Swift Kicks

The International Criminal Court is writing up international arrest warrants for Bibi Netanyahu.

The ICC has, of course, issued no warrants for the arrest of Hamas leaders who ordered the mass slaughter and government-sponsored rape squads.

Megatron
@Megatron_ron
BREAKING:
Netanyahu:
"We will enter Rafah and we don't care about the court in The Hague, the court is anti-Semitic"
"We will enter Rafah because we have no other choice. We will destroy the Hamas battalions there, we will complete all the objectives of the war, including the return of all our abductees.
There are many forces trying to prevent us from doing this. Recently they were joined by another force - the International Criminal Court in The Hague. This court has no authority over the State of Israel. The possibility that he will issue arrest warrants for war crimes against IDF commanders and state leaders, this possibility is a scandal on a historical scale.
This will be the first time that a democratic country, which is fighting for its life according to all the rules of international law, is accused of war crimes. If this thing does happen, it will be an indelible stain on all of humanity. It would be an unprecedented anti-Semitic hate crime, a crime that would add fuel to the anti-Semitic incitement that is already raging in the world.
I want to make one thing clear: no decision, neither in The Hague nor anywhere else, will harm our determination to achieve all the goals of the war - the release of all our hostages, a complete victory over Hamas and a promise that Gaza will no longer pose a threat to Israel, as well as to restore security and the residents to the north.

Video at the end of this post.

That's not what they claim in their political asylum hearings. In those hearings, they claim they're being "politically repressed." Are you saying they're all lying, AOC?

Five middleschool girls who protested boys competing against girls in sports have been banned from competing in sports themselves.

Five West Virginia middle schoolers who protested a transgender athlete's participation in a track and field competition have been barred from future meets -- prompting the state attorney general to ask the US Supreme Court to weigh in on transgender student-athlete bans for a second time.
West Virginia Attorney General Patrick Morrisey filed a lawsuit against the Harrison County Board of Education on the dissenting students' behalf after they were blocked from upcoming meets following their protests at the April 18 shot put competition, West Virginia Watch reported.
Five girls from Lincoln Middle School stepped up to the circle for their turn before refusing to throw in the event, which was won by Becky Pepper-Jackson, a 13-year-old girl who takes puberty-blocking medication and estrogen hormone therapy.
While West Virginia law bans transgender girls from playing on girls' sports teams, a recent federal appeals court ruled that the law couldn't lawfully be applied to the eighth-grader.
Judge Toby Heytens wrote that offering her a "choice" between not participating in sports and participating only on boys' teams "is no real choice at all."

Yes, they do have that choice. You know who doesn't have a choice? The girls you are forcing to play in boys' leagues.

Despite the ruling, Morrisey has rallied against both the ruling and the treatment of the student-athletes who protested competing against Becky.
"Their actions at the earlier track meet were not disruptive or aggrandizing. They were the quiet demonstration of the student-athletes' evident unhappiness with the competitive consequences of a federal appellate court's decision," Morrisey, a Republican currently primarying for governor, wrote in the amicus brief filed April 26.
Joined by one of Becky's classmates on Wednesday, Morrisey said he plans to ask the US Supreme Court to hear the case involving the state's restrictions on transgender student-athletes for a second time.

The Kansas legislature fell short by just two votes in their attempt to overturn the Democrat governess' veto of a bill that would have banned transgender procedures for minors. They can try again.

Last year, the Kansas state legislature passed a sweeping ban on transgender medical procedures for minors, including hormones, puberty blockers, and genital mutilation surgery. Other restrictions were included involving both schools and medical facilities. Democratic Governor Laura Kelly vetoed the bill as expected and the state GOP got to work preparing to override her veto. But yesterday, a surprising twist in the story turned up. The lawmakers voted overwhelmingly in favor of overriding the veto, but not quite overwhelmingly enough. They fell two votes short of the required two-thirds majority, so the bill has effectively been killed off, at least for now.

A local Chino schoolboard kicked out the California superintendent of schools, I assume because he is not a parent in the district and thus has no right to speak at the meeting. In booting him out, the leader of the schoolboard noted that the woke superintendent would kick her out of his hearings. The crowd cheers at his expulsion.

Speaking of comedy . . .
Melanie D'Arrigo
@DarrigoMelanie
Donald Trump wants states to track your menstrual cycle, and Republicans think that ISN'T a violation of your rights.
They don't want states to track your gun purchases, because they think that IS a violation of your rights.
Guns have more of a right to privacy than women.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at April 30, 2024 04:59 PM (L/fGl)

I'm gonna need a source of that claim.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda

Columbia backed down from its bluff that it would suspend students who did not decolonize its campus grounds. So the "students" escalated and stole more Aboriginal Columbia Lands.

Now Columbia is threatening to expel students.

You backed down from a less serious threat, but people are supposed to take this one seriously?

Oh, and the Stinky Colonizers also took janitors hostage when they took over a building.

NEW: Columbia protester tells Fox News reporter to get out of her face after he asks multiple questions including why they held three janitors hostage.

Reporter: “Do you feel like it was right to hold 3 of the janitor workers hostage inside of the building?”

Protester: “I think… pic.twitter.com/ACzZqFIMN4
— Collin Rugg (@CollinRugg) April 30, 2024

CBS's @Weijia Jiang: “I’m sorry if I missed this, but is the answer no, the administration has not been in touch with anyone at Columbia?”

KJP: “I — I don't have any — uh — read out — I should have — I should have answered that in, I believe that was Jeff's question, um, I — I —… pic.twitter.com/3pdYfNBqDM
— Curtis Houck (@CurtisHouck) April 29, 2024

A trans advocate is unable to name a single journal or study which establishes that transitioning kids is safe and effective. She keeps citing "standards of care." This is tautological: evidence and studies are supposed to inform standards of care. She's claiming that the standards of care prove the safety and efficacy of the standards of care. And she keeps saying it over and over.

Breaking news: Woke White Women are hopelessly broken.

Dramatic ass reaction from swifty swiftie Taylor swift fan to new taymid song as per usual in car drivers seat crying with drool falling out her mouth pic.twitter.com/ITx2eQyudZ
— ••• (@Exemptyoongi) April 20, 2024

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 06:35 PM

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1 First!

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at April 30, 2024 06:37 PM (PiwSw)

2 That Tay-Tay reaction video can't be real.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at April 30, 2024 06:38 PM (PiwSw)

3 I nooded.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at April 30, 2024 06:38 PM (PiwSw)

4 I read the post ... I know, newbie mistake.

Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at April 30, 2024 06:39 PM (qZdIZ)

5 Shitty music can almost make me cry, but I refuse to let Taylor get the best of me.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at April 30, 2024 06:40 PM (woPEM)

6 "Now Columbia is threatening to expel students."

More than half the protestors are non-students.

Posted by: gp Will Choose His Next Words Very Carefully at April 30, 2024 06:41 PM (MvF+J)

7 Shorter Bibi statement:

"Hey, ICC! GFY!"

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 30, 2024 06:41 PM (BpYfr)

8 I feel like such a rookie.
Well done Shadout Mapes.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 30, 2024 06:41 PM (D9YZG)

9 Aboriginal Columbia Lands

Pfffft! Thanks for the laugh, Ace!

Posted by: pookysgirl's kid is not college-age at April 30, 2024 06:41 PM (dtlDP)

10 So "climate change" is not merely the fault of Man, it's specifically the fault of Republican hoarders and wreckers.

They are unreal.

Posted by: ... at April 30, 2024 06:41 PM (lX8VI)

11 The International Criminal Court is writing up international arrest warrants for

How, exactly, do these pretentious fckwits plan to enforce any such orders?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 30, 2024 06:41 PM (llON8)

12 That Tay Tay reaction COULD be real.

Just play her music at any given Mo Meet, and the Horde will react with similar revulsion, nausea and allergic snot-blowage dialed up to eleven.

