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"Several Hundred" Cops Raid Columbia, Drag Out Colonizers

Columbia asks NYPD to evict colonizers from aboriginal Jewish lands; Kathy Hochul talks about bringing "safety" to campus; raid to come?

NY Post: The raid has begun. Indigenous forces are driving out the evil colonizers.

Several hundred NYPD cops stormed onto Columbia University's campus on Tuesday night to oust a pro-terror mob that illegally took over an academic building amid ongoing anti-Israel protests on campus.

The cops cleared out the group that barged into Hamilton Hall early Tuesday morning in a drastic escalation of the protest at the Ivy League school, according to police sources.

Dozens of Emergency Service Unit officers entered the Morningside Heights campus at 9:13 p.m., but were blocked from entering the barricaded building through the front door.

Several protesters appeared unbothered as they stood in the doorway with only a glass pane between them and the officers -- as their comrades on the streets shouted "Pigs!"

That's when the NYPD ordered its Mobile Adjustable Ramp System (MARS) to the second-floor window, sending in a flood of riot-gear clad cops carrying zip-tie handcuffs.

Within just 20 minutes, the cops made multiple arrests. The protesters -- many of whom covered their faces with surgical masks or keffiyehs -- were walked out of Hamilton Hall and loaded onto three NYPD buses.


Multiple demonstrators continued screaming anti-Israel sentiments, while at least one was seen crying.

The officers also stationed themselves in front of off-campus housing and were greeted with hostile shouts of "NYPD, KKK, IOF! They're all the same!"


The Raid begins. Stinkies are being dragged out of occupied Hamilton Hall by cops. Cops have announced that they will be charged with criminal trespass.


When the Dirties attack cops, I'm sure that Democrats will condemn them brutally and demand that they be imprisoned to a decade in prison, exactly as they did during the January 6th "riots."

Below: the Homely Face of Privilege as a grad student demands that the university cater their revolutionary action.


Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 09:59 PM




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1 Daughters of state dept. muckity mucks likely missed the buses.

Posted by: techsan at April 30, 2024 10:26 PM (uNveu)

2 First?

Posted by: BifBewalski at April 30, 2024 10:26 PM (MsrgL)

3 BRB, need popcorn.

Posted by: mikeski at April 30, 2024 10:27 PM (DgGvY)

4 Dang Ace, long day for you.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 30, 2024 10:28 PM (CsUN+)

5 Happy story hour. Time to pour a drink and enjoy this. Over/Under on prosecuting any of them?

Posted by: scampydog at April 30, 2024 10:29 PM (41CYW)

6 i was wondering what an undernood was

Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 30, 2024 10:29 PM (B1FKF)

7 Protesters threatening the cash flow.

Posted by: davidt at April 30, 2024 10:30 PM (SYTee)

8 You know, flanged maces do not get as much love as they should.

Posted by: Mr Taggert at April 30, 2024 10:30 PM (di6C2)

9 There's something else. Apparently, House DEMOCRATS have called on the Columbia trustees to put an end to this thing. I imagine they're looking at some pretty disastrous polling.

House Democrats demand Columbia University trustees disband ‘tent camp’ or resign

https://tinyurl.com/h9mh3v7y

Posted by: Archimedes at April 30, 2024 10:30 PM (CsUN+)

10 >>>8 You know, flanged maces do not get as much love as they should.

don't start a flanged mace vs. pollax fight

Posted by: ace at April 30, 2024 10:30 PM (KRtlO)

11 Breaking911 @Breaking911
BREAKING: Police deploy tear gas to clear ‘unlawful assembly’ at University of South Florida

Columbia should take note
https://tinyurl.com/4t3xwupw
2:04 minutes

Breaking911 @Breaking911
NEW: NYPD issues public crime alert for Central Park after 350% spike in robberies so far this year compared with the same period last year - WNBC

Breaking911 @Breaking911
UNREAL: Columbia protest leader demands administration bring food to rioters who broke into Hamilton Hall

"Do you want students to die of dehydration and starvation?"

REPORTER: "It seems like you're saying, 'we want to be revolutionaries, we want to take over this building, now would you please bring us some food.'"

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 30, 2024 10:31 PM (vtyCZ)

12 i was wondering what an undernood was
Posted by: gnats
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Was that covered in the bra thread?

Posted by: scampydog at April 30, 2024 10:31 PM (41CYW)

13 btw it is pollax (or poll-ax), not pole-ax, as you might assume. The word "poll" is an archaic word for head.

