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(5/8/24) Wednesday Overnight Open Thread
Quote I
Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art... It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. C. S. Lewis
Quote II “I want to say, shame on this committee for doing this. Apparently … the majority members keep attacking the NPR CEO Katherine Maher because she’s not here. They gave her one-week notice, she’s a brand new CEO and today is her board meeting, her first board meeting as CEO, and you want to haul her in here so that you can rake her over the coals for your partisan issues. Shame on this committee! I’m beside myself. I think it’s outrageous.” Democratic Colorado Rep. Diana DeGetteShe enjoys projecting partisanship, Representative DeGette is one of nine impeachment managers arguing for Donald Trump's conviction.
Didn't care for that joke? How about this one?
A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked right up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I would like to buy some cyanide."
The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"
The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband."
The pharmacists eyes got big and he exclaimed, "Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law! I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!"
The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.
The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well now. That's different. You didn't tell me you had a prescription."
On this day: 8 May 1965
The filming of the promotional film for Bob Dylan’s 'Subterranean Homesick Blues' took place at the side of the Savoy Hotel in London. Actors in the background were Allen Ginsberg and Bob Neuwirth. The original clip was actually the opening segment of D. A. Pennebaker's film, Dont Look Back, a documentary on Bob Dylan's 1965 tour of England. In the film, Dylan, who came up with the idea, holds up cue cards for the camera with selected words and phrases from the lyrics. The cue cards were written by Donovan, Allen Ginsberg, Bob Neuwirth and Dylan himself. While staring at the camera, he flipped the cards as the song played. Via thisdayinmusic.com
Born on this day: 8 May 1943
Danny Whitten, guitarist, singer, songwriter. Member of Neil Young's Crazy Horse and writer of 'I Don't Wanna Talk About It', covered by Rod Stewart, Rita Coolidge and Everything But The Girl. The Neil Young song ‘The Needle and the Damage Done’ was written about Whitten’s heroin use (before he died of an overdose on Nov 18th 1972). Via thisdayinmusic.com
I received the following from Isophorone Blog, a regular contributor to my email In-Box with good stuff. Tonight is no different. "May 8 is the anniversary of the birth of Louis Moreau Gottschalk (1829 - 1869), one of the first American-born composers to achieve international fame. Here is a piece of his called "Columbia." (I couldn't resist!)"
Gender Reveal Party = Genius Award Winners.
A COUPLE have been slapped with a £30,000 fine after dying an entire waterfall a bright blue colour for a gender reveal party. The unnamed pair triggered a wave of criticism for their distasteful stunt after pouring a chemical down a sight-seeing hotspot.
Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by My Random Thoughts.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at May 08, 2024 10:00 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Half Dozen at May 08, 2024 10:00 PM (eHovo)
Posted by: Admiral Spinebender at May 08, 2024 10:00 PM (duT0u)
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 08, 2024 10:00 PM (OdypD)
Posted by: BifBewalski at May 08, 2024 10:00 PM (MsrgL)
Posted by: Ciampino - transistors changed everything! at May 08, 2024 10:00 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: BifBewalski at May 08, 2024 10:00 PM (MsrgL)
How fair you with your bionic knee?
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 08, 2024 10:01 PM (Npk3P)
Posted by: tankdemon at May 08, 2024 10:01 PM (FeuFo)
Posted by: TRex at May 08, 2024 10:01 PM (IQ6Gq)
Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at May 08, 2024 10:01 PM (w3u3d)
How fair you with your bionic knee?
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 08, 2024 10:01 PM (Npk3P)
I'm still being a good patient. The Fabulous hasn't punished me.
Yet.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at May 08, 2024 10:03 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: Admiral Spinebender at May 08, 2024 10:03 PM (duT0u)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 08, 2024 10:04 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 08, 2024 10:05 PM (Npk3P)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at May 08, 2024 10:05 PM (dZVON)
Posted by: Dr. T at May 08, 2024 10:05 PM (g0Y4p)
Yet.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
Good luck!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 08, 2024 10:05 PM (Npk3P)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 08, 2024 10:06 PM (AJDwy)
Posted by: TRex at May 08, 2024 10:06 PM (IQ6Gq)
Posted by: Some Rat at May 08, 2024 10:06 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 08, 2024 10:06 PM (AJDwy)
Posted by: BifBewalski at May 08, 2024 10:07 PM (MsrgL)
Posted by: Blanco Basura
No socks?
That will not fly here or the weekly status will be way off.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 08, 2024 10:07 PM (Npk3P)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 08, 2024 10:06 PM (AJDwy)
Or, alternately, "spring."
Posted by: Dr. T at May 08, 2024 10:08 PM (g0Y4p)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 08, 2024 10:08 PM (9yWhg)
Bwah Ha Ha! Pity the fools. You made your bed so now sleep in it.
Posted by: Ciampino - Campus shennanigans #01 at May 08, 2024 10:08 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra
Types
*Thinks*
**Deletes**
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at May 08, 2024 10:08 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra
Great to hear, on both counts!
Posted by: Some Rat at May 08, 2024 10:08 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: Dr. T a
Maybe, but at least they're having kids.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 08, 2024 10:08 PM (IG4Id)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 08, 2024 10:06 PM
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Whew. For a second there, I thought we were in trouble. I read that as "Nadlers."
Posted by: TRex at May 08, 2024 10:08 PM (IQ6Gq)
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at May 08, 2024 10:08 PM (/QIWP)
Posted by: tankdemon at May 08, 2024 10:01 PM (FeuFo)
Perhaps it's time to tame the shrews?
Actually, there are a lot of shrews in politics that need taming....
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 08, 2024 10:09 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: Diogenes at May 08, 2024 10:09 PM (W/lyH)
I am pursuing getting enough credits that I can be considered for an upgrade to the corrugated cardboard membership card!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at May 08, 2024 10:10 PM (hOUT3)
Howdy, y'all.
Posted by: mindful webworker - rolls double sixes at May 08, 2024 10:10 PM (u9YSn)
Posted by: Dr. T a
Maybe, but at least they're having kids.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 08, 2024 10:08 PM (IG4Id)
True. But what kind of adults will they grow up to be? That's a scary thought.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at May 08, 2024 10:10 PM (QXQ4l)
Great photo up top and clever tune behind it.
Loved both jokes!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at May 08, 2024 10:10 PM (U3L4U)
If somebody asks, tell them
FFS
Posted by: Don Black at May 08, 2024 10:10 PM (/7KEl)
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at May 08, 2024 10:10 PM (/QIWP)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 08, 2024 10:06 PM (AJDwy)
Really? I think I'm gonna ralph.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 08, 2024 10:10 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 08, 2024 10:10 PM (AJDwy)
Posted by: Braenyard at May 08, 2024 10:11 PM (lCWOD)
I like the vid of Dylan with the cue cards, but I haven't the slightest idea what it means. Like why cue cards?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at May 08, 2024 10:11 PM (Tvyd+)
- Democratic Colorado Rep. Diana DeGette
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STRONK INDEPENDENT WOMAN PAYS HER OWN BILLS AND OWNS HER OWN HOUSE!!!
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Little girls dreamt of being moms, women told them not to follow their dreams at May 08, 2024 10:11 PM (lx2qr)
Posted by: Diogenes at May 08, 2024 10:11 PM (W/lyH)
I am pursuing getting enough credits that I can be considered for an upgrade to the corrugated cardboard membership card!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at May 08, 2024 10:10 PM (hOUT3)
I am sorry to inform you. Because of Pixy's lack of competence all corrugated membership cards have been lost.
Feel free to whine to Ace and/or Pixy about it. But, you will be whistling into the wind.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at May 08, 2024 10:11 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: weft cut-loop
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yeah but they're treating it as a stunt, as entertainment
IMO YMMV
Posted by: Don Black at May 08, 2024 10:12 PM (/7KEl)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 08, 2024 10:12 PM (yD62l)
My eyes are watering, I guess the comedian really doesn't care for Biden!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 08, 2024 10:13 PM (Npk3P)
Posted by: AlaBAMA
Yep, if one is constructed with a penis, it's a man, with a vagina, a woman. The rest is mental illness.
Posted by: Some Rat at May 08, 2024 10:13 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: Dr. T at May 08, 2024 10:05 PM (g0Y4p)
Yes.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 08, 2024 10:14 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 08, 2024 10:06 PM (AJDwy)
Damn things are unsafe at any speed ...
Posted by: browndog loves old time hockey at May 08, 2024 10:14 PM (TTAGa)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 08, 2024 10:14 PM (9yWhg)
Yet.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
I am glad to hear this. Prayers continue for a speedy recovery.
Posted by: Iris, Team Hedgehog at May 08, 2024 10:14 PM (n3DL0)
Wish I had a cigar but unfortunately I don't smoke anymore.
Drats. Gotta pickup smoking again.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 08, 2024 10:14 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 08, 2024 10:12 PM (yD62l)
We know your name isn't Karen.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at May 08, 2024 10:14 PM (QXQ4l)
If they cared about you, they would have you involuntarily committed you to a funny farm or a loony bin.
If they _really_ cared out you, they'd hold a barbecue upwind of you, with all the fixins.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 08, 2024 10:15 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: Some Rat at May 08, 2024 10:06 PM (vJiyU)
It was a chore distinguishing the leader. Rodents aren't known for putting rank on their collars.
Posted by: tankdemon at May 08, 2024 10:15 PM (FeuFo)
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This will end in tears. I don't know how but, like all greenie wiennie pseudo solutions, unforeseen consequences will cause this to end in tears.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 08, 2024 10:15 PM (L/fGl)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 08, 2024 10:15 PM (9yWhg)
Posted by: Doof at May 08, 2024 10:16 PM (eNASR)
Posted by: sen elizabeth warren at May 08, 2024 10:16 PM (ZdexC)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at May 08, 2024 10:10 PM (QXQ4l)
My money's on "multiple emotional and behavioral issues that eventually manifest as violent psychosis."
I'm a glass-half-full guy.
Posted by: Dr. T at May 08, 2024 10:16 PM (g0Y4p)
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It's going to kill every living thing around it. It will change the environment and corrupt the interior of the earth. Stay away from this calamity.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 08, 2024 10:16 PM (lCWOD)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra
Darn it, I only had one more first to go and I would have been on top of the world with my very corrugated cardboard membership card.
There will be a harsh pejorative letter on the way to Pixy shortly!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at May 08, 2024 10:17 PM (hOUT3)
My eyes are watering, I guess the comedian really doesn't care for Biden!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 08, 2024 10:13 PM (Npk3P)
Comedian was too physical for my liking. Jumped around like a Kansas City faggot.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 08, 2024 10:17 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Iris, Team Hedgehog at May 08, 2024 10:17 PM (n3DL0)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at May 08, 2024 10:10 PM (QXQ4l)
My money's on "multiple emotional and behavioral issues that eventually manifest as violent psychosis."
