Israeli Warplanes Begin Pounding Rafah Like Sweetdick Pounding Fani's Wretched Snizz

In an obvious attempt to delay this final attack on their terror stronghold, Hamas announced they were "agreeing" to a ceasefire.

Not the ceasefire deal that Israel agreed to, of course. No, they "agreed" to a ceasefire deal Israel had no part of.

Avi Mayer
@AviMayer
Let us all be very clear on what is happening right now:
Hamas has not agreed to any known proposal for a ceasefire.
Its announcement that it has agreed to "a ceasefire" is meaningless, an obvious ploy and delay tactic meant to prevent the imminent military operation in Rafah

Earlier, Israel dropped leaflets on Rafah instructing civilians to evacuate.

Now they've begun the bombing, in preparation for a ground (and underground) offensive.

Israeli warplanes pounded targets in Rafah, a city in southern Gaza, yesterday, as the military told about 110,000 people there to evacuate. Hours later, the political leader of Hamas, Ismail Haniyeh, said that the group had accepted a cease-fire proposal from Qatar and Egypt.
The full details of the proposal were unclear, but the conflict remains unresolved. Comments by Hamas and Israeli officials made it clear that Haniyeh was not referring to the plan that Israel had recently put forward.
Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu's office said the proposal did not meet Israel's demands. Israel's war cabinet had also decided unanimously to "continue with its action in Rafah in order to exert military pressure on Hamas," Netanyahu's office said in a statement.

Biden is, of course, trying to save Hamas' terrorist leaders their just reckoning, to placate the pro-terrorist Democrat madrassas in Michiganistan.

Israel started the final phase of the war to remove Hamas
Good
The Biden Admin is reacting to political pressure in trying to stop this
Netanyahu must stand firm pic.twitter.com/OZ5gb3EK6M
— Jim Hanson (@JimHansonDC) May 6, 2024

Biden six months ago: “Hamas must be eliminated entirely” 👇

Biden today: “Israel must not enter Rafah to eliminate Hamas”

What changed? Pressure from pro-Hamas voters in Michigan? pic.twitter.com/nAUz2mc2yU
— Dr. Eli David (@DrEliDavid) May 5, 2024

BREAKING: Biden made it clear to Netanyahu today that he's against a ground invasion on Rafah.

This is the man who funded weapons to Israel with zero conditions attached.

Please keep sharing news of Rafah. All eyes on RAFAH. pic.twitter.com/oZqN4pQ8on
— Khalissee (@Kahlissee) May 6, 2024

More: Another "Biden win."

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 05:45 PM

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1 Crush them

Posted by: steevy at May 06, 2024 05:45 PM (FQmDC)

2 It's Bronx Week so bring an extra clip.

Posted by: Jamaica at May 06, 2024 05:46 PM (IG7T0)

3 flatten the place

Posted by: Ciampino - How to degrade an honor? at May 06, 2024 05:47 PM (qfLjt)

4 May Justice be done, in this world and the Next …

Posted by: Adriane the Gas Station Sushi Critic . . . at May 06, 2024 05:48 PM (4Winp)

5 Wasn't SD in the news recently saying something to the effect, "So what? Everybody does it man!"

Posted by: banana Dream at May 06, 2024 05:48 PM (Y6IkP)

6 Ceasefire=/=Surrender

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 06, 2024 05:48 PM (di6C2)

7 May Israel be Blessed with Courage and Strength at this lonely time . . .

Posted by: Adriane the Critic . . . at May 06, 2024 05:49 PM (4Winp)

8 Imagery has always had a twisted place in the ace repertoire.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 06, 2024 05:49 PM (tT6L1)

9 Oh Wade! Turn me and burn me with your hot meat pole!

Posted by: Fani at May 06, 2024 05:49 PM (0Gnoc)

10 Guess who Fire Marshal Jamaal blames.

Rep. Jamaal Bowman Ed.D.
@JamaalBowmanNY
One million Palestinians are trapped in Rafah.
There is a ceasefire on the table. A path to peace is in front of us. We must stay strong in our demands to end Netanyahu’s violence and ensure a permanent #CeasefireNow!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 06, 2024 05:49 PM (L/fGl)

11 SHRIMP AND GRITS!

Posted by: Kumalalala at May 06, 2024 05:49 PM (6OrcJ)

12 Am Yisrael Chai.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 06, 2024 05:49 PM (PiwSw)

13 hamas: "We agree to ceasefire!"
Israel: "We are studying the proposal.."
Also Israel: "Tanks have entered East Rafah after War Cabinet gives operation go-ahead."

Posted by: runner at May 06, 2024 05:50 PM (V13WU)

14 the political leader of Hamas, Ismail Haniyeh, said that the group had accepted a cease-fire proposal from Qatar and Egypt.
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Except for the small but noticeable detail that Qatar (Catarrh?) and Egypt are not fighting in Gaza.

Apart from that ...

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 06, 2024 05:50 PM (YqDXo)

15 Arrested students arrived at the Jail in San Diego.

https://www.twitch.tv/1strespondersmedia

Posted by: Ciampino - How to waste your day at May 06, 2024 05:50 PM (qfLjt)

16 Pull a fire alarm Jamaal

Posted by: steevy at May 06, 2024 05:51 PM (FQmDC)

17 No dissension in their War Cabinet… clarity of purpose.

Posted by: tubal at May 06, 2024 05:51 PM (PCK5/)

18 Rep. Jamaal Bowman Ed.D.
@JamaalBowmanNY
One million Palestinians are trapped in Rafah.
There is a ceasefire on the table. A path to peace is in front of us. We must stay strong in our demands to end Netanyahu’s violence and ensure a permanent #CeasefireNow!
_______________

"Or else I'll pull another fire alarm!"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 06, 2024 05:51 PM (YqDXo)

19 Probably not going to be as messy as Fani's cooze.

Posted by: TC at May 06, 2024 05:51 PM (cHOHf)

20 Good, grind Hamas into dust

Posted by: Skip at May 06, 2024 05:52 PM (fwDg9)

21 In an obvious attempt to delay this final attack on their terror stronghold, Hamas announced they were "agreeing" to a ceasefire.

I remember this one time in grade school, I sucker-punched this kid that was bigger and older than me and then I told him "me and my friends say 'cease fire'" so he wasn't allowed to hit me back, so I won.

Posted by: Things that never happened at May 06, 2024 05:52 PM (yOPBE)

22 Arrested students arrived at the Jail in San Diego.

==

We are ready for them !

--San Diego jail bedbugs

Posted by: runner at May 06, 2024 05:52 PM (V13WU)

23 No dissension in their War Cabinet… clarity of purpose.

Posted by: tubal at May 06, 2024 05:51 PM (PCK5/)
____________

Channeling Pokemon: "Gotta get 'em all."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 06, 2024 05:52 PM (YqDXo)

24 I saw Wretched Snizz open for Hole at the Cow Palace in '00.
They stunk.

Posted by: wth at May 06, 2024 05:52 PM (v0R5T)

25 FJB and I hope the IDF has complete success.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 06, 2024 05:52 PM (ASqwj)

26 Premature capitulation...

Visegrád 24 @visegrad24 42m
BREAKING:
Palestinians in Gaza celebrate the Hamas announcement that they agree to the ceasefire deal proposed by Egypt & Qatar.

However, that deal contains elements Israel finds unacceptable.

