The American Public Has the Right to Know, "Did the President Shit Himself, and When Did He Know He Shit Himself?"

I used to make poopies the size of Buicks, my word as a Biden.

My bowel movement was voted to the All State Bowel Movement Team, I'm not joking.

I almost went to Annapolis to join their Shit In The Pants squad on a free ride scholarship, but they had a guy there, you might have heard of him, named Roger Staubach. He could crap like a choir of angels, I'm serious, this is a fact, you can look it up.

From Matt Vespa.

Biden literally shIt himself 😭 pic.twitter.com/iiQayK4e60
— Sara Rose 🇺🇸🌹 (@saras76) May 4, 2024

Anyone who has parented a toddler knows exactly what's going on here pic.twitter.com/6J2QZBwFMt
— L A R R Y (@LarryOConnor) May 5, 2024

Sarah Fields
@SarahisCensored
I have a degree in gerontology. This is called dementia posturing.
Everyone who handles him should be prosecuted for elderly abuse. Looking at you, Jill.

I looked up "dementia posturing." I guess a lot of people are looking it up, because I only typed "D - e - m" into google before it suggested "dementia posturing."

Here's the rundown:

Dementia posturing refers to the changes in posture that may result from the onset of dementia. According to the Alzheimer's Society, those with Lewy body dementia experience movement difficulties, such as changes to their posture, that progress over time.
Posture refers to how the body positions itself when sitting and standing and how a person moves overall. Static posture refers to how a person holds themselves while standing or sitting. Many things can affect posture over time, such as excessive sitting in certain chairs or carrying heavy loads on the back.
Lewy body dementia is a type of dementia in which abnormal protein deposits reside in the brain, resulting in changes in thinking, movement, behavior, and mood. It can affect the posture by:
* stiffening and slowing the movement of limbs and causing trembling
* weakening the posture, resulting in a stooping back
* causing shuffling when walking
* causing difficulty in maintaining balance
A stooping posture due to dementia can result in falls that lead to injury.

Update: From andycanuck, an enhanced video using Stool-Detecting Infrared. You've been warned.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 02:35 PM

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1 !

Posted by: wth at May 06, 2024 02:35 PM (v0R5T)

2 2!

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at May 06, 2024 02:35 PM (XMwZJ)

3 Oh, good. Someone already claimed #2

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at May 06, 2024 02:36 PM (N1tpc)

4 Yes and Yes

Posted by: RUReadingthis at May 06, 2024 02:37 PM (aQ25I)

5 DOCTOR Jill got a big whiff and walked away.

Posted by: wth at May 06, 2024 02:37 PM (v0R5T)

6 not last

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 06, 2024 02:37 PM (GBKbO)

7 Who shit my pants?!

- Joe Biden

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at May 06, 2024 02:37 PM (/nCD+)

8 Gosh the rest of the world is finally catching up to what a lot of us said years ago on this very blog: Jill is guilty of elder abuse.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 06, 2024 02:38 PM (tT6L1)

9 Of course he shit himself.

He shits on the country every day.

Posted by: mpfs at May 06, 2024 02:38 PM (Q00Hv)

10 "I did a boom-boom!" --Joseph Fuckin Biden

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at May 06, 2024 02:38 PM (uLJBD)

11 Biden literally shIt himself

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Maybe.

The important thing is the ridicule, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 06, 2024 02:38 PM (GBKbO)

12 I almost went to Anapolis to join their Shit In The Pants squad on a free ride scholarship, but they had a guy there, you might have heard of him, named Roger Staubach. He could crap like a choir of angels, I'm serious, this is a fact, you can look it up.
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LOL

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 06, 2024 02:38 PM (HnUIn)

13 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 06, 2024 02:38 PM (Zz0t1)

14 IF history remembers our country, this will be seen as a period much like the corrupt emperors of Rome.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at May 06, 2024 02:38 PM (N1tpc)

15 How many of our corrupt and elderly ruling class have shit themselves in public? I can think of Biden (with the Pope, and this time) and Nadler.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 06, 2024 02:38 PM (HnUIn)

16 You will pry The White House from her cold, dead hands.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 06, 2024 02:39 PM (Zz0t1)

17 I make big doo-doo in my pants mommy! Me need big boy diapers.

Posted by: Joey Bidet at May 06, 2024 02:39 PM (+YRf1)

18 Really feel sorry for the pilots of Marine 1.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 06, 2024 02:39 PM (u73oe)

19 I shit so big, the sewer district charges me per each.

Posted by: gp's Pube Fires at May 06, 2024 02:39 PM (MvF+J)

20 Joey Mudpants. What a mess.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 06, 2024 02:39 PM (R4t5M)

21 DOCTOR Jill got a big whiff and walked away.
Posted by: wth at May 06, 2024 02:37 PM (v0R5T)
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She walked away or she's learned to keep a safe distance?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 06, 2024 02:39 PM (tT6L1)

22 A stooping posture due to dementia can result in falls that lead to injury.
---
Well, he's stooped.

Thanks to donna for the new thread!

Posted by: Axeman at May 06, 2024 02:39 PM (krQz2)

23 Well he's certainly taken a dump on the Country

Posted by: It's me donna at May 06, 2024 02:39 PM (Akjoo)

24 Dementia posturing? Yes...but also poopy-pants posturing...

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at May 06, 2024 02:39 PM (XMwZJ)

25 His butt's not been wiped.

Posted by: wth at May 06, 2024 02:39 PM (v0R5T)

26 Not to defend this doddering old fool, but maybe it was just a shart.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 06, 2024 02:39 PM (7fElN)

27 Jill is worse than Jenny.

Posted by: Disgusted at May 06, 2024 02:39 PM (Z8Yh2)

28 Oh yeah, I've seen that look cross a toddler's face a whole bunch of times. I know what that is.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 06, 2024 02:39 PM (0FoWg)

29
Thanks to donna for the new thread!
Posted by: Axeman at May 06, 2024 02:39 PM (krQz2)

Takes a bow

Posted by: It's me donna at May 06, 2024 02:39 PM (Akjoo)

30 Awhile back I took my parents on a road trip along route 12 in the Outer Banks. It was the last trip my Dad took as he had a Biden incident on the ferry ride.

He passed from Alzheimers within two years of that trip.

Posted by: Just wonderin' at May 06, 2024 02:40 PM (ec/mj)

31 >>>26 Not to defend this doddering old fool, but maybe it was just a shart.

If the fart was slick, you must acquit.

Posted by: ace at May 06, 2024 02:40 PM (KRtlO)

32 >>>I guess a lot of people are looking it up, because I only typed "D - e - m" into google before it suggested "dementia posturing."

I'm sure that won't be happening very much longer.

Posted by: Mark1971 at May 06, 2024 02:40 PM (xPl2J)

33 I can't wait till he debates Trump.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 06, 2024 02:40 PM (Zz0t1)

34 "Dementia Posture can also occur when one is pooping".

some sciencey guy

Posted by: illiniwek at May 06, 2024 02:40 PM (Cus5s)

35 Gosh the rest of the world is finally catching up to what a lot of us said years ago on this very blog: Jill is guilty of elder abuse.

I'd feel bad for him, but, you know, look at his behavior during the Clarence Thomas hearings, or pretty much any other time, and well, sorry, I'm a terrible person.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at May 06, 2024 02:40 PM (mSufQ)

36 31 >>>26 Not to defend this doddering old fool, but maybe it was just a shart.

If the fart was slick, you must acquit.
Posted by: ace at May 06, 2024 02:40 PM (KRtlO)

========

That don't make sense...a lot like Chewbacca....

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 06, 2024 02:41 PM (GBKbO)

37
If the fart was slick, you must acquit.
Posted by: ace at May 06, 2024 02:40 PM (KRtlO)'

The next great Wet Leg lyric.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 06, 2024 02:41 PM (Zz0t1)

38 You know, there is a product available for those times when Joe cuts loose without warning:

https://tinyurl.com/m8uykbbp

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 06, 2024 02:41 PM (tT6L1)

39 @SarahisCensored
I have a degree in gerontology. This is called dementia posturing.
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I'm not a gerontologist, but this doesn't seem to match what Ace added below it:

Dementia posturing refers to the changes in posture that may result from the onset of dementia. According to the Alzheimer's Society, those with Lewy body dementia experience movement difficulties, such as changes to their posture, that progress over time.

Fair enough. But that doesn't seem like what's happening here. It isn't that his posture has changed over time, it's that he suddenly stopped, did a shallow squat, grinned, and stood back up...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 06, 2024 02:41 PM (HnUIn)

40 This was the stop and drop. Nadler was clench and waddle.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 06, 2024 02:41 PM (R4t5M)

41 Shame on you all for making fun of his stutter.

Posted by: Montec at May 06, 2024 02:41 PM (8ZLyY)

42 NEWEST BIDEN SHART VIDEO!

Politi_Rican 🇵🇷 𝕏 🇺🇸 @TheRicanMemes
Oh no 💩🤢

https://is.gd/4WL1MA
4 seconds

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 06, 2024 02:41 PM (ZdexC)

43 This is not going to be a serious Thread.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 06, 2024 02:41 PM (a3Q+t)

44 I can't wait till he debates Trump.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 06, 2024 02:40 PM (Zz0t1)

This will not happen.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at May 06, 2024 02:41 PM (/nCD+)

45 The worst part of that video isn't even that he shit his pants on national TV. The worst part is how completely dumbfounded and clueless he seems the whole time. Look at those eyes. Look at that blank stare. Look at the feeble, slouching posture. He doesn't know what planet he's on.

Anyone can shit their pants if they're sick or ate the wrong food. Very very few people don't know what planet they're on.

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 06, 2024 02:41 PM (iFTx/)

46 Bad Blue Saturday had clip, sure it's a possibility

Posted by: Skip at May 06, 2024 02:41 PM (fwDg9)

47 >>>But that doesn't seem like what's happening here. It isn't that his posture has changed over time, it's that he suddenly stopped, did a shallow squat, grinned

I'm thinking she's claiming he took a Wide Stance (TM) in an effort to maintain balance.

Posted by: ace at May 06, 2024 02:41 PM (KRtlO)

48 33 I can't wait till he debates Trump.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 06, 2024 02:40 PM (Zz0t1)

========

"We cannot agree to stand in the same room as the convicted felon and insurrectionist Donald Trump. We must regretfully pull out of the debate because we cannot give him a forum to spread his misinformation."
-the day before

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 06, 2024 02:41 PM (GBKbO)

49 I want to.know who changes the sheets at the WH everyday.

Inquiring minds want to know.

Posted by: mpfs at May 06, 2024 02:42 PM (Q00Hv)

50 Since we're talking about a guy who falls a lot...watched Fall Guy last night and it was damn good entertainment.

Posted by: TexasDan at May 06, 2024 02:42 PM (z/ifB)

51 Thanks to Facebook and useless trivia, I have seen pictures of the largest human coprolite.

https://tinyurl.com/yc29fwye

I swear I have surpassed that.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 06, 2024 02:42 PM (nFo4U)

52 I want to see more video where he walks away, does the deuce fall out the pant leg or was it a shart that slowly runs down.

Jill "Joe, did you shit yourself again?"
Joe "Again? I only did it once today"

Posted by: TC at May 06, 2024 02:42 PM (FjlUt)

53 Sorry, Presidential papers are confidential.

Oh, Presidential diapers?

Never mind

Posted by: Roseann Roseanna danna at May 06, 2024 02:42 PM (Hkcdp)

54 Needless to say, there are now numerous posts on X explaining that it is Trump engaging in dementia posturing and is incontinent.

These people are nothing if not predictable.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 06, 2024 02:42 PM (uxCna)

55 Poop!

Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 06, 2024 02:42 PM (eruGX)

56 I can't wait till he debates Trump.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 06, 2024 02:40 PM (Zz0t1)

——————-

He’s not going to campaign, much less debate.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 06, 2024 02:42 PM (u73oe)

57 On phone so can't tell is that Jill on side stopping then turn away?

Posted by: Skip at May 06, 2024 02:43 PM (fwDg9)

58 I can't wait till he debates Trump.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 06, 2024 02:40 PM (Zz0t1)

Everyone said this in 2020 too. How’d that work out?

