going around me.

Weather radio is going ape shit though.
Posted by: BifBewalski at May 08, 2024 09:28 PM (MsrgL)

Damn boys ...

Prayers up

Posted by: browndog goes in with elbows high at May 08, 2024 09:33 PM (TTAGa)

292 Hot air from the south getting cold air from the north and it's happening right over north Alabama and middle Tennessee.

What a cluster

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 08, 2024 09:33 PM (AJDwy)

293 Is that a fat lady singing??

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 08, 2024 09:33 PM (ZdexC)

294 4-1 now ...

This is what I expected in the 1st game

Let's go Buffalo (South)

Posted by: browndog goes in with elbows high at May 08, 2024 09:34 PM (TTAGa)

295 Announcers claim the Bruins thought it was icing so they slacked off.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 08, 2024 09:34 PM (ZdexC)

296 May all the Horde, and their friends and family, be kept safe from the storms.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 08, 2024 09:34 PM (8zz6B)

297 Hot air from the south getting cold air from the north and it's happening right over north Alabama and middle Tennessee.

What a cluster
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 08, 2024 09:33 PM (AJDwy)

Fuckin Yankee winds.

Posted by: Just sayin at May 08, 2024 09:34 PM (JQpNg)

298 colliding fronts?

Xenia, OH and the Easter Super Outbreak have entered Chat.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 08, 2024 09:35 PM (LG0ri)

299 Announcers claim the Bruins thought it was icing so they slacked off.
Posted by: andycanuck

*shake weight motion*

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 08, 2024 09:36 PM (R4t5M)

300
*shake weight motion*
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 08, 2024 09:36 PM (R4t5M)

Ex-fuqing-zactly ...

Posted by: browndog goes in with elbows high at May 08, 2024 09:38 PM (TTAGa)

301
The US has all the varieties of awful weather. Extreme heat. Extreme cold. Desert dryness. Tropical humidity. Tornadoes. Hurricanes. You name it, we got it.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 08, 2024 09:41 PM (MoZTd)

302 https://www.waff.com/livestream/
Posted by: BifBewalski at May 08, 2024 09:31 PM (MsrgL)

That's a lot of red and yellow ...

Just damn

Posted by: browndog goes in with elbows high at May 08, 2024 09:41 PM (TTAGa)

303 Prayers up for fellow rons and ettes. At least it's not giraffe size hail I guess.

Posted by: ... at May 08, 2024 09:41 PM (lX8VI)

304 You know who else had a lot of hail?

Posted by: ... at May 08, 2024 09:42 PM (lX8VI)

305
I see that Kap'n Billy K got himself an Egger suit for his "Why Biden Won't Abandon Israel" article at The Bullshit, er, Bulwerk.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 08, 2024 09:42 PM (xG4kz)

306 At least I have seen weather people say they expect football or basketball sized hail anywhere. I hope I don't, either!

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 08, 2024 09:42 PM (VNX3d)

307

KKKlimate KKKhaos!

Waycyst!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 08, 2024 09:44 PM (xG4kz)

308 The largest hailstone ever recorded fell near Vivian, South Dakota, United States in 2010. It measured 8 inches in diameter, 18.62 inches in circumference, and weighed 1.9375 pounds12. The heaviest hailstones on record weighed up to 1 kg (2 lb) and are reported to have killed 92 people in Bangladesh in 19863.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 08, 2024 09:44 PM (di6C2)

309 LOL at Rodriguez stick flying.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 08, 2024 09:44 PM (ZdexC)

310 We've got thunder and lightning over the ocean but no rain here.

Stay offshore, we've had enough.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 08, 2024 09:45 PM (LkLld)

311 You know who else had a lot of hail?
------
HH 88!

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 08, 2024 09:45 PM (ZdexC)

312
The heaviest hailstones on record weighed up to 1 kg (2 lb) and are reported to have killed 92 people in Bangladesh in 19863.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 08, 2024 09:44 PM (di6C2)

_________

I thought it was in 16398.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 08, 2024 09:46 PM (MoZTd)

313 The heaviest hailstones on record weighed up to 1 kg (2 lb) and are reported to have killed 92 people in Bangladesh in 19863.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

How fast was that going to hit that many - or did it sink their boat (battleship?)

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 08, 2024 09:46 PM (VNX3d)

314 The US has all the varieties of awful weather. Extreme heat. Extreme cold. Desert dryness. Tropical humidity. Tornadoes. Hurricanes. You name it, we got it.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh



And that's just Texas! Try the other 49 states!