I'm a glass-half-full guy.
Posted by: Dr. T
So, Democrats.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 08, 2024 10:17 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: Diogenes at May 08, 2024 10:17 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Don Black at May 08, 2024 10:17 PM (/7KEl)
Biden lies again!
He was in Wisconsin, heralding the construction of a new Microsoft data center, and the White House claimed:
Microsoft President Brad Smith said the U.S. company planned to invest $3.3 billion by the end of 2026 and use artificial intelligence to boost manufacturing and help workers.
The White House said that investment would result in 2,300 union construction jobs and around 2,000 permanent jobs over time.
Bullshit. The number of construction jobs may be accurate, but a data center is a big building filled with electronics, state-of-the-art fire suppression, and a huge air conditioning system.
It does operate 24x7, but you're still talking about a couple of hundred jobs at most.
A number of places in the Northwest have subsidized data centers, only to find that they employ almost nobody.
One rural county 90 minutes east of Portland provided considerable subsidies to get a Google data center, in the belief that "tech workers" would live in the county. Google then provided a free shuttle bus to the workers so they could live in Portland.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 08, 2024 10:17 PM (uxCna)
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That's ok. I'll smoke 2 for you tonight on the deck. I gave up booze, so we're even.
Posted by: Frasier Crane at May 08, 2024 10:18 PM (CWMF2)
Actually, there are a lot of shrews in politics that need taming....
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 08, 2024 10:09 PM (VNX3d)
Way more Karen's than Kate's to deal with in that crowd.
Posted by: tankdemon at May 08, 2024 10:18 PM (FeuFo)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at May 08, 2024 10:19 PM (U3L4U)
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That picture looks like B grade apartments. Hope that's not an actual picture of what they call a home.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 08, 2024 10:19 PM (lCWOD)
Posted by: Dr. T at May 08, 2024 10:20 PM (g0Y4p)
I'm in love with Billy's bitch
Posted by: Fountains of Wayne at May 08, 2024 10:20 PM (bo7UB)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 08, 2024 10:20 PM (9yWhg)
Posted by: Braenyard at May 08, 2024 10:16 PM (lCWOD)
It will run for a year or two, and then shut down once the government grants run out. It doesn't produce anything marketable at all, so it has to subsist on grant money.
It'd be real sweet to get the scrap contract to tear it down.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 08, 2024 10:20 PM (8zz6B)
Didn't see any unicorns or fairy dust.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 08, 2024 10:20 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Braenyard
They truly believe they will live and you will die. They are disgustingly ok with this.
Posted by: Some Rat at May 08, 2024 10:20 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: Your Name Here at May 08, 2024 10:21 PM (eNASR)
Bwah Ha Ha! Pity the fools. You made your bed so now sleep in it.
Posted by: Ciampino
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I'll believe that they are on a 'Hunger strike' when the scurvy sets in. If they resort to cannibalism, then I will be convinced that they are actually serious.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 08, 2024 10:21 PM (XeU6L)
*pours bourbon* ONT Greetings, Horde. CHEERS!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 08, 2024 10:21 PM (e6UQI)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 08, 2024 10:21 PM (9yWhg)
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I wonder how many decades it takes to break even and begin capturing CO2.
Also couldn't Bezos and/or Zuckerberg just not travel by yacht a couple of times a year and achieve the same or more?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Little girls dreamt of being moms, women told them not to follow their dreams at May 08, 2024 10:21 PM (lx2qr)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 08, 2024 10:20 PM (9yWhg)
Am letting the ol boys get some money back while I pad my handicap. Come tournament time, I plan to cash in.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 08, 2024 10:22 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 08, 2024 10:22 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Some Rat at May 08, 2024 10:20 PM (vJiyU)
They will be, how you say ... disappointed
Posted by: Mt Etna, Iceland, Pacific Ring of Fire at May 08, 2024 10:22 PM (TTAGa)
Posted by: Don Black at May 08, 2024 10:22 PM (/7KEl)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at May 08, 2024 10:17 PM (hOUT3)
The reply you get will be, "I'll get working on it right way"
Please don't hold your breath
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at May 08, 2024 10:23 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 08, 2024 10:23 PM (sAmhv)
No, no, it's not that they are concerned about him taking votes from the Dem nominee or anything like that.
Posted by: Braenyard - UNC tore down the American Flag and replaced it with a Palestinian flag. at May 08, 2024 10:24 PM (lCWOD)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at May 08, 2024 10:17 PM (hOUT3)
The reply you get will be, "I'll get working on it right way"
Please don't hold your breath
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra
... if the hamsters don't eat the email!
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 08, 2024 10:24 PM (VNX3d)
Bwah Ha Ha! Pity the fools. You made your bed so now sleep in it.
Posted by: Ciampino
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I'll believe that they are on a 'Hunger strike' when the scurvy sets in. If they resort to cannibalism, then I will be convinced that they are actually serious.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 08, 2024 10:21 PM (XeU6L)
Hello Mr. Hammer.
Personally I would appreciate it if they followed the Bobby Sand's How To Starve For Dummies.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at May 08, 2024 10:24 PM (QXQ4l)
Build house of my dreams.
What do you mean I have to pay taxes on the current value? It's my house, I had it built.
I should check and see what the tax lien on those homes will be and see if I can get one when they default.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 08, 2024 10:24 PM (Npk3P)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 08, 2024 10:24 PM (AJDwy)
Gottschalk was an amazing composer and just as amazing a person. When he gave a concert in Paris, Chopin and Berlioz called him a genius. His life was an adventure of an itinerant concert performer. He was a staunch Unionist, despite his New Orleans birth, but died in exile, reportedly after performing one of his pieces entitled Morte!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 08, 2024 10:25 PM (MoZTd)
Got a call from my doctor's office about the doctor wanting to see me for some abnormal blood work. That's weird.
They found blood in my cholesterol stream?
My blood type came up "marinara"?
Sorry, maam, but I'm in Arkansas right now and I'm not sure when I'm getting back. I'll call y'all to schedule an appointment when I get back home.
Eh. It's probably nothin'.
Posted by: Robert at May 08, 2024 10:25 PM (SJpEt)
Posted by: Ciampino - Campus shennanigans #02 at May 08, 2024 10:25 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at May 08, 2024 10:00 PM (hOUT3)
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Oh. TYRANTS.
I had always heard it as PIRATES. No wonder it didn't seem to make any sense.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 08, 2024 10:25 PM (bo7UB)
Posted by: A Broken Priest of Gaia at May 08, 2024 10:26 PM (DR8fH)
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus
https://shorturl.at/diyBR
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 08, 2024 10:27 PM (L/fGl)
Posted by: Braenyard - for sure their mothers didn't nurse them at May 08, 2024 10:27 PM (lCWOD)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at May 08, 2024 10:27 PM (/HDaX)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 08, 2024 10:27 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: Diana DeGette, gun expert at May 08, 2024 10:28 PM (VGOMa)
I wonder how many decades it takes to break even and begin capturing CO2.
Also couldn't Bezos and/or Zuckerberg just not travel by yacht a couple of times a year and achieve the same or more?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Little girls dreamt of being moms, women told them not to follow their dreams at May 08, 2024 10:21 PM (lx2qr)
"Based on the team's models and data, Katla is emitting somewhere between 12,000 and 24,000 metric tons of carbon dioxide each day, the researchers report online this week in Geophysical Research Letters. That's several times higher than previous estimates of emissions from all of Iceland's volcanoes combined—which may be vastly underestimated because only two of that nation's subglacial volcanoes have had their emissions measured in detail."
So the DAC plant, when it reaches peak capacity, will, in a year, suck up about 1.5 to 3 days worth of Katla's CO2. And Katla is just one of the many CO2-emitting volcanoes in Iceland. It is to laugh.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 08, 2024 10:28 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: browndog has no favorite between these two at May 08, 2024 10:28 PM (TTAGa)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 08, 2024 10:27 PM (VNX3d)
Well at least that is treatable compared to the mustard based BBQ sauces.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at May 08, 2024 10:29 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 08, 2024 10:29 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Emmie at May 08, 2024 10:29 PM (Sf2cq)
Posted by: Braenyard - for sure their mothers didn't nurse them at May 08, 2024 10:29 PM (lCWOD)
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What if they just promise not to use the helicopter?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 08, 2024 10:29 PM (bo7UB)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 08, 2024 10:27 PM (VNX3d)
KANSAS CITY?!?
I feel...so ashamed.
Posted by: Robert at May 08, 2024 10:30 PM (SJpEt)
Posted by: GWB at May 08, 2024 10:30 PM (1zxQh)
No, no, it's not that they are concerned about him taking votes from the Dem nominee or anything like that.
Posted by: Braenyard - UNC tore down the American Flag and replaced it with a Palestinian flag. at May 08, 2024 10:24 PM (lCWOD)
The parasite died of malnutrition.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 08, 2024 10:30 PM (8zz6B)
https://youtu.be/Jm27YjLnPHc
Timely. Exaggerated Hollywood effects, but, having just had several 'nader nights, it's not that exaggerated.
Apparently, in the flick, they witness two big twisters combining into a monster one.
The tornado that flattened Barnsdall, Ok., Monday night was described as a mile-and-a-half wide. On its way from there to Bartlesville, that storm collided with another storm which actually caused the tornado to power down significantly. Lucky B'ville. Not so lucky Barnsdall.
Posted by: mindful webworker - let's do the w at May 08, 2024 10:30 PM (u9YSn)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 08, 2024 10:31 PM (9yWhg)
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It went over better than "Grooming America" in the focus group.
Posted by: screaming in digital at May 08, 2024 10:31 PM (LKf0E)
Posted by: Braenyard - for sure their mothers didn't nurse them at May 08, 2024 10:29 PM (lCWOD)
You are catching on!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at May 08, 2024 10:32 PM (hOUT3)
Eh. It's probably nothin'.
Posted by: Robert at May 08, 2024 10:25 PM (SJpEt)
Can we buy you a beer while you're out here?
Posted by: Emmie at May 08, 2024 10:32 PM (Sf2cq)
>>It is to laugh.
Wait till they find out the earth is a closed system and the carbon cycle is not a right wing conspiracy.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 08, 2024 10:33 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 08, 2024 10:27 PM (VNX3d)
KANSAS CITY?!?
I feel...so ashamed.
