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The Morning Report — 5/6/24

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Good morning, kids. Yesterday was "Yom Ha'Shoah," or Holocaust Remembrance Day. Considering the times in which we live and what's going on not only in Israel but all over the world and right here in our own country, the timing is perfect.

The Einzatz-groupies who mindlessly ululate with orgasmic glee at the events of October 7th, the largest, and most heinous single-day mass slaughter of Jews since 1945 also remember the Holocaust – with a yearning wistfulness. They want to finish the job that Hitler started, which is kind of funny since their brainwashers alternate between declaring that as their singular purpose in life and the notion that the Holocaust is a myth or an exaggeration. Then they flip back again, equating Israel with Hitler insofar as committing genocide against the mythical "Palestinian" people, who somehow since 2005, when Israel unilaterally withdrew from Gaza, have managed to triple their population. If that's genocide, then Bibi, old boy, you're not doing it right.

Speaking of genocide, despite Joey Sponge-Brain Shits-Pants doing everything he can to help Hamas pull out a win by forcing Israel to cease fire while at the same time trying to fake his support for Israel's right to exist, and thereby keep his coalition of the unbalanced intact this November, just the opposite appears to be happening. The Maoist/Muslim base has pulled a Trump and tarred Biden with the moniker of "Genocide Joe" as they feel he isn't doing enough and fast enough to throw Israel into the gas chamber. When another Foggy Bottom bottom dweller quits after being in that sewer of America- and Israel-hate – that's 18 years as an insider to the duplicitousness and desire to see us and our allies laid prostrate before our enemies yet still can't recognize Biden's and Blinken's fakery for the bullshit that it is – then the junta is for sure in trouble.

At the other end of the spectrum, the explosion of verbal and physical attacks on Jews and their supporters, have opened the eyes of perhaps a fairly significant number of independents (if such an animal really exists these days) and the relatively sane among traditional liberal Democrats as to just who they've been supporting, actively or just reflexively, for so many years. The images of 10/7 and now on campuses across the nation are the icing on the cake of the past three years of abject destruction that has affected them directly and personally.

Somehow, the wires got crossed and the wrong groups are reacting the wrong way to the wrong message. Perfect.

Yet, they still persist.

Hamas fired rockets close to civilian shelters, aimed a maximizing casualties in case an Israeli response. “The launches carried out by Hamas adjacent to the Rafah Crossing, located approximately 350 meters from civilian shelters, are a clear example of the terrorist organization’s systematic exploitation of humanitarian facilities and spaces, and their continued use of the Gazan civilian population as human shields,” the Israel Defense Forces (IDF) said in press release Sunday afternoon.

Hamas proudly took responsibility for attacking the humanitarian border crossing. Israel was forced to close the passage of aid trucks following the strikes, the IDF confirmed.

The rockets were fired from the terrorist stronghold of Rafah, an area Israeli military plans to evacuate in case of a possible military operation to free the remaining hostages. In recent days, Hamas terrorists have repeatedly used Rafah’s civilian areas to fire rockets towards Israel. . .

. . . The rocket barrage comes days after the Biden [junta] reportedly ‘guaranteed’ Hamas that Israel will not enter Rafah and end all military operations if the terrorist group agrees to the latest hostages-for-terrorists deal.

The Israeli government rejected the Biden [junta's] unilateral guarantee to abandon the military mission to capture Rafah, where Hamas’s terrorist leaderships is hiding behind Israeli hostages serving as human shields.

You know how Biden can guarantee the IDF will not go into Rafah? Because they're halting shipments of munitions and materiel that the IDF needs at this crucial juncture.

The Biden [junta] last week halted an ammunition shipment to Israel in a bid to pressure the IDF into abandoning the planned operation in Rafah, Israeli journalist Barak Ravid reported in the new website Axios Sunday. The revelation comes as Israel’s military offensive against Hamas enters its seventh month. Israel, a key U.S. ally, relies of American-made weapons, ammunition and spare parts for its armed forces.

"Genocide Joe" alright. Too bad the micturating matriculating Muslim mavens at Columbia, UCLA and elsewhere don't understand who Biden is "genociding" or wanting to. My gut tells me that Israel indeed has what it needs to finish the job, and will likely be able to get what it needs to fill in any shortfalls from the Saudis or Emiratis.

Speaking of which, Biden over the past several years has gone off on the Saudis, mostly for their cutting oil production at a time when he needs their oil to keep our dying economy from flatlining before the election, after kneecapping our own production to appease the red-green enviro-commies before the election. I'm sensing a pattern here.

Have no fear; he's got this covered. Ho. Lee. Farouk . . .

After draining the strategic petroleum reserve ahead of the midterms, Biden has been unable to refill it because his environmentalist allies and the Saudis have kept prices high. The Saudis had rejected requests to lower oil prices for anything short of assistance in building their own nuclear program. Shortly before the Hamas attacks of Oct 7, the Saudis had offered to temporarily boost production if it would make it easier to sell Congress on a defense agreement.

Back then the Saudi deal had been portrayed as an extension of the ‘Abraham Accords’ and offered ‘normalization’ of diplomatic ties with Israel. Whether the Saudis were ever serious about normalization is debatable but since Oct 7, any such agreement has been conditioned on an internationally recognized.Islamic terrorist ‘Palestinian’ state affiliated with Saudi Arabia.

The current expectation is that a deal between Biden and the Saudis will drop the Israeli component and focus on a defense agreement and nuclear power in exchange for cheap oil. Whether Israel is or isn’t on board, a Saudi nuclear agreement is a bad deal for America.

The United States is more than capable of producing its own oil. The only obstacle in the way of American energy independence is Joe Biden and his party who are determined to push ‘green energy’ that only makes us equally dependent on Muslim terror states and Communist China.

Nuclear energy could help solve our energy problems, but the Saudis, who are the world’s largest oil producers, certainly don’t need to go nuclear to fix any energy shortfalls. Nor do they care about the environment. A civilian nuclear energy program makes about as much sense for Saudi Arabia as it does for Iran. And the only reasonable argument for enabling the Saudis to go nuclear would be to counter Iran’s nuclear weapons program, but rather than averting a nuclear attack, that could double the risk and the possible vectors for nuclear armageddon.

The trouble with letting either Iran or the Saudis go nuclear is not just the direct nuclear threat, but the indirect one that will come from Islamic terrorists getting their hands on either nuclear weapons or materials. Saudi Arabia has made some progress under the MBS monarchy, including allowing women greater rights and backing away from some of the terrorist groups and movements that the kingdom has traditionally supported, and even purged some of the old guard who oversaw the Jihadi war against America (this led to Jamal Khashoggi’s death). . .

. . . Biden is proposing to swap nuclear capabilities in exchange for the Saudis providing cheap oil for his election. The Saudis have made it clear that they can’t offer long term price guarantees which means they’d be doing little more than providing a temporary market fix long enough to get a presidential candidate his second term in in office.

After all the talk of impeachable quid-pro-quos, here’s one that could get millions killed.

Nuclear materials in the hands of Islamic terrorists is the ultimate nightmare and Biden is risking mass death, the destruction of entire American cities, in exchange for an election day bribe. . .

. . . By emptying the strategic petroleum reserve to bribe midterm voters, Biden already dangerously endangered our economy and our national security. The cost of his illegal student loan debt bribes is already approaching an estimated $1 trillion and that may just be the beginning.

But there’s a big difference between stealing money to bribe voters and making a deal with an enemy nation that can cost the lives of millions. One is corruption while the other is treason.

I'm no Perry Mason, but I can make an argument that considering the intentional erasure of our borders and the flooding of our nation with 8 million and counting foreigners, among them thousands of hardened criminals, spies and saboteurs from our strategic enemies and worst of all confirmed jihadists, Biden indeed is guilty of treason right there. Already, the mass crime wave that has seen our citizens brutally raped and murdered makes Biden guilty before and after the fact in each one of those crimes, that taken together is a treasonous breach of his Constitutional oath. Yeah, I know. Go tell it to the Marines. Meh, they're under the control of Vanilli Milley and Lloyd Austin.

Great. Give the Saudis nukes, at a time when MBS' rule is perhaps not as stable as we might assume given the Wahhabists in his midst and the threat from the Iran-backed Houthis in Yemen.

Meanwhile, here's something that I know will come as a huge surprise:

Two of the main organizers behind protests at Columbia University and on other campuses are Jewish Voice for Peace and IfNotNow. Both are supported by the Tides Foundation, which is seeded by Democratic megadonor George Soros as well as the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation, and it in turn supports numerous small nonprofits that work for social change. (Gates did not return a request for comment, and Soros declined to comment.)

Another notable Democratic donor whose philanthropy has helped fund the protest movement is David Rockefeller Jr., who sits on the board of the Rockefeller Brothers Fund. In 2022, the fund gave $300,000 to the Tides Foundation; according to nonprofit tax forms, Tides has given nearly $500,000 over the past five years to Jewish Voice for Peace, which explicitly describes itself as anti-Zionist.

Several other groups involved in pro-Palestinian protests are backed by a foundation funded by Susan and Nick Pritzker, heir to the Hyatt Hotel empire — and supporters of Biden and numerous Democratic campaigns, including $6,600 to the Biden Victory Fund a few months ago and more than $300,000 during the 2020 campaign.

I saw Soros, Gates, Rockefeller and Pritzker open for The Fourth Reich at the Sportpalast in '45. Lots of hormonal Einsatz-groupies kept shrieking and spoiled the show. PLO terror towels are the new bobby sox.

    ABOVE THE FOLD, BREAKING, NOTEWORTHY

  • "The ordinary person’s passivity in the face of the criminal and civil attacks on Donald Trump suggests that Americans think we’re already there."
    Has Leftist Lawfare Created the Police State Yet?
  • "Science journalism surrenders to progressive ideology."
    Unscientific American
  • Victor Davis Hanson: "The one-eyed Jack American Left has been flipped over, and what turned up proved frightening."
    The End of Old Left-Wing Mythologies
  • Miranda Devine: "It is a manifestation of the growing political divide between men and women that has been evident in opinion polls for some time. There is a 10-point gap on most issues between men and women. Young unmarried women, in particular, skew very left, while young men are becoming markedly more conservative."
    Frat Boy Summer is This Year's Backlash Against an Epidemic of Arrogant, Entitled Women
  • " It would behoove us all for the world to recognize what this holiday of Remembrance of the Holocaust and for Strength is about. The world must come to its senses before we see the descendants of the Maccabees and Warsaw Ghetto forced to act in ways reminiscent of their ancestors."
    A Jewish Holiday About Strength, Not Victimhood

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1 Happy Monday

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 06, 2024 07:38 AM (ENQN6)

2 Good morning horde!

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 06, 2024 07:38 AM (IUd0M)

3 Yonder Horde

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 06, 2024 07:39 AM (Q4IgG)

4 Once more into the breach!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 06, 2024 07:40 AM (cPejy)

5 Yesterday was "Yom Ha'Shoah," or Holocaust Remembrance Day.
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Today is. But the Jewish days start at sundown, i.e., last night. Same as the Sabbath and all Jewish holidays.

Regards from northern Israel, where we are enjoying cool weather and rain at this moment. Yay climate change!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 06, 2024 07:41 AM (T5tgC)

6
g'mornin' again, 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 06, 2024 07:42 AM (bEb2S)

7 Good morning JJ and horde

Posted by: Skip at May 06, 2024 07:43 AM (+2ibY)

8 The United States is more than capable of producing its own oil. The only obstacle in the way of American energy independence is Joe Biden and his party who are determined to push ‘green energy’.

Face it Green Energy is a phrase that really means WEAK USA.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 06, 2024 07:44 AM (ENQN6)

9 up and at 'em!

Posted by: DanMan at May 06, 2024 07:45 AM (8uzBS)

10 You know how Biden can guarantee the IDF will not go into Rafah? Because they're halting shipments of munitions and materiel that the IDF needs at this crucial juncture.
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Look here for a different and very plausible explanation:

https://tinyurl.com/2m787fmv

(X.com)

If so, ask what that means about availability for US forces, should they need it in the near future.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 06, 2024 07:46 AM (T5tgC)

11 WOW !

Thanks AGAIN JJ !

Posted by: JT at May 06, 2024 07:46 AM (T4tVD)

12 Regards from northern Israel, where we are enjoying cool weather and rain at this moment. Yay climate change!
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 06, 2024 07:41 AM (T5tgC)

Hope you are doing well in these interesting times. What's the current mood in Israel?

Posted by: dantesed at May 06, 2024 07:46 AM (Oy/m2)

13 Keep seeing articles Sundowner ( Barky's minions really, are doing this love to Hamas to get the Dearborn votes. I don't buy that for a second, it's pure Anti- Israel.

Posted by: Skip at May 06, 2024 07:47 AM (+2ibY)

14 Happy Monday!

Yiiiikes, everything Biden touches turns to sh#t.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 06, 2024 07:47 AM (cCVOS)

15 Maybe the US can buy oil from Iran to refill the SOR, at the prices that are sky high because the Iranian owned junta has killed US oil production.

Posted by: davidt at May 06, 2024 07:47 AM (SYTee)

16 . . . Biden is proposing to swap nuclear capabilities in exchange for the Saudis providing cheap oil for his election.

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I have to admit, I didn't see this coming.

That's awesome.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Little girls dreamt of being moms, women told them not to follow their dreams at May 06, 2024 07:48 AM (SdC0P)

17 Once again, Florida leads the way, this time in banning lab-grown "meat." DeSantis is a brave and proactive governor. Strange how he screwed the pooch on his presidential run.