Posted by: ace at April 30, 2024 10:31 PM (KRtlO)

14 /off Blazing Saddles sock

Hmmm, I am betting this is all posturing and the reason they were blocking access is so they could not see the admin bargaining with the thugs.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 30, 2024 10:32 PM (di6C2)

15 Thanks Ace.
Although I'm disappointed that water cannon, pepper spray and batons were not in use.
And that fat, homely chick is name Slutsky?
Fitting.

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, McFailure wing of the Uniparty at April 30, 2024 10:32 PM (/XDnV)

16 War-hammers, losers!!! Hammer and an armour-piercing spike!

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 30, 2024 10:32 PM (vtyCZ)

17 Expel every student
Fire every professor or administrator
Throw in jail every person not affiliated with the school
Deport all the foreign students.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 30, 2024 10:32 PM (JyOth)

18 i think the poll-ax started out as a tool to concuss and then behead cattle

Posted by: ace at April 30, 2024 10:32 PM (KRtlO)

19 "Do you want students to die of dehydration and starvation?"

Your terms are acceptable.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 30, 2024 10:33 PM (4I/2K)

20 13 btw it is pollax (or poll-ax), not pole-ax, as you might assume. The word "poll" is an archaic word for head.
Posted by: ace at April 30, 2024 10:31 PM (KRtlO)

Pole axe. Or Poleaxe.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 30, 2024 10:34 PM (di6C2)

21 Spokesvag is lame.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 30, 2024 10:34 PM (w6EFb)

22 Oh, Dear Lord I love this place.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 30, 2024 10:34 PM (di6C2)

23 >>>19 "Do you want students to die of dehydration and starvation?"

send in soap and deodorant and pubic lice repellant

Posted by: ace at April 30, 2024 10:34 PM (KRtlO)

24 Breaking911 @Breaking911
BREAKING NEWS: Biden admin. considering allowing Palestinian refugees into the U.S. and providing them a path to become American citizens.

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 30, 2024 10:34 PM (vtyCZ)

25 Tomahawk. Columbia is on indigenous land, appropriators.

Posted by: scampydog at April 30, 2024 10:34 PM (41CYW)

26 Per wiki:

Most etymological authorities consider the poll- prefix historically unrelated to "pole", instead meaning "head".[1][2] However, some etymologists, including Eric Partridge, believe that the word is derived from "pole".[3]

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 30, 2024 10:35 PM (di6C2)

27 >>>16 War-hammers, losers!!! Hammer and an armour-piercing spike!

Nobody is denigrating warhammers, why are you so sensitive?

Posted by: ace at April 30, 2024 10:35 PM (KRtlO)

28 "The poleaxe (also pollaxe, pole-axe, pole axe, poleax, polax) is a European polearm that was used by medieval infantry."

So, let's talk about Military Picts.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 30, 2024 10:35 PM (di6C2)

29 >>>Pole axe. Or Poleaxe.

but it's not, it's Poll. At least that's what Schola Gladiatora said.

it means "head axe"

Posted by: ace at April 30, 2024 10:35 PM (KRtlO)

30 25 Tomahawk. Columbia is on indigenous land, appropriators.
Posted by: scampydog at April 30, 2024 10:34 PM (41CYW)

Your terms are acceptable.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 30, 2024 10:36 PM (di6C2)

31 Baseball!

Posted by: DeNiro Capone at April 30, 2024 10:36 PM (SYTee)

32 >>>Most etymological authorities consider the poll- prefix historically unrelated to "pole", instead meaning "head".[1][2] However, some etymologists, including Eric Partridge, believe that the word is derived from "pole".

Eric Partridge is a fag

Posted by: ace at April 30, 2024 10:36 PM (KRtlO)

33 I knew a nice Pollax family back in Elizabeth, NJ.

Posted by: Mrs. T's Pierogies at April 30, 2024 10:36 PM (V5BDR)

34 Expel every student
Fire every professor or administrator
Throw in jail every person not affiliated with the school
Deport all the foreign students.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 30, 2024 10:32 PM (JyOth)

Follow every rainbow!
Till you find your... dream...!!

Posted by: Mother Abbess at April 30, 2024 10:37 PM (4I/2K)

35 29 >>>Pole axe. Or Poleaxe.

but it's not, it's Poll. At least that's what Schola Gladiatora said.

it means "head axe"
Posted by: ace at April 30, 2024 10:35 PM (KRtlO)

I read "pole wax"

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 30, 2024 10:37 PM (6jbIA)

36 IMAO, this shit all started with these morons tearing down the Israeli hostage posters last October. Nothing happened to those pricks. Nothing. Not even a stern letter in their academic files. So we get more of it. And louder. With more blatant harassment of Jews in the flesh -- because now it's fun. Throw in Soros and his NGOs ponying up the cash for this nationwide shitshow and it will only get dramatically worse if this isn't stamped out now. With as much prejudice as possible.