And it'll be a race between who goes to turn off the music, or the bullet sent thus to do the same.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at April 30, 2024 06:42 PM (e6UQI)

13 "We will enter Rafah because we have no other choice."

Tough but fair.

Posted by: gp Will Choose His Next Words Very Carefully at April 30, 2024 06:42 PM (MvF+J)

14 Even if the gal is crying for points and not for real, it's still disturbing.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at April 30, 2024 06:42 PM (tT6L1)

15 Spraypainting and destroying your school in service of the right to kill all the Jews? No punishment.

Quietly refusing to compete against a boy when you are a girl? Banned from the sport.

We are ruled by those who hate us and want to see the country destroyed.

Posted by: Thatch at April 30, 2024 06:42 PM (LLNW4)

16 Fetch me--a SHRUBBERY!

Posted by: International Criminal Court at April 30, 2024 06:43 PM (woPEM)

17 Janitors are known liars.

Posted by: Columbia professor at April 30, 2024 06:43 PM (VGOMa)

18 Why are all of those "refugees" fleeing here when we're getting pounde with all kinds of "unprecedented severe" storms and whatnot?

Posted by: Sen. Cardin's Gay Intern at April 30, 2024 06:43 PM (r3Rqi)

19 How, exactly, do these pretentious fckwits plan to enforce any such orders?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 30, 2024 06:41 PM (llON

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I'm sort of hoping they'll order the Blue Helmets to the US to serve a warrant.

and having the Blue Helmets, because they have a survival instinct, saying, "nah, brah, we good."

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at April 30, 2024 06:44 PM (tT6L1)

20 The International Criminal Court is writing up international arrest warrants for

How, exactly, do these pretentious fckwits plan to enforce any such orders?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 30, 2024 06:41 PM (llON

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Well, if Hollywood is to be believed, the ICC has a crack squad of Interpol commandos at their disposal to go into any country they please, kicking ass and taking names.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 30, 2024 06:44 PM (BpYfr)

21 Five West Virginia middle schoolers who protested a transgender athlete's participation in a track and field competition have been barred from future meets -- prompting the state attorney general to ask the US Supreme Court to weigh in on transgender student-athlete bans for a second time.

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That young man qualified for the middle school girls team the exact same way little Suzy qualified to wrestle the boys.

Say, remember when us old white guys were trying to tell you ladies that was a horrible idea?

Posted by: Moron Robbie Siddig El Tahir El Fadil El Siddig Abdurrahman Mohammed Ahmed Abdel Karim El Mahdi at April 30, 2024 06:44 PM (9Ct69)

22 What's even more insane is Kamala Harris makes that drooling idiot look like Marilyn Vos Savant, the girl with the 200 IQ.

Posted by: ... at April 30, 2024 06:44 PM (lX8VI)

23 also quick hit: music fangirls can be irrational fans of a band

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, PNW MOME June 1st at April 30, 2024 06:45 PM (xcxpd)

24 "Dramatic ass reaction from swifty swiftie Taylor swift fan"

Could easily be a put-on.

Posted by: gp Will Choose His Next Words Very Carefully at April 30, 2024 06:45 PM (MvF+J)

25 Just sw the Nypd presser. They showed video of black bloc non students and said basically they are ready to go if Columbia asks them. Personally it might benefit the country more if the uni was destroyed

Posted by: Pj at April 30, 2024 06:45 PM (G1dq6)

26 Wtf is the international criminal court.

Follow up question: Do they have laws about handling classified documents or pussy grabbing? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at April 30, 2024 06:45 PM (t1FBO)

27 Just play her music at any given Mo Meet, and the Horde will react with similar revulsion, nausea and allergic snot-blowage dialed up to eleven.

And it'll be a race between who goes to turn off the music, or the bullet sent thus to do the same.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 30, 2024 06:42 PM (e6UQI)
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The humiliation of the joker who tried that would be *epic*

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 30, 2024 06:46 PM (BpYfr)

28 That girl reminds me of the reaction I get from most women when I first take off my pants.

Posted by: ... at April 30, 2024 06:47 PM (lX8VI)

29 Climate change ? LOL.. Hey Sandy, how different is the climate in Mexico than it is here or for that matter El Salvador etc ? Stupid Beyotch

Posted by: It's me donna at April 30, 2024 06:47 PM (Akjoo)

30 Personally it might benefit the country more if the uni was destroyed
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I was just thinking "What normal American would be negatively impacted if Columbia ceased to exist?"

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at April 30, 2024 06:47 PM (woPEM)

31 So, because climate always change, and there is nothing we can do about it…AOC is going to submit a bill to Congress abolishing CBP, right?

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 30, 2024 06:47 PM (uTTG7)

32 Betting line on when Trump gets jailed for contemp? I'll take next Tuesday. Yes Shirley, they are that stupid.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Monkey without a country at April 30, 2024 06:47 PM (3OJZ3)

33 hiya

Posted by: JT at April 30, 2024 06:48 PM (T4tVD)

34 No the world Court is just another Marxists arm
Nothing on Hamas and their Oct7 Terror attack

Posted by: Skip at April 30, 2024 06:48 PM (fwDg9)

35 I cannot lie, I love swift dramatic ass action!

Posted by: Sir-Mix-A-Lot at April 30, 2024 06:48 PM (SYTee)

36 A local Chino schoolboard kicked out the California superintendent of schools, I assume because he is not a parent in the district and thus has no right to speak at the meeting. In booting him out, the leader of the schoolboard noted that the woke superintendent would kick her out of his hearings. The crowd cheers at his expulsion.
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I love that. Just wish she had a sergeant at arms arrest the bastard.

Posted by: Eeyore at April 30, 2024 06:48 PM (1bNHn)

37 30 Spare the library, please.

Posted by: gp Will Choose His Next Words Very Carefully at April 30, 2024 06:49 PM (MvF+J)

38 That girl reminds me of the reaction I get from most women when I first take off my pants.
Posted by: ... at April 30, 2024 06:47 PM (lX8VI)
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"I believe that's a false narrative."

Posted by: Columbia Protestor at April 30, 2024 06:49 PM (BpYfr)

39 Hysterical crying while drool spills out of your mouth is the equivalent of flopping on the church floor while speaking in tongues.

Hallelujah.

Posted by: insurgens ad opus at April 30, 2024 06:49 PM (E1DfV)

40 Spare the library, please.

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Nah, burn that sh*t down.

Posted by: William Tecumseh Sherman at April 30, 2024 06:49 PM (9Ct69)

41 sort of hoping they'll order the Blue Helmets to the US to serve a warrant.

and having the Blue Helmets, because they have a survival instinct, saying, "nah, brah, we good."

Put them in the red Star Trek uniform so we all know how it's gonna end in advance.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at April 30, 2024 06:50 PM (7u5gb)

42
Despite the ruling, Morrisey has rallied against both the ruling and the treatment of the athlete-students who protested competing against Becky.

FIFY

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 30, 2024 06:50 PM (uTTG7)

43 Come on protesters. More burning, less talky.

Posted by: ... at April 30, 2024 06:51 PM (lX8VI)

44 Woman with green hair drooling? That thing is a fungus.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at April 30, 2024 06:52 PM (sRfrW)

45 I'm gonna need a source of that claim.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda

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Her ass.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 30, 2024 06:52 PM (u73oe)

46 This court has no authority over the State of Israel. The possibility that he will issue arrest warrants for war crimes against IDF commanders and state leaders, this possibility is a scandal on a historical scale.

