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Israeli Warplanes Begin Pounding Rafah Like Sweetdick Pounding Fani's Wretched Snizz
In an obvious attempt to delay this final attack on their terror stronghold, Hamas announced they were "agreeing" to a ceasefire.
Not the ceasefire deal that Israel agreed to, of course. No, they "agreed" to a ceasefire deal Israel had no part of.
Avi Mayer
@AviMayer Let us all be very clear on what is happening right now: Hamas has not agreed to any known proposal for a ceasefire. Its announcement that it has agreed to "a ceasefire" is meaningless, an obvious ploy and delay tactic meant to prevent the imminent military operation in Rafah
Earlier, Israel dropped leaflets on Rafah instructing civilians to evacuate. Now they've begun the bombing, in preparation for a ground (and underground) offensive.
Israeli warplanes pounded targets in Rafah, a city in southern Gaza, yesterday, as the military told about 110,000 people there to evacuate. Hours later, the political leader of Hamas, Ismail Haniyeh, said that the group had accepted a cease-fire proposal from Qatar and Egypt. The full details of the proposal were unclear, but the conflict remains unresolved. Comments by Hamas and Israeli officials made it clear that Haniyeh was not referring to the plan that Israel had recently put forward. Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu's office said the proposal did not meet Israel's demands. Israel's war cabinet had also decided unanimously to "continue with its action in Rafah in order to exert military pressure on Hamas," Netanyahu's office said in a statement.Biden is, of course, trying to save Hamas' terrorist leaders their just reckoning, to placate the pro-terrorist Democrat madrassas in Michiganistan.
Israel started the final phase of the war to remove Hamas
— Jim Hanson (@JimHansonDC) May 6, 2024
Good
The Biden Admin is reacting to political pressure in trying to stop this
Netanyahu must stand firm pic.twitter.com/OZ5gb3EK6M
Biden six months ago: “Hamas must be eliminated entirely” 👇
— Dr. Eli David (@DrEliDavid) May 5, 2024
Biden today: “Israel must not enter Rafah to eliminate Hamas”
What changed? Pressure from pro-Hamas voters in Michigan? pic.twitter.com/nAUz2mc2yU
BREAKING: Biden made it clear to Netanyahu today that he's against a ground invasion on Rafah.
— Khalissee (@Kahlissee) May 6, 2024
This is the man who funded weapons to Israel with zero conditions attached.
Please keep sharing news of Rafah. All eyes on RAFAH. pic.twitter.com/oZqN4pQ8on
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: steevy at May 06, 2024 05:45 PM (FQmDC)
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Posted by: Adriane the Critic . . . at May 06, 2024 05:49 PM (4Winp)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 06, 2024 05:49 PM (tT6L1)
Posted by: Fani at May 06, 2024 05:49 PM (0Gnoc)
Rep. Jamaal Bowman Ed.D.
@JamaalBowmanNY
One million Palestinians are trapped in Rafah.
There is a ceasefire on the table. A path to peace is in front of us. We must stay strong in our demands to end Netanyahu’s violence and ensure a permanent #CeasefireNow!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 06, 2024 05:49 PM (L/fGl)
Posted by: Kumalalala at May 06, 2024 05:49 PM (6OrcJ)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 06, 2024 05:49 PM (PiwSw)
Israel: "We are studying the proposal.."
Also Israel: "Tanks have entered East Rafah after War Cabinet gives operation go-ahead."
Posted by: runner at May 06, 2024 05:50 PM (V13WU)
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Except for the small but noticeable detail that Qatar (Catarrh?) and Egypt are not fighting in Gaza.
Apart from that ...
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 06, 2024 05:50 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Ciampino - How to waste your day at May 06, 2024 05:50 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: steevy at May 06, 2024 05:51 PM (FQmDC)
Posted by: tubal at May 06, 2024 05:51 PM (PCK5/)
@JamaalBowmanNY
One million Palestinians are trapped in Rafah.
There is a ceasefire on the table. A path to peace is in front of us. We must stay strong in our demands to end Netanyahu’s violence and ensure a permanent #CeasefireNow!
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"Or else I'll pull another fire alarm!"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 06, 2024 05:51 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: TC at May 06, 2024 05:51 PM (cHOHf)
Posted by: Skip at May 06, 2024 05:52 PM (fwDg9)
I remember this one time in grade school, I sucker-punched this kid that was bigger and older than me and then I told him "me and my friends say 'cease fire'" so he wasn't allowed to hit me back, so I won.
Posted by: Things that never happened at May 06, 2024 05:52 PM (yOPBE)
==
We are ready for them !
--San Diego jail bedbugs
Posted by: runner at May 06, 2024 05:52 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: tubal at May 06, 2024 05:51 PM (PCK5/)
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Channeling Pokemon: "Gotta get 'em all."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 06, 2024 05:52 PM (YqDXo)
They stunk.
Posted by: wth at May 06, 2024 05:52 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 06, 2024 05:52 PM (ASqwj)
Visegrád 24 @visegrad24 42m
BREAKING:
Palestinians in Gaza celebrate the Hamas announcement that they agree to the ceasefire deal proposed by Egypt & Qatar.
However, that deal contains elements Israel finds unacceptable.
There is no ceasefire coming, Rafah invasion about to happen.
https://tinyurl.com/48nypywc
20 seconds; very LOUD
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 06, 2024 05:52 PM (ZdexC)
Posted by: Ciampino - How to waste your day at May 06, 2024 05:50 PM (qfLjt)
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I hope they get to spend some quality time with inmates who were recently sent down from state prison. Heck, they may even get to make the acquaintance of a few of those sparks of humanity known as MS 13.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 06, 2024 05:53 PM (tT6L1)
Good on you, Bibi. Godspeed.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 06, 2024 05:53 PM (di6C2)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 06, 2024 05:53 PM (PiwSw)
The "hostages" are their only bargaining chip. However now that they are all probably dead or wish they were Hamas is done for.