Posted by: RickZ at April 30, 2024 10:37 PM (emlEe)

37
Breaking911 @Breaking911
BREAKING NEWS: Biden admin. considering allowing Palestinian refugees into the U.S. and providing them a path to become American citizens.
Posted by: andycanuck


Does Carville think this is a vote getter?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 30, 2024 10:37 PM (63Dwl)

38 i was wondering what an undernood was
Posted by: gnats local 678


And now you know there's no need to fear.

Posted by: mikeski at April 30, 2024 10:37 PM (DgGvY)

39 Eric Partridge is a fag
Posted by: ace at April 30, 2024 10:36 PM (KRtlO)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eric_Partridge

He does kind of hold his cigarette funny.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 30, 2024 10:37 PM (di6C2)

40 "Do you want students to die of dehydration and starvation?"

don't forget smoke inhalation

Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 30, 2024 10:38 PM (B1FKF)

41 But I bet you wish you had a great coat like that, ace.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 30, 2024 10:39 PM (di6C2)

42 send in soap and deodorant and pubic lice repellant

Posted by: ace at April 30, 2024 10:34 PM (KRtlO)

We have organized an emergency airdrop of Lume' and Mando. You will be responsible for selecting which is right for you.

Posted by: Dr. Shannon Klingman at April 30, 2024 10:39 PM (w6EFb)

43 it means "head axe"
Posted by: ace
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Don't axe me about head.

Posted by: Rachel Jeantel at April 30, 2024 10:39 PM (41CYW)

44 40 "Do you want students to die of dehydration and starvation?"

don't forget smoke inhalation
Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 30, 2024 10:38 PM (B1FKF)

Wait, is there some sort of time warp in effect? I has been like 10 mins.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 30, 2024 10:39 PM (di6C2)

45 Each arrestee will get a merit badge from their troop leader.

Posted by: davidt at April 30, 2024 10:40 PM (SYTee)

46 No love for a dwarven bearded axe?

Maybe one of those Mayan Macuahuitl? Those look mean as all get out.

I still think they should have gone full Monty Python: launched a bloated, disease cow carcass at the genocidal maniacs. With full trebuchet.

Then follow it up with some burning pitch.

Posted by: SimoHayha at April 30, 2024 10:40 PM (N/k1H)

47 44 40 "Do you want students to die of dehydration and starvation?"

don't forget smoke inhalation
Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 30, 2024 10:38 PM (B1FKF)

Also, don't forget 'Blunt force trauma' or 'Cranial Invasion.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 30, 2024 10:41 PM (di6C2)

48 Do you want students to die of dehydration and starvation?
-
Alas, once they call their lawyers, that will no longer be an option.

Posted by: Methos at April 30, 2024 10:41 PM (Dnobf)

49 Nobody is denigrating warhammers, why are you so sensitive?
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I was attacked by a bat wielding a poleaxe as a sbhoolboy!

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 30, 2024 10:41 PM (vtyCZ)

50 I still think they should have gone full Monty Python: launched a bloated, disease cow carcass at the genocidal maniacs. With full trebuchet.

Then follow it up with some burning pitch.
Posted by: SimoHayha at April 30, 2024 10:40 PM (N/k1H)

'We broke them with a smelly dead cow and burning pitch. But mostly burning pitch.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 30, 2024 10:42 PM (di6C2)

51 That "guy" behind the stunned spokestwat looks gayer than Liberace's hairdresser.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 30, 2024 10:42 PM (8zz6B)

52 ok, even us flying nuisances need sleep. not as much as joe biden but some. nightie night

Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 30, 2024 10:42 PM (B1FKF)

53 "Do you want students to die of dehydration and starvation?"

don't forget smoke inhalation
Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 30, 2024 10:38 PM (B1FKF)

Also, don't forget 'Blunt force trauma' or 'Cranial Invasion.'
Posted by: Aetius451AD

We already know most suffer from Cranial-Rectal Inversion.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 30, 2024 10:43 PM (VNX3d)

54 52 ok, even us flying nuisances need sleep. not as much as joe biden but some. nightie night
Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 30, 2024 10:42 PM (B1FKF)

Night gnats.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 30, 2024 10:43 PM (di6C2)

55 That "guy" behind the stunned spokestwat looks gayer than Liberace's hairdresser.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 30, 2024 10:42 PM (8zz6B)

He needs an emerald in his navel.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 30, 2024 10:44 PM (w6EFb)

56 "Do you want students to die of dehydration and starvation?"