There is no ceasefire coming, Rafah invasion about to happen.
https://tinyurl.com/48nypywc
20 seconds; very LOUD

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 06, 2024 05:52 PM (ZdexC)

27 https://www.twitch.tv/1strespondersmedia
Posted by: Ciampino - How to waste your day at May 06, 2024 05:50 PM (qfLjt)
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I hope they get to spend some quality time with inmates who were recently sent down from state prison. Heck, they may even get to make the acquaintance of a few of those sparks of humanity known as MS 13.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 06, 2024 05:53 PM (tT6L1)

28 Kind of sounds like the Israelis don't trust us to protect them anymore. Huh.

Good on you, Bibi. Godspeed.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 06, 2024 05:53 PM (di6C2)

29 In the Mapes Administration, Jamaal Bowman will have a yuge (read: very small) and luxurious (read: not luxurious) 6x8 cell at Gitmo. In deference to his history and abilities, he will be given a non-functional fire alarm to play with.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 06, 2024 05:53 PM (PiwSw)

30 Hamas culdn't even come up with 33 live hostages. They offered combo of dead bodies and live hostages. The deal they agreed to didn;t offer a single hostage.
The "hostages" are their only bargaining chip. However now that they are all probably dead or wish they were Hamas is done for.
It's about time.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 06, 2024 05:53 PM (t/2Uw)

31 The Israeli's need to go all King Harv on them. May God (the real one, not the demon that supposedly spoke to Mohammed) have mercy on their souls.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 06, 2024 05:53 PM (Eur7t)

32 Build monuments and sing songs about the hostages to the next generation, and finish these bastards off.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 06, 2024 05:54 PM (W/lyH)

33 Wondering if the IDF uses Belgian Malinois. When they corner Yahya Sinwar, they need to unleash a Malinois on him, complete with Gopro camera.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Unborn Lives Matter at May 06, 2024 05:54 PM (i7KoL)

34 Biden six months ago: �Hamas must be eliminated entirely� 👇

Biden today: �Israel must not enter Rafah to eliminate Hamas�

What changed? Pressure from pro-Hamas voters in Michigan?

Yep. Hell, every Pali residing in the US probably has (or had!) three relatives in Hamas. Family>tribe>country.

Posted by: Gref at May 06, 2024 05:54 PM (5fDan)

35 According Israeli, not US, news, they action is already well underway. I tend to trust their news, for some reason… funny, that.

Posted by: tubal at May 06, 2024 05:54 PM (PCK5/)

36 Muslim voters in MI are the bull cape.

The real target of Biden's attacks on Jews is the college vote.

That's not just millions of untraceable votes in blue cities in swing states (students in rental housing are a perfect cover address).
It's millions of free volunteer hours-- the phone bank workers calling and texting, the door-to-door campaigners, the ballot harvesters.

Getting this hard-left cadre of true believers--with no moral qualms to do whatever it takes-- are a key cog in the fraud machine.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 06, 2024 05:54 PM (g9W3m)

37 I hope they level that place, then go back and bomb them again just to make the rubble bounce. Then tell Biden and Kirby to STFU and STFD.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 06, 2024 05:54 PM (YRsIm)

38 Israeli Warplanes Begin Pounding Rafah Like Sweetdick Pounding Fani's Wretched Snizz
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Make's it sound so horrifiic and indescriminate.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 06, 2024 05:54 PM (cOq4q)

39 Varad Mehta
@varadmehta
Yeah, this is DOA. But Hamas is counting on its useful idiots in the West (starting with the one in the Oval Office) to force Israel to accept it anyway.

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Counting on useful idiots in the West, huh? Well, at least there's an abundant supply.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 06, 2024 05:54 PM (L/fGl)

40 As Hamas is ended, let's remember for a moment all the policy experts who insisted that Israel couldn't possibly achieve a victory.

And remember they're the same experts that have been guiding US war policy for the last couple of decades.

Posted by: Methos at May 06, 2024 05:54 PM (Dnobf)

41 Meanwhile, Hamas supporters at universities are holding students' grades hostage.

http://tiny.cc/f07zxz

Posted by: bonhomme at May 06, 2024 05:54 PM (6OrcJ)

42 Ground level view from a Hamasshole...

Visegrád 24 @visegrad24 18h
Israeli airstrikes against Hamas positions in Rafah.

The ground invasion is coming closer and closer

https://tinyurl.com/4jkvy6vd
29 seconds; from yesterday I take it.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 06, 2024 05:54 PM (ZdexC)

43 That headline will be added to your file, of course.

Posted by: Bob from NSA at May 06, 2024 05:55 PM (/QIWP)

44 "Biden six months ago: “Hamas must be eliminated entirely”

"Biden today: “Israel must not enter Rafah to eliminate Hamas”

Our enemies must be laughing their asses off at how weak the US has become under Democrat leadership.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 06, 2024 05:55 PM (NpAcC)

45 I guess hamas waited a bit too long to agree to that cease fire thing. Sucks to be them.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 06, 2024 05:55 PM (QNSds)

46 SHRIMP AND GRITS!
Posted by: Kumalalala at May 06, 2024 05:49 PM (6OrcJ)

SNIZZ AND MINGE!

Posted by: Doof at May 06, 2024 05:56 PM (26/W4)

47 I'll take Netanyahu out back and punch his lights out, Jack!

Waits a sec...

-shizzzits-

No kidding. My word as a Bibin.

Posted by: President Shart at May 06, 2024 05:56 PM (CM7e9)

48 Willowed Boeing
Boeing/NASA - Atlas V N22 - Starliner Boe CFT
at 10:34 p.m. EDT (02:34 UTC Manned launch
Commentary starts in 30 minutes
https://www.youtube.com/live/Oed2KpyJUmo

Posted by: Ciampino - I hope their space stuff is good at May 06, 2024 05:56 PM (qfLjt)

49 Netanyahu and the Israeli people tell winken, blinken and nod to kiss their ass.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 06, 2024 05:56 PM (wb6sW)

50 But is Haifa next????

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 06, 2024 05:56 PM (ZdexC)

51 The crazy cynic in me thinks Hamas faked the ceasefire to convince Rafah cannibals to remain in place rather than evacuate. What better why to try to juice casualties and gin up propaganda photos of bawling kids brutalized by dirty Jew rockets?

Any other crazy cynics out there? Raise your hands.

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 06, 2024 05:56 PM (FAoo4)

52 " a million innocent people at risk"

Could we please have your definition of innocent?

Posted by: Joe Mama at May 06, 2024 05:57 PM (lZVy/)

53 44 "Biden six months ago: “Hamas must be eliminated entirely”

"Biden today: “Israel must not enter Rafah to eliminate Hamas”

Our enemies must be laughing their asses off at how weak the US has become under Democrat leadership.
Posted by: redridinghood at May 06, 2024 05:55 PM (NpAcC)

They used to call us a “ pitiful giant” and a “ paper tiger”…

Posted by: tubal at May 06, 2024 05:57 PM (PCK5/)

54 Palestinians in Gaza celebrate the Hamas announcement that they agree to the ceasefire deal proposed by Egypt & Qatar.

However, that deal contains elements Israel finds unacceptable.
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Amir Tsarfati had a video, maybe an hour ago explaining this. He says the CIA was involved, so it was a US Regime deal, and it only returned 30+ hostages.

Which means the war would have 'ended' with over a hundred hostages still unaccounted for, and of course members of Hamas surviving. Both of those are obviously unacceptable outcomes.

Posted by: Methos at May 06, 2024 05:57 PM (Dnobf)

55
A bunch of military jets just flew over my house about fifteen minutes ago. I couldn't tell what they were

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's phone at May 06, 2024 05:57 PM (lCaJd)

56 Arrested students arrived at the Jail in San Diego.

"You guys are LGBT supporters, right?"

