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Liberty Leading the People

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artnet.com May 1, 2024:

Eugène Delacroix’s Liberty Leading the People (1830) has been celebrated as an emblem of the French Republic for almost 200 years. The dynamic scene of Liberty leading revolutionaries into battle first entered the Louvre in 1874, following its purchase by the state a year after its creation.

However, its dramatic palette has yellowed and dimmed over time, leading the museum to undertake a major six-month restoration to remove eight layers of oxidized varnish. The project forms part of other recent restoration efforts to conserve works by Delacroix. . .

According to Bénédicte Trémolières and Laurence Mugniot, who restored the painting, previous attempts at preservation had dramatically altered Delacroix’s subtle palette and flattened or obscured key compositional details.

For example, the central allegorical figure of Liberty—who is known in France as Marianne, the personification of liberté, égalité, fraternité—wears a tunic which was believed to be uniformly yellow. However, it is in fact light grey with hints of golden hues. A conservation effort in 1949 is believed to be responsible for deliberately recoloring the clothing.

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Who will represent "Liberty" tomorrow?

Art Review, May 10, 2024:

Activists detained for posting stickers around Delacroix’s ‘Liberty Leading the People’

On Wednesday, French police arrested two Riposte Alimentaire (Food Response) activists at the Musée du Louvre in Paris after they staged a protest in front of Eugène Delacroix’s Liberty Leading the People (1830) . A video recording was posted to the group’s social media account showing the pair placing two stickers that read ‘Résister est vital’ to the painting’s right and chanting demands for social security to sustainable food.

The two were charged with ‘wilful damage’ and a museum representative filed a complaint with the authorities. The painting, however, remains undamaged.

According to its website, Riposte Alimentaire ‘is a profound and collective transformation operation which aims to achieve an ecological and social victory through the establishment of sustainable food social security’. They are the organisation responsible for throwing soup on Leonardo da Vinci’s Mona Lisa (1503) earlier this January.

Activists leading the people to victory!

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Quotes in Context: Who thinks that Robespierre represents freedom?

This recently floated through my social media, from a person who does not have Jacobin leanings. But now that there is a Jacobin magazine, perhaps it is not surprising that memes featuring this guy would get copied randomly on social media.

secret of freedom R.jpg

I responded with some context concerning Robespierre's own tyrannical actions, but not this much context:

From the BBC historic profile of Robespierre (archived, no longer updated - which can only be a good thing). This link is a pretty good summary if you want something short about the Jacobins to pass on to those with attention spans long enough to go beyond the typical social media meme:

In the period after the king's execution, tensions in the convention resulted in a power struggle between the Jacobins and the more moderate Girondins. The Jacobins used the power of the mob to take control and the Girondin leaders were arrested. Control of the country passed to the Committee of Public Safety, of which Robespierre was a member. He rapidly became the dominant force on the committee.

Against a backdrop of the threat of foreign invasion and increasing disorder in the country, the committee began the 'Reign of Terror', ruthlessly eliminating all those considered enemies of the revolution. These included leading revolutionary figures such as Georges Danton.

In May 1794, Robespierre insisted that the National Convention proclaim a new official religion for France - the cult of the Supreme Being. This was based on the thinking of the philosopher Jean-Jacques Rousseau of whom Robespierre was a passionate advocate.

Somehow, I had glossed over the Cult of the Supreme Being in learning about the French Revolution. Don't know why. Inspired by Rousseau?

Here's a nice quote:

What wisdom can you find that is greater than kindness?

Jean-Jacques Rousseau

I like to remember Rousseau as the guy who abandoned all his children to a foundling hospital. Robespierre thought of him as the inspiration for a new religion. I don't know if this idea from Rousseau was incorporated in the new religion:

Girls must be thwarted early in life.

Well, Rousseau seems to have thwarted the mother of his children in a negative way. On the other hand, with rage rituals and various stereotypes of women among "transwomen", maybe he had a point.

Happy Mother's Day!

Anyway, the Cult of the Supreme Being:

The Cult of the Supreme Being was a deistic cult established by Maximilien Robespierre (1758-1794) during the French Revolution (1789-1799). Its purpose was to replace Roman Catholicism as the state religion of France and to undermine the atheistic Cult of Reason which had recently gained popularity. It represented the peak of Robespierre's power and went unsupported after his downfall.

In establishing the Cult of the Supreme Being, Robespierre intended to shepherd the French Republic toward a state of absolute virtue, or moral excellence. He meant to use the idea of an abstract godhead, or Supreme Being, to educate the French people on the relationship between virtue and republican government, thereby creating a perfectly just society. According to the decree of 18 Floréal (7 May), the cult acknowledged the existence of a Supreme Being as well as the immortality of the human soul. Worship of the Supreme Being was to be done through acts of civic duty.

Worship through "acts of civic duty".

On 8 June 1794, a Festival of the Supreme Being was held on the Champ de Mars. Robespierre, who was then at the apex of his dictatorial powers, took on a central role in the festivities, giving him the appearance of pontiff to the new religion. It is thought that distaste for the cult, and for Robespierre's central position in it, helped lead to his downfall a little over a month later. According to historian Mona Ozouf, the Festival represented a certain revolutionary stiffness that foreshadowed the "sclerosis of the Revolution" (Ozouf, 24).

Background

The Church & the Revolution

The French Revolution had been at odds with the Catholic Church since its beginning. A fundamental pillar of the oppressive Ancien Régime, the institution of the Church seemed to stand for corruption, superstition, and backwardness, all contrary to revolutionary values. In November 1789, Church lands were seized and nationalized to bolster France's withering economy, while the Civil Constitution of the Clergy forced all practicing clergymen to swear oaths to the new constitution and pledge that their loyalty to the French state would supersede their loyalty to the Pope in Rome. . .

Rise of Atheism: The Cult of Reason

Of course, the most fervent attempts at de-Christianization would not come until around the time of the Reign of Terror in September 1793. An anti-clerical, atheistic movement known as the Cult of Reason had arisen around Paris, propped up by an extremist, 'ultra-revolutionary' faction known as the Hébertists. The Cult of Reason rejected the existence of God in any form, instead dedicating itself to the celebration of Enlightenment values such as liberty and rationalism. While it still had ceremonies that resembled religious traditions, this was mainly done in mockery of organized religion, causing some historians to regard the cult as a "crude caricature of Catholic ceremonies" (Furet 564).

The Hébertists, who had come to power in the Paris Commune, sought to make de-Christianization an official policy of the Revolution and to make the Cult of Reason its official religion. They were instrumental in replacing many Christian symbols and statues with revolutionary iconographies, while the National Convention adopted the French Republican calendar, which erased all references to Christianity from the French year. . .

The French Republican Calendar, with 10 day weeks and such . . .

The Cult of Reason was especially hostile to clerics themselves, who were humiliatingly forced to abjure their vows by getting married or to declare themselves to be charlatans, under threat of the guillotine. Outright violence against Catholics became increasingly common; Jean-Baptiste Carrier made a name for himself by submerging thousands of clergymen and religious Vendean rebels in the Loire River in the drownings at Nantes. On 7 November 1793, the Archbishop of Paris was forced to resign his duties and was made to replace his mitre with a red cap of liberty. To celebrate the archbishop's humiliation, the Hébertists organized a Festival of Reason to be held at the Notre-Dame Cathedral, which had been rededicated as the Temple of Reason.

The Festival of Reason, held on 10 November, was long the subject of scandalous rumor. It was true that Sophie Momoro, wife of one of the leading Hébertists, played a central role as the scantily clad goddess of Reason, and that the Christian altar was dismantled in favor of an altar to 'Philosophy'. Yet rumors persisted of acts of licentiousness, such as depraved orgies, that took place. True or not, these rumors finally forced the hand of Robespierre and the moralizing Jacobins.

"the drownings at Nantes" . . . Why am I thinking of Mao here?

Robespierre & Religion

By the end of 1793, Robespierre was reaching the summit of his dictatorial powers. Although all members of the Committee of Public Safety were theoretically equal, Robespierre controlled it in all but name, which made him the veritable master of France. Famously self-righteous and borderline puritanical, Robespierre had never been closer to achieving his vision of a perfectly virtuous Republic, consisting of citizens who thought of the greater good above all else. Standing in his way were the Hébertists and their seemingly hedonistic Cult of Reason. On a pragmatic level, Robespierre knew that their outspoken aversion to Christianity would further alienate the Republic from potential supporters and allies. On a personal level, he was offended by the cult's atheism and its rumored depravity, traits that were antithetical to his idealistic, moral society. Either way, he knew it had to go.

Not long after the Festival of Reason, Robespierre gave a speech in the Jacobin Club, denouncing atheism as 'aristocratic'. In March 1794, he arranged for the arrests and executions of nineteen leading Hébertists; their deaths also ensured the diminishment of the Cult of Reason. . .

But the question remained as to what exactly this new spirituality would look like. Despite his hatred of atheism, Robespierre was no fan of Roman Catholicism either, an institution that he largely viewed as corrupt. Instead, it was necessary to introduce a new god, one that personified the revolutionary values of truth, liberty, and virtue. Only through a shared faith in a higher power, Robespierre believed, could French society achieve its destiny and reach the pinnacle of virtue; clearly, he agreed with Voltaire that, "if God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him" (Scurr, 294).

