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dolphinride.jpg

Biker b*tch.

Territorial display goes wrong.

Here's some ball-handling that even David French is impressed by.

Big old whale.

Big old whale, breaching.

Penguins on parade.

Rocking puppy. Rocking doggos.

Not the belly, not the belly!

How to describe this?

Gull... gull... goose!

Lot of cool moves in this reel. The jumper at :25 is especially good.

Snow Kayaking, the sport of the future.

This is Robbie Knieval, not Evel. In the next two videos, the landings are actually crashes. Viewer discretion advised.



Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 07:35 PM




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1 Yeet!

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 30, 2024 07:33 PM (I5z1m)

2 Good evening, ace!

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 30, 2024 07:33 PM (I5z1m)

3 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at April 30, 2024 07:34 PM (fwDg9)

4 Best blog on the internet.

Let’s go.

Posted by: Czech Chick at April 30, 2024 07:35 PM (I6NNh)

5 It sure seems animals can be happy just like humans can

Posted by: Skip at April 30, 2024 07:35 PM (fwDg9)

6 Midget dolphin rape

Posted by: William Tecumseh Sherman at April 30, 2024 07:36 PM (P7lUj)

7 Legal Insurrection

AstraZeneca says their Wuhan Flu shot could cause a "blood clotting side effect."

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 30, 2024 07:36 PM (8iVbU)

8 191 Legal Insurrection

AstraZeneca says their Wuhan Flu shot could cause a "blood clotting side effect."
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 30, 2024 07:34 PM (8iVbU


Pussies. It's just a little blood clot. Screw your freedoms!

Posted by: Pfizer at April 30, 2024 07:36 PM (mzM2O)

9 Cool moves real is good

Posted by: Skip at April 30, 2024 07:37 PM (fwDg9)

10 Blownostrils > blowhole.

Posted by: gp Will Choose His Next Words Very Carefully at April 30, 2024 07:37 PM (MvF+J)

11 Doggeh is protecting his bed from the monster.

Posted by: davidt at April 30, 2024 07:39 PM (SYTee)

12 Hope bike jumper lived

Posted by: Skip at April 30, 2024 07:39 PM (fwDg9)

13
Dan, Val, Finn and Sonny to the vet today for their annual exam and shots. All the boys behaved well, were in good health and heartworm negative. All that for $776.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 30, 2024 07:40 PM (MoZTd)

14 I worked hard on this, so I'm willowing. Eat your heart out Johannah King-Slutzky....

"Actually, the meta-narrative stochasticity of the emergent pre-post-Industrialist dialectic implies a Marxian praxis that would find fuller expression in the later transformative praxis approaches endemic, but not limited to, most moribund late-term capitalist states..."


Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at April 30, 2024 07:40 PM (PiwSw)

15 Penguins!

Duncanthrax will be thrilled!

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 30, 2024 07:41 PM (T/hl4)

16 It was the Snake River Canyon.

Posted by: Zombie Evel at April 30, 2024 07:41 PM (SYTee)

17 Hearing a rumor from my legal connections that the NY State Appeals is about one second from suggesting bench removal for Merchan for the Trump hush trial, that the jailing Trump threat was the last straw. Should Merchan issue that order and Trump team emergency appeal - it would be heard immediately, and Merchan is getting lead away in a strait jacket.

It would appear that the NY Judiciary actually does have a gage that can get pegged for insanity...

Posted by: Boswell at April 30, 2024 07:41 PM (K+UlC)

18 Good evening, horde!

So glad porch weather has returned.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 30, 2024 07:42 PM (OX9vb)

19 "Actually, the meta-narrative stochasticity of the emergent pre-post-Industrialist dialectic implies a Marxian praxis that would find fuller expression in the later transformative praxis approaches endemic, but not limited to, most moribund late-term capitalist states..."


Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at April 30, 2024 07:40 PM (PiwSw)

Genuine Martian gibberish!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 30, 2024 07:42 PM (8zz6B)

20 >Lot of cool moves in this reel.


Pfft. I can do that stuff too- I just don't feel like it right now.

Posted by: Don Black & The Now at April 30, 2024 07:42 PM (/7KEl)

21 The guy hitting the pole while snow kayaking is lucky he's not dead.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 30, 2024 07:42 PM (T/hl4)

22 Pigeon 0
Jagar 1

Pigeon landed on the top rail of the fence and Jagar climbed the cable and snagged the pigeon of the rail. This dog will be a real asset in the apocolypse.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 30, 2024 07:43 PM (nOwFe)

23 "All you need is determination and practice ... It’s all achievable!"

That message brought to you by the American Association of Sports Injury Surgeons.

Posted by: gp Will Choose His Next Words Very Carefully at April 30, 2024 07:43 PM (MvF+J)

24 That would be good optics for Alvin Bragg

His pet judge lead away in a straight jacket.

Do they make on in 6XXXL for Alvin?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 30, 2024 07:43 PM (8iVbU)

25 It sure seems animals can be happy just like humans can
Posted by: Skip at April 30, 2024 07:35 PM (fwDg9)

Sure, they're happy now, but just wait until they venture too close to Penguin Island.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 30, 2024 07:43 PM (guGkK)

26 - it would be heard immediately, and Merchan is getting lead away in a strait jacket.

It would appear that the NY Judiciary actually does have a gage that can get pegged for insanity...
Posted by: Boswell at April 30, 2024 07:41 PM (K+UlC)

If they lead him anywhere other than a hastily-constructed platform under a lamp post, they are doing it wrong.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 30, 2024 07:44 PM (8zz6B)

27 15 Penguins!

Duncanthrax will be thrilled!
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 30, 2024 07:41 PM (T/hl4)



He really loves the tuxedoed birdies.

Kinda weird how much he loves them.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 30, 2024 07:45 PM (mzM2O)

28 Lot of cool moves in this reel. The jumper at :25 is especially good.

I can't figure out how the one guy is ascending the pole with one hand behind his back. I mean, is he climbing with his ass?

Posted by: Archimedes at April 30, 2024 07:45 PM (CsUN+)

29 Valentine Michael Smith would beg to differ, AOP

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 30, 2024 07:45 PM (tQtDb)

30 14 I worked hard on this, so I'm willowing. Eat your heart out Johannah King-Slutzky....

"Actually, the meta-narrative stochasticity of the emergent pre-post-Industrialist dialectic implies a Marxian praxis that would find fuller expression in the later transformative praxis approaches endemic, but not limited to, most moribund late-term capitalist states..."

Good call. It was worth it.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 30, 2024 07:46 PM (CsUN+)

31 Hearing a rumor from my legal connections that the NY State Appeals is about one second from suggesting bench removal for Merchan for the Trump hush trial, that the jailing Trump threat was the last straw. Should Merchan issue that order and Trump team emergency appeal - it would be heard immediately, and Merchan is getting lead away in a strait jacket.

It would appear that the NY Judiciary actually does have a gage that can get pegged for insanity...
Posted by: Boswell


Too little, too late. They are already the laughingstock of court systems.

If they wanted to save their reputations, they would have shut this down the second it hit this judge's desk. Now? People will still point and laugh.

"Him? He's a NY judge. Bwahahahahahahaha!"

Posted by: rickb223 at April 30, 2024 07:46 PM (HGv4O)

32 28 Lot of cool moves in this reel. The jumper at :25 is especially good.

I can't figure out how the one guy is ascending the pole with one hand behind his back. I mean, is he climbing with his ass?
Posted by: Archimedes at April 30, 2024 07:45 PM (CsUN+)



The camera is turned sideways.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 30, 2024 07:46 PM (mzM2O)

33 Valentine Michael Smith would beg to differ, AOP
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 30, 2024 07:45 PM (tQtDb)

He wasn't my favorite Martian.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 30, 2024 07:46 PM (8zz6B)

34 Baby dolphin: Mom, how did you and dad meet?

Mom dolphin: Well, it was a Tuesday and…

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 30, 2024 07:47 PM (u73oe)

35 26, 'zactly!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 30, 2024 07:47 PM (tQtDb)

36 Actually, the meta-narrative stochasticity of the emergent pre-post-Industrialist dialectic implies a Marxian praxis that would find fuller expression in the later transformative praxis approaches endemic, but not limited to, most moribund late-term capitalist states..."

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at April 30, 2024 07:40 PM (PiwSw)

Bravo! Here's your PhD.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 30, 2024 07:47 PM (OX9vb)

37 LOL

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 30, 2024 07:47 PM (tQtDb)

38 Hope bike jumper lived
Posted by: Skip

Trying to imagine Evil Kneival in the age of Utube.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Monkey without a country at April 30, 2024 07:48 PM (3OJZ3)

39 >>Hearing a rumor from my legal connections that the NY State Appeals is about one second from suggesting bench removal for Merchan for the Trump hush trial
---


I find this scenario to be unlikely in the extreme

Posted by: Don Black & The Now at April 30, 2024 07:48 PM (/7KEl)

40 2 very good hockey games going at the moment

Just sayin’ …

Posted by: browndog has that dog in him at April 30, 2024 07:49 PM (TTAGa)

41
Look, do not bother to show me snow kayakers until you are prepared to show them snow kayaking down a ski jump or ski flying ramp.

I'll bet the landings -- assuming they landed on their asses -- would really hurt.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 30, 2024 07:49 PM (xG4kz)

42 "How to describe this?"

"Not half terrifying" would be my vote.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 30, 2024 07:50 PM (ou9hh)

43 How to describe this?

I'll take Paganism for $500, ace.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 30, 2024 07:51 PM (mH6SG)

44 "How to describe this?"

Gay AF.

Posted by: gp Will Choose His Next Words Very Carefully at April 30, 2024 07:51 PM (MvF+J)

45 I can't figure out how the one guy is ascending the pole with one hand behind his back. I mean, is he climbing with his ass?
Posted by: Archimedes

Watch his left arm, he's gripping the pole with it and you can't see his right hand doing the work of climbing.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 30, 2024 07:51 PM (D9YZG)

46 Cool time lapse of the night sky!

Hello, Horde! 😊♥️

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at April 30, 2024 07:51 PM (SRRAx)

47 Is it built out of gold?

US military pier for Gaza costs $320 million, Pentagon says

https://tinyurl.com/yv22hzdk

Posted by: Archimedes at April 30, 2024 07:53 PM (CsUN+)

48 That's not bad, Hadrian. Jake was $178 for a checkup and blood work. He needs to go on a diet but everything else was good.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 30, 2024 07:53 PM (yeEu9)

49 18 USC 242
Whoever, under color of any law, statute, ordinance, regulation, or custom, willfully subjects any person in any State, Territory, Commonwealth, Possession, or District to the deprivation of any rights, privileges, or immunities secured or protected by the Constitution or laws of the United States, or to different punishments, pains, or penalties, on account of such person being an alien, or by reason of his color, or race, than are prescribed for the punishment of citizens, shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than one year, or both; and if bodily injury results from the acts committed in violation of this section or if such acts include the use, attempted use, or threatened use of a dangerous weapon, explosives, or fire, shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than ten years, or both; and if death results from the acts committed in violation of this section or if such acts include kidnapping or an attempt to kidnap, aggravated sexual abuse, or an attempt to commit aggravated sexual abuse, or an attempt to kill, shall be fined under this title, or imprisoned for any term of years or for life, or both, or may be sentenced to death.

Posted by: Reforger at April 30, 2024 07:53 PM (B705c)

50 $320 million?