It's about time.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 06, 2024 05:53 PM (t/2Uw)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 06, 2024 05:53 PM (Eur7t)
Posted by: Diogenes at May 06, 2024 05:54 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Unborn Lives Matter at May 06, 2024 05:54 PM (i7KoL)
Biden today: �Israel must not enter Rafah to eliminate Hamas�
What changed? Pressure from pro-Hamas voters in Michigan?
Yep. Hell, every Pali residing in the US probably has (or had!) three relatives in Hamas. Family>tribe>country.
Posted by: Gref at May 06, 2024 05:54 PM (5fDan)
Posted by: tubal at May 06, 2024 05:54 PM (PCK5/)
The real target of Biden's attacks on Jews is the college vote.
That's not just millions of untraceable votes in blue cities in swing states (students in rental housing are a perfect cover address).
It's millions of free volunteer hours-- the phone bank workers calling and texting, the door-to-door campaigners, the ballot harvesters.
Getting this hard-left cadre of true believers--with no moral qualms to do whatever it takes-- are a key cog in the fraud machine.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 06, 2024 05:54 PM (g9W3m)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 06, 2024 05:54 PM (YRsIm)
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Make's it sound so horrifiic and indescriminate.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 06, 2024 05:54 PM (cOq4q)
@varadmehta
Yeah, this is DOA. But Hamas is counting on its useful idiots in the West (starting with the one in the Oval Office) to force Israel to accept it anyway.
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Counting on useful idiots in the West, huh? Well, at least there's an abundant supply.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 06, 2024 05:54 PM (L/fGl)
And remember they're the same experts that have been guiding US war policy for the last couple of decades.
Posted by: Methos at May 06, 2024 05:54 PM (Dnobf)
http://tiny.cc/f07zxz
Posted by: bonhomme at May 06, 2024 05:54 PM (6OrcJ)
Visegrád 24 @visegrad24 18h
Israeli airstrikes against Hamas positions in Rafah.
The ground invasion is coming closer and closer
https://tinyurl.com/4jkvy6vd
29 seconds; from yesterday I take it.
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 06, 2024 05:54 PM (ZdexC)
Posted by: Bob from NSA at May 06, 2024 05:55 PM (/QIWP)
"Biden today: “Israel must not enter Rafah to eliminate Hamas”
Our enemies must be laughing their asses off at how weak the US has become under Democrat leadership.
Posted by: redridinghood at May 06, 2024 05:55 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 06, 2024 05:55 PM (QNSds)
Posted by: Doof at May 06, 2024 05:56 PM (26/W4)
Waits a sec...
-shizzzits-
No kidding. My word as a Bibin.
Posted by: President Shart at May 06, 2024 05:56 PM (CM7e9)
Boeing/NASA - Atlas V N22 - Starliner Boe CFT
at 10:34 p.m. EDT (02:34 UTC Manned launch
Commentary starts in 30 minutes
https://www.youtube.com/live/Oed2KpyJUmo
Posted by: Ciampino - I hope their space stuff is good at May 06, 2024 05:56 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 06, 2024 05:56 PM (wb6sW)
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 06, 2024 05:56 PM (ZdexC)
Any other crazy cynics out there? Raise your hands.
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 06, 2024 05:56 PM (FAoo4)
Posted by: Joe Mama at May 06, 2024 05:57 PM (lZVy/)
"Biden today: “Israel must not enter Rafah to eliminate Hamas”
Our enemies must be laughing their asses off at how weak the US has become under Democrat leadership.
Posted by: redridinghood at May 06, 2024 05:55 PM (NpAcC)
They used to call us a “ pitiful giant” and a “ paper tiger”…
Posted by: tubal at May 06, 2024 05:57 PM (PCK5/)
However, that deal contains elements Israel finds unacceptable.
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Amir Tsarfati had a video, maybe an hour ago explaining this. He says the CIA was involved, so it was a US Regime deal, and it only returned 30+ hostages.
Which means the war would have 'ended' with over a hundred hostages still unaccounted for, and of course members of Hamas surviving. Both of those are obviously unacceptable outcomes.
Posted by: Methos at May 06, 2024 05:57 PM (Dnobf)
A bunch of military jets just flew over my house about fifteen minutes ago. I couldn't tell what they were
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's phone at May 06, 2024 05:57 PM (lCaJd)
Posted by: Bubba The Cellmate at May 06, 2024 05:57 PM (7XQ/q)
They stunk.
Posted by: wth at May 06, 2024 05:52 PM (v0R5T)
Wretched Snizz sounds like it should have been a Hole album.
Posted by: banana Dream at May 06, 2024 05:57 PM (Y6IkP)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 06, 2024 05:57 PM (63Dwl)
How many legal, muzzie registered voters are there in Michigan
Posted by: rickb223 at May 06, 2024 05:58 PM (nFo4U)
Enormous pizzas have arrived to feed the demos. I hope they are all with bacon.
Posted by: Ciampino - I hope [izzas have salami at May 06, 2024 05:59 PM (qfLjt)
http://tiny.cc/f07zxz
Posted by: bonhomme at May 06, 2024 05:54 PM (6OrcJ)
________________
Holding the prof's salary hostage. He won't get paid for any month in which he holds students' grades hostage. One day is enough to cancel that month's pay.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 06, 2024 05:59 PM (YqDXo)
Am I the only one who thinks some of the asshats in Congress aren't just Hamas supporters, they are paid shills?