Posted by: Montec at May 06, 2024 02:43 PM (8ZLyY)

59 Lots of guys shit themselves. Happens all the time. No big deal. I mean, unless the shit itself is a big deal. Like after a nite of drinking aftershave and dinner at an all-you-can-eat Indian buffet. Bopal II.

Posted by: Biden's Dark Passenger at May 06, 2024 02:43 PM (nTFp2)

60 LOOK OUT BELOW!

Posted by: Droolin' Joe Biden! at May 06, 2024 02:43 PM (uxCna)

61 For some members of my circle, Starbucks goes by the name of "Charbucks" for their burnt coffee taste.

And also burning money.

Posted by: Axeman at May 06, 2024 02:43 PM (krQz2)

62 This is not going to be a serious Thread.
Posted by: Duncanthrax

Oh, I dunno. I'm sure it'll turn into a boob or movie thread at some point. Then things will get serious.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 06, 2024 02:43 PM (9yWhg)

63 Anybody who has dealt with elderly parents/relatives knows exactly what happened in that video, he $hit his pants.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 06, 2024 02:43 PM (QNSds)

64 58 I can't wait till he debates Trump.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 06, 2024 02:40 PM (Zz0t1)

Everyone said this in 2020 too. How’d that work out?
Posted by: Montec at May 06, 2024 02:43 PM (8ZLyY)

=======

They just outright canceled the third one?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 06, 2024 02:44 PM (GBKbO)

65 No shart, sorry. Stop and squat, squeeze, frown, then smile. This ain't the Zapruder film, and that bullet ain't magic. It's dookie, my man.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 06, 2024 02:44 PM (0FoWg)

66 The worst part of that video isn't even that he shit his pants on national TV. The worst part is how completely dumbfounded and clueless he seems the whole time. Look at those eyes. Look at that blank stare. Look at the feeble, slouching posture. He doesn't know what planet he's on.

Anyone can shit their pants if they're sick or ate the wrong food. Very very few people don't know what planet they're on.
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 06, 2024 02:41 PM (iFTx/)
----
Yeah, he has this weird grimace on his face at the end, like he knows something unpleasant just happened, but he can't articulate it.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 06, 2024 02:44 PM (7fElN)

67 >>>50 Since we're talking about a guy who falls a lot...watched Fall Guy last night and it was damn good entertainment.

i wanted to see it, glad to hear it's good. Alas, it didn't do much at the box office. Ryan Gosling just can't catch a break.

Posted by: ace at May 06, 2024 02:44 PM (KRtlO)

68 That don't make sense...a lot like Chewbacca....
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 06, 2024 02:41 PM (GBKbO)

...

HE'S MY DOG DAMMIT

Posted by: George Lucas at May 06, 2024 02:44 PM (z/ifB)

69 Fair enough. But that doesn't seem like what's happening here. It isn't that his posture has changed over time, it's that he suddenly stopped, did a shallow squat, grinned, and stood back up...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 06, 2024 02:41 PM (HnUIn)

Let me help here, Joe, if I may....it's also commonly called "Shitting Ones' Self"

Posted by: Boswell at May 06, 2024 02:44 PM (K+UlC)

70 Later that day...

"My butt's been wiped!"

Posted by: Axeman at May 06, 2024 02:44 PM (krQz2)

71
So THAT'S what stuttering looks like!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 06, 2024 02:44 PM (fdSfO)

72 ">I guess a lot of people are looking it up, because I only typed "D - e - m" into google before it suggested "dementia posturing."

I'm sure that won't be happening very much longer."

ha, yeah, soon "Dementia Posturing" will bring up three pages of results on how Joe Biden Does NOT have dementia posturing, and is a very strong man, fighting for Our Precious Democracy.

or "Donald Trump may have dementia posturing .... "

Posted by: illiniwek at May 06, 2024 02:44 PM (Cus5s)

73 He stoops to conquer.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 06, 2024 02:44 PM (63Dwl)

74 67 >>>50 Since we're talking about a guy who falls a lot...watched Fall Guy last night and it was damn good entertainment.

i wanted to see it, glad to hear it's good. Alas, it didn't do much at the box office. Ryan Gosling just can't catch a break.
Posted by: ace at May 06, 2024 02:44 PM (KRtlO)

=========

The movie star is a myth!

Looks like it could be fun, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 06, 2024 02:44 PM (GBKbO)

75 The idiot Grace Randolph *complained* that the last third of the movie was nothing but a stunt show.

Uh, Grace, did you notice the premise of the film was about a Hollywood stuntman?

Posted by: ace at May 06, 2024 02:45 PM (KRtlO)

76 I bet that isn't the nuclear football in the briefcase the person carries when the president travels.

It's clean underpants.

Posted by: mpfs at May 06, 2024 02:45 PM (Q00Hv)

77
They just outright canceled the third one?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 06, 2024 02:44 PM (GBKbO)

The first one may well have cost Trump the race since as usual he’s his own worst enemy.

Posted by: Montec at May 06, 2024 02:45 PM (8ZLyY)

78 51 “This is the most exciting piece of excrement I’ve ever seen,”

Posted by: gp's Pube Fires at May 06, 2024 02:45 PM (MvF+J)

79 NOTHING WILL REMOVE ME FROM POWER!

NOTHING!

I DON'T CARE IF THAT BASTARD HAS TO SPEND HIS ENTIRE SECOND TERM ON A GURNEY - HE'S STILL NOT QUITTING!

Posted by: DOCTOR Jill Biden! at May 06, 2024 02:45 PM (uxCna)

80 That guy in the video? The Leader of the Free World.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 06, 2024 02:45 PM (XeU6L)

81 I'm thinking she's claiming he took a Wide Stance (TM) in an effort to maintain balance.
Posted by: ace at May 06, 2024 02:41 PM (KRtlO)
++++
Ah. So an acute response version rather than the chronic condition.

Maybe. Or he shit himself. Or power of and. Whatever.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 06, 2024 02:45 PM (HnUIn)

82 Even when my dog farts and has no clue where that noise came from, he chases his butt to investigate.

Not Joe. ~~cool~~ DUMB as a cucumber.

Posted by: Roseann Roseanna danna at May 06, 2024 02:45 PM (Hkcdp)

83 77 The first one may well have cost Trump the race since as usual he’s his own worst enemy.
Posted by: Montec at May 06, 2024 02:45 PM (8ZLyY)

========

Six states shutting down ballot counting in the middle of the night at the same time to ballot box stuff like Tammany Hall is what cost Trump the race.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 06, 2024 02:45 PM (GBKbO)

84 Stop! Drop! And Plop!

Posted by: JRB at May 06, 2024 02:45 PM (4I/2K)

85 Our local weather guys are shitting themselves. This may be a bad day

Posted by: Taggart at May 06, 2024 02:46 PM (og5mY)

86 Lewy, Lewy, oh no no no, we gotta go
Oh no
Said Lewy, Lewy, oh baby, me gotta go

Posted by: The Kingsmen at May 06, 2024 02:46 PM (ZdexC)

87
i wanted to see it, glad to hear it's good. Alas, it didn't do much at the box office. Ryan Gosling just can't catch a break.
Posted by: ace at May 06, 2024 02:44 PM (KRtlO)

It can't be that Americans are tired of hollywood taking staples from their youth and shitting all over them on the big screen......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 06, 2024 02:46 PM (Zz0t1)

88 SNL had seen the future:

"Oops! I just crapped my pants."

https://tinyurl.com/4e5jspmu

Posted by: WisRich at May 06, 2024 02:46 PM (G0vdT)

89 Anyone can shit their pants if they're sick or ate the wrong food. Very very few people don't know what planet they're on.
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 06, 2024 02:41 PM (iFTx/)

Ahh..Elric has been victim to the corporate meeting "Shart Attack", I see...no need to explain.

Posted by: Boswell at May 06, 2024 02:46 PM (K+UlC)

90 I'm sure he's wearing depends Every day....

Posted by: lin-duh at May 06, 2024 02:46 PM (PZo5T)

91 67 Ha! ISWYDT.

Posted by: gp's Pube Fires at May 06, 2024 02:46 PM (MvF+J)

92 There’s nothing quite as satisfying as a good power-dump. Except for when you get blowback.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 06, 2024 02:46 PM (eruGX)

93
This ain't the Zapruder film ...

Back, and out the anus.
Back, and out the anus.
Back, and out the anus.
Back, and out the anus.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 06, 2024 02:46 PM (fdSfO)

94 i wanted to see it, glad to hear it's good. Alas, it didn't do much at the box office. Ryan Gosling just can't catch a break.
Posted by: ace at May 06, 2024 02:44 PM (KRtlO)

...

It's a far better than average story for an action movie, funnier by a lot than the average rom com, and zero woke crap. It should be setting the box office on fire.

Posted by: George Lucas at May 06, 2024 02:46 PM (z/ifB)

95 Look, fat. Back in Scranton, it used to be the sign of a man to shit himself in public!

It was because of the oil cancer.

No joke!

Posted by: President Charlie Foxtrot at May 06, 2024 02:46 PM (krQz2)

96 See me oakie dookie. Me big boy now.

Posted by: Joey Bidet at May 06, 2024 02:46 PM (+YRf1)

97 Posted by: mpfs at May 06, 2024 02:45 PM (Q00Hv)

The only football in that vid is made out of ice cream, metamucil, and vitamultin.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 06, 2024 02:47 PM (0FoWg)

98 And now we know why there were reports of Trump farting (or worse) during the trial. Projection all the time

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at May 06, 2024 02:47 PM (7PziG)

99 Let he who has not sharted cast the first turd...

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at May 06, 2024 02:47 PM (XMwZJ)

100 "The first one may well have cost Trump the race since as usual he’s his own worst enemy."

I'd say it was the cheating but whatever.

Posted by: Disgusted at May 06, 2024 02:47 PM (Z8Yh2)

101 Beau died from making poop jokes.

Posted by: ... at May 06, 2024 02:47 PM (cyR1c)

102 87 It can't be that Americans are tired of hollywood taking staples from their youth and shitting all over them on the big screen......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 06, 2024 02:46 PM (Zz0t1)

=========

Movies have been bombing based on old properties for a long time.

I also doubt that The Fall Guy is strong enough in the cultural consciousness for most people to remember it at all. I had no idea it was a thing at all, much less a TV show that ran for 6 years or so.

The movie was sold on star power and stunts. The star power is meaningless. The stunts, I guess, weren't enough. Also, it was just probably too expensive.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 06, 2024 02:47 PM (GBKbO)

103 "Oh, I dunno. I'm sure it'll turn into a boob or movie thread at some point. Then things will get serious."

Well, Joe is a boob.

Posted by: TC at May 06, 2024 02:48 PM (FjlUt)

104 Oh, and Hamas just "accepted" a cease-fire.

Nothing that Israel had agreed to, of course.

Similar to Zelensky's idea of having a "peace conference" in Switzerland without inviting Russia.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 06, 2024 02:48 PM (uxCna)

105 89 Stuck-in-Chicago-traffic shart. They do pick their times and places.

Posted by: gp's Pube Fires at May 06, 2024 02:48 PM (MvF+J)

106 There used to be an old man that lived next to my uncle that do that exact same thing, just shit himself while was standing there talking to you. He would stop talking when he did it.

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 06, 2024 02:48 PM (NtVYv)

107 My bowel movement was voted to the All State Bowel Movement Team, I'm not joking.

-------------

Gives new meaning to the flankerback position.

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at May 06, 2024 02:48 PM (FpDxR)

108 Well, Joe is a boob.
Posted by: TC at May 06, 2024 02:48 PM (FjlUt)
++++
But not the good kind.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 06, 2024 02:48 PM (HnUIn)

109 I swear I have surpassed that.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 06, 2024 02:42 PM (nFo4U)

The judges would also have accepted "I crap bigger than you."