The correct answer to that question is "No. That could take weeks."

Posted by: Oddbob at April 30, 2024 10:44 PM (/y8xj)

57 Time to airdrop bananas to the starving smellies.

BTW< I've noticed alot of Orientals at the Hamasshole protests -- CCP order their student fifth column to join the protests or lose their travel papers maybe??

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 30, 2024 10:45 PM (vtyCZ)

58 48 Do you want students to die of dehydration and starvation?
-
Alas, once they call their lawyers, that will no longer be an option.
Posted by: Methos at April 30, 2024 10:41 PM (Dnobf)

Correct me if I'm wrong, but if you cut the power they won't be able to charge their phones and they'll leave on their own.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at April 30, 2024 10:46 PM (z+89e)

59 it means "head axe"
Posted by: ace at April 30, 2024 10:35 PM (KRtlO)

Ass-axe.

Don't let it hit ya where the Good Lord split ya.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 30, 2024 10:46 PM (8zz6B)

60 It seems that logistics are not the strong suit of these idiots. Who could have guessed that they would need food after a day of occupying the building, and they should probably bring some.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 30, 2024 10:47 PM (CsUN+)

61 That is a very odd midriff get up that gay guy is wearing.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 30, 2024 10:48 PM (di6C2)

62 61 You should see him do the Dance of the Seven Veils.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 30, 2024 10:50 PM (w6EFb)

63 60 It seems that logistics are not the strong suit of these idiots. Who could have guessed that they would need food after a day of occupying the building, and they should probably bring some.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 30, 2024 10:47 PM (CsUN+)

Well, obviously, they decided to follow Julius Caesar's precedent during the Gallic Wars, forsaking supply lines to have a much more mobile force.

Except they decided to occupy a building.

They're fucking retarded, Jim.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 30, 2024 10:50 PM (di6C2)

64 Awwww. I do not see a single nightstick limbered up.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 30, 2024 10:52 PM (di6C2)

65 Well, obviously, they decided to follow Julius Caesar's precedent during the Gallic Wars, forsaking supply lines to have a much more mobile force.

Except they decided to occupy a building.

They're fucking retarded, Jim.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 30, 2024 10:50 PM (di6C2)

VDH should be here to enjoy both the cruelty and the military history.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 30, 2024 10:52 PM (w6EFb)

66 In the Monty Python vein, they should have used a Pork-a-Pult, using greased pigs. The ammunition’s lighter, so you should have a little better rate of fire. For excitement, mix in a flaming porker every so often.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 30, 2024 10:56 PM (VNX3d)

67 Who could have guessed that they would need food after a day of occupying the building, and they should probably bring some.

I'm sure they just took it for granted that someone else would provide for them. And why not, it's worked that way every single day of their lives up until then.

Posted by: Oddbob at April 30, 2024 10:56 PM (/y8xj)

68 wwww. I do not see a single nightstick limbered up.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
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Blackjack has popped into my head several times this week with this campus nonsense.

Posted by: scampydog at April 30, 2024 10:56 PM (41CYW)

69 66 In the Monty Python vein, they should have used a Pork-a-Pult, using greased pigs. The ammunition’s lighter, so you should have a little better rate of fire. For excitement, mix in a flaming porker every so often.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 30, 2024 10:56 PM (VNX3d)

I think they are asking for lunchables. I doubt these guys are inventive enough to pull off a pig roast.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 30, 2024 10:57 PM (di6C2)

70 BREAKING NEWS: Biden admin. considering allowing Palestinian refugees into the U.S. and providing them a path to become American citizens.
Posted by: andycanuck

Does Carville think this is a vote getter?


Your congress critters already gave the Biden Junta $3.5Billion to do it.

They are now importing terrorists.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at April 30, 2024 10:58 PM (4HcMG)

71 They're fucking retarded, Jim.

Employers take note: This is the academic product of Columbia University.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at April 30, 2024 11:00 PM (4HcMG)

72 Does Carville think this is a vote getter?

Pretty sure nobody on either side cares what Ol' Snakehead thinks about anything anymore.

