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Wednesday Overnight Open Thread (5/1/24)
Quote I The epitome of delusion is saying you’re pro-life but voting to repeal an abortion ban. The Democratic Party stands and votes on death. AZ Republican state Sen. Anthony Kern
Quote II “We need an apology, fair compensation for our family and other families who have been affected. We have the truth on our side, and we are not going to give up.” Mrs. Jamie Scott, whose husband died from a Kung Flu prick
Quote III ”The police can do the job of clearing out the building, but the DA is then going to drop the charges,” he continued “You can’t drop a charge if we bring a civil lawsuit. So I urge other lawyers in New York– Jews, Gentile, any lawyer– join me, pro bono, in bringing a lawsuit against everybody involved in hurting Jews.” Attorney Alan Dershowitz
Too high for the supermarket and too high for the food truck.
Man charged with stealing food truck in Wilmington
Wilmington police charged a man with stealing a food truck on Wednesday.
I just find the following amusing............ The AG and his Brownshirt thugs probably don't.
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If you want to follow the college age temper tantrums. Here is a link to updates.
The Biden administration has announced another round of canceled student loans, this time for $6.1 billion for 317,000 former students of the Art Institutes. “This institution falsified data, knowingly misled students, and cheated borrowers into taking on mountains of debt without leading to promising career prospects at the end of their studies,” President Joe Biden said in a prepared statement.Between debt forgiveness (illegal), reclassifying marijuana and free amnesty and citizenship to terrorists from Gaza saving democracy is a tough job for MushHead.
Karen, the next time you want to change someone. Take three deep breaths and walk away. Or keep your attorney on speed dial.
Woman Charged With Sexual Battery For Pulling Teen's Skirt In Restaurant
A Utah woman is facing charges of sexual battery after she allegedly assaulted a teenager at a steakhouse in St. George. A viral video on TikTok showed the woman, identified as 48-year-old Ida Ann Lorenzo, arguing with the 19-year-old and her group of friends in the lobby of Sakura Japanese Steakhouse over the length of her skirt. Lorenzo, who claimed to be a government employee, threatened to call Child Protective Services on the teen because her skirt was too short. She claimed she could see the woman's asscheeks and pubic hair. The teen's friends then point out that she's 19. Lorenzo called the police and told the dispatcher that the teen's skirt was "hiked above her vagina and butt." During the call, she admitted to pulling down the teen's skirt because there were children present, and the restaurant staff failed to do anything.
Does this look and sound familar?
Well if the elite pimple popping editorial board says it is not a problem. It has to be true.
Harvard Crimson Editorial Board says male participation in women's sports is simply not an 'issue'
The editorial claims the low number of 'transgender' athletes in collegiate sports constitutes a lack of a problem.
On this day: 1 May 2023
Canadian singer-songwriter and guitarist Gordon Lightfoot died age 84. He had the 1971 UK No.30 single 'If You Could Read My Mind' and the 1974 US No.1 single 'Sundown'. Several of Lightfoot's albums achieved gold and multi-platinum status internationally and his songs have been recorded by many notable artists. The Guess Who recorded a song called 'Lightfoot' on their 1968 album Wheatfield Soul; the lyrics contain many Lightfoot song titles. Via thisdayinmusic.com
Born on this day: 1 May 1945
American recording artist. Rita Coolidge who was a backing singer with Joe Cocker, Leon Russell,Bob Dylan, Jimi Hendrix, Eric Clapton and Delaney and Bonnie. She scored the 1977 UK No.6 & US No.7 single 'We're All Alone'). She was married to singer, songwriter, actor Kris Kristofferson from 1973 to 1980. via thisdayinmusic.com
Born on this day: 1 May 1939
American singer and songwriter Judy Collins who had the 1968 US No. 8 & 1970 UK No.14 single with her cover of the Joni Mitchell song 'Both Sides Now' which won Collins her first Grammy Award for Best Folk Performance. via thisdayinmusic.com
A three-year-old boy accidentally shot himself in the foot with his police officer mother’s gun. The boy opened fire on himself as his mother, a Miami-Dade County Schools cop, was preparing food at their home in Florida, according to the Homestead Police Department. He was airlifted from the home on Southeast 10th Street in Homestead just before 2pm on Sunday to a hospital in Kendall. The boy was listed in stable condition.
Different toddler. Different results. Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.
Barber's Split-Second Decision Saves Toddler From Oncoming Traffic Two barbers have been hailed as heroes for their heroic act of rescuing a toddler from running into oncoming traffic.
Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Diversity. (And maybe a Mystery Click?)
Notice: Posted with permission by the Ace Media Empire & AceCorp, LLC. The ONT proudly produced in the US of A. No, let me repeat myself, no hamsters were injured in the production of this ONT. Now you reading and/or commenting may think otherwise.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Tonypete at May 01, 2024 09:53 PM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: mindful webworker - rainy night in Oklahoma at May 01, 2024 09:53 PM (V30pJ)
Posted by: Tonypete at May 01, 2024 09:53 PM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at May 01, 2024 09:54 PM (hOUT3)
And I liked it.
And I do it again!!
Posted by: Tonypete at May 01, 2024 09:53 PM (WXNFJ)
TMNI
Too much nooded information
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at May 01, 2024 09:55 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: mindful webworker - a bit too slow at May 01, 2024 09:56 PM (V30pJ)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at May 01, 2024 09:56 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 01, 2024 09:56 PM (Sgq8y)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 01, 2024 09:56 PM (8dVe3)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 01, 2024 09:57 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at May 01, 2024 09:57 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan
Quote I identifies as Quote II. Down with the Digitology !!
Posted by: Tonypete at May 01, 2024 09:58 PM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: Farmer at May 01, 2024 09:58 PM (55Qr6)
Posted by: mindful webworker - admirin' at May 01, 2024 09:58 PM (V30pJ)
Posted by: Admiral Spinebender at May 01, 2024 09:58 PM (duT0u)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at May 01, 2024 09:59 PM (SRRAx)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at May 01, 2024 09:57 PM (QGaXH)
Because the hamster hit the wrong key.
Hang on a minute.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at May 01, 2024 09:59 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at May 01, 2024 10:00 PM (dZVON)
Posted by: Pretty much all of them at May 01, 2024 10:01 PM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 01, 2024 09:46 PM (0FoWg)
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I LOL'd.
Shai Hulululululululud!
Posted by: All Hail Eris at May 01, 2024 10:01 PM (FkUwd)
"Originally scheduled for last Thursday, the whole affair had to be delayed because Muslim students were angered that they were not asked to participate and plan the event by the Progressive Student Union. And when the camp was finally established yesterday morning on wet/muddy ground it was raining hard and continued to rain during the day."
Posted by: Kindltot at May 01, 2024 10:02 PM (D7oie)
I spent today painting my daughter's old bedroom. I still liked the tourquoise with silver just not for my library room. A little sad/a little excited for the new plans.
Posted by: Iris, Team Hedgehog at May 01, 2024 10:03 PM (n3DL0)
Wilmington police arrested and charged 24-year-old Joao Vithor De Lara Silva with stealing a food truck.
The Amish, again! And they're not even supposed to drive!
Posted by: mikeski at May 01, 2024 10:03 PM (DgGvY)
Regarding the excuse for forgiving the Art Institute loans because the school misrepresented itself - can't the government go after the school for reimbursement? Or if they won't -can't we the people file suit? Jus' spitballin here....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at May 01, 2024 10:03 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: tankdemon at May 01, 2024 10:03 PM (FeuFo)
"Originally scheduled for last Thursday, the whole affair had to be delayed because Muslim students were angered that they were not asked to participate and plan the event by the Progressive Student Union. And when the camp was finally established yesterday morning on wet/muddy ground it was raining hard and continued to rain during the day."
Posted by: Kindltot at May 01, 2024 10:02 PM (D7oie)
You don't expect those red diapered trust fund kids to camp in the rain do you?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at May 01, 2024 10:03 PM (QXQ4l)
Boz Scaggs did this song as well. Great version.
Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 01, 2024 10:04 PM (8dVe3)
Prayers, please. My wife has a biopsy tomorrow for something in her breast.
They found some benign growth in her last year, so I ask for prayers that this one will also be benign.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 01, 2024 10:04 PM (9yWhg)
I spent today painting my daughter's old bedroom. I still liked the tourquoise with silver just not for my library room. A little sad/a little excited for the new plans.
Posted by: Iris, Team Hedgehog at May 01, 2024 10:03 PM (n3DL0)
Are we angling for some wall coverings?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at May 01, 2024 10:05 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at May 01, 2024 10:06 PM (hOUT3)
Regarding the excuse for forgiving the Art Institute loans because the school misrepresented itself - can't the government go after the school for reimbursement? Or if they won't -can't we the people file suit? Jus' spitballin here....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at May 01, 2024 10:03 PM (QGaXH)
The government actually work to recover funds? LMAO!!!!! Easier to soak us Deplorables.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at May 01, 2024 10:06 PM (QXQ4l)
“This institution falsified data, knowingly misled students, and cheated borrowers into taking on mountains of debt without leading to promising career prospects at the end of their studies,” President Joe Biden said in a prepared statement.
__________
Name one institution of higher education that doesn't do all these.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 01, 2024 10:07 PM (MoZTd)
Posted by: Tonypete at May 01, 2024 10:07 PM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at May 01, 2024 09:57 PM (QGaXH)
Because the hamster hit the wrong key.
Hang on a minute.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at May 01, 2024 09:59 PM (QXQ4l)
Thank You! I would have had trouble sleeping tonight.....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at May 01, 2024 10:07 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at May 01, 2024 10:05 PM (QXQ4l)
hmmmm, library and art gallery?? I ordered 8 bookcases. Won't be a lot of wall space available.
Posted by: Iris, Team Hedgehog at May 01, 2024 10:08 PM (n3DL0)
It sounds like the restaurant in the last photo knows the area. Is this near a college campus or a police station?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 01, 2024 10:08 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at May 01, 2024 09:57 PM (QGaXH)
Because the hamster hit the wrong key.
Hang on a minute.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at May 01, 2024 09:59 PM (QXQ4l)
Thank You! I would have had trouble sleeping tonight.....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at May 01, 2024 10:07 PM (QGaXH)
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Do Pixy's hamsters ever have to spend time in the Barrel?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 01, 2024 10:09 PM (BpYfr)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 01, 2024 10:09 PM (IG4Id)
And I liked it.
And I do it again!!
Posted by: Tonypete at May 01, 2024 09:53 PM (WXNFJ)
TMNI
Too much nooded information
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at May 01, 2024 09:55 PM (QXQ4l)
***
Noodie
Noodie
Noodie!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at May 01, 2024 10:10 PM (W/lyH)
Will do. My girl just got through Cervical Cancer with the help and support of a lot of prayers. God bless her. Be strong for her.
Posted by: Admiral Spinebender at May 01, 2024 10:10 PM (duT0u)
Good damn grief....
Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 01, 2024 10:10 PM (8dVe3)
Posted by: Iris, Team Hedgehog at May 01, 2024 10:08 PM (n3DL0)
You know someday you'll have to move all of those books. Art is easier.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at May 01, 2024 10:11 PM (QXQ4l)
Wow I hate Instagram. Slow to load. Too much overhead. Often won't play. This time could not get audio. And commie.
Oh, well...
Posted by: mindful webworker - gripin' at May 01, 2024 10:11 PM (V30pJ)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
Pixy’s hamsters run along the outside rim of the Barrel. The unfortunate ones fall in.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 01, 2024 10:11 PM (VNX3d)
Be a privilege.
Posted by: TeeJ at May 01, 2024 10:12 PM (xZpzx)
The only way to achieve any kind of justice.
Of course there are vigilantes...
Posted by: Diogenes at May 01, 2024 10:12 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Piper at May 01, 2024 10:12 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at May 01, 2024 10:11 PM (QXQ4l)
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What kind of heresy are we trying to promote here?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 01, 2024 10:13 PM (BpYfr)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at May 01, 2024 09:57 PM (QGaXH)
Because the hamster hit the wrong key.
Hang on a minute.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at May 01, 2024 09:59 PM (QXQ4l)
I thought maybe it was like in the movie 'The Longest Day' where they inserted innocent-sounding messages into the radio program to set the underground saboteurs into action the night before the invasion...
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at May 01, 2024 10:13 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 01, 2024 10:13 PM (R4t5M)
I have to get a bite to eat, cheddar brat w/ sauerkraut. Mashed taters w/ kraut on the side. Should call Dad. Last time we talked he had hit a car in the parking lot at his favorite tavern and didn't know it until cops showed up the next day at home. Great Dad, at 87 you won't have cataract surgery.
I'll report back later, tho I doubt you all are interested. But posting here is cheaper than going to a therapist, and probably more effective regarding results.
Posted by: Farmer at May 01, 2024 10:13 PM (55Qr6)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 01, 2024 10:13 PM (BpYfr)
Kindle?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at May 01, 2024 10:13 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at May 01, 2024 10:13 PM (s3qiR)
Good damn grief....
Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 01, 2024 10:10 PM (8dVe3)
It's okay when Slow Joe does it. Just ask little Bobby DeNiro. But that Trump guy? He's a dictator and bad for our democracy.
Posted by: RickZ at May 01, 2024 10:13 PM (emlEe)
Posted by: Keyboard Hampster at May 01, 2024 10:14 PM (xxG/v)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at May 01, 2024 10:13 PM (QGaXH)
Or maybe I've been watching too many WWII movies.....but Memorial day and D-Day anniversary are coming up fast...
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at May 01, 2024 10:14 PM (QGaXH)
saw something like that some years ago just down the street from where i live, a little girl happily ran out into the street. fortunately the driver hit the brakes in time
Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 01, 2024 10:14 PM (B1FKF)
He then played "The Wreck of the Edmond Fitzgerald." The last mournful notes faded away, there was a moment of silence, then the DJ blurted, "Gee, that's a depressing song!"
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at May 01, 2024 10:15 PM (Q5gdR)
Prayers, please. My wife has a biopsy tomorrow for something in her breast.
They found some benign growth in her last year, so I ask for prayers that this one will also be benign.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
So many prayers being said for both of you.
Posted by: Piper at May 01, 2024 10:15 PM (ZdaMQ)
Thanks for the Lightfoot. Saw him in concert twice and both were outstanding.
The legend lives on from the Chippewa on down . . . . . .
Posted by: LRob in OK at May 01, 2024 10:16 PM (TSQkU)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at May 01, 2024 10:11 PM (QXQ4l)
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What kind of heresy are we trying to promote here?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 01, 2024 10:13 PM (BpYfr)
LOL - Mostly I'm afraid the shelves will already be completely full. And when I downsize - I will have to cull my book collection. But not before!
Posted by: Iris, Team Hedgehog at May 01, 2024 10:16 PM (n3DL0)
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at May 01, 2024 10:16 PM (xxG/v)
They found some benign growth in her last year, so I ask for prayers that this one will also be benign.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
Prayers up!
Posted by: Iris, Team Hedgehog at May 01, 2024 10:17 PM (n3DL0)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 01, 2024 10:04
Prayers just sent Bulgar.
Posted by: Farmer at May 01, 2024 10:17 PM (55Qr6)
Posted by: Braenyard at May 01, 2024 10:17 PM (lCWOD)
Good to see a fine, actual lyricist featured and, in my book, the finest of at least my time get a mention on another featured.
Posted by: TeeJ at May 01, 2024 10:18 PM (xZpzx)
Posted by: Braenyard at May 01, 2024 10:17 PM (lCWOD)
Well that eliminates me.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at May 01, 2024 10:18 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 01, 2024 10:18 PM (R4t5M)
And I liked it.
And I do it again!!
Posted by: Tonypete at May 01, 2024 09:53 PM (WXNFJ)
I do it, I love to do it. I just did it and I'm ready to do it again, don't tell me you don't do it!
Posted by: King Louis XVI at May 01, 2024 10:19 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Braenyard at May 01, 2024 10:19 PM (lCWOD)
Posted by: GWB at May 01, 2024 10:20 PM (1zxQh)
Posted by: mikeski at May 01, 2024 10:20 PM (DgGvY)
The Horde is the best.
I love you all.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 01, 2024 10:20 PM (9yWhg)
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 01, 2024 10:21 PM (HMS1n)
Posted by: Iris, Team Hedgehog at May 01, 2024 10:08 PM (n3DL0)
D'ya remember when a nice library would feature a (sometimes ornate) glass-fronted rifle case, in which one's finest samples were on proud display?
Back before the thievery days.
Bass. Turds.
*pours bourbon* ONT Greetings, Horde. CHEERS!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 01, 2024 10:21 PM (e6UQI)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZpk0A4hZes
1:08 minutes
Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at May 01, 2024 10:22 PM (vtyCZ)
Posted by: Braenyard
Alan has $$$$. How about he work pro bono, but then offers to pay other lawyers to help out.
Money talks, Alan.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 01, 2024 10:22 PM (HMS1n)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 01, 2024 10:23 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: King Louis XVI at May 01, 2024 10:19 PM (4I/2K)
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Obligatory:
"It's good to be the king."
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 01, 2024 10:23 PM (BpYfr)
Posted by: TRex at May 01, 2024 10:23 PM (GVtCz)
The boy was listed in stable condition.
That's pretty amazing. I wasn't very stable at three years old when I could use both my feet.....
Posted by: mikeski at May 01, 2024 10:23 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Jim at May 01, 2024 10:23 PM (e6UQI)
The left, once again, strives to reach a new low:
https://tinyurl.com/bd5numu3
Posted by: Tonypete at May 01, 2024 10:25 PM (WXNFJ)
30 stars sing Led Zeppelin's classic! Order now!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QFDsUgjqIo
2:08 minutes
Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at May 01, 2024 10:25 PM (vtyCZ)
Yeah, mon! Can't we all just get along?
All you need is Love.
And ammo.. and money..
🫣
Posted by: mindful webworker - frenz at May 01, 2024 10:25 PM (V30pJ)
The left, once again, strives to reach a new low:
https://tinyurl.com/bd5numu3
Posted by: Tonypete at May 01, 2024 10:25 PM
Please let that be a joke. Also, it needs to be a whole lot bigger to come close to simulating.
Posted by: Piper at May 01, 2024 10:28 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: Cosda at May 01, 2024 10:28 PM (QhggB)
SCTV - Joni Mitchell - For Dogs Only
Joni sings songs to share with your dog!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDNgzvvQPzA
1:31 minutes
Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at May 01, 2024 10:29 PM (vtyCZ)
Posted by: TeeJ at May 01, 2024 10:30 PM (xZpzx)
That was my thought but I can't be sure. Which probably says something in itself.
Posted by: Oddbob at May 01, 2024 10:30 PM (/y8xj)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 01, 2024 10:30 PM (JfVRc)
And ammo.. and money..
Posted by: mindful webworker - frenz at May 01, 2024 10:25 PM (V30pJ)
Don't forget the lawyers!
Posted by: Warren Zevon at May 01, 2024 10:30 PM (emlEe)
Anyone have it?
Posted by: Braenyard at May 01, 2024 10:31 PM (lCWOD)
Posted by: GWB at May 01, 2024 10:20 PM (1zxQh)
A woman of legal age, in a too short skirt? Pictures, or it didn't happen.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at May 01, 2024 10:32 PM (Q5gdR)
"It's good to be the king."
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
Count de Monet: I have come on the most urgent of business. It is said that the people are revolting!
Louis XVI: You said it; they stink on ice
and:
Madame Defarge: We are so poor! We don't even have a language! Just a stupid accent!
Peasant Man: She's right. She's right. We all sound like Maurice Chevalier.
King Louis XVI: They are my people! I am their sovereign! I LOVE Them. Pull! [shoots peasant flung into air] Drifting to the left..
and don't forget Jacques, the Garçon de Piss:
Count De Monet: [realizing that the King and Jacques look like each other] That's it! Your Majesty, you look like the piss boy!
King Louis XVI: [offended] And you look like a bucket of shit!
Posted by: John Drake Nearing The Caspian Sea at May 01, 2024 10:32 PM (u/Zei)
The left, once again, strives to reach a new low:
https://tinyurl.com/bd5numu3
Posted by: Tonypete at May 01, 2024 10:25 PM (WXNFJ)
A baby shaped ass dildo. How creative.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at May 01, 2024 10:33 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: GWB
And yet, we're the bad guys because of our male gaze.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 01, 2024 10:33 PM (WXNFJ)
WAR. What a great song, and a really cute video as well.
Miss that band.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 01, 2024 10:33 PM (nyML8)
Posted by: Braenyard at May 01, 2024 10:33 PM (lCWOD)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at May 01, 2024 10:33 PM (SRRAx)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 01, 2024 10:33 PM (JfVRc)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 01, 2024 10:35 PM (8zz6B)
Great photo up top and nice tune behind it.
Where do those people get off thinking they have the right to determine what other people should wear, or think, or do? Unreal.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at May 01, 2024 10:35 PM (U3L4U)
They found some benign growth in her last year, so I ask for prayers that this one will also be benign.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
Praying now.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 01, 2024 10:35 PM (nyML8)
Posted by: Tonypete
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Some things can't be unseen... thanks Tonypete, thanks.😱🤯😳🤮
Posted by: lin-duh at May 01, 2024 10:36 PM (PZo5T)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 01, 2024 10:36 PM (R4t5M)
Posted by: mindful webworker - admirin' at May 01, 2024 09:58 PM (V30pJ)
Looks like a PreCambrian Shield lake, judging by the rocks.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 01, 2024 10:36 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 01, 2024 10:36 PM (63Dwl)
I done drawed that turtle and sent it in, and I just poor as a result. Damned TV Guide.