That is a destroyer or maybe 12 F-16s.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 30, 2024 07:55 PM (8iVbU)

51 if only, Reforger, if only ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 30, 2024 07:55 PM (tQtDb)

52 Weather is getting sporty here.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 30, 2024 07:56 PM (u73oe)

53 >US military pier for Gaza costs $320 million, Pentagon says


includes restaurant, IMAX theater and 9-hole golf course

Posted by: Don Black & The Now at April 30, 2024 07:56 PM (/7KEl)

54
That's not bad, Hadrian. Jake was $178 for a checkup and blood work.

__________

We had just Diana and Ruth in for the same thing, plus a thyroid panel. $952. Which should tell you the cost of thyroid panels.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 30, 2024 07:56 PM (MoZTd)

55 One would like to believe there are adults in government
But so far we haven't seen 1

Posted by: Skip at April 30, 2024 07:57 PM (fwDg9)

56 Watch his left arm, he's gripping the pole with it and you can't see his right hand doing the work of climbing.

Yeah, I did. I just don't see how it's anatomically possible. I'm sticking with my prehensile buttocks theory.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 30, 2024 07:57 PM (CsUN+)

57 I think when these cases get thrown out the DA's and Judges need to be held liable under 18 USC 242.

Posted by: Reforger at April 30, 2024 07:57 PM (B705c)

58 I’d believe dolphins never have a sinus infection.

Posted by: Eromero at April 30, 2024 07:58 PM (Nq2KV)

59 We had just Diana and Ruth in for the same thing, plus a thyroid panel. $952. Which should tell you the cost of thyroid panels.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 30, 2024 07:56 PM (MoZTd)

Humph! Wait until you price out solar panels.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 30, 2024 07:58 PM (8zz6B)

60 Dog helping mommy

Kinda resembles Petey from the Little Rascals.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 30, 2024 07:58 PM (mH6SG)

61 I’d believe dolphins never have a sinus infection.
Posted by: Eromero


Elephants never get cancer.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 30, 2024 07:59 PM (HGv4O)

62 49 18 USC 242
Whoever, under color of any law, statute, ordinance, regulation, or custom, willfully subjects any person in any State, Territory, Commonwealth, Possession, or District to the deprivation of any right....

OK in plain language what the Hell is this?

Posted by: Iris, Team Hedgehog at April 30, 2024 07:59 PM (n3DL0)

63 OK in plain language what the Hell is this?
Posted by: Iris

They are 'under the cover of law' abridging Trump's rights as a US citizen.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 30, 2024 08:00 PM (D9YZG)

64 "53 >US military pier for Gaza costs $320 million, Pentagon says


includes restaurant, IMAX theater and 9-hole golf course
Posted by: Don Black & The Now at April 30, 2024 07:56 PM (/7KEl)"

& + 10% for the big guy, + x% for the others, whoever, ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 30, 2024 08:01 PM (tQtDb)

65 Better turn this off, still can't seem to get all the sleep I need
Hope you all have a great evening

Posted by: Skip at April 30, 2024 08:01 PM (fwDg9)

66 320 million on top of the 9 billion.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 30, 2024 08:02 PM (nOwFe)

67 anyway, it's pitifully laughable, we can't even get the engineer boat across the ocean to install it, from what I hear ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 30, 2024 08:03 PM (tQtDb)

68 How dare all these assholes presume a guy is innocent before proven guilty.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 30, 2024 08:03 PM (+yhUM)

69 g'night Skip!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 30, 2024 08:03 PM (tQtDb)

70 I have to take my arthritic doggo to an underwater treadmill workout three times a week. It isn't cheap either.

Posted by: nckate at April 30, 2024 08:03 PM (4bYb7)

71 It's such a short clip--I think Mr. Prehensile Buttocks is descending rather than ascending, and the clip is being played in reverse.

Even if he could climb that way, there would be jerkier motion.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 30, 2024 08:04 PM (OX9vb)

72 Yep- guy on the pole is video in reverse


look at the volleyball players in the far background

Posted by: Don Black & The Now at April 30, 2024 08:05 PM (/7KEl)

73 Even if he could climb that way, there would be jerkier motion.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 30, 2024 08:04 PM (OX9vb)

Maybe he ate a huge meal of powdered steel and Ex-Lax.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 30, 2024 08:06 PM (8zz6B)

74
"How to describe this?"

I used to see that stuff all the time.

Posted by: Otis Campbell at April 30, 2024 08:06 PM (63Dwl)

75 https://www.justice.gov/crt/ deprivation-rights-under-color-law

OK in plain language what the Hell is this?

Posted by: Iris, Team Hedgehog at April 30, 2024 07:59 PM (n3DL0)

Remove space.

Posted by: Reforger at April 30, 2024 08:06 PM (B705c)

76 Penguins on parade.

==

You betcha!

Posted by: runner at April 30, 2024 08:06 PM (V13WU)

77 I have to take my arthritic doggo to an underwater treadmill workout three times a week. It isn't cheap either.
Posted by: nckate at April 30, 2024 08:03 PM (4bYb7)

I believe it. Hope it is helping.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at April 30, 2024 08:06 PM (R4t5M)

78 Dolphins may be crazed rape machines, but they can be cute.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 30, 2024 08:07 PM (di6C2)

79 Posted this earlier....

Here is something I think is neat, the Modular Synthesizer company Mutable Instruments decided to call it a day, and as a gift to the scene, they open sourced everything and put it on GitHub.

They uploaded the schematics, the PCB files, the cnc panel files, the artwork for the panels, the programming, everything you need to build your very own Wave Oscillators, LFO's, Envelopes Generators, VCA's, Resonators, the works.

And they made some of the very best.

https://tinyurl.com/4zuevpb7

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 30, 2024 08:07 PM (XV/Pl)

80 Maybe he ate a huge meal of powdered steel and Ex-Lax.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 30, 2024 08:06 PM (8zz6B)

Oh, ah, maybe. I hadn't thought of that.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 30, 2024 08:07 PM (OX9vb)

81 It's such a short clip--I think Mr. Prehensile Buttocks is descending rather than ascending, and the clip is being played in reverse.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs!

Good catch guy in the back right is walking backwards across a court.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 30, 2024 08:07 PM (D9YZG)

82 Back Left!!!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 30, 2024 08:07 PM (D9YZG)

83 Also coming down with something, could only stand to eat some Tomato Soup for dinner.

I'm pretty sure Gimlets are medicinal, so there's that.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 30, 2024 08:08 PM (XV/Pl)

84 but the song in that video is kinda catchy- anybody know what it is

Posted by: Don Black & The Now at April 30, 2024 08:08 PM (/7KEl)

85 I don't like looking at "celestial wonders" sideways...it confuses me.

Posted by: runner at April 30, 2024 08:08 PM (V13WU)

86 so many problems can be replaced by other problems if it there was just a. Bit. More. Throttle.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 30, 2024 08:08 PM (D7oie)

87 >>>Embracing the celestial wonders through a stunning timelapse in the desert

Sure it is. All you have to do is download the clip, open with VLC, rotate by 270 degrees, and hit play.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 30, 2024 08:09 PM (klJTj)

88 the other day (?) we had a baby hippo hitching a ride

Posted by: runner at April 30, 2024 08:10 PM (V13WU)

89 That newborn dolphin - he's got his daddy's nose.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 30, 2024 08:10 PM (w6EFb)

90 Penguins on parade.
______
They used to be "snow bats". when did the style book change?

Posted by: Eeyore at April 30, 2024 08:10 PM (1bNHn)

91 It's such a short clip--I think Mr. Prehensile Buttocks is descending rather than ascending, and the clip is being played in reverse.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs!

Good catch guy in the back right is walking backwards across a court.

You are correct, sir! I should have seen that.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 30, 2024 08:10 PM (CsUN+)

92 Listening to Aleksandr Dugin's conversation with Tucker.

Oh yeah, this guy is so dangerous, we must ban anyone from being able to hear what he has to say.

For the children.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 30, 2024 08:10 PM (kz1AU)

93 THAT’S NOT HOW IT WORKS. THAT’S NOT HOW ANY OF THIS WORKS. Andrew Tate ruthlessly mocked for claiming having sex with women is gay.

Posted at 5:00 pm by Glenn Reynolds 173


Me: when did all these wild lol cows appear?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 30, 2024 08:10 PM (di6C2)

94 Good evening! So the little penguin running out from behind everyone else a little spastically? That is a lot like how it is hanging out with me.

Posted by: Piper at April 30, 2024 08:11 PM (ZdaMQ)

95 Penguins!
Duncanthrax will be thrilled!
Posted by: nurse ratched

Go Go Penguin!

https://youtu.be/-UtAV_azaBc

Posted by: mikeski at April 30, 2024 08:11 PM (DgGvY)

96 79 GitHub is truly flourishing. All kinds of cool stuff there now besides just code.

Posted by: gp Will Choose His Next Words Very Carefully at April 30, 2024 08:12 PM (MvF+J)

97 Yo

Posted by: I Mean at April 30, 2024 08:13 PM (bLMso)

98 Sure it is. All you have to do is download the clip, open with VLC, rotate by 270 degrees, and hit play.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 30, 2024 08:09 PM (klJTj)

Why not just rotate counter clockwise by 90 degrees?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 30, 2024 08:13 PM (di6C2)

99 Tim Pool is fit to bust over 'US invasion of Gaza' (the pier thing.)

Posted by: gp Will Choose His Next Words Very Carefully at April 30, 2024 08:14 PM (MvF+J)

100 Andrew Tate ruthlessly mocked for claiming having sex with women is gay.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

So gays are gay, and straights are gay. And bi's are gay. I guess the asexuals are the only fringe left.

Posted by: mikeski at April 30, 2024 08:14 PM (DgGvY)

101 Overnight, my ewetub history must have gotten severely prunned. I just had SR-71 and Xanadu clip suggestions this morning.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 30, 2024 08:14 PM (di6C2)

102 The penguin is a whitish-coloured animal about the size of a small cat, but with feet somewhat like those of the monkey, slender muzzle, and scaly tail; the female has a pouch or bag on the under part of the body, in which she places her young ones, when very small, and where they afterwards find a place of retreat from danger.

Posted by: James Carville's Penguin Facts at April 30, 2024 08:14 PM (vFG9F)

103 Why not just rotate counter clockwise by 90 degrees?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 30, 2024 08:13 PM (di6C2)
++++

It has preset rotation options. Rotating by 90 makes it upside down.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 30, 2024 08:15 PM (klJTj)

104 @96

>>GitHub is truly flourishing. All kinds of cool stuff there now besides just code.

Yep, sure is.

What Mutable Instruments has done is pretty extraordinary.

Between them and Make Noise, they produced some of the best Modular Synthesizer Modules, and now you can look at the schematics and all of the programming of some of the best modules ever produced.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 30, 2024 08:15 PM (XV/Pl)

105 Reporter grills Columbia student after she demands the university help feed protestors occupying Hamilton Hall:

https://tinyurl.com/yzcdfe2a

Was it a gas grill or electric grill?

Posted by: Ciampino - Update #38 at April 30, 2024 08:16 PM (qfLjt)

106 So gays are gay, and straights are gay. And bi's are gay. I guess the asexuals are the only fringe left.
Posted by: mikeski at April 30, 2024 08:14 PM (DgGvY)

Maybe he is just saying talking about it is kind of gay?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 30, 2024 08:16 PM (di6C2)

107 >So gays are gay, and straights are gay.


and little lambs eat ivy

Posted by: Don Black & The Now at April 30, 2024 08:16 PM (/7KEl)

108 It has preset rotation options. Rotating by 90 makes it upside down.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 30, 2024 08:15 PM (klJTj)

The ratchet only goes one way?

*shakes head sadly*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 30, 2024 08:16 PM (di6C2)

109
Ridin'
Chamillionaire EXPLICIT

They see me rollin', they hatin'
Patrollin' and tryna catch me ridin' dirty

Tryna catch me ridin' dirty
Tryna catch me ridin' dirty
Tryna catch me ridin' dirty
Tryna catch me ridin' dirty

My music so loud, I'm swangin'
They hopin' that they gon' catch me ridin' dirty

Tryna catch me ridin' dirty
Tryna catch me ridin' dirty
Tryna catch me ridin' dirty
Tryna catch me ridin' dirty

...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 30, 2024 08:17 PM (xG4kz)

110 > I have to take my arthritic doggo to an underwater treadmill workout three times a week. It isn't cheap either.
Posted by: nckate
_____________

Probably should just put it down...

Posted by: Kristi Noem at April 30, 2024 08:17 PM (Q4IgG)

111 They are 'under the cover of law' abridging Trump's rights as a US citizen.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 30, 2024 08:00 PM (D9YZG)

Its not that which is upsetting the appeals court, at least that wasn't the point that was made to me at dinner the other night...it was the fact that Merchan is not following lower court procedures at all. No one is threatened with jail over gag orders, and these gags are typically issued only with regards to when defendant and prosecution agree upon privacy issues regarding certain witnesses where safety issues are concerned.