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Unborn Lives Matter at May 06, 2024 05:59 PM (i7KoL)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
That Russian official was dead-on accurate. "America is agreement-incapable."
America has become the inner-city government of nation-states. The world's Atlanta.
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at May 06, 2024 06:00 PM (/QIWP)
http://tiny.cc/f07zxz
Posted by: bonhomme
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These are teachers that are witholding grades, saying they will keep the record of your grade but not report it in. I'm guessing if you're a student who begs your teacher to release the grade, will be told it's up to the admin, and if you get mad at the teacher, it wouldn't surprise me if your grade suffers. Sue them.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 06, 2024 06:00 PM (Eur7t)
Posted by: President Shart at May 06, 2024 06:00 PM (CM7e9)
Posted by: rickb223
Define Legal. We'll get back to you. ~ M. Garland
Posted by: Joe Mama at May 06, 2024 06:00 PM (lZVy/)
https://www.twitch.tv/1strespondersmedia
Posted by: Ciampino
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You fooled me. I expected to see them in orange jump suits.
They were out front protesting. They were the Mentally Arrested.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 06, 2024 06:01 PM (lCWOD)
Such a deal.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 06, 2024 06:01 PM (wb6sW)
America has become the inner-city government of nation-states. The world's Atlanta.
Posted by: Taq
That's what happens when you have 100 different voting factions, all with different outlooks and wants.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 06, 2024 06:01 PM (nFo4U)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 06, 2024 06:01 PM (5S+sK)
Posted by: tubal at May 06, 2024 06:02 PM (PCK5/)
Posted by: Soothsayer at May 06, 2024 06:02 PM (tuBfV)
Marina Medvin points out bin Salman has been working to normalize relations with Israel.
http://tiny.cc/517zxz
Posted by: bonhomme at May 06, 2024 06:03 PM (6OrcJ)
Oh please don't burn the place down. please.
Posted by: fd at May 06, 2024 06:03 PM (CM7e9)
Posted by: tubal at May 06, 2024 06:03 PM (PCK5/)
Enormous pizzas have arrived to feed the demos. I hope they are all with bacon.
Posted by: Ciampino
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High School, someone kept stealing a friends lunch. His mom always included a snack. This she made him brownies with a box of Ex-Lax. No one stole his lunch again.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 06, 2024 06:03 PM (lCWOD)
Posted by: Taq
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Which is why St. George broke off from Baton Rouge: to avoid the "diversity," with all the associated problems.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 06, 2024 06:04 PM (YqDXo)
Has CIA-controlled Iran responded, yet, in this farce?
Because that's the next step in this farce to get the House to give even more $$ to kiev.
Yes, somehow, when Israel is under threat it gives weak, stupid, corrupt Republicans even more cause to give $$ to puppet-zelensky.
Posted by: Soothsayer at May 06, 2024 06:05 PM (tuBfV)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Unborn Lives Matter at May 06, 2024 05:54 PM (i7KoL)
As a former Malinois owner, I support this suggestion. They will f*ck them up righteously.
Met some wolf/dog hybrids last weekend. They'd due in a pinch. Beautiful animals and I may have found a buddy for Heidi, the velociraptor shepherd.
Posted by: Beartooth at May 06, 2024 06:05 PM (XT+5H)
America has become the inner-city government of nation-states. The world's Atlanta.
Posted by: Taq
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That's what happens when you have 100 different voting factions, all with different outlooks and wants.
Posted by: rickb223
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That's what happens when cheaters go free.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 06, 2024 06:05 PM (lCWOD)
Posted by: Blutarski at May 06, 2024 06:05 PM (Cp1vk)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 06, 2024 06:06 PM (aFNOf)
Oh please don't burn the place down. please.
Posted by: fd at May 06, 2024 06:03 PM (CM7e9)
Let them protest their little facist hearts out
Posted by: It's me donna at May 06, 2024 06:06 PM (Akjoo)
Egypt’s military intelligence asked Bedouin tribes to assist army in preventing mass influx of Palestinian refugees, reports the Middle East Eye.
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 06, 2024 06:06 PM (ZdexC)
Which is why St. George broke off from Baton Rouge: to avoid the "diversity," with all the associated problems.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
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Hope they are trend setters.
This could change the whole tax base of cities.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 06, 2024 06:06 PM (lCWOD)
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 06, 2024 06:06 PM (ZdexC)
Nice neighbor...Has Joe sent a plane yet to pick them up ?
Posted by: It's me donna at May 06, 2024 06:08 PM (Akjoo)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 06, 2024 06:00 PM (Eur7t)
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Interesting. Where I work, the Registrar can impose real consequences on instructors who refuse to turn in their grades, such as withholding their pay.
Usually, it's just instructors who take their sweet time grading that get in trouble. They often don't do that more than a couple of times before they get the message to turn their grades in on time.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 06, 2024 06:08 PM (BpYfr)
Arab sources" say there was an assassination attempt on the Saudi Crown Prince bin Salman.
Marina Medvin points out bin Salman has been working to normalize relations with Israel.
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He must be one of the most heavily guarded men in the world.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's phone at May 06, 2024 06:08 PM (lCaJd)
Reminder to Stupid Republicans: Do Not React by being pro-Israel. The most politically beneficial response is to be Anti-Hamas.
(Yes, there is a difference, Mr Internet Automatic Contradictorian.)