So, Robespierre set out to do exactly that. He established the Cult of the Supreme Being, which was centered around deism, the belief that a creator exists but refrains from interfering in the universe. Robespierre professed to believe in a Supreme Being as well as in the immortality of the human soul, preaching such doctrines before both the National Convention and the Jacobin Club. . .

Festival of the Supreme Being

As the day of the festival approached, the renowned painter and fanatical Jacobin Jacques-Louis David was entrusted to organize the event. . . The guillotine, which had been particularly busy as of late, was relocated from the Place de la Revolution to the site of the demolished Bastille, where the sound of the falling blade would be well out of earshot of the celebrating Parisians.

The description of the staging of the festival, the speeches and the crowds is quite remarkable.

Here's a nice quote from the guy who inspired Robespierre's short-lived religion:

Once you teach people to say what they do not understand, it is easy enough to get them to say anything you like.

Jean-Jacques Rousseau

But there seems to have been some miscalculation on the part of Robespierre:

Reaction to the Festival

The Festival of the Supreme Being was well received by ordinary Parisians, who had become used to the flashy theatrics of revolutionary celebrations and enjoyed the excuse to let loose and forget the grim realities of France in 1794. Jacobin newspapers praised the festival as the finest day in the life of virtuous man, while in Orléans, another festival was held in which similarly jubilated crowds cried out, “Vive Robespierre!”

Of course, not everyone was happy with the festival, and many revolutionary leaders felt threatened by Robespierre's central role. By consolidating his power the previous winter and spring, Robespierre had already opened himself up to rumors that he aspired to total dictatorship; his role as chief pontiff of this strange new religion only seemed to confirm this speculation. . .

. . a mere two days after the Festival of the Supreme Being, Robespierre and his allies introduced a law to the Convention without prior consultation. This law, infamously known as the Law of 22 Prairial, was meant to solve the problem of Paris' overcrowded prisons by accelerating trials. Resulting from this was the month-long period of the Great Terror, during which over 1,400 people were rapidly guillotined in Paris.

Robespierre began to hint that he had a list of treacherous conspirators in the National Convention but kept refusing to name names, watching as the deputies squirmed beneath his shadow of Terror. Afraid that they had made the list, many deputies refused to sleep in their own beds, lest they be arrested in the dead of night. Finally, on 27 July 1794, members of the Convention rose up and overthrew Robespierre, who was executed the next day.

End of the Cult

With the fall of Maximilien Robespierre, the Cult of the Supreme Being largely fell into obscurity. Robespierre's central role in both the cult's creation and in the festival on 8 June meant that the cult was associated with him and his Jacobin movement. With his death, no one bothered to pick up the mantle. During the Thermidorian Reaction, the period that followed the Reign of Terror, the French government distanced itself from many Jacobin policies and customs, including the Cult of the Supreme Being. It was not until 1802 when Napoleon Bonaparte delivered the final death blow, officially banning both the Cult of the Supreme Being and the Cult of Reason with his Law on Cults of 18 Germinal Year X.

The People seemed to be amenable to drowning people in the name of atheism, then switching to the Cult of the Supreme Being, then to outlawing both under Napoleon. Amazing.

Although there is now an up-and-running Jacobin magazine, other French philosophers, like Franz Fanon, are current problems for our culture.

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Weekend Reading, listening and viewing

Daniel J. Mahoney

t was commonplace during the long Cold War for conservatives and the more classical of classical liberals to make a firm distinction, at once conceptual and practical, between "liberal democracy" and "totalitarian democracy"; between moderate modernity and what Eric Voegelin called "modernity without restraint" in the final pages of his classic 1952 book The New Science of Politics. With much truth, the Jacobins, Bolsheviks, and Nazis were placed on one side, godless, murderous, and contemptuous of moral and political constraints as they were; and on the other side, we had the noble principles of the American Founding and what Alexis de Tocqueville called "liberty under God and the laws."

In this understanding of things, Anglo-American democracy, the remarkably sober and decent politics of "the English-speaking peoples" as Winston Churchill famously called them, represented that non-ideological current of modernity that remained faithful, however imperfectly, to constitutionalism, common sense, moral decency and the living embers of classical and Christian wisdom. If rights had priority, duties were not forgotten. The American Revolution inaugurated no splenetic "Year Zero" as the French Revolution did, no frenzied war against the Christian religion or the broader Western civilizational inheritance, no misplaced effort to fundamentally remake human nature. The English-speaking peoples embodied that rarest of things, modernity with restraint, natural rights tethered to natural law, invigorating principle to sound prudence, material progress to a proper sense of limits and a well-grounded suspicion of utopian delusions. As Leo Strauss so suggestively said in his 1941 talk on "German Nihilism" at the New School For Social Research, the English, more than any people in continental Europe, had the great good sense to interpret their version of moderate modern liberty in continuity with older traditions of constitutionalism and civilized restraint. They refused, he said, to "throw the baby out with the bath." And Americans largely followed but with rather less overt "classicism."

For the longest time, one could thus confidently state that the Anglo-American sphere was immune to full-scale ideological politics and to the kind of moral subversion and facile nihilism preferred by continental intellectuals, great and small. . .

No Year Zero, no 10 day week . . .

What do you think?

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Thoughtful links from David Foster, one including this meme from a union representing teachers who "educate" 600,000 students. Happy May Day:

may day la.jpg

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I am fascinated by the changes in who is thought to represent "liberty" or "freedom" in the eyes of the people. Here's an entertaining debate position (with Nancy Pelosi present) that populism is not a threat to democracy.

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Music

Used to play a two-piano arrangement of this one (no orchestra). We slowed it way down for fun. The Tortoise

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From last week's comments: Sharon (willow's apprentice) to Sonny D on B.B. King: great minds think alike because that was the version I posted. There is a great set he did with Eric Clapton - Riding with the King.

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Hope you have something nice planned for this weekend.

This is the Thread before the Gardening Thread.

Serving your mid-day open thread needs


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Last week's thread, May 4, Bridges don't always make sense

Comments are closed so you won't ban yourself by trying to comment on a week-old thread. But don't try it anyway.

Posted by: K.T. at 11:03 AM




Comments

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1 I've called the others.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at May 11, 2024 11:05 AM (O7YUW)

2 Can you hear the people "Honk"?

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 11, 2024 11:05 AM (ZdexC)

3 Aw! We have bewbs. We'll never hear the end of this.

Posted by: Ciampino - Tetonic or Teutonic? at May 11, 2024 11:07 AM (qfLjt)

4 Original title: "Men Will Follow Boobs Anywhere".

Posted by: spindrift at May 11, 2024 11:09 AM (D3hS7)

5 "the drownings at Nantes" . . . Why am I thinking of Mao here?

The French invented modern totalitarianism.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 11, 2024 11:09 AM (uxCna)

6 Centennial bomber.

U.S. Plans to Fly Upgraded B-52s Until 2060

. . .
The B-52 has been in service with the USAF since 1955,

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 11, 2024 11:10 AM (L/fGl)

7 Hébert! Hébert! Hébert!

Posted by: space hippie at May 11, 2024 11:10 AM (ZdexC)

8 My sister believes that Robespierre represents great freedom and advancing of freedom. She has a philosophy M.A. degree from Simon Fraser university and lives in a trailer with four cats.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 11, 2024 11:10 AM (D7oie)

9 sorry, "advancing of liberty in the Western world"

Posted by: Kindltot at May 11, 2024 11:11 AM (D7oie)

10 The B-52 has been in service with the USAF since 1955,
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 11, 2024 11:10 AM (L/fGl)

105 years in service. Wow. And not a good wow.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 11, 2024 11:12 AM (R4t5M)

11 Liberty Leading the People, oil painting (1830) by French artist Eugène Delacroix commemorating the July Revolution in Paris that removed Charles X, the restored Bourbon king, from the throne. The heroic scene of rebellion was initially received with mixed reviews, but it became one of Delacroix’s most popular paintings, an emblem of the July Revolution and of justified revolt.

The July Revolution of 1830...
https://tinyurl.com/5n857ww7
Britannica online

Posted by: space hippie at May 11, 2024 11:12 AM (ZdexC)

12 Off, space hippie sock

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 11, 2024 11:13 AM (ZdexC)

13
You say you want a revolution
Well, you know
We all wanna change the world

Posted by: naturalfake at May 11, 2024 11:14 AM (eDfFs)

14 Guy in lower left of painting seems to have no pants...seems odd.

Posted by: BignJames at May 11, 2024 11:14 AM (AwYPR)

15 10 The B-52 has been in service with the USAF since 1955,
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 11, 2024 11:10 AM (L/fGl)


Kate Pierson is getting a little frumpy.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 11, 2024 11:14 AM (PiwSw)

16 "I like to remember Rousseau as the guy who abandoned all his children to a foundling hospital. Robespierre thought of him as the inspiration for a new religion."

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My belief, and it may not be a generalization without exception, is that people like Rousseau say a lot of pretty things, and don't live their lives with any sort of integrity, and people like Robespierre take the pretty things said by the intellectuals, and use it as a club with which to beat to death their enemies.