Shoot one member from the court in the face and tell the rest to FO.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 30, 2024 06:52 PM (HGv4O)

47 Sock Monkey well you know they want to, do they have the backing to do it?

Posted by: Skip at April 30, 2024 06:52 PM (fwDg9)

48 AOC is just a functioning idiot.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 30, 2024 06:53 PM (HGv4O)

49 48 AOC is just a functioning idiot.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 30, 2024 06:53 PM (HGv4O)

A big boob with big boobs

Posted by: It's me donna at April 30, 2024 06:54 PM (Akjoo)

50 Also why is it the Left can never come out and say what they're actually *for*?

"fear immigrants"

No

"fear illegal immigrants"

Yes

"want to know when you last menstruated"

No

"want to know how old the baby your are killing is"

Yes

And anyway when did they switch back to immigrants? Was Trump's "Migrant Violence" that effective?

Posted by: ... at April 30, 2024 06:54 PM (lX8VI)

51 Chairman Xi is shocked to learn there is money-laundering going on here!

Ex-Binance CEO Changpeng Zhao sentenced to 4 months in prison for allowing money laundering.

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 30, 2024 06:55 PM (vtyCZ)

52 This court has no authority over the State of Israel. The possibility that he will issue arrest warrants for war crimes against IDF commanders and state leaders, this possibility is a scandal on a historical scale.

Shoot one member from the court in the face and tell the rest to FO.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 30, 2024 06:52 PM (HGv4O)

This. Exactly!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at April 30, 2024 06:55 PM (W/lyH)

53
Five middleschool girls who protested boys competing against girls in sports have been banned from competing in sports themselves.

And this is why we lose. A group of girls bravely stood up against something wrong. They will be punished. And the left/government/schools will argue that they are just following the letter of the law.

What needs to be done is not just passing some law that maybe allows girls to compete against only girls, but to start arresting trannys and their enablers under the existing laws about lewd public conduct.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 30, 2024 06:56 PM (ibTVg)

54 The US does not recognize any legitimacy in the Intl Criminal Court

Posted by: Don Black & The Now at April 30, 2024 06:56 PM (/7KEl)

55 Ex-Binance CEO Changpeng Zhao sentenced to 4 months in prison for allowing money laundering.
Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 30, 2024 06:55 PM (vtyCZ)

They're going after money laundering in West Baltimore?!? Sheeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiitttttt

Posted by: Senator Clay Davis at April 30, 2024 06:56 PM (t1FBO)

56 Take note Raggity Karine is still on the stand pumping out lies

Posted by: Skip at April 30, 2024 06:56 PM (fwDg9)

57 AOC is just a functioning idiot.
Posted by: rickb223
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The Bray is consistent with her stupid.

Posted by: scampydog at April 30, 2024 06:56 PM (41CYW)

58 That young man qualified for the middle school girls team the exact same way little Suzy qualified to wrestle the boys.

Say, remember when us old white guys were trying to tell you ladies that was a horrible idea?
Posted by: Moron Robbie Siddig El Tahir El Fadil El Siddig Abdurrahman Mohammed Ahmed Abdel Karim El Mahdi at April 30, 2024 06:44 PM (9Ct69)

My son wrestled in middle school. They had him wrestle girls. He couldn't figure out which parts were still no-go. Eighth grade girls have tits.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at April 30, 2024 06:57 PM (sRfrW)

59 It will be interesting to see how this all interleaves with Pride Month, which is coming up...

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at April 30, 2024 06:57 PM (PiwSw)

60 47 Sock Monkey well you know they want to, do they have the backing to do it?
Posted by: Skip

That is the question you would ask yourself if they had anything that resembled a rational brain. Narcissists assume that everyone that matters will agree with them. Consequences aren't something they have considered.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Monkey without a country at April 30, 2024 06:58 PM (3OJZ3)

61 The choice for me to compete in the NBA or not compete is no choice at all. Despite being a 57 year old white guy who gets winded going from the couch to the fridge, I want my NBA contract!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 30, 2024 06:58 PM (u73oe)

62 Donald Trump wants states to track your menstrual cycle
.......

He needs to know when it's safe to grab your pussy.

Posted by: wth at April 30, 2024 06:58 PM (v0R5T)

63 AOC is in Congress because she attended a casting call her cousin told her of.

Posted by: davidt at April 30, 2024 06:58 PM (SYTee)

64 2004: What does gay marriage have to do with you anyway h8ter?!?

2024:Five middleschool girls who protested boys competing against girls in sports have been banned from competing in sports themselves.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 30, 2024 06:58 PM (ibTVg)

65 My son wrestled in middle school. They had him wrestle girls. He couldn't figure out which parts were still no-go. Eighth grade girls have tits.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at April 30, 2024 06:57 PM (sRfrW)
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Do you think these girls went into wrestling because they wanted to wrestle or "wrestle?"

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at April 30, 2024 06:59 PM (tT6L1)

66 That Tay-Tay reaction video can't be real.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at April 30, 2024 06:38 PM (PiwSw)

Her life would very likely take a turn for the better if, since she's gonna have her mouth open and drooling, to stick something in it.
The twit might grow up a bit.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 30, 2024 06:59 PM (W/lyH)

67

The Biden administration is considering bringing certain Palestinians to the U.S. as refugees, a move that would offer a permanent safe haven to some of those fleeing war-torn Gaza, according to internal federal government documents obtained by CBS News.

In recent weeks, the documents show, senior officials across several federal U.S. agencies have discussed the practicality of different options to resettle Palestinians from Gaza who have immediate family members who are American citizens or permanent residents.

One of those proposals involves using the decades-old United States Refugee Admissions Program to welcome Palestinians with U.S. ties who have managed to escape Gaza and enter neighboring Egypt, according to the inter-agency planning documents.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 30, 2024 06:59 PM (63Dwl)

68 What needs to be done is not just passing some law that maybe allows girls to compete against only girls, but to start arresting trannys and their enablers under the existing laws about lewd public conduct.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 30, 2024 06:56 PM (ibTVg)

Why do you think they tell us that some women have penises?

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at April 30, 2024 06:59 PM (sRfrW)

69 KJP has a Masters of Public Affairs from Columbia.

Posted by: mr tmz at April 30, 2024 06:59 PM (rJ48h)

70
He needs to know when it's safe to grab your pussy.

Zee red tide is no joke

Posted by: Jacques Costeau at April 30, 2024 06:59 PM (ibTVg)

71 I identify as featherweight.

Posted by: Oleksandr Usyk at April 30, 2024 06:59 PM (n+Veq)

72 The cray cray tay tay fan looks an awful lot like a younger Taylor Lorenz. A much younger Taylor Lorenz.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at April 30, 2024 06:59 PM (PiwSw)

73 AOC will probably be President in 2037.

Posted by: gp Will Choose His Next Words Very Carefully at April 30, 2024 06:59 PM (MvF+J)

74 Donald Trump wants states to track your menstrual cycle, and Republicans think that ISN'T a violation of your rights.
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I think that's supposed to be a "Trump will ban abortions federally" false narrative.

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 30, 2024 07:00 PM (vtyCZ)

75 Typical Tay-tay fan, eh?

Bibi should simply tell Holland: "nice dykes you have there; pity if something were to happen to them."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 30, 2024 07:00 PM (8zz6B)

76 Why do you think they tell us that some women have penises?

Because it isn't going to suck itself?

Posted by: Jessica Yaniv at April 30, 2024 07:00 PM (ibTVg)

77 Somebody clue me in. Why would the Republicans give a fuck about your stupid menstrual cycle? You are an insignificant low grade dung beetle insect.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 30, 2024 07:00 PM (pohLc)

78 Read somewhere that the effort to overturn the Kansas governor's veto was stopped when two Republicans in the assembly switched sides. They alleged unclear language on the bill, but they voted for it originally. I'm thinking bribery

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 30, 2024 07:01 PM (UwmMe)

79 Reporter: “Do you feel like it was right to hold 3 of the janitor workers hostage inside of the building?”

Protester: “I think that's a really false narrative.”
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Clearly the three blue-collar workers were volunteers.