Posted by: Art said it wouldn't do that thing in my mouth, but it did, gosh darn it. at May 01, 2024 10:36 PM (0fJsj)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 01, 2024 10:38 PM (0eaVi)
They found some benign growth in her last year, so I ask for prayers that this one will also be benign.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 01, 2024 10:04 PM (9yWhg)
Many negative returns, Bulgar.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 01, 2024 10:38 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: OrangeEnt
Unplug the ONT and plug it back in.
Wait, you can't see this can you?
Posted by: Tonypete at May 01, 2024 10:38 PM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: Smell the Glove
Turn it into a game show, based on the student loan recipient’s knowledge of science, history (taught pre-1985?), and mathematics. The winner gets loan forgiveness, because the losers now are on the hook for it.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 01, 2024 10:39 PM (VNX3d)
The only way to achieve any kind of justice.
Of course there are vigilantes...
Posted by: Diogenes at May 01, 2024 10:12 PM (W/lyH)
Embrace the power of "and".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 01, 2024 10:40 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Some Rat at May 01, 2024 10:40 PM (vJiyU)
"By means of ever more effective methods of mind manipulation, the democracies will change their nature; the quaint old forms… elections, parliaments, supreme courts and all the rest… will remain.
The underlying substance will be a new kind of Totalitarianism. All the traditional names, all the hallowed slogans will remain exactly like they were in the good old days. Democracy & freedom will be the theme of every broadcast & editorial. Meanwhile, the ruling oligarchy and its highly trained elite will quietly run the show as they see fit."
Aldous Huxley, 1962
Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at May 01, 2024 10:41 PM (vtyCZ)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient
If the web is to be believed, some women feel completely entitled to dictate to other women what they should or shouldn't wear. Their motives aren't always clear.
Posted by: John Drake Nearing The Caspian Sea at May 01, 2024 10:42 PM (u/Zei)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 01, 2024 10:43 PM (9yWhg)
They found some benign growth in her last year, so I ask for prayers that this one will also be benign.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 01, 2024 10:04 PM (9yWhg)
* * * *
Prayers up for the both of you!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at May 01, 2024 10:44 PM (U3L4U)
Posted by: filler at May 01, 2024 10:44 PM (Vpw0O)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Live from Missoula at May 01, 2024 10:44 PM (gPzkP)
"'F**k Joe Biden' Chant Unites Pro-Palestinian and Counter-Protestors at University of Alabama"
https://tinyurl.com/yc4fuj3t
Posted by: Paco at May 01, 2024 10:45 PM (njExo)
Hey, have you seen the "time traveler" video linked in the front-page right-hand sidebar? (I don't always check the sidebar; Daughter pointed me to it.)
I'm prejudiced, of course, but I like my 2014 comic webwork better. (I've linked to this several times, but if you haven't seen it, it's new to you, right?) (So, when does mine get featured in a sidebar? 😛 )
Time Traveler's Conundrum
We had the best of intentions
http://bit.ly/rewrite-time
or linked in nic.
Posted by: mindful webworker - dark humorist at May 01, 2024 10:46 PM (V30pJ)
This is a toughie. I don't care what one says or prints, it's protected!
Now, if someone was physically touched, hit, bumped...sue their asses off AND throw them into the deepest darkest solitary confinement hole on the planet.
Posted by: Some Rat at May 01, 2024 10:46 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: Paco at May 01, 2024 10:46 PM (njExo)
Posted by: filler
Stalin wins just by score.
Posted by: Some Rat at May 01, 2024 10:47 PM (vJiyU)
We had the best of intentions
http://bit.ly/rewrite-time
or linked in nic.
Posted by: mindful webworker
Weird how moderns think you have to have killed people in the past to change outcomes.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 01, 2024 10:48 PM (IG4Id)
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It would be a bonus for any lawyer to say that he worked with Alan.
It would be a bonus for any lawyer to work with Alan.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 01, 2024 10:48 PM (lCWOD)
Because I have run out of YouTube videos to watch and Reddit sub threads posts to read I have been getting up to speed on the history of these bikes. I am sure not even yelling free beer at me would disrupt this insanity.
Anyhow during my research I came across the Honda CT 90 I grew up riding in the woods and later around town whole playing chicken with 1970's Pontiac Bonnevilles.
Note the convenient two sprocket solution for changing the gear ratio of the 4 speed semi auto transmission. With the small sprocket on I think it hit a bit over 40 MPH a few times on flat ground. It was a beast.
https://tinyurl.com/7frfn5mv
Posted by: lost in space at May 01, 2024 10:50 PM (kGeV7)
Now, if someone was physically touched, hit, bumped...sue their asses off AND throw them into the deepest darkest solitary confinement hole on the planet.
Posted by: Some Rat at May 01, 2024 10:46 PM (vJiyU)
I don't think death threats are protected speech.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 01, 2024 10:50 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: weft cut-loop
Exorcism would probably be enough in most cases worth time-traveling for.
Maybe even just getting the tyrant laid more often would help.
But why take that chance?
Posted by: mikeski at May 01, 2024 10:50 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: John Drake Nearing The Caspian Sea at May 01, 2024 10:50 PM (u/Zei)
Posted by: filler
Stalin wins just by score.
Posted by: Some Rat at May 01, 2024 10:47 PM (vJiyU)
Fucking bush league.
Posted by: Mao at May 01, 2024 10:52 PM (R4t5M)
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Uh, uh, the kid didn't get hurt, he just got a little, flattened.
*waves left hand*
Posted by: Floyd the Barber at May 01, 2024 10:52 PM (bo7UB)
Posted by: weft cut-loop
I certainly didn't originate the trope -- I just riffed on it.
☺️
Posted by: mindful webworker - dark humorist at May 01, 2024 10:53 PM (V30pJ)
https://tinyurl.com/7frfn5mv
Posted by: lost in space at May 01, 2024 10:50 PM (kGeV7)
I had a Honda CT-70 Mini-Trail. Great little bike. Sold it because i realized I wasn't using it enough to justify keeping it. Let it go to someone who will love it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 01, 2024 10:53 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: John Drake Nearing The Caspian Sea at May 01, 2024 10:50 PM (u/Zei)
Could just be jealousy.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 01, 2024 10:55 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Seems the current resident of 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. did that to about half the citizens. ("I don't think you can defend against an F-15...")
Posted by: Some Rat at May 01, 2024 10:55 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: John Drake
Did you just try to understand women?
Posted by: mikeski at May 01, 2024 10:56 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Mao
Relative to original population?
You tyrants ain't got nothing on Pol Pot! I even got the kids to do a lot of the killing!
Pol (it's pronounced "Low", not "Lah-os") Pot
Posted by: John Drake Nearing The Caspian Sea at May 01, 2024 10:57 PM (u/Zei)
I would be all giddy if I could take this lunatic to a Twin Peak's. I walked into the one in Odessa, TX thinking it was like an Applebee's. I never had considered until that moment where these nitwit pop tarts, parading around in the lingerie, would get a tattoo. I was highly amused by whole visit. Especially the goof ball dudes who never figured out they were not getting lucky that evening.
Posted by: lost in space at May 01, 2024 10:58 PM (kGeV7)
Posted by: John Drake Nearing The Caspian Sea
We need commonsense hooha and asscheek control!!
Posted by: Tonypete at May 01, 2024 10:58 PM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: Jim Jones, Jonestown is my bag baby! at May 01, 2024 10:59 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: mikeski
I've been married for thirty-four years - I have long known the error of even making the attempt.
Posted by: John Drake Nearing The Caspian Sea at May 01, 2024 10:59 PM (u/Zei)
Posted by: Diogenes at May 01, 2024 10:59 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Montec at May 01, 2024 11:00 PM (tpjlM)
Posted by: Heterosexual White Guy commercial actor at May 01, 2024 11:00 PM (G/662)
"Originally scheduled for last Thursday, the whole affair had to be delayed because Muslim students were angered that they were not asked to participate and plan the event by the Progressive Student Union. And when the camp was finally established yesterday morning on wet/muddy ground it was raining hard and continued to rain during the day."
Posted by: Kindltot at May 01, 2024 10:02 PM (D7oie)
You don't expect those red diapered trust fund kids to camp in the rain do you?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at May 01, 2024 10:03 PM (QXQ4l)
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I thought maybe, as so-called college material, one of them would have checked the weather forecast?
Posted by: Ciampino - A black panther doesn't change its spots... at May 01, 2024 11:01 PM (qfLjt)
But, Obama's DOE in cooperation with Steve Eisman placed rules on for-profit colleges that did not apply to government and "non profit" private schools like Harvard.
They put my company, and me, out of work. Our students have degrees and credit from schools that no longer exist because the government destroyed those colleges
I hope everyone is having a great night. I am having a lovely late morning.
Posted by: meh at May 01, 2024 11:01 PM (n+Veq)
Posted by: Tonypete
Steady there Tony, this will require long and intensive study, both in the field and in home settings.
Posted by: Some Rat at May 01, 2024 11:02 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * pronouns not allowed, adjectives encouraged at May 01, 2024 11:02 PM (3OJZ3)
Posted by: Heterosexual White Guy commercial actor
So? How do you know the baby you kill after time-traveling is the same person? You can't. You in fact are not God.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 01, 2024 11:03 PM (IG4Id)
Posted by: Braenyard at May 01, 2024 11:04 PM (lCWOD)
It was all the carnage and repression before and after the war that sort of spoiled it for him.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 01, 2024 11:04 PM (bo7UB)
Posted by: weft cut-loop
If you could time-travel you'd sure feel like Him though.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 01, 2024 11:05 PM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: Sock Monkey
The intertubes says they are a fruit, a berry in particular. I say just claim they are a vegetable and immediately start making poppers.
Posted by: lost in space at May 01, 2024 11:05 PM (kGeV7)
Posted by: Sock Monkey
Botanically fruits, culinarily vegetables.
Posted by: mikeski at May 01, 2024 11:05 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: raimondo at May 01, 2024 11:07 PM (PEgsn)
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The tiny toothbrush mustache is the tell.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 01, 2024 11:07 PM (bo7UB)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Seems the current resident of 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. did that to about half the citizens. ("I don't think you can defend against an F-15...")
Posted by: Some Rat at May 01, 2024 10:5
And they say Trump's rhetoric is incendiary. Go figure.
Posted by: Farmer at May 01, 2024 11:07 PM (55Qr6)
That’s saying something.
Posted by: Montec at May 01, 2024 11:08 PM (tpjlM)
Posted by: Heterosexual White Guy commercial actor at May 01, 2024 11:08 PM (G/662)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * pronouns not allowed, adjectives encouraged at May 01, 2024 11:08 PM (3OJZ3)
Posted by: Tonypete
How do you know you are the agent that caused the time-travel? You don't, Gnostic.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 01, 2024 11:08 PM (IG4Id)
Posted by: raimondo on tap at May 01, 2024 11:09 PM (oGyF9)
Posted by: Tonypete
Something something, "concealed carry."