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 06, 2024 02:48 PM (PiwSw)

110 It can't be that Americans are tired of hollywood taking staples from their youth and shitting all over them on the big screen......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 06, 2024 02:46 PM (Zz0t1)

That may be the issue; it has zero relationship to the TV series other than the name and that the main character is a stuntman. Cameo by Lee Majors in the credits to check the box. Well and at one point they drive the same truck as the TV show. The references are buried deep.

Posted by: TexasDan at May 06, 2024 02:48 PM (z/ifB)

111 100 "The first one may well have cost Trump the race since as usual he’s his own worst enemy."

I'd say it was the cheating but whatever.
Posted by: Disgusted at May 06, 2024 02:47 PM (Z8Yh2)

========

Six states shutting down all at once because of a water leak in Atlanta to ballot box stuff like Tammany Hall just to squeak Biden by with a small electoral college victory is just normal cheating levels.

We can beat it with a better candidate.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 06, 2024 02:48 PM (GBKbO)

112 >>>Beau died from making poop jokes.

I know what it's like to lose a bowel movement in the prime of its life.

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 06, 2024 02:49 PM (KRtlO)

113 I'm not convinced he shit himself. But it is like an infant just standing there not knowing what to do next.

It's not as obvious as when Nadler shit himself.

Posted by: Axeman at May 06, 2024 02:49 PM (krQz2)

114 The judges would also have accepted "I crap bigger than you."
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes

Lol

Posted by: rickb223 at May 06, 2024 02:49 PM (nFo4U)

115 This is what Netanyahu must have meant when he said Biden was just posturing.

Posted by: ... at May 06, 2024 02:49 PM (cyR1c)

116 Well, Joe is a boob.
Posted by: TC

But not the good kind.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 06, 2024 02:49 PM (9yWhg)

117 > " I can't wait till he debates Trump."--Posted by: Sponge

If that happens on the debate stage, this country's humiliation before the world will be complete.

Just imagine the press having to report on it.

Posted by: Just reporting at May 06, 2024 02:49 PM (DyWC7)

118 He would stop talking when he did it.
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 06, 2024 02:48 PM (NtVYv)

...

I don't want to meet the person who talks through pushing out a turd.

Posted by: TexasDan at May 06, 2024 02:49 PM (z/ifB)

119 Why would The Fall Guy do well at the box office?

Who's the demo pining for a big screen reboot of a mediocre 80s tv show?

They keep waving this kind of nonsense in people's faces, and seldom get takers.

This is Generic Action Movie.

But Hollywood has so shit the bed even in that department that it is greeted with skepticism.

Posted by: What's next, CHIPs: The Motion Picture? at May 06, 2024 02:49 PM (nTFp2)

120 I took a look at the posturing thing, then looked at the video, yeah, Joe's doing something in his pants. The expression on his face says it all.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 06, 2024 02:49 PM (tT6L1)

121 He didn't crap himself. Pretty sure Boston Dynamics is just testing out their new president robot.

Posted by: Guy in front of sven who doesn't realize sven is right behind him at May 06, 2024 02:49 PM (KbCG3)

122 "That wasn't the nuclear football!"

Posted by: mpfs at May 06, 2024 02:50 PM (Q00Hv)

123 Back, and out the anus.
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That's one magic dukey!

Posted by: jerry seinfeld at May 06, 2024 02:50 PM (ZdexC)

124 PLOPUS

POOPUS

Posted by: ace at May 06, 2024 02:50 PM (KRtlO)

125 I'm not convinced he shit himself. But it is like an infant just standing there not knowing what to do next.

It's not as obvious as when Nadler shit himself.
Posted by: Axeman at May 06, 2024 02:49 PM (krQz2)
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Okay. So we have three working theories (well, speculations) about this:
1. He shit himself
2. He is unstable due to dementia, and suddenly pulled himself up short to keep from tumbling
3. He got confused while walking from A to B, and stopped due to confusion

When it comes to the health and stability of the country, which of these is the best explanation?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 06, 2024 02:50 PM (HnUIn)

126 This is not going to be a serious Thread.
Posted by: Duncanthrax
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Rather a sad thing isn't it, when the POTUS is no more than the butt of jokes.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 06, 2024 02:50 PM (XeU6L)

127 119 Why would The Fall Guy do well at the box office?

Who's the demo pining for a big screen reboot of a mediocre 80s tv show?

They keep waving this kind of nonsense in people's faces, and seldom get takers.

This is Generic Action Movie.

But Hollywood has so shit the bed even in that department that it is greeted with skepticism.

Posted by: What's next, CHIPs: The Motion Picture? at May 06, 2024 02:49 PM (nTFp2)

=======

This one exists in this weird space where it's supposed to be IP that people recognize, the number of people who recognize it is very small, and it does nothing to up the connection to the pre-existing IP. It's weird.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 06, 2024 02:50 PM (GBKbO)

128 Beau died from making poop jokes.

Posted by: ... at May 06, 2024 02:47 PM (cyR1c)
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...in the burn pits.

Posted by: Axeman at May 06, 2024 02:50 PM (krQz2)

129 I feel much better now.

Posted by: Droolin' Joe Biden! at May 06, 2024 02:51 PM (uxCna)

130 Where's that ring of dudes they set to surround Biden at all times a few weeks ago?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 06, 2024 02:51 PM (HnUIn)

131 That is the funniest $hit video ever.

Posted by: Czech Chick at May 06, 2024 02:51 PM (I6NNh)

132 >>>Who's the demo pining for a big screen reboot of a mediocre 80s tv show?

me. though I didn't go to see it so I guess I'm not really fully the demo.

Posted by: ace at May 06, 2024 02:51 PM (KRtlO)

133 Okay. So we have three working theories (well, speculations) about this:
1. He shit himself
2. He is unstable due to dementia, and suddenly pulled himself up short to keep from tumbling
3. He got confused while walking from A to B, and stopped due to confusion

When it comes to the health and stability of the country, which of these is the best explanation?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 06, 2024 02:50 PM (HnUIn)
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Note that those are not mutually exclusive speculations.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 06, 2024 02:51 PM (7fElN)

134 Ryan Gosling seems like one of the few sane Mouseketeers.

Posted by: polynikes at May 06, 2024 02:51 PM (MNhXM)

135 Oh, and Hamas just "accepted" a cease-fire.

Nothing that Israel had agreed to, of course.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 06, 2024 02:48 PM (uxCna)

This is similar to the date I'm going on with Alice Eve.

Posted by: spindrift at May 06, 2024 02:51 PM (OguvZ)

136 Every nevertrumper should be forced to be groom of the stool for a day.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 06, 2024 02:52 PM (IG4Id)

137
Have I ever told you the story of Corn Poop?

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 06, 2024 02:52 PM (KRtlO)

138 PLOPUS

POOPUS
Posted by: ace at May 06, 2024 02:50 PM (KRtlO)
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Both are gold (Jerry!)

Posted by: Axeman at May 06, 2024 02:52 PM (krQz2)

139 My job the past three weeks: figurative shit show.
President of the United States: literal shit show.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 06, 2024 02:52 PM (HnUIn)

140 Who's the demo pining for a big screen reboot of a mediocre 80s tv show?

me. though I didn't go to see it so I guess I'm not really fully the demo.
Posted by: ace at May 06, 2024 02:51 PM (KRtlO)
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When does the "Simon & Simon" reboot hit the big screen?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 06, 2024 02:52 PM (7fElN)

141
I also doubt that The Fall Guy is strong enough in the cultural consciousness for most people to remember it at all. I had no idea it was a thing at all, much less a TV show that ran for 6 years or so.

The movie was sold on star power and stunts. The star power is meaningless. The stunts, I guess, weren't enough. Also, it was just probably too expensive.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 06, 2024 02:47 PM (GBKbO)

You're likely more correct, however, my premise hits close to home for me because I'm tired of hollywood taking staples from my youth and shitting all over them.

Wild, Wild West
The Dukes of Hazzard
Starsky and Hutch

ruined.......

I'm waiting for Knight Rider, starring Kenan Thompson.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 06, 2024 02:52 PM (Zz0t1)

142 Our ruling class is shameless. Even the codgers running the Soviet Union were forced our or had the common decency to die before it reached this point.

Posted by: Ripley at May 06, 2024 02:52 PM (JojsZ)

143 PLOPUS

POOPUS
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Hail to the Queef??

Posted by: jerry seinfeld at May 06, 2024 02:52 PM (ZdexC)

144 More important news!

Gore Verbinski is working again!

His new movie, Good Luck, Have Fun, Don't Die, just started shooting!

A Cure for Wellness is a misunderstood gonzo spectacle.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 06, 2024 02:52 PM (GBKbO)

145 Where's that ring of dudes they set to surround Biden at all times a few weeks ago?
Posted by: Joe Mannix
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They quit due to the crappy working conditions...

Posted by: lin-duh at May 06, 2024 02:52 PM (PZo5T)

146 Next question, does the pope shit in the woods?

Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 06, 2024 02:52 PM (eruGX)

147 It's only Monday and we already have our dumbshit of the week.

BREAKING: An American soldier, accused of stealing, has been detained in Russia over the weekend according to three U.S. officials. He has been stationed in Korea and traveled to Russia on his own - NBC

Posted by: Mark1971 at May 06, 2024 02:53 PM (xPl2J)

148 Just wait until Biden shits on the Japanese Prime Minister.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at May 06, 2024 02:53 PM (YIxO9)

149 Next question, does the pope shit in the woods?
Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 06, 2024 02:52 PM (eruGX)
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Biden shits in the Pope's woods, I think.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 06, 2024 02:53 PM (HnUIn)

150 Note that those are not mutually exclusive speculations.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 06, 2024 02:51 PM (7fElN)

None mention the squatting motion - which is might mean - okay, he shit himself...

Posted by: Boswell at May 06, 2024 02:53 PM (K+UlC)

151 The movie was sold on star power and stunts. The star power is meaningless. The stunts, I guess, weren't enough. Also, it was just probably too expensive.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 06, 2024 02:47 PM (GBKbO)
_______

Do they even do actual stunts any more? Isn't it all CGI? It seems like even basic fights where guys are punching each other and slamming each other are enhanced with CGI.

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 06, 2024 02:53 PM (iFTx/)

152 And 82-year-old Bernie Sanders announced that he's running for reelection!

He hopes to be appointed to the Brezhnev Politburo.

Posted by: Droolin' Joe Biden! at May 06, 2024 02:53 PM (uxCna)

153 Rodney Dangerfield releasing a fart. At least he said something funny.

Did somebody step on a duck ?

Posted by: polynikes at May 06, 2024 02:53 PM (MNhXM)

154 I'm waiting for Knight Rider, starring Kenan Thompson.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 06, 2024 02:52 PM (Zz0t1)
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There was a reboot back in 2008-2009....

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 06, 2024 02:53 PM (7fElN)

155 Commander! Get away from that man before he shits on you.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at May 06, 2024 02:53 PM (YIxO9)

156 This one exists in this weird space where it's supposed to be IP that people recognize, the number of people who recognize it is very small, and it does nothing to up the connection to the pre-existing IP. It's weird.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 06, 2024 02:50 PM (GBKbO)

...

Also has nothing to do with the original IP. To the extent you wanted to see that, this ain't it.

There is a mystery in the background, yes, and it drives the plot, but honestly it's more of a rom com with a lot of stunts. I'm not sure how they could have marketed it for people to understand but it's surprisingly good.

Posted by: TexasDan at May 06, 2024 02:53 PM (z/ifB)

157 BREAKING: An American soldier, accused of stealing, has been detained in Russia over the weekend according to three U.S. officials. He has been stationed in Korea and traveled to Russia on his own - NBC
Posted by: Mark1971 at May 06, 2024 02:53 PM (xPl2J)
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I sure hope he didn't have any kind of responsibility, because he's clearly an idiot.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 06, 2024 02:53 PM (HnUIn)

158 When does the "Simon & Simon" reboot hit the big screen?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 06, 2024 02:52 PM (7fElN)
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Bazinga!

Posted by: Axeman at May 06, 2024 02:54 PM (krQz2)

159 I have a degree in gerontology. This is called dementia posturing.

Everyone who handles him should be prosecuted for elderly abuse. Looking at you, Jill.