Posted by: Oddbob at April 30, 2024 11:00 PM (/y8xj)

73 Employers take note: This is the academic product of Columbia University.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at April 30, 2024 11:00 PM (4HcMG)

LOL. I just had an image of smelly hippie 'foragers' going through office desks trying to find snacks.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 30, 2024 11:01 PM (di6C2)

74 Headlines tomorrow will be filled with cocktail party word amusement.

Posted by: scampydog at April 30, 2024 11:02 PM (41CYW)

75 Pretty sure nobody on either side cares what Ol' Snakehead thinks about anything anymore.
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How can you say that?!

Eric Abbenante @EricAbbenante Apr 29
James Carville threatening young people to vote for Biden:
"[If Trump wins] There will be no government left, there will be no rights left, you will live under theocracy, you'll end up with Christian Nationalism.
But that's alright you little fucking 26 year old, you don't feel like the election's important."
Excellent outreach to young voters James. The kids love nothing more than being scolded by a lizard person.

https://tinyurl.com/73vt2kdd
17 seconds

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 30, 2024 11:04 PM (vtyCZ)

76 I'm sure they just took it for granted that someone else would provide for them. And why not, it's worked that way every single day of their lives up until then.

Posted by: Oddbob at April 30, 2024 10:56 PM (/y8xj)

I could send over some eggs and tomatoes.

No, wait - they could just lay cardboard on the floor and sprinkle it with dirt and seeds. Worked at Chaz/Chop.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 30, 2024 11:05 PM (w6EFb)

77 Yeah, this feels touristy as hell.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 30, 2024 11:06 PM (di6C2)

78 A bunch of Xtwitter videos here:

Hundreds Of NYPD Cops Storm Columbia Campus To Clear Out Anti-Israel Mob
Several hundred NYPD cops stormed onto Columbia University’s campus on Tuesday night to oust a pro-terror mob that illegally took over an academic building amid ongoing anti-Israel protests on campus.

The cops are expected to arrest the group that barged into Hamilton Hall early Tuesday morning in a drastic escalation of the protest at the Ivy League school, according to police sources.

https://tinyurl.com/4uayh7v6

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 30, 2024 11:13 PM (vtyCZ)

79 You know. Without electricity, their cellphones will all die in a couple days. They will leave on their own.

They don't want lunchables. They want grub hub paid for by the university.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 30, 2024 11:24 PM (ybxgE)

80 I did a quick search and found that this lady, who refused to reveal her name, is named Johannah King-Slutzky.

She is a paid instructor & PhD candidate at Columbia studying "theories of the imagination & poetry as interpreted through a Marxian lens"

No, I'm not making this up.


https://bit.ly/4deKSJ7

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at April 30, 2024 11:26 PM (P5BPp)

81 They don't want lunchables. They want grub hub paid for by the university.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 30, 2024 11:24 PM (ybxgE)

Heh. Let them call Grub Hub, and then send out delivery drivers with sacks of actual grubs, from the bait store.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 30, 2024 11:27 PM (8zz6B)

82 Her previous employers include several leftist digital firms and CAIR, the infamous Hamas-linked organization.

So now that we have the spox Identified

Belly shirt guy in the background is named Cameron Jones.

He is the "lead organizer" of the Columbia/Barnard branch of Jewish Voice for Peace, an anti-Israel group that is funded by Soros and the Rockefeller Foundation.

The other woman is named Maryam Alwan.

She is a leader with Students for Justice in Palestine (SJP), the Hamas adjacent student group that has organized the nationwide disruptions on college campuses.

She has called on students to "globalize the intifada," and advocates for the destruction of Israel and extermination of its people.

https://bit.ly/4deKSJ7

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at April 30, 2024 11:31 PM (P5BPp)

83 Students for Justice in Palestine Discover the Networks page:

https://bit.ly/3wqrxUt

Founded at UC Berkeley in October of 2000, Students for Justice in Palestine (SJP) is a highly influential campus organization with chapters based at approximately 200 American colleges and universities, where it organizes and sponsors anti-Israel events and campaigns more actively than any other student group in the nation. [ ... ]

The benign tenor of this mission statement stands in stark contrast, however, to the countless reams of SJP propaganda that echo much of what is said by the Hamas terrorists who seek to permanently end Israel’s existence as a sovereign Jewish state. The reason for this is simple: SJP was in essence formed to help spread anti-Semitism through the halls of American academia; to wage a campus war against Israel by providing rhetorical support for the Jew-hatred undergirding the Second Palestinian Intifada which Hamas and allied terrorists had recently launched in late September 2000.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at April 30, 2024 11:34 PM (P5BPp)

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