Posted by: Bubba The Cellmate at May 06, 2024 05:57 PM (7XQ/q)

57 >>> I saw Wretched Snizz open for Hole at the Cow Palace in '00.
They stunk.
Posted by: wth at May 06, 2024 05:52 PM (v0R5T)

Wretched Snizz sounds like it should have been a Hole album.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 06, 2024 05:57 PM (Y6IkP)

58 Kirby sucks dirt

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 06, 2024 05:57 PM (63Dwl)

59 Biden is, of course, trying to save Hamas' terrorist leaders their just reckoning, to placate the pro-terrorist Democrat madrassas in Michiganistan.

How many legal, muzzie registered voters are there in Michigan

Posted by: rickb223 at May 06, 2024 05:58 PM (nFo4U)

60 15
Enormous pizzas have arrived to feed the demos. I hope they are all with bacon.

Posted by: Ciampino - I hope [izzas have salami at May 06, 2024 05:59 PM (qfLjt)

61 Meanwhile, Hamas supporters at universities are holding students' grades hostage.

http://tiny.cc/f07zxz

Posted by: bonhomme at May 06, 2024 05:54 PM (6OrcJ)
________________

Holding the prof's salary hostage. He won't get paid for any month in which he holds students' grades hostage. One day is enough to cancel that month's pay.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 06, 2024 05:59 PM (YqDXo)

62 Rep. Jamaal Bowman Ed.D.

Am I the only one who thinks some of the asshats in Congress aren't just Hamas supporters, they are paid shills?

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Unborn Lives Matter at May 06, 2024 05:59 PM (i7KoL)

63 28 Kind of sounds like the Israelis don't trust us to protect them anymore. Huh.

Posted by: Aetius451AD

That Russian official was dead-on accurate. "America is agreement-incapable."

America has become the inner-city government of nation-states. The world's Atlanta.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at May 06, 2024 06:00 PM (/QIWP)

64 41 Meanwhile, Hamas supporters at universities are holding students' grades hostage.

http://tiny.cc/f07zxz
Posted by: bonhomme
____

These are teachers that are witholding grades, saying they will keep the record of your grade but not report it in. I'm guessing if you're a student who begs your teacher to release the grade, will be told it's up to the admin, and if you get mad at the teacher, it wouldn't surprise me if your grade suffers. Sue them.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 06, 2024 06:00 PM (Eur7t)

65 Do Muslims even like grits?

Posted by: President Shart at May 06, 2024 06:00 PM (CM7e9)

66 How many legal, muzzie registered voters are there in Michigan
Posted by: rickb223

Define Legal. We'll get back to you. ~ M. Garland

Posted by: Joe Mama at May 06, 2024 06:00 PM (lZVy/)

67 15 Arrested students arrived at the Jail in San Diego.

https://www.twitch.tv/1strespondersmedia
Posted by: Ciampino
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You fooled me. I expected to see them in orange jump suits.
They were out front protesting. They were the Mentally Arrested.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 06, 2024 06:01 PM (lCWOD)

68 The deal CIA Burns was offering was the US would guarantee that Israel would not restart the war after the ceasefire, hsmas would remain in control of Gaza and the north would be reformulated.

Such a deal.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 06, 2024 06:01 PM (wb6sW)

69 That Russian official was dead-on accurate. "America is agreement-incapable."

America has become the inner-city government of nation-states. The world's Atlanta.
Posted by: Taq

That's what happens when you have 100 different voting factions, all with different outlooks and wants.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 06, 2024 06:01 PM (nFo4U)

70 In the protest universe I have wondered if there are more annoying people who have to deal with protestors than college administrators. I've found a group. The NY Post is reporting the nypd is concerned about protests at the MetGala tonight. I would enjoy watching the elite freaks try to handle the pro Hamas crowd

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 06, 2024 06:01 PM (5S+sK)

71 Of one thing I am certain - our DC government cannot be trusted in anything… seems the world has caught on to this before a lot of the citizenry…

Posted by: tubal at May 06, 2024 06:02 PM (PCK5/)

72
America is back, baby!

Way back.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 06, 2024 06:02 PM (tuBfV)

73 "Arab sources" say there was an assassination attempt on the Saudi Crown Prince bin Salman.

Marina Medvin points out bin Salman has been working to normalize relations with Israel.

http://tiny.cc/517zxz

Posted by: bonhomme at May 06, 2024 06:03 PM (6OrcJ)

74 "The NY Post is reporting the nypd is concerned about protests at the MetGala tonight."

Oh please don't burn the place down. please.

Posted by: fd at May 06, 2024 06:03 PM (CM7e9)

75 Remember Obama’s words… “ lead from behind”…

Posted by: tubal at May 06, 2024 06:03 PM (PCK5/)

76 60 15
Enormous pizzas have arrived to feed the demos. I hope they are all with bacon.
Posted by: Ciampino
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High School, someone kept stealing a friends lunch. His mom always included a snack. This she made him brownies with a box of Ex-Lax. No one stole his lunch again.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 06, 2024 06:03 PM (lCWOD)

77 America has become the inner-city government of nation-states. The world's Atlanta.
Posted by: Taq
_______________

Which is why St. George broke off from Baton Rouge: to avoid the "diversity," with all the associated problems.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 06, 2024 06:04 PM (YqDXo)

78
Has CIA-controlled Iran responded, yet, in this farce?

Because that's the next step in this farce to get the House to give even more $$ to kiev.

Yes, somehow, when Israel is under threat it gives weak, stupid, corrupt Republicans even more cause to give $$ to puppet-zelensky.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 06, 2024 06:05 PM (tuBfV)

79 Wondering if the IDF uses Belgian Malinois. When they corner Yahya Sinwar, they need to unleash a Malinois on him, complete with Gopro camera.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Unborn Lives Matter at May 06, 2024 05:54 PM (i7KoL)

As a former Malinois owner, I support this suggestion. They will f*ck them up righteously.

Met some wolf/dog hybrids last weekend. They'd due in a pinch. Beautiful animals and I may have found a buddy for Heidi, the velociraptor shepherd.

Posted by: Beartooth at May 06, 2024 06:05 PM (XT+5H)

80 69 That Russian official was dead-on accurate. "America is agreement-incapable."
America has become the inner-city government of nation-states. The world's Atlanta.
Posted by: Taq
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That's what happens when you have 100 different voting factions, all with different outlooks and wants.
Posted by: rickb223
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That's what happens when cheaters go free.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 06, 2024 06:05 PM (lCWOD)

81 Ham Ass had peace on October 6. They HAD it.

Posted by: Blutarski at May 06, 2024 06:05 PM (Cp1vk)

82 Evaporate them with the thermal flash of a few megaton air burst then do the same to mecca.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 06, 2024 06:06 PM (aFNOf)

83 74 "The NY Post is reporting the nypd is concerned about protests at the MetGala tonight."

Oh please don't burn the place down. please.
Posted by: fd at May 06, 2024 06:03 PM (CM7e9)

Let them protest their little facist hearts out

Posted by: It's me donna at May 06, 2024 06:06 PM (Akjoo)

84 Visegrád 24 @visegrad24
Egypt’s military intelligence asked Bedouin tribes to assist army in preventing mass influx of Palestinian refugees, reports the Middle East Eye.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 06, 2024 06:06 PM (ZdexC)

85 _______________

Which is why St. George broke off from Baton Rouge: to avoid the "diversity," with all the associated problems.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
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Hope they are trend setters.
This could change the whole tax base of cities.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 06, 2024 06:06 PM (lCWOD)

86 Egypt’s military intelligence asked Bedouin tribes to assist army in preventing mass influx of Palestinian refugees, reports the Middle East Eye.
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 06, 2024 06:06 PM (ZdexC)

Nice neighbor...Has Joe sent a plane yet to pick them up ?