Posted by: Ordinary American at May 06, 2024 07:48 AM (2C125)

18 “The Day of Remembrance of the Holocaust and for Strength”

Amen

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 06, 2024 07:49 AM (ENQN6)

19 "terror towels", LOL

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 06, 2024 07:50 AM (tQtDb)

20 Mornin, Mo-rons!

Posted by: Hawkpilot at May 06, 2024 07:51 AM (esflq)

21 The only obstacle in the way of American energy independence is Joe Biden and his party who are determined to push ‘green energy’ that only makes us equally dependent on Muslim terror states and Communist China.
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GreatAmericanMail
@mail_american
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14h
Chiba now has more oil in their Strategic Petroleum Reserves than the United States. Much of the oil in China's SPR came from our SPR thanks to Biden's decision to empty it.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 06, 2024 07:51 AM (T5tgC)

22 ne of the most violent leaders of the Columbia University protests is a professional agitator, according to a New York Post report.

. . .according to this report, citing a high-ranking police source, one of their key players – James Carlson – is “a longtime anarchist."

James Carlson, also known as Cody Carlson, 40, is the son of millionaire advertisers Richard and Sandy Tarlow and owns a $3.4 million townhouse in Brooklyn, the article said.

He has a criminal history dating back to 2005, according to the New York Post.
The New York Post claims he is a “rabble rouser and an attorney by trade” and is being investigated as a possible mastermind of the anti-Israel protests.

Carlson was one of the people who broke into Columbia University’s Hamilton Hall and barricaded themselves inside on Tuesday night. . .Carlson later destroyed a camera inside a holding cell while in custody in the early hours of Wednesday morning. . .police imposed additional charges on Carlson due to setting alight an Israeli flag, which was held by a 22-year-old protestor, and hitting him in the face with a rock. His charges now include hate crime, assault, and larceny.

https://tinyurl.com/2uuzr2dd

Posted by: Lizzy at May 06, 2024 07:52 AM (cCVOS)

23 Hope you are doing well in these interesting times. What's the current mood in Israel?
Posted by: dantesed at May 06, 2024 07:46 AM (Oy/m2)
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Frustration at our own idiots (and worse) at the helm.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 06, 2024 07:52 AM (T5tgC)

24 17 Once again, Florida leads the way, this time in banning lab-grown "meat." DeSantis is a brave and proactive governor. Strange how he screwed the pooch on his presidential run.
Posted by: Ordinary American at May 06, 2024 07:48 AM (2C125)


I think, ironically, much like Trump he did not have good advisers. Also, I think as the persecutions against Trump ramped up, it attracted much of the base back to him, regardless of how you felt about either of them.

I wish somehow DeSantis is his veep pick.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 06, 2024 07:53 AM (x0n13)

25 I saw that Axios article about our govt halting one or more munitions shipments to Israel over the weekend. In that moment, I mentally crossed the line from thinking “Biden is bad” to “Biden is evil” (the whole junta, not just mushbrains).

I pray that doesn’t stop the IDF. I did see in the news this morning they ordered 100,000 civilians out of Rafah…. Which indicates a potential imminent attack on that last stronghold

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at May 06, 2024 07:53 AM (xT8gx)

26 President Biden is considering a dangerous plan that would let Gazans, who may well include Hamas terrorists and sympathizers, into the country through the front door as “refugees.”

Them Here
There Here

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 06, 2024 07:53 AM (ENQN6)

27 Saudi Arabia is another ME pain in the ass for the rest of the world as they never want to do right. Always with the muzzie bullshit, lies, rape, more muzzie bullshit and rape.

Eliminating their "royal" family and putting their Filipino and other Oriental slaves in charge of the place would be a welcome change.

More coffee...

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 06, 2024 07:53 AM (4a+k3)

28 Coincidentally, there was a domestic ammo shortage here in the US at the same time as the lock-down and the election steal.

Posted by: davidt at May 06, 2024 07:53 AM (SYTee)

29 > If so, ask what that means about availability for US forces, should they need it in the near future.
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I smell a domestic ammunition shortage in time for the 2025 riots.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 06, 2024 07:54 AM (Q4IgG)

30 Once again, Florida leads the way, this time in banning lab-grown "meat." DeSantis is a brave and proactive governor.
Posted by: Ordinary American at May 06, 2024 07:48 AM (2C125)
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Why not let the market decide? (It already is, with a big thumbs down from consumers all around).

Where does it stop when a "conservative" governor can start banning foods he's against for whatever the given reason is? Bad prescedent.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 06, 2024 07:56 AM (T5tgC)

31 I wish somehow DeSantis is his veep pick.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 06, 2024 07:53 AM (x0n13)

I've always thought this was possible. But what about the Florida residency issue?

Posted by: Ordinary American at May 06, 2024 07:56 AM (2C125)

32 Them Here
There Here
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 06, 2024 07:53 AM (ENQN6)
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https://youtu.be/9Gt3QY2Aa2I

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 06, 2024 07:57 AM (T5tgC)

33 "It’s beyond clear that the EV market is faltering, and to put more public dollars behind this failure will do nothing more than throw good money away."

Baloney. I can charge my EV for $7 and drive to the marina all week.

Posted by: Morontec at May 06, 2024 07:58 AM (CM7e9)

34 From WSJ: The recent wave of pro-Palestinian protests on college campuses came on suddenly and shocked people across the nation. But the political tactics underlying some of the demonstrations were the result of months of training, planning and encouragement by longtime activists and left-wing groups.

At Columbia University, in the weeks and months before police took down encampments . . .student organizers began consulting with groups such as the National Students for Justice in Palestine, veterans of campus protests and former Black Panthers.
In March, there was a “Resistance 101” training scheduled at Columbia with guest speakers including longtime activists with Samidoun: Palestinian Prisoner Solidarity Network, a Vancouver, British Columbia-based group that celebrated the Oct. 7 Hamas attack on Israel. The administration twice barred the event, citing some of the organizers’ known support of terrorism and promotion of violence. Columbia students hosted the event virtually nonetheless, which prompted Columbia President to suspend several of them.
During the session, Samidoun coordinator Charlotte Kates encouraged students . . .https://tinyurl.com/2f8e8me3

Posted by: Lizzy at May 06, 2024 08:01 AM (cCVOS)

35 Arkansas to replace its two statues that have represented the state at the U.S. Capitol with contemporary figures.
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Officials plan to install statues of civil rights leader Daisy Bates this week and musician Johnny Cash later this year.
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The Bates and Cash statues will replace ones depicting James P. Clarke, a former governor and U.S. senator in the late 1800s and early 1900s, and Uriah Rose, a 19th century attorney. The statues had come under scrutiny, especially over racist comments Clarke made calling on the Democratic Party to preserve “white standards.”

Posted by: andycanuck (UfUdn) at May 06, 2024 08:01 AM (ZdexC)

36 Evil consists in the deadening of sentiment through institutions and more particularly through the exercise of and subordination to authority. Perfection consists in the freedom of feeling and the fulfillment of desires. . . . It is the transformation of sentiment and desire into reality in a community in which all realize their wills simultaneously.

And just exactly who's wills must society please. 20-something YO school girls with zero understanding of the nature of man (evil), the cost of freedom, and the value of life.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 06, 2024 08:01 AM (ENQN6)

37 "It’s beyond clear that the EV market is faltering, and to put more public dollars behind this failure will do nothing more than throw good money away."

Nonsense.

Posted by: Subsidized Grifter at May 06, 2024 08:01 AM (SYTee)

38 By not enforcing the border or our immigration laws, Mr. Biden is guilty of not faithfully executing the laws as per Article II, Section 3, to say nothing of treason. Impeachable, if anyone had balls.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 06, 2024 08:02 AM (Ds3Rc)

39 I don’t think DeSantis would be the best pick for VP. Great governor but just didn’t work on the national stage for whatever reason. Lee Zeldin would be fantastic; I must be smoking something to think NY might be in play…. Please NOT Tulsi Gabbard.

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at May 06, 2024 08:02 AM (xT8gx)

40 I've always thought this was possible. But what about the Florida residency issue?
Posted by: Ordinary American

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Yeah, if I can figure out how to put a singlewide on an acre in Tennessee but he can't, then...

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Little girls dreamt of being moms, women told them not to follow their dreams at May 06, 2024 08:02 AM (SdC0P)

41 It's interesting to see the MS identifying the leaders and outside groups involved in the campus protests. Unlike BLM, where they kept to the narrative of it being an organic uprising, mostly peaceful, very careful to show support.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 06, 2024 08:03 AM (cCVOS)

42 Clay Edwards @SaveJxn 6h
Here's @StaceyJSpiehler from the @MSFreePress and the girl who intentionally went around the barricade to taunt to the frat boys plotting the whole thing out in advance. I know everyone will say none of that matters because of Monkey boys nonsense, but I think it's very relevant. They created this whole confrontation for clicks and to give the other girl her fabricated "iconic" moment and didn't even realize what she had filmed till after the fact, otherwise she would have moved the camera over to monkey boy exclusively.
https://tinyurl.com/4p3xywzh

More here:
https://tinyurl.com/4wnck3ru

Posted by: andycanuck (UfUdn) at May 06, 2024 08:04 AM (ZdexC)

43 Trust fund anarchists are the best advertisement for crafting estate taxes that somehow leave family farms and businesses intact but level other estates to the ground.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 06, 2024 08:04 AM (cUwk9)

44 Carlson is one of the human botflies of the ruling class, so of course he won't be punished in one of their citadels like NYC. It would be nice if he could be tried in, say, Oklahoma.

It would be fun to see one of these perfumed princes doing hard time in a cell block instead of lounging around in a Manhattan brownstone, chugging white claw and cock.

I doubt the synthetic, white-guilt virtue signals people like him carefully cultivate as a status indicator would do him much good when he's spending quality time with some Oppressed Peoples™ in an environment where he can't call for a limo to carry him away.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 06, 2024 08:05 AM (0FoWg)

45 Holocaust Remembrance Day…. I’m glad my parents sat me down in front of the TV in the 70s to watch the TV miniseries Holocaust. Then in college I read Martin Gilbert’s history of the Holocaust and saw how well-documented it was…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at May 06, 2024 08:07 AM (xT8gx)

46 BTW, Disney's earning statement to come out tomorrow.

Posted by: andycanuck (UfUdn) at May 06, 2024 08:07 AM (ZdexC)

47 Good morning! Seems like DeSantis could be a possible pick for AG, as he does have some demonstrated ability. I have suspicions about Tulsi and Ramaswamy. And anyone who has held an office as a GOPe at the national level is right the fuck out.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead...Wearing Pants and Working at May 06, 2024 08:08 AM (DIB8X)

48 WTF does lab-grown meat have to do with Government?

DeSantis is also making porch piracy a felony.

Most of the new legislature I see in Florida is enriching the lawyer class.

What's the difference between a right-wing and a left-wing Police State?

Posted by: pawn at May 06, 2024 08:08 AM (QB+5g)

49 Scientific American: Miller says that he noticed a gradual change about 15 years ago, and then a “woke political bias that got more flagrant and irrational” over recent years.
____________

It's amazing how much of the leftist sliming into our culture started in 2009. And by amazing I mean predictable. It was an op.

Posted by: ... at May 06, 2024 08:09 AM (cyR1c)

50 Hey Gov DeSantis

To verify Texas residency, an individual must present two printed documents from the list below. Both documents must contain the individual's name and residential address. One of the documents must verify that the individual has lived in Texas for at least 30 days. Individuals who are surrendering a valid, unexpired driver license or ID from another state, or applying for a commercial driver license, must still present proof of residency; however, the 30 day requirement is waived.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 06, 2024 08:09 AM (ENQN6)

51 Nuclear energy could help solve our energy problems, but the Saudis, who are the world’s largest oil producers, certainly don’t need to go nuclear to fix any energy shortfalls.

I have read, over recent years, several articles claiming that the Saudi oil fields are about tapped out. Maybe the Saudis believe that want want to position themselves for the aftermath.

Crazy talk that national leaders would think about the future but I guess when you already own everything in the country it's easier to think longterm.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 06, 2024 08:11 AM (IUd0M)

52 Posted by: LinusVanPelt at May 06, 2024 08:07 AM (xT8gx)

I remember seeing that when I was in the 8th grade. Teachers said we need to watch it. Mom and Dad agreed it was important to watch it.

Posted by: dantesed at May 06, 2024 08:12 AM (Oy/m2)

53 Trust fund anarchists are the best advertisement for crafting estate taxes that somehow leave family farms and businesses intact but level other estates to the ground.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 06, 2024 08:04 AM (cUwk9)

Easy enough.

1.) Topple the regime

2.) Draw up bills of attainder on America's ruling class, taxing them all at 100% of their accumulated loot.

3.) Any proceeds not spent on constructing their Contrition Pits and training the rape dogs who patrol them will go toward the Trumpmore Project, where the lucky few of them will toil replacing TR's face with OMB's, using hand tools.

There's your legislation.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 06, 2024 08:12 AM (0FoWg)

54 Morning all

Posted by: rickb223 at May 06, 2024 08:13 AM (nFo4U)

55 45 Holocaust Remembrance Day…. I’m glad my parents sat me down in front of the TV in the 70s to watch the TV miniseries Holocaust. Then in college I read Martin Gilbert’s history of the Holocaust and saw how well-documented it was…

The miniseries War and Remembrance (Herman Wouk) from the 80s also did a good job of it. Youz kin see it on da Utoobz.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 06, 2024 08:14 AM (dg+HA)

56 Today is National Nurses Day.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 06, 2024 08:16 AM (NpAcC)

57 Breaking911 @Breaking911 17h
LAWLESSNESS: Brooklyn Supreme Court Justice Matthew Sciarrino has retired and moved to Florida after setting free a career criminal who sucker-punched a mother walking down the street

Posted by: andycanuck (UfUdn) at May 06, 2024 08:17 AM (ZdexC)

58 National Nurses Day?

It's always something.