Something, something something, "printing."
Posted by: stewieski at May 01, 2024 11:09 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 01, 2024 11:09 PM (bo7UB)
Posted by: raimondo at May 01, 2024 11:09 PM (PEgsn)
Posted by: Gref at May 01, 2024 11:10 PM (5fDan)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 01, 2024 11:10 PM (IG4Id)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 01, 2024 11:10 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Heterosexual White Guy commercial actor
This is true - little in the known behavioral evidence suggests Moas were overly aggressive. Unlike emus - just ask the Australian government.
Posted by: John Drake Nearing The Caspian Sea at May 01, 2024 11:10 PM (u/Zei)
Posted by: Tonypete at May 01, 2024 11:10 PM (WXNFJ)
It's gonna be a long campaign season: April 30, 2024
Heather Cox Richardson
May 01, 2024
"This morning, Time magazine published a cover story by Eric Cortellessa about what Trump is planning for a second term. Based on two interviews with Trump and conversations with more than a dozen of his closest advisors, the story lays out Trump’s conviction that he was 'too nice' in his first term and that he would not make such a mistake again.
Cortellessa writes that Trump intends to establish 'an imperial presidency that would reshape America and its role in the world.' " . . .
https://tinyurl.com/cc5bvfpn
Posted by: KT at May 01, 2024 11:10 PM (rrtZS)
Is Watermelon A Fruit Or A Vegetable?
Watermelon growing on the vine.. If you talk to a botanist, they'll maintain that watermelon is a fruit because it develops from the plant's ovary after flowering and holds the seeds. A vegetable is anything eaten from other parts of a plant, like spinach leaves or carrots huffpost.com
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So, watermelon, cantaloupe, squash, tomato, are fruits?
My girlfriend said she had toronjas. She was kind of fruity.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 01, 2024 11:11 PM (lCWOD)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 01, 2024 11:11 PM (IG4Id)
A short skirt....and a looooooooong prison sentence
Posted by: Going the distance with this one at May 01, 2024 11:11 PM (ibTVg)
Posted by: Tonypete at May 01, 2024 11:12 PM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: Tonypete at May 01, 2024 10:58 PM
When ladies were allowed the right to vote under the 19th Amendment, the penumbras and emanations clearly indicate that the right to keep and bear hoohas and asscheeks shall not be infringed!
(However, the right to bare your asscheeks shall be infringed by all shriveled up Karens if they are given a scintilla of power.)
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at May 01, 2024 11:12 PM (HlyYF)
Posted by: Braenyard at May 01, 2024 11:13 PM (lCWOD)
https://tinyurl.com/3e9dtupa
Posted by: lost in space at May 01, 2024 11:13 PM (kGeV7)
(Although in the original cut of the film, he actually did, but the studio and the test audiences gave a near unanimous thumbs down.)
Posted by: John Drake Nearing The Caspian Sea at May 01, 2024 11:13 PM (u/Zei)
==
Based on
Cortellessa writes that Trump intends to establish 'an imperial presidency that would reshape America and its role in the world.' " . . .
https://tinyurl.com/cc5bvfpn
Posted by: KT at May 01, 2024 11:10 PM (rrtZS)
Anyway.
Does this mean that all the retards who said they would leave the US if OrangeManBad were elected in 2016 will *finally* GTFO if he is re-elected in 2024?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 01, 2024 11:13 PM (llON8)
Posted by: trabajador web consciente at May 01, 2024 11:14 PM (V30pJ)
Posted by: weft cut-loop
Exorcism would probably be enough in most cases worth time-traveling for.
Maybe even just getting the tyrant laid more often would help.
But why take that chance?
Posted by: mikeski at May 01, 2024 10:50 PM (DgGvY)
Just get him a job with the mafia. He works out his personality issues in a way that blends with "normal" society instead of overturning it.
Posted by: GWB at May 01, 2024 11:14 PM (1zxQh)
Posted by: mikeski
Yea, in Mrs. Sock's rule book they won't pass vegtable muster. That's ok. Wednesday is Sock cooks for himself night. Mrs Sock goes into town to play cards with her mom. So technically, I had fruit ( jalapeños) and vegetables (onions) with my scrambled eggs. I might forget to mention the 5 pieces of bacon, 3 sausages and 2 pieces of toast.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * pronouns not allowed, adjectives encouraged at May 01, 2024 11:14 PM (3OJZ3)
Posted by: Minnfidel at May 01, 2024 11:15 PM (4p0Xq)
Of course it was a prepared statement. His brain is melted. You're going to an Art School. If they are telling you that a degree there will have you pulling in 6 figures, you're an idiot for believing them. A fool and their money are soon parted.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at May 01, 2024 11:15 PM (YoT4f)
Posted by: Tonypete at May 01, 2024 11:12 PM (WXNFJ)
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It's AU.
Artificial Unintelligence
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 01, 2024 11:15 PM (bo7UB)
https://tinyurl.com/cc5bvfpn
Posted by: KT at May 01, 2024 11:10 PM (rrtZS)
It moved.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 01, 2024 11:16 PM (8zz6B)
We could only hope.
Posted by: Heterosexual White Guy commercial actor at May 01, 2024 11:16 PM (G/662)
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Ok I’ll vote for him twice now.
Posted by: Montec at May 01, 2024 11:16 PM (tpjlM)
A short skirt....and a looooooooong prison sentence
Posted by: Going the distance with this one at May 01, 2024 11:11 PM
Well that was speedy.
Posted by: Minnfidel at May 01, 2024 11:16 PM (4p0Xq)
https://tinyurl.com/3e9dtupa
Posted by: lost in space at May 01, 2024 11:13 PM (kGeV7)
Now I'm hungry.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 01, 2024 11:17 PM (llON8)
Anybody know why watermelon slices are depicted on some of the protest signs and banners? Is watermelon the National Fruit of Hamas-estine?
Posted by: Gref at May 01, 2024 11:17 PM (5fDan)
Posted by: Going the distance with this one at May 01, 2024 11:11 PM (ibTVg)
Heh. Even I get that reference.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 01, 2024 11:17 PM (8zz6B)
Huh? And just think, not long ago she enthusiastically voted for a guy that promised to 'fundamentally change America'.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 01, 2024 11:17 PM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket
We really need to push this along. "Look, if you leave, think of all the press you'll get! YOU"LL be one of the few who stood by their convictions! Do it for the children."
Posted by: Some Rat at May 01, 2024 11:18 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: Montec at May 01, 2024 11:18 PM (tpjlM)
191 Posted by: Heterosexual White Guy commercial actor at May 01, 2024 11:16 PM (G/662)
192 Posted by: Montec at May 01, 2024 11:16 PM (tpjlM)
"I already said I was voting for him, you don't have to sell it to me!"
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 01, 2024 11:18 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at May 01, 2024 10:03 PM (QGaXH)
The Art Institute no longer exists — they shut down in Sept of last year. I got my AA from them back in '90, and I not only paid my loans back, I've also enjoyed a three-plus decade career in advertising design and production.
I can attest to their focus on tuition instead of talent. I would say that more than half of the students there when I attended had no business being there, other than to pay said tuition. Fortunately, there were true professionals on the faculty who took the time to focus on and encourage those of us who were there to become professionals.
All that said, I'd be happy to take my T-square and vigorously apply it to the back of every head who wants me to assume their debt.
Posted by: goozer at May 01, 2024 11:18 PM (5aMWQ)
Posted by: Sock Monkey
That's all the food groups..... wait, no dairy? Better have some ice cream to top that off.
Posted by: mikeski at May 01, 2024 11:18 PM (DgGvY)
https://tinyurl.com/cc5bvfpn
Posted by: KT at May 01, 2024 11:10
Well after this POS globalist Slow Joe I'm all for it. Rock on Don.
Posted by: Farmer at May 01, 2024 11:19 PM (55Qr6)
Posted by: Tonypete at May 01, 2024 11:05 PM (WXNFJ)
So, you're saying you would be LIKE God?
Hmmm, where have I heard that before....
Posted by: GWB at May 01, 2024 11:19 PM (1zxQh)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 01, 2024 11:13 PM
When they leave, can we stow about 25 million illegal aliens in their carry-on baggage?
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at May 01, 2024 11:19 PM (HlyYF)
https://www.twitch.tv/1strespondersmedia
Posted by: Ciampino - revolting you say, I say disgusting at May 01, 2024 11:21 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 01, 2024 11:08 PM (IG4Id)
Nice return!
Posted by: GWB at May 01, 2024 11:21 PM (1zxQh)
Posted by: lost in space at May 01, 2024 11:21 PM (kGeV7)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at May 01, 2024 11:22 PM (YoT4f)
https://tinyurl.com/3e9dtupa
Posted by: lost in space at May 01, 2024 11:13 PM (kGeV7)
Now I'm hungry.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket
I call it the Heat and Sweet.
Posted by: lost in space at May 01, 2024 11:23 PM (kGeV7)
Posted by: Lt. Aldo Apache Raines at May 01, 2024 11:23 PM (3OJZ3)
Posted by: Montec at May 01, 2024 11:18 PM (tpjlM)
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A sammich is defined by two outsides and one inside.
What have you got?
Posted by: Ciampino - Revolting you say, I say disgusting at May 01, 2024 11:26 PM (qfLjt)
Just get him admitted as an 18 y.o. to an Ivy League university instead.
That way his dumb ass would be even dumber and Mein Kampf would just be a collection of plagiarized crab soup recipes stolen from some Cherokee squaw.
In that scenario, he would only risen as high as President of Columbia University.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at May 01, 2024 11:26 PM (HlyYF)
If Trump is completely and totally successful in his presidency...and this would be well beyond what we can expect...he'd return America to about where it was in the 90s.
Remember, Trump is a 90s moderate Democrat.
The fact that the left/GOPe seem to fear that so much indicates just how screwed up this country is right now.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 01, 2024 11:27 PM (ibTVg)
Posted by: Heterosexual White Guy commercial actor at May 01, 2024 11:27 PM (G/662)
No, he won't, but you do you, Time Magazine Lackey.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at May 01, 2024 11:28 PM (YoT4f)
Posted by: John Drake Nearing The Caspian Sea at May 01, 2024 11:28 PM (u/Zei)
Posted by: Heterosexual White Guy commercial actor at May 01, 2024 11:08 PM (G/662
You forget Lenin, who was a bougie revolutionary who destroyed his nation and his people for power.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 01, 2024 11:29 PM (D7oie)
I drink 3+ gallons of milk a week by my lonesome, so not a problem. Now that the goats milk season is starting it gets even tastier. Didn't have any fried potatoes tonight so I felt like I did the moderation thing.
Posted by: Lt. Aldo Apache Raines at May 01, 2024 11:29 PM (3OJZ3)
A time traveler emerges from a portal in front of a man walking his dog. He quickly explains to the dog walker that he just returned from the past having killed noted German tyrant Herman Schnabel and saving us all from his tyranny of...having killed hundreds, maybe thousands of people in his death camps.
