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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at May 05, 2024 10:14 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at May 05, 2024 10:14 PM (/QIWP)
Posted by: Robert at May 05, 2024 10:14 PM (XcIQb)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 05, 2024 10:14 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: Martini Farmer
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Just how we like it! Centered too!
Posted by: andycanuck (UfUdn) at May 05, 2024 10:14 PM (UfUdn)
Posted by: GWB at May 05, 2024 10:14 PM (1zxQh)
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at May 05, 2024 10:15 PM (mRs+e)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at May 05, 2024 10:15 PM (as3uC)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at May 05, 2024 10:15 PM (dZVON)
Posted by: Caf at May 05, 2024 10:15 PM (kH/ps)
Y'know, if this were Sunday, I'd expect there to be an ONT right about here right about now. Sha-zaam!
Howdy, y'all. Are you ready for Monday? I'm not.
Hey, MisHum, will you be overnight in the hospital? Or will they just chuck you out in the street? MiladyJo's doc said "they" wanted her out after her hip surgery, but he insisted she spend the night, thank you, Doc!
So, need someone to sub on the Monday ONT? Ahem hint cough
😉
Posted by: mindful webworker - for now at May 05, 2024 10:15 PM (qXRfQ)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 05, 2024 10:15 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 05, 2024 10:15 PM (sAmhv)
Stuck in the middle with you
Posted by: Robert at May 05, 2024 10:16 PM (XcIQb)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 05, 2024 10:16 PM (di6C2)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at May 05, 2024 10:16 PM (dZVON)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 05, 2024 10:16 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 05, 2024 10:16 PM (8dVe3)
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at May 05, 2024 10:16 PM (/QIWP)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 05, 2024 10:17 PM (bo7UB)
Posted by: GWB at May 05, 2024 10:14 PM (1zxQh)
That's MISTER Paul Anka to you!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 05, 2024 10:17 PM (di6C2)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 05, 2024 10:17 PM (CHHv1)
Posted by: Tonypete at May 05, 2024 10:17 PM (x7plP)
Posted by: Dr. T at May 05, 2024 10:17 PM (g0Y4p)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at May 05, 2024 10:17 PM (as3uC)
Jokers to the right
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 05, 2024 10:17 PM (bo7UB)
I think Ben did some things with that vacuum cleaner. Things he's not proud of.
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at May 05, 2024 10:18 PM (/QIWP)
Posted by: Some Rat at May 05, 2024 10:19 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 05, 2024 10:19 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 05, 2024 10:19 PM (CHHv1)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at May 05, 2024 10:14 PM
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Well said. And Congrats for hitting #1.
Posted by: TRex at May 05, 2024 10:19 PM (IQ6Gq)
Posted by: Don Black at May 05, 2024 10:19 PM (/7KEl)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 05, 2024 10:19 PM (di6C2)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 05, 2024 10:19 PM (IG4Id)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 05, 2024 10:19 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm
And - the best theme music too!
Posted by: Tonypete at May 05, 2024 10:19 PM (x7plP)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 05, 2024 10:20 PM (di6C2)
Good on you BeckChas!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at May 05, 2024 10:20 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Don Black at May 05, 2024 10:20 PM (/7KEl)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 05, 2024 10:20 PM (bo7UB)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 05, 2024 10:21 PM (CHHv1)
In other words, nice ONT, Mis Hum (he said in a centered way).
Posted by: LRob in OK at May 05, 2024 10:21 PM (TSQkU)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm
Bugs Bunny Hour? Disqualifier would be it was kinda a WB greatest hits repackage.
Posted by: Some Rat at May 05, 2024 10:21 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 05, 2024 10:20 PM (bo7UB)
Ah, but you see young grasshopper, he is closer to the real prize.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 05, 2024 10:21 PM (di6C2)
Good luck with your surgery Monday. May your most caring, sexy, and thoughtful nurse be your Fabulous.
We already know PT will be what separates the whiners from the winners.
May a young, fit, busty, nurse with blonde hair in a pony-tail not say to you "You remind me of my Dad."
Been there, done that.
I know from experience that the line, when repeated to friends, gets you laughed at.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 05, 2024 10:21 PM (u82oZ)
Expect a burst of media articles about how senile Trump is.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 05, 2024 10:21 PM (uxCna)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 05, 2024 10:21 PM (bo7UB)
Posted by: andycanuck (UfUdn) at May 05, 2024 10:22 PM (UfUdn)
On the one hand, I'm pretty sure my mom will have a fit when she sees my stitching job: on the other hand, the holes are gone. I'm calling it a qualified success.
Posted by: Dr. T at May 05, 2024 10:22 PM (g0Y4p)
Posted by: Braenyard at May 05, 2024 10:22 PM (lCWOD)
Posted by: Mr Innuendo at May 05, 2024 10:22 PM (ibTVg)
Posted by: 13times at May 05, 2024 10:22 PM (Y9FAc)
Posted by: Eromero at May 05, 2024 10:23 PM (NxC5+)
Posted by: Penitent Penguin at May 05, 2024 10:23 PM (V5BDR)
Posted by: andycanuck (UfUdn) at May 05, 2024 10:22 PM (UfUdn)
Who does flush right? Japan? India?
No, I think Japan was top down, left to right. Has to do with long sleeves and calligraphy.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 05, 2024 10:23 PM (di6C2)
Posted by: lin-duh at May 05, 2024 10:23 PM (PZo5T)
Did Biden shit himself?? DOCTOR Jill doesn't seem to want to be near him...
End Wokeness @EndWokeness 7h
Yeah, that's definitely a Code Brown
Max @ActiveTake 18h
I've had 5 kids. I know wtf he's doing.
https://tinyurl.com/awcjspp9
6 seconds
Posted by: andycanuck (UfUdn) at May 05, 2024 10:24 PM (UfUdn)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 05, 2024 10:24 PM (HnUIn)
Posted by: Lost in Space at May 05, 2024 10:24 PM (hqGCh)
Posted by: mikeski denounces himself at May 05, 2024 10:24 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: The ARC of History!
"Look at all those peaceful protesters!!"
Posted by: Some Rat at May 05, 2024 10:24 PM (vJiyU)
Thank you for that book. Almost done. It will be featured next Sunday. Hard to put the first part f the book down.
The author exposed a lot of rot, and paid a hefty price.
Well written, lucid, and explanatory to those that don't know the subject area.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 05, 2024 10:24 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: 13times at May 05, 2024 10:22 PM (Y9FAc)
Is that an unplugged power cord? Usually they do not go for that level of extraneous detail.
Or that the paint on the fence timber on the far left is peeling a bit. Also, is that birdshit to her left?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 05, 2024 10:25 PM (di6C2)
That guy can't afford to destroy anymore brain cells with his substance abuse.
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 05, 2024 10:25 PM (0Htd1)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owrSlbD4spE
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at May 05, 2024 10:25 PM (/QIWP)
Surgery???
You know what that means.
Prayers!!!
And whig, if you make it by here and didn't see it there, @314 previous.
Posted by: TeeJ at May 05, 2024 10:25 PM (xZpzx)
Posted by: GWB at May 05, 2024 10:25 PM (1zxQh)
Sandra Fluke?
Note, you yourself handle three at a time. Even Office Space did not go that far.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 05, 2024 10:26 PM (u82oZ)
At times?
Posted by: Lost in Space at May 05, 2024 10:24 PM (hqGCh)
He is a whiny little bitch with a squeaky voice, but I thought she had gone full anti-semite?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 05, 2024 10:26 PM (di6C2)
Try to get some rest tonight.
Posted by: lin-duh at May 05, 2024 10:23 PM (PZo5T
Warren Zevon once said, I'll sleep when I'm dead
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 05, 2024 10:26 PM (z0aW4)
Posted by: andycanuck (UfUdn) at May 05, 2024 10:26 PM (UfUdn)
Looking forward to the Book Thread
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at May 05, 2024 10:26 PM (hOUT3)
Oh. And Nice Puppies, indeed!
*pours bourbon* ONT Greetings, Horde. CHEERS!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 05, 2024 10:26 PM (e6UQI)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 05, 2024 10:20 PM (di6C2)
Is that a challenge?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 05, 2024 10:27 PM (4BhOX)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hO
lol, true and what a way to start the ONT
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 05, 2024 10:27 PM (S5+ge)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at May 05, 2024 10:27 PM (Js20g)
Posted by: LRob in OK at May 05, 2024 10:27 PM (TSQkU)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 05, 2024 10:27 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 05, 2024 10:17 PM (di6C2)
I'm wearing the shirt! What more do you want?
Posted by: GWB at May 05, 2024 10:27 PM (1zxQh)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 05, 2024 10:27 PM (di6C2)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 05, 2024 10:27 PM (u73oe)
I seem to not be able to email you. If you still have my address, please update me.
Hope you are well, the fish are biting, and the groupies are not biting.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 05, 2024 10:27 PM (u82oZ)
Great photo up top and the song behind it is perfect!
Prayers up for you and The Fabulous for surgery tomorrow!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at May 05, 2024 10:27 PM (U3L4U)
Posted by: GWB at May 05, 2024 10:27 PM (1zxQh)
Integrity.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 05, 2024 10:28 PM (di6C2)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 05, 2024 10:28 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 05, 2024 10:28 PM (8dVe3)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 05, 2024 10:27 PM (4BhOX)
I would almost like to see what it would look like. It would freak people the fuck out.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 05, 2024 10:28 PM (di6C2)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at May 05, 2024 10:28 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 05, 2024 10:29 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: Duke Lowell
IKR???
Posted by: Kristie Noem at May 05, 2024 10:29 PM (IG4Id)
China Grove?
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 05, 2024 10:29 PM (R4t5M)
You remember that international law thing that the FNM/Europe/Democrats told us was so important from 2001-2008 and 2017-2020? It bans sending in troops to fight in a war zone without declaring war. And note this isn't one of those stupid rules passed after WWII...