Posted by: Roseanne Roseannadana at May 06, 2024 08:17 AM (dg+HA)

59 Gay men celebrating sexual fetishes who don't do anything meaningful, wholesome, or good = one month

Nurses = one day

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Little girls dreamt of being moms, women told them not to follow their dreams at May 06, 2024 08:18 AM (SdC0P)

60 Good morning.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 06, 2024 08:18 AM (HnUIn)

61 The Eizatz-groupies
++++
Brutal, JJ.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 06, 2024 08:18 AM (HnUIn)

62 Breaking911 @Breaking911 15h
AT LEAST 23 PEOPLE SHOT — 4 FATALLY — IN CHICAGO WEEKEND SHOOTINGS

Breaking911 @Breaking911 13h
GOOD NEWS ALERT: Man called 911 asking for a happy birthday wish, Boston police officers show up with cake

Posted by: andycanuck (UfUdn) at May 06, 2024 08:18 AM (ZdexC)

63 DeSantis is also making porch piracy a felony.



Big whoop.
Make it a cappable offense like Criminal Mischief at Night.

Drop a few and attitudes will change.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 06, 2024 08:19 AM (nFo4U)

64 who sucker-punched a mother walking down the street

-

This modern equality stuff is so confusing.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Little girls dreamt of being moms, women told them not to follow their dreams at May 06, 2024 08:19 AM (SdC0P)

65 Breaking911 @Breaking911 12h
CBS BOSTON: Massachusetts taxpayers paying millions to house and feed illegal immigrants with little oversight

Investigation found the city was paying $21 for a single spaghetti and hot dog meal

On top of that, the illegals complain about the food

Posted by: andycanuck (UfUdn) at May 06, 2024 08:19 AM (ZdexC)

66 61 The Eizatz-groupies
++++
Brutal, JJ.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 06, 2024 08:18 AM (HnUIn)


I cannot take credit. One of the commenters came up with it. CBD might know who.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 06, 2024 08:19 AM (x0n13)

67 The launches carried out by Hamas adjacent to the Rafah Crossing, located approximately 350 meters from civilian shelters, are a clear example of the terrorist organization’s systematic exploitation of humanitarian facilities and spaces, and their continued use of the Gazan civilian population as human shields,” the Israel Defense Forces (IDF) said in press release Sunday afternoon.
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Yes.

Also, it's clear evidence that there is no such thing as a "humanitarian facility" in Gaza. The "humanitarian" orgs are all part of - or extremely sympathetic toward - Hamas.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 06, 2024 08:20 AM (HnUIn)

68 Hmm. What's the name of JackStraw's vessel??

Breaking911 @Breaking911 9h
Illegals abandon sailboat after beach landing in Hollywood, Florida

The invasion continues
https://is.gd/ntZj17
21 seconds

Posted by: andycanuck (UfUdn) at May 06, 2024 08:21 AM (ZdexC)

69 The Biden [junta] last week halted an ammunition shipment to Israel in a bid to pressure the IDF into abandoning the planned operation in Rafah, Israeli journalist Barak Ravid reported in the new website Axios Sunday.
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This was fairly predictable. There's some noise that Axios got this one wrong, but it doesn't matter. If not this time, then will still happen eventually. We're on a road with a single destination.

That's been my curiosity since this got started: can Israel make it without US weapons? Israel has its own production, designs, etc. - just not enough of it. Or at least, they didn't. I dunno if they can close the gap now, if push came to shove.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 06, 2024 08:22 AM (HnUIn)

70 51 Nuclear energy could help solve our energy problems, but the Saudis, who are the world’s largest oil producers, certainly don’t need to go nuclear to fix any energy shortfalls.

I have read, over recent years, several articles claiming that the Saudi oil fields are about tapped out. Maybe the Saudis believe that want want to position themselves for the aftermath.

Crazy talk that national leaders would think about the future but I guess when you already own everything in the country it's easier to think longterm.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 06, 2024 08:11 AM (IUd0M)


Thanks to technology like fracking, America technically has close to or actually the world's largest reserves that can be readily tapped. That is when we get rid of the Junta. Forever.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 06, 2024 08:22 AM (x0n13)

71 Biden is 21st Century Shitzoid man. Did you see the video yesterday of Jill standing way away while Joe crapped his pants in public?

Posted by: fd at May 06, 2024 08:23 AM (CM7e9)

72 The current expectation is that a deal between Biden and the Saudis will drop the Israeli component and focus on a defense agreement and nuclear power in exchange for cheap oil. Whether Israel is or isn’t on board, a Saudi nuclear agreement is a bad deal for America.
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"Bad for America" is the Party's basic policy requirement. Everything else is open for negotiation, but not that.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 06, 2024 08:23 AM (HnUIn)

73 The one character that really freaked me out in the Holocaust miniseries was the Nazi played by Michael Moriarty… he played the psychopath to chilling perfection. I have to believe that when an actor plays an evil character so well, it probably has a (temporary) negative impact on their own morality… maybe?

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at May 06, 2024 08:23 AM (xT8gx)

74 They're looking for their big break in Hollywood.

Posted by: Like millions before them at May 06, 2024 08:23 AM (dg+HA)

75 It's interesting to see the MS identifying the leaders and outside groups involved in the campus protests. Unlike BLM, where they kept to the narrative of it being an organic uprising, mostly peaceful, very careful to show support.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 06, 2024 08:03 AM (cCVOS)
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The propaganda curation continues apace, "Does this story as presented help the Junta, or hurt it?"

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 06, 2024 08:23 AM (hTr6f)

76 It's also...
National Crepe Suzette Day.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 06, 2024 08:24 AM (NpAcC)

77 Two of the main organizers behind protests at Columbia University and on other campuses are Jewish Voice for Peace and IfNotNow. Both are supported by the Tides Foundation, which is seeded by Democratic megadonor George Soros as well as the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation, and it in turn supports numerous small nonprofits that work for social change.
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Oh what a tangled web we weave
When first we practice to destroy society and remake in our own diabolical image.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 06, 2024 08:24 AM (HnUIn)

78 Today is National Nurses Day.
Posted by: redridinghood

I'll hafta remember that when Da Nurse shows up. (they tell time different where she lives)



Posted by: JT at May 06, 2024 08:24 AM (T4tVD)

79 Speaking of bums, Asheville, NC is busing their homeless drug addicts that they welcomed and created to small rural areas around the area that reject the activity but now have to enforce and deal with the people.

Asheville's newspaper debunked the "myth" by printing an article confirming yes, busing bums out of cities happens and has been happening for years. Comically, they "debunk" it by finding a bum who doesn't know anyone who was ever bused to *Asheville*

https://tinyurl.com/2ujj42yd

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Little girls dreamt of being moms, women told them not to follow their dreams at May 06, 2024 08:24 AM (SdC0P)

80 Gay men celebrating sexual fetishes who don't do anything meaningful, wholesome, or good = one month

Nurses = one day
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Little girls dreamt of being moms, women told them not to follow their dreams at May 06, 2024 08:18 AM (SdC0P)
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Something like a third of the calendar is now some gay thing or another.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 06, 2024 08:25 AM (HnUIn)

81 I cannot take credit. One of the commenters came up with it. CBD might know who.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 06, 2024 08:19 AM (x0n13)
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Ah. Well, whoever it was deserves a prize of some kind.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 06, 2024 08:25 AM (HnUIn)

82 It's also...
National Crepe Suzette Day.
Posted by: redridinghood

I don't know any Suzettes.....

Posted by: JT at May 06, 2024 08:25 AM (T4tVD)

83 Hmm. What's the name of JackStraw's vessel??

Breaking911 @Breaking911 9h
Illegals abandon sailboat after beach landing in Hollywood, Florida

The invasion continues
https://is.gd/ntZj17
21 seconds
Posted by: andycanuck


Are those illegals or Cubans?

Posted by: rickb223 at May 06, 2024 08:26 AM (nFo4U)

84 As Debate Heats Up, the Masks Come Off
-------------------------
William R. Hawkins is a former economics professor who has worked for conservative think tanks and on the Republican staff of the U.S. House Foreign Affairs Committee. He has written widely on international economics and national security issues for both professional and popular publications.


Shockingly /sarc/, an economics guy thinks that permanently funneling hundreds of billions of dollars to a totally not corrupt Ukraine which could totally defeat the Putinist Russians is a wonderful idea.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 06, 2024 08:26 AM (IUd0M)

85 Breaking911 @Breaking911 11h
WATCH: Trump shakes hands with kids at Formula 1 Miami Grand Prix [andy: w/o sniffing them]

https://is.gd/Upcej2
21 seconds

Breaking911 @Breaking911 17h
WATCH: Formula 1 fans greet President Trump with chants of ‘USA!’

https://is.gd/AsBPJZ
14 seconds

Breaking911 @Breaking911
President Trump on scene at Formula 1 Miami [andy: visiting the McLaren team]

https://is.gd/PHxE0m
14 seconds

Posted by: andycanuck (UfUdn) at May 06, 2024 08:26 AM (ZdexC)

86 Biden is 21st Century Shitzoid man. Did you see the video yesterday of Jill standing way away while Joe crapped his pants in public?
Posted by: fd at May 06, 2024 08:23 AM (CM7e9)

I saw that video on X… Brandon pulling a Nadler; Dr Jill’s reaction similar to Pelosi’s in that infamous moment

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at May 06, 2024 08:26 AM (xT8gx)

87 Speaking of bums, Asheville, NC is busing their homeless drug addicts that they welcomed and created to small rural areas around the area that reject the activity but now have to enforce and deal with the people. ...
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Little girls dreamt of being moms, women told them not to follow their dreams at May 06, 2024 08:24 AM (SdC0P)
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Hopefully they're "dealing with it" through arrest and keeping life livable for the locals. It sucks and is expensive, but better than the alternative.

They should send Asheville a bill. Publicly. It won't be paid, but make some waves.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 06, 2024 08:27 AM (HnUIn)

88 I've never had crepe suzette. I'm guessing it's a French meal, no?

Posted by: dantesed at May 06, 2024 08:27 AM (Oy/m2)

89 Suzanne Pleshette >> Crepe Suzette.

Posted by: Could start a boob thread at May 06, 2024 08:28 AM (dg+HA)

90 "DeSantis is also making porch piracy a felony."

The Meatball needs to stop half stepping and just make being a democrat a felony.

More coffee...

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 06, 2024 08:29 AM (4a+k3)

91 Hey! There's a Crap Suzette in my pants. No joke.

Posted by: Joe Biteum at May 06, 2024 08:29 AM (CM7e9)

92 "Bill Maher Rips Biden Student Loan Forgiveness: ‘My Tax Dollars Are Supporting This Jew Hating?’"

Walk away, Bill.
But you won't. You'll continue voting for Biden and the Democrats even though you know their policies suck.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 06, 2024 08:29 AM (NpAcC)

93 76 It's also...
National Crepe Suzette Day.
Posted by: redridinghood at May 06, 2024 08:24 AM (NpAcC)


Pfffft. A hot dog makes me lose control!

Posted by: Zombie Patty Lane at May 06, 2024 08:30 AM (V5BDR)

94 How is stealing Amazon packages that were delivered by the USPS already NOT a felony?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Little girls dreamt of being moms, women told them not to follow their dreams at May 06, 2024 08:30 AM (SdC0P)

95 Maher… playing both sides of the fence.

Posted by: tubal at May 06, 2024 08:30 AM (PCK5/)

96 "Bill Maher Rips Biden Student Loan Forgiveness: ‘My Tax Dollars Are Supporting This Jew Hating?’" ...
Posted by: redridinghood at May 06, 2024 08:29 AM (NpAcC)
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LOL. Oy vey. Yes, Bill, they are. They have been for decades. How the hell do you think college got so expensive, if not for ever-greater amounts of taxpayer money sluicing through it?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 06, 2024 08:31 AM (HnUIn)

97 "DeSantis is also making porch piracy a felony."

The Meatball needs to stop half stepping and just make being a democrat a felony.

More coffee...
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 06, 2024 08:29 AM (4a+k3)

No more half measures, Waltuh — Zombie Mike Ehrmantraut

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at May 06, 2024 08:32 AM (xT8gx)

98 Are those illegals or Cubans?
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Or real pirates??

Posted by: andycanuck (UfUdn) at May 06, 2024 08:32 AM (ZdexC)

99 A pleshette is a female plesh.

Posted by: As any school child can tell you at May 06, 2024 08:33 AM (dg+HA)

100 "American politics is on a dangerous slippery slope." (Follow the money. Xi owns Biden and a huge chunk of DC - jjs)
Biden’s Political Persecution of Trump Damages the U.S. and Aids the PRC
======================
Four years ago, Dave Reaboi wrote "China gave the Biden Penn Center $40 million. What did they get for all that money?"

Now we know.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 06, 2024 08:33 AM (MWUIQ)

101 Has Leftist Lawfare Created the Police State Yet?

------------

To ask is to have answered.

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at May 06, 2024 08:33 AM (3StC9)

102 Mornin’, All. Happy Monday.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 06, 2024 08:34 AM (9yWhg)

103 “There’s chaos on American campuses, a poor jobs report, and Team Biden thought it was a great idea to trot out an actor whose was last hit film was 41 years ago to tell profoundly horrible jokes”

FMH

Posted by: fr at May 06, 2024 08:34 AM (CM7e9)

104 Are those illegals or Cubans?

They are dumb asses who don't know how to sail.

Posted by: pawn at May 06, 2024 08:34 AM (QB+5g)

105 which is seeded by Democratic megadonor George Soros

The guy that worked for the NAZIs in WWII is funding an org that supports Jewish genocide? I'm shocked I tell you shocked.

And let me guess criticizing him is still anti-Semitic right?

Posted by: 18-1 at May 06, 2024 08:34 AM (ibTVg)

106 Marx Still Reigns Supreme. But Why?

Marxism is built on the two strongest foundations in human history. Stupidity and envy.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 06, 2024 08:34 AM (IUd0M)

107 For those who haven't seen? [Lucky Smell-o-Vision doesn't exist for smartphones yet!]

Did Biden shit himself?? DOCTOR Jill doesn't seem to want to be near him after his unusual 'movement'...