Posted by: Robert
Be careful, they might figure out that your blood type is Rhode Island BBQ. PI BBQ is probably pizza based.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 08, 2024 10:33 PM (Npk3P)
Posted by: BifBewalski at May 08, 2024 10:34 PM (MsrgL)
Posted by: screaming in digital at May 08, 2024 10:31 PM (LKf0E)
They should have gone with "Soy Sprouts".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 08, 2024 10:35 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 08, 2024 10:35 PM (l6Gmn)
Blackmail. "Do what I want or I'll starve and die and it's all on you."
It's your body, and your choice...remember?...like what you've shrieked at abortion protestors.
Bye.
Posted by: Ju at May 08, 2024 10:35 PM (aTmM/)
Posted by: pawn at May 08, 2024 10:35 PM (QB+5g)
Posted by: Braenyard - UNC tore down the American Flag and replaced it with a Palestinian flag. at May 08, 2024 10:36 PM (lCWOD)
Like. What do I do now?
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 08, 2024 10:35 PM (l6Gmn)
Say "Yes" and carry. But don't shoot him before he pays the check.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at May 08, 2024 10:37 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 08, 2024 10:27 PM (VNX3d)
My blood type is... Rum...
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 08, 2024 10:37 PM (xaFKb)
Like. What do I do now?
Posted by: nurse ratched
Don't get started on fresh water otters.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 08, 2024 10:37 PM (Npk3P)
Like. What do I do now?
Posted by: nurse ratched
First things first. Is he nice?
Posted by: Tuna at May 08, 2024 10:37 PM (oaGWv)
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- I stand with Israel and all Jews everywhere at May 08, 2024 10:38 PM (ET1Q8)
Posted by: Don Black at May 08, 2024 10:38 PM (/7KEl)
Like. What do I do now?
Posted by: nurse ratched
Order the lobster and the petit filet mignon. Duh.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 08, 2024 10:39 PM (IG4Id)
Nothing but a gentle breeze and some pg-13 language down here in south jones valley where i live.
Prayers for that Moron up in Monte Sano. Wish I could remember his nic.
Posted by: BifBewalski at May 08, 2024 10:39 PM (MsrgL)
Personally I would appreciate it if they followed the Bobby Sand's How To Starve For Dummies.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
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Now, there's a name I haven't heard in a very long time. Here's a pic. Bit of a RBF, no?
https://www.pinterest.com/pin/
78109374773516583/
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 08, 2024 10:39 PM (XeU6L)
Like. What do I do now?
Posted by: nurse ratched
It's Wednesday....put off stressing till Friday. (smiley face icon here)
Posted by: Some Rat at May 08, 2024 10:39 PM (vJiyU)
Like. What do I do now?
Posted by: nurse ratched
First things first. Is he nice?
Posted by: Tuna
How does he compare against the bear in that tiktok meme?
Posted by: BifBewalski at May 08, 2024 10:40 PM (MsrgL)
I wonder how many decades it takes to break even and begin capturing CO2.
Also couldn't Bezos and/or Zuckerberg just not travel by yacht a couple of times a year and achieve the same or more?
Posted by: Moron Robbie
Break even? Never. Carbon "capture" plants are the modern day equivalent of a perpetual motion machine scam. Not thermodynamically possible.
And 36K metric tons is just about ....nothing. It sounds profound, but to actually make a "change" in the climate (according to the smart people), they have to sequester MEGA tons. That's millions of tons.
It is actually part of my job to look at this stuff, and it is appalling just how dumb it all is, because the "smartest" people are all for it.
Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at May 08, 2024 10:40 PM (tjZg/)
Notice a trend is Democrat Politicians?
Biden? Brain damaged and plate in his head.
Fetterman?
Now... RFK?
and we all know Pelousy was demented... and AOC has the IQ of a gnat..
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 08, 2024 10:40 PM (xaFKb)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 08, 2024 10:41 PM (63Dwl)
https://www.pinterest.com/pin/
78109374773516583/
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 08, 2024 10:39 PM (XeU6L)
Affecting the "Che" look.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 08, 2024 10:41 PM (8zz6B)
You know what is the perfect GREEN Carbon capture factory?
It's called... a Farm... or... an Orchard... hell, even a Forest... (not the Gump type).
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 08, 2024 10:42 PM (xaFKb)
I remember the days when there was just a baby shower and the invites were pink or blue. Or, heck, just plain beige or ivory. Because you couldn't actually be sure.
Posted by: GWB at May 08, 2024 10:42 PM (1zxQh)
Like. What do I do now?
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 08, 2024 10:35 PM (l6Gmn)
Say "Yes" and carry. But don't shoot him before he pays the check.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at May 08, 2024 10:37 PM (QXQ4l)
^ I second this.
Posted by: Iris, Team Hedgehog at May 08, 2024 10:42 PM (n3DL0)
Posted by: Emmie at May 08, 2024 10:32 PM (Sf2cq)
That sounds lovely but I got to get moving soon as I can in the morning cuz I have an appointment with Costco on Thursday.
Costco.
Pray for me.
Posted by: Robert at May 08, 2024 10:42 PM (SJpEt)
It is actually part of my job to look at this stuff, and it is appalling just how dumb it all is, because the "smartest" people are all for it.
Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at May 08, 2024 10:40 PM (tjZg/)
Wait until they learn CO2's ability to raise the global temperature is already pretty much tapped out.
Posted by: Dr. T at May 08, 2024 10:42 PM (g0Y4p)
@sciam
Media coverage of university students speaking up against the war in Gaza, just like coverage of other protest movements, has fallen prey to some serious weaknesses
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I guess it's Political Scientific American. Well, after all, they did invent the V-2 rocket.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 08, 2024 10:42 PM (L/fGl)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 08, 2024 10:43 PM (9yWhg)
Oh, they'll learn about it all right. About the time their ability to suck at the taxpayer teat is tapped out.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at May 08, 2024 10:43 PM (dZVON)
Posted by: runner at May 08, 2024 10:44 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 08, 2024 10:44 PM (Npk3P)
Imagine an R politician making the same argument about any non-leftist CEO. All of reddit would be laughing at her...."poor widdle CEO can't handle meeting we the people..."
And unlike most companies this one is paid for my taxes so they should be completely accountable to government officials..
Posted by: 18-1 at May 08, 2024 10:45 PM (ibTVg)
Remember when anti-semitism was a concern? Apparently "Scientific American" doesn't...
Posted by: 18-1 at May 08, 2024 10:45 PM (ibTVg)
Like. What do I do now?
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 08, 2024 10:35 PM (l6Gmn)
Are there any brujas in the PNW?
This might require consulting entrails.
Posted by: Robert at May 08, 2024 10:46 PM (SJpEt)
https://www.pinterest.com/pin/
78109374773516583/
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 08, 2024 10:39 PM (XeU6L)
Very resting.
I wonder who has more hair, Sands or the Human Debris broad.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at May 08, 2024 10:46 PM (QXQ4l)
Like. What do I do now?
Posted by: nurse ratche
Shave your legs?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 08, 2024 10:46 PM (AJDwy)
Honestly? Think of a few good conversation starters, ideally something that will let you know about him and his views on life.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 08, 2024 10:46 PM (ibTVg)
Well. I guess We just met at the local beach watering hole. Chatted for a bit. He picked up the tab for my halibut quesadilla and pint and asked for my phone number.
I texted him thank you and he asked me if I would like to have dinner with him on Saturday.
How the hell does this work these days?
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 08, 2024 10:47 PM (Gh8gt)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
.45 vs 9mm!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 08, 2024 10:44 PM (Npk3P)
Longbow or crossbow?
Posted by: Robert at May 08, 2024 10:47 PM (SJpEt)
It's called... a Farm... or... an Orchard... hell, even a Forest... (not the Gump type).
Posted by: Romeo13
Actually, it's the top 100 feet of the ocean, where phytoplankton perform photosynthesis and convert CO2 in the water to protein, sugar and oxygen.
There was a hypothesis that dumping huge amounts of powdered iron into the ocean would so stimulate phytoplankton, that they could actually cool the planet! Somebody actually tried it, and...surprise! it didn't work.
Of course, now, a lot of the "warmists" want to chop down the forests, and put the logs in the ocean, to plant new forests that grow faster and capture more CO2 than mature forests.
It's all madness.
Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at May 08, 2024 10:47 PM (tjZg/)
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 08, 2024 10:48 PM (Gh8gt)
Gack!
Posted by: pawn at May 08, 2024 10:48 PM (QB+5g)
No idea, but you have enough info to run a background check. Or at least check if that name is on the sex offender list.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at May 08, 2024 10:49 PM (dZVON)
Posted by: Braenyard - UNC tore down the American Flag and replaced it with a Palestinian flag. at May 08, 2024 10:49 PM (lCWOD)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 08, 2024 10:49 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 08, 2024 10:47 PM (Gh8gt)
Well, when a boy likes a girl...
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 08, 2024 10:51 PM (AJDwy)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 08, 2024 10:51 PM (fY84s)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 08, 2024 10:51 PM (AJDwy)
It's all madness.
Posted by: A face in the crowd.....
Let's cut out the middleman, and put the "warmies" in the middle of the ocean instead. While they're waitin for the global temperature to drop, they can report on the ocean temperature and other weather information.
For fun, drop them in the routes of China's fishing fleets.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 08, 2024 10:52 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 08, 2024 10:35 PM (l6Gmn)
Say "Yes" and carry. But don't shoot him before he pays the check.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at May 08, 2024 10:37 PM (QXQ4l)
Beat me to it ...
Posted by: browndog has no favorite between these two at May 08, 2024 10:52 PM (TTAGa)
Like. What do I do now?
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 08, 2024 10:35 PM (l6Gmn)
If your date comes to your door and has excess hair gel on his hair, DON'T grab it and smear it on your own hairdo.
Posted by: Mary at May 08, 2024 10:52 PM (DR8fH)
You're taking all the mystery out of it!
A background check? He actually joked about that when I got his number. Said to go ahead.
Gah. I may just chicken out now.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 08, 2024 10:52 PM (Gh8gt)
Posted by: javems at May 08, 2024 10:53 PM (8I4hW)
How the hell does this work these days?
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 08, 2024 10:47 PM (Gh8gt)
Cut to the chase. Ask him to meet you at the gun range, and go for dinner later.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 08, 2024 10:53 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: pawn at May 08, 2024 10:53 PM (QB+5g)
>>How the hell does this work these days?
Being and old married man, I think how it works, is you go out on a couple of dates and if you still enjoy each others company, you go out on some more, and don't put out right away, maybe on the 14th or 15th date, you exchange a tap kiss, like a European, but only on one side, not that gaywad double tap kiss, they do.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 08, 2024 10:53 PM (XV/Pl)
Absolutely!!!