So anyway, if Vlad takes out a bunch of French industry in response with a missile strike, which again, note is completely legal by the current paradigm of "international law" watch the FNM decide that is an outrage
Posted by: Mr Innuendo at May 05, 2024 10:29 PM (ibTVg)
The upper torso appears to be real.
Posted by: 13times at May 05, 2024 10:29 PM (Y9FAc)
I've had 5 kids. I know wtf he's doing.
Yeah, people who've raised toddlers all seemed to recognize the stance that Biden took.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 05, 2024 10:30 PM (uxCna)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 05, 2024 10:24 PM (HnUIn)
Hah! We all know you are a cop!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 05, 2024 10:30 PM (4BhOX)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 05, 2024 10:30 PM (8dVe3)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at May 05, 2024 10:27 PM (Js20g)
Seems like a waste of a good missile. Just start broadcasting commands to them in German.
Posted by: Dr. T at May 05, 2024 10:30 PM (g0Y4p)
Posted by: andycanuck (UfUdn) at May 05, 2024 10:30 PM (UfUdn)
The only reason that there is anything wrong is your bad thought...
Posted by: 18-1 at May 05, 2024 10:31 PM (ibTVg)
Posted by: Joeblowout at May 05, 2024 10:31 PM (+I6Y/)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 05, 2024 10:28 PM (8dVe3)
We go around sniffing each others butts, of course we're gay.
Posted by: Puppy #2 at May 05, 2024 10:31 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: Mr Innuendo at May 05, 2024 10:29 PM (ibTVg)
There be Rules and then there be Rulez, matey!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at May 05, 2024 10:31 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: 13times at May 05, 2024 10:29 PM (Y9FAc)
I kind of wonder if she is younger than she appears...
*pushes the danger button*
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 05, 2024 10:32 PM (di6C2)
Posted by: Duke Lowell
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Posted by: Cruella DeVille at May 05, 2024 10:32 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: Dutch Treat at May 05, 2024 10:32 PM (V5BDR)
I suspect Macron WANTS to get a Russian response. He's been trying to get NATO into WWIII and a Russian strike on say a French port supplying the FFL would be just what he needs to cause it...
Posted by: 18-1 at May 05, 2024 10:32 PM (ibTVg)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 05, 2024 10:33 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: LRob in OK at May 05, 2024 10:33 PM (TSQkU)
The upper torso appears to be real.
Posted by: 13times
Since AI has learned how many fingers go on a hand and how many forearms go on an elbow, my tell-tale sign of "this is obviously AI generated" is the hair. If the top pic is AI, I'm going to have to find another new sign, because that's some realistic hair.
Posted by: mikeski at May 05, 2024 10:33 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: tankdemon at May 05, 2024 10:33 PM (fH06l)
Ok...ok...ok...
Hitting my knees for ya.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 05, 2024 10:34 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Dutch Treat at May 05, 2024 10:32 PM (V5BDR)
I have to look it up every time.
https://tinyurl.com/24pdee89
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 05, 2024 10:34 PM (di6C2)
Posted by: JT at May 05, 2024 10:34 PM (T4tVD)
Clapping your hands will bring Tinkerbell back to life.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 05, 2024 10:34 PM (S5+ge)
Posted by: tankdemon
I thought everyone saw Poltergeist II.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 05, 2024 10:35 PM (IG4Id)
Posted by: tankdemon at May 05, 2024 10:33 PM (fH06l)
Was it attacking the French Foreign Legion troops in Russia’s borderlands (the meaning of the Ukraine)? Or had it finished taking their surrender?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 05, 2024 10:35 PM (VNX3d)
That is likely to be one of the Big Crises this summer - the Ukrainians start to visibly lose, and the choice is either asking the Russians for terms or sending in NATO troops.
Meanwhile...
People with HIV, tuberculosis and cancer, as well as some with substance addictions will be forced to serve in the Ukrainian armed forces, according to new draft rules published by the Defense Ministry on Friday.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 05, 2024 10:35 PM (uxCna)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 05, 2024 10:35 PM (8dVe3)
Posted by: polynikes at May 05, 2024 10:36 PM (MNhXM)
Posted by: LRob
I'm in for half her airfare if what's she's wearing is the official uniform for "Broccoli Wench".
Posted by: Some Rat at May 05, 2024 10:36 PM (vJiyU)
Plus, the French Foreign Legion have some of the best fighters and most experienced warriors in the French Army. If they are in Ukraine, they are not in France.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 05, 2024 10:36 PM (u82oZ)
Try to get some rest tonight.
Posted by: lin-duh at May 05, 2024 10:23 PM (PZo5T
Warren Zevon once said, I'll sleep when I'm dead
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
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I did send you a copy of The Rehab Chronicles, no?
Hang tough bud. Regards to Mrs. Fab.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 05, 2024 10:36 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at May 05, 2024 10:36 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 05, 2024 10:35 PM (uxCna)
Hey, it worked for the Nazis.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 05, 2024 10:36 PM (di6C2)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 05, 2024 10:34 PM (S5+ge)
And you do know what happens to the first one that stops clapping, right?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at May 05, 2024 10:36 PM (hOUT3)
You're here, so you won!
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 05, 2024 10:37 PM (S5+ge)
Posted by: 18-1 at May 05, 2024 10:32 PM (ibTVg)
If so, Macron may be a bit confused on the whole "You win a war by making the other poor dumb son of a bitch die for his country." thing.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 05, 2024 10:37 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 05, 2024 10:37 PM (uxCna)
Just my standard worthless self.
Gotta hit the sack. Waking up 2-3 hours before sunrise is getting to be an every day thing.
Posted by: TeeJ at May 05, 2024 10:37 PM (xZpzx)
Posted by: Some Rat at May 05, 2024 10:37 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 05, 2024 10:20 PM (bo7UB)
Ah, but you see young grasshopper, he is closer to the real prize.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 05, 2024 10:21 PM (di6C2)
They never give up once they get the scent.
Posted by: Eromero at May 05, 2024 10:38 PM (NxC5+)
Nyah. We have an awesome bacon wench already.
Her clothing will not protect her from the hot brass flying around. Remember, we are all about safety.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 05, 2024 10:38 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 05, 2024 10:38 PM (S5+ge)
Posted by: polynikes at May 05, 2024 10:36 PM (MNhXM)
Kurt Russell in Big Trouble in Little China level. Actually a bit more hair...
Could he be the Hasselhoff?!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 05, 2024 10:38 PM (di6C2)
Posted by: Some Rat
Rat, I'll cover the other half, where's the contact info!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at May 05, 2024 10:39 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Gref at May 05, 2024 10:39 PM (5fDan)
If you're still around. Yes, the Spawn's competitions are sanctioned by the SASP and Snorfflepuppy an 'ette did come watch one day last year.
Posted by: lin-duh at May 05, 2024 10:39 PM (PZo5T)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Little girls dreamt of being moms, women told them not to follow their dreams at May 05, 2024 10:40 PM (SdC0P)
Posted by: 13times at May 05, 2024 10:40 PM (Y9FAc)
Posted by: Dutch Treat
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At least there are no umlauts, I always choke on umlauts.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 05, 2024 10:40 PM (XeU6L)
"The Invisible Monster."
I'm sure that one scarred more than me. Although it should be noted that when invisible, the monster left two footprints. When made visible, he put on a lovely colorful dress.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 05, 2024 10:40 PM (CHHv1)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 05, 2024 10:40 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Diogenes at May 05, 2024 10:37 PM (W/lyH)
1) They are idiots.
2) The gravy train of Ukraine only continues as long as the conflict does.
3) They may figure they can relieve some societal tensions by sending troops. I doubt whether a lot of the Muslim yutes will be signing up though- at least not the ones you want.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 05, 2024 10:40 PM (di6C2)
My first thought was that he was really pushing that Lene Lovitch look, and my second thought was that no one I knew would understand what I was thinking.
I wish the things that no one I know would understand were concepts in sub-nucleonic physics, or at least finance.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 05, 2024 10:40 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 05, 2024 10:40 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Gref
Don “Missed it by that much” Adam’s?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 05, 2024 10:40 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: The ARC of History!
"Journalists."
Is that "a draft of new rules," so the rules aren't finalized, or is it "new rules for the draft," so they are?
Probably the latter since they're "published," but if you write for a living, shouldn't you avoid ambiguity?
Maybe they should replace that guy with AI.
Posted by: mikeski at May 05, 2024 10:41 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: 13times at May 05, 2024 10:40 PM (Y9FAc)
Them feets and toes be needing work as well!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at May 05, 2024 10:41 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 05, 2024 10:42 PM (CHHv1)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 05, 2024 10:42 PM (uxCna)
Posted by: Dutch Treat at May 05, 2024 10:32 PM (V5BDR)
Only because we respect her mind and her principles. *looks shiftily*
Posted by: Dr. T at May 05, 2024 10:42 PM (g0Y4p)
Her clothing will not protect her from the hot brass flying around. Remember, we are all about safety.
Posted by: NaCly Dog
Yes, no one can replace our fabulous Bacon Wench, but this is a new position! As for the other concern, I will cover her body with mine to protect her. It's the kinda guy I am.
Posted by: Some Rat at May 05, 2024 10:42 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: Robert at May 05, 2024 10:43 PM (z7Het)
The upper torso appears to be real.
Posted by: 13times
Since AI has learned how many fingers go on a hand and how many forearms go on an elbow, my tell-tale sign of "this is obviously AI generated" is the hair. If the top pic is AI, I'm going to have to find another new sign, because that's some realistic hair.
Posted by: mikeski at May 05, 2024 10:33 PM (DgGvY)
Some guys would complain if you hung 'em with a new rope.
Posted by: Eromero at May 05, 2024 10:43 PM (NxC5+)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 05, 2024 10:44 PM (S5+ge)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 05, 2024 10:44 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: Eromero at May 05, 2024 10:43 PM (NxC5+)
What, you're not recycling?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at May 05, 2024 10:44 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at May 05, 2024 10:27 PM (Js20g)
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Jokes on the Russkies. That's not how you deliver a missile.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 05, 2024 10:45 PM (bo7UB)
Posted by: JackStraw at May 05, 2024 10:45 PM (LkLld)
You are a giver. Good luck.