Posted by: Boswell at April 30, 2024 08:17 PM (K+UlC)

112 Computer graphics sekrit: when you rotate 90, the computer is really rotating it 450, and ROFLing about it.

Posted by: gp Will Choose His Next Words Very Carefully at April 30, 2024 08:17 PM (MvF+J)

113 That bike jump clip. Dead?

Plus, the profile pic looks like a young lady doing a handbra?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 30, 2024 08:18 PM (di6C2)

114 I have to take my arthritic doggo to an underwater treadmill workout three times a week. It isn't cheap either.
Posted by: nckate
_____________

Probably should just put it down...

Are there any bridges on the way?

Posted by: Billy Joe McAllister at April 30, 2024 08:19 PM (CsUN+)

115 Andrew Tate ruthlessly mocked for claiming having sex with women is gay.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

So gays are gay, and straights are gay. And bi's are gay. I guess the asexuals are the only fringe left.
Posted by: mikeski at April 30, 2024 08:14 PM (DgGvY)

Yeah, those people are weird. Who can imagine anyone, not having sex.

Me? I have no many hot chix over here, sexing with me on a regular basis, I'm the gayest person the world.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 30, 2024 08:19 PM (6BONu)

116 What else can I say?
Everyone is gay.

Posted by: Zombie Kurt Cobain at April 30, 2024 08:20 PM (PiwSw)

117 Would you call the B-1 'Monstrous'? I always thought it was one of the cooler looking planes we had.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 30, 2024 08:20 PM (di6C2)

118 "Andrew Tate ruthlessly mocked for claiming having sex with women is gay.
Posted by: Aetius451AD"

Depends on the "woman".

Posted by: fd at April 30, 2024 08:21 PM (vFG9F)

119 116 What else can I say?
Everyone is gay.
Posted by: Zombie Kurt Cobain at April 30, 2024 08:20 PM (PiwSw)

Did she ask you if the barrel looked clean?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 30, 2024 08:21 PM (di6C2)

120 Maybe he is just saying talking about it is kind of gay?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 30, 2024 08:16 PM (di6C2)

Nah, everyone should talk about the sex they're having, all the time.

This is 2024, if a guy with a beard and testicles is allowed to compete in high school shot put competition, then I can be gay. You can be gay, we all can be gay. And where do we go line up to collect our benefits.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 30, 2024 08:22 PM (6BONu)

121 AstraZeneca says their Wuhan Flu shot could cause a "blood clotting side effect."
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 30, 2024 07:34 PM (8iVbU


Consistent with the biochemistry of coronaviruses as well established over decades, SARS-CoV-2 makes its initial attachment to host cells through the binding of its spike protein (SP) to sialylated glycans (containing the monosaccharide sialic acid) on the cell surface [of red blood cells to] trigger the blood cell aggregation, microvascular occlusion and vascular damage that underlie the hypoxia, blood clotting and related morbidities of severe COVID-19.

https://www.mdpi.com/1999-4915/16/4/647

Back to the Basics of SARS-CoV-2 Biochemistry: Microvascular Occlusive Glycan Bindings Govern Its Morbidities and Inform Therapeutic Responses

Posted by: Kindltot at April 30, 2024 08:22 PM (D7oie)

122 I have to take my arthritic doggo to an underwater treadmill workout three times a week. It isn't cheap either.
Posted by: nckate
_____________

Probably should just put it down...

Are there any bridges on the way?
Posted by: Billy Joe McAllister at April 30, 2024 08:19 PM (CsUN+)

Plenty of highway.

Posted by: Clark Griswold at April 30, 2024 08:22 PM (R4t5M)

123 White House in discussion to grant refugee status to Palestinians.

Posted by: It's Happening at April 30, 2024 08:23 PM (bLMso)

124 What else can I say?
Everyone is gay.
Posted by: Zombie Kurt Cobain at April 30, 2024 08:20 PM (PiwSw)

But seriously, man, shooting your head off is very very gay.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 30, 2024 08:23 PM (6BONu)

125 Ewetub video: 'How did the shuttle land before GPS?!'

Dude, we went to the moon, landed, came back, repeated several times. ALL before GPS.

I think we can handle a quick trip around the block.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 30, 2024 08:23 PM (di6C2)

126 Aetius

YouTube just suggested Marooned, right now playing with just commercials.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 30, 2024 08:23 PM (8iVbU)

127 White House in discussion to grant refugee status to Palestinians.
Posted by: It's Happening at April 30, 2024 08:23 PM (bLMso)

Obviously. Did anyone doubt it?

Posted by: BurtTC at April 30, 2024 08:24 PM (6BONu)

128 AstraZeneca says their Wuhan Flu shot could cause a "blood clotting side effect."
Posted by: Anna Puma

We're gonna need a few thousand Truth and Reconciliation Rectification hearings.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 30, 2024 08:24 PM (IG4Id)

129 GPS won't help with orbital mechanics...

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 30, 2024 08:24 PM (8iVbU)

130 He wasn't my favorite Martian.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 30, 2024 07:46 PM (8zz6B)

It was Podkayne, wasn't it.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 30, 2024 08:24 PM (D7oie)

131 Ewetub video: 'How did the shuttle land before GPS?!'

They aimed it at the earth. It's kind of hard to miss.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 30, 2024 08:25 PM (CsUN+)

132 the guy off the right side, on the rings, is not moving in reverse

I believe the other people are playing volleyball or something, a game which you walk backwards a lot

Posted by: yikes at April 30, 2024 08:25 PM (us2H3)

133 It's a whale. Chicks screaming like they're being chased by an axe murderer.

Posted by: Archer at April 30, 2024 08:25 PM (rskKm)

134 "White House in discussion to grant refugee status to Palestinians."

I'd rather import the Israelis than the Palestinians, but they'd never go
for it.

Posted by: gp Will Choose His Next Words Very Carefully at April 30, 2024 08:26 PM (MvF+J)

135 Dude, we went to the moon, landed, came back, repeated several times. ALL before GPS.

I think we can handle a quick trip around the block.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 30, 2024 08:23 PM (di6C2)

Correction: THEY went to the moon.

WE have gay white children proclaiming themselves to be radical muzzies, WE have boys beating up girls in sportsball competition, WE have the common working man paying the student loans of the above.

WE can't land anything on anything.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 30, 2024 08:26 PM (6BONu)

136 On reference to the Drew Barrymore clip in the sidebar.

Her mom is batshit crazy and the batshit didn't fall far from the bat.

Posted by: Erebus-ex-killer whale at April 30, 2024 08:26 PM (ioPqD)

137 It's a whale. Chicks screaming like they're being chased by an axe murderer.


Why does it always have to be an ax?

Posted by: Narwhals at April 30, 2024 08:26 PM (CsUN+)

138 Resettle the Paleostinians in LA

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 30, 2024 08:26 PM (8iVbU)

139 g'night everyone!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 30, 2024 08:27 PM (tQtDb)

140 "Correction: THEY went to the moon."

I pray that Artemis doesn't get a whole bunch of people killed.

Posted by: gp Will Choose His Next Words Very Carefully at April 30, 2024 08:27 PM (MvF+J)

141 133 It's a whale. Chicks screaming like they're being chased by an axe murderer.
Posted by: Archer at April 30, 2024 08:25 PM (rskKm)

I hope that whale high fived his buddies about causing the chicks to scream and run.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 30, 2024 08:27 PM (di6C2)

142 Ewetub video: 'How did the shuttle land before GPS?!'
___________

Math... bitches... do you do it?

Posted by: Kristi Noem at April 30, 2024 08:27 PM (Q4IgG)

143 Then Andrew Tate must be a woman .

Posted by: polynikes at April 30, 2024 08:28 PM (MNhXM)

144 AstraZeneca says their Wuhan Flu shot could cause a "blood clotting side effect."
Posted by: Anna Puma

We're gonna need a few thousand Truth and Rectification hearings.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 30, 2024 08:24 PM (IG4Id)

They said they were sorry. It sounds like you don't believe they're sorry.

You bigot you.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 30, 2024 08:28 PM (6BONu)

145 Night sock_rat

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 30, 2024 08:28 PM (di6C2)

146 Ewetub video: 'How did the shuttle land before GPS?!'

Dude, we went to the moon, landed, came back, repeated several times. ALL before GPS.'

I did an editing job about the Water Integrators that took up entire city blocks in the USSR and put Sputnik in orbit. They don't 'not work', they just don't scale well.
The piece I worked on indicated if you could scale up they were more accurate than electronics.

Posted by: LenNeal at April 30, 2024 08:29 PM (9yXr+)

147 Resettle the Paleostinians in LA
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 30, 2024 08:26 PM (8iVbU)

Somalia. You could hire gangs of cowboys to drive them overland by way of Egypt and Sudan, and Ethiopia.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 30, 2024 08:29 PM (8zz6B)

148 The doggie helping mom vacuum was cute.

Posted by: Tuna at April 30, 2024 08:31 PM (oaGWv)

149
Giving refugee status to certified rapists, sadists, murderers ?? don't we have enough diversity already ?

Posted by: runner at April 30, 2024 08:31 PM (V13WU)

150 Evenin’, All.

I’ll just say this: Life sucks.

That is all:

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 30, 2024 08:31 PM (9yWhg)

151 I like Drew Barrymore movies. Why did she have to open her mouth . By the way, very underrated romcom is Going the Distance.

And another actor I like , Brian Cox had to open his mouth too. I didn’t know he was one of those Christian hating atheists.

Posted by: polynikes at April 30, 2024 08:31 PM (MNhXM)

152 I'd rather import the Israelis than the Palestinians, but they'd never go
for it.'

I'll do personified monotheist Israelis.

Welcome.

Posted by: LenNeal at April 30, 2024 08:31 PM (9yXr+)

153 And another actor I like , Brian Cox had to open his mouth too. I didn’t know he was one of those Christian hating atheists.
Posted by: polynikes at April 30, 2024 08:31 PM (MNhXM)

*puts fingers in ears*

Lalalalalala.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 30, 2024 08:31 PM (di6C2)

154 151 "Duplex" makes me laff.

Posted by: gp Will Choose His Next Words Very Carefully at April 30, 2024 08:33 PM (MvF+J)

155 “That is all.”, I meant. With a period instead of the damn colon.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 30, 2024 08:33 PM (9yWhg)

156 Just checked local news. The zebra is still on the loose.
Escaped a couple of days ago with three females. The females were caught fairly quickly, the male is still on the run.
I'm rooting for the zebra.

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, McFailure wing of the Uniparty at April 30, 2024 08:33 PM (IzKeh)

157 White House in discussion to grant refugee status to Palestinians.
Posted by: It's Happening

Obviously. Did anyone doubt it?
Posted by: BurtTC

1.) It took this long?

B.) Why would they need it when f--king everyone from f--king everywhere can just walk across the border and claim amensty already? Or be flown in on government-chartered planes with my tax money if they can't walk across the ocean?

Posted by: mikeski makes the ASL sign for "wankers" at April 30, 2024 08:33 PM (DgGvY)

158 I'd rather import the Israelis than the Palestinians
Posted by: gp

Me too, but that leaves the treasures of the Holy Land to the savages.

Posted by: mikeski at April 30, 2024 08:35 PM (DgGvY)

159 Somalia. You could hire gangs of cowboys to drive them overland by way of Egypt and Sudan, and Ethiopia.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon'

I once had a conversation with a dude in front of some CNN-type chick without her retinue where we discussed an African Thing and I said, "Well, do this kind of thing you have to kill a lot of people."
We thought it was just one of those things, like, one needs a 3/8 or 10mm socket, and this bitch just freaked out.

Posted by: LenNeal at April 30, 2024 08:35 PM (9yXr+)

160 I'm rooting for the zebra.
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, McFailure wing of the Uniparty at April 30, 2024 08:33 PM (IzKeh)

If you need a Z bra, your boobs are too big. There, I said it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 30, 2024 08:35 PM (8zz6B)

161
They mean it this time, buster:

NYPD mobilizes near Columbia with riot gear, clears streets and blocks vehicles

Posted by: Don Black & The Now at April 30, 2024 08:37 PM (/7KEl)

162 150 Evenin’, All.

I’ll just say this: Life sucks.

That is all:
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 30, 2024 08:31 PM (9yWhg)

Don't know ...