In other words, men of action use the intellectuals, and intellectuals use men of action. And which is the greater criminal, I do not know that it is a distinction without a difference.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 11, 2024 11:16 AM (f9D/y)

17 {14} Guy in lower left of painting seems to have no pants...seems odd.

Posted by: BignJames at May 11, 2024 11:14 AM (AwYPR)


That's the guy we never let into the Sunday Morning Book Thread.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at May 11, 2024 11:17 AM (O7YUW)

18 For the longest time, one could thus confidently state that the Anglo-American sphere was immune to full-scale ideological politics and to the kind of moral subversion and facile nihilism preferred by continental intellectuals, great and small. . .

Very nice recapitulation of the history of the French Revolution. Thanks.

It's an interesting thought experiment to consider what would have happened in America if George Washington had not been an American Cincinnatus, but was instead a closet Robespierre or Nappy B. I think it would have been almost impossible to impose a monarchy, despite there being plenty who thought it was a good idea. The irascible and contrary citizens of a frontier country are particularly unsuited to be serfs.

I can't say the same today.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 11, 2024 11:17 AM (CsUN+)

19 Kate Pierson is getting a little frumpy.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 11, 2024 11:14 AM (PiwSw)

So am I, to be honest.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 11, 2024 11:17 AM (f9D/y)

20 Festival of the Supreme Being

Mooltipass.

Posted by: Leeloo at May 11, 2024 11:17 AM (D3hS7)

21 For example, the central allegorical figure of Liberty—who is known in France as Marianne,

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L'Isle de la Gilligan - a limerick

Your typical Frenchman's a whinger
A tosspot, a drunkard, a binger
But when Miss Liberte calls the roll
He'll give his very soul
Makes one wonder, was Marianne a ginger?

Posted by: Muldoon at May 11, 2024 11:17 AM (991eG)

22 The best part of the Robespierre story is that after he began executing all of his former allies (Like Danton) he in turn was seized and executed by their friends. And then the whole lot of them ended up either dead or bowing down to Napoleon.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 11, 2024 11:17 AM (q3gwH)

23 The French invented modern totalitarianism.
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My riposte to evangelical atheists who say they're not Marxists so, "You can't use Communist regimes to tar my view that atheist nations would be better than the 'Christian' West, even while I hold the modern-day Church still responsible for e.g. supporting Ptolemaic pseudoscience."

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 11, 2024 11:18 AM (ZdexC)

24 I like to remember Rousseau as the guy who abandoned all his children to a foundling hospital



At least they didn't starve.

Posted by: Karl Marx's kids at May 11, 2024 11:19 AM (Mxkdu)

25 I think "uparmored possum" is my new favorite thing.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 11, 2024 11:20 AM (PiwSw)

26 Cult of the Supreme Pizza

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 11, 2024 11:20 AM (63Dwl)

27 I'm sure King Beau VI was a very just monarch before his unfortunate death in Iraq, Normandy.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 11, 2024 11:20 AM (ZdexC)

28 The finals of the Eurovision song contest is tonight, and Israel is in the finals.

The authorities expect disruptions, needless to say.

The winner is determined by popular vote (you send a text message to vote, and you can't vote for the singer from your home country).

Israel is favored to win, due to the votes of people fed up with all the pro-Hamas sh*t, but it would not surprise me at all if the Eurovision organizers rig the vote to block Israel from winning.

Oh, and if Israel wins, next year's competition will be in Israel.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 11, 2024 11:20 AM (uxCna)

29 Guy in lower left of painting seems to have no pants... seems odd.
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A literal sans culottes!

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 11, 2024 11:21 AM (ZdexC)

30 In the period after the king's execution, tensions in the convention resulted in a power struggle between the Jacobins and the more moderate Girondins.

What are we, chopped liver?

Posted by: Montagnards at May 11, 2024 11:21 AM (CsUN+)

31 The best part of the Robespierre story is that after he began executing all of his former allies (Like Danton) he in turn was seized and executed by their friends.

And then the whole lot of them ended up either dead or bowing down to Napoleon.




They all bowed down to a Mille Feuille?!?!

Man, those frogs really love their desserts.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 11, 2024 11:21 AM (eDfFs)

32 I think "uparmored possum" is my new favorite thing.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 11, 2024 11:20 AM (PiwSw)

Possum on the half-shell

Posted by: BignJames at May 11, 2024 11:21 AM (AwYPR)

33 105 years in service. Wow. And not a good wow.

We used to know how to build good aircraft.

Posted by: Boeing! at May 11, 2024 11:21 AM (uxCna)

34 Hébert! Hébert! Hébert!
Posted by: space hippie

I read that in a Justin Wilson voice.

Posted by: Le Mikleuse, laissez-ing Les Bon Temps at May 11, 2024 11:21 AM (Mxkdu)

35 3 Aw! We have bewbs. We'll never hear the end of this.
Posted by: Ciampino - Tetonic or Teutonic? at May 11, 2024 11:07 AM (qfLjt)


Bewbs and guns! Noice.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at May 11, 2024 11:22 AM (DTX3h)

36 The best part of the Robespierre story is that after he began executing all of his former allies (Like Danton) he in turn was seized and executed by their friends.



Circle of life.

Posted by: Montec at May 11, 2024 11:23 AM (mfCc5)

37 The best part of the Robespierre story is that after he began executing all of his former allies (Like Danton)

So? You have a problem with that?

Posted by: Zombie Joesph Stalin! at May 11, 2024 11:24 AM (uxCna)

38 I read that in a Justin Wilson voice.

Posted by: Le Mikleuse, laissez-ing Les Bon Temps at May 11, 2024 11:21 AM (Mxkdu)

eebear!eebear!eebear!....?

Posted by: BignJames at May 11, 2024 11:25 AM (AwYPR)

39 I like to remember Rousseau as the guy who abandoned all his children to a foundling hospital

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At least they didn't starve.
Posted by: Karl Marx's kids at May 11, 2024 11:19 AM (Mxkdu)

A book I don't just recommend, but would suggest should be mandatory reading, is Paul Johnson's "Intellectuals."

It's a nice little screed, where he takes on some of history's greatest rogues and frauds. Some say he's not fair to a few of the people he targets, but generally, I think his aim is true.

I've read it twice, and think maybe it's about time to dig it out and dig back in to it.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 11, 2024 11:25 AM (f9D/y)

40 If anybody tries to destroy the Statue of Liberty, I want them strung up (or nuked, depending on the perp).

Why do the Frawnsh celebrate their revolution if it morphed into a Reign of Terror and then into monarchy? Hardly a success.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at May 11, 2024 11:26 AM (FkUwd)

41 Prayers please.

I'm heading to the ER. Acute abdominal pain. Getting worse since yesterday.

I'm scared.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 11, 2024 11:26 AM (H86iJ)

42 As long as the supreme being looks like Mila Jovovich in the Fifth Element I'm good with it

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 11, 2024 11:27 AM (5S+sK)

43 Well, Rousseau seems to have thwarted the mother of his children in a negative way. On the other hand, with rage rituals and various stereotypes of women among "transwomen", maybe he had a point.

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Several good woman /bear memes in The Week In Pictures.

https://shorturl.at/avAKP

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 11, 2024 11:27 AM (L/fGl)

44 I like to remember Rousseau as the guy who abandoned all his children to a foundling hospital


He reminds me of Mrs. Jellyby and her "telescopic philanthropy" in Dickens' Bleak House.

Posted by: Montagnards at May 11, 2024 11:27 AM (CsUN+)

45 Amazing content K.T. Of course what I noticed first (this being AoS) was Marianne’s bewbs in Liberty Leading the People….

I’ve done a lot of reading about our founders and I’ve always wondered why Thomas Jefferson was apparently so enthusiastic about the French Revolution….. he must’ve known of all the excesses and that its spirit was not at all consistent with our own revolution. Yet he seemed to approve…. Why? IIRC one of the people George Washington really admired was the French general Lafayette who had to on at least one occasion flee for his life from the Jacobins…. I don’t think George ever warmly applauded the French Revolution

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at May 11, 2024 11:27 AM (xT8gx)

46 @41 good luck and God bless nurse

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 11, 2024 11:28 AM (5S+sK)

47 Posted by: nurse ratched at May 11, 2024 11:26 AM (H86iJ)

Done.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 11, 2024 11:28 AM (L/fGl)

48 I also see a young Abe Lincoln hunting monarchist vampires.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at May 11, 2024 11:28 AM (FkUwd)

49 Prayers please.

I'm heading to the ER. Acute abdominal pain. Getting worse since yesterday.

I'm scared.
Posted by: nurse ratched


!

Posted by: Miklos at May 11, 2024 11:28 AM (Mxkdu)

50 Prayers ascending, Nurse!

Posted by: All Hail Eris at May 11, 2024 11:29 AM (FkUwd)

51 So? You have a problem with that?

Don't forget Haile Mariam Mengistu, who helped lead a Communist revolution in Ethiopia in 1974, and who disposed of his rivals by walking into a Cabinet meeting with an AK-47 and executing them all.

The Soviets looked at Mengistu, and thought:
"There's some real leadership potential!"