I don't know what wine pairs with peanut butter.
But I'll bet her grandmother has the life experience that would make chatting with her more enjoyable.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 05, 2024 10:45 PM (u82oZ)
The second reason is Macron’s anger at seeing French troops, almost all from the Legion, getting kicked out of Sahelian Africa and replaced by Russians. Control of Francophone Africa, and the riches it provides to French politicians, has been broken by the revolt and revolution in Africa and a decisive tilt to Russia – either directly or through PMC Wagner (the Wagner Group). now clearly under Vladimir Putin’s direct control.
This “humiliation” is felt in the Élysée Palace and particularly by Macron who, his opponents say, has lost France’s influence and harmed France’s overseas mining and business interests.
A particular blow is in Niger, an important supplier of uranium to France. France gets 70 percent of its electrical power from nuclear power generators.
--Asia Times opinion piece
Posted by: andycanuck (UfUdn) at May 05, 2024 10:45 PM (UfUdn)
Posted by: 13times at May 05, 2024 10:40 PM (Y9FAc)
My guess is fish eye effect on the camera.
Jade Grobler. (Thank God she is of age, 1997.)
Looks to be an Instagram gal.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 05, 2024 10:45 PM (di6C2)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 05, 2024 10:46 PM (di6C2)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy
Obligatory: The Gap Band
https://youtu.be/17lkdqoLt44?si=FZjMLzKGgHDE0F-2
Posted by: Tonypete at May 05, 2024 10:46 PM (x7plP)
Posted by: Braenyard at May 05, 2024 10:47 PM (lCWOD)
There is an unconfirmed report that the French sent 150 troops of the Foreign Legion to the front lines in Ukraine.
Shirley, you Beau Jest?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 05, 2024 10:47 PM (63Dwl)
Then send your troops to Niger if it's a national security issue.
Posted by: polynikes at May 05, 2024 10:47 PM (inGXk)
https://tinyurl.com/446r9rfa
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at May 05, 2024 10:48 PM (Js20g)
Eva Lotte Louise Joan Vlaardingerbroek. I had to copy that, because I can't spell it. But she supports the PPV, so she is alright in my book.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 05, 2024 10:48 PM (u82oZ)
Miklos took at least three slots on the sock puppet leaderboard
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 05, 2024 10:49 PM (RIvkX)
Shirley, you Beau Jest?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 05, 2024 10:47 PM (63Dwl)
Lot of Ukrainian and Russians in the FFL.
Posted by: polynikes at May 05, 2024 10:49 PM (inGXk)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm
Who loves ya, baby...
Posted by: Theo Kojak at May 05, 2024 10:49 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: mikeski at May 05, 2024 10:49 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 05, 2024 10:49 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 05, 2024 10:49 PM (8dVe3)
Yep. That's why.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 05, 2024 10:45 PM (LkLld)
***
Really liked to take the grandkids in their stroller through the park for the same reason. But they are teens now and really hate sitting on the stroller.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 05, 2024 10:49 PM (W/lyH)
https://tinyurl.com/ynzpd7tv
I saw the words "EVA suit design" and immediately jumped to 15 years old slutty skintight uniforms.
Via Instapundit.
Posted by: Robert at May 05, 2024 10:49 PM (z7Het)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 05, 2024 10:49 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 05, 2024 10:40 PM (XeU6L)
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Umlauts are tough, but tildes are pro-level.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 05, 2024 10:49 PM (bo7UB)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 05, 2024 10:50 PM (di6C2)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 05, 2024 10:51 PM (S5+ge)
Posted by: Eromero at May 05, 2024 10:43 PM (NxC5+)
Some go to the gallows with a hardon.
Posted by: 13times at May 05, 2024 10:51 PM (TzB74)
Busy day..
https://youtu.be/UVxbX0E7VJY
G'nite y'all
💤
Posted by: mindful webworker - puppiez! at May 05, 2024 10:51 PM (qXRfQ)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 05, 2024 10:49 PM (bo7UB)
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Cedillas. Ha.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at May 05, 2024 10:51 PM (Be/+i)
Posted by: 13times at May 05, 2024 10:40 PM (Y9FAc)
Them feets and toes be needing work as well!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at May 05, 2024 10:41 PM (hOUT3)
Well ok, let's just go with Cherry 2000 and call it done. We're all friends here.
Posted by: Eromero at May 05, 2024 10:51 PM (NxC5+)
Posted by: polynikes
Nope, that would be the very definition of "Colonizer" and no lefty will ever want to be accused of that.
Posted by: Some Rat at May 05, 2024 10:51 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 05, 2024 10:51 PM (u82oZ)
The upper torso appears to be real.
She's nice to look at, real or not.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at May 05, 2024 10:52 PM (dZVON)
And thanks to Idaho Spudboy and Tonypete for kicking it off.
American Perspectives on the Atomic Bomb
(APotAB) April 1950,
"Jesus Hits Like an Atom Bomb",
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hi5q3Gq6UhI
Posted by: Braenyard at May 05, 2024 10:53 PM (lCWOD)
Posted by: Some Rat at May 05, 2024 10:53 PM (vJiyU)
Ukraine was never going to win this idiotic war. That was obvious from day 1.
The CIA has been running Ukraine since 2014. We've been sending 10s of billions in untraceable dollars to Ukraine for years, even before Trump was elected. That is what this insane war has always been about.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 05, 2024 10:53 PM (LkLld)
Quite possible that the Ukes will try for some sort of spectacular on that day, like trying to take out the Crimea bridge.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 05, 2024 10:53 PM (uxCna)
Posted by: Braenyard at May 05, 2024 10:47 PM (lCWOD)
dachshunds are working dogs. Small jobs, only, of course.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 05, 2024 10:54 PM (D7oie)
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"In 2022 France had a number of Ukrainians and Russians in the Foreign Legion. They were allowed to leave the Legion and, in the case of the Ukrainians, return to Ukraine to join Ukrainian forces. It isn’t clear if the Russians returned home."
Asia Times
https://tinyurl.com/mryzcuac
Posted by: andycanuck (UfUdn) at May 05, 2024 10:54 PM (UfUdn)
We do not require that The Word be rendered into pabulum.
Insipid Light Phrasings for Semi-Literate Moderns!
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at May 05, 2024 10:54 PM (zdLoL)
May you be visited by flesh and blood goodness, not AI phantom-ware.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 05, 2024 10:54 PM (u82oZ)
The Niger government kicked them out.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 05, 2024 10:54 PM (uxCna)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 05, 2024 10:55 PM (di6C2)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 05, 2024 10:55 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 05, 2024 10:55 PM (S5+ge)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at May 05, 2024 10:52 PM (dZVON)
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Pfft. No doubt she would eat crackers in bed.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 05, 2024 10:55 PM (bo7UB)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at May 05, 2024 10:48 PM (Js20g)
++++
If anyone has the money to possibly force the issue (hire mercenaries to invade the country and extract what's owed), it's PIMCO...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 05, 2024 10:55 PM (HnUIn)
https://tinyurl.com/ynzpd7tv
I saw the words "EVA suit design" and immediately jumped to 15 years old slutty skintight uniforms.
Via Instapundit.
Posted by: Robert at May 05, 2024 10:49 PM
***
I'm not claustrophobic, but five minutes in one of those suits and my nose is gonna start itching like crazy.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 05, 2024 10:55 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 05, 2024 10:56 PM (S5+ge)
If not, open your history book to the chapter about the year 1939.
Just sayin'
Posted by: Gref at May 05, 2024 10:56 PM (5fDan)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 05, 2024 10:57 PM (di6C2)
Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at May 05, 2024 10:57 PM (Vvh2V)
https://tinyurl.com/58d6dur9
Posted by: Aetius451AD
Nice looking, but tattoos turn me off.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 05, 2024 10:57 PM (VNX3d)
Via Instapundit.
Posted by: Robert at May 05, 2024 10:49 PM (z7Het)
at some point, Space X may orbit a station like the ISS, and then what happens?
(Kindltot feverishly leaves through his books on Lockean homesteading theory . . . )
Posted by: Kindltot at May 05, 2024 10:57 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 05, 2024 10:57 PM (S5+ge)
Posted by: Kindltot
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Yeah, little feller is in extreme protection mode.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 05, 2024 10:57 PM (lCWOD)
Posted by: Diogenes at May 05, 2024 10:55 PM (W/lyH)
The boots make me think of rain boots.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 05, 2024 10:57 PM (di6C2)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 05, 2024 10:53 PM (uxCna)
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If that happened I imagine that a lot of Russian armor would end up in the Crimea River.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 05, 2024 10:57 PM (bo7UB)
Posted by: PabloD at May 05, 2024 10:58 PM (f7a6n)
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- I stand with Israel and all Jews everywhere at May 05, 2024 10:58 PM (ET1Q8)
Posted by: 13times at May 05, 2024 10:40 PM (Y9FAc)
Them feets and toes be needing work as well!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at May 05, 2024 10:41 PM (hOUT3)
It's like it was made by an AI that was only fed Rob Liefeld drawings.
Posted by: great photo choice apart from all that though at May 05, 2024 10:58 PM (0fJsj)
Trump is getting humanized! Pizza for the firehouse guys; Attending a slain policeman's funeral while Biden had a high dollar FR; going to the bodega where the owner got charged with murder for killing an armed robber.
And today's appearance at the Formula 1 race ("USA!) wasn't bad either.
Someone on Team Orange has a spot of genuine talent. More, please!
The value of Trump softening his hard edges image can't be overstated, in terms of indies & undecided voters.
Posted by: mnw at May 05, 2024 10:58 PM (NLIak)
Posted by: Katja at May 05, 2024 10:59 PM (dlb1u)
If not, open your history book to the chapter about the year 1939.