Posted by: rickb223 at May 08, 2024 09:46 PM (nFo4U)

315 No whistle. LOL.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 08, 2024 09:46 PM (ZdexC)

316 Ha. From the WAFF link:

"It says that anybody can object to any material or program or activity in the library,” said Hewitt. “So, it’s not limited to books that might be deemed inappropriate for children necessarily, but just pretty much anything. So, it’s a little bit broad, and puts us in a position of making it almost impossible to operate a library.”"

-

Did you know it's almost impossible to operate a library without exposing 5 year olds to p()rn?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Little girls dreamt of being moms, women told them not to follow their dreams at May 08, 2024 09:46 PM (uo86X)

317 I thought it was in 16398.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 08, 2024 09:46 PM (MoZTd)

Sir, I merely copied and pasted. I make no allowance for those who do not understand parenthetical references.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 08, 2024 09:47 PM (di6C2)

318 I thought it was in 16398.
--------
The setting for Len's newest manuscript.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 08, 2024 09:47 PM (ZdexC)

319 318 I thought it was in 16398.
--------
The setting for Len's newest manuscript.
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 08, 2024 09:47 PM (ZdexC)

If Man is still alive,
If woman can survive...

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 08, 2024 09:48 PM (di6C2)

320 The trailer for Costner's next western, Horizon Part I, just dropped, as the kids say:

youtube.com/watch?v=qLYomHhL7iI

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 08, 2024 09:48 PM (IG4Id)

321 The heaviest hailstones on record weighed up to 1 kg (2 lb) and are reported to have killed 92 people in Bangladesh in 19863.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

How fast was that going to hit that many - or did it sink their boat (battleship?)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf

Aetius in Ace's f'n time machine. It hasn't happened yet. This is only 2024, not 19863.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 08, 2024 09:48 PM (nFo4U)

322 Aetius in Ace's f'n time machine. It hasn't happened yet. This is only 2024, not 19863.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 08, 2024 09:48 PM (nFo4U)

Hey, maybe we will get Robo, futuristic Reagan again.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 08, 2024 09:50 PM (di6C2)

323 Did you know it's almost impossible to operate a library without exposing 5 year olds to p()rn?

Posted by: Moron Robbie -

Oh yeah, the progtards have been tearing their hair shirts and wailing non-stop over that.

Could've gone without that legislation if they'd self regulated the scum they serve up to kids, but nooooooo.

Posted by: BifBewalski at May 08, 2024 09:51 PM (MsrgL)

324 Roughing??

And misconducts.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 08, 2024 09:51 PM (ZdexC)

325 Wait, ice has a pretty specific density... and rain water would be fairly pure so... how could it be heavier than the largest stone in South Dakota?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 08, 2024 09:52 PM (di6C2)

326
5-1. Yay.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 08, 2024 09:52 PM (MoZTd)

327 Buh-bye.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 08, 2024 09:52 PM (ZdexC)

328 Hey, maybe we will get Robo, futuristic Reagan again.
Posted by: Aetius451AD


You would know. Running all over with the time machine.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 08, 2024 09:52 PM (nFo4U)

329 The heaviest hailstones on record weighed up to 1 kg (2 lb) and are reported to have killed 92 people in Bangladesh in 19863.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

How fast was that going to hit that many - or did it sink their boat (battleship?)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf

Aetius in Ace's f'n time machine. It hasn't happened yet. This is only 2024, not 19863.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 08, 2024 09:48 PM (nFo4U)

I seem to remember there was an "unsolved mystery" regarding a whole caravan of religious pilgrims somewhere in the north of India, who were all killed while crossing a dry lake in the foothills of the Himalayas. Somehow, latter-day investigators decided they were caught out in a massive hailstorm, with no shelter to be had.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 08, 2024 09:52 PM (8zz6B)

330 1-2-3-4-5 ... WE WANT MORE

Posted by: browndog goes in with elbows high at May 08, 2024 09:52 PM (TTAGa)

331 In America we don't have Big Brother. We have Big Sister. If you want to know the future, picture Marian Kim Phelps banning you from your team for not clapping loud enough, forever.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 08, 2024 09:52 PM (0FoWg)

332 Spoke too soon. Frigging monsoon.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 08, 2024 09:54 PM (LkLld)

333 Wait, ice has a pretty specific density... and rain water would be fairly pure so... how could it be heavier than the largest stone in South Dakota?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 08, 2024 09:52 PM (di6C2)

Hailstones can be very irregular, and some have spikes. "Diameter" is an estimate.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 08, 2024 09:54 PM (8zz6B)

334 I seem to remember there was an "unsolved mystery" regarding a whole caravan of religious pilgrims somewhere in the north of India,


I knew the Donner Party got lost, but dang...