Posted by: Soothsayer at May 06, 2024 06:08 PM (tuBfV)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 06, 2024 06:08 PM (PiwSw)
This could change the whole tax base of cities.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 06, 2024 06:06 PM (lCWOD)
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Me too. You could have prosperous refugee city next to decaying, broke, diverse city.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 06, 2024 06:08 PM (YqDXo)
Oh please don't burn the place down. please.
Posted by: fd at May 06, 2024 06:03 PM (CM7e9)
Let them protest their little facist hearts out
Posted by: It's me donna at May 06, 2024 06:06 PM (Akjoo)
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Oh is that why the whole area around the Met was shut down today? Fuck these assholes.
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 06, 2024 06:09 PM (FAoo4)
Wretched?
Stankey, certainly.
Loosey-goosey, probably.
Beefy minge curtain maybe.
But you go too far with wretched my friend.
Posted by: Auspex at May 06, 2024 06:09 PM (j4U/Z)
Posted by: Orson at May 06, 2024 06:09 PM (dIske)
Incidentally, if Elon didn't buy Twitter, Twitter would be censoring & banning Everyone who criticized hamas and their supporters.
Posted by: Soothsayer at May 06, 2024 06:10 PM (tuBfV)
Where's Joey B. going to plant the Gazans?
Posted by: Braenyard at May 06, 2024 06:10 PM (lCWOD)
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Well, you can see his point. I mean, it's not like he wants to set a precedent for the removal of evil, lying, kleptocracies desperately clinging to power and willing to sacrifice the well-being of their citizens for a few more days of theft grasping at power.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 06, 2024 06:10 PM (L/fGl)
Then laugh as they apoplecticly and simultaneously try to tell you you're a genocider and that Hamas did nothing wrong.
Posted by: Malicious Compliance at May 06, 2024 06:11 PM (OBuuS)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 06, 2024 06:10 PM (L/fGl)
Actually, that would be Fatah. Hamas just wants to kill all the Jews.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 06, 2024 06:11 PM (PiwSw)
Oh please don't burn the place down. please.
Posted by: fd at May 06, 2024 06:03 PM (CM7e9)
Let them protest their little facist hearts out
Posted by: It's me donna at May 06, 2024 06:06 PM (Akjoo)
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Oh is that why the whole area around the Met was shut down today? Fuck these assholes.
Posted by: Elric Blade
Are they performing Gotterdammerung?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 06, 2024 06:12 PM (L/fGl)
Practice stops immediately at schools with balls...which means it won't happen.
Posted by: Bete at May 06, 2024 06:13 PM (LX4y3)
I'd say fire the bugger and withhold all monies owed him until he hands in those grades.
Posted by: Ciampino - I hope [izzas have salami at May 06, 2024 06:13 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 06, 2024 06:13 PM (YRsIm)
funny stuff, Ace
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, PNW MOME June 1st at May 06, 2024 06:14 PM (xcxpd)
btw, if the Lies about the rate of dead "palestinians" per hour we've been told for the last 6 months were true, THERE WOULD BE NO MORE OF THESE FUCKS LEFT TO KILL.
But, apparently, there are plenty left to kill. So what gives? I guess Israel really hasn't kilt 10 gazillion "palestinians," after all.
Posted by: Soothsayer at May 06, 2024 06:14 PM (tuBfV)
But,as always, kick their ass Seabass.
Posted by: eleven at May 06, 2024 06:14 PM (fV+MH)
Such a deal.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 06, 2024 06:01 PM (wb6sW)
You can always tell when the Junta is on the diplomatic ropes - they send Burns to try to do something. He's the only Junta member with any real diplomatic experience. Blinken and Sullivan are yokels who mask their uselessness with glibness on-camera. They sent Burns to Saudi Arabia to clean-up after Joey, Blinken, and Sullivan pissed-off MBS a couple years ago. Burns was sent to Moscow in late 2021 to try to head-off Putin from invading Ukraine. Last year he made a 'secret' trip to China to 'ease tensions' between the Junta and the CCP.
Posted by: Gref at May 06, 2024 06:14 PM (5fDan)
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Probably where there are a lot of Jews. But NY and Cali might have had enough. Cleveland is in a red state and their eastern suburbs have large Jewish populations. Wouldn't surprise me if that's where they go.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 06, 2024 06:14 PM (Eur7t)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 06, 2024 06:14 PM (wb6sW)
Where's Joey B. going to plant the Gazans?"
Philadelphia, Atlanta, or Phoenix.
Posted by: Anti-Faucist at May 06, 2024 06:14 PM (qUkBO)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Occam stole my razor at May 06, 2024 06:15 PM (i7KoL)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Unborn Lives Matter
The IDF has a special unit called Oketz (Hebrew for sting) that uses military dogs and yes, their favorite is the Belgian Malinois. When a dog falls in the line of duty, its remains are returned and buried with honors.
Posted by: Cheri at May 06, 2024 06:15 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Montec at May 06, 2024 06:15 PM (8ZLyY)
Jacob Baime @JacobBaime 37m
BREAKING: ISRAELI RESCUE OPERATION UNDERWAY IN GAZA
🚨 Israeli tanks and armored personnel carriers have entered Rafah in Southern Gaza in an attempt to free the hostages, including U.S. citizens.
🙏 Praying for the redemption of the hostages and the safety of their rescuers.
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 06, 2024 06:15 PM (ZdexC)
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Probably where there are a lot of Jews. But NY and Cali might have had enough. Cleveland is in a red state and their eastern suburbs have large Jewish populations. Wouldn't surprise me if that's where they go.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 06, 2024 06:14 PM (Eur7t)
Don’t leave out Chicago…
Posted by: tubal at May 06, 2024 06:15 PM (PCK5/)
Posted by: Duncanthrax, asking the questions the MSM doesn't ask at May 06, 2024 06:15 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Ineloquent but to the point at May 06, 2024 06:16 PM (Wc83a)
I mean fuckingseriouslythough!