Posted by: It's me donna at May 06, 2024 06:08 PM (Akjoo)

87 These are teachers that are witholding grades, saying they will keep the record of your grade but not report it in. I'm guessing if you're a student who begs your teacher to release the grade, will be told it's up to the admin, and if you get mad at the teacher, it wouldn't surprise me if your grade suffers. Sue them.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 06, 2024 06:00 PM (Eur7t)
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Interesting. Where I work, the Registrar can impose real consequences on instructors who refuse to turn in their grades, such as withholding their pay.

Usually, it's just instructors who take their sweet time grading that get in trouble. They often don't do that more than a couple of times before they get the message to turn their grades in on time.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 06, 2024 06:08 PM (BpYfr)

88
Arab sources" say there was an assassination attempt on the Saudi Crown Prince bin Salman.

Marina Medvin points out bin Salman has been working to normalize relations with Israel.

================

He must be one of the most heavily guarded men in the world.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's phone at May 06, 2024 06:08 PM (lCaJd)

89
Reminder to Stupid Republicans: Do Not React by being pro-Israel. The most politically beneficial response is to be Anti-Hamas.

(Yes, there is a difference, Mr Internet Automatic Contradictorian.)

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 06, 2024 06:08 PM (tuBfV)

90 Peter Doocy, please please please ask KJP if Biden pooped in his pants.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 06, 2024 06:08 PM (PiwSw)

91 Hope they are trend setters.
This could change the whole tax base of cities.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 06, 2024 06:06 PM (lCWOD)
_______________

Me too. You could have prosperous refugee city next to decaying, broke, diverse city.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 06, 2024 06:08 PM (YqDXo)

92 83 74 "The NY Post is reporting the nypd is concerned about protests at the MetGala tonight."

Oh please don't burn the place down. please.
Posted by: fd at May 06, 2024 06:03 PM (CM7e9)

Let them protest their little facist hearts out
Posted by: It's me donna at May 06, 2024 06:06 PM (Akjoo)
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Oh is that why the whole area around the Met was shut down today? Fuck these assholes.

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 06, 2024 06:09 PM (FAoo4)

93
Wretched?

Stankey, certainly.
Loosey-goosey, probably.
Beefy minge curtain maybe.

But you go too far with wretched my friend.

Posted by: Auspex at May 06, 2024 06:09 PM (j4U/Z)

94 This looks like a job for Dexter Clamhammerstein!!!!!!

Posted by: Orson at May 06, 2024 06:09 PM (dIske)

95
Incidentally, if Elon didn't buy Twitter, Twitter would be censoring & banning Everyone who criticized hamas and their supporters.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 06, 2024 06:10 PM (tuBfV)

96 Clinton planted the Somalis in WI.
Where's Joey B. going to plant the Gazans?

Posted by: Braenyard at May 06, 2024 06:10 PM (lCWOD)

97 Biden is, of course, trying to save Hamas' terrorist leaders their just reckoning

-
Well, you can see his point. I mean, it's not like he wants to set a precedent for the removal of evil, lying, kleptocracies desperately clinging to power and willing to sacrifice the well-being of their citizens for a few more days of theft grasping at power.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 06, 2024 06:10 PM (L/fGl)

98 Somebody ask the Democrats and the protesters if Hamas deserves to be October Seventhed.

Then laugh as they apoplecticly and simultaneously try to tell you you're a genocider and that Hamas did nothing wrong.

Posted by: Malicious Compliance at May 06, 2024 06:11 PM (OBuuS)

99 Well, you can see his point. I mean, it's not like he wants to set a precedent for the removal of evil, lying, kleptocracies desperately clinging to power and willing to sacrifice the well-being of their citizens for a few more days of theft grasping at power.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 06, 2024 06:10 PM (L/fGl)

Actually, that would be Fatah. Hamas just wants to kill all the Jews.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 06, 2024 06:11 PM (PiwSw)

100 "The NY Post is reporting the nypd is concerned about protests at the MetGala tonight."

Oh please don't burn the place down. please.
Posted by: fd at May 06, 2024 06:03 PM (CM7e9)

Let them protest their little facist hearts out
Posted by: It's me donna at May 06, 2024 06:06 PM (Akjoo)
———

Oh is that why the whole area around the Met was shut down today? Fuck these assholes.
Posted by: Elric Blade

Are they performing Gotterdammerung?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 06, 2024 06:12 PM (L/fGl)

101 Since turning in grades is a professors job, at day 1 of grades not in for anything than sever medical reasons that prof instantly losses tenure.

Practice stops immediately at schools with balls...which means it won't happen.

Posted by: Bete at May 06, 2024 06:13 PM (LX4y3)

102 41
I'd say fire the bugger and withhold all monies owed him until he hands in those grades.

Posted by: Ciampino - I hope [izzas have salami at May 06, 2024 06:13 PM (qfLjt)

103 Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 06, 2024 06:08 PM (YqDXo)

Kinda like SD/Tijuana?

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 06, 2024 06:13 PM (YRsIm)

104 "Israeli Warplanes Begin Pounding Rafah Like Sweetdick Pounding Fani's Wretched Snizz"

funny stuff, Ace

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, PNW MOME June 1st at May 06, 2024 06:14 PM (xcxpd)

105
btw, if the Lies about the rate of dead "palestinians" per hour we've been told for the last 6 months were true, THERE WOULD BE NO MORE OF THESE FUCKS LEFT TO KILL.

But, apparently, there are plenty left to kill. So what gives? I guess Israel really hasn't kilt 10 gazillion "palestinians," after all.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 06, 2024 06:14 PM (tuBfV)

106 I'm actually more nervous about Boeing launching a rocket.

But,as always, kick their ass Seabass.

Posted by: eleven at May 06, 2024 06:14 PM (fV+MH)

107 68 The deal CIA Burns was offering was the US would guarantee that Israel would not restart the war after the ceasefire, hsmas would remain in control of Gaza and the north would be reformulated.

Such a deal.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 06, 2024 06:01 PM (wb6sW)

You can always tell when the Junta is on the diplomatic ropes - they send Burns to try to do something. He's the only Junta member with any real diplomatic experience. Blinken and Sullivan are yokels who mask their uselessness with glibness on-camera. They sent Burns to Saudi Arabia to clean-up after Joey, Blinken, and Sullivan pissed-off MBS a couple years ago. Burns was sent to Moscow in late 2021 to try to head-off Putin from invading Ukraine. Last year he made a 'secret' trip to China to 'ease tensions' between the Junta and the CCP.

Posted by: Gref at May 06, 2024 06:14 PM (5fDan)

108 Where's Joey B. going to plant the Gazans?
___

Probably where there are a lot of Jews. But NY and Cali might have had enough. Cleveland is in a red state and their eastern suburbs have large Jewish populations. Wouldn't surprise me if that's where they go.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 06, 2024 06:14 PM (Eur7t)

109 Sandrats had a protest outside Auschwitz.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 06, 2024 06:14 PM (wb6sW)

110 "96 Clinton planted the Somalis in WI.
Where's Joey B. going to plant the Gazans?"

Philadelphia, Atlanta, or Phoenix.

Posted by: Anti-Faucist at May 06, 2024 06:14 PM (qUkBO)

111 Waiting for the legacy media's outrage over Israel violating the "cease fire agreement ".

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Occam stole my razor at May 06, 2024 06:15 PM (i7KoL)

112 Wondering if the IDF uses Belgian Malinois. When they corner Yahya Sinwar, they need to unleash a Malinois on him, complete with Gopro camera.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Unborn Lives Matter

The IDF has a special unit called Oketz (Hebrew for sting) that uses military dogs and yes, their favorite is the Belgian Malinois. When a dog falls in the line of duty, its remains are returned and buried with honors.

Posted by: Cheri at May 06, 2024 06:15 PM (oiNtH)

113 74 trillion billion quadrillion infants have already been killed in Rafah.