End Wokeness @EndWokeness 7h
Yeah, that's definitely a Code Brown

Max @ActiveTake 18h
I've had 5 kids. I know wtf he's doing.

https://tinyurl.com/awcjspp9
6 seconds

Posted by: andycanuck (UfUdn) at May 06, 2024 08:35 AM (ZdexC)

108 What’s the difference between Hispanic and Latino?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 06, 2024 08:35 AM (9yWhg)

109 There’s chaos on American campuses, a poor jobs report, and Team Biden thought it was a great idea to trot out an actor whose was last hit film was 41 years ago to tell profoundly horrible jokes”


And to be clear Hamill had a lead role in Star Wars but he was always the weakest link.

Ford. Fisher. James Earl Jones's voice. That's why people watched the movies...

Posted by: 18-1 at May 06, 2024 08:36 AM (ibTVg)

110 8 I've never had crepe suzette. I'm guessing it's a French meal, no?
Posted by: dantesed at May 06, 2024 08:27 AM (Oy/m2)
********
Flambé styled desert of crepes cooked in orange butter caramel and Grand Marnier and sometimes topped with vanilla ice cream.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 06, 2024 08:36 AM (NpAcC)

111 >>> His charges now include hate crime, assault, and larceny.
https://tinyurl.com/2uuzr2dd
Posted by: Lizzy at May 06, 2024 07:52 AM (cCVOS)
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There are students out there but the instigators and leaders or either paid for or are natural born thugs.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 06, 2024 08:36 AM (lCWOD)

112 Yeah, it's vacuous and ridiculous to have Mark Hamill deliver a press briefing, but face it - during a Democrat Presidency, anyone can be PressSec. Read the canned remarks. Then call on someone who will ask "why does the President work so hard to keep our democracy so sacred? Does totally above-board and definitely real representative government give him the kind of sexual charge that watching him defend it gives us? Or is it just selfless dedication that drives him?"

They should keep it up with these old Hollywood almost-weres. They've done Luke Uses-A-Walker. Maybe they can the get the guy from "Bosom Buddies" next. Not Tom Hanks, though. The other queer, the one nobody remembers. Or the first drummer from the Beatles. Or Mikey from the Life cereal ads.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 06, 2024 08:36 AM (0FoWg)

113 Marxism is typical Utopian nonsense… Utopias always lead to death and misery.

Posted by: tubal at May 06, 2024 08:37 AM (PCK5/)

114 "DeSantis is also making porch piracy a felony."

I remember when videos of people making funny video traps to record porch pirates annoyed was a big thing on youtube. My first question was...wait...why aren't the police just arresting these people?

Posted by: 18-1 at May 06, 2024 08:37 AM (ibTVg)

115 And to be clear Hamill had a lead role in Star Wars but he was always the weakest link.

Ford. Fisher. James Earl Jones's voice. That's why people watched the movies...
Posted by: 18-1 at May 06, 2024 08:36 AM (ibTVg)
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He also more respected his fans than the others, and was a common presence at conventions at the like.

This was a baffling move. He knows the conditions in the country, and is probably smart enough to know that this kind of thing doesn't pull people down off the fence, but just makes a lot of people who loved and respected you and your commitment over the years get very upset. He isn't doing a damn thing for the Party, he's just hurting himself. And it's the way this works now. Cultural revolution out front shoulda told him.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 06, 2024 08:38 AM (HnUIn)

116 during a Democrat Presidency, anyone can be PressSec.

If you stuck a random person in as Republic PressSec I suspect the FNM would know and come with a bunch of questions that could get the person arrested afterwards...

Posted by: 18-1 at May 06, 2024 08:38 AM (ibTVg)

117 I remember when videos of people making funny video traps to record porch pirates annoyed was a big thing on youtube. My first question was...wait...why aren't the police just arresting these people?
Posted by: 18-1 at May 06, 2024 08:37 AM (ibTVg)
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The system hates the victims, too.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 06, 2024 08:38 AM (HnUIn)

118 “A tactic that drags on too long becomes a drag.”

The Fake Proud Boys that march into the scene and then disappear into a bus or subway that is always there, just in time, drops them off down the way, with not a phone or video that captures there getaway.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 06, 2024 08:39 AM (ENQN6)

119 Flambé styled desert of crepes cooked in orange butter caramel and Grand Marnier and sometimes topped with vanilla ice cream.
Posted by: redridinghood


At least Cajuns are honest with their cooking descriptions.

Flambé = blackened

Posted by: rickb223 at May 06, 2024 08:39 AM (nFo4U)

120 What’s the difference between Hispanic and Latino?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 06, 2024 08:35 AM (9yWhg)

About $1400.00 a month.

Posted by: SNAP vote buying scam at May 06, 2024 08:39 AM (4a+k3)

121 Poor Obama -- so narcissistic, neurotic, and incongruent. Such a nowhere man, making all his nowhere plans, desperately hoping DJT won't be re-elected. He's black, he's white, he's gay, he's straight, he's Christian yet loves Iran and the adhan, he was president of the USA for eight years and yet he hates and has often apologized for his country.
====================
"Poor Obama" is sarcastic, but the rest is straight up observable fact.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 06, 2024 08:40 AM (H+q0i)

122 Something like a third of the calendar is now some gay thing or another.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 06, 2024 08:25 AM (HnUIn)

---------------

"We're gonna have to triple the number of days in a year, comrades! #Soon. Every year now is Year Zero ..."

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at May 06, 2024 08:40 AM (3StC9)

123 The Fake Proud Boys that march into the scene and then disappear into a bus or subway that is always there, just in time, drops them off down the way, with not a phone or video that captures there getaway.

The joke is that at any random Klan meeting there are more people on the FedGov health insurance plan then people with racist tattoos nowadays...

Posted by: 18-1 at May 06, 2024 08:40 AM (ibTVg)

124 Wait, people are just now realizing that Mark Hammill's only significant role was that of an orphan boy who was taken in by a religious cult and exhaustively trained to assassinate the head of an elected government in order to throw the entire system into chaos?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Little girls dreamt of being moms, women told them not to follow their dreams at May 06, 2024 08:40 AM (0rQxu)

125 The 2024 Met Gala will take place tonight and will honor the Costume Institute's new exhibition, "Sleeping Beauties: Reawakening Fashion."

Will AOC be there tonight with her Tax the Rich dress or will it be Free Palestine?

Posted by: redridinghood at May 06, 2024 08:40 AM (NpAcC)

126 I think Hamill was either stoned or drunk (or both) and simply took a dare to "crash the party." The guy's pretty much lost his marbles, so this fits.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 06, 2024 08:41 AM (Q4IgG)

127 113 Marxism is typical Utopian nonsense… Utopias always lead to death and misery.
Posted by: tubal at May 06, 2024 08:37 AM (PCK5/)

It has been a while but I think Utopia required that children be taken from families (hinting mother and fathers were killed) and then being raised to perfection by some designated god on earth.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 06, 2024 08:41 AM (ENQN6)

128 Does Latino literally include everyone from a country that speaks a Latin derived language vs Hispanic as a person with most of their ancestry coming from the Iberian peninsula?

Posted by: 18-1 at May 06, 2024 08:41 AM (ibTVg)

129 They should keep it up with these old Hollywood almost-weres. They've done Luke Uses-A-Walker. Maybe they can the get the guy from "Bosom Buddies" next. Not Tom Hanks, though. The other queer, the one nobody remembers. Or the first drummer from the Beatles. Or Mikey from the Life cereal ads.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice


Jerry Mathers - "Shut up Lumpy!"

Posted by: rickb223 at May 06, 2024 08:42 AM (nFo4U)

130 Let's make every crime a felony!!

That will solve the crime problem.

Not.

All it does is further strain our already over-burdened and malfunctioning "Justice" system and further empower the DAs and enrich the criminal attorneys.

Posted by: pawn at May 06, 2024 08:42 AM (QB+5g)

131 Will AOC be there tonight with her Tax the Rich dress or will it be Free Palestine?
Posted by: redridinghood at May 06, 2024 08:40 AM (NpAcC)

Kill the Rich Jews I hear is the Uniform of the Day.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 06, 2024 08:42 AM (ENQN6)

132 In Star Wars the nominal heros, the Jedi, are the villains.

Same thing in The Last Samurai actually.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 06, 2024 08:42 AM (ibTVg)

133 Can we start a “go ammunition me” for IDF?

Posted by: Bang-a-gong at May 06, 2024 08:43 AM (SRiFu)

134 The 2024 Met Gala will take place tonight and will honor the Costume Institute's new exhibition, "Sleeping Beauties: Reawakening Fashion."



1950's cone bras!

Posted by: rickb223 at May 06, 2024 08:43 AM (nFo4U)

135 You know how Biden can guarantee the IDF will not go into Rafah? Because they're halting shipments of munitions and materiel that the IDF needs at this crucial juncture.

I'm sure the MIC will be pleased with the drop in sales. Its this kind of crap where Israel, if their leadership has any brains at all, will seek second and third suppliers, and then dissolve contracts with their crappy and manipulative ones.

Since the former US and the debased West has lost much of its industrial capability and due to a legion of other self-imposed dysfunctions likely to keep shedding off more and more, Israel would be much better served get cozy with BRICS.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at May 06, 2024 08:43 AM (4HcMG)

136 Max @ActiveTake 18h
I've had 5 kids. I know wtf he's doing.

https://tinyurl.com/awcjspp9
6 seconds
Posted by: andycanuck
--------------------------------

Dancing, dancing, dancing on the White House lawn.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 06, 2024 08:43 AM (lCWOD)

137 Maybe Hamill was permanently brain damaged when the wreck that destroyed his face occured… that does not explain Wil Wheaton though…

Posted by: tubal at May 06, 2024 08:43 AM (PCK5/)

138 They should keep it up with these old Hollywood almost-weres. They've done Luke Uses-A-Walker. Maybe they can the get the guy from "Bosom Buddies" next. Not Tom Hanks, though. The other queer, the one nobody remembers. Or the first drummer from the Beatles. Or Mikey from the Life cereal ads.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 06, 2024 08:36 AM (0FoWg)
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LOL. Peter Scolari, I think.

I know that for some reason. There's some piece of information - something actually important - that failed to burrow into my brain because I know that Peter Scolari was in "Bosom Buddies." If it weren't for all the cruft up there, I'd probably be a genius or something.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 06, 2024 08:44 AM (HnUIn)

139 "Ozempic Face" Destroying the Hollywood Beautiful People?

Oh no... anyway.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 06, 2024 08:44 AM (IUd0M)

140 Thank you, JJ.

Posted by: uniparty, Raping and Mutilating the Children They do not Kill at May 06, 2024 08:45 AM (gxokI)

141 Rasmussen: 64 % of likely voters want Biden to go swim in a riptide.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 06, 2024 08:45 AM (H+q0i)

142 Huh, Bernard Hill would have been in his upper 50s when LOTR was filmed. He looked much older to me at the time.

Posted by: pookysgirl, not a silver screen expert at May 06, 2024 08:45 AM (dtlDP)

143 The Schwartz is no longer with him, he's just a schvantz.

Posted by: Yogurt at May 06, 2024 08:45 AM (Vf0uo)

144 Bill Maher: I’m Retiring from Stand-Up Comedy

Bill Maher was a comic?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 06, 2024 08:45 AM (IUd0M)

145 "Ozempic Face" Destroying the Hollywood Beautiful People?

Oh no... anyway.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 06, 2024 08:44 AM (IUd0M)
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Yup. Ozempic causes you shed weight like nobody's business, but your face caves in.

"Whoa, when did X turn into Skeletor?"
"X" is using Ozempic. Bank on it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 06, 2024 08:45 AM (HnUIn)

146 Jerry Mathers - "Shut up Lumpy!"
Posted by: rickb223 at May 06, 2024 08:42 AM (nFo4U)


My name's Clarence.

Posted by: Zombie Frank Bank at May 06, 2024 08:46 AM (V5BDR)

147 I read that IMCO is going to take up the slack for the IDF.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 06, 2024 08:46 AM (lCWOD)

148 Max @ActiveTake
I've had 5 kids. I know wtf he's doing. ...
Posted by: andycanuck (UfUdn) at May 06, 2024 08:35 AM (ZdexC)
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Uh, yeah.

But I'm more upset due to the fact that, based on the word choice, one or more of this guy's five kids died. Biden is a national tragedy, but that's a personal tragedy.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 06, 2024 08:47 AM (HnUIn)

149 Yup. Ozempic causes you shed weight like nobody's business, but your face caves in.

As you get older you lose some of the natural filler in your face.

If you have some weight on you it isn't as obvious, but if you have a low body fat measurement often it does...

Which I guess means if you want to maximize your looks as you get older you'd keep eating but also work out so some of that fat becomes muscle on your body but not aim for the "waif" look anymore.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 06, 2024 08:48 AM (ibTVg)

150 They should keep it up with these old Hollywood almost-weres. They've done Luke Uses-A-Walker. Maybe they can the get the guy from "Bosom Buddies" next. Not Tom Hanks, though. The other queer, the one nobody remembers. Or the first drummer from the Beatles. Or Mikey from the Life cereal ads.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 06, 2024 08:36 AM (0FoWg)

-------------

Rob Reiner and Keith Olbermann as Co-Press Secretaries for the FPM (Full Psychopathy Monty)!

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at May 06, 2024 08:48 AM (3StC9)

151 I think Hamill was either stoned or drunk (or both) and simply took a dare to "crash the party." The guy's pretty much lost his marbles, so this fits.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 06, 2024 08:41 AM (Q4IgG)
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Being forced by Disney to promote The Last Jedi broke his spirit.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 06, 2024 08:48 AM (7fElN)

152 I wish somehow DeSantis is his veep pick.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 06, 2024 07:53 AM (x0n13)


He should be AG or he should stay in Florida.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 06, 2024 08:50 AM (IUd0M)

153 Looking at the careers of the other main star wars actors Hamill was always a disappointment.

Ford became one of the top actors in the world
Fisher had a good but not a great career but that's because of the drugs.
And James Earl Jones's voice wasn't as successful as Morgan Freeman's but you did hear it often...