-------------

They should at least have him outfitted in clown shoes.

I saw Dementia Posturing open for Megadeth at Hammerjacks in '85.

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at May 06, 2024 02:54 PM (hzqcW)

160 Know nothing of medication they are feeding Sundowner, but many think what G hey give him Cas bowel issues

Posted by: Skip at May 06, 2024 02:54 PM (fwDg9)

161 I shit myself today
To see if I still smell
I focus on the strain
The only thing that's real

Posted by: Joe cash at May 06, 2024 02:54 PM (og5mY)

162 That is the funniest $hit video ever.
Posted by: Czech Chick

Nadler's. The look on Pelosi's face while Gerrold is shitting his pants is priceless. And then the waddle of shame.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 06, 2024 02:54 PM (R4t5M)

163 Just imagine the press having to report on it.
Posted by: Just reporting at May 06, 2024 02:49 PM (DyWC7)

"President Biden protected our Sacred Democracy from Trump's insurrection late last night, when his rancid Truth Deuce cleared the debate stage and stopped it from becoming a platform for disinformation.

Today, we at the View would like to thank him, and we will now poop ourselves in semi-solidarity with our President. We Are All In This Together During These Troubling Times."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 06, 2024 02:54 PM (0FoWg)

164 Biden says he's a coprophiliac. "Yeah man, I love cops!"

Posted by: ... at May 06, 2024 02:54 PM (cyR1c)

165 Sock off.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 06, 2024 02:54 PM (ZdexC)

166 Biden was actually doing a new dance called "The Mess".

It's easy to learn.

All you have to do is stand in one spot and move your bowels.

Posted by: noam sayen at May 06, 2024 02:55 PM (plqnc)

167 Looks like the IDF is going into Rafah.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 06, 2024 02:55 PM (LkLld)

168 Always wish these clips were longer, like to see how he started walking afterwards

Posted by: Skip at May 06, 2024 02:55 PM (fwDg9)

169 Wipers!

Posted by: King Joffrey of Zamunda at May 06, 2024 02:55 PM (YIxO9)

170 "President Biden protected our Sacred Democracy from Trump's insurrection late last night, when his rancid Truth Deuce cleared the debate stage and stopped it from becoming a platform for disinformation.

Today, we at the View would like to thank him, and we will now poop ourselves in semi-solidarity with our President. We Are All In This Together During These Troubling Times."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 06, 2024 02:54 PM (0FoWg)
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Roll it up.

It was just funny until "semi-solidarity," when it converted into brilliant.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 06, 2024 02:55 PM (HnUIn)

171 Downloadable poster of Madagascar dung beetles!
https://tinyurl.com/yubdjd2f

Posted by: The European Fecal Standards and Measurements Board at May 06, 2024 02:55 PM (MvF+J)

172 I have Crohn's and I'd like to ding Biden for Cultural Appropriation.

Posted by: ... at May 06, 2024 02:55 PM (cyR1c)

173 Trump: I'm going to the F1 race.

Biden: I'm going to #2 in my pants.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 06, 2024 02:56 PM (KbCG3)

174 Do they even do actual stunts any more? Isn't it all CGI? It seems like even basic fights where guys are punching each other and slamming each other are enhanced with CGI.
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 06, 2024 02:53 PM (iFTx/)

...

The director of Fall Guy was a former stunt director; they show a lot of footage during the credits of the actual stunts.

Posted by: TexasDan at May 06, 2024 02:56 PM (z/ifB)

175 151 Do they even do actual stunts any more? Isn't it all CGI? It seems like even basic fights where guys are punching each other and slamming each other are enhanced with CGI.
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 06, 2024 02:53 PM (iFTx/)

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David Leitch, the film's director, guested on Stuntmen React on Corridor Digital's Youtube this weekend:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJ_muFeSPHo

Apparently, they tried to a lot for real, but as we've seen from this guy's series on "No CGI just means Invisible CGI":

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ttG90raCNo

Directors are being told by studios to...mislead the public about how much CGI is being used. Leitch did bring behind the scenes footage, though, that seems to sell the realism.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 06, 2024 02:56 PM (GBKbO)

176 When does the "Simon & Simon" reboot hit the big screen?

Probably at the same time as Spenser for Hire. But definitely before Riptide.

Posted by: So Many Bad 80s Shows to Remake at May 06, 2024 02:56 PM (nTFp2)

177 I sure hope he didn't have any kind of responsibility, because he's clearly an idiot.

Better to defect to Russia than to North Korea.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 06, 2024 02:56 PM (uxCna)

178 That is the funniest $hit video ever.
Posted by: Czech Chick

Nadler's. The look on Pelosi's face while Gerrold is shitting his pants is priceless. And then the waddle of shame.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 06, 2024 02:54 PM (R4t5M)
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Jerry Nadler looks *exactly* like a character from the comic strip "Bloom County" when Berke Breathed is poking fun at old people.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 06, 2024 02:56 PM (7fElN)

179 So I was just telling a few holy jokes and the president was so tickled he shit his pants.

True story. My word as a pontiff.

Posted by: Pope Francis at May 06, 2024 02:56 PM (woPEM)

180 Blow Me you Homo Weak Dicks !!! I just got out of the Gym and was Dead-lifting 1,000 Lbs. Can any of you Weak Dicks do the same ............ Pencil Necks just like Adam Shitz

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 06, 2024 02:57 PM (Wb+1f)

181 The 2020 debate was a really bad waste of time for everyone. I did enjoy watching Wallace have an aneurism.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at May 06, 2024 02:57 PM (7PziG)

182 It's vital to maintain the dignity of the Office of the President. Now, a toast to my good friend, Prime Minister Miyazawa.

Posted by: GHW Bush. 8 January, 1992 at May 06, 2024 02:57 PM (4I/2K)

183 Also has nothing to do with the original IP. To the extent you wanted to see that, this ain't it.

Posted by: TexasDan at May 06, 2024 02:53 PM (z/ifB)
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I agree.

This is the way Hollywood thinks some times.

Pitchman: "I've got an idea for an action movie about a stunt guy..."

Producer: "Hey! Remember that 80s TV series starring Lee Majors? What was it? ... Fall Guy! Yeah, call it that!"

Posted by: Axeman at May 06, 2024 02:57 PM (krQz2)

184 156 Also has nothing to do with the original IP. To the extent you wanted to see that, this ain't it.

There is a mystery in the background, yes, and it drives the plot, but honestly it's more of a rom com with a lot of stunts. I'm not sure how they could have marketed it for people to understand but it's surprisingly good.
Posted by: TexasDan at May 06, 2024 02:53 PM (z/ifB)

=======

My thing is that my reaction to his previous film, Bullet Train, was muted. I didn't love it. I didn't hate it. I thought it was kind of okay.

Lots of people loved Bullet Train, though. I suspect those that do check it out will really like it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 06, 2024 02:57 PM (GBKbO)

185 Every nevertrumper should be forced to be groom of the stool for a day.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 06, 2024 02:52 PM (IG4Id)

Forced? There's already a line of volunteers out the door

Posted by: ... at May 06, 2024 02:57 PM (cyR1c)

186 I bet he was fantasizing about being over Russian Crimea, and yelled, "Bombs Away!".

Posted by: noam sayen at May 06, 2024 02:57 PM (plqnc)

187 You know, Beau died from a rogue shart while fighting a fire in my kitchen all the way from Iraq. True story.

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 06, 2024 02:57 PM (FjlUt)

188 I'd feel bad for him, but, you know, look at his behavior during the Clarence Thomas hearings, or pretty much any other time, and well, sorry, I'm a terrible person.
Posted by: Lance McCormick

No, you are not. He has spent his career lying, grifting, race-baiting, and being an overall cancer to America. He is not the only one but most don't get installed as POTUS. He has earned our disgust for over 5 decades. Every bit of it.

Posted by: Cheri at May 06, 2024 02:57 PM (oiNtH)

189 ---
There was a reboot back in 2008-2009....
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 06, 2024 02:53 PM (7fElN)

Wow. Completely missed that one......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 06, 2024 02:57 PM (Zz0t1)

190 This redhead in short-shorts has never shit herself as an adult, so she thinks she's more qualified than Biden to be president:
http://tiny.cc/6m6zxz

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 06, 2024 02:58 PM (HnUIn)

191 I agree.

This is the way Hollywood thinks some times.

Pitchman: "I've got an idea for an action movie about a stunt guy..."

Producer: "Hey! Remember that 80s TV series starring Lee Majors? What was it? ... Fall Guy! Yeah, call it that!"
Posted by: Axeman at May 06, 2024 02:57 PM (krQz2)
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Hollywood producers should stop watching "Pitch Meeting" videos for inspiration...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 06, 2024 02:58 PM (7fElN)

192 >>141 I'm tired of hollywood taking staples from my youth and shitting all over them.

Mr. Belvedere: The Motion Picture

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at May 06, 2024 02:58 PM (9yXG3)

193 Commander! Get away from that man before he shits on you.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at May 06, 2024 02:53 PM (YIxO9)

Defense mechanism.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 06, 2024 02:58 PM (Zz0t1)

194 177 I sure hope he didn't have any kind of responsibility, because he's clearly an idiot.

Better to defect to Russia than to North Korea.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 06, 2024 02:56 PM (uxCna)

He just had a craving for Borscht!

Posted by: Lionel Hutz, JAG counsel for the accused at May 06, 2024 02:58 PM (PiwSw)

195 Just dropping the roaches off at the pool...

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at May 06, 2024 02:58 PM (YIxO9)

196 I watched a documentary that covered the stunts on The Fall Guy. They seemed like they were doing actual stunts for once. Still doesn't interest me. But they seemed sincere about it.

Posted by: I don't like CGI, but "real stunts" isn't really my thing either at May 06, 2024 02:58 PM (nTFp2)

197 Rogue shart > Rogue wave.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 06, 2024 02:59 PM (R4t5M)

198
Imagine if Joe was playing basketball.
https://tinyurl.com/bdzaattp

Posted by: Potato Of The United States at May 06, 2024 02:59 PM (OgWfa)

199 I just want to hear the talking heads have to deny he shit himself and it is all right wing pouncing and disinformation.

Posted by: Ripley at May 06, 2024 02:59 PM (JojsZ)

200 This one exists in this weird space where it's supposed to be IP that people recognize, the number of people who recognize it is very small, and it does nothing to up the connection to the pre-existing IP. It's weird.

Kind of reminds me of... Dark Shadows? Where they had this movie (well, script), but needed more of a hook or something, realized they had an existing IP, tweaked the script a little bit (I think just changing some names?), and hey presto.

If you want to waste the rest of your day, go to TVTropes.com, but especially Dolled-Up Installment, and Divorced Installment.

(Until the 5th movie, every Die Hard movie started off as something else!)

Posted by: Lance McCormick at May 06, 2024 02:59 PM (mSufQ)

201 There was a reboot back in 2008-2009....
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 06, 2024 02:53 PM (7fElN)

Wow. Completely missed that one......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 06, 2024 02:57 PM (Zz0t1)
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No you didn't...It flopped horribly, as to be expected...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 06, 2024 02:59 PM (7fElN)

202 And they think running him again is a good plan?

Posted by: Piper at May 06, 2024 02:59 PM (KQxQb)

203 Beau died from holding a shit in.

I was smart enough not to do that!

Posted by: Droolin' Joe Biden! at May 06, 2024 03:00 PM (uxCna)

204 I've raised three sons to adulthood.

That grimace and that two point stance?

Yeah, it's happening.

Posted by: Azathoth at May 06, 2024 03:00 PM (wb1YC)

205 Joe shit all over Cornpop.

Posted by: mpfs at May 06, 2024 03:00 PM (Q00Hv)

206 Well gosling was in the barbie film yech and blunt has been in some good ones
The cubbard is bare

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at May 06, 2024 03:00 PM (PXvVL)

207 "Lewy body dementia is a type of dementia in which abnormal protein deposits reside in the brain, resulting in changes in thinking, movement, behavior, and mood."

