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Remember when The Onion used to be funny?

Me neither. But last week, I noted that The Onion, which had stopped being funny before most liberals stopped being funny, had been purchased out of bankruptcy by some gang of idiots calling themselves, ahem, "Global Tetrahedron."

Fuck you, Global Tetrahedron. How dare you call yourselves that. It's so gay.

Well, it gets worse -- America's Top Cancellation and Deplatforming Officer, Ben Collins, left NBC a little while ago. He's the most prominent censor working in the media.

Well, I guess Taylor Lorenz is. But he's a close second.

Apparently he's born into money -- all of these media people are -- because he's one of the people who got the funding to buy The Onion, and he says he'll be able to continue paying every single employee.

So I guess he just dialed up Daddy's Golf Friends for a Few Courtesy Millions of Dollars.

There is a bit of good news in Ben Collins' purchase of The Onion and his decision to run the website: he will no longer be claiming to be a "journalist."
His work has always been a form of unintentional satire, although it was never funny. And, unfortunately, The Onion hasn't been funny for years, so he is a perfect fit for the job of CEO.

I don't know if he did this himself, but all of the "Disinformation Experts" Ben Collins works with are fond of subjecting The Babylon Bee to "fact-checks" for its humorous material.

Will he be fact-checking The Onion or nah?

Nah, right?

Lefties have an excuse for their rotten children protesting in support of terrorist murderers in their expensive private colleges -- it's just fall-out from covid. You really can't blame the poor dears.

[quoting the Murdoch-owned NY Post:]
Blame it on Covid.
Campus protesters roiling colleges across the nation are part of a generation shaped by the pandemic, who grew up isolated and angered by school shut-downs and social distancing and are desperate to find a connection, community and a voice, experts told The Post.
The pro-Palestinian cause allows discontented youth to express "long-withheld rage," said forensic psychiatrist Carole Lieberman. It gives them an "opportunity to identify with the 'oppressed' against 'oppressors.'"
These kids are susceptible to propaganda.
Dr. Lieberman was at least willing to admit that the majority of these students "don't have a full understanding of the movement they've aligned themselves with." She also agreed that there is too much ignorance about what the slogans they are chanting actually mean. But underlying all of that, these young people are mostly looking to find some sort of group or community where they can belong.

Now pay all of their college debt, peons.

Politico: The "far-right" is pursuing a "natalist" agenda, meaning... they like babies and believe there should be more of them.

Have you ever heard of such a far-right Nazi doctrine as "children are good"?

The Anti-Human-Life campaigners want humanity to stop reproducing and the human line to die out. They are anti-natalist -- anti-childbirth, pro-human-extinction.

But they'll never admit that. They'll continue attacking anyone who points out something like, "Say, our entire social welfare ponzi scheme relies completely on an expanding population base to fund it, and if the population continues cracking, there is going to be massive social unrest, rioting, and even revolution."

Or simply: "Babies are good and people should have families instead of being genetic dead-ends."

But if you point out that being against "natalism" makes them "anti-natalist" by definition, they'll call you a liar and claim you're peddling "disinformation" and defamation.

The media is claiming Republicans are "seizing" and "pouncing on" the shows of open anti-semitism left-controlled college campuses, and David Strom wants to know: Aren't all people supposed to "seize on" open Hitlerism?

I guess not! I guess you're supposed to ask, along with Lenin, "Who? Whom?" before condemning the action. Who is doing the act, and whom are they doing it to?

A long time ago, a commentator noticed that the European left was always decrying that authoritarianism was always "descending on the US." But he couldn't help but noticing that authoritarianism was always actually erupting in Europe, and on the left, to boot. "Authoritarianism is always descending upon America," he remarked, "but landing in Europe."

Likewise, antisemitism is always descending on the American right... but landing right smack in the middle of the left's most prestigious institutions.

And no one says anything, because you don't want to be perceived as a (gasp) counter-revolutionary.

A New York District Attorney refused to pull over her car when a cop car asked her to stop for a speeding citation. She says she continued driving all the way home because she didn't feel like stopping, and believes the cop should just let her slide because she works for the government.

Gee I wonder what f***ing party she belongs to.

No don't tell me -- like John Cleese in the Cheese Shop Sketch, I'm keen to guess.

New York District Attorney Sandra Doorley, who prosecutes people in her county, readily admitted she didn't care that she was breaking the law.
She was driving 20 miles over the speed limit on a local street, and when a cop tried to pull her over, she refused to do so. He followed her to her home and she was incensed.

She gave the cop hell and called up

[DA:] You know what I've been dealing with all day? Three murders in the city. And do you think I really care if I was going 20 miles over the speed limit?
POLICEMAN: I'm just doing my job. If you pulled, if you pulled over when you saw my lights, which obviously you did.
[DA:] I thought you were going somewhere else because I thought no one would ever pull a black SUV if you ran my plate.
POLICEMAN I didn't run your plate, I just called your plate out. And then I'm following you because you're not stopping.
...
POLICEMAN: Okay, so why didn't you just stop like you're supposed to?
[DA:] Because I didn't feel like stopping on Phillips Road at 5. 30.
POLICEMAN: That's not your choice. You know that.
[D.A:] Well, I made it my choice. Okay

She called the county chief of police to intimidate the cop. He did not back down.

NEW: New York District Attorney Sandra Doorley runs from the police after an officer tried pulling her over, says she should get special treatment because she is the DA.

This is what you call a Corrupt Karen.

Doorley said she "didn't feel like stopping" because she was… pic.twitter.com/bQnFlS68Q1
— Collin Rugg (@CollinRugg) April 27, 2024

Collin Rugg
@CollinRugg
NEW: New York District Attorney Sandra Doorley runs from the police after an officer tried pulling her over, says she should get special treatment because she is the DA.
This is what you call a Corrupt Karen.
Doorley said she "didn't feel like stopping" because she was "stressed" with murder cases.
The Corrupt Karen was driving 55 mph in a 35 mph zone and didn't pull over when police tried stopping her.
The DA went all the way to her home and called the police chief when the officer confronted her.
She tried arguing that she shouldn't be pulled over because she was driving a "black SUV."
The Monroe County DA later apologized for the incident but said she has "dedicated my entire 33-year career to the safety of this community."
Someone who thinks like this should not hold this power.

After fleeing a traffic stop, brow-beating a cop, and then calling his superior officer to force him to let her off the hook, she was finally forced to pay the ticket.

You know -- like a Little Person.

She then released a statement praising herself for her respect for and strict adherence to the law.

She issued this statement only because her insufferable-c*nt performance on the bodycam went viral.

Doorley said she pleaded guilty by 1 p.m. Tuesday and "sent the ticket to the Webster Town Court because I believe in accepting responsibility for my actions and had no intention of using my position to receive a benefit."

No shit, really!??! Thank you, Science!

But there's a little more to that headline (from the Telegraph, paywalled).

Some scientists had claimed recently that T rexes were as intelligent as... baboons, and these guys say "Nuh-uh, stupid."

Two University of Alberta neurobiologists have joined an international team of scientists to refute a 2023 study claiming Tyrannosaurus rex were as smart as primates.
The team, which includes research associate Cristian Gutierrez-Ibanez and Doug Wylie, a neuroscience professor, with the U of A's department of biological sciences, have published new findings refuting a 2023 study that claimed dinosaurs like the T. Rex may have been as smart as baboons and could share knowledge and tool use.

"There were a lot of people who thought the record needed to be set straight," Gutierrez-Ibanez said in a Monday news release. "Particularly because it did make it into the press. You end up with this popular idea that T. Rex was super smart and could use tools and have culture and you go, 'whoa.'"

Artist's conception

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 06:30 PM

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1 Whew!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 29, 2024 06:38 PM (u73oe)

2 We're back, baby!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at April 29, 2024 06:38 PM (tT6L1)

3 OK I didn't break the blog.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 29, 2024 06:38 PM (QNSds)

4 I alerted the others that the world was not ending.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 29, 2024 06:38 PM (u73oe)

5 It's fixed

Posted by: Skip at April 29, 2024 06:38 PM (fwDg9)

6 I'm skeered.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 29, 2024 06:39 PM (aD39U)

7 It's good when Ace does that.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 29, 2024 06:40 PM (aD39U)

8 You know who would still be running the world if they had opposable thumbs? That's right..

Posted by: The Dinosaurs at April 29, 2024 06:41 PM (aD39U)

9 Roman Dodecahedron > Global Tetrahedron
https://tinyurl.com/3edu3495

Posted by: gp's Got Nuthin at April 29, 2024 06:41 PM (MvF+J)

10 The Anti-Human-Life campaigners want humanity to stop reproducing and the human line to die out.

Most of them just want the West to kill itself. It's still neo-marxism.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 29, 2024 06:42 PM (IG4Id)

11 I had white screen..

Posted by: It's me donna at April 29, 2024 06:42 PM (Akjoo)

12 fixed !