Posted by: Zombie Joseph Stalin! at May 11, 2024 11:30 AM (uxCna)

52 Prayers up.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 11, 2024 11:31 AM (uxCna)

53 My sister believes that Robespierre represents great freedom and advancing of freedom. She has a philosophy M.A. degree from Simon Fraser university and lives in a trailer with four cats.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 11, 2024 11:10 AM (D7oie)

Simon Fraser is a shit school. Always has been, always will be. We used to call it "the high school on the hill". Even the architecture sucks scabrous donkey dick.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 11, 2024 11:32 AM (8zz6B)

54 'Was Marianne a big woman?'
-J. Gumb

Posted by: Eromero at May 11, 2024 11:33 AM (NxC5+)

55 Not much into French history then

Posted by: Skip at May 11, 2024 11:33 AM (fwDg9)

56 The best part of the Robespierre story is that after he began executing all of his former allies (Like Danton) he in turn was seized and executed by their friends.

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Old and busted: Polish firing squad

New and cool: Parisian firing squad

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 11, 2024 11:34 AM (L/fGl)

57 The New Ireland:

Irish Eurovision entry claims she CRIED when Israel qualified for the finals.

“I cried with my team.”

Bambi’s Thug, who is non binary and uses They/Them/Fae pronouns and identifies as a ‘witch’ wore a keffiyeh scarf when giving the interview.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 11, 2024 11:35 AM (uxCna)

58 36 The best part of the Robespierre story is that after he began executing all of his former allies (Like Danton) he in turn was seized and executed by their friends.



Circle of life.
Posted by: Montec at May 11, 2024 11:23 AM (mfCc5)

Don't forget getting shot in the jaw and with his jaw hanging, getting guillotined.

That's one of the best endings for an asshole in history.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 11, 2024 11:36 AM (CmpAx)

59 lives in a trailer with four cats.

-
Let me guess. Marx, Lenin, Engels, and Trotsky?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 11, 2024 11:36 AM (L/fGl)

60 Is Bambi Thug the name of the band or the singer?

Posted by: Montec at May 11, 2024 11:37 AM (mfCc5)

61 The French Revolution...they removed a king so they could get...an emperor.

And Napoleon was essentially a competent (if war mongering) monarch so he was better then the Jacobins...

Posted by: 18-1 at May 11, 2024 11:37 AM (ibTVg)

62 I’ve done a lot of reading about our founders and I’ve always wondered why Thomas Jefferson was apparently so enthusiastic about the French Revolution….. he must’ve known of all the excesses and that its spirit was not at all consistent with our own revolution. Yet he seemed to approve…. Why? IIRC one of the people George Washington really admired was the French general Lafayette who had to on at least one occasion flee for his life from the Jacobins…. I don’t think George ever warmly applauded the French Revolution
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at May 11, 2024 11:27 AM (xT8gx)

Jefferson is practically the template on which the concept of the classical liberal was built. A man of contradictions, and yes, part of that includes the fact he owned slaves.

He figured out the french revolution... eventually. Long after plenty of others already had, including Washington and Hamilton. And Adams, but I think Adams was never a fan of the frenchies.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 11, 2024 11:37 AM (ja4w0)

63 All that French blood running needlessly down their streets.

And all they had to do was vote harder.

Posted by: Last Days of the Republic at May 11, 2024 11:37 AM (xfbZ+)

64 I’ve done a lot of reading about our founders and I’ve always wondered why Thomas Jefferson was apparently so enthusiastic about the French Revolution….. he must’ve known of all the excesses and that its spirit was not at all consistent with our own revolution. Yet he seemed to approve…. Why?

Because despite the fact that he could write reasonably well, he was convinced of his own infallibility. He is my least favorite FF.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 11, 2024 11:37 AM (CsUN+)

65 Aw, tһis was an incrediblү ɡood post. Finding the
time and actuaⅼ effort to create a great article… but whаt can I say… I hesitate a lot and
don't seem to get nearly anything done.

Posted by: eros at May 11, 2024 11:38 AM (JlQn4)

66 Prayers please.

I'm heading to the ER. Acute abdominal pain. Getting worse since yesterday.

I'm scared.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 11, 2024 11:26 AM (H86iJ)

Oh Hell! I hope this resolves itself without need for surgery.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 11, 2024 11:38 AM (8zz6B)

67 Instead of focusing on all that "perfect society" socialist good time rock n roll plastic banana crapola, Robespierre could have really benefited mankind by simply teaching the French how to wash their asses with hot water and soap.

Lots and lots of soap.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 11, 2024 11:38 AM (R/m4+)

68 Is Bambi Thug the name of the band or the singer?

Xer name is, in fact Bambi Thug.

Western Europe gets about twenty years more of this before the Muslims take over.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 11, 2024 11:39 AM (uxCna)

69 Don't forget getting shot in the jaw and with his jaw hanging, getting guillotined.

That's one of the best endings for an asshole in history.


Wellllll......

Posted by: Rasputin at May 11, 2024 11:39 AM (CsUN+)

70 Wellllll......
Posted by: Rasputin at May 11, 2024 11:39 AM (CsUN+)

I think Robespierre earned it more.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 11, 2024 11:41 AM (CmpAx)

71 14 Guy in lower left of painting seems to have no pants...seems odd.

Posted by: BignJames at May 11, 2024 11:14 AM (AwYPR)
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Well she's not wearing a bra!

(Note: that pantless man will not be allowed to join the Book Thread tomorrow).

Posted by: Ciampino - Tetonic, Tectonic or Teutonic? at May 11, 2024 11:41 AM (qfLjt)

72 I like to remember Rousseau as the guy who abandoned all his children to a foundling hospital
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BMI was formulated to measure starvation during the French Revolution. Don't know if that 'scientist' escaped the National Razor, but real scientists were at risk during that time when science was in service to the State and the Revolution. I like to think that our own Founders were appalled by the excesses and worked very hard to avoid the Central Committee models -- even though they were somewhat beholden to the French for military volunteers and aid.

Posted by: mustbequantum at May 11, 2024 11:41 AM (MIKMs)

73 The XO found a great British song on YouTube, We Want Our Country Back. There are others. Evidently, the Brits have had it up their eyeballs with Islam and Muslims pouring in to their country and taking over.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- I stand with Israel and all Jews everywhere at May 11, 2024 11:41 AM (ET1Q8)

74
This Is Going In Your SWAT Personnel File - a limerick

Marianne (with her breasts well-displayed)
Got an official rebuke I'm afraid
Though the flash-bangs concussed
And she made the big bust
It was supposed to be a No-Knocker Raid

Posted by: Muldoon at May 11, 2024 11:41 AM (991eG)

75 (big bust! Heh!)

Posted by: Muldoon at May 11, 2024 11:41 AM (991eG)

76 LinusVanPelt at May 11, 2024 11:27 AM

Thomas Sowell made the point that Thomas Jefferson's enthusiasm for the French revolution sorta diminished over time.

Posted by: KT at May 11, 2024 11:41 AM (rrtZS)

77 Speaking of liberty . . .

The city of San Francisco is purchasing shots of vodka to give to homeless alcoholics. Yes, this is NOT the Bee.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 11, 2024 11:42 AM (L/fGl)

78 Robespierre is followed by Lenin.Stalin, Meo and Minh as great freedom fighters

Posted by: Skip at May 11, 2024 11:42 AM (fwDg9)

79 Irish Eurovision entry claims she CRIED when Israel qualified for the finals.

“I cried with my team.”

Bambi’s Thug, who is non binary and uses They/Them/Fae pronouns and identifies as a ‘witch’ wore a keffiyeh scarf when giving the interview.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 11, 2024 11:35 AM (uxCna)

Apparently then this singing competition thing is just an appetizer for the Olympics, at which the world will see how truly stupid and idiotic it is to hold international competitions in france, when the world is preparing for a world war.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 11, 2024 11:42 AM (p2iSj)

80 The XO found a great British song on YouTube, We Want Our Country Back. There are others. Evidently, the Brits have had it up their eyeballs with Islam and Muslims pouring in to their country and taking over.
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- I stand with Israel and all Jews everywhere

Yeah, they can vote their way out of that.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 11, 2024 11:43 AM (L/fGl)

81 Oh no
Prayers for nurse

Posted by: Skip at May 11, 2024 11:44 AM (fwDg9)

82 Prayers please.
I'm heading to the ER. Acute abdominal pain. Getting worse since yesterday.
I'm scared.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 11, 2024 11:26 AM (H86iJ)

Oh my! Hope you feel better...prayers up.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 11, 2024 11:44 AM (R/m4+)

83 Bambi’s Thug, who is non binary and uses They/Them/Fae pronouns and identifies as a ‘witch’ wore a keffiyeh scarf when giving the interview.

Pixy won't let me post song lyrics, because it thinks it's spam, but Bambi’s Thug's is every bit as bad as you could imagine.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 11, 2024 11:45 AM (uxCna)

84 Post 65 (hash JlQn4) appears to be a spammer. Note the weird "e" in the last line. Maggot probably wants to serve you some malware if you click on the link in its name.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 11, 2024 11:45 AM (8zz6B)

85 Well she's not wearing a bra!

-
Sue Ellen Mischke!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 11, 2024 11:46 AM (L/fGl)

86 All that French blood running needlessly down their streets.


*******

THIS is what democracy looks like!