Posted by: pawn at May 08, 2024 10:53 PM (QB+5g)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 08, 2024 10:55 PM (8zz6B)
Well, I'm meeting him after Mass on Saturday, so I will be carrying already. He wants to meet at a steak house a couple blocks from the church. I've been there before. It's pretty darn tasty.
However
Chickening out is sounding like a plan.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 08, 2024 10:56 PM (Gh8gt)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 08, 2024 10:53 PM (8zz6B)
I like this idea. Honestly.
Dooooo eeeeeeet!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Robert at May 08, 2024 10:57 PM (SJpEt)
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 08, 2024 10:56 PM (Gh8gt)
Don't do that. Go. Have fun. Live life.
Be surprised
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 08, 2024 10:57 PM (AJDwy)
Posted by: noam sayen at May 08, 2024 10:57 PM (2C8PU)
Hmm... Three possibilities here.
1. There's nothing untoward.
2. He thinks you like bad boys.
3. He's in witness protection and living under a new identity.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at May 08, 2024 10:57 PM (dZVON)
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 08, 2024 10:56 PM (Gh8gt)
No chickening out.
Posted by: Robert at May 08, 2024 10:57 PM (SJpEt)
Posted by: chris+opher at May 08, 2024 10:58 PM (dSco/)
AOP has an excellent idea here.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at May 08, 2024 10:59 PM (dZVON)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 08, 2024 10:57 PM (AJDwy)
"What's with all the tortured screams begging for death coming from his basement? Probably nothing."
- Nurse R...maybe.
Posted by: Robert at May 08, 2024 10:59 PM (SJpEt)
Posted by: Megthered at May 08, 2024 10:59 PM (2ypaJ)
Posted by: AlaBAMA
I can see Monte Sano and some of downtown from my porch, which is where I am drinking some single barrel Jack. It's darker than normal so maybe some power is out. Don't hear any sirens just now, and ambient noise is pretty low too.
Waff 48 had some video earlier of the tornado back lit by lightning. Skeery AF.
Was JRod the nic for the Moron that lives up on Monte Sano or am I all discombobulated?
Posted by: BifBewalski at May 08, 2024 11:00 PM (MsrgL)
Invite him to join you at Mass. If he bursts into flame when he crosses the threshold of the church, you might have a problem.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at May 08, 2024 11:00 PM (DR8fH)
CO2 flooding has been around for a while, as you know. On a commercial scale since the 80's.
Posted by: javems at May 08, 2024 11:00 PM (8I4hW)
That link: https://is.gd/G1WlIo
Posted by: Ciampino - Campus shennanigans #03 at May 08, 2024 11:01 PM (qfLjt)
*********
Seamus Muldooon and John 15:13 beg to differ:
Greater love hath no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends.
Posted by: Muldoon at May 08, 2024 11:01 PM (l4B/J)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 08, 2024 11:02 PM (L/fGl)
Well. I guess We just met at the local beach watering hole. Chatted for a bit. He picked up the tab for my halibut quesadilla and pint and asked for my phone number.
I texted him thank you and he asked me if I would like to have dinner with him on Saturday.
How the hell does this work these days?
Posted by: nurse ratched
Ok. If you enjoyed his company I don't see that having dinner with him could hurt. You should give it a try.
Posted by: Tuna at May 08, 2024 11:02 PM (oaGWv)
Posted by: tankdemon
Ya gotta turn the leader.
Posted by: Some Rat at May 08, 2024 10:06 PM (vJiyU)
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I suppose you couldn't find the cliff?
(recollects "Tremors")
Posted by: Ciampino - Campus shennanigans #04 at May 08, 2024 11:03 PM (qfLjt)
I'd expect a bit of a binary response. He'll either come up clean, or not, and you'll likely know WHY not.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 08, 2024 11:03 PM (e6UQI)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 08, 2024 11:04 PM (9yWhg)
Taxation is theft, don’t you think?
Do you know what FJB means?
The south really fucked around and found out in 1861, huh?
Bonaparte was a pussy, wasn’t he?
Do you think Joe Biden is the biggest asshole in history or just this century?
You’re not a fed are you?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 08, 2024 11:04 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: pawn at May 08, 2024 11:04 PM (QB+5g)
Posted by: Muldoon at May 08, 2024 11:01 PM (l4B/J)
I agree.
John was a smart guy...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 08, 2024 11:04 PM (d9fT1)
Invite him to join you at Mass. If he bursts into flame when he crosses the threshold of the church, you might have a problem.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at May 08, 2024 11:00 PM (DR8fH)
If Biden and Pelosi don't burst into flames. I doubt if Nurse's beau would.
Go out and have a nice meal. Perhaps a few laughs. You may have things in common. And if he's a creep, double tap him.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at May 08, 2024 11:05 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: noam sayen at May 08, 2024 10:57 PM (2C8PU)
yeah I thought that instantly. maybe it's an homage.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 08, 2024 11:05 PM (S6gqv)
Jonah Goldberg @JonahDispatch 2h
Fwiw. I’ve heard from a LOT of reliably anti-Trump people - I mean really, really, anti-Trump people - who have had it with Biden tonight. Anecdotal, to be sure. But very telling in my circle.
@Timodc
These people are children. “I’m so angry at the world leader who has been the most stalwart with Israel that I’m willing to let a maniac light the country on fire” is a temper tantrum not the action of an adult who has to make a considered decision between imperfect options .
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 08, 2024 11:05 PM (IG4Id)
"Have you ever been in a Turkish prison?"
"Do you like gladiator movies?"
"Have you ever seen a grown man naked?"
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at May 08, 2024 11:05 PM (DR8fH)
*********
Seamus Muldooon and John 15:13 beg to differ:
Greater love hath no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends.
Posted by: Muldoon at May 08, 2024 11:01 PM (l4B/J)
---------------------------------
Some things sound so right until you hear another perspective/
Posted by: Braenyard - UNC tore down the American Flag and replaced it with a Palestinian flag. at May 08, 2024 11:06 PM (lCWOD)
Jonah Goldberg @JonahDispatch 2h
Fwiw. I’ve heard from a LOT of reliably anti-Trump people - I mean really, really, anti-Trump people - who have had it with Biden tonight. Anecdotal, to be sure. But very telling in my circle.
Is that your belt you are talking about Jonah.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at May 08, 2024 11:07 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 08, 2024 11:04 PM (u73oe)
I propose that henceforth we refer to Nurse's suitor as Glowie.
Posted by: Robert at May 08, 2024 11:07 PM (SJpEt)
Posted by: Nemo at May 08, 2024 11:08 PM (S6ArX)
That link: https://is.gd/G1WlIo
Posted by: Ciampino - Campus shennanigans #03 at May 08, 2024 11:01 PM (qfLjt)
Well, I can guarantee you that Iceland has no oil production or reservoirs into which CO2 could be injected. They might be able to liquefy it and ship it in tankers to the North Sea, but I doubt it would make economic sense to do so.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 08, 2024 11:08 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Tuna at May 08, 2024 11:08 PM (oaGWv)
Like. What do I do now?
Posted by: nurse ratched
***
If you get a bad vibe at dinner, "accidentally" drop your napkin on your left side. A few of us will be at surrounding tables and can take the guy out.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 08, 2024 11:08 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Robert at May 08, 2024 11:09 PM (SJpEt)
Posted by: Dr. T a
Maybe, but at least they're having kids.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 08, 2024 10:08 PM (IG4Id)
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Hmm. You know they want abortion till at least 1 year of age. So they could have babies for the Baby Shower, the 'reveal' party and all the other great stuff that happens with a new baby but ...... they could get rid of it and do it all over again. Sounds like Fiction but I wouldn't put it past them.
Posted by: Ciampino - Campus shennanigans #05 at May 08, 2024 11:10 PM (qfLjt)
Start developing a list of questions to subtly inquire about his thoughts on Ducks vs. Huskies, river otters vs. sea otters, and 9mm vs. 45 ACP.
Posted by: PabloD at May 08, 2024 11:11 PM (f7a6n)
Posted by: Ciampino - Campus shennanigans #05 at May 08, 2024 11:10 PM (qfLjt)
"It was defective. We had to send it back before the warranty expired."
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 08, 2024 11:11 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Ciampino
Put down the black for for a few hours.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 08, 2024 11:11 PM (IG4Id)
Anyone outside of Texas knows fuck all about barbecue, right?
Asking Paul Krugman about the economy is like asking Henry VIII for marriage advice, don’t you think?
Oh, and when the food arrives, move one asparagus to the side and say “you may go in peace.”
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 08, 2024 11:12 PM (u73oe)
STRONK INDEPENDENT WOMAN PAYS HER OWN BILLS AND OWNS HER OWN HOUSE!!!
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Little girls dreamt of being moms, women told them not to follow their dreams at May 08, 2024 10:11 PM (lx2qr)
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Is she not getting laid? Where's Paolo?
Posted by: Ciampino - Campus shennanigans #06 at May 08, 2024 11:12 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at May 08, 2024 11:13 PM (DR8fH)
Hooray, hooray, the eighth of May
Outdoor....
The rest is left as an exercise for the student.
Posted by: buddhaha at May 08, 2024 11:13 PM (HEckf)
Posted by: Muldoon at May 08, 2024 11:13 PM (l4B/J)
Looks like Jonah is taking a good look at the best way to keep his Ho-Ho budget going after the election...
Posted by: 18-1 at May 08, 2024 11:14 PM (ibTVg)
Chickening out is sounding like a plan.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 08, 2024 10:56 PM (Gh8gt)
============
Nah. Give it a go! I know at least one adorable little story of a girl who crumpled with disappointment when she met her blind date, then had the time of her life and couldn't wait to see him again.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at May 08, 2024 11:14 PM (Tvyd+)
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 08, 2024 11:15 PM (MLtjZ)
Posted by: AlaBAMA
Yep, if one is constructed with a penis, it's a man, with a vagina, a woman. The rest is mental illness.
Posted by: Some Rat at May 08, 2024 10:13 PM (vJiyU)
----
I see that you have watched 'Kindergarten Cop'.
We need to recommend it to that Thing in the USSC who doesn't know Biology.
Posted by: Ciampino - Campus shennanigans #07 at May 08, 2024 11:16 PM (qfLjt)
There's an extended wordplay joke in Shakespeare's "Taming of the Shrew." I'm not going to go look it up, but this is a pretty accurate summary, I think:
Petruchio tells Kate that she's like a wasp.
Kate says, "If I'm a wasp, then beware my sting!"
Petruchio: "Your sting, Kate? Why, I'll draw it out then!"
Kate: "If only the fool knew where to find it."
Petruchio: Why, Kate! Who doth not know where a wasp bears its sting? In its tail!"
Kate: "Nay, fool! In my tongue!"