Posted by: runner at April 29, 2024 06:42 PM (V13WU)

13 Spuds own goal, 1-0 Arsenal

Posted by: Jamaica at April 29, 2024 06:43 PM (IG7T0)

14 Jews are an easy target - the numbers you know.

Posted by: runner at April 29, 2024 06:43 PM (V13WU)

15 "Some scientists had claimed recently that T rexes were as intelligent as... baboons"

So, smarter than most of Congress then.

Posted by: fd at April 29, 2024 06:43 PM (vFG9F)

16 I thought maybe Ace shut it down because of arguments or something

Posted by: It's me donna at April 29, 2024 06:43 PM (Akjoo)

17 The DA clip was on Bad Blue, it's a gem to see

Posted by: Skip at April 29, 2024 06:44 PM (fwDg9)

18 Lol.

Three murders?

Good God, woman, you better find out who did it quick so you can fill out their "fuck it just go whatever" forms in a timely fashion!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 29, 2024 06:44 PM (+yhUM)

19 "I thought maybe Ace shut it down because of arguments or something
Posted by: It's me donna "

Then we get sloths.

Posted by: fd at April 29, 2024 06:44 PM (vFG9F)

20 As evil as Ilhan Omar is, at least she's cute, her daughter on the other hand hit every branch on the ugly trick when the coocoo pushed her out of the nest.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 29, 2024 06:44 PM (XV/Pl)

21 I doubt that T-Rex's actually fought alongside humans whilst carry MG-42's.

Gonna toss the B$ flag on that.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 29, 2024 06:45 PM (QNSds)

22 Gee I wonder what f***ing party she belongs to.
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Doorley is actually a Republican. She was first elected as a D, but switched.

I'm a little nervous about the fact this has been covered up by right wing sites. There are many leftist tactics I think we should emulate. But this isn't one of them.

Posted by: Eeyore at April 29, 2024 06:45 PM (1bNHn)

23 Fuck you, Global Tetrahedron. How dare you call yourselves that. It's so gay.
.......

Well, they are all a bunch of fags so...

Posted by: wth at April 29, 2024 06:45 PM (v0R5T)

24 We're intelligent because we climbed down out of the trees. T-rex fell out because little baby arms.

Posted by: DaveA at April 29, 2024 06:45 PM (FhXTo)

25 The phony Covid panic lasted three, maybe four years, except for the nostalgia crowd. Nobody "grew up" or "Came of Age" in three years. Some people didn't grow up in 29 years.

People you'll meet in my end of town sometimes start to say "I grew up in...[my little city]." I tell them "Stop right there. Nobody ever grew up in [my little city]. Works every time.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at April 29, 2024 06:45 PM (zdLoL)

26 Ahem

“The dark night of fascism is always descending in the United States and yet lands only in Europe.”

Posted by: Tom Wolf at April 29, 2024 06:45 PM (aD39U)

27 >>A long time ago, a commentator noticed that the European left was always decrying that authoritarianism was always "descending on the US."

I remember when Tom said that. He used to comment under the name Tom Wolfe.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 29, 2024 06:45 PM (LkLld)

28 Glad to see they are not gonna re-try that AZ rancher who may or may not have shot an illegal on his property. Of course Garland could still bring some sort of phony civil rights charges

Posted by: It's me donna at April 29, 2024 06:46 PM (Akjoo)

29 I spent too much time on my ignorant, but lengthy, comment to leave it willowed.

242 Classification is meaningless when it comes to a President, he is the unitary executive, all documents created in the government are created for his benefit, classification is that others can see the documents meant for the President.
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As president, I would declassify every document ever produced by the CIA from inception up to 25 years ago. 25 years of secrecy should be sufficient. Then declassify every document that relates to domestic activites from inception up to yesterday. Since CIA doesn't operate domestically, there will be no documents, right? Ha.

For FBI, I think 25 years is too much, maybe only 10 years.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 29, 2024 06:46 PM (2iKMg)

30 T-Rex was always just pissed that he couldn't squeeze one off.

Posted by: wth at April 29, 2024 06:46 PM (v0R5T)

31 I doubt that T-Rex's actually fought alongside humans whilst carry MG-42's.

Gonna toss the B$ flag on that.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 29, 2024 06:45 PM (QNSds)

Yep. They only carried MG08s.

Posted by: Tom Wolf at April 29, 2024 06:46 PM (aD39U)

32 Anti Semitism is the most common genocide, everybody it seems hates the Jews. Once you wet your hands with this easy genocide,the rest become more emotionally acceptable.

Posted by: Jamaica at April 29, 2024 06:46 PM (IG7T0)

33 >As evil as Ilhan Omar is, at least she's cute, her daughter on the other hand
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I've seen this comment before
are you into her

Posted by: Don Black at April 29, 2024 06:46 PM (/7KEl)

34 33 She's got an innocent-looking babyface.

Posted by: gp's Got Nuthin at April 29, 2024 06:47 PM (MvF+J)

35 Spuds own goal, 1-0 Arsenal
Last year Arsenal would have dropped points. Toughened up a bit.

Posted by: SonnyD at April 29, 2024 06:47 PM (aA6YN)

36 >As evil as Ilhan Omar is, at least she's cute, her daughter on the other hand

She takes after her Father/Uncle

Posted by: It's me donna at April 29, 2024 06:47 PM (Akjoo)

37 wow
this is f***ed up:

CHARLOTTE, N.C. — Three U.S. Marshals were killed, and five officers were wounded after a suspect opened fire on them as a U.S. Marshals Task Force was serving a warrant in Charlotte, North Carolina

Posted by: Don Black at April 29, 2024 06:47 PM (/7KEl)

38 Now lets tune into the Oval Office.............

Biden's Grand Daughter: Grand Pa I love taking showers with you but I have a question

Biden: What is it my little sweet cheeks ???

Biden's Grand Daughter: I saw some pictures on the internet of other guys and their packages. And I was wondering why yours looks like a Moldy Shribbled Pickle and much smaller. Basically yours is much smaller and kinda looks like a penis ? Why is that Grandpa Joey ???

Posted by: CNN Breaking News at April 29, 2024 06:48 PM (rcLES)

39 You know who would still be running the world if they had opposable thumbs?

Wild turkeys, that's who. Thought you'd have heard by now.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at April 29, 2024 06:48 PM (zdLoL)

40 No accounting for taste. Baby crocodiles are cute too.

Posted by: fd at April 29, 2024 06:48 PM (vFG9F)

41 Two University of Alberta neurobiologists have joined an international team of scientists to refute a 2023 study claiming Tyrannosaurus rex were as smart as primates.
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But you can't refute studies. They're made by experts.

You are attacking the science.

Posted by: Eeyore at April 29, 2024 06:49 PM (1bNHn)

42 I thought no one would ever pull a black SUV if you ran my plate.
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Dumb bitch.

Only white Broncos have that sort of privilege.

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 29, 2024 06:49 PM (vtyCZ)

43 Well at least this reconciles the dichotomy of abortion/low birth rates. These people are evil.

Posted by: Chillin the most at April 29, 2024 06:49 PM (0uQp2)

44 55 in a 335mph zone? I'm guessing most likely residential and a clear candidate for hitting someone with a reckless driving charge.

She got off with 20 over, which is a slap on the wrist.

Laws are for the little people.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at April 29, 2024 06:49 PM (tT6L1)

45 One of the problems with the Left is that they are so anti-procreation that they simply CANNOT expand by creating their own naturally-born cadre of Leftists.

They can only grow by converting the children of those who choose to have them (which excludes a lot of Leftists).

This is why they are so hell-bent on grooming children in school into their lifestyle. It's they only way Leftism can continue into the next generation.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 29, 2024 06:49 PM (BpYfr)

46 I've often wondered how much relation brain size has to intelligence.

If you look at Einstein or Newton, for instance: lots of critters have bigger brains as an absolute. Most whales and lots of land mammals such as elephants.

Yet Einstein was clearly far smarter than any of them. True, compare to Congress or your standard leftist most animals are smarter, but that's culture, most likely.

So why are humans so much smarter than animals such as a T-Rex which clearly has a bigger brain?

Posted by: SimoHayha at April 29, 2024 06:49 PM (N/k1H)

47 So, from the last thread, you were talking about the lawfare against trump and SCOTUS.

I listened to part of the justice's questioning the nerd loser spazz was complaining about.

In it, the govt gave away the whole case, if I was council, I would've pointed it out. Gorsuch or whoever asked about the "find the man, find the crime" thing and the DOJ said "we would never do that, we don't use broad untested legal theories and certainly not for when a president lies or says something that may be wrong" or something to that effect. See the youtube forbes channel.

Uh, yeah, I would've said, "well, it seems like you're using a bad interpretation of defrauding in this very case."

you see, SCOTUS has said recently that you can't prosecute defrauding cases for govt officials outside of cases of bribery.

opportunity lost.

Posted by: blurker the lurker at April 29, 2024 06:49 PM (UbW1c)

48 41 Seems like an untestable hypothesis.