Robin Williams committed suicide to escape the prospect of living with this condition.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 06, 2024 03:00 PM (rF4bI)

208 The Brown Wave is real

Posted by: ... at May 06, 2024 03:00 PM (cyR1c)

209 Alf: The Musical

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 06, 2024 03:00 PM (R4t5M)

210 This is absolutely a warning message to the Rooskies and Chinese to back off. Very subtle statecraft here people. Very subtle statecraft.

Posted by: Weasel at May 06, 2024 03:00 PM (RG6z4)

211 I watched a documentary that covered the stunts on The Fall Guy. They seemed like they were doing actual stunts for once. Still doesn't interest me. But they seemed sincere about it.
Posted by: I don't like CGI, but "real stunts" isn't really my thing either at May 06, 2024 02:58 PM (nTFp2)
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You don't think Hollywood does stunts any more?!

Listen, pal, I got a thing or two to tell you!

Posted by: Tom Cruise at May 06, 2024 03:01 PM (krQz2)

212 176 When does the "Simon & Simon" reboot hit the big screen?

Probably at the same time as Spenser for Hire. But definitely before Riptide.

I'm still waiting on the Michael Bay Airwolf movie.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at May 06, 2024 03:01 PM (mSufQ)

213 >>>I shit myself today
To see if I still smell
I focus on the strain
The only thing that's real

lol

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 06, 2024 03:01 PM (KRtlO)

214 If you compare my bowel movements to a movie when I was young it would be Unstoppable.

Now, There Will Be Blood.

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 06, 2024 03:01 PM (JOqIP)

215 And they think running him again is a good plan?

The alternative is Kamala - who can't be removed because of her skin color and her vagina.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 06, 2024 03:01 PM (uxCna)

216 Night Court : The Movie.

( I *hate* Night Court.)

Posted by: Tom Cruise at May 06, 2024 03:01 PM (krQz2)

217 Give me liberty or I will shit myself
Four score and seven pant shits ago
Manifest shitstainy
I shit myself yesterday , a date that will live in infamy
I did not shit in that woman's pants
We have nothing to fear but shitting our pants
Presidential sayings modified for shit for brains

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 06, 2024 03:02 PM (5S+sK)

218 Alf: The Musical
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

Night Court

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 06, 2024 03:02 PM (9yWhg)

219 Lots of people loved Bullet Train, though. I suspect those that do check it out will really like it.

I liked Bullet Train. It wasn't remarkable but it was fun. Reminded me of the good old days, when you left a theater and didn't feel like a studio's marketing department had tried to fuck you in the ass for 2 hours. When there were a lot of perfectly acceptable throwaway matinee movies.

Posted by: Citizen Kane II: Toboggan of Destiny at May 06, 2024 03:02 PM (nTFp2)

220 211 You don't think Hollywood does stunts any more?!

Listen, pal, I got a thing or two to tell you!
Posted by: Tom Cruise at May 06, 2024 03:01 PM (krQz2)

=======

The "No CGI means Invisible CGI" videos had special space for talking about Top Gun: Maverick and how much of the flight footage was...CGI.

I mean...they weren't flying planes that don't exist.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 06, 2024 03:02 PM (GBKbO)

221 I shit, therefore I am.

Posted by: JRB at May 06, 2024 03:02 PM (4I/2K)

222 ---
No you didn't...It flopped horribly, as to be expected...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 06, 2024 02:59 PM (7fElN)

In the trailer, they DID say it wasn't a 'remake' but a continuation of the original.......so there's that.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 06, 2024 03:02 PM (Zz0t1)

223 199 I just want to hear the talking heads have to deny he shit himself and it is all right wing pouncing and disinformation.

And you may find yourself with a load in your pants
And you may find yourself in another part of the world

Posted by: Joe cash at May 06, 2024 03:03 PM (og5mY)

224 When does the "Simon & Simon" reboot hit the big screen?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 06, 2024 02:52 PM (7fElN)

Immediately after the "Barnaby Jones" remake ends its 5-day day run in theaters.

Posted by: Gref at May 06, 2024 03:03 PM (5fDan)

225 Joe shit all over Cornpop.

Posted by: mpfs at May 06, 2024 03:00 PM (Q00Hv)

"I WAS IN THE POOL!!!!"

- - - - Joe, Shitting In the Pool

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 06, 2024 03:03 PM (Zz0t1)

226 Update: From andycanuck, an enhanced video using Stool-Detecting Infrared. You've been warned.

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Unholy shit, I haven't laughed that hard in a long time ..

The Sharter-in-Chief, indeed.

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at May 06, 2024 03:03 PM (hzqcW)

227 @163

That's not the first time I've teed up lines as a straight man on this blog.

Posted by: Just reporting at May 06, 2024 03:03 PM (DyWC7)

228 223 199 I just want to hear the talking heads have to deny he shit himself and it is all right wing pouncing and disinformation.

And you may find yourself with a load in your pants
And you may find yourself in another part of the world
Posted by: Joe cash at May 06, 2024 03:03 PM (og5mY)

=========

"Yes, Biden shit himself. It's good that he shit himself. I ate some of the shit because I will do anything for Dear Leader. It was the best tasting shit I've ever had."
-Don Lemon, 97% probability

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 06, 2024 03:03 PM (GBKbO)

229 Looks like Jill runs away, so if a moment of not knowing where to go why would she do that?

Posted by: Skip at May 06, 2024 03:04 PM (fwDg9)

230 I'm still waiting on the Michael Bay Airwolf movie.
Posted by: Lance McCormick at May 06, 2024 03:01 PM (mSufQ)
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That one might actually work...

Make the aircraft sentient, wise-cracking, and absolutely ruthless in the pursuit of justice.

Lots of explosions, hotshot pilots (at least of which is lame, female, and gay), thin semblance of a plot...Get Hollywood on this right away!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 06, 2024 03:04 PM (7fElN)

231 In that Twitter post, all you have to do is watch Jill to see what happened. She knows, she's been there before!

Posted by: boynsea at May 06, 2024 03:04 PM (cx155)

232 231 In that Twitter post, all you have to do is watch Jill to see what happened. She knows, she's been there before!
Posted by: boynsea at May 06, 2024 03:04 PM (cx155)

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Under fire in Bosnia?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 06, 2024 03:04 PM (GBKbO)

233 Is the First Whore wearing a mask?

Posted by: BurtTC at May 06, 2024 03:04 PM (dGCAG)

234 Night Court : The Movie.

( I *hate* Night Court.)

Posted by: Tom Cruise

Too late.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Night_Court_(2023_TV_series)

Posted by: Brother Tim sez Nick Saban for President! at May 06, 2024 03:04 PM (OUMaO)

235 Oh, and Hamas just "accepted" a cease-fire.
___

Joe's briefs are begging for a cease-fire.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 06, 2024 03:04 PM (Eur7t)

236 You don't think Hollywood does stunts any more?!

Listen, pal, I got a thing or two to tell you!
Posted by: Tom Cruise at May 06, 2024 03:01 PM (krQz2)

...

The "I do my own stunts" is both a running joke and a plot point in the movie. Tom Cruise is dealt with.

Posted by: TexasDan at May 06, 2024 03:04 PM (z/ifB)

237 New presidential code name: Shit-zilla

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at May 06, 2024 03:05 PM (JOqIP)

238 “Listen, flat—tullence…”

Posted by: Roseann Roseanna danna at May 06, 2024 03:05 PM (Hkcdp)

239 Yep, Nadler’s video of him pooping his pants on live camera almost made me pee my pants. Almost.

Biden is more subtle. He does it and then realizes he needs a diaper change

And Dr. Jill is looking at all that and thinking “who is gonna take this one?”

Posted by: Czech Chick at May 06, 2024 03:06 PM (I6NNh)

240 230 I'm still waiting on the Michael Bay Airwolf movie.
Posted by: Lance McCormick at May 06, 2024 03:01 PM (mSufQ)
---
That one might actually work...

Make the aircraft sentient, wise-cracking, and absolutely ruthless in the pursuit of justice.

Lots of explosions, hotshot pilots (at least of which is lame, female, and gay), thin semblance of a plot...Get Hollywood on this right away!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 06, 2024 03:04 PM (7fElN)
___

They already made this movie ... it was called Stealth with Jessica Biel and had a super-jet instead of a helicopter

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 06, 2024 03:06 PM (iFTx/)

241 In that Twitter post, all you have to do is watch Jill to see what happened. She knows, she's been there before!
Posted by: boynsea

It's that Vuja Day thing, again.

Posted by: Zombie George Carlin at May 06, 2024 03:06 PM (vcOmj)

242
Shit!

Posted by: Crew of Marine One at May 06, 2024 03:06 PM (XeU6L)

243 Markie Post was a definite 1 (binary scale) on Night Court.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 06, 2024 03:06 PM (9yWhg)

244 If the Deep State is successful in reinstalling Biden, just imagine what he'll be like four years from now.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 06, 2024 03:06 PM (uxCna)

245 Update: From andycanuck, an enhanced video using Stool-Detecting Infrared. You've been warned.

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Unholy shit, I haven't laughed that hard in a long time ..

The Sharter-in-Chief, indeed.
Posted by: ShainS

OMG!

Posted by: mpfs at May 06, 2024 03:07 PM (Q00Hv)

246 So, I read something interesting over the weekend.
Seems Trump's valet has filed a motion to exclude all the evidence from the raid under the 4th Amendment prohibition on general warrants.
On two ground, 1) that the warrent failed to specify what evidence it was seeking and 2) that it failed to state the valet knew what he was doing was a crime.
Recall, Trump is not being charged with having classified materials (because that requires determining the Constitutional issue of plenary power to de-classify), rather, he is charged with "mishandling" materials "with classified markings."
This is where the recent revelation that Smith removed the actual documents and put placeholders--with prominent "classified" blaring from the all-caps bold red text--comes in:
Not only were the documents inside boxes-- that he has no proof anyone opened--,not only do we now not know which docs were the ones Trump initially took-- and which ones were sent unbeknownst later-- but now it's that even if anyone opened the boxes, there was NOTHING on those docs that says it's classified!
Completely obliterating the "knew it was a crime" element.
Now you know why Smith was so desperate to get him to plea:

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 06, 2024 03:07 PM (g9W3m)

247 The president did not shit himself but if he did it not a big deal and actually making poo in your pants is not only normal but good for you and a sign of intelligence.

Posted by: Ripley at May 06, 2024 03:07 PM (JojsZ)

248 "The load is in the pants."

"I repeat. The load is IN the pants."

-- - - Biden's SS

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 06, 2024 03:07 PM (Zz0t1)

249 I watched Night Court for a half a season because I liked Harry Anderson.

Little by little, I was done.

Posted by: Axeman at May 06, 2024 03:07 PM (krQz2)

250 “I did my dooty , Dr. Jill!”

Posted by: Roseann Roseanna danna at May 06, 2024 03:08 PM (Hkcdp)

251 I don't like Joe Biden. I think he is a craven, mendacious, dangerously stupid and vindictive person, but his wife may be worse.

Posted by: NAB at May 06, 2024 03:08 PM (3sHsl)

252 i don't know why, the video comes up blank black screen for me. tried yesterday too.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 06, 2024 03:08 PM (B1FKF)

253 I shit you not, Jake!

Posted by: President Charlie Foxtrot at May 06, 2024 03:08 PM (krQz2)

254 Hamas considers blowing up sections of Egypt-Gaza border fence with powerful explosives to trigger mass exodus of Palestinians into Egyptian territory,
@kann_news
reports.
Hamas hopes mayhem & high civilian death toll would lead to intensive global pressure on Israel to stop Rafah operation, according to 2 Palestinian sources with knowledge of Hamas plans.

Thank God Joe's in charge!

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 06, 2024 03:08 PM (uxCna)

255 Be sure to check out our new article, "Why an Incontinent President is actually a Very Good Thing for the Country!"

Posted by: The Bulwark at May 06, 2024 03:08 PM (PiwSw)

256 Give me liberty or I will shit myself
Four score and seven pant shits ago
Manifest shitstainy
I shit myself yesterday , a date that will live in infamy
I did not shit in that woman's pants
We have nothing to fear but shitting our pants
Presidential sayings modified for shit for brains

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 06, 2024 03:02 PM (5S+sK)

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Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this stall!