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 30, 2024 07:01 PM (vtyCZ)

80 I'm going to start identifying as Lenape, and demand my stolen land back. Including the part Columbia is built on.

Posted by: Eeyore at April 30, 2024 07:01 PM (1bNHn)

81 Donald Trump wants states to track your menstrual cycle, and Republicans think that ISN'T a violation of your rights.
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I think that's supposed to be a "Trump will ban abortions federally" false narrative.
Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 30, 2024 07:00 PM (vtyCZ)

Snopes rates this: Mostly True

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at April 30, 2024 07:01 PM (t1FBO)

82 Is there some subliminal messaging in Swift's songs that makes her fans hypnotized lunatics? There is nothing special about her and I am baffled by the hysteria.

Posted by: DJ at April 30, 2024 07:01 PM (uosPt)

83 every time a commie tells the truth the father of lies is angry and punishes his servant.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 30, 2024 07:02 PM (tQtDb)

84 crying with drool falling out her mouth
.......

and I bet she chews with her mouth open.

Posted by: wth at April 30, 2024 07:02 PM (v0R5T)

85 Why the F are these state legislatures "banning" trannies from women's sports?

Why not say the schools are free to let them compete how they want.

But no state funds for any who allow biological men to compete against biological women.

Or even better, a 100% "athletics improvement tax" will be due from all districts who allow biological men to compete against women.

Build your own schools, lefties-- be free from our oppressive rules!

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 30, 2024 07:02 PM (yikga)

86 75 Typical Tay-tay fan, eh?

Bibi should simply tell Holland: "nice dykes you have there; pity if something were to happen to them."
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 30, 2024 07:00 PM (8zz6B)
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Well, there is Eva Hot-but-unpronounceable, though I don't think she's a dyke.

Posted by: Eeyore at April 30, 2024 07:02 PM (1bNHn)

87 Do you think these girls went into wrestling because they wanted to wrestle or "wrestle?"
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at April 30, 2024 06:59 PM (tT6L1)

One in particular was all in on the sport. She referred to my son as a "worthy opponent." It was sorta cute.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at April 30, 2024 07:02 PM (sRfrW)

88 I'm going to start identifying as Lenape, and demand my stolen land back. Including the part Columbia is built on.

/Looks at you
//Sheds one tear.

Posted by: Espera Oscar de Corti at April 30, 2024 07:03 PM (ibTVg)

89 My son wrestled in middle school. They had him wrestle girls. He couldn't figure out which parts were still no-go. Eighth grade girls have tits.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at April 30, 2024 06:57 PM (sRfrW)

Buddy of mine is a high school wrestling coach.
His son was all state and ranked 16th nationally.
His daughter was also all state. And Hawt.
She kicked ass on every guy she wrestled.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 30, 2024 07:03 PM (W/lyH)

90 78 Read somewhere that the effort to overturn the Kansas governor's veto was stopped when two Republicans in the assembly switched sides. They alleged unclear language on the bill, but they voted for it originally. I'm thinking bribery
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 30, 2024 07:01 PM (UwmMe)
______
Or someone has pictures.

Posted by: Eeyore at April 30, 2024 07:03 PM (1bNHn)

91 >>> AOC is just a functioning idiot.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 30, 2024 06:53 PM (HGv4O)

A big boob with big boobs
Posted by: It's me donna at April 30, 2024 06:54 PM (Akjoo)

She needs to be America's Mammaries!

Posted by: Drew Barrymore at April 30, 2024 07:03 PM (Y6IkP)

92 Somebody clue me in. Why would the Republicans give a fuck about your stupid menstrual cycle? You are an insignificant low grade dung beetle insect.

--

I think the idea goes something like, if you want to make abortion illegal, you have to make sure people don't miscarry because that could be abortion so you have to know their menstrual cycle to ensure that doesn't happen.

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at April 30, 2024 07:04 PM (t1FBO)

93 I think that's supposed to be a "Trump will ban abortions federally" false narrative.
Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 30, 2024 07:00 PM (vtyCZ)

No it's a translation of Trump (or any Republican) wants to "let states decide". Which is what he said. The menstrual stuff is how the DNC responded.

What it really means "know how old the baby you are killing is" but if Democrats say that, their idiot women might think twice, and no one can have that.

This is what you get from Democrats for "compromising" on abortion btw.

Posted by: ... at April 30, 2024 07:05 PM (lX8VI)

94 Next to the dictionary definition of 'whipped' is a pic of AOC's boyfriend.

Posted by: gp Will Choose His Next Words Very Carefully at April 30, 2024 07:05 PM (MvF+J)

95 Jailing Trump has to happen as cover for something else, perhaps to distract the NPC's from a campus clean up

Posted by: Jamaica at April 30, 2024 07:05 PM (IG7T0)

96 How in the world does a HS guy wrestle with a girl? At that age, just being across the room from one makes you hard.

Posted by: Eeyore at April 30, 2024 07:06 PM (1bNHn)

97 "60 47 Sock Monkey well you know they want to, do they have the backing to do it?
Posted by: Skip
That is the question you would ask yourself if they had anything that resembled a rational brain. Narcissists assume that everyone that matters will agree with them. Consequences aren't something they have considered.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Monkey without a country at April 30, 2024 06:58 PM (3OJZ3)"

& honestly, why should they? there are never any consequences.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 30, 2024 07:06 PM (tQtDb)

98 She kicked ass on every guy she wrestled.

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And this is why it's perfectly fine that these young men are kicking ass against the girls.

They qualified for the position fair and square.

Posted by: William Tecumseh Sherman at April 30, 2024 07:06 PM (9Ct69)

99 13-year-old boy dead, four others wounded after man armed with a sword attacked people in east London community.
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Police say the incident in the east London area of Hainault is not being treated as terror-related.

Police were alerted to the incident by reports of a man driving a vehicle into a house on a residential street, and of people being stabbed at a nearby underground [subway] station. Two police officers were amongst the wounded.

A 36-year-old man was arrested at the scene. Police say they do not believe there is a threat to the wider community.
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Oddly enough, no name etc. information released.

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 30, 2024 07:06 PM (vtyCZ)

100 Had a conversation a while back with my SIL, the deputy PA. Apparently Spokane is a sanctuary city. Something I didn't know. Apparently there has been some conflict because the jail is run by the County Sheriff, who doesn't agree. Haven't heard anything in the news regarding that.

Related to that is the City of Spokane's search for a new police chief. The old one resigned at the end of 23. They won't come out and say it, but they hire from inside the ranks. Apparently the not so publicized front runner is former Seattle Chief, Carmen Best. Yer gonna git what you voted for Spokane. I wouldn't give a tinker's damn, except my kids and grandkids live there.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Monkey without a country at April 30, 2024 07:07 PM (3OJZ3)

101 Read somewhere that the effort to overturn the Kansas governor's veto was stopped when two Republicans in the assembly switched sides. They alleged unclear language on the bill, but they voted for it originally. I'm thinking bribery
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 30, 2024 07:01 PM (UwmMe)

Primary their asses. After the beatings.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 30, 2024 07:07 PM (8zz6B)

102 I think the idea goes something like, if you want to make abortion illegal, you have to make sure people don't miscarry because that could be abortion so you have to know their menstrual cycle to ensure that doesn't happen.

In what fever dreamed up world is a miscarriage an abortion? It is clear to me none of these idiot women have ever suffered one. Using women's suffering to make it legal to kill babies is just beyond the pale.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at April 30, 2024 07:08 PM (sRfrW)

103 ...they won't hire....
Squirrels are on a smoke break.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Monkey without a country at April 30, 2024 07:08 PM (3OJZ3)

104 Or, to cover up importing Hamas refugees into the US

Posted by: Jamaica at April 30, 2024 07:08 PM (IG7T0)

105 Betting line on when Trump gets jailed for contemp? I'll take next Tuesday. Yes Shirley, they are that stupid.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Monkey without a country

I'm betting that Trump keeps pushing the judge in a quest to do just that.