Posted by: gp's Got Nuthin at April 29, 2024 06:49 PM (MvF+J)

49 You know, the deeper I think about it, the more comfortable I am arriving at the end times.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 29, 2024 06:50 PM (WXNFJ)

50 Three U.S. Marshals were killed, and five officers were wounded after an aspiring rapper opened fire on them as a U.S. Marshals Task Force was serving a warrant in Charlotte, North Carolina

Posted by: Headlines we expect to see at April 29, 2024 06:50 PM (vFG9F)

51 One of the problems with the Left is that they are so anti-procreation that they simply CANNOT expand by creating their own naturally-born cadre of Leftists.

They can only grow by converting the children of those who choose to have them (which excludes a lot of Leftists).

This is why they are so hell-bent on grooming children in school into their lifestyle. It's they only way Leftism can continue into the next generation.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 29, 2024 06:49 PM (BpYfr)

The Left are latter day Shakers.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 29, 2024 06:50 PM (aD39U)

52 I spent one summer wrestling baboons in the circus. They're really not very smart, but they're cunning, man. Got some guns on 'em, too.

Posted by: Joe Biden at April 29, 2024 06:50 PM (woPEM)

53 There was a commenter here with the nic "T-Rex, trying to rub one out." That name always cracked me up.

Posted by: fly gal at April 29, 2024 06:51 PM (mt9oT)

54 Maybe the dinosaurs were just liberal college smart, invented prehistoric woke then all went extinct. Giant special snowflake rainbow colored lizards chasing you down while screaming their pronouns. There's an action movie for ya.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 29, 2024 06:51 PM (Y6IkP)

55 POLICEMAN: That's not your choice. You know that.

[D.A:] Well, I made it my choice. Okay
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This is what Democrats mean by being pro-choice.

Posted by: ... at April 29, 2024 06:51 PM (lX8VI)

56 Israel, claiming responsibility, takes out IRGC Colonel in--- Tehran

Posted by: Ben Had at April 29, 2024 06:51 PM (nOwFe)

57 All I want for Mother's Day is a couple of AK- 47s also known as Kalashnikov's .........

Favorite Automatic of my family back in Somali....

Posted by: Representative Omar at April 29, 2024 06:51 PM (hbjSA)

58 If whales developed super intelligence, what would they do with it?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 29, 2024 06:52 PM (aD39U)

59 There was a commenter here with the nic "T-Rex, trying to rub one out." That name always cracked me up.
Posted by: fly gal

He should give himself a hand.

No, that won't work. . . .

Posted by: Tonypete at April 29, 2024 06:52 PM (WXNFJ)

60 In spite of the mass prevalence of cell phones, I'm going to bet cop cams end up being the source of the most viral videos

Posted by: Dr. Claw at April 29, 2024 06:52 PM (roH4R)

61 T-Rex was a pimp. He couldn never have taken Giganotosaurus.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 29, 2024 06:52 PM (LkLld)

62 also, the "far right"...like never the mid-right? you know?

the thing about babies, the lefties argued, is that they stop women from having their precious careers.

Posted by: blurker the lurker at April 29, 2024 06:52 PM (UbW1c)

63 The T-rex could only use small-arms.

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 29, 2024 06:52 PM (vtyCZ)

64 "So why are humans so much smarter than animals such as a T-Rex which clearly has a bigger brain?
Posted by: SimoHayha"

We really don't know how smart they were. They may have been the greatest philosophers ever but had either no way or no inclination to record their ruminations.

Posted by: fd at April 29, 2024 06:53 PM (vFG9F)

65 @33

>>I've seen this comment before
are you into her

Yes, she has a particular African female look I find attractive.

I have a co-worker from Zimbabwe that is the cat's meow, looks like Iman, except prettier.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 29, 2024 06:53 PM (XV/Pl)

66 It's not about the size of the brain, it is about number of glial cells . Apparently Einstein's was exceptional in that regard. someone stole his brain to study it it is. true story.

Posted by: runner at April 29, 2024 06:53 PM (V13WU)

67 wow
this is f***ed up:

CHARLOTTE, N.C. — Three U.S. Marshals were killed, and five officers were wounded after a suspect opened fire on them as a U.S. Marshals Task Force was serving a warrant in Charlotte, North Carolina
Posted by: Don Black

Prolly just some J6er who decided he didn't want to ever back to the swamp.

/articles I have make mention of 'who did it'.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 29, 2024 06:54 PM (cOq4q)

68 We really don't know how smart they were. They may have been the greatest philosophers ever but had either no way or no inclination to record their ruminations.
Posted by: fd at April 29, 2024 06:53 PM (vFG9F)

Then they weren't that smart.

Posted by: ... at April 29, 2024 06:54 PM (lX8VI)

69 Some scientists had claimed recently that T rexes were as intelligent as... baboons, and these guys say "Nuh-uh, stupid."

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They had a hard time putting the tube in the circle hole, the star in the star hole etc. Couldn't both pick up the objects and see what they were doing.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at April 29, 2024 06:54 PM (L/fGl)

70 Whales could never smelt metals.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 29, 2024 06:54 PM (aD39U)

71 So, three US Marshals got blown away by a felon being arrested via a warrant for possessing a firearm.

The perp got blown away also. When other cops showed up, FIVE other cops got shot by a second person in the house.

Second shooter in custody, along with another.

A couple Sparks of Divinity (TM), no doubt.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 29, 2024 06:54 PM (ufFY8)

72 64 The dinosaurs left a documented record, but it was all on eight-inch floppies, which quickly and completely decayed in the fossil strata. Bummer.

Posted by: gp's Got Nuthin at April 29, 2024 06:55 PM (MvF+J)

73 I am referring to the Charlotte thing.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 29, 2024 06:55 PM (ufFY8)

74 So why are humans so much smarter than animals such as a T-Rex which clearly has a bigger brain?
Posted by: SimoHayha at April 29, 2024 06:49 PM (N/k1H)
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I thought it had something do with the wrinkly folds in our brains. Humans have the wrinkliest brains by far, which accounts for our intelligence. Probably has something to do with surface area...Our neurons also form the most connections with other neurons by a wide margin. Or something like that.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 29, 2024 06:55 PM (BpYfr)

75 "Maybe the dinosaurs were just liberal college smart, invented prehistoric woke then all went extinct. Giant special snowflake rainbow colored lizards chasing you down while screaming their pronouns. There's an action movie for ya.
Posted by: banana Dream"

That's probably it. They were just really smart shitheads.

Posted by: fd at April 29, 2024 06:55 PM (vFG9F)

76 I'm going to say the Marshall's tried to pick up some military aged illegal who was surprisingly fit and well armed with weapons he was very familiar with.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at April 29, 2024 06:55 PM (tT6L1)

77 62 also, the "far right"...like never the mid-right? you know?
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I listen to foreign news and 2 things stick out to me. Nearly every segment there is comment on how the government is addressing the issue. There is nothing that isn't out of the reach of government. The second is that there is no right wing, only the far-right wing. The left when referred to at all is just simply the left.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 29, 2024 06:55 PM (2iKMg)

78 New York District Attorney Sandra Doorley runs from the police after an officer tried pulling her over,

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Who the hell does she think she is, Hunter Biden?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at April 29, 2024 06:55 PM (L/fGl)

79 So the murderous asshole in Charlotte, terror or run of the mill evil murderous asshole? Inquiring minds wish to know. And rest in peace to the fed marshals and cop who died.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at April 29, 2024 06:55 PM (2NHgQ)

80 Who knew they had thalidomide in prehistoric times.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 29, 2024 06:55 PM (nOwFe)

81 Maybe the dinosaurs were just liberal college smart, invented prehistoric woke then all went extinct. Giant special snowflake rainbow colored lizards chasing you down while screaming their pronouns. There's an action movie for ya.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 29, 2024 06:51 PM

Everyone knows they went extinct because they were driving around in SUV's spewing carbon pollution. I mean when they were the apex life form on the planet co2 in the atmosphere was over 5,000ppm. We are piddling around at only 423ppm. We have a long way to go to match the dinosaurs.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 29, 2024 06:56 PM (QNSds)

82 "Then they weren't that smart.
Posted by: ... "

Maybe they just didn't care.

Posted by: fd at April 29, 2024 06:56 PM (vFG9F)

83 DA Lady was just pulling rank which every good democrat does to cut in line, get a nice fat kick back or bribe, rape someone and get no charges pressed, kill someone and oops, it was their fault, give terrorist states money and just generally step on the little people.

Yet, stupid Americans still vote democrat.

Dumb As Dirt.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 29, 2024 06:56 PM (R/m4+)

84 articles I have make mention of 'who did it'.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 29, 2024 06:54 PM (cOq4q)

Are you watching the Agenda Free TV nerd like me?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 29, 2024 06:56 PM (ufFY8)

85 We really don't know how smart they were. They may have been the greatest philosophers ever but had either no way or no inclination to record their ruminations.
Posted by: fd at April 29, 2024 06:53 PM (vFG9F)
---
In Terry Pratchett's Discworld series, camels are the greatest mathematicians in the world.