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at May 06, 2024 03:09 PM (hzqcW)

257
Elder abuse is bad, except when it's good, and here is why it's good...

--- Coming Hot Take

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 06, 2024 03:09 PM (RKVpM)

258 254 Hamas considers blowing up sections of Egypt-Gaza border fence with powerful explosives to trigger mass exodus of Palestinians into Egyptian territory,
@kann_news
reports.
Hamas hopes mayhem & high civilian death toll would lead to intensive global pressure on Israel to stop Rafah operation, according to 2 Palestinian sources with knowledge of Hamas plans.

Thank God Joe's in charge!
Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 06, 2024 03:08 PM (uxCna)

=======

So...Egypt gunning down an invading Palestinian horde is supposed to up pressure on Israel?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 06, 2024 03:09 PM (GBKbO)

259 So that's why Dr. Jill is wearing those atrocious boots.

They're disposable.

Posted by: mpfs at May 06, 2024 03:09 PM (Q00Hv)

260 Putin and Xi giggle themselves to sleep every night.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 06, 2024 03:09 PM (R4t5M)

261 I doubt Biden shat himself.

He's not even wearing his protective helmet.

And no nearby wildlife died.

Posted by: MOPP Level 4 Event at May 06, 2024 03:10 PM (nTFp2)

262 Hamas considers blowing up sections of Egypt-Gaza border fence with powerful explosives to trigger mass exodus of Palestinians into Egyptian territory, @kann_news reports.
Hamas hopes mayhem & high civilian death toll would lead to intensive global pressure on Israel to stop Rafah operation, according to 2 Palestinian sources with knowledge of Hamas plans. ...
Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 06, 2024 03:08 PM (uxCna)
++++
The images of the Egyptian army ruthlessly slaughtering any and all "Palestinians" that try to flood into Egypt will put the Israeli operation into perspective.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 06, 2024 03:10 PM (HnUIn)

263 Audio?

Somebody in the press needs a good parabolic mic to catch the sound effects.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 06, 2024 03:10 PM (50n2b)

264 I watched Night Court for a half a season because I liked Harry Anderson.

Little by little, I was done.
Posted by: Axeman at May 06, 2024 03:07 PM (krQz2)

You people have no taste.

Posted by: Mr. Plinkett at May 06, 2024 03:10 PM (dGCAG)

265 262 The images of the Egyptian army ruthlessly slaughtering any and all "Palestinians" that try to flood into Egypt will put the Israeli operation into perspective.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 06, 2024 03:10 PM (HnUIn)

=======

Will we get some kind of divestment movement targeting Egypt?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 06, 2024 03:10 PM (GBKbO)

266 Yea, Biden did pause the arms shipment to Israel.

@simonateba
·
15m
JUST IN: John Kirby asked, "Did the United States put a pause on an arms shipment to Israel? Is that reporting correct?"

He responds, "I'm not gonna confirm that reporting." WATCH

Posted by: JackStraw at May 06, 2024 03:10 PM (LkLld)

267 Did he really sh$t his pants?

Depends…

Posted by: Roseann Roseanna danna at May 06, 2024 03:10 PM (Hkcdp)

268
Do we have an estimate of how many courics were released, and the percent containment by the absorbent barrier module?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 06, 2024 03:11 PM (dtlw7)

269 264 I watched Night Court for a half a season because I liked Harry Anderson.

Little by little, I was done.
Posted by: Axeman at May 06, 2024 03:07 PM (krQz2)

You people have no taste.
Posted by: Mr. Plinkett at May 06, 2024 03:10 PM (dGCAG)

=======

We've jumped universes and Mr. Plinkett is now obsessed with his Newhart tape.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 06, 2024 03:11 PM (GBKbO)

270 This is where the recent revelation that Smith removed the actual documents and put placeholders--with prominent "classified" blaring from the all-caps bold red text--comes in:

And then lied to both the DC Circuit and Judge Cannon, claiming that the pictures with the brightly colored "Secret" cover sheets showed the state of the documents when the FBI found them.

People need to go to prison.

A lot of people need to go to prison.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 06, 2024 03:11 PM (uxCna)

271 Finally, a President who understands me!

Posted by: Tommy the Fecal Incontinent at May 06, 2024 03:12 PM (qUkBO)

272 I'd like to know what machines are installed in Congressional washrooms. Diapers, wipes, alcohol shooters, KY Jelly packs, and condoms would be my guess.

Posted by: Cheri at May 06, 2024 03:12 PM (oiNtH)

273 270 And then lied to both the DC Circuit and Judge Cannon, claiming that the pictures with the brightly colored "Secret" cover sheets showed the state of the documents when the FBI found them.

People need to go to prison.

A lot of people need to go to prison.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 06, 2024 03:11 PM (uxCna)

=========

Would Smith receiving a high-level position in the DOJ do as an alternative?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 06, 2024 03:12 PM (GBKbO)

274 Another thing about Lewy Body Dementia, they will often hallucinate, especially small children or animals. My Mom had it, once looked at the oscillating fan and said "look, there's a girl playing in the fan" ... then I think she decided that must be silly.

But if you see a little girl playing, you see it. Maybe Joe keeps seeing little girls and that is why he wanders off?

Posted by: illiniwek at May 06, 2024 03:12 PM (Cus5s)

275 Hamas considers blowing up sections of Egypt-Gaza border fence with powerful explosives to trigger mass exodus of Palestinians into Egyptian territory,
@kann_news
reports.
Hamas hopes mayhem & high civilian death toll would lead to intensive global pressure on Israel to stop Rafah operation, according to 2 Palestinian sources with knowledge of Hamas plans.
-
It seems like this would certainly result in a great degree of violence committed against 'civilians' by the Egyptian army, but sure, I imagine Israel would be blamed somehow.

Posted by: Methos at May 06, 2024 03:12 PM (Dnobf)

276 258 254 Hamas considers blowing up sections of Egypt-Gaza border fence with powerful explosives to trigger mass exodus of Palestinians into Egyptian territory,
@kann_news
reports.
Hamas hopes mayhem & high civilian death toll would lead to intensive global pressure on Israel to stop Rafah operation, according to 2 Palestinian sources with knowledge of Hamas plans.

Thank God Joe's in charge!
Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 06, 2024 03:08 PM (uxCna)

=======

So...Egypt gunning down an invading Palestinian horde is supposed to up pressure on Israel?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 06, 2024 03:09 PM (GBKbO)
_____

OMG I hope the Palis are stupid enough to do this! Egyptians give NO FUCKS. They will mow these Gaza animals down with M2 Brownings and not care what anyone says. And they'd be 100 percent correct for shooting these cannibals.

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 06, 2024 03:12 PM (iFTx/)

277 Be sure to check out our new article, "Why an Incontinent President is actually a Very Good Thing for the Country!"
Posted by: The Bulwark at May 06, 2024 03:08 PM (PiwSw)

Poo on you, man.

Posted by: Hawaii at May 06, 2024 03:12 PM (dGCAG)

278 Be sure to check out our new article, "Why an Incontinent President is actually a Very Good Thing for the Country!"

Posted by: The Bulwark at May 06, 2024 03:08 PM (PiwSw)

BREAKING: F. Joe Reiterates Promise to Build Incontinent Railroad to India. Developing ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at May 06, 2024 03:12 PM (hzqcW)

279 Now, I'm getting an image of the 2024 debates.

Trump makes a face, wrinkles up his nose, swipes at the air.

"Joe! Did you just shit yourself?!"

Posted by: Axeman at May 06, 2024 03:12 PM (krQz2)

280 We won't ever really know, but personally I hope he did

Posted by: Skip at May 06, 2024 03:12 PM (fwDg9)

281 268
Do we have an estimate of how many courics were released, and the percent containment by the absorbent barrier module?
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 06, 2024 03:11 PM (dtlw7)

At least an .864 milliSwalwell was clearly detected by the First Lady.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 06, 2024 03:13 PM (PiwSw)

282 Prezzy Miralax

Posted by: Roseann Roseanna danna at May 06, 2024 03:13 PM (Hkcdp)

283 I wonder if he has a separate hamper for his socks and pop poo undies.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 06, 2024 03:13 PM (c5xxP)

284 There are seven things that cannot be trusted: a crashing wave, a one night’s ice, a coiled serpent, a woman’s bed-talk, a broken sword, a bear’s play, or an old man's fart

Posted by: Kindltot at May 06, 2024 03:14 PM (D7oie)

285 Etsy sells prestained underwear.

It's called...wait for it...Shartwear.

Posted by: mpfs at May 06, 2024 03:14 PM (Q00Hv)

286 It seems like this would certainly result in a great degree of violence committed against 'civilians' by the Egyptian army, but sure, I imagine Israel would be blamed somehow.
Posted by: Methos at May 06, 2024 03:12 PM (Dnobf)
---
Aren't walls already a sign that you're Evil?

Posted by: Axeman at May 06, 2024 03:14 PM (krQz2)

287 It moved, Jerry.

Posted by: Mr. Hanky at May 06, 2024 03:14 PM (woPEM)

288 Without the valet's allocation--as part of the plea-- that he did commit the crime as alleged, Smith cannot prove Trump committed any "mishandling of documents with classified markings."

In short, Smith put the words "classified" into the boxes.
Then leaned on the valet, who had no idea what was in the boxes, that he had him on dead-to-rights 20+ years felonies if he didn't plea.
Showed him all the pics-- that Smith planted!--as proof.

All to get a plea from the guy and the allocation that he was guilty in order to "back-date" that plea as evidence of Trump's crime.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 06, 2024 03:14 PM (g9W3m)

289 286 Aren't walls already a sign that you're Evil?
Posted by: Axeman at May 06, 2024 03:14 PM (krQz2)

========

Unless you're Obama protecting your property in the DC area, that is.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 06, 2024 03:14 PM (GBKbO)

290
@sentdefender
·
14s
The Israel Defense Force has announced the beginning of Offensive Ground Operations against the City of Rafah in Southern Gaza, with the Spokesman stating that IDF Troops are now “Striking and Operating” against Hamas Targets in Eastern Rafah

Posted by: JackStraw at May 06, 2024 03:14 PM (LkLld)

291 canuck update very funny

Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 06, 2024 03:14 PM (B1FKF)

292 Etsy sells prestained underwear.

It's called...wait for it...Shartwear.
Posted by: mpfs at May 06, 2024 03:14 PM (Q00Hv)
---
It's Shart Week on TLC!

Posted by: Axeman at May 06, 2024 03:14 PM (krQz2)

293 The images of the Egyptian army ruthlessly slaughtering any and all "Palestinians" that try to flood into Egypt will put the Israeli operation into perspective.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 06, 2024 03:10 PM (HnUIn
===

No Jews, No News

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 06, 2024 03:15 PM (RIvkX)

294 Maybe the Egyptians will mow down a bunch of these vermin. A good start.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 06, 2024 03:15 PM (R4t5M)

295 Famous Election Year Blunders

John Kerry, Reporting for Duty

Joe Biden, Reporting for Doody

Posted by: ... at May 06, 2024 03:15 PM (cyR1c)

296 We've jumped universes and Mr. Plinkett is now obsessed with his Newhart tape.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 06, 2024 03:11 PM (GBKbO)

I wonder if that was out of respect for Harry Anderson, but I thought they were just done with the who fixing the VCR schtick.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 06, 2024 03:15 PM (dGCAG)

297 288 All to get a plea from the guy and the allocation that he was guilty in order to "back-date" that plea as evidence of Trump's crime.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 06, 2024 03:14 PM (g9W3m)

=======

"Very naughty, Mr. Smith. 10 hours of retraining. Also, Trump is guilty."
-prediction

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 06, 2024 03:15 PM (GBKbO)

298 I'd like to know what machines are installed in Congressional washrooms. Diapers, wipes, alcohol shooters, KY Jelly packs, and condoms would be my guess.
Posted by: Cheri at May 06, 2024 03:12 PM (oiNtH)

They've added powerwasher stations in the WhiteHouse. Basically open shower stalls with large grid drains in the floor . . .