Petruchio feigns confusion. "My tongue in your tail? Nay, Kate! I am a gentlemen!"
The Bard made a joke about cunnilingus.
Posted by: mnw at May 08, 2024 11:16 PM (NLIak)
--
He's out with one of the other 3 to 7s that are falling all over him on the dating apps and ignoring average men that they used to date and marry.
IIRC the term is "stuck on highest setting" after that, so they have a difficult time "settling" for relationships with a man who isn't rich, handsome, has status, etc.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Little girls dreamt of being moms, women told them not to follow their dreams at May 08, 2024 11:18 PM (lx2qr)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 08, 2024 11:18 PM (63Dwl)
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Who couldda seen that coming?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 08, 2024 11:18 PM (L/fGl)
Great!
So how did you come to be in Seattle?
How 'bout them Mariners?
Do you inhale or exhale when you pull a trigger?
How do you feel about the ten round magazine rule?
Dang. This could be fun!
Posted by: Diogenes at May 08, 2024 11:19 PM (W/lyH)
Looks like Jonah is taking a good look at the best way to keep his Ho-Ho budget going after the election...
Posted by: 18-1 at May 08, 2024 11:14 PM (ibTVg)
There've been threads about this on X - his open and undeniable betrayal of Israel has finally pushed a lot of waverers over the edge.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 08, 2024 11:19 PM (S6gqv)
There will be a harsh pejorative letter on the way to Pixy shortly!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at May 08, 2024
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Make sure to write it upside down so that he'll be able to read it.
Posted by: Ciampino - Campus shennanigans #08 at May 08, 2024 11:20 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: mnw at May 08, 2024 11:16 PM (NLIak)
Or eating ass.
Posted by: Robert at May 08, 2024 11:20 PM (SJpEt)
There will be a harsh pejorative letter on the way to Pixy shortly!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at May 08, 2024
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Make sure to write it upside down so that he'll be able to read it.
Posted by: Ciampino - Campus shennanigans #08 at May 08, 2024 11:20 PM (qfLjt)
Comprehension will be the next hurdle.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at May 08, 2024 11:21 PM (QXQ4l)
SLC-4E - Vandenberg SFB - Space Affairs Live
SpaceX is targeting Wednesday, May 8, for a Falcon 9 launch of 20 Starlink satellites, including 13 with Direct Cell capabilities, to low-Earth orbit from Space Launch Complex 4 East (SLC-4E) at Vandenberg Space Force Base in California.
Liftoff is targeted for 7:48 p.m. PDT, 10:48 EDT, (02:48 UTC, 04:48 CEST May 9), with backup opportunities available until 10:30 p.m. PDT. Additional opportunities are also available on Thursday, May 9, starting at 7:48 p.m. PT.
https://www.youtube.com/live/sOR7QFns_n0
Posted by: Ciampino - Space shennanigans #01 at May 08, 2024 11:21 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Robert at May 08, 2024 11:20 PM (SJpEt)
Yeah, about that ...
Da fuq
Just why ???
Posted by: browndog has no favorite between these two at May 08, 2024 11:22 PM (TTAGa)
🤣
Posted by: mindful webworker - can't go wrong at May 08, 2024 11:22 PM (RqbLQ)
You've got mail
Posted by: Muldoon at May 08, 2024 11:13 PM (l4B/J)
***
Heh. Just watched that the other night.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 08, 2024 11:22 PM (W/lyH)
@beefyfarmer 7h
THIS SUNSPOT IS HUGE: Sunspot AR3664 has grown so large, it is now rivals the great Carrington sunspot of 1859 in size and visual appearance.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 08, 2024 11:22 PM (IG4Id)
The little H&R top break revolver in .32 S&W short managed three rounds. All others FTF because light primer strikes. Put it back in the range bag.
The Walther P38 with the Gaialoop red dot got two rounds. Round #1 was damned near on the money. Aimed at the right hand swinging paddle, and nailed the left one at about ten yards. Paddles about four inches apart. But the sight and its support makes the slide too heavy, and it would not cycle well enough to eject the spent cartridge, let alone load a fresh one. Worked the slide manually, fired another round, missed both spoons. Again, did not cycle. Will put that back into OEM trim with all the OEM parts. Don't want to mess with recoil springs.
The new built AR9 has a failure to feed issue. Rounds stripped off the mag tip up way high, jam against the rear of the breech, and the lower edge of the breech makes a semi-circular dent in the brass. When I get that sorted out, it will get the red dot.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 08, 2024 11:23 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Robert at May 08, 2024 11:20 PM (SJpEt)
Yeah, about that ...
Da fuq
Just why ???
Posted by: browndog has no favorite between these two at May 08, 2024 11:22 PM (TTAGa
Diversity
Posted by: Mayor Pete Buttplug at May 08, 2024 11:23 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at May 08, 2024 11:25 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: PabloD at May 08, 2024 11:25 PM (f7a6n)
Launch time changed
New T-Zero: Liftoff is targeted for 9:42 p.m. PDT, 12:42a.m. EDT, (04:42 UTC, 6:42 CEST May 9).
Posted by: Ciampino - Space shennanigans #02 at May 08, 2024 11:25 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Braenyard - UNC tore down the American Flag and replaced it with a Palestinian flag. at May 08, 2024 11:26 PM (lCWOD)
Hillary Clinton’s Feminist Musical "Suffs" Featuring "Non-Binary" Performers Struggles at Box Office
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Who couldda seen that coming?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
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The whole thing's probably a money-laundering op anyway.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at May 08, 2024 11:26 PM (Tvyd+)
@beefyfarmer 7h
THIS SUNSPOT IS HUGE: Sunspot AR3664 has grown so large, it is now rivals the great Carrington sunspot of 1859 in size and visual appearance.
Posted by: weft cut-loop
Maybe I can finally get Alaska and Hawaii on six meters.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 08, 2024 11:27 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: PabloD at May 08, 2024 11:25 PM (f7a6n)
let slip the word: Moron
Posted by: browndog has no favorite between these two at May 08, 2024 11:27 PM (TTAGa)
(recollects "Tremors")
Posted by: Ciampino - Campus shennanigans #04 at May 08, 2024 11:03 PM (qfLjt)
They were shrews, not lemmings.
Posted by: tankdemon at May 08, 2024 11:27 PM (FeuFo)
Posted by: tankdemon at May 08, 2024 11:27 PM (FeuFo)
Disney's camera crew would have driven them over the cliff, anyway.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 08, 2024 11:28 PM (8zz6B)
https://mol.im/a/13397731
Names?
Posted by: Ciampino - Liberal shennanigans #01 at May 08, 2024 11:31 PM (qfLjt)
@tedfrank 10m
And yesterday I told someone I wasn’t going to vote for Trump. I was wrong. The Biden administration has to be stopped.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 08, 2024 11:31 PM (IG4Id)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 08, 2024 11:32 PM (63Dwl)
You've got mail
Posted by: Muldoon at May 08, 2024 11:13 PM (l4B/J)
Now you do.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 08, 2024 11:32 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: PabloD at May 08, 2024 11:25 PM (f7a6n)
let slip the word: Moron
Posted by: browndog has no favorite between these two at May 08, 2024 11:27 PM (TTAGa)
***
We need a secret codeword.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 08, 2024 11:34 PM (W/lyH)
(recollects "Tremors")
Posted by: Ciampino - Campus shennanigans #04 at May 08, 2024 11:03 PM (qfLjt)
They were shrews, not lemmings.
Posted by: tankdemon at May 08, 2024 11:27 PM (FeuFo)
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In the westerns I watched as a kid, the herd was always stampeded by the bad guys, always towards a cliff. The stampede was always turned by the hero - if a GA movie. In some PG movies the herd went over the cliff.
Posted by: Ciampino - Liberal shennanigans #02 at May 08, 2024 11:34 PM (qfLjt)
https://www.youtube.com/live/sOR7QFns_n0
Posted by: Ciampino -
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If I read it correctly it's 12:32AM EST or EDT, whatever we're in.
Posted by: Braenyard - UNC tore down the American Flag and replaced it with a Palestinian flag. at May 08, 2024 11:35 PM (lCWOD)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 08, 2024 11:32 PM (63Dwl)
All shrews are killers- ask the Boeing whistleblowers about it
Posted by: tankdemon at May 08, 2024 11:36 PM (FeuFo)
Posted by: Gref at May 08, 2024 11:37 PM (5fDan)
Posted by: Nemo
Pfft
That was like a hundred years ago.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 08, 2024 11:37 PM (cOq4q)
Posted by: Diogenes at May 08, 2024 11:38 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Diogenes at May 08, 2024 11:34 PM (W/lyH)
A good two-word challenge/code word: Ben Had.
Posted by: Gref at May 08, 2024 11:39 PM (5fDan)
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He was thinking of the Green Beret Packers, a group of faggots that followed the Green Berets around hoping to get some.
Posted by: Braenyard - UNC tore down the American Flag and replaced it with a Palestinian flag. at May 08, 2024 11:40 PM (lCWOD)
He was thinking of the Green Beret Packers, a group of faggots that followed the Green Berets around hoping to get some.
Posted by: Braenyard
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Special Farces
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 08, 2024 11:42 PM (XeU6L)
Like. What do I do now?
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 08, 2024 10:35 PM (l6Gmn)
Nurse, here is your answer:
144 Hooray hooray the eighth of May!
It's outdoor intercourse day!!!!
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 08, 2024 12:40 PM (ya/XM)
Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 08, 2024 11:43 PM (3Hm/H)
🤣
Posted by: mindful webworker - can't go wrong
What could possibly go wrong??
(throws chicken entrails into the fire)
Oh. That's not good.
Good luck, Nurse!!
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 08, 2024 11:43 PM (sAmhv)
@Phil_Lewis_ 9m
A woman who had been living inside a Michigan grocery store rooftop sign for a year has been asked to leave
Authorities said the 34-year-old made the sign her home with a mini desk, food pantry, a houseplant and more
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 08, 2024 11:43 PM (IG4Id)
Posted by: Braenyard - UNC tore down the American Flag and replaced it with a Palestinian flag. at May 08, 2024 11:44 PM (lCWOD)
https://mol.im/a/13397731
Next time FJB campaigns in Wisconsin he'll tell the crowd of unionized trained seals that HE was drafted by the Packers, but decided it was more important for him to fight for black civil rights alongside MLK Jr, on the Selma bridge.
During his next trip to Wisconsin he'll claim Beau was going to be drafted by the Packers but died of toxic burn pit cancer and being blown-to-pieces by an ISIS IED two days before the NFL draft.