Just sayin'
Posted by: Gref
Or their success in keeping hold of French Indo-China after WW2.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 05, 2024 11:00 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: Tammy-al Thor
Yes, and a Tammy-al Thor sighting! Good to "see" you.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 05, 2024 11:00 PM (S5+ge)
I'm just an another old guy but seeing happy, normal and lovely young people just being young and happy helps remind me why I hate commies. There are still people worth fighting for.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 05, 2024 11:00 PM (LkLld)
Visegrád 24 @visegrad24 5h
A Chinese employer working in Africa shows who is boss on the continent.
Many African countries still don’t know what they have gotten themselves into after signing all three commercial agreements with China.
https://tinyurl.com/2zkva9rt
26 seconds; probably NSFW
Posted by: andycanuck (UfUdn) at May 05, 2024 11:00 PM (UfUdn)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at May 05, 2024 11:00 PM (Js20g)
(Kindltot feverishly leaves through his books on Lockean homesteading theory . . . )
Posted by: Kindltot
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Gonna be a beach when Musk has a factory full of 'employees' on the moon while the rest are sending scientific equipment.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 05, 2024 11:00 PM (lCWOD)
The Niger government kicked them out.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 05, 2024 10:54 PM (uxCna)
Yes I know that. If they are using the uranium and Russia's control of it now as an excuse to put their troops in a war zone then put them in one that counts.
Posted by: polynikes at May 05, 2024 11:00 PM (inGXk)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 05, 2024 11:01 PM (9yWhg)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 05, 2024 10:37 PM (S5+ge
For some definitions of "won." I have a feeling that tomorrow I would have shown a bit more restraint.
Posted by: tankdemon at May 05, 2024 11:02 PM (fH06l)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 05, 2024 11:02 PM (S5+ge)
Posted by: Braenyard at May 05, 2024 11:02 PM (lCWOD)
Algeria was far, far more embarrassing - that was treated administratively as part of Metropolitan France.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 05, 2024 11:02 PM (uxCna)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 05, 2024 11:03 PM (bo7UB)
Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at May 05, 2024 10:57 PM (Vvh2V)
Was that a Tammy sighting?
{{{hugs}}}
Posted by: Emmie at May 05, 2024 11:03 PM (Sf2cq)
Posted by: mnw at May 05, 2024 10:58 PM (NLIak)
I was watching a unsub podcast and they had 'Christian Craighead' (not the guy's real name, but he is a former SAS guy.) He was involved in a terrorist attack in... Kenya? Nairobi? He evidently led the group clearing the building. (this is like 2018 or 19.)
Evidently after the fact, he was somewhere Trump was at as well and Trump found out he was there. He ran him down with no cameras and shook his hand and thanked him for protecting American citizens.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 05, 2024 11:03 PM (di6C2)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 05, 2024 11:03 PM (bo7UB)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at May 05, 2024 11:03 PM (SRRAx)
Visegrád 24 @visegrad24 1h
Macron hosts China's Xi in Paris.
https://tinyurl.com/mr38fvhn
photo; friendlier than meeting Blinken
Posted by: andycanuck (UfUdn) at May 05, 2024 11:03 PM (UfUdn)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at May 05, 2024 11:00 PM (Js20g)
*golfclap*
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 05, 2024 11:03 PM (di6C2)
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 05, 2024 11:03 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 05, 2024 11:04 PM (RIvkX)
A $400 million increase in federal funding is available for security in places of worship, Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer announced Sunday.
The boost in money comes as concerns rise over threats against Jewish and Muslim communities, fueled in part by the Israel-Hamas war.
Places like synagogues and mosques could apply to use the money to hire security personnel or install cameras under the new increase in funding to the existing federal Nonprofit Security Grant Program, Schumer, a Democrat, said from New York City.
“We’re going to keep funding so that no synagogue or other religious institution is going to have to live in the fear that they now live with,” Schumer said.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 05, 2024 11:04 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 05, 2024 11:03 PM (0Htd1)
++++
I think you nailed the crucial point.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 05, 2024 11:04 PM (HnUIn)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 05, 2024 11:04 PM (S5+ge)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at May 05, 2024 11:03 PM (SRRAx)
===
This ^^^
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 05, 2024 11:05 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 05, 2024 11:03 PM (0Htd1)
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Yes. It's a matter of operational security.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 05, 2024 11:05 PM (bo7UB)
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- I stand with Israel and all Jews everywhere at May 05, 2024 11:06 PM (ET1Q8)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 05, 2024 11:02 PM (uxCna)
The Legion almost mutinied over that, and apparently that means they had troops about to be formed in Paris as units to take the place over.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 05, 2024 11:06 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 05, 2024 11:07 PM (9yWhg)
SpaceX - Falcon 9 - Starlink Group 6-56 - SLC-40 -
Cape Canaveral SFS - Space Affairs Live
SpaceX is targeting Monday, May 6 for a Falcon 9 launch of 23 Starlink satellites to low-Earth orbit from Space Launch Complex 40 (SLC-40) at Cape Canaveral Space Force Station in Florida.
Liftoff is targeted for 12:36 p.m. EDT, 16:36 UTC, and 18:36 CEST, with backup opportunities available until 2:48 p.m. EDT. If needed, additional opportunities are also available on Tuesday, May 7 starting at 11:08 a.m. ET.
https://www.youtube.com/live/ZMiiodhovD8
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Boeing/NASA - Atlas V N22 - Starliner Boe CFT -
SLC-41 - CCSFS - Space Affairs Live
Scheduled for May 6, 2024
Boeing Crew Flight Test (Boe CFT) will be the first crewed mission of the Boeing Starliner and its third orbital flight test overall after the two uncrewed flight tests, OFT-1 and OFT-2.
The Boeing Starliner is scheduled to be launched on a ULA Atlas N22 from Space Launch Complex 41 (SLC-41) no earlier than May 6 at 10:34 p.m. EDT (02:34 UTC, 04:34 CEST - May 7).
https://www.youtube.com/live/Oed2KpyJUmo
Posted by: Ciampino - Space affairs at May 05, 2024 11:07 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at May 05, 2024 11:07 PM (Vvh2V)
Posted by: Braenyard at May 05, 2024 11:07 PM (lCWOD)
Posted by: mnw at May 05, 2024 11:08 PM (NLIak)
Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at May 05, 2024 11:08 PM (Vvh2V)
Take a look at her left hand.
My fingernails are on the other side of my hand.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 05, 2024 11:09 PM (LkLld)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 05, 2024 10:53 PM (uxCna)
Taking out the Kerch bridge would have been a major inconvenience to the Russians early in the war. They have since built a railroad to Crimea on dry land, so wrecking the bridge would now only be an annoyance.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at May 05, 2024 11:09 PM (Js20g)
https://tinyurl.com/58d6dur9
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 05, 2024 10:55 PM (di6C2)
Well this certainly explains a couple things.
Posted by: Eromero at May 05, 2024 11:10 PM (NxC5+)
Israel Defense Forces @IDF 4h
🚨MOMENTS AGO: Sirens sounding in Kerem Shalom.
While the IDF is facilitating humanitarian aid to the people of Gaza through the Kerem Shalom crossing, terrorists fire rockets into the same area.
Israel remains committed to providing life-saving aid while Hamas remains committed to destroying lives.
Posted by: andycanuck (UfUdn) at May 05, 2024 11:10 PM (UfUdn)
Posted by: mnw at May 05, 2024 11:08 PM (NLIak)
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They were the first thing I saw.
Damn dogs.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 05, 2024 11:11 PM (bo7UB)
You?
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 05, 2024 11:11 PM (S5+ge)
Take a look at her left hand.
My fingernails are on the other side of my hand.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 05, 2024 11:09 PM (LkLld)
Those are the long nails you're seeing. No fingers.
Posted by: polynikes at May 05, 2024 11:11 PM (inGXk)
The Legion did mutiny over that, and intended to drop on Paris - the French hastily withdrew their transport aircraft from Algeria to forestall that.
As the mutiny was crushed, they were shipped off to the prison camps singing Edith Piaf's "Je ne regregette lien" (I regret nothing.)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 05, 2024 11:11 PM (uxCna)
Israel Defense Forces @IDF 20h
🔴ELIMINATED: Aiman Zaarab
Zaarab was one of the Islamic Jihad Rafah Brigade commanders, responsible for the Islamic Jihad Nukhba force's attack on Kibbutz Sufa and the Sufa military post during the October 7 massacre.
Along with Zaarab, two additional Islamic Jihad terrorists who were staying in his operational apartment were eliminated during the strike.
Posted by: andycanuck (UfUdn) at May 05, 2024 11:12 PM (UfUdn)
Posted by: Ciampino - Pretty nurse affairs at May 05, 2024 11:12 PM (qfLjt)
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Starliner, little bitty capsule - > STARLINER.
rolol -
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rCsHuqwa2c
Posted by: Braenyard at May 05, 2024 11:12 PM (lCWOD)
Posted by: andycanuck (UfUdn) at May 05, 2024 11:12 PM (UfUdn)
++++
Good.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 05, 2024 11:13 PM (HnUIn)
Look again. Do your fingers bend backwards?
Posted by: JackStraw at May 05, 2024 11:13 PM (LkLld)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 05, 2024 11:13 PM (bo7UB)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at May 05, 2024 11:00 PM (Js20g)
Why that wanton libidonous trollop! She said she was going to come see me next week!
Posted by: Diogenes at May 05, 2024 11:14 PM (W/lyH)
Look again. Do your fingers bend backwards?
Posted by: JackStraw at May 05, 2024 11:13 PM (LkLld)
... you are seeing the inner curve of the nail? Because her hand is cupped?
Or is this a joke?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 05, 2024 11:15 PM (di6C2)
We're also enjoying rain in Eastern Montana. Glad you have some time off!
Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at May 05, 2024 11:16 PM (Vvh2V)
Posted by: OneEyedJack at May 05, 2024 11:16 PM (FCbAQ)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 05, 2024 11:17 PM (9yWhg)
Posted by: Diogenes at May 05, 2024 11:18 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Braenyard at May 05, 2024 11:18 PM (lCWOD)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 05, 2024 11:19 PM (9yWhg)
Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at May 05, 2024 11:19 PM (Vvh2V)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 05, 2024 11:19 PM (di6C2)
Posted by: Diogenes at May 05, 2024 11:14 PM (W/lyH)
I think you are violating the hell out of the French rule.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 05, 2024 11:19 PM (di6C2)
Posted by: N at May 05, 2024 11:20 PM (RjBju)
evening, all.
On 9/11, I went to Walgreens (maybe Target, I can't remember) to buy a little American flag and they didn't have any because they said they only have flags for big flag days like July 4.
Today I drove by a pro-Palestine demonstration in my teeny beach town and they had about 20 big Palestinian flags. Imagine that!
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 05, 2024 11:20 PM (lCaJd)
--
I love that the little hero has a mullet.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 05, 2024 11:20 PM (n/1xr)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 05, 2024 11:21 PM (9yWhg)
Look again. Do your fingers bend backwards?
Posted by: JackStraw at May 05, 2024 11:13 PM (LkLld)
... you are seeing the inner curve of the nail? Because her hand is cupped?
Or is this a joke?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 05, 2024 11:15 PM (di6C2)
There's nothing funny about rakshasas.
Posted by: Monster Manual at May 05, 2024 11:21 PM (0fJsj)
Hav there been any reported, and verified, attacks or threats on mosques or mohammedans?
Posted by: Ciampino - we keep getting this same shit at May 05, 2024 11:21 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 05, 2024 11:21 PM (bo7UB)
Posted by: N at May 05, 2024 11:21 PM (RjBju)
(APotAB) 1962 - Capitol T 1851)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSgHg-knEQ0
Posted by: Braenyard at May 05, 2024 11:21 PM (lCWOD)
Posted by: Diogenes at May 05, 2024 11:22 PM (W/lyH)
With nails like that, she ain't going to be doing any farm work. Not that it matters, but still.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 05, 2024 11:22 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 05, 2024 11:22 PM (IG4Id)
Posted by: N at May 05, 2024 11:22 PM (RjBju)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 05, 2024 11:23 PM (9yWhg)
Hav there been any reported, and verified, attacks or threats on mosques or mohammedans?
Posted by: Ciampino - we keep getting this same shit at May 05, 2024 11:21 PM (qfLjt)
Scheduling problem at cee eye ay.
Posted by: Eromero at May 05, 2024 11:23 PM (NxC5+)
Posted by: Ciampino - we keep getting this same shit at May 05, 2024 11:21 PM (qfLjt)
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Doesn't matter. The Narrative is what's important.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 05, 2024 11:23 PM (bo7UB)
Eastern Montana? Maybe one day our paths will cross.
Good night Horde
Peace
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 05, 2024 11:23 PM (S5+ge)
>>Or is this a joke?
I've dedicated most of my adult life to studying the female body. I'll grant that hands are not my go to topic but blow up that pic and look at her left hand and explain to me how she has fingernails on the inside of her fingers and they are bent backwards.
My digits don't work that way.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 05, 2024 11:23 PM (LkLld)
Did you all see that video of Joe Biden's weird squat this weekend? The X platform is learning all about dementia posturing.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 05, 2024 11:24 PM (lCaJd)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 05, 2024 11:25 PM (9yWhg)
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NEXTA @nexta_tv 2h
The Wall Street Journal: radical Islamists trained American students ahead of university protests
The protests at Columbia University were the result of a plan that lasted at least several months.
Some of the students were trained by various radical groups such as Black Panther or National Students for Justice in Palestine. These movements are banned at many universities, including Columbia University.
Since April 18, in the course of anti-Semitic protests at 25 American universities, detained more than two thousand people.
Posted by: andycanuck (UfUdn) at May 05, 2024 11:26 PM (UfUdn)
Alas, insurmountable problem: insufficient pieds noir.
"To Lose A Battle," by Alistair Horne is very good. So is the Pontecorvo film "Battle of Algiers." It plays fair, despite its leftwing perspective. Plus it's very exciting-- a faux documentary so good that it fooled a lot of viewers into thinking it WAS a documentary.
I like "Day of the Jackal" too, for many reasons. It certainly conveys the seriousness of the crisis De Gaulle faced. The attempted assassination at the start of the film is a meticulous re-creation of the actual event. Really brilliant, imo.
The leader of the operation to murder De Gaulle was a French Air Force officer. He felt, mistakenly as it turned out, that "no French soldiers will ever obey an order to shoot me."
De Gaulle said that he would've pardoned the ringleader, but for the fact that his group had tried to kill Yvonne (De Gaulle's wife) too.
Posted by: mnw at May 05, 2024 11:27 PM (NLIak)
Posted by: N at May 05, 2024 11:28 PM (RjBju)
My digits don't work that way.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 05, 2024 11:23 PM (LkLld)
I'm laughing my ass off here. I seem to be missing something here completely.
Her fingers are curled inward on her left hand. So her hand forms a C with the top of the C and ends of the backs of her fingers resting on her boob there. You are then seeing the inner curve of her fairly minimally long fingernails.
She's hot. I think this should not be overlooked while we decided exactly HOW MANY angels are on that pin. And are they dancing normally.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 05, 2024 11:28 PM (di6C2)
Posted by: Ciampino - we keep getting this same shit at May 05, 2024 11:21 PM (qfLjt)
Scheduling problem at cee eye ay.
Posted by: Eromero at May 05, 2024 11:23 PM (NxC5+)
***
Sheeh, between torching black churches, trashing MAGA rallys, and infiltrating the Catholics, its easier
to book a conference room at the HQs.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 05, 2024 11:28 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Braenyard at May 05, 2024 11:29 PM (lCWOD)
Posted by: Roberto at May 05, 2024 11:29 PM (bkf/+)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 05, 2024 11:24 PM (lCaJd)
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It did not look like he was relieving his bladder or bowel, but he might have.
To me it looked like a brief episode of confusion or syncope
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 05, 2024 11:30 PM (RIvkX)
Thor and I have gone a-roaming. I believe we have found every severe weather event in the country over the last few weeks. Sleep good!
Going to turn in myself. Sweet dreams, Morons!
Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at May 05, 2024 11:30 PM (Vvh2V)
Posted by: Ciampino - we keep getting this same shit at May 05, 2024 11:21 PM (qfLjt)
Scheduling problem at cee eye ay.
Posted by: Eromero at May 05, 2024 11:23 PM (NxC5+)
***
Sheeh, between torching black churches, trashing MAGA rallys, and infiltrating the Catholics, its easier
to book a conference room at the HQs.
Posted by: Diogenes
If there is a threat, I say we send in Meal Team Six, and the mosque is required to feed them.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 05, 2024 11:30 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: N at May 05, 2024 11:28 PM (RjBju)
Oh! Is that what Jack is going on about? Yeah, I think that is her bikini- not a nail. Trying to find another picture from that set. She has a golden retriever (+1.)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 05, 2024 11:31 PM (di6C2)
Posted by: Ciampino -
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Al-Aqsa Mosque?
Posted by: Braenyard at May 05, 2024 11:31 PM (lCWOD)
Posted by: B
She's not an addition she's the soul of the thread
Posted by: N at May 05, 2024 11:31 PM (RjBju)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 05, 2024 11:31 PM (di6C2)
Posted by: Tammy-al Thor
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Christopher posted a bit back that he was taking a break. Don't recall the reason. No idea about Insomnia. Got some sleep finally?
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 05, 2024 11:32 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at May 05, 2024 11:32 PM (Vvh2V)
And ace accuses me of taking drugs.
Blow up the picture. She's either an alien, not the Mexican kind, or the picture has been altered.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 05, 2024 11:33 PM (LkLld)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 05, 2024 11:32 PM (sAmhv)
I think Insom may pop back in from time to time under another nic.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 05, 2024 11:34 PM (di6C2)
Posted by: JackStraw
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The hand that looks inverted is the real hand cupping her breast the other part of the hand that appears normal is the AI.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 05, 2024 11:36 PM (lCWOD)
Blow up the picture. She's either an alien, not the Mexican kind, or the picture has been altered.
It is her bikini strap ffs
Posted by: N at May 05, 2024 11:36 PM (RjBju)
And seriously, good night!
Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at May 05, 2024 11:36 PM (Vvh2V)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 05, 2024 11:36 PM (9yWhg)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 05, 2024 11:38 PM (sAmhv)
The French were also preparing an atomic bomb test in Southern Algeria at the time of the mutiny.
They got a call from Paris:
"Detonate the bomb. Now."
Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 05, 2024 11:39 PM (uxCna)
The CIA has been running Ukraine since 2014. We've been sending 10s of billions in untraceable dollars to Ukraine for years, even before Trump was elected. That is what this insane war has always been about.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 05, 2024 10:53 PM (LkLld)
Except of course BlackRock and friends are buying up their farmland and remaining mineral wealth for pennies on the dollar. While they wanted to do this to Russia, they'll filch anything they can. Who's gonna stop them? Dead and wounded Ukrainian guys? But yeah, it's always been about money.
Posted by: GOP sux at May 05, 2024 11:41 PM (Zzbjj)
Some of the students were trained by various radical groups such as Black Panther or National Students for Justice in Palestine. These movements are banned at many universities, including Columbia University.
Since April 18, in the course of anti-Semitic protests at 25 American universities, detained more than two thousand people.
Posted by: andycanuck
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Imagine that!