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 06, 2024 03:15 PM (4I/2K)

299 I can't wait till he debates Trump.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 06, 2024 02:40 PM (Zz0t1)

Biden's handlers will come up with an excuse for Biden to back out. That would be the smart play. However, if they do let that doddering, demented crook up on stage in front of those cameras, he'll be jazzed on the highest dose of whatever meth cocktail they've been giving him for public appearances that his failing and decrepit mind and body have ever received. I can foresee what can only be called an electrified performance. If Biden doesn't stroke out, he'll be wrecked for days afterward. Elder abuse, indeed.

Posted by: troyriser at May 06, 2024 03:15 PM (dsdI5)

300 BREAKING: F. Joe Reiterates Promise to Build Incontinent Railroad to India. Developing ...
Posted by: ShainS

Have you been to India? The whole country is incontinent.

Posted by: mpfs at May 06, 2024 03:15 PM (Q00Hv)

301 Damnation, the A/C in my office just went out. It damn well better be the breaker.

/me wanders off

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 06, 2024 03:15 PM (HnUIn)

302 I am slowly getting the feeling that Palistinians are equivalent to Reavers.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 06, 2024 03:15 PM (nFo4U)

303 And I've been told that the Secret Service is hot on the trail of the man...or woman...that keeps shitting in my depends.

[Whispers] I think its the guy with the orange hair

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 06, 2024 03:16 PM (ibTVg)

304 Maybe we could hire the Egyptians to protect our southern border.

Posted by: Ribbed at May 06, 2024 03:16 PM (B0mGw)

305 Have you been to India? The whole country is incontinent.
Posted by: mpfs at May 06, 2024 03:15 PM (Q00Hv)
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Or as they call it "subcontinent".

Posted by: Axeman at May 06, 2024 03:16 PM (krQz2)

306 Etsy sells prestained underwear.

It's called...wait for it...Shartwear.
Posted by: mpfs at May 06, 2024 03:14 PM (Q00Hv)
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It's Shart Week on TLC!
Posted by: Axeman at May 06, 2024 03:14 PM (krQz2)

Sing with me:

Shart people got,
No reason to liiiiiiiiiive...

Posted by: Randy N. at May 06, 2024 03:16 PM (dGCAG)

307 So...Egypt gunning down an invading Palestinian horde is supposed to up pressure on Israel?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
≈=======
Any excuse to blame the "zionists".

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 06, 2024 03:16 PM (50n2b)

308 There is nothing like a good old Ace poop thread.

It's smells like victory.

Posted by: mpfs at May 06, 2024 03:16 PM (Q00Hv)

309 296 We've jumped universes and Mr. Plinkett is now obsessed with his Newhart tape.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 06, 2024 03:11 PM (GBKbO)

I wonder if that was out of respect for Harry Anderson, but I thought they were just done with the who fixing the VCR schtick.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 06, 2024 03:15 PM (dGCAG)

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They're reset timelines a couple of times just to get them out of the corners they write themselves into. Ever since that Rick and Morty reversal, they've teased having new storylines to pursue without actually doing it.

I want a new storyline that ends with a 10 minute video purportedly about some little movie no one cares about but is all plot rejiggering!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 06, 2024 03:16 PM (GBKbO)

310 Out: VP Mamalala Kamalala

In: VP Mr Hanky

Posted by: 18-1 at May 06, 2024 03:17 PM (ibTVg)

311 300
‘ Have you been to India? The whole country is incontinent.’

The streets are paved with …not gold.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at May 06, 2024 03:17 PM (jbnUc)

312 I am slowly getting the feeling that Palistinians are equivalent to Reavers.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 06, 2024 03:15 PM (nFo4U)
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Well they are sustained by some quasi-well-meaning social engineering.

Posted by: Axeman at May 06, 2024 03:17 PM (krQz2)

313 Israel could buy arms from Ukraine that we have given away… I am sure little ZZZ would be open to the idea, for a price…

Posted by: tubal at May 06, 2024 03:17 PM (PCK5/)

314 I am sure JoePoo and Jill will donate the “slightly” used and stained underwear for a tax write off.

Just like Hildebeast.

For the children.

Posted by: Czech Chick at May 06, 2024 03:17 PM (I6NNh)

315 "The streets are paved with …not gold."

You should see what the rivers are paved with.

Posted by: Ribbed at May 06, 2024 03:18 PM (B0mGw)

316 Have you been to India? The whole country is incontinent.
Posted by: mpfs at May 06, 2024 03:15 PM (Q00Hv)

Pretty sure they call it the Indian subcontinent.

I hate to think there's something below incontinent.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 06, 2024 03:18 PM (dGCAG)

317 Maybe we could hire the Egyptians to protect our southern border.

Its not a lack of ability...its a lack of wanting to.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 06, 2024 03:18 PM (ibTVg)

318 Night Court was a very odd show.

Who thought magic tricks and Mel Torme jokes were the basis for a series?

There were three things it had going for it, and Markie Post was two of them. John Laroquette's character was the third.

Posted by: Didn't they try a reboot recently? at May 06, 2024 03:19 PM (nTFp2)

319 Biden has to hold on until after the convention. He's our best chance.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson DeSantis/Lake 2024 at May 06, 2024 03:19 PM (wGerL)

320 If he really pooped the propaganda press would report that most Americans poop their pants regularly, and Poopy Joe is a good American.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 06, 2024 03:19 PM (pjO2w)

321 The streets are paved with …not gold.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at May 06, 2024 03:17 PM (jbnUc)
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Not gold!

Posted by: Kenny Banya at May 06, 2024 03:19 PM (krQz2)

322 Israel could buy arms from Ukraine that we have given away… I am sure little ZZZ would be open to the idea, for a price…

Ukraine is selling some of them on the open market - remember the plane that crashed full of weapons LEAVING Ukraine?

Posted by: 18-1 at May 06, 2024 03:19 PM (ibTVg)

323 "Hey kid! Catch!" (Tosses soiled underwear.)

"Wow! Thanks, Mean Joe!"

Posted by: Mean Joe Biden at May 06, 2024 03:20 PM (qUkBO)

324 Has anyone heard from bootyjudge about Boeing yet or is he on menopause leave at the moment

Posted by: Chuck Hemangioma at May 06, 2024 03:20 PM (+5HQ4)

325 Imagine being the poor staffer charged with cleaning up Biden's depends?

I imagine there are times they have to cut his pants off they are so stained...

Posted by: 18-1 at May 06, 2024 03:20 PM (ibTVg)

326 I was watching a TimCast excerpt on YT earlier today, and apparenty, Michael Cohen is tweeting his normal anti-Trump BS and CNN picked it up, probably because Cohen is referring to Trump (not Biden) as "Vonschitzenpantz". Dunno if a completely baseless tag is going to work since Slow Joe's diaper issues are well-known and part of the mainstream conversation for years now.

Dems have that deer-in-the-headlights look. They can't speak to the issues so they have to talk sh*t.

Posted by: mrp at May 06, 2024 03:20 PM (rj6Yv)

327 It was the breaker.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 06, 2024 03:20 PM (HnUIn)

328 "The streets are paved with …not gold."

Trojans!!!

Posted by: Brent Musburger at May 06, 2024 03:20 PM (Zz0t1)

329 Butt-Gigger is having his ovaries removed and also isn't suicidal, so nothing on Boeing.

Posted by: Ribbed at May 06, 2024 03:21 PM (B0mGw)

330 251 I don't like Joe Biden. I think he is a craven, mendacious, dangerously stupid and vindictive person, but his wife may be worse.

Posted by: NAB at May 06, 2024 03:08 PM (3sHsl)

Joe Narcissist believes he is suave and debonair, a ladies man, the life of every party.

In reality he is swave and deboner, women try to keep away from him, and no one invites him to a party unless it's necessary for a political or job-security reason.

Posted by: Gref at May 06, 2024 03:21 PM (5fDan)

331 They're reset timelines a couple of times just to get them out of the corners they write themselves into. Ever since that Rick and Morty reversal, they've teased having new storylines to pursue without actually doing it.

I want a new storyline that ends with a 10 minute video purportedly about some little movie no one cares about but is all plot rejiggering!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 06, 2024 03:16 PM (GBKbO)

They have to do something, they can't just keep pretending there are new movies coming out they want to watch.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 06, 2024 03:21 PM (dGCAG)

332 "Everybody has a plan until they shit their pants in public."

-- Shit Mike Tyson Said, Vol. 2

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at May 06, 2024 03:21 PM (2Cnw6)

333 Corrupt Media accuses Trump of pooping his pants in 3...2...1...

Posted by: Anti-Faucist at May 06, 2024 03:21 PM (qUkBO)

334 Ganges translated from Hindi means "full of shit".

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 06, 2024 03:21 PM (R4t5M)

335 Terrorists are going to hit Biden with a brown note at a key point. At his dnc speech in Chicago suddenly he will void himself at the dais causing a floor fight to replace him as nominee

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 06, 2024 03:21 PM (5S+sK)

336 It was the breaker.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 06, 2024 03:20 PM (HnUIn)

Shootin' Boers again, eh?

Posted by: Kindltot at May 06, 2024 03:22 PM (D7oie)

337 331 They have to do something, they can't just keep pretending there are new movies coming out they want to watch.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 06, 2024 03:21 PM (dGCAG)

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They seem to be in this spot where they don't want to review anything new, but they can only do so many Best of the Worsts.

Heck, they did a Half in the Back around 3 tiny movies starring Kyle Galner (who?).

They have done one Marvel movie in something like 3 years (Guardians 3). The newest BotW was the best one in a while, but they kind of seem like they're running out of all enthusiasm for what they do.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 06, 2024 03:23 PM (GBKbO)

338 is this a thing

how do you know old Joe dropped one in his boxers

Posted by: Don Black at May 06, 2024 03:23 PM (/7KEl)

339 It's a metaphor.

Posted by: tsj017 at May 06, 2024 03:23 PM (xakWh)

340 I have PTSD
Pope Francis

Posted by: steevy at May 06, 2024 03:23 PM (FQmDC)

341 Ryan George has sorta reinvented his business model, in that he revisits older Pitch Meetings he's done.

I think RLM doing back to back to back to back BOTW vids is bad for them.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 06, 2024 03:23 PM (dGCAG)

342 If the turd don't fit
you must acquit

Posted by: Johnny Cochrane at May 06, 2024 03:23 PM (ibTVg)

343 Someone on here once told a story where they were sitting on a subway across from some chick and when she got up to leave a turd was sitting at her spot.

Posted by: Cos Playing Undergrad at May 06, 2024 03:24 PM (QB+5g)

344 That's why Smith had to charge a guy who carried some boxes from the van to a room like he was Julius Etherburg stealing nuclear secrets:

He had to have massive leverage to sweat the guy.

It was like charging a grocer for bank robbery because the thief bought a candy bar a week later.
Except the bank robber withdrew his own money and never robbed a bank.
But coercing the grocer to plea--and admit-' to the crime of accepting stolen funds.
To prove the bank robbery.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 06, 2024 03:24 PM (g9W3m)

345 175 Directors are being told by studios to...mislead the public about how much CGI is being used. Leitch did bring behind the scenes footage, though, that seems to sell the realism.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 06, 2024 02:56 PM (GBKbO)

C.W. Lemoine on YouTube interviewed a special effects guy who worked on "Top Gun: Maverick" and he went over the many, many ways CGI was utilized in the film complete with before and after clips. Unfortunately, the Paramount trolls must've come out their caves and had the video taken down. I'm kicking myself for not downloading and squirreling it away as it was a genuinely interesting interview.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at May 06, 2024 03:24 PM (DTX3h)

346 I played with DJ Shartmaster Flash in the Pants back in the 80's. My word as a Biden.

Posted by: Joey Poopfaschizzle at May 06, 2024 03:24 PM (5APbY)

347 I think it's just another component of his 'old man walk'

sorry guys
I know you want this to be true

Posted by: Don Black at May 06, 2024 03:24 PM (/7KEl)

348 It's Karma.

Joe has been such a reprobate his whole life that The Lord is letting him live the last few miserable years of his life on stage in front of the whole nation as a warning to others as well as allowing others to point at Joe and laugh.