Posted by: Muldoon at May 11, 2024 11:46 AM (991eG)

87 It’s a depressing thought but I suspect the only difference between our contemporary campus radicals, antifa/BLM and the Jacobins is…. our modern-day lefties are soft and incompetent. But make no mistake, they’d line a lot of us up at the guillotines if they could

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at May 11, 2024 11:46 AM (xT8gx)

88 Robespierre is followed by Lenin.Stalin, Meo and Minh as great freedom fighters
Posted by: Skip at May 11, 2024 11:42 AM (fwDg9)

Those guys couldn't carry my rice bowl!

Posted by: Zombie Pol Pot, Government School Teacher at May 11, 2024 11:48 AM (R/m4+)

89 Thomas Sowell made the point that Thomas Jefferson's enthusiasm for the French revolution sorta diminished over time.
Posted by: KT at May 11, 2024 11:41 AM (rrtZS)

Thank you for that info KT. Sowell is a national treasure

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at May 11, 2024 11:48 AM (xT8gx)

90 It’s a depressing thought but I suspect the only difference between our contemporary campus radicals, antifa/BLM and the Jacobins is…. our modern-day lefties are soft and incompetent. But make no mistake, they’d line a lot of us up at the guillotines if they could

Knowing them, the blade would be dull as a butter knife.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 11, 2024 11:49 AM (CsUN+)

91 It’s a depressing thought but I suspect the only difference between our contemporary campus radicals, antifa/BLM and the Jacobins is…. our modern-day lefties are soft and incompetent. But make no mistake, they’d line a lot of us up at the guillotines if they could
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at May 11, 2024 11:46 AM (xT8gx)

Your campus radicals are not the foot soldiers, they're the useful idiots.

The foot soldiers are the ones who have been pouring into the country at the southern border.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 11, 2024 11:49 AM (p2iSj)

92 Pixy won't let me post song lyrics, because it thinks it's spam, but Bambi’s Thug's is every bit as bad as you could imagine.
=====

The Red Hand of the O'Neill keeps showing up.

Posted by: mustbequantum at May 11, 2024 11:49 AM (MIKMs)

93 26 Cult of the Supreme Pizza

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 11, 2024 11:20 AM (63Dwl)
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Is that 'Supreme' as in type of topping or as in 'above all else'?
If the former we'll be fighting pepperoni/no pepperoni and anchovies/ no anchovies; if the latter we'll be fighting pepperoni/ no pepperoni and anchovies/no anchovies. Take your pick (hands him a shovel).

Posted by: Ciampino - You can partition pizza with a shovel at May 11, 2024 11:49 AM (qfLjt)

94 I'm heading to the ER. Acute abdominal pain. Getting worse since yesterday.
I'm scared.
Posted by: nurse ratched

Prayers.

(and because I'm a Moron: you didn't have to actually go to the emergency room to have an excuse to skip your date.)

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 11, 2024 11:51 AM (bhlvH)

95 86 French blood running down the streets. Well according to the National Anthem, the blood of enemies waters the furrows of the fields, so they have that going.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 11, 2024 11:51 AM (V5eKu)

96 Cult of the Supreme Pizza
=====

Pineapple?

Posted by: mustbequantum at May 11, 2024 11:51 AM (MIKMs)

97 More Eurovision:

Finnish Eurovision representative REFUSES to announce 12 points judges score to Israel during rehearsal.

The woman instead says ‘Ireland’, leading to the host giving her a chance to correct herself- but instead she again says ‘Ireland.’

Host: “I think we have somewhat of a technical problem.”

The head judge then correctly announces Israel as the winner of Finland’s judges vote.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 11, 2024 11:51 AM (uxCna)

98 Who the hell is Meo?

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at May 11, 2024 11:51 AM (zdLoL)

99 Sorry, hard rule. No fish or citrus fruit on pizza.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 11, 2024 11:51 AM (u73oe)

100 If nurse thinks it's serious enough to go to the ER, it's serious.

Posted by: Eromero at May 11, 2024 11:52 AM (NxC5+)

101 Finnish Eurovision representative REFUSES to announce 12 points judges score to Israel during rehearsal.

She'll enjoy living under the Caliphate.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 11, 2024 11:52 AM (uxCna)

102 Why do the Frawnsh celebrate their revolution if it morphed into a Reign of Terror and then into monarchy? Hardly a success.
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Because after five attempts, they finally got it right [for now].

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 11, 2024 11:52 AM (ZdexC)

103 All that French blood running needlessly down their streets.

*********

When the guillotine's blade doth drop
The head makes a mighty "Ker-plop"!
But to clean up the mess
I have to confess
We'lll need a bigger pail... and a mop

Posted by: Muldoon at May 11, 2024 11:53 AM (991eG)

104 98 Who the hell is Meo?
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at May 11, 2024 11:51 AM (zdLoL)
That communist cat.

Posted by: Eromero at May 11, 2024 11:53 AM (NxC5+)

105 60 Is Bambi Thug the name of the band or the singer?
Posted by: Montec
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It's a nic hung 'round her neck.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 11, 2024 11:54 AM (lCWOD)

106 29 Guy in lower left of painting seems to have no pants... seems odd.
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A literal sans culottes!

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 11, 2024 11:21 AM (ZdexC)
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Similar word in Italian and always made me laugh because culo =ass=arse so 'sans culottes' ....... without a culo?

Posted by: Ciampino - You can partition pizza with a shovel? at May 11, 2024 11:54 AM (qfLjt)

107 At least the Frogs got a march right. Le Regiment de Sambre et Meuse. Used often in the Marine Corps, used a bit too often by THE Ohio State.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 11, 2024 11:54 AM (V5eKu)

108 It feeds me or it gets the guillotine!

Posted by: Meo at May 11, 2024 11:54 AM (u73oe)

109 At least the French Revolution gave us a good song:

https://tinyurl.com/3j3te55w

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 11, 2024 11:55 AM (uxCna)

110 Morning.

I'm home. I have coffee. I'm not hungover.

I really enjoyed this post although none of it can be used to explain why I have the song Black Velvet stuck in my head. For the past three days.

Moar coffee.

Posted by: Robert at May 11, 2024 11:56 AM (1Yy3c)

111 Pixy won't let me post song lyrics, because it thinks it's spam, but Bambi’s Thug's is every bit as bad as you could imagine.
=====

The Red Hand of the O'Neill keeps showing up.
Posted by: mustbequantum at May 11, 2024 11:49 AM (MIKMs)

We need a descendant of William Sleeman to show up.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 11, 2024 11:56 AM (8zz6B)

112 Who the hell is Meo?

*******

Meo?

My oh!
Sonofagun gnna have big fun on the bayou

Posted by: Muldoon at May 11, 2024 11:57 AM (991eG)

113 I've had a seafood pizza (Sicilian) with clams, bay scallops. and shrimp that was awesome. With a nice white sauce. No damn anchovies.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 11, 2024 11:57 AM (R4t5M)

114 Wow!That's the most info about France that I have ever read in my life. I usually avoid any Francophilian content, mostly because of their body odor.

Though I did like Mr. French on Family Affair.

Posted by: Wish I Was ThereBuffy, Jody, and Cissy Agree at May 11, 2024 11:58 AM (V5BDR)

115 Eurovision finals are today. 20,000 people in Malmo protesting the Israeli singer. I was in Sweden for a conference 30 years ago and Sweden already had no go areas which included Malmo. Choosing to have this contest there is like rewarding people for being bigots.
That being said, it feels like the whole world has gone crazy. It is now okay to call for the murder of Jews, just for being Jewish. It is the only group that it is okay to say the most vile things about and be considered a hero.
Russia attacks Ukraine. Yu don;t hear people calling to murder Russians whever they live.
China persecutes the Uighers and puts them in concentration camps. You don;t hear people calling for Chinese to be persecuted wherever they live.
Muslims rape women considering them inferior beings subject to a male's controlling authority. But we are told not to be Islamaphobic.
Since 10/7, all the uglinest ever found in the human spirit confined by civilization has been let loose.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 11, 2024 11:59 AM (t/2Uw)

116 Prayers for Nurse Ratched, too.

Posted by: KT at May 11, 2024 12:00 PM (rrtZS)

117 Prayers please.

I'm heading to the ER. Acute abdominal pain. Getting worse since yesterday.

I'm scared.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 11, 2024 11:26 AM (H86iJ)

Are you just trying to get out of your date?

I'm kidding.

Dear Lord, please make sure Nurse is okay and that she's seen to by a handsome doctor with firm yet gentle hands.

Posted by: Robert at May 11, 2024 12:00 PM (1Yy3c)

118 32
"Uparmored Possum" would make a good band name.
How about 'Hirsute Beavers'? Beavers were hunted for their hairy pelts .... just saying. I can't help those with gutter minds. Everyone in the band would wear a beaver hat.

Posted by: Ciampino - Take it or leave it at May 11, 2024 12:01 PM (qfLjt)

119 35 3 Aw! We have bewbs. We'll never hear the end of this.
Posted by: Ciampino - Tetonic or Teutonic? at May 11, 2024 11:07 AM (qfLjt)

Bewbs and guns! Noice.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at May 11, 2024 11:22 AM (DTX3h)
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Merde! I didn't notice the guns.