How many "hospitals" are there in Gaza??
Shirley they're all gone?
Posted by: Soothsayer at May 06, 2024 06:16 PM (tuBfV)
116 Why don't any of the neighboring co-religionists want any Palestinian refugees?
Posted by: Duncanthrax, asking the questions the MSM doesn't ask at May 06, 2024 06:15 PM (a3Q+t)
Because they are not stupid, unlike Democrats.
Posted by: tubal at May 06, 2024 06:17 PM (PCK5/)
By my quick count, Israel had already bombed, [let's see here, carry the seven...] over a hundred hospitals and schools.
Posted by: Soothsayer at May 06, 2024 06:17 PM (tuBfV)
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Well, to be fair, no one in the conservative media has made the case that one is worth funding and the other isn't.
It's just something we're supposed to believe without evidence.
Posted by: Oschisms at May 06, 2024 06:17 PM (JQiMb)
Posted by: Montec at May 06, 2024 06:17 PM (8ZLyY)
https://www.twitch.tv/1strespondersmedia
Posted by: Ciampino
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You fooled me. I expected to see them in orange jump suits.
They were out front protesting. They were the Mentally Arrested.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 06, 2024 06:01 PM (lCWOD)
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No fooling ....
they arrived in Sheriff's Dept. buses. Those in front are today's protesters wanting the others freed.
Posted by: Ciampino - I hope pizzas have salami at May 06, 2024 06:18 PM (qfLjt)
That's like Carl Sagan many infants.
Posted by: eleven at May 06, 2024 06:18 PM (fV+MH)
And how many times has Israel "cut the electricity" in Gaza? Thirty?
Posted by: Soothsayer at May 06, 2024 06:19 PM (tuBfV)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 06, 2024 06:19 PM (mH6SG)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 06, 2024 06:19 PM (wb6sW)
Posted by: Soothsayer at May 06, 2024 06:17 PM (tuBfV)
You mean rocket launching facilities
Posted by: It's me donna at May 06, 2024 06:19 PM (Akjoo)
Hard to overstate how catastrophic a full-scale Rafah invasion would be. Northern Gaza is now experiencing famine. The Kerem Shalom crossing is now closed. There is no safe place for people to go. No infrastructure. No plan for how to get aid into Gaza. apnews.com/article/gaza-isra
Katie Pavlich @KatiePavlich 3h
Hey, dude, the crossing is closed because Hamas bombed it over the weekend…a war crime!
Daniel Rubenstein @paulrubens 4h
Hamas fired a barrage of rockets from Rafah that killed a bunch of Israeli soldiers and then Hamas basically sent out a press release saying that it accepted the ceasefire that it negotiated with itself.
Israel War Room @IsraelWarRoom 13m
#BREAKING: Sirens in southern Israel
Israel War Room @IsraelWarRoom 14m
ALERT: Rocket sirens sounding in southern Israel in communities near Gaza.
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 06, 2024 06:20 PM (ZdexC)
Boeing/NASA - Atlas V N22 - Starliner Boe CFT
at 10:34 p.m. EDT (02:34 UTC Manned launch
Commentary starts in 30 minutes
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Posted by: Ciampino - I hope their space stuff is good at May 06, 2024 05:56 PM (qfLjt)
I wonder how many dead whistleblowers they can fit in there.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at May 06, 2024 06:20 PM (DTX3h)
Posted by: mnw at May 06, 2024 06:21 PM (NLIak)
Aditi
@aditilrao
On the third day of Princeton’s Hunger Strike for Gaza, as the temperatures fall and rain continues, @Princeton admin refuses still to allow our strikers to have tents, leaving them huddled under umbrellas, vulnerable and unsafe. Shameful and cruel.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 06, 2024 06:21 PM (L/fGl)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 06, 2024 06:21 PM (R/m4+)
Speaking of which, ukraine must be a wasteland, by now, right?
Where is all the video of the carnage? In this age of media and video transmission, it sure is peculiar there is near zero video evidence of this "devastating" "war" in ukraine.
Posted by: Soothsayer at May 06, 2024 06:21 PM (tuBfV)
Where's Joey B. going to plant the Gazans?
Posted by: Braenyard at May 06, 2024 06:10 PM (lCWOD)
The IDF is planting them right now, in Rafah.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 06, 2024 06:22 PM (e6UQI)
Posted by: Lizzy at May 06, 2024 06:22 PM (Hkcdp)
Hamas basically sent out a press release saying that it accepted the ceasefire that it negotiated with itself.
___________
"We agree to the Zionist occupiers agreeing to letting us kill them."
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 06, 2024 06:22 PM (MoZTd)
Posted by: Soothsayer at May 06, 2024 06:21 PM (tuBfV)
Can't let you see it... It would ruin the "Ukraine is winning ."
Posted by: It's me donna at May 06, 2024 06:22 PM (Akjoo)
Posted by: Soothsayer at May 06, 2024 06:21 PM (tuBfV)
I wish I could say you are a crackpot kook.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 06, 2024 06:23 PM (di6C2)
Posted by: Montec at May 06, 2024 06:23 PM (8ZLyY)
Posted by: Skip at May 06, 2024 06:23 PM (fwDg9)
"If it were done... then 'twere best done quickly."
Macbeth
Act I, Scene 7
Posted by: mnw at May 06, 2024 06:21 PM
Lay on, MacDuff, and damned be he who first cries "Hold, enough!".