Hamill? The guy should have had any whiny young adult role he wanted for the next 20 years...

Posted by: 18-1 at May 06, 2024 08:50 AM (ibTVg)

154 He should be AG or he should stay in Florida.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 06, 2024 08:50 AM (IUd0M)
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Concur. Or minister without portfolio,.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 06, 2024 08:50 AM (HnUIn)

155 Huh, Bernard Hill would have been in his upper 50s when LOTR was filmed. He looked much older to me at the time.
Posted by: pookysgirl, not a silver screen expert at May 06, 2024 08:45 AM (dtlDP)
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Saruman, through Wormtongue, really got to him...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 06, 2024 08:50 AM (7fElN)

156 Are any of the weapons we are shipping Israel weapons they need to get from us?


Theybare not using anything that they do not mfr and should not have supplies of stored.

Posted by: N at May 06, 2024 08:50 AM (RjBju)

157 "Americans Don’t Need Kamala to Be Our "Momala"

She won't even wipe my butt.

Posted by: President PoopyPants at May 06, 2024 08:51 AM (CM7e9)

158 Fred Rutherford was a wonderful stuffy character and a real plus for LITB. His mailbox had "Rancho Rutherford" on it.

Posted by: Zombie Miss Landers at May 06, 2024 08:51 AM (V5BDR)

159 Hamill? The guy should have had any whiny young adult role he wanted for the next 20 years...
Posted by: 18-1 at May 06, 2024 08:50 AM (ibTVg)
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Not everyone can be winners like that.

Posted by: Fred Savage at May 06, 2024 08:51 AM (HnUIn)

160 Latinos speak Latin. Hispanics speak with a hisp.

Posted by: Wait that's not right at May 06, 2024 08:51 AM (dg+HA)

161 Patrick Stewart was in I, Claudius I think…

Posted by: tubal at May 06, 2024 08:52 AM (PCK5/)

162 Greedy’ Meghan Markle is ‘being laughed out of Hollywood’ by A-listers: source

tinyurl.com/4fdykucv

Posted by: redridinghood at May 06, 2024 08:52 AM (NpAcC)

163 Latinos speak Latin

Priests? Hate those guys.

Posted by: Some Demon at May 06, 2024 08:53 AM (ibTVg)

164 161 Patrick Stewart was in I, Claudius I think…
Posted by: tubal
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He played the backdoor.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 06, 2024 08:53 AM (lCWOD)

165 Hamill reached his peak in "Corvette Summer" playing a stupid jerk with no future.

Posted by: fd at May 06, 2024 08:53 AM (CM7e9)

166 I remember when videos of people making funny video traps to record porch pirates annoyed was a big thing on youtube. My first question was...wait...why aren't the police just arresting these people?

Because the only thing law school graduates are capable of prosecuting are process crimes. Anything that deals with the ambiguity of morality and ethics is an enigma to this last couple generations of lawyers.

A cop could pull over a known thief with a backseat filled with stolen car radios, and the prosecution wouldn't take the case because the defense could argue that the crim was a repairman and the prosecution fails to prove the radios are stolen. This takes time and effort. Much easier to bust someone for violating a process, being delinquent on a tax, not securing the proper documents. Doesn't require any effort at all and with today's juries leaves no "reasonable doubt".

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at May 06, 2024 08:53 AM (4HcMG)

167 Will AOC be there tonight with her Tax the Rich dress or will it be Free Palestine?

Posted by: redridinghood at May 06, 2024 08:40 AM (NpAcC)

--------------

"Eat the Jews!"

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at May 06, 2024 08:53 AM (3StC9)

168 "Biden’s Cognitive Decline Is Getting Worse, and His Campaign’s New Strategy Proves It"

Joe hasn't made a foreign trip in over seven months. His last was to Israel in mid-October. This is the longest Joe POTUS has gone without making an overseas trip. (Gee, I wonder why?)

He is scheduled to be back on the international stage later this month. To attend the QUAD Conference in New Delhi. Next he is scheduled to attend the 80th D-Day Anniversary events in France. Then he goes to Italy in mid-June for the annual G-7 Summit. Then nothing until mid-November. How will Joe perform? How many verbal gaffes will the handlers have to clean-up? Can he attend all the meetings and ceremonies and dinners? We shall see.

Posted by: Gref at May 06, 2024 08:54 AM (5fDan)

169 >>WTF does lab-grown meat have to do with Government?


Ya know, I just can't care about this given all the sh#t Biden is doing to us. Why is De Santis as or more evil than almost every Democrat in office trying to micromanage our lives in step w/WEF/UN goals?
*shrugs*

Posted by: Lizzy at May 06, 2024 08:54 AM (cCVOS)

170 NEW BIDEN SHART VIDEO!

Politi_Rican 🇵🇷 𝕏 🇺🇸 @TheRicanMemes
Oh no 💩🤢

https://is.gd/4WL1MA
4 seconds

Posted by: andycanuck (UfUdn) at May 06, 2024 08:54 AM (ZdexC)

171 Patrick Stewart was in I, Claudius I think…
Posted by: tubal at May 06, 2024 08:52 AM (PCK5/)
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Not the only Star Trek star to take on a serious role like that.

William Shatner starred in a movie about Star Trek fans, where William Shatner (he played "himself") enlists their aid to help him put on his one-man musical version of Julius Caesar.

https://youtu.be/73tjF0bzAi4

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 06, 2024 08:54 AM (HnUIn)

172 "Scientists observe orangutan use plant to heal a wound."

**********

Also:

"CDC denounces plant poultice as untested for this purpose. Potentially dangerous, spokesman says."

"FDA endorses Pfizer Oraanguwound™ mRNA vaccine as treatment of choice for simian face wounds as Safe and effective, spokesman says."

"HHS announces Oraanguwound™ vaccine mandate for all orangutans over six months of age."

"Young healthy orangutan professional soccer player dies suddenly during match. Cause of death unknown."

Posted by: Muldoon at May 06, 2024 08:55 AM (l4B/J)

173 Which I guess means if you want to maximize your looks as you get older you'd keep eating but also work out so some of that fat becomes muscle on your body but not aim for the "waif" look anymore.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 06, 2024 08:48 AM (ibTVg)

That's my problem with losing weight. I lose it in my face first, and that's the one place I *really* don't need thinner.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 06, 2024 08:55 AM (XjtdB)

174 I wish somehow DeSantis is his veep pick.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 06, 2024 07:53 AM (x0n13)

He should be AG or he should stay in Florida.
=======================
He's a good pick for the office of "MAGA Torquemada"

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 06, 2024 08:55 AM (H+q0i)

175
"Eat the Jews!"
Posted by: ShainS




Is that kosher?

Is there any difference between kosher and halal

Posted by: N at May 06, 2024 08:55 AM (RjBju)

176 “CO2 is the only source of the chemical element carbon for all life on Earth, be it for plants, animals or fungi and bacteria — through photosynthesis and food chains.”

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 06, 2024 08:55 AM (ENQN6)

177 What's the difference between a right-wing and a left-wing Police State?
Posted by: pawn at May 06, 2024 08:08 AM (QB+5g)


This is a serious question, not a dig.

Can someone give me an example of anything DeSantis has done, which reduced the power of the state? I thought about this the other day, while the stuff he does resonates with the right, it all further empowers the government.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 06, 2024 08:55 AM (IUd0M)

178 Will AOC be there tonight with her Tax the Rich dress or will it be Free Palestine?

She's going to show up in a micro "Tax the Rich" mini and get in an argument with Kirsten Gillibrand when the later pulls it up because Kirsten complains she can see Alexandra's wallet sticking out of her skirt...

Posted by: 18-1 at May 06, 2024 08:56 AM (ibTVg)

179 168 "Biden’s Cognitive Decline Is Getting Worse, and His Campaign’s New Strategy Proves It"
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Pooping on the lawn is not a good strategy.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 06, 2024 08:56 AM (lCWOD)

180 Columbia University has decided to cancel their graduation commencement ceremonies.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 06, 2024 08:56 AM (NpAcC)

181

https://is.gd/4WL1MA
4 seconds

Posted by: andycanuck (UfUdn) at May 06, 2024 08:54 AM


OMG
💩

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 06, 2024 08:56 AM (RKVpM)

182 They should keep it up with these old Hollywood almost-weres. They've done Luke Uses-A-Walker. Maybe they can the get the guy from "Bosom Buddies" next. Not Tom Hanks, though. The other queer, the one nobody remembers. Or the first drummer from the Beatles. Or Mikey from the Life cereal ads.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice



Danger Will Robinson! Danger! Don't answer that question!

Posted by: rickb223 at May 06, 2024 08:56 AM (nFo4U)

183 >>Hamill? The guy should have had any whiny young adult role he wanted for the next 20 years...

He's created quite a career voicing characters in video games, the Joker in particular.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 06, 2024 08:57 AM (cCVOS)

184 Mudpants doesn't disappoint.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 06, 2024 08:57 AM (R4t5M)

185 Maybe Hamill was permanently brain damaged when the wreck that destroyed his face occured… that does not explain Wil Wheaton though…
Posted by: tubal at May 06, 2024 08:43 AM (PCK5/)

I'll get you, Wil Wheaton!

Posted by: Dr. Sheldon Cooper PHD at May 06, 2024 08:57 AM (iODuv)

186 Columbia University has decided to cancel their graduation commencement ceremonies.
Posted by: redridinghood


Screw that. Cancel graduation. Completely.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 06, 2024 08:57 AM (nFo4U)

187 177 What's the difference between a right-wing and a left-wing Police State?
Posted by: pawn at May 06, 2024 08:08 AM (QB+5g)
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The uniforms, silly.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 06, 2024 08:57 AM (lCWOD)

188 He's created quite a career voicing characters in video games, the Joker in particular.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 06, 2024 08:57 AM (cCVOS)

How Apropos

Posted by: It's me donna at May 06, 2024 08:58 AM (Akjoo)

189 What's the difference between a right-wing and a left-wing Police State?

I'd guess the former generally looks like say Franco's Spain or Pinochet's Argentina.

But..."right wing police" states really aren't. Yes they'll round up political opposition, but unlike leftwing police states they aren't trying to change human nature.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 06, 2024 08:58 AM (ibTVg)

190 Columbia University has decided to cancel their graduation commencement ceremonies.
Posted by: redridinghood at May 06, 2024 08:56 AM (NpAcC)
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It's 2024.

The better students - the ones who managed to matriculate and then graduate in four years, against the designs of the university - who now won't get a graduation ceremony are the same students who didn't get a graduation ceremony in 2020 when they finished high school.

I suspect there will be some deep-seated bitterness at this point.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 06, 2024 08:58 AM (HnUIn)

191 He ate the plant again the next day. Eight days after his injury, his wound was fully closed.

-

You know, if we had any scientists around...

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Little girls dreamt of being moms, women told them not to follow their dreams at May 06, 2024 08:59 AM (SdC0P)

192 Has hamil done anything since he had the john boy bit in the waltons

Posted by: N at May 06, 2024 08:59 AM (RjBju)

193 Latinos speak Latin. Hispanics speak with a hisp.
Posted by: Wait that's not right at May 06, 2024 08:51 AM (dg+HA)

The marxists always want to group all the savages from south of the border as one monolithic group all marching in lock step to El Deguello while taking back America del norte from YT.

The truth is Messicans hate the Guats who hate the El Salvadorians who hate the Hondorians who hate the Columbiaians who hate the Cubans, etc, etc,.

The only thing they all agree on is everyone hates the Haitians and Canadians.

More coffee...

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 06, 2024 08:59 AM (4a+k3)

194 Good morning everyone. Thank you J.J. - continued prayers for you.

Verse for the Day:

"For I am not ashamed of the gospel. It is the power of God for the salvation of everyone who believes: for Jew first, and then Greek. For in it is revealed the righteousness of God from faith to faith; as it is written, "The one who is righteous by faith will live."
— Romans 1:16-17

Posted by: Tonypete at May 06, 2024 08:59 AM (Tckfm)

195 What's the difference between a right-wing and a left-wing Police State?
Posted by: pawn at May 06, 2024 08:08 AM (QB+5g)

This is a serious question, not a dig.

Can someone give me an example of anything DeSantis has done, which reduced the power of the state? I thought about this the other day, while the stuff he does resonates with the right, it all further empowers the government.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic



Left wing police states - Nazi Germany, East Germany, Russia, Asia, China

Right wing police states -

Posted by: rickb223 at May 06, 2024 08:59 AM (nFo4U)

196 >>Columbia University has decided to cancel their graduation commencement ceremonies.


Aaaand that is exactly what the protestors wanted.
Good job, Columbia, for letting the heckler's veto destroy a graduation ceremony to kids who were also denied a HS graduation ceremony.

Don't be surprised when Gen Z rejects all authority and rolls over aging Boomers without a second thought.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 06, 2024 09:00 AM (cCVOS)

197 Can someone give me an example of anything DeSantis has done, which reduced the power of the state? I thought about this the other day, while the stuff he does resonates with the right, it all further empowers the government.

He stopped vaxports, perhaps the greatest proposed expansion of government power since err...ever? in America.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 06, 2024 09:00 AM (ibTVg)

198 What's the difference between a right-wing and a left-wing Police State?
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Right wing police states can't exist. I guess at some point you could eventually get anarchy, but I don't think that can truly exist, either.