Posted by: Tuna at April 30, 2024 07:08 PM (oaGWv)

106 Are we surrounded by crazy?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 30, 2024 07:08 PM (rJ7Hd)

107 I hope those janitors recognized their captors because payback when this is over should be sweet.

Posted by: Beartooth at April 30, 2024 07:09 PM (XT+5H)

108 106 You're soaking in it.

Posted by: gp Will Choose His Next Words Very Carefully at April 30, 2024 07:09 PM (MvF+J)

109 Now Columbia is threatening to expel students.

You want to really screw them over? Give them a degree from Columbia.

Posted by: t-bird at April 30, 2024 07:09 PM (RwzGD)

110 The only reason I’d want to track that broad’s menstrual cycle is to know when to stay the fuck away from her.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 30, 2024 07:10 PM (u73oe)

111 Beau was in Kosovo after the 1998-1999 Kosovo War, working on behalf of the OSCE to train judges and prosecutors for the local judicial system.[15][16] Wikipedia

Britannica: Jack Smith, From 2008 to 2010 served as a director of investigations for the International Criminal Court (ICC) in The Hague. He returned to the ICC in 2018, as a “specialist prosecutor” of war crimes, crimes against humanity, and genocide committed by or against citizens of Kosovo between 1998 and 2000.

DW: ICC 30 years after Yugoslavia: From Milosevic to Putin, 05/25/2023
The Russian president has a warrant out for his arrest issued by the International Criminal Court in The Hague. The groundwork for this was laid by the special tribunals for Rwanda and the former Yugoslavia.

FP, 03/15/22: America’s ICC Animus Gets Tested by Putin’s Alleged War Crimes
But in recent weeks, officials from U.S. President Joe Biden’s administration have been openly encouraging investigations, including by the ICC, into reports of atrocities by Russian forces in Ukraine-even though Russia, like the United States, is also not a signatory to the 1998 Rome Statute, the treaty that established the global criminal court.

Planned

Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at April 30, 2024 07:10 PM (NFX2v)

112 96 How in the world does a HS guy wrestle with a girl? At that age, just being across the room from one makes you hard.
Posted by: Eeyore at April 30, 2024 07:06 PM (1bNHn)

Lifting takedown would probably ruin a guy.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at April 30, 2024 07:10 PM (sRfrW)

113 The solution seems to be just have gender neutral sports. May the best person win.

Posted by: fd at April 30, 2024 07:10 PM (vFG9F)

114 I'm going to start identifying as Lenape, and demand my stolen land back. Including the part Columbia is built on.

Did you know that Lenape spelled backwards is Epanel?

Posted by: Archimedes at April 30, 2024 07:10 PM (CsUN+)

115 Titty-caca and AGW.
Hmm, I guess you don't know Geography. Why are people from similar latitudes in the Southern Hemisphere coming here? Whether you're at 30°N or 30°S the effects of so-called 'AGW' would be comparable.

Posted by: Ciampino - Update #37 at April 30, 2024 07:10 PM (qfLjt)

116 Picture Megatron from Transformers reading Netanyahu statement and it makes it even better.

Posted by: ashamed this is where my head went at April 30, 2024 07:10 PM (kkA7c)

117 Melanie D'Arrigo
@DarrigoMelanie

Donald Trump wants states to track your menstrual cycle, and Republicans think that ISN'T a violation of your rights.

Blow me Melanie. You are too stupid to be a.representative. Oh.. Wait.
AOC.
Nevermind. But you can still blow me.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 30, 2024 07:11 PM (W/lyH)

118 If your hair is green and you listen to Taylor Swift, you really need to reevaluate your life choices.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 30, 2024 07:11 PM (mzM2O)

119 I figured sooner or later the Muslim loving Barky's minions would br bringing in more Muslims
And professional terrorists to boot

Posted by: Skip at April 30, 2024 07:11 PM (fwDg9)

120 *rubs temples*

This shit almost makes me believe in eugenics. Or at least pray for a mass extinction event. Jeebus.

Posted by: SMOD deliver us at April 30, 2024 07:11 PM (Wc83a)

121 The International Criminal Court is writing up international arrest warrants for

How, exactly, do these pretentious fckwits plan to enforce any such orders?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 30, 2024 06:41 PM (llON

I believe they're counting on a Citizen's Arrest by Purple-Haired Freaks of Indeterminant Gender.

Posted by: naturalfake at April 30, 2024 07:11 PM (eDfFs)

122 How in the world does a HS guy wrestle with a girl? At that age, just being across the room from one makes you hard.
Posted by: Eeyore at April 30, 2024 07:06 PM (1bNHn)

Lifting takedown would probably ruin a guy.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at April 30, 2024 07:10 PM (sRfrW)
***

But the dreaded pretzel move may get you a date for Prom.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 30, 2024 07:13 PM (W/lyH)

123 >>> I think that's supposed to be a "Trump will ban abortions federally" false narrative.
Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 30, 2024 07:00 PM (vtyCZ)

Remember the whole preformative bitching over Romney banning feminine hygiene and them wearing tampon earings? Somewhere around the binders of women timeframe. Milquetoast f'ing Rombley. Shrieking harpies that squawk on command and then shut up when told.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 30, 2024 07:13 PM (Y6IkP)

124 Why post that video of mnw at the end? That's not very nice..

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at April 30, 2024 07:13 PM (HoPiR)

125 Oddly enough, no name etc. information released.
Posted by: andycanuck

video of the arrest if you're so inclined:
twitter.com/CitizenFreePres/status/1785381649640825318

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 30, 2024 07:13 PM (IG4Id)

126 And stop banning abortion.

Just levy an ever-increasing tax for each day past 15 weeks.
On both killers.

So, say at 18 weeks, it's a $10,000 tax on the former mother.
And $10,000 on the abortion clinic.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 30, 2024 07:13 PM (yikga)

127 The ICC stuff is real. They are working on the test case now. We could start a dead pool on who their victim is

Posted by: Jamaica at April 30, 2024 07:14 PM (IG7T0)

128 59 It will be interesting to see how this all interleaves with Pride Month, which is coming up...
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes

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Seriously, conservatives should dress up as palis and infiltrate, and then throw an effigy of a gay person off a building.
That would be a statement.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at April 30, 2024 07:15 PM (uwPwO)

129 There was a link put up downstairs a couple threads ago of 37 women who destroyed their looks going woke

Posted by: Skip at April 30, 2024 07:15 PM (fwDg9)

130 126 And stop banning abortion.

Just levy an ever-increasing tax for each day past 15 weeks.
On both killers.

So, say at 18 weeks, it's a $10,000 tax on the former mother.
And $10,000 on the abortion clinic.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 30, 2024 07:13 PM (yikga)

Taxation as a weapon. What a novel idea.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 30, 2024 07:16 PM (mzM2O)

131 It will be interesting to see how this all interleaves with Pride Month, which is coming up...

Isn't it always?

Posted by: Archimedes at April 30, 2024 07:16 PM (CsUN+)

132 Taxation as a weapon. What a novel idea.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 30, 2024 07:16 PM (mzM2O)

Oh my!

Posted by: John Roberts at April 30, 2024 07:16 PM (PiwSw)

133 Guns have more of a right to privacy than women.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

Women who want the same rights as a gun

Wants to be locked up when not in use
Banned from airplanes
Banned from schools
Banned from polling places
Banned from government buildings
Kept away from felons
Businesses can post “No Women” signs
Banned completely from NYC, DC & Chicago;
Severely restricted in CA and Hawaii
Not allowed anywhere alcohol is consumed
Carrying a woman will require a permit
Can’t be carried openly
Will be prohibited from having certain popular cosmetic accessories

Posted by: rickb223 at April 30, 2024 07:17 PM (HGv4O)

134 Or you could eliminate all competitive sport from schools altogether, and fire all the washed-up jock "coaches". Just have physical education "play periods" where they play scrub baseball, and other games where no score is kept.