Posted by: Ciampino - Take it or leave it to Beaver at May 11, 2024 12:03 PM (qfLjt)

120 The ARC of History! at May 11, 2024 11:55 AM

The French National Anthem has some bracing lyrics, too. Not quite that bracing.

Posted by: KT at May 11, 2024 12:03 PM (rrtZS)

121 China persecutes the Uighers and puts them in concentration camps. You don;t hear people calling for Chinese to be persecuted wherever they live.
Muslims rape women considering them inferior beings subject to a male's controlling authority. But we are told not to be Islamaphobic.
Since 10/7, all the uglinest ever found in the human spirit confined by civilization has been let loose.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 11, 2024 11:59 AM (t/2Uw)

The Uighurs are muslims themselves, so I really don't care how China may mistreat them. It's a "can't they both lose?" situation.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 11, 2024 12:03 PM (8zz6B)

122 Mao

Can't a bad typist get a break?

Posted by: Skip at May 11, 2024 12:04 PM (fwDg9)

123 n a classic act as if taken from Hamas’ textbook, Ireland’s Eurovision contest entrance, Bambie Thug, who launched non-stop attacks on Israelis, is now claiming to be the victim. Bambie says that an Israeli broadcaster insulted them and they now demand that Israel be removed from the Eurovision.

Recap: Ireland Eurovision representative, 31-year-old Bambie Thug who identifies as a “Goth-Gremlin-Goblin-Witch” and practices "neo-pagan blood magic" during their menstruation—said she cried Israel’s Eden Golan, 20, made it to the finals. She continually called to ban Israel and when the Dutch contestant Joost Klein was banned for beating up a Swedish photographer, Bambie said “I feel sad because Joost is pro-Palestine.”


All the good Irish left.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 11, 2024 12:04 PM (uxCna)

124 "Uparmored Possum" would make a good band name.
How about 'Hirsute Beavers'? Beavers were hunted for their hairy pelts .... just saying. I can't help those with gutter minds. Everyone in the band would wear a beaver hat.
Posted by: Ciampino - Take it or leave it at May 11, 2024 12:01 PM (qfLjt)

Joe Hall and his band, the Continental Drift, did a song about Vampire Beavers. I will refrain from linking it, but it's funny.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 11, 2024 12:05 PM (8zz6B)

125 And just like that, I’m gone.

Posted by: Meo at May 11, 2024 12:06 PM (u73oe)

126 >>> ...Since 10/7, all the uglinest ever found in the human spirit confined by civilization has been let loose.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice)
=============================

Profound.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 11, 2024 12:06 PM (lCWOD)

127 Vampire Beavers?

https://youtu.be/LWmvL6b5G6k

Posted by: Robert at May 11, 2024 12:07 PM (1Yy3c)

128 I saw Menstrual Blood Magic open for Type O Negative at the Civic Arena in '03.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 11, 2024 12:07 PM (R4t5M)

129 Have a good afternoon people. I'm off to start my day. Figured noon was long enough to get nothing done. I will try and stop by the garden thread to lament the sad demise of my azalea.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 11, 2024 12:07 PM (t/2Uw)

130 Vampire Beavers > Zombeavers > Sandra Fluke's beaver

Posted by: 18-1 at May 11, 2024 12:08 PM (ibTVg)

131 ...Since 10/7, all the uglinest ever found in the human spirit confined by civilization has been let loose.


Sadly, I think we have a long way to go before we reach that point.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 11, 2024 12:09 PM (CsUN+)

132 It is funny seeing people doing the will of the Biden junta and the Euro-elite that then play at being "the resistance"

Posted by: 18-1 at May 11, 2024 12:09 PM (ibTVg)

133 Robespierre and his Cult of the Supreme Being...

Why we should not adopt the metric standard.

Posted by: Someone Else at May 11, 2024 12:10 PM (IrqeV)

134 The Uighurs are muslims themselves, so I really don't care how China may mistreat them. It's a "can't they both lose?" situation.
=====

Royhingas in Myanmar (Burma) are another Muslim group claiming 'genocide' like Hamas because the majority Buddhists are fed up with the invaders from Bangladesh.

Posted by: mustbequantum at May 11, 2024 12:10 PM (MIKMs)

135 133 Robespierre and the Cult of the Supreme Being. Why we should all drive a Citroen 2cV to save the Earth.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 11, 2024 12:12 PM (V5eKu)

136 > ...Since 10/7, all the ugliness ever found in the human spirit confined by civilization has been let loose.
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as far as the US is concerned, I would put that date at 9/11/2001

Posted by: Don Black at May 11, 2024 12:12 PM (/7KEl)

137 Thanks, K.T. A lot of good reading and food for thought on this fine weekend.

Posted by: JM in illinois, behold the Manchurian President at May 11, 2024 12:15 PM (z0pn7)

138 We're in! Three rows from the front of the stage. With seats too!

Posted by: IrishEi on phone at May 11, 2024 12:18 PM (y6oFl)

139 I like to put mouse turds at my urethra...

Posted by: Paul's Perianal Pustules at May 11, 2024 12:20 PM (tjXoC)

140 We're in! Three rows from the front of the stage. With seats too!
Posted by: IrishEi on phone at May 11, 2024 12:18 PM (y6oFl)

This is to a Trump rally, right? Enjoy!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 11, 2024 12:20 PM (8zz6B)

141 Prayers ascending, Nurse!
Posted by: All Hail Eris at May 11, 2024 11:29 AM (FkUwd)

Seconded !

Posted by: JT at May 11, 2024 12:22 PM (T4tVD)

142 59 lives in a trailer with four cats.

-
Let me guess. Marx, Lenin, Engels, and Trotsky?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 11, 2024 11:36 AM (L/fGl)
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Hey, I've got 6 kittens and a mama to name.

Posted by: Ciampino - Take it or leave it to Beaver? at May 11, 2024 12:22 PM (qfLjt)

143 All the good Irish left.
Posted by: The ARC of History! .
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This could be said of western Europe.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 11, 2024 12:22 PM (lCWOD)

144 We're in! Three rows from the front of the stage. With seats too!
Posted by: IrishEi on phone at May 11, 2024 12:18 PM (y6oFl)

Have fun and stay safe !

Posted by: JT at May 11, 2024 12:23 PM (T4tVD)

145 Similar word in Italian and always made me laugh because culo =ass=arse so 'sans culottes' ....... without a culo?
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Similarly, it's cul in French.

Culottes were knee-length breeches -- I don't know if the name is a joke on them being quite tight so showing off a man's ass-cheeks and crack.

Many workers wore wide calf/ankle-length pants instead and that the wealthier revolutionaries would ape by starting to wear full-length pants/trousers that would eventually become the fashion in Regency Britain and Federalist Era America too [seen in French, British and American soldiers' uniforms during the Napoleonic Wars] and that's where the "sans" [without] comes from.

It's used in modern French to mean panties; and for some reason women's wide shorts cut to hang like a skirt that's the opposite of the 18th Century tight male 'pants' fashion!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sans-culottes

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Breeches

James Monroe, the last U.S. president who dressed according to the style of the late 18th century, with his Cabinet in 1823. The president wears knee breeches, while his secretaries wear long trousers.
https://tinyurl.com/dcbknez9
picture

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 11, 2024 12:27 PM (ZdexC)

146 Kate Pierson is 7 years older than the oldest B-52

Born 1948

Posted by: Scottst at May 11, 2024 12:30 PM (qcvs8)

147 Going to go to used book store, see if can find anything interesting

Posted by: Skip at May 11, 2024 12:31 PM (fwDg9)

148 See you much later -- I'm literally going to buy a bunch of ammo and a new long-gub with a 'free' 4-12/40 scope.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 11, 2024 12:33 PM (ZdexC)

149 Fly the friendly skies!

https://shorturl.at/akIY1

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 11, 2024 12:35 PM (L/fGl)

150 [takes dollar, looks around furtively]

Mindcrime.

Posted by: Johnny The Shoeshine Guy at May 11, 2024 12:35 PM (ordTl)

151 Going to go to used book store, see if can find anything interesting
Posted by: Skip at May 11, 2024 12:31 PM (fwDg9)

Make sure they ain't been read hard and put up wet.

Posted by: JT at May 11, 2024 12:37 PM (T4tVD)

152 Can you hear the people "Honk"?
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 11, 2024 11:05 AM


Yes.

Posted by: Honk Honklerj at May 11, 2024 12:40 PM (a3Q+t)

153 At least the French Revolution gave us a good song:

https://tinyurl.com/3j3te55w
Posted by: The ARC of History!

I thought maybe this.

https://shorturl.at/FGI78

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 11, 2024 12:40 PM (L/fGl)

154 "Our Revolution is Getting on as Well as it Can With a Nation that Has Swalled up liberty all at once, and is still liable to Mistake licentiousness for freedom..."

- Lafayette to George Washington, 1790

Lafayette also sent George Washington a key to the Bastille and a drawing which depicted it after it fell. Washington did not receive it until close to his retirement when he returned to Mount Vernon.