"Limiting state intrusion and maximizing freedom at the individual level" sort of works against the whole police state thing, though.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Little girls dreamt of being moms, women told them not to follow their dreams at May 06, 2024 09:00 AM (SdC0P)

199 Thx JJ, morning all. Columbia is cancelling it's graduation ceremonies. Nothing like caving in to the mob

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 06, 2024 09:00 AM (5S+sK)

200 172 "Young healthy orangutan professional soccer player dies suddenly during match. Cause of death unknown."
Posted by: Muldoon at May 06, 2024 08:55 AM (l4B/J)


Orange Man Bad vs Orangutan Bad.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 06, 2024 09:01 AM (x0n13)

201 Biden schedule today:

Breakfast and daily brief at 9 AM
Leave Delaware to travel to White House
Lunch with Jordanian King at 1 PM
Cinco De Mayo WH staff party at 5:30
Bed at 6

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 06, 2024 09:01 AM (jnR7m)

202 Hopefully they're "dealing with it" through arrest and keeping life livable for the locals. It sucks and is expensive, but better than the alternative.

The alternative is access to a back hoe or the swamp lands around a muddy river.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at May 06, 2024 09:01 AM (4HcMG)

203


More Dorothy. Less Mark.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 06, 2024 09:02 AM (x0n13)

204 Died of Suddenly

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Little girls dreamt of being moms, women told them not to follow their dreams at May 06, 2024 09:03 AM (SdC0P)

205 That's how it's done.

https://tinyurl.com/4n5bwdxc

Posted by: JackStraw at May 06, 2024 09:03 AM (LkLld)

206 Ah the Boomers… the oldest are what? 78 going on 79, the youngest 64 going on 65. The next oldest excoriated group is now eligible for social security. The beat goes on, to use a Boomer song analogy.

Posted by: tubal at May 06, 2024 09:03 AM (PCK5/)

207 hamil's most romantic scene was kissing his sister

Posted by: N at May 06, 2024 09:04 AM (RjBju)

208 JackStraw, you should link and draw attention to the China / Africa video.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Little girls dreamt of being moms, women told them not to follow their dreams at May 06, 2024 09:04 AM (SdC0P)

209 Don't be surprised when Gen Z rejects all authority and rolls over aging Boomers without a second thought.

The youngest Boomer is sixty. In Government and Sinecure years, that is ten normal years into a defined benefit retirement plan.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at May 06, 2024 09:04 AM (4HcMG)

210 Disturbing photo up top to say the least.

Posted by: dantesed at May 06, 2024 09:04 AM (Oy/m2)

211 William Shatner starred in a movie about Star Trek fans, where William Shatner (he played "himself") enlists their aid to help him put on his one-man musical version of Julius Caesar.
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I've seen a video clip of him playing Brutus at Stratford, Ontario's Shakespeare Festival so he's done that before.

Posted by: andycanuck (UfUdn) at May 06, 2024 09:05 AM (ZdexC)

212
I had to sit through my daughters graduation ceremony and it sucked. The audience received a lecture about the Tuskegee airmen medical experiment as if we were the white devils who performed it.

My daughter after it ended, "Bet you really enjoyed that Dad."

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 06, 2024 09:05 AM (RKVpM)

213 From the WSJ article:
The National Students for Justice in Palestine, or NSJPhas for months called on students to stand strong against colleges until they divest themselves of investments in entities doing business with Israel. Its social-media pages have become a scroll of encouragement to protesting students, with videos showing activity at encampments and around the world. As early as October, NSJP was promoting a “day of resistance” with demonstrations at colleges.

Over time, the messages from the national group became more pointed. “The Student Movement for Palestinian Liberation will not be silenced; we will escalate until our demands are met,” NSJP posted on social media on April 25.

On April 29, the group announced a new chant on social media: “No divestment, no commencement.”University administrators have been concerned that coming graduations could be interrupted by protesters.


Columbia and other schools should not be giving in to these thugs.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 06, 2024 09:05 AM (cCVOS)

214 The Lord of The Rings Actor Bernard Hill Dies at 79

*******

Tolkien makes his firsst appearance in JJ'ss original post. Always bet the 'under' whenbetting on a Tolkien mention. ALWAYS.!

Posted by: That guy who says "Always bet the 'under' at May 06, 2024 09:05 AM (l4B/J)

215 Yassir Arafat was gay, in fact liked boys, so he doesn't wouldn't care that AOC has a big juicy booty...

Posted by: Alex Stein (not really) at May 06, 2024 09:05 AM (ibTVg)

216 "Can someone give me an example of anything DeSantis has done, which reduced the power of the state? I thought about this the other day, while the stuff he does resonates with the right, it all further empowers the government.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic


This is my point exactly.

Posted by: pawn at May 06, 2024 09:05 AM (QB+5g)

217 The two people who made the first Star Wars great:
Alec Guiness;
John Williams.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 06, 2024 09:05 AM (9yWhg)

218 The truth is Messicans hate the Guats who hate the El Salvadorians who hate the Hondorians who hate the Columbiaians who hate the Cubans, etc, etc,.

AWFLS shouldn't project that their DEI is what everyone craves.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at May 06, 2024 09:05 AM (4HcMG)

219 That's how it's done.

https://tinyurl.com/4n5bwdxc
Posted by: JackStraw

He referred to his "Mom" - he should have said 'BIRTHING PERSON!!!!!"

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
-- Purple haired harridans

Posted by: Tonypete at May 06, 2024 09:06 AM (Tckfm)

220 I had to sit through my daughters graduation ceremony and it sucked. The audience received a lecture about the Tuskegee airmen medical experiment as if we were the white devils who performed it.

The people lecturing you and us in general about the Tuskegee experiment also were fine with forcing people to take the clot shot and refusing them IVM...

Posted by: 18-1 at May 06, 2024 09:07 AM (ibTVg)

221 End Wokeness
@EndWokeness

Christo (76) and Christa (73) Morrison were tortured and kiIIed on their farm right near Bloemfontein last week.

The farmhouse was full of bIood.. Christa was found in a septic tank. Christo was found in a ditch. Both were disfigured.

4th South African farm attack in 1 week.

tinyurl.com/4e4zzn6m

Posted by: redridinghood at May 06, 2024 09:08 AM (NpAcC)

222 >>William Shatner starred in a movie about Star Trek fans, where William Shatner (he played "himself") enlists their aid to help him put on his one-man musical version of Julius Caesar.


Also an unexpected cameo is a silly yet enjoyable film, Fanboys.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 06, 2024 09:08 AM (cCVOS)

223 The youngest Boomer is sixty. In Government and Sinecure years, that is ten normal years into a defined benefit retirement plan.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at May 06, 2024 09:04 AM (4HcMG)
++++
If there is to be a war of generations - and I doubt there will be, and it is more likely to be a war of ideology or a war of despair - it will be X+Z vs M.

The Boomers were a mega-generation. It gave us part of X (Silents the rest) and the Millennials. X (and a handful of leading-edge Millennials) gave us Z. The Millennials are a mega-generation (the last one). X and Z are small. They'd have to team up to go after the Millennials, especially because the Ms are enthusiastically supported and loved by the Boomers, who would hurl resources at them.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 06, 2024 09:08 AM (HnUIn)

224 The Lord of The Rings Actor Bernard Hill Dies at 79

********

Funeral procession accompanied by "Yakety Sax"...?


Oh never mind, I thought it said Benny.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 06, 2024 09:08 AM (l4B/J)

225 The big ass thing was a way for minorities to hate the whites.

Nobody wants a girl with an ass so big that she needs someone to wipe the thing for her

Posted by: N at May 06, 2024 09:08 AM (RjBju)

226 So Disney had to get rid of its DEI hire Godwin at ABC. Shocked , shocked I say. Oh , and cue Nelson Muntz

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 06, 2024 09:08 AM (5S+sK)

227 Rather than make DeSantis VP, I think Trump should make him a Federalism Czar acting as a clearinghouse for passing good ideas along to other governors and aiding in removing federal barriers to state actions.

It would give him a prominent role in the administration and also play to his strengths.

Posted by: Art Rondelet of Malmsey at May 06, 2024 09:09 AM (9tuTb)

228 Can someone give me an example of anything DeSantis has done, which reduced the power of the state? I thought about this the other day, while the stuff he does resonates with the right, it all further empowers the government.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic

At this point, anything that empowers the state governments against the federal government is a net positive.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 06, 2024 09:09 AM (9yWhg)

229 @EndWokeness
Christo (76) and Christa (73) Morrison were tortured and kiIIed on their farm right near Bloemfontein last week.

The farmhouse was full of bIood.. Christa was found in a septic tank. Christo was found in a ditch. Both were disfigured.

4th South African farm attack in 1 week. ...
Posted by: redridinghood at May 06, 2024 09:08 AM (NpAcC)
++++
It's politically incorrect to talk about the slow-motion collapse - a collapse with all the trimmings, including state-sanctioned murder of whites - in South Africa.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 06, 2024 09:10 AM (HnUIn)

230 The Boomers were a mega-generation. It gave us part of X (Silents the rest) and the Millennials. X (and a handful of leading-edge Millennials) gave us Z. The Millennials are a mega-generation (the last one). X and Z are small.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

This is so confusing to me. I don't even understand the terms. Tonypete's entire categories are:

1. Good Guy/Gal
2. Asshoe

Posted by: Tonypete at May 06, 2024 09:10 AM (Tckfm)

231 Nobody wants a girl with an ass so big that she needs someone to wipe the thing for her
Posted by: N at May 06, 2024 09:08 AM (RjBju)

***

Go on...

Posted by: Frank Gifford at May 06, 2024 09:11 AM (ZV+pB)

232 New York Post @nypost May 4
CNN legal analyst, caught Zoom masturbator Jeffrey Toobin once offered cash to abort his son after impregnating his co-worker’s daughter: report trib.al/AjMwLx2

Catturd ™ @catturd2 May 4
Zoom Dick beat the odds and was rehired by CNN but it looks like this could rub them the wrong way and he could be out of a job again by the stroke of midnight.

Posted by: andycanuck (UfUdn) at May 06, 2024 09:11 AM (ZdexC)

233 Ah the Boomers… the oldest are what? 78 going on 79, the youngest 64 going on 65. The next oldest excoriated group is now eligible for social security. The beat goes on, to use a Boomer song analogy.
Posted by: tubal


60 going on 61. (1964)

Posted by: rickb223 at May 06, 2024 09:12 AM (nFo4U)

234 CNN legal analyst, caught Zoom masturbator Jeffrey Toobin once offered cash to abort his son after impregnating his co-worker’s daughter:

Remember these people are your moral betters and should be choosing how you get to live your life..

Posted by: 18-1 at May 06, 2024 09:13 AM (ibTVg)

235 This is so confusing to me. I don't even understand the terms. Tonypete's entire categories are:

1. Good Guy/Gal
2. Asshoe
Posted by: Tonypete at May 06, 2024 09:10 AM (Tckfm)
++++
Surely, yes. There are different concentrations in the different generations, though.

On the plus side, the entire "generation" concept is now played out. Alpha is the first true post-generational generation. The whole thing was an aberration. Giant monolithic population age distribution is a consequence of the War. The real world isn't neat like that, and it's all mixed up. It took a few generations (human generations) to get mixed up again, but it finally has. The idea of "A Generation" is not relevant from this point forward.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 06, 2024 09:13 AM (HnUIn)

236 >>Don't be surprised when Gen Z rejects all authority and rolls over aging Boomers without a second thought.

Gen Z is too busy wondering whether they are a dude or a chick.

Gen Z should worry more about teenagers who are going to go all Uncle Bossey on them and barbeque them.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 06, 2024 09:13 AM (LkLld)

237
Posted by: andycanuck (UfUdn) at May 06, 2024 09:11 AM (ZdexC)

Hash fight!

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 06, 2024 09:13 AM (RKVpM)

238 "The Georgia Rivian plant has faced criticism since its inception, being named the “Worst Economic Development Deal of the Year” by the Center for Economic Accountability (CEA) in 2022"

I knew the deal was crap from the moment I heard about it. Kemp and the Atlanta crowd forced this on us. What a piece of crap he turned out to be. Still, better than Abrams, I guess.

Posted by: fd at May 06, 2024 09:13 AM (CM7e9)

239 It's politically incorrect to talk about the slow-motion collapse - a collapse with all the trimmings, including state-sanctioned murder of whites - in South Africa.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 06, 2024 09:10 AM (HnUIn)

Concur. Has anyone called for boycotting South Africa until the savages stop acting like democrats.

The horror, the horror...

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 06, 2024 09:14 AM (4a+k3)

240 It's politically incorrect to talk about the slow-motion collapse - a collapse with all the trimmings, including state-sanctioned murder of whites - in South Africa.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 06, 2024 09:10 AM (HnUIn)
*******
Someone posted a meme that says, "White people, the only race you can legally discriminate against."

Posted by: redridinghood at May 06, 2024 09:14 AM (NpAcC)

241 I knew the deal was crap from the moment I heard about it. Kemp and the Atlanta crowd forced this on us. What a piece of crap he turned out to be. Still, better than Abrams, I guess.
Posted by: fd at May 06, 2024 09:13 AM (CM7e9)
++++
Yeah, but it's only a matter of degrees.

Does it require a subsidy, support or partnership from or with the government? If so, it's a bad deal. Whether it's an EV plant, or a chip factory, or a stadium, or a clinic. It doesn't matter. They're all bad deals.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 06, 2024 09:15 AM (HnUIn)

242 Ugh, sorry I mentioned the Boomers - didn't want to kick off a generation feud. Was attempting to shorthand that they will be unceremoniously dumping their elders politically, who both created and perpetuated the childish activism as well as failed to stand up for them during covid, etc.. It includes Gen Xers as well as Boomers.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 06, 2024 09:15 AM (cCVOS)

243 South Africa's biggest trade partner is China so I would guess an American boycott wouldn't do much.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 06, 2024 09:15 AM (ibTVg)

244 Corvette Summer should rightly be venerated like Citizen Kane or Gone With the Wind. CS is very complex and open to interpretation, which is why the Academy ignored it.