Posted by: Montec at May 06, 2024 06:15 PM (8ZLyY)

114 Israel War Room retweeted
Jacob Baime @JacobBaime 37m
BREAKING: ISRAELI RESCUE OPERATION UNDERWAY IN GAZA

🚨 Israeli tanks and armored personnel carriers have entered Rafah in Southern Gaza in an attempt to free the hostages, including U.S. citizens.

🙏 Praying for the redemption of the hostages and the safety of their rescuers.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 06, 2024 06:15 PM (ZdexC)

115 Where's Joey B. going to plant the Gazans?
___

Probably where there are a lot of Jews. But NY and Cali might have had enough. Cleveland is in a red state and their eastern suburbs have large Jewish populations. Wouldn't surprise me if that's where they go.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 06, 2024 06:14 PM (Eur7t)

Don’t leave out Chicago…

Posted by: tubal at May 06, 2024 06:15 PM (PCK5/)

116 Why don't any of the neighboring co-religionists want any Palestinian refugees?

Posted by: Duncanthrax, asking the questions the MSM doesn't ask at May 06, 2024 06:15 PM (a3Q+t)

117 Fuck Hamas, fuck the Palestinian Authority, and fuck Biden.

Posted by: Ineloquent but to the point at May 06, 2024 06:16 PM (Wc83a)

118
I mean fuckingseriouslythough!

How many "hospitals" are there in Gaza??

Shirley they're all gone?

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 06, 2024 06:16 PM (tuBfV)

119
116 Why don't any of the neighboring co-religionists want any Palestinian refugees?
Posted by: Duncanthrax, asking the questions the MSM doesn't ask at May 06, 2024 06:15 PM (a3Q+t)

Because they are not stupid, unlike Democrats.

Posted by: tubal at May 06, 2024 06:17 PM (PCK5/)

120
By my quick count, Israel had already bombed, [let's see here, carry the seven...] over a hundred hospitals and schools.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 06, 2024 06:17 PM (tuBfV)

121 Yes, somehow, when Israel is under threat it gives weak, stupid, corrupt Republicans even more cause to give $$ to puppet-zelensky.

============================

Well, to be fair, no one in the conservative media has made the case that one is worth funding and the other isn't.

It's just something we're supposed to believe without evidence.

Posted by: Oschisms at May 06, 2024 06:17 PM (JQiMb)

122 Gazans are going to red states and small towns in those red states. He will punish legacy Americans as much as he can.

Posted by: Montec at May 06, 2024 06:17 PM (8ZLyY)

123 67 15 Arrested students arrived at the Jail in San Diego.

https://www.twitch.tv/1strespondersmedia
Posted by: Ciampino
--------------------------

You fooled me. I expected to see them in orange jump suits.
They were out front protesting. They were the Mentally Arrested.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 06, 2024 06:01 PM (lCWOD)
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No fooling ....
they arrived in Sheriff's Dept. buses. Those in front are today's protesters wanting the others freed.

Posted by: Ciampino - I hope pizzas have salami at May 06, 2024 06:18 PM (qfLjt)

124 "74 trillion billion quadrillion infants have already been killed in Rafah."

That's like Carl Sagan many infants.

Posted by: eleven at May 06, 2024 06:18 PM (fV+MH)

125
And how many times has Israel "cut the electricity" in Gaza? Thirty?

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 06, 2024 06:19 PM (tuBfV)

126 So, Sweetdick and Fani are at it again? Wait...I'd better read further.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 06, 2024 06:19 PM (mH6SG)

127 I so want them to get Sinwar. Haniyeh can be gotten later.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 06, 2024 06:19 PM (wb6sW)

128 By my quick count, Israel had already bombed, [let's see here, carry the seven...] over a hundred hospitals and schools.
Posted by: Soothsayer at May 06, 2024 06:17 PM (tuBfV)

You mean rocket launching facilities

Posted by: It's me donna at May 06, 2024 06:19 PM (Akjoo)

129 Tommy Vietor @TVietor08 6h
Hard to overstate how catastrophic a full-scale Rafah invasion would be. Northern Gaza is now experiencing famine. The Kerem Shalom crossing is now closed. There is no safe place for people to go. No infrastructure. No plan for how to get aid into Gaza. apnews.com/article/gaza-isra

Katie Pavlich @KatiePavlich 3h
Hey, dude, the crossing is closed because Hamas bombed it over the weekend…a war crime!

Daniel Rubenstein @paulrubens 4h
Hamas fired a barrage of rockets from Rafah that killed a bunch of Israeli soldiers and then Hamas basically sent out a press release saying that it accepted the ceasefire that it negotiated with itself.

Israel War Room @IsraelWarRoom 13m
#BREAKING: Sirens in southern Israel

Israel War Room @IsraelWarRoom 14m
ALERT: Rocket sirens sounding in southern Israel in communities near Gaza.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 06, 2024 06:20 PM (ZdexC)

130 48 Willowed Boeing
Boeing/NASA - Atlas V N22 - Starliner Boe CFT
at 10:34 p.m. EDT (02:34 UTC Manned launch
Commentary starts in 30 minutes
https://www.youtube.com/live/Oed2KpyJUmo
Posted by: Ciampino - I hope their space stuff is good at May 06, 2024 05:56 PM (qfLjt)

I wonder how many dead whistleblowers they can fit in there.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at May 06, 2024 06:20 PM (DTX3h)

131 Rafah:

"If it were done... then 'twere best done quickly."

Macbeth
Act I, Scene 7

Posted by: mnw at May 06, 2024 06:21 PM (NLIak)

132 You think there are atrocities in Gaza?

Aditi
@aditilrao
On the third day of Princeton’s Hunger Strike for Gaza, as the temperatures fall and rain continues, @Princeton admin refuses still to allow our strikers to have tents, leaving them huddled under umbrellas, vulnerable and unsafe. Shameful and cruel.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 06, 2024 06:21 PM (L/fGl)

133 Death To Hamas!

Victory To The IDF!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 06, 2024 06:21 PM (R/m4+)

134
Speaking of which, ukraine must be a wasteland, by now, right?

Where is all the video of the carnage? In this age of media and video transmission, it sure is peculiar there is near zero video evidence of this "devastating" "war" in ukraine.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 06, 2024 06:21 PM (tuBfV)

135 ...Clinton planted the Somalis in WI.
Where's Joey B. going to plant the Gazans?
Posted by: Braenyard at May 06, 2024 06:10 PM (lCWOD)

The IDF is planting them right now, in Rafah.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 06, 2024 06:22 PM (e6UQI)

136 Safe to assume Hamas has no released any more hostages— if there are any still alive?

Posted by: Lizzy at May 06, 2024 06:22 PM (Hkcdp)

137
Hamas basically sent out a press release saying that it accepted the ceasefire that it negotiated with itself.

___________

"We agree to the Zionist occupiers agreeing to letting us kill them."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 06, 2024 06:22 PM (MoZTd)

138 Where is all the video of the carnage? In this age of media and video transmission, it sure is peculiar there is near zero video evidence of this "devastating" "war" in ukraine.
Posted by: Soothsayer at May 06, 2024 06:21 PM (tuBfV)

Can't let you see it... It would ruin the "Ukraine is winning ."

Posted by: It's me donna at May 06, 2024 06:22 PM (Akjoo)

139 Where is all the video of the carnage? In this age of media and video transmission, it sure is peculiar there is near zero video evidence of this "devastating" "war" in ukraine.
Posted by: Soothsayer at May 06, 2024 06:21 PM (tuBfV)

I wish I could say you are a crackpot kook.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 06, 2024 06:23 PM (di6C2)

140 Every building in Gaza is a school or hospital apparently.

Posted by: Montec at May 06, 2024 06:23 PM (8ZLyY)

141 Any week we will miss the flights of Hamas Terrorists coming into US city's

Posted by: Skip at May 06, 2024 06:23 PM (fwDg9)

142 Rafah:

"If it were done... then 'twere best done quickly."