Posted by: rickb223 at May 08, 2024 09:54 PM (nFo4U)

335 somehow, latter-day investigators decided they were caught out in a massive hailstorm, with no shelter to be had.
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Like murder mysteries with an ice bullet used for the killing.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 08, 2024 09:55 PM (ZdexC)

336 Actually are years gonna look weird when there's still no commas in them?

Posted by: ... at May 08, 2024 09:55 PM (lX8VI)

337 Hailstones can be very irregular, and some have spikes. "Diameter" is an estimate.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Eigen Vectors have entered the chat.

Posted by: BifBewalski at May 08, 2024 09:55 PM (MsrgL)

338 I seem to remember there was an "unsolved mystery" regarding a whole caravan of religious pilgrims somewhere in the north of India, who were all killed while crossing a dry lake in the foothills of the Himalayas. Somehow, latter-day investigators decided they were caught out in a massive hailstorm, with no shelter to be had.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Damn. That would suck. Were they all on foot with nothing in their hands that they could use?

Posted by: rickb223 at May 08, 2024 09:56 PM (nFo4U)

339 Hailstones can be very irregular, and some have spikes.

Sooo....like sea urchins? I'm just sayin'.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 08, 2024 09:58 PM (CsUN+)

340 Damn. That would suck. Were they all on foot with nothing in their hands that they could use?
Posted by: rickb223 at May 08, 2024 09:56 PM (nFo4U)

Not even Bob, that annoying one everyone hated?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 08, 2024 09:58 PM (di6C2)

341
6-1. I want it to be 15-1.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 08, 2024 09:59 PM (MoZTd)

342 Hailstones can be very irregular, and some have spikes. "Diameter" is an estimate.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Eigen Vectors have entered the chat.
Posted by: BifBewalski

Or parts of the hailstone project into other dimensions.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 08, 2024 09:59 PM (VNX3d)

343 If you can't beat 'em on the ice, beat 'em in the alley

Posted by: Freddie "The Fog" Shero at May 08, 2024 10:00 PM (TTAGa)

344 I guess I've been holding it in since #258 didn't work.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 08, 2024 10:02 PM (ZdexC)

345 Link to hail deaths in ancient India:

https://tinyurl.com/3cvmrn3d

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 08, 2024 10:03 PM (8zz6B)

346 344 I guess I've been holding it in since #258 didn't work.
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 08, 2024 10:02 PM (ZdexC)

Or Hadrian wants you to pee 10 more times. Get a bigger cup.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 08, 2024 10:03 PM (di6C2)

347 344 I guess I've been holding it in since #258 didn't work.
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 08, 2024 10:02 PM (ZdexC)

Might I suggest Astronaut Diapers ...

Posted by: browndog loves old time hockey at May 08, 2024 10:03 PM (TTAGa)

348
Tkachuk just hammered Pastrnak.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 08, 2024 10:04 PM (MoZTd)

349 Might I suggest Astronaut Diapers ...
Posted by: browndog loves old time hockey at May 08, 2024 10:03 PM (TTAGa)

Or the type Biden wears.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 08, 2024 10:05 PM (di6C2)

350 348
Tkachuk just hammered Pastrnak.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 08, 2024 10:04 PM (MoZTd)

Darmok and Gilead on the Ocean...

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 08, 2024 10:05 PM (di6C2)

351 348
Tkachuk just hammered Pastrnak.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 08, 2024 10:04 PM (MoZTd)

So much for the idea that fighting is being taken out of the game ...

Posted by: browndog loves old time hockey at May 08, 2024 10:06 PM (TTAGa)

352
Link to hail deaths in ancient India:

https://tinyurl.com/3cvmrn3d
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

==========

Wow, cool.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at May 08, 2024 10:06 PM (Tvyd+)

353 ONT has been de-plonted.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 08, 2024 10:06 PM (IG4Id)

354 In that photo at the top of the Milky Way you can see three "fingers" of a dust cloud above and to the right of the galactic core. In that dust cloud is a kick ass nebula

https://youtu.be/mOEpe8JLhh8?si=rnzhrZ7FcxPQ44HM

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at May 08, 2024 10:10 PM (APmDc)

355 So much for the idea that fighting is being taken out of the game ...
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Especially in the playoffs!

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 08, 2024 10:11 PM (ZdexC)

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