Could be raining

Posted by: Eyegor at April 30, 2024 08:37 PM (TTAGa)

163 I'm rooting for the zebra.
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, McFailure wing of the Uniparty at April 30, 2024 08:33 PM (IzKeh)


Damn! Missed the obvious. Dense brush around there. Will make it hard to spot.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 30, 2024 08:37 PM (8zz6B)

164
I’ll just say this: Life sucks.

That is all:
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 30, 2024 08:31 PM (9yWhg)

__________

I believe you alluded recently to potential suckatude being imminent. Has it come to pass?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 30, 2024 08:37 PM (MoZTd)

165 Alberta Oil Peon

Inconceivable!

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 30, 2024 08:37 PM (u82oZ)

166 150 Evenin’, All.

I’ll just say this: Life sucks.

That is all:
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

No! You woke up! That makes it a great day!

Posted by: Piper at April 30, 2024 08:37 PM (ZdaMQ)

167 So, anyway, the newborn dolphin picture.

Is that really a "newborn?" He looks over half the size of his mom.

Posted by: mikeski at April 30, 2024 08:38 PM (DgGvY)

168 I preferred Brian Cox as Hannibal Lector.

I liked how he seemed like someone who could have kept up an appearance while a shrink, then once he's locked up gets to be himself.
I liked in 'Manhunter' where he does the toilet paper/tissue message, 'Save yourself, kill them all'.
I like Brian Cox as Lecter.

Posted by: LenNeal at April 30, 2024 08:38 PM (9yXr+)

169 AOP
There are a couple of elk herds in the same area.
I have to believe they're wondering who the new guy is and why his mom dresses him funny.

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, McFailure wing of the Uniparty at April 30, 2024 08:39 PM (IzKeh)

170 I wasn't keeping up.
Did Piper get her ring out of the plumbing?

Posted by: LenNeal at April 30, 2024 08:39 PM (9yXr+)

171 1.) It took this long?

B.) Why would they need it when f--king everyone from f--king everywhere can just walk across the border and claim amensty already? Or be flown in on government-chartered planes with my tax money if they can't walk across the ocean?
Posted by: mikeski makes the ASL sign for "wankers" at April 30, 2024 08:33 PM (DgGvY)

I'm going to give a serious answer to that question, rather than just be snide (for a change). I think the effort to give them refugee status relieves SOME of the pressure that is causing globalists some trouble these days, because they know we know there are middle eastern and Asian (i.e. Chinese) males crossing our southern border in great numbers.

They want that, but what happens when, say, a Trump comes into office and actually slows the flow? You have to have other options, and the refugee one is the most obvious. Once they grant it, do you think anyone is going to be checking those swarthy males coming in, and making sure they're Palis? After all, as their opponents often say, there's really no such thing as a Palestinian. Such a political entity does not exist, so sure, why not invite all of them in under that umbrella.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 30, 2024 08:40 PM (6BONu)

172 166 Thank you, Piper.

Any day with the Horde in it is a good day.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 30, 2024 08:40 PM (9yWhg)

173 How hard is it to catch a zebra? They can't blend for shit.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 30, 2024 08:40 PM (mzM2O)

174 The new Op Plan for Grifters is to capture a Pali, get all the identity info, and get all that free Obama Stash money. After all, in Dem controlled states, there are over 5 million people over 135 years old. All voting and collecting Social Security.

A backhoe enters into the plan around step 5.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 30, 2024 08:40 PM (u82oZ)

175 Did Piper get her ring out of the plumbing?
Posted by: LenNeal at April 30, 2024 08:39 PM (9yXr+)

She did. Disassembled the P-trap, and retrieved it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 30, 2024 08:40 PM (8zz6B)

176 I like Brian Cox as Lecter.
Posted by: LenNeal at April 30, 2024 08:38 PM (9yXr+)

William Petersen was good as well.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 30, 2024 08:40 PM (di6C2)

177 Today feels like a Saturday

Don't know why, just the sounds and smells of the evening

Posted by: browndog out his time and place at the moment at April 30, 2024 08:41 PM (TTAGa)

178 I wasn't keeping up.
Did Piper get her ring out of the plumbing?
Posted by: LenNeal

Yes, it was trapped, as expected.

Posted by: mikeski at April 30, 2024 08:41 PM (DgGvY)

179 How hard is it to catch a zebra? They can't blend for shit.
Posted by: AlaBAMA'

"I just hide behind the zebra-print leggings these fat chicks wear to the supermarket."

Posted by: Zebras in Wisconsin at April 30, 2024 08:42 PM (9yXr+)

180 Dude, we went to the moon, landed, came back, repeated several times. ALL before GPS.

I think we can handle a quick trip around the block.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 30, 2024 08:23 PM (di6C2)

Correction: THEY went to the moon.

WE have gay white children proclaiming themselves to be radical muzzies, WE have boys beating up girls in sportsball competition, WE have the common working man paying the student loans of the above.

WE can't land anything on anything.

Posted by: BurtTC

====

Sure, we're to blame for a lot of this, but surely not all of it.

Posted by: The Metric System at April 30, 2024 08:42 PM (8AONa)

181 LenNeal

Yes.

Her Man-Management skills are so high that a cardiac surgeon came over to replace the P-trap while her husband was flying home from Europe.

Probably cheaper than a plumber.

{{{Piper}}}

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 30, 2024 08:42 PM (u82oZ)

182 If you need a Z bra, your boobs are too big. There, I said it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 30, 2024 08:35 PM (8zz6B)

Isn't it a AoSHQ style guide violation to suggest the female breasticle can be too large?

Posted by: BurtTC at April 30, 2024 08:43 PM (6BONu)

183 Evenin’, All.
I’ll just say this: Life sucks.
That is all:
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
-------
Any day at AOS is a great day to be alive.

Posted by: scampydog at April 30, 2024 08:43 PM (41CYW)

184 170 I wasn't keeping up.
Did Piper get her ring out of the plumbing?
Posted by: LenNeal at April 30, 2024 08:39 PM (9yXr+)

Yes, she did. IIRC the challenge then was putting the pipes back together so the sink was usable. I assume that was taken care of without further issues.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at April 30, 2024 08:43 PM (7TLhM)

185 like Brian Cox as Lecter.
Posted by: LenNeal at April 30, 2024 08:38 PM (9yXr+)

William Petersen was good as well.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 30, 2024 08:40 PM (di6C2)

I liked both movies. Red Dragon and Manhunter. I like Ed Norton .

Posted by: polynikes at April 30, 2024 08:43 PM (MNhXM)

186 AlaBAMA
there was a light plane that crashed in the area, on a very well known mountain. 14 years ago. They still haven't found the site.

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, McFailure wing of the Uniparty at April 30, 2024 08:44 PM (IzKeh)

187 Okay, we all told 'Piper' her ring would be in the trap.
That is very nice to know and it's also nice to see a story turn out well. She seemed so upset.
Thanks for letting me know.

Posted by: LenNeal at April 30, 2024 08:44 PM (9yXr+)

188 164 Hadrian, don’t know what I was referring to, but the suckitude is no worse now than in the past several months.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 30, 2024 08:45 PM (9yWhg)

189 Isn't it a AoSHQ style guide violation to suggest the female breasticle can be too large?
Posted by: BurtTC at April 30, 2024 08:43 PM (6BONu)

There is no greater advocate amongst the horde than I for humongous sweater puppies, yearning to be free.

However, they can be too big.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 30, 2024 08:45 PM (di6C2)

190 Had pineapple on a pizza today for the first time. Surprisingly good. Will repeat in the future.

Posted by: polynikes at April 30, 2024 08:45 PM (MNhXM)

191 Winston, GOPe, McFailure wing of the Uniparty

Nice nic. But during McCain's funeral?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 30, 2024 08:45 PM (u82oZ)

192 186 AlaBAMA
there was a light plane that crashed in the area, on a very well known mountain. 14 years ago. They still haven't found the site.
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, McFailure wing of the Uniparty at April 30, 2024 08:44 PM (IzKeh


Seems like a good spot for a zebra to hide. I'd check it out.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 30, 2024 08:45 PM (mzM2O)

193 And another actor I like , Brian Cox had to open his mouth too. I didn’t know he was one of those Christian hating atheists.
Posted by: polynikes

Also said Joaquin Phoenix was just terrible as Napoleon. He must have reached that "What the hell." stage in life and is letting it all hang out.

Posted by: Tuna at April 30, 2024 08:45 PM (oaGWv)

194 190 Had pineapple on a pizza today for the first time. Surprisingly good. Will repeat in the future.
Posted by: polynikes at April 30, 2024 08:45 PM (MNhXM)

*shakes head sadly*

And the commies win again.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 30, 2024 08:46 PM (di6C2)

195 190 Had pineapple on a pizza today for the first time. Surprisingly good. Will repeat in the future.
Posted by: polynikes at April 30, 2024 08:45 PM (MNhXM


*points*

Shame! Shame!!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 30, 2024 08:46 PM (mzM2O)

196 190 👍

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 30, 2024 08:46 PM (9yWhg)

197 Had pineapple on a pizza today for the first time. Surprisingly good. Will repeat in the future.
Posted by: polynikes at April 30, 2024 08:45 PM (MNhXM)

Has to be decent pineaple paired with decent Canadian bacon and good sauce, otherwise it makes a meh sweetness to a meh pizza.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 30, 2024 08:47 PM (D7oie)

198 Also said Joaquin Phoenix was just terrible as Napoleon. He must have reached that "What the hell." stage in life and is letting it all hang out.
Posted by: Tuna at April 30, 2024 08:45 PM (oaGWv)

I did not see the movie, but my impression is that Napoleon was a larger than life kind of guy. Energetic.

From the clips I saw, Phoenix just looked bored or medicated.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 30, 2024 08:48 PM (di6C2)

199 polynikes

An individualist breaking the rules.

Way to go!!!

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 30, 2024 08:48 PM (u82oZ)

200 Could you imagine if the remaining hamasshole leaders being flown to the US for protection?

Posted by: Jamaica at April 30, 2024 08:48 PM (IG7T0)

201 Salty, thanks. I picked the nic just for the occasion.
Before PRIDE month as well.

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, McFailure wing of the Uniparty at April 30, 2024 08:48 PM (IzKeh)

202 199 polynikes

An individualist breaking the rules.

Way to go!!!
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 30, 2024 08:48 PM (u82oZ)

Yeah! Let's do something all the other food perverts do! We're rebels and individuals!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 30, 2024 08:49 PM (di6C2)

203 Could you imagine if the remaining hamasshole leaders being flown to the US for protection?
Posted by: Jamaica at April 30, 2024 08:48 PM (IG7T0)

Make them bunk with George Soros.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 30, 2024 08:49 PM (8zz6B)

204 Jamaica

Mossad would need a much longer list.

Hey Israel, release the files on Biden!

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 30, 2024 08:49 PM (u82oZ)

205 I bet Joe Biden like pineapple on his pizza.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 30, 2024 08:49 PM (mzM2O)

206 I do not want any NYPD Pigs or Oinkers in my District Tonight !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: AOC at April 30, 2024 08:50 PM (/1UO6)

207 189 Aetius, pictorial evidence is requested.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 30, 2024 08:50 PM (9yWhg)

208 Aetius451AD

You had me at perverts. Don't have to oversell it!

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 30, 2024 08:50 PM (u82oZ)

209 We're rebels and individuals!
Posted by: Aetius451AD
--------
Don't make me open this milk carton on the opposite side.

Posted by: I B Rebelling at April 30, 2024 08:51 PM (41CYW)

210 I do not want any NYPD Pigs or Oinkers in my District Tonight !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: AOC

Good plan, announce to your constituents that they are free to break into your home and every other home in the district!
Well done, Dunce.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 30, 2024 08:51 PM (D9YZG)

211 Probably peels bananas from the wrong side

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 30, 2024 08:51 PM (mzM2O)

212 I could have gone old school to be the cool kid and had a pizza with anchovies on it which I've also never done. Except I think I'd have to go to a high dollar joint to get one.