Macbeth
Act I, Scene 7
Posted by: mnw at May 06, 2024 06:21 PM

Lay on, MacDuff, and damned be he who first cries "Hold, enough!".

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 06, 2024 06:23 PM (a3Q+t)

143 Gazans are going to red states and small towns in those red states. He will punish legacy Americans as much as he can.
Posted by: Montec

Cousin Clem says he'll take them cliff diving up on the backside of Marbel Mtn.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Occam stole my razor at May 06, 2024 06:23 PM (i7KoL)

144
Shameful and cruel.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame

___________

"Like, dude, this gruel isn't locally sourced."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 06, 2024 06:23 PM (MoZTd)

145 "We agree to the Zionist occupiers agreeing to letting us kill them."
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 06, 2024 06:22 PM (MoZTd)

*Biden, in full Chamberlain getup, clutches agreement in crayon*

PEACE IN OUR TIME!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 06, 2024 06:23 PM (di6C2)

146 We won’t hear from President Angry Crankster until tomorrow.

White House Hospice serves:

Monday and Wednesday: tapioca pudding.

Tuesday and Thursday: huge syringe load of crank.

Posted by: 13times at May 06, 2024 06:24 PM (cKEzo)

147 🙏 Praying for the redemption of the hostages and the safety of their rescuers.
Posted by: andycanuck

May they strike Hamas like Sampson struck with the jawbone of an ass.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 06, 2024 06:24 PM (L/fGl)

148 "74 trillion billion quadrillion infants have already been killed in Rafah."

That's like Carl Sagan many infants.
Posted by: eleven at May 06, 2024 06:18 PM (fV+MH)
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TBF, Carl only went for "biiillions and biiillions."

Posted by: The Pendulum at May 06, 2024 06:24 PM (Be/+i)

149 What changed?

Campus protests across the US chanting Hamas slogans and talking points. Biden administration are weaklings.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 06, 2024 06:24 PM (Hkcdp)

150 Forsooth.

Posted by: eleven at May 06, 2024 06:24 PM (fV+MH)

151 I have a ceasefire proposal. I goes like this - Hamas surrenders unconditionally. They give up their weapons and surrender all the leaders and perpetrators of the October 7 massacre. The leaders and perpetrators are tried in a criminal court and sentenced to very long prison terms.

All remaining hostages are released without further harm.

Israel dissolves the Hamas government. They coordinate aid to the people of Gaza and help them to rebuild.

C'mon Hamas - do it for the children...

Posted by: El Mariachi Attorney at Law at May 06, 2024 06:25 PM (nLFEI)

152 May they strike Hamas like Sampson struck with the jawbone of an ass.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 06, 2024 06:24 PM (L/fGl)
-----------
But enough about Biden...

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at May 06, 2024 06:25 PM (Be/+i)

153 Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 06, 2024 06:08 PM (YqDXo)

Kinda like SD/Tijuana?

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 06, 2024 06:13 PM (YRsIm)
______________

Yeah, just like that. Although Tijuana is coming to SD, so it's kinda backwards.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 06, 2024 06:25 PM (YqDXo)

154 So Hamass pretending a ceasefire is forthcoming so more Paleos stay and die in Rafah?

I like the way they think.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov, now, where does a war hero get some lubrication around here? at May 06, 2024 06:25 PM (wBaIH)

155 Egypt’s military intelligence asked Bedouin tribes to assist army in preventing mass influx of Palestinian refugees, reports the Middle East Eye.
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 06, 2024 06:06 PM

When Napolean invaded Egypt his army feared being captured by the Bedouins. Any French soldiers that they captured were raped repeatedly. Some of them survived and were ransomed back to the French Army.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 06, 2024 06:25 PM (QNSds)

156
I have a ceasefire proposal. I goes like this - Hamas surrenders unconditionally.

___________

But they can keep their Emperor.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 06, 2024 06:26 PM (MoZTd)

157 I pray not but I would be very surprised if there are any hostages left to rescue.

Posted by: Cheri at May 06, 2024 06:26 PM (oiNtH)

158
hamas supporters on campuses: Why aren't you enabling and aiding our guerilla warfare?!?!

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 06, 2024 06:26 PM (tuBfV)

159
C'mon Hamas - do it for the children...
Posted by: El Mariachi Attorney at Law at May 06, 2024 06:25 PM (nLFEI)

Can't do that.. Where would they get their human shields ?

Posted by: It's me donna at May 06, 2024 06:26 PM (Akjoo)

160 I’m gonna try the Hamas negotiating tactic with a raise. I’ll announce to my boss that I have accepted a 50% raise.

Posted by: Montec at May 06, 2024 06:26 PM (8ZLyY)

161 Has the Mossad issued a tweet saying:

"Wow, we didn't even know you were at war with Qatar and Egypt."

Posted by: Tar Bae at May 06, 2024 06:27 PM (uR4Tu)

162 Somalis were planted in Portland, Maine, too. It is a Somali magnet for those now entering across the open border.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 06, 2024 06:27 PM (Hkcdp)

163 I'm glad to see Bibi telling the White House 'GFY'.

As for the Rafah ops- finish it. These pali f***s have been world-class assholes for decades, going back to Munich in 1972. It's time they were put down for good.

Posted by: Don Black at May 06, 2024 06:27 PM (/7KEl)

164 Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 06, 2024 06:25 PM (YqDXo)

That's a damn shame. I had hoped to one day live in Encinitas/Leucadia.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 06, 2024 06:27 PM (YRsIm)

165 Safe to assume Hamas has no released any more hostages— if there are any still alive?
Posted by: Lizzy at May 06, 2024 06:22 PM (Hkcdp)
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In the last couple of weeks, Hamas released hostage videos of three of them. So there's at least that many. As of a couple of weeks ago.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at May 06, 2024 06:27 PM (Be/+i)

166 Aditi
@aditilrao
On the third day of Princeton’s Hunger Strike for Gaza, as the temperatures fall and rain continues, @Princeton admin refuses still to allow our strikers to have tents, leaving them huddled under umbrellas, vulnerable and unsafe. Shameful and cruel.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 06, 2024 06:21 PM (L/fGl)
______________

Excellent. A teachable moment is imminent.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 06, 2024 06:28 PM (YqDXo)

167 This is really a simple concept.

Israel was at peace.
The "palastinians" through the elected government, Hamas, brought unprovoked war against upon Israel, Israel is morally and normatively obligated to bring war upon Hamas and prosecute said war until they have degraded hamas's war making capabilities so that they can never wage war against Israel again.

Hamas is morally responsible for any civilian deaths, period.

They wage war behind civilians, they launch military attacks from civilian locations, they use their own people as human shields.

In short, they are animals.

Ayn Rand had it right, in a choice between barbarians and the civilized, you choose the civilized.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 06, 2024 06:28 PM (XV/Pl)

168 Posted by: El Mariachi Attorney at Law
____

We categorically reject your terms. We need to keep Hamas in power, otherwise we might be out of a job and even worse, all the kickbacks that come with it!