But most people are unaware of this fact, of course.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 29, 2024 06:57 PM (BpYfr)

86 @62: yeah, that's even subliminally in the graphic from the politico story, she's looking at the picture of the smart businesswoman, he (representing the patriarchy) is looking at the family photo.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 29, 2024 06:57 PM (tQtDb)

87 66 They saved Hitler's brain:
youtube.com/watch?v=tZ19Rl3POL4

Posted by: gp's Got Nuthin at April 29, 2024 06:57 PM (MvF+J)

88 Ok fed marshals only, cops just wounded. RIP.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at April 29, 2024 06:58 PM (2NHgQ)

89 Who knew they had thalidomide in prehistoric times.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 29, 2024 06:55 PM (nOwFe)

Who knew they could spell ?

Posted by: JT at April 29, 2024 06:58 PM (T4tVD)

90 "In Terry Pratchett's Discworld series, camels are the greatest mathematicians in the world.

But most people are unaware of this fact, of course.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel"

I'm going to have to read that sometime. I think one of my sons has the series.

Posted by: fd at April 29, 2024 06:58 PM (vFG9F)

91 Beau was killed by a T-Rex while fighting off cannibals at the Little Big Horn.

Posted by: Beartooth at April 29, 2024 06:58 PM (XT+5H)

92 "Doorley said she pleaded guilty by 1 p.m. Tuesday and "sent the ticket to the Webster Town Court because I believe in accepting responsibility for my actions and had no intention of using my position to receive a benefit."

I believe the cop discussed with her (at her house) that she could be arrested for not just the ticket, but for fleeing. I also read that account saying they were waiting for her at her house, as opposed to just following her home.

So she used her influence to just pay a ticket, not spend a night in jail, facing other charges. The arrogance of these flucks.

Posted by: illiniwek at April 29, 2024 06:58 PM (Cus5s)

93 on eight-inch floppies,

DD floppys >> 3.5in floppies >> 5.25in floppies >> 8in floppies

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at April 29, 2024 06:59 PM (ufFY8)

94 @71

>>A couple Sparks of Divinity (TM), no doubt.

The type of people that would shoot up US Marshals more than likely should have been in jail already, so I bet these goblins were let out or let off on other sh*t.

And again, if you are after armed and dangerous people, you surveil them and get them when they are vulnerable.

Trying to take someone out of their castle is always dangerous.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 29, 2024 06:59 PM (XV/Pl)

95 brains
t rex > ocasio-crackpot

Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 29, 2024 06:59 PM (B1FKF)

96 So why are humans so much smarter than animals such as a T-Rex which clearly has a bigger brain?
Posted by: SimoHayha"

How big is the brain in comparison to the size of body it has to control? Seems like that would matter more than just measurement of the brain.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 29, 2024 06:59 PM (OX9vb)

97 I gave Pratchett a try. Quit half way through the first one. His writing style annoys me. And I got just one mild chuckle.

Posted by: Eeyore at April 29, 2024 06:59 PM (1bNHn)

98 That fucking AWFL DA needs to be shitcanned...yesterday.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at April 29, 2024 06:59 PM (XMwZJ)

99 The T-Rex looks like it's having fun.

Posted by: PG at April 29, 2024 06:59 PM (gQbO4)

100 In Terry Pratchett's Discworld series, camels are the greatest mathematicians in the world.

But most people are unaware of this fact, of course.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 29, 2024 06:57 PM (BpYfr)

Screw you!

Posted by: Hyperdimensional Mice at April 29, 2024 07:00 PM (ufFY8)

101 i never read that a t rex moved into a new apartment and didn't know what a garbage disposal unit was

Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 29, 2024 07:00 PM (B1FKF)

102 Given the carnage in East Charlotte I would anticipate calls for gun control that start in 3, 2....

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 29, 2024 07:01 PM (UwmMe)

103 Beau was killed by a T-Rex while fighting off cannibals at the Little Big Horn.

Posted by: Beartooth at April 29, 2024 06:58 PM

I took a Bazooka round to the head at the Little Big Horn.

Posted by: Admiral Benson at April 29, 2024 07:01 PM (QNSds)

104 She's going to do it again. Will they stop her the next time?

Posted by: Braenyard at April 29, 2024 07:01 PM (lCWOD)

105 We moved away from MN because of this shit and now it's a couple counties away in Charlotte. What the fuck is wrong with these animals

Posted by: jhawk90 at April 29, 2024 07:01 PM (ggOdn)

106 And again, if you are after armed and dangerous people, you surveil them and get them when they are vulnerable.

THIS.

Terrible planning for that operation.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 29, 2024 07:01 PM (ufFY8)

107 Looked up Ben Collins. Graduate of Emerson College. Hmm...haven't they been in the news lately? Oh, yes, 'Emerson College won’t discipline arrested students for protest, president says'

Also worked at the Berkley Beacon, and The Daily Beast. Impeccable credentials, eh?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 29, 2024 07:02 PM (XeU6L)

108 I love the Bee. Tying Omar directly to the Hamas terrorists with that photoshop is ballsy.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 29, 2024 07:02 PM (BkfnC)

109 106 And again, if you are after armed and dangerous people, you surveil them and get them when they are vulnerable.

THIS.

Terrible planning for that operation.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt
_____

It was textbook.

Posted by: Janet Reno at April 29, 2024 07:03 PM (2iKMg)

110 fd: the camels as super smart show up most in Pratchett's novel "Pyramids" which is a pretty clever send up of Egyptian mythology. And it's standalone from the rest of the series so it's a pretty good one to start with.

The Camel is named "You Bastard" for very good reason....

Posted by: SimoHayha at April 29, 2024 07:03 PM (N/k1H)

111 WE WAZ KANGS!

Posted by: T Rex at April 29, 2024 07:03 PM (u73oe)

112 If you pretend throw a ball for a T Rex to fetch, they'll fall for it every time.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at April 29, 2024 07:03 PM (L/fGl)

113 She kids she hit in the street would be justified because she had been setting free murderers all day without bail.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 29, 2024 07:03 PM (75/Pp)

114 I gave Pratchett a try. Quit half way through the first one. His writing style annoys me. And I got just one mild chuckle.

Posted by: Eeyore at April 29, 2024 06:59 PM

It takes a special kind of warped brain to appreciate his style of humor. It's like this morning when we went to Walmart.

My wife decided to stay in the car while I went inside. I asked her if she wanted the car left on or turned off. She said, turn it off. I said OK, but now I have to wear my hat. If I had left the car running I could have left my hat in the car.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 29, 2024 07:04 PM (QNSds)

115 Bill Gates, etc., Common Core was designed to destroy America.
Instead of content (traditional texts), tests assessed "benchmarks."
Students were passed along regardless of their achievement.
Grammar was no longer assessed, so no longer taught.

Posted by: goddessoftheclassroom at April 29, 2024 07:04 PM (DBrq6)

116 Speaking of the NAZIs in Germany, I see they are still trying to ban the main opposition party to "save Democracy"

Posted by: 18-1 at April 29, 2024 07:05 PM (ibTVg)

117 Some folks try to compare Sleepy Joe to Tug Benson. But ADM Benson loved America.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at April 29, 2024 07:05 PM (06kgT)

118 sometimes I sit on my deck and wonder what I would do if a T-Rex peeked it's noggin over the lower barn

then I pour myself another shot of tequila

Posted by: yikes at April 29, 2024 07:05 PM (us2H3)

119 Marxists have taken over Seminaries from public elementary through college graduates

Posted by: Skip at April 29, 2024 07:05 PM (fwDg9)

120 I really would like to be a fly on my high school 's classes

Posted by: Skip at April 29, 2024 07:06 PM (fwDg9)

121 "As evil as Ilhan Omar is, at least she's cute, her daughter on the other hand hit every branch on the ugly trick when the coocoo pushed her out of the nest."

Evil is "cute?

Allrighty now....

Posted by: Outside of Life at April 29, 2024 07:07 PM (89Sog)

122 Sandra Doorley: "I thought you were going somewhere else because I thought no one would ever pull a black SUV if you ran my plate."
--------

Translation: "Do you know who I am ?!"

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 29, 2024 07:07 PM (XeU6L)

123 TRex should be extinct. Or else they are far better hide and go seek players than I give them credit for.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 29, 2024 07:07 PM (75/Pp)

124 Favorite Automatic of my family back in Somali....

Posted by: Representative Omar at April 29, 2024 06:51 PM (hbjSA)

$20.00 same as in town.
No bullshit. You could buy one when I was there for 20, ONE dollar bills. Try it with a 20 dollar bill they wouldn't sell.

Posted by: Reforger at April 29, 2024 07:07 PM (B705c)

125 Hold on, imma peek my noggin over this lower barn.

Posted by: T Rex at April 29, 2024 07:07 PM (u73oe)

126 Hatred of the Jews is linked to a hatred of God.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at April 29, 2024 07:08 PM (pJWtt)

127 One afternoon, about 500 feet from a 75 mph zone, still 55 mph where I was, I floored it. Then I passed a Ford Explorer, all black…but the hood was white. I just said “Fuck” and pulled over because I KNEW I had just passed DPS. He didn’t even have to turn on his lights. I just pulled over and he just drove up right behind me. I got let off with a warning. I’m thinking that if I just said “nah, dude” and drove the seven miles to my house, the outcome would be different.