The dog walker asks...don't you mean Hitler? And the time traveler is confused. So he brings up Hitler's wiki page and hands it to the time traveler as his face goes from a look of triumph to horror....
Posted by: 18-1 at May 01, 2024 11:30 PM (ibTVg)
Posted by: chris+opher at May 01, 2024 11:30 PM (dSco/)
How do you know the time line you wake up to in the morning is the same one you fell asleep to the night before?
How do you know this moment is truly contiguous with the last?
How do you know it's not all a dream, light passing by on a screen, and there's you and I on a beam?
I, for one, am going to bed and ponder these mysteries. Or probably just sleep. G'night, y'all.
https://youtu.be/8Ma1bmBv_nc
💤
Posted by: mindful webworker - speeding through the universe at May 01, 2024 11:30 PM (V30pJ)
Pullin a skirt is this years get off my lawn.
Posted by: Pete Bog at May 01, 2024 11:31 PM (qwI1K)
Posted by: Tonypete at May 01, 2024 11:12 PM (WXNFJ)
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It's AU.
Artificial Unintelligence
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 01, 2024 11:15 PM (bo7UB)
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Considering the valid metric: Moron > Imbecile > Idiot
Artificial Idiocy and when it gets better Artificial Imbecility
Posted by: Ciampino - Revolting you say? I say disgusting at May 01, 2024 11:32 PM (qfLjt)
He walks home and has a time machine and goes in...
He returns to class the next day and chats with his friend. Hey you know how boring this week's segment has been? Well, I tell you this, I made sure Artiste Hitler never even got into art school so the rest of this week should be a lot more exciting...
Posted by: 18-1 at May 01, 2024 11:32 PM (ibTVg)
Posted by: polynikes at May 01, 2024 11:33 PM (MNhXM)
Posted by: mindful webworker
We all experience sleep. No one that we know of has created a time-machine for the express purpose of murdering people in the past. Bad dodge.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 01, 2024 11:34 PM (IG4Id)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket
We really need to push this along. "Look, if you leave, think of all the press you'll get! YOU"LL be one of the few who stood by their convictions! Do it for the children."
Posted by: Some Rat
If they move to Davos, they won’t even need to travel for the next WEF meeting.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 01, 2024 11:35 PM (VNX3d)
I just assume it's not.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at May 01, 2024 11:35 PM (dZVON)
Posted by: Ciampino - legs are great at May 01, 2024 11:35 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 01, 2024 11:34 PM (IG4Id)
If you had a time machine that would let you go into the past to murder somebody, would you tell anybody?
I never did.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 01, 2024 11:36 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Ciampino - legs are great at May 01, 2024 11:35 PM (qfLjt)
cuts to the chase!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 01, 2024 11:37 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Heterosexual White Guy commercial actor at May 01, 2024 11:37 PM (G/662)
Posted by: Ciampino - revolting you say, I say disgusting
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Bomb them with gallons of silly string.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 01, 2024 11:37 PM (lCWOD)
Posted by: Heterosexual White Guy commercial actor at May 01, 2024 11:37 PM (G/662)
that's nice.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 01, 2024 11:39 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 01, 2024 11:39 PM (bo7UB)
Posted by: Ciampino - legs are great
I saw a juried photo show once where the theme was "In The Shadow of the Bush."
It was exactly what you think it was.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 01, 2024 11:39 PM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: Braenyard at May 01, 2024 11:37 PM
I suspect a properly supplied Bacon Wench could disperse that crowd in under five minutes.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at May 01, 2024 11:40 PM (HlyYF)
Old and busted: Going commando so no one can see you
New hotness: Going commando so everyone sees every bit of you
Posted by: 18-1 at May 01, 2024 11:40 PM (ibTVg)
Posted by: Ciampino - revolting you say, I say disgusting
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Bomb them with gallons of silly string.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 01, 2024 11:37 PM (lCWOD)
Fuckers played an ad. Shut it down. Twitchy has turned to shit, and it was not a big switch.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 01, 2024 11:40 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at May 01, 2024 11:40 PM (YoT4f)
If I had a time machine, I wouldn't be worried about trying to change history and kill bad guys. I'd be doing a lot more fun things you could do.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 01, 2024 11:40 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: polynikes at May 01, 2024 11:41 PM (MNhXM)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 01, 2024 11:41 PM (0eaVi)
I never did.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 01, 2024 11:36 PM (8zz6B)
Oh, c'mon, at some point you know you'd write a tell-all.
The real question is do you write it in the past as a future fiction thing or in the future as a memoir? Or... both?
Posted by: GWB at May 01, 2024 11:41 PM (1zxQh)
The real question is do you write it in the past as a future fiction thing or in the future as a memoir? Or... both?
Posted by: GWB at May 01, 2024 11:41 PM (1zxQh)
Well, I'm not finished yet.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 01, 2024 11:42 PM (8zz6B)
I never did.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
How do you know for certain that machine is a time-travel machine that is explicitly linked to our current time line? How do you know that you're just know you're not hallucinating in this one about to murder some kid in Austria?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 01, 2024 11:42 PM (IG4Id)
Ok, I watched the video. It is mostly Ida arguing with another girl who is...not commando girl?...Not commando girl is average height and wearing a short skirt to about mid thigh.
Two of the other girls in the friends group though appear to be really, really tall. So I wonder if part of the issue was that commando girl was wearing a "normal" mini-skirt for an average height women but she herself was also really tall.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 01, 2024 11:43 PM (ibTVg)
Speaking of, there was the thotiest of gym thots today with paint on yoga pants and top with massive cleavage. Made it damn near impossible to work out. She seemed to enjoy tormenting the men, who are forbidden to gaze.
Posted by: Ripley at May 01, 2024 11:43 PM (KVw8n)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 01, 2024 11:40 PM (w6EFb)
Thinking Bill and Ted, are we?
Posted by: GWB at May 01, 2024 11:43 PM (1zxQh)
Posted by: publius
Like undo some of the ill advised things said the killed a budding relationship? What if the outcome then took a different path that didn't lead to owning a time-machine?
What happens - or doesn't, then?
Posted by: Tonypete at May 01, 2024 11:43 PM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: Heterosexual White Guy commercial actor at May 01, 2024 11:37 PM (G/662)
Lenin died many years in age before the other three so his low body count wasn't for a lack of desire. Thank Fanny Kaplan.
Posted by: RickZ at May 01, 2024 11:43 PM (emlEe)
Posted by: 18-1 at May 01, 2024 11:44 PM (ibTVg)
Posted by: Braenyard at May 01, 2024 11:44 PM (lCWOD)
Posted by: Leon T at May 01, 2024 11:46 PM (MeG8a)
Posted by: Heterosexual White Guy commercial actor at May 01, 2024 11:46 PM (G/662)
Like Mr. Micawber, maybe they're reduced to hoping that "something may turn up."
Whether Hamas accepts the truce proposal or not, either way it's going to be manifestly clear that they're NOT winning.
Posted by: mnw at May 01, 2024 11:46 PM (NLIak)
My fun things would be going back millions and billions of years and just checking out what was going on the planet. Watch history unfold in different places and see what really happened, etc, etc.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 01, 2024 11:47 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: mikeski at May 01, 2024 11:48 PM (DgGvY)
Wait a minute...you aren't the guy that put a bunch of monkeys on a raft from Africa to S America are you?
Posted by: 18-1 at May 01, 2024 11:48 PM (ibTVg)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 01, 2024 11:47 PM (w6EFb)
Will a .303 SMLE really take down a T-Rex?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 01, 2024 11:48 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 01, 2024 11:50 PM (CHHv1)
Posted by: Braenyard at May 01, 2024 11:44 PM (lCWOD)
Not off me, they won't.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 01, 2024 11:50 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: OrqangeEnt at May 01, 2024 11:50 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Little brain in that big head. Aim steady.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 01, 2024 11:50 PM (lCWOD)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 01, 2024 11:47 PM (w6EFb)
when you returned you could correct all the dinosaur skeletons in the museums.
But snark aside id like to see how they built the pyramids. I suspect just a massive amount of man power and nothing special.
Posted by: polynikes at May 01, 2024 11:51 PM (MNhXM)
Um...unreal that people should be expected to *wear* enough clothing to cover their private parts when in public? Unreal that anyone should *think* that people should be mannerly in public? Unreal that it's not okay to *do* one's thing in public, when reason, restraint, or decency is cast to the wind?
Pulling someone's skirt down is obviously crossing a boundary; those girls were aggressive in their assertion that they were 19, entitled and proud of how/what/who they are. I would have simply left the premises without comment, glad that they weren't my daughters for whom I needed to be embarrassed.
Theodore Dalrymple (Dr Anthony Daniels, retired UK prison psychiatrist) writes about today's youth, their behavior, speech, attitudes...and how we are the benefactors (?) of their enlightened conduct in public *and* private.
Posted by: Ju at May 01, 2024 11:52 PM (aTmM/)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Serfs up at May 01, 2024 11:52 PM (3OJZ3)
I never did.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
If AOP did some time-traveling history alteration, the rest of us wouldn't know about it.
So apparently it does work out like all the sci-fi stories. You go back in time and kill someone horrible, and when you return to the future, it's even worse. He should have let whoever Hitler replaced live.
Posted by: mikeski at May 01, 2024 11:52 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Braenyard at May 01, 2024 11:50 PM (lCWOD)
Throat shot. Aim for the spinal cord.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 01, 2024 11:53 PM (8zz6B)
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I'd stake out Jesus' tomb after the burial to see if anything unusual happens.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 01, 2024 11:53 PM (bo7UB)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Scientists were puzzled to find the metallic object embedded in a fossilized T-Rex skeleton. They have concluded the T-Rex was most likely felled by an iron-nickel fragment of the Chicxulub meteor.
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at May 01, 2024 11:54 PM (DsA2n)
Posted by: 18-1 at May 01, 2024 11:44 PM (ibTVg)
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That is the problem.
I have to laugh at TT movies where someone in England travels in time but ends up in NYC. How?
Posted by: Ciampino - legs are great! at May 01, 2024 11:54 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Braenyard at May 01, 2024 11:54 PM (lCWOD)
So apparently it does work out like all the sci-fi stories. You go back in time and kill someone horrible, and when you return to the future, it's even worse. He should have let whoever Hitler replaced live.
Posted by: mikeski at May 01, 2024 11:52 PM (DgGvY)
Hitler was the least-worst. Couldn't get 'em all.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 01, 2024 11:54 PM (8zz6B)
One thing I don't get...they are charging Ida with sexual assault and not standard assault?
You are not supposed to touch someone else against their will but this wasn't sexual right?
Posted by: 18-1 at May 01, 2024 11:55 PM (ibTVg)
Posted by: Cicero
Pontius Pilate wrote a very detailed letter to Tiberius Caesar about that very thing.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 01, 2024 11:56 PM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 01, 2024 11:56 PM (bo7UB)
Posted by: 18-1 at May 01, 2024 11:44 PM (ibTVg)
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That is the problem.