Liberty is remarkable and clearly identifiable. Ergo, so are those who subvert, putrefy and defile it with their politics and tyranny. It's why the tyrants always lose in the end. It is in man's nature to be free. You cannot kill, neuter nor destroy forever what God has created. Ever.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 11, 2024 12:41 PM (tU3dj)

155 That "Cult of the Supreme Being" is thinly-disguised Masonry.

And it's still wrong.

Posted by: dad29 at May 11, 2024 12:45 PM (WPRmV)

156 Every time you hear someone is doing anything 'for your own good', start checking your ammo supply.

Posted by: JTB at May 11, 2024 12:46 PM (zudum)

157 I'm heading to the ER. Acute abdominal pain. Getting worse since yesterday.

I'm scared.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 11, 2024 11:26 AM (H86iJ)

Prayers for you

Posted by: It's me donna at May 11, 2024 12:47 PM (Akjoo)

158 {147} Going to go to used book store, see if can find anything interesting

Posted by: Skip at May 11, 2024 12:31 PM (fwDg9)


That reminds me: This is the final day of the 99 cent sale for John Van Stry's "Stand Alone: Wolfhounds". (And that sale price is valid in Canada too, with no exchange rate.)

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at May 11, 2024 12:48 PM (O7YUW)

159 nurse ratched: May this turn out to be nothing serious and easily treatable.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at May 11, 2024 12:49 PM (O7YUW)

160 To say I despise Robespierre, and Puritans in general, is a serious understatement.

“Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.”
― C. S. Lewis

Posted by: JTB at May 11, 2024 12:50 PM (zudum)

161 Robespierre for all the terror he inflicted on the people cried like a little bitch when it was his turn to face the executioner.
To me a better story is the bravery of those exhibited in the Vendee…..

Posted by: Joe at May 11, 2024 12:51 PM (h1+hr)

162 Prayers up for nurse ratched.

Posted by: JTB at May 11, 2024 12:52 PM (zudum)

163 They meant business when it came to smashing the Church.

In our time, we think of ConInc journalists and YAF catamites in a CPAC hotel room full of white claw and cocaine when we hear the term "Republican Wedding."

But in revolutionary France, it referred to the Jacobin practice of chaining a priest to a nun and throwing them in a lake.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 11, 2024 12:54 PM (0FoWg)

164 Prayers sent, Nurse Ratched. Rest and recover. We'll keep things from burning down...looks over his shoulder errr...we'll keep the fires contained.

Posted by: NR Pax at May 11, 2024 12:56 PM (E7kpD)

165 I've wondered if Kipling's "Gods of the Copybook Headings" was partly inspired by the French Revolution, the Enlightenment generally, and the elements of them that led to WW I.

Posted by: JTB at May 11, 2024 12:57 PM (zudum)

166 Like many here, called it~!

@politico May 10
Joe Biden’s top advisors are worried the Democratic convention could erupt in protests — so they’re pushing to move it semi-online

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 11, 2024 01:02 PM (IG4Id)

167 Perfidious Albion's Panda Impregnaters...

Posted by: Communist Internal Saliva Exchange at May 11, 2024 01:05 PM (tjXoC)

168 The Uighurs are muslims themselves, so I really don't care how China may mistreat them. It's a "can't they both lose?" situation.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 11, 2024 12:03 PM (8zz6B)

Concur. The Red Chinese know how to handle the muzzies.

Should be SOP across the globe.

Islam is evil and should be eradicated like small pox.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 11, 2024 01:08 PM (R/m4+)

169 @politico Biden’s advisors are worried the Democratic convention could erupt in protests — so they’re pushing to move it semi-online

No you guys...it’s the Republican convention that'll be chaotic (by Dem design)!

WaPo: Top Republican Party officials are escalating their fight with the Secret Service over the party’s convention in Milwaukee in July, demanding that the agency expand the security perimeter of the event so that protesters can be moved farther away from the arena where the main events will be held.

The Secret Service officials — which included two senior officers — told the Republican National Committee that its director was not inclined to meet with them and that the agency was not planning to expand the perimeter to include the park...

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 11, 2024 01:08 PM (fKSp9)

170 I started talking in an earlier thread about the Ochakov siege where the Russians initially secured Ukraine, and got distracted before I could encourage people to learn more about it. It gives perspective on things. Putin today is a pussycat compared to Grigoriy Potemkin.

When he overwhelmed the garrison there in a human wave attack, he spared nobody. Every Turk soldier was killed on the spot, the Pasha's palace was looted back to the rafters, and the camp followers were raped without compunction.

They dragged 20-30,000 dead Turks out onto the ice to prevent pestilence in the fortress, but also as a testament to their ruthlessness, so that the Ottomans had a frozen reminder of their predicament.
People are less tough than back then.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 11, 2024 01:09 PM (0FoWg)

171 "The dynamic scene of Liberty leading revolutionaries into battle"

Guys will follow boobs even if it means their death.

Posted by: NR Pax at May 11, 2024 01:12 PM (E7kpD)

172 Fly the friendly skies!
https://shorturl.at/akIY1
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 11, 2024 12:35 PM (L/fGl)

Ebonics Airways.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6VY3-Haaps

Posted by: Shirley Q. Liquor at May 11, 2024 01:12 PM (R/m4+)

173 169
The Secret Service officials — which included two senior officers — told the Republican National Committee that its director was not inclined to meet with them and that the agency was not planning to expand the perimeter to include the park...

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 11, 2024 01:08 PM (fKSp9)
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So, it would be nice to do a tit-for-tat and cut their funding at the next round of budgeting. I know those stupid/compromised RNCs won't do it but it would be fun.

Posted by: Ciampino - Vitreous Humour is funny glass #41 at May 11, 2024 01:13 PM (qfLjt)

174 Yes, Trump rally in Wildwood NJ. Got seats too! Internet sketchy

Posted by: IrishEi on phone at May 11, 2024 01:13 PM (y6oFl)

175 Oh come, come, come to the rally in the wild wood...

Posted by: Needs work at May 11, 2024 01:15 PM (dg+HA)

176 Random thought. The Donks can't want Drooling Joe as their standard bearer and yet going with the heir apparent, Kamala, is going from the demented frying pan into the stupid fire. They need a way to dump both Joe and Kamala but how? One possibility is too dump Kamala at the convention and replace her with a less damaged VP candidate. Sure, there would be DEI blowback but were talking lesser evil here. After a pristine VP candidate is nominated at the convention, then, a few weeks later, recognize or manufacture, a cause for Biden's removal and the pristine candidate ascends to the nomination. But who would be the pristine candidate? Surely not Hillzebub, who is 76 and has more baggage than ocean liner. Selection of the pristine candidate would be a bloodbath they would hope would be confined to the smoke filled rooms out of the public view and disguised as a mere VP selection.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 11, 2024 01:15 PM (L/fGl)

177 Islam is evil and should be eradicated like small pox.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy


1 - Genocidal war vs. 1/5th the human race or
b - Let Jesus do his job in his timeframe.

Posted by: DaveA at May 11, 2024 01:15 PM (PMJuY)

178 The major difference between the French Revolution and today's progressives (and Demoncrats of all stripes) is the guillotine. The modern version of the guillotine is the cancel culture.

Two phrases come to mind that are the modern day French Revolution"

"Move fast and break things" about the impetus behind Google and similar suffocating technologies. Unless it refers to the US Marine Corps, this phrase is despicable and dangerous.

"fundamentally transforming the United States of America." Yeah. That's been working out so well.

Posted by: JTB at May 11, 2024 01:16 PM (zudum)

179 Biden's uncle?
Inside the world's last cannibal tribes

https://mol.im/a/13396651

Posted by: Ciampino - Vitreous Humour is funny glass #67 at May 11, 2024 01:17 PM (qfLjt)

180 Non-singer, binary-gendered Irish marching to stop unwanted immigration.

https://tinyurl.com/mtrkbfst

Posted by: NaughtyPine at May 11, 2024 01:20 PM (foB8L)

181 1!1!1!1!1!

Posted by: Dinsdale Piranha at May 11, 2024 01:20 PM (tjXoC)

182 What have DeepState and the Globalists learned from the French Revolution?

Perhaps to "lead from behind" ... behind men like Biden. Behind the curtains. They buy their violence in groups like BLM and Antifa ... and now our very judiciary acts as their front line defense, and offense.

And their purchase of our Congress and the Executive itself allows them to write the laws, and give themselves the grandest of bailouts. This is "Communism Done Right", but not the fairytale Communism, this is the Real Communism of raw power stomping on heads forever.

Posted by: illiniwek at May 11, 2024 01:21 PM (Cus5s)

183 Willowed:

280 jim no email yet. Make sure it's 2 ll's in jewells.

Posted by: jewells45fuckcancer at May 11, 2024 10:08 AM (iF0sF)

Try looking in Junk folder. Email might start w plus sign...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 11, 2024 01:22 PM (L10rO)

184 171 "The dynamic scene of Liberty leading revolutionaries into battle"

Guys will follow boobs even if it means their death.
Posted by: NR Pax at May 11, 2024 01:12 PM (E7kpD)

Hills worth dying on.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 11, 2024 01:23 PM (CmpAx)

185 184Hills worth dying on.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 11, 2024 01:23 PM (CmpAx)


The people on this site understand me.