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 06, 2024 06:23 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Montec
Cousin Clem says he'll take them cliff diving up on the backside of Marbel Mtn.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Occam stole my razor at May 06, 2024 06:23 PM (i7KoL)
Shameful and cruel.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame
___________
"Like, dude, this gruel isn't locally sourced."
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 06, 2024 06:23 PM (MoZTd)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 06, 2024 06:22 PM (MoZTd)
*Biden, in full Chamberlain getup, clutches agreement in crayon*
PEACE IN OUR TIME!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 06, 2024 06:23 PM (di6C2)
White House Hospice serves:
Monday and Wednesday: tapioca pudding.
Tuesday and Thursday: huge syringe load of crank.
Posted by: 13times at May 06, 2024 06:24 PM (cKEzo)
Posted by: andycanuck
May they strike Hamas like Sampson struck with the jawbone of an ass.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 06, 2024 06:24 PM (L/fGl)
That's like Carl Sagan many infants.
Posted by: eleven at May 06, 2024 06:18 PM (fV+MH)
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TBF, Carl only went for "biiillions and biiillions."
Posted by: The Pendulum at May 06, 2024 06:24 PM (Be/+i)
Campus protests across the US chanting Hamas slogans and talking points. Biden administration are weaklings.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 06, 2024 06:24 PM (Hkcdp)
Posted by: eleven at May 06, 2024 06:24 PM (fV+MH)
All remaining hostages are released without further harm.
Israel dissolves the Hamas government. They coordinate aid to the people of Gaza and help them to rebuild.
C'mon Hamas - do it for the children...
Posted by: El Mariachi Attorney at Law at May 06, 2024 06:25 PM (nLFEI)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 06, 2024 06:24 PM (L/fGl)
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But enough about Biden...
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at May 06, 2024 06:25 PM (Be/+i)
Kinda like SD/Tijuana?
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 06, 2024 06:13 PM (YRsIm)
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Yeah, just like that. Although Tijuana is coming to SD, so it's kinda backwards.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 06, 2024 06:25 PM (YqDXo)
I like the way they think.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov, now, where does a war hero get some lubrication around here? at May 06, 2024 06:25 PM (wBaIH)
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 06, 2024 06:06 PM
When Napolean invaded Egypt his army feared being captured by the Bedouins. Any French soldiers that they captured were raped repeatedly. Some of them survived and were ransomed back to the French Army.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 06, 2024 06:25 PM (QNSds)
I have a ceasefire proposal. I goes like this - Hamas surrenders unconditionally.
___________
But they can keep their Emperor.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 06, 2024 06:26 PM (MoZTd)
Posted by: Cheri at May 06, 2024 06:26 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Soothsayer at May 06, 2024 06:26 PM (tuBfV)
C'mon Hamas - do it for the children...
Posted by: El Mariachi Attorney at Law at May 06, 2024 06:25 PM (nLFEI)
Can't do that.. Where would they get their human shields ?
Posted by: It's me donna at May 06, 2024 06:26 PM (Akjoo)
Posted by: Montec at May 06, 2024 06:26 PM (8ZLyY)
"Wow, we didn't even know you were at war with Qatar and Egypt."
Posted by: Tar Bae at May 06, 2024 06:27 PM (uR4Tu)
Posted by: Lizzy at May 06, 2024 06:27 PM (Hkcdp)
As for the Rafah ops- finish it. These pali f***s have been world-class assholes for decades, going back to Munich in 1972. It's time they were put down for good.
Posted by: Don Black at May 06, 2024 06:27 PM (/7KEl)
That's a damn shame. I had hoped to one day live in Encinitas/Leucadia.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 06, 2024 06:27 PM (YRsIm)
Posted by: Lizzy at May 06, 2024 06:22 PM (Hkcdp)
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In the last couple of weeks, Hamas released hostage videos of three of them. So there's at least that many. As of a couple of weeks ago.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at May 06, 2024 06:27 PM (Be/+i)
@aditilrao
On the third day of Princeton’s Hunger Strike for Gaza, as the temperatures fall and rain continues, @Princeton admin refuses still to allow our strikers to have tents, leaving them huddled under umbrellas, vulnerable and unsafe. Shameful and cruel.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 06, 2024 06:21 PM (L/fGl)
______________
Excellent. A teachable moment is imminent.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 06, 2024 06:28 PM (YqDXo)
Israel was at peace.
The "palastinians" through the elected government, Hamas, brought unprovoked war against upon Israel, Israel is morally and normatively obligated to bring war upon Hamas and prosecute said war until they have degraded hamas's war making capabilities so that they can never wage war against Israel again.
Hamas is morally responsible for any civilian deaths, period.
They wage war behind civilians, they launch military attacks from civilian locations, they use their own people as human shields.
In short, they are animals.
Ayn Rand had it right, in a choice between barbarians and the civilized, you choose the civilized.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 06, 2024 06:28 PM (XV/Pl)
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We categorically reject your terms. We need to keep Hamas in power, otherwise we might be out of a job and even worse, all the kickbacks that come with it!
Posted by: State Department Two State Solution Dept. at May 06, 2024 06:28 PM (Eur7t)
Every basement is a Hamas warehouse
Posted by: Skip at May 06, 2024 06:28 PM (fwDg9)
Sitting here in ga za
Waiting on Yahya
500 quatloos if you remember the original
Posted by: Ben Had at May 06, 2024 06:28 PM (wb6sW)
Oh no, biden's handlers will soon issue a tweet of quasi-condemnation of Israel.