Posted by: polynikes at April 30, 2024 08:52 PM (0y8qI)

213 Probably peels bananas from the wrong side
Posted by: AlaBAMA

There is a right side?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 30, 2024 08:52 PM (D9YZG)

214 I do not want any NYPD Pigs or Oinkers in my District Tonight !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: AOC at April 30, 2024 08:50 PM (/1UO6)

Show us your tits, O Crazy Ho, before they droop so low we no longer want to see them.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 30, 2024 08:53 PM (8zz6B)

215 There is no greater advocate amongst the horde than I for humongous sweater puppies, yearning to be free.

However, they can be too big.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 30, 2024 08:45 PM (di6C2)

I had an interaction with a female recently, she describes herself as petite. And she is, mostly. But those bongos were not what God gave her.

Granted, this was in a professional situation, where I'm not allowed (professionally) to see them unclothed, but sometimes it's just obvious when someone got themselves a fake set of bongos.

I am not a fan of the fakes.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 30, 2024 08:53 PM (r8F6l)

216 Huh. F-104 and SR-71 supposedly from 1969. Remarkably crisp video. Must be upscaled.

https://tinyurl.com/3zzbfph6

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 30, 2024 08:53 PM (di6C2)

217 Andrew Tate says if you don't like Pineapple on pizza you're gay.

Posted by: polynikes at April 30, 2024 08:53 PM (0y8qI)

218 I do not want any NYPD Pigs or Oinkers in my District Tonight !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: AOC at April 30, 2024 08:50 PM (/1UO6)

Show us your tits, O Crazy Ho, before they droop so low we no longer want to see them.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

She and Nancy are going to be shoe-ins for the Continental Solders.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 30, 2024 08:54 PM (D9YZG)

219 Had pineapple on a pizza today for the first time.

OMG that is so gay, you might as well have sex with women.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at April 30, 2024 08:54 PM (zdLoL)

220 If you need a Z bra, your boobs are too big. There, I said it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Isn't it a AoSHQ style guide violation to suggest the female breasticle can be too large?
Posted by: BurtTC

A quick DDG says nobody sells an off-the-rack bra bigger than a S-cup, so a Z-cup would be too big. Tailored clothing is expensive.

I guess they stopped at "S" because a "T cup size" bra would be confusing? That sounds like it should be small.....

Posted by: mikeski at April 30, 2024 08:55 PM (DgGvY)

221 polynikes

I had a small Indian lab partner back in the day. He would take the top off the red pepper jar and layer the peppers a half-inch thick.

I told him the only thing worse was dancing anchovies, so many they were on their tail, layered vertically.

He said "I don't eat meat."

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 30, 2024 08:56 PM (u82oZ)

222 May be TMI but I'm not a boob guy but nipple guy. It makes or breaks great boobies IMO.

Posted by: polynikes at April 30, 2024 08:57 PM (0y8qI)

223 How do women try on bras? That whole thing seems awkward. Do you try them on with a shirt on underneath with no bra?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 30, 2024 08:57 PM (mzM2O)

224 > Had pineapple on a pizza today for the first time.


oh man, it's like invasion of the body snatchers up in here

Posted by: Don Black & The Now at April 30, 2024 08:57 PM (/7KEl)

225 Fake bongos can still be nice to look at.

I’m past the age at which I can have any personal interaction with them, fake or otherwise.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 30, 2024 08:57 PM (9yWhg)

226 S cup?

Gainax titty

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 30, 2024 08:57 PM (8iVbU)

227 222 May be TMI but I'm not a boob guy but nipple guy. It makes or breaks great boobies IMO.
Posted by: polynikes at April 30, 2024 08:57 PM (0y8qI)

Often nipples are overlooked.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 30, 2024 08:57 PM (di6C2)

228 Huh. F-104 and SR-71 supposedly from 1969. Remarkably crisp video. Must be upscaled.

https://tinyurl.com/3zzbfph6
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 30, 2024 08:53 PM (di6C2)



"Filmed with Digital Combat Simulator". It's all fake.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 30, 2024 08:57 PM (8zz6B)

229 >>How do women try on bras? That whole thing seems awkward. Do you try them on with a shirt on underneath with no bra?

Posted by: AlaBAMA
---


I have heard that there are websites that illustrate this sort of thing

Posted by: Don Black & The Now at April 30, 2024 08:58 PM (/7KEl)

230 Don't make me open this milk carton on the opposite side.
Posted by: I B Rebelling at April 30, 2024 08:51 PM (41CYW)

I read that in Fred Stoller's voice.

The guy claimed he had sex with Kathy Griffin, and the way he described it is hilarious. I don't know if it's funnier if he's making it up, or if it really happened.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 30, 2024 08:58 PM (ahZpG)

231 He said "I don't eat meat."
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 30, 2024 08:56 PM (u82oZ)

Hah , did he think that was a type of cow.

Posted by: polynikes at April 30, 2024 08:58 PM (0y8qI)

232 Wait, that was a combat simulator program.

"An F-104A Starfighter paces an SR-71 Blackbird during supersonic testing operations. (1969 - UNCLASSIFIED)

Filmed with Digital Combat Simulator"

I hate ewetub. They suck.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 30, 2024 08:59 PM (di6C2)

233 "Filmed with Digital Combat Simulator". It's all fake.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 30, 2024 08:57 PM (8zz6B)

Yeah, mea culpa, AOP.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 30, 2024 08:59 PM (di6C2)

234 >How do women try on bras?



how do you try on shoes?

Posted by: Don Black & The Now at April 30, 2024 08:59 PM (/7KEl)

235 234 >How do women try on bras?

how do you try on shoes?
Posted by: Don Black & The Now at April 30, 2024 08:59 PM (/7KEl

So women put socks on their boobs and then try on bras?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 30, 2024 09:00 PM (mzM2O)

236 Per twitter, Israel taking over Rafah threaten millions and millions of dollars that were laundered through aid agencies. Oh the humanity

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 30, 2024 09:00 PM (fs1hN)

237 Fake bongos can still be nice to look at.

I’m past the age at which I can have any personal interaction with them, fake or otherwise.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 30, 2024 08:57 PM (9yWhg)

I like looking at women. I don't really care to look at science projects. If her chest looks like a science project, I'm not impressed.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 30, 2024 09:00 PM (ahZpG)

238 I put mayonnaise and black pepper and kimchi on pizza. (Not all at once) (ok sometimes all at once). So you put whatever your little heart desires on there. Barbecue sauce and banana peppers. Ketchup and hotdogs. Screw it. It's your pizza. Have a party.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 30, 2024 09:00 PM (+yhUM)

239 I did a Zebra camo pattern in flat black and flat desert tan on a 1970 Jeep Wagoneer I drove in the 90's and it worked amazingly well in the high mountain desert of Nevada. The key is to break up the eyes ability to see a shape. Black and white equally blend uniformly in shadowy environments and can't be picked up. They will have to use FLIR to find him.

Meantime. GO ZEBRA!!

Posted by: Reforger at April 30, 2024 09:01 PM (B705c)

240 The guy claimed he had sex with Kathy Griffin, and the way he described it is hilarious. I don't know if it's funnier if he's making it up, or if it really happened.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 30, 2024 08:58 PM (ahZpG)

That's shit you don't make public.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at April 30, 2024 09:01 PM (R4t5M)

241 I never got the nipple obsession.

Boobs without nipples would still be nice to look at.

Nipples without boobs = shirtless guys

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 30, 2024 09:01 PM (9yWhg)

242 240 The guy claimed he had sex with Kathy Griffin, and the way he described it is hilarious. I don't know if it's funnier if he's making it up, or if it really happened.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 30, 2024 08:58 PM (ahZpG)

That's shit you don't make public.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at April 30, 2024 09:01 PM (R4t5M)

Worse that Kristi Noem and the dog.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 30, 2024 09:02 PM (di6C2)

243 How do women try on bras?

how do you try on shoes?
Posted by: Don Black

Not by tying them around my chest.

Posted by: mikeski at April 30, 2024 09:02 PM (DgGvY)

244 Filmed with Digital Combat Simulator"

I hate ewetub. They suck.

Posted by: Aetius451

======

F-104 in level flight, not about to crash, was apparently a rare event.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at April 30, 2024 09:02 PM (8AONa)

245 I like looking at women. I don't really care to look at science projects. If her chest looks like a science project, I'm not impressed.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 30, 2024 09:00 PM (ahZpG)

If you can see the seam, I'm out.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 30, 2024 09:02 PM (+yhUM)

246 Yeah, mea culpa, AOP.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 30, 2024 08:59 PM (di6C2)

You know it would not surprise me if they used the 104 as a chase plane in initial flight tests of the SR 71. But then, what was carrying the camera? Where it lost me was the cockpit view in the 104.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 30, 2024 09:02 PM (8zz6B)

247 I shoulda never gotten into this

Posted by: Don Black & The Now at April 30, 2024 09:03 PM (/7KEl)

248 223 How do women try on bras? That whole thing seems awkward. Do you try them on with a shirt on underneath with no bra?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 30, 2024 08:57 PM (mzM2O)

Nope, you won't be able to get the right fit unless you try it on naked-breasted. I guess some women will be creeped out that the bra was next to someone else's skin, but that's just the way it is.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 30, 2024 09:03 PM (OX9vb)

249 I shoulda never gotten into this
Posted by: Don Black

The bra or the shoes?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 30, 2024 09:03 PM (D9YZG)

250 Tim Pool is fit to bust over 'US invasion of Gaza' (the pier thing.)

Posted by: gp Will Choose His Next Words Very Carefully at April 30, 2024 08:14 PM (MvF+J)

We should just send them blankets.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 30, 2024 09:04 PM (w6EFb)

251 The crane used in the Glomar Explorer caper was used to help open Baltimore Harbor. It was designed in the early 70's, and it was the biggest there.
So 50 years of missing innovation.

Meanwhile, the Dutch have cranes with 5 times that capacity, but none were used. To help the unions.

Sheesh.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 30, 2024 09:04 PM (u82oZ)

252 STOP

Posted by: Don Black & The Now at April 30, 2024 09:04 PM (/7KEl)

253 I did not see the movie, but my impression is that Napoleon was a larger than life kind of guy. Energetic.

From the clips I saw, Phoenix just looked bored or medicated.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Best portrayal of Napoleon I've seen is by Ian Holm in a charming little British film, "The Emperor's New Clothes".

Posted by: Tuna at April 30, 2024 09:06 PM (oaGWv)

254 STOP
Posted by: Don Black & The Now at April 30, 2024 09:04 PM (/7KEl)

Hammer time!

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at April 30, 2024 09:06 PM (R4t5M)

255 Meanwhile, the Dutch have cranes with 5 times that capacity, but none were used. To help the unions.

Sheesh.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 30, 2024 09:04 PM (u82oZ)

How long would it take to tow a Dutch crane from its current place of deployment to Baltimore? And, since the bridge will be cut up for scrap anyway, no need to lift it all in one piece.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 30, 2024 09:07 PM (8zz6B)

256 2009Refugee

F-104 were highly expensive and deadly lawn darts. Especially in the hands of EU pilots.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 30, 2024 09:07 PM (u82oZ)

257 Meanwhile, the Dutch have cranes with 5 times that capacity, but none were used. To help the unions.

Sheesh.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 30, 2024 09:04 PM (u82oZ)

Why did the Dutch build those cranes? I'm sure it has to do something to do with its sea/ flood control.

Posted by: polynikes at April 30, 2024 09:07 PM (0y8qI)

258 An F-104 in an all-North American photo op formation got sucked into the B-70, essentially ending the program. The pilot was Joe Walker, one of the greats. Any damn thing can happen.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at April 30, 2024 09:07 PM (zdLoL)

259 How do women try on bras? That whole thing seems awkward. Do you try them on with a shirt on underneath with no bra?

Do you really want to know? Measuring for bra size is a whole new area of mathematics.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 30, 2024 09:08 PM (8iVbU)

260 Alberta Oil Peon

Could have been lifting after 2 weeks. Atlantic Ocean transit time, unless they had one in Texas, which is possible. Then only a week away.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 30, 2024 09:09 PM (u82oZ)

261 Do you really want to know? Measuring for bra size is a whole new area of mathematics.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 30, 2024 09:08 PM (8iVbU


Do you have to solve for volume? Is Pi involved? Do I need a slide rule?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 30, 2024 09:09 PM (mzM2O)

262 I forgot about oil exploration .

Posted by: polynikes at April 30, 2024 09:10 PM (0y8qI)

263
I hope that whale high fived his buddies about causing the chicks to scream and run.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

They have smaller arms than a T-Rex!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 30, 2024 09:10 PM (63Dwl)

264 @251 The Dutch offered all kinds of help when the dikes broke in Katrina, and we turned that down for similar reasons. They have a lot of experience with...water problems. But we are proud here.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at April 30, 2024 09:10 PM (zdLoL)

265 Do you have to solve for volume? Is Pi involved? Do I need a slide rule?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 30, 2024 09:09 PM (mzM2O)

Cake.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 30, 2024 09:11 PM (8zz6B)

266 Anna Puma

There are some very funny patents on that. I had one, but it was taken by a friend. The perv.