Posted by: Arts and Farces at May 06, 2024 09:15 AM (V5BDR)

245 A former student visited me. She's been working for "green" nonprofits. I asked her a few questions, such as what is the "safe" level of CO2 that we're trying to reach. She thought it was a good question, but admitted she didn't know. She's had more than five years to find out the goal of her work.

I wanted to keep things civil, because I honestly care about her. But I was tempted to ask how she could justify flying all over the country (and soon to South America) while we're in a "climate crisis".

BTW I have now experienced an IRL man asking me if I'd give up my voting right to save our country from Democrats. I didn't answer because while I was laughing, the subject of conversation changed.

I opposed giving up the right to practice my religion and to assemble peaceably to "save the country" from Covid. I oppose giving up the right to bear arms to "save our country" from gun violence. Who the hell thinks we'll have any rights if we don't use them?

Posted by: NaughtyPine at May 06, 2024 09:15 AM (fxCK2)

246 It seems that Mills have been skipped in a lot of ways. The politicians are Boomers and X. If you watch anything out of Hollywood, the Big Name talent is short of M and heavy in Boomer and X, with Z filling in the "we need someone young for this role".

X is running most innovative and interesting companies, where as Boomers are slowly rotating out of the aristocratic roles in corporations.

Mills do run and manage businesses, but mostly as NPCs.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at May 06, 2024 09:16 AM (4HcMG)

247 The only thing they all agree on is everyone hates the Haitians and Canadians.
-------
Hey!

Pendejos!

Posted by: andycanuck (UfUdn) at May 06, 2024 09:16 AM (ZdexC)

248 You know, if you're going to get up every morning and make a flaming ass of yourself by categorizing the human race by its birth cohorts, you might try harder to get the cutoff dates right.

Onion, belt, yelling at clouds, waving cane, off lawn.
You're making a sad spectacle of yourselves.
Speaking of sad spectacles, they're up on your forehead.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at May 06, 2024 09:17 AM (zdLoL)

249 "In a shocking incident in Northern Ireland, a man in his 20s was discovered with his hands nailed to a fence, each hand pierced by a nail, in an attack that also saw two vans set on fire."
Man Found With Hands Nailed to Fence, Van Set on Fire in "Sinister" Northern Ireland Attack


Was the victim's name sheamus o'drinks a lot, or mohamad i'll kill you? The answer will impact my gaf meter significantly.

Posted by: BifBewalski at May 06, 2024 09:17 AM (MsrgL)

250 I saw a clip from Corvette Summer and...it was definitely a different side of Annie Potts. I'm used to her being an older (though she was only 32!), sarcastic woman like in Ghost Busters

Posted by: 18-1 at May 06, 2024 09:17 AM (ibTVg)

251 Speaking of sad spectacles, they're up on your forehead.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver

I needed an early morning chuckle - thank you!!

SNORT

Posted by: Tonypete at May 06, 2024 09:18 AM (Tckfm)

252 Imagine being so fucking stupid you go hundreads of thousands of dollars in debet by the time you are 20 and then you try to burn down the place you owe the money but you limp dick and limp wrists are to lame to even light the match.


That's the scary Gen Z.

Bring it you useless retards. Old man strength will shove your head up your own ass.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 06, 2024 09:18 AM (LkLld)

253 215 Yassir Arafat was gay, in fact liked boys, so he doesn't wouldn't care that AOC has a big juicy booty...
Posted by: Alex Stein (not really) at May 06, 2024 09:05 AM (ibTVg)


She has a joy buzzer as big as a radish.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 06, 2024 09:18 AM (x0n13)

254 Posted by: andycanuck (UfUdn) at May 06, 2024 09:11 AM (ZdexC)

Hash fight!
====
Shit!

Bell must have reset my router again. And I like You FU down! Now it just looks like I can't spell 'index'.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 06, 2024 09:18 AM (ZdexC)

255 >>"In layman’s terms, Ozempic makes the user look like a crack addict who smokes rocks for breakfast, and lunch, and dinner, with snack breaks in between. .


IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE HOLLYWOOD ALREADY SUFFERS FROM 'BOTOX FACE' WITH FROZEN FACES THAT CANNOT SHOW EMOTION.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at May 06, 2024 09:18 AM (cCVOS)

256 It seems that Mills have been skipped in a lot of ways. The politicians are Boomers and X. If you watch anything out of Hollywood, the Big Name talent is short of M and heavy in Boomer and X, with Z filling in the "we need someone young for this role". ...
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at May 06, 2024 09:16 AM (4HcMG)
++++
X is much bigger in industry than in government. There are Xers in government, of course - Ron DeSantis, for example - but they've largely been skipped. The Boomers held on for dear life and are passing the baton right to the Millennials.

It's like the opposite of primogeniture. The younger kids are getting the inheritance.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 06, 2024 09:18 AM (HnUIn)

257 An actual scientific observer would have reported whether the genius orangutan applied the poultice to his face wound 'before' or 'after' flinging poo at the scientists.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 06, 2024 09:19 AM (l4B/J)

258 >>It's politically incorrect to talk about the slow-motion collapse - a collapse with all the trimmings, including state-sanctioned murder of whites - in South Africa.


Instead. We should discuss the Post-Apartheid Government and its inception in the Academic Halls of the West.

The S. African Constitution was written by a Who's Who of Academic 'All Stars'. Championed by the likes of Ruth Bader Ginsberg.

How'd that work out for South Africa?

Posted by: garrett at May 06, 2024 09:19 AM (C3Imp)

259 China will probably like being allied with South Africa for about five minutes. The utter incompetence and corruption of the South African government will lead to nothing but a horrific bloody mess

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 06, 2024 09:19 AM (5S+sK)

260 > "Can someone give me an example of anything DeSantis has done, which reduced the power of the state? I thought about this the other day, while the stuff he does resonates with the right, it all further empowers the government.
____________

Granting oneself or the state powers is a two-way street depending on whether it's the left or right doing it. When the left does it, the right pisses and moans. When the right does it the left riots.

*shrugs*

The entire system is irreparably fucked.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 06, 2024 09:19 AM (Q4IgG)

261 >>During his “Weekend Update” segment, for instance, SNL’s Michael Che dismissed the protests that have occupied administrative buildings and led to thousands of arrests.


Why would you expect more from a guy named "Che"?

Posted by: Lizzy at May 06, 2024 09:20 AM (cCVOS)

262 South Africa's biggest trade partner is China so I would guess an American boycott wouldn't do much.
--------
Visegrád 24 @visegrad24
A Chinese employer working in Africa shows who is boss on the continent.

Many African countries still don’t know what they have gotten themselves into after signing all three commercial agreements with China.

https://tinyurl.com/2zkva9rt
26 seconds; probably NSFW due to violence.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 06, 2024 09:20 AM (ZdexC)

263 More Dorothy. Less Mark.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 06, 2024 09:02 AM (x0n13)

------------

Dorothy Hamill and Janet Lynn skating in those outfits on TV; good times indeed for a pubescent boy ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at May 06, 2024 09:20 AM (3StC9)

264 Boomers are going to send a glut of supply into the solyent green industry

Posted by: N at May 06, 2024 09:20 AM (RjBju)

265 For those who haven't seen? [Lucky Smell-o-Vision doesn't exist for smartphones yet!]

Did Biden shit himself?? DOCTOR Jill doesn't seem to want to be near him after his unusual 'movement'...

End Wokeness @EndWokeness 7h
Yeah, that's definitely a Code Brown

Max @ActiveTake 18h
I've had 5 kids. I know wtf he's doing.

https://tinyurl.com/awcjspp9
6 seconds
Posted by: andycanuck (UfUdn) at May 06, 2024 08:35 AM (ZdexC)



Trump needs to hire a Tuba Quartet to play the Brown Note-

at all of Senile Joe's public appearances.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 06, 2024 09:21 AM (eDfFs)

266 How'd that work out for South Africa?
Posted by: garrett at May 06, 2024 09:19 AM (C3Imp)
++++
Just as well as having a carbon copy of the greatest governing document ever conceived worked out for Liberia.

Scalia made a wonderful point about that. The glory of the American system isn't the Bill of Rights or the Constitution, it's the gridlock and internal power conflict that keeps those things relevant. Once you have a single-party state, nothing matters.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 06, 2024 09:21 AM (HnUIn)

267 Ugh, sorry I mentioned the Boomers - didn't want to kick off a generation feud. Was attempting to shorthand that they will be unceremoniously dumping their elders politically, who both created and perpetuated the childish activism as well as failed to stand up for them during covid, etc.. It includes Gen Xers as well as Boomers.

I think that the marketing derived "generation" labels have some value, mostly as time markers. People are highly mimetic, and they tend to desire those things that they are told they need to desire. The Silent Generation was programmed to desire a modest life, Boomers to desire success, I have no idea what programed X - that is why that generation is most interesting; we all know what programmed M, and Z appears to be completely lost (unless home-schooled) due to so much diversity and multi-culturalism that there is no predominant culture defining Desire.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at May 06, 2024 09:22 AM (4HcMG)

268 Imagine being so fucking stupid you go hundreads of thousands of dollars in debet by the time you are 20 and then you try to burn down the place you owe the money but you limp dick and limp wrists are to lame to even light the match.


That's the scary Gen Z.

Bring it you useless retards. Old man strength will shove your head up your own ass.
Posted by: JackStraw


The want to start a revolution.
They can't even start a lawnmower.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 06, 2024 09:22 AM (nFo4U)

269 Ugh, sorry I mentioned the Boomers




That is what everybody says

Posted by: N at May 06, 2024 09:23 AM (RjBju)

270 Dorothy Hamill and Janet Lynn skating in those outfits on TV; good times indeed for a pubescent boy ...
Posted by: ShainS


I was too young for them. For me, it was Linda Fratianne.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 06, 2024 09:23 AM (9yWhg)

271 saw a clip from Corvette Summer and...it was definitely a different side of Annie Potts. I'm used to her being an older (though she was only 32!), sarcastic woman like in Ghost Busters
Posted by: 18-1 at May 06, 2024 09:17 AM (ibTVg)

I only knew Carol Kane from things like Taxi and Princess Bride. Damn she was sexy in other stuff.

Posted by: ... at May 06, 2024 09:23 AM (cyR1c)

272 They can't even start a lawnmower.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 06, 2024 09:22 AM (nFo4

Work ?!

Posted by: Maynard G. Krebs at May 06, 2024 09:23 AM (Akjoo)

273 chillinois @chiIIum 15h
Remember the broad I was telling you about at my son’s work? The one who kept calling him “Trumper” - yeah, she got fired today for stealing all the petty cash. 😂
Byeeeeee 👋🏼

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 06, 2024 09:24 AM (ZdexC)

274
"In layman’s terms, Ozempic makes the user look like a crack addict who smokes rocks for breakfast, and lunch, and dinner, with snack breaks in between.

That's exactly what Drew Barrymore looked like ass she made her stupid Kamala as Nation['s Kamala statement.

All the hotness of Stage 4 cancer with none of the "side effects".

Nice job, H'wood!

Posted by: naturalfake at May 06, 2024 09:24 AM (eDfFs)

275 The want to start a revolution.
They can't even start a lawnmower.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 06, 2024 09:22 AM (nFo4U)
++++
Don't need to. Regardless of competence, wars are fought by men Gen Z's age.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 06, 2024 09:24 AM (HnUIn)

276 >>>This is so confusing to me. I don't even understand the terms. Tonypete's entire categories are:

1. Good Guy/Gal
2. Asshoe
Posted by: Tonypete
-------------------------

Agreed, it's marketing agitprop.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 06, 2024 09:25 AM (lCWOD)

277 X was mostly programmed by "hard times becoming good times".

Posted by: ... at May 06, 2024 09:25 AM (cyR1c)

278 China will probably like being allied with South Africa for about five minutes. The utter incompetence and corruption of the South African government will lead to nothing but a horrific bloody mess

But what passes as South African governance is mere amateurs to the hard-core professional class reprobates that define Incompetence and Corruption that is found in Babylon DC.

And China bought them for pennies on the dollar and are getting a terrifyingly great ROI.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at May 06, 2024 09:25 AM (4HcMG)

279 I met one of the Tuskegee Airmen when I was in college. Impressive guy.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 06, 2024 09:25 AM (0FoWg)

280 Those piling on the Ozempic craze will be lucky if a caved-in face is the only negative consequence. I know its mechanism is quite different from other weight-loss miracle cures, but that particular category of miracle cures has a 100% track record of very, very nasty intermediate and long-term consequences.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 06, 2024 09:26 AM (HnUIn)

281 Dorothy Hamill and Janet Lynn skating in those outfits on TV; good times indeed for a pubescent boy ...


I was more of a Beatrix Schuba fan, compulsory figures and all.

Posted by: She Speaks Austrian at May 06, 2024 09:26 AM (V5BDR)

282 Ugh.

2nd Kamala = Mamala

Tnx, AC!

Posted by: naturalfake at May 06, 2024 09:27 AM (eDfFs)

283 Agreed, it's marketing agitprop.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 06, 2024 09:25 AM (lCWOD)
++++
Not entirely. The Boomers are real, as is X and the Millennials. It started cracking a bit on Z, and is gone with Alpha. The "Silents" never existed - it was a retroactive application.

The War had social consequences. We quit having kids for a while, then started back up at all once. There is a clear divide around the Boomers. They're real. The Boomers then gave us both most of Gen X and most of the Millennials. Before they got the cute name, the Millennials were called the "Echo Boomers" - the mega-generation that directly replaced the Boomers.

But things are messy in real life. The "generations" concept is not valuable into the future. It's already getting all jumbled up again with Alpha.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 06, 2024 09:28 AM (HnUIn)

284 I was watching some vid complaining about the current crop of shitty movies and couldn't help but notice the "stoicism" attempting to be conveyed by all the women.