You watch, the "white house" tweet will say "both sides" need to stop attacking each other. You watch.
Posted by: Soothsayer at May 06, 2024 06:28 PM (tuBfV)
Posted by: It's me donna at May 06, 2024 06:29 PM (Akjoo)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 06, 2024 06:27 PM (YRsIm)
_______________
Encinitas is liberal HQ. Far, far left.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 06, 2024 06:29 PM (YqDXo)
- Hamas soon
Posted by: Montec at May 06, 2024 06:29 PM (8ZLyY)
Hence everyone and their mother working to make sure Rafah doesn't fall.
Posted by: El Mariachi Attorney at Law at May 06, 2024 06:29 PM (nLFEI)
The Italian defense minister said today that Russia is winning, the sanctions put on Russia by the west are a failure and it's time to negotiate a peace deal.
Corrupt morons runnng this country.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 06, 2024 06:30 PM (LkLld)
However, Hamas did not commit to releasing living hostages - turning over the corpses of hostages would also be acceptable under the terms of the agreement.
Terrorist scum.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 06, 2024 06:30 PM (uxCna)
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The wogs HAD a two-state solution: Israel and Jordan. But they made themselves most unwelcome in the latter by virtue of being assholes there, too.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 06, 2024 06:30 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: El Mariachi Attorney at Law at May 06, 2024 06:30 PM (nLFEI)
@aditilrao
On the third day of Princeton’s Hunger Strike for Gaza, as the temperatures fall and rain continues, @Princeton admin refuses still to allow our strikers to have tents, leaving them huddled under umbrellas, vulnerable and unsafe. Shameful and cruel.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 06, 2024 06:21 PM (L/fGl)
______________
Unsafe? Go home.
Posted by: LASue at May 06, 2024 06:30 PM (llS7k)
I mean, what did the Democrats expect Israel to do with the billions in "defense" dollars they had just literally gave them??
So it's just Such Bullshit that any of these cocksucking Democrats, especially biden, to say Israel needs to reel back their defense (offense).
Posted by: Soothsayer at May 06, 2024 06:31 PM (tuBfV)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 06, 2024 06:31 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Montec
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Wow! Then it's true--
They really do breed like cockroaches!
Posted by: JQ at May 06, 2024 06:31 PM (njWTi)
________________
Good. Shoulda thought about that earlier.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 06, 2024 06:32 PM (YqDXo)
However, Hamas did not commit to releasing living hostages - turning over the corpses of hostages would also be acceptable under the terms of the agreement.
Terrorist scum.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 06, 2024 06:30 PM (uxCna)
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Then trading 33 corpses of senior Hamas leaders should be acceptable.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 06, 2024 06:32 PM (BpYfr)
Posted by: Don Black at May 06, 2024 06:32 PM (/7KEl)
Posted by: rickb223
This may be the question that softens the great minds of the Poli-Sci profession. Our hair ignites easily over this, but really, there are only two Michigan towns with 'majority' Muslim councils, and they're not the biggest. Somebody thinks they know something deep and dark about Michigan, and they may be dead-ass wrong.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at May 06, 2024 06:32 PM (zdLoL)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 06, 2024 06:32 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: eleven at May 06, 2024 06:32 PM (fV+MH)
That sucks. I had hoped to spend my days riding the scooter up and down the 101 and enjoying the beach. A Chargers game, and some Robertos on Moonlight beach were the first dates for me and the wife.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 06, 2024 06:32 PM (YRsIm)
Posted by: Don Black at May 06, 2024 06:32 PM (/7KEl)
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That's the standard thing they do.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at May 06, 2024 06:33 PM (Be/+i)
as the temperatures fall and rain continues,
@Princeton admin refuses still to allow our strikers to have tents
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 06, 2024 06:21 PM (L/fGl)
Well, they need to work on the meter a bit. But don't mess with the, "FIVE GO-OO-OLD RINGS" part everyone loves that, just leave it in.
Posted by: banana Dream at May 06, 2024 06:33 PM (Y6IkP)
_______________
Well, it IS the cold and flu season.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 06, 2024 06:33 PM (YqDXo)
- Hamas soon
Posted by: Montec at May 06, 2024 06:29 PM (8ZLyY)
It was a special, rape-y bomb, too.
Posted by: LASue at May 06, 2024 06:33 PM (llS7k)
Yeah, just 7 months ago the Gazans never had it so good. They had peace, they had food, internet, every comfort afforded to them.
Then guess who Fucked It Up?
I'll bet all those gazans wish they could go back to the way it was before hamas ruined it.
Posted by: Soothsayer at May 06, 2024 06:34 PM (tuBfV)
They’ve made a mockery of an existential crisis in Israel.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 06, 2024 06:34 PM (Hkcdp)
I don't think Israel is going to run out of ammunition.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 06, 2024 06:34 PM (krI25)
The sanctions have done nothing. As far as consumer goods go. In fact it helped Russia because they had to all of a sudden make their own shit to make up for the boycotted goods. Biden sure punished Putin, by injecting a ton of money into domestic manufacturing. Lol
Posted by: Montec at May 06, 2024 06:34 PM (8ZLyY)
Waiting on Yahya
500 quatloos if you remember the original
Posted by: Ben Had
Easy, peezy!
Sitting here in the daca d’bay …
Waiting on d’tide to roll away …
How much French toast & maple syrup does 500 quatloos buy?!?!?!?!?
Posted by: Adriane the Old Time Music Critic . . . at May 06, 2024 06:35 PM (4Winp)
like a Jove.
that if requiring fail,
he will compell. "
Posted by: The guy that moves pianos for a living at May 06, 2024 06:35 PM (KE0Yr)
Posted by: Don Black at May 06, 2024 06:32 PM (/7KEl)
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That's the standard thing they do.