Hopefully he dies in a pool of vomit, feces and blood in front of the whole country.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 06, 2024 03:25 PM (4a+k3)

349 341 Ryan George has sorta reinvented his business model, in that he revisits older Pitch Meetings he's done.

I think RLM doing back to back to back to back BOTW vids is bad for them.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 06, 2024 03:23 PM (dGCAG)

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BOTW are usually their best viewed stuff, especially the holiday themed ones.

Still, they do get decent traction on new, big movies like Indy 5.

But, the channel doesn't seem to be dying at all. Still very healthy numbers. They just seem kind of stuck.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 06, 2024 03:25 PM (GBKbO)

350
July 4, 1776
The Declaration of Independence

May 4, 2024
The Defecation of Independsence

Posted by: ... at May 06, 2024 03:25 PM (cyR1c)

351 Poop my pants. No not today.

Trumnamulation!

Posted by: Preznit Turd Ferguson at May 06, 2024 03:25 PM (OiAR7)

352 They seem to be in this spot where they don't want to review anything new, but they can only do so many Best of the Worsts.

Heck, they did a Half in the Back around 3 tiny movies starring Kyle Galner (who?).

They have done one Marvel movie in something like 3 years (Guardians 3). The newest BotW was the best one in a while, but they kind of seem like they're running out of all enthusiasm for what they do.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 06, 2024 03:23 PM (GBKbO)

341 Ryan George has sorta reinvented his business model, in that he revisits older Pitch Meetings he's done.

I think RLM doing back to back to back to back BOTW vids is bad for them.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 06, 2024 03:23 PM (dGCAG)

Yeah, what he said.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 06, 2024 03:26 PM (dGCAG)

353 windstorm here

power blinked a a few times, knocked me offline

Posted by: Don Black at May 06, 2024 03:26 PM (/7KEl)

354 What happened to his phalanx of guardians?

Posted by: Ben Had at May 06, 2024 03:26 PM (wb6sW)

355 And so it begins..

https://tinyurl.com/yk4aswt2

Heavy artillery & airstrikes reported in Rafah; Netanyahu office says Israeli war cabinet decided to move forward with military operation in city.
Quote
Israel Radar
@IsraelRadar_com
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39m
Initial reports of IDF tanks & infantry forces crossing border into southern Gaza, @shailevy6 reports. Unclear if this is part of a raid into Rafah or a limited maneuver by Israeli forces.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 06, 2024 03:26 PM (t/2Uw)

356 345 C.W. Lemoine on YouTube interviewed a special effects guy who worked on "Top Gun: Maverick" and he went over the many, many ways CGI was utilized in the film complete with before and after clips. Unfortunately, the Paramount trolls must've come out their caves and had the video taken down. I'm kicking myself for not downloading and squirreling it away as it was a genuinely interesting interview.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at May 06, 2024 03:24 PM (DTX3h)

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The work seems to be very hard to do and looks great when done well.

But there's a bias against admitting it. Whether it's actually an audience preference, just trumped up social media activity, or delusion of marketing departments, I have no idea.

I don't care one way or the other, but I know I'm not representative of much except myself

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 06, 2024 03:26 PM (GBKbO)

357 "What happened to his phalanx of guardians?"

That plan went to shit.

Posted by: Joey Poopfaschizzle at May 06, 2024 03:27 PM (5APbY)

358 Biden cagargli i pantaloni!

Posted by: The Pope at May 06, 2024 03:27 PM (QB+5g)

359 I know you want this to be true
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This is one of his cliche moves. There's lots of video of him making this same bizarre move on stage. I have no idea what he thinks this conveys.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 06, 2024 03:28 PM (woPEM)

360 It's funny because he will be dead soon, but still have the solid support of the Democrat Party.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at May 06, 2024 03:28 PM (wBaIH)

361 I don't care if CGI is used as long is it is necessary and not lazy and sloppy. I mean do you really need CGI blood splatter?

Posted by: steevy at May 06, 2024 03:28 PM (FQmDC)

362 Movies have been bombing based on old properties for a long time.

I also doubt that The Fall Guy is strong enough in the cultural consciousness for most people to remember it at all. I had no idea it was a thing at all, much less a TV show that ran for 6 years or so.

The movie was sold on star power and stunts. The star power is meaningless. The stunts, I guess, weren't enough. Also, it was just probably too expensive.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 06, 2024 02:47 PM (GBKbO)

Gosling is hardly a star - star. The original show was a Lee Majors vehicle after he had been on successful series like the Big Valley and the Six Million Dollar Man, all of which had 100 episodes and a spinoff for the latter. So in TV terms he had been a big presence for decades.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 06, 2024 03:29 PM (eoQWY)

363 And DOCTOR Jill immediately drifts away so as not to (a) be caught downwind of FJB, and (b) be held accountable for her elder abuse.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 06, 2024 03:29 PM (J2vNu)

364 345 175 Directors are being told by studios to...mislead the public about how much CGI is being used. Leitch did bring behind the scenes footage, though, that seems to sell the realism.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 06, 2024 02:56 PM (GBKbO)

C.W. Lemoine on YouTube interviewed a special effects guy who worked on "Top Gun: Maverick" and he went over the many, many ways CGI was utilized in the film complete with before and after clips. Unfortunately, the Paramount trolls must've come out their caves and had the video taken down. I'm kicking myself for not downloading and squirreling it away as it was a genuinely interesting interview.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at May 06, 2024 03:24 PM (DTX3h)
______

Kinda dumb for the studio and the filmmakers to all swear the jets were all practical. For the final dogfight, it was plainly obvious it was ALL CGI. Why? Because all the planes involved DO NOT EXIST. Well, the Tomcat still exists, but none of the existing Tomcats can fly. And the filmmakers certainly didn't have actual 5G enemy fighters to use for the fight. Every fucking frame of that fight was CGI.

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 06, 2024 03:29 PM (iFTx/)

365 Hard to believe those protests on college campuses didn't stop Israel.

Don't the realize some kids risked being attacked with a banana?

Posted by: JackStraw at May 06, 2024 03:29 PM (LkLld)

366 *raises hand*

Can we send the antisemite college refuse to serve as a human shield in Gaza?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Joey Poopfaschizzle at May 06, 2024 03:29 PM (5APbY)

367 alright
I'm gonna go roll up a dozen burritos

Posted by: Don Black at May 06, 2024 03:29 PM (/7KEl)

368
Joe puts the funk in 'Funk and Wagnalls'.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 06, 2024 03:30 PM (RKVpM)

369 364 Kinda dumb for the studio and the filmmakers to all swear the jets were all practical. For the final dogfight, it was plainly obvious it was ALL CGI. Why? Because all the planes involved DO NOT EXIST. Well, the Tomcat still exists, but none of the existing Tomcats can fly. And the filmmakers certainly didn't have actual 5G enemy fighters to use for the fight. Every fucking frame of that fight was CGI.
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 06, 2024 03:29 PM (iFTx/)

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Because people are stupid.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 06, 2024 03:30 PM (GBKbO)

370 Nood.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 06, 2024 03:30 PM (PiwSw)

371 "You ain't cool unless you shit your pants."

- Joe "Billy Madison" Biden

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at May 06, 2024 03:30 PM (/nCD+)

372 "Pilot to bombardier. Pilot to bombardier."

"Bombardier here."

"Weapons FREE!!!"

"BOMBS AWAY!!!!"

*shits pants*

Posted by: Joey Fingerstick McShitpants at May 06, 2024 03:31 PM (Zz0t1)

373 Hard to believe those protests on college campuses didn't stop Israel.

Don't the realize some kids risked being attacked with a banana?
Posted by: JackStraw at May 06, 2024 03:29 PM (LkLld)

Why, it's almost as if stopping Israel ain't the point.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 06, 2024 03:32 PM (dGCAG)

374 Gotta love this place. Poop jokes for an hour.

Posted by: wth at May 06, 2024 03:33 PM (v0R5T)

375 Night Court was a very odd show.

Who thought magic tricks and Mel Torme jokes were the basis for a series?

There were three things it had going for it, and Markie Post was two of them. John Laroquette's character was the third.
Posted by: Didn't they try a reboot recently? at May 06, 2024 03:19 PM (nTFp2)

Plus it probably was cheap as hell to write and produce. Very few sets, most scenes are framing for a simple joke and out...

Posted by: Oldcat at May 06, 2024 03:34 PM (eoQWY)

376 You gots to know when to hold it,
Know when to clench down,
Know when to side step away,
And know when to run.

You never let go unheeded
Those imminent warning cramps
There's be time enough for smiling
When the defecatin's done.

Posted by: JRB at May 06, 2024 03:35 PM (4I/2K)

377
The Israel Defense Force has announced the beginning of Offensive Ground Operations against the City of Rafah in Southern Gaza, with the Spokesman stating that IDF Troops are now “Striking and Operating” against Hamas Targets in Eastern Rafah

***

"Wait, what?!"

- burning Air Force guy

Posted by: Azathoth at May 06, 2024 03:35 PM (wb1YC)

378 Protests on campus stopped Vietnam and gave it to the Communists

Posted by: Skip at May 06, 2024 03:35 PM (fwDg9)

379 I swear I have surpassed that.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 06, 2024 02:42 PM (nFo4U)
*
The judges would also have accepted "I crap bigger than you."
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 06, 2024

***
"I got chunks of guys bigger than you in my stool."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 06, 2024 03:37 PM (J2vNu)

380 Legal Insurrection- judge giving Trump 1 last time or 30 days in the cooler.

Shit getting interesting

Posted by: Skip at May 06, 2024 03:37 PM (fwDg9)

381 Have you been to India? The whole country is incontinent.

Posted by: mpfs at May 06, 2024 03:15 PM (Q00Hv)

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Heh.

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at May 06, 2024 03:40 PM (f79f5)

382
You're likely more correct, however, my premise hits close to home for me because I'm tired of hollywood taking staples from my youth and shitting all over them.

Wild, Wild West
The Dukes of Hazzard
Starsky and Hutch

ruined.......

I'm waiting for Knight Rider, starring Kenan Thompson.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 06, 2024 02:52 PM (Zz0t1)

Can't wait for the remained Cagney and Lacey.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 06, 2024 03:43 PM (OiAR7)

383 Also has nothing to do with the original IP. To the extent you wanted to see that, this ain't it.

There is a mystery in the background, yes, and it drives the plot, but honestly it's more of a rom com with a lot of stunts. I'm not sure how they could have marketed it for people to understand but it's surprisingly good.
Posted by: TexasDan at May 06, 2024 02:53 PM (z/ifB)

I thought the framing for "Fall Guy" was that they were bounty hunters on the side, not detectives.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 06, 2024 03:45 PM (eoQWY)

384 It's a far better than average story for an action movie, funnier by a lot than the average rom com, and zero woke crap. It should be setting the box office on fire.
Posted by: George Lucas at May 06, 2024 02:46 PM (z/ifB)

Problem is, once you get out of the habit of having going to movies be special, there's no need to go to them anymore. People can stream Fall Guy later and enjoy it or not on their own at a much cheaper price.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 06, 2024 03:47 PM (eoQWY)

385 Did anyone check the color of his eyes?

Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at May 06, 2024 04:02 PM (qZdIZ)

386 I believe it's "shat."

Posted by: JD White at May 06, 2024 04:13 PM (Bf5aC)

387 I'd honestly feel really bad for him if he and every asshole that supports him and installed his illegitimate craptocracy on the country not such completely horrible people.

Posted by: tintex at May 06, 2024 04:30 PM (fouSM)

388 Almost shit my pants
It happened just the other day

Posted by: SMOD at May 06, 2024 04:30 PM (RHGPo)

389 I would say it was possible. But when Joe's wife turned from him and walked away, she smelled something. I once say a coworker clear out half a bar when he was crop-dusting. Even though he did not squat like Joe did, I think he shat his pants in his crop-dusting.

Posted by: william ferrin at May 06, 2024 05:52 PM (j32t5)

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