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 05, 2024 11:41 PM (lCaJd)
Clay Edwards @SaveJxn 6h
Here's @StaceyJSpiehler from the @MSFreePress and the girl who intentionally went around the barricade to taunt to the frat boys plotting the whole thing out in advance. I know everyone will say none of that matters because of Monkey boys nonsense, but I think it's very relevant. They created this whole confrontation for clicks and to give the other girl her fabricated "iconic" moment and didn't even realize what she had filmed till after the fact, otherwise she would have moved the camera over to monkey boy exclusively.
https://tinyurl.com/4p3xywzh
More here:
https://tinyurl.com/4wnck3ru
Posted by: andycanuck (UfUdn) at May 05, 2024 11:41 PM (UfUdn)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 05, 2024 11:42 PM (8zz6B)
We're going to be dealing with this fake shit for the rest of our lives. I bet we see a lot of it this election cycle.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 05, 2024 11:42 PM (LkLld)
The first day of a conspiracy is usually the best day, as they say.
Massu was the real deal, though. The portrayal of Massu in the film "Battle of Algiers" is quite riveting.
Massu had been one of De Gaulle's VERY few close personal friends. I believe Massu did appx 5 yrs in prison for his part in the mutiny.
Posted by: mnw at May 05, 2024 11:45 PM (NLIak)
It also came out today that the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation has been funding these pro-Hamas groups.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 05, 2024 11:46 PM (uxCna)
Posted by: Braenyard at May 05, 2024 11:47 PM (lCWOD)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 05, 2024 11:47 PM (9yWhg)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 05, 2024 11:46 PM (uxCna)
And I wonder how much of the recent Ukraine money found it's way into the pockets of these foundations?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 05, 2024 11:47 PM (di6C2)
To me it looked like a brief episode of confusion or syncope
Posted by: San Franpsycho
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Dementia-related.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 05, 2024 11:47 PM (lCaJd)
The Biden administration has put a hold on a shipment of U.S.-manufactured ammunition to Israel for the first time since the deadly Oct. 7 Hamas terror attack, according to a report.
Two Israeli officials told Axios that the weapons shipment was stopped last week, leaving officials within the Israeli government scrambling to understand why.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 05, 2024 11:49 PM (63Dwl)
Go to Walmart they have several American Flags to choose from.
Posted by: Braenyard
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Check.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 05, 2024 11:49 PM (lCaJd)
Posted by: Braenyard
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Check.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
I think they also accept cash. Who can tell, nowadays?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 05, 2024 11:50 PM (VNX3d)
https://tinyurl.com/4wnck3ru
Posted by: andycanuck (UfUdn) at May 05, 2024 11:41 PM (UfUdn)
If an obese pig of a black woman wants to "demonstrate" on behalf of Hamas, I see nothing wrong with mocking the shit out of her.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 05, 2024 11:51 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 05, 2024 11:51 PM (di6C2)
The Biden Administration:
1) Make aid to Israel contingent on aid to Ukraine.
2) The bill passes.
3) Immediately start shipping arms to Ukraine, which had been pre-located in Poland.
4) Refuse to ship arms to Israel. Refuse to say why the arms shipments have been stopped.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 05, 2024 11:52 PM (uxCna)
Posted by: scampydog at May 05, 2024 11:52 PM (RXIkC)
Anyone else think it is kind of gay (or autistic) that we are going over the photo of a beautiful woman like it's the Zapruder film?
Posted by: Aetius451AD
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The ONT master knows how to keep you posting and hitting Reload.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 05, 2024 11:53 PM (lCaJd)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSgHg-knEQ0
Posted by: Braenyard at May 05, 2024 11:53 PM (lCWOD)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
..................................
Well, I wasn't.
But, yes
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 05, 2024 11:54 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 05, 2024 11:52 PM (uxCna)
THIS is a very good point.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 05, 2024 11:55 PM (di6C2)
Most bikini tops aren't made of dog leashes. Did you not notice it's a thick rope?
Nor Russian colluders were invovled in the making of this photoshop.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 05, 2024 11:55 PM (LkLld)
Blow up the picture. She's either an alien, not the Mexican kind, or the picture has been altered.
Iwi is among the biggest mfrs of ammo in the world, why do we need to send Israel bullets?
Did it not occur to Israel that the should have bunches stored for something such as this
Posted by: N at May 05, 2024 11:55 PM (RjBju)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 05, 2024 11:56 PM (di6C2)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)
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He didn't try to mate with them either.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 05, 2024 11:56 PM (lCWOD)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 05, 2024 11:56 PM (VNX3d)
The regime doesn't have the guts to do that.
Posted by: mnw at May 05, 2024 11:58 PM (NLIak)
Posted by: scampydog
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Babylon DC. My 'hometown'. (Spit)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 05, 2024 11:58 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: pookysgirl is in crunch time at May 05, 2024 11:58 PM (dtlDP)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
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No, we're learning how to deal with the coming deception.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 05, 2024 11:58 PM (lCWOD)
https://is.gd/EXQr4Q
Posted by: andycanuck (UfUdn) at May 05, 2024 11:59 PM (UfUdn)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf
......,............................
Men.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 05, 2024 11:59 PM (sAmhv)
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Are they using umbrellas or palm trees?
Posted by: Braenyard at May 06, 2024 12:00 AM (lCWOD)
Posted by: mnw at May 06, 2024 12:00 AM (NLIak)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf
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Males aged 13 to death.
Posted by: scampydog at May 06, 2024 12:01 AM (RXIkC)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 06, 2024 12:01 AM (9yWhg)
Anyone else think it is kind of gay (or autistic) that we are going over the photo of a beautiful woman like it's the Zapruder film?
Posted by: Aetius451AD
There is a third dog on the grassy knoll.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 06, 2024 12:01 AM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Braenyard at May 05, 2024 11:58 PM (lCWOD)
The Internet will soon be swamped by AI-generated pictures of Joe Biden not shitting his pants.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 06, 2024 12:02 AM (8zz6B)
That's what a Russian colluder would say.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 06, 2024 12:03 AM (LkLld)
Posted by: N at May 06, 2024 12:04 AM (RjBju)
The Biden administration has put a hold on a shipment of U.S.-manufactured ammunition to Israel for the first time since the deadly Oct. 7 Hamas terror attack, according to a report.
Two Israeli officials told Axios that the weapons shipment was stopped last week, leaving officials within the Israeli government scrambling to understand why.
Posted by: Ber
Iwi is among the biggest mfrs of ammo in the world, why do we need to send Israel bullets?
Did it not occur to Israel that the should have bunches stored for something such as this
There we go
Posted by: N at May 06, 2024 12:06 AM (RjBju)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 06, 2024 12:01 AM (9yWhg)
End-of-the-year achedule for Pookette, so I have to be militant about her sleep schedule (and that there are no books in her bed, a Sisyphean task). She made Lil Pooky move this morning, and i think it waa the highlight of her day.
Posted by: pookysgirl, officially at the halfway point at May 06, 2024 12:06 AM (dtlDP)
Did it not occur to Israel that the should have bunches stored for something such as this
There we go
Posted by: N at May 06, 2024 12:06 AM (RjBju)
Might not be small-arms bullets...
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 06, 2024 12:07 AM (8zz6B)
https://mol.im/a/13376857
Posted by: Ciampino - Plagiarism? Hello, Harvard! at May 06, 2024 12:07 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 06, 2024 12:09 AM (9yWhg)
Posted by: Alb
They are among the biggest mfrs of arms why do they need anything? They should have enough to do Gaza without us ot anybody.
They are not using high end weapons it is bullets, arty, and 2000 pound bombs.
Posted by: N at May 06, 2024 12:10 AM (RjBju)
Posted by: a dude in MI at May 06, 2024 12:11 AM (+I6Y/)
Posted by: Puddleglum
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I'm out in the wild this evening. Very interesting folks is the most polite thing I can say.
Posted by: scampydog at May 06, 2024 12:12 AM (RXIkC)
https://mol.im/a/13376857
Posted by: Ciampino - Plagiarism?
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Now do the patient nurses.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 06, 2024 12:13 AM (lCWOD)
Posted by: I'm preemptively tired of her shit at May 06, 2024 12:13 AM (0fJsj)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 06, 2024 12:13 AM (di6C2)
The first book introduces the alien crawler - it slowly scribes odd phrases on alien lichen growing on the stairwell walls of a strange tower.
The word and sentence structure choices Gavin Newsom posts on his Twitter feed is that. The unceasing agitprop; It’s weird and fantastic and unreal.
People “liking” Newsom’s propaganda inhaled the toxic lichen-pollen.
Posted by: 13times at May 06, 2024 12:14 AM (a9h3b)
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I haven't met a Sharma that wasn't superior to everyone else in the room.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 06, 2024 12:15 AM (lCWOD)
Posted by: Mr. Whipple at May 06, 2024 12:17 AM (0fJsj)
https://mol.im/a/13384503
Posted by: Ciampino - So he plays the organ? at May 06, 2024 12:19 AM (qfLjt)
https://mol.im/a/13384503
Isn't this the same guy that was arresting priests not that long ago?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at May 06, 2024 12:21 AM (dZVON)
https://mol.im/a/13385249
Miracle Whip is all the rage.
Posted by: Ciampino - So he plays the organ? Is it a Stalin Organ? at May 06, 2024 12:21 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 06, 2024 12:09 AM (9yWhg)
Yup! Speaking of Zapruder films, I had to have her analyze the short clip I was given of her band marching to help identify where she was specifically. The band is 5-8th grade, most of the 8th graders are my height or taller, and she's in the middle of 5th grade for height. But we found her! And she was so proud that her playing was literally as clear as a bell!
Posted by: pookysgirl, enforcing rest at May 06, 2024 12:22 AM (dtlDP)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 06, 2024 12:23 AM (9yWhg)
Dr Lin said: 'There definitely is this like mafia feeling to the situation, that if she tells you to do something, you have to do it. And if you don't, then, you know, there will be repercussions.’
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Sound like there's an HR problem?
Sound like the coming socialized medicine?