If kids want to learn formal sports, after-school leagues will be available, if they pony up the dollars.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 30, 2024 07:17 PM (8zz6B)

135 118 If your hair is green and you listen to Taylor Swift, you really need to reevaluate your life choices.

Scary to think that she has the same auto insurance rate as you and me, plus she votes.

Posted by: Archer at April 30, 2024 07:17 PM (rskKm)

136 I hope those janitors recognized their captors because payback when this is over should be sweet.
Posted by: Beartooth at April 30, 2024 07:09 PM (XT+5H)

Concur.
I worked with a janitor in college who was with the 101st. Wounded at Bastogne. Hell of a guy. All 5'7" of him. He'd of not hesitated to shove a broom up the ass of the first protester to say he couldn't go anywhere.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 30, 2024 07:17 PM (W/lyH)

137 The US state department has found five units of the Israeli military responsible for gross violations of human rights in individual incidents, but says they will continue to receive US military backing.

All the incidents involved took place outside of Gaza before the current war.

Israel took corrective action in four units, giving “additional information” on the fifth, the department says.

This means all the units remain eligible for US military assistance.

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 30, 2024 07:17 PM (vtyCZ)

138 This court has no authority over the State of Israel. The possibility that he will issue arrest warrants for war crimes against IDF commanders and state leaders, this possibility is a scandal on a historical scale.

Two can play that game. So why doesn't our side return fire? Indict each of the Intercommunist Court judges. Issue extradition orders.
For the love of Mike, why hasn't a single state AG indicted Biden for the border mess he has intentionally inflicted on us?

Posted by: Ex GOP at April 30, 2024 07:17 PM (GpUII)

139 I hope the IDF turns Rafah into a rubbled wasteland. Fuck Hamas, fuck these little Stalinists seizing college campuses and most of all, fuck Joe Biden and his administration!

GO ISRAEL! END THESE ASSHOLES HOLED UP IN RAFAH!

Posted by: Tracy at April 30, 2024 07:18 PM (tM6bM)

140 Bibi was too wordy with his response.
Kinda whiny.

He should have just said:
The Nazis had plenty of courts who ordered the arrest of Jews.
Same song, different verse now.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 30, 2024 07:18 PM (yikga)

141 The International Criminal Court is writing up international arrest warrants for

How, exactly, do these pretentious fckwits plan to enforce any such orders?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket

I believe they're counting on a Citizen's Arrest by Purple-Haired Freaks of Indeterminant Gender.
Posted by: naturalfake

Mossad is sitting in the corner laughing.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 30, 2024 07:19 PM (HGv4O)

142 The crying swiftie looked like Ben Stiller after he walked out on Mary.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at April 30, 2024 07:19 PM (Dm8we)

143 96 How in the world does a HS guy wrestle with a girl? At that age, just being across the room from one makes you hard.

Posted by: Eeyore at April 30, 2024 07:06 PM (1bNHn)

Think about Baseball.

Posted by: Reforger at April 30, 2024 07:20 PM (B705c)

144 When the Green Hair is dead, Magua will eat her heart. Before she dies, Magua will put her children under the knife, so the Green Hair will know her seed is wiped out forever.

Posted by: Magua at April 30, 2024 07:20 PM (Yrqhw)

145 Bibi's words and the current deal don't match.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 30, 2024 07:20 PM (nOwFe)

146 123 >>> I think that's supposed to be a "Trump will ban abortions federally" false narrative.
Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 30, 2024 07:00 PM (vtyCZ)

Remember the whole preformative bitching over Romney banning feminine hygiene and them wearing tampon earings? Somewhere around the binders of women timeframe. Milquetoast f'ing Rombley. Shrieking harpies that squawk on command and then shut up when told.
Posted by: banana Dream at April 30, 2024 07:13 PM (Y6IkP)
_______
And Georgina Stephanie asked Romney about banning contraception? A Mormon can clearly be suspect of being the Pope's Pawn.

Posted by: Eeyore at April 30, 2024 07:21 PM (1bNHn)

147 I wrestled as a sophomore before I gave up sports and school in general for my JD career. We sent 6 wrestlers to state including my older brother. 190lb won state. Absolute animal. I can't imagine any of those guys wrestling a girl. They would have taken it as an insult and obliterated her.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Monkey without a country at April 30, 2024 07:21 PM (3OJZ3)

148 How in the world does a HS guy wrestle with a girl? At that age, just being across the room from one makes you hard.

Posted by: Eeyore at April 30, 2024 07:06 PM (1bNHn)

Think about Baseball.
Posted by: Reforger

It doesn't work.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 30, 2024 07:21 PM (HGv4O)

149 My heart breaks for the girls being tossed out of their school sports, But they have no shot beating a boy anyway.
So it's a Catch 22, lose or lose

Posted by: Skip at April 30, 2024 07:22 PM (fwDg9)

150 I saw the Crying Swifties open up for The Die Alone While the Cats Eat My Faces back in '99.

Posted by: ... at April 30, 2024 07:22 PM (lX8VI)

151 #125 White guy with a katana so probably 'just' nuts. According to Wiki it's a mainly-white mainly-Christian suburb.

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 30, 2024 07:22 PM (vtyCZ)

152 The International Criminal Court is writing up international arrest warrants for

Hey Judge! Look here! A package for you! You've won a new free cell phone!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at April 30, 2024 07:23 PM (W/lyH)

153 Donal Trump is goig to rule from a throne of confiscated contraceptivws in Bergdorf's where he will insist on the right of prima nocta.

Posted by: Nitwit on Internet Who Desperately Needs Someone, Anyone to be Interested in Her Nethers at April 30, 2024 07:23 PM (Yrqhw)

154 145 Bibi's words and the current deal don't match.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 30, 2024 07:20 PM
--------------

What's the current deal, Ben Had?

Posted by: olddog in mo at April 30, 2024 07:23 PM (ju2Fy)

155 Qatar blew Blinken off and refused to put a hold on the bank accounts of the hamassholes holed up there.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 30, 2024 07:23 PM (nOwFe)

156 Can I make a guess who funds these Marxist International Courts?

Posted by: Skip at April 30, 2024 07:23 PM (fwDg9)

157 150 ....The Die Alone While the Cats Eat My Faces back in '99.
Posted by: ... at April 30, 2024 07:22 PM (lX8VI

I loved their freshman album.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 30, 2024 07:23 PM (mzM2O)

158 149 Damn the other women in sports who refuse to join them in solidarity. If ladyjocks pulled together, this shit would end tomorrow.

Posted by: gp Will Choose His Next Words Very Carefully at April 30, 2024 07:23 PM (MvF+J)

159 Evil Donald Trump believes in the writ of mens rea. Mens reeeeeeaaaaa!!!

Posted by: ... at April 30, 2024 07:25 PM (lX8VI)

160 The good news is that this tranny bullshit is creating loads and loads of women who will vote conservative!

Lulz. Yeah, I know.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 30, 2024 07:25 PM (mzM2O)

161 From Insty:
So the press conference jihadist is a PhD student named Johannah King-Slutzky (really) and this is what she's working on. Dying. Absolutely dying. Beyond parody. @TheBabylonBee
couldn't top this if they tried.

My dissertation is on fantasies of limitless energy in the transatlantic imagination from 1860-1880. My goal is to write a prehistory of metabolic rift, Marx's term for the disruption of energy circuits caused by industrialization under capitalism. I am particularly interested in theories of the imagination and poetry as interpreted through a Marxian lens in order to update and propose an alternative to historicist ideological critiques of the Romantic imagination. Prior to joining Columbia, I worked as a political strategist for leftist and progressive causes and remain active in the higher education labor movement.