Posted by: NR Pax at May 11, 2024 01:25 PM (E7kpD)

186 I'm watching a real trial of a self defense. One of the prosecution's arguments is that the defendant fired eleven times indicating rage rather than fear. The blond female prosecutor, who appears to be about 14, in her opening statement, attempting to make this point, says he fired "almost an entire cartridge" at the victim.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 11, 2024 01:27 PM (L/fGl)

187 "The Donks can't want Drooling Joe as their standard bearer and yet going with the heir apparent, Kamala, is going from the demented frying pan into the stupid fire."

They might not want Joe because he might lose, but they don't mind Joe in charge, because he will sign the most radical leftist crap, either into law or via executive order. 10% Joe will never interfere with the Administrative State's overthrow of The Repuiblic.

Posted by: illiniwek at May 11, 2024 01:28 PM (Cus5s)

188 in her opening statement, attempting to make this point, says he fired "almost an entire cartridge" at the victim.

"Your Honor, the State has no clue what they are talking about and we request a dismissal."

Posted by: NR Pax at May 11, 2024 01:28 PM (E7kpD)

189 So, it would be nice to do a tit-for-tat and cut their funding at the next round of budgeting. I know those stupid/compromised RNCs won't do it but it would be fun.
Posted by: Ciampino


Or the Dem-dems are distorting the situation for propaganda. Either or, but I'm going with 'bullshit.'

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 11, 2024 01:28 PM (IG4Id)

190 186 I'm watching a real trial of a self defense. One of the prosecution's arguments is that the defendant fired eleven times indicating rage rather than fear. The blond female prosecutor, who appears to be about 14, in her opening statement, attempting to make this point, says he fired "almost an entire cartridge" at the victim.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 11, 2024 01:27 PM (L/fGl)

Indeed, 11 of them.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 11, 2024 01:28 PM (CmpAx)

191 1 - Genocidal war vs. 1/5th the human race or
b - Let Jesus do his job in his timeframe.
Posted by: DaveA at May 11, 2024 01:15 PM (PMJuY)

c-Actually I was thinking just sue every mosque for not allowing women or sodomites to be clergy, use the State of New York's court system, then after being awarded billions simply confiscate every mosque on the planet.

Posted by: Letitia James at May 11, 2024 01:31 PM (R/m4+)

192 Selection of the pristine candidate would be a bloodbath they would hope would be confined to the smoke filled rooms out of the public view and disguised as a mere VP selection.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks


It's too late. They would have had to a candidate being pushed to the front of news campaigns for the past year. If they just debut some party apparatchik at the convention, everyone will be suspicious even if they do go along with the charade. Navin Gruesome has been doing his elevator audition for months and getting nowhere.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 11, 2024 01:31 PM (IG4Id)

193 184 171 "The dynamic scene of Liberty leading revolutionaries into battle"

Guys will follow boobs even if it means their death.
Posted by: NR Pax at May 11, 2024 01:12 PM (E7kpD)

Hills worth dying on.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 11, 2024 01:23 PM (CmpAx)
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Most guys die in the 'trenches'.

Posted by: Ciampino - Vitreous Humour is funny glass #68 at May 11, 2024 01:31 PM (qfLjt)

194 Hills worth dying on.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 11, 2024 01:23 PM (CmpAx)
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Most guys die in the 'trenches'.
Posted by: Ciampino - Vitreous Humour is funny glass #68 at May 11, 2024 01:31 PM (qfLjt)

Mixed metaphors!

Flag on the play! *blows whistle*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 11, 2024 01:33 PM (CmpAx)

195 194
Coach's challenge.

Posted by: Ciampino - Vitreous Humour is funny glass #69 at May 11, 2024 01:34 PM (qfLjt)

196 Good juxtaposition at Insty:

https://tinyurl.com/4b7384ps

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 11, 2024 01:35 PM (CmpAx)

197 Perhaps to "lead from behind" ... behind men like Biden. Behind the curtains. They buy their violence in groups like BLM and Antifa ... and now our very judiciary acts as their front line defense, and offense.

Rogue judges are one of this country's biggest and most serious threats. The idiot judge who is releasing the border rioters in TX is elected. His name is Ruben Morales. Guess his party affiliation. It appears that blood is thicker than legal reasoning.

https://tinyurl.com/4n4r5n6k

Earlier this week, a judge in El Paso dismissed 211 of the rioting cases related to one incident; the same judge had previously dismissed 140 other cases from another border-rushing incident — those cases were revived when the local district attorney took the unusual step of presenting the misdemeanor cases to a grand jury, which indicted all the migrants.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 11, 2024 01:35 PM (CsUN+)

198 .

NOOD

Gardening thread is up.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at May 11, 2024 01:36 PM (O7YUW)

199 Heh, so they did a grand jury, the jury indicted them and then a judge dismissed.

Democracy in action.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 11, 2024 01:37 PM (CmpAx)

200 Nurse ratched - please take comfort in the fact that so many of your friends here are praying for you.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at May 11, 2024 01:38 PM (lmdht)

201 200 Nurse ratched - please take comfort in the fact that so many of your friends here are praying for you.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at May 11, 2024 01:38 PM (lmdht)

Indeed. Hopefully it is something minor.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 11, 2024 01:39 PM (CmpAx)

202 Now, on cross of the defendant, she asks if he keeps reloading making a motion with her hands indicating racking a semiautomatic pistol. This is better than SNL!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 11, 2024 01:41 PM (L/fGl)

203 I'm watching a real trial of a self defense. One of the prosecution's arguments is that the defendant fired eleven times indicating rage rather than fear. The blond female prosecutor, who appears to be about 14, in her opening statement, attempting to make this point, says he fired "almost an entire cartridge" at the victim.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 11, 2024 01:27 PM (L/fGl)



What a stupid distinction. If you're fighting for your life, then yeah, a bit of rage probably does enter into it.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at May 11, 2024 01:41 PM (lmdht)

204 202 Now, on cross of the defendant, she asks if he keeps reloading making a motion with her hands indicating racking a semiautomatic pistol. This is better than SNL!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 11, 2024 01:41 PM (L/fGl)

'Did the defendant blow the smoke from the barrel, and then pose dramatically, like this!?'

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 11, 2024 01:42 PM (CmpAx)

205 Fear/Panic/Rage/Terror, it is all the same thing. Lines get blurry.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 11, 2024 01:43 PM (CmpAx)

206 I mention it here as well foe a lifelong Napoleonic era buff and thousands of Napoleonic era miniatures don't have 1 French figure. And never played the French side in a war game.

Posted by: Skip at May 11, 2024 01:43 PM (fwDg9)

207 Hell the French don't even play the French side in war games! It's too embarrassing!

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at May 11, 2024 01:45 PM (lmdht)

208 How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris?


Nobody knows because its never been done!


Ba da boom!

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at May 11, 2024 01:46 PM (lmdht)

209 What's the most elite unit in the French military?


The French Foreign Legion.


Which, unsurprisingly enough, HAS NO FRENCHMEN in it!


Heh!

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at May 11, 2024 01:48 PM (lmdht)

210 Who will represent "Liberty" tomorrow?

Certainly not the Devil Republican's and their demonic leader Mike Johnson.

Antichrist = Mike Johnson

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 11, 2024 01:51 PM (aFNOf)

211 I think I the French Foreign Legion had some French, they were volunteers.

Posted by: Skip at May 11, 2024 01:51 PM (fwDg9)

212 And their officers are French, but that ruins my joke. Heh.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at May 11, 2024 01:53 PM (lmdht)

213
"Going to war without the French, is like going hunting without an accordion" - Norman Schwarzkopf

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 11, 2024 01:59 PM (XeU6L)

214 Guess you kinda forgot about Yorktown, huh?

Posted by: The French at May 11, 2024 02:26 PM (dg+HA)

215 And we repaid the Yorktown debt with WWI and WWII, keeping the French from having to learn German. Heh.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at May 11, 2024 02:56 PM (lmdht)

216 The Great War kicked the life out of the French

Posted by: Skip at May 11, 2024 02:59 PM (fwDg9)

217 PET NOOD

Posted by: Skip at May 11, 2024 03:33 PM (fwDg9)

218 Sean Burroughs, a 2000 Olympic gold medalist, Little League World Series winner and former first round MLB pick, died Thursday, the California-based Long Beach Little League organization announced Friday. He was 43.

Burroughs died of a cardiac arrest, his mother, Debbie, told the Southern California News Group.

WTF is going on?

Posted by: pawn at May 11, 2024 04:26 PM (QB+5g)

219 Centennial bomber.

U.S. Plans to Fly Upgraded B-52s Until 2060

. . .
The B-52 has been in service with the USAF since 1955,

Nearly everything that is not centralized around computers has been static for 50 years. Most of the research has been focused on getting computers to replace people and watch and control people.

Posted by: azjaeger at May 11, 2024 06:28 PM (3/XaG)

220 All the good Irish left.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 11, 2024 12:04 PM

My family all immigrated to the US from Ireland. Whenever I think about it, I thank God. I'd hate to live there. They're nuts and have bad teeth.

Posted by: Someone Else at May 11, 2024 11:32 PM (IrqeV)

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