Rake that bitch over the coals.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 29, 2024 07:08 PM (uTTG7)

128 Was expecting the DA to be a black woman TBH.

Posted by: Montec at April 29, 2024 07:08 PM (tpjlM)

129 I had blcck screen. Weird. I guess Ace went into Super-Stealth Mode.

One of my favorite themes to watch on YouTube is cops pulling someone over and we get the 'Do you know who I am?" This is my all-time favorite and goes well with today's elite college-credentialed lefty.

https://tinyurl.com/2th9absz

Posted by: Ciampino - Vitreous Humour is funny glass #52 at April 29, 2024 07:09 PM (qfLjt)

130 These may have been posted previously...

I've been enjoying these AI generated movie trailers that take classic films we know and re-imagine them as if they were made in the 1950's.

Blade Runner:
https://tinyurl.com/2ymkxd97

Alien:
https://tinyurl.com/2xwqbfum

The Matrix:
https://tinyurl.com/2btj6wkj

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 29, 2024 07:09 PM (XV/Pl)

131 Pug, how's the kid?

Posted by: fd at April 29, 2024 07:09 PM (vFG9F)

132 125 Hold on, imma peek my noggin over this lower barn.
Posted by: T Rex at April 29, 2024 07:07 PM (u73oe)

I'm packing rat shot, Rex

Posted by: yikes at April 29, 2024 07:09 PM (us2H3)

133 20 As evil as Ilhan Omar is, at least she's cute, her daughter on the other hand hit every branch on the ugly trick when the coocoo pushed her out of the nest.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 29, 2024 06:44 PM (XV/Pl)

On what planet is that evil bitch CUTE???

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 29, 2024 07:10 PM (uTTG7)

134 Three members of the U.S. Marshals Fugitive Task Force were shot and killed, and five additional law enforcement officials were shot while they were serving a search warrant in Charlotte, North Carolina, Charlotte-Mecklenberg Police Chief Johnny Jennings told reporters Monday.

The three deceased officers served with the U.S. Marshals Task Force -- one of them, authorities said, was a deputy marshal. One of the injured officers is a member of the task force, and the other four work for the Charlotte-Mecklenburg Police Department, Jennings said in a press conference Monday evening. One of the officers is in critical condition, he said.

Just before 5 p.m., about three hours after police said there had been a shooting, police said, "at least one shooting suspect was located deceased at the residence after clearing the scene."

Police are questioning two other people who lived in the home as persons of interest, Jennings said. One of them was a juvenile. [ABC]

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 29, 2024 07:10 PM (vtyCZ)

135 There's a new thing at Audible, Virtual Voice, which is AI narration. I usually find that it's not too bad so long as the language and vocabulary are straightforward. However, I recently listened to a collection of dinosaur stories and it could not say "T Rex". It says " trex".

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at April 29, 2024 07:11 PM (L/fGl)

136 according to calvin, t rex still exists

Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 29, 2024 07:12 PM (B1FKF)

137 Three? Does not sound like opportunity.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 29, 2024 07:12 PM (75/Pp)

138 On what planet is that evil bitch CUTE???
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 29, 2024 07:10 PM (uTTG7)

I think she's objectively pretty. It's the evil that makes her ugly.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 29, 2024 07:12 PM (OX9vb)

139 Many moons ago, I stopped the soon-to-be County Prosecutor for speeding. His behavior was the opposite of this c*nt. We had a nice chat, he promised to pay closer attention to the speed limit, and he got a warning.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at April 29, 2024 07:12 PM (pJWtt)

140 Silly R-bit, trex are for kidz!

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 29, 2024 07:12 PM (vtyCZ)

141 "On what planet is that evil bitch CUTE???
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33"

Paint her green and have her brought to my cabin.

Posted by: Cap'n Quirk at April 29, 2024 07:13 PM (vFG9F)

142 Nice to see that NY DA Sandra Doorley is getting blasted on her Twitter/X page after she posted this-

https://tinyurl.com/2v9dtyv7

Posted by: redridinghood at April 29, 2024 07:13 PM (NpAcC)

143 I have captioned that picture of Omar as "what happens after you say pull"

Posted by: Ben Had at April 29, 2024 07:13 PM (nOwFe)

144 @131,fd

Still in surgery. All is well, but I suspect that they might installing an ostomy bag. This happened a couple years ago. Poor kid. He's only 34.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at April 29, 2024 07:13 PM (06kgT)

145 I got news for you. Baboons just aren't that smart.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 29, 2024 07:13 PM (vtRd1)

146 Many moons ago, I stopped the soon-to-be County Prosecutor for speeding. His behavior was the opposite of this c*nt. We had a nice chat, he promised to pay closer attention to the speed limit, and he got a warning.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at April 29, 2024 07:12 PM (pJWtt)

All in how you were raised.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 29, 2024 07:13 PM (75/Pp)

147 Retired Buckeye Cop - yeap and Karl Marx started it

Posted by: Skip at April 29, 2024 07:14 PM (fwDg9)

148 Like the bottom pic of a HecSha from the 4 horseman universe.

Has anyone quoted the Land of the Lost yet?
-----
He's not what you'd call an athlete, Mr. T. Rex.
See? He's walking away in utter helpless defeat.
After all, his brain is the size of a walnut.
Sure, his sense of smell may be acute, but eyesight, hearing, all of his higher functions completely compromised by that walnut-sized brainpan.

Posted by: BifBewalski at April 29, 2024 07:14 PM (MsrgL)

149 Last year, seeing how utterly ill behaved the students were at the school I was teaching at, I was told by quite a few teacher “oh, this is all Covid, this will take years to get through.”

It’s a bullshit excuse. I’m subbing now, not 40 miles away, and it’s night and day. I tell the kids my name but to them, as far as they are concerned, my name is “Sir”. I have barely had a problem here. The district I am with now went through the coof just as they did. Personally, I think it comes down to one key factor: parents who care and those who just don’t plain give a shit.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 29, 2024 07:15 PM (uTTG7)

150 143 I have captioned that picture of Omar as "what happens after you say pull"
Posted by: Ben Had at April 29, 2024 07:13 PM (nOwFe)

*snort

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 29, 2024 07:15 PM (OX9vb)

151 We've got him our prayers, PM.

Posted by: fd at April 29, 2024 07:15 PM (vFG9F)

152 is the T-Rex the most famous animal ?

Posted by: yikes at April 29, 2024 07:15 PM (us2H3)

153 I’m smart! Not dumb like people say. I’m smart and I want respect!

Posted by: T Rex at April 29, 2024 07:15 PM (u73oe)

154 T Rexes were not dolphin-smart, that's for sure.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 29, 2024 07:16 PM (vtRd1)

155 is the T-Rex the most famous animal ?
Posted by: yikes at April 29, 2024 07:15 PM (us2H3)

—————

To hear my agent tell it, yes.

Posted by: T Rex at April 29, 2024 07:17 PM (u73oe)

156 124 Favorite Automatic of my family back in Somali....

Posted by: Representative Omar at April 29, 2024 06:51 PM (hbjSA)

$20.00 same as in town.
No bullshit. You could buy one when I was there for 20, ONE dollar bills. Try it with a 20 dollar bill they wouldn't sell.

Posted by: Reforger at April 29, 2024 07:07 PM (B705c)
----
Back in the late 80s-early 90s you could go to the Moçambique border with South Africa and swap a loaf or two of bread for a fully automatic AK-47 - the army had not paid salaries for a while and troops were hungry.

Posted by: Ciampino - Vitreous Humour is funny glass #53 at April 29, 2024 07:17 PM (qfLjt)

157 T-Rex as smart as baboons?

Depends on the baboon I'd say.

The baboons in DC, of a certainty.

The baboons in the jungles of darkest Africa, not so much.

Posted by: Just Lily at April 29, 2024 07:18 PM (RLLZj)

158 "T Rexes were not dolphin-smart, that's for sure.
Posted by: Cicero"

E E EE E EEE EEE EE!

*humps some seaweed*

Posted by: Flipper at April 29, 2024 07:18 PM (vFG9F)

159 If T Rexes just had opposable thumbs and reasonably-sized arms they never would have died out.

They would be unstoppable, evolutionarily speaking.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 29, 2024 07:18 PM (vtRd1)

160 I would say a chicken is the most famous animal, in the sense that likely even villages with the poorest uneducated sots know about chickens.

Posted by: SimoHayha at April 29, 2024 07:18 PM (N/k1H)

161 134 Three members of the U.S. Marshals Fugitive Task Force were shot and killed, and five additional law enforcement officials were shot while they were serving a search warrant in Charlotte, North Carolina, Charlotte-Mecklenberg Police Chief Johnny Jennings told reporters Monday.