Posted by: State Department Two State Solution Dept. at May 06, 2024 06:28 PM (Eur7t)

169 Every building is a school or hospital
Every basement is a Hamas warehouse

Posted by: Skip at May 06, 2024 06:28 PM (fwDg9)

170 Lyrics for a new song for the IDF

Sitting here in ga za

Waiting on Yahya

500 quatloos if you remember the original

Posted by: Ben Had at May 06, 2024 06:28 PM (wb6sW)

171
Oh no, biden's handlers will soon issue a tweet of quasi-condemnation of Israel.

You watch, the "white house" tweet will say "both sides" need to stop attacking each other. You watch.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 06, 2024 06:28 PM (tuBfV)

172 He Bibi... Drop a bunch on Qatar

Posted by: It's me donna at May 06, 2024 06:29 PM (Akjoo)

173 That's a damn shame. I had hoped to one day live in Encinitas/Leucadia.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 06, 2024 06:27 PM (YRsIm)
_______________

Encinitas is liberal HQ. Far, far left.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 06, 2024 06:29 PM (YqDXo)

174 All the hostages were alive and well and tested great. Until one day when an Israeli bomb dropped in the hospital in which they were kept, sadly killed them all.
- Hamas soon

Posted by: Montec at May 06, 2024 06:29 PM (8ZLyY)

175 If Rafah falls, Hamas is dead.

Hence everyone and their mother working to make sure Rafah doesn't fall.

Posted by: El Mariachi Attorney at Law at May 06, 2024 06:29 PM (nLFEI)

176 >>Can't let you see it... It would ruin the "Ukraine is winning ."

The Italian defense minister said today that Russia is winning, the sanctions put on Russia by the west are a failure and it's time to negotiate a peace deal.

Corrupt morons runnng this country.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 06, 2024 06:30 PM (LkLld)

177 Hamas wanted Israel to trade 33 senior Hamas terrorists per Israeli hostage released.

However, Hamas did not commit to releasing living hostages - turning over the corpses of hostages would also be acceptable under the terms of the agreement.

Terrorist scum.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 06, 2024 06:30 PM (uxCna)

178 Posted by: State Department Two State Solution Dept. at May 06, 2024 06:28 PM (Eur7t)
______________

The wogs HAD a two-state solution: Israel and Jordan. But they made themselves most unwelcome in the latter by virtue of being assholes there, too.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 06, 2024 06:30 PM (YqDXo)

179 I think Hamas is running out of baby strollers to crouch behind.

Posted by: El Mariachi Attorney at Law at May 06, 2024 06:30 PM (nLFEI)

180 Aditi
@aditilrao
On the third day of Princeton’s Hunger Strike for Gaza, as the temperatures fall and rain continues, @Princeton admin refuses still to allow our strikers to have tents, leaving them huddled under umbrellas, vulnerable and unsafe. Shameful and cruel.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 06, 2024 06:21 PM (L/fGl)
______________

Unsafe? Go home.

Posted by: LASue at May 06, 2024 06:30 PM (llS7k)

181
I mean, what did the Democrats expect Israel to do with the billions in "defense" dollars they had just literally gave them??

So it's just Such Bullshit that any of these cocksucking Democrats, especially biden, to say Israel needs to reel back their defense (offense).

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 06, 2024 06:31 PM (tuBfV)

182 The Italian defense minister said today
_____________

Italy has a defense minister??

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 06, 2024 06:31 PM (YqDXo)

183 74 trillion billion quadrillion infants have already been killed in Rafah.
Posted by: Montec
-----

Wow! Then it's true--

They really do breed like cockroaches!

Posted by: JQ at May 06, 2024 06:31 PM (njWTi)

184 leaving them huddled under umbrellas, vulnerable and unsafe.
________________

Good. Shoulda thought about that earlier.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 06, 2024 06:32 PM (YqDXo)

185 Hamas wanted Israel to trade 33 senior Hamas terrorists per Israeli hostage released.

However, Hamas did not commit to releasing living hostages - turning over the corpses of hostages would also be acceptable under the terms of the agreement.

Terrorist scum.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 06, 2024 06:30 PM (uxCna)
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Then trading 33 corpses of senior Hamas leaders should be acceptable.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 06, 2024 06:32 PM (BpYfr)

186 wouldn't be surprised if any remaining hostages are murdered as IDF closes in

Posted by: Don Black at May 06, 2024 06:32 PM (/7KEl)

187 How many legal, muzzie registered voters are there in Michigan
Posted by: rickb223

This may be the question that softens the great minds of the Poli-Sci profession. Our hair ignites easily over this, but really, there are only two Michigan towns with 'majority' Muslim councils, and they're not the biggest. Somebody thinks they know something deep and dark about Michigan, and they may be dead-ass wrong.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at May 06, 2024 06:32 PM (zdLoL)

188 Let me know when the IAF hits Morningside Heights.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 06, 2024 06:32 PM (RIvkX)

189 Bolivia has a Navy.

Posted by: eleven at May 06, 2024 06:32 PM (fV+MH)

190 Encinitas is liberal HQ. Far, far left.

That sucks. I had hoped to spend my days riding the scooter up and down the 101 and enjoying the beach. A Chargers game, and some Robertos on Moonlight beach were the first dates for me and the wife.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 06, 2024 06:32 PM (YRsIm)

191 wouldn't be surprised if any remaining hostages are murdered as IDF closes in
Posted by: Don Black at May 06, 2024 06:32 PM (/7KEl)
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That's the standard thing they do.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at May 06, 2024 06:33 PM (Be/+i)

192 >>> On the third day of Princeton’s Hunger Strike for Gaza,
as the temperatures fall and rain continues,
@Princeton admin refuses still to allow our strikers to have tents

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 06, 2024 06:21 PM (L/fGl)

Well, they need to work on the meter a bit. But don't mess with the, "FIVE GO-OO-OLD RINGS" part everyone loves that, just leave it in.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 06, 2024 06:33 PM (Y6IkP)

193 leaving them huddled under umbrellas, vulnerable and unsafe.
_______________

Well, it IS the cold and flu season.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 06, 2024 06:33 PM (YqDXo)

194 All the hostages were alive and well and tested great. Until one day when an Israeli bomb dropped in the hospital in which they were kept, sadly killed them all.
- Hamas soon
Posted by: Montec at May 06, 2024 06:29 PM (8ZLyY)

It was a special, rape-y bomb, too.

Posted by: LASue at May 06, 2024 06:33 PM (llS7k)

195
Yeah, just 7 months ago the Gazans never had it so good. They had peace, they had food, internet, every comfort afforded to them.

Then guess who Fucked It Up?

I'll bet all those gazans wish they could go back to the way it was before hamas ruined it.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 06, 2024 06:34 PM (tuBfV)

196 It’s something to behold, these campus activists whining about not getting fed special diet food, or being cold while outside voluntarily when you consider how Israelis were treated on 10/7.

They’ve made a mockery of an existential crisis in Israel.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 06, 2024 06:34 PM (Hkcdp)

197
I don't think Israel is going to run out of ammunition.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 06, 2024 06:34 PM (krI25)

198 Saw a video of a guy who lives in Russia that went to their version of Home Depot. It looked just like ours. Full of merchandise. Tons of power tools, including quite a lot of western brands like Marita.

The sanctions have done nothing. As far as consumer goods go. In fact it helped Russia because they had to all of a sudden make their own shit to make up for the boycotted goods. Biden sure punished Putin, by injecting a ton of money into domestic manufacturing. Lol

Posted by: Montec at May 06, 2024 06:34 PM (8ZLyY)

199 Sitting here in ga za

Waiting on Yahya

500 quatloos if you remember the original
Posted by: Ben Had

Easy, peezy!

Sitting here in the daca d’bay …
Waiting on d’tide to roll away …

How much French toast & maple syrup does 500 quatloos buy?!?!?!?!?

Posted by: Adriane the Old Time Music Critic . . . at May 06, 2024 06:35 PM (4Winp)

200 "Therefore in fierce tempest is he come,
like a Jove.
that if requiring fail,
he will compell. "

Posted by: The guy that moves pianos for a living at May 06, 2024 06:35 PM (KE0Yr)

201 wouldn't be surprised if any remaining hostages are murdered as IDF closes in
Posted by: Don Black at May 06, 2024 06:32 PM (/7KEl)
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That's the standard thing they do.
Posted by: Captain Obvious

I would be surprised if any are still alive.