Posted by: Gref at May 08, 2024 11:47 PM (5fDan)
And yesterday I told someone I wasn’t going to vote for Trump. I was wrong. The Biden administration has to be stopped.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 08, 2024 11:31 PM (IG4Id)
If Ted Frank just realized this 10 minutes ago, he's a fucking idiot, which he is, because he's from the gentry wing of the GOP. Federalist lawyer type so entrenched in the system that he can't conceive of solutions outside of it. The kind of guy thinks federalism and free markets are meaningful mechanisms for change despite Leviathan. Being respectable is very important to this type.
Posted by: Trust Me, I'm A Lawyer at May 08, 2024 11:48 PM (L66fF)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Sounds like a trip to the Sunday night gun thread.
Posted by: Braenyard - UNC tore down the American Flag and replaced it with a Palestinian flag. at May 08, 2024 11:48 PM (lCWOD)
Posted by: Braenyard - UNC tore down the American Flag and replaced it with a Palestinian flag. at May 08, 2024 11:48 PM (lCWOD)
Well, I may be on the road back to Alberta on Sunday.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 08, 2024 11:51 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Gref at May 08, 2024 11:39 PM (5fDan)
Challenge: Ben!
Code Word: Roethlisberger!
Shoot him!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at May 08, 2024 11:51 PM (W/lyH)
It's like a time machine. With pillows.
https://youtu.be/hIqwzQ7g-Cc
G'nite y'all.
💤
Posted by: mindful webworker - it's always today at May 08, 2024 11:51 PM (RqbLQ)
Posted by: Gref at May 08, 2024 11:39 PM (5fDan)
Challenge: Ben!
Code Word: Roethlisberger!
Shoot him!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at May 08, 2024 11:51 PM (W/lyH)
Challenge: Lamont
Code Word: Dummy
Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 08, 2024 11:53 PM (3Hm/H)
Posted by: Muldoon at May 08, 2024 11:53 PM (l4B/J)
Hello Mr. Hammer.
Personally I would appreciate it if they followed the Bobby Sand's How To Starve For Dummies.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at May 08, 2024 10:24 PM (QXQ4l)
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Problem with that is they would be martyrs. Imagine St. George Floyd x 100! (not factorial)
Posted by: Ciampino - Campus shennanigans #09 at May 08, 2024 11:54 PM (qfLjt)
Response: Tucket
"Advance and be recognized."
Posted by: Muldoon at May 08, 2024 11:53 PM (l4B/J)
Snort...
If you know, you know.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 08, 2024 11:55 PM (W/lyH)
Costco.
Pray for me.
Posted by: Robert at May 08, 2024 10:42 PM (SJpEt)
Friendly hint: don't use the "Costco" word in NW Arkansas. This is Walmart country.
And yes, I'll pray for you.
Posted by: Emmie at May 08, 2024 11:55 PM (Sf2cq)
https://mol.im/a/13397789
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Let's see about US explosives: Afghanistan, Syria, Iraq, just to name a few.
Posted by: Ciampino - Campus shennanigans #10 at May 08, 2024 11:56 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Braenyard - UNC tore down the American Flag and replaced it with a Palestinian flag. at May 08, 2024 11:56 PM (lCWOD)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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I recall that last year it was a bit of an adventure.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 08, 2024 11:57 PM (XeU6L)
https://mol.im/a/13398045
Posted by: Ciampino - Campus shennanigans #11 at May 08, 2024 11:57 PM (qfLjt)
And yes, I'll pray for you.
Posted by: Emmie at May 08, 2024 11:55 PM (Sf2cq)
This is ironic, if only because Sam Walton named his store after FedMart, which was a CA chain started by Sol Price, the founder of Costco. Sam said that he stole his best retail ideas from Sol.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 08, 2024 11:58 PM (3Hm/H)
Posted by: Ciampino - Campus shennanigans #09 at May 08, 2024 11:54 PM (qfLjt)
They are just play-acting. Nowhere near dedicated enough to actually starve themselves to death for the worthless Palis. Round them up, fit them with Acme parachutes, and shove 'em out of a C130 over Gaza.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 08, 2024 11:58 PM (8zz6B)
https://mol.im/a/13397245
Posted by: Ciampino - Campus shennanigans #12 at May 08, 2024 11:59 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Gref at May 08, 2024 11:39 PM (5fDan)
Challenge: Ben!
Code Word: Roethlisberger!
Shoot him!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at May 08, 2024 11:51 PM (W/lyH)
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IN YOUR LAST MOMENTS, AS YOU LAY BLEEDING OUT FROM A GSW, MY EPONYMOUS MEME WILL BRING A SMILE TO YOUR SOON-TO-BE CORPSEFACE.
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at May 08, 2024 11:59 PM (L66fF)
Posted by: Trust Me, I'm A Lawyer
They are statist apparatchiks, but those like him don't believe in free markets. It's a lie. It's douchebags like him who shrieked every time Rand Paul asked the Fed to be audited. You think that jackhole would want the state bars to be removed. No, they are many things but free marketeers ain't one.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 09, 2024 12:00 AM (IG4Id)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 08, 2024 11:57 PM (XeU6L)
Indeed it was. This year's Suburban is one that has given me 12 years of good service.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 09, 2024 12:00 AM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Braenyard - UNC tore down the American Flag and replaced it with a Palestinian flag. at May 09, 2024 12:01 AM (lCWOD)
Posted by: Gref at May 08, 2024 11:47 PM (5fDan)
Silly Gref, he died at the Ice Bowl
Posted by: Zombie Bart Starr at May 09, 2024 12:01 AM (QXQ4l)
https://mol.im/a/13397595
(why is there even a thing about blacking one's face anyway? Puerile reaction. Anyway remember "White Chicks"?)
Posted by: Ciampino - Campus shennanigans #13 at May 09, 2024 12:01 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 09, 2024 12:05 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Muldoon at May 09, 2024 12:05 AM (l4B/J)
Posted by: oldraceral at May 09, 2024 12:05 AM (ebDT0)
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I'm going to suggest that, if you are easily offended by every single thing AND can't differentiate between colors at the 1st grade level, you might want to not show off your mad skillz simultaneously.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Little girls dreamt of being moms, women told them not to follow their dreams at May 09, 2024 12:05 AM (uo86X)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 09, 2024 12:05 AM (8zz6B)
https://is.gd/EeCmHA
Posted by: Ciampino - Liberal shennanigans #03 at May 09, 2024 12:06 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 09, 2024 12:06 AM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Braenyard - UNC tore down the American Flag and replaced it with a Palestinian flag. at May 09, 2024 12:06 AM (lCWOD)
Hey, Mike, how's the weather up there? From the radar, looks you're about to get in the zone of some that mess coming through.
It'll be here around 2AM or so.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 09, 2024 12:09 AM (w6EFb)
https://is.gd/7GLw7i
Dem frontrunner in top Senate race loses it when pressed by reporter on controversial police remark
https://is.gd/i4Fv4E
Posted by: Ciampino - Liberal shennanigans #04 at May 09, 2024 12:10 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Little girls dreamt of being moms, women told them not to follow their dreams at May 09, 2024 12:05 AM (uo86X)
In a sane world, yes.
But this is the world where long ago someone ignorant of the meaning of the word "niggardly" took umbrage, and society's response was to never use it again.
It's a soft version of the Khmer Rouge.
Posted by: Pol Pot Appreciation Society at May 09, 2024 12:11 AM (L66fF)
https://is.gd/EeCmHA
Posted by: Ciampino - Liberal shennanigans #03 at May 09, 2024 12:06 AM (qfLjt)
Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke. And joke 'em if they can't take a fuck.
Funny how the left can't take a joke at their expense.
Posted by: Zombie Bart Starr at May 09, 2024 12:11 AM (QXQ4l)
I'm offended
I'm so offended
I'm offended
I'm offended
I'm offended
_lyrics Cream never sang
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hSiqy9v9FM
Posted by: Braenyard - UNC tore down the American Flag and replaced it with a Palestinian flag. at May 09, 2024 12:12 AM (lCWOD)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, with new wheel at May 09, 2024 12:12 AM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: Muldoon at May 09, 2024 12:14 AM (l4B/J)
It'll be here around 2AM or so.
Posted by: publius
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Rain, thunder heavy lightening. Couple of power blinks. Tornado warning west of here a bit.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 09, 2024 12:14 AM (XeU6L)
https://is.gd/7GLw7i
Dem frontrunner in top Senate race loses it when pressed by reporter on controversial police remark
https://is.gd/i4Fv4E
Posted by: Ciampino - Liberal shennanigans #04 at May 09, 2024 12:10 AM (qfLjt)
I can believe that he meant to say "bugaboo" and it came out "jigaboo", because in the context of the sentence, the latter word simply does not make sense. But the asshole is a Democrat; if you can hang him with it, do so.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 09, 2024 12:14 AM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Braenyard - UNC tore down the American Flag and replaced it with a Palestinian flag. at May 09, 2024 12:14 AM (lCWOD)
Posted by: Ciampino - Liberal shennanigans #05 at May 09, 2024 12:15 AM (qfLjt)
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Hell, they even changed the name of one type of bird seed to accommodate the whiners:
Posted by: JQ at May 09, 2024 12:16 AM (njWTi)
In a few hours, I'll get to see if my weather station holds up against an "event".
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 09, 2024 12:17 AM (w6EFb)
https://trib.al/ibXrd1P
Posted by: Ciampino - Liberal shennanigans #06 at May 09, 2024 12:18 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: JQ at May 09, 2024 12:18 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon"
************
Trump szhould send them a truck load of NY pizza.
Posted by: Cosda at May 09, 2024 12:18 AM (WYANI)
In a few hours, I'll get to see if my weather station holds up against an "event".
Posted by: publius
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What's current pressure?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 09, 2024 12:19 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Muldoon at May 09, 2024 12:20 AM (l4B/J)
And yesterday I told someone I wasn’t going to vote for Trump. I was wrong. The Biden administration has to be stopped.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 08, 2024 11:31 PM (IG4Id)
If Ted Frank just realized this 10 minutes ago, he's a fucking idiot, which he is, because he's from the gentry wing of the GOP. Federalist lawyer type so entrenched in the system that he can't conceive of solutions outside of it. The kind of guy thinks federalism and free markets are meaningful mechanisms for change despite Leviathan. Being respectable is very important to this type.
Posted by: Trust Me, I'm A Lawyer at May 08, 2024 11:48 PM (L66fF)
If I may...Biden saying he's going to cut off the weapons sales to Israel this will have the defense industry (and related grifters and parasites) up in arms (pardon the pun). More than a few are considering their bank accounts and acting accordingly.