Also, could someone please bring me a bagel with some cream cheese and lox.

I may have added that last bit.

https://tinyurl.com/3mta6zz4

Posted by: Archimedes at April 30, 2024 07:25 PM (CsUN+)

162 67. The Biden administration is considering bringing certain Palestinians to the U.S. as refugees, a move that would offer a permanent safe haven to some of those fleeing war-torn Gaza, according to internal federal government documents obtained by CBS News.
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Statelessness
On Aug. 1, 2023, USCIS published policy manual guidance* that applies to stateless noncitizens in the United States who may be interested in filing, or who have already filed, an immigration application, petition, or request with USCIS.

A stateless person is generally not considered a national by any state under the operation of its laws.

If you would like USCIS to consider your potential statelessness when we evaluate your immigration application, petition, or request, please see the instructions below.

And/or: Department of State: Statelessness
Bureau of Population, Refugees, Statelessness

(Some solutions

Universal birth registration and other forms of civil documentation;
Increasing access to naturalization or citizenship by:
Eliminating discrimination in nationality laws and practice; and Building administrative capacity for civil registry
yada, yada
--
Note date of published USCIS guidance.

Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at April 30, 2024 07:25 PM (NFX2v)

163
Governess? I thought it was Governette. Or Governorina.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 30, 2024 07:25 PM (MoZTd)

164 Perhaps that's becuz they'd be4ced to confront 1 major factor fueling global migr8tion:

My sad and saggy flopping teats. No hands basketball.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at April 30, 2024 07:25 PM (zdLoL)

165

Posted by: Archimedes at April 30, 2024 07:25 PM (CsUN+)

166 @133; bingo, rickb!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 30, 2024 07:27 PM (tQtDb)

167 Posted by: rickb223 at April 30, 2024 07:17 PM (HGv4O)

On the other hand... a 2 week waiting period and Federal Background check before you can own one might be a good thing...

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 30, 2024 07:27 PM (xaFKb)

168 Drool Face Woman needs to be sterilized for the good of humanity and because she is a worthless bint.

Green hair...yikes.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 30, 2024 07:27 PM (R/m4+)

169 olddog, 30 hostages for a 6 week pause, hamas remains the "government" of gaza. Sandrats allowed to moved back into the northern section and Israel pays for reconstruction are the starting points.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 30, 2024 07:28 PM (nOwFe)

170 Posted by: Nitwit on Internet Who Desperately Needs Someone, Anyone to be Interested in Her Nethers at April 30, 2024 07:23 PM (Yrqhw)

You could always try getting on the wrestling team.

Posted by: Reforger at April 30, 2024 07:28 PM (B705c)

171 ICC is checkin' on down the line
Well, I'm a little overweight and my logbook's way behind
But nothin' bothers me tonight
I can dodge all the scales alright
Six days on the road and this Bibi's gonna' blow 'em up tonight

Posted by: Braenyard at April 30, 2024 07:28 PM (lCWOD)

172
On the other hand... a 2 week waiting period and Federal Background check before you can own one might be a good thing...
Posted by: Romeo13

__________

Shouldn't there be a question of who you got your baby from?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 30, 2024 07:28 PM (MoZTd)

173 11 The International Criminal Court is writing up international arrest warrants for

How, exactly, do these pretentious fckwits plan to enforce any such orders?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 30, 2024 06:41 PM (llON

----
Well if any of those Israelis goes to Europe or elsewhere participating, they could get arrested at the airport on arrival.

Posted by: Ciampino - Update #35 at April 30, 2024 07:28 PM (qfLjt)

174 My heart breaks for the girls being tossed out of their school sports,

But they have no shot beating a boy anyway.
So it's a Catch 22, lose or lose
Posted by: Skip

They may not have a shot, but it will stop serious injury.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 30, 2024 07:28 PM (HGv4O)

175 From Insty:
So the press conference jihadist is a PhD student named Johannah King-Slutzky (really) and this is what she's working on. Dying. Absolutely dying. Beyond parody. @TheBabylonBee
couldn't top this if they tried.

Who the Eff would agree to be her faculty advisor fo something so insanely stupid?
Slutzky. Right.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 30, 2024 07:29 PM (W/lyH)

176
Sorry, girls, make way for "girls".

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 30, 2024 07:30 PM (MoZTd)

177 all young women/girls should walk away ... set up private clubs if they have to. But let the NCAA women's sports be all trannie ... in other words, no women's teams at all.

Posted by: illiniwek at April 30, 2024 07:30 PM (Cus5s)

178 On the other hand... a 2 week waiting period and Federal Background check before you can own one might be a good thing...
Posted by: Romeo13

I wish they'd make guns as easy to get as an abortion. Roll into CVS at three in the morning, pick up a gun no questions asked and no forms filled out. (Plan G for Gun)

Posted by: rickb223 at April 30, 2024 07:30 PM (HGv4O)

179 Haniyeh claims if Qatar doesn't support hamas they will move to Jordan.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 30, 2024 07:30 PM (nOwFe)

180 On the other hand... a 2 week waiting period and Federal Background check before you can own one might be a good thing...
Posted by: Romeo13

What about the strip-club loophole?

Posted by: davidt at April 30, 2024 07:31 PM (SYTee)

181 My dissertation is on fantasies of limitless energy in the transatlantic imagination from 1860-1880. My goal is to write a prehistory of metabolic rift, Marx's term for the disruption of energy circuits caused by industrialization under capitalism. I am particularly interested in theories of the imagination and poetry as interpreted through a Marxian lens in order to update and propose an alternative to historicist ideological critiques of the Romantic imagination. Prior to joining Columbia, I worked as a political strategist for leftist and progressive causes and remain active in the higher education labor movement.

Straight out of a Kurt Schlicter Y-chromosome romance novel.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Monkey without a country at April 30, 2024 07:31 PM (3OJZ3)

182 177 Exactly!

Posted by: gp Will Choose His Next Words Very Carefully at April 30, 2024 07:31 PM (MvF+J)

183 Who the Eff would agree to be her faculty advisor fo something so insanely stupid?
Slutzky. Right.

If these people were physicists or chemists, they'd still be arguing that everything is made of earth, water, wind, and fire. Jeebus, Marx was 170 years ago. How long are you going to pretend this is a viable philosophy?

Posted by: Archimedes at April 30, 2024 07:32 PM (CsUN+)

184 The best deal the commie shitweasels offer is the first. After that, every deal gets worse. It's how they operate. They want to make it clear that they are in charge and couldn't care less about you. Compliance is survival.

Posted by: Jamaica at April 30, 2024 07:32 PM (IG7T0)

185 Based on this discussion, maybe there's some common ground: first trimester abortion on demand, but only if performed with a firearm.

Posted by: Let The Healing Begin at April 30, 2024 07:32 PM (Yrqhw)

186 >>> Donald Trump wants states to track your menstrual cycle, and Republicans think that ISN'T a violation of your rights.

That would be ObamaCare.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 30, 2024 07:33 PM (cOq4q)

187 Would the schools lose title IX funding if the girls said screw you we ain't playing?

Posted by: Ben Had at April 30, 2024 07:33 PM (nOwFe)

188 So what is the penalty if the 8th grade girl wrestler, after shaking hands at the start of the match, kicks the other girl in the nuts?

Posted by: Diogenes at April 30, 2024 07:33 PM (W/lyH)

189 Well if any of those Israelis goes to Europe or elsewhere participating, they could get arrested at the airport on arrival.
Posted by: Ciampino

You really think some European LE have the chutzpah to take on an Israeli security team?

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Monkey without a country at April 30, 2024 07:34 PM (3OJZ3)

190 nood

Posted by: gp Will Choose His Next Words Very Carefully at April 30, 2024 07:34 PM (MvF+J)

191 Legal Insurrection

AstraZeneca says their Wuhan Flu shot could cause a "blood clotting side effect."