I have to laugh at TT movies where someone in England travels in time but ends up in NYC. How?
Posted by: Ciampino - legs are great! at May 01, 2024 11:54 PM (qfLjt)
It is done through the law of The Conservation of Which.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 01, 2024 11:56 PM (8zz6B)
The Red Alert series of video games had an alternate history where Einstein built a time machine and did something to Hitler. So Hitler does not seize power in Germany and instead Stalin invades western Europe in the 1950s kicking off WWIII
Posted by: 18-1 at May 01, 2024 11:57 PM (ibTVg)
Posted by: publius
Like undo some of the ill advised things said the killed a budding relationship? What if the outcome then took a different path that didn't lead to owning a time-machine?
What happens - or doesn't, then?
Posted by: Tonypete
This is why you don't give the time machine to the engineers or computer scientists.
They'd go back in time and kill themselves to see if they could crash the system running the universe.
Posted by: mikeski v2.0 at May 01, 2024 11:58 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: 18-1 at May 01, 2024 11:48 PM (ibTVg
Chimpie Heyerdahl did it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 01, 2024 11:58 PM (S6gqv)
Posted by: Heterosexual White Guy commercial actor at May 01, 2024 11:58 PM (G/662)
Posted by: 18-1 at May 01, 2024 11:55 PM (ibTVg)
You don't tug on Superman's cape,
You don't spit in the wind,
You don't pull the mask off the old Lone Ranger,
And you don't mess around with Quim.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 01, 2024 11:59 PM (8zz6B)
Oh, definitely I'd check that out.
I'd also like to meet a Homo Erectus and the other early monkey men and all that.
And go back and see what the various supercontinents were like.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 01, 2024 11:59 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 01, 2024 11:47 PM (w6EFb)
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But imagine your time machine stops .... and it's just lava outside ....!
Posted by: Ciampino - Mama Mia at May 01, 2024 11:59 PM (qfLjt)
Dwight Eisenhower was President of Columbia University.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at May 02, 2024 12:00 AM (zdLoL)
Posted by: Ciampino - Mama Mia at May 01, 2024 11:59 PM (qfLjt)
Hello Triple-A? You're not gonna believe this...
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 02, 2024 12:01 AM (8zz6B)
Posted by: mikeski v2.0 at May 01, 2024 11:58 PM (DgGvY)
Or they'd be like Philip J. Fry and see if they could go back and become their own grandpa.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 02, 2024 12:01 AM (S6gqv)
Better yet...
You step outside and notice the moon isn't the right color. And...that its getting bigger.
Posted by: Goodbye SMOD hello Theia at May 02, 2024 12:01 AM (ibTVg)
I guess it's an old rural midwestern thing. IIRC you picked flowers and left a surprise basket on the doorstep of those you liked.
May baskets I think they were called.
Posted by: Farmer at May 02, 2024 12:01 AM (55Qr6)
I'm thinking doing this in orbit. Time traveling base station in orbit. Then shuttle down to the young Erf and tool around as conditions permit.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 02, 2024 12:01 AM (w6EFb)
Heinlein sort of covered this in All You Zombies.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 02, 2024 12:02 AM (ibTVg)
Posted by: Ida Ann Lorenzo at May 02, 2024 12:02 AM (bo7UB)
Posted by: Ciampino
"You knew the job was dangerous when you took it, Fred."
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 02, 2024 12:02 AM (IG4Id)
The Red Alert series of video games had an alternate history where Einstein built a time machine and did something to Hitler. So Hitler does not seize power in Germany and instead Stalin invades western Europe in the 1950s kicking off WWIII
Posted by: 18-1 at May 01, 2024 11:57 PM (ibTVg)
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But in that scenario there was no WW2 ......
Posted by: Ciampino - Mama Mia ... at May 02, 2024 12:03 AM (qfLjt)
$20 bucks says the "sexual assault" charge was filed by some leftist/progressive/liberal DA, to make it look worse for the skirt puller.
Posted by: Ju at May 02, 2024 12:03 AM (aTmM/)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 01, 2024 11:59 PM
I've heard there's some streets in St Louis where you can see that...
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 02, 2024 12:03 AM (S6gqv)
Math...on my smart military blog...? Its more likely then you might think!
Posted by: 18-1 at May 02, 2024 12:04 AM (ibTVg)
A police cruiser skidded into the parking lot only moments later.
Posted by: Crotalus Atrox at May 02, 2024 12:05 AM (25QY+)
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Dwight Eisenhower was President of Columbia University.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at May 02, 2024 12:00 AM (zdLoL)
Funny how that is simply never mentioned today.
Posted by: RickZ at May 02, 2024 12:06 AM (emlEe)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 01, 2024 11:59 PM
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If you timed it just right you could lick the Monolith.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 02, 2024 12:06 AM (bo7UB)
Posted by: 18-1 at May 02, 2024 12:02 AM (ibTVg)
I'm pretty sure that Futurama episode was an homage to Heinlein's story. There's a lot of subtle stuff built into the comedy.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 02, 2024 12:06 AM (S6gqv)
Posted by: Farmer
Has something to do with pole dancers, if my infallible time-traveling machine is infallible.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 02, 2024 12:06 AM (IG4Id)
Posted by: Ju at May 02, 2024 12:03 AM (aTmM/)
If I were tugging on some 19 year-old chick's miniskirt, the presumption would be I was trying to get it off her, and "sexual assault" would be on the table. I see now reason why a 40-something broad should skate on that, if I don't.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 02, 2024 12:06 AM (8zz6B)
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Maypole dancing. Naked. Don't get excited, it's the wrong people getting naked in your face.
Posted by: Ciampino - Mama Mia ... that ass is like a Moon at May 02, 2024 12:07 AM (qfLjt)
Should have been charged with pubic indecency.
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at May 02, 2024 12:07 AM (DsA2n)
Posted by: 18-1 at May 02, 2024 12:07 AM (ibTVg)
Posted by: polynikes at May 02, 2024 12:08 AM (MNhXM)
Posted by: Muldoon at May 02, 2024 12:08 AM (l4B/J)
Posted by: Joe Monolith welcoming everyone to Friday night at Man's Country at May 02, 2024 12:08 AM (ibTVg)
I call bullshit on the girl in the miniskirt showing any pubes. It's 2024. She's more than likely bare down there.
Posted by: Robert at May 02, 2024 12:09 AM (1Yy3c)
Should have been charged with pubic indecency.
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at May 02, 2024 12:07 AM (DsA2n)
Maybe Lorenzo is a dwarf. Elevators smell different to a dwarf.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 02, 2024 12:09 AM (8zz6B)
Today?
Nothing...
Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 02, 2024 12:10 AM (MeG8a)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 02, 2024 12:10 AM (8zz6B)
I never did.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
See? Stuff like this is why I assume I'll wake up in a different timeline than the one I fell asleep in.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at May 02, 2024 12:10 AM (dZVON)
Posted by: Ju at May 02, 2024 12:03 AM (aTmM/)
If I were tugging on some 19 year-old chick's miniskirt, the presumption would be I was trying to get it off her, and "sexual assault" would be on the table. I see now reason why a 40-something broad should skate on that, if I don't.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 02, 2024 12:06 AM (8zz6B)
Chick is a state dimployee. Throw the book at her.
Posted by: Robert at May 02, 2024 12:11 AM (1Yy3c)
Today?
Nothing...
Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 02, 2024 12:10 AM (MeG8a)
You again? I've already got 3 liters.
Posted by: Comely Blood Draw lady at May 02, 2024 12:11 AM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Ciampino - Mama Mia .... that ass is like a Moon at May 02, 2024 12:11 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Ju at May 02, 2024 12:11 AM (aTmM/)
worst fossil reconstruction of all time:
https://tinyurl.com/54wc7944
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 02, 2024 12:12 AM (S6gqv)
Posted by: 18-1 at May 01, 2024 11:44 PM (ibTVg)
That's the logic that makes me question the feasibility of surviving a time travel jump if one were to make such a machine. At this point, we have to account for orbits when launching probes to the outer planets. Maybe that would be possible with a time machine, figuring out the math, but I wouldn't want to check the calculations by using the machine first.
Posted by: RickZ at May 02, 2024 12:13 AM (emlEe)
Posted by: Ciampino - Mama Mia .... that ass is like a Moon at May 02, 2024 12:11 AM (qfLjt)
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We can only speculum on what she really saw.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 02, 2024 12:13 AM (bo7UB)
Today?
Nothing...
Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 02, 2024 12:10 AM (MeG8a)
She gave you money? You lucky dawg. Usually you gotta pay *them*.
Posted by: Robert at May 02, 2024 12:13 AM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: Heterosexual White Guy commercial actor at May 02, 2024 12:14 AM (G/662)
Posted by: Ciampino - Mama Mia ...
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We can only speculum on what she really saw.
Posted by: Cicero
I expected a crack like that!
Posted by: Tonypete at May 02, 2024 12:16 AM (WXNFJ)
Word on the street is, movement through time is only possible for inorganic compounds. Like phone booths.
Posted by: Johnny The Shoeshine Guy at May 02, 2024 12:16 AM (zOkaw)
Posted by: Ian S. at May 02, 2024 12:17 AM (FD5dr)
Posted by: Heterosexual White Guy commercial actor at May 02, 2024 12:17 AM (G/662)
The Red Alert series of video games had an alternate history where Einstein built a time machine and did something to Hitler. So Hitler does not seize power in Germany and instead Stalin invades western Europe in the 1950s kicking off WWIII
Posted by: 18-1
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But in that scenario there was no WW2 ......
Posted by: Ciampino - Mama Mia
What's Japan doing in the mean time?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 02, 2024 12:19 AM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Heterosexual White Guy commercial actor at May 02, 2024 12:14 AM (G/662)
You have to go further. A lot of our permanent diplomatic corps are graduates of The Kennedy School of Government at Harvard. The CIA/FBI/NSA and other government letter agencies hire from the Ivies. IMO, that's why the rot runs so deep in D.C.
Posted by: RickZ at May 02, 2024 12:19 AM (emlEe)
Tomorrow I will go to a new barber. I grew weary of the feminine hair dressers. Such a sterile environment. The new barber has 4 chairs and a shop appointed with biker gear, everyone has tattoos but me. I could probably pick up some used auto parts in the back.
They will have a clipper to put on the number three setting and let 'er rip.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 02, 2024 12:20 AM (MeG8a)
https://mol.im/a/13372417
Posted by: Ciampino - Did they turn on the gas? at May 02, 2024 12:20 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 02, 2024 12:09 AM (8zz6B)
How dare you!