One reason they never agreed to a ceasefire. Israel wanted ALL the hostages returned alive. Those fucking animals couldn't do it because they were already dead.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 06, 2024 06:35 PM (nFo4U)

202 Someone needs to keep the trains running on time in Italy

Posted by: Skip at May 06, 2024 06:35 PM (fwDg9)

203 Queen Rania of Jordon seems to be quite the Hamas supporter and said of the US college protests - that they just want justice. She has been lauded by women's magazine over the years for her beauty, elegance, model looks. She is ugly through and through.

Posted by: Cheri at May 06, 2024 06:35 PM (oiNtH)

204 85
'Hope they are trend setters.
This could change the whole tax base of cities.'

Hope they are trend setters and survive all the attempts to preserve democrat tyranny perpetrated by the John Roberts wanna-bes.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at May 06, 2024 06:35 PM (roH4R)

205 148 "74 trillion billion quadrillion infants have already been killed in Rafah."

That's like Carl Sagan many infants.
Posted by: eleven at May 06, 2024 06:18 PM (fV+MH)
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TBF, Carl only went for "biiillions and biiillions."

Posted by: The Pendulum at May 06, 2024 06:24 PM (Be/+i)
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Skip ahead to the 32 second point

https://tinyurl.com/4w7bb7a2

Posted by: Gref at May 06, 2024 06:36 PM (5fDan)

206 Nood.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 06, 2024 06:36 PM (PiwSw)

207 Completely flatten all of Gaza.
Relocate the vermin to Iran.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 06, 2024 06:36 PM (uBGP/)

208 Yeah, just 7 months ago the Gazans never had it so good. They had peace, they had food, internet, every comfort afforded to them.

Then guess who Fucked It Up?

I'll bet all those gazans wish they could go back to the way it was before hamas ruined it.
Posted by: Soothsayer

Elections have consequences. Not just in the United States.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 06, 2024 06:36 PM (nFo4U)

209 Good. Shoulda thought about that earlier.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

We did. We thought they'd cave again.

Hungry Umbrella Holders

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at May 06, 2024 06:37 PM (FxH7T)

210 meanwhile, here in the US

"US focused on preventing 'major' Israeli operation in Rafah
The US does not believe today's Israeli fire in eastern Rafah represents a "major" military operation, the Reuters news agency has quoted an unnamed US official as saying.

The official said Washington was focused on heading off a major military operation into densely populated areas of Rafah and that it does not appear the Israelis are doing that...."

Posted by: runner at May 06, 2024 06:37 PM (V13WU)

211 The sandrats were making the release of Marwan Barghouti part of the ceasefire "agreement". Barghouti of the first and second intifada fame.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 06, 2024 06:37 PM (wb6sW)

212 Breaking911
@Breaking911
REPORTER: "Madam Vice President, Hamas says it accepted a ceasefire deal. Your reaction?"
HARRIS: "Shrimp and grits!"

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Maybe it makes sense. Shrimp isn't kosher and sand is gritty.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 06, 2024 06:37 PM (L/fGl)

213
But do you know who is going to be called "antisemites" and "anti-Israel," tomorrow?

Me and You, that's who. And then We'll be back on the defensive. This same stupid farce plays itself over and over.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 06, 2024 06:37 PM (tuBfV)

214 I had hoped to spend my days riding the scooter up and down the 101 and enjoying the beach.
_______________

I've got bad news for you. The 101 in that area has largely been taken over for ... cyclists (you knew that was coming), limited to one lane in each direction. But the a-hole cyclists don't use the bike lane because it's got kids etc. going slowly, so they go out into the traffic lane.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 06, 2024 06:37 PM (YqDXo)

215
Pizza served free that are not gluten and GMO-free are an atrocity, man

Posted by: Auspex at May 06, 2024 06:37 PM (j4U/Z)

216 Bolivia has a Navy.
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Have we met?

Posted by: zombie Korvettenkapitän Georg von Trapp at May 06, 2024 06:37 PM (ZdexC)

217 How much of the Hamas leadership is still in Gaza, not in Qatar?

Posted by: davidt at May 06, 2024 06:38 PM (SYTee)

218 there are only two Michigan towns with 'majority' Muslim councils, and they're not the biggest.
. . .

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver

Unlike London, ENG which is now majority Muslim.

Posted by: Adriane the Old Time Music Critic . . . at May 06, 2024 06:38 PM (4Winp)

219 The sandrats were making the release of Marwan Barghouti part of the ceasefire "agreement". Barghouti of the first and second intifada fame.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 06, 2024 06:37 PM (wb6sW)
______________

They're not in a position to make demands.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 06, 2024 06:38 PM (YqDXo)

220 The wogs HAD a two-state solution: Israel and Jordan. But they made themselves most unwelcome in the latter by virtue of being assholes there, too. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 06, 2024 06:30 PM (YqDXo)

Gaza was part of the Ottoman empire. When they lost WWII, the Brits took over. They tried to give it to Egypt, they said no thanks. during the 1948 war Egypt occupied it. They kept it till 1967. In 1979, Israel wanted to give it back - Egypt said no way. They said no way in 2005 as well. Israel left Gaza and Hamas took over - they sponsored terrorism in not only Israel, but in Egypt. Egypt eventually sealed the border and wants nothing more to do with them.

Posted by: El Mariachi Attorney at Law at May 06, 2024 06:39 PM (nLFEI)

221 The Italian defense minister said today that Russia is winning, the sanctions put on Russia by the west are a failure and it's time to negotiate a peace deal.
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Apparently the Republicans sent out a 10X matching fundraising letter to the world to "donate now and stop Putin!"

Americans got to involuntary donate $150 billion.
So far, the "URGENT! ACT NOW!" letters are being returned "no such address."

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 06, 2024 06:40 PM (g9W3m)

222 If Israeli hostages are even alive they will be mental wrecks. Tortured daily for months.

Posted by: Skip at May 06, 2024 06:40 PM (fwDg9)

223 Gazans are going to red states and small towns in those red states. He will punish legacy Americans as much as he can

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I lived in a small town in a very red part of SW Ohio called Maineville. Rural and conservative as a place can be. My brother just told me a huge mosque is now there. I couldn't believe it. Yes, Biden is stuffing these kinds of places with muslims.

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 06, 2024 06:41 PM (mupln)

224 74 trillion billion quadrillion infants have already been killed in Rafah."

That's like Carl Sagan many infants.
Posted by: eleven at May 06, 2024 06:18 PM (fV+MH)

That M'f said that we would enter another Ice age if Sadam Husan blew up all the oil wells, and it would take a Hundred years to put out the wells

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at May 06, 2024 06:41 PM (dKiJG)

225 I would be pleased to learn that in addition to Malinois, the IDF also uses wild boars. Really, really hungry wild boars.

Posted by: Tar Bae at May 06, 2024 06:42 PM (uR4Tu)

226 NOOD ya bunch o' Morons!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 06, 2024 06:42 PM (llON8)

227 How stupid is our age? This stupid:

@TheInsiderPaper 19m
BREAKING: Gov. Kristi Noem called NRA CEO Wayne LaPierre and offered to step down from her current job as South Dakota's Governor so that she could be the next executive VP or CEO of the gun lobby. - Axios

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 06, 2024 06:44 PM (IG4Id)

228 >>>to step down from her current job as South Dakota's Governor so that she could be the next executive VP or CEO of the gun lobby. - Axios
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 06, 2024 06:44 PM (IG4Id)
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Doubling down on stupid.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 06, 2024 07:07 PM (lCWOD)

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