Does to me.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 06, 2024 12:23 AM (lCWOD)
Police reveal the bizarre reason why surfers were targeted in Mexico
https://mol.im/a/13385325
Posted by: Ciampino - So he plays the organ? Is it a Stalin Organ?! at May 06, 2024 12:23 AM (qfLjt)
https://mol.im/a/13384503
Posted by: Ciampino - So he plays the organ? at May 06, 2024 12:19 AM (qfLjt)
Saw a meme..top paid actor Tom Cruise x'd out with a pic of Zelensky on top
Posted by: a dude in MI at May 06, 2024 12:26 AM (+I6Y/)
Posted by: raimondo at May 06, 2024 12:26 AM (rulqQ)
I had a great time in marching band in junior high and high school. I hope that Pookette’s experiences are similarly positive.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 06, 2024 12:27 AM (9yWhg)
(APotAB) Release Year 1982
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=onf3ZaU9PqU
Posted by: Braenyard at May 06, 2024 12:27 AM (lCWOD)
Posted by: raimondo at May 06, 2024 12:26 AM (rulqQ)
Crime rate at U. Miss. set to drop precipitously.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 06, 2024 12:29 AM (8zz6B)
Or is it like the N word... they can do it but others cannot.
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 06, 2024 12:30 AM (xaFKb)
https://tinyurl.com/246pvwt2
Posted by: Ciampino - BAT & Belfry enthusiasts at May 06, 2024 12:30 AM (qfLjt)
https://mol.im/a/13383447
Posted by: Ciampino - BAT & Belfry enthusiasts ... at May 06, 2024 12:32 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: a dude in MI at May 06, 2024 12:11 AM (+I6Y/)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 06, 2024 12:32 AM (llON8)
https://mol.im/a/13384503
Posted by: Ciampino
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That's why he closed all the churches.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 06, 2024 12:33 AM (lCWOD)
They should rename themselves NAAAA (National Association for the Advancement of African Americans). It would be pronounced Nah.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 06, 2024 12:34 AM (VNX3d)
Posted by: Ciampino - nutella? at May 06, 2024 12:34 AM (qfLjt)
_SlayNews
Posted by: Braenyard at May 06, 2024 12:35 AM (lCWOD)
_SlayNews
Posted by: Braenyard
Illegals doing the jobs Americans won’t do?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 06, 2024 12:36 AM (VNX3d)
Colored people but don't you dare call one of them colored.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 06, 2024 12:37 AM (lCWOD)
Seems like just yesterday that if you didn't support Zelensky you were a Putin puppet.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 06, 2024 12:37 AM (LkLld)
Elad Benari
Elad Benari
2 minutes
May 6, 2024, 3:24 AM (GMT+3)
Posted by: Braenyard at May 06, 2024 12:39 AM (lCWOD)
Calls Reagan 'Sleepy' - says America is safer while
he's taking a nap.
You've missed the best one's but here's another opinion from 1977
(APotAB) From the 1978 7" vinyl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9fBHK6_gCo
Posted by: Braenyard at May 06, 2024 12:46 AM (lCWOD)
Watching the commencements at the major universities
You get what you pay for and so many of our major universities have declined to such a degree that the "Degrees" these spoon fed Marxist/Commie spoiled brats are worth SQUAT for the most part to this the Republic.
The numb-nuts PARENTS are sure indeed PROUD ...none the less and equally clueless. Bet they all vote Democrate.
Posted by: Nightwatch at May 06, 2024 12:48 AM (TDvv2)
Posted by: Braenyard at May 06, 2024 12:49 AM (lCWOD)
"Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do"
Posted by: The Mysterious Mind of Miklos at May 06, 2024 12:50 AM (g3rvw)
Posted by: Miklos QED at May 06, 2024 12:51 AM (g3rvw)
Posted by: Braenyard at May 06, 2024 12:52 AM (lCWOD)
Posted by: raimondo on tap at May 06, 2024 12:54 AM (g3rvw)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 06, 2024 12:55 AM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 06, 2024 12:56 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Braenyard at May 06, 2024 12:57 AM (lCWOD)
Posted by: Nightwatch at May 06, 2024 01:03 AM (TDvv2)
Posted by: Nightwatch
Cinco de Spicy Mayo is over, dude.
Posted by: El Miklosero at May 06, 2024 01:04 AM (g3rvw)
Posted by: Braenyard at May 06, 2024 01:08 AM (lCWOD)
Posted by: Braenyard
So I can stay up?
Posted by: Bonzo at May 06, 2024 01:09 AM (g3rvw)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 06, 2024 01:11 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 06, 2024 01:14 AM (VNX3d)
Was not even aware of the missed watered down Margaritas...was working my Urgent Care...saving Urinary Tract Infections, STD's and a couple of dog bites today.
On the + side....No COVID, no FLU, just a couple of STREP cases...the trend is showing that the Viral Season is... for the most part over.
Posted by: Nightwatch at May 06, 2024 01:14 AM (TDvv2)
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at May 06, 2024 01:14 AM (55boN)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist
I just cancelled my Amazon Prime (only had it so Old Mama could watch the TV shows and movies).
This will probably get me killed.
Posted by: Miklos vs. Bezos, Round One at May 06, 2024 01:15 AM (g3rvw)
@sentdefender
The Israel Defense Force has begun issuing Evacuation Orders for the City of Rafah in the Southern Gaza Strip, beginning with several Neighborhoods which are closest to the Israeli Border, Palestinian Residents are being told that they should Immediately Evacuate to a “Humanitarian Zone” which is being established on the Coast of Southern Gaza near Khan Yunis and Al-Mawasi.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 06, 2024 01:16 AM (LkLld)
Posted by: Dr. DOCTOR Jill at May 06, 2024 01:17 AM (g3rvw)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 06, 2024 01:19 AM (Sgq8y)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz
NO MARGARITAS AFTER 2PM!
Posted by: Dr. Miklos at May 06, 2024 01:20 AM (g3rvw)
I am sure events will go as ordained and with your presence should the call come...an extra measure of security for the success of said birthing event.
YOU GO GRAMA!!!
Posted by: Nightwatch at May 06, 2024 01:25 AM (TDvv2)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 06, 2024 01:27 AM (Sgq8y)
@sentdefender
The Israel Defense Force has begun issuing Evacuation Orders for the City of Rafah in the Southern Gaza Strip, beginning with several Neighborhoods which are closest to the Israeli Border, Palestinian Residents are being told that they should Immediately Evacuate to a “Humanitarian Zone” which is being established on the Coast of Southern Gaza near Khan Yunis and Al-Mawasi.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 06, 2024 01:29 AM (LkLld)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 06, 2024 01:29 AM (sAmhv)
I'll say this for Dawn Staley, coach of the national Champeen Lady Gamecocks, the woman knows how to do PR and fan relations, and a is a nice gal.
I mentioned the other night that my mother got a basketball autographed by Dawn Staley, and a team photo next to the trophy signed by all the members of the team.
We thought my mother's good friend and her son arranged this. They did not, they merely provided the info. My mother's friend's son, her second oldest is a doctor and USC alumnus, and a big Gamecock booster.
He is also Dawn Staley's doctor. I did not know this. Anyway, he was mentioning his mother and my mother, and would tell her about what was going on. He mentioned my mother had a stroke to her. This was right during the SEC tournament.
Dawn Staley did this on her own, just asking the doc what my mother's address was.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 06, 2024 01:30 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz
I read that in an Ed McMahon voice.
Posted by: Dr. Miklos, with hearty guffaw at May 06, 2024 01:31 AM (g3rvw)
The Urgent Care kinda kicked my ass today plus some drama with my Nurse Practitioner who I am finding is not up to snuff compared to my 25 years in ER medicine but I remain respectful to her license...which is what I have to do.
Still...she is pretty weak on Diagnostic work-ups.
Posted by: Nightwatch at May 06, 2024 01:32 AM (TDvv2)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley
Saccerliner ain't the worst place.
Posted by: Miklos, who has lived in several at May 06, 2024 01:33 AM (g3rvw)
This will probably get me killed.
Posted by: Miklos vs. Bezos, Round One at May 06, 2024 01:15 AM (g3rvw)
I've got 2 more days left, and about $15 in credits. Trying to think of what hard-to-find-in-IRL stuff I need.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 06, 2024 01:34 AM (w6EFb)
Good night, Horde.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 06, 2024 01:34 AM (Sgq8y)
Posted by: Nightwatch at May 06, 2024 01:35 AM (TDvv2)
I'm watching Trump in Wisconsin. He's good! Giving facts I didn't know.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 06, 2024 01:38 AM (lCaJd)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3mySp41Qs8
Posted by: Miklos, and a one- and a two-a at May 06, 2024 01:39 AM (g3rvw)
G'night Debby & Nightwatch, and everyone else what went to bed already!
Prayers up for successful surgery and quick recovery, MisHum!
Amz Prime-- can't cancel or hubby would have a fit. Tv is his primary baby-sitter, and I think he's already watched most everything available for free LOL
Posted by: JQ at May 06, 2024 01:40 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 06, 2024 01:41 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Dr. Miklos
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So did Publishers Clearinghouse.
Posted by: He worked for us! American Family Publishers at May 06, 2024 01:42 AM (RXIkC)
Posted by: He worked for us! American Family Publishers
My Uncle owned the company that made the giant oversize checks.
After Ed McMahon died, they went bankrupt.
Posted by: Miklos, my word as a Biden at May 06, 2024 01:45 AM (g3rvw)
Posted by: raimondo on tap at May 06, 2024 12:54 AM
"on tap"? Dude, you must have done the entire keg.
Seek help.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 06, 2024 01:47 AM (RKVpM)
After Ed McMahon died, they went bankrupt.
Posted by: Miklos
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You have had a life filled with interesting events and people. PCH and AFP - Ed McMahon spokesman is a fine Mandela Effect example.
Posted by: scampydog at May 06, 2024 01:48 AM (RXIkC)
https://tinyurl.com/ysbnma8h
Posted by: JackStraw at May 06, 2024 01:49 AM (LkLld)
My wife received a giant oversize check once. But it was for about one hundred bucks.