Posted by: Captain Obvious
I would be surprised if any are still alive.
One reason they never agreed to a ceasefire. Israel wanted ALL the hostages returned alive. Those fucking animals couldn't do it because they were already dead.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 06, 2024 06:35 PM (nFo4U)
Posted by: Skip at May 06, 2024 06:35 PM (fwDg9)
Posted by: Cheri at May 06, 2024 06:35 PM (oiNtH)
'Hope they are trend setters.
This could change the whole tax base of cities.'
Hope they are trend setters and survive all the attempts to preserve democrat tyranny perpetrated by the John Roberts wanna-bes.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at May 06, 2024 06:35 PM (roH4R)
That's like Carl Sagan many infants.
Posted by: eleven at May 06, 2024 06:18 PM (fV+MH)
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TBF, Carl only went for "biiillions and biiillions."
Posted by: The Pendulum at May 06, 2024 06:24 PM (Be/+i)
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Skip ahead to the 32 second point
https://tinyurl.com/4w7bb7a2
Posted by: Gref at May 06, 2024 06:36 PM (5fDan)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 06, 2024 06:36 PM (PiwSw)
Relocate the vermin to Iran.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 06, 2024 06:36 PM (uBGP/)
Then guess who Fucked It Up?
I'll bet all those gazans wish they could go back to the way it was before hamas ruined it.
Posted by: Soothsayer
Elections have consequences. Not just in the United States.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 06, 2024 06:36 PM (nFo4U)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
We did. We thought they'd cave again.
Hungry Umbrella Holders
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at May 06, 2024 06:37 PM (FxH7T)
"US focused on preventing 'major' Israeli operation in Rafah
The US does not believe today's Israeli fire in eastern Rafah represents a "major" military operation, the Reuters news agency has quoted an unnamed US official as saying.
The official said Washington was focused on heading off a major military operation into densely populated areas of Rafah and that it does not appear the Israelis are doing that...."
Posted by: runner at May 06, 2024 06:37 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 06, 2024 06:37 PM (wb6sW)
@Breaking911
REPORTER: "Madam Vice President, Hamas says it accepted a ceasefire deal. Your reaction?"
HARRIS: "Shrimp and grits!"
-
Maybe it makes sense. Shrimp isn't kosher and sand is gritty.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 06, 2024 06:37 PM (L/fGl)
But do you know who is going to be called "antisemites" and "anti-Israel," tomorrow?
Me and You, that's who. And then We'll be back on the defensive. This same stupid farce plays itself over and over.
Posted by: Soothsayer at May 06, 2024 06:37 PM (tuBfV)
_______________
I've got bad news for you. The 101 in that area has largely been taken over for ... cyclists (you knew that was coming), limited to one lane in each direction. But the a-hole cyclists don't use the bike lane because it's got kids etc. going slowly, so they go out into the traffic lane.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 06, 2024 06:37 PM (YqDXo)
Pizza served free that are not gluten and GMO-free are an atrocity, man
Posted by: Auspex at May 06, 2024 06:37 PM (j4U/Z)
Posted by: zombie Korvettenkapitän Georg von Trapp at May 06, 2024 06:37 PM (ZdexC)
Posted by: davidt at May 06, 2024 06:38 PM (SYTee)
. . .
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver
Unlike London, ENG which is now majority Muslim.
Posted by: Adriane the Old Time Music Critic . . . at May 06, 2024 06:38 PM (4Winp)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 06, 2024 06:37 PM (wb6sW)
______________
They're not in a position to make demands.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 06, 2024 06:38 PM (YqDXo)
Gaza was part of the Ottoman empire. When they lost WWII, the Brits took over. They tried to give it to Egypt, they said no thanks. during the 1948 war Egypt occupied it. They kept it till 1967. In 1979, Israel wanted to give it back - Egypt said no way. They said no way in 2005 as well. Israel left Gaza and Hamas took over - they sponsored terrorism in not only Israel, but in Egypt. Egypt eventually sealed the border and wants nothing more to do with them.
Posted by: El Mariachi Attorney at Law at May 06, 2024 06:39 PM (nLFEI)
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Apparently the Republicans sent out a 10X matching fundraising letter to the world to "donate now and stop Putin!"
Americans got to involuntary donate $150 billion.
So far, the "URGENT! ACT NOW!" letters are being returned "no such address."
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 06, 2024 06:40 PM (g9W3m)
Posted by: Skip at May 06, 2024 06:40 PM (fwDg9)
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I lived in a small town in a very red part of SW Ohio called Maineville. Rural and conservative as a place can be. My brother just told me a huge mosque is now there. I couldn't believe it. Yes, Biden is stuffing these kinds of places with muslims.
Posted by: Lady in Black at May 06, 2024 06:41 PM (mupln)
That's like Carl Sagan many infants.
Posted by: eleven at May 06, 2024 06:18 PM (fV+MH)
That M'f said that we would enter another Ice age if Sadam Husan blew up all the oil wells, and it would take a Hundred years to put out the wells
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at May 06, 2024 06:41 PM (dKiJG)
Posted by: Tar Bae at May 06, 2024 06:42 PM (uR4Tu)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 06, 2024 06:42 PM (llON8)
@TheInsiderPaper 19m
BREAKING: Gov. Kristi Noem called NRA CEO Wayne LaPierre and offered to step down from her current job as South Dakota's Governor so that she could be the next executive VP or CEO of the gun lobby. - Axios
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