Made me laugh a lot just reading it. The claims were really out there.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 30, 2024 09:11 PM (u82oZ)

267 "Viewer discretion advised." Ace really IS a girl.

Posted by: ImaConservative at April 30, 2024 09:11 PM (rc5cn)

268 NY police department is on Columbia's campus. Staging near Hamilton Hall.

Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at April 30, 2024 09:11 PM (NFX2v)

269 268 NY police department is on Columbia's campus. Staging near Hamilton Hall.
Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at April 30, 2024 09:11 PM (NFX2v

Probably just delivering pizza and toilet paper.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 30, 2024 09:12 PM (mzM2O)

270 There is an amusing foundation-garment segment in Vertigo.
An aviation engineer gets blamed.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at April 30, 2024 09:12 PM (zdLoL)

271 NY police department is on Columbia's campus. Staging near Hamilton Hall.
Posted by: L

Hickory! What can't it do?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 30, 2024 09:12 PM (D9YZG)

272 I dried a bra once.
ONCE!!!

I haven't had to do laundry since.

Posted by: Reforger at April 30, 2024 09:12 PM (B705c)

273 Good. Burn that bitch down.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at April 30, 2024 09:13 PM (R4t5M)

274 NY police department is on Columbia's campus. Staging near Hamilton Hall.

May I suggest using a nightstick, officers.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 30, 2024 09:13 PM (CsUN+)

275 268 NY police department is on Columbia's campus. Staging near Hamilton Hall.
Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at April 30, 2024 09:11 PM (NFX2v)

They going to soften them up with artillery first before going in and giving them the bayonet?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 30, 2024 09:13 PM (di6C2)

276 NY police department is on Columbia's campus. Staging near Hamilton Hall.
Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at April 30, 2024 09:11 PM (NFX2v)

Why not wait for the police to use force to remove you from illegal protests. It's a potential big payday. I forgot how much the BLM protestors were paid by NYC for the police just doing their normal job enforcing the law.

Posted by: polynikes at April 30, 2024 09:14 PM (0y8qI)

277 polynikes

The biggest cranes are mobile, and do not need a tug. Think a big ship with a humongous crane.

The Dutch have a number of companies that specialize in salvage.

We used two of their float-on lift ships to bring back to the US damaged FFGs and DDGs.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 30, 2024 09:14 PM (u82oZ)

278 There is an amusing foundation-garment segment in Vertigo.
An aviation engineer gets blamed.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at April 30, 2024 09:12 PM (zdLoL)

A shout out to Howard Hughes, who did some bra designs for Jane Russell? lucky bastard

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 30, 2024 09:14 PM (8zz6B)

279 The guy claimed he had sex with Kathy Griffin, and the way he described it is hilarious. I don't know if it's funnier if he's making it up, or if it really happened.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 30, 2024 08:58 PM (ahZpG)

That's shit you don't make public.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at April 30, 2024 09:01 PM (R4t5M)

I think that was part of it though, this was during Kathy's News Radio days, when she WAS cute.

But still, part of the joke is, Fred Stoller had sex. With a human.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 30, 2024 09:15 PM (GtZ7X)

280 gary sick was the guy from the carter admin who claimed g h w bush made a deal with the iranians in 1980. when it was shown that bush's schedule was almost filled up in that time, sick or someone said that as a former head of the cia he could have borrowed one of those blackbirds, raced over to paris, made the deal, and raced back.

lovely how con artists can always fill in the most unlikely gaps

Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 30, 2024 09:15 PM (B1FKF)

281 NY police department is on Columbia's campus. Staging near Hamilton Hall.
Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too
--------
Let me guess, the media lockout has magically been lifted.

Posted by: I B Rebelling at April 30, 2024 09:15 PM (41CYW)

282 Patent for measuring boobs? Wow, now that is cocktail party conversation starter.

As for the how. One tape measure. First measure for the band which means right under the breasts. To measure for cups- B, C, D - go around the nipples but not too tightly.

And even then that is a ball park figure to get you into the store to try on bras.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 30, 2024 09:15 PM (8iVbU)

283 Good. Burn that bitch down.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at April 30, 2024 09:13 PM (R4t5M)

Yeah! And Columbia, too!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 30, 2024 09:15 PM (8zz6B)

284 Shirley MacLean was in a quirky movie involving her husband the brassiere manufacturer, and her hidden lover the artist.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 30, 2024 09:16 PM (u82oZ)

285 Do you really want to know? Measuring for bra size is a whole new area of mathematics.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 30, 2024 09:08 PM (8iVbU


Do you have to solve for volume? Is Pi involved? Do I need a slide rule?
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Also, one manufacturer's 34B ain't the same as another's 34B. Trying on bras is a pain in the tushie. Be glad you don't have to do it.

Posted by: Tuna at April 30, 2024 09:16 PM (oaGWv)

286 A shout out to Howard Hughes, who did some bra designs for Jane Russell? lucky bastard

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 30, 2024 09:14 PM (8zz6B)
Missile Tits? I'd have to look it up.
He was also involved with the Glomar Explorer.

Posted by: Reforger at April 30, 2024 09:17 PM (B705c)

287 Do you really want to know? Measuring for bra size is a whole new area of mathematics.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 30, 2024 09:08 PM

It was probably easier to model back in the day when they were more cone shaped.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 30, 2024 09:18 PM (Wnv9h)

288 Anna Puma

The funniest part was a subordinate claim involved hand measurement.

I don't have your email, but if I did I'd send you the patent number.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 30, 2024 09:18 PM (u82oZ)

289 Also, one manufacturer's 34B ain't the same as another's 34B. Trying on bras is a pain in the tushie. Be glad you don't have to do it.
Posted by: Tuna

My dear 'Ette, I am no expert but if your tush hurts after trying on a bra, you're doing it wrong.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 30, 2024 09:18 PM (WXNFJ)

290 289 Also, one manufacturer's 34B ain't the same as another's 34B. Trying on bras is a pain in the tushie. Be glad you don't have to do it.
Posted by: Tuna

My dear 'Ette, I am no expert but if your tush hurts after trying on a bra, you're doing it wrong.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 30, 2024 09:18 PM (WXNFJ)

The horde solves another medical mystery!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 30, 2024 09:19 PM (mzM2O)

291 My dear 'Ette, I am no expert but if your tush hurts after trying on a bra, you're doing it wrong.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 30, 2024 09:18 PM (WXNFJ)

To be fair, some of these gals out here need ass foundational garments.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 30, 2024 09:19 PM (di6C2)

292 How to measure for a bra

https://tinyurl.com/3nc58mur

Posted by: Piper at April 30, 2024 09:20 PM (ZdaMQ)

293 281. Let me guess, the media lockout has magically been lifted.
Posted by: I B Rebelling

As many 'reporters' and all of prime time media as police it seems.

Too much drama. I would have gotten a pumper or ten from the fire Department. Down go the tents, protestors who remain.

Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at April 30, 2024 09:20 PM (NFX2v)

294 Annnnnnnnd surprising no one, Yootoob is now suggesting front closing bra videos for seniors to me.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 30, 2024 09:20 PM (WXNFJ)

295 If guys had to wear bras, buying them would be simple. We'd all buy the biggest ones just to impress the chick at the checkout counter.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 30, 2024 09:21 PM (mzM2O)

296 One of Mike Collin's fantasies was inspecting a bevy of braless beauties in space. In his bookCarrying the Fire.

I have a story I'm writing about a movie director trying to make the first Bollywood movie in Space.

Hilarities ensue. But no NASA-Sutra scenes.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 30, 2024 09:21 PM (u82oZ)

297 Annnnnnnnd surprising no one, Yootoob is now suggesting front closing bra videos for seniors to me.
Posted by: Tonypete

LOL

Posted by: Tuna at April 30, 2024 09:21 PM (oaGWv)

298 If guys had to wear bras, buying them would be simple. We'd all buy the biggest ones just to impress the chick at the checkout counter.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Compensating for something?

Posted by: the chick at the checkout counter at April 30, 2024 09:22 PM (DgGvY)

299
The biggest cranes are mobile, and do not need a tug. Think a big ship with a humongous crane.

The Dutch have a number of companies that specialize in salvage.

We used two of their float-on lift ships to bring back to the US damaged FFGs and DDGs.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

Herman the German was at Long Beach when I was there in the 1970's.

https://tinyurl.com/95phsb55

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 30, 2024 09:22 PM (63Dwl)

300 Ha! Tony Pete

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 30, 2024 09:22 PM (8iVbU)

301 Columbia students are breaking and e tearing criminal trespassing making threats and now false imprisonment. Which laws do they have to break?

Posted by: Ribbed at April 30, 2024 09:23 PM (/gwdq)

302 Salty Dawg

What happened to the floating drydock from WWII that was big enough for a Pennsylvania class battleship?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 30, 2024 09:24 PM (8iVbU)

303 Patent for measuring boobs? Wow, now that is cocktail party conversation starter.

As for the how. One tape measure. First measure for the band which means right under the breasts. To measure for cups- B, C, D - go around the nipples but not too tightly.

And even then that is a ball park figure to get you into the store to try on bras.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 30, 2024 09:15 PM (8iVbU)

What if the nipples are tucked into your pantyhose? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Nancy D'Alesandro at April 30, 2024 09:24 PM (4I/2K)

304 So now it’s a bra thread.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 30, 2024 09:24 PM (9yWhg)

305 To be fair, some of these gals out here need ass foundational garments.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 30, 2024

You mean underwear? Or do you mean something like spanx? Or do you mean padded underwear? So many questions.

Posted by: Piper at April 30, 2024 09:25 PM (ZdaMQ)

306 a rancher tells his wife that he's going into town for supplies, does she need anything? she writes up a list for him and as he's getting in his truck she hollers 'oh, yeah and get me a bra'
so he goes to town, gets his supplies, gets the things on her list, then sheepishly wanders into the store that sells women's things. 'can i help you?' the nice store owner says to him and he says, 'well, yeah, my wife needs a new bra,' 'ok,' she says 'what size does she wear?' dunno...' 'ok, what's she built like?' 'she's about your size, but she ain't so big on top.' 'ok, her breasts, are they about the size of oranges?' he blushes a bit. 'littler.' 'like lemons?' 'littler' 'ok... like eggs?' 'yeah... fried...'

Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 30, 2024 09:25 PM (B1FKF)

307 Hearing a rumor from my legal connections that the NY State Appeals is about one second from suggesting bench removal for Merchan for the Trump hush trial, that the jailing Trump threat was the last straw. Should Merchan issue that order and Trump team emergency appeal - it would be heard immediately, and Merchan is getting lead away in a strait jacket.

It would appear that the NY Judiciary actually does have a gage that can get pegged for insanity...
Posted by: Boswell


Suggesting? Who decides to accept/not accept the suggestion? Merchan?

Posted by: Gref at April 30, 2024 09:25 PM (5fDan)

308 Dressing. Undressing. Making exciting underwear.

Posted by: Ribbed at April 30, 2024 09:25 PM (/gwdq)

309 Which laws do they have to break?
Posted by: Ribbed at April 30, 2024 09:23 PM (/gwdq)
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Laws? No. Just make one conservative statement - break that rule and the full force of law enforcement and legal system will be unleashed on them.

Posted by: scampydog at April 30, 2024 09:26 PM (41CYW)

310 Sex in zero-G would look like a kink escapade just so the folks doing the deed don't prove Newton correct about actions and reactions.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 30, 2024 09:26 PM (8iVbU)

311 Anna Puma

They were used until they aged out. We are in the hurt locker for drydock space.