As Cosmo and other woman's magazines proverbially ask: Does size matter when it's that small?
Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 06, 2024 01:54 AM (RKVpM)
Posted by: Miklos, my word as a Biden at May 06, 2024 01:45 AM (g3rvw)
Dead
Zombie Johnny: "I did not know that!"
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 06, 2024 01:56 AM (e6UQI)
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Raimondo, brings the least faucetnating info.
Posted by: scampydog at May 06, 2024 01:56 AM (RXIkC)
As Cosmo and other woman's magazines proverbially ask: Does size matter when it's that small?
Posted by: Divide by Zero
Hah! They were definitely *compensating*
Posted by: JQ at May 06, 2024 01:57 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: JQ at May 06, 2024 01:59 AM (njWTi)
Israeli army tells Palestinians to temporarily evacuate parts of Rafah for humanitarian areas ahead of possible assault
I'm sure that Hamas will now see the light and surrender, and release the hostages, many of whom are USA citizens.
/ totally sarc.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 06, 2024 02:08 AM (RKVpM)
My wife said today that after I heard on the radio about the lawsuit against the Boy Scouts of America I missed the proper exit, got a little lost, and had to double back about ten miles across New Jersey. I began to remember something I never wanted to remember again.
IMHO those rotten 'Racketeering Influenced Corrupt Organization' (RICO) bastards in the BSA got in bed with the rotten bastards in the trial lawyer industry and are going to shit on about 90,000 abused teenagers. "20%" bankruptcy? Are you fvcking kidding me?
America 2.0 sucks ass. As David Byrne of 'Talking Heads' famously asked, 'How did we get here?'
/ Another try at a nights sleep
Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 06, 2024 02:32 AM (RKVpM)
Posted by: I'm preemptively tired of her shit at May 06, 2024 12:13 AM (0fJsj)
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I love this place.
Posted by: Midnight Rambler at May 06, 2024 02:42 AM (xverI)
Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 06, 2024 02:32 AM (RKVpM)
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America 1.0's Sominex is still available.
The jingle alone should help you close your eyes:
https://youtu.be/DH1-xhhKeVw
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 06, 2024 02:43 AM (T5tgC)
After a while, he started making the giant oversize checks for the US Government.
Posted by: Miklos, my word as a Beau Biden at May 06, 2024 02:52 AM (g3rvw)
Mama wants less cayenne. I prefer double the cayenne.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 06, 2024 02:56 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Miklos on ONTiptoes at May 06, 2024 02:56 AM (g3rvw)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist
Capsicum is very healthy.
They taught me this in Skool.
Posted by: Miklos believes this to be TRUE at May 06, 2024 02:58 AM (g3rvw)
Sumpin ain't rite here
Posted by: Miklos believes manure spreaders can be multifunctional devices at May 06, 2024 03:00 AM (g3rvw)
Posted by: Miklos, Suh at May 06, 2024 03:03 AM (g3rvw)
Posted by: Miklos, just playing in the dirt alone, which is fine at May 06, 2024 03:07 AM (g3rvw)
Posted by: Miklos
Well, they're attached, so I take them everywhere. But I'm taking them to bed now.
Posted by: mikeski at May 06, 2024 03:11 AM (DgGvY)
I'm about to go, but while you are conversin' with his Excelluncy, da Guvnah, tell him to get on Mrs. Duke up here for me.
Mrs. Duke's grid ain't what it used to be. We had a little popup shower here (which we need big time), and that caused a power glitch. Damned UPS went off, and I had to set some clocks.
It's this green shit and DEI most likely.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 06, 2024 03:13 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 06, 2024 03:14 AM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 06, 2024 03:17 AM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 06, 2024 03:27 AM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 06, 2024 03:32 AM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 06, 2024 03:38 AM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 06, 2024 03:40 AM (sAmhv)
I got everything all set for my Med supplement, drug, and dental plans with Weird Dave yesterday. The cost turned out to be about what I expected. But now, with the Med Part B premium plus that, I'm looking at some $$ just when my take-home income is going to drop by 15% or so. This makes me nervous, and leads me to think I should work a couple more months . . . but if I do, I will lose half my banked vacation hours, which the two months will just make up for.
Who knew this stuff was going to be so complicated.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 06, 2024 03:52 AM (omVj0)
Posted by: Skip at May 06, 2024 03:52 AM (fwDg9)
Posted by: Skip
*prepares Skip's lunch*
The Power Rangers lunch box is still in service
Posted by: Auntie Miklos at May 06, 2024 03:55 AM (g3rvw)
Posted by: olddog in mo at May 06, 2024 03:55 AM (ju2Fy)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 06, 2024 03:56 AM (omVj0)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 06, 2024 03:58 AM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere
There's a whole lot of Consummatin' goin' on up in there
Posted by: Miklos as Rush Limbaugh as Fritz Hollings at May 06, 2024 04:02 AM (g3rvw)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere
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There's a whole lot of Consummatin' goin' on up in there
Posted by: Miklos as Rush Limbaugh as Fritz Hollings at May 06, 2024
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Consomme for lunch!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 06, 2024 04:04 AM (omVj0)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come
By the rivers of Babylon
Where we sat down
And there we wept
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MipmMg-bCPQ
Posted by: Miklostafarai at May 06, 2024 04:04 AM (g3rvw)
My digits don't work that way.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 05, 2024 11:23 PM (LkLld)
I'm laughing my ass off here. I seem to be missing something here completely.
Her fingers are curled inward on her left hand. So her hand forms a C with the top of the C and ends of the backs of her fingers resting on her boob there. You are then seeing the inner curve of her fairly minimally long fingernails.
She's hot. I think this should not be overlooked while we decided exactly HOW MANY angels are on that pin. And are they dancing normally.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 05, 2024 11:28 PM (di6C2)
I vote for the photo being not-AI.
Posted by: m at May 06, 2024 04:05 AM (o3SCB)
Posted by: Red Beans and Rice Miklos at the Camellia Grill at May 06, 2024 04:06 AM (g3rvw)
Posted by: JT at May 06, 2024 04:09 AM (T4tVD)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius,
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Monday
You know betterer
Posted by: Red Beans and Rice Miklos at the Camellia Grill at May 06, 2024
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It may sound heretical, but we never did that on Mondays when I was growing up. Nor have I done it since, except rarely and by accident.
(For the uninitiated: There is a long tradition of having red beans and rice on Mondays in Noo Awlins.)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 06, 2024 04:09 AM (omVj0)
(For the uninitiated: There is a long tradition of having red beans and rice on Mondays in Noo Awlins.)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere
No Friday Gumbo for you!
Posted by: Miklos, Gumbo Nazi, on behalf of the Mandina Family at May 06, 2024 04:12 AM (g3rvw)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 06, 2024 04:14 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: raimondonoodles on tap at May 06, 2024 04:14 AM (g3rvw)
Posted by: Off the grid Miklos at May 06, 2024 04:16 AM (g3rvw)
Posted by: When Miklos was younger, things were cheaper at May 06, 2024 04:19 AM (g3rvw)
Posted by: Skip at May 06, 2024 04:22 AM (fwDg9)
Posted by: Skip
But somewhere, there is a guy....
Posted by: Miklos had his heart broken more times than an AMC transmission at May 06, 2024 04:24 AM (g3rvw)
So I pretty much run my own show, here. Typically I get to an actual service about 3-4 times a year, and almost never in the USA.
Posted by: LenNeal at May 06, 2024 04:26 AM (43xH1)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 06, 2024
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I'm shooting for 25% of my income for housing. Nice to know it's possible!
My yearly house payment's going to be a lot lower than that.
How's car insurance?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 06, 2024 04:30 AM (omVj0)
I may have to go shopping: with a recent influx of Mexicans, etc. there is a local independent insurance outfit that caters to immigrants, legal or illegal.
In my experience they are always less expensive for similar coverage. My car is all but worthless, and I carry liability only; the house, hand-built Craftsman c. 1907(?) is irreplaceable anyway, there is no point in trying to pay for replacement value, it can't be done.
Time to go off-brand.
Posted by: LenNeal at May 06, 2024 04:31 AM (43xH1)
Posted by: Miklos , Amish Insurance Agent at May 06, 2024 04:33 AM (g3rvw)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 06, 2024 04:34 AM (omVj0)
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at May 06, 2024 04:35 AM (+xYe0)
AMC transmission choices were typically very good until the Renault disaster. My Wagoneer had a TH400, the manuals were mostly cast iron Borg-Warners.
I disagree with this analogy/metaphor/comparison.
Posted by: LenNeal at May 06, 2024 04:35 AM (43xH1)
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at May 06, 2024 04:38 AM (+xYe0)
It's terrific insurance, but...
Posted by: LenNeal at May 06, 2024 04:38 AM (43xH1)
Posted by: LenNeal at May 06, 2024 04:40 AM (43xH1)
Posted by: Drunk illegals doing 110 at May 06, 2024 04:40 AM (g3rvw)
Posted by: m at May 06, 2024 04:41 AM (o3SCB)
Posted by: JT at May 06, 2024 04:43 AM (T4tVD)
Posted by: LenNeal at May 06, 2024
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She remains . . . unexcited . . . about the whole idea. I keep asking her to give me some idea of how much $$ she thinks she could contribute to a down payment, or the house note/upkeep, or just the latter. Answer: silence, or "I don't know."
Someone here the other night suggested I haven't made her part of the decision process about where to go (because NOT going is NOT an option). Not true. I've been asking her, "Where do you want to live? What items to you want in a house, what items do you not want," etc. Getting an answer is like lifting weights, except, you know, no GAINZZZ.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 06, 2024 04:44 AM (omVj0)
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at May 06, 2024 04:45 AM (+xYe0)
Posted by: m at May 06, 2024 04:45 AM (o3SCB)
Posted by: LenNeal at May 06, 2024 04:46 AM (43xH1)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 06, 2024 04:46 AM (omVj0)
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