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 30, 2024 07:34 PM (8iVbU)

192 House Speaker Kicks Pierre Poilievre Out Of Commons For Calling Wacko Trudeau A Wacko

Speaker Greg Fergus kicked Conservative Leader Pierre Poilievre out of the House of Commons during question period today.

All Conservative MPs have left the chamber in protest after Fergus gave Poilievre multiple chances to withdraw comments calling Prime Minister Justin Trudeau a “wacko.”

Poilievre said he would replace the word with “radical,” then that he would “simply withdraw and replace” the language with the term “extremist.”

Justin Trudeau's Ego @Trudeaus_Ego
I've just been told that #wacko is trending on X.

This is a direct assault on my dictatorship.

That's why I'm using #BillC63 to arrest anyone who's using this hashtag, and will lock them down in their houses, freeze their bank accounts, and trample them with horses.

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 30, 2024 07:34 PM (vtyCZ)

193 Bibi can't ever go back to the UN in NY.

Shame.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 30, 2024 07:35 PM (mzM2O)

194 Hmm. Johannah King-Slutzky....

Actually, the meta-narrative stochasticity of the emergent pre-post-Industrialist dialectic implies a Marxian praxis that would find fuller expression in the later transformative praxis approaches endemic, but not limited to, most moribund late-term capitalist states...

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at April 30, 2024 07:36 PM (PiwSw)

195 >>>Universal birth registration and other forms of civil documentation;
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Ultra-Right-Wingnuts begin custom of undocumented at home birth.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 30, 2024 07:36 PM (lCWOD)

196 Oh poop.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at April 30, 2024 07:36 PM (PiwSw)

197
Marx was 170 years ago. How long are you going to pretend this is a viable philosophy?
Posted by: Archimedes at April 30, 2024 07:32 PM (CsUN+)

________

Marxism is supposed to be "scientific". But it's failed exactly the same way everywhere it's been tried around the world. Any scientist would say at this point that the hypothesis is wrong and should be discarded. But here we are.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 30, 2024 07:36 PM (MoZTd)

198 So what is the penalty if the 8th grade girl wrestler, after shaking hands at the start of the match, kicks the other girl in the nuts?
Posted by: Diogenes at April 30, 2024 07:33 PM (W/lyH)

Get "her" into the showers, and let the squad hang a beating on "her" in there, where there are no cameras.

"Clumsy bint kept stepping on the soap."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 30, 2024 07:37 PM (8zz6B)

199 Netanyahu broken hearted he will never be able to visit the Hague.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 30, 2024 07:38 PM (lCWOD)

200
Marxism is supposed to be "scientific"

So was Phrenology.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Monkey without a country at April 30, 2024 07:40 PM (3OJZ3)

201 @178, now yer talkin' rickb!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 30, 2024 07:40 PM (tQtDb)

202
Why the blubbering?

Was that car with Queenie Greenie about to be loaded into a compactor? 'Cause that would really give her something to bawl about.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 30, 2024 07:41 PM (xG4kz)

203
Actually, the meta-narrative stochasticity of the emergent pre-post-Industrialist dialectic implies a Marxian praxis that would find fuller expression in the later transformative praxis approaches endemic, but not limited to, most moribund late-term capitalist states...

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper

See, that's the kind of babble that causes one's eyes to glaze over and one's mind to begin to fade out until self-preservation kicks in and you tell the speaker, "Oh, do shut up already."

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 30, 2024 07:45 PM (xG4kz)

204
President Clinton, Statement on Signature of the International Criminal Court Treaty, Washington, DC, December 31, 2000

"The United States is today signing the 1998 Rome Treaty on the International Criminal Court. In taking this action, we join more than 130 other countries that have signed by the December 31, 2000 deadline established in the Treaty. We do so to reaffirm our strong support for international accountability and for bringing to justice perpetrators of genocide, war crimes, and crimes against humanity. We do so as well because we wish to remain engaged in making the ICC an instrument of impartial and effective justice in the years to come."
...

"Signature will enhance our ability to further protect U.S. officials from unfounded charges and to achieve the human rights and accountability objectives of the ICC. In fact, in negotiations following the Rome Conference, we have worked effectively to develop procedures that limit the likelihood of politicized prosecutions. For example, U.S. civilian and military negotiators helped to ensure greater precision in the definitions of crimes within the Court's jurisdiction."

Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at April 30, 2024 07:49 PM (NFX2v)

205 That's not what they claim in their political asylum hearings. In those hearings, they claim they're being "politically repressed." Are you saying they're all lying, AOC?

Unless they've been coached, "Climate Change" will not be on the top 10 or top 20 reasons why immigrants of the legal and illegal persuasion come into the US if they're honesty asked.
#1: Economic (legal, illegal, & Gov't income opportunities)
Lower on the list:

more Freedom
Freedom from persecution (political, religious, sexual orientation) ::: boy, are they wrong these days :::

sent to Infiltrate the US by other Gov'ts/Terrorist organizations
::: China, Iran, and ME terrorist organization hav ented the chat :::

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 30, 2024 08:02 PM (ynpvh)

206 183

If these people were physicists or chemists, they'd still be arguing that everything is made of earth, water, wind, and fire.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 30, 2024 07:32 PM (CsUN+)
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Today that would be gluten-free earth.

Posted by: Ciampino - Update #38 at April 30, 2024 08:02 PM (qfLjt)

207 206 183

If these people were physicists or chemists, they'd still be arguing that everything is made of earth, water, wind, and fire.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 30, 2024 07:32 PM (CsUN+)
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Today that would be gluten-free earth.

Posted by: Ciampino - Update #38 at April 30, 2024 08:02 PM (qfLjt)

And carbon-free fire.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 30, 2024 08:06 PM (ynpvh)

208 Oh, and the Stinky Colonizers also took janitors hostage when they took over a building.

LOL, yes, this is EXACTLY what they are: Colonizers. By their own logic, Colombia should be able to do more than just expel them, but treat them like they want the Jews treated.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 30, 2024 08:08 PM (ynpvh)

209
Women who want the same rights as a gun

Wants to be locked up when not in use
Banned from airplanes
Banned from schools
Banned from polling places
Banned from government buildings
Kept away from felons
Businesses can post “No Women” signs
Banned completely from NYC, DC & Chicago;
Severely restricted in CA and Hawaii
Not allowed anywhere alcohol is consumed
Carrying a woman will require a permit
Can’t be carried openly
Will be prohibited from having certain popular cosmetic accessories
Posted by: rickb223 at April 30, 2024 07:17 PM (HGv4O)

Must be disassembled and locked in the trunk while driving through certain states.

Posted by: Like my women how I like my guns at April 30, 2024 08:11 PM (Wc83a)

210 The International Criminal Court is writing up international arrest warrants for
How, exactly, do these pretentious fckwits plan to enforce any such orders?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket
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And if they did try to arrest, by force, any Isreali official, it would either be an act of piracy or war, in which case IDF forces could attack the ICC.

The idiots in the Hague haven't thought this through.

Posted by: buddhaha at April 30, 2024 08:14 PM (PmfYF)

211 same rights as a gun
Not allowed anywhere alcohol is consumed
Can’t be carried openly

Difference between round falling out of the barrel
and blowing up the action is about .05 of an inch

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at April 30, 2024 08:15 PM (zdLoL)

212 And if they did try to arrest, by force, any Isreali official, it would either be an act of piracy or war, in which case IDF forces could attack the ICC.

The idiots in the Hague haven't thought this through.
Posted by: buddhaha at April 30, 2024 08:14 PM (PmfYF)
==
Yeah - they haven't. I guess they didn't get the memo that things on the ground in Israel have changed a bit. My guess is that there would very quickly be a bunch of dead guards, and maybe a judge or two.

Posted by: Black JEM at April 30, 2024 08:31 PM (UVyKP)

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