Posted by: Robert at May 09, 2024 12:20 AM (Ac7E0)
29.84" relative, 28.96" absolute. I've got the relative offset set fairly accurate, I think. Within .01" of the airports in nice, stable weather. I got within that simply by using a standard table for the barometric equation, and that was enough to agree with the airports.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 09, 2024 12:22 AM (w6EFb)
New T-Zero: May 9, 8:20 p.m. PDT, 11:20p.m. EDT, (03:20 UTC, 05:20 CEST May 10).
Posted by: Ciampino - Liberal shennanigans #07 at May 09, 2024 12:24 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Cosda at May 09, 2024 12:18 AM (WYANI)
Loaded with ex-lax? Naw, Trump should give them nothing. Suppose he did give them all pizza, and some of them wolfed it down and got tummyaches? They would blame him for poison pizza.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 09, 2024 12:25 AM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Muldoon at May 09, 2024 12:25 AM (l4B/J)
Here's the Wundeground page for my station:
https://tinyurl.com/2b2a7bhu
It's past midnight, kick the day back to the 8th on the history and you can see the excursions pressure took today. There was about an .08 - .09" range today, most dramatic around 3PM when we had a little storm come through. I was just on the edge of the rain, didn't get much.
I checked that against several other local stations and they all showed the same pattern.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 09, 2024 12:26 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 09, 2024 12:22 AM (w6EFb)
Has NOAA gotten around to "adjusting" barometric pressure yet, in service of The Narrative?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 09, 2024 12:26 AM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Robert
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Mentioned it a couple of times with no response from the commentariat. - Israel has negotiated the slack with IMCO industries, they have been making parts and arms since the '50s.
Read another thing that General Dynamics has bought IMCO.
If so, the "US" is no longer supplying Israel; However, IMCO (General Dynamics) is.
Posted by: Braenyard - UNC tore down the American Flag and replaced it with a Palestinian flag. at May 09, 2024 12:27 AM (lCWOD)
Just got back from the beach. It's a beautiful evening. Clear, 55. Supposed to hit 80 Friday and Saturday.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 09, 2024 12:28 AM (Oj8FG)
https://is.gd/azqDhr
So Nurse?
Posted by: Ciampino - Liberal shennanigans #09 at May 09, 2024 12:31 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: logprof at May 09, 2024 12:31 AM (LsETW)
Posted by: Braenyard - UNC tore down the American Flag and replaced it with a Palestinian flag. at May 09, 2024 12:32 AM (lCWOD)
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 09, 2024 12:34 AM (/ibLg)
https://mol.im/a/13396483
Posted by: Ciampino - Liberal shennanigans #10 at May 09, 2024 12:34 AM (qfLjt)
https://mol.im/a/13395857
Posted by: Ciampino - Liberal shennanigans #11 at May 09, 2024 12:36 AM (qfLjt)
https://mol.im/a/13394875
Posted by: Ciampino - RIP at May 09, 2024 12:38 AM (qfLjt)
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Prediction: Sales of crab related dishes fall
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 09, 2024 12:40 AM (XeU6L)
https://mol.im/a/13395857
Posted by: Ciampino -
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Let me guess, he was a rather swarthy fellow.
checking
Posted by: Braenyard - UNC tore down the American Flag and replaced it with a Palestinian flag. at May 09, 2024 12:44 AM (lCWOD)
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Prediction: Sales of crab related dishes fall
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 09, 2024 12:40 AM (XeU6L)
***SNORT***
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, with new wheel at May 09, 2024 12:45 AM (QXQ4l)
To protesting students: Save those tents; you're going to need them after graduation.
Posted by: Ciampino - Campus shennanigans #14 at May 09, 2024 12:47 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: just the punchline at May 09, 2024 12:48 AM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 09, 2024 12:40 AM (XeU6L)
***SNORT*** Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, with new wheel at May 09, 2024 12:45 AM (QXQ4l)
Beaudreax and Thibodeux woulda picked off the crabs, put 'im back into the basket and reset the trap.
Them Cajuns don't miss a trick.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 09, 2024 12:48 AM (e6UQI)
Things like this never happen to the bells...
The case in Belgium comes three years after another, similarly horrific incident shocked the country when a 14-year-old girl was raped by a group of young men in a cemetery in Ghent, in East Flanders.
These people can't take a clue when slaps them in the face.
Posted by: Braenyard - UNC tore down the American Flag and replaced it with a Palestinian flag. at May 09, 2024 12:49 AM (lCWOD)
Posted by: just the punchline at May 09, 2024 12:53 AM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 09, 2024 12:54 AM (8zz6B)
The lowest relative barometric pressure observed at GSP was 28.73" on Mar. 13th, 1993. There was some sort of snow storm, 9.4" snow on that day, high 34F, low 24F. It dropped to 11F low a couple of days later.
Highest was 30.93" recorded on Feb 13th, 1981. No weather going on that day, other than it was cold.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 09, 2024 12:56 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 09, 2024 12:58 AM (sAmhv)
https://is.gd/qZUby1
Posted by: Ciampino - Liberal shennanigans #12 at May 09, 2024 01:00 AM (qfLjt)
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*!*
Aka 'The storm of the century'. I remember it well. Things were bad here, very bad. No power, no emergency services. If someone died, it was advised that they be moved outside, on a porch, or whatever. No way to pick them up. People were burning furniture in their fireplaces. The local ham club assumed responsibilty for many of the emergency communications, including for the hospital.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 09, 2024 01:02 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 09, 2024 01:03 AM (XeU6L)
Well, I'll be. The record high and low pressures for the Asheville area were the same dates, the 13th of Feb, '81, and 13th of Mar, '93.
Pressures were 30.89" and 28.89".
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 09, 2024 01:04 AM (w6EFb)
I should remember that, and I'm trying to, but I can't. I have vague recollections of the big snows.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 09, 2024 01:05 AM (w6EFb)
Well, I'll be. The record high and low pressures for the Asheville area were the same dates, the 13th of Feb, '81, and 13th of Mar, '93.
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Heh. The storm didn't even have a name.
The blizzard of '93 is often mentioned around here. March the 13th is always remembered.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 09, 2024 01:07 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Skip at May 09, 2024 01:08 AM (fwDg9)
No-name set low pressure records in 12 states I see.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 09, 2024 01:08 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Puddleglum,
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Karnak puts envelope to forehead, sees alternate housing in your near future.
Posted by: Braenyard - UNC tore down the American Flag and replaced it with a Palestinian flag. at May 09, 2024 01:09 AM (lCWOD)
Record low of 28.82" set in Tallahassee that day. 28.35" observed in New England.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 09, 2024 01:11 AM (w6EFb)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1993_Storm_of_the_Century
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 09, 2024 01:03 AM (XeU6L)
Was that part of the ice age or the global warming crap?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, with new wheel at May 09, 2024 01:13 AM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 09, 2024 01:14 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
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Global warming + acid rain.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 09, 2024 01:15 AM (XeU6L)
Radar is wonky. There's a big hole over NC. Somebody. Wunderground reset to 11PM.
Others are just showing the data hole.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 09, 2024 01:16 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: publius
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It was an interesting time.
I'm amused when the topic comes up, Gen-Xers and Gen-Zers probably sneer behind the backs of geezer's talking about The blizzard of '93. 'I mean, that was, like, the last century, man'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 09, 2024 01:19 AM (XeU6L)
Data came back. The red line is just crossing the SC border. I can hear it.
Still dead calm here. That's about to change.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 09, 2024 01:19 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 09, 2024 01:20 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 09, 2024 01:22 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
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Global warming + acid rain.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 09, 2024 01:15 AM (XeU6L)
I forgot about the acid rain phase. Thanks for the reminder.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, with new wheel at May 09, 2024 01:24 AM (QXQ4l)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1993_Storm_of_the_Century
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 09, 2024 01:03 AM (XeU6L)
Was that part of the ice age or the global warming crap?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
I read on the interweb (which means totally factual!!!) that Mt. Pinatubo blew it's top in 1990, altering weather patterns for a few years. The Perfect Storm in 91 and the 93 Storm of the Century followed afterwards, so it's plausible. Likely even. I'm not a #SCIENTIST so wth do I know.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 09, 2024 01:25 AM (sAmhv)
I was at Corporate Annual Awards. Ritz Carlton, Amelia Island, FL.
Everyone went there with "Florida" in mind. Walks on a warm beach, etc. No. Snow flurries in the air. No accumulation, but SNOW freakin' FLURRIES in the air.
Three hundred people RAVAGED the gift shop of every kind of warming or warmish item on the shelves. And even that, wasn't enough. It was COLD!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 09, 2024 01:26 AM (e6UQI)
Steady rumbling to the N and NW. Jake, the big orange tabby, just came in and headed for under the bed.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 09, 2024 01:28 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: publius
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It was an interesting time.
I'm amused when the topic comes up, Gen-Xers and Gen-Zers probably sneer behind the backs of geezer's talking about The blizzard of '93. 'I mean, that was, like, the last century, man'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer
Except that GenX would have been in the late teens and well along into their 20s during that period and would certainly remember it now. I would, if I wasn't stationed in the UK at that time. I recall my parents telling me the details. They live in PA.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 09, 2024 01:29 AM (sAmhv)
My cousin isn't even answering his emails. Right now, he's sitting in front of probably 3 or 4 screens watching his radar and other data feeds.
He's been retired for a while now, but an event like this still gets him going.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 09, 2024 01:29 AM (w6EFb)
Jim
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Here, the pipes for my hot water boiler froze, as did the boiler itself. Blew out the seals between the boiler segments. Fun time. If there was an upside, it was neighbors helping neighbors. People became amazingly concerned about their neighbors.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 09, 2024 01:31 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Puddleglum,
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Karnak puts envelope to forehead, sees alternate housing in your near future.
Posted by: Braenyard
No where to go. Will have to 'tough it out'. I'm heading up to PA for a couple of weeks. Hopefully things will be resolved by the time I get back, and other wishful thinking.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 09, 2024 01:32 AM (sAmhv)
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S'cuse. Millenials are who I had in mind.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 09, 2024 01:33 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 09, 2024 01:35 AM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 09, 2024 01:37 AM (XeU6L)
The EAS just went off on the TV. It's getting sporty in Clempson.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 09, 2024 01:39 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 09, 2024 01:39 AM (XeU6L)
Tomorrow's forecast is: Mild, if high-pressure "cap" remains above the Houston area. OMG SHIT, if that decays or gets shoved aside.
94% Relative Humidity, at 79.3f.
No prediction, but we're sitting on a firecracker, and the fuze is warm, if not quite lit.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 09, 2024 01:42 AM (e6UQI)
Pressure falling here now. .03" over the past hour. 29.82".
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 09, 2024 01:43 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: publius
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Time to crack on the storm sails.