Posted by: Robert Reich at May 02, 2024 12:21 AM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Braenyard at May 02, 2024 12:21 AM (lCWOD)
@AnthonyCabassa_ 58m
UCLA 🚨: It appears plans have changed for the protestors, they now plan on holding off police “all night”.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 02, 2024 12:22 AM (IG4Id)
UCLA pro-Palestine encampment sent out request for vegan and gluten-free food and zip ties
https://mol.im/a/13372571
Posted by: Ciampino -who is going to be arrested? at May 02, 2024 12:22 AM (qfLjt)
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If they didn't do it, that's a terrible coincidence.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 02, 2024 12:22 AM (bo7UB)
manned travel at close to the speed of light only theoretically possible.
So how about just 1/100th the speed of light?
that's only almost 7 million mph. Hah I don't think so.
what's our top speed now? under 30k mph ?
Posted by: polynikes at May 02, 2024 12:23 AM (MNhXM)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 02, 2024 12:23 AM (0eaVi)
UCLA pro-Palestine encampment sent out request for vegan and gluten-free food and zip ties
https://mol.im/a/13372571
It's either for kinky sex or they think they can zip tie themselves to various fixtures to keep the cops from dragging them away. Maybe both.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at May 02, 2024 12:24 AM (dZVON)
Coke and Pepsi, and next door to each other. War was inevitable no matter who started it.
Posted by: azjaeger at May 02, 2024 12:24 AM (3/XaG)
Posted by: Braenyard at May 02, 2024 12:25 AM (lCWOD)
https://mol.im/a/13372297
Posted by: Ciampino - who is going to be arrested? at May 02, 2024 12:25 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: The Sans-Culottes at May 02, 2024 12:26 AM (bo7UB)
UCLA pro-Palestine encampment sent out request for vegan and gluten-free food and zip ties
Posted by: Ciampino -who is going to be arrested? at May 02, 2024 12:22 AM (qfLjt)
They're going to zip tie themselves to each other in solidarity with Big Plastic.
Posted by: RickZ at May 02, 2024 12:26 AM (emlEe)
Bonus points if Arthur Brown's "Fire" is playing when it happens.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at May 02, 2024 12:27 AM (dZVON)
https://mol.im/a/13372571
Posted by: Ciampino -who is going to be arrested? at May 02, 2024 12:22 AM (qfLjt)
How about some Thai food, and gluten-free vegan cutlets?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 02, 2024 12:27 AM (8zz6B)
Posted by: lost in space at May 02, 2024 12:28 AM (kGeV7)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at May 02, 2024 12:24 AM (dZVON)
A pocket knife or a pocket-sized pair of dikes will make short work of any zip tie.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 02, 2024 12:29 AM (8zz6B)
See the Parker space probe, which is whipping around close the Sun. While it had solar gravitational assist so to speak, it's the fastest space probe to date.
Speed (and whether this is relative to the sun, barycenter, or geocenter, I'm not sure), will hit 191 km/s on it's closest approach.
It's already made several close passes, passing through the outer corona, and hitting about 175 km/s.
That speed is about 0.05% the speed of light.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 02, 2024 12:30 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Braenyard at May 02, 2024 12:21 AM (lCWOD)
Is this how fatties got laid back in the day?
Posted by: Robert at May 02, 2024 12:30 AM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 02, 2024 12:31 AM (bo7UB)
Posted by: Robert at May 02, 2024 12:30 AM (1Yy3c)
Fatties hit the pole sooner, larger radius.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 02, 2024 12:32 AM (8zz6B)
https://mol.im/a/13373109
See, Israel pledged that all those Hamas involved in the 10/7 massacre would be punished and the hostage brought back. They can't go back on their word since they are not lily-livered American politicians.
Hamas knows it can't deal without admitting that many of the hostages are dead. And one does not kill hostages without reprisals.
Posted by: Ciampino - who is going to blink? at May 02, 2024 12:32 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Heterosexual White Guy commercial actor at May 02, 2024 12:33 AM (G/662)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 02, 2024 12:31 AM (bo7UB)
Pissants the both of 'em. ~ Archimedes
Posted by: RickZ at May 02, 2024 12:33 AM (emlEe)
@BillMelugin_ 13m
California Highway Patrol with zip ties and crowd control gear beginning to gather outside of the UCLA encampment as people in the camp try to strobe them with flashlights and wave Palestinian flags.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 02, 2024 12:34 AM (IG4Id)
Posted by: Cicero
***********
When the cops arrived at the restaurant they respectfully told the young woman "Thank you for your cervix!"
Posted by: Muldoon at May 02, 2024 12:35 AM (l4B/J)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 02, 2024 12:34 AM (IG4Id)
Where are the flame-thrower drones to incinerate the pali flags?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 02, 2024 12:35 AM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Heterosexual White Guy commercial actor at May 02, 2024 12:33 AM (G/662)
there was a time when I might have thought the proposed law was a good idea. Having seen how the State warps every law and uses it against its enemies, I can't support giving it any powers to criminalize any more speech.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 02, 2024 12:37 AM (S6gqv)
Before Parker, the fastest thing launched was the New Horizons probe, the one that went to Pluto.
It was launched to an initial speed of 36 kmph, and passed the orbit of the Moon in just 8 hours.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 02, 2024 12:37 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 02, 2024 12:34 AM (IG4Id)
Where are the flame-thrower drones to incinerate the pali flags? Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
I would go the organic route: 50 manure spreaders. Followed by dropping wet cement on the smellies from helicopters.
Posted by: lost in space at May 02, 2024 12:38 AM (kGeV7)
https://mol.im/a/13372571
Posted by: Ciampino -who is going to be arrested? at May 02, 2024 12:22 AM (qfLjt)
How about some Thai food, and gluten-free vegan cutlets?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 02, 2024 12:27 AM (8zz6B)
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So the zip ties are gluten-free? They are envisaging gnawing their way out?
Posted by: Ciampino - who is going to blink?? at May 02, 2024 12:38 AM (qfLjt)
It was launched to an initial speed of 36 kmph, and passed the orbit of the Moon in just 8 hours.
Posted by: publius
The fastest thing I ever heard about was my pal Bob from his dates.
Posted by: lost in space at May 02, 2024 12:40 AM (kGeV7)
Posted by: Heterosexual White Guy commercial actor at May 02, 2024 12:41 AM (G/662)
Posted by: Ciampino - who is going to blink??
The Fali-stinians envisaging tying up people trying to cross their into their camps and/or those that hint at giving up. This is maoism.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 02, 2024 12:42 AM (IG4Id)
Posted by: lost in space at May 02, 2024 12:38 AM (kGeV7)
Helicopter toting a drip torch:
https://tinyurl.com/54c6fcpp
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 02, 2024 12:43 AM (8zz6B)
I was referring to manned vehicles currently, though I didnt realize we had a probe that traveled over 300k mph.
Posted by: polynikes at May 02, 2024 12:43 AM (MNhXM)
Copper jacketed 7.62 (.30 cal) Sierra Game King 168 gr. projectiles are entirely gluten free. Lead core, though.
And lead poisoning at 2900 fps does tend to shorten one's life span.
Now, which of those CHP troopies are carrying the AR-10s and .308 bolties? A free box of Federal Premium .308 for each and every one of 'em!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 02, 2024 12:43 AM (e6UQI)
That record is still held by Apollo 10 (the dress rehearsal for the landing): 11.1 km/s, or 24,800 mph.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 02, 2024 12:49 AM (w6EFb)
So you're saying there's a chance.
Posted by: Muldoon at May 02, 2024 12:50 AM (l4B/J)
Posted by: John Drake Nearing The Caspian Sea at May 02, 2024 12:51 AM (u/Zei)
Posted by: Braenyard
I imagine morale of LA cops is pretty low. Most of them realize that arresting these low IQ spoiled children is an exercise in futility. Doubtful anyone in Gascon's office will even charge them. They're probably at risk for retribution if they hurt anyone. Last night's vigilante action is probably going to repeat itself as these little POS get emboldened by no consequences.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Serfs up at May 02, 2024 12:51 AM (3OJZ3)
Posted by: Robert at May 02, 2024 12:30 AM (1Yy3c)
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Don't know, we were little kids, skinny and cute.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 02, 2024 12:51 AM (lCWOD)
Posted by: Ciampino - who is going to jail? at May 02, 2024 12:52 AM (qfLjt)
That record is still held by Apollo 10 (the dress rehearsal for the landing): 11.1 km/s, or 24,800 mph.
Posted by: publius
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Faster than a speeding .308
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 02, 2024 12:53 AM (XeU6L)
https://mol.im/a/13372075
Posted by: Ciampino - who is going to jail?... at May 02, 2024 12:53 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Braenyard at May 02, 2024 12:54 AM (lCWOD)
Posted by: publius
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Faster than a speeding .308
Posted by: Mike Hammer
Pffft, wait until I get the Honda Trail 125. I'll show you fast.
Posted by: lost in space at May 02, 2024 12:54 AM (kGeV7)
Posted by: Heterosexual White Guy commercial actor at May 02, 2024 12:54 AM (G/662)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 02, 2024 12:56 AM (8zz6B)
https://mol.im/a/13373153
Posted by: Ciampino - too late for jail at May 02, 2024 12:56 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Muldoon at May 02, 2024 12:57 AM (l4B/J)
Pro-life groups are suing Letitia James to stop her persecution of them for offering women the option to save their babies after taking the first drug in the Morning After drug cocktail.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 02, 2024 12:57 AM (8iVbU)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
That is a good one.
Posted by: lost in space at May 02, 2024 12:57 AM (kGeV7)
Posted by: Ciampino - don't touch at May 02, 2024 12:57 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Braenyard at May 02, 2024 12:58 AM (lCWOD)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 02, 2024 12:59 AM (8iVbU)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 02, 2024 01:00 AM (XeU6L)
Before Parker, the fastest thing launched was the New Horizons probe, the one that went to Pluto.
It was launched to an initial speed of 36 kmph, and passed the orbit of the Moon in just 8 hours.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 02, 2024 12:37 AM (w6EFb)
I’m chopped liver, I guess…
Posted by: Voyager 1 at May 02, 2024 01:00 AM (8sMut)
That record is still held by Apollo 10 (the dress rehearsal for the landing): 11.1 km/s, or 24,800 mph.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 02, 2024 12:49 AM (w6EFb)
The New Horizons probe was only double that IIRC.
Posted by: polynikes at May 02, 2024 01:01 AM (MNhXM)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 02, 2024 01:01 AM (8iVbU)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Serfs up at May 02, 2024 01:02 AM (3OJZ3)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 02, 2024 01:02 AM (8zz6B)
Letter advises I may need to consult a tax advisor over this settlement.
For $31? Don't think so.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 02, 2024 01:03 AM (8iVbU)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 02, 2024 01:03 AM (8iVbU)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 02, 2024 01:03 AM (8sMut)
Posted by: Sock Monkey
Or the thin-fat, smelly, 35yr-old Soros implants that have lawyers on speed dial. A whole swath of these mao-maos are evil robots.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 02, 2024 01:04 AM (IG4Id)
Posted by: Heterosexual White Guy commercial actor at May 02, 2024 01:06 AM (G/662)
Also, they shot him before he 'breached the gates'. hmmm
How did they know he intended to shoot up the school?