We are just out and determined to use more and longer words to say “cop”, aren’t we? Which is an insult, for you see, the length of the title relates in inverse proportion to your importance when working for government.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 29, 2024 07:18 PM (uTTG7)

162 The anti-natalists are really just anti-white-natalism.

And they are very much in support of the many births that contribute to the brown wave from the southern border.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO, Bird Law Expert at April 29, 2024 07:19 PM (snyZJ)

163 They say the smartest thing the cow genome ever did was make cow meat tasty to humans.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 29, 2024 07:19 PM (vtRd1)

164 Retired Buckeye Cop - yeap and Karl Marx started it
Posted by: Skip at April 29, 2024 07:14 PM (fwDg9)

You and I have both mentioned Paul Kengor's book, The Devil and Karl Marx. A really important book that looks at Marx's early writings. I've come to the conclusion that Communism is inspired by Satan: it requires the commission of the Sins of Pride, Theft, Anger and Envy -- all while masquerading as compassion for the poor.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at April 29, 2024 07:19 PM (pJWtt)

165 We've got him our prayers, PM.[/]

Amen.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 29, 2024 07:19 PM (mH6SG)

166 >is the T-Rex the most famous animal ?
Posted by: yikes
---

he's not great white shark famous

Posted by: Don Black at April 29, 2024 07:19 PM (/7KEl)

167

Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 29, 2024 07:19 PM (mH6SG)

168 You go, girl!

Posted by: Former Travis County DA Rosemary Lehmberg at April 29, 2024 07:20 PM (4I/2K)

169 E E EE E EEE EEE EE!

*humps some seaweed*
Posted by: Flipper at April 29, 2024 07:18 PM (vFG9F)

"Go kill him, Sandy."

Posted by: Ranger Rick at April 29, 2024 07:20 PM (vtRd1)

170 I nearly went to the barrel.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 29, 2024 07:20 PM (mH6SG)

171 So those US Marshals were shot serving a warrant on possession of a firearm. They sent 10 LEOs and a couple armored vehicles to serve the warrant.

Sounds like I've seen this set up before, but the tables turned.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at April 29, 2024 07:20 PM (wBaIH)

172 167

Posted by: Notorious BFD

Senator McConnel, are you socking one of the regulars?

Posted by: BifBewalski at April 29, 2024 07:21 PM (MsrgL)

173 We're gonna need a huge backwards Clockwork Orange treatment for 50 million.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at April 29, 2024 07:21 PM (J8LnB)

174 I'm just saying, Discovery Channel has Shark Week, but no T-Rex week, far as I know

Posted by: Don Black at April 29, 2024 07:21 PM (/7KEl)

175 GRAWR!

Posted by: King's Rex at April 29, 2024 07:22 PM (zOkaw)

176 >>If T Rexes just had opposable thumbs and reasonably-sized arms they never would have died out.

They had a head the size of a VW Beetle. They didn't need to wrastle, they just chomped.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 29, 2024 07:22 PM (LkLld)

177 "I nearly went to the barrel.
Posted by: Notorious BFD"

You are living on the edge flirtin' with them htmls.

Posted by: Flipper at April 29, 2024 07:22 PM (vFG9F)

178 13 Spuds own goal, 1-0 Arsenal
Posted by: Jamaica at April 29, 2024 06:43 PM (IG7T0)

That is an absolute blowout in that snoozefest called “soccer “. All you need to know is that each and every score in soccer is treated like a walk off grand slam in extra innings in Game 7 of the World Series.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 29, 2024 07:23 PM (uTTG7)

179 I even saw sharks in a Super Bowl halftime show

Posted by: Don Black at April 29, 2024 07:23 PM (/7KEl)

180 170 I nearly went to the barrel.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 29, 2024 07:20 PM (mH6S

at the last moment, you starved off disaster

Posted by: yikes at April 29, 2024 07:23 PM (us2H3)

181 133 20 As evil as Ilhan Omar is, at least she's cute, her daughter on the other hand hit every branch on the ugly trick when the coocoo pushed her out of the nest.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 29, 2024 06:44 PM (XV/Pl)
----------------------

She wears that turban because she's bubble head.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 29, 2024 07:23 PM (lCWOD)

182 Heh. Love the comment at the end of the Edmonton Journal link about T-Rex (the fossil, not the Moron).

And that blonde scrunt DA needs some quality time with MS-13.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 29, 2024 07:24 PM (8zz6B)

183 starved, dammit, staved

Posted by: yikes at April 29, 2024 07:24 PM (us2H3)

184 134 Three members of the U.S. Marshals Fugitive Task Force were shot and killed, and five additional law enforcement officials were shot while they were serving a search warrant in Charlotte, North Carolina, Charlotte-Mecklenberg Police Chief Johnny Jennings told reporters Monday.

There was a time I would have thought that this was terrible, just terrible.

Now, yawn. Don't really give 2 shits.

Posted by: J6 Prisoners at April 29, 2024 07:25 PM (R/m4+)

185 POLICEMAN: Okay, so why didn't you just stop like you're supposed to?

[DA:] Because I didn't feel like stopping on Phillips Road at 5. 30.

-

It's not terribly hard to see how our nation has gotten here so quickly. Little stuff like this matters. This lady is representative of millions upon millions of people. The same people will pull into a handicapped parking place in front of the school instead of waiting in the car line and not think anything about it because they're just running in to get little Suzy from school, but they don't realize that little Suzy only notices that it's okay to park in the handicapped parking place.

One generation later and here we are.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - feminists, remember when society valued women so much they didn't even sweat? at April 29, 2024 07:25 PM (9Ct69)

186 To me, Ilhan Omar looks as if she smells bad. Probably camel dung.

Posted by: Eeyore at April 29, 2024 07:25 PM (1bNHn)

187 Three members of the U.S. Marshals Fugitive Task Force were shot and killed, and five additional law enforcement officials were shot while they were serving a search warrant in Charlotte, North Carolina, Charlotte-Mecklenberg Police Chief Johnny Jennings told reporters Monday.

-

In an area that is 3.5% white.

So this won't be news for long.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - feminists, remember when society valued women so much they didn't even sweat? at April 29, 2024 07:26 PM (9Ct69)

188 Well, there's your problem.

Ian Miles Cheong
@stillgray
Unbelievable. Columbia faculty lock arms to prevent police from clearing the encampment. Why do they still have jobs?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at April 29, 2024 07:26 PM (L/fGl)

189 All in how you were raised.
Posted by: Aetius
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Pretty sure that Eddie Murphy made observations about how to behave when interacting with the police.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 29, 2024 07:26 PM (XeU6L)

190 I even saw sharks in a Super Bowl halftime show

Posted by: Don Black at April 29, 2024 07:23 PM

But did they have laser beams strapped to their heads?

Posted by: Doctor Evil at April 29, 2024 07:26 PM (QNSds)

191 186 To me, Ilhan Omar looks as if she smells bad. Probably camel dung.
Posted by: Eeyore at April 29, 2024 07:25 PM (1bNHn)

and that's a problem ??

Posted by: Bro at April 29, 2024 07:27 PM (us2H3)

192 142 Nice to see that NY DA Sandra Doorley is getting blasted on her Twitter/X page after she posted this-

https://tinyurl.com/2v9dtyv7
Posted by: redridinghood at April 29, 2024 07:13 PM (NpAcC)

Cop shoulda tased her. Also, the badgecam video includes the exact longitude and latitude of her coven, for ANTIFA's next Riot Season planning meeting.

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at April 29, 2024 07:27 PM (v23vE)

193 Pretty sure that Eddie Murphy made observations about how to behave when interacting with the police.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 29, 2024 07:26 PM

I thought that was Chris Rock? Could have been both I guess.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 29, 2024 07:27 PM (QNSds)

194 To me, Ilhan Omar looks as if she smells bad. Probably camel dung.

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LUME BODY SPRAY IN STORES NOW!!!

Posted by: Moron Robbie - feminists, remember when society valued women so much they didn't even sweat? at April 29, 2024 07:27 PM (9Ct69)

195 44 55 in a 335mph zone? I'm guessing most likely residential and a clear candidate for hitting someone with a reckless driving charge.

She got off with 20 over, which is a slap on the wrist.

Laws are for the little people.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at April 29, 2024 06:49 PM (tT6L1)

People need to respect the law and police officers, and I cannot figure out for the life of me why they don’t.

Posted by: Hero In Blue at April 29, 2024 07:29 PM (uTTG7)

196 To me, Ilhan Omar looks as if she smells bad. Probably camel dung.
Posted by: Eeyore at April 29, 2024 07:25 PM (1bNHn)

Plus, she looks like she keeps it hairy.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 29, 2024 07:29 PM (R/m4+)

197 Plus, she looks like she keeps it hairy.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy

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Threadwinner

Posted by: Moron Robbie - feminists, remember when society valued women so much they didn't even sweat? at April 29, 2024 07:31 PM (9Ct69)

198 Plus, she looks like she keeps it hairy.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 29, 2024 07:29 PM (R/m4+)

————-

Want to see what a vomited up brontosaurus looks like?