Posted by: Jack Aubrey at May 09, 2024 01:45 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 09, 2024 01:47 AM (w6EFb)
Easier to do so when the not being pummeled on deck, by the storm.
Qualifier. The main Drogue Line, has to be lengthened or shortened to match the set of the waves, and the midships line to the Drogue has to be "trimmed" to fix the storm angle of the hull, to bisect the waves at a 10 to 15 degree bows-on angle.
You gotta do THAT job, out in the howling gales. Ain't no way around it, either.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 09, 2024 01:53 AM (e6UQI)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
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Global warming + acid rain.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 09, 2024 01:15 AM (XeU6L)
I forgot about the acid rain phase. Thanks for the reminder.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, with new wheel at May 09, 2024 01:24 AM (QXQ4l)
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Don't forget the Ozone Hole.
Posted by: Ciampino - Liberal shennanigans #13 at May 09, 2024 01:53 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at May 08, 2024 10:10
LMAO, TY Taq for my biggest chortle of the day. Well done my friend.
Posted by: Farmer at May 09, 2024 01:54 AM (55Qr6)
WInd starting to pick, barometer now rising. Jumped up to 29.87".
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 09, 2024 01:54 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: screaming in digital at May 09, 2024 01:55 AM (LKf0E)
I texted him thank you and he asked me if I would like to have dinner with him on Saturday.
How the hell does this work these days?
Posted by: nurse ratched
Ok. If you enjoyed his company I don't see that having dinner with him could hurt. You should give it a try.
Posted by: Tuna at May 08, 2024 11:02 PM (oaGWv)
I watch too many crime shows . Meet him for dinner but tell people exactly where you are going and update them if locations change, And bring your carry gun.
Posted by: polynikes at May 09, 2024 01:57 AM (MNhXM)
I am sorry to inform you. Because of Pixy's lack of competence all corrugated membership cards have been lost
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Yes, it was a pretty tragic dry-land canoe accident...
Posted by: As not seen on TV at May 09, 2024 01:59 AM (B+H5c)
Rainfall rate now 1.1"/hr. Wind still not too bad.
Tornado *warning* for NE Laurens county, radar indicated.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 09, 2024 02:02 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: publius
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Definitely moving ESE. Impressive cloud-to-cloud lightening.
Posted by: Jack Aubrey at May 09, 2024 02:06 AM (XeU6L)
I am sorry to inform you. Because of Pixy's lack of competence all corrugated membership cards have been lost
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Yes, it was a pretty tragic dry-land canoe accident...
Posted by: As not seen on TV at May 09, 2024 01:59 AM (B+H5c)
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Actually I believe Clyde the camel ate them.
Posted by: Ciampino - Liberal shennanigans #14 at May 09, 2024 02:06 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 09, 2024 02:06 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 09, 2024 02:07 AM (XeU6L)
But, from Due South.
Pumping 94% humid, warm air straight North up into the D/FW area and then the
ooops. ooopsie!!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 09, 2024 02:07 AM (e6UQI)
https://is.gd/JmbFT8
Posted by: Ciampino - Liberal shennanigans #15 at May 09, 2024 02:09 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 09, 2024 02:12 AM (XeU6L)
I'm right in the SW corner of Greenville County there. We're smack dab in the middle of the yellow on the radar now.
Rainfall rate 1.3" - 1.5"/hr. Some lightning close by, but not too close yet. Wind hasn't been bad at all.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 09, 2024 02:15 AM (w6EFb)
Freedom Works is one of the GOPe constructs that "stepped in" to "give" leadership and structure to the Tea Party Movement.
Translate that, into SMOTHER the Tea Party Movement.
Which, they, and others, DID.
Glad that fucking thing is dead, Dead, DEAD!
Pity being, a buncha unknowing, unsuspecting, good people got sucked up into it's slavering maw.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 09, 2024 02:18 AM (e6UQI)
Posted by: publius
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We never had much wind, good bit of rain, but not torrential. Lots of boomy stuff.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 09, 2024 02:20 AM (XeU6L)
Well, I'm meeting him after Mass on Saturday, so I will be carrying already. He wants to meet at a steak house a couple blocks from the church. I've been there before. It's pretty darn tasty.
However
Chickening out is sounding like a plan.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 08, 2024 10:56 PM (Gh8gt)
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No, get the veal...!
Posted by: As not seen on TV at May 09, 2024 02:21 AM (B+H5c)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 09, 2024 02:22 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: nurse ratched
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If he's wearing a hockey mask, call it off.
Posted by: Clarice at May 09, 2024 02:24 AM (XeU6L)
Like. What do I do now?
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 08, 2024 10:35 PM (l6Gmn)
1. Brush yer teeth
2.Comb yer Har.
Or the other way around ?
Posted by: JT at May 09, 2024 02:25 AM (T4tVD)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
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Calm here now.
Posted by: Clarice at May 09, 2024 02:25 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Clarice at May 09, 2024 02:26 AM (XeU6L)
/Clarice
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 09, 2024 02:27 AM (XeU6L)
https://shorturl.at/npx25
Here's the url for all the areas of satellite views. (my general favorite)
https://shorturl.at/ijoNP
Posted by: Braenyard - UNC tore down the American Flag and replaced it with a Palestinian flag. at May 09, 2024 02:27 AM (lCWOD)
There's another band from SW Tennessee up through Kentucky and SW Indiana. That will come through in a while as well, but they don't think it will pack as much of a punch when it gets here.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 09, 2024 02:29 AM (w6EFb)
Hell of a lot of lightning with this thing, I was just looking. None has been too close here, but it's a steady rumble all around.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 09, 2024 02:32 AM (w6EFb)
Listen to your instincts. If you are hesitant to meet this guy... after all the life you have lived... listen to it.
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 09, 2024 02:37 AM (xaFKb)
I need to buy about 10 sacks of top soil before the next flood.
A little shovel work too.
Not being an engineer I stand in the rain an watch which way the water wants to go then I mechanically assist it. Haven't had a problem since I made the alterations.
Posted by: Braenyard - UNC tore down the American Flag and replaced it with a Palestinian flag. at May 09, 2024 02:38 AM (lCWOD)
Safe travels to you, AOP.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 09, 2024 02:38 AM (Sgq8y)
Posted by: publius
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As I said, the cloud-to-cloud stuff here ws damned impressive.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 09, 2024 02:39 AM (XeU6L)
Looking at the strikes, it stayed mostly east of me here as it moved through. The hot spot now is around Laurens.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 09, 2024 02:43 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Ciampino - Liberal shennanigans #13 at May 09, 2024 01:53
I think w/ the Biden administration that is covered by Petey Buttigjig.
Posted by: Farmer at May 09, 2024 02:48 AM (55Qr6)
America First Legal Sues IBM Subsidiary “Red Hat” for Alleged Anti-White, Anti-Male Discrimination
https://tinyurl.com/3bd2fs5u
(AFL website)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 09, 2024 02:58 AM (0ODjL)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 08, 2024 11:22
When does this sunspot appear? Will it be on Stormy Daniels ass? Our society is so degraded, just look at AOS.
Posted by: Farmer at May 09, 2024 03:00 AM (55Qr6)
Surely the dems won't pull the football away at the last second this time, Charlie Brown! Don't mind that they're all waving little Ukranian flags and zero Israeli ones. That certainly isn't a portent of things to come.
My own representative has been an embarrassment on that vote and about a dozen others as well this year. Hopefully the dems invest $30 million into trying to flip his seat, I wouldn't be too broken up seeing him go.
Posted by: Sjg at May 09, 2024 03:02 AM (aqZN1)
Now, that was an impressive bit of long, drawn-out, rolling thunder. Kept going and hit resonances with the windows and house structure. Rattling and vibrating.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 09, 2024 03:13 AM (w6EFb)
Like. What do I do now?
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 08, 2024 10:35 PM (l6Gmn)
Well, wear the fancy sequined holster for your carry piece.
Posted by: Philip at May 09, 2024 03:32 AM (fwIBJ)
Posted by: Philip
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Nah. Too fancy shmancy for a steakhouse...
Maybe the nice tooled-leather one, with the turquoise cabochons, silver conchos and fringe?
Posted by: JQ at May 09, 2024 03:36 AM (njWTi)
I made the mistake of looking at the current temp on the CBS outlet's website. Uh . . . I don't wanna think about it. And it's only early May.
Anyway, I slept abou 6.5 hours and have to go work out. Whadda you got?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 09, 2024 03:37 AM (omVj0)
Whadda we got? Hmm. 40F right now & looking at mid80s tomorrow. Ugh. It'll be 90, I just know it. We always skip that nice 70ish temp zone and go straight from 'cold' to 'hot'
Posted by: JQ at May 09, 2024 03:39 AM (njWTi)
This is very important, especially to doomsday preppers. Don't forget why you are trying to survive.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 09, 2024 03:41 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Philip at May 09, 2024 03:42 AM (fwIBJ)
Posted by: JQ at May 09, 2024 03:43 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: Lost in Space at May 09, 2024 03:43 AM (jBiS/)
https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=ifkUn3NOT9w
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 09, 2024 03:44 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 09, 2024 03:44 AM (omVj0)
Well, two unhappy cats seem like many.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 09, 2024 03:45 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: JQ at May 09, 2024 03:47 AM (njWTi)
G'night, horde. Prayers for safety, for alla youse.
Posted by: JQ at May 09, 2024 03:48 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 09, 2024 03:50 AM (omVj0)
Well, two unhappy cats seem like many.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 09, 2024
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Thunder never seems to upset my two. On the other hand, firecrackers and bacon sizzling in the pan disturb Stirling, the big black cat, to the point that he hides under the bed on NYEve and July 4. Dagny the girl is like, "What's the problem, my human will handle it."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 09, 2024 03:52 AM (omVj0)
The local weather mavens keep saying we're going to have a "cold" front tomorrow. Hahahahahah. "Cold" in this case means a high of 80-82 instead of 88. Ooooh, chilly.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 09, 2024 03:56 AM (omVj0)
Posted by: Skip at May 09, 2024 03:56 AM (fwDg9)
Posted by: Skip at May 09, 2024
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"I'm up, I'm dressed, what more do ya want?"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 09, 2024 04:03 AM (omVj0)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 09, 2024 04:23 AM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Skip at May 09, 2024 04:37 AM (fwDg9)
Posted by: olddog in mo at May 09, 2024 04:39 AM (ju2Fy)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 09, 2024 03:44 AM (omVj0)
That storm began life in the Gulf and it made for a cloudy, very windy, miserable day in San Antonio. That weekend it moved out of the Gulf and on up the East Coast, making for the infamous storm.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 09, 2024 05:04 AM (Ds3Rc)
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