The Navy is in the hurt locker over so many issues. Glad I'm not in anymore.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 30, 2024 09:26 PM (u82oZ)

312
AVALANCHE

Posted by: Don Black & The Now at April 30, 2024 09:27 PM (/7KEl)

313 Seems like you could do a displacement measurement to determine the correct size of boobs. Like have her bend over a vat of silicone. Then pour a mold based on that impression.

There's probably some AI involved in that somewhere too.

*gets out pencil and paper*

Hmmm...carry the two...divide by circumference

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 30, 2024 09:27 PM (mzM2O)

314 re 298: one time like 10 years ago, a woman i was sort of running around with wanted me to get her a box of kotex. took three trips

Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 30, 2024 09:28 PM (B1FKF)

315 310 Sex in zero-G would look like a kink escapade just so the folks doing the deed don't prove Newton correct about actions and reactions.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 30, 2024 09:26 PM (8iVbU)

IIRC, there was a zero-g porno made. At least one scene.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 30, 2024 09:28 PM (di6C2)

316 Sex in zero-G would look like a kink escapade just so the folks doing the deed don't prove Newton correct about actions and reactions.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 30, 2024 09:26 PM (8iVbU)

M: What 007 doing?

Q: Attempting reentry, sir.

Posted by: Moonraker at April 30, 2024 09:29 PM (4I/2K)

317 Sex in zero-G would look like a kink escapade just so the folks doing the deed don't prove Newton correct about actions and reactions.
Posted by: Anna Puma

NASA sent a husband and wife to the space station for some number of months. I'm sure zeroG sex was part of the *after action* reporting.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 30, 2024 09:29 PM (D9YZG)

318 Alabama

You get anywhere near some breasts with a slide-ruler and calipers you deserve what you get.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 30, 2024 09:29 PM (8iVbU)

319 How long would it take to tow a Dutch crane from its current place of deployment to Baltimore? And, since the bridge will be cut up for scrap anyway, no need to lift it all in one piece.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 30, 2024 09:07 PM (8zz6B)

I suspect it would take longer to deal with the paperwork

Posted by: Kindltot at April 30, 2024 09:29 PM (D7oie)

320 Anna Puma

Hold on tight!
In open spaces you would need to be at ease with rapid rotation about 3 axises.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 30, 2024 09:29 PM (u82oZ)

321 Seems like you could do a displacement measurement to determine the correct size of boobs. Like have her bend over a vat of silicone. Then pour a mold based on that impression.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

It's really only exciting the first couple of times.

Posted by: Madame Tussaud at April 30, 2024 09:30 PM (DgGvY)

322 re 307: great if true. i heard on fox biz this afternoon that michael cohen, trump's crooked former lawyer, is poster vids on tiktok asking for donations

Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 30, 2024 09:30 PM (B1FKF)

323 "Hmmm...carry the two...divide by circumference"

I have two hands and a carpenter's eye. The old ways are sometimes best.

Posted by: Ribbed at April 30, 2024 09:30 PM (/gwdq)

324 Seems like you could do a displacement measurement to determine the correct size of boobs. Like have her bend over . . . .
Posted by: AlaBAMA

How many of you preverts got no farther than that portion of the sentence?

Posted by: Tonypete at April 30, 2024 09:31 PM (WXNFJ)

325 Probably just delivering pizza and toilet paper.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 30, 2024 09:12 PM (mzM2O)

I doubt the NYPD has done a baton charge in 50 years.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 30, 2024 09:31 PM (D7oie)

326 Universal delight is the order of the day whenever a penguin video is linked.

Posted by: Let Joy Be Unconfined! at April 30, 2024 09:31 PM (V5BDR)

327 "I'm sure zeroG sex was part of the *after action* reporting"

The sex was fine. Clean up in zero g is hit or miss.

Posted by: Ribbed at April 30, 2024 09:32 PM (/gwdq)

328 How many of you preverts got no farther than that portion of the sentence?
Posted by: Tonypete
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Quickly raises hand. What's my prize?

Posted by: scampydog at April 30, 2024 09:32 PM (41CYW)

329 298: one time like 10 years ago, a woman i was sort of running around with wanted me to get her a box of kotex. took three trips
Posted by: gnats local 678

Wow! That poor thing was having a hell of a week!

Posted by: Tonypete at April 30, 2024 09:32 PM (WXNFJ)

330 320 Anna Puma

Hold on tight!
In open spaces you would need to be at ease with rapid rotation about 3 axises.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 30, 2024 09:29 PM (u82oZ)


Long bungee cords would be your friend in this scenario.

Posted by: Gref at April 30, 2024 09:33 PM (5fDan)

331 took three trips
Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 30, 2024 09:28 PM (B1FKF)

Talk about heavy flow.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 30, 2024 09:33 PM (9fYDK)

332 I'm solving world boob problems over here!

You wait. I'll start a chain of bra stores.

Call it Build-A-Bra.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 30, 2024 09:33 PM (mzM2O)

333 anyway, i would think most women when going through their teens would find the right bra size by trial and error.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 30, 2024 09:33 PM (B1FKF)

334 How many of you preverts got no farther than that portion of the sentence?
Posted by: Tonypete

I already sockpuppeted a joke based on the rest of it, so I'm either more or less preverted than your standard. Not exactly sure which.

Posted by: mikeski at April 30, 2024 09:34 PM (DgGvY)

335 If you had to pull a giant marine crane off the job it was already assigned to, I expect some penalty clauses would kick in.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 30, 2024 09:34 PM (8zz6B)

336 I doubt the NYPD has done a baton charge in 50 years.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 30, 2024 09:31 PM

Bayonets > Batons

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 30, 2024 09:34 PM (Wnv9h)

337 "Long bungee cords would be your friend in this scenario."

Heh. Or Velcro straps.

Posted by: Ribbed at April 30, 2024 09:34 PM (/gwdq)

338 cops entering hamilton hall at columbia. good luck, cops

Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 30, 2024 09:34 PM (B1FKF)

339 276. Why not wait for the police to use force to remove you from illegal protests. It's a potential big payday. I forgot how much the BLM protestors were paid by NYC for the police just doing their normal job enforcing the law.

Posted by: polynikes

Yeah, Philly too. IDK but there's talk to stop these protests at Columbia now or they will spread nationwide, past college campuses.

Police entering Hamilton Hall by windows. Hope things calm down as tomorrow is May Day.

Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at April 30, 2024 09:34 PM (NFX2v)

340 You wait. I'll start a chain of bra stores.

Call it Build-A-Bra.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 30, 2024 09:33 PM

Nah, brah.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 30, 2024 09:35 PM (Wnv9h)

341 Heh. Or Velcro straps.
Posted by: Ribbed

It's ill advised to have velcro anywhere near adult nether regions at anytime.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 30, 2024 09:35 PM (WXNFJ)

342 Guns. Guns. Guns.

Posted by: Outside of Life at April 30, 2024 09:35 PM (89Sog)

343 cops entering hamilton hall at columbia. good luck, cops
Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 30, 2024 09:34 PM (B1FKF)

Why, is the food bad there or something?

Posted by: BurtTC at April 30, 2024 09:35 PM (9fYDK)

344 338 cops entering hamilton hall at columbia. good luck, cops
Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 30, 2024 09:34 PM (B1FKF)

It's a trap!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 30, 2024 09:35 PM (di6C2)

345 Of you've ever dealt with leftie protestors, they want to get arrested. Helps build notoriety.

Posted by: Ribbed at April 30, 2024 09:35 PM (/gwdq)

346 Probably just delivering pizza and toilet paper.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 30, 2024 09:12 PM (mzM2O)

I doubt the NYPD has done a baton charge in 50 years.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 30, 2024 09:31 PM (D7oie)

Fix. Bayonets!

CHARGE!!

Posted by: Col. Joshua Lawrence Chamberlain, 20th Maine, Little Round Top at April 30, 2024 09:36 PM (4I/2K)

347 Boobs are wonderful.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 30, 2024 09:36 PM (9yWhg)

348 Bet the protestors have booby traps placed.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 30, 2024 09:36 PM (8iVbU)

349 Have a great night, everyone.

May your partner entrap you with her mind.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 30, 2024 09:36 PM (u82oZ)

350 Boobs are wonderful.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 30, 2024 09:36 PM

This is a Known Thing.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 30, 2024 09:36 PM (Wnv9h)

351 "It's ill advised to have velcro anywhere near adult nether regions at anytime"

I mean, yeah, but she's still got wrists and ankles, right? She is an astronaut.

Posted by: Ribbed at April 30, 2024 09:37 PM (/gwdq)

352 Bet the protestors have booby traps placed.
Posted by: Anna Puma
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Obligatory. Bra.... nevermind.

Posted by: scampydog at April 30, 2024 09:37 PM (41CYW)

353 348 Bet the protestors have booby traps placed.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 30, 2024 09:36 PM (8iVbU)

Yeah, I had a mental image a few minutes ago of the whole place going up in an explosion.

I think we are kind of evil.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 30, 2024 09:37 PM (di6C2)

354 If the illegal occupiers of Hamilton have not released the janitors by now then NYPD is executing a hostage rescue.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 30, 2024 09:38 PM (8iVbU)

355 Night NaCLy.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 30, 2024 09:38 PM (di6C2)

356 Of you've ever dealt with leftie protestors, they want to get arrested. Helps build notoriety.
Posted by: Ribbed at April 30, 2024 09:35 PM (/gwdq)

I do feel bad for the cops, I bet it's hard to get that smell out of your uniform.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 30, 2024 09:38 PM (9fYDK)

357 Night, Salty.

Posted by: Piper at April 30, 2024 09:38 PM (ZdaMQ)

358 354 If the illegal occupiers of Hamilton have not released the janitors by now then NYPD is executing a hostage rescue.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 30, 2024 09:38 PM (8iVbU


So, like Israel?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 30, 2024 09:38 PM (mzM2O)

359 Bet the protestors have booby traps placed.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 30, 2024 09:36 PM (8iVbU)

May we be of some assistance?

Posted by: ATF, Waco Division at April 30, 2024 09:39 PM (4I/2K)

360 Night Salty Dawg

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 30, 2024 09:39 PM (8iVbU)

361 "I do feel bad for the cops, I bet it's hard to get that smell out of your uniform"

Or urine stains.

Posted by: Ribbed at April 30, 2024 09:39 PM (/gwdq)

362 Bet the protestors have booby traps placed.
Posted by: Anna Puma

I bet just lawyers on the phone filing million dollar settlement suits.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 30, 2024 09:39 PM (IG4Id)

363 294 Annnnnnnnd surprising no one, Yootoob is now suggesting front closing bra videos for seniors to me.
Posted by: Tonypete

I'm dying here. LOL

Welcome to my world.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 30, 2024 09:39 PM (OX9vb)

364 I remember the days when cops were shocked that protestors wouldn't stop punching themselves in the face.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 30, 2024 09:39 PM (mzM2O)

365 354 If the illegal occupiers of Hamilton have not released the janitors by now then NYPD is executing a hostage rescue.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 30, 2024 09:38 PM (8iVbU)

Israel might have experienced people who could help with that.

Posted by: davidt at April 30, 2024 09:40 PM (SYTee)

366 Operation Thunderbolt was decades ago.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 30, 2024 09:41 PM (8iVbU)

367 Yeah, I had a mental image a few minutes ago of the whole place going up in an explosion.

I think we are kind of evil.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 30, 2024 09:37 PM (di6C2)



I'd have a few of the biggest, meanest cops dressed up in protester gear, with the requisite dish towel headrag, and let them be seen doing the beatings. Then the videos would show commies beating commies, and the cops could pretend to break it up.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 30, 2024 09:41 PM (8zz6B)

368 It's ill advised to have velcro anywhere near adult nether regions at anytime.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 30, 2024 09:35 PM (WXNFJ)

https://tinyurl.com/rsr7d6s8

Posted by: Kindltot at April 30, 2024 09:41 PM (D7oie)

369 Training film for the F-104 Starfighter

You can tell it's real because every person in it is a white dude who does not look like he is gender dysphoric.

https://tinyurl.com/44uxx9pe

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 30, 2024 09:41 PM (di6C2)

370 What happened to the floating drydock from WWII that was big enough for a Pennsylvania class battleship?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 30, 2024 09:24 PM (8iVbU)

Try our NEW Trak 24.