Posted by: T Rex at April 29, 2024 07:31 PM (u73oe)

199 The Persian Jewess
@persianjewess
@UCLA Jewish student trying to attend class is forcibly prevented entry by 6 masked Pro-Hamas students while UCLA guard stands by and DOES NOTHING.
“I am a UCLA student…my class is over there. I want to use THAT entrance. Let me go in.”
#AntizionismIsAntisemitism

https://shorturl.at/uFOV2

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So Democrats of 2024 act like Democrats of 1957? I thought the parties switched places in the '60s.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at April 29, 2024 07:31 PM (L/fGl)

200
T rex's brain didn't match its brawn, say scientists

They sucked at ice hockey, too.

Short arms.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 29, 2024 07:32 PM (xG4kz)

201 The T-Rex looks like it's having fun.
Posted by: PG at April 29, 2024 06:59 PM (gQbO4)

He's looking forward to eating the wounded.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 29, 2024 07:32 PM (aD39U)

202 It looked like she was wearing 3 Tribbles.

Posted by: Cap'n Quirk at April 29, 2024 07:32 PM (vFG9F)

203 If T Rexes just had opposable thumbs and reasonably-sized arms they never would have died out.

As a species they were smart enough to survive millions of years. Who knows, if it weren't for that rock that fell from the sky our mammal ancestors could still be hiding in the trees and bushes.

Posted by: Tuna at April 29, 2024 07:33 PM (oaGWv)

204 195 44 55 in a 335mph zone? I'm guessing most likely residential and a clear candidate for hitting someone with a reckless driving charge.

She got off with 20 over, which is a slap on the wrist.

Laws are for the little people.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at April 29, 2024 06:49 PM (tT6L1)

People need to respect the law and police officers, and I cannot figure out for the life of me why they don’t.

Posted by: Hero In Blue at April 29, 2024 07:29 PM (uTTG7)
_______
Even if you are 100% in the right, you'll never win RIGHT NOW. Save it for court.
I knew a guy in college who couldn't get that into his head, especially when drunk. (Which was most of the time.) We kept him from getting arrested many times. Next semester, he got sent to jail.

Posted by: Eeyore at April 29, 2024 07:33 PM (1bNHn)

205 The Far Right’s Campaign to Explode the Population, huh?

You realize that the #1 reason for the Europeans allowing for mass migration in the realization that not enough future taxpayers - babies - are being made to finance their lavish and pampering nanny states, right!?

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 29, 2024 07:33 PM (uTTG7)

206 They grill camel burgers on camel dung for the outdoor taste.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at April 29, 2024 07:33 PM (J8LnB)

207 Meanwhile, in Rawanda, 'Here, take one':

https://tinyurl.com/2fjk8z5s

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 29, 2024 07:33 PM (XeU6L)

208 To me, Ilhan Omar looks as if she smells bad. Probably camel dung.
Posted by: Eeyore at April 29, 2024 07:25 PM (1bNHn)

Plus, she looks like she keeps it hairy.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 29, 2024 07:29 PM (R/m4+)

Dense foliage! Princess Aurora slept for 20 years but did not have anything like this. I'll have to hack my way through.

Posted by: Prince Phillip at April 29, 2024 07:34 PM (4I/2K)

209 People need to respect the law and police officers, and I cannot figure out for the life of me why they don’t.

Posted by: Hero In Blue at April 29, 2024 07:29 PM (uTTG7)

Ghetto culture.

Posted by: Reforger at April 29, 2024 07:34 PM (B705c)

210 That TX man that shot warning shots toward (claims he did not shoot him) will not be retried, after a hung jury (rumor is only one juror wanted to convict). Of course Biden's corrupt AG could still find reason to go after him.

"According to the defense lawyers, Mr. Kelly fired warning shots after he saw a group of men dressed in camouflaged clothing point an AK-47 right at him.

The rancher later discovered the deceased illegal alien, who is likely a cartel smuggler, when he went to go check on his horse.

The bullet that killed Gabriel Cuen-Butimea was never recovered so authorities were never able to conduct a ballistics test to see if it matched George Kelly’s AK-47.

Kelly’s defense attorneys argued cartel bandits shot and killed Gabriel Cuen-Butimea and robbed him."

Posted by: illiniwek at April 29, 2024 07:34 PM (Cus5s)

211 194 To me, Ilhan Omar looks as if she smells bad. Probably camel dung.

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LUME BODY SPRAY IN STORES NOW!!!
Posted by: Moron Robbie - feminists, remember when society valued women so much they didn't even sweat? at April 29, 2024 07:27 PM (9Ct69
Get in a crowd of her ‘people’.

Posted by: Eromero at April 29, 2024 07:35 PM (NxC5+)

212 I got news for you. Baboons just aren't that smart.
Posted by: Cicero

I like red butts and I cannot lie.

Posted by: Aspriring baboon rapper at April 29, 2024 07:35 PM (oGyF9)

213 To me, Ilhan Omar looks as if she smells bad. Probably camel dung.
Posted by: Eeyore at April 29, 2024 07:25 PM (1bNHn)

Plus, she looks like she keeps it hairy.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 29, 2024 07:29 PM (R/m4+)

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AOSHQ, come for the humor, stay for the bulimia.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 29, 2024 07:35 PM (u73oe)

214 Even if you are 100% in the right, you'll never win RIGHT NOW. Save it for court.
I knew a guy in college who couldn't get that into his head, especially when drunk. (Which was most of the time.) We kept him from getting arrested many times. Next semester, he got sent to jail.
Posted by: Eeyore at April 29, 2024 07:33 PM (1bNHn)

When laws are just for the little people and the rule of law is out the window, you aren’t winning, now or ever. Unless you are well connected, have the right name, belong to the right party, etc.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 29, 2024 07:35 PM (uTTG7)

215 Hey man these protests remind me when Me and Beau marching against the Romans in East Palestine in Ohio during the Whiskey Rebellion's against Nixon after bombing of Honolulu. Those were the times I told President Xi of Xanadu while we roasted wieners on the Tibet Plateau during the blizzard of 1879.

Posted by: Joe Biden at April 29, 2024 07:35 PM (1t11C)

216 I'm of a vintage when we took the hair for granted. It was a big deal when Playboy first showed it.

Posted by: Eeyore at April 29, 2024 07:35 PM (1bNHn)

217
I'll have to hack my way through.
Posted by: Prince Phillip

We dub thee Prince "Bushmaster" Phillip!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 29, 2024 07:36 PM (xG4kz)

218 They grill camel burgers on camel dung for the outdoor taste.
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at April 29, 2024 07:33 PM (J8LnB)

Crap?

And stupid me, I've been using applewood chips all this time!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 29, 2024 07:36 PM (vtRd1)

219 The bullet that killed Gabriel Cuen-Butimea

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That's terrible.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - feminists, remember when society valued women so much they didn't even sweat? at April 29, 2024 07:37 PM (9Ct69)

220 196 To me, Ilhan Omar looks as if she smells bad. Probably camel dung.
Posted by: Eeyore at April 29, 2024 07:25 PM (1bNHn)

Plus, she looks like she keeps it hairy.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 29, 2024 07:29 PM (R/m4+)

She could be what was called, back in the day when I was deployed, “Afghan hot”.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 29, 2024 07:37 PM (uTTG7)

221 One of the County Supervisors where I used to live was observed speeding and ignored the cop chasing her, even with his lights and siren on. She even smashed her car through the barrier arm of a parking garage before stopping and giving the "Do you know who I am?" speech. It was quite the scandal at the time.

She won re-election easily.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at April 29, 2024 07:37 PM (93HLm)

222 I'm waxed, rested and ready.

Posted by: Sandra Flook at April 29, 2024 07:38 PM (mH6SG)

223 I'm of a vintage when we took the hair for granted. It was a big deal when Playboy first showed it.
Posted by: Eeyore

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I'm the same. Not ungroomed, but I 100% prefer adult women to look like adult women.

It's weird that it became fashionable to be bald down there, isn't it?

Eh, probably nothing.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - feminists, remember when society valued women so much they didn't even sweat? at April 29, 2024 07:38 PM (9Ct69)

224 Only my Brother.... I mean husband knows if it is shaved and smells like rotting Sardines...........

Posted by: Representative Omar at April 29, 2024 07:38 PM (qpLSv)

225 Cop shoulda tased her. Also, the badgecam video includes the exact longitude and latitude of her coven, for ANTIFA's next Riot Season planning meeting.
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at April 29, 2024 07:27 PM (v23vE)
******
Basically- "Didn't you run my plates and see that I'm a Democrat." I'm untouchable you rube."

Posted by: redridinghood at April 29, 2024 07:39 PM (NpAcC)

226 216 I'm of a vintage when we took the hair for granted. It was a big deal when Playboy first showed it.
Posted by: Eeyore at April 29, 2024 07:35 PM (1bNHn)

Like skinny models, that hardwood look is priming men to prefer preadolescent children

Posted by: Just Lily at April 29, 2024 07:39 PM (RLLZj)

227 Power corrupts Karens, absolute power corrupts Karens absolutely.

That DA's so full of herself, if she ever gets a paper cut from handling documents, she's liable to pop like a balloon.