They all - especially the supposed heroes - look perennially bored and stonefaced. Like if you could roll your eyes without rolling them, that would be their default.

No wonder movies suck so fucking bad.

Posted by: ... at May 06, 2024 09:28 AM (cyR1c)

285 The second biggest part of the Covid fraud-- after the election rule changes-- was that it gave Biden a pass on campaigning.

By preventing Trump from rallies and campaign stops, it made it easy for Biden not to either.
I mean, it's mind-blowing that we had a "campaign" that was almost entirely digital.
Kneecapping Trump's greatest strength.

The plan was, the trials were to all be set this year to do the same.
NY through summer.
GA from August to September.
The the bombshells of the FL to saturated the air through election.
So all keeping Trump in courts, so all letting Biden hide.
Each with a gag order preventing Trump from mentioning any of them.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 06, 2024 09:29 AM (g9W3m)

286 280 Those piling on the Ozempic craze will be lucky if a caved-in face is the only negative consequence. I know its mechanism is quite different from other weight-loss miracle cures, but that particular category of miracle cures has a 100% track record of very, very nasty intermediate and long-term consequences.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 06, 2024 09:26 AM (HnUIn)

Messing with appetite does seem to be a risky plan. Decline of appetite is usually because someone is sickly.

Posted by: Aunt Baby at May 06, 2024 09:29 AM (V5BDR)

287 It's like the opposite of primogeniture. The younger kids are getting the inheritance.

Its a shame since the X generation seems to be the most competent. Boomers that are competent are enjoying the RV life.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at May 06, 2024 09:29 AM (4HcMG)

288 >>They can't even start a lawnmower.

Absolutely the most useless generation. Take them in a boat offshore and turn off the GPS.

Free, Free, Pales ....


WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!

Take away their cell phones and they will cry themselves to sleep.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 06, 2024 09:29 AM (LkLld)

289 A Chinese employer working in Africa shows who is boss on the continent.
Many African countries still don’t know what they have gotten themselves into after signing all three commercial agreements with China.
https://tinyurl.com/2zkva9rt
26 seconds; probably NSFW due to violence.
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 06, 2024 09:20 AM (ZdexC)

That's the only thing those savages understand is a firm hand and the whip.

Posted by: Kurtz at May 06, 2024 09:30 AM (4a+k3)

290 Its a shame since the X generation seems to be the most competent. Boomers that are competent are enjoying the RV life.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at May 06, 2024 09:29 AM (4HcMG)
++++
X is doing quite well in the business world, they were just crowded out of politics.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 06, 2024 09:30 AM (HnUIn)

291
chillinois @chiIIum 15h
Remember the broad I was telling you about at my son’s work? The one who kept calling him “Trumper” - yeah, she got fired today for stealing all the petty cash. 😂
Byeeeeee


I worked at two places where an employee or supervisor hated my guts. The first place, after I left because I hated the way the supervisor 'adjusted' my work schedule, the supervisor got caught on camera stealing and got fired. The second place the employee bitched about me all the time. After I left she got fired for stealing petty cash.

I seem to suspect that dishonest people don't like honest people. I also suspect that leftists are very dishonest people.

Posted by: Honest Guy at May 06, 2024 09:31 AM (RKVpM)

292 X (Dacey Media) has videos of Canadian troops in full gear, other than visible weapons, in suburban community. Apparently this is a practice exercise for "wellness checks" for the community for the next time there is a heat wave. Amazing.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 06, 2024 09:31 AM (Eur7t)

293 Good morning, J.J.
Good morning, Horde.

Posted by: Inogame at May 06, 2024 09:31 AM (53oGX)

294 My Grandkids , two 20 year olds and an 18 year old seem to be the most conservative.

Posted by: It's me donna at May 06, 2024 09:31 AM (Akjoo)

295 Noodus gratia artis

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 06, 2024 09:32 AM (9yWhg)

296 280 Those piling on the Ozempic craze will be lucky if a caved-in face is the only negative consequence. I know its mechanism is quite different from other weight-loss miracle cures, but that particular category of miracle cures has a 100% track record of very, very nasty intermediate and long-term consequences.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 06

It attacks muscles, hence the sag. Guess what is a muscle? Your heart.

I understand morbidly obese people needing a kick start and maybe the risks are worth it. But there is a stage where a lifestyle change needs to happen, and that isn’t easy. Doing this for 10 or 20 pounds seems crazy, to me.

Posted by: Piper at May 06, 2024 09:32 AM (LaC4U)

297 The Boomers were a mega-generation. It gave us part of X (Silents the rest) and the Millennials. X (and a handful of leading-edge Millennials) gave us Z. The Millennials are a mega-generation (the last one). X and Z are small. They'd have to team up to go after the Millennials, especially because the Ms are enthusiastically supported and loved by the Boomers, who would hurl resources at them.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 06, 2024 09:08

When it comes to D politics, the older generations didn't have any love for youngsters. Pelosi and Biden are both Silent Generation, holding onto power long after their mental declines. I suppose the behinds-the-scenes staff is younger and enjoy power without campaigning. But after the last presidential election, it was obvious that the geezers weren't going to let young Dems with some brains and competencies have any power; e.g. Yang and Gabbard. The only "youngster" rewarded was that idiot Buttigieg.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at May 06, 2024 09:32 AM (fxCK2)

298 In the wake of a catastrophe that claimed the lives of six roadwork crew members and disrupted one of the nation’s busiest ports, Maryland has committed to a monumental task of rebuilding the Francis Scott Key Bridge. The project, set to be completed by the fall of 2028, is projected to cost between $1.7 billion and $1.9 billion, according to David Broughton, spokesperson for the Maryland Department of Transportation.

Posted by: SMOD at May 06, 2024 09:33 AM (RHGPo)

299 Columbia just officially cancelled their graduation ceremony.

I take back my comment that Gen Z is made up of retards. That would be an insult to retards.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 06, 2024 09:33 AM (LkLld)

300 I suppose the behinds-the-scenes staff is younger and enjoy power without campaigning. But after the last presidential election, it was obvious that the geezers weren't going to let young Dems with some brains and competencies have any power; e.g. Yang and Gabbard. The only "youngster" rewarded was that idiot Buttigieg.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at May 06, 2024 09:32 AM (fxCK2)
++++
The politicians are a slightly different category. There are some powerful ones, of course, but most aren't.

The Party is shot through with Millennials. The agencies are, too.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 06, 2024 09:34 AM (HnUIn)

301 In the wake of a catastrophe that claimed the lives of six roadwork crew members and disrupted one of the nation’s busiest ports, Maryland has committed to a monumental task of rebuilding the Francis Scott Key Bridge. The project, set to be completed by the fall of 2028, is projected to cost between $1.7 billion and $1.9 billion, according to David Broughton, spokesperson for the Maryland Department of Transportation.
Posted by: SMOD at May 06, 2024 09:33 AM (RHGPo)
++++
So it will be finished in 2035 and cost $10 billion

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 06, 2024 09:34 AM (HnUIn)

302 Good morning ozempic, boomers, booties, oh my!

Ps. Some people can’t help how they are built. Some people have a bit of a boo-tay. 😂

Posted by: Piper at May 06, 2024 09:34 AM (LaC4U)

303 >>Messing with appetite does seem to be a risky plan. Decline of appetite is usually because someone is sickly.

One of the possible side effects is stomach paralysis

Posted by: Lizzy at May 06, 2024 09:36 AM (cCVOS)

304 Ps. Some people can’t help how they are built. Some people have a bit of a boo-tay. 😂
Posted by: Piper at May 06, 2024 09:34 AM (LaC4U)
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Heh. Yup. I'm losing a ton of weight, but I'll never be skinny. I actually *do* have a big build. I am literally "big-boned." I'm also a fat-ass and I can fix (and am fixing) that, but I ain't never gonna be svelte.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 06, 2024 09:37 AM (HnUIn)

305 Boomers that are competent are enjoying the RV life.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure

.. I tried that. I couldn't get used the the RV sounding like a cheap school bus when it hit a bump in the road.

Posted by: SMOD at May 06, 2024 09:37 AM (RHGPo)

306 I was never on Ozempic but I was on a cousin drug, Trulicity.
The weird thing about the weight loss .. you lose weight every where except your belly which shrinks a little. The hardest part to get used to is losing most of the fatty tissue in your feet. Your shoes become loose and it feels like you are always walking on rocks.

Posted by: SMOD at May 06, 2024 09:39 AM (RHGPo)

307 Kid at HomelyDepot, didn't ask him if he was a zipper, I asked about a dead man switch, He didn't know of a dedman brand.
No, a dead man switch like on a lawn tractor or jet ski.
Huh?

Posted by: Braenyard at May 06, 2024 09:40 AM (lCWOD)

308 LOL. Peter Scolari, I think.

I know that for some reason. There's some piece of information - something actually important - that failed to burrow into my brain because I know that Peter Scolari was in "Bosom Buddies." If it weren't for all the cruft up there, I'd probably be a genius or something.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)


Is that his name? When I won the "Thanks, Nancy Pelosi!" contest that LauraW held back in '07(?), my prize was supposed to be a signed poster of him

Never could remember his name (and never got that poster, LauraW!!!!! )

Posted by: Oedipus at May 06, 2024 09:40 AM (Z6vKV)

309 >>I take back my comment that Gen Z is made up of retards. That would be an insult to retards.

*ahem*
Not all are retards. I know many 'rons have raised productive, successful Gen Z kids. My own has been sending me memes mocking the protesters and marveling that anyone would be so stupid to pay 100's of thousand in tuition and then piss the time away protesting.

There are extremes on both ends of this generation, such as the total normal guys who defended the American flag vs. fat, ugly, gender-confused, angry protesters. As RS McCain has said, never thought raising normal kids would be an accomplishment. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at May 06, 2024 09:41 AM (cCVOS)

310 >>>The hardest part to get used to is losing most of the fatty tissue in your feet. ...
Posted by: SMOD
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Getting old, eh?

Posted by: Braenyard at May 06, 2024 09:42 AM (lCWOD)

311 I was never on Ozempic but I was on a cousin drug, Trulicity.
The weird thing about the weight loss .. you lose weight every where except your belly which shrinks a little. The hardest part to get used to is losing most of the fatty tissue in your feet. Your shoes become loose and it feels like you are always walking on rocks.
Posted by: SMOD at May 06, 2024 09:39 AM (RHGPo)
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My feet have shrunk. Feet have a surprising amount of fat on them.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 06, 2024 09:42 AM (HnUIn)

312 Good morning, all, and thank you, J.J.

Fox News, May 5, 2024, 'Biden administration puts hold on US ammunition shipment to Israel: report'
Netanyahu has vowed to root out Hamas in potential Rafah operation.

NBC News, May 6, 2024 - ISRAEL-HAMAS WAR
Columbia cancels university wide commencement ceremony after weeks of protests on campus

Newsweek, May 6, 2024 - Ole Miss Students Face Expulsion Calls After "Racist" Confrontation

World Economic Forum's special meeting in Saudi Arabia last week is at least worth a glance, imho. One example:
AP Streamed LIVE (YouTube): Session on 'rejuvenating growth' at the World Economic Forum meeting in Saudi Arabia, April 29, 2024 (Btw, US future growth - or lack thereof - is worth more than a glance.)

Daily Mail, May 6, 2024: Warren Buffett reveals the news no American taxpayer wants to hear as the government tackles rising debt - here's what it means for you.

On this date: Hindenburg, German dirigible, the largest rigid airship ever constructed. In 1937 it caught fire and was destroyed; 36 people died in the disaster.

Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at May 06, 2024 09:44 AM (NFX2v)

313
Boomers that are competent are enjoying the RV life.

Nah, this boomer is enjoying the fact that the young generation who voted for Biden is watching housing affordability disappear while I get nearly 50k per year in housing appreciation.

They coulda kept Trump in office with a 2 to 3% mortgage, but no he said 'pussy'. At least they get to live close to Mom and Dad, in the basement.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 06, 2024 09:45 AM (RKVpM)

314 >>Not all are retards.

I know. But as long as the most arrogant and stupid Gen Z types whose singular achievement is texting are determined to lump all Boomers into a small stereotype so their smooth brains can feel better about themselves I will lump all of them with the worst of them.

Seems fair and it makes me happy.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 06, 2024 09:46 AM (LkLld)

315 My goal was to weigh 100 before I hit Jr. High. Didn't make it.
My buddy weighed 200 and has fought fat all his life.
When he hit Jr. High coach pulled him out of line and explained
the values of playing football.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 06, 2024 09:46 AM (lCWOD)

316 She has a joy buzzer as big as a radish.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 06, 2024 09:18 AM


This declaration is worthless without pics.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 06, 2024 09:57 AM (a3Q+t)

317 "I seem to suspect that dishonest people don't like honest people. I also suspect that leftists are very dishonest people."

This is a very important fact.

Hanging with a crowd of liars is very bad for you. I tried to explain this to my son when he was banned from visiting a buddy of his who got caught red-handed stealing money from the parents of another friend of his.

That kid eventually got some serious street justice and ended up in jail before he was 25 because he was abandoned by all his "friends" and had to live on the street.

Posted by: pawn at May 06, 2024 10:29 AM (QB+5g)

318 "I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid."

Quotes by Captain Jack Sparrow
---
And see my nic.

Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at May 06, 2024 10:51 AM (NFX2v)

319 Said it before, say it again. Imagine someone had attacked a NBA playoff game and slaughtered everyone there. That's how big the attack was relative to the population, it would be as though 30,000 people were just *snap* gone.

It cannot stand.

Posted by: SouthCentralPA at May 06, 2024 11:01 AM (6mBpS)

320 319. ... It cannot stand.
Posted by: SouthCentralPA

Agree.

Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at May 06, 2024 11:25 AM (NFX2v)

321 Proud Boys are conspicuously absent from Columbia, UCLA, GWU, and the rest of the protests. How come?

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