Posted by: Gillette at April 30, 2024 09:41 PM (B705c)

371 Congrats, Tonypete. My ads are wall to wall Wayfair.

Posted by: Ribbed at April 30, 2024 09:42 PM (/gwdq)

372 Night Salty Dawg
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 30, 2024 09:39 PM (8iVbU)

Likewise from me.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 30, 2024 09:42 PM (8zz6B)

373 Ok, there is an asian guy and perhaps an arab?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 30, 2024 09:42 PM (di6C2)

374 Annnnnnnnd surprising no one, Yootoob is now suggesting front closing bra videos for seniors to me.
Posted by: Tonypete

I'm dying here. LOL

Welcome to my world.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 30, 2024 09:39 PM (OX9vb)

I would ask how many of such videos can there be, but I know better.

If there's something you're interested in, there not just a video for that, there are thousands of videos for that, and Yootoob being as stupid as it is, it will keep sending you suggestions for it, weeks after you've stopped needing it.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 30, 2024 09:43 PM (9fYDK)

375 Aetius

Not evil, we just know the depths of depravity these protestors and would be terrorists are capable of.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 30, 2024 09:43 PM (8iVbU)

376 Congrats, Tonypete. My ads are wall to wall Wayfair.
Posted by: Ribbed at April 30, 2024 09:42 PM (/gwdq)

Hmmm, nobody talks about their pedo operation anymore.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 30, 2024 09:44 PM (9fYDK)

377 G’night, Salty!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 30, 2024 09:44 PM (9yWhg)

378 232 Wait, that was a combat simulator program.

"An F-104A Starfighter paces an SR-71 Blackbird during supersonic testing operations. (1969 - UNCLASSIFIED)

Filmed with Digital Combat Simulator"

I hate ewetub. They suck.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 30, 2024 08:59 PM (di6C2)


The Starfighter depicted is the first NF-104A, USAF s/n 56-0756, with a Rocketdyne AR2-3 rocket engine fitted at the base of the vertical fin. (the stovepipe-looking thing at the base of the fin in the sim video) This engine burned a mixture of JP-4 jet fuel and 90% hydrogen peroxide oxidizer solution.

https://tinyurl.com/uszw9tfu

Posted by: Gref at April 30, 2024 09:44 PM (5fDan)

379 Ok, there is an asian guy and perhaps an arab?
Posted by: Aetius451AD
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Did they walk into a bar?

Posted by: scampydog at April 30, 2024 09:45 PM (41CYW)

380 You wait. I'll start a chain of bra stores.

Call it Build-A-Bra.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 30, 2024 09:33 PM (mzM2O)

This would ackshually be wildly successful.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 30, 2024 09:45 PM (OX9vb)

381 I bet bra measuring would be easy in a zero-G environment

Posted by: Don Black & The Now at April 30, 2024 09:45 PM (/7KEl)

382 "This would ackshually be wildly successful."

Sell booze and men would never leave.

Posted by: Ribbed at April 30, 2024 09:46 PM (/gwdq)

383 Cups in front, hooks in back.

Posted by: George Costanza at April 30, 2024 09:46 PM (SYTee)

384 dershowitz saying he will take cases pro bono to sue the people and organizations denying jewish students their rights at the school.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 30, 2024 09:46 PM (B1FKF)

385 >You wait. I'll start a chain of bra stores.

Call it Build-A-Bra.


yeah
big bins of diff size straps and cups

mix n match for perfect fit
IT'S A BILLION DOLLAR IDEA

Posted by: Don Black & The Now at April 30, 2024 09:46 PM (/7KEl)

386 am i the only one here who saw the 'married with children' episode where al goes to by a bra for peggy?

Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 30, 2024 09:48 PM (B1FKF)

387 384 dershowitz saying he will take cases pro bono to sue the people and organizations denying jewish students their rights at the school.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 30, 2024 09:46 PM (B1FKF)


Forget it, Dersh. It's Killthejooostown.

Posted by: Gref at April 30, 2024 09:48 PM (5fDan)

388 Who knew that boobs would make me a billionaire?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 30, 2024 09:48 PM (mzM2O)

389 If my child got expelled for this garbage, they would need to go fund a job and not come running home. You act a fool, you get the foolish rewards.

Posted by: Piper at April 30, 2024 09:48 PM (ZdaMQ)

390 The Battleship USS Texas was recently refloated after nearly two years, in the floating drydock in the Port of Galveston.

Last Dreadnaught Class Battleship in the world, still afloat. Her keel was laid in 1911, and she saw action in WWI while a coal-powered ship, and extensive action in WWII after being converted to burn bunker oil.

Her recent drydock was to replace, essentially, damn near the entire below waterline hull. They've also refurbished her main guns and secondary batteries. New teak decks, are hoped to be a thing.

Point being, we've a sizeable floating drydock here in Galveston. An Arleigh Burke wouldn't be a problem. Maybe even a Wasp class Assault Flattop. But, that'd be about all she could take, Cap'n!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at April 30, 2024 09:49 PM (e6UQI)

391 and i never did understand why the hooks are in the back. maybe sidd can explain

Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 30, 2024 09:49 PM (B1FKF)

392 Night Salty Dawg
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 30, 2024 09:39 PM (8iVbU)


Saltydawg is crashing just as we start talking about bewbs?

Typical sailor.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 30, 2024 09:49 PM (W/lyH)

393 and i never did understand why the hooks are in the back. maybe sidd can explain
Posted by: gnats local 678

Just spitballing here but perhaps designed by a man?

Posted by: Tonypete at April 30, 2024 09:50 PM (WXNFJ)

394 "IT'S A BILLION DOLLAR IDEA
Posted by: Don Black"

If the tit don't fit
Then try our shit

Posted by: Discarded Ad Ideas at April 30, 2024 09:51 PM (vFG9F)

395 IT'S A BILLION DOLLAR IDEA

Posted by: Don Black & The Now at April 30, 2024 09:46 PM (/7KEl)

I'm going to pitch it to the wife tonight.
Honney!! Ima quit my job and open a Build-a-Bra!

Posted by: Reforger at April 30, 2024 09:51 PM (B705c)

396 "Who knew that boobs would make me a billionaire?"

Thar's gold in them thar hills.

Posted by: Ribbed at April 30, 2024 09:51 PM (/gwdq)

397 hannity interviewing trump now. can't see but know that voice

Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 30, 2024 09:52 PM (B1FKF)

398 I'm going to pitch it to the wife tonight.
Honney!! Ima quit my job and open a Build-a-Bra!

Posted by: Reforger at April 30, 2024 09:51 PM (B705c


Franchise fees are not cheap.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 30, 2024 09:53 PM (mzM2O)

399 and i never did understand why the hooks are in the back. maybe sidd can explain
Posted by: gnats local 678

Just spitballing here but perhaps designed by a man?
Posted by: Tonypete at April 30, 2024 09:50 PM (WXNFJ)

I'm starting to learn, when I think of an answer, I should see whether you said it already or not.

I think that's it.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 30, 2024 09:53 PM (9fYDK)

400 Nov 3, 2014 — One hundred years ago today, Mary Phelps Jacobs received a patent for the garment she had invented while preparing to go to a dance. [from the 'atlantic']

Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 30, 2024 09:53 PM (B1FKF)

401 396 "Who knew that boobs would make me a billionaire?"

Thar's gold in them thar hills.
Posted by: Ribbed at April 30, 2024 09:51 PM (/gwdq)

Lolol

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 30, 2024 09:53 PM (mzM2O)

402 If it was my kids participating, I'd would have likely been caught on camera pulling them off campus by the hair of their heads. Seriously.

Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at April 30, 2024 09:54 PM (NFX2v)

403 390 The Battleship USS Texas was recently refloated after nearly two years, in the floating drydock in the Port of Galveston.

Last Dreadnaught Class Battleship in the world, still afloat. Her keel was laid in 1911, and she saw action in WWI while a coal-powered ship, and extensive action in WWII after being converted to burn bunker oil.

Her recent drydock was to replace, essentially, damn near the entire below waterline hull. They've also refurbished her main guns and secondary batteries. New teak decks, are hoped to be a thing.

Point being, we've a sizeable floating drydock here in Galveston. An Arleigh Burke wouldn't be a problem. Maybe even a Wasp class Assault Flattop. But, that'd be about all she could take, Cap'n!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at April 30, 2024 09:49 PM (e6UQI)


Thanks for the info, Jim.

I don't understand why the BB USS Texas is not put on blocks in a permanent drydock at its San Jacinto museum location. Seems to me that would prevent hull corrosion, but what do I know?

Posted by: Gref at April 30, 2024 09:54 PM (5fDan)

404 Ok, men invented the bra. How many decades did women sit around bitching about it before they invented one?

Posted by: Ribbed at April 30, 2024 09:54 PM (/gwdq)

405 I don't understand why the BB USS Texas is not put on blocks in a permanent drydock at its San Jacinto museum location. Seems to me that would prevent hull corrosion, but what do I know?
Posted by: Gref at April 30, 2024 09:54 PM (5fDan)

It will be needed to shell Washington city.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 30, 2024 09:55 PM (8zz6B)

406 NF-104A 56-0756 still exists. Future astronaut James McDivett flew this F-104A-10-LO. After an accident it was rebuilt by Lockheed into one of the three ASTs and fitted with the Rocketdyne motor and the larger rudder from the F-104B among other modifications. Major Robert Smith set an unofficial to altitude record with this aircraft. During the plane's career it suffered two in flight explosions. It is on display at the Edward's Test Pilot School marked as 56-760

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 30, 2024 09:56 PM (8iVbU)

407 Ok, men invented the bra. How many decades did women sit around bitching about it before they invented one?
Posted by: Ribbed at April 30, 2024 09:54 PM (/gwdq)

Forgive the TMI... with the ex, the first time I unhooked her bra, she was very impressed with the ease and manner of my effort.

She never got tired of it. Until she did.

Point being, there are things women really do enjoy about how we enjoy what they wear. It's not always about ease or comfort. Obviously.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 30, 2024 09:57 PM (9fYDK)

408 Agreed, Burt. We know. The more we say it the more they argue.

Posted by: Ribbed at April 30, 2024 09:59 PM (/gwdq)

409 10 pm
trump doing an interview
biden soiling his depends

Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 30, 2024 10:00 PM (B1FKF)

410 Agreed, Burt. We know. The more we say it the more they argue.
Posted by: Ribbed at April 30, 2024 09:59 PM (/gwdq)

The eternal arguments. "Baby, It's Cold Outside" is a documentary.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 30, 2024 10:01 PM (9fYDK)

411 over night thread is up

Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 30, 2024 10:01 PM (B1FKF)

412 ..I don't understand why the BB USS Texas is not put on blocks in a permanent drydock at its San Jacinto museum location. Seems to me that would prevent hull corrosion, but what do I know? Posted by: Gref at April 30, 2024 09:54 PM (5fDan)


The USS Texas will never be returned to the San Jacinto Monument location. Tourist traffic there dropped to about 10% of pre Covid averages.

And, the brackish water and sitting on the muddy bottom half the time, was FAR more corrosive than the relatively "clean" saltwater of the Port of Galveston. Which is where she's likely to be given a permanent berth.

With her new paint, she looks ready to go to war, yet again.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at April 30, 2024 10:01 PM (e6UQI)

413 There is a problem of letting a ship just sit on blocks.

The hull was never designed to bear that type of load for long. Buoyancy

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 30, 2024 10:01 PM (8iVbU)

414 Ok, men invented the bra. How many decades did women sit around bitching about it before they invented one?
Posted by: Ribbed

Remember the native gals in National Geographic? Men invented the bra for their own benefit, the ladies didn't need to ask.

Posted by: mikeski at April 30, 2024 10:01 PM (DgGvY)

415 Tomorrow evening, jock strap fitting.

Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at April 30, 2024 10:02 PM (NFX2v)

416 ONT is nood.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 30, 2024 10:05 PM (di6C2)

417 The hardest to find rot gut on earth.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 30, 2024 10:49 PM (Q4IgG)


Georgia Moon was rumored to be aged for less than 3 months in a paraffin lined barrel.

Dad liked it for some reason. I suspect it reminded him of his youth. It might have been that it was sold in a 750ml Mason jar.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 30, 2024 11:00 PM (D7oie)

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