Posted by: Paco at April 29, 2024 07:39 PM (njExo)

228 "I'm waxed, rested and ready.
Posted by: Sandra Flook"

We will commence beaming down parties of 12 for R&R.

Posted by: Cap'n Quirk at April 29, 2024 07:39 PM (vFG9F)

229 Omar smells like a baboon

Posted by: yikes at April 29, 2024 07:40 PM (us2H3)

230 That shootout. here's more from Daily Mail

https://tinyurl.com/ywtb7ck4

Posted by: Ciampino - Vitreous Humour is funny glass #54 at April 29, 2024 07:40 PM (qfLjt)

231 I'm of a vintage when we took the hair for granted. It was a big deal when Playboy first showed it.
Posted by: Eeyore at April 29, 2024 07:35 PM (1bNHn)

Pfft. Pikers.

Posted by: Bob Guccione at April 29, 2024 07:40 PM (vtRd1)

232 I by my towels and Rags for my bald head on the Zionist Pig Website called Amazon.............

Posted by: Representative Omar at April 29, 2024 07:40 PM (qpLSv)

233 they will not even let Omar in a DC sushi bar

Posted by: yikes at April 29, 2024 07:41 PM (us2H3)

234 "Pfft. Pikers.
Posted by: Bob Guccione"

Amateurs.

Posted by: Larry Flynt at April 29, 2024 07:41 PM (vFG9F)

235 226 216 I'm of a vintage when we took the hair for granted. It was a big deal when Playboy first showed it.
Posted by: Eeyore at April 29, 2024 07:35 PM (1bNHn)

Like skinny models, that hardwood look is priming men to prefer preadolescent children
Posted by: Just Lily at April 29, 2024 07:39 PM (RLLZj)
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You may have a point.

Recently my wife and I were watching Shoe on Head. She made the point that today the ideal they push is obese. About the start of the century, it was anorexic. As she put it, we've gone from one eating disorder to another.

Posted by: Eeyore at April 29, 2024 07:41 PM (1bNHn)

236 Gorebull Tetrahedon been huffing the Carbon Tetrachloride, baby!

Posted by: Cicero KABOOM! Kid. Woke up with 4 before at April 29, 2024 07:42 PM (hirWM)

237 Omar walks into a open air fish market and ...........

All The Cats Chased Her down the Street......

Posted by: buster Hymandd at April 29, 2024 07:42 PM (qpLSv)

238 It's not terribly hard to see how our nation has gotten here so quickly. Little stuff like this matters. This lady is representative of millions upon millions of people. The same people will pull into a handicapped parking place in front of the school instead of waiting in the car line and not think anything about it because they're just running in to get little Suzy from school, but they don't realize that little Suzy only notices that it's okay to park in the handicapped parking place.

One generation later and here we are.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - feminists, remember when society valued women so much they didn't even sweat? at April 29, 2024 07:25 PM (9Ct69)

She's no lady. The C-word is applicable here.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 29, 2024 07:44 PM (8zz6B)

239 Finished 3-2 Arsenal. Soccer thinks because the clock never stops, neither does the action. Hockey is about as close as continuous action as sports can get.
Except for golf. Golf is relentless

Posted by: Jamaica at April 29, 2024 07:45 PM (IG7T0)

240 Hockey is about as close as continuous action as sports can get.
Except for golf. Golf is relentless
Posted by: Jamaica

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(lacrosse has entered the chat)

Posted by: Moron Robbie - feminists, remember when society valued women so much they didn't even sweat? at April 29, 2024 07:46 PM (9Ct69)

241 Recently my wife and I were watching Shoe on Head. She made the point that today the ideal they push is obese. About the start of the century, it was anorexic. As she put it, we've gone from one eating disorder to another.
Posted by: Eeyore at April 29, 2024 07:41 PM (1bNHn)

All the kids these days are like the one fat kid in Bad News Bears.

And just as mouthy

Posted by: Just Lily at April 29, 2024 07:46 PM (RLLZj)

242 I'm pretty sure lacrosse is nearly rugby except you give the guys some sticks.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - feminists, remember when society valued women so much they didn't even sweat? at April 29, 2024 07:46 PM (9Ct69)

243 Ilhan is a solid 1. Definite burner phone and Uber

Posted by: Jamaica at April 29, 2024 07:47 PM (IG7T0)

244 I pulled guard duty on 140 Somali sandbaggers for 2 months.
I know that smell.

Posted by: Reforger at April 29, 2024 07:47 PM (B705c)

245 I guess it went full circle. When I was a kid they said dinosaurs had tiny brains.

Posted by: steevy at April 29, 2024 07:47 PM (FQmDC)

246 Nood cafe!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 29, 2024 07:48 PM (qNR+I)

247 I played lacrosse, crease D. Plenty of time to fuck around if the ball was at the other end.

Posted by: Jamaica at April 29, 2024 07:48 PM (IG7T0)

248 Golf is relentless? Looks like a pleasant day outside to me.

Posted by: Don Black at April 29, 2024 07:49 PM (/7KEl)

249 I got arms just 2-foot long
and dawn to dark I bang a gong.

Posted by: T-Rex at April 29, 2024 07:50 PM (wzAuc)

250 Loved to watch lacrosse in college. Weather was great. No big crowds, though it was popular (we were a perennial contender.) And they never checked you for alcohol. Rugby with sticks, yes, but also hockey without the ice.

Posted by: Eeyore at April 29, 2024 07:50 PM (1bNHn)

251 >>> The officers were first shot at by the wanted suspect as they approached the suburban home in Charlotte and they killed him in the front yard, Charlotte-Mecklenburg Police Chief Johnny Jennings said.
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I hope this is accurate and true. But we read too many times an account like this that turns out to be inaccurate and not in the officers/cops favor.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 29, 2024 07:52 PM (lCWOD)

252 A former U.S. Attorney, on being arrested for DUI, after crashing his car into a fence (and dragging said fence about a block):

"Do you know who I am? Well, your boss does."

Posted by: KC Wolf (mnw) at April 29, 2024 07:52 PM (NLIak)

253
While walking our dog this evening, I got to watch a young lady who lives down the street practice her softball pitching with her father. She did pretty well, too.

It was good to see that happening and to know that not every young kid wants to hole up inside all day.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 29, 2024 07:53 PM (xG4kz)

254 250 Rugby with sticks, yes, but also hockey without the ice.
Posted by: Eeyore at April 29, 2024 07:50 PM (1bNHn)
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Pfft Hardly.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO, Bird Law Expert at April 29, 2024 07:53 PM (snyZJ)

255 239 Finished 3-2 Arsenal. Soccer thinks because the clock never stops, neither does the action. Hockey is about as close as continuous action as sports can get.
Except for golf. Golf is relentless
Posted by: Jamaica at April 29, 2024 07:45 PM (IG7T0)

The clock stops when WE say it stops. And if we catch you trying to keep track of how much stoppage time is at the end of the game, we will pummel your right out of the stadium.

Posted by: Soccer officials at April 29, 2024 07:54 PM (uTTG7)

256 Soccer has action? That’s truly funny.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 29, 2024 07:55 PM (uTTG7)

257 Of what importance is an argument about how smart or stupid a T Rex was? I think scientists should have to hunt for their own food.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 29, 2024 08:03 PM (w6EFb)

258 257 Of what importance is an argument about how smart or stupid a T Rex was? I think scientists should have to hunt for their own food.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist
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There are scientists and there are science speculators.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 29, 2024 08:04 PM (lCWOD)

259 If

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBHZFYpQ6nc

Posted by: Braenyard at April 29, 2024 08:06 PM (lCWOD)

260 On a totally unrelated note, anyone remember Tiananmen Square? Not sure why that unrelated thought came to my head...

Posted by: American at April 29, 2024 08:37 PM (Omnkt)

261 "Global Tetrahedron" sounds queerly reminiscent of a polycule.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at April 29, 2024 08:44 PM (4I23M)

262 signing in, here, Boss

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 29, 2024 09:35 PM (vtyCZ)

263 if you point out that being against "natalism" makes them "anti-natalist" by definition, they'll call you a liar and claim you're peddling "disinformation" and defamation.
/
Why do they hate South Africa? Or is that they hate Rio Grande do Norte, Brazil?

Posted by: Moses Lambert at April 30, 2024 09:51 AM (j8nVo)

264 Dorley is the DA in the next county over, including Rochester. She is a republican, after leaving the democrats.
She has been a pretty good DA, has a pretty high conviction record, is against all the bail reform and overlooking misdemeanors crap.
Unfortunately she screwed the pooch here. The state bar association is pretty left-wing so I wouldn't be surprised if they try to disbarr her. Also expect recall/impeachment proceedings.
I want to believe that she just had a bad day, that she won't do it again and the county is safer with her as the DA. But if someone abuses their office once...?

Posted by: Jerry at April 30, 2024 06:32 PM (C6UTz)

265 Have you ever considered creating an ebook or guest authoring
on other blogs? I have a blog based upon on the same subjects you discuss and would love to have you share some stories/information. I know my readers would
appreciate your work. If you're even remotely interested, feel free to shoot me
an e-mail.

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