Posted by: Braenyard at May 02, 2024 01:07 AM (lCWOD)
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at May 02, 2024 01:09 AM (55boN)
Posted by: Heterosexual White Guy commercial actor at May 02, 2024 01:10 AM (G/662)
Posted by: Ciampino - don't touch. at May 02, 2024 01:11 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Ciampino - Backhoe at May 02, 2024 01:12 AM (qfLjt)
They saw his box of Cheerios. And knew at once. He was a Cereal Killer.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 02, 2024 01:13 AM (e6UQI)
I think you were only about 40k mph. At least you were faster than Voyager 2.
Posted by: polynikes at May 02, 2024 01:15 AM (MNhXM)
https://mol.im/a/13372823
Posted by: Ciampino - Backhoe for trash at May 02, 2024 01:15 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Braenyard at May 02, 2024 01:15 AM (lCWOD)
Fed officials vote to hold interest rates steady at 23-year-high - here's what it means for YOUR wallet
https://mol.im/a/13372115
Posted by: Ciampino - we are all poorer at May 02, 2024 01:16 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Braenyard at May 02, 2024 01:17 AM (lCWOD)
https://mol.im/a/13372405
Posted by: Ciampino - some should have been sterilized at birth at May 02, 2024 01:18 AM (qfLjt)
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No, it's called Being a Bitch...
Posted by: As not seen on TV at May 02, 2024 01:20 AM (Rt7+z)
Posted by: Ciampino - For all the hot cooks at May 02, 2024 01:21 AM (qfLjt)
Where the Voyager's are now:
https://tinyurl.com/y3m2gcfj
While it doesn't mention that there, both are on highly inclined hyperbolic escape trajectories. Voyager 2 is about 79 degrees to the ecliptic.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 02, 2024 01:23 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley
Just trying to avoid the incoming Vogons.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 02, 2024 01:28 AM (IG4Id)
Just trying to avoid the incoming Vogons.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 02, 2024 01:28 AM (IG4Id)
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What do they eat? Gluten-free Vegans?
Posted by: Ciampino - For all the hot cooks. at May 02, 2024 01:32 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Heterosexual White Guy commercial actor at May 02, 2024 01:34 AM (G/662)
While it doesn't mention that there, both are on highly inclined hyperbolic escape trajectories. Voyager 2 is about 79 degrees to the ecliptic.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 02, 2024 01:23 AM (w6EFb)
Vger is a movie star now. Well, maybe a little past prime but still.
Posted by: RickZ at May 02, 2024 01:34 AM (emlEe)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at May 02, 2024 01:35 AM (YoT4f)
Evening, all.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's phone at May 02, 2024 01:40 AM (wjjYr)
Posted by: Ciampino - Made in China at May 02, 2024 01:43 AM (qfLjt)
Voyager 1 had a glitch in Dec of 2023. Starting sending back gibberish. They were able to get it fixed, or deciphered, and just in late April were now back to getting normal data. The problem was memory corruption of some small amount of the spacecraft's memory.
They also, in 2017, fired some backup thrusters for the first time in 37 years. It worked! This was to keep the spacecraft properly oriented to Erf. Something else had gone wonky and they had to try the backup.
That is amazing when you think about it. The one way light travel time is close to 24 hours. Send a signal and it takes two days to get a reply.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 02, 2024 01:43 AM (w6EFb)
Because no GUI operating system was anywhere near their Operating Systems when they were being coded and compiled, in the Before Times.
Matters not be it Apple or Windows.
ROBUST was the world of FORTRAN, COBOL and other direct code line languages.
Yeah, today's code can fly an F-35 fighter. With daily software updates and hardware flashes, etc.
But an F-35 flight computer would never be able to fly the Voyager path. Even if power consumption was provided to suit.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 02, 2024 01:44 AM (e6UQI)
I was just reading about the fix for Voyager 1's corrupted memory. Now, at this distance and light travel time, they essentially reprogrammed the layout of code in memory. Split up code into different sections, and then had to make sure all the addresses were correct. Not to mention that it would work.
And all of that with a two-way light travel time of nearly two days.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 02, 2024 01:47 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Braenyard at May 02, 2024 01:48 AM (lCWOD)
Posted by: Braenyard at May 02, 2024 01:52 AM (lCWOD)
Blue Screen of OH SHIT!!!!
LMAO!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 02, 2024 01:54 AM (e6UQI)
For $31? Don't think so.
Posted by: Anna Puma
The class-action lawyers didn't get to hoover up 100% of the settlement, so they want you to go to a tax attorney to give up your share.
Just like why sharks don't bite lawyers: professional courtesy.
Posted by: mikeski at May 02, 2024 01:54 AM (DgGvY)
Las Vegas Sicko 'caught chomping on a dead victim's EYEBALL' is seen for the first time - as grisly details of attack are revealed
https://mol.im/a/13373407
Posted by: Ciampino - Defiling a corpse? at May 02, 2024 01:54 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Heterosexual White Guy commercial actor at May 02, 2024 01:56 AM (G/662)
But an F-35 flight computer would never be able to fly the Voyager path. Even if power consumption was provided to suit.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Posted by: Jim at May 02, 2024 01:44 AM (e6UQI)
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May you elaboarate?
Posted by: Ciampino - Curious at May 02, 2024 01:56 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Ciampino - Curious typo at May 02, 2024 01:57 AM (qfLjt)
https://tinyurl.com/ynxytm2d
Posted by: Ciampino
Ooooh. Pepper flakes. Way to take a risk, McCormick.
Posted by: mikeski at May 02, 2024 01:58 AM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Heterosexual White Guy commercial actor at May 02, 2024 12:54
Oh wow, just caused a flashback to Walgreens today.
Short, fat, greasy haired, nose ringed, tatted white gal is in line before me to pick up meds. Her companion is a taller, lean young black man I thought was maybe her son.
Nope, from the conversation I heard I guess they are a couple. To each their own I guess. Go figure.
Posted by: Farmer at May 02, 2024 01:59 AM (55Qr6)
Some of those flame-throwing robot dogs.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 02, 2024 02:02 AM (w6EFb)
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This is about me, isn't it?
Posted by: Ada at May 02, 2024 02:03 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Braenyard
It looks like you're trying to avoid a SAM. Would you like help?
[ ] Launch chaff
[ ] Engage afterburner
[ ] Eject
[Yes] [No]
Posted by: Clippy-35 at May 02, 2024 02:08 AM (DgGvY)
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This is about me, isn't it?
Posted by: Ada at May 02, 2024 02:03 AM (XeU6L)
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Or maybe me?
Posted by Algol68
Posted by: Ciampino - Curiousity at May 02, 2024 02:13 AM (qfLjt)
Simple. The nearly terabyte daily software uploads would take YEARS, maybe DECADES to upload and confirm, even at the fastest baud rate the deep space antennas could convey.
IF you had a ROCK SOLID, STABLE F-35 software package to fly the Voyager, that might work.
Have they even given an F-35 such a software package, as to be divorced from Big Contractor, for even a single DAY?
* F-35 is always "phoning home" with status updates. As is every current jetliner and it's associated engine systems in the air, today.*
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 02, 2024 02:15 AM (e6UQI)
Posted by: Ciampino - eye shut need at May 02, 2024 02:16 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Heterosexual White Guy commercial actor at May 02, 2024 02:20 AM (G/662)
The kittens all think you're rich. So, Grab a Puss!
A NYC Court might try you for a felony, later, but You Only Live Once!
*and those pusses gots nine lives!*
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 02, 2024 02:26 AM (e6UQI)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 02, 2024 02:49 AM (Sgq8y)
Posted by: jmt at May 02, 2024 02:54 AM (G/662)
Read Deep Space baud rates. New Horizons could only transmit at 1-2 kbps. It took over 15 months for it to transmit all the 6GB+ of data it took during the flyby.
It then, in late 2018 did a flyby of distant Kuiper belt object, dubbed Arrokoth (very weird thing). It will take 20 months to transmit all that data when it's all over.
In fact, it may not all be complete yet. They had to put in hibernation before it was complete.
It should be complete by now, but I can't find anything on it.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 02, 2024 03:01 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 02, 2024 03:03 AM (+yhUM)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 02, 2024 03:01 AM (w6EFb)
Well they've probably gotta sort out the legalities of the privacy rights of the people there whose pictures they just took.
Exolitigation is a real pain. Better to cross your i's and dot your t's first before any action is brought against you.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 02, 2024 03:05 AM (+yhUM)
Posted by: Skip at May 02, 2024 03:07 AM (fwDg9)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 02, 2024 03:11 AM (IG4Id)
Posted by: Lost in Space at May 02, 2024 03:16 AM (MhGhb)
Posted by: jmt at May 02, 2024 03:17 AM (G/662)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 02, 2024 03:18 AM (a1415)
Don't you hate it when you wake up, and can't fall back asleep?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
Work midshift, then your up already!
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at May 02, 2024 03:21 AM (YoT4f)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at May 02, 2024 03:22 AM (YoT4f)
Posted by: jmt at May 02, 2024 03:34 AM (G/662)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 02, 2024 03:36 AM (+yhUM)
If it happens, it would be an unscheduled activation.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 02, 2024 03:38 AM (a1415)
It's an awfully simple build up of a simply awful kit. The trick is to make it look as good as I can which if I can make this kit look good, it'll be a neat trick for me!
Posted by: Outside of Life at May 02, 2024 03:41 AM (89Sog)
He is at the weird lbm stage where he feels like he's gotta poop, strains, and gets one tiny squishy drop o poo out.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 02, 2024 03:43 AM (Ka3bZ)
Posted by: JT at May 02, 2024 03:44 AM (T4tVD)
He is at the weird lbm stage where he feels like he's gotta poop, strains, and gets one tiny squishy drop o poo out.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 02, 2024 03:43 AM (Ka3bZ
Thanks for sharing !
Posted by: JT at May 02, 2024 03:45 AM (T4tVD)
Posted by: JT at May 02, 2024 03:45 AM (T4tVD)
Anyway! Had about enough sleep last night despite the lingering cough from my otherwise mild cold. How about you?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 02, 2024 03:54 AM (omVj0)
It's an awfully simple build up of a simply awful kit. The trick is to make it look as good as I can which if I can make this kit look good, it'll be a neat trick for me!
Posted by: Outside of Life at May 02, 2024
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Outside, the kit I built most often as a kid was AMT's 1940 Ford coupe. Different paint jobs and different wheels, sometimes "race" versions with number decals, a blown engine, and the like.
Oddly I have a Pyro figure kit, the Cowpuncher (marketed on the box as being "Gil Favor from Rawhide"), sitting in its box. Bought it on eBay about eighteen years ago. Just have not had any way, with cats and living in a small space here, to try painting and assembling it. I'd love to customize it to look like Matthew Quigley from the Tom Selleck movie, but I